Cinephobe
Welcome to Cinephobe: The Podcast where Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes review movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes, and try to ascertain whether or not those movies are accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Cinephobe! Wherever you get Podcasts!
Episodes
August 7, 2025 • 125 mins
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In the war against the machines, some believe Zach, Amin and Mayes hold the key to salvation, while others believe they are false prophets.
Only one thing is certain... you better smash that like and subscribe so we can keep podcasting truth to the resistance from Eugene to Bakersfield .
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August 4, 2025 • 67 mins
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Zach, Amin and Mayes are leavin on a Money Plane, don't know when they'll be back again like Mr. Sunshine-on-my-god-damn-shoulders John Denver to visit the most appealing locations in Cinephobe.
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July 31, 2025 • 119 mins
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There can only be one immortal podcaster left standing, so tune in to find out which of Zach, Amin and Mayes survive this episode while the others are left depackitated.
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July 24, 2025 • 111 mins
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In the year 2000, a very sexy Dracula will return to feast upon the blood of Generation X, wear a floor length duster, discover Mardi Gras and listen to CDs at the Virgin Megastore without buying anything.
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July 21, 2025 • 83 mins
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Zach, Amin and Mayes go through their past picks, decisions and actions to take accountability in front of each other and the world.
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July 17, 2025 • 121 mins
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Zach, Amin and Mayes are a couple of damn, dirty humans determined to prove that you never send a monkey to do a man’s job.
Start chittering now.
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July 10, 2025 • 100 mins
Zach, Amin and Mayes revisit classic moments from the show's history.
It's a clip show, folks! Produced by Colin Casserd.
0:00 - Ep 106: American Ninja4:25 - Ep 65: Jiu Jitsu7:31 - Ep 45: Catwoman10:41 - Ep 121: The Five Heartbeats13:32 - Ep 171: Waterboy14:41 - Ep 26: 6 Underground15:07 - Ep 117: Cobra17:17 - Ep 189: MIB 218:28 - Ep 185: Hard Rain19:48 - Ep 107: Eddie20:38 - Ep 2: Next30:43 - Ep 40: Along Came Polly35:26 - Ep 88...
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July 7, 2025 • 70 mins
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Zach, Amin and Mayes reignite the Rental Wars by checking their bank statements for the movies that made them pay the biggest price (mentally & emotionally).
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July 3, 2025 • 114 mins
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Zach, Amin and Mayes are going bananas as a highly skilled orangutan thief is on the loose in the Majestic Hotel.
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June 26, 2025 • 106 mins
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Zach, Amin and Mayes are wearing suits to go camping in the Valley of the Moon, grilling steaks and drinking whiskey by a pond.
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June 23, 2025 • 66 mins
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Zach, Amin and Mayes debrief the latest Harper & Elhassan Wedding Chronicles, which included a shared notes app to jot down observations.
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June 19, 2025 • 119 mins
We're dipping back into our cold storage to defrost a pot pourri of extended cold opens from The Good Son in November through Rocky V in May 2025.
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June 12, 2025 • 108 mins
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Zach, Amin and Mayes received some rosary beads (hi Brent!) in the mail and began gushing blood. Someone call Doctor Morbius.
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June 9, 2025 • 60 mins
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Zach, Amin and Mayes deepen their Nathan Fielder obsession by taking his various techniques from The Rehearsal and applying it to situations and characters from the Cinephobe universe.
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June 5, 2025 • 113 mins
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Zach, Amin and Mayes discover that being a vampire in the 20th century is a nightmare, because horniness is so rampant in 1980s Los Angeles there's a shortage of virgin blood.
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May 29, 2025 • 115 mins
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Zach, Amin and Mayes remix their DNA with a bat and become bat men so they can Morb like they've never Morbed before.
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May 26, 2025 • 51 mins
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Zach, Amin and Mayes chronicle their favorite fracases, brawls, tussles, skirmishes, melees and scuffles, from hand to hand combat all the way to the existential battles that face us all.
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May 22, 2025 • 105 mins
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Zach, Amin and Mayes dump a super broad for being too clingy while learning that sexual harassment is a two way street.
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May 15, 2025 • 112 mins
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Zach, Amin and Mayes were made to do this.
They're the greatest bad movie podcasters on the planet. It's undeniable.
So no. Why would we want to stop?
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May 12, 2025 • 62 mins
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Zach, Amin and Mayes have done a LOT of sequels, often before the original movie gets consumed. However, there are plenty of movies that left a lot of meat on the bone, or characters that needed to be further explored and developed. Here are our Movies We Wish Had A Sequel.
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