January 18, 2024 • 25 mins
On today's episode Dan talks to Shea in Irving about his Cowboys and what's next for them. Also the guys discuss the upcoming trip to Las Vegas and we see who's in and who's out and we eventually get to bets. Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by
Bad Larry, Shayan Irving, and Dylan the graphics guy. I
have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Anybody in a good mood around here? That's what I
want to know. Dylan should be Dylan and Picture de
Ray produces the podcast. Dyl had another awesome week, another
unbelievable week that he survived. Bad Larry, Welcome, nice, nice weekend.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
I'm in a little slump here, Dan.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
You are truly bad Larry.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Right now, right now, I have nothing to say. Well
you unbelieva. Every've got to make. It's alongside uh Shay
is here.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
You're up, you know, fourteen units, but you feel like
a loser today. I haven't been this depressed since they
kicked me out of my second rehab. Wait, you were
depressed when they sent you out of there? Yeah? Because
I really needed help, Danny, and they just kicked me
out oh, why, Well, there were some situations happening with
other people in some box. Wasn't missing, no, no, I
(01:26):
wasn't getting along with a whole lot of counselors. So
I got asked to leave.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Okay, no way.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, it's weird, I know, shocker. They usually don't tell
you to leave rehab, especially when you need help.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah, especially when it's thirty grand a month too. They
like to keep you there.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I got a scholarship to my rehab. I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding. The insurance wouldn't cover it. And I
was telling the story to the admissions lady and she
was like, holy shit, you're in a bad place. Brother.
Let's see what we can see.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah, morally, I can't let you walk out exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
You're doing what I was on the phone smoking crack. Listen, lady, Okay,
let's recap the regular season final totals. Dylan was a
plus twenty, Shay was plus fourteen, bad Larry's plus three.
With the playoffs starting, Dylan plus one, Shay minus one,
and Larrus minus eight. That minus one is the Cowboys,
(02:16):
You know that, right, Yeah, it is. That's one I
added live on the show. Yeah, fucking as yes, And
I thought you were going to stay away from it. Yeah,
I was gonna stay with it. Might be my fault
that they lost. How do you feel about Mike McCarthy
coming back with your cowboys? I mean, I was watching
the press conference today and I've entered the phase of depression.
(02:38):
I was angry, I was bewildered, I was in shock,
I was in denial, and now I'm just flat out
to press because they're running the entire thing back again.
And this is three years in a row of winning
more than ten games and losing in the playoffs, and
I can't understand. I mean, I know why Jerry did it,
because he's he's got a slow trigger finger when it
(02:58):
comes to coaches. The ginger proves that the only two
coaches he's fired with less than three years or Chang
Gaily and Dave Campo. Obviously you gotta fucking fire them.
But you don't hire them. You shouldn't, right, right, fair?
But I'm just I don't know how I'm supposed to
react next season when they win twelve games. What the
fuck am I supposed to do? The entire regular season
(03:20):
doesn't matter, none, this shit matters, None of it's real.
None of it's real. You're right, You're right. It's like Disneyland.
It's not real. It's you know, it's a nice ride,
and then all of a sudden you show up at
disney World and then the ride doesn't work anymore exactly,
and they take all your fucking money, they take all
your fucking happiness, and they ruin your fucking life. This
(03:40):
is the Cowboys, not Disney World. I ain't never been
to Disney World any so, yeah, there's the Cowboys.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
PSA, what if you consider just being a Texans fan.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Oh, I've considered just going to sleep and not waking up. No, no, no,
we're not doing that, so prove that. By the way,
speaking of going to sleep and not waking up, Shay
is going to join us in Vegas, Danny. The problem
is I'll be awake the entire time. Okay, that's the fear.
Last week I said, hey, do you want to go
to Vegas? Now, you didn't at any point think you're
(04:13):
on scholarship. No, you realize you might have to pay
for airfare. I'm going to pay for I invite myself.
You did. Essentially, I was like, wait, Vegas, and then
I felt Bad. Then I had to invite Bad Larry.
So Larry had to check with his wife. And then
I get this text message, Hey, I can go to Vegas.
MB says it's MB is his wife. And I said, Ray,
(04:35):
would you reach out to Larry and tell him I'm
not paying for him to go to Vegas? So Larry,
I'll put you up in a hotel, not with Shay.
You'd get your own hotel room.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Dan, I understood all that, and I'm talking to both Casey,
my sister in law, and my wife.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
What kind of why are you talking to your sister
in law?
Speaker 4 (04:59):
She was, well, she was in the car with me
when we did the show when I said, no, no way,
I didn't want to. After I got off the phone,
she goes, why wouldn't you go to Vegas for the
Super Bowl? I was one of the lifetime things. You
should do it. So I dropped her off the airport,
came home, told my wife. She said, yeah, go to
the super Bowl. It's once in a lifetime thing. Go.
Then I find out it's Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and we
(05:22):
come home and the Super Bowl Sunday, and my wife
and Kate just laughing me, you want to go to
Vegas for three days to drink and eat and corals,
and you're coming home before the super Bowl?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Are you out? You were getting tickets to the fucking
super Bowl.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
I thought we were going to the super Bowl. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I invited you to, say, Larry Ball, I invited you
to Vegas. I didn't invite you to the super Bowl.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
You're not going.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
To game are going to the Games Show Friday.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
I will defend Larry here slightly, because like I've run
into this with people before where it's like, oh, we're
going to Arizona for the super Bowl and people are
like really, like you're going.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
To the super Bowl, and like, yeah, we're going to
be there before the super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
But those people don't have a jobby job Monday through
Friday that they have to show up for three hours
a day. No, they do at the super Bowl. Oh no,
that's what I mean.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Like, no, what I'm saying like out of context, it
sounds but I.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Didn't invite Larry to the super Bowl. Invited him to Vegas.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Yeah, yes, Oh you.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Better listen to that tape. It was like, La, you
want to go to the super Bowl? But then you know, damn,
I think about it. You always came home on Saturday.
I've known. I was just you know, I'm driving up
the Parkway and I'm just thinking, wow, and un.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Last I'm handed out the super Bowl trophy. I didn't
stay because I have to do the show on Monday.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Fair.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
That was it.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
And you can't do that remotely, No, and.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Especially if you're not invited to do it, that'd be odd.
With not working for CBS and saying to jim Nance,
I got this Jimmy, Hello friends.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Well all right, so bet Larry, Wednesday Thursday Friday. That
way you can get there Wednesday Thursday, We'll do the
podcast and then you can stay around for Friday and
then go back Saturday.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Damn, thanks for the offer. No, I'm not interested in
flying in Vegas for three days.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yes, Rad, I'm not going to foot ball.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Yeah, Larry, you know who would come. Sammy P would come,
whoa wow.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
The boy would definitely come. That's true. But then I
guarantee Angel when I stay. I'm Vegas for the super Bowl.
You know, just we just gambled there.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Well, you can stay if you want.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
I didn't even you know, I didn't even mention it
to Johnny P's.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
We're talking about who fucking cares.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
I just invited you, Larry, to come out, spend a
couple of days, have some fun, some laughs, and you
fancy yourself as a gambler, not good at picking games,
and you would be able to go out there and
play Texas hold them right.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Yeah, thanks for thanks for the invite. I'm I'm out.
The other thing is that I thought I fancy myself.
I tore that Philadelphia Eagle game apart. I said over
Devonte Smith rushing receiving yards, and I.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Said, what does this have to do with going to Vegas?
Nobody said, Hey, tell us about the breakdown with the Eagles.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
I'm talking about my gamba. I bet over Jalen Hurts
rushing yards. It was like forty one and a half.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
So I was a lock.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Campa Bay is gonna be blisting them all the time.
He's gonna step up in the pocket a couple of
times and have fifteen yards a daylight.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
He had one rushing Larry, Larry, you missed every one
of your bets on the NFL, except for the Chiefs
and the Dolphins.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
I won one bet. You won one bunch of player
props that were horrible also.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
No, but you didn't do the player promps on the show,
did you? No?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
I did not?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Then do not bring it up? Fuck are we talking about?
Stop doing that?
Speaker 4 (08:54):
There are my two big bets of the weekend, Dan
two player props one one and lost one And yeah,
I don't.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I'm right, okay, it's sure what I'm betting right now.
I'm not sure why you're talking right now. But Larry,
bad Larry. You know you can get a hold of
Ray and just say, Ray, add these to my list.
You always tell me that you got a couple of them, right,
You're like the Floyd Mayweather this group.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Or tell me when you win.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
That shit hurts rushing for five yards in that game, you, Larry,
that's what's worse. Worst loss? Hey, say that's the worst
loss in Dallas?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Is all right? Okay? All right? That leads just to
this week. And I don't want to hear that, Oh
I did this after the fact. I did this. Uh
you know with my bookie, privately, we can't do that.
You've got to do it for the gambling podcast or
tell Ray later and then he could put it in.
I want a million dollars, but nobody knows, so Larry,
(09:53):
don't do that anymore. You're better than that. I mean,
it feels desperate.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
I'm not. I'm damn. I'm saying I lost the bet.
How does Jalen Hurst rush for five yards in that game?
Five yards? He's got a broken finger. You can't throw
the ball? Ridiculous?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Okay, Right, you know that he can get a hold
of you to make these bets, right.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Yeah, Larry, you can text me literally whenever you want.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
And to go back on that, Jalen Hurts has a
bad knee, and Devin White and Levonte David can run,
So why do you think he's gonna get over forty.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Mmmmm? Okay, we turn our attention to this week, and
since Dylan is the leader in the clubhouse, dominated during
the regular season, and is off to a decent start
here in the postseason.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Dylan, alrighty, Dan, I got Ravens minus nine and a
half against the Texans.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
I like CJ. Stroud, but I think the rookie quarterback
has to crumble at some point.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Packers pus nine a half against the Niners. Hm hmm,
Lions minus six and a half against the Bucks.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
I didn't know this, Green Bay, not that they're gonna
make this happen. But their one went away from tying
the record for most straight up underdog wins in a
single season. Fucking perfect.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
That's actually very useful. Ray, I'll take a unit on
Packer's money line to.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Fucking nightmare. I'm a flashban Oh that's right. Packers made
the count underdogs. Yeah they did.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Yeah, it was glorious.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
My best plan of action is to pick up a
Benzo addiction so I can forget the last month of
my life.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
It might be a little late in the game for that.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
I have faith in no, because we'll keep reminding you.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
You're gonna have to do that forever. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Oh no, Okay, So you got Packers plus nine and
a half and the money line, yep.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Okay, Lions minus six and a half against the Bucks. Okay,
Bill's minus two and a half against the Chiefs.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Yeah, I don't know about that. When I feel like
everyone everyone wants the Bills.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Are they rooting four or are they actually picking? I
think you can kind of be hoping the Bills beat
Kansas City. But is that the smart bet? They're on
the wrong show for asking for smart Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Wait, you just answered your own question. It's a dumb beat.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yeah, okay, anything else they're doing.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
Yeah, and I'm throwing a little prop here Ravens d
slash special teams anytime touchdown score plus four twenty five.
CJ throws a pick six, a pick six to cover
the spread for the Ravens.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Oh damn.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Okay, and then I'm also parlaying the four games against
the spread two okay plus about twelve hundred and obviously
Dan Tennis, my guy Carlos al Karaz to win the
Australia ope and plus two fifty. I think Djokovic is
getting heckled the other day, so he's all rattled, m
even though he saw a favorite.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yeah, all right. That leads us to Shay in Irving.
All right, come on, let's go give me some come on,
come on, come on.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Going to Vegas.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
Come on, what's going to be pure?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Yeah, well, the desert does for some purities, but that's
always stepped on anyway, niners. The best Payota ever had
was in New Mexico, for sure.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Which isn't that far.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
No, it ain't that far. What did it do to It?
Made me see a different dimension, Danny, like you get
you get a button and you get rid of all
the needles and you mash it up in a mocha
heat day. Uh, and then you put it in a
glass of orange juice and you throw it down. Eight
hours later, you are a different man. I'm telling you, Wait,
how long does it stay with you? Like? Eight hours? Yeah,
(13:50):
it's yeah. The Navajos are allowed by law in New Mexico.
The Navajoes are allowed to carry two buttons automatic time
because of their spiritual who gives a ship? But I
went to military school out there, and the Navajos could
get it like white on rice, Danny. It was everywhere.
It was fantastic. Way better than LSD, way better. Did
you have a question, Dylan, Oh no, I agreeing. Have
(14:14):
you done Paoti?
Speaker 3 (14:15):
I had a couple of times.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
It's amazing.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
Well, I went to school out west, so oh yeah, yeah,
into the abyss from time.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
To time, Larry, have you ever done payoti?
Speaker 4 (14:27):
No? Damn.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I think the closest you've done is PayPal? I think PayPal? Okay,
all right? Uh shay, you're up? Uh used in Texans
plus nine and a half, don't care, nothing is real
Ravens Texans over forty three, uh fighting Baker Mayfields. I
feel like an asshole, but I don't hate Baker Mayfield. Well,
(14:52):
I'm a Longhorn fan. I should hate him. Oh oh yeah,
horn horns down. The only other coach that gave a
shit about that that was Mac Brown. That's it. That's it,
like shut up and win that. It's so corny, like
shut up that they Texas is so powerful they had
to put that in these sportsmanship handb give me a
(15:12):
big twelve amendment. But to be fair, I will say,
to be fair, like if you're a Sooner and the
only thing that you recognize is horns, like, you're a
fucking loser, like you should go Boomer Sooner. That should
be your brand.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Not But it's a flip.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
It's the flip side of all the hook them people
like there, that's one.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Of that's not saying O you, that's saying go Texas.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
If no one ain't one, whoever are playing, no one ain't.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah, whoever you're playing exactly it's not specifically Boomer Sooner,
fuck you because I did horns up. But this is
Central Florida colony so corny in that in the handshake line,
grow seventeen point favorites came back looker, what I guess
Vegas not hooker, Vegas hooker horns hook them El Cortez Hotel.
(16:05):
What what else do you have here, Baker Mayfield plus yeah, yeah,
we got that all right. And then the bill's laying
two and a half. And then I got Christian McCaffrey
to win the Super Bowl MVP plus eight fifty because
I'm a dummy and I like it, okay, and I'm
not used to seeing this what this side of depression. Yeah. Oh,
(16:27):
by the way, you got to come over for dinner.
You got to tell the roommate that you're going to
take care of me in Vegas.
Speaker 7 (16:34):
Oh no, no, no, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, there's a
contract on.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Then you've got to help me out here. Way too
much pressure. No no, no, you can handle when you
die or we lose you. You're gonna lose you. No,
I'm gonna try to disappear and do the night as
soon as I hit the tarmac. Danny, good luck. Yeah,
you put it better, put a GPS beacon. All all
I know is just show up after the show on
Thursday so we can do this show. Yeah, I'll do that.
(16:59):
I can do that. That's it. Yeah, But I might.
I might be in a jail cell I might. Okay,
well they'll give you one call. Yeah, yeah, we'll do it.
Speaker 7 (17:06):
Yes, Marvin Shay, are you concerned about people finding out
what you look like?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Correct? Yes, Okay, I'm not gonna be uh mingling about
with the fans, that's for damn sure. Okay, no way,
So you won't be close to the show. No, I'll
be listening, but I ain't gonna be like there, my
hair is gonna be shaved. It's gonna be wait, you're
gonna you're gonna have the tattoo be picked out, absolutely, Danny.
Every time I go to Vegas and picked out, that
(17:30):
means bit decides. Yeah, let the people know. So that's
what I'm fearful of, because y'all do have pictures of
my tattoos, and if somebody wants to be inspector gadget,
they can point it out. I'll just lie. Nope. My
name is Mark what and the and the tattoo across
your my belly? Yeah? Is it says it says born
(17:51):
and bread, Born and bread. Yeah? Yeah. So if I
win a lot, I mean number seventeen is my number
on the roulette wheel, and if We hit that like
a Northern Danny. Some times the shirt comes.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Off, what about the back?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
No, your shirts has not come off? Take my shirt
off in Caesar's Palace, absolutely and knocked. I knocked out,
I did. I knocked down a retiree from Book of
retne with with a tray full of chips. I knocked
her down because I was high stepping. We hit seventeen.
We hit seventeen for like seventy five dollars like it
was bananas. They asked me to leave right, They asked
for to be off the Brevinces, but I was shirtless.
(18:24):
It was amazing.
Speaker 6 (18:25):
That's hot.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Come seventeen.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Come James Bond's number.
Speaker 6 (18:29):
Baby is Jason Garrett's number two?
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Shut up? What's the fuck?
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Now it makes sense.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Bad Larry. Here we go. The comeback starts right now.
Come on, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, you're.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Not going to make God I'm not on his visis ship.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
You have one. You would not be around Shay anyway,
so you would still have fun. You would. I would
disappear so fast if I was coming room again, you
and your face cap would never make it a night
with me in Vegas. You'd have to bring your sister
in law too, and the second fanxes.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Okay, okay, two units each game, Okay minus the nine
and a half against the Texans, forty minus the nine
and a half against the Packers Tampa Bay, plus the
six and a half against Detroit. And I think the
Buffalo bill spank the Chiefs. Everyone's on.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I know you and Battlaire and me. Oh, everybody's got
the same bend.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
The thing?
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Any anything else?
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Anything else?
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Yes, I have. Then I have two one unit overs
over Texas, the forty three in Texas and over the
lines at forty eight and a half. I think that's
the correct thing.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
It is for forty eight and a half. Yes it is.
Does any if anybody want to bet on head coaching odds?
Just nobody did this. I got Harbaugh is the big
fing favorite with the Chargers, followed by Pete Carroll and
Ben Johnson. Panthers Kellen Moore is the leading candidate for
such a maniac he might actually do that shit Seahawks
(20:11):
Dan Quinn, and then it's Ben Ben Johnson's going to
get a job the Falcons, Belichick, and then it's Ben Johnson.
Ben Johnson is the second or third choice for every
one of these Johns. How is slowk not the second
choice for everyone in his job? He's the third choice
for the Commanders, He's the Texans OC. Ben Johnson is
the Detroit o C. But those are the odds. Belichick
(20:36):
is the slight favorite with the Falcons over Ben Johnson,
so those are the head coaching.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
It's interesting that Rabel is not favored for anything.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
He's only he's only up for one job here, and
that's the Seahawks, and he's the third favorite there. I
would have taken heartbeat with Oh my god, in a heartbeat.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
He's such a Cowboys coach too, Rabel.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Would you have taken Belichick? No? I would not have
wanted Belichick too old. I don't want these seventy year
old fucking coaches trying to I know. I'm good. No.
Speaker 7 (21:08):
Yes, Now, today on the show, you mentioned about Mike
McCarthy's look. Yeah, Now, is it just him being overweight?
Is that would get you?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Like?
Speaker 6 (21:16):
He just looks like I think people.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
I think people hold his appearance against it. I do absolutely. Now,
his eyes are too close and his teeth are fucked.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Jon a really far apart.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Yeah, and he's a billionaire. There you go. That's it.
That's that's facts, that's science. I think if I think
if you're a zempic proof and you try and tell
a team to be disciplined and not have any pre
snap penalties, they don't listen to you. They say, well,
you want me to stop jumping over the fucking line
before the snap, but you can't stop jumping over the
buffet line. You don't know that? Yeah? Yeah? Why is
(21:54):
hers teams the most undisciplined teams in football. Go back
to Green Bay. The pre snap penalties and the clock
management has been.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
A problem forever. Why he needs a mustache.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
No, he needs he needs a surgery on his stomach
to shrink it. You do that too, So he if
he was thin all of a sudden, you would think
he would be a better coach. I feel better about it. Yeah, yeah,
if he had disciplined with putting down food like I'm
not a cover girl, don't get me wrong, but I'm
(22:23):
also not an NFL head coach. So and Derka, if
you were, you would look different. I would be in
the weight room NonStop, on testosterone and back on steroids.
They're not testing coaches exactly. I'm Dan Campbell. I'm throwing
up for it. If we don't know if Campbell okay, okay,
we don't know okay, and we don't know that that's
(22:43):
all natural. He's a fifty five year old man that
cold bench US four fifty, y'all?
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Uh So Shayan Irving podcast, shit got dark last night, Danny,
we did it got real dark. Yeah, see that, you're
not really enticing me to want to come over to
your house, Like I don't. The roommate demands it, so
you got to show up. She's gonna cook good food,
but you know it'll be a sadday.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
What if I sign off on it?
Speaker 2 (23:08):
He's not gonna trust you.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
You know. She looks into the show for like a
month straight and was like, you're an asshole? What's wrong
with you? And I was like, please stop listening. But
then her friends would listen and be like, did she
really do that? What's wrong with shy?
Speaker 7 (23:22):
Yes, Marvin, my wife is really concerned about Dylan in
Las Vegas because she knows Dylan and she loves Dylan
more than I do. And she's like, so Dylan's gonna
be in Las Vegas. I was like, yes, She's like
is he gonna be okay.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Well he's got to be working in Las Vegas. Well,
he's got to he's got a job to do. What
time do they have to show up for the show.
They probably have to be in there five five o'clock
am at the later.
Speaker 6 (23:47):
No, no, not them, They got to be there for thirty us.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (23:49):
The talent, the talent, your talent ed, I'm the talent.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Yeah, yeah, five.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Hey, we did the show and now I which is same?
Actually maybe even in there early in Arizona, Arizona, Arizona.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
No, the same time.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Sometimes I'm good. I was actually the first one downstairs.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
A lot of the times could go back to your.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
You didn't go to sleep at all. Yeah, everybody has to.
You can have your fun, but when it's game time,
it's game time.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
I may not look like it, but I am a professional.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Will you go downtown with me? Danny NodD No, because
then people are gonna know that you're shan IRV.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
That's why.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
Yeah, yeah, right, yeah, it'll be like Dan's being kidnapped
by some guys.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Wear a beanie. I'll wear a beanie. We go to
the Elk Cortes, No roll some three dollars craps. No, yeap,
meet some sweet girls by the one dollar slot machines.
Just talk to them. That's all. Those are slot machines. Okay, okay, and.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Those are probably a dollar too.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
You know what about we close up shop for this week.
That is that's that's it.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
What Ray got one more thing, huge college football news.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
This is big dog go.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Pavilla just committed to Vanderbilt lives on.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
What do you mean not? What are you talking about?
Vandy's not really sec they're not They're curing cancer and
baseball game they should exactly.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
They should play an IVY League games.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
All right, We're going to close up shop here. I
hope everybody has a prosperous weekend and we'll talk to
you next week. Dan Patrick takes a gamo
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Hm m hm
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by
Bad Larry, Shayan Irving, and Dylan the graphics guy. I
have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Anybody in a good mood around here? That's what I
want to know. Dylan should be Dylan and Picture de
Ray produces the podcast. Dyl had another awesome week, another
unbelievable week that he survived. Bad Larry, Welcome, nice, nice weekend.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
I'm in a little slump here, Dan.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
You are truly bad Larry.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Right now, right now, I have nothing to say. Well
you unbelieva. Every've got to make. It's alongside uh Shay
is here.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
You're up, you know, fourteen units, but you feel like
a loser today. I haven't been this depressed since they
kicked me out of my second rehab. Wait, you were
depressed when they sent you out of there? Yeah? Because
I really needed help, Danny, and they just kicked me
out oh, why, Well, there were some situations happening with
other people in some box. Wasn't missing, no, no, I
(01:26):
wasn't getting along with a whole lot of counselors. So
I got asked to leave.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Okay, no way.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, it's weird, I know, shocker. They usually don't tell
you to leave rehab, especially when you need help.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah, especially when it's thirty grand a month too. They
like to keep you there.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I got a scholarship to my rehab. I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding. The insurance wouldn't cover it. And I
was telling the story to the admissions lady and she
was like, holy shit, you're in a bad place. Brother.
Let's see what we can see.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah, morally, I can't let you walk out exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
You're doing what I was on the phone smoking crack. Listen, lady, Okay,
let's recap the regular season final totals. Dylan was a
plus twenty, Shay was plus fourteen, bad Larry's plus three.
With the playoffs starting, Dylan plus one, Shay minus one,
and Larrus minus eight. That minus one is the Cowboys,
(02:16):
You know that, right, Yeah, it is. That's one I
added live on the show. Yeah, fucking as yes, And
I thought you were going to stay away from it. Yeah,
I was gonna stay with it. Might be my fault
that they lost. How do you feel about Mike McCarthy
coming back with your cowboys? I mean, I was watching
the press conference today and I've entered the phase of depression.
(02:38):
I was angry, I was bewildered, I was in shock,
I was in denial, and now I'm just flat out
to press because they're running the entire thing back again.
And this is three years in a row of winning
more than ten games and losing in the playoffs, and
I can't understand. I mean, I know why Jerry did it,
because he's he's got a slow trigger finger when it
(02:58):
comes to coaches. The ginger proves that the only two
coaches he's fired with less than three years or Chang
Gaily and Dave Campo. Obviously you gotta fucking fire them.
But you don't hire them. You shouldn't, right, right, fair?
But I'm just I don't know how I'm supposed to
react next season when they win twelve games. What the
fuck am I supposed to do? The entire regular season
(03:20):
doesn't matter, none, this shit matters, None of it's real.
None of it's real. You're right, You're right. It's like Disneyland.
It's not real. It's you know, it's a nice ride,
and then all of a sudden you show up at
disney World and then the ride doesn't work anymore exactly,
and they take all your fucking money, they take all
your fucking happiness, and they ruin your fucking life. This
(03:40):
is the Cowboys, not Disney World. I ain't never been
to Disney World any so, yeah, there's the Cowboys.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
PSA, what if you consider just being a Texans fan.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Oh, I've considered just going to sleep and not waking up. No, no, no,
we're not doing that, so prove that. By the way,
speaking of going to sleep and not waking up, Shay
is going to join us in Vegas, Danny. The problem
is I'll be awake the entire time. Okay, that's the fear.
Last week I said, hey, do you want to go
to Vegas? Now, you didn't at any point think you're
(04:13):
on scholarship. No, you realize you might have to pay
for airfare. I'm going to pay for I invite myself.
You did. Essentially, I was like, wait, Vegas, and then
I felt Bad. Then I had to invite Bad Larry.
So Larry had to check with his wife. And then
I get this text message, Hey, I can go to Vegas.
MB says it's MB is his wife. And I said, Ray,
(04:35):
would you reach out to Larry and tell him I'm
not paying for him to go to Vegas? So Larry,
I'll put you up in a hotel, not with Shay.
You'd get your own hotel room.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Dan, I understood all that, and I'm talking to both Casey,
my sister in law, and my wife.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
What kind of why are you talking to your sister
in law?
Speaker 4 (04:59):
She was, well, she was in the car with me
when we did the show when I said, no, no way,
I didn't want to. After I got off the phone,
she goes, why wouldn't you go to Vegas for the
Super Bowl? I was one of the lifetime things. You
should do it. So I dropped her off the airport,
came home, told my wife. She said, yeah, go to
the super Bowl. It's once in a lifetime thing. Go.
Then I find out it's Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and we
(05:22):
come home and the Super Bowl Sunday, and my wife
and Kate just laughing me, you want to go to
Vegas for three days to drink and eat and corals,
and you're coming home before the super Bowl?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Are you out? You were getting tickets to the fucking
super Bowl.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
I thought we were going to the super Bowl. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I invited you to, say, Larry Ball, I invited you
to Vegas. I didn't invite you to the super Bowl.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
You're not going.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
To game are going to the Games Show Friday.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
I will defend Larry here slightly, because like I've run
into this with people before where it's like, oh, we're
going to Arizona for the super Bowl and people are
like really, like you're going.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
To the super Bowl, and like, yeah, we're going to
be there before the super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
But those people don't have a jobby job Monday through
Friday that they have to show up for three hours
a day. No, they do at the super Bowl. Oh no,
that's what I mean.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Like, no, what I'm saying like out of context, it
sounds but I.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Didn't invite Larry to the super Bowl. Invited him to Vegas.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Yeah, yes, Oh you.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Better listen to that tape. It was like, La, you
want to go to the super Bowl? But then you know, damn,
I think about it. You always came home on Saturday.
I've known. I was just you know, I'm driving up
the Parkway and I'm just thinking, wow, and un.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Last I'm handed out the super Bowl trophy. I didn't
stay because I have to do the show on Monday.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Fair.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
That was it.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
And you can't do that remotely, No, and.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Especially if you're not invited to do it, that'd be odd.
With not working for CBS and saying to jim Nance,
I got this Jimmy, Hello friends.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Well all right, so bet Larry, Wednesday Thursday Friday. That
way you can get there Wednesday Thursday, We'll do the
podcast and then you can stay around for Friday and
then go back Saturday.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Damn, thanks for the offer. No, I'm not interested in
flying in Vegas for three days.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yes, Rad, I'm not going to foot ball.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Yeah, Larry, you know who would come. Sammy P would come,
whoa wow.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
The boy would definitely come. That's true. But then I
guarantee Angel when I stay. I'm Vegas for the super Bowl.
You know, just we just gambled there.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Well, you can stay if you want.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
I didn't even you know, I didn't even mention it
to Johnny P's.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
We're talking about who fucking cares.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
I just invited you, Larry, to come out, spend a
couple of days, have some fun, some laughs, and you
fancy yourself as a gambler, not good at picking games,
and you would be able to go out there and
play Texas hold them right.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Yeah, thanks for thanks for the invite. I'm I'm out.
The other thing is that I thought I fancy myself.
I tore that Philadelphia Eagle game apart. I said over
Devonte Smith rushing receiving yards, and I.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Said, what does this have to do with going to Vegas?
Nobody said, Hey, tell us about the breakdown with the Eagles.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
I'm talking about my gamba. I bet over Jalen Hurts
rushing yards. It was like forty one and a half.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
So I was a lock.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Campa Bay is gonna be blisting them all the time.
He's gonna step up in the pocket a couple of
times and have fifteen yards a daylight.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
He had one rushing Larry, Larry, you missed every one
of your bets on the NFL, except for the Chiefs
and the Dolphins.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
I won one bet. You won one bunch of player
props that were horrible also.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
No, but you didn't do the player promps on the show,
did you? No?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
I did not?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Then do not bring it up? Fuck are we talking about?
Stop doing that?
Speaker 4 (08:54):
There are my two big bets of the weekend, Dan
two player props one one and lost one And yeah,
I don't.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I'm right, okay, it's sure what I'm betting right now.
I'm not sure why you're talking right now. But Larry,
bad Larry. You know you can get a hold of
Ray and just say, Ray, add these to my list.
You always tell me that you got a couple of them, right,
You're like the Floyd Mayweather this group.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Or tell me when you win.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
That shit hurts rushing for five yards in that game, you, Larry,
that's what's worse. Worst loss? Hey, say that's the worst
loss in Dallas?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Is all right? Okay? All right? That leads just to
this week. And I don't want to hear that, Oh
I did this after the fact. I did this. Uh
you know with my bookie, privately, we can't do that.
You've got to do it for the gambling podcast or
tell Ray later and then he could put it in.
I want a million dollars, but nobody knows, so Larry,
(09:53):
don't do that anymore. You're better than that. I mean,
it feels desperate.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
I'm not. I'm damn. I'm saying I lost the bet.
How does Jalen Hurst rush for five yards in that game?
Five yards? He's got a broken finger. You can't throw
the ball? Ridiculous?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Okay, Right, you know that he can get a hold
of you to make these bets, right.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Yeah, Larry, you can text me literally whenever you want.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
And to go back on that, Jalen Hurts has a
bad knee, and Devin White and Levonte David can run,
So why do you think he's gonna get over forty.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Mmmmm? Okay, we turn our attention to this week, and
since Dylan is the leader in the clubhouse, dominated during
the regular season, and is off to a decent start
here in the postseason.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Dylan, alrighty, Dan, I got Ravens minus nine and a
half against the Texans.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
I like CJ. Stroud, but I think the rookie quarterback
has to crumble at some point.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Packers pus nine a half against the Niners. Hm hmm,
Lions minus six and a half against the Bucks.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
I didn't know this, Green Bay, not that they're gonna
make this happen. But their one went away from tying
the record for most straight up underdog wins in a
single season. Fucking perfect.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
That's actually very useful. Ray, I'll take a unit on
Packer's money line to.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Fucking nightmare. I'm a flashban Oh that's right. Packers made
the count underdogs. Yeah they did.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Yeah, it was glorious.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
My best plan of action is to pick up a
Benzo addiction so I can forget the last month of
my life.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
It might be a little late in the game for that.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
I have faith in no, because we'll keep reminding you.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
You're gonna have to do that forever. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Oh no, Okay, So you got Packers plus nine and
a half and the money line, yep.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Okay, Lions minus six and a half against the Bucks. Okay,
Bill's minus two and a half against the Chiefs.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Yeah, I don't know about that. When I feel like
everyone everyone wants the Bills.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Are they rooting four or are they actually picking? I
think you can kind of be hoping the Bills beat
Kansas City. But is that the smart bet? They're on
the wrong show for asking for smart Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Wait, you just answered your own question. It's a dumb beat.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yeah, okay, anything else they're doing.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
Yeah, and I'm throwing a little prop here Ravens d
slash special teams anytime touchdown score plus four twenty five.
CJ throws a pick six, a pick six to cover
the spread for the Ravens.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Oh damn.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Okay, and then I'm also parlaying the four games against
the spread two okay plus about twelve hundred and obviously
Dan Tennis, my guy Carlos al Karaz to win the
Australia ope and plus two fifty. I think Djokovic is
getting heckled the other day, so he's all rattled, m
even though he saw a favorite.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yeah, all right. That leads us to Shay in Irving.
All right, come on, let's go give me some come on,
come on, come on.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Going to Vegas.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
Come on, what's going to be pure?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Yeah, well, the desert does for some purities, but that's
always stepped on anyway, niners. The best Payota ever had
was in New Mexico, for sure.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Which isn't that far.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
No, it ain't that far. What did it do to It?
Made me see a different dimension, Danny, like you get
you get a button and you get rid of all
the needles and you mash it up in a mocha
heat day. Uh, and then you put it in a
glass of orange juice and you throw it down. Eight
hours later, you are a different man. I'm telling you, Wait,
how long does it stay with you? Like? Eight hours? Yeah,
(13:50):
it's yeah. The Navajos are allowed by law in New Mexico.
The Navajoes are allowed to carry two buttons automatic time
because of their spiritual who gives a ship? But I
went to military school out there, and the Navajos could
get it like white on rice, Danny. It was everywhere.
It was fantastic. Way better than LSD, way better. Did
you have a question, Dylan, Oh no, I agreeing. Have
(14:14):
you done Paoti?
Speaker 3 (14:15):
I had a couple of times.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
It's amazing.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
Well, I went to school out west, so oh yeah, yeah,
into the abyss from time.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
To time, Larry, have you ever done payoti?
Speaker 4 (14:27):
No? Damn.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I think the closest you've done is PayPal? I think PayPal? Okay,
all right? Uh shay, you're up? Uh used in Texans
plus nine and a half, don't care, nothing is real
Ravens Texans over forty three, uh fighting Baker Mayfields. I
feel like an asshole, but I don't hate Baker Mayfield. Well,
(14:52):
I'm a Longhorn fan. I should hate him. Oh oh yeah,
horn horns down. The only other coach that gave a
shit about that that was Mac Brown. That's it. That's it,
like shut up and win that. It's so corny, like
shut up that they Texas is so powerful they had
to put that in these sportsmanship handb give me a
(15:12):
big twelve amendment. But to be fair, I will say,
to be fair, like if you're a Sooner and the
only thing that you recognize is horns, like, you're a
fucking loser, like you should go Boomer Sooner. That should
be your brand.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Not But it's a flip.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
It's the flip side of all the hook them people
like there, that's one.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Of that's not saying O you, that's saying go Texas.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
If no one ain't one, whoever are playing, no one ain't.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah, whoever you're playing exactly it's not specifically Boomer Sooner,
fuck you because I did horns up. But this is
Central Florida colony so corny in that in the handshake line,
grow seventeen point favorites came back looker, what I guess
Vegas not hooker, Vegas hooker horns hook them El Cortez Hotel.
(16:05):
What what else do you have here, Baker Mayfield plus yeah, yeah,
we got that all right. And then the bill's laying
two and a half. And then I got Christian McCaffrey
to win the Super Bowl MVP plus eight fifty because
I'm a dummy and I like it, okay, and I'm
not used to seeing this what this side of depression. Yeah. Oh,
(16:27):
by the way, you got to come over for dinner.
You got to tell the roommate that you're going to
take care of me in Vegas.
Speaker 7 (16:34):
Oh no, no, no, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, there's a
contract on.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Then you've got to help me out here. Way too
much pressure. No no, no, you can handle when you
die or we lose you. You're gonna lose you. No,
I'm gonna try to disappear and do the night as
soon as I hit the tarmac. Danny, good luck. Yeah,
you put it better, put a GPS beacon. All all
I know is just show up after the show on
Thursday so we can do this show. Yeah, I'll do that.
(16:59):
I can do that. That's it. Yeah, But I might.
I might be in a jail cell I might. Okay,
well they'll give you one call. Yeah, yeah, we'll do it.
Speaker 7 (17:06):
Yes, Marvin Shay, are you concerned about people finding out
what you look like?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Correct? Yes, Okay, I'm not gonna be uh mingling about
with the fans, that's for damn sure. Okay, no way,
So you won't be close to the show. No, I'll
be listening, but I ain't gonna be like there, my
hair is gonna be shaved. It's gonna be wait, you're
gonna you're gonna have the tattoo be picked out, absolutely, Danny.
Every time I go to Vegas and picked out, that
(17:30):
means bit decides. Yeah, let the people know. So that's
what I'm fearful of, because y'all do have pictures of
my tattoos, and if somebody wants to be inspector gadget,
they can point it out. I'll just lie. Nope. My
name is Mark what and the and the tattoo across
your my belly? Yeah? Is it says it says born
(17:51):
and bread, Born and bread. Yeah? Yeah. So if I
win a lot, I mean number seventeen is my number
on the roulette wheel, and if We hit that like
a Northern Danny. Some times the shirt comes.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Off, what about the back?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
No, your shirts has not come off? Take my shirt
off in Caesar's Palace, absolutely and knocked. I knocked out,
I did. I knocked down a retiree from Book of
retne with with a tray full of chips. I knocked
her down because I was high stepping. We hit seventeen.
We hit seventeen for like seventy five dollars like it
was bananas. They asked me to leave right, They asked
for to be off the Brevinces, but I was shirtless.
(18:24):
It was amazing.
Speaker 6 (18:25):
That's hot.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Come seventeen.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Come James Bond's number.
Speaker 6 (18:29):
Baby is Jason Garrett's number two?
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Shut up? What's the fuck?
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Now it makes sense.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Bad Larry. Here we go. The comeback starts right now.
Come on, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, you're.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Not going to make God I'm not on his visis ship.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
You have one. You would not be around Shay anyway,
so you would still have fun. You would. I would
disappear so fast if I was coming room again, you
and your face cap would never make it a night
with me in Vegas. You'd have to bring your sister
in law too, and the second fanxes.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Okay, okay, two units each game, Okay minus the nine
and a half against the Texans, forty minus the nine
and a half against the Packers Tampa Bay, plus the
six and a half against Detroit. And I think the
Buffalo bill spank the Chiefs. Everyone's on.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I know you and Battlaire and me. Oh, everybody's got
the same bend.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
The thing?
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Any anything else?
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Anything else?
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Yes, I have. Then I have two one unit overs
over Texas, the forty three in Texas and over the
lines at forty eight and a half. I think that's
the correct thing.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
It is for forty eight and a half. Yes it is.
Does any if anybody want to bet on head coaching odds?
Just nobody did this. I got Harbaugh is the big
fing favorite with the Chargers, followed by Pete Carroll and
Ben Johnson. Panthers Kellen Moore is the leading candidate for
such a maniac he might actually do that shit Seahawks
(20:11):
Dan Quinn, and then it's Ben Ben Johnson's going to
get a job the Falcons, Belichick, and then it's Ben Johnson.
Ben Johnson is the second or third choice for every
one of these Johns. How is slowk not the second
choice for everyone in his job? He's the third choice
for the Commanders, He's the Texans OC. Ben Johnson is
the Detroit o C. But those are the odds. Belichick
(20:36):
is the slight favorite with the Falcons over Ben Johnson,
so those are the head coaching.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
It's interesting that Rabel is not favored for anything.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
He's only he's only up for one job here, and
that's the Seahawks, and he's the third favorite there. I
would have taken heartbeat with Oh my god, in a heartbeat.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
He's such a Cowboys coach too, Rabel.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Would you have taken Belichick? No? I would not have
wanted Belichick too old. I don't want these seventy year
old fucking coaches trying to I know. I'm good. No.
Speaker 7 (21:08):
Yes, Now, today on the show, you mentioned about Mike
McCarthy's look. Yeah, Now, is it just him being overweight?
Is that would get you?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Like?
Speaker 6 (21:16):
He just looks like I think people.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
I think people hold his appearance against it. I do absolutely. Now,
his eyes are too close and his teeth are fucked.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Jon a really far apart.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Yeah, and he's a billionaire. There you go. That's it.
That's that's facts, that's science. I think if I think
if you're a zempic proof and you try and tell
a team to be disciplined and not have any pre
snap penalties, they don't listen to you. They say, well,
you want me to stop jumping over the fucking line
before the snap, but you can't stop jumping over the
buffet line. You don't know that? Yeah? Yeah? Why is
(21:54):
hers teams the most undisciplined teams in football. Go back
to Green Bay. The pre snap penalties and the clock
management has been.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
A problem forever. Why he needs a mustache.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
No, he needs he needs a surgery on his stomach
to shrink it. You do that too, So he if
he was thin all of a sudden, you would think
he would be a better coach. I feel better about it. Yeah, yeah,
if he had disciplined with putting down food like I'm
not a cover girl, don't get me wrong, but I'm
(22:23):
also not an NFL head coach. So and Derka, if
you were, you would look different. I would be in
the weight room NonStop, on testosterone and back on steroids.
They're not testing coaches exactly. I'm Dan Campbell. I'm throwing
up for it. If we don't know if Campbell okay, okay,
we don't know okay, and we don't know that that's
(22:43):
all natural. He's a fifty five year old man that
cold bench US four fifty, y'all?
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Uh So Shayan Irving podcast, shit got dark last night, Danny,
we did it got real dark. Yeah, see that, you're
not really enticing me to want to come over to
your house, Like I don't. The roommate demands it, so
you got to show up. She's gonna cook good food,
but you know it'll be a sadday.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
What if I sign off on it?
Speaker 2 (23:08):
He's not gonna trust you.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
You know. She looks into the show for like a
month straight and was like, you're an asshole? What's wrong
with you? And I was like, please stop listening. But
then her friends would listen and be like, did she
really do that? What's wrong with shy?
Speaker 7 (23:22):
Yes, Marvin, my wife is really concerned about Dylan in
Las Vegas because she knows Dylan and she loves Dylan
more than I do. And she's like, so Dylan's gonna
be in Las Vegas. I was like, yes, She's like
is he gonna be okay.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Well he's got to be working in Las Vegas. Well,
he's got to he's got a job to do. What
time do they have to show up for the show.
They probably have to be in there five five o'clock
am at the later.
Speaker 6 (23:47):
No, no, not them, They got to be there for thirty us.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (23:49):
The talent, the talent, your talent ed, I'm the talent.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Yeah, yeah, five.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Hey, we did the show and now I which is same?
Actually maybe even in there early in Arizona, Arizona, Arizona.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
No, the same time.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Sometimes I'm good. I was actually the first one downstairs.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
A lot of the times could go back to your.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
You didn't go to sleep at all. Yeah, everybody has to.
You can have your fun, but when it's game time,
it's game time.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
I may not look like it, but I am a professional.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Will you go downtown with me? Danny NodD No, because
then people are gonna know that you're shan IRV.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
That's why.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
Yeah, yeah, right, yeah, it'll be like Dan's being kidnapped
by some guys.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Wear a beanie. I'll wear a beanie. We go to
the Elk Cortes, No roll some three dollars craps. No, yeap,
meet some sweet girls by the one dollar slot machines.
Just talk to them. That's all. Those are slot machines. Okay, okay, and.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Those are probably a dollar too.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
You know what about we close up shop for this week.
That is that's that's it.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
What Ray got one more thing, huge college football news.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
This is big dog go.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Pavilla just committed to Vanderbilt lives on.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
What do you mean not? What are you talking about?
Vandy's not really sec they're not They're curing cancer and
baseball game they should exactly.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
They should play an IVY League games.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
All right, We're going to close up shop here. I
hope everybody has a prosperous weekend and we'll talk to
you next week. Dan Patrick takes a gamo
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Hm m hm
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