Cinephobe
Welcome to Cinephobe: The Podcast where Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes review movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes, and try to ascertain whether or not those movies are accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Cinephobe! Wherever you get Podcasts!
Episodes
July 10, 2025 • 108 mins
Zach, Amin and Mayes revisit classic moments from the show's history.
It's a clip show, folks! Produced by Colin Casserd.
0:00 - Ep 106: American Ninja4:25 - Ep 65: Jiu Jitsu7:31 - Ep 45: Catwoman10:41 - Ep 121: The Five Heartbeats13:32 - Ep 171: Waterboy14:41 - Ep 26: 6 Underground15:07 - Ep 117: Cobra17:17 - Ep 189: MIB 218:28 - Ep 185: Hard Rain19:48 - Ep 107: Eddie20:38 - Ep 2: Next30:43 - Ep 40: Along Came Polly35:26 - Ep 88...
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July 7, 2025 • 76 mins
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Zach, Amin and Mayes reignite the Rental Wars by checking their bank statements for the movies that made them pay the biggest price (mentally & emotionally).
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July 3, 2025 • 121 mins
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Zach, Amin and Mayes are going bananas as a highly skilled orangutan thief is on the loose in the Majestic Hotel.
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June 26, 2025 • 113 mins
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Zach, Amin and Mayes are wearing suits to go camping in the Valley of the Moon, grilling steaks and drinking whiskey by a pond.
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June 23, 2025 • 72 mins
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Zach, Amin and Mayes debrief the latest Harper & Elhassan Wedding Chronicles, which included a shared notes app to jot down observations.
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June 19, 2025 • 127 mins
We're dipping back into our cold storage to defrost a pot pourri of extended cold opens from The Good Son in November through Rocky V in May 2025.
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June 12, 2025 • 105 mins
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Zach, Amin and Mayes received some rosary beads (hi Brent!) in the mail and began gushing blood. Someone call Doctor Morbius.
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June 9, 2025 • 66 mins
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Zach, Amin and Mayes deepen their Nathan Fielder obsession by taking his various techniques from The Rehearsal and applying it to situations and characters from the Cinephobe universe.
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June 5, 2025 • 120 mins
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Zach, Amin and Mayes discover that being a vampire in the 20th century is a nightmare, because horniness is so rampant in 1980s Los Angeles there's a shortage of virgin blood.
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May 29, 2025 • 122 mins
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Zach, Amin and Mayes remix their DNA with a bat and become bat men so they can Morb like they've never Morbed before.
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May 26, 2025 • 57 mins
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Zach, Amin and Mayes chronicle their favorite fracases, brawls, tussles, skirmishes, melees and scuffles, from hand to hand combat all the way to the existential battles that face us all.
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May 22, 2025 • 112 mins
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Zach, Amin and Mayes dump a super broad for being too clingy while learning that sexual harassment is a two way street.
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May 15, 2025 • 119 mins
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Zach, Amin and Mayes were made to do this.
They're the greatest bad movie podcasters on the planet. It's undeniable.
So no. Why would we want to stop?
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May 12, 2025 • 68 mins
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Zach, Amin and Mayes have done a LOT of sequels, often before the original movie gets consumed. However, there are plenty of movies that left a lot of meat on the bone, or characters that needed to be further explored and developed. Here are our Movies We Wish Had A Sequel.
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May 9, 2025 • 90 mins
Darth Amin and Darth Cornpuzzle survive the Ghorman Massacre, although Amin doubles back to chase some broad he hooked up with, while Mayes escapes to the Senate so he can escort Mon Mothma out after delivering the most important speech in the history of the Galaxy.
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May 8, 2025 • 107 mins
Zach, Amin and Mayes' only friend is abba zabba as they blaze through the 1998 Dave Chappelle classic Half Baked. You ever suck a dick for weed? I didn't think so, so break out Billy Bong Thornton, stock up on munchies and call up Mr. Nice Guy, this podcast will have you floating in no time.
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May 2, 2025 • 71 mins
Darth Amin and Darth Cornpuzzle slick back their hair real good and head to Ghorman as fashion designers undercover to aid the Ghorman Front.
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May 1, 2025 • 119 mins
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Zach, Amin and Mayes have taken so many blows to the head that this whole episode might have been a hallucination. Home Team.
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April 30, 2025 • 73 mins
Darth Amin and Darth Cornpuzzle are temporarily setting up shop here on the Cinephobe feed to cover Andor Season Two. This episode covers last week's episodes, and we will return tomorrow to hit the next three pack.
We are back in Tony Gilroy's Star Wars for adults, and the show hasn't missed a beat.
Cassian Andor attempts to steal a Tie Avenger and ends up waylaid with the Maya Pei Brigade.
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April 28, 2025 • 72 mins
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Zach, Amin and Mayes recall the characters that have swindled, conned, hoodwinked, bamboozled, beguiled and bilked them over the centuries.
Production note: The soundboard was partially muted this week, so you might have to use your imagination for some of the usual sound effects. When in doubt, assume it was gonged.
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