April 4, 2024 • 25 mins
On today's episode we talk to Shea in Irving about going to the Masters for the first time ever and DP gives him advice on what to do when he's in Augusta, also the guys place bets after an awful performance last week. We also talk about the difference between a cult leader and a political figure. Enjoy
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
A podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love
of gambling.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And now joined by Bad Larry, Shay and Irving and
Dylan the graphics guy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick, all right.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
He starting lineup is here, Bad Larry joining us on
the phone. Shay and Irving is here with a fresh
new haircut. We got Dylan the graphics guy, Picture Deray
and Marvin also in the studio as well. Any reason
for the new haircut there?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Just let him know where I'm at, Danny, where are
you at? You know, in Fairfield County. Sometimes people get
too comfortable, and I got to remind him who the
hell I am and what I'm about. Okay, let the
flag fly? Okay, well what flag? You know the fact
that I'm not a conventional resident of Fairfield County and
(01:11):
if shit pops off, they're going to get their ass whooped.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
It's like the American flag boat with an X.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Wait when were you last in a fight.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
I got a fight in the Black Duck like six
months ago. Yeah, okay, Dylan, when's the last time you
were in a.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Fight, Probably like right after college? Okay, battle longer than
Shay the forty year old man.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Bat Larry, last time you were in a fight?
Speaker 6 (01:38):
Yeah, forty five years ago and nothing? Yeah, in the
last forty years for sure.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Was it a skirmish forty years ago or an actual fight?
Speaker 6 (01:49):
No brawl?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah it was it roadhouse like I mean were their
chair is thrown and.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
Yeah it was. It was a bad, bad fight. Just
shit happened forty years ago. There were no guns there
or no knives. You had to fight. You had to fight,
that's it.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yeah, there weren't guns and knives.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Forty might understand, Dylan, I'm sure doesn't.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Damn Wow Wow, Larry, I'll beat your fucking.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
I missed that crack.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yeah, is Larry.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Getting in an argument with your cardiologist doesn't count as.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
A speaking of missing crack.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Okay, So let me recap. Does anybody really care non
football here because you guys are not doing well? Well,
fucking March madness is for the birds, Danny, I'm remoked. Well,
Jay uh let's see, you lost five units, so you're
down twelve units. Dylan lost one and a half, you're
down seventeen and a half. Bad Larry lost five year
(02:53):
like this is it's embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Then it's a swing, a weekly swing.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, Danny long Ear, It's a swing and a miss
is what it is. Yeah, all right, well maybe we'll
do some football bets. Shaye just told us that he's
going to the Masters next next week.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Yes, okay, yeah, Wednesday, Thursday, going to the Masters. Have
you been there before? Never entered the lottery every year
the last I don't know, fifteen years, never got nothing.
Buddy's job. They sponsor some golfer who ain't even gonna
make it, but he got an extra ticket. Yeah, okay,
it's gonna be weird.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
That's huge.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
So you go to the practice round on Wednesday.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Yeah, and then we're flying out Thursday night late, so
we'll be there all day Thursday, and you know, I'm
probably gonna get some looks. I didn't think about the
Masters when I got the haircut. I probably would have waited.
I would wear a hat. Yeah, I think I'm gonna
wear that a big guys.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
There, Yeah, because for those of you that you're listening
to the podcast, how would you describe Shay's haircut there too.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
I mean, there's a bunch of ways you could describe it.
It sounds like he would have fit right in at
the Master's maybe one hundred and fifty years.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
They didn't have the Master's one hundred and fifty years.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Ninety years ago.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, yeah, it's that masters is Marvin likes to say. Yeah,
so Shae has got white walls, so the sides are
just shaved and then you have long hair.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
On top, yeah, slick back.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Yeah, some tattoos are visible as well. Yeah. I mean
it's a good crowd as far you know. I got
a pistol in the side of my head, so it's
a good crowd for that. A lot of NRA members there,
but i'd be yeah, I think they'll enjoy that and
appreciate it. But uh, i'd wear a hat. Yeah, I'm
not the normal spectators. One of these days we reveal
your identity. Yeah, let's go, Danny, I don't give a
(04:41):
shit anymore.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
You don't.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Let's rock and roll, man.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Okay, Well, now people can piece it together. There's gonna
be the guy with the gun tattoo.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yeah that's true.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yeah, yeah, i'd wear a hat.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Well, not only that Vegas it was the same ship.
People were like, go, hey, what's up show.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
It was like, oh, yeah, you look like shit. Thanks No, no,
I look like shade the same thing. What what mar Shaye?
Speaker 7 (05:03):
Did you ask DP for VIP treatment?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Yeah, Danny, what's up for the masters?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Oh you're on your own?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Thanks a lot.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
You could call Bill Gates. Huh what is any a
member of Augusta.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Who cares man like? I would talk to Bill Gates
after what he did to us, all turning the frogs
gay things like that.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Come on the florid thing.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Okay, so there's no special treatment. You're gonna get. The
membership gets special treatment. You're all you need to do
is you'll load up. Your beers. Don't cost you anything.
Your sandwiches don't cost you anything.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Like two bucks?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Right yeah, yeah, yeah, they don't price gounge you there.
Merchandise they might do that. You go into a huge tent.
It's just all merchandise. I gotta buy some ship. I
gotta buy something.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
You can mail it home from there, so you don't
even have to bring.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
In And are you in shape?
Speaker 4 (05:54):
What are you talking about like walking? Yeah, I can walk, Nanny, No,
I mean you're gonna be walking. There's it's hilly, you're
gonna walk along? Yeah, I can walk, Danny. You can
smoke on the Master's course? Can you bang heaters?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
All right?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
At least maybe?
Speaker 4 (06:08):
I don't know where would you throw the cigarette? I
guess because they probably arrest you if you put that
ship out on the grass. Yeah, they wouldn't like on site. Yeah,
portable ash tray. I can wear it on a fucking
wrist or something.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Bring a dip?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Uh bad, Larry, have you been to the Masters?
Speaker 6 (06:24):
I have not been to the Masters, but I hear
it's I hear it's unbelievable and Shay, yeah you're not.
Could be smoking on the grounds and everything I hear
is dirt cheap and definitely buy all your friends their ship.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
I wonder if that extends to, like, you know, the
party favors as far as price goes. Do they not
price gouge at the Master's Cocaine?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
They don't sell it on the grounds. A lot of bankers,
a lot of bankers at the Masters.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
I bet I could score at the Masters.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Yes, Ray, it says here you can smoke at Augusta
as a visitor.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Fuck yeah, Okay, they're gonna I'm gonna be so easy
to point out, Danny, you're gonna see me on TV.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Yeah, who's the guy flicked the cigarette butts in the bunker?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Actually there is an inside track for you. Condy Rice
is a member there, also a former graduate of the
Harvard of the West.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
So maybe I can reach out and be like, my
buddy's going to the Masters, what can you do for him?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Canny smoke there.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Chock full of warmongers and criminals. I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
All right, let me recap bad, Larry. That wasn't pretty
with college basketball. You've won two bets and then yeah
and then uh shay you uh you got Alabama right,
and you have Purdue winning March Madness. So those are
the things that were positive for you opening day. That
(07:49):
wasn't good either, not bad, not bad.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
I'm fine with that. Of course, the fucking you Darvish
game goes over for the full nine innings and the
Son of a Bitch was locked in for the first
three and a half.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Uh, Dylan, it's not good either.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Bums of money, and I mean we on the Arizone
I was going down at some point.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah, I fucking I told you they're the chargers of
college bounds.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Doesn't matter who the coach is at just every like.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
One of these days, right, they have to.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
All right, bad Larry is leading, which is not saying
anything with this group so bad. I'll let you start
out with your bedge, basketball and masters.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
Right, I understand we'll off next week. Yes, So I
just got three top twenty masters. I went on my
gambling site and they don't even have matchup. Shit, they
got to live some live tournament going on. It's all
I had action for. Okay, So I just had to
take some old favors and then I threw one of them.
So I want one union on Tom Kim Top twenty. Ray,
You're gonna have to yell out what my aunts are
(08:52):
because I had no idea.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
I have three guys, Tom Kim, Brooks Kopka, and Justin Thomas,
all top twenties.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Just one unity okay, yeah right.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
There are no lines out because it's early, but I'll
put them in when they come out. Did you see
where Justin Thomas he got rid of his Caddy bones MACI.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Yeah, bones is Gonezo saw that on the Twitter.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
I figured that was probably.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
I mean, that's kind of like the shitty team firing
their coach after a while, like it's not working out
for no particular reason.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, it might be the golfer I would think it.
I just cage a bad layer of your basketball picks.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Okay, First of all, how old is bones? He can't
walk the Masters anymore?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I think he was prepared to.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
That's yeah, no, bones, Bones is in good shape. I
mean he built like a marathon or.
Speaker 6 (09:45):
All right, two units. So those three bests were the
three Masters best were all one unit, and I won
two units on Yukon minus eleven, two.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Eleven and a half, eight eleven and a half, two.
Speaker 6 (09:59):
Years on Yukon minus eleven and a half, two units
on the NC State plus nine yep. Oh, you know,
throwing anything on top of that, okay, and then one
unit on under the Connecticut game at one sixty and
a half. Yep, okay. And then I want to since
we're not gonna do anything next week, Ray, if you
can get me a bet on Yukon versus Perdue in
(10:20):
the finals, like pick the final and then pick Yukon
as the winner. I'll take that. And then I want
in that game. I'm pretty confident Yukon is going to
be there. Just one unit on Yukon minus whatever the
spread is against Umi. But whoever they play.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Five and a half, five and a half versus Perdue.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
Okay, that's fine, all right, but I mean I still
want the Yukon bet if.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
No matter who they're playing, nanty State, right, okay, uh Shay,
you're up next.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Yeah. I got a Purdue lane nine against Larry's team.
That's all I got for basketball and baseball America's past time.
I got the Guardians now Guardians, not the other name.
The Guardians plus one thirty against the Twinkies. I got
my favorites minus one fifty against the Marlins. I got
(11:10):
the Chicago White Sox back in shayse Wheelhouse plus one
forty against the Rolls and the Mets laying one forty
against the t Gray's first game, not the second. Okay,
Texas opened, Danny.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
That's the Texas Valero Open. Howdy Howdy, howdy, San Antonio, Texas.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Right, you're not going to that instead of the Masters.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
No, I didn't get the I would be a lot
more welcome at the Valero Open.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
I believe that is true.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
That no one's arguing.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
There's several dudes that look like me at the Valerio.
They've all got conviction. Yes, yeah, I got Speed versus Rory,
worst golfer in the world head to head plus one thirty,
and then I got Speed top ten plus one twenty.
My hate for Rory extends to the Masters because I
got Colin Marikawa to plus four thousand odd, Zebra Jordan
(12:01):
speech plus twenty two hundred, can't lay plus twenty eight
hundred and Brooksy plus eighteen hundred.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Okay, that brings us to Dylan.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
Alrighty I got a Purdue lay in the nine against
NC State Alabama plus eleven and a half against Yukon
because they have to not They've covered ten straight tournament
games or something.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
They you know, they win every one by double duty.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Yeah, I know, So that has to stop at some point.
I'm probably gonna regret this.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
But and then uh Bama and Yukon under one sixteen
and a half, and then Women's Dan got Yukon plus
two and a half against Iowa.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Wow, fading the.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Public, Okay, okay, uh.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
And Masters, I mean there's no way you're going to
go sun Jam.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
It's funny you should mention that Dan I am going
some JM.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
Top ten, okay, yeah, giving him a little bit of
a Absolutely, he actually does play well.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Uh, of course he does.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
And everywhere else. Of course you love him. He's gonna win.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
That's what we got.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
Adam Hadwin top ten and Nick Taylor top ten the
Canucks plus eighteen hundred each or eight hundred.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Sorry, yeah, I good, try.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
Try to sneak that one. And Victor Hovelin to win
plus twenty five hundred.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Justin Thomas to win. New Man on the bag, that's great.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
He should be carrying his own clothes plus.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Twenty eight hundred. And then Shane Lowry has been playing
pretty good golf lately.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Top five, say fifty okay.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
And Formula oh where?
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Wucking sick of Formula one Australia.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
I lose all these bets.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
So how do they get how do they get the cars?
Did they put them on a ship to send him
over they?
Speaker 3 (13:43):
I mean they must, right, you can't like.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
I don't know any other way to get him over there?
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Some like military plane.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
I don't know. I guess like they actually a boat
or chip.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
I wonder if they like part them out and then
rebuild them.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
No, no way, no, no, I say they put him
ups or some ship DHL. Actually no, they have to
put them on on a boat. Has anybody ever done
a story on that? When they're loading them on and
then you get to see them and all the cars
are there together and talking to one another, you know,
late at night.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Yeah, who cares? I fucking hate f How is F
one more popular than Nascar? I don't get it. I mean,
Nascar is awesome, there's rex, there's fights, there's all kinds
of ship and F one is just a bunch of
fucking sexuals driving around beautiful people.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Tomato, Tomato.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
I don't know if they go for the race as
much as they go for the event.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Been to a NASCAR race, You go for the event.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I've been doing this.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
It's a frat house.
Speaker 7 (14:40):
Yeah, so is F one NASCAR, but just without the
Confederate flags.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
No, the lady, European racism, Trump's the South racism every
fucking day of the week. Go to Italy as a
black man and tell me how they treat you. It
is rude and inconsiderate.
Speaker 8 (14:55):
And yeah, have you met in a town that's exactly
you go down to the South and at least there's
like other shades of people you go to, like fucking
Italy and they stare at.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Yell, hey Shay.
Speaker 7 (15:09):
I met my wife who's an Italian, and so I
was like, hey, Summer family don't speak English. I was like, hey,
I'm gonna ease you tell me every Rachel this was
about to happen, I said, I triple dog dare you?
I said, boy, the anger from my ancestors is about
to come out. All of you better stop playing. Wow, hey, Marvin,
would you call me on?
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Marvin?
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Okay, you're the lady at the nails. On is like,
I do speak Vietnamese.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
By the way, anybody got any future bets on football?
I didn't know that. By the way, DraftKings proposed a
hypothetical if the Pistons played Connecticut. So the Pistons Mike
Greenberg said this on The mother Ship, where he said
that Connecticut I think could make the playoffs.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Okay, the NBA playoffs?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yeah, yes, yes, which is really silly.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
No chance.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Okay, Silly's a nice way to put it down.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
What do you think the line is? The hypothetical line
for the Pistons versus the Connecticut.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Husky Pistons minus eighteen.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
What do you think doing minus sixty?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Minus forty five?
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Fair?
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (16:23):
Yeah, Why don't they just settle this debate and have
them play each other like exhibition.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Gar Yeah, like when we played the Commis in hockey. Yeah,
like when the Flyers beat the shit out of those
unhuman bastards. Commis ain't real people, Danny, give them a helicopter.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Right, anybody have any anything else that they would like
to talk about. We will be off next week. We're
on vacation next week, so bad layer, you won't have
to join us interrupting your lunch.
Speaker 6 (16:51):
Right, I've already been to raise I'm going I'm sitting
in the car outside. I'm going back in round two.
I only had soup so far. And who are the
masters supposed.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
To be fabulous?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Are you? Are you having? How many beers do you
have at lunch?
Speaker 6 (17:06):
No? None? You don't have anything right next.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
To the bullship is right next door?
Speaker 6 (17:11):
But no, no, I don't. I told you we had
this conversation. I'm not an afternoon drinker.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Yeah, I just have eleven cokes at lunch. Way, Larry,
what kind of soup did you have tomato.
Speaker 6 (17:22):
I was cream and chicken with wild right, Okay, yeah,
thatt a Italian wedding. They were the only.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Two heavy soups and heavy beer.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
He was a ministru.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
But he's not drinking beer. Here's no chance he's making
it to a hunter though. He's just no, he's not.
We know that eating cream and drinking.
Speaker 6 (17:38):
But cut down the cokes, guys. I'm drinking water at lunch.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Okay, wow, a handful of water.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Yeah, but like New Jersey water is probably just.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Just trace him out to the cyanide in there.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
All right, Well, tell everybody at Raised that we settlelo Larry,
thank you and we'll talk to you.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
So fun.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
That's bad, Larry mad Larry owes us another visit here.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
It's been a while.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Yeah, he needs to come up, Yeah, but I don't.
He's to bring his sister in law too, with the xanax.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Yeah, to bring her.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Well, I don't know if he'd even remember the xantak.
We should force him to bring pills and smuggle him
across state lines for us, because him getting arrested for
that would be the funniest talk about content. Dah.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
But why do you want xanax in the afternoon.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
I got anxiety, Danny, look at me. I'm anxious.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
I got anxiety looking at you.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
We can just split them.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
I should bring some of the masters. Why for all
the anxiety, I'm gonna be getting pointed at and stared at.
I remember the last time I went.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Doesn't xanax put you to sleep again?
Speaker 4 (18:41):
It makes you forget everything too. So it's been great
for my life.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
So if you can arrest up, the mask.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
Needs to take it. Well, that's where I used to
rate it from. And then she cut off her prescription.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
So man, brash shocks. You don't have any fun in
your life anymore.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
No, you had a good run, though, I had a
really good run. I'll be back, Nanny, I'll be back.
This happens, This always happens. I'm on again, off again, ciclical. Yeah,
it's all a cycle.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Age sixty five to sixty six.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
I can't wait. Yeah, I'm going to be a degenerate.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
If you have another kid, though, I wish man, But
if you have another one, then all of a sudden
not going to be able to.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
Get after it. No, that didn't That's never stopped me.
Oh it didn't know.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
I don't think that was a fact.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Were you there when your.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Daughters were born? Yeah? Yes, the third one was born
during COVID. So they wouldn't let me leave the room
at all, which was incredible. So you couldn't go into
the room.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
I couldn't leave the room. The first two I could leave,
so I'd go to the cafeteria and East food to
stay there while the baby. Say the entire time, and
they made it was bullshit. It was somebody, you know,
the roommate's screaming in pain and they're telling me, hey,
your mask is down a little bit, and this saint
the fucking day lady, leave it alone. They wouldn't let
me go get a freaking snack from the concessions.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
It was bullshit. Nor Walk hospital sucks ass, by the way,
Why that's the worst? Why?
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Why why they couldn't stop you if you ran out?
What were they gonna do? Kick me out of the hospital. Okay,
you already saw the baby. No, this is before I
was like, let me get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
For a minute. You already had two though, right, exactly.
Believe me, watching them birth is boring. It's not like
the second kid that was born I brought like DVDs
and movies and like a blanket for me to relax
because the first one took like fucking half a day,
like I don't know, she couldn't figure it out. I
don't know why. It's it ain't complicated, just push. And
(20:35):
then the second one popped out like a fucking great
just boom gone, and I didn't have time to watch
any movies or do anything, and they sent us to
the stupid you know what do you call it a
titty ward where they milk them.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
I think it's called the titty war.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
The titty ward where they put the baby on the titty. Yeah,
and then you know, that was it. But it was
a great hospital, shout out to Chicago, Okaya. Had a
view of the lake, good food. One thing they wouldn't
let me do those stay in the room for the epidural.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Yeah yeah, yeah, they make you get up.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
You know why because if they miss and fucking paralyze
your wife, you can't testify in the fucking court case.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
That's what it is.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Yes, it's insurance, Like they don't want you to witness
some fucking jack hole shaking and fucking up your wife's
spinal cord because you can testify and say, by the way,
which would be the worst luck I'd ever have, because
you get no money because they don't you know, if
they're not working, what percentage of their income you're gonna
get from the insurance adjusters? Nothing? And then you got
to take care of a baby and a paralyzed wife. God,
(21:37):
what a nightmare.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
I didn't know that. That's why you're not allowed to
be it.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Yeah. I got kicked out of our birth in class
because I kept questioning the teacher and then I finally
figured it out and they asked me to leave.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Yeah, but if something happens with the epidural, then it
doesn't matter if you're there, they're gonna know that something
happened with the epidural.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Yeah, but if the guy's fucked up in some way,
or he slips or coughs or sneezes or whatever the fuck,
and then as it in if somebody can say, hey, look,
this is what happened. I'm a witness to this atrocity.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
But they probably don't want you to like the guy
to like come over and beat the ship out of
the doctor too, if something goes wrong, Like.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Yeah, it's insurance, man, it's insurance. They're getting the wow
they're always getting. I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Yeah, I did not know that breaking news over here.
Yeah I knew there was a reason why I wanted
to listen to this podcast, and now I found out
by the way Shay and Irving podcast wherever you get
your podcast?
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Uh, the detch end of the year, doing it tonight,
recording tonight. We got a lot of candidates popping up
on the Twitter. I keep getting weird news articles sent
to me that I got to read, so it's getting creepy.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
These are fans who send you.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Fans is a strong word, I would say, the commentariat.
They just like yelling at me.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Why.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
I guess I'm a divisive figure.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
You're polarizing.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Polarizing is the word I was looking for. I'm a
polarizing figure. People either love me or hate me.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Polarized people said Jim Jones was polarizing.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
TI what a leader? What a leader?
Speaker 3 (23:00):
You may have something going.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Talk about the power of think. You could persuade people
to drink kool aid?
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Yeah I could. No, you absolutely, I could persuade people
to do drugs, Danny. If I can do that, I
can pass some kool aid out.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Well, I don't. That's different. You're doing drugs is different
than here's kool aid. You're gonna kill yourself?
Speaker 4 (23:17):
No, no, no, you don't tell them you're gonna kill yourself.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
You don't think those people knew that they when they
were drinking the kool aid, they were gonna die.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
No, not at all of them. No, especially the kids.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
The kids might not have. Everyone else.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
The kids were just like whoa sugar?
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Yeah yeah, goddamn jungle.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Yeah they got kool aid.
Speaker 7 (23:35):
Yeah so everybody, So I Shay asked you to whear
white nikes, don't do it.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
Yeah, here's a bunch of barbiturates and fucking flavor iceed
go to town.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
That's a Tuesday night brother, did you say barbituates?
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Yeah? Okay, that's what they all took.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
I mean, top top cult leaders. He's up there for sure.
Koresh is up there too, obviously, Texas homegrown David Duke.
Maybe dude's not a cult leader, the political figure obviously.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Get Yeah, that one. I don't know. My friend, my
buddy was one of the.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Starters tattooing them.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Yeah, like a branding. He's branding working girls. Oh no,
a cult leader, I guess I.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
Mean, but he was also like he it was like
a listed as like a legitimate like there was a
legit business called Nexium, right that was attached to it
or I don't.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
Know, he's not in my tone.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Isn't that a drug like it in there?
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Yeah, there's like a like an allergy thing.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Oh yeah with I U M yeah yeah right, this
was like n X I yeah, nerd Okay, I.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Think we've done enough damage here, you think so? Yeah.
It's a shade Irving wherever you get your podcast, and
my thanks to Ray the producer, Dylan the graphics guy,
Bad Larry Shane Irving, and Marvin of course, who helps
run all the equipment here. We'll be off next week
and we'll come back with the Vengeance after that. Dan
Patrick takes a gap.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Hmm
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
A podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love
of gambling.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And now joined by Bad Larry, Shay and Irving and
Dylan the graphics guy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick, all right.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
He starting lineup is here, Bad Larry joining us on
the phone. Shay and Irving is here with a fresh
new haircut. We got Dylan the graphics guy, Picture Deray
and Marvin also in the studio as well. Any reason
for the new haircut there?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Just let him know where I'm at, Danny, where are
you at? You know, in Fairfield County. Sometimes people get
too comfortable, and I got to remind him who the
hell I am and what I'm about. Okay, let the
flag fly? Okay, well what flag? You know the fact
that I'm not a conventional resident of Fairfield County and
(01:11):
if shit pops off, they're going to get their ass whooped.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
It's like the American flag boat with an X.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Wait when were you last in a fight.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
I got a fight in the Black Duck like six
months ago. Yeah, okay, Dylan, when's the last time you
were in a.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Fight, Probably like right after college? Okay, battle longer than
Shay the forty year old man.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Bat Larry, last time you were in a fight?
Speaker 6 (01:38):
Yeah, forty five years ago and nothing? Yeah, in the
last forty years for sure.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Was it a skirmish forty years ago or an actual fight?
Speaker 6 (01:49):
No brawl?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah it was it roadhouse like I mean were their
chair is thrown and.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
Yeah it was. It was a bad, bad fight. Just
shit happened forty years ago. There were no guns there
or no knives. You had to fight. You had to fight,
that's it.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yeah, there weren't guns and knives.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Forty might understand, Dylan, I'm sure doesn't.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Damn Wow Wow, Larry, I'll beat your fucking.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
I missed that crack.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yeah, is Larry.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Getting in an argument with your cardiologist doesn't count as.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
A speaking of missing crack.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Okay, So let me recap. Does anybody really care non
football here because you guys are not doing well? Well,
fucking March madness is for the birds, Danny, I'm remoked. Well,
Jay uh let's see, you lost five units, so you're
down twelve units. Dylan lost one and a half, you're
down seventeen and a half. Bad Larry lost five year
(02:53):
like this is it's embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Then it's a swing, a weekly swing.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, Danny long Ear, It's a swing and a miss
is what it is. Yeah, all right, well maybe we'll
do some football bets. Shaye just told us that he's
going to the Masters next next week.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Yes, okay, yeah, Wednesday, Thursday, going to the Masters. Have
you been there before? Never entered the lottery every year
the last I don't know, fifteen years, never got nothing.
Buddy's job. They sponsor some golfer who ain't even gonna
make it, but he got an extra ticket. Yeah, okay,
it's gonna be weird.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
That's huge.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
So you go to the practice round on Wednesday.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Yeah, and then we're flying out Thursday night late, so
we'll be there all day Thursday, and you know, I'm
probably gonna get some looks. I didn't think about the
Masters when I got the haircut. I probably would have waited.
I would wear a hat. Yeah, I think I'm gonna
wear that a big guys.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
There, Yeah, because for those of you that you're listening
to the podcast, how would you describe Shay's haircut there too.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
I mean, there's a bunch of ways you could describe it.
It sounds like he would have fit right in at
the Master's maybe one hundred and fifty years.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
They didn't have the Master's one hundred and fifty years.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Ninety years ago.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, yeah, it's that masters is Marvin likes to say. Yeah,
so Shae has got white walls, so the sides are
just shaved and then you have long hair.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
On top, yeah, slick back.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Yeah, some tattoos are visible as well. Yeah. I mean
it's a good crowd as far you know. I got
a pistol in the side of my head, so it's
a good crowd for that. A lot of NRA members there,
but i'd be yeah, I think they'll enjoy that and
appreciate it. But uh, i'd wear a hat. Yeah, I'm
not the normal spectators. One of these days we reveal
your identity. Yeah, let's go, Danny, I don't give a
(04:41):
shit anymore.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
You don't.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Let's rock and roll, man.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Okay, Well, now people can piece it together. There's gonna
be the guy with the gun tattoo.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yeah that's true.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yeah, yeah, i'd wear a hat.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Well, not only that Vegas it was the same ship.
People were like, go, hey, what's up show.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
It was like, oh, yeah, you look like shit. Thanks No, no,
I look like shade the same thing. What what mar Shaye?
Speaker 7 (05:03):
Did you ask DP for VIP treatment?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Yeah, Danny, what's up for the masters?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Oh you're on your own?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Thanks a lot.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
You could call Bill Gates. Huh what is any a
member of Augusta.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Who cares man like? I would talk to Bill Gates
after what he did to us, all turning the frogs
gay things like that.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Come on the florid thing.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Okay, so there's no special treatment. You're gonna get. The
membership gets special treatment. You're all you need to do
is you'll load up. Your beers. Don't cost you anything.
Your sandwiches don't cost you anything.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Like two bucks?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Right yeah, yeah, yeah, they don't price gounge you there.
Merchandise they might do that. You go into a huge tent.
It's just all merchandise. I gotta buy some ship. I
gotta buy something.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
You can mail it home from there, so you don't
even have to bring.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
In And are you in shape?
Speaker 4 (05:54):
What are you talking about like walking? Yeah, I can walk, Nanny, No,
I mean you're gonna be walking. There's it's hilly, you're
gonna walk along? Yeah, I can walk, Danny. You can
smoke on the Master's course? Can you bang heaters?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
All right?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
At least maybe?
Speaker 4 (06:08):
I don't know where would you throw the cigarette? I
guess because they probably arrest you if you put that
ship out on the grass. Yeah, they wouldn't like on site. Yeah,
portable ash tray. I can wear it on a fucking
wrist or something.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Bring a dip?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Uh bad, Larry, have you been to the Masters?
Speaker 6 (06:24):
I have not been to the Masters, but I hear
it's I hear it's unbelievable and Shay, yeah you're not.
Could be smoking on the grounds and everything I hear
is dirt cheap and definitely buy all your friends their ship.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
I wonder if that extends to, like, you know, the
party favors as far as price goes. Do they not
price gouge at the Master's Cocaine?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
They don't sell it on the grounds. A lot of bankers,
a lot of bankers at the Masters.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
I bet I could score at the Masters.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Yes, Ray, it says here you can smoke at Augusta
as a visitor.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Fuck yeah, Okay, they're gonna I'm gonna be so easy
to point out, Danny, you're gonna see me on TV.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Yeah, who's the guy flicked the cigarette butts in the bunker?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Actually there is an inside track for you. Condy Rice
is a member there, also a former graduate of the
Harvard of the West.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
So maybe I can reach out and be like, my
buddy's going to the Masters, what can you do for him?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Canny smoke there.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Chock full of warmongers and criminals. I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
All right, let me recap bad, Larry. That wasn't pretty
with college basketball. You've won two bets and then yeah
and then uh shay you uh you got Alabama right,
and you have Purdue winning March Madness. So those are
the things that were positive for you opening day. That
(07:49):
wasn't good either, not bad, not bad.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
I'm fine with that. Of course, the fucking you Darvish
game goes over for the full nine innings and the
Son of a Bitch was locked in for the first
three and a half.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Uh, Dylan, it's not good either.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Bums of money, and I mean we on the Arizone
I was going down at some point.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah, I fucking I told you they're the chargers of
college bounds.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Doesn't matter who the coach is at just every like.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
One of these days, right, they have to.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
All right, bad Larry is leading, which is not saying
anything with this group so bad. I'll let you start
out with your bedge, basketball and masters.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
Right, I understand we'll off next week. Yes, So I
just got three top twenty masters. I went on my
gambling site and they don't even have matchup. Shit, they
got to live some live tournament going on. It's all
I had action for. Okay, So I just had to
take some old favors and then I threw one of them.
So I want one union on Tom Kim Top twenty. Ray,
You're gonna have to yell out what my aunts are
(08:52):
because I had no idea.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
I have three guys, Tom Kim, Brooks Kopka, and Justin Thomas,
all top twenties.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Just one unity okay, yeah right.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
There are no lines out because it's early, but I'll
put them in when they come out. Did you see
where Justin Thomas he got rid of his Caddy bones MACI.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Yeah, bones is Gonezo saw that on the Twitter.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
I figured that was probably.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
I mean, that's kind of like the shitty team firing
their coach after a while, like it's not working out
for no particular reason.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, it might be the golfer I would think it.
I just cage a bad layer of your basketball picks.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Okay, First of all, how old is bones? He can't
walk the Masters anymore?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I think he was prepared to.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
That's yeah, no, bones, Bones is in good shape. I
mean he built like a marathon or.
Speaker 6 (09:45):
All right, two units. So those three bests were the
three Masters best were all one unit, and I won
two units on Yukon minus eleven, two.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Eleven and a half, eight eleven and a half, two.
Speaker 6 (09:59):
Years on Yukon minus eleven and a half, two units
on the NC State plus nine yep. Oh, you know,
throwing anything on top of that, okay, and then one
unit on under the Connecticut game at one sixty and
a half. Yep, okay. And then I want to since
we're not gonna do anything next week, Ray, if you
can get me a bet on Yukon versus Perdue in
(10:20):
the finals, like pick the final and then pick Yukon
as the winner. I'll take that. And then I want
in that game. I'm pretty confident Yukon is going to
be there. Just one unit on Yukon minus whatever the
spread is against Umi. But whoever they play.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Five and a half, five and a half versus Perdue.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
Okay, that's fine, all right, but I mean I still
want the Yukon bet if.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
No matter who they're playing, nanty State, right, okay, uh Shay,
you're up next.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Yeah. I got a Purdue lane nine against Larry's team.
That's all I got for basketball and baseball America's past time.
I got the Guardians now Guardians, not the other name.
The Guardians plus one thirty against the Twinkies. I got
my favorites minus one fifty against the Marlins. I got
(11:10):
the Chicago White Sox back in shayse Wheelhouse plus one
forty against the Rolls and the Mets laying one forty
against the t Gray's first game, not the second. Okay,
Texas opened, Danny.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
That's the Texas Valero Open. Howdy Howdy, howdy, San Antonio, Texas.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Right, you're not going to that instead of the Masters.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
No, I didn't get the I would be a lot
more welcome at the Valero Open.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
I believe that is true.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
That no one's arguing.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
There's several dudes that look like me at the Valerio.
They've all got conviction. Yes, yeah, I got Speed versus Rory,
worst golfer in the world head to head plus one thirty,
and then I got Speed top ten plus one twenty.
My hate for Rory extends to the Masters because I
got Colin Marikawa to plus four thousand odd, Zebra Jordan
(12:01):
speech plus twenty two hundred, can't lay plus twenty eight
hundred and Brooksy plus eighteen hundred.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Okay, that brings us to Dylan.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
Alrighty I got a Purdue lay in the nine against
NC State Alabama plus eleven and a half against Yukon
because they have to not They've covered ten straight tournament
games or something.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
They you know, they win every one by double duty.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Yeah, I know, So that has to stop at some point.
I'm probably gonna regret this.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
But and then uh Bama and Yukon under one sixteen
and a half, and then Women's Dan got Yukon plus
two and a half against Iowa.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Wow, fading the.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Public, Okay, okay, uh.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
And Masters, I mean there's no way you're going to
go sun Jam.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
It's funny you should mention that Dan I am going
some JM.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
Top ten, okay, yeah, giving him a little bit of
a Absolutely, he actually does play well.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Uh, of course he does.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
And everywhere else. Of course you love him. He's gonna win.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
That's what we got.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
Adam Hadwin top ten and Nick Taylor top ten the
Canucks plus eighteen hundred each or eight hundred.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Sorry, yeah, I good, try.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
Try to sneak that one. And Victor Hovelin to win
plus twenty five hundred.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Justin Thomas to win. New Man on the bag, that's great.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
He should be carrying his own clothes plus.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Twenty eight hundred. And then Shane Lowry has been playing
pretty good golf lately.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Top five, say fifty okay.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
And Formula oh where?
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Wucking sick of Formula one Australia.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
I lose all these bets.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
So how do they get how do they get the cars?
Did they put them on a ship to send him
over they?
Speaker 3 (13:43):
I mean they must, right, you can't like.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
I don't know any other way to get him over there?
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Some like military plane.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
I don't know. I guess like they actually a boat
or chip.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
I wonder if they like part them out and then
rebuild them.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
No, no way, no, no, I say they put him
ups or some ship DHL. Actually no, they have to
put them on on a boat. Has anybody ever done
a story on that? When they're loading them on and
then you get to see them and all the cars
are there together and talking to one another, you know,
late at night.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Yeah, who cares? I fucking hate f How is F
one more popular than Nascar? I don't get it. I mean,
Nascar is awesome, there's rex, there's fights, there's all kinds
of ship and F one is just a bunch of
fucking sexuals driving around beautiful people.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Tomato, Tomato.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
I don't know if they go for the race as
much as they go for the event.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Been to a NASCAR race, You go for the event.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I've been doing this.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
It's a frat house.
Speaker 7 (14:40):
Yeah, so is F one NASCAR, but just without the
Confederate flags.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
No, the lady, European racism, Trump's the South racism every
fucking day of the week. Go to Italy as a
black man and tell me how they treat you. It
is rude and inconsiderate.
Speaker 8 (14:55):
And yeah, have you met in a town that's exactly
you go down to the South and at least there's
like other shades of people you go to, like fucking
Italy and they stare at.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Yell, hey Shay.
Speaker 7 (15:09):
I met my wife who's an Italian, and so I
was like, hey, Summer family don't speak English. I was like, hey,
I'm gonna ease you tell me every Rachel this was
about to happen, I said, I triple dog dare you?
I said, boy, the anger from my ancestors is about
to come out. All of you better stop playing. Wow, hey, Marvin,
would you call me on?
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Marvin?
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Okay, you're the lady at the nails. On is like,
I do speak Vietnamese.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
By the way, anybody got any future bets on football?
I didn't know that. By the way, DraftKings proposed a
hypothetical if the Pistons played Connecticut. So the Pistons Mike
Greenberg said this on The mother Ship, where he said
that Connecticut I think could make the playoffs.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Okay, the NBA playoffs?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yeah, yes, yes, which is really silly.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
No chance.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Okay, Silly's a nice way to put it down.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
What do you think the line is? The hypothetical line
for the Pistons versus the Connecticut.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Husky Pistons minus eighteen.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
What do you think doing minus sixty?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Minus forty five?
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Fair?
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (16:23):
Yeah, Why don't they just settle this debate and have
them play each other like exhibition.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Gar Yeah, like when we played the Commis in hockey. Yeah,
like when the Flyers beat the shit out of those
unhuman bastards. Commis ain't real people, Danny, give them a helicopter.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Right, anybody have any anything else that they would like
to talk about. We will be off next week. We're
on vacation next week, so bad layer, you won't have
to join us interrupting your lunch.
Speaker 6 (16:51):
Right, I've already been to raise I'm going I'm sitting
in the car outside. I'm going back in round two.
I only had soup so far. And who are the
masters supposed.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
To be fabulous?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Are you? Are you having? How many beers do you
have at lunch?
Speaker 6 (17:06):
No? None? You don't have anything right next.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
To the bullship is right next door?
Speaker 6 (17:11):
But no, no, I don't. I told you we had
this conversation. I'm not an afternoon drinker.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Yeah, I just have eleven cokes at lunch. Way, Larry,
what kind of soup did you have tomato.
Speaker 6 (17:22):
I was cream and chicken with wild right, Okay, yeah,
thatt a Italian wedding. They were the only.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Two heavy soups and heavy beer.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
He was a ministru.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
But he's not drinking beer. Here's no chance he's making
it to a hunter though. He's just no, he's not.
We know that eating cream and drinking.
Speaker 6 (17:38):
But cut down the cokes, guys. I'm drinking water at lunch.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Okay, wow, a handful of water.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Yeah, but like New Jersey water is probably just.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Just trace him out to the cyanide in there.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
All right, Well, tell everybody at Raised that we settlelo Larry,
thank you and we'll talk to you.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
So fun.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
That's bad, Larry mad Larry owes us another visit here.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
It's been a while.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Yeah, he needs to come up, Yeah, but I don't.
He's to bring his sister in law too, with the xanax.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Yeah, to bring her.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Well, I don't know if he'd even remember the xantak.
We should force him to bring pills and smuggle him
across state lines for us, because him getting arrested for
that would be the funniest talk about content. Dah.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
But why do you want xanax in the afternoon.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
I got anxiety, Danny, look at me. I'm anxious.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
I got anxiety looking at you.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
We can just split them.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
I should bring some of the masters. Why for all
the anxiety, I'm gonna be getting pointed at and stared at.
I remember the last time I went.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Doesn't xanax put you to sleep again?
Speaker 4 (18:41):
It makes you forget everything too. So it's been great
for my life.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
So if you can arrest up, the mask.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
Needs to take it. Well, that's where I used to
rate it from. And then she cut off her prescription.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
So man, brash shocks. You don't have any fun in
your life anymore.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
No, you had a good run, though, I had a
really good run. I'll be back, Nanny, I'll be back.
This happens, This always happens. I'm on again, off again, ciclical. Yeah,
it's all a cycle.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Age sixty five to sixty six.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
I can't wait. Yeah, I'm going to be a degenerate.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
If you have another kid, though, I wish man, But
if you have another one, then all of a sudden
not going to be able to.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
Get after it. No, that didn't That's never stopped me.
Oh it didn't know.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
I don't think that was a fact.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Were you there when your.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Daughters were born? Yeah? Yes, the third one was born
during COVID. So they wouldn't let me leave the room
at all, which was incredible. So you couldn't go into
the room.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
I couldn't leave the room. The first two I could leave,
so I'd go to the cafeteria and East food to
stay there while the baby. Say the entire time, and
they made it was bullshit. It was somebody, you know,
the roommate's screaming in pain and they're telling me, hey,
your mask is down a little bit, and this saint
the fucking day lady, leave it alone. They wouldn't let
me go get a freaking snack from the concessions.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
It was bullshit. Nor Walk hospital sucks ass, by the way,
Why that's the worst? Why?
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Why why they couldn't stop you if you ran out?
What were they gonna do? Kick me out of the hospital. Okay,
you already saw the baby. No, this is before I
was like, let me get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
For a minute. You already had two though, right, exactly.
Believe me, watching them birth is boring. It's not like
the second kid that was born I brought like DVDs
and movies and like a blanket for me to relax
because the first one took like fucking half a day,
like I don't know, she couldn't figure it out. I
don't know why. It's it ain't complicated, just push. And
(20:35):
then the second one popped out like a fucking great
just boom gone, and I didn't have time to watch
any movies or do anything, and they sent us to
the stupid you know what do you call it a
titty ward where they milk them.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
I think it's called the titty war.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
The titty ward where they put the baby on the titty. Yeah,
and then you know, that was it. But it was
a great hospital, shout out to Chicago, Okaya. Had a
view of the lake, good food. One thing they wouldn't
let me do those stay in the room for the epidural.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Yeah yeah, yeah, they make you get up.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
You know why because if they miss and fucking paralyze
your wife, you can't testify in the fucking court case.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
That's what it is.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Yes, it's insurance, Like they don't want you to witness
some fucking jack hole shaking and fucking up your wife's
spinal cord because you can testify and say, by the way,
which would be the worst luck I'd ever have, because
you get no money because they don't you know, if
they're not working, what percentage of their income you're gonna
get from the insurance adjusters? Nothing? And then you got
to take care of a baby and a paralyzed wife. God,
(21:37):
what a nightmare.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
I didn't know that. That's why you're not allowed to
be it.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Yeah. I got kicked out of our birth in class
because I kept questioning the teacher and then I finally
figured it out and they asked me to leave.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Yeah, but if something happens with the epidural, then it
doesn't matter if you're there, they're gonna know that something
happened with the epidural.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Yeah, but if the guy's fucked up in some way,
or he slips or coughs or sneezes or whatever the fuck,
and then as it in if somebody can say, hey, look,
this is what happened. I'm a witness to this atrocity.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
But they probably don't want you to like the guy
to like come over and beat the ship out of
the doctor too, if something goes wrong, Like.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Yeah, it's insurance, man, it's insurance. They're getting the wow
they're always getting. I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Yeah, I did not know that breaking news over here.
Yeah I knew there was a reason why I wanted
to listen to this podcast, and now I found out
by the way Shay and Irving podcast wherever you get
your podcast?
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Uh, the detch end of the year, doing it tonight,
recording tonight. We got a lot of candidates popping up
on the Twitter. I keep getting weird news articles sent
to me that I got to read, so it's getting creepy.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
These are fans who send you.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Fans is a strong word, I would say, the commentariat.
They just like yelling at me.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Why.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
I guess I'm a divisive figure.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
You're polarizing.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Polarizing is the word I was looking for. I'm a
polarizing figure. People either love me or hate me.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Polarized people said Jim Jones was polarizing.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
TI what a leader? What a leader?
Speaker 3 (23:00):
You may have something going.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Talk about the power of think. You could persuade people
to drink kool aid?
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Yeah I could. No, you absolutely, I could persuade people
to do drugs, Danny. If I can do that, I
can pass some kool aid out.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Well, I don't. That's different. You're doing drugs is different
than here's kool aid. You're gonna kill yourself?
Speaker 4 (23:17):
No, no, no, you don't tell them you're gonna kill yourself.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
You don't think those people knew that they when they
were drinking the kool aid, they were gonna die.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
No, not at all of them. No, especially the kids.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
The kids might not have. Everyone else.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
The kids were just like whoa sugar?
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Yeah yeah, goddamn jungle.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Yeah they got kool aid.
Speaker 7 (23:35):
Yeah so everybody, So I Shay asked you to whear
white nikes, don't do it.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
Yeah, here's a bunch of barbiturates and fucking flavor iceed
go to town.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
That's a Tuesday night brother, did you say barbituates?
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Yeah? Okay, that's what they all took.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
I mean, top top cult leaders. He's up there for sure.
Koresh is up there too, obviously, Texas homegrown David Duke.
Maybe dude's not a cult leader, the political figure obviously.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Get Yeah, that one. I don't know. My friend, my
buddy was one of the.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Starters tattooing them.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Yeah, like a branding. He's branding working girls. Oh no,
a cult leader, I guess I.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
Mean, but he was also like he it was like
a listed as like a legitimate like there was a
legit business called Nexium, right that was attached to it
or I don't.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
Know, he's not in my tone.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Isn't that a drug like it in there?
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Yeah, there's like a like an allergy thing.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Oh yeah with I U M yeah yeah right, this
was like n X I yeah, nerd Okay, I.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Think we've done enough damage here, you think so? Yeah.
It's a shade Irving wherever you get your podcast, and
my thanks to Ray the producer, Dylan the graphics guy,
Bad Larry Shane Irving, and Marvin of course, who helps
run all the equipment here. We'll be off next week
and we'll come back with the Vengeance after that. Dan
Patrick takes a gap.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Hmm
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