Sam and Dylan are back to break down all the biggest stories in the world such as…
Biaches are out here buying Erewhon sushi with EBT cards.
SNAP benefits are secretly engineered to spark civil unrest — setting the stage for martial law.
The U.S. government is pure evil and sucks at everything… except corn production.
The Bank of England:
1) Helped win World War II alongside the Nazis.
2) Was chopping it up with Mike Johnson and Chuck Schumer — and told them to shut the U.S. government down.
3) Is planning to mass murder us
Sam's stadium is the entire world, and his batting average puts Vladdy Jr. to shame.
Gavin Newsom grew up a poor Dominican
If you're on EBT, start packing b/c you're headed to Camp Walmart.
The Bank of England gave all the SNAP money to Larry Ellison so we can build AI corn.
Queer Fight Club exists and it's as electric as it sounds
NEO the AI robot is going to bang everyone's wives.
Nvidia is now the third-largest country in the world.
Bill Gates vs. Greta Thunberg: The Climate Smackdown.
Trump is a Bolshevik.
Pam Bondi is out here pardoning family members.
Breaking news from the world of heavies.
Best seat on an airplane? Between George W. Bush Jr. and Osama bin Laden.
Prop 50 is probably gonna pass
Who's worse for kids — Democrats or Republicans? Embrace debate.
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