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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Boys back in town. Welcome to the Deadlock Podcast, episode.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Number three hundred.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
What a great day and be alive. So on this
episode of Deadlock, the three hundredth episodes. Yes, oh my goodness, Yes,
what a great day to be alive.
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One around, Wow.
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Fucking high five address.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
We are talking about n W at N a pay
per view number ninety seven.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
That's a good number. That is a good number, and
that is of course the very first King of the
Mountain match.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Oh yes, but today we're on episode three hundred. Oh
my god.
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Stand stand no, wow, thank god. I mean like, this
is a joyous occasion, three hundred episodes of this podcast,
and uh.
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Yeah, it actually is when every single time I look
at what James is doing, just hoping one of us
will join it. Yeah, I mean, three hundred episodes is
a big fucking deal. This is you know, I'm a little,
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Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah. Before we get into n WATNA pay per view
number ninety seven, we have the dead Lock up dates.
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Speaker 4 (05:19):
Hey leave Johnny alone.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
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over DPW needs to start booking a dude named plus ten.
I'm a mail carrier in Michigan and I will not
put up with slander, but I will put up with
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with the over, driving off the cage and into the
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burning of this fucking I'm seeing red.
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all the time.
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on the top rope. I don't know, dude, one foot
on the top rope is insane.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
I need to draw that just for fun.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
The speech double I don't know.
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I don't know.
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I think the underscore fucked it up.
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What that mean?
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Hinto met a guy the other day who said he
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believe him, but I wanted to be true so bad.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
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I'm chasing Richard's son.
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I get that right, Ethan Day, Jack Clark, Yeah, my
cocky want that boying boying you dude, Kenneth Clyburn, Brown Carrot.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
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VR laughing so hard? I shit Johnny's pants? Did I
heard a visital Jesus God dude, Joe Kallius, he who
must not be named X not Joaquin X Blaine more.
(11:37):
I know you love sugar, but I ain't got none.
Noah Booth, Glenn Compotello two old school wrestler. Soma's got
me feeling like Cody Rhodes heel mass gimmick chopped and
screwed theme. But for real though, Johnny B. P and O,
you know some has got me feel like Cody was
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one man's giming shocked in screwed thing. But for real though,
Johnny B. Piana Is Clint huh.
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Yeah, because he fucked up pian Is Clint.
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cent using my rose toy until I deadlock man.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Wow, Wow, that was Ah, that was a fucked up run.
There I was.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
That was crazy, looked up one.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
In a second, I feel like, yeah, well, thank you you.
You made it to episode three hundred historic listen name
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love PW Thank you so much for joining. Yes. Also,
I love you Beefy. Thank you Beefy for putting up
with us.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
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get the foot on the top roAP, Come on, guys.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
All right, let's get into NWATNA pay per view number
ninety seven.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
Before we talk about this papery, Let's talk about what
was going on in the world wrestling at the time.
With the Wrestling Observer newsletter from May thirty first, two
thousand and four. TENA starts chapter two of its history
on June fourth, when it's the Butcha deal with Fox
Sports Net begins just at that two year mark of
its history. When the company started, almost nobody believed it
would be around six months, let alone two years. Of course,
(13:50):
they've also yet to make money and are buying television
time with the with an unconfirmed figure being at the
price of fifteen thousand dollars per week. I don't know
if I knew that he was paying for this time slot.
Did you guys know that?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
I think I did.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Actually, they tried it, I guess. I mean how they
were on Fox Sports in net for a second, right,
was it years?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
This one year deal?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Right?
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Probably?
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Oh, maybe that's right? Yeah, okay, yeah, so I mean
that's I watched it. I don't know how many other
people did, but I.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Know I saw it.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Yeah, I watched it. Was on like in the afternoon,
I think, right, in a weird Yeah, that's worth three
o'clock or something.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Don Fry has landed a significant part in the next
Godzilla movie in Japan. There's a lot of hope this
will springboard him into a lot of opportunities there because
the Godzilla movies are a huge hit in that country.
Filming a schedule to start next month, and the release
state is toward the end of the year. I didn't
know this was a thing. He was in a Godzilla movie.
He was in Godzilla Final Wars as Captain Gordon.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
It would have been cool if he was like really
big and like fought Godzilla or something like a Sentai
clip or something. He just gets really big. Orbis comes
and just makes him really big.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
It'll just look he's just two hundred feet tall. Done fry.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
I think that'd be pretty cool.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
I mean, that's fucking awesome. I'm down for that absolutely.
In more TNA news, the new thing is apparently go
come up with the new stipulation matches every week. The
problem is, Meltzer says, if you come up with a
new one maybe every other month, it can mean something,
but when you do it weekly, it can almost guarantee
nobody will care about any of them. This week's was
the Killings title win, which wasn't a regular four way.
It was a deal where Styles started against Chris Harris
(15:24):
for five minutes, then Raven joined them at that point,
and then at ten minutes Ron Killings joined the match.
The nature of the match kind of guarantee that they
are going to be a finish for ten minutes. I
don't remember this fucking match at All, stagger at entrances
singles or four way.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Yeah, I don't remember that either.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Yeah, it doesn't sound great, but I don't know. We'll
have to check it out. Moving to Guerrera, you might
know him as the Juice. It's still trying to give
back in not realizing the consistent ignoring of his phone
calls is a sign. Well that's fucked up.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Fuck yeah, let the Juice in. What's the problem. He's
the juicy one.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Fuck the Juice is fucking loose, like at his peak
here in two thousand and four, Like what are you doing?
I'm I'm picking up the phone call for a movie.
I might not book him, but like, I'm gonna listen
to what he's gotta say.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Do.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Zach Gollan Meltzer says, who went from nobody to w
B Paper View maniuentor back to nobody in record time,
finally came clean this past week, he said. Zach Cowen said,
quote and I quote. Since I've debuted in TNA, the
story people were told is that hul Cokean visited me
when I had cancer on my dying bed, the immortal
hal Coke and gave me the strength to carry on Well,
that's bullshit. I made it up because it sounded like
(16:33):
a great story, and it was. It's funny because my
fictional story actually led to my first story Land the
WWE with the whole Mystery America angle suckers. But I digress.
When the word first got out of the story was
a work, Gowen had publicly blamed it on Mike Tonay
making it up Today had responded by saying, Gowen is
a complete liar. I don't know what the fuck is
going on here. I never thought that story was true.
(16:55):
They I mean, they was like I thought it was
a TV thing.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
No, I thought it was a gimmick. Yeah, I thought
I was a gimmick for TV. Also, yeah, we.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Should get the Juice's opinion on this.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
On second Wow, that'd be all you remember the Weekly,
like Jim Cornette Rance they had on Raw.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
That's jus shid, I mean, what does the Juice think
about this as a great segment.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Here's a situation that I don't know I ever heard,
and I'm and dealing with who we are talking about here.
I'm not sure it's true, but I bet I can
tell you this source in w B News. Here's the
latest situation on Conan coming in TNA. Management hasn't decided
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what to do, but they believe Conan is under contract
because of the option in your clause, and they don't
want to get into the precedent of releasing talent when
ww makes them an offer, even if they recognize it
wasn't as so much of a rate as Conan approaching
WWE after Mysterio and Eddie Guerrero went to bat Forum,
Conan was at the TNA show this past week and
say pretty much was saying his goodbyes. So Conan on
(18:01):
his way to w w E just keep that in
your buy dear for right as we continue. Ought to
hear from The Observer June seventh, two thousand and four
in TNA News, this is fucking crazy. They were talking
with Samoe Joe about bringing him in with Johnny Fairplay.
Johnny Fairplay suggested the idea of Joe and the office
people who deep down hate r OH and Walla's never
(18:23):
said publicly. Several close to the situation say it's a
common theme love the idea of stripping rh of its champion.
There is no deal in place because Joe at this
point has refused to bail on RH without at least
going out professionally, and as of the weekend, the negotiations
have not reached the serious level. Everything about that is
fucking insane.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Yeah, I mean that is quite a two parter.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Three even fucking hate r Wage. I don't want to
make him Joe, but we could fuck r Wage. Dude.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Johnny Fairplay recommended Joe.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
What is that true? When the fuck did they have
an interaction? Was Joe on so vib.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Johnny Fairplay was just banging the fucking barricades, going nuts
for shows, shipping this suck.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
Johnny Fairplay wasn't a Special K.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
I wouldn't be surprised. The arena was real dark whenever
Special K came in.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
I can't really tell. Yeah, that's fucking nuts. I wonder
how Joe's career would have went differently here if he
bailed on r H as champion and was managed by
Johnny Fairplay.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Dude. They hate r H so much. They just copied
the angle he did in r o H when he got.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
A c NA. Well, they hate that he did there.
It was cool for them. Right in w W News,
there's heat on rb D because he's arrived late one
too many times. That sucks. Whoa call time a number?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
I got a good twelve with me tonight.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
The only time I know is for Johnny. Oh yeah,
I got a good twelve. And last thing here from
The Observer, June fourteenth, two thousand and four. Remember that
Conan story we talked about earlier. Well, Jarrett decided against
giving Conan his release, so he staying. It was said
to be kind of embarrassing for him since the week
earlier he told everyone he was getting his release and
(20:11):
told everyone goodbye. Jeff Jarrett fucked up Conan's w E run,
says Meltzer of The Observer. Who knows who told him?
Could have been anybody, buddy, you never know. Well, that
is it for the Observer. Now let's talk about NWAT
and a papertew number ninety seven from June second, two
thousand and four.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
All right, so we have a code open here if
you can believe it. TNA starts with Jarrett hitting someone
with a guitar.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
Yes, yeah, what uhduce?
Speaker 1 (20:41):
So Jared hits Aj with the guitar. This is a
cold open pre tape Ron killings pinned AJ styles and
he won the NWA World title.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Dude, he pins them. I think that was maybe the
match I was just talking about where there was like
timed interval four way.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Yeah, I think that was that match.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
Truth hits Aj with a top rope scissors kick the
belt move.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
He's doing a top robe axe kick scors kick.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
On his ass.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
That's gotta be young man.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Yeah, yeah, that's a young man's bump. Pop. So Russo
rules that the decision stands and that Truth is the champion.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Okay, So, I thought this was his first time winning
the belt. This was his second reign, which I didn't
know existed. And then I find out later at night
why I didn't know it exists.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Well, AJ is left in the ring and he has
blood pouring out the top of his head. Crazy.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
He's fucked because he got him to have a guitar
and the guitar had knives on it or something. I
don't know. He's bleeding so bad.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
So Jared exercises his right for a rematch, which is
the clause that he just carries around no matter what.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Jared wasn't in this match.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
He owns the company, So Russo makes it a five way.
Jared versus Truth versus Raven versus Styles versus Harris.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
In a match that we now know as King of
the Mountain.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
So we get the n W A T n A intro.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Why did they get rid of the fucking dudes doing
the wrestling moves as a statue in an exploding that's
it was awesome.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
That's just impact. That's impact that didn't come yet. I
don't think right, No.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
That was the week pay per view or is it
the weekly?
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Yeah, because there's course of good Joe backstage fighting on
the security trying to get the year.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
So Mike Today and Donald West are here as the
commentators for the evening. We start off the evening with
Pete Williams and Bobby Rude versus Heavy Metal and Jerry Lynn.
Lynn starts to match by hitting Arona on Rude and
I swear the crowd, I swear to god he ronted
him in the cross head.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Ooh, it was like they were fucking like he really
gnarly bump or something. Yeah, that was fucking crazy.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
So heavy Metal comes in and he skull kicks Rude
Austin Air's style.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Dude, I'm only just realizing now how sick Jerry Lynn
team with someone named the heavy Metal is dude.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Wow, that's in ironed. Jerry said, keep him in town.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Idea, that's my boy. I want a team with.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Every I got you right, Lynn back body drops p
D over the ropes on top of Rude, and I
swear to god, PD goes just all the way over.
It was insane. He ends up face planning on the floor.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
He smashes his face off the ground. Yeah, Like, I
don't know if he just went too far or rude
gotta let him go, but yeah, he goes head first
and I thought he was out, but he's okay, dude.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
It felt like an Eric Young bump when I when
I saw that, Wow, this is such an Eui bomp. Yes,
Rude blind tags and comes into spear heavy Metal. Rude
and PD hit a wheelbarrow Steiner dog for two.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
That was fucking awesome. I like that team kind of
having like tag moves is cool. They in my brain,
they didn't team up a lot. They were just a
bunch of dudes that weren't the same group.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
What about p D and A one?
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Yeah, like so I don't think about that. Fucking brought
up A one to us recently. They said they liked them.
Was fucking unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
So Rude and Pete then play keep away as Heavy
Metal tries to go for the hot tag. So Heavy
Metals hot tag super anti climactic here because I'm not
sure what happens. So here's actually what happens. He Snapmare's
pet and then kicks him in the back and then
stands up and walks over to Jerry Lennon tags him.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Like least he did a fucking hot tag. Ever, I thought,
because Pete, I think just before that did the Snapmare
kick to heavy Metal, and I thought maybe he just
got a little too stiffsky and fucking heavy Metal just
forgot that it was supposed to be hot tag, stood up, Snapmare,
fuck you kick alright, get me out of this mar It's.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Funny because the crowd was super ready for the hot tag.
They've been telling the story the whole time. And then
he just kicks him and stands up and tags out.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
Okay, here comes Jerry lind House of Fire, I guess,
so Link comes in.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
He hits a sitout power bomb on PD for a
two Scott trips Linn and PD sets up for the
Canadian Destroyer, which by the way at this point in
TNA is one of the coolest moves ever.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Oh it's still super fresh, right.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Yeah, super protected too. No one kicks out yet. They
started pushing him heavy on impact and they would mention
like the Canadian Destroyer would get like segments on the
show where they'd break down how crazy this move is.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
It was hyped up like this episode could have a
Canadian Destroyer on it. Guys, you should check this shit out.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
PD sets up for the Canadian Destroyer. Lynn then holds
on as PD goes to flip over and hits an
air raid crash that root has to break up. Yeah,
looks great. The ref gets knocked and heavy Metal hits
a flipping sent on a root on.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
The outside Sensi dive.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Scott then comes in and tries to hit Lynn with
the Canadian flag, but Linn ducks and sets him up
for the cradle pile driver. Eric Young then comes in
and hits Linn with the flag in the back.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
The hockey stick flag. Bastard.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Ey then comes in and puts pet on top of
Lynn right in front of the reft. The rest is
what let me turn back around.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
Dude, fuck it? I think Ey goes to leave and
remembers he's like supposed to like. Because Pete's supposed to
be fugged, he has to go back and drag him.
So it's super in front of the ref.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
But Team Canada picks up the win that way, and
then Team Canada starts putting the boots to Lynn in
heavy metal. Dude, I love that. Mike Tenaille commentary says,
they're putting up boots to them. That's funny.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
This is a fun match though. I enjoyed this.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Yeah, I thought this was cool. I thought the hot
tag was funny as hell.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
I mean heavy metal, just getting I mean in my brain.
He got shoot mad and said, give me the fun
out of here. I'm not thinking.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Out of a bitch, So you go backstage. Scott Hudson
is here to explain the King of the Mountain rules.
He says that the rules are quite simple. I could
promise you, Scott, they are not simple.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Let me read a whole list of the rules here
real quick.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Yeah, here's the simple rules for you guys. So first
King of Them out five mental honner. Three of three
officials have been assigned, two refs and Vince Russo, one
eligible wrestler will hang the belt up and become the
world champion. To become eligible, you must pin an opponent.
If you're pinned, you go to the penalty box for
two minutes.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
You got that, I think so.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
Also false gout anywhere. You don't know that till later, though, dude.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Chris Harris comes in and says, wow, Scott that the
rules are simple. Wait, let me go over him again.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Chris comes in and says, Hey, Scott, I'm gonna show
why I shouldn't get pushed with this promo.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
You can't confuse him with the batch rules. He's like,
it's simple. You gotta do is not get pinned.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Well, he says, you know that's not it, Chris, don't
get pinned, dude.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
He does it so you avoid a pinfall. The first
thing you do is going guns blazing, get that pen.
You become eligible, avoid a pinfall, and you avoid the
penalty box anyway. James storm and his partner Dusty Rhodes
will win the Tech Towns tonight. Yes, he said, a
historic night for a m W. James Stormer gains the
n w A tag titles with fellow AMW member and
(28:08):
I'm like, I took the second to try to like
figure it out. Who could have bet he says Dusty Roads.
I'm like, what what Dusty? When the fuck did Justice
Roads joined at the fucking AMW.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
I don't ever remember that. I don't ever remember it.
I thought MW System two. I don't think it was
ever anybody.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
But they had an unbelievable chance here Tony to do
the greatest finish of all time with Dusty Roads of
James Storm. If they would have just took the death
sentence and let Dusty Roads do the leg drop part, Holy.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
His body like disintegrated at this.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
Point, I would have been fine.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
He was ready for a Robe Alabama jam from Dusty
Rhodes to.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
A guy being held up position holy ship.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
I think I agree with you. Might have turned to dust.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
It would have been like that would like I'm already
dust I was thinking, maybe he holds on his dust.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Does this guy always get brought up? Dude? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Remember his goal.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
If he holds them, if he holds him like you
know style yeaheah, and then you know, Dusty comes over,
he shakes his ass in his head and then hits
him with the bionicl though. That's what he does. That's
what's that.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
I guess what it would find that's like their version.
That's sentence me too.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Yeah, I was thinking very similar in intensity and bumps,
chance of injury.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
Yeah, I'm glad we're on the same page. Boys, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Oh yeah, So we have Mommy Brown versus Sonny Siaki
in his singles match up next.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Yeah. Monny Brown, they say is unbeaten since he returned
to TNA. So I guess maybe he had a couple
of matches, went away for a bit. Now he's coming
back and now he's undefeated.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
He did, Yeah, that's what I remember.
Speaker 4 (29:52):
This is still super early. I mean super early everybody.
I guess you could say about everybody on the show.
But I think he had just debuted the pounds.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Okay, cool. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
They were kind of putting it over like, oh, he's
got this new fucking move, the pounce, and like shit
rocks and Sonny's awesome move is the ace in the hole?
Is this maybe, Tony? You know this is after sports
entertainment extreme right, like that already happened.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Uh yeah, I think it would just happen because, uh,
at the ending of this match, you know they're not.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
Yeah, because he now so like he's already been through
the whole thing where they tried to they were pushing
on the exhibitionion in sex.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
He was the rock. So many brown comes out here
to his toxicity remixde.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
Isn't that fucking awesome? I love that it is cool.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Mani hot starts on Siaki here as he's getting into
the ring. Uh, Mani throws a great punch in the
corner here. I just thought that was cool.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
Dude. Manni is like super intense even here.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Yeah, he looks great to Siaki fires out of the
corner with a line and a leg lariat. It's a
single leg drop kick to send many to the outside.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Like Rocky My vsque.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
So Siaki keeps cheesing Manty and knocking him off the
apron so he can't get back into the room. Yeah,
like definite.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
Cheese back in the ring.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Mani eventually just walks into the crowd and goes Siaki
to come out there and get him. Fuck this guy, dude,
that's funny as shit.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Siaki Cheese is not lett him in the ring. Mani
grabs a chir throws it at the ring, not in it,
just throws it against the ring hops the guardrail and says,
come the fuck out here, that fight me and Siaki
does because he's a baby.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Soaki's dumb because he walked right into his Sarah Getty dude,
he I think that's what they were trying to get
over a commentary. They didn't get all the way there,
but they were like right there because Yeah, Mike Toanay
was like, oh, he's like inviting him into his He's
inviting him into his crowd outside, he's inviting him on
(31:43):
my side there. Yeah, so they were class. Mani, by
the way, in the crowd is making the craziest faces
trying to go Siaki out, and then Siaki just walks
into the crowd and then beats his ass.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Punchs him right in the fucking head and clotheslines them.
Hey what the hell?
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Uh? Siaki runs at Mani and then Mani flapjacks him
onto the bottom bleacher.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
That was dude face first. Siaki lands here. They like
replay this like twice, like he.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Dies super surprised they did that. Yeah, awesome spots frisky.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
Yeah, it was cool shit. It made a cool sound. Yeah.
They had like them big ass wooden bleachers too. Those
hurt my ass. I hate it on those.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Mani is on top now as he throws Siaki into
the steps and beats him down in the ring, he
pops them up for the pop up, samoe and drop,
but he ends up vertical and Siaki just drops him
into an electric chair drop. Yeah, so Mani is Siaki
go into a reversal battle before Mani just says fuck
(32:49):
it it hits the ropes and pounces this ship out
of this dude.
Speaker 4 (32:52):
Yeah. Just I mean, like just fucking cuts right through him.
It was awesome. Moni is like you said, dude looks
great here. I mean, what a what a great find.
The pounce was. I don't know if that was his
idea or if somebody said you should just hit the
ropes and blast dudes, but what an awesome move.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Yeah, I I love the idea, the simplicity of it.
The hitting the ropes is a huge part of this.
By the way, Yes, it's like the closesline from Hell,
Like if you're not hitting the ropes and lose a
lot of it with that move, and like the pounce
is the same way you have to hit the ropes.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
No, it's fucking It's awesome. And Siaki we were talking
about em earlier, like but like you know, when he
was in sports unertainment trime, I honestly figured they were
gonna go like Gung Ho with Siak and like legit
pot so I thought. So he leaves in December of five. Oh,
he re talked from wrestling because he planned to donate
one of his kidneys to his brother. Oh well, that's
fucking yes.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
He actually followed through and did that. He went to
it with the Duke University in the Durham and donated.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
His Dude, what, that's awesome.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
We worked with that.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
We've worked with Duke University before at one of our shows. Yeah,
that was cool.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
That's funny, that's crazy that.
Speaker 4 (33:59):
Yeah, well they probably did a fantastic job. Well that's fun.
Well that's a nice ending to that story. That's good. Yeah,
so body Brocket is to win. Then he celebrates leaves
and all of a sudden, I see Johnny Swinger what
the fuck? And they saw a commentary. Oh no, it's
the n y C. We legit just talked about this,
(34:19):
James all the east of the episode. It's fucking disco
Inferno with Johnny Sswigger, the NYC, The New York Connection.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
That's Swinger and Gilbertie Sorry Johnny Swinger comes in and
hits Sunny Siaki with a coconut and the justco Inferno
has a bag of random ship and they start beating
him with a coconut and putting like lays and like
a hula, like a skirt.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
And skirt not like not like lace potato chips because
that's what sorry like they put over. Yeah, and uh
they said it's his heritage for the doing it, because
of his.
Speaker 4 (34:56):
His island heritage. They've been they're mocking and I guess
they have been doing. Another example of this is that
they did this to none other than Irish Pat Kenny
with green paint and lucky charms and Irish spring soap
and well, golly, here comes and they say this in
full every time they mentioned him. Holy shit, here comes
(35:17):
Irish pat Kenny. It's fucking Simon Diamond. Simon Diamond comes
out and he takes it to fucking Glenn GILBERTI and
Swinger Irish pat Kenny hits a double clothes line on him.
Then Irish Pat Kenny has his belt and he takes
it off and starts whipping them because Irish Pat Kenny
is looking to get his comeback on these dudes for
paint them green and giving them cereal.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Irish Pat Kenny has a problem.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
Well, Trinity's here now to attack Irish Pat Kenny, and
Irish Pat Kenny doesn't see her, and she starts to
kick him, well, throws one kick and then gets confused
because she doesn't know what the next spot is, and
then he goes after and then New York Connection jump
Irish pat Kenny. But thankfully, Desire is here to help
Irish Pat Kenny and she hits a spear on Trinity
and starts the whip Trinity in New York Connection.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
And due none of these words like mean anything to
like most people listening to this, Desire and Trinity are here.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
Irish by Kenny, Desired Trinity, Glenn gil Bertie means nothing
to anybody.
Speaker 4 (36:13):
Ever, What does it mean to you guys that I
knew all these people?
Speaker 3 (36:17):
Yeah, we know the.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
Birdie who is that show?
Speaker 1 (36:25):
How Lives Dude? They got the Hot Simon Diamond, Johnny
Swinger and Disco Inferno a few one hundred pay per.
Speaker 4 (36:32):
Views in Yeah, so Trinity, uh is like she went
to w W E. She was on E C dub
and she wore the cautions for a top Trinity.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
She was super over in the Nashville fucking Fair.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
Was I mean she moves told off a cage, didn't
she want?
Speaker 4 (36:50):
I mean, dude, she moves off of everything.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
She moves on every week Trinity. So we got backstage.
Scott's in his back here with AJ styles. AJ walks
on the screen and the girls go nuts and the crowd.
He's here with his little ear rings.
Speaker 4 (37:06):
Did he walks in with his entrance put on and
he takes it off like he does at his entrance.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
I thought that was funniest ship.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
And he just says, in my opinion, I'm one of
the favorite winnings match. Why it's simple ladder And he's like, no,
spy it for a while. Hell yes, hell yeah, all right,
thank you. That's something I know a lot about. Being
one of the founder members of the ex Division, That's
something I know a lot about.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
Wasn't it no ladders in the excision?
Speaker 4 (37:32):
Like you know the limits? He wasn't.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Sorry, it's not about weight limits, it's about ladder.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
No ladder.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
I don't know I'm needing this thing. I don't know
what king about and say.
Speaker 4 (37:51):
Irish pack kid desire. He just the balls are my cord.
I have the advantage. I don't have to worry about it.
Unexpected Jeff Jarrett not tonight. And then Raven comes in
unexpected and says, why are you interviewing a white trash
redneck about strategy? If you want to talk on strategy,
(38:11):
you talk to me. It's very simple. You eliminate the
opponents before they get to the ring, and punches AJ
in the head and they start to brawl, it security
breaks it up. I like this.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
Everybody's got their own strategy. One is don't get finned,
one is the ladders, and the others to their opponents.
Speaker 4 (38:29):
I can't wait to see what everyone else's strategy is.
Maybe maybe fron killing strategy is winning the match.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
My strategy is winning.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
My strategy is find them and give them to.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Find those ladders and give them to the media.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
About no letters, James, I think you're forgetting No.
Speaker 4 (38:50):
I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Oh no, man, that's what the ex division was about.
The exhibision is about no ladders pro ladders division.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
Oh you know what's crazy about ages ells here is
like I just just think about like how Hogod said
he hadn't made it yet at this point he's already
a two time NBA champion, So that doesn't.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Mean show the nw a brother. That doesn't mean shit
to me, dude.
Speaker 4 (39:15):
Yeah they could kiss. Why the.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
I thought Vince bought them out? Brother?
Speaker 4 (39:23):
That's a little play fan about brother.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
So we go to a pre tape Sanjay Dutt an
Amazing Redder.
Speaker 4 (39:30):
Here.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
They're having a best of three strikes series contenders match.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
Right, because Kazarian said so, they had to have three
matches against each other to see who faces him.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Right, So Sanjay won the first one with a roll
up yes, Amazing Red one, the second one with a
standing shooter, and Red wins the third match with a
flying flatliner to become the number one contender. So now
it's time for Amazing Red versus Kazarian.
Speaker 4 (40:00):
Title match, and let's go to the X factors. The
three strike series determined contender. That's what James was talking about.
The champ is ready and rested because kaz Aaron hasn't
defended the belt since April. We're in June. How the
fuck is that.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
They mentioned on commentary that they waved the thirty day
clause because they booked Sanjay Dutt in Amazing Red in
the best of three series match.
Speaker 4 (40:26):
And Darien found a way to get out of being
out of working by setting that up.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Did they book the World X Cup? Oh, Amazing Red.
By the way, just turned twenty one.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
Here, whoa, no fucking way? Is that right?
Speaker 1 (40:43):
So that's why I think Kazarian was like pinching his
cheeks and all that stuff, because he's just young.
Speaker 4 (40:49):
I mean, he you know, he's just a small dude.
And also I thought it was just that I didn't
realize he was legit a baby.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
Ex Division guys were all young guys trying to make it.
That was kind of the idea.
Speaker 4 (40:58):
Well, it was about ladder, no ladders, Yeah, no ladders.
The Heavyweight to Sarian was about laughter, you fucking up.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
The NBA titles. Only ladders, all ladders are legal, all.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Right, So we get this match started. Kauzarrian arm drags
Red and then celebrates like you won the super Bowl.
Kazarian arm drags him again, and the crowd starts chanting
future sucks.
Speaker 4 (41:20):
Dude, future sucks the whole match. What I mean, that's
a great chit.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
So Red hits a few arm drags and a drop kick.
Red hits a sensational flip dive over the top and
he floats. Man, he gets major air, dude.
Speaker 4 (41:34):
They even say, like, holy, that's fucking off. Yeah, they
even say, whoa he fucking he was so high in
the air. He uses his legs to like push away
from the barricade.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Red hits a rana off the apron and they chant
future sucks at Kaze.
Speaker 4 (41:50):
They're like drunk, pointing down on them with beers in theirs.
Fuck you.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
So, Kaz, it's an electric chair drop on Red, but
drops him by accident at first, and they start chanting
mediocre at him.
Speaker 4 (42:05):
They are fucking pissed at this. Dude. I didn't realize
he had he liked this.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Here Kaz drops Red off the electric chair drop. So
Red goes for a Tornado DDT, but Cas stops the
mid rotation and suplexes him into the corner for it too.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
That was sick as fuck. Actually, Northern lights in the corner. Yeah,
he like almost missed the corner. He kind of hit it,
but like it was still cool, dude. At one point,
Kaz looks out of the ring and he's joking Red
on the top proper. He says, I'm cool. Then you two,
Jeremy borash you I wanted to suck my dick. He
(42:44):
gets on the mic hey cron chand suck my dick
to get therre.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
It just points over to JBS doing the cross.
Speaker 4 (42:56):
Yeah you like that, kiss my ass.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
HR sucks.
Speaker 4 (43:02):
He stands on the mic for the rest of the
match and shitty work there because Aaron.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Ship because is like JBU suck and then JV grabs
the micro says, come on, everybody, HR sucks. HR sucks.
Speaker 4 (43:15):
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you boring.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
So yeah, the triangle leg drop that cast hits is awesome.
I mean it goes from the apron to the right, yeah,
to the middle of the fucking ring. I mean he
gets major air.
Speaker 6 (43:37):
That's what the ex divisions out about. Welcome to Welcome
to episode three hundred. So Red hits the Tornado DDT
this time for a double down. Red takes off the
de rag and hits.
Speaker 3 (43:59):
Kevin him.
Speaker 4 (44:00):
So Don Wiss says, that's why he's amazing Red, not
because of his gear, because he's a judger.
Speaker 3 (44:07):
Hey, do you think the cover benches the pubes on.
Speaker 4 (44:12):
That look and I read it in front of a bitch.
Look at him, Olly, I.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
About to give him a mic fuck you fuck you, Yeah, Sir.
Red takes off his hat gimmick and uses the flat
liner that he beats Sanjay Dutt with, but Kaz kicks
out it too.
Speaker 4 (44:31):
Cool fucking move, by the way, Yeah, it.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
Is pretty cool. A lot of flat liners in the
exhivision these days. We'll see one here in a minute too.
Kaz tries to quick pin Red using his foot on
the ropes, but it's just a two. Red hits the
standing shooter that he used to win the second match
in the best of three with Sanjay, but Kaz kicks
out it too.
Speaker 4 (44:53):
Then he stands up and because Arian's like on the cell,
he's on the ropes and Red points to him and says,
you still suck, and Don westco what he speaks and
Don West says, oh my god, he's showing some personality.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Tollly fuck guys, like, give me a break.
Speaker 4 (45:12):
Yeah, chill the fuck out.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
He's doing his thing here. You know he did the
Matrix minute. The fuck is.
Speaker 4 (45:21):
No we fucking hate r oh So.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
Red his the seven to one eight on kaz uh
and goes for a springboard, but Kaz knocks him off
and hits the Wave of the Future, which is a flatliner.
Speaker 4 (45:35):
It was cool like he did it like Red was
on his back on the ground and he was kind
of like a deadlift. Fucking shell shock Wave of the Future.
This move has a fucking million names. I'm now realizing.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
Mm hmm, yeah, for sure he does get.
Speaker 5 (45:46):
The win with it, and Don West says shot shot
shot shock as right backs, fuck you.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
So we go backstage. Scott Hudson is here with d
Ray three thousand, who has been beating the bricks off
of David Young for multiple weeks in a row. Dude.
Speaker 4 (46:03):
They start playing a video package just before that, and
I thought at first it was a David Young hype video.
That's what I wrote. I said, Oh, David Young hype
video here, and then I realized, oh wait, it's a
d Ray three thousand pidding David Young eype video. Yeah,
that's anti hype. So tonight is the very first gut
check and Scott Houghton says, I'm here with the very
first gut check victim, d Ray three thousand, and they're
(46:25):
lined up down the street for a spot on the
TNA roster. You have a chance to earn that spot.
All you gotta do istep in the ring with an
unknown opponent and come out the victor. And d Ray says,
you know him. You know I'm supposed to be wrestling man,
And Scott says, I have no idea. That's the point. Says,
uh yeah, I don't know what to say. I'm happy
to be here, kind of liking t and A. It's
a nice place to be. I'm not the man losing
(46:47):
matches around here. David Young, it's a losing streak. He
should have a gut check. Scott says, yeah, you know what,
that's a good point. You're right there, buddy, and d
Ray says, whoever's gonna be, I'm gonna I'm ready to
bring it. I'm all geeked up. So whoever it is,
they're about to fear the Fro.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
So we have the Dray three thousand gut check. He
comes out here fear the Fro and his opponent is
the Monster Abyss. Shit, what a rib that's so frib
fucking funny. Just seeing the Monster Abyss come out is
so funny, dude.
Speaker 4 (47:18):
They do a long shot down the ramp of Abyss
like to make him look huge, and he does his
tone on the stage and there's no pyro, and I
was like, oh yeah, right, okay, no piro. Yet we're
in We're in the asylum.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
So Dray tries to take it to Abyss, but of
course nothing is working. That sucks Abyss military precism. But
then Abyss becomes obsessed with the fro.
Speaker 4 (47:38):
He's not fearing the fro, he's loving the fro, and
he's playing with his hair, rubbing his hair. And then
d Ray three thousand goes into his boot and pulls
out his pick, his fro pick, and he gives it
to Abyss, who doesn't start picking De Ray's hair. He
starts picking his own, and like this was a brilliant
fucking strategy. And then for some reason De Ray's three
thousand started throwing punches in up his head and that
(48:02):
that was where things went bad for him.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
So Dray comes off the second but Abyss goozles him.
Oh man, Dray bites his hand, though he gets out
of it a little bit. He goes for a drop kick,
but Abyss just lines him down. Abyss then hits shock
treatment but doesn't go for the.
Speaker 4 (48:20):
Pin no, because of course here comes Goldilocks. They're dating
question Mark, what's the angle here, I forget she just.
Speaker 1 (48:27):
Like Goldilock's Abyss and Alex Shelley.
Speaker 4 (48:30):
Ah baby Bear. Goldilocks comes out with a briefcase and
she puts a briefcase on the apron and an Abyss likes it,
and then uh, Goldilocks tells him to punish Deray and
then Abyss does non Irish whip black Hole Slam just grabs.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
Him standing black hole slam.
Speaker 4 (48:50):
Yeah, yeah, like that was I mean, it still looked cool.
I just like, oh wow, that's weird. Black Hole Slam
gets the wind. Then Goldilocks opens briefcase and inside is
a bunch of money, and they talk about it on
commentary that this is of course Eric Watts money, who
Russo said, don't come to the asylum tonight. And Eric
Watts has been talking for weeks about Goldilock's ruining his
(49:11):
life personally and financially. And I guess this is literally
financially because she has all of his money in a
briefcase here. And do you know what, She's gonna give
some money to Deray three thousand.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
Eric Watts money. You try to tell me Eric Watts
has this much money.
Speaker 4 (49:28):
An absorbering amount of money, and it's in a briefcase
that because she drained his bank account, and she goes
to stuff money in Deray three thousand's mouth. Well fuck me.
Eric Watts is here with a bat and he gets
in the ring and a bis starts kicking his ass immediately,
Wats it's a bicycle kick on him and abyss. Powder's
out and it's just him and Goldilocks standing in the
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ring and he steps on the briefcase to stop her
as she tries to grab it, and he takes the
briefcase and he holds it up and he says, that's.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
My money, So fuck out of here.
Speaker 4 (50:00):
Thankfully, Eric Watts has his money back and he is
only now ruined personally, not financially, by Goldielocks.
Speaker 3 (50:07):
Oh yeah, he's the money man. Of course. Eric Watt's
always a.
Speaker 4 (50:10):
Lot of money in there. I mean, like shit, Like
I don't know where he was getting from. He must
have been funding the goddamn Fox Sports that show.
Speaker 1 (50:17):
That's awesome. Russo actually chases him out of the arena.
Speaker 4 (50:20):
By the way, Yeah, we we we come back to
this some There's two Eric Watts segments on this fucking show,
if you could believe it.
Speaker 1 (50:28):
We go backstage, Scott Hudson is here with James Storm
and Dusty Rhodes, otherwise known as a MW.
Speaker 4 (50:37):
I'm not in the fucking kicking the mountain. No, no,
it doesn't not What about my son? Oh no, damn okay,
So James Storm says his son is.
Speaker 1 (50:52):
Getting thrown into the electrical box right now.
Speaker 4 (50:55):
Holy fuck, you're right, it could have been an electrical
penalty bar.
Speaker 1 (51:01):
So, Storm and Dusty have a n w A Tag
title match tonight.
Speaker 4 (51:05):
So yeah, Cash in Dallas, Kid Cash and Dallas are
the n w A Tag Champions. Dallas is Lance Hoyt
for those who don't know, Kid Cash is the ky
I d and James Storm says Kit Cash in Dallas
is time to put up her shot up.
Speaker 1 (51:17):
For weeks.
Speaker 4 (51:17):
You've been running your mouth that you're the best team
in the business. That's fucking insane. That's insane for them
to ever fucking say.
Speaker 1 (51:23):
I mean, they're holding the most prestigious tag titles in
the game right now.
Speaker 4 (51:27):
You know I never heard those two those a shitty
little player. Uh. Storm says, me and Dreamer are gonna
prove you wrong, and Dusty says it's an honor to
be thinned next to these young guns. It's a hona
to be involved. And my age and the fitiation like this,
and I guarantee Kid Cash and Dallas look at my
rip at the look it up on the n Schalactic
(51:49):
League and a sloop and network on the computer. Yeah.
I didn't see the name one time along with the
Great Tag Team. So I didn't see the names one
time with teams that have been beaten one hundred and
fifty times talking about no. Dude, Holy fuck, I couldn't
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believe it. I can't wait for that to be brought
up here. Oh he shid be one hundred and fifty times.
I saw with a repetition and about Kid Cash and
they said kick kas mama hate him so bad?
Speaker 1 (52:24):
That did she hate him?
Speaker 4 (52:26):
Oh? Thank you? She had so bad that she left
him with the day he was born.
Speaker 3 (52:32):
Yes, you know it's a joker, dude.
Speaker 1 (52:38):
I love Dusty. This is awesome.
Speaker 4 (52:40):
They fuck you, Tody.
Speaker 1 (52:43):
You know the computer and look him up. He's lost
one hundred and fifty tons in a row.
Speaker 4 (52:49):
That's me.
Speaker 1 (52:49):
Can't be many.
Speaker 4 (52:54):
I am what I am thirty six years. I'm trying
to get it done. I know we're going to bring
n W a tag tle going good. I don't know
who to my truck through having out of you to night.
Speaker 1 (53:03):
All right, dude, I love the line he said, or
he said that it's an honor to be involved at
my age in a situation like this, and then he
ended it with it's an honor to get excited about something,
and I was like, wow, dude, that's fucking real. Oh yeah,
(53:23):
he teared up. I mean said, you got a lot
to be excited about it. Yeah. Wow, that is awesome.
Speaker 4 (53:29):
Yeah, that's sick.
Speaker 1 (53:30):
And also, fuck on you one hundred and fifty lost
teams out of here man. So we go backstage or
rather outside uh and Vince Russo is arguing with Eric Watts,
which is what everyone tuned into TENA to see.
Speaker 4 (53:48):
Gar Wow. If they're like there was if there was
a list of things that I'd recommend not wasting your
life on it be arguing with Eric Watts like what
a waste of time?
Speaker 1 (54:00):
Segment? Is your dealer?
Speaker 6 (54:07):
Yes, this was my deal?
Speaker 4 (54:09):
Yeah, Russ says, what are you doing there?
Speaker 7 (54:12):
Eric?
Speaker 4 (54:13):
I don't know if that's your money. Eric says, you
don't know. I know she's taken everything from me and
Russo says, we can't do this. She's been threaten to
assume he's threatening to the company. Give me the money, Eric,
Eric says, I owe you. I owe you because you
give me a part time job with back for no money.
You brother, We're trying, dude, like we are trying.
Speaker 1 (54:33):
We're about to get a Fox Sports assholes.
Speaker 4 (54:36):
Give me the money. Eric, let me analyst. I got
you back in here, didn't I. So Eric Watts, holding
a briefcase full of money that he knows is his,
gives Vincent.
Speaker 1 (54:44):
Back the fucking money.
Speaker 4 (54:47):
Why do you have it?
Speaker 1 (54:49):
You have it?
Speaker 4 (54:52):
Why does he just leave? And Russo says, go back
to Georgie and Eric Wats gets real, say Georgie out
this Georgie bitch, and Goldilocks comes in and starts pushing
Eric Watts. It says watch go home your wife, and
then Russo gets rut of the way and Goldilocks, now
staring at Vincero, says, you want to settle this bitch?
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She my wife's name.
Speaker 1 (55:17):
Him mouth.
Speaker 4 (55:18):
Oh shit, it was a Eric Watts joke. So Russo
gives Goldilocks the briefcase back and says go and Goldilocks,
this is never brought up again now that I'm realizing
to hear, Goldie says, meet me in my office. I
got something you can't refuse, Vincent. This doesn't They don't
come back to this.
Speaker 1 (55:36):
Shocking next week. Maybe they go next week.
Speaker 3 (55:38):
I don't yeh on this episode though, for sure.
Speaker 1 (55:41):
If they keep this angle going, where the hell is
Alex Shelly?
Speaker 4 (55:44):
Why does Goldilocks have an office?
Speaker 1 (55:46):
Why the hell is there an Eric Watts pro.
Speaker 4 (55:50):
Who gave this man any money? That's what it says
written on the sheet. Next Eric Watts, go home.
Speaker 1 (56:03):
That's a segment, go home. So he got to a
pre tape. Dusty threw his boot to James Storm in
a Bunkhouse Brawl tag match against the champions Kid Cash
and Dallas Alas. James Storm put the boot on and
then hit the last call superkick and they beat Kid Cash.
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And I wrote Lance.
Speaker 4 (56:26):
Hoyt, did you write it for the whole match?
Speaker 1 (56:29):
I did?
Speaker 4 (56:31):
I wrote Dallas because it was less letters than Lance Hoyt.
I guess I could have just wrote wint h. I
loved the dust because it was Dusty had a lead
pipe and his boot and he had to decide which
to throw to James Storm to win the match, and
he threw his boot and sort of lower left the
boot and fucking what with a superkick. I thought that
was very cute.
Speaker 1 (56:47):
There's a snake in my boot.
Speaker 4 (56:49):
Totally shitloads. So Kid Cash cuts the promo here and
we're in a weed dream with him and Dallas standing
behind him. For some reason, Cash says, I thought you
were the dumbest man on the face of the bringing
in that old man James Storm. I was at Landstorm.
Let me tell you some American dream. You got lucky.
You wanna call your comeback not gonna happen. You're not
(57:10):
up with Kid Cash. You're nowhere near the talent, and
you never were. I've been everywhere you've been, and I've
done more than you have and looked a lot friendier
doing it.
Speaker 1 (57:18):
Dude, this guy's gimmick is just lying.
Speaker 4 (57:19):
That's awesome, That's fucking sick, he said. The kid in
Dallas will never underestimate you. Goops again, and just like
the words of the American Dream with my thumb, my son,
just like the words of the American Dream, or you
have funky like a monkey, or gonna shove these belts
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down your throats.
Speaker 1 (57:45):
So we have James Storm and Dusty Rhodes, AMWMW versus
Kid Cash and Dallas.
Speaker 4 (57:54):
And we have the taglines. I love that they're all
their like bullet point things, all had their own things,
so like there was the the X factors, the tag
matches ones are of course the taglines. That's cute. Champs
talk to talk, but can they question marks? Can they walk?
Speaker 1 (58:13):
That's my name?
Speaker 4 (58:14):
Ladder leads to a title boy and Ken the dream
make it a nightmare for Cash in Dallas.
Speaker 3 (58:21):
That is the taglines and an American nightmare.
Speaker 1 (58:24):
You know, guys, that's his son.
Speaker 4 (58:29):
What gold du.
Speaker 1 (58:32):
So, Kid Cash and Dallas's gimmick is just little Kid
Cash and big Kid.
Speaker 4 (58:37):
Cash, which is fucking awesome by the way. And uh
sadly I was hoping Dusty would come out to the
AMW stuff, but he gets his own entrance with Tron
and the beginning of Dreams Tron is him just walking
to the ring with a mic. But did you know
James that in nineteen eighty four, almost twenty years ago,
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Dusty Rhodes and Manny Fernandez knocked off Ivan cole Off
and Greg Kronodle to.
Speaker 1 (59:03):
Win the Dead.
Speaker 4 (59:05):
Greg Carnodle that's what I have down here with the fuck.
Speaker 1 (59:09):
What the don don donngus.
Speaker 4 (59:19):
Dog.
Speaker 1 (59:27):
That's so Kid Cash comes out here with his shirt
that says heel on it.
Speaker 4 (59:34):
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (59:36):
Lance Hoy, I'm sorry. Dallas stands right behind Kid Cash
and the entrance and he just looks like Chris Harris,
which is.
Speaker 4 (59:44):
Funny, Okay, he looks exactly like Chris Harris. It also
feels like they told him, Hey, you have to dye
your hair in the same color as good Cash is.
Speaker 1 (59:51):
Yeah, no problem, I'll be big Kid Cash.
Speaker 4 (59:55):
I'm fucking dad.
Speaker 5 (59:59):
Cash Mungus, Catch Mungus, what cash Us?
Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
That's me.
Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
I'm Cash, I'm cash Monkey.
Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
That's me Cashus.
Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
What a great giming would have been, because you do
Russell Cash. He's what's nicknamed now Ship the money man Cash.
Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
He's got a lot of money Cash Mungus, Holy ship,
huge sec of money Cashus.
Speaker 4 (01:00:40):
What just me? I'm Cash Mongus.
Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
So apparently it's James Storm's birthday according to a sign
of the crowd. Could he just lied, but I doubt it.
Speaker 4 (01:00:57):
I'm not fact checking.
Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
Actually, let's say weight limits about birthdays.
Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
His birthdays on June first, it might have taped it.
Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
No no, no, So Dusty and kid Cash start off.
Dusty pushes kid Cash off the apron and then, as
Mike Today puts it, he's getting funky like a monkey.
Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
Right, So kid.
Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Cash and Dusty lock up, and Cash pushes Dusty to
the corner and flexes, and so they do it again,
and Dusty gets them to the corner and then shows
him his assent. So far, I'm brill enjoy.
Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
I mean this is I mean Dusty roads like Kid
Cash is horrified every time that Dusty shows justice elbow,
and Dusty is just showing his ass. So Dusty is
obviously just like he's showing his ass because he's get
up for the ass assistant sentence. Or of course he
puts him a fun position and then rubs his ass
(01:02:13):
on his face.
Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
That's what the bionic elbow. So Cash goes to attack Dusty,
but Dusty keeps flashing that I'll hit him with the
bionic elbow, so he keeps backing up, which.
Speaker 4 (01:02:25):
Is also his ass.
Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
Funny as hell. So Cash Mongus comes in.
Speaker 4 (01:02:34):
I'd be like that's him for life to be now
like I'm not look at this guys the rest of
my life.
Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
What the fuck it's Cash mug is an Irish bad kiddie.
Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Mungus made.
Speaker 6 (01:02:53):
He's a league of his own Cash Muggus, Cashmungus.
Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
Cash Muggus comes in.
Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
He well, Dusty tags to James Storm and then Kick
Cash tags back in and then him and Storm start
wrestling around. Storm Drop kicks Cash out of the ring,
and uh he throws some chairs into the ring, So
Dusty and James Storm grab the chairs and then sit
in the chairs in the middle of the ring.
Speaker 4 (01:03:17):
That is fucking awesome. Big pop for it too.
Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
So Dusty walks over to the ropes and kid Cash
drop kicks his leg.
Speaker 4 (01:03:24):
Dude takes his leg out crazy, then they just he
takes his boot off and they start kicking his ass.
Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
Dude, So yeah, kick Cash is working on his leg.
He takes his boot off, locks in a spinning toe hold. Well,
Cash Smuggas comes in and he starts to He starts
to work over Dusty's leg, which looks fucking ridiculous. Gets
(01:03:52):
his seven foot tall.
Speaker 4 (01:03:57):
And he's doing work.
Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
Do ever remove Kid Cash comes in and he locks
his but James Storm tags in and starts going to town.
Stormhead scissors Mungus.
Speaker 6 (01:04:14):
And then the last by the ways the Cash Muggs liked.
Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
Good look.
Speaker 4 (01:04:21):
Then he close lines over the to get.
Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
Out of here, and then he has a power slam
on Kid Cash. Kid Cash has the cowboy boot from Dusty.
He took it off earlier.
Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
Oh because Kid Cash ripped it off of his fucking foot.
I think right, that's right, worked a leg, yes, and
also Dusty is on the outside fighting. Just make get
it right up?
Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
Yeah right. So Kid Cash has the cowboy boot, but
James Storm grabs it and uses it on Kid Cash.
Cash Muggests pulls a re effort to Storm rolls up Cash,
but Mongus comes in to hit them with the belt.
(01:05:03):
Kick Cash pins them and they retain the belts.
Speaker 4 (01:05:08):
Cash hit up with a lead pipe.
Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
I gotta I gotta say before before this match, I
really really wanted James Storm and Dusty Rose to win.
But after I saw the Cash brothers, I just knew, is.
Speaker 4 (01:05:22):
This your deal?
Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
This is based idea.
Speaker 4 (01:05:28):
It's like when you go the fucking videos where they
go to wrestling. Who made this burger? Who made this
fucking burger? This ship was delicious?
Speaker 6 (01:05:35):
Man, that's me for this gimmick of Cashuggs.
Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
So Scott Hudson is here with Jeff Jarrett, and Scott
Hudson says, Russo stacked the deck against Jeff Jarrett.
Speaker 4 (01:05:50):
Tonight, holy ship. Yeah, so Jeff jaritsy is eating his
pair of glasses for some reason, and he stacked the
deck against him. You want to want to want to
match against Truth, and now you're with four other men,
Jared says, you think I waited thirty five days for
Russa to stack the deck against me. I see, this
is the exact opposite, because we got four egos stepping
in there, not just one Truth, Raven Styles and Chris Harris.
(01:06:10):
They have monster egos for the massive times. Jared says,
I don't have an ego. He says, all I care
about is getting empt getting too impact with the NWA
World Championship. And you want to talk about strategy, I'll
give you a strategy. King of the Mountain is the
thinking man's game. And you think any of those four
can out think me? And then ag Styles runs in
(01:06:31):
and it starts budgeting with his head. I don't know
why he's not fighting Raven still, but ajz here attacking Jared,
and security breaks it up. So we go back to
stage Scott Hudson's with Truth, BG James and Conan. And
this is where like my timeline got super fucked because
like I thought this was Truth like his first time
winning the belt, and then I was like, no chance
(01:06:55):
that goddamn three Live crew is a thing. Then like,
no fucking way. So Scott says, Vince Russo didn't give
you the one on one match for your first title defense.
This is yeah, this is Truth's first title defense is
King of the Mountain. And Truth says, you know what,
Scott makes me feel?
Speaker 7 (01:07:09):
Like?
Speaker 4 (01:07:09):
I'm in the land a Wizard of Oz. Why me
becoming a two time Afro American NBA champion? Do you
have to worry about one ladders? Two a penalty box
and three four opponents ladders ladder? Haven't Eve been trying
to keep three lk down a little too long? And
Conan says, Yo, Vince Russo, I'm going to raw. I'm
getting drafted Wall.
Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
I already told Dave.
Speaker 4 (01:07:32):
MELTSI I tapped up all the boys. I'm at a
see you. This is where they dropped this info here
unless I missed it earlier, that if BG James or
Conan interfered, they're fired from TNA. So I'm surprised that
Codin and PG James didn't desperately run out in this
matter for a shoot.
Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
So we go to a pre tape. Russo makes the
King of the Mountain match. Ron Killing says that he's
going to keep the title, and Jarrett says that Russo
has underestimated him for the last time.
Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
And then there's a very slow motion black and white
shot of Russo holding his head, and then a King
of the Mountain graphic which is MS paint style, then
a random cut out picture of a ladder with nothing
around it, and then uh, then we go to the match.
Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
So now was time for the King of the Mountain match,
and you're featured bout of the evening. So Chris Harris
comes out here in his little jacket. We find the
defendant's guilty. Holy shit, Dusty Roads song, so AJ Styles
comes out second.
Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
Holy shit. Did we ever talk about this that the
fucking Boys of Japan said that Jimmy Hart saying AJ
Styles theme here?
Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
Oh no, we never talked about that.
Speaker 4 (01:08:43):
There was a certain group of gentlemen that we're convinced
and that we're trying to convince us and maybe still
are convinced, and I need someone to look into this.
I AJ styles theme here, the og AJ theme, not
the fucking born and rays, not that one, the fucking
in the first one at Yes, I am, I am
that one. There are people that we know and love dearly.
(01:09:07):
That said. Jimmy Hart sang that song and we listened
to it, and there are a few parts that sound
like Jimmy Hart, I will say, but they do. Yeah,
there's a couple of lines that sound very Jimmy Hart esque,
you know the words that he says, and they're to
the death convinced this, So feel free at your own
leisure look into it, listen to the song, dissect it.
(01:09:30):
I mean, Dale Oliver has credits for this. I can't
see a world where where twenty plus years removed from
the song and Jimmy Hart hasn't come out and said,
I fucking sang that song, dad. But who knows, Maybe
maybe the boys are correct. So let us note.
Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
Raven comes out third. Jeff Jarrett comes out fourth with
the long.
Speaker 4 (01:09:49):
Intro Jared full intro into my World. I love that
and I love the tron which is places on a
map and then random shots of him on the train tra.
Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
Yeah, defended the title all over the world. It's a
world title even though he's not champion.
Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
Here on the train tracks, dude, so Ron Killings comes
out here. This mother is a bad jail.
Speaker 4 (01:10:15):
Dude, fucking three l k um, fucking believable. Don't give this, dude,
don't give any of these dude's belts.
Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
With so standing in the ring right now, we have
everybody except for AJ, who is standing on a ladder
outside the ring, and we have Vince Russo, JB and
senior official Rudy Charles. Yeah, this is TNA.
Speaker 4 (01:10:36):
There's so many fucking people, and like, dude, it's so
funny when they get the fucking truth intro. JB's like,
you know, doing his introes saying his name and the
title he hasn't all and Truth is dancing crazy, Like
what a fucking beast he is, Like serious face, just
fucking letting a rock. I like this dude should had
the belt way longer.
Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
So AJ jumps off a ladder on the out side
onto Jarrett just.
Speaker 4 (01:11:02):
Start the match, Like, I guess the bell rings because
the false kind of anywhere, So I guess that's right.
You don't have to all be in the ring.
Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
So Truth that Harris go at it, but Truth goes
to the outside with Raven Chris. Harrison dives over the
ropes on both of them, so in the ring, Styles
hits the style of dropkick on Jarrett, then springboard sensational
flip dives over the penalty box onto everyone on the ramp.
Speaker 4 (01:11:24):
Fucking nuts like he just pops it off too, like
he does the shit in the ring, looks at the
room and says, all right, fuck it, hits the ropes,
big fucking springboard dive, like wow, that's my goat. This
is like the best wrestler in the world right here
for me.
Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
Yeah, man, I mean like a guy that'll bump everywhere
for everyone, making him look good, and then all his
shit's awesome too, like yeah, he's really got it all.
Raven hits a bulldog on Truth and goes for the
Raven effect, but Harris dives on him from the penalty box.
Speaker 4 (01:11:53):
He does he did do that with It looked good
at least that was cool.
Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
Jarrett tries to cross body styles for the first but
Stiles rolls through and he gets a two. Stiles and
Jarrett trade pins for a minute until Stiles rolls through
a pin and picks up Jarrett into the styles Clash
for three.
Speaker 4 (01:12:09):
Dude, what a fucking great like. I don't know how
many times Aj has done it, It's probably been a
ton of times. But where he does like a fucking
thing and it's a like a stack pin and then
it gets a two and picture up for the styles Clash.
That's like, this dude does it all. He's how does
this guy like real? Especially at this time, Like this
guy's the best?
Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
Yeah, I mean he's a complete wrestler already. Here in
two thousand and four, Jarrett has to go into the
penoty box now for two minutes.
Speaker 4 (01:12:38):
Yes, and they roll him, the referees like practically roll
him out of the ring because he's not going and
they they put a timer on the screen too, and uh,
I was like, oh, okay, that's good attention to detail.
I was like, ah, but what if what happens when
two people are on there? Surely they won't have two timers.
Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
So Russo gives Aj the belt and he tries to
climb the ladder to hang the belt because now he
is eligible, but Raven pushes the ladder over Harris then
spears Raven and pins them, which puts him in the
penalty box for two minutes.
Speaker 4 (01:13:08):
And they showed two timers totally different times. I was
very impressed, I gotta say so.
Speaker 1 (01:13:13):
Chris Harris and AJ Styles are the only too eligible
as of right now. AJ tries to climb the ladder again,
but Truth stops him. Harris tries to climb the ladder,
but he ends up dropping the belt on the way up.
When he goes to pick it up off the ground,
Truth hits him with the axe kick off the top
and pins them, ends up making Truth eligible.
Speaker 4 (01:13:36):
I didn't realize he was doing that like all the
fucking time. That is anly b.
Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
Yeah, it's insane.
Speaker 4 (01:13:43):
He has to do the scissors kick in the air
and land on his ass owl.
Speaker 3 (01:13:47):
Yeah, halfway across the ring on this one too, Like
it was insane and.
Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
Harris was hanging off the ladder. It looked great.
Speaker 4 (01:13:53):
Oh my god. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, it did look
fucking awesome. By the way, JB. Jeremy borishrun to announce
everything is what he should with his pen Chris Harris
and Chris Harris has to go to the penalty box
and Truth is now eligible, so.
Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
Harris is released. From the penalty box and Raven is
waiting to kick his ass right at the door. I
thought that was funny. Jared and Raven grab a ladder
on each end and then just start fucking ramming people
with the ladder.
Speaker 4 (01:14:21):
Well, they talked in the penalty box, so now they're
they're cohesive units for the time being.
Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
Aj jumps on top of the ladder and then Jarrett
and Raven just tossed the ladder over the top rope
and A just Paul's right to the floor.
Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
Man, it was fucking funny. I don't know what he expected,
but he laid belly first on the ladder, just punching
and gigging trying to get out of it.
Speaker 4 (01:14:43):
Dude, I thought he was going to stand on it
and do something I didn't expect them to. And then
I was like, okay, he's going over the top. I
didn't expect them to also throw the ladder with him on.
Speaker 3 (01:14:52):
Top of so they dump him and then they just
throw the ladder right on top of him.
Speaker 4 (01:14:58):
Yeah, funk off.
Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
Jared and Ravens start firing off on each other and
Raven dropped toe holds. Jarreted onto the chair.
Speaker 4 (01:15:05):
Jareded set up a chair and he's shoving. Raven says,
do your shit, do your fucking spot, Raven, and what
the fuck?
Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
What the DDT?
Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
Yeah, the Raven effect is that what you No, it's
fuck you.
Speaker 4 (01:15:19):
He starts bunching. It's even flow.
Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
That's where they start fighting, Raven Effect even flow.
Speaker 4 (01:15:26):
And then Raven just ends up towing his gimmick to
Jared on the chair. They dropped the hold, so.
Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
Truth and Harris give ten punches in the corner on
opposite sides of the ring to Raven and Jared. At
the same time of that, Harris chases Raven into the
crowd and beats him down and returns to the ring.
Speaker 4 (01:15:41):
It's like in the sex locker room area, which doesn't
exist anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:15:45):
Truth goes to climb, but Aj springboard drop kicks him
off the ladder.
Speaker 4 (01:15:48):
Fucking awesome.
Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
AJ goes to climb but Jeff Jarrett grabs him in
a power bomb, but AJ rons him over and they
both tumble over the ropes.
Speaker 4 (01:15:58):
Dude, I mean there was a second I thought, oh,
Aj is about to take a power bomb through a
table on the floor from Jeff Jarried.
Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
Dude, I definitely thought so too, because Aj was just
bumping around crazy this match.
Speaker 4 (01:16:09):
Yes, dude, but I mean the run over the top
is pretty cool too. I like that.
Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
Chris Harris is alone and he has the belt at
the top of the ladder, but Raven comes in and
powders his.
Speaker 4 (01:16:18):
Eyes fuck you. At the very least, he powders the
top of the ladder and Chris Harris goes, ah my eyes.
Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
So Raven hits the Raven Effect DDT on Chris Harris
and pins him, becoming eligible to hang the belt. I
actually think Mike today says Raven Effect, let go co
cock cock cock cock.
Speaker 4 (01:16:41):
I was hoping you just didn't hear it, but yes,
he does.
Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
Come mom, man, it's too easy. So Jared hits truth
with the stroke from the apron to the guardrail.
Speaker 4 (01:16:50):
Okay again. Another spot I thought was going through a
table on the floor.
Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
Yes, straight to the guardrail head first.
Speaker 4 (01:16:56):
This was awesome cool.
Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
Jared ends up pinning him because eligible, which means that
everyone in the match is now eligible to hang the
belt up.
Speaker 4 (01:17:05):
Raven tried to stop like he tried to break up
the pin, which I thought was great because I don't
think anyone else had done that. The rest of the
match like, yeah, why wouldn't you stop them from being eligible?
Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
Well, Russo has the belt and he won't give it
to Jeff Jarrett. They get into a tug of war
and Jarrett goes to grab it, but Russo holds on.
AJ comes from behind and he rolls them up. And
now Jeff Jarrett has to go to the penalty box.
Speaker 4 (01:17:31):
Damn it. Well, before he goes there, he beats the
dog shit at an end. It stops the mountain shit.
Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
So Jeff Jarrett goes to the penalty box. They're trying
to drag him over there, and then he gets to
the box and Chris Harris whoops his ass.
Speaker 4 (01:17:47):
Like Sarah's is always in Joan, always beating you up.
Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
So AJ is now at the top of the ladder
and Raven pushes the ladder down and Aj lands between
the fucking ropes and the penalty box in the most
painful way that he possibly could.
Speaker 4 (01:18:02):
Have landed like it looks like as he's falling, he
knows he could fall safely, so he decides to throw
his body just a little bit farther so he could
smash into the cage, which I mean, like unfucking believable. Man.
Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
Aj took so many gnarly bumps here, truly the MVP
of this match. Yes, if he wasn't in this match,
it would have it would have been way, way, way different.
Speaker 4 (01:18:27):
Holy fuck, who's bumping? No, maybe Chris Sarah's like because
he's young, and maybe they could convince him. But that's it.
Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
So Harris and Raven fight at the top of the
ladder and Harris pushes Raven off through a table.
Speaker 4 (01:18:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
Truth then comes up, grabs the ladder and throws it backwards,
launching Harris off the ladder through a table behind him.
Speaker 4 (01:18:49):
This is fucking perfect.
Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
Truth is climbing, but Jared is let out of the
penalty box. No, he grabs the guitar. No, and he
climbs and he it's Truth with the guitar.
Speaker 4 (01:19:02):
No.
Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
So Jared tries to hang the belt, but the piece
comes out.
Speaker 4 (01:19:06):
Dude, it's broken.
Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
Yeah. So the piece is like literally out of the
gimmick and he has to figure out how to put
it back in.
Speaker 4 (01:19:14):
Dude. The rep has to climb the ladder to give
him the broken piece, so Jarrett can like he's swiping
at it and he's staring at it as he tries
to put the belt up. He looks at the ref
and he says, not fucking working, and the rep has
to give him the piece and Jared has to like
put it through the hole so it'll hold up the belt.
That doesn't even look right, but eventually he does. He
(01:19:35):
hangs the belt up and praise the God that it
doesn't fall, and they ring the belt so fucking fast.
There's just signify that he won, just in case it
does fall.
Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
This happened to TNA so much with their gimmicks. They
always had something falling off or breaking or something.
Speaker 4 (01:19:49):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (01:19:49):
The first Ultimate X match it fell off too.
Speaker 4 (01:19:51):
Yeah, dude, a.
Speaker 1 (01:19:52):
Couple of times it did, like in that match, and
then they also had to happen multiple times after that
in other matches.
Speaker 4 (01:19:59):
Yeah, it's fucking it. It's just that unlucky, unlucky pieces
of equipment here that but Jeff Jared ultimately, no matter what,
you cannot even put broken pieces of equipment in his way.
He's winning this match, and everyone wants to sit around
like an essel as he would.
Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
So yep, Jared is able to hang it back up
and then he hangs the title up there and he
wins the n w A title back because motherfucker. This
is his match, my word.
Speaker 4 (01:20:23):
So I was reading about it in The Observer and
I think, like every Meltzer even said like, of course
everyone says like this is like a Jared Vanity project
all this stuff, but like Fox Sport, Neet actually did
want somebody like with a name to win the belt,
and like he was. They were, you know, a top
heel having the belt going to the show with a
top baby chasing on what was good business. So like
(01:20:44):
that's how they looked at it. Now, whether or not
Jared had to be the guy or the heel to
do it is you know, you could question, but like,
you know, you hard to argue that he wasn't the
most you know, hated heel on the show.
Speaker 1 (01:20:54):
Next, Frankie Kazzar's funniest shit.
Speaker 4 (01:21:01):
So Russo's on the floor outside, he's fucking upset, he's
pragically in a fetal position upset, and and then gorgeous
George walks onto the stage that we know that lady, Yeah,
that's oh my god, I haven't seen her in several years.
I legit wrote who the fuck is that? And I
had to look it up in other people's reviews to
find out who the fuck this was. And then I
(01:21:22):
looked further and I don't know if this goes anywhere.
Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
I don't think it does. I don't remember her at all.
Speaker 4 (01:21:29):
And so she shows up the next week, and then
I don't know she shows up again.
Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
She like aligned with somebody next week.
Speaker 4 (01:21:36):
Or no, she just watches Jared's match, I think from
the balcony, like maybe someone else has fucking.
Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
This look though, it was Jarrett winning the King of
the Mountain and then a lady walking down the ramp
and Mike Today says, I haven't seen her in years.
All right, we gotta get out of here.
Speaker 4 (01:21:58):
Don't Misimpact on Friday at three, Okay, Yeah, fucking super
weird ending. No idea where that was supposed to go.
Don't know if it goes anywhere unless it was like
supposed to fucking tease the macho man. Maybe, but like
I don't know if it does. Yeah, like maybe hopefully
someone has some info on that because I'd love to know.
(01:22:19):
But yeah, that is uh, that is the show. Right
before the first episode of Impact, This was the lead
in I guess the pay per view before their first
television show, and I had a good time, though, like
I know it was mostly matches and like you know,
in between segments, but none of the matches were fucking bad.
I at least was like, okay, that was I enjoyed that.
And even the matches that I like, I wasn't crazy about,
(01:22:40):
or I went in not being crazy about at least
like weren't long, like Monty Brown and fucking Sunny Siaki
had some fun stuff in the end, and like wasn't long. Yeah,
Like I enjoyed King of the Mountains fun. It's a
fucking ridiculous gimmick. Very mad that that's not in a
video game. Yeah, Like I mean that's like a video
game fucking made match.
Speaker 3 (01:22:59):
Like yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:23:02):
Yeah, No, I mean I have a soft spot for
all these weekly pay per views. I don't think I've
watched all of them in my lifetime, but like you know,
young Johnny was definitely watching these weekly very legally. Yeah,
like you know, finding CNA was my gateway to the Indies,
was my gateway to a lot of things in my life.
And you know what, you could credit TNA for me
knowing you boys, so that I got a lot of
(01:23:23):
love in my heart for these weekly pay per views. Yeah,
I had a good time at the show.
Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
Yeah, I enjoyed it.
Speaker 4 (01:23:28):
And ultimately I had fun for three hundred episodes of
the Deadlock podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:23:33):
Yeah, yes, yes, yes yes.
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