May 16, 2024 • 27 mins
On today's episode we ask whether or not Shea in Irving has extra kids running around Earth, also we delve into our bets which includes football since the NFL schedule has now been released plus we ask Bad Larry about his weekend plans plus much more. Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And now join my bad Larry, Shay and Irving and
Dylan the graphics guy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
This is how it starts. It's Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
You're starting a line up. Hi, bad Larry, Bad Larry
joining us from New Jersey, Dylan the graphics guys here,
and of course Shae in Irving not Shaye and Irving.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yeah that was weird.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Yeah, would you name a kid Irving?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I would? Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
I guess if you ever.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Had a son, Yeah, if my son ever comes back
to me, I mean, yeah, I gotta have one or
two out there. Do you think I do? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Yeah, it wasn't very cautious Danny growing Upjuana.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
If they're smart, there's extradition that bad Larry.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
How are you everything good?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Damn well? You had you had a good week last week.
You're up seven and a half units. Is that right?
Speaker 5 (01:22):
I I, Oh, my god, I don't know. I don't
have last week's picked in front of me.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Let me, I know I hit.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
I know I hit the Dallas Mavericks money line.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Back, Ray, Ray, you're the one that keeps track of
this as the producer. Bad Larry won one and a
half units last week.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Correct, Okay, I will give Larry his flowers up seven
and a half units in the off seasons. Actually pretty good,
quietly pretty good, especially when you compare it to other
things in your immediate vicinity.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Well, but the problem is he says he's really good
with football.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Yeah, well he wasn't. That's awful, good at all awful.
That's when I first met Larry. He would, you know,
tell me all the bets that he won. He never
told me the bets he lost.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Well, you told me like, you're like, like before I
met Bad Larry, You're like, my guy, Bad Larry's coming in.
He's a pretty sharp football better And I was like
this dipshit is.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Sharp.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
No, Larry is sharp. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Yeah, I think I dominated that first year. I had
a bad last year and I shorted Kansas City down
the stretch.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
You ran the table in golf for a little bit too. Actually,
like a stretch where he's just hitting all the golf bets.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Well, Shaye won six and a half units last week. Boom, bitch,
you're still down nine and a half. That ain't nothing.
Danny Dylan won two units. You're down minus twenty three.
That's something.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
That's a steep mountain.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah, I don't think you can climb out of that.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
I'm gonna have to start and throwing some barlays out.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yeah, golf parlay, how do you get out of the hole? Dan,
keep digging, just don't pull out? Whoa getting out of
a hole? That was my problem? Growing better than that?
I am not you are better than that?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
She said, no condom, no problem kids in.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Gam I'm allergic to latex.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Uh you're a lamb skinning guy, skin guy.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
For her pleasure.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
There is nothing about that is for her.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Got nothing to do with her. Okay. Uh Rory's divorce
is going to affect him at the PGA Championship. He's
going to play better. Yeah, Oh you think without that
albatross around his goddamn neck. Well he's uh, he won
last week. What did he do for Mother's Day? That's
my question? I don't think he did. He won a tournament,
that's what. I don't think.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
He was asked after he won. I think he was
asked about Mother's Day and he he didn't acknowledge his wife.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
It's like every divorced dad in America is playing golf on.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Mother yea, the Wells Fargo Championship.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I couldn't miss it, exactly. No, No, he's he won
his first tournament.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
It there.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Oh yeah, that was his that was first tour wineverug Inaugural.
I mean, I feel like that would actually help your plate,
Like if you're literally just thinking so much about something
completely unrelated to golf battle.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yeah, think about how much money you're losing, Yeah, like
on the golf course, thinking about how much he's gonna get. Yeah, well,
there's there's no way that helps your game.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
There's the rumor that he's gonna sign with Live for
what what do they offer? Eight hundred million dollars? Months
finalized the divorce, then signed the.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Duh. I don't know if everything that's been said that
you can now join.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
He's the one guy who like he would get Tiger,
can't Tiger?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah, they gave Tiger a hundred million just to say, hey,
thanks for your support. Unbelievable one hundred million, What a
sweet gig. I want to I want the over under
on his next wife. The age Tiger's Rory's tiger ain't
never getting married again, No way, no chance. Uh So
the over under for Rory's next wife, the age how
(05:05):
old Rory? Twenty seven? I'll go over there, you'll go,
I go. I would go under twenty eight and a half.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
Okay, yes, but wait, Shay, do you think Rory should
put another curse of monogamy around his finger?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
No? I think he will, though, I think one hundred
percent will he'll get married again. He strikes me as
he loves love exactly. He believes he's a northern man.
I don't know how Catholic they are.
Speaker 7 (05:26):
Yes, Ray, he's thirty five, so he's got time.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Oh yeah, he'll be forty, she'll be twenty eight. He'll
pop out a couple more.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Absolutely, And it's crazy that he's thirty five because like
how long, Like it feels like he's been on tour
for like thirty years?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
How long was he married? Seven years?
Speaker 4 (05:43):
And she worked for like golf?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
She did right? No, No, she worked for the PGA tour.
Awful combination, awful. You can't get away with shit. She's
working in the same place as your nightmare.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Bad Larry, Which NFL coach will be fired first in
twenty twenty four? I have the odds Robert Salah of
the Jets, Matt eber Flus of the Bears, Mike McCarthy
and Dallas Dennis Allen in New Orleans. Do you want
to pick one? Wager on one or we'll just move on.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
I would say definitely not the Dallas guy, the guy
in Chicago.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Matt eber Flus. What do you think I'll take Dennis
Allen right now? Plus seven hundred? Okay, all day? You do?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
I probably would do. They can't fire eber Flus with
after Kayleb Williams first year bad or good?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Right, Well, you would think it buys him a little
more time.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
At least two year, like freshman and sophomore year. If
it's still nothing's changed, then.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Let me look at the recap here, Bad Larry, anything
that stands out the.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Now just the Dallas money line. But yeah, I mean
the one year in the PST. There's nothing jumps off
the pack.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Uh, let's see, Shay, nothing what do you mean Danny
had a great time? Baseball domination, basketball domination, My Korean
finally came home. Colin Moore count Zerra domination plus three hundred,
Top twenty. I think he's from Berkeley. I don't think
(07:20):
he's Korean. Is he Norakala? No, he's Japanese. Okay, but
he's my Korean. He has a Korean. I have a Korean.
Well he is Sun Jam Yeah, the Korean, which actually Dan, Well, I.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Mean we'll get to that, but it's been a big,
big week for Korean.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yeah. Well sunjay Em and See Woo Kim. Yeah, you
had both of those.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Sun Jm finished third. I believe smoked the top ten.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
You lost your parlay her NBA parlays, which actually.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Do that that Caves Celtics game when the Caves are
thirty and a half point dogs and one out right,
Well that was spicy.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah, but it doesn't matter. All the games have to
win for a parlay.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
No, it was just you're making fun of bad Larry
not being sharp.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
No, I never said I was.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
That brings us to this week, Bad Larry. You got
some golf bets.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
I do have a couple, But did I get a
betting on Tiger not making a cut.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yes, yes you did.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
What were they? What are the odds on that? Uh?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Tiger missed the cut minus two hundred?
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Okay, that's fine. Okay, I don't know what he's doing,
but I just I'm in the stage where I like
rooting against tigers.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Are you sure that you don't know what Tiger's doing
right now?
Speaker 5 (08:35):
I don't know if you keeek offer or not yet?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Do you swear on your your wife?
Speaker 5 (08:40):
I swear, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Swear on your sister in law, somebody more exactly? All right?
Speaker 5 (08:48):
I have I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Okay, anyone might be plus one or even.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
Oh that's better than I would have expected him to be.
I hope he's on the first hole.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Uh, he's to play a lot of them. He's probably
on the back nine. He's got maybe four holes to play. Okay, So, uh, what's.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
You doesn't bode well for me?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
What are your golf bets?
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Okay, Corey Connor's top to the top twenties, just one
unit of each Cory Connors, justin, Thomas Rory, and Jordan Spieth,
then one unit to not make the cut on Tiger.
It looks like I'm gonna lose that, and then I
want basketball. I want over in Denver game tonight. That's
too over in the Knicks tomorrow night.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Denver over is a two to four and a.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Half okay, Knicks Tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Night over to sixteen, Okay.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
And then I want under on the OKCE Dallas game.
I think that's Saturday to ten. Okay. There there my picks,
one on each of them.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
All right, Shay, you're right well, America's pastime red Sox
laying one to eight against the Rays, Twinkies minus one
fifteen against the Yankees, and then PGA. Guess what I
got some parlays Danny, Yeah, and Speed is involved because
I'm a glutton for punishment. Top ten parlay hook him
brooksy Scheffler plus ten thirty five, Top twenty parlay Scheffler
(10:17):
and Hovelin plus one twenty eight. And then I got
outright winners my guy Ludwig, Bryson, Deshaw, Trt pulling my
Rakawa and Jordan's Speith. Those are all outrights. You know
that you don't do well betting on Jordan Speed. I
do awful. You have lost seven and a half units.
(10:37):
Be if I hit one of these. I think your
do do.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
You, Scott? He's a hook him guy too, Yeah, I know,
be a better bet.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
What else do you have? NFL futures, it's got fucking
go over unders, Danny, schedules are out. It's time to
get weird. Panthers under five and a half wins. That's
three units. I got the Bears under eight and a
half wins. I think that's fucking way too high. I
don't think is gonna be good at all. I don't.
I think it's gonna take a shit ton of sacks.
(11:11):
Cowboys under ten and a half, yes, Seahawks over seven
and a half.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
So if you're taking the under, I don't want you
calling up the show and then complaining when the Cowboys
don't do well.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
You know I'm gonna call the show. You expect them
to do poorly. I'm betting against them getting ten. The
team's gotten worse. It's gotten fucking worse. Okay, schedule's gotten harder.
How the fuck are they gonna win eleven games? Cry
though during this season when they don't do well, and
then you sound surprised, what is that? No, no, no, no, no,
that's not true. It's not that I'm surprised. It's surprised
that I'm falling for this shit over and over again.
(11:44):
I'm not surprised that I'm depressed and upset. I'm surprised
that I'm still in love, by the way, with your wife,
of course, the roommate. I'm talking about the Cowboys roommate. Yeah, sure,
who do you love more? Your wife? Oh fucking cowboy?
Oh man, the tennis wives are listen. They're so listening.
(12:06):
On your third glass of fucking dry shardon day, get
to work. I love the roommate more than anything. Danny. Wait,
why did you shake you? This was a fucking radio
program that got a twitch. Yeah. Yeah, one of these
days you're gonna be on camera. No man, yeah you are?
Oh man, yep, okay, so you have your futures. I'll
(12:28):
wear this day one. Is that your unibomber? Yeah, unibommer.
Classy Cowboys under ten and a half? Any other Seahawks
over seven and a half Byahuasca is under nine and
a half, and the Brownies over eight and a half.
And I bet on Week one football because too early.
Eagles laying one and a half against Green Bay at
(12:51):
ali Ens minus three against Pittsburgh. I think they're gonna
have a ship year. Two Saints laying four and a
half against the Panthers and the Niners five and a
half against the fight in Hiahuascas. I think that's gonna
be a fucking funny game. You're you're giving up five
and a half. I'm laying five and a half. Aarons
number is going to be seven, I don't I don't
think Aaron Rodgers is going to do a whole lot.
(13:11):
So it's conspiracy theories and depression. You see my Tucker
oh Man, must see TV. Dude, I heard about him.
It was great. It was great. He's like every boomer
on Facebook, like every single conspiracy theory. He's like, well, yeah, duh.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
He's like he's just like three years late to the
party at this.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
And he's telling me what a great guy Putin is, right.
I love it. Yeah, Well, I mean that guy does
have some good ideas. Voting doesn't matter.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
Who's having a better week, Aaron Rodgers or the kicker
from the Chiefs.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Oh, that guy rocks. Butker the man, the myth, the legend.
You kidding me? That was awesome. Women, you don't have
to work just have babies. If I was a woman,
let me tell you something. You want, ugly woman who
I'd be to not working, You would stay in the
kitchen and have no problem, absolutely be baking pies and ship,
(14:07):
taking the kids to soccer, whatever the hell be hanging out.
Damn it's good to be white. I've said this before
and I'll say it again. It's amazing. Goddamn it. It's great.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
It's been pretty fun so far.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
It's great. Been a good run, especially in Connecticut. This
look a different kind of white, like a Fairfield County white.
This is what.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Yeah, but apparently it's the basketball capital of the country now, so.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
It's also the only fans capital of the country. Do
you see that on the Twitter? Go to unusual whales
on the Twitter. That's not what you think, Marvin. It
says the largest number of only fans creators is in
and around the city of New Haven, Connecticut. No ship.
They're averaging four hundred and thirty eight bucks a month.
If you listening to Larry and and like, you know,
(14:56):
there's like three or four colleges there, you gotta figure
Larry doesn't know about only fans, sister lat Yeah, but yeah,
most creators ever, so I mean get out.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Like race like based on the ratio of like the population.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
I think it's total number. I mean to all the
single guys or something. Now what do you got? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (15:15):
Right, So this is from the New York Post. There's
two thy four hundred and sixty four accounts. According to
the Daily Mail, ninety seven percent of these accounts are
based in or around New Haven. Each medium income per
month four hundred and thirty dollars.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Look at that little extra scratch. We got some uh
you know, for the single guys, how about some research
and for guys who have a wife and three daughters.
There I'm talking about real. I would never Danny sign
up to see somebody's kiddies online, Like I could just
go google that. I don't Yeah, I don't get you
want to interact with him? Don't you're their hair? Do
(15:50):
you want to talk to them?
Speaker 4 (15:51):
You're a big direct message guy.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Yeah, all of this is foreign to bad Larry.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Like Larry's got a phone.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
I don't know what you guys are talking.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
I know I know that Dylan porn.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Larry started that.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Dylan, you're up my turn? Okay? Cool?
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Uh So for the PGA Championship I actually have the
x man Xander Shaffley to win plus twelve hundred. He's
looking good right now, which means it doesn't bode well
for Sunday. Colin Morikawa, I'm borrowing him again. Say top
to him for the minute plus two eighty and naturally,
I mean after his glorious third place finish at the
(16:32):
Wells Fargo last week. Dan, I got a roll with
Sung Jay m top ten plus six fifty little sauce
on those odds, uh and Matt Waller's top ten plus
twelve hundred and a hole in one on Saturday plus
one thousand, specifically on Saturday.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
So not Monday or or Thursday or Friday, when more
people will be in the field and more chances for
holding one the odds.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Gale old juice here after the cut, and I know
it all right.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
It spoke to me, where are we in the Formula
one circle?
Speaker 4 (17:03):
It's in Italia?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (17:06):
So I got Oscar Piastre podium finished plus three hundred.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Home field advantage is that? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Pea three?
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Yeah, I'm gonna say the real name.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
For Fernando Alonso podium finished plus twelve hundred and Sergio
Perez fastest lap plus eight fifteen. All right, NHL got
my Rangers money line tonight against the Hurricanes plus one forty.
Really scared that this is going to go to Game
seven though, after being up three zip and then Panthers
puckline minus one and a half against the Bruins tomorrow.
(17:38):
That's plus one eighty. And like my esteemed colleague over here,
I also have the Twins, which I think is about
to kick off in about thirty minutes against the Yankees
minus one.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Well, Aaron, Aaron Judge had a big night laws Yeah, yeah,
all extra base, extra base hits. Had it hit a
bomb too? I mean he hit like a four hundred
and sixty foot home.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
That's a that's a long time rundown.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Yes, it is, uh bat Larry, anything that you would
like to add? Anything coming up this weekend.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
This weekend? Yeah, I don't think so. I can't come
up this weekend.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
I want to take No. No, I didn't. I didn't
invite you. I said, is there anything going on this weekend?
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Anything I have planned this weekend? No, Larry, I haven't
been I haven't been told what we're going to do
this weekend.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Yet. It's got to be a Regatta somewhere.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
I'm thinking maybe AC but I'm not sure Borgatta.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I got a couple soccer tournaments Danny for the kids,
and we've been warned. This is our fourth warning for
the parents on the sideline for being too loud and
uh ruckus. So we might be getting kicked off the
field this Saturday and Sunday.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
That's kind of ideal though, right, I'm excited to hang
around if Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
No, I like watching soccer, like the eldest kid soccer.
She's decent at it, but the team's fucking nuts. So
it's like a party every time, and people drink out
their booze. But you don't, No, not me, you don't drink. No.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
But it's organic psychotic, just.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Just shady and bipolar and crazy like synthetic. No, I
just don't take my antipsychotics in the morning. And then
are you bipolar? Yeah? Why are you just telling me? Then?
Now I'm gonna lead with that. I don't well a
long time. Yeah, I'm bipolar ship man. Yeah, oh yeah,
I'm on anti psychotics and whatnot. The problem is when
(19:28):
I drink heavily, the anti psychotics don't work. So we'll
have episodes and I'll just go on a three day
run and just not go home. That's what happened a
lot growing up. But you didn't that. You don't drink anymore, right,
and now the meds work. So how do you get
like altered high? I don't right now? No, I know,
(19:50):
I took a time out from all that shit. It's
called life. Then. Yeah, okay, it's good high for this show.
But I haven't known you sober. I was sober. No,
you haven't. I don't remember that. I don't.
Speaker 7 (20:05):
Yes, Ray America Americanmedical dot Org says it's safest to
avoid drinking and all possibilities on antipsychotics.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yeah, cocaine too. If you keep reading, they're like, no,
you can't do it. That enhances the mad the mania,
which is cool.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
Yeah, I buy that.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Okay, I think we've done enough damage. Shane and Irving
the podcast. Shae sent me a picture of a dish
that his wife made. Yeah, chioppino. It was good as ship.
It looked good. It was awesome. I do like, Yeah,
when are you coming on the show, Danny? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
Why are you gonna over some chiopino?
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Dan? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:41):
I need to come over. You have to but nobody
drinks there. Oh no, she drinks.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Oh she does. Oh yeah, she'll have good wine for you.
So you're drinking for two great tequila. You think we're
gonna chop it up a little bit, you're life and
me hope not. I mean she'll be say hi and
all that other ship. We're gonna have dinner. So she's
gonna be there. But is she gonna be flirty? No,
like cute. She'll probably try and talk shit about me.
She'll be cute, okay, like, oh yeah, he's such an idiot. Here,
(21:09):
have another glass of wine, Danny, all that crap. The
kids will be like, hi, whatever, we don't care about
anything except fucking iPads. Okay, that's it. And then we
just sit down and break bread. And then yeah, the
dog will be there, a couple of chickens. I'll show
you the gun closet, you know, stuff like that. That'll
be good. Yeah. I was watching Raising Arizona, great one,
(21:31):
and I see mannerisms with you and John Goodman fair
that's fair.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Yeah, even right there with you know, the head tail,
he'd be like, Hi, he's a good dude.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
And John Candy more like al right.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Now he's he's more like John Goodman, what a sneaky
great movie.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
That movie's great.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
It's still you can still watch that. It's unbelievable any
day love thate how funny. Then that's an old movie
eighties right, Yeah, yeah. I remember going to the theater
first time, and usually you get like the credits that
come up, or you get like something. It just starts,
Oh really, and then you're like ten minutes in and
then all of a sudden is.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
I don't remember it's I got a cold open shit. Yes,
And my wife and I were like, we had never
seen anything like that where the movie starts and you
don't know that the movie started ten minutes in. Then they,
you know, have the thing that comes up says Raising Arizona,
great movie, bad lair. Have you seen Raising Arizona.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
I've never seen it. I'm interested now though.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
It's it's great. And you have the guy who was
in the ring when Howard Cosell said he was not
going to call any more boxing fights because he was
watching this guy fight. Now you know Randall techs con
ah yas Randall techs Cob plays the bad guy villain,
(23:01):
but he's also trying to track down who stole who
stole the baby.
Speaker 7 (23:06):
It is great, yes, Ray Well, speaking of TV shows
and such, did you see that Netflix paid fifty million
for the Jerry Jones.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
That's gonna be so stupid. That's gonna be just another
fluff piece like it was with a fucking Patriots bullshit.
That's it. I guarantee you the Patriots they piled on
Bill Belichick. Jerry Jones is gonna have full editorial control
of this fucking yeah. But Belichick didn't, No Craft did exactly,
not Jerry's Jerry. Yeah, Jerry's gonna have it over everybody.
(23:35):
God knows what he's gonna say about Jimmy and this ship.
Could it reignite their feud, absolutely, because they just got
better again. But I think it got better only because
Jimmy was like, uh, I'm just I.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Don't care anymore. Yeah, you're I'm in the Hall of Fame.
Maybe I'll get in the Ring of Honor. It's like
so so petty, God, gonna be so so petty, DP.
Speaker 6 (24:01):
I ask you this, even on the show, is the
Jerry Jimmy Cowboys just like the Shaq and Kobe Lakers
where they won, but it's like, damn, they could have
won another three.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Well, they could have won another one for sure. Barry
fucking sweats Heir coach like an idiot. I could have
coached that team to a fucking rank break at r
Shane Irving wherever you get your podcast, one of these days,
I'll be on it. On a Wednesday, We'll go fishing.
I don't want to make a full day of it. No,
what do you mean the fisher right there, it's in
the pond at the house.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
How about we ease into our relationship there. You know,
I'm gonna meet the kids, and I'm going to meet
your wife, and we're gonna chat a little bit. We're
gonna drink it up a little bit. We're gonna just
kind of be friendly.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
She's gonna watch.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Look, I could get stone, Danny could get into the
drug drawer, maybe take some Xanax. No, I'll be all right,
I'll just take my of that. Wh What do you
mean I have no interest in it? You know I
would just like, you've never gone drugs, You're not interested in? Ever?
(25:11):
Have I done drugs? I'm not interested in That feels
like a trick question.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
I've done a lot of drugs, said pretty much all
of them.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
At least the next.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Time Hall of Fame sportscaster. I can't go into anything
like that.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Yeah, it's anything that's right. Yeah, neither could I. Especially
we start showing my face. I gotta start churching up.
Say it was a different person. That's what I'm gonna say.
I'm going to change everything and be like, oh I
am Shay from Irving. It'll be good. I think you
need to change your name.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
Yeah, you're pretty dead to right.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
You need to be Irving from Shad.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Bad Larry, have a wonderful weekend, even though you don't
know what you're doing this weekend. But uh, thanks for
joining us.
Speaker 5 (25:54):
Appreciate raining down here. I'm heading over to raise obviously
for my loans right now. Yeah, and we'll get it
going about three thirty four o'clock this afternoon.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
What does that mean? You say you don't day drink.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
Well, that's three thirty or four is not today?
Speaker 4 (26:07):
I actually I have to agree with that.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
And and he's off today. I mean I don't day
drink when she's working, but she's off today, so we'll
we'll day drink together, like three thirty four, I'm happy hour,
little I don't know what.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
And and your sister in law. She's gonna be with
you probably.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
She lives the next town away. Yeah, we're gonna go wherever.
We'll pick up the spot and I'll go pick her
up and we'll go out.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Yeah, Hampton's in. Yeah, Joe, Yeah, we will chat next week.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
All right.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
That's Larry joining us from Jersey, and uh Dylan the
graphics guy, Marvin running all the equipment here, and of
course Shae in Irving, not Shaye and Irving.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
We'll talk to you next week. Have a great weekend.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
M from
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And now join my bad Larry, Shay and Irving and
Dylan the graphics guy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
This is how it starts. It's Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
You're starting a line up. Hi, bad Larry, Bad Larry
joining us from New Jersey, Dylan the graphics guys here,
and of course Shae in Irving not Shaye and Irving.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yeah that was weird.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Yeah, would you name a kid Irving?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I would? Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
I guess if you ever.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Had a son, Yeah, if my son ever comes back
to me, I mean, yeah, I gotta have one or
two out there. Do you think I do? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Yeah, it wasn't very cautious Danny growing Upjuana.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
If they're smart, there's extradition that bad Larry.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
How are you everything good?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Damn well? You had you had a good week last week.
You're up seven and a half units. Is that right?
Speaker 5 (01:22):
I I, Oh, my god, I don't know. I don't
have last week's picked in front of me.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Let me, I know I hit.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
I know I hit the Dallas Mavericks money line.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Back, Ray, Ray, you're the one that keeps track of
this as the producer. Bad Larry won one and a
half units last week.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Correct, Okay, I will give Larry his flowers up seven
and a half units in the off seasons. Actually pretty good,
quietly pretty good, especially when you compare it to other
things in your immediate vicinity.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Well, but the problem is he says he's really good
with football.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Yeah, well he wasn't. That's awful, good at all awful.
That's when I first met Larry. He would, you know,
tell me all the bets that he won. He never
told me the bets he lost.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Well, you told me like, you're like, like before I
met Bad Larry, You're like, my guy, Bad Larry's coming in.
He's a pretty sharp football better And I was like
this dipshit is.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Sharp.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
No, Larry is sharp. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Yeah, I think I dominated that first year. I had
a bad last year and I shorted Kansas City down
the stretch.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
You ran the table in golf for a little bit too. Actually,
like a stretch where he's just hitting all the golf bets.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Well, Shaye won six and a half units last week. Boom, bitch,
you're still down nine and a half. That ain't nothing.
Danny Dylan won two units. You're down minus twenty three.
That's something.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
That's a steep mountain.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah, I don't think you can climb out of that.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
I'm gonna have to start and throwing some barlays out.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yeah, golf parlay, how do you get out of the hole? Dan,
keep digging, just don't pull out? Whoa getting out of
a hole? That was my problem? Growing better than that?
I am not you are better than that?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
She said, no condom, no problem kids in.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Gam I'm allergic to latex.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Uh you're a lamb skinning guy, skin guy.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
For her pleasure.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
There is nothing about that is for her.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Got nothing to do with her. Okay. Uh Rory's divorce
is going to affect him at the PGA Championship. He's
going to play better. Yeah, Oh you think without that
albatross around his goddamn neck. Well he's uh, he won
last week. What did he do for Mother's Day? That's
my question? I don't think he did. He won a tournament,
that's what. I don't think.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
He was asked after he won. I think he was
asked about Mother's Day and he he didn't acknowledge his wife.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
It's like every divorced dad in America is playing golf on.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Mother yea, the Wells Fargo Championship.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I couldn't miss it, exactly. No, No, he's he won
his first tournament.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
It there.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Oh yeah, that was his that was first tour wineverug Inaugural.
I mean, I feel like that would actually help your plate,
Like if you're literally just thinking so much about something
completely unrelated to golf battle.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yeah, think about how much money you're losing, Yeah, like
on the golf course, thinking about how much he's gonna get. Yeah, well,
there's there's no way that helps your game.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
There's the rumor that he's gonna sign with Live for
what what do they offer? Eight hundred million dollars? Months
finalized the divorce, then signed the.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Duh. I don't know if everything that's been said that
you can now join.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
He's the one guy who like he would get Tiger,
can't Tiger?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah, they gave Tiger a hundred million just to say, hey,
thanks for your support. Unbelievable one hundred million, What a
sweet gig. I want to I want the over under
on his next wife. The age Tiger's Rory's tiger ain't
never getting married again, No way, no chance. Uh So
the over under for Rory's next wife, the age how
(05:05):
old Rory? Twenty seven? I'll go over there, you'll go,
I go. I would go under twenty eight and a half.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
Okay, yes, but wait, Shay, do you think Rory should
put another curse of monogamy around his finger?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
No? I think he will, though, I think one hundred
percent will he'll get married again. He strikes me as
he loves love exactly. He believes he's a northern man.
I don't know how Catholic they are.
Speaker 7 (05:26):
Yes, Ray, he's thirty five, so he's got time.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Oh yeah, he'll be forty, she'll be twenty eight. He'll
pop out a couple more.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Absolutely, And it's crazy that he's thirty five because like
how long, Like it feels like he's been on tour
for like thirty years?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
How long was he married? Seven years?
Speaker 4 (05:43):
And she worked for like golf?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
She did right? No, No, she worked for the PGA tour.
Awful combination, awful. You can't get away with shit. She's
working in the same place as your nightmare.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Bad Larry, Which NFL coach will be fired first in
twenty twenty four? I have the odds Robert Salah of
the Jets, Matt eber Flus of the Bears, Mike McCarthy
and Dallas Dennis Allen in New Orleans. Do you want
to pick one? Wager on one or we'll just move on.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
I would say definitely not the Dallas guy, the guy
in Chicago.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Matt eber Flus. What do you think I'll take Dennis
Allen right now? Plus seven hundred? Okay, all day? You do?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
I probably would do. They can't fire eber Flus with
after Kayleb Williams first year bad or good?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Right, Well, you would think it buys him a little
more time.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
At least two year, like freshman and sophomore year. If
it's still nothing's changed, then.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Let me look at the recap here, Bad Larry, anything
that stands out the.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Now just the Dallas money line. But yeah, I mean
the one year in the PST. There's nothing jumps off
the pack.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Uh, let's see, Shay, nothing what do you mean Danny
had a great time? Baseball domination, basketball domination, My Korean
finally came home. Colin Moore count Zerra domination plus three hundred,
Top twenty. I think he's from Berkeley. I don't think
(07:20):
he's Korean. Is he Norakala? No, he's Japanese. Okay, but
he's my Korean. He has a Korean. I have a Korean.
Well he is Sun Jam Yeah, the Korean, which actually Dan, Well, I.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Mean we'll get to that, but it's been a big,
big week for Korean.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yeah. Well sunjay Em and See Woo Kim. Yeah, you
had both of those.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Sun Jm finished third. I believe smoked the top ten.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
You lost your parlay her NBA parlays, which actually.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Do that that Caves Celtics game when the Caves are
thirty and a half point dogs and one out right,
Well that was spicy.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah, but it doesn't matter. All the games have to
win for a parlay.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
No, it was just you're making fun of bad Larry
not being sharp.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
No, I never said I was.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
That brings us to this week, Bad Larry. You got
some golf bets.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
I do have a couple, But did I get a
betting on Tiger not making a cut.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yes, yes you did.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
What were they? What are the odds on that? Uh?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Tiger missed the cut minus two hundred?
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Okay, that's fine. Okay, I don't know what he's doing,
but I just I'm in the stage where I like
rooting against tigers.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Are you sure that you don't know what Tiger's doing
right now?
Speaker 5 (08:35):
I don't know if you keeek offer or not yet?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Do you swear on your your wife?
Speaker 5 (08:40):
I swear, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Swear on your sister in law, somebody more exactly? All right?
Speaker 5 (08:48):
I have I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Okay, anyone might be plus one or even.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
Oh that's better than I would have expected him to be.
I hope he's on the first hole.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Uh, he's to play a lot of them. He's probably
on the back nine. He's got maybe four holes to play. Okay, So, uh, what's.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
You doesn't bode well for me?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
What are your golf bets?
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Okay, Corey Connor's top to the top twenties, just one
unit of each Cory Connors, justin, Thomas Rory, and Jordan Spieth,
then one unit to not make the cut on Tiger.
It looks like I'm gonna lose that, and then I
want basketball. I want over in Denver game tonight. That's
too over in the Knicks tomorrow night.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Denver over is a two to four and a.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Half okay, Knicks Tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Night over to sixteen, Okay.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
And then I want under on the OKCE Dallas game.
I think that's Saturday to ten. Okay. There there my picks,
one on each of them.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
All right, Shay, you're right well, America's pastime red Sox
laying one to eight against the Rays, Twinkies minus one
fifteen against the Yankees, and then PGA. Guess what I
got some parlays Danny, Yeah, and Speed is involved because
I'm a glutton for punishment. Top ten parlay hook him
brooksy Scheffler plus ten thirty five, Top twenty parlay Scheffler
(10:17):
and Hovelin plus one twenty eight. And then I got
outright winners my guy Ludwig, Bryson, Deshaw, Trt pulling my
Rakawa and Jordan's Speith. Those are all outrights. You know
that you don't do well betting on Jordan Speed. I
do awful. You have lost seven and a half units.
(10:37):
Be if I hit one of these. I think your
do do.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
You, Scott? He's a hook him guy too, Yeah, I know,
be a better bet.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
What else do you have? NFL futures, it's got fucking
go over unders, Danny, schedules are out. It's time to
get weird. Panthers under five and a half wins. That's
three units. I got the Bears under eight and a
half wins. I think that's fucking way too high. I
don't think is gonna be good at all. I don't.
I think it's gonna take a shit ton of sacks.
(11:11):
Cowboys under ten and a half, yes, Seahawks over seven
and a half.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
So if you're taking the under, I don't want you
calling up the show and then complaining when the Cowboys
don't do well.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
You know I'm gonna call the show. You expect them
to do poorly. I'm betting against them getting ten. The
team's gotten worse. It's gotten fucking worse. Okay, schedule's gotten harder.
How the fuck are they gonna win eleven games? Cry
though during this season when they don't do well, and
then you sound surprised, what is that? No, no, no, no, no,
that's not true. It's not that I'm surprised. It's surprised
that I'm falling for this shit over and over again.
(11:44):
I'm not surprised that I'm depressed and upset. I'm surprised
that I'm still in love, by the way, with your wife,
of course, the roommate. I'm talking about the Cowboys roommate. Yeah, sure,
who do you love more? Your wife? Oh fucking cowboy?
Oh man, the tennis wives are listen. They're so listening.
(12:06):
On your third glass of fucking dry shardon day, get
to work. I love the roommate more than anything. Danny. Wait,
why did you shake you? This was a fucking radio
program that got a twitch. Yeah. Yeah, one of these
days you're gonna be on camera. No man, yeah you are?
Oh man, yep, okay, so you have your futures. I'll
(12:28):
wear this day one. Is that your unibomber? Yeah, unibommer.
Classy Cowboys under ten and a half? Any other Seahawks
over seven and a half Byahuasca is under nine and
a half, and the Brownies over eight and a half.
And I bet on Week one football because too early.
Eagles laying one and a half against Green Bay at
(12:51):
ali Ens minus three against Pittsburgh. I think they're gonna
have a ship year. Two Saints laying four and a
half against the Panthers and the Niners five and a
half against the fight in Hiahuascas. I think that's gonna
be a fucking funny game. You're you're giving up five
and a half. I'm laying five and a half. Aarons
number is going to be seven, I don't I don't
think Aaron Rodgers is going to do a whole lot.
(13:11):
So it's conspiracy theories and depression. You see my Tucker
oh Man, must see TV. Dude, I heard about him.
It was great. It was great. He's like every boomer
on Facebook, like every single conspiracy theory. He's like, well, yeah, duh.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
He's like he's just like three years late to the
party at this.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
And he's telling me what a great guy Putin is, right.
I love it. Yeah, Well, I mean that guy does
have some good ideas. Voting doesn't matter.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
Who's having a better week, Aaron Rodgers or the kicker
from the Chiefs.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Oh, that guy rocks. Butker the man, the myth, the legend.
You kidding me? That was awesome. Women, you don't have
to work just have babies. If I was a woman,
let me tell you something. You want, ugly woman who
I'd be to not working, You would stay in the
kitchen and have no problem, absolutely be baking pies and ship,
(14:07):
taking the kids to soccer, whatever the hell be hanging out.
Damn it's good to be white. I've said this before
and I'll say it again. It's amazing. Goddamn it. It's great.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
It's been pretty fun so far.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
It's great. Been a good run, especially in Connecticut. This
look a different kind of white, like a Fairfield County white.
This is what.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Yeah, but apparently it's the basketball capital of the country now, so.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
It's also the only fans capital of the country. Do
you see that on the Twitter? Go to unusual whales
on the Twitter. That's not what you think, Marvin. It
says the largest number of only fans creators is in
and around the city of New Haven, Connecticut. No ship.
They're averaging four hundred and thirty eight bucks a month.
If you listening to Larry and and like, you know,
(14:56):
there's like three or four colleges there, you gotta figure
Larry doesn't know about only fans, sister lat Yeah, but yeah,
most creators ever, so I mean get out.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Like race like based on the ratio of like the population.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
I think it's total number. I mean to all the
single guys or something. Now what do you got? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (15:15):
Right, So this is from the New York Post. There's
two thy four hundred and sixty four accounts. According to
the Daily Mail, ninety seven percent of these accounts are
based in or around New Haven. Each medium income per
month four hundred and thirty dollars.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Look at that little extra scratch. We got some uh
you know, for the single guys, how about some research
and for guys who have a wife and three daughters.
There I'm talking about real. I would never Danny sign
up to see somebody's kiddies online, Like I could just
go google that. I don't Yeah, I don't get you
want to interact with him? Don't you're their hair? Do
(15:50):
you want to talk to them?
Speaker 4 (15:51):
You're a big direct message guy.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Yeah, all of this is foreign to bad Larry.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Like Larry's got a phone.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
I don't know what you guys are talking.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
I know I know that Dylan porn.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Larry started that.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Dylan, you're up my turn? Okay? Cool?
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Uh So for the PGA Championship I actually have the
x man Xander Shaffley to win plus twelve hundred. He's
looking good right now, which means it doesn't bode well
for Sunday. Colin Morikawa, I'm borrowing him again. Say top
to him for the minute plus two eighty and naturally,
I mean after his glorious third place finish at the
(16:32):
Wells Fargo last week. Dan, I got a roll with
Sung Jay m top ten plus six fifty little sauce
on those odds, uh and Matt Waller's top ten plus
twelve hundred and a hole in one on Saturday plus
one thousand, specifically on Saturday.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
So not Monday or or Thursday or Friday, when more
people will be in the field and more chances for
holding one the odds.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Gale old juice here after the cut, and I know
it all right.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
It spoke to me, where are we in the Formula
one circle?
Speaker 4 (17:03):
It's in Italia?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (17:06):
So I got Oscar Piastre podium finished plus three hundred.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Home field advantage is that? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Pea three?
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Yeah, I'm gonna say the real name.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
For Fernando Alonso podium finished plus twelve hundred and Sergio
Perez fastest lap plus eight fifteen. All right, NHL got
my Rangers money line tonight against the Hurricanes plus one forty.
Really scared that this is going to go to Game
seven though, after being up three zip and then Panthers
puckline minus one and a half against the Bruins tomorrow.
(17:38):
That's plus one eighty. And like my esteemed colleague over here,
I also have the Twins, which I think is about
to kick off in about thirty minutes against the Yankees
minus one.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Well, Aaron, Aaron Judge had a big night laws Yeah, yeah,
all extra base, extra base hits. Had it hit a
bomb too? I mean he hit like a four hundred
and sixty foot home.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
That's a that's a long time rundown.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Yes, it is, uh bat Larry, anything that you would
like to add? Anything coming up this weekend.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
This weekend? Yeah, I don't think so. I can't come
up this weekend.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
I want to take No. No, I didn't. I didn't
invite you. I said, is there anything going on this weekend?
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Anything I have planned this weekend? No, Larry, I haven't
been I haven't been told what we're going to do
this weekend.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Yet. It's got to be a Regatta somewhere.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
I'm thinking maybe AC but I'm not sure Borgatta.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I got a couple soccer tournaments Danny for the kids,
and we've been warned. This is our fourth warning for
the parents on the sideline for being too loud and
uh ruckus. So we might be getting kicked off the
field this Saturday and Sunday.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
That's kind of ideal though, right, I'm excited to hang
around if Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
No, I like watching soccer, like the eldest kid soccer.
She's decent at it, but the team's fucking nuts. So
it's like a party every time, and people drink out
their booze. But you don't, No, not me, you don't drink. No.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
But it's organic psychotic, just.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Just shady and bipolar and crazy like synthetic. No, I
just don't take my antipsychotics in the morning. And then
are you bipolar? Yeah? Why are you just telling me? Then?
Now I'm gonna lead with that. I don't well a
long time. Yeah, I'm bipolar ship man. Yeah, oh yeah,
I'm on anti psychotics and whatnot. The problem is when
(19:28):
I drink heavily, the anti psychotics don't work. So we'll
have episodes and I'll just go on a three day
run and just not go home. That's what happened a
lot growing up. But you didn't that. You don't drink anymore, right,
and now the meds work. So how do you get
like altered high? I don't right now? No, I know,
(19:50):
I took a time out from all that shit. It's
called life. Then. Yeah, okay, it's good high for this show.
But I haven't known you sober. I was sober. No,
you haven't. I don't remember that. I don't.
Speaker 7 (20:05):
Yes, Ray America Americanmedical dot Org says it's safest to
avoid drinking and all possibilities on antipsychotics.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yeah, cocaine too. If you keep reading, they're like, no,
you can't do it. That enhances the mad the mania,
which is cool.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
Yeah, I buy that.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Okay, I think we've done enough damage. Shane and Irving
the podcast. Shae sent me a picture of a dish
that his wife made. Yeah, chioppino. It was good as ship.
It looked good. It was awesome. I do like, Yeah,
when are you coming on the show, Danny? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
Why are you gonna over some chiopino?
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Dan? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:41):
I need to come over. You have to but nobody
drinks there. Oh no, she drinks.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Oh she does. Oh yeah, she'll have good wine for you.
So you're drinking for two great tequila. You think we're
gonna chop it up a little bit, you're life and
me hope not. I mean she'll be say hi and
all that other ship. We're gonna have dinner. So she's
gonna be there. But is she gonna be flirty? No,
like cute. She'll probably try and talk shit about me.
She'll be cute, okay, like, oh yeah, he's such an idiot. Here,
(21:09):
have another glass of wine, Danny, all that crap. The
kids will be like, hi, whatever, we don't care about
anything except fucking iPads. Okay, that's it. And then we
just sit down and break bread. And then yeah, the
dog will be there, a couple of chickens. I'll show
you the gun closet, you know, stuff like that. That'll
be good. Yeah. I was watching Raising Arizona, great one,
(21:31):
and I see mannerisms with you and John Goodman fair
that's fair.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Yeah, even right there with you know, the head tail,
he'd be like, Hi, he's a good dude.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
And John Candy more like al right.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Now he's he's more like John Goodman, what a sneaky
great movie.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
That movie's great.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
It's still you can still watch that. It's unbelievable any
day love thate how funny. Then that's an old movie
eighties right, Yeah, yeah. I remember going to the theater
first time, and usually you get like the credits that
come up, or you get like something. It just starts,
Oh really, and then you're like ten minutes in and
then all of a sudden is.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
I don't remember it's I got a cold open shit. Yes,
And my wife and I were like, we had never
seen anything like that where the movie starts and you
don't know that the movie started ten minutes in. Then they,
you know, have the thing that comes up says Raising Arizona,
great movie, bad lair. Have you seen Raising Arizona.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
I've never seen it. I'm interested now though.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
It's it's great. And you have the guy who was
in the ring when Howard Cosell said he was not
going to call any more boxing fights because he was
watching this guy fight. Now you know Randall techs con
ah yas Randall techs Cob plays the bad guy villain,
(23:01):
but he's also trying to track down who stole who
stole the baby.
Speaker 7 (23:06):
It is great, yes, Ray Well, speaking of TV shows
and such, did you see that Netflix paid fifty million
for the Jerry Jones.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
That's gonna be so stupid. That's gonna be just another
fluff piece like it was with a fucking Patriots bullshit.
That's it. I guarantee you the Patriots they piled on
Bill Belichick. Jerry Jones is gonna have full editorial control
of this fucking yeah. But Belichick didn't, No Craft did exactly,
not Jerry's Jerry. Yeah, Jerry's gonna have it over everybody.
(23:35):
God knows what he's gonna say about Jimmy and this ship.
Could it reignite their feud, absolutely, because they just got
better again. But I think it got better only because
Jimmy was like, uh, I'm just I.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Don't care anymore. Yeah, you're I'm in the Hall of Fame.
Maybe I'll get in the Ring of Honor. It's like
so so petty, God, gonna be so so petty, DP.
Speaker 6 (24:01):
I ask you this, even on the show, is the
Jerry Jimmy Cowboys just like the Shaq and Kobe Lakers
where they won, but it's like, damn, they could have
won another three.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Well, they could have won another one for sure. Barry
fucking sweats Heir coach like an idiot. I could have
coached that team to a fucking rank break at r
Shane Irving wherever you get your podcast, one of these days,
I'll be on it. On a Wednesday, We'll go fishing.
I don't want to make a full day of it. No,
what do you mean the fisher right there, it's in
the pond at the house.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
How about we ease into our relationship there. You know,
I'm gonna meet the kids, and I'm going to meet
your wife, and we're gonna chat a little bit. We're
gonna drink it up a little bit. We're gonna just
kind of be friendly.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
She's gonna watch.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Look, I could get stone, Danny could get into the
drug drawer, maybe take some Xanax. No, I'll be all right,
I'll just take my of that. Wh What do you
mean I have no interest in it? You know I
would just like, you've never gone drugs, You're not interested in? Ever?
(25:11):
Have I done drugs? I'm not interested in That feels
like a trick question.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
I've done a lot of drugs, said pretty much all
of them.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
At least the next.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Time Hall of Fame sportscaster. I can't go into anything
like that.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Yeah, it's anything that's right. Yeah, neither could I. Especially
we start showing my face. I gotta start churching up.
Say it was a different person. That's what I'm gonna say.
I'm going to change everything and be like, oh I
am Shay from Irving. It'll be good. I think you
need to change your name.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
Yeah, you're pretty dead to right.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
You need to be Irving from Shad.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Bad Larry, have a wonderful weekend, even though you don't
know what you're doing this weekend. But uh, thanks for
joining us.
Speaker 5 (25:54):
Appreciate raining down here. I'm heading over to raise obviously
for my loans right now. Yeah, and we'll get it
going about three thirty four o'clock this afternoon.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
What does that mean? You say you don't day drink.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
Well, that's three thirty or four is not today?
Speaker 4 (26:07):
I actually I have to agree with that.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
And and he's off today. I mean I don't day
drink when she's working, but she's off today, so we'll
we'll day drink together, like three thirty four, I'm happy hour,
little I don't know what.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
And and your sister in law. She's gonna be with
you probably.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
She lives the next town away. Yeah, we're gonna go wherever.
We'll pick up the spot and I'll go pick her
up and we'll go out.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Yeah, Hampton's in. Yeah, Joe, Yeah, we will chat next week.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
All right.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
That's Larry joining us from Jersey, and uh Dylan the
graphics guy, Marvin running all the equipment here, and of
course Shae in Irving, not Shaye and Irving.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
We'll talk to you next week. Have a great weekend.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
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