Booty Holes & Yard Tools

Let's give this podcast some fresh air! Davi and Blair take the mobile rig to the "whimsical" backyard of Haus Crimmins. Let's discuss big butts and their self-defense benefits! Do you have "intrusive thoughts" or cautious thoughts? Do the neighborhood cats think you're a God...or an idiot? Do you think people still ask Richard Gere about the gerbil?   In this episode we'll learn about The Butt Cheek to Hole Ratio,  A shocking and heartbreaking discovery is made when we find out Blair is 100% All ButtH*le while Davi keeps a rusty, backup husband in the garage. And what may be the MOST RELATABLE QUESTION of all time; "If I fell on it... would you believe me?"  You want access to the exclusive audio missing from this episode, "Blair's Home Alone"? Hear all the bits that no one else gets, like "My Lymph Node Tried to Yolanda Me!" or long, lost episodes "10 Things Your Boss Should NEVER Say to You"!  SEARCH and SUBSCRIBE to : "Davi The ScapeGOAT PLUS" on the platform you listen to your favorite podcasts and you'll get updates directly to your app!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices