May 20, 2025 • 31 mins
News Whip: US Issues Mexico Travel Warning for Spring Breakers, New burger spot Neighborly opens in Thousand Oaks, the best travel destination for 2025, and Careers not affected by Artificial Intelligence #Travel #Crime #TravelWarning #Burgers #Careers #ArtificialIntelligence #AI #Mexico // Gwyneth Paltrow Tells Goop Vagina Candle Critics/ If you snooze you lose- Why you should wakeup on your first alarm #Goop #Vagina #Snooze #Sleeping #Alarm #GwynethPaltrow / Man quits corporate job to set sail around the world with his cat #cat #corporatejob #sail #quit // $1000+ fine for using speakerphone on the train/ Dr. Jamin Brahmbhatt, a urologist from Orlando Health, explains the possible treatment options for the former president #TrainFees #fees #speakerphone #ProstateCancer #Cancer
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's KMF. I am sixty and you're listening to the
Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. Here we
go anyways, go back through five Worth is the five
oh five News Wi Fi. Ritchie. You're not with us
(00:26):
that often and sometimes and I'm with us when you're here.
But why don't you start off? What's going on out there? Bub?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Okay, So if you're planning on traveling, maybe you should
stick away from going to Mexico at the moment. The
US State Department issued an alert earlier this week urging
Americans to review potential threats before traveling south to the border.
The threats include risk of violent crime, drugs, potentially tainted alcohol,
and counterfeit drugs. Yeah, so pretty much plan around not
(00:57):
going to Mexico at the moment.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
No Mexico. Yeah, write that down. Okay, all right, I
have to go to a pump. I guess not.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
He'll figure out something someplace to go, all right, Steph fulish?
What's going on in the world, Bob? All right?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
So you know the drummer for the Roots Quest Love.
So he's got a restaurant and they launched a new
like kind of an offshoot of what he already has
called mixtape. It's called Neighborly and it's known for creative
vibes and celeb collabs. It's branching out and they're going
to do classic smash burgers, but it's going to be meatless,
(01:33):
so not your jam good luck. But they will have
cheese steak egg rolls and it will officially open on
May twenty fourth.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Where's it gonna be located. It's in La oh in
La Okay. Yeah, I've heard of that. All right, that's cool.
That's a cool deal, all right, belly oh, what's going
on out there?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
So wallet hub just released its twenty twenty five list
of the best summer travel destinations, and so Kel did
not even the top five. Orlando was the number one
spot with The rankings are based on six key factors, cost, attractions,
activities like restaurants, music venues, amusement parks, beaches, and overfall value.
Topping out the top five Atlanta, Washington, d C, Honolulu,
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and Austin, Texas. And they got to high marks for affordability,
fun and family friendly offering.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Wait, it'sffordable in Washington, d C. I thought that was
the most expensive place.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
In America considering this all their factors. Yeah, they put
it at number three, and the Los Angeles Long Beach
Anaheim metro area came in at number twenty seven. Scored
high for attractions and activities, but ranked near the bottom
when it came to cost. And I guess they didn't
factor in humidity when they made their top five. Orlando.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Oh yeah, right, Orlando, and I love it there. Washington
d C. Is always humid. It's built on a swamp.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
Do you know that it's built on a swamp?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah, isn't that true?
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Cressure.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Isn't the Washington d C bell on a swamp?
Speaker 7 (03:03):
It is absolutely I did not know that humps in
the ground where the water flows underneath the capitola.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
All right, Krozier, the more you need to know what's
going on in the world.
Speaker 7 (03:15):
I got a little story you heard about a retired
social worker who's keeping an ear on his old gig.
Paul Jenkins have retired in twenty seventeen, but since then
he's basically spent his time doing what he did when
he was working, listening to people. The for therapist from
Nova Scotia began his I will listen to her going
east to West across Canada, began it on May first.
(03:37):
All he's got is a folding table in two chairs.
He says, it's not an event, but more like a
stranger on the plane that you're never going to see again.
He says there's no timeline, no topics barred, no charge,
no pressure, and a promise to keep it all confidential
unless they talk about harming themselves for others. He says
he's homeless, but he ain't destitute. He's more like a
transient with money and he'll go anywhere that he's invited.
(03:57):
And people who sit across from range from law students
and recovering addicts to people just like him who help others.
Just buy listening.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
How about this guy something out son, that's wild. He's
just gonna be listening. He's a listener, No judge, All right,
Angel Martinez playing? Is it called clean up? Yes? Clean up?
Speaker 8 (04:19):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (04:19):
Well, as we know artificial intelligence is reshaping the world
as we know it. And Bill Gates has come up
and predicted that there are three careers that AI will
not replace.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
Anyone want to take a guess?
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Three career producer of the Tim Conway Junior Show.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
M sandal maker, news anchor for the The Tim Conway Jr.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Show hairstylist All correct, Yes, yes, plub Crawls absolutely, whose
last name or juicy?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
What are the three they are?
Speaker 6 (04:59):
Biologist?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I'm write these down.
Speaker 9 (05:01):
Biologists, okay, biologists, energy experts and programmers.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Programmers.
Speaker 9 (05:08):
Now, so the human brain capable of putting hypotheses together
and making leaps and thinking. So that's something that AI
is not capable of doing at this point. It can
take these ideas and expand on them, but coming up
with them is.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
Not really okay, you know what what AI can do. However,
he also.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Said that pro athletes have a pretty good.
Speaker 9 (05:32):
Chance of not being replaced by AI either.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah, although they might replace be replaced by gamers. You know,
there's a lot of people showing up to see people play,
you know, Maden football. Oh yeah, I saw something on
the internet over the weekend where a guy's designing a
computer and a robot to cut hair. You just show
them a picture of what you want your hair to
look like and it cuts. Isn't that wild?
Speaker 6 (05:58):
That is wild?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
That could happen. CROs somebody wants with their scis, Yeah,
somebody wants to.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
Crows will they use robots for surgery?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, so, and they used they use robots for when
I'm awake. So I think you're gonna get your hair cut,
so dum, I'm awake. This guy's something else. This guy's
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something man.
Speaker 10 (06:37):
Wow, you're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from
kf I Am six forty.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
FI AM sixty. It's Conway Show, BELLYO are you with us?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
You?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
And then okay, how are you? You're good? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Okay, good thing.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Remember we used to report on KFI about three, four
or five times a year or that there was a
radical car accident on PCH and a couple of kids
died or a couple of people died.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Well, we have not reported one since January seventh, where
they've locked off PCH for you know, most people. And
the speed limit is twenty five miles an hour. They
should keep the speed limit at twenty five miles an
hour if they're really serious about saving lives.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
Do they plan on doing that?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
No, they probably don't, but that would be great. You know,
you know, you could go to PCH and from San
Monica and Malibu, it'll be twenty five miles an hour
and anyone goes over that you get a ticket for them.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Yeah. If it saves lives, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, and it will, it will, all right. Gwyneth Paltrow
is in the news. I'm not sure why, but it
probably has something to do with her company. What does
she sell? BELLI are you into that? She has a
company called Goop.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
I am familiar with her products. I have not purchased any.
You have not, No, I think Ritchie has that.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I have not, but I know what it is.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
It's pretty much like a wellness and lifestyle brand company
that she founded, and it just kind of does like
newsletters and random stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Okay, okay, you know, by the way, my wife went
to that Burke Williams for my daughter, got her a
gift certificate for a Mother's Day, and man, she had
the greatest, the best, Oh my god, she raved about that.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
That's my happy place?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Is that right?
Speaker 6 (08:26):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
And you go there to be happy? That's cool? Which
one do you go to? An orange? Okay? All right?
And you take advantage of it that you can spend
the whole day there in the spot.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
Oh my gosh. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
You can get a massage and a facial, you can
use the.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
Sauna and How long are you there.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
For when you go?
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Probably three to four hours?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Wow, that's nice, God almighty.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Yeah. But it's that's the point of it, to say.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Come around and give you some hints like hey, we
validate parking.
Speaker 6 (08:57):
Move along.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
No, they want you to relax, they do.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Yeah, that long.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
Yeah, because if you have if you've booked like a
facial and you got to wait in between, maybe you
want to use the pool, you want to use the sauna?
Speaker 6 (09:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Is it private saunas? Are there other people in the sauna?
Speaker 6 (09:15):
There's other people? Is it men and women or just separated?
Men have their.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Section and women have their So you're just sitting there
with other women?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Are you the chatty kathy and the sauna?
Speaker 11 (09:25):
No?
Speaker 6 (09:25):
I don't talk at all.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
What if somebody engages.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
You, well, I'll be polite and answer whatever questions, but no,
I don't want to chick chat.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
You're just there in a towel. Yeah, just sit there.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (09:39):
Is that weird? Have you ever been to like a spa?
Speaker 12 (09:44):
Ye?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I don't think so.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
Are you serious? I don't think I have what's wrong
with you? I don't know, it's just not my my hang.
I guess you don't want to sit in a towel.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I don't want to sit a towel and with the
other guys and sweat my hand. Saw I don't know.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
But the steam like in the steam room, you can't
even see the other people.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yeah, I just need a little more than that.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
I think, like, what, like what what is relaxing to you?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I think sitting around watching sports on TV that's kind
of cool. Enjoy that?
Speaker 6 (10:17):
Give you that? Do you do that in your towel?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I don't I do that fully clothed. But I watched
these NHL games, and this game seven last night in
Toronto was great. Florida went up and beat Toronto six
to one, put an ass whipping on him. And I
enjoyed watching. I enjoy it more that the Kings are
out of it because there's no pressure broke up with them. Yeah,
(10:41):
there's no pressure along with it now.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
I watched the end of the Dallas Oh yeah, okay,
and the shifle Yes, that was.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
A horrible, horrible lot. Oh my god, schify yeh.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
Shify because he how did he lose? It was the
bike accident his.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Dad and no, his dad had an illness, but it
didn't seem to be that bad. And then they called
him on Sunday morning or Saturday morning, Saturday morning, Saturday morning,
and they said, your dad died. And he was very
very close to his dad, and so he talked to
his family and he was going to fly back home
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to be with his family, and the family said, no, no,
you got to play. You got to play difficult for dad.
And guess what he was the first guy and the
only guy to score wow for the Winnipeg Jets.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
Well, I caught the end, you know, when they were
going like after they lost and they're going through the line. Yes,
the other team, Dallas was like and it was like
it made you.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Cry, Yes, it did. My My wife got very emotional
watching that.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
The handshake lines, just the hugs from the opponents and
the coaches, and that was really beautiful.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
And it made it worse that he committed a foul
and got a penalty and he was in the penalty box.
How they scored ye, when his team lost, he was
in the penalty box. But it was a good it
was a good penalty take. Otherwise they would have lost anyway.
So but it was it's very emotional watch that you
watch a guy really close to his dad and his
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dad died and he went out and wanted to play
one last game for dad and they lost. Oh, I'm
talking about the snooze alarm. Okay, all right, something a
little easier for the listeners here.
Speaker 12 (12:18):
Any invention marks the decline of human civilizations, I think
would have to be the snooze along the spoots and armists,
based on the idea that when the alarm goes off, you.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Are not getting up. It's pretty funny. When the alarm
goes off, you're not getting up.
Speaker 12 (12:33):
The snooze along the spoots and armists, based on the
idea that when the alarm goes off, you are not
getting up.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
That's very funny. You're not even wait, you already failure.
Speaker 13 (12:42):
So researchers at mass General Bringham analyzed sleep app data
for more than twenty one thousand people all around the
world and found more than half of all sleep sessions
and with the snooze alarm, the average time spent snoozing.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Nine minutes, right, eleven minutes. Eleven minutes. Okay, all right.
You know what really makes my wife happy on weekends
is when I get up in the morning, like around
seven or eight o'clock, and I get in the car,
I go out to the track, I go out and
do whatever, and I forget to turn my alarm off.
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And about a half hour after I leave the house,
my alarm goes off next to my side of the bed.
That makes her really really happy because she told me that,
and it went off three times. She couldn't figure out
how to shut that off.
Speaker 6 (13:32):
Oh my gosh, Thrill here.
Speaker 11 (13:34):
To help us break it all down. The lead author
of That Steady Doctor Rebecca Robbins. She's a sleep expert
or researcher at mass General, Brigham and Harvard Medical School
and a friend of the show Doctor Robin's. Good morning.
You've been working on this research a long long time.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
All right, this is a cool story, Like what's with
the snooze alarm? And are you a different person if
you keep hitting it and hitting it and hitting it?
Speaker 10 (13:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (13:54):
So what have we learned about how often people snooze
and what that does to their sleep?
Speaker 14 (13:58):
So snooze, it turns out, is very common. So it's
pressing the alarm in the morning and then it's hitting
this news alarm under the idea that maybe I'll get
a little bit more sleep. But this is one of
our biggest myths the idea of setting one alarm and
then getting a little bit more sleep. Unfortunately, what that
first alarm does is interrupting some of the best stages
of sleep. The best solution is to set your alarm
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for the last possible time and commit to getting out
of bed, which can be challenging.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Have you ever done this? Like my my snooze is
on a nine minute delay, so if I hit it,
it goes off in nine minutes. Have you ever done this? Though?
It only goes off six times, so after the six
to one it quits, and I'm still I still go
to sleep, So I go through the not like the
like the six cycles of nine minutes, hit it and
(14:45):
then back off to the races. Get the wait what
time you said it for?
Speaker 13 (14:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I when I when I said it? But I oh,
I normally don't set my alarm for anything. If I'm
having lunch with you at noon, my arm has been
set for that. And as uh, what's his name? What's
the guy's name? Burgetski, Nate b He had a great
so he goes, he goes. If I'm having lunch with
(15:12):
you at noon, I've set my alarm and I'm coming
in hot and really pissed that I got to pee there.
Speaker 13 (15:17):
So you looked at the differences between men and women.
I'm sure every husband and wife couple has this.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
So battle of the sexes coming up, Battle of the
sexes situation.
Speaker 13 (15:27):
The wives, it turns out, are more likely taif the
snooze butt than men's men.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Okay, I have not heard this story, but I'm guarantee
you that guys are going to take a shot here
and women are going to come out as the scientists
when it comes to this story. This is about to happen.
Like the guys are pigs, you know, we won't get up.
But the women are princesses. I'm very smart and they
know they're the best things in the world.
Speaker 13 (15:50):
Tait the snooze butt than men's men.
Speaker 14 (15:53):
Men's are difference here, we do. We did see that
women's on average snooze a little bit more pressed the
snooze button a little bit more then do men. And
we think that that's kind of a multifactorial reasons that's
contributing to that. But largely women often wear a hat
inside the home and outside and have more responsibilities.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Here we go, Here we go. Women are great.
Speaker 14 (16:14):
Largely women often wear a haizer pigs inside the home
and outside and have more responsibilities then do men caring
for children. And so if your child wakes up and
the mother's running in to get the child and then
they're you know, shorter on sleep, they're probably going to
reach for this newslarm in the morning because they're not
getting enough sleep.
Speaker 11 (16:33):
Yeah, I press news this morning, which I rarely do
because I think if you press snows with this job,
it's like the dangerous game, right, you may never wake
up again. But it is true that even if you
press snows, you don't quite fall back asleep the way
you were before. So that ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Is not oh that's a great ten minutes after that
first news and hitting it and buzzing out for ten
more minutes, that's a great sleep.
Speaker 14 (16:55):
Really, that great quality really wasted time. You're exactly right, Savannah.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
You're wasted time, time, bro I loout you.
Speaker 14 (17:01):
How about that quality, really wasted time. You're wasted time,
really wasted time. You're exactly right, Savannah. It's really a
myth that we think we'll get a little bit more sleep.
It's good to hit the snoozelarm wrong. The best thing
is to set your alarm for the latest possible time
and commit to getting out of bed.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Yeah you've already said that, but.
Speaker 14 (17:18):
It's challenging because you're in your cozy bedroom environment and
the idea of starting your day can seem daunting. But
what I like to do is think about something that
could get you out of bed, whether that's looking forward
to making a cup of coffee, going out for your
morning commute, or walking your dog. Find something to get
you excited about starting your day.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
A couple of other things that made headline. Jumping into
your commute is one of them.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
That's what I just said in here. It's never about
my morning commute.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Oh I can't wait to get into traffic, going.
Speaker 14 (17:44):
Out for your morning commute or walking your dog. Find
something to get you excited about.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
You walk your dog in the morning, bellyon, Yes, you
walk both of them. What time?
Speaker 5 (17:52):
Well, Mazie needs to go out way early, so he
goes out for an early morning walk, and then Moose
about an hour hour later, oh gosh, and then they
both need to go out after their breakfast, and then
they need to go out about two more hours after that,
and then an afternoon one and then after their dinner
and then for god, how many times you walk them
(18:13):
every day?
Speaker 6 (18:14):
Six to seven times a day.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Oh, that's the worst.
Speaker 5 (18:16):
It's good for them.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
You should sell them.
Speaker 5 (18:20):
It's also good for us because it makes us get
out and go for walks.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Okay, well maybe that's your commute. Yeah that is Mike
watching those dogs throw the deuce about you. What's the question?
Speaker 6 (18:33):
I don't really know.
Speaker 10 (18:35):
Okay, you're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Here's a guy who sold everything, quit his corporate job,
got a sailboat, and he's going to sail around the world. Okay,
sounds interesting. I wonder how deep into it does he
regret it? Do you think he can still see Catalina?
Do you think he can? He's not even to Catalina
before he's like, ah, Christ, what did I do? What
(19:07):
did I do? What did I do?
Speaker 8 (19:09):
Twenty nine year old Oliver Witch has done something many
only fantasize about. Leaving his job in Oregon last year.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
I work a corporate job at a tire shop.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
I absolutely hate this.
Speaker 8 (19:24):
Life and taking a leap of faith.
Speaker 15 (19:26):
Yeah, I'm going to buy a sailboat and I'm going
to sail around the world for the rest of my
life until I die.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Oh God, all right, all right, all right, And I
don't recommend this. Two kids out there that are a
little too high, you've gotten into weed recently, and you
think this is the way to go.
Speaker 8 (19:43):
Mmmm.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
I would put this on the shelf for now.
Speaker 15 (19:48):
And this is day one of crossing the Pacific Ocean
and sailing from Oregon.
Speaker 8 (19:53):
To Hawaii, setting out to sail first across the Pacific
and then around the world.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
And this guy's not e a sailor, you know, he
doesn't really know a lot about sailing or winds or
currents or anything. He's just sort of got out there.
I'd be lying, how soon before the coastguard's got a
risk of their life to go grab this guy.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared.
Speaker 8 (20:15):
I am along the way. He's been dazzled by.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Dolphins, dolphins right there.
Speaker 8 (20:20):
Oh, and stunning sunsets.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
But look at this, Yeah, you can see that from Oregon,
you know, or California. You don't have to be in
the middle of the ocean to see the sunset.
Speaker 8 (20:33):
His only crew member, his cat Phoenix. Tell us about
Phoenix how long have you had Phoenix.
Speaker 15 (20:40):
I've had her seven years. She found me in a
dumpster at my job. She's gonna walk all over the keyboard.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Yeah, wouldn't you. She's probably dying to get back into
that dumpster.
Speaker 8 (20:49):
Oliver spoke to us from his boat in the middle
of the ocean about halfway along his journey to Hawaii.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
I'm like twelve days out something like that.
Speaker 8 (20:58):
He says. It was about of neck pain roughly four
years ago that set him on this path.
Speaker 15 (21:03):
I had a doctor tell me, She's like, I've done
this for twenty years. I've never seen anything like that.
Your neck looks like it's somebody who's over one hundred
and fifteen years old.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Okay, Well, what did she recommend? Get on an unstable
vessel that moves around all day and all night for
four hundred days.
Speaker 8 (21:19):
Woodger tells us he was diagnosed with Clippoll fail syndrome,
where two or more neck bones are fused together.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Oh my god, sailing is not going to be your
friend if you have that kind of condition.
Speaker 8 (21:29):
It's a rare condition that can sometimes result in paralysis.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
And that just like was like a punch in the gut.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Yeah. Well, it's the coastguard will be there soon soon.
Speaker 15 (21:41):
I just like started like looking at my own mortality
and like being like, well what am I?
Speaker 3 (21:45):
This actually sucks? Like this sucks, you know what I mean.
I don't want to do this.
Speaker 8 (21:48):
He says he liquidated his four oh one K and
used all of his savings to buy a boat.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
I wonder if when the coast guard picks this guy up,
you know, because he can't handle it anymore. His neck's
on fire and his uh you know, has left the building.
I wonder when they pick him up, do they just
let the boat drift because they don't bring the boat
with him. I think, are they sink it? I don't
know what they do with the boat. I guess they
just let it go and somebody it's gonna be somebody
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else's boat eventually.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
I tried to fix it, didn't work.
Speaker 8 (22:16):
The seas have at times humbled.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
And day five is the spiciest by far.
Speaker 8 (22:22):
From big waves in seasickness.
Speaker 15 (22:24):
Somehow my cat is doing much better than I am.
Speaker 8 (22:29):
To getting locked in the boat's engine compartment alone.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Oh my god, this is unbelievable. It's like you know,
watching mister Magoo, you know, fly around the world.
Speaker 8 (22:42):
To getting locked in the boat's engine compartment alone.
Speaker 15 (22:45):
A huge wave came and it's slams shut. Fortunately I
had a wrench with me. I popped off the hinges
to get out, and that was the second scariest thing
of my life.
Speaker 8 (22:54):
But from the lowest flows to the highest highs.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
My man is going from Oregon, that's Hawaii.
Speaker 8 (23:00):
Oliver's journey has struck a court.
Speaker 15 (23:03):
I don't think he understand how many people he aspiring right.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Now, I too can escape the loop that I've been
living in.
Speaker 12 (23:12):
No.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
I hope this is not a trend. Hoping four hundred
people do this.
Speaker 8 (23:16):
More than one million people following his trip on Instagram alone.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
It's been amazing. It feels like winning the lottery.
Speaker 8 (23:23):
Now Oliver in Phoenix, looking forward to doing repairs and
getting much needed rn R in Hawaii.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Do you think we could do that? You think the
Do you think I'm capable of doing this getting on
a boat and sail in Hawaii? I don't think so.
Speaker 6 (23:37):
You don't even want to sit in a sana in
a towel.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
I bet Krows you could do it. If anyone on
the show could do it, I bet Crows you could
do it, crows. You ever been sailing before? No, I have.
Speaker 7 (23:48):
Yeah, I would do it only because I generally don't
like to be around people.
Speaker 6 (23:53):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
So that kind of works for me. Okay?
Speaker 5 (23:56):
And you would take your cat, uh sure.
Speaker 7 (23:59):
Absolutely and just leave Jen behind. I mean that this
is assuming Jen wasn't in the picture. Would you bring
your Gwyneth Paltrow candles within my.
Speaker 8 (24:09):
Goop before setting off on their next adventure.
Speaker 15 (24:13):
I've worked so hard for so long, and I'm just
gonna like snorkel for like thirty days and like, just
look at fish and then French Polynesians next for today.
Speaker 8 (24:21):
Ellison Barber INBC News, New York.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Okay, this guy, look, if he has a million people
following him, he can absolutely monetize that for his trip.
And so look, I hope he makes it, but I
hope he doesn't inspire nine hundred idiots to do this
and then the coast guards looking for these guys all
day long, because that's what's gonna happen. You have to
have a lot of experience to get out there and
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do them, and you also have to have a lot
of patients because there's gonna be days where you don't
move at all. The winds working against you, the waves
are too big, you're sick. There's gonna be days where
you're actually gonna go backwards and you're gonna have to
deal with that.
Speaker 6 (24:57):
Did you play the part where he accidentally locked himself
in it?
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Yeah, engine exactly right. Yeah, he locked himself in the
engine room. He's the only guy on board and locks
himself in his own engine room.
Speaker 6 (25:09):
How scary.
Speaker 12 (25:10):
I know.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
It's it's the worst, you know. And then fortunately he
had a wrench with him. You could have died of
that engine room. Yeah, he's had a worry about pirates.
He's got to worry about, you know, cruise ships rolling
over him, or tankers, waves, waves, sharks. He's got a
lot on his plate, lot going on and his next
on fire taboot.
Speaker 6 (25:32):
So corporate job looks a little yeah right at this.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Point, Oh man, this guy. Something else with this guy.
Speaker 10 (25:40):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
Am sixty.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
You're gonna get fined on the train if you use
a speaker phone. This might be a good idea. Get
idiots to stop doing this. You know everyone's seen it before.
Where some it's usually an older guy or an older
gal and they're on their phone, they're on the speaker phone,
and they don't realize that nine hundred people around them
(26:08):
can hear what they're what they're saying. Older folks do
this a lot old people anyway. The new thing is
called bear beating.
Speaker 16 (26:15):
It's playing your beats, your music without headphones.
Speaker 8 (26:18):
Oh yeah on a train.
Speaker 16 (26:22):
Yeah, on London's Tube. You can get a thousand dollars
fine for doing this in LA. Actually, this would be
the least bad thing that happened on the LA metric.
Speaker 17 (26:30):
Yeah, right, we would be okay with.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
It, would take.
Speaker 16 (26:36):
Indeed, our version of this though, does happen at the
market or the grocery store of people on their speakerphone
list into Tony Robbins videos or whatever.
Speaker 17 (26:45):
Yes, I remember being in the post office not long ago.
The guy right in front of there's a line, probably
the holidays. He was listening to a full on podcast,
full volume, and I just thought that's hot.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
We're out of control. Yeah, yeah, no shame, no shame
at all. No headphones.
Speaker 17 (27:00):
He doesn't let me people, And then can't you just
pause it while you do your thing in the post office?
Speaker 1 (27:04):
And then no, you can't because people are just rude.
People are just into their own s and they don't
care about anybody anymore. That ship is sailed.
Speaker 16 (27:15):
It's a level of unaware that I have not.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
I see it every day. I saw it last night.
I was at Target and a man was talking to
a woman. They were standing next to their carts and
there was no way for me to get by. They
had it was man woman cart cart, and there wasn't
an inch of space for me to get by. So
I looked at other products and maybe I'll go around.
(27:41):
Maybe I'll just wait for them to, you know, give
me an opening. And then I finally made a bee
line towards them and clicked cards with them, you know,
banged my card into theirs.
Speaker 10 (27:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (27:52):
You make it really easy or obvious that you want
to get through.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
That's right. Yeah, I'm coming through. I could go around,
but then I and live with myself. So I'm coming through,
and you got to move the cart. But people stand
in the aisles talking. I saw it a Target. I mean,
I'm sorry. I sawt at Costco as well, where people
are in the aisle to a breast with their cards,
their big ass Costco cards. Cards are bigger at cars
(28:17):
costco than anywhere else, and they clog up the aisle
and they don't realize they're doing it. I see it
every time I go out, every single time, and there's
no PSA for it. There's no public service announcement, there's
no you know, there's no way to correct that behavior.
You just have to deal with it. I mean, you
could bang your card into it occasionally, like I do.
(28:38):
But I don't think I teaches them anythink it just
gets some pissed.
Speaker 7 (28:41):
And the people that go around like have the speakers
or their phones or something like that.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Jen and I were at Loew's the other day and
we're in there.
Speaker 7 (28:48):
We're inside, we're not in the garden center, and you know,
they have the music pumping through the speakers in the place,
and a guy walks in from the outside and he's
got his phone in his hand, just holding it right
round of his chest height and he's blairing the muse
on his phone as loud as possible. He's like, I
do now, I want to listen to whatever they're pumpin is.
I want to hear my music. That's great my kind
(29:09):
of guy. I just said, screw it, everybody. Yeah, absolutely, screwed.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
We got time for this. I think we do. President Biden,
former president has prostate cancer. It's horrible.
Speaker 18 (29:22):
I'm not treating Joe Biden, but I probably diagnosed hundreds
of men a year with prostate cancer. If you look
at globally in the United States, over three hundred thousand
men a year are diagnosed with prostate cancer. Unfortunately, what
the former president has is rare. Out of all the
cancers that we diagnose, about five or seven percent or
what he has.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
No that's horrible on the Gleason scale or the Gelson scale.
I don know what that is. The Gleason scale, it's
a nine. That's pretty bad.
Speaker 18 (29:49):
It's already spreading to the bones.
Speaker 8 (29:50):
This is a start of a journey.
Speaker 18 (29:52):
The good thing about prostly cancer is that there's lots
of treatment options. It's going to be a very personalized approach.
Every patient has a different approach taken to them. We
can't just treat the prosy cancer. We have to look
at his age, we have to look at his other
medical problems. Most patients generally start off with something called
androgen deprivation therapy.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
And then some people out there who are suspicious about
you know, everything, they said, the timing is odd that
there's a book that's going to come out today or
tomorrow on how Joe Biden and the people in the
White House relying to everybody about his health for quite
some time, and that book comes out literally in hours coincidence,
(30:35):
I don't know, I don't know, probably not, but now
everybody has to send their sympathies, and rightfully so, right
to the Bidens that this is horrible, This is awful
to be in your eighties and have that kind of cancer.
We're on a gleas and scale, you're a nine. That's horrible.
It's like, really like the worst news. And fortunately the
(31:00):
answer that he has is very receptive to the medication
that they're going to give him. So maybe you know,
buys himself another you know, five to ten years, who knows.
But the timing is odd. I will give you that
that that book comes out literally fifteen hours after this
diagnosis came out. Strange world we live in, really really strange,
(31:22):
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It's KMF. I am sixty and you're listening to the
Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. Here we
go anyways, go back through five Worth is the five
oh five News Wi Fi. Ritchie. You're not with us
(00:26):
that often and sometimes and I'm with us when you're here.
But why don't you start off? What's going on out there? Bub?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Okay, So if you're planning on traveling, maybe you should
stick away from going to Mexico at the moment. The
US State Department issued an alert earlier this week urging
Americans to review potential threats before traveling south to the border.
The threats include risk of violent crime, drugs, potentially tainted alcohol,
and counterfeit drugs. Yeah, so pretty much plan around not
(00:57):
going to Mexico at the moment.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
No Mexico. Yeah, write that down. Okay, all right, I
have to go to a pump. I guess not.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
He'll figure out something someplace to go, all right, Steph fulish?
What's going on in the world, Bob? All right?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
So you know the drummer for the Roots Quest Love.
So he's got a restaurant and they launched a new
like kind of an offshoot of what he already has
called mixtape. It's called Neighborly and it's known for creative
vibes and celeb collabs. It's branching out and they're going
to do classic smash burgers, but it's going to be meatless,
(01:33):
so not your jam good luck. But they will have
cheese steak egg rolls and it will officially open on
May twenty fourth.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Where's it gonna be located. It's in La oh in
La Okay. Yeah, I've heard of that. All right, that's cool.
That's a cool deal, all right, belly oh, what's going
on out there?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
So wallet hub just released its twenty twenty five list
of the best summer travel destinations, and so Kel did
not even the top five. Orlando was the number one
spot with The rankings are based on six key factors, cost, attractions,
activities like restaurants, music venues, amusement parks, beaches, and overfall value.
Topping out the top five Atlanta, Washington, d C, Honolulu,
(02:16):
and Austin, Texas. And they got to high marks for affordability,
fun and family friendly offering.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Wait, it'sffordable in Washington, d C. I thought that was
the most expensive place.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
In America considering this all their factors. Yeah, they put
it at number three, and the Los Angeles Long Beach
Anaheim metro area came in at number twenty seven. Scored
high for attractions and activities, but ranked near the bottom
when it came to cost. And I guess they didn't
factor in humidity when they made their top five. Orlando.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Oh yeah, right, Orlando, and I love it there. Washington
d C. Is always humid. It's built on a swamp.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
Do you know that it's built on a swamp?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah, isn't that true?
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Cressure.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Isn't the Washington d C bell on a swamp?
Speaker 7 (03:03):
It is absolutely I did not know that humps in
the ground where the water flows underneath the capitola.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
All right, Krozier, the more you need to know what's
going on in the world.
Speaker 7 (03:15):
I got a little story you heard about a retired
social worker who's keeping an ear on his old gig.
Paul Jenkins have retired in twenty seventeen, but since then
he's basically spent his time doing what he did when
he was working, listening to people. The for therapist from
Nova Scotia began his I will listen to her going
east to West across Canada, began it on May first.
(03:37):
All he's got is a folding table in two chairs.
He says, it's not an event, but more like a
stranger on the plane that you're never going to see again.
He says there's no timeline, no topics barred, no charge,
no pressure, and a promise to keep it all confidential
unless they talk about harming themselves for others. He says
he's homeless, but he ain't destitute. He's more like a
transient with money and he'll go anywhere that he's invited.
(03:57):
And people who sit across from range from law students
and recovering addicts to people just like him who help others.
Just buy listening.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
How about this guy something out son, that's wild. He's
just gonna be listening. He's a listener, No judge, All right,
Angel Martinez playing? Is it called clean up? Yes? Clean up?
Speaker 8 (04:19):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (04:19):
Well, as we know artificial intelligence is reshaping the world
as we know it. And Bill Gates has come up
and predicted that there are three careers that AI will
not replace.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
Anyone want to take a guess?
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Three career producer of the Tim Conway Junior Show.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
M sandal maker, news anchor for the The Tim Conway Jr.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Show hairstylist All correct, Yes, yes, plub Crawls absolutely, whose
last name or juicy?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
What are the three they are?
Speaker 6 (04:59):
Biologist?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I'm write these down.
Speaker 9 (05:01):
Biologists, okay, biologists, energy experts and programmers.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Programmers.
Speaker 9 (05:08):
Now, so the human brain capable of putting hypotheses together
and making leaps and thinking. So that's something that AI
is not capable of doing at this point. It can
take these ideas and expand on them, but coming up
with them is.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
Not really okay, you know what what AI can do. However,
he also.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Said that pro athletes have a pretty good.
Speaker 9 (05:32):
Chance of not being replaced by AI either.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah, although they might replace be replaced by gamers. You know,
there's a lot of people showing up to see people play,
you know, Maden football. Oh yeah, I saw something on
the internet over the weekend where a guy's designing a
computer and a robot to cut hair. You just show
them a picture of what you want your hair to
look like and it cuts. Isn't that wild?
Speaker 6 (05:58):
That is wild?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
That could happen. CROs somebody wants with their scis, Yeah,
somebody wants to.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
Crows will they use robots for surgery?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, so, and they used they use robots for when
I'm awake. So I think you're gonna get your hair cut,
so dum, I'm awake. This guy's something else. This guy's
(06:35):
something man.
Speaker 10 (06:37):
Wow, you're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from
kf I Am six forty.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
FI AM sixty. It's Conway Show, BELLYO are you with us?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
You?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
And then okay, how are you? You're good? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Okay, good thing.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Remember we used to report on KFI about three, four
or five times a year or that there was a
radical car accident on PCH and a couple of kids
died or a couple of people died.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Well, we have not reported one since January seventh, where
they've locked off PCH for you know, most people. And
the speed limit is twenty five miles an hour. They
should keep the speed limit at twenty five miles an
hour if they're really serious about saving lives.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
Do they plan on doing that?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
No, they probably don't, but that would be great. You know,
you know, you could go to PCH and from San
Monica and Malibu, it'll be twenty five miles an hour
and anyone goes over that you get a ticket for them.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Yeah. If it saves lives, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, and it will, it will, all right. Gwyneth Paltrow
is in the news. I'm not sure why, but it
probably has something to do with her company. What does
she sell? BELLI are you into that? She has a
company called Goop.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
I am familiar with her products. I have not purchased any.
You have not, No, I think Ritchie has that.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I have not, but I know what it is.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
It's pretty much like a wellness and lifestyle brand company
that she founded, and it just kind of does like
newsletters and random stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Okay, okay, you know, by the way, my wife went
to that Burke Williams for my daughter, got her a
gift certificate for a Mother's Day, and man, she had
the greatest, the best, Oh my god, she raved about that.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
That's my happy place?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Is that right?
Speaker 6 (08:26):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
And you go there to be happy? That's cool? Which
one do you go to? An orange? Okay? All right?
And you take advantage of it that you can spend
the whole day there in the spot.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
Oh my gosh. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
You can get a massage and a facial, you can
use the.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
Sauna and How long are you there.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
For when you go?
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Probably three to four hours?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Wow, that's nice, God almighty.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Yeah. But it's that's the point of it, to say.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Come around and give you some hints like hey, we
validate parking.
Speaker 6 (08:57):
Move along.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
No, they want you to relax, they do.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Yeah, that long.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
Yeah, because if you have if you've booked like a
facial and you got to wait in between, maybe you
want to use the pool, you want to use the sauna?
Speaker 6 (09:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Is it private saunas? Are there other people in the sauna?
Speaker 6 (09:15):
There's other people? Is it men and women or just separated?
Men have their.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Section and women have their So you're just sitting there
with other women?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Are you the chatty kathy and the sauna?
Speaker 11 (09:25):
No?
Speaker 6 (09:25):
I don't talk at all.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
What if somebody engages.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
You, well, I'll be polite and answer whatever questions, but no,
I don't want to chick chat.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
You're just there in a towel. Yeah, just sit there.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (09:39):
Is that weird? Have you ever been to like a spa?
Speaker 12 (09:44):
Ye?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I don't think so.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
Are you serious? I don't think I have what's wrong
with you? I don't know, it's just not my my hang.
I guess you don't want to sit in a towel.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I don't want to sit a towel and with the
other guys and sweat my hand. Saw I don't know.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
But the steam like in the steam room, you can't
even see the other people.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yeah, I just need a little more than that.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
I think, like, what, like what what is relaxing to you?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I think sitting around watching sports on TV that's kind
of cool. Enjoy that?
Speaker 6 (10:17):
Give you that? Do you do that in your towel?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I don't I do that fully clothed. But I watched
these NHL games, and this game seven last night in
Toronto was great. Florida went up and beat Toronto six
to one, put an ass whipping on him. And I
enjoyed watching. I enjoy it more that the Kings are
out of it because there's no pressure broke up with them. Yeah,
(10:41):
there's no pressure along with it now.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
I watched the end of the Dallas Oh yeah, okay,
and the shifle Yes, that was.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
A horrible, horrible lot. Oh my god, schify yeh.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
Shify because he how did he lose? It was the
bike accident his.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Dad and no, his dad had an illness, but it
didn't seem to be that bad. And then they called
him on Sunday morning or Saturday morning, Saturday morning, Saturday morning,
and they said, your dad died. And he was very
very close to his dad, and so he talked to
his family and he was going to fly back home
(11:17):
to be with his family, and the family said, no, no,
you got to play. You got to play difficult for dad.
And guess what he was the first guy and the
only guy to score wow for the Winnipeg Jets.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
Well, I caught the end, you know, when they were
going like after they lost and they're going through the line. Yes,
the other team, Dallas was like and it was like
it made you.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Cry, Yes, it did. My My wife got very emotional
watching that.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
The handshake lines, just the hugs from the opponents and
the coaches, and that was really beautiful.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
And it made it worse that he committed a foul
and got a penalty and he was in the penalty box.
How they scored ye, when his team lost, he was
in the penalty box. But it was a good it
was a good penalty take. Otherwise they would have lost anyway.
So but it was it's very emotional watch that you
watch a guy really close to his dad and his
(12:07):
dad died and he went out and wanted to play
one last game for dad and they lost. Oh, I'm
talking about the snooze alarm. Okay, all right, something a
little easier for the listeners here.
Speaker 12 (12:18):
Any invention marks the decline of human civilizations, I think
would have to be the snooze along the spoots and armists,
based on the idea that when the alarm goes off, you.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Are not getting up. It's pretty funny. When the alarm
goes off, you're not getting up.
Speaker 12 (12:33):
The snooze along the spoots and armists, based on the
idea that when the alarm goes off, you are not
getting up.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
That's very funny. You're not even wait, you already failure.
Speaker 13 (12:42):
So researchers at mass General Bringham analyzed sleep app data
for more than twenty one thousand people all around the
world and found more than half of all sleep sessions
and with the snooze alarm, the average time spent snoozing.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Nine minutes, right, eleven minutes. Eleven minutes. Okay, all right.
You know what really makes my wife happy on weekends
is when I get up in the morning, like around
seven or eight o'clock, and I get in the car,
I go out to the track, I go out and
do whatever, and I forget to turn my alarm off.
(13:16):
And about a half hour after I leave the house,
my alarm goes off next to my side of the bed.
That makes her really really happy because she told me that,
and it went off three times. She couldn't figure out
how to shut that off.
Speaker 6 (13:32):
Oh my gosh, Thrill here.
Speaker 11 (13:34):
To help us break it all down. The lead author
of That Steady Doctor Rebecca Robbins. She's a sleep expert
or researcher at mass General, Brigham and Harvard Medical School
and a friend of the show Doctor Robin's. Good morning.
You've been working on this research a long long time.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
All right, this is a cool story, Like what's with
the snooze alarm? And are you a different person if
you keep hitting it and hitting it and hitting it?
Speaker 10 (13:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (13:54):
So what have we learned about how often people snooze
and what that does to their sleep?
Speaker 14 (13:58):
So snooze, it turns out, is very common. So it's
pressing the alarm in the morning and then it's hitting
this news alarm under the idea that maybe I'll get
a little bit more sleep. But this is one of
our biggest myths the idea of setting one alarm and
then getting a little bit more sleep. Unfortunately, what that
first alarm does is interrupting some of the best stages
of sleep. The best solution is to set your alarm
(14:19):
for the last possible time and commit to getting out
of bed, which can be challenging.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Have you ever done this? Like my my snooze is
on a nine minute delay, so if I hit it,
it goes off in nine minutes. Have you ever done this? Though?
It only goes off six times, so after the six
to one it quits, and I'm still I still go
to sleep, So I go through the not like the
like the six cycles of nine minutes, hit it and
(14:45):
then back off to the races. Get the wait what
time you said it for?
Speaker 13 (14:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I when I when I said it? But I oh,
I normally don't set my alarm for anything. If I'm
having lunch with you at noon, my arm has been
set for that. And as uh, what's his name? What's
the guy's name? Burgetski, Nate b He had a great
so he goes, he goes. If I'm having lunch with
(15:12):
you at noon, I've set my alarm and I'm coming
in hot and really pissed that I got to pee there.
Speaker 13 (15:17):
So you looked at the differences between men and women.
I'm sure every husband and wife couple has this.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
So battle of the sexes coming up, Battle of the
sexes situation.
Speaker 13 (15:27):
The wives, it turns out, are more likely taif the
snooze butt than men's men.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Okay, I have not heard this story, but I'm guarantee
you that guys are going to take a shot here
and women are going to come out as the scientists
when it comes to this story. This is about to happen.
Like the guys are pigs, you know, we won't get up.
But the women are princesses. I'm very smart and they
know they're the best things in the world.
Speaker 13 (15:50):
Tait the snooze butt than men's men.
Speaker 14 (15:53):
Men's are difference here, we do. We did see that
women's on average snooze a little bit more pressed the
snooze button a little bit more then do men. And
we think that that's kind of a multifactorial reasons that's
contributing to that. But largely women often wear a hat
inside the home and outside and have more responsibilities.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Here we go, Here we go. Women are great.
Speaker 14 (16:14):
Largely women often wear a haizer pigs inside the home
and outside and have more responsibilities then do men caring
for children. And so if your child wakes up and
the mother's running in to get the child and then
they're you know, shorter on sleep, they're probably going to
reach for this newslarm in the morning because they're not
getting enough sleep.
Speaker 11 (16:33):
Yeah, I press news this morning, which I rarely do
because I think if you press snows with this job,
it's like the dangerous game, right, you may never wake
up again. But it is true that even if you
press snows, you don't quite fall back asleep the way
you were before. So that ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Is not oh that's a great ten minutes after that
first news and hitting it and buzzing out for ten
more minutes, that's a great sleep.
Speaker 14 (16:55):
Really, that great quality really wasted time. You're exactly right, Savannah.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
You're wasted time, time, bro I loout you.
Speaker 14 (17:01):
How about that quality, really wasted time. You're wasted time,
really wasted time. You're exactly right, Savannah. It's really a
myth that we think we'll get a little bit more sleep.
It's good to hit the snoozelarm wrong. The best thing
is to set your alarm for the latest possible time
and commit to getting out of bed.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Yeah you've already said that, but.
Speaker 14 (17:18):
It's challenging because you're in your cozy bedroom environment and
the idea of starting your day can seem daunting. But
what I like to do is think about something that
could get you out of bed, whether that's looking forward
to making a cup of coffee, going out for your
morning commute, or walking your dog. Find something to get
you excited about starting your day.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
A couple of other things that made headline. Jumping into
your commute is one of them.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
That's what I just said in here. It's never about
my morning commute.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Oh I can't wait to get into traffic, going.
Speaker 14 (17:44):
Out for your morning commute or walking your dog. Find
something to get you excited about.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
You walk your dog in the morning, bellyon, Yes, you
walk both of them. What time?
Speaker 5 (17:52):
Well, Mazie needs to go out way early, so he
goes out for an early morning walk, and then Moose
about an hour hour later, oh gosh, and then they
both need to go out after their breakfast, and then
they need to go out about two more hours after that,
and then an afternoon one and then after their dinner
and then for god, how many times you walk them
(18:13):
every day?
Speaker 6 (18:14):
Six to seven times a day.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Oh, that's the worst.
Speaker 5 (18:16):
It's good for them.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
You should sell them.
Speaker 5 (18:20):
It's also good for us because it makes us get
out and go for walks.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Okay, well maybe that's your commute. Yeah that is Mike
watching those dogs throw the deuce about you. What's the question?
Speaker 6 (18:33):
I don't really know.
Speaker 10 (18:35):
Okay, you're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Here's a guy who sold everything, quit his corporate job,
got a sailboat, and he's going to sail around the world. Okay,
sounds interesting. I wonder how deep into it does he
regret it? Do you think he can still see Catalina?
Do you think he can? He's not even to Catalina
before he's like, ah, Christ, what did I do? What
(19:07):
did I do? What did I do?
Speaker 8 (19:09):
Twenty nine year old Oliver Witch has done something many
only fantasize about. Leaving his job in Oregon last year.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
I work a corporate job at a tire shop.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
I absolutely hate this.
Speaker 8 (19:24):
Life and taking a leap of faith.
Speaker 15 (19:26):
Yeah, I'm going to buy a sailboat and I'm going
to sail around the world for the rest of my
life until I die.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Oh God, all right, all right, all right, And I
don't recommend this. Two kids out there that are a
little too high, you've gotten into weed recently, and you
think this is the way to go.
Speaker 8 (19:43):
Mmmm.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
I would put this on the shelf for now.
Speaker 15 (19:48):
And this is day one of crossing the Pacific Ocean
and sailing from Oregon.
Speaker 8 (19:53):
To Hawaii, setting out to sail first across the Pacific
and then around the world.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
And this guy's not e a sailor, you know, he
doesn't really know a lot about sailing or winds or
currents or anything. He's just sort of got out there.
I'd be lying, how soon before the coastguard's got a
risk of their life to go grab this guy.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared.
Speaker 8 (20:15):
I am along the way. He's been dazzled by.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Dolphins, dolphins right there.
Speaker 8 (20:20):
Oh, and stunning sunsets.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
But look at this, Yeah, you can see that from Oregon,
you know, or California. You don't have to be in
the middle of the ocean to see the sunset.
Speaker 8 (20:33):
His only crew member, his cat Phoenix. Tell us about
Phoenix how long have you had Phoenix.
Speaker 15 (20:40):
I've had her seven years. She found me in a
dumpster at my job. She's gonna walk all over the keyboard.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Yeah, wouldn't you. She's probably dying to get back into
that dumpster.
Speaker 8 (20:49):
Oliver spoke to us from his boat in the middle
of the ocean about halfway along his journey to Hawaii.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
I'm like twelve days out something like that.
Speaker 8 (20:58):
He says. It was about of neck pain roughly four
years ago that set him on this path.
Speaker 15 (21:03):
I had a doctor tell me, She's like, I've done
this for twenty years. I've never seen anything like that.
Your neck looks like it's somebody who's over one hundred
and fifteen years old.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Okay, Well, what did she recommend? Get on an unstable
vessel that moves around all day and all night for
four hundred days.
Speaker 8 (21:19):
Woodger tells us he was diagnosed with Clippoll fail syndrome,
where two or more neck bones are fused together.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Oh my god, sailing is not going to be your
friend if you have that kind of condition.
Speaker 8 (21:29):
It's a rare condition that can sometimes result in paralysis.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
And that just like was like a punch in the gut.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Yeah. Well, it's the coastguard will be there soon soon.
Speaker 15 (21:41):
I just like started like looking at my own mortality
and like being like, well what am I?
Speaker 3 (21:45):
This actually sucks? Like this sucks, you know what I mean.
I don't want to do this.
Speaker 8 (21:48):
He says he liquidated his four oh one K and
used all of his savings to buy a boat.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
I wonder if when the coast guard picks this guy up,
you know, because he can't handle it anymore. His neck's
on fire and his uh you know, has left the building.
I wonder when they pick him up, do they just
let the boat drift because they don't bring the boat
with him. I think, are they sink it? I don't
know what they do with the boat. I guess they
just let it go and somebody it's gonna be somebody
(22:13):
else's boat eventually.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
I tried to fix it, didn't work.
Speaker 8 (22:16):
The seas have at times humbled.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
And day five is the spiciest by far.
Speaker 8 (22:22):
From big waves in seasickness.
Speaker 15 (22:24):
Somehow my cat is doing much better than I am.
Speaker 8 (22:29):
To getting locked in the boat's engine compartment alone.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Oh my god, this is unbelievable. It's like you know,
watching mister Magoo, you know, fly around the world.
Speaker 8 (22:42):
To getting locked in the boat's engine compartment alone.
Speaker 15 (22:45):
A huge wave came and it's slams shut. Fortunately I
had a wrench with me. I popped off the hinges
to get out, and that was the second scariest thing
of my life.
Speaker 8 (22:54):
But from the lowest flows to the highest highs.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
My man is going from Oregon, that's Hawaii.
Speaker 8 (23:00):
Oliver's journey has struck a court.
Speaker 15 (23:03):
I don't think he understand how many people he aspiring right.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Now, I too can escape the loop that I've been
living in.
Speaker 12 (23:12):
No.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
I hope this is not a trend. Hoping four hundred
people do this.
Speaker 8 (23:16):
More than one million people following his trip on Instagram alone.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
It's been amazing. It feels like winning the lottery.
Speaker 8 (23:23):
Now Oliver in Phoenix, looking forward to doing repairs and
getting much needed rn R in Hawaii.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Do you think we could do that? You think the
Do you think I'm capable of doing this getting on
a boat and sail in Hawaii? I don't think so.
Speaker 6 (23:37):
You don't even want to sit in a sana in
a towel.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
I bet Krows you could do it. If anyone on
the show could do it, I bet Crows you could
do it, crows. You ever been sailing before? No, I have.
Speaker 7 (23:48):
Yeah, I would do it only because I generally don't
like to be around people.
Speaker 6 (23:53):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
So that kind of works for me. Okay?
Speaker 5 (23:56):
And you would take your cat, uh sure.
Speaker 7 (23:59):
Absolutely and just leave Jen behind. I mean that this
is assuming Jen wasn't in the picture. Would you bring
your Gwyneth Paltrow candles within my.
Speaker 8 (24:09):
Goop before setting off on their next adventure.
Speaker 15 (24:13):
I've worked so hard for so long, and I'm just
gonna like snorkel for like thirty days and like, just
look at fish and then French Polynesians next for today.
Speaker 8 (24:21):
Ellison Barber INBC News, New York.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Okay, this guy, look, if he has a million people
following him, he can absolutely monetize that for his trip.
And so look, I hope he makes it, but I
hope he doesn't inspire nine hundred idiots to do this
and then the coast guards looking for these guys all
day long, because that's what's gonna happen. You have to
have a lot of experience to get out there and
(24:44):
do them, and you also have to have a lot
of patients because there's gonna be days where you don't
move at all. The winds working against you, the waves
are too big, you're sick. There's gonna be days where
you're actually gonna go backwards and you're gonna have to
deal with that.
Speaker 6 (24:57):
Did you play the part where he accidentally locked himself
in it?
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Yeah, engine exactly right. Yeah, he locked himself in the
engine room. He's the only guy on board and locks
himself in his own engine room.
Speaker 6 (25:09):
How scary.
Speaker 12 (25:10):
I know.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
It's it's the worst, you know. And then fortunately he
had a wrench with him. You could have died of
that engine room. Yeah, he's had a worry about pirates.
He's got to worry about, you know, cruise ships rolling
over him, or tankers, waves, waves, sharks. He's got a
lot on his plate, lot going on and his next
on fire taboot.
Speaker 6 (25:32):
So corporate job looks a little yeah right at this.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Point, Oh man, this guy. Something else with this guy.
Speaker 10 (25:40):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
Am sixty.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
You're gonna get fined on the train if you use
a speaker phone. This might be a good idea. Get
idiots to stop doing this. You know everyone's seen it before.
Where some it's usually an older guy or an older
gal and they're on their phone, they're on the speaker phone,
and they don't realize that nine hundred people around them
(26:08):
can hear what they're what they're saying. Older folks do
this a lot old people anyway. The new thing is
called bear beating.
Speaker 16 (26:15):
It's playing your beats, your music without headphones.
Speaker 8 (26:18):
Oh yeah on a train.
Speaker 16 (26:22):
Yeah, on London's Tube. You can get a thousand dollars
fine for doing this in LA. Actually, this would be
the least bad thing that happened on the LA metric.
Speaker 17 (26:30):
Yeah, right, we would be okay with.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
It, would take.
Speaker 16 (26:36):
Indeed, our version of this though, does happen at the
market or the grocery store of people on their speakerphone
list into Tony Robbins videos or whatever.
Speaker 17 (26:45):
Yes, I remember being in the post office not long ago.
The guy right in front of there's a line, probably
the holidays. He was listening to a full on podcast,
full volume, and I just thought that's hot.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
We're out of control. Yeah, yeah, no shame, no shame
at all. No headphones.
Speaker 17 (27:00):
He doesn't let me people, And then can't you just
pause it while you do your thing in the post office?
Speaker 1 (27:04):
And then no, you can't because people are just rude.
People are just into their own s and they don't
care about anybody anymore. That ship is sailed.
Speaker 16 (27:15):
It's a level of unaware that I have not.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
I see it every day. I saw it last night.
I was at Target and a man was talking to
a woman. They were standing next to their carts and
there was no way for me to get by. They
had it was man woman cart cart, and there wasn't
an inch of space for me to get by. So
I looked at other products and maybe I'll go around.
(27:41):
Maybe I'll just wait for them to, you know, give
me an opening. And then I finally made a bee
line towards them and clicked cards with them, you know,
banged my card into theirs.
Speaker 10 (27:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (27:52):
You make it really easy or obvious that you want
to get through.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
That's right. Yeah, I'm coming through. I could go around,
but then I and live with myself. So I'm coming through,
and you got to move the cart. But people stand
in the aisles talking. I saw it a Target. I mean,
I'm sorry. I sawt at Costco as well, where people
are in the aisle to a breast with their cards,
their big ass Costco cards. Cards are bigger at cars
(28:17):
costco than anywhere else, and they clog up the aisle
and they don't realize they're doing it. I see it
every time I go out, every single time, and there's
no PSA for it. There's no public service announcement, there's
no you know, there's no way to correct that behavior.
You just have to deal with it. I mean, you
could bang your card into it occasionally, like I do.
(28:38):
But I don't think I teaches them anythink it just
gets some pissed.
Speaker 7 (28:41):
And the people that go around like have the speakers
or their phones or something like that.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Jen and I were at Loew's the other day and
we're in there.
Speaker 7 (28:48):
We're inside, we're not in the garden center, and you know,
they have the music pumping through the speakers in the place,
and a guy walks in from the outside and he's
got his phone in his hand, just holding it right
round of his chest height and he's blairing the muse
on his phone as loud as possible. He's like, I
do now, I want to listen to whatever they're pumpin is.
I want to hear my music. That's great my kind
(29:09):
of guy. I just said, screw it, everybody. Yeah, absolutely, screwed.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
We got time for this. I think we do. President Biden,
former president has prostate cancer. It's horrible.
Speaker 18 (29:22):
I'm not treating Joe Biden, but I probably diagnosed hundreds
of men a year with prostate cancer. If you look
at globally in the United States, over three hundred thousand
men a year are diagnosed with prostate cancer. Unfortunately, what
the former president has is rare. Out of all the
cancers that we diagnose, about five or seven percent or
what he has.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
No that's horrible on the Gleason scale or the Gelson scale.
I don know what that is. The Gleason scale, it's
a nine. That's pretty bad.
Speaker 18 (29:49):
It's already spreading to the bones.
Speaker 8 (29:50):
This is a start of a journey.
Speaker 18 (29:52):
The good thing about prostly cancer is that there's lots
of treatment options. It's going to be a very personalized approach.
Every patient has a different approach taken to them. We
can't just treat the prosy cancer. We have to look
at his age, we have to look at his other
medical problems. Most patients generally start off with something called
androgen deprivation therapy.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
And then some people out there who are suspicious about
you know, everything, they said, the timing is odd that
there's a book that's going to come out today or
tomorrow on how Joe Biden and the people in the
White House relying to everybody about his health for quite
some time, and that book comes out literally in hours coincidence,
(30:35):
I don't know, I don't know, probably not, but now
everybody has to send their sympathies, and rightfully so, right
to the Bidens that this is horrible, This is awful
to be in your eighties and have that kind of cancer.
We're on a gleas and scale, you're a nine. That's horrible.
It's like, really like the worst news. And fortunately the
(31:00):
answer that he has is very receptive to the medication
that they're going to give him. So maybe you know,
buys himself another you know, five to ten years, who knows.
But the timing is odd. I will give you that
that that book comes out literally fifteen hours after this
diagnosis came out. Strange world we live in, really really strange,
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