I Can Complain

I Can Complain

It's all one big joke. New episodes every Tuesday.

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July 28, 2026 12 mins

The numbers are down, which means we're selling ad space. Also, it must be nice to put the lives of your children in the hands of untrained lifeguards. Enjoy.

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Taco Bell's menu has been compromised by disease. Also, Lindsey Graham dying really ruined my vacation. And, I got my grandpa liquored up against his doctor's wishes. Enjoy.

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Spiders have invaded my home to sleep with me. Also, Jessica debuts her new fragrance line. And, cults need to be more progressive if they want me to join. Enjoy.

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July 7, 2026 15 mins

I've been caught speeding recklessly and now I have to pay the price. Enjoy.

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July 3, 2026 12 mins

250 years as a nation and we got fried chicken, ranch, and some strip clubs to show for it. We could have done worse. Enjoy.

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Preparations are underway here on the show for the country's 250th birthday this Saturday. Also, I have a friend with a kid that's shitting all over town. And, for the final time, it's Hot Chef Summer. Eat up.

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the Bear season 5, now premiering exclusively on FX and Hulu.

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Are we starting to prepare for economic collapse by gathering supplies to print our own money? Absolutely not. Enjoy.

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June 16, 2026 12 mins

No notes today. Enjoy.

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I purchased a used TV, and I'm not proud of it. Also, people used to just stand around because they had nothing better to do. And, I'm manifesting a good show today. Enjoy.

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June 2, 2026 15 mins

I'm going to Wegmans tonight and buying a Clapper. Also, summer has arrived -- if you know what to look for. And, I'm selling my spleen. Enjoy.

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May 25, 2026 15 mins

If you know anybody that survived the dust bowl, they probably love free samples. *after further research I don't even think Ford made the Trans Am. Enjoy.

"I'm glad you find me physically attractive. Can you buy me some material goods, please?"

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I'm surviving on corn dogs and zebra cake rolls. Also, there's only one way left out of this mess for the president. And, I'll tell you how to get a raise at work so you don't starve to death. Enjoy.

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There were warning signs of pending economic collapse, but I just didn't put the links together. Enjoy.

New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.

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It's time to give AI the nuclear codes. Also, I saw Charles Cheese Jordan hooping this past weekend. And, you don't get to win, Ronald McDonald wins. Enjoy.

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It's a race to see if I'm going to end up in the hospital first or the poor house. Also, dinner with the President is very dangerous. And, working at Subway is also very dangerous. It's all dangerous. Enjoy.

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April 21, 2026 14 mins

The internet has gone to hell. Also, Chinese restaurants refuse to make my food spicy. And, RFK is taking dicks roadside. Enjoy.

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April 14, 2026 17 mins

I'm on the verge of going to prison by Thursday. Also, the astronauts did a lap around the moon but forgot to farm for aura. And, we meet Osvaldo, a success story in California, building homes in the world's 4th largest economy. Enjoy.

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April 7, 2026 19 mins

I'll tell you how to go on summer vacation for $50 this year! Also, we should not let old men build ballrooms. And, I can pinpoint the exact moment in time that I knew that we weren't taking this seriously anymore. Enjoy.

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I'm too fat to wear moon shoes. Baseball is back. I'm not serving on a jury unless the death penalty is on the table. And, with gas prices climbing, expect people to go postal in rush hour traffic. Enjoy.

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March 24, 2026 14 mins

My neck hurts and I might lose it. Also, we revisit great moments in show history that we never got to. And, if you see me out on the streets wearing soppy wet clothes, just know that I didn't have a choice. Enjoy, and thank you for 250.

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