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August 13, 2025 30 mins
Back to School, Pali students go back to Sears. The One When Conwy Gets Kicked Out of Crypto Center. Noisy, annoying neighbor playing train horns ALL NIGHT LONG. Kenyati Hubbard won showcases twice on Price is Right. Taylor Swift TS fans have been on high alert. What are the Easter Eggs? Bellio is a lower case Swiftie. The math is mathing! Cutting onions, reducing the tears tips. Bellio “Brakes” kills a segment with her “Falt Take” in show. Instagram new opt in real time / last time real location.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's KMF I Am six forty and you're listening to
the Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
It's the Pali.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
High short for Palisades High. Those kids are going back
to school. There are schools burned to the ground in January,
and their new school is not going to be writing
until next January, January twenty twenty six. So they're going
back to the only campus they now know for the
last year or the last six months, which is Sears,

(00:31):
where Americas kids go to school, or America's shops, something
like that. But they're going back to Sears. They thought
they were going back to Pali.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
To Pali, to Pali. They're going back to Pali Yo.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
I don't think so, they're going back to Sears, the Sears,
the Sears. That doesn't make sense, doesn't sound right. They're
going back to Sears. I don't think so. Those poor kids, man,
you know, they're seniors in high school and a lot
of them had to graduate in an old Seer's I
guess that's a story for later on in life. I

(01:05):
don't know, you know, Like my daughter has some stories
that she'll she'll tell her children and grandchildren, Like us
nearly getting kicked out of Crypto dot com together, she'll
have that story.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Do I know that story?

Speaker 4 (01:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
I took her to a King game and I said, hey,
you want to take a walk around the stadium. She goes, yeah,
I'd love to. So we're walking around the stadium. I said,
let's go up really high up the really top seats.
And it's really cool out there. It's steep, but it's
really cool to see the entire game from that high up.
And so we go up to we take two escalators

(01:45):
at Crypto dot Com used to be Staples, and we
get to the very top and we look around for
a while and then there's a hot dog stand there.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
So I get a hot dog. She gets a bag of.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Chips, and we're coming down the escalator and before I
get on the escalator, I've got a hot dog. I've
got about twenty napkins because I got a bunch of ketchup,
mustard and relish all over this dog. And she has
her soda and chips, and I trip on the carpet
as I was getting on the escalator. I tripped on

(02:15):
the carpet. I could have fallen over that glass railing
fifty feet to my death and I didn't. But when
I went to grab the handrailing of the escalator, I
used my napkin hand to grab the escalator and about
forty napkins flew down all over the.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Place like confetti.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
And I get down to the bottom and there's a
security guard standing there and he says, we have everything
on camera. We saw you throw the napkins. Either you
pick them up or throwing both of you out of here.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
Woo.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
And for a second I thought, then throw us out
because I'm not picking those up because I tripped on
your carpet.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah, and I picked up the napkins.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Of course you did like good, like good, Like you
didn't tell him what happened.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
I did. He goes, we don't believe you, He said,
he didn't believe you. He goes, yeah, I don't believe you.
We saw it on camera. It didn't look like you trip.
Looks like you're just.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Being an able like you were doing some yeah, just
being stupid prep.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
But I wasn't you know, I could have fallen and died,
and then what would he have told my daughter to
pick up the body. No so, but I'm really looking
back on it, I made.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
The wrong choice.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
I should have been thrown out of there with my daughter,
and that would have been the story she told forever
to her friends and her family and her kids and
her grink kids.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
It does make for a better story, yeah, and.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
I hope she changes that story later on in life
where we did get kicked out, all.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Right, there's a noisy neighbor.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Everybody hates the noisy neighbor, the guy who was louder
than anybody else. He's working in the shop. Maybe he's
got the guns he's blasting off. Maybe he's got a
loud car, motorcycle. But he's the loud old guy on
the block.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
He's loud.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Everybody knows who he is. I'm sure you got one, belly.
Do you have a loud person in your area? Luckily no, No,
because everyone's so perfect.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
And Irvin I would say this, I think we are.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Oh you're the loud one.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
I think so because Mazi barks.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
A lot, all right, and then the fights fights. You don't.
You don't argue aloud, not really, really, how do you
do that?

Speaker 3 (04:28):
I just give the cold treatment, yelling how many.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Days have you gone without talking a day. That's it.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
We try not to stay mad at one another. How
about you.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
I I I've not. I've only yelled at my wife
like maybe twice since we've been married.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
That's not bad.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yeah, and so I don't like to yell.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
But but we when we do have when we do
silence each other. Yeah, it's it's uncomfortable because you're in
the same house.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Yeah, it's not easy to maneuver.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah, you're gonna walk away right by her and she
walks right by yousley odd feeling. Yeah, I don't like it.
I don't like it at all. All Right, this man
is noisy, but he's not noisy inside. He's noisy outside
and really noisy. This lad unbelievable.

Speaker 6 (05:19):
It's a block packed with humble, reserved homes and one
that is considerably not humble. Nor it's a house that
sounds more like a train station. Turning this block of
Peach Street and Van Eyes into Screech Street and Van noise.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Makes the windows rumble.

Speaker 6 (05:40):
This neighbor didn't want her face showed, but felt it
was important to get the story out. Neighbors here are
frustrated with the blaring horn that chatters the silence here
most afternoons for months now.

Speaker 7 (05:52):
He puts his alarm on his house alarm and has
that running and then he uses the horn and he
blows it for you know, like thirty seconds.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
When the King score is that what he does it
has camp paid to? Bobatie doesn't play more camp paid to?
Who else will play on Brownie.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
King scor?

Speaker 2 (06:20):
He shoots his scars.

Speaker 7 (06:24):
And then it'll stop, and in a few minutes he
does it again, and it's over and over and over again.

Speaker 6 (06:32):
This is the neighbor who likes to tuote his own horn.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
If I were in their shoe, I'll complain too. It
is loud, it is disturbing. Well, then why do you
do it? That's got to be the follow up question.

Speaker 6 (06:44):
Gary boy And says he has a long running beef
with LAPD's Van Elly's Division.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
One of these guys, I know these guys.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
I know these guys always with the beef with the
question answer, that's right.

Speaker 6 (06:56):
Loud siren train horns actually okay, the train horse.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah, it is a train horn. It's it's on his chimney,
on his nearest roof.

Speaker 6 (07:06):
Train horns are his way, he says of getting LAPD's attention.

Speaker 8 (07:10):
I need him.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
I don't know how else to cry out for it.
That's why I'm sitting the signs.

Speaker 6 (07:15):
And is that fair to the neighbors?

Speaker 2 (07:16):
You think it's not.

Speaker 5 (07:18):
I would complain to a focus.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Then why do you do it? There's the sixty four
thousand dollars question? Why do you do it? I'm crying
out for help.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
All right, Well, he needs help. I don't know what
help he needs, maybe getting the horn down.

Speaker 6 (07:33):
The people who live on the block have posted signs
urging others to call the police when the horns are blaring,
but neighbors say officers have told them they need to
hear the noise themselves in order to cite boiyanzi.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Oh, what a pain in the Ass's probably been going
on for years.

Speaker 7 (07:47):
He does it, then he stops, and by the time
they get out here forty minutes later, they can't do anything.
They've been out here three days.

Speaker 6 (07:53):
In a row, and so the frustration grows. The folks
around here wishing Lapd with literally league grabbed this case.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
By the horns.

Speaker 6 (08:05):
We reached out to LAPD's Van EI's division today several times,
have not gotten any answers. City council member Ammelda Padilla
represents this neighborhood. Her staff today said they're unaware of
the problem.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Oh god, what a city noise. Yeah, but the guy's
blasting the horn off for the last couple of years,
and you call the La City Council, Hey, have you
heard about this?

Speaker 3 (08:27):
No?

Speaker 2 (08:27):
No, we're just completely deaf. I don't understand how. It's
like cops say they need to hear it. It's like it's.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Clearly they have it on video right at some point,
then they go, Okay, that's good enough, and at least
ticket the guy.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
I mean, look, if if they came out and a
guy was shot, they wouldn't need to see the shooting
right in progress.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Or maybe they do.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Maybe that's LAPD's you know, new policy. They guys see
the crime happen before the guy gets arrested. Oh man.
You know there's an old saying in La and in
southern California. I think they to the United States, if
you love your neighbors, never ever move, because there's a
lot of nuts out there. If you love your neighbors,

(09:10):
stay where you are, because when you have a bad neighbor,
your whole vibe is off. It's it wrecks everything? All right,
We're live on KFI tomorrow. We've got a big show.
We've got the heroes that save Steph Foo. Steph Fooh's
mom and dad are coming in and KTLA. It should
be on believable show, What a show tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
I can't wait.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
You know what are the guys coming in tomorrow? Who
saved Steph Foosh's life? His name is Kenyati? Is that
how you pronounce it?

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Belli? And this man is just amazing. Yeah, they're both amazing.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
But this guy has had so much great luck in
his life, but I think he earned it.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
I think he creates luck around him.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Yes, of great things for a lot of people. But
he's won the showcase Showdown on the Price is Right twice?

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Is that correct?

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Twice?

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Twice? And I know you can win twice?

Speaker 3 (10:13):
And he also has won the Let's Make a Deal
Showcase Wow, and had won some money in the Mega Millions.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Man, oh man, I gotta get this guy to the track.
Would he go to the track?

Speaker 3 (10:27):
I don't think so. He's too busy saving lives.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
That's right, he's coming in tomorrow. Here's the audio of
him winning at the prices. Right, here we go. Guy
won the Showcase showdown twice.

Speaker 8 (10:39):
Welcome back now everybody now even going to start with you.
We've been twenty seven two hundred dollars actual price thirty
two thousand and five oh one different sub five thousand one.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
He thought he lost. You can hear it in his voice,
thrio one.

Speaker 8 (10:55):
Here we go, this is it, Sanetta, you've been twenty
three four hundred dollars price thirty four thousand, ten thousand
and eight fifty seven.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
And again, buddy, the second time one of the Showcase.
So nice. I don't know you could win twice in
the Showcase.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
They're right ten years apart, man oh man, So what
did he win?

Speaker 2 (11:15):
A couple of trips or cars?

Speaker 3 (11:17):
Or he won two cars and two trips and other stuff.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Oh, let's see here the second time on the show
he was out ten years ago, won the Showcase.

Speaker 8 (11:25):
He just won another Showcase long thirty eight thousand and
six eighty six total working out a nice job.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
They put really half and.

Speaker 9 (11:32):
Then the there with us tonight on the price is
right at night tonight. Thanks for watching everybody really appreciate
you spending hour with this. Consider pets Spader interview and
from the cup population. And please take carry yourself, especially
in your mental health. There's somebody that to lunch your
including me. I want to see you next time you
hear on the Prices, right.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Got al mighty lot, a lot of to do's at
the end of that show. You got to get your
pet spade or neoter, and then you have got to
watch out for mental disease.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Is that what I heard?

Speaker 1 (12:01):
He said, get your paid you know, pet spader neutered,
and then look out for each other.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
And then there's mental disease.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Let me listen again here, Please your okay, please get
your your pet spader neutered. I get that population, and
please take care of yourself, especially.

Speaker 8 (12:20):
Your mental health.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Man, take care of yourself with mental health. And please
take care of yourself, especially your mental health. There's somebody
that loves your clear.

Speaker 9 (12:27):
Name, and I want to see you next time here
on their Prices right, all right, love it.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
It's a very serious ending.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
You know.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
I think people uh watch these programs to get away
from people like that, you know, tell them what to
do all the time. I don't know odd, but I
can't believe that guy won twice. And what do you
do with the cars? You have a big garage. You're
like Jay Leno's garage, you know.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
I don't know. Maybe we find that out tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Oh, I bet we do.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
I bet you will get to the bottom of it.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
That's right, That's exactly right, and.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
We will right here on the Conway Show.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
That's right. I don't forget.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Have your spade or neuter and get out there and
enjoy yourself. All right, We've got Taylor Swift is in
the news again. Yeah, she's gonna be the news a
lot with a new album. She's gonna so if you love.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
She's got a new album. She's TS twelve. Yeah. What
were the significance here? What's the significance of the easter?

Speaker 5 (13:27):
Right? Okay, So let's start with the most immediate one.
This album announce happened this morning at twelve twelve am.
This is Taylor Swift's twelfth studio album. So the twelves
are gonna be key here. Also yesterday, Taylor Nation, which
is Taylor's official fan page, posted at nine to twelve
in the morning twelve photos of Taylor Swift in different

(13:50):
orange outfits, saying, thinking about when Taylor Swift said see
you next era. So the twelves were twelveing there as well.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
The twelves were twelven, were twelving, Oh bobo, what's going on?

Speaker 5 (14:03):
The twelves were twelving there as well. You can see
it right there. And then this all started sort of,
we've been on high alert for a twelfth album announced
since May when she announced.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
That she wait wait, wait, hold on second.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
And this all started sort of, we've been on high
alert for a to who's.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Been on high alert for the album belly. You're a
big Taylor Swift fan, right, I think?

Speaker 7 (14:25):
So?

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Would you prefer to yourself as a Swift?

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Ye, I'm a mild swifty.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Mild swifty. Okay, were you on high alert?

Speaker 3 (14:33):
I was not on high alert? No, I hate So
maybe I'm not a swifty.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Yeah, maybe you're not. Maybe you're phony.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
Well I don't think that's accurate. Well, I just think
I am about a swifty. I don't think.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
We always say you're a big Swift Swift fan.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
I am a fan of her and her music, right.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
But you're not on high alert for the new album.

Speaker 5 (14:54):
I am not on high alert sort of, we've been
on high alert for.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
It now we haven't. This guy may have been for a.

Speaker 5 (14:59):
Twelve album announced since May when she announced that she
bought back her old masters.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
So there's a hint in to possibly who she could
be working with on this album.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Okay, so producers have been what.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Don't you just ask her? You know? I want you just
ask hey, who are you working with? Exactly?

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Tell us what that means.

Speaker 5 (15:16):
Okay, So all of the songs that you've been referencing,
By the way, this could be an easter egg by itself,
but really yeah, So all of the songs that you've
been referencing are songs that Taylor wrote and collaborated with
Max Martin and Shellback on. Okay, So overnight Taylor released
a playlist and this was sort of unannounced under the radar.
She released a playlist that feature songs only written by Shellbacks, Max.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Martin, and Taylor.

Speaker 5 (15:41):
And so these are guys that worked with her on
nineteen eighty nine the original version reputation the original version,
so she hasn't worked with them since twenty seventeen.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Ball how many Taylor Swift albums do you own?

Speaker 3 (15:52):
None? I buy singles?

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Oh? You do. How many singles do you own?

Speaker 3 (15:57):
I have like twenty?

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Really? Yeah, I didn't know you're that big a fan.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
So I am a fan. Then, so I am a
swift You are a swifty but yet I wasn't on
high alert. So I'm not a phony.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
No, I think you got it exactly wrong, exactly the opposite.
You are a Swiftie, but you don't.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
How about this, and the Swifties will get this. I'm
a lower case swifty.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Okay, yeah, your lower case T lower case as yeah swifty, and.

Speaker 5 (16:29):
So fans are thinking that those might be her collaborators
on the Life of a show Girl.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
And those they always bring so much style as an
artist's wildest dream.

Speaker 5 (16:38):
Yes, I'm getting very uncomfortable because I'm not No, I
love Taylor Swift.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
I'm not a swifty, but I love Taylor Swift.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Oh that's you, Bello. You love Taylor Swift but you're
not swifty.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Yeah, okay, No, I love Taylor Swift. I'm not a
swifty but I love Taylor Swift. How do you love
Taylor Swift and you're not a swift? What makes you
not a swiftiest?

Speaker 3 (16:57):
The Swifties are on high alert and they know all
the Easter eggs and they're doing all the the math
is mathing those Yeah, twelve or twelve those are the Swifties. Yeah, okay,
the lunatics are luning.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Exactly.

Speaker 5 (17:15):
So what sonically does this indicate for this twelfth studio album? Well,
think big pop bangers. Max Martin, for example, wrote, I can't.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Do that anymore.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
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Speaker 1 (17:30):
Forty the guys that saved Stephusha's life, two of the
five people, Stephu's parents and KTLA News.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
I thought you was just gonna say because it's hot
dog Thursdays. Well, Bellio just asked me.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
She goes, you're gonna cut onions because I was cut
onions for hot Dog Thursday.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
I'm like, oh, I forgot yeah, cut onions.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
You started this. You started this still a pack of
buns in the break, stole the little hot dog idea
from Petros and Money. I started doing this every week.
You've made my office smell like seven to eleven. I
got stacks of buns in there. The stench is horrid.
I don't even eat hot dogs. And now we're having

(18:12):
Hero hot Dog Day and you want out, you're tapping out.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
My life would have been easier if Steph drove slower.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
He was driving slow.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Really the three flips in that car he got cut off?
I know, I know. I just want we should describe
slower because.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
You don't want to cut onions.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Yes, yes, now we've gotten to the bottom of it. Yes,
that's right, that's right.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
I don't want to cut onions and then get the
tears rolling weller. By the way, No, Crosher does not
have cut onions, not like I do.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
Angel can cut onions.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
No, I don't know, Angel.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
I know how to.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
I don't believe that that heads is in c skin.
That was a quick answer. Yeah, well sure, yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
I think she doesn't want to second like, she doesn't
know how, so she gets out of it.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
I have a tip for everybody on how to reduce
the tears when you cut onions to zero zero.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Here's what you do. You go to Gelson's and buy
sliced onions.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
You know what you've been doing.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
No, no, no, no, here's how you do it.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
You get you get your board, you're cutting board, and
you lay it on top of your stove top. Don't
put your burners on because that what created a fire.
But you put the board, do not put your burners on,
and then you put the board on top of the
stove and you turn the exhaust fan on high, and

(19:53):
it takes all those fumes and either puts them outside
or throws them over your head, depending on what kind
of exhaust system you have, and.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
You get zero tears. Zero.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
I did it last week, and I think I created this.
I don't think I'm going to be recognized as the
father of this, but I think I should.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
You created it.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Yes, I'm the father of the no tiered onions. Really Yeah,
have you ever.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Heard of it?

Speaker 3 (20:19):
No?

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Okay, well then I created it.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
You know you could also chill the onion in the
freezer for ten to fifteen minutes before chopping.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Oh is that that one? Is that right?

Speaker 3 (20:28):
Wait a second. Another effective method includes using a van
to blow fumes away, cutting near a source of running water,
or wearing goggles.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Or crying before Yeah, just cut it.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Borrow Michael Monk's glasses, his goggles an he wears, don't
be mean, I'm.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Not mean anywhere, diving afterwards.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
And then the one that Krozier and his wife love.
You can hold a piece of bread in your mouth
as you're cutting, and it's supposed to minimize the Uh
yeah you can.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Well then what comes along with that?

Speaker 1 (21:00):
But just go to chicken shirt and have a shirt
print it up and says a hole on it.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
What you are very rude in show today?

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Well, no, you look like well look, Bello, I am
in show because the lights on. Okay, you were talking
about the commercial breaks as not being in show. Leo
said something during the commercial break that I thought was
pretty flat, and I thought, I thought, God, Bellio, I mean,
it's just such a flat comment coming from you.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
And she said, well, I didn't know we were in show.
I didn't know. I had to come up with something, you.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Know, brilliant, unique take, some hot take.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
I love that it sounds all old schoolish in show.
Yeah it does. We're in show, she said.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
Because I didn't like. There's a story on KKEW about
illegal dumping on our streets and I said that drives
me crazy, and Conway says, why is that? And I
go because it creates a mess.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
And I thought, wow, what a flat comment.

Speaker 9 (21:52):
You know.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
It's but there wasn't look I understood if somebody like,
let's say you know, I don't like street dumping. Oh, Tim,
why is that because my dad once tried to stop
a guy doing that and he got shot.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Like, oh my god, Now I know why you don't
like it.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
But to say something so it's like, you know what,
I don't like standing in the sun on a hot day.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Why is that? Because I get really hot? You know,
it's just so flat.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
My apologies to you, Sarah.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
I'm just saying it's a compliment. You're a creative person
and you and you phoned it in with oh I
don't like.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
People dumping on the streets. Why is that? It creates
a mess?

Speaker 5 (22:31):
It?

Speaker 2 (22:32):
I know, but that's but that's my take. I know,
but it's.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
You're the one that has it has now decided that
it is a flat take. It's just a take. They
can't all be great.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
But exactly, it's like saying, oh, I don't like dousing
myself with gasoline and lighting myself on fire?

Speaker 2 (22:49):
Why is that? Because it hurts?

Speaker 3 (22:52):
But that's accurate.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
But it's so on the money. It's so flat. It's
it's three D house of flat comments.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
It all work on my reactive comments.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
I don't like how about this one?

Speaker 1 (23:05):
I don't like a swimming in the ocean with a
forty pound rock tied to my ankle? Why is that
because I drown? You know it's it's just it's so
right on, you know, for you like that.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
I don't like when you say it for other people
in this building.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
I'll be like, oh, that's great, but but you lazed it.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
You were lazy with that comment.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
And that's not usually we were in a break, I know,
but but you have to listen back.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
If it was recorded.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
Somewhere, it wasn't unless you were.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
I don't like a guy shooting me. Why is that?
It hurts? You know? That's that's you heard it.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
Everyone Conway hates flat No.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
No, I hate when when you you do flat crap
and you phone it in, because we have to rely
on you to be the creative force behind the show
and to come up with interesting news hot takes that
we can use on the air.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
Okay, well I will work on my hot thinks.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
You know, had a cigarette and phoned it in. All right, Nie,
we don't have time. Now look at this. Now you've
blown a whole.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Segment in show in show, in show, destroy a segment,
just killed it just breaks Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on de Mayo from
KF I am sixty.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
I DG Dog with you, belly I okay. Instagram, everybody
likes the Graham Elly. Oh your what's your favorite of
the social media? I know you're all over them? Are
you a Facebook?

Speaker 7 (24:40):
Gal?

Speaker 3 (24:41):
Graham?

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Like?

Speaker 7 (24:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Where do we have the most people stored up for
warehouse in Facebook?

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Many do we have on Facebook?

Speaker 3 (24:50):
Let me look talk amongst your some Let's just wait, no,
let's just get air.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Remember the rule.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
We have three one hundred thous three hundred and six thousand,
two hundred and eight.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Is that right?

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Yes, that's a Tim Conway Junior Show. We also have
a lot on Insta in somebody Talk, it's a sixty
four thousand, nine hundred. Okay, that's pretty good, pretty good.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
What about Twitter x X.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
We have forty two point four forty two thousand, okay,
TikTok not our best, not our best?

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Well we can't late to the party.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
Well, nobody knows we're on there. It's under Tim Conway
Junior Show. We have sixty nine hundred, which is not
it's not bad. And then on demand you can podcast
the Conway Show Conway on demand. I encourage everyone to
do that and set him as a preset.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
Oh yeah, you can do that. How mud you say
for Insta?

Speaker 3 (25:53):
Was it sixty five sixty almost sixty four nine?

Speaker 1 (25:58):
That's pretty good, right, but three hundred six thousand, that's
got to be more than the station, right, yeah, yeah,
that's a lot on Facebook?

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Is all right? We need TikTok numbers up.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
I really would like that. Yeah, all right, let's see
if we can do that Timna Junior Show?

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Is that right, Tim Conway Junior Show?

Speaker 3 (26:20):
And if they could get us to sixty five thousand
on Instagram because we're right there.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Oh we can do that.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Okay, if you're listening right now, please, management really lays
off us if we get these numbers up there, and
let's us stick around a little longer if we get
those numbers up there. So please on Instagram and TikTok,
if you could follow us, you don't have to ever
come back.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
You know, you can just click.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
On fallow no, no, no no no no, you stay'd
great content on that.

Speaker 7 (26:50):
We do.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
I know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
You know, you could help us out by can tell
them to leave. I know, but some people are maxed
out on fall on who they follow?

Speaker 3 (26:57):
Oh you know what else we have we have on
YouTube Conways Show Official. You can follow us on a
Conway Show too.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
We have eight people on that.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
Who are you? Eight hundred and fifty two s screo?

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Wow, all right, we're hated on YouTube.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
We are not hated on YouTube, all.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Right, So TikTok sixty nine hundred, let's try to get
that number up. So go to Tim Conway jun your
show on TikTok or on Instagram. It's just Conway Show, yes,
all right, Conway Show on Instagram and those are the
two we got to get up there. So thank you
in advance for doing that. Really really appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
So good news. All right, golf carts? Oh man, we're
out of time again. You got to be kidding me, man,
what's going on?

Speaker 3 (27:46):
All right?

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Let's try to get the Instagram thing in here anyway
with them? All right? I mean seriously, we just talked.
Start talking.

Speaker 10 (27:52):
So Instagram's newest update it allows users to opt in
to sharing their real time or what's called the last
live location. So similar to snapchats now map the content
is visible and the direct Messages tab now Meta, that's
Instagram's parent company, says the map tool makes it easier
to stay in touch with friends by engaging with the
content they share in different locations.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
People are in their seventies going wait, what engage and
click and follow and GPS and last location?

Speaker 2 (28:20):
What the hell?

Speaker 3 (28:21):
But there is.

Speaker 10 (28:22):
Already a backlash with users and data experts raising concerns
this update could compromise privacy and safety. Now In a
statement to CBS News, Meta said Instagram Map is off
by default, and your live location is never shared unless
you choose to turn it on. If you do, only
people you follow back or a private custom list you

(28:42):
select can see your location.

Speaker 5 (28:43):
While the map.

Speaker 10 (28:44):
Feature does require user consent, any content you have proactively
tagged a location and can show up on the map.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
You know, I don't personally have one of the one
of the social media's and when people send me it,
I said, oh I don't have that one, and then
it's a whole question why don't you have it? I'm like,
I don't know. I mean I just got it. I
got enough. That's just the one I don't have. Because
you have, there's a lot of great content, and then
I go delete.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
We've already gone over sixty five thousand on Instagram and yeah,
TikTok sixty nine seventy nine.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Wait a minute, we were already on Instagram. We're above
sixty or sixty. Yeah, we gotta do that every day.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
Then, oh no, that'll drive them away. No you think
every day?

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Try it?

Speaker 3 (29:33):
No, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
He quick a lot of our Listen, let's see how
quickly it does drive them away.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
You don't think that's a flat take, a flat take.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
We're not in show. It's after fifty it's after fifty seven.
We're not in show. All right, re live on KFI,
I mean the next hour. We've got Dean Sharp on
He's the Great, He's House whisper Man. That guy's on
Fire Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. You
can always hear us live on k f I Am
six forty four to seven pm Monday through Friday, and

(30:06):
anytime on demand on the iHeartRadio app

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