February 1, 2024 • 24 mins
On today's episode we talk to Shea in Irving about the times he's been suspended by Dan, we also get into Bad Larry's bad week of betting and the guys talk Tony Romo when he was basically Travis Kelce. Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the kitchen Table, a
podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And now joined by Bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan
the graphics guy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Bad Larry. I think he's joining us right now.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Hi Larry, Hello Dan, How you doing? Hello guys?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Good? Good? How you feeling.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Looking for a win?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
All that's right? You lost ten units last week? You're
down down, You're down to minus twenty.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Yeah, one game to go, one big game to go down.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Okay, can't wait to see how you load up on that.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I would like to propose, Larry, for your sake, I
know we usually I think in the past we've just
for sportsmanship. Captain bets at five units. I like the proposal.
Larry can put as many units as he wants on
a Super Bowl bet for one last swing at trying
to recoup it.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
And we'll book that bet.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Okay, I might I might think I don't like that
I think we stay at five units.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
By the way, we were talking prior to the start
of Dan Patrick takes agamble on the relationship with Travis
Kelce and Taylor Swift that it's real. That Shay and
Irving's roommate says that it's one of the great love
stories of all time.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
So she'll testify to it, Danny anytime, anytime the NFL
is on or it's She was in Mexico last week
to get away from me and I had to text
her when the Chiefs game was on and that Travis
Kelsey just scored a touchdown or like all this shit,
because she was like, this is you know, this is
a godsend. Taylor's in love, She's going to have babies,
(01:58):
They're going to be in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Did you shake up the fucking beer before you gave
it to me? Here got foam mirror? What are we doing?
Speaker 6 (02:06):
Yeah, Tyler told me to do it. No, I I
just grabbed it for you and.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Okay, sorry it ended up on your computer everywhere.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah, but I ye know, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey,
it's real. They're in love.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
You know what I was thinking about Danny. You remember
when Jessica Simpson and Tony Romoy were You remember that, Yeah,
they went to Mexico exactly. Not just that, but every
time she showed up in the box, Dallas media and
for the most part, Pro Football Talk and other national bloggers,
we're talking about how distracted Romo is because of you know, well,
(02:44):
her body wasn't her personality. It was definitely her body.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
She was the chicken of the seed.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
She was Taylor Swift before Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
She was actually big.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Yeah they were, but.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
That she wasn't on the level of Taylor's. No, of
course not.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
But there was a huge media frenzy about a woman
being in the box. Hold on being in a private's
sweet private box. Hey uh, there was a whole media
frenzy about it. Now everybody's talking about Taylor Swift getting
shown too much in the She.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Not her fault.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
No, I'm just saying anytime anytime a blonde shows up
at a game with the boyfriend playing, there is going
to be a frenzy. That's the way.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Romo played cowboy quarterback for the Cowboys, and it was
his bye week before a play. That's why it was.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
A big you know, I called in that week. I
know I called it.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
She more the time.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
That's the time. I think that may be the time
you suspended me from calling in our language. No, it
was because I was questioning, well.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
Do we need to do?
Speaker 5 (03:50):
We did?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah, but you've been suspended a couple of times, a
couple of times from the show language and then questioning
your journalistic integrity, which I regret.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Yes, which was worth which was more offensive.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
The journalistic categorty. But that was a Josh Hamilton episode.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
That was different. That was different. He had a game
that day, Danny, and you asked about him killing a man.
It was not fair to the Texas Rangers for you
to bring up the fact that he killed a man.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Should they have a game?
Speaker 7 (04:14):
Should he talk about his drug use?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yeah, let's talk about banging heroin to do whatever you
gotta do.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
But killing a man?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Good lord, Well, there are times when you got to
ask the question that you may not win.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
They were playing the Detroit Tigers. They lost that game.
It was a bad day for me anyway, I guess
expect that's why I started Twitter that day. That day,
I literally started my Twitter account that day, and my
bio says, so censorship forced.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Me on Twitter, where there is no censorship.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Not anymore. Thank you Elon.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yeah, okay, shake and live in peace.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Okay, let me recap here. Dylan lost three units, Your
down minus three, Shay lost two units, Your down minus six,
bat Larry lost ten units, and you're down minus twenty damn.
By the way, it's February. Happy February to Marvin.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yeah, Mark, I'll get it.
Speaker 7 (05:08):
You get a leap here This year called twenty nine Days.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Black Voices celebrating Black Voice.
Speaker 8 (05:14):
We're celebrating, but I just love the emails I'm getting
from big time corporations. Yeah, we're celebrating Black Voices in March. First,
we're going back to hell Teller ooh Harriot, who come on?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I am picture day. Ray's Lions lost in heartbreaking fashion,
and uh that was bad.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
Yeah, I'm still kind of not over it. Ben Johnson though,
and Aaron Glenn coming back, so I'm a little excited,
but I don't know if I can get excited for
next year. I'm still depressed.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Do you think Ben Johnson was actually just like, I
want fifty million dollars and everyone was like no, And
then that's why he's stuck around.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
No, to be fair, getting paid like six hundred grand
in Detroit, you might as well be a sultan. So yeah,
getting fifty million in a major measure pob the Maria
with running.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Water, that's seven billion dollars.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Let me see. So uh shaye? And Irving is gonna
go to Vegas next week. Dylan will be out there bad.
Larry is not going to be able to go, but
we will still do the Gambling podcast next Thursday from
the Fountain Blue Hotel.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Is it going to be on like the stage that
you do the actual show from?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Do you not want to do it there?
Speaker 5 (06:26):
I'm just asking nanny. It's like, there's gonna be people around,
and we won't.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I don't care.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
I'm fine, we won't.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I don't think we'll have an audience there. They'll be
gone by then. Yeah. Wait, why do you give me
that scrunchy face?
Speaker 5 (06:41):
If I was showing up for the Damn Patrick Show
live taping in Vegas and the show ended, I would
not leave. I would just hang out and drink. So
I know, but not everybody's like you.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I get that. There's a lot of things you would
do that nobody else is gonna do. Fair I'm just saying,
like you could hang out. Are you saying if they
know you're there, you're gonna draw a crowd? I think
is what?
Speaker 5 (07:05):
You not draw a crowd? I think somebody might show
up and be like, hey, remember me, motherfucker? You know, oh,
somebody from your past?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Exactly, Danny. That's the only reason I'm private.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
It ain't because you know, I'm worried about the way
I look. It is because I'm worried about the people
I knew.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Okay, are you on the limb?
Speaker 7 (07:21):
What were doing?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I did a lot of dirt, Marvin, a lot of dirt.
Damn Well, we're not bringing that up because your wife listens.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
To tune into the Shaane every podcast you want to
hear a story's time with Uncle Shay. We're not doing
that here, no, sir.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Oh so you do it on that podcast, but now
you don't do it on this one, because your wife's
friends list listen to this podcast.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
So my wife's friend's husband's listen to my podcast, which
I'll talk about everything, but my wife's yoga friends listen
to this podcast to tell her.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Did you hear what she said?
Speaker 7 (07:53):
What the fuck up? I got him?
Speaker 5 (07:54):
I got they do that.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Okay, well theoretically now they could listen.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
They're all mad at you, Danny because I'm an enabler.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
You're an enabler, and you won't come over for dinner.
There's a lot of things they're upset about. Danny.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I promise you all come to dinner.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
She's making Scarpiello this week.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
But I have to know that I'm not walking into
a trap.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
You're not.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
No, we're good now. Everything's good, I know, but it's weak.
It's day to day. So I could agree. But I
love Danny, I know, but I I mean, I could say,
yet four o'clock, I'm coming over for dinner at six,
and get there at six and there's already you know
there's trouble.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, we worked through it together, all of us. You
mean takes a village, Danny.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I would just shoved spontaneously and if you see red
and blue lights hit the bricks, otherwise you're recapping.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
There's not much to recap because you guys, basically, Larry,
is that a seal?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
No?
Speaker 4 (08:54):
No, I'm just getting in my car.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
That's it like a caprice?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
That can you Larry open that door again or close
that door again?
Speaker 7 (09:08):
Let me.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
It sounded like a seal.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Okay, So recapping, Uh, Dylan took a lot of chances. Uh,
Shay still has Christian McCaffery Super Bowl MVP that's still alive. Uh,
let's see bad Larry missed. He missed them all. Four
units on the Ravens, four units on the Niners, Mintus
seven and a two units six point teaser and lost
(09:46):
them all. That leads us to this week. Dylan will
start with you since you're sort of the leader right now.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Kind of Yeah, all right, Dan at and t pro
am at Pebble Beach.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Yeah, okay, And once again the football bets will be
next Thursday when we're in Vegas. Yes, just to let
people know that these are some bets. Were doing golf
and basketball.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Golf, basketball, whatever your flavor is.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
So my guy Justin Thomas to win plus two thousand.
He's back, He said so himself. He had a very
rocky last season, okay, and I bet on him every week.
And then Ludwig Aberg top ten plus two sixty, my cousin,
I know you guys man fought together at one point.
(10:35):
He went to Oklahoma State and he is a beast.
He's already won once on tour. He's a rookie.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
No, he's very tal Yeah, very good.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Nice swing, Yeah, thank you? And college basketball Uey pooey
money line against Green Bay and a half point Dogs
plus six fifty and I believe that game actually just
started now.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Is this Wisconsin green Bay?
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Okay, that's where Tony Bennett played. Yes, who's Virginia's head coach? Okay, okay,
So I U p u y against Wisconsin green Bay
and you're getting thirteen and a half.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
I'm taking the money.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Oh you're taking the money line?
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Oh my six?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Okay, all right? What else do you have?
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I think it's my second college basketball bet of the season.
And then I'm going stone Hill plus ten against Sacred
Heart Dan. As you know, we have to deal with
a lot of Sacred Heart affiliates and alumni around here.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Yeah. So Pauli, the producer, Mario and Picture de ray
all went to Sacred Heart Yeah yeah yeah, and Rob Or,
a resident Jets Knicks fan.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Yeah, and lunatic Ross.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I know, I know. All right, So you have Stony
Hill plus ten? All right, Shay, what do you have
for me?
Speaker 7 (11:43):
Hook them?
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Hook them? Hook them all the way down. Danny at
Pebble Beach, we got speath to win the whole thing
plus sixteen hundred plus top ten, I got them plus
one eighty home of there two plus one seventy five.
Then I got I'm laying two my I don't know
my first two unit bet and months to be in
the top twenty minus one forty. Nick Taylor top twenty
(12:06):
plus three hundred and speak to beat Godzilla plus one twenty.
Colin Morikawa is Gonzillan. Yeah, Danny, what do you mean
that's everybody calls him that.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
He's from California?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Actually anything else? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (12:23):
College basketball got Scani laying the one. I had him
at point five, and they're laying the one against Nebraska.
Oakland plus nine and a half against Robert Morris. It's
a Horizon League, baby, Oh yeah it is. Hey, you
gotta bet? Yeah. And then South Dakota plus two and
a half against the Northern Dakotans.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Yes, Ray, you.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
Got Scottie Shuffler versus Roy Shit.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
Yeah, Rory that fucking bum. I fucking hate Rory. Why
the Masters that year he was wired a wire until
fucking Sunday. Yeah, the first shot off the tee he
hit it to like, no offense, Marvin, one of the
slave master's cabins. You ship, Yeah, he did got where
I got.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Never forget.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
I'm just saying I remember this. I remember this. I
had him fifty to one. I had him fifty to one,
and he was the leader every day all day. And
I called my old man and I was like, hey man,
I got Rory. You know, fifty to one. This is
going to be a sweet pay day. And he said,
nobody goes wired to wire the master.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Is that how your dad sound up a bit?
Speaker 5 (13:28):
You're not wrong, That's what I'm talking about. Gambling.
Speaker 8 (13:29):
Yeah, yeah, yes, Marvin, I don't take offense to that.
My great great great grandfather Mike.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (13:35):
But anytime I go down South and there's just a
large house and a bunch of land, like I went
to Charlotte and I was like.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
We did.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
A big house in the South is still referred to
as a plantation.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
Right, And they're like they have like tours, like why
do you want to go?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Yeah, you want to go to the Holocaust?
Speaker 7 (13:54):
Like you tell you like.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Do you want to go to one of the showers?
Speaker 7 (13:58):
Like why would I want to go to one?
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Of the plantations.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Yeah, I have an idea of what happened here.
Speaker 8 (14:02):
I think I'm good, right, Like the fact that I'm here,
like me physically, like is a miracle.
Speaker 7 (14:08):
Oh oh, you guys survived this?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Yeah, well not may pretty standards for me to be here,
but you know, my people just kept on winning.
Speaker 7 (14:17):
That's wow.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Maybe a couple l's in there.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
There's a lot of Oh, Larry, did I get to you?
Speaker 6 (14:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Oh, okay, I'm bad. I'm bad. Okay, here's bad Larry's
bets for this week.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
I just sent him in last night. Just Jordan's space
to win it. Whatever the name is, top ten and
top twenty for Jordan's Okay, that's it. Okay, my football picks,
but I'm not putting them in yet. No, I don't
want you guys all jumping on him.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
And that's exactly what they're going to do.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
That's committing.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Early and off and Dan I already got him in.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
So there are prop bets. There's the uh, what will
the gatorade color be? Yes, my favorite gatorade history I
have that in case you're wondering. It was purple last
year and then blue, blue, orange, blue, yellow, none. When
the Patriots beat the Falcons.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Bet that's a nice payday.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Yeah, there was none when the Ravens beat the Niners
back in twenty thirteen. Here's one for you, will. Travis
Kelsey proposed to Taylor Swift on the field.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
Got into a fight with a roommate about this last night. Yeah. Absolutely,
I said, there's no chance he's doing it. That's weird
and contrived.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
It's like proposing it.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Yes, yes, thank you.
Speaker 5 (15:47):
And if they lose what he still come on.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
It's fucking weird.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
Man.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Also, Taylor Swift's not getting proposed to at a sporting event.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
She might do the proposing to be fair.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Yeah, and it's not going to be in a football game.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
I don't think Uh yeah, I wouldn't think. So.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
They're getting married, though, I want to bet on that.
I want to over under on when she starts getting
pregnant and over under on when they give birth. I
think it'll be a shortened pregnancy. She works too much,
and I want odds on twins because I think there's
going to be some help there from the medical society. Okay,
she's thirty four dating, she might need some help.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Okay, Hey, my mom had me at thirty five, I
turned out perfect.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Yes, Ray.
Speaker 6 (16:34):
So as of right now, what I'm seeing is will
Taylor Swift, Mary Kelsey plus nine to twenty Yes, hit that,
hit that two thousand.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
No, I'll take plus nine twenty for a unit right now?
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Is their divorce odds? If they do, they're really for that?
Speaker 5 (16:48):
Come on, anti American?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Want you root for such community?
Speaker 3 (16:53):
I think people who are all bent out of shape
about like her being on TV are losers.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
But I mean, if the Chiefs win and she's on
the field after the game, like people are gonna go out,
might as well be the American flag, Like, I don't
get it. He is America.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
There's a very plausible theory, I guess circulating that she's
a psyop designed to there we go Gardner election results.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Larry, do you care about Travis Kelcey and Taylor Swift?
Speaker 4 (17:20):
I'm not really. There's no chance he's proposing the super Bowl,
No way, zero chance. It's too early for.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Four months, it's not too early.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
It's not too early. Have kids get married, do it now?
It's worth a billion. Maybe it's not too early, but yeah,
no way, dude. My parents got married after six weeks
of courtship. That's it. That's all. It took four kids later.
Here I am. You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Are they still together?
Speaker 5 (17:42):
Hell? Yeah they are. It's like forty something years.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
But are they in love?
Speaker 7 (17:46):
No?
Speaker 3 (17:47):
I would have thought you would have busted up that
at some point.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
If any kid was going to break it up. It
was definitely me challenging one. Is it me?
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (17:56):
It was you, But Marv, But are your parents in
like shap Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Oh yeah, my mom knows how to cook like is.
Speaker 7 (18:03):
Way more important. I keep telling people like, oh, do
you do you love them? Just shut up? Do you
like them?
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Yeah? It's so simple. Just have a maternal industry instinct,
know how to cook, and that's it, and you're stayed
married forever.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
It's simple, that's it.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
As long as she has those things.
Speaker 7 (18:19):
Yes, what does he do?
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Eat?
Speaker 5 (18:23):
Sleep, go to work?
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Larry?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
How long you been married?
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Forty one years?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Okay? What are you in love or do you like
each other?
Speaker 4 (18:35):
I definitely like her. I definitely love her now both
And I said to my daughter Bridge a long time ago,
every man loves his wife. I like your mom, and
it's true. I enjoy spending time with her.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
I Yeah, I'm in love with the roommate for sure. No,
for real, I am, I am. We're meant to be together.
Can talk a lot of shit about her, don't get
me wrong. But from the first moment I saw I
told her I'm gonna marry her. We were like twenty
years old, and she got freaked out and ran away.
Speaker 7 (19:04):
That's amazing. Yeah, that was not the case with me.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
You do whatever you gotta do, woman. We're still getting married.
Speaker 7 (19:09):
Is she coming to Vegas?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Now? Hell?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
No?
Speaker 5 (19:11):
What the fuck's wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Mark?
Speaker 7 (19:12):
I my wife's coming. Is that a bad idea?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
They are a fool?
Speaker 7 (19:17):
I like her.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Vegas is not for likes.
Speaker 7 (19:20):
I like her.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
It's for loves.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
For twenty minute love and the over under on the
national anthem is Reba McIntyre, Over over, rebeloves herself ninety
and a half seconds over way over, speaking of genders. Okay,
it originally opened at eighty four and a half seconds.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
Wait, take whatever the over. I'll take the alternative over
for plus money.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
And it's ninety now and a half.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Okay, the average since two thousand for the anthem. You
guys want to guess, how long is minute?
Speaker 5 (19:55):
Ten? All?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Right?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Minute twenty?
Speaker 1 (20:00):
A minute?
Speaker 7 (20:00):
Fifteen?
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Yeah? Yeah, minute fifteen, so.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
She's fifteen seconds over the averages. She's gonna have to
hang that last note.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
I've seen reeb alive. I figure one hundred percent of
the room has not outside of me. No, she can belt,
she will sing her hearts out, all right, but it's
it's ninety seconds. So that's that's a that's really under
if the average is one fifteen, hit the hammer the
over hammery, just like I might actually listen to that
(20:33):
the coin to. That's the best edge I got Danny
with hammer heads hammer it.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Okay, every year tail, it's been tails a lot, so
we're due. Yeah, that's I Usually I'm always tails, but
I've I've been rethinking.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Anything else to add to this podcast. By the way,
shan Irvings podcast that's every Wednesday wherever you get your podcast.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
Yeah, we're doing it tonight.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
There's Larry with the door opening up.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
I don't believe. Well, you can hear me, Dan when
I get out of the car. It's I'm amazing, my
great cracks. You just ignore.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Anyway, Marvin just gave me something from the NBA Black
History Uh Black Voices. Well, thank Marvin.
Speaker 7 (21:14):
The tradition, unlike any.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Of the NBA makes sense.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Yeah, show me the NHL version.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
It's in Russia.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Like, that's not a stretch for the NBA to go.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
It's just gonna be kind. Do you imagine if they didn't,
if they were like what February who they're.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
They're the only brand silent.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
But then they make their teams play on MLK day.
Oh rude, might as well be Senator John McCain.
Speaker 8 (21:41):
In Memphis of all places, like Ore do it in
Memphis every year, and you're gonna play in Memphis, try.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
And go to a grocery store in Memphis and buy
Kooplater fried checking. Good freaking luck.
Speaker 7 (21:53):
I've never been to Memphis.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
The best food in the world. Go to North Barbecue,
North Side of Memphis, though, Marvin, some of the best
cookup you can get. Okay, I don't mean food. Wait, yeah,
he's off of Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
You know what I should have stopped. I should have
I shouldn't have asked if anybody had anything.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
You were really close.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
I was pretty close there.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
DP.
Speaker 7 (22:17):
If you think it's bad, now, wait until we're in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Bad.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Larry is get ready to go have lunch at Rays.
So Larry, thanks for joining us and we'll talk to
you next week.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
We have fun in Vegas, guys.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Okay, Larry will miss you, Larry, we will.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
It's bad.
Speaker 7 (22:36):
You.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Why do you have a problem with bad Larry. I
don't know, love Larry.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
He's not coming. It's just really a bush league ship bummer.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Okay, he ain't got a job.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
You mean you can't go to Vegas.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
I know that, but he's kind of attached like his
wife keeps a close close watch on it.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Yeah, he wouldn't be able to get there.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Larry doesn't do much, just letting you know.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Oh he didn't win, that's for damn sure.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
I know that.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Yeah. The one thing he did was gamble, right, wasn't that?
Speaker 5 (23:04):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Yes, and he does like Texas hold him. I think
one night a week. He takes money from doctors.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
And bridge on Tuesdays.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
No, No, he's just it's just it's just either Texas
hold him or he's picking games.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
That's all he does.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
And he drinks is a bud wicher.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
That's it, fish, that's it.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Yeah, yes, he'll he'll polish off twenty five good lord. Yeah,
he should be in Vegas doing that for the pod.
That's great content. It would be Larry's liver. Next second,
let's go, let's go. Yeah, uh okay, Well, thanks for
joining us and I hope you have a great weekend
and then we look forward to talking to you next
(23:47):
week from the Fountain Blue in Las Vegas for uh,
Marvin Shay and Irving Dylan, the graphics guy, Picture.
Speaker 5 (23:54):
De Ray, and of course bad Larry.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
I'm Dan Patrick.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
We'll talk to you next week
Speaker 2 (24:01):
To be from
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the kitchen Table, a
podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And now joined by Bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan
the graphics guy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Bad Larry. I think he's joining us right now.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Hi Larry, Hello Dan, How you doing? Hello guys?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Good? Good? How you feeling.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Looking for a win?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
All that's right? You lost ten units last week? You're
down down, You're down to minus twenty.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Yeah, one game to go, one big game to go down.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Okay, can't wait to see how you load up on that.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I would like to propose, Larry, for your sake, I
know we usually I think in the past we've just
for sportsmanship. Captain bets at five units. I like the proposal.
Larry can put as many units as he wants on
a Super Bowl bet for one last swing at trying
to recoup it.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
And we'll book that bet.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Okay, I might I might think I don't like that
I think we stay at five units.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
By the way, we were talking prior to the start
of Dan Patrick takes agamble on the relationship with Travis
Kelce and Taylor Swift that it's real. That Shay and
Irving's roommate says that it's one of the great love
stories of all time.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
So she'll testify to it, Danny anytime, anytime the NFL
is on or it's She was in Mexico last week
to get away from me and I had to text
her when the Chiefs game was on and that Travis
Kelsey just scored a touchdown or like all this shit,
because she was like, this is you know, this is
a godsend. Taylor's in love, She's going to have babies,
(01:58):
They're going to be in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Did you shake up the fucking beer before you gave
it to me? Here got foam mirror? What are we doing?
Speaker 6 (02:06):
Yeah, Tyler told me to do it. No, I I
just grabbed it for you and.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Okay, sorry it ended up on your computer everywhere.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah, but I ye know, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey,
it's real. They're in love.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
You know what I was thinking about Danny. You remember
when Jessica Simpson and Tony Romoy were You remember that, Yeah,
they went to Mexico exactly. Not just that, but every
time she showed up in the box, Dallas media and
for the most part, Pro Football Talk and other national bloggers,
we're talking about how distracted Romo is because of you know, well,
(02:44):
her body wasn't her personality. It was definitely her body.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
She was the chicken of the seed.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
She was Taylor Swift before Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
She was actually big.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Yeah they were, but.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
That she wasn't on the level of Taylor's. No, of
course not.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
But there was a huge media frenzy about a woman
being in the box. Hold on being in a private's
sweet private box. Hey uh, there was a whole media
frenzy about it. Now everybody's talking about Taylor Swift getting
shown too much in the She.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Not her fault.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
No, I'm just saying anytime anytime a blonde shows up
at a game with the boyfriend playing, there is going
to be a frenzy. That's the way.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Romo played cowboy quarterback for the Cowboys, and it was
his bye week before a play. That's why it was.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
A big you know, I called in that week. I
know I called it.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
She more the time.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
That's the time. I think that may be the time
you suspended me from calling in our language. No, it
was because I was questioning, well.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
Do we need to do?
Speaker 5 (03:50):
We did?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah, but you've been suspended a couple of times, a
couple of times from the show language and then questioning
your journalistic integrity, which I regret.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Yes, which was worth which was more offensive.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
The journalistic categorty. But that was a Josh Hamilton episode.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
That was different. That was different. He had a game
that day, Danny, and you asked about him killing a man.
It was not fair to the Texas Rangers for you
to bring up the fact that he killed a man.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Should they have a game?
Speaker 7 (04:14):
Should he talk about his drug use?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yeah, let's talk about banging heroin to do whatever you
gotta do.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
But killing a man?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Good lord, Well, there are times when you got to
ask the question that you may not win.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
They were playing the Detroit Tigers. They lost that game.
It was a bad day for me anyway, I guess
expect that's why I started Twitter that day. That day,
I literally started my Twitter account that day, and my
bio says, so censorship forced.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Me on Twitter, where there is no censorship.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Not anymore. Thank you Elon.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yeah, okay, shake and live in peace.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Okay, let me recap here. Dylan lost three units, Your
down minus three, Shay lost two units, Your down minus six,
bat Larry lost ten units, and you're down minus twenty damn.
By the way, it's February. Happy February to Marvin.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yeah, Mark, I'll get it.
Speaker 7 (05:08):
You get a leap here This year called twenty nine Days.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Black Voices celebrating Black Voice.
Speaker 8 (05:14):
We're celebrating, but I just love the emails I'm getting
from big time corporations. Yeah, we're celebrating Black Voices in March. First,
we're going back to hell Teller ooh Harriot, who come on?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I am picture day. Ray's Lions lost in heartbreaking fashion,
and uh that was bad.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
Yeah, I'm still kind of not over it. Ben Johnson though,
and Aaron Glenn coming back, so I'm a little excited,
but I don't know if I can get excited for
next year. I'm still depressed.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Do you think Ben Johnson was actually just like, I
want fifty million dollars and everyone was like no, And
then that's why he's stuck around.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
No, to be fair, getting paid like six hundred grand
in Detroit, you might as well be a sultan. So yeah,
getting fifty million in a major measure pob the Maria
with running.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Water, that's seven billion dollars.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Let me see. So uh shaye? And Irving is gonna
go to Vegas next week. Dylan will be out there bad.
Larry is not going to be able to go, but
we will still do the Gambling podcast next Thursday from
the Fountain Blue Hotel.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Is it going to be on like the stage that
you do the actual show from?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Do you not want to do it there?
Speaker 5 (06:26):
I'm just asking nanny. It's like, there's gonna be people around,
and we won't.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I don't care.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
I'm fine, we won't.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I don't think we'll have an audience there. They'll be
gone by then. Yeah. Wait, why do you give me
that scrunchy face?
Speaker 5 (06:41):
If I was showing up for the Damn Patrick Show
live taping in Vegas and the show ended, I would
not leave. I would just hang out and drink. So
I know, but not everybody's like you.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I get that. There's a lot of things you would
do that nobody else is gonna do. Fair I'm just saying,
like you could hang out. Are you saying if they
know you're there, you're gonna draw a crowd? I think
is what?
Speaker 5 (07:05):
You not draw a crowd? I think somebody might show
up and be like, hey, remember me, motherfucker? You know, oh,
somebody from your past?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Exactly, Danny. That's the only reason I'm private.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
It ain't because you know, I'm worried about the way
I look. It is because I'm worried about the people
I knew.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Okay, are you on the limb?
Speaker 7 (07:21):
What were doing?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I did a lot of dirt, Marvin, a lot of dirt.
Damn Well, we're not bringing that up because your wife listens.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
To tune into the Shaane every podcast you want to
hear a story's time with Uncle Shay. We're not doing
that here, no, sir.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Oh so you do it on that podcast, but now
you don't do it on this one, because your wife's
friends list listen to this podcast.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
So my wife's friend's husband's listen to my podcast, which
I'll talk about everything, but my wife's yoga friends listen
to this podcast to tell her.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Did you hear what she said?
Speaker 7 (07:53):
What the fuck up? I got him?
Speaker 5 (07:54):
I got they do that.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Okay, well theoretically now they could listen.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
They're all mad at you, Danny because I'm an enabler.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
You're an enabler, and you won't come over for dinner.
There's a lot of things they're upset about. Danny.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I promise you all come to dinner.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
She's making Scarpiello this week.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
But I have to know that I'm not walking into
a trap.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
You're not.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
No, we're good now. Everything's good, I know, but it's weak.
It's day to day. So I could agree. But I
love Danny, I know, but I I mean, I could say,
yet four o'clock, I'm coming over for dinner at six,
and get there at six and there's already you know
there's trouble.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, we worked through it together, all of us. You
mean takes a village, Danny.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I would just shoved spontaneously and if you see red
and blue lights hit the bricks, otherwise you're recapping.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
There's not much to recap because you guys, basically, Larry,
is that a seal?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
No?
Speaker 4 (08:54):
No, I'm just getting in my car.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
That's it like a caprice?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
That can you Larry open that door again or close
that door again?
Speaker 7 (09:08):
Let me.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
It sounded like a seal.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Okay, So recapping, Uh, Dylan took a lot of chances. Uh,
Shay still has Christian McCaffery Super Bowl MVP that's still alive. Uh,
let's see bad Larry missed. He missed them all. Four
units on the Ravens, four units on the Niners, Mintus
seven and a two units six point teaser and lost
(09:46):
them all. That leads us to this week. Dylan will
start with you since you're sort of the leader right now.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Kind of Yeah, all right, Dan at and t pro
am at Pebble Beach.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Yeah, okay, And once again the football bets will be
next Thursday when we're in Vegas. Yes, just to let
people know that these are some bets. Were doing golf
and basketball.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Golf, basketball, whatever your flavor is.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
So my guy Justin Thomas to win plus two thousand.
He's back, He said so himself. He had a very
rocky last season, okay, and I bet on him every week.
And then Ludwig Aberg top ten plus two sixty, my cousin,
I know you guys man fought together at one point.
(10:35):
He went to Oklahoma State and he is a beast.
He's already won once on tour. He's a rookie.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
No, he's very tal Yeah, very good.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Nice swing, Yeah, thank you? And college basketball Uey pooey
money line against Green Bay and a half point Dogs
plus six fifty and I believe that game actually just
started now.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Is this Wisconsin green Bay?
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Okay, that's where Tony Bennett played. Yes, who's Virginia's head coach? Okay, okay,
So I U p u y against Wisconsin green Bay
and you're getting thirteen and a half.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
I'm taking the money.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Oh you're taking the money line?
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Oh my six?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Okay, all right? What else do you have?
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I think it's my second college basketball bet of the season.
And then I'm going stone Hill plus ten against Sacred
Heart Dan. As you know, we have to deal with
a lot of Sacred Heart affiliates and alumni around here.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Yeah. So Pauli, the producer, Mario and Picture de ray
all went to Sacred Heart Yeah yeah yeah, and Rob Or,
a resident Jets Knicks fan.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Yeah, and lunatic Ross.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I know, I know. All right, So you have Stony
Hill plus ten? All right, Shay, what do you have
for me?
Speaker 7 (11:43):
Hook them?
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Hook them? Hook them all the way down. Danny at
Pebble Beach, we got speath to win the whole thing
plus sixteen hundred plus top ten, I got them plus
one eighty home of there two plus one seventy five.
Then I got I'm laying two my I don't know
my first two unit bet and months to be in
the top twenty minus one forty. Nick Taylor top twenty
(12:06):
plus three hundred and speak to beat Godzilla plus one twenty.
Colin Morikawa is Gonzillan. Yeah, Danny, what do you mean
that's everybody calls him that.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
He's from California?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Actually anything else? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (12:23):
College basketball got Scani laying the one. I had him
at point five, and they're laying the one against Nebraska.
Oakland plus nine and a half against Robert Morris. It's
a Horizon League, baby, Oh yeah it is. Hey, you
gotta bet? Yeah. And then South Dakota plus two and
a half against the Northern Dakotans.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Yes, Ray, you.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
Got Scottie Shuffler versus Roy Shit.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
Yeah, Rory that fucking bum. I fucking hate Rory. Why
the Masters that year he was wired a wire until
fucking Sunday. Yeah, the first shot off the tee he
hit it to like, no offense, Marvin, one of the
slave master's cabins. You ship, Yeah, he did got where
I got.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Never forget.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
I'm just saying I remember this. I remember this. I
had him fifty to one. I had him fifty to one,
and he was the leader every day all day. And
I called my old man and I was like, hey man,
I got Rory. You know, fifty to one. This is
going to be a sweet pay day. And he said,
nobody goes wired to wire the master.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Is that how your dad sound up a bit?
Speaker 5 (13:28):
You're not wrong, That's what I'm talking about. Gambling.
Speaker 8 (13:29):
Yeah, yeah, yes, Marvin, I don't take offense to that.
My great great great grandfather Mike.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (13:35):
But anytime I go down South and there's just a
large house and a bunch of land, like I went
to Charlotte and I was like.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
We did.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
A big house in the South is still referred to
as a plantation.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
Right, And they're like they have like tours, like why
do you want to go?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Yeah, you want to go to the Holocaust?
Speaker 7 (13:54):
Like you tell you like.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Do you want to go to one of the showers?
Speaker 7 (13:58):
Like why would I want to go to one?
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Of the plantations.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Yeah, I have an idea of what happened here.
Speaker 8 (14:02):
I think I'm good, right, Like the fact that I'm here,
like me physically, like is a miracle.
Speaker 7 (14:08):
Oh oh, you guys survived this?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Yeah, well not may pretty standards for me to be here,
but you know, my people just kept on winning.
Speaker 7 (14:17):
That's wow.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Maybe a couple l's in there.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
There's a lot of Oh, Larry, did I get to you?
Speaker 6 (14:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Oh, okay, I'm bad. I'm bad. Okay, here's bad Larry's
bets for this week.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
I just sent him in last night. Just Jordan's space
to win it. Whatever the name is, top ten and
top twenty for Jordan's Okay, that's it. Okay, my football picks,
but I'm not putting them in yet. No, I don't
want you guys all jumping on him.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
And that's exactly what they're going to do.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
That's committing.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Early and off and Dan I already got him in.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
So there are prop bets. There's the uh, what will
the gatorade color be? Yes, my favorite gatorade history I
have that in case you're wondering. It was purple last
year and then blue, blue, orange, blue, yellow, none. When
the Patriots beat the Falcons.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Bet that's a nice payday.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Yeah, there was none when the Ravens beat the Niners
back in twenty thirteen. Here's one for you, will. Travis
Kelsey proposed to Taylor Swift on the field.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
Got into a fight with a roommate about this last night. Yeah. Absolutely,
I said, there's no chance he's doing it. That's weird
and contrived.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
It's like proposing it.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Yes, yes, thank you.
Speaker 5 (15:47):
And if they lose what he still come on.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
It's fucking weird.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
Man.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Also, Taylor Swift's not getting proposed to at a sporting event.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
She might do the proposing to be fair.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Yeah, and it's not going to be in a football game.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
I don't think Uh yeah, I wouldn't think. So.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
They're getting married, though, I want to bet on that.
I want to over under on when she starts getting
pregnant and over under on when they give birth. I
think it'll be a shortened pregnancy. She works too much,
and I want odds on twins because I think there's
going to be some help there from the medical society. Okay,
she's thirty four dating, she might need some help.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Okay, Hey, my mom had me at thirty five, I
turned out perfect.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Yes, Ray.
Speaker 6 (16:34):
So as of right now, what I'm seeing is will
Taylor Swift, Mary Kelsey plus nine to twenty Yes, hit that,
hit that two thousand.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
No, I'll take plus nine twenty for a unit right now?
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Is their divorce odds? If they do, they're really for that?
Speaker 5 (16:48):
Come on, anti American?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Want you root for such community?
Speaker 3 (16:53):
I think people who are all bent out of shape
about like her being on TV are losers.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
But I mean, if the Chiefs win and she's on
the field after the game, like people are gonna go out,
might as well be the American flag, Like, I don't
get it. He is America.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
There's a very plausible theory, I guess circulating that she's
a psyop designed to there we go Gardner election results.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Larry, do you care about Travis Kelcey and Taylor Swift?
Speaker 4 (17:20):
I'm not really. There's no chance he's proposing the super Bowl,
No way, zero chance. It's too early for.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Four months, it's not too early.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
It's not too early. Have kids get married, do it now?
It's worth a billion. Maybe it's not too early, but yeah,
no way, dude. My parents got married after six weeks
of courtship. That's it. That's all. It took four kids later.
Here I am. You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Are they still together?
Speaker 5 (17:42):
Hell? Yeah they are. It's like forty something years.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
But are they in love?
Speaker 7 (17:46):
No?
Speaker 3 (17:47):
I would have thought you would have busted up that
at some point.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
If any kid was going to break it up. It
was definitely me challenging one. Is it me?
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (17:56):
It was you, But Marv, But are your parents in
like shap Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Oh yeah, my mom knows how to cook like is.
Speaker 7 (18:03):
Way more important. I keep telling people like, oh, do
you do you love them? Just shut up? Do you
like them?
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Yeah? It's so simple. Just have a maternal industry instinct,
know how to cook, and that's it, and you're stayed
married forever.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
It's simple, that's it.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
As long as she has those things.
Speaker 7 (18:19):
Yes, what does he do?
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Eat?
Speaker 5 (18:23):
Sleep, go to work?
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Larry?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
How long you been married?
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Forty one years?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Okay? What are you in love or do you like
each other?
Speaker 4 (18:35):
I definitely like her. I definitely love her now both
And I said to my daughter Bridge a long time ago,
every man loves his wife. I like your mom, and
it's true. I enjoy spending time with her.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
I Yeah, I'm in love with the roommate for sure. No,
for real, I am, I am. We're meant to be together.
Can talk a lot of shit about her, don't get
me wrong. But from the first moment I saw I
told her I'm gonna marry her. We were like twenty
years old, and she got freaked out and ran away.
Speaker 7 (19:04):
That's amazing. Yeah, that was not the case with me.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
You do whatever you gotta do, woman. We're still getting married.
Speaker 7 (19:09):
Is she coming to Vegas?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Now? Hell?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
No?
Speaker 5 (19:11):
What the fuck's wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Mark?
Speaker 7 (19:12):
I my wife's coming. Is that a bad idea?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
They are a fool?
Speaker 7 (19:17):
I like her.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Vegas is not for likes.
Speaker 7 (19:20):
I like her.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
It's for loves.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
For twenty minute love and the over under on the
national anthem is Reba McIntyre, Over over, rebeloves herself ninety
and a half seconds over way over, speaking of genders. Okay,
it originally opened at eighty four and a half seconds.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
Wait, take whatever the over. I'll take the alternative over
for plus money.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
And it's ninety now and a half.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Okay, the average since two thousand for the anthem. You
guys want to guess, how long is minute?
Speaker 5 (19:55):
Ten? All?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Right?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Minute twenty?
Speaker 1 (20:00):
A minute?
Speaker 7 (20:00):
Fifteen?
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Yeah? Yeah, minute fifteen, so.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
She's fifteen seconds over the averages. She's gonna have to
hang that last note.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
I've seen reeb alive. I figure one hundred percent of
the room has not outside of me. No, she can belt,
she will sing her hearts out, all right, but it's
it's ninety seconds. So that's that's a that's really under
if the average is one fifteen, hit the hammer the
over hammery, just like I might actually listen to that
(20:33):
the coin to. That's the best edge I got Danny
with hammer heads hammer it.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Okay, every year tail, it's been tails a lot, so
we're due. Yeah, that's I Usually I'm always tails, but
I've I've been rethinking.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Anything else to add to this podcast. By the way,
shan Irvings podcast that's every Wednesday wherever you get your podcast.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
Yeah, we're doing it tonight.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
There's Larry with the door opening up.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
I don't believe. Well, you can hear me, Dan when
I get out of the car. It's I'm amazing, my
great cracks. You just ignore.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Anyway, Marvin just gave me something from the NBA Black
History Uh Black Voices. Well, thank Marvin.
Speaker 7 (21:14):
The tradition, unlike any.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Of the NBA makes sense.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Yeah, show me the NHL version.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
It's in Russia.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Like, that's not a stretch for the NBA to go.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
It's just gonna be kind. Do you imagine if they didn't,
if they were like what February who they're.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
They're the only brand silent.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
But then they make their teams play on MLK day.
Oh rude, might as well be Senator John McCain.
Speaker 8 (21:41):
In Memphis of all places, like Ore do it in
Memphis every year, and you're gonna play in Memphis, try.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
And go to a grocery store in Memphis and buy
Kooplater fried checking. Good freaking luck.
Speaker 7 (21:53):
I've never been to Memphis.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
The best food in the world. Go to North Barbecue,
North Side of Memphis, though, Marvin, some of the best
cookup you can get. Okay, I don't mean food. Wait, yeah,
he's off of Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
You know what I should have stopped. I should have
I shouldn't have asked if anybody had anything.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
You were really close.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
I was pretty close there.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
DP.
Speaker 7 (22:17):
If you think it's bad, now, wait until we're in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Bad.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Larry is get ready to go have lunch at Rays.
So Larry, thanks for joining us and we'll talk to
you next week.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
We have fun in Vegas, guys.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Okay, Larry will miss you, Larry, we will.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
It's bad.
Speaker 7 (22:36):
You.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Why do you have a problem with bad Larry. I
don't know, love Larry.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
He's not coming. It's just really a bush league ship bummer.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Okay, he ain't got a job.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
You mean you can't go to Vegas.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
I know that, but he's kind of attached like his
wife keeps a close close watch on it.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Yeah, he wouldn't be able to get there.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Larry doesn't do much, just letting you know.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Oh he didn't win, that's for damn sure.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
I know that.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Yeah. The one thing he did was gamble, right, wasn't that?
Speaker 5 (23:04):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Yes, and he does like Texas hold him. I think
one night a week. He takes money from doctors.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
And bridge on Tuesdays.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
No, No, he's just it's just it's just either Texas
hold him or he's picking games.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
That's all he does.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
And he drinks is a bud wicher.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
That's it, fish, that's it.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Yeah, yes, he'll he'll polish off twenty five good lord. Yeah,
he should be in Vegas doing that for the pod.
That's great content. It would be Larry's liver. Next second,
let's go, let's go. Yeah, uh okay, Well, thanks for
joining us and I hope you have a great weekend
and then we look forward to talking to you next
(23:47):
week from the Fountain Blue in Las Vegas for uh,
Marvin Shay and Irving Dylan, the graphics guy, Picture.
Speaker 5 (23:54):
De Ray, and of course bad Larry.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
I'm Dan Patrick.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
We'll talk to you next week
Speaker 2 (24:01):
To be from
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