Revisiting TNA Impact Wrestling 2014 Dixie Carter Put Through Table, Monsters Ball Match, 3 Way X-Title Match

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Damn. The Deadline Podcast our episodetwo three seven. Wow, what's talk
to you in six years? Isaid, I said two three Heartie,
So good bye, Tony. He'sa little fucking bit so shacky, got

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drawer. That's what I want toknow, dude, I want to know
what we're talking about today. James. Oh, yeah, that's right.
Okay, Oh, let's real quick. Have you guys seen The Ultimate Showdown
before? Yo? Yes, Iactually have. Yeah, the listener you've
seen that, The Ultimate Showdown.Nothing. I just wanted to bring it
up and say it was a greatvideo. Yeah. Yeah, this is
the Ultimate show Yeah, of UltimateDestiny. Yeah, that's that's good stuff.

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So today we're talking about Impact WrestlingAugust seventh, twenty fourteen. Wow,
that's a deep one. That's maybeone of most retro fucking I tried
to argue that it wasn't, butI was. I was probably wrong.
I was. I just don't wantto feel old. Yeah, I mean
it's ten years now almost rights yearwise is ten until August. It won't

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be, but at some point itwill be August and then it will be
ten. So you know, youjust looked to the future to look to
the past. Retro for the futurein anything. Well, the big reason
we wanted to watch this was thiswas a pivotal point in Tena's history of
It's all over. Fuck. Thiswas like the last run. This is

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it right because for me, Iwas watching this and I said, people
cared about this, people liked it. We were talking about earlier. This
is when I got back in duringthis period that doesn't last long. Yeah,
they're about to go to Destination Americaand no, that was it.
Man. They went from a millionviewers a week on bike Destination America had

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about half as many homes that theyhad TV in. They expected them to
keep that one million for some reasonwhen they switched over to a network with
half the amount of viewers. Yeah, and then they lost half their viewership
if you can believe it, well, all their all their viewers. Obviously
what happened was all their viewers switchedover and they instead started watching Shit's Creek

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and It's just a good chill.I like, I remember trying to find
Destination America for so long. Iwas like, dude, I don't there's
no way anyone actually has this exist, didn't exist, But we're gonna be
talking about that It is the episodeof TNA where Dixie Carter gets put through
a table by Bully Ray, whichis a big build up for that.

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Yeah. Yeah, it's a hugepoint because she had been a heel with
Dixie Land and EAC three since theuh A J. Styles left. Yeah,
oh wow, Yeah, you're right, which we've also reviewed. Yeah,
we reviewed that. You should goback and listen to that, and
we'll talk about that today. Butbefore we get into that, we have
some deadlock updates. Why is thison the Patreon Forrest Griffin versus Anderson Silva
from UFC one zero one. Yeah, that's real. We watched that because

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that was a goddamn big moment forus. It was, and uh man,
it is a fucking crazy fight tolook back on. You should watch
it. It's even crazier watching itback now. That was Yeah, UFC
one on one, which I alsodidn't realize, like that's you know,
you've seen one Hunter was a bigshow. So following it up with in
my mind, a legendary fight likeForest Griffin Anderson Silva was a big deal.
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You got a wow. That isan all time well. I mean,
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shaw. I mean it's had tobe seen, right like somebody, if
anyone was gonna have to through it, a should bet us. But fuck,
I'm not happy that I had tofucking Paul bar not real Paul Bear.
Also, I didn't realize Tony,did you know this? No,
did not know this. That thein the shot in the arena where Paul

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Behar is in the cement, it'sa stunt double. It's not They never
really show him. They show himfrom far or from behind, and it's
not real Paul Bharre and I didn'tknow this. It was like when James
didn't know that it wasn't sting goingoff the dront Y. This horrible shit
right now, I mean, itis Legit got to be one of the
worst Undertaker matches. I think I'veever seen until we watched another Undertaker match.

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That will Oh oh my god,I forgot about that already. Oh
my god, that'll come out atsome point. Yeah. Man, just
a lot of stinkers in a rushout who had a great final match.
By the way, Oh, that'sa question in a Q and A.
So we'll see that, okay.Sure. DPW just had his debut show
in Illinois this past week in Berwinat the famous Berwin Eagles bub DPW Live.

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You watched it, all of youdid. Yeah. DPW LI of
course, is part of our liveseries of shows where we're actually simultaneously live
same day that the show, sametime that the show is happening. So
of course, if you're a subscriberDEPW on Demand, you could always tune
in to the live shows at thesame time that they're airing. It happened
this past weekend and it is availablenow in DPW on Demand and it was
a stack card dude. All right, Now it's time for the Patreon shout

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name shouted out somehow. Also ifyou're an old one, and sometimes you'll
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ship and it's time all you fuckersout there admit that you that's not saying
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twelve million years old. He saidI wouldn't ship on them, so I
spread my cheeks and hit him withan absolute screamer. I'm witty quick.
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I won that toxbooks talk about duddude. That was fun box off.
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you guess. All right, Nowit's time for the deadlock Q and a
segment Oh my god, cool,come on, First of all, a

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little more excited. Second, allyou got to say, I'm gonna let
you try that one more time.Can you redo that? Please? Oh?
Well, to the deadlock Q anda segment more like quaking and eggs
am I right, yeah, goodjoke and I'm laughing. That makes my

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too thirty. That is all right. Never, let's go. This is
a five dollars a tier and above. We put it throughout and we appreciate
you think every other week, anduh, you ask questions that you asked
the questions we have the answers sometimeslike this question here by user name val
Venus is herpes personified. Asks arethe salads tossed and the potatoes peel?

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This is a question for James.Oh yeah, they always are. Goddamn
it. Oh well, that's whenyou eat ass and suck balls, right,
James, that's what you're talking about. Use her name. Sonny Wright

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asks where is our ghost story thread? Johnny All, I just want this
in here to take credit or taketake blame for this one. So that's
my fault. But you have tounderstand. We do the show and then
my brain melts and I forget everythingwe talked about, so like I didn't
remember that I was supposed to dothat, but I will for after this
one. So we're gonna have towe'll forget to put it up again,

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forget again, unless you replied tothe pod episode on Patreon and say,
Johnny, post the ghost thread andthen we'll read your ghost stories off the
stream. Yeah, or if they'reall bad, we want to it and
we'll mix the segment completely, butwe'll see use the name fucked Up Sipping
on expired original Peach four Locos asksthis is a real question, by the

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way, despite the name Tony,what would you say is the best part
of being a father? Well,that's a that's a load of fust.
I'm loading your feels here. Iwant to you know, raising the kids,
seeing them grow good like that.You know, you get the satisfaction
of seeing them grow up and uhbe a good version of you. That's
pretty goods pretty pretty. That mustbe crazy to watch taking everything that you

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say, so like, it's eitherlike you're gonna mess their life up forever
or you're gonna make them awesome.So you st the chance, and uh
chances are you'll screw them up somehow. I know my parents screwed me up
for sure. Ain't right to doa little bit better than that. So
it's fucking that's very good, Tony. I am playing pretty pretty princess,

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is the short answer. Hey,hey, I've heard that's good. Maybe
maybe like with video games, Yeah, we played the Blue EPs five video
game. That's speaking whoa Blue?He has a PS five game? Rich
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That's offline though it's not recorded.Yeah, on the grind, that's real
game. Yeah, real gamers.I shared Ultimate Destiny. The Ultimation is
a good song. That's a buy. No black Sheep, shut up.
Kelly user named Kelly or shoot namedKelly asks, Hey, hello, near

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to the Patreon just genuinely wanted toknow. How did you feel about stings
last match. That's a good questionbecause I I wanted to talk about this
because I thought it was fucking awesome. It was like the coolest match ever.
It was like, unbelieve probably good. I like went into it hoping
it was gonna be awesome, andI was like, all right, this
is gonna be cool. The Buckswill fucking take a bunch of ship never

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in my wallet. First of all, the hype video the start was awesome.
In the theater, that was cool. Fun. Yeah, the I
mean, the Bucks are gotta beone of the best teams to get their
ass kicked. It's so fun watchingthem get killed. Yeah, it reminds
me of the Gorilla Warfare and maactually has it reminds me of the Danielson
and Roddy. You're very right onthat ship with his sons. Was awesome.

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When the surface thing kid came out, I was like, oh shit,
Sting looks good. I didn't realizeit was. Yeah, you could
have convinced me that was Sting misterAnderson, Jeff Donnie Brown. The match
itself was fucking awesome. The DarbyDarby glass pump is one of the gnarliest

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things I've ever seen. That's crazy. I have, Like, dude,
Yeah, that spot where he jumpedoff the ladder twenty feet into a bunch
of chairs and glass pain's got tobe one of the craziest things I've ever
seen. I'll never forget that,I don't think as long as I live.
And like, he didn't have todo that, He just did it
because he loves staying. I wasjust thinking about to be sweet. So

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I'm gonna die and then he's gonnago die on Mount edge Rest or something.
I don't know what's going on there. That's crazy. Yeah, that's
crazy to me. I saw hispromo on TV where he said, uh,
I'm gonna die. Yeah, he'slike crying. He's like, I
think I might fucking die when Iclimbed this. But if I don't.
I'll be back and I'm going overthe world title. And I said,
wow, is he like the onlywrestler left a crazy story? Like that's

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like that's awesome. Yeah, that'slike real ship. He's like, I'm
gonna go fucking climb this ship becauseI'm that guy, and then I'm gonna
win the world title if I survive. Yeah, he's crazy. Yeah that,
I mean, what a couple ofWhat a week for this dude.
Dude. Yeah, Sting taking aglass bump also gnarly by the way,
and he won. He won,which was totally the right move man.

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People. You know, I understand, like I go the bucks, do
not need to beat fucking Sting.All right, It's fine Sting going up.
It's fucking awesome. Yeah, Ithought that was cool as shit.
I mean I probably wouldn't made thesame call. Yeah, it was the
right fucking call. Yeah, anduh, I loved it. I loved
everything about it. I'll never forgetthat match for as long as I live.
Yeah, that was like the bestretirement match like ever ever. Yeah,

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Like I can't think of any ofthat was better. That was everything.
It was everything I could have askedfor in one match. And it
was a Sting match, which youdon't have to do havelf that, Like
I said, yeah, you're andI feel like it, uh, I
feel like it kind of revived theyoung Bucks, gave him a new gimmick.
Yeah, some cool shit, Darbylooks like a million bucks come out
of it. God. Yeah,Sting got to fucking have his sons on

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TV, you know, packed outGreensborough. Stein got a letter from Greensborough
that said it's Sting Day on likeMarch third. Yeah that's pretty so that's
pretty cool, you know, andlike, yeah, dude, I thought
it was awesome. I can't sayenough good things about how it went.
And the whole show was really goodtoo, the whole Revolution show Yeah,
I povery was yeah, really reallygood. So yeah, shout out man

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there was. It was a funshow and a fun match and you couldn't
ask for more from that user nameSleepy Sheepy asks you guys say you like
the mis, what are your topthree MIS matches? No, I'm I'll
take this one boys, because Iyou know, because like this one.
You know, well I will becausethe issue here, James is, you
know, guys like this are funny. I mean they coming here and they

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want to, you know, justknow all of our favorite mis matches.
I mean, like watching mismatches islike pretty a special thing to us.
And like, of course, wait, like I mean you have your own
matches that you like. Why yougotta like, we don't need to tell
you our favorite matches, like they'repersonal and special to us. So like
while you go out and watch yourown mismatches and get your own top three
and you worry about that. Soanyways, No. Number one, the

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Mirrors in Austin Theory Hall. Ilike the miss John Morrison zombie match.
Oh yes, the mis TV.Why do you have to have a favorite
match? Like, you know,that's what I mean. Like, guys
like, that's a funny, man. I mean, it's not about the
matches with the miss, is aboutthe moments, you know, because he's
such a good performance. Question Sleepysheepy please remember this sleepy sheepy gate keeping

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miss. I'm saying, guys likethis are real funny. Yeah, that's
crazy. Use the name. ZachMcCracken asks this for Tony. Would you
rather sit on a cake while eatingdick or sit on a dick well eating
cake? Hmm. It's like anultimate showdown between cake and dick. And

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I'm not sure which one. Doyou need me to go over it again?
Yeah? You said, what's upfor me? Ye? Would you
rather sit on a cake well,eating dick eating sick? Yeah, or
on a dick? We'll eating cake? Mm hmm. How big is this

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dick? I don't have a that'slike for me. I was gonna ask
how big is the cake? Yeah, because you know kind of cake.
Let's say it's uh, your favoritecake and your favorite dig size. That's

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ass up? I probably Yeah,I'm not eating no dick, so yeah,
I just the cake in the dickof my ass, got it.
I'm not putting no dick in myass. So I'm eating the cake and
wait, in the cake a wholedifferent thing. Here s on one and
you eat the other, which,yeah, I'm eating it. I'm sitting

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on dick. You're sitting on bothand eating both. There's no way you
can even enjoy eating like that's justan l and then you just have cakes.
You're just not even thinking about thislogically, he's doing broth. Yeah,
fu think I'm sitting You can't haveyour dick and eat it too?

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Yeah, using name a funk youand seven Germans like on Blackwood asks,
should I be nervous about dp Wgetting poached? Like E c W.
I'm loving d p WU b KWestbrook by the way, Hey, come
he's fucking He's kind of good.Now you could come on. He's getting
there. I mean, there's reasonnot trust him, but he's he's getting

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there. It's like my be happyall putting people on and I trust y'all.
I'm just becoming attached to the talent. So are we? You should
Yeah, you should be. There'sa mole in the actually is that right?
Yeah? Who you think it is? That's what I heard you.
I am on the record. Youshould be scared off the records. No

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fucking way, no one, noone. They'll just keep taking ship.
They're going to buy the company.We have that secret deal with A W
AND and W W E and TN A and all the top companies where
uh you know, it's a it'sa handshake deal where they take all of
our talent and we let we geta broken trails of stories that were never

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told in spots that were never taken. We get J mallachie clips. That's
what That's all we got that's allwe got going for us. Yeah.
No, uh, I mean I'mglad, I but you I mean like
that's kind of how the ends are, you know, for better or for
worse? Is that will never stop? Yeah, yeah, you know that's

(37:07):
how it is. So it iswhat it is. So yes, we'll
get poached and uh, if anyonewants to buy DPW, come on through.
Yeah, yeah, that'd be cool. I mean, yeah, how
come people can get signed but wecan't get signed. Yeah, yeah,
we set them so everybody, everybodycan get money and severing of the owners.

(37:28):
Okay, that's cool. Fucked Ipromote for years of age. You
can't even book. Uh, LizaDetector, you dump son of a bitch
asks do you prefer apples, bananasor dick? Dude? Did you pick
one good question this week? Justone good question? Just like so,

(37:52):
I to the question and he'll takeit there is. Don't attack the messenger.
This is crazy right now? Anyway? Do you prefer apples bananas or
I'll take you want to? Hedoes want to say dick, and I'm
saying dick, and I want todick Dick, Dick, Dick Dick.

(38:13):
That's all me. I'm gonna gowith apples, all right. Next question,
Kate asks, all right, thisis for Tony. What time do
you go to? Dick? Unbelievable? Top five worst I've ever had in
my life? Savage Or asked,what will Tony learn here? You go,

(38:36):
Tony? Fuck you. You canlist the picture on names on an
XL sheet and use a removed duplicatesfeature so they don't appear more than once
in the picture. You can callyfuck you pal about that, Pat and
I saw you write the name threetimes. But I'm just the messenger.

(38:57):
Yeah, shoot the messenger. That'slast question here, Last question answer,
he said, so busty, theseare good questions. Last question here to
I got to. Zach Kane asked, imagine where the last one's from.
I'll tell you that, please hIs there anything you've had a d p

(39:21):
W A wrestler d p W wantto do that you've had to tell them
no, yes, which and therewas? The answer is absolutely yes,
Yes, it's usually coldby Karna.Alright, last question here, DZ Meghan
Dick Brown. That's a fucking crazyname. Uh fun Mary Kill socco head
Moppy James Dick Dick The answer Moppyhead Head. Yeah, Mary Kill.

(39:59):
One correct answer here and I knowit. Tony's got the main event you
started, James going on, MaryKill think about it, soccohead and Moppy.
This is I mean, you know, it's still my thunder and I'm
gonna is the head like the actuallike head up head. It's the one
that you would have won in thevideo game when you think of head that

(40:22):
is the hands and feet. Youknow. Yeah, I guess I'll marry
head, fuck the sock and killMOPy. That. I don't want you
to say anything. I'm just amessenger. Well you gotta answer. I'm

(40:45):
the main event. Remember, Oh, I apologize? Uh what you say,
James that the main event event?Didn't you sit there? Song?
Is that? What did you say? You marry head? So you said

(41:06):
I would marry the head, Yeah, the sock and kill the mop.
I think I'm with you. Thatfeels right. But Tony says he has
a main of an answer. Sowhat do you got here? You made
me answer is uh, you killMOPy? Your married headn't the sock and

(41:27):
it is that. I don't knowif you knew that, but yeah,
yeah, hey, you guys answeredall the questions. That's cool, I
Stinker Dick or co John. Yeah, you got to have ten dicks in

(41:55):
your out there, don't We're takingfor the questions. Sure, I appreciate
that, and well we're gonna moveon to the fucking show. The rest

(42:17):
of the show is where we goto see how it goes. All right,
now it's time to get into ImpactWrestling. August seventh, twenty fourteen.
This is uh, this is apretty important run, as we said
at the top here, because it'sit's the last one I watched. That's
why it's important, right. Butbefore we get into this episode, let's

(42:38):
take a look what was going onin the world of wrestling at the time
with the Wrestling Observer newsletter. Aswe go to August fourth, twenty fourteen.
Here from the Observer, TEENA findsitself at a crossroads with its television
contract with Spike TV set to expirein two months, and not only is
no deal in place, but ameeting over the past but no meetings over
the past two weeks. Dixie Cardwas told it they are not interested in

(43:00):
renewing the deal, says Spike TV. Uh. The story was related to
by multiple sources in a story reportedin numerous places this past week, mostly
TMZ. The idea is that Spikeis still willing to keep the show,
but wants to cut down on thelicensing fee number, and even the speculation
that Spike wants to own it,to own its own wrestling promotion is at
this point nothing more than optimistic speculation. But neither is impossible because I'm pretty

(43:22):
sure Spike owned Bellatur at this point. That's correct. I think that was,
yeah, that was like. Theidea is that they would have an
MMA promotion in the wrestling promotion theyone a UFC. They were going to
buy UFC, but UFC didn't wantto sell to them, which is I
can't imagine how different things would havebeen if that that happened. That's nuts,
not yeah really, yeah, nofucking way. Sources. There were

(43:44):
two key reasons for Spike saying theywouldn't renew. The obvious one was they
didn't believe the product was cost effectivefor what they were paying for it.
The second was that Spike was outrightlied to about Vince Russo not working for
the company. Yeah, which aswell, one of the brother that is

(44:05):
that is true. That's why TNAwas in such a panic when Russo's email
accidentally was sent to Mike Johnson becausethey had denied Russo was working there after
Spike and made it clear a longtime ago they didn't want him involved.
So what's the story? There isan email accidentally got sent to Mike Johnson
instead of what like Mike tonay,is that what it was? I think
so? I think he just sentthe wrong Yeah, the wrong, the
wrong Mike got anything wrong? Andit was Russo's like critiques of the show.

(44:30):
Yeah he was, he was likenot what do you call that where
someone's just like giving their thoughts onthe show or whatever. I don't know
if he was like exactly writing.He was probably giving him like yeah you
should do this with the angle typeshit. But like that was enough for
Spike, like just because they toldhim like, hey, he shouldn't have
anything to do with the show period. Yeah, right, so they did
get I think they got rid ofhim, but yeah, they kept baking

(44:51):
them after this. Dude. Yeah, I'm sure why teammate continue to use
Russo and creative when Spike made itclear they wanted no involvement with him.
As a question, and nobody hascome close to being able to answer on
seven point thirty Russo on Twitter claimedthat he was no longer with TNA.
He tweeted, officially done with TNAtoday. They suggested a break. I
declined finality was better for me.Hours earlier, Taz had written, I

(45:12):
unfollowed Russo earlier he's annoying about allof his brand has that go away.
Recently, many of the production peoplein TNA, who were months behind and
being paid, threatened to walk inmass on the first day of the multiple
day taping, forcing Dixie Carter towrite checks catching them all up. TNA
has also been forced to either greatlycut back on new deals or outright night
sign not sign talent, losing HulkHogan, sting ages styles Chris Saban,

(45:36):
Christopher Daniels, and Frankie Kazarian inrecent months. The Hogan loss, while
not seeming big of the time,is now significant. One source within a
significant TV ties checked around with stationsand said he found no real interest in
the product among other stations because losingHogan hurt a lot because he was the
one guy that executives at stations whoare in charge of negotiating these deals had
even heard of. Wow, toughfucking time here for TNA. Wow,

(45:58):
top fucking time. Yeah, itwas, and it gets real bad here
soon. Yeah. I mean theDestination America thing does not go well,
does it? No? From TheObserver. August eleventh, twenty fourteen,
AJ Styles did an interview with WeeklyPro Wrestling and said that he considers Japan
his new career and he could evenlive there. He said he prefers it

(46:19):
to WWE because in WWE you haveto drop everything and start out as a
nobody until they teach you their wayof being. Somebody said, okay,
well we just want to do that. We'll show you well listen last part
here about TNA rampage. Jackson isnot happy with TNA. He was interviewed

(46:43):
on the Fight NERD show Crazy andsaid that even though he is still listened
on the roster page, he willnever go back. He said when he
showed up, there was a tonof momentum and he was told they were
going to do a long bill tolead to a singles match with Kurd Angle,
which sounds fucking nuts. The secondweekend, him and Angle were already
shaking hands and he thought that wascompletely fucking stupid. So he hates DNA

(47:06):
from what they did and not buildingthe credit angle thing right, and he
does not want to go back.You'd hate a lot of wrestling. God,
yeah, no, kiddada man.Things change all the time. Well
that is it for the wrestling observer, and I was let's talk about Impact
wrestling August seventh, twenty fourteen.All right, So to get this out
of the way ahead of time,the quality of this episode on TNA Plus

(47:28):
is awful. I think they rippedit and then rendered it out in one
forty p as much as they couldin a row. Interlace, I don't
know what you're talking about. Wasable to watch this with TNA Plus,
Yeah it was. I saw it, okay. I did not watch it
on TNA Plus. Okay. Istarted it, complained and then it got
better. But it was interlace still. Oh yeah. All the stuff they

(47:52):
uploaded around this air was interlace.The YouTube you go back and watch the
YouTube clips was also an interlace YouTube. Brutal. However, they processed their
video like they must have done somelike weird like render out interlace damn act
to like two thousand and eight onYouTube. I remember watching six sided interlace
clips. So great year, I'llblow the interlaced versions of the East.

(48:14):
Good damn it. Yeah, likeat least the Manhattan Center run man,
because this ship is fun, thisship, give it it. Yeah,
this was there's also no plus tenor minus ten on this player. Oh
on the TNA plus one. Yeah, yeah, we're gonna need a plus
tenor come on. Uh this isthere in the Manhattan Center, which is,

(48:37):
yes, a tremendous venue. Oneway. We would love to run
by the way. I don't knowhow. God, yeah, I don't
know how to make that happen,but that would be that'ld be unbelievable to
do that. So we talked abouta little bit before. These are part
of the Manhattan Center shows TENA wasdoing, which was a huge deal at
the time, and they were very, very hyped up. Yes, I
think the ratings were doing well forthese shows too. I think this one
was around like one point one orsomething like that. That's right, right,

(48:59):
I'll check, but yeah, that'sand the hype was real and Dixie
had so much goal away heat ofthe time. They were begging for her
to get the fuck off of TVand uh get putting Bully like doing the
angle where he said I Am goingto put you through a table I dare
the August seventh show was highest ratedthat they had since February of that year.

(49:20):
It threw one point six million viewers. Oh wow. Yeah. And
also at this time too, theywere presenting TNA like a fucking TV show,
Like it wasn't a wrestling show,it was a TV show. It's
like a reality show, right,Yeah. Yeah, I actually liked a
lot of the way this presentation was. Uh yeah, We've done a couple
of promos like this, where likethe guys will talk to him behind the

(49:42):
camera and he'll he'll look at them. He won't look at the camera,
he'll look at the guys him.Yeah, that's I mean it just because
it feels I don't know, justthere's some kind of it's a bit of
authenticity to it. Yeah. Theystart the show off a year with a
black screen that says, due tothe strong nature of tonight's episode, we
caution viewers to use parental discretion.Oh my god. Odd And we get
a cold open here Tommy Dreamer andtwo three D are just at the venue

(50:05):
hanging out. Hey. Yeah,before the show starts. Yeah, they're
walking through all the production ship andall. They're going to the back and
Dreamer says, take it all in, boys, It's it's great to be
back, and Bubba says, it'slike kiss putting on the makeup for one
more night. I don't think so. Someone behind the camera asked Bubba or
Bully, actually, don't know,man, Tommy Dreamer Team three D being

(50:27):
kiss is actually probably yeah. Oh, I guess brings dragging their carcasses out
there. I give you right there, that's fucking fair. Someone off camera
asks Bully his thoughts on tonight's war, and Bully says, We're gonna tear
the house down, and I'm gonnaget Ethan Carter's blood on my hands,
and I don't care if I busthis head open. I don't care if

(50:49):
it's chopping, chesting the chopped meat. Now, I'm gonna fulfill my promise
to the wrestling world. We're gonnaput Dixie through a table. And Tommy
Dreamer says, texture friends wrestling historytonight, dude, If you don't shut
the fuck up, I'll turn theshow off right now, and then shows
a video package of the end ofthe show of later tonight. This is

(51:14):
a television show. Stuff that theydo all the time. Yeah, they
had a television stuff. Yeah,I didn't like that. It's insane.
Yeah, it's insane. Well,the way wrestling is always presented is that
it's an ongoing sports presentation, evenif it's not sports or sports. Sure,
you're not supposed to know what theending is going to be before.
It's not often that they say thisis not live. Yeah, this is

(51:35):
supposed to be happening, whether it'staped or not in real time. That's
the ca FAE. But them showinga video package of the end of the
show so that you don't do nowis insane. Literally, they're literally saying
like, hey, we've put youthrough so much bullshit, Like he's gone,
like you want Dixie goes to thistable and look we got Dixie.
You go to the table, Butyou gotta wait and see the hashtag for

(51:59):
the evening is it happens? Dude? There was a big like social media
blitz for this. I remember thatthe hashtag it happens and they even like
shared the clips on Twitter and stufftoo. Is like, well, the
best thing to me about these randomfucking hashtags is they would do these and
no one would know what was wrestling. They'd be like, what's happening.
What's this? Maybe that was theirplan, like someone will click and be
like, oh, wrestling, I'mgonna watch this. I like wrestling now.

(52:20):
Yeah, the hashtags now are moredoubted than they were back then.
They were just putting whatever the fuckout there. August warning, warning,
what's happening? What's happening in August? It's happening is a crazy hashtag that
could be like anything from like theworst thing you could possibly think of to
like this happening. I feel likeat the same time, like Rock was
on rall saying hashtag cookie puss,Oh, trend big worldwide. Okay,

(52:45):
they say trending before he even saysit. Oh yeah, this is trending
right now. Wow. Replies areall Lincoln bio acids. I'll always be
taking a by it never there hashstagg it happens. Here's what happens to
the other show? You know,w c W. Price should have done

(53:06):
this like it was. That wouldhave been first off, hashtag nothing but
it shows a issul They should showa video package at the end of the
show so I know if it's abullshit as show or not. It should
be forced to shulation. We promisedyou sting be Togan. I promise you
it'll happen. You're telling me thatyou wouldn't stay tuned in if the end
of the beginning of the show showedclips of Hogan leg dropping fourteen times in

(53:29):
a row. Ever, I stigureout for that. So we kicked the
night off here with Abyss versus Bram. Oh my god, he mustn't just
signed a contract. A new multiyear deal for Brahm has just come through.
We're getting work. I don't know, dude, I don't know.
I got I know of this andI know, but like, I don't
know if anyone knows of that pocketof time where every two months Brad was

(53:52):
getting signed to a new deal andit wasn't until like the fourth one people
said sign Yeah, dude, thiswas on the boards crazy, which is
twenty fourteen boards. Is fucking nutsthinking it was crazy. Yeah. Every
time something would come out where it'slike t n A, they might be
losing that Spike deal. I see, I go on Twitter Brad has been

(54:12):
signed to a new year deal.Oh okay, what things must not be
that bad if Bram side It wasalways the same fucking graph since emailed a
Spike TV by accident. Brand hassigned a new d I gotta say this

(54:34):
to you. There's three different posts. There is and then there's this one
Robbie, and there's the graphic.The graphic the joke on all three of
them. Braviis side, braver sideand braver side. The second one is
Robbie e Day eighth and then Maytwentieth, and then May twenty eight.

(55:02):
He is fucking very proud enough,all is well, I'm redeating this this
proud when they signed him to fuckingeat w RUT contracts every time, I
swear in my head it doesn't saythat, but every time it was a

(55:23):
new deal. That's what I rememberit too. The first one is proud
anounced the signing up brand to amulti year contract deal for all right,
it was most of all, thankyou, they keep doing it. I'm

(55:46):
glad you say. They had tolock him in the Monster's ballroom right for
like to just keep here, andhe got it. Then they let him
out after he got his new contract. Sorry, he's fucking farming cond hell
of deals, says like man,one time deals coming through this guy up

(56:14):
and coming prospect for him and Robbie. Yeah, dude, fucking crazy fom
animal. Yeah, Bram is hereand he has got a Monster's ball mask
with Abyss. Yes, Bram iswith Magnus. Yeah he's his friend.
That was that there, boys,Yeah, yeah, Abyss comes out and

(56:37):
only what I can describe as astinky style. It's Abyss, short hair,
great mood of mass, smelly dookie. I hate this era, dude,
it is so fucked up. Thisis cursed. This is very cursed.
With the teeth. He was sodone, like he was done with

(56:58):
like, look, guys, theAbyss thing was over look. I love
Abyss. He's one of my favoriteguys ever in wrestling, legit top five
big guys of all the time ever. Yeah, it's over calls killed with
the with the Hogan stuff right withthe ring and the red yell. And
this is already like years after thattwo times. Yeah, yeah, there

(57:19):
was fucking Do you remember the onepoint where Hardy Boys teleport back to the
state. They teleport back to thesound stage, but they they end up
not making it there, but theTag Belts do, and then Decayed gets
to the Tag Belts. That's right. I do remember the Tag Champions because
they didn't work. Yeah, becausethe Hardies didn't want to. Yeah,

(57:42):
dude, what it was I thinkwas I think the Hardies actually did want
to work and they would have droppedthe belts, but they didn't want them
to do. They said, ah, fuck it, it doesn't matter.
Really, Yeah, they didn't wantthem to they didn't want to come.
I might be missing, but Iswear I remember it being that the Hardys
were cool with coming to drop thebelts, but they said, I don't
worry about it, and then theyhad him teleport and then just dropped the
belt. Steve Manly ship, Wow, there's a lot of duck shit ship,

(58:12):
dude, especially with Abyss Tony.Yeah, man, a lot of
bullshit and like, but I willsay I did like this match. I
did too. I thought the show, Yeah, this is a good fucking
match. So monsters ball match.Here Bram does go under the ring to
grab a turn buckle, and Iguess that's his thing. That's that's what
they said, that's his gimmick.And this was obviously this was set up,
by the way, because Bram attackedAbyss with Janice and Abyss took that

(58:36):
personally, which led to this.I didn't realize I wrote here, Holy
shit, Bram just signed a dude. Yeah, so he goes under the
ring grabs a turn buckle, andwhen he grabs the turn buckle from under
the ring, there's a guy inthe front row and he is just yelling
at him right in the face.You are going to lose, you are

(58:59):
going to love, you are goingto lose. Damn he was he was
wrong. B wo what it was. And there's a time about chance to
start this match, Like they don'teven do anything. There's an easy W
chant from a little child in agreen shirt going crazy with easy W chants.
There's a we want tables chant,we want blood chant. I think

(59:19):
there might have been a we wantfire chant too. Yeah, doing first
off doing a monster's ball and thena hardcore war is short sizey, but
it doesn't matter because both of themget over, so in the end it
worked out fine. Yeah. Ohthey're also chanting we want tables and the
big spot of the night is thedigsy tables of the show. Yeah wow,

(59:39):
Yeah, shouldn't have done that.So Abyss then grabs a cheese grater
and greats rams balls, slice yambagfor everyone. Thing I have about an
olive loaf today are great on thisshow. Tas and Mike today are big
chilling, like, oh, they'recrazy, they're doing bits crazy, dude,

(01:00:02):
They're they're they're like seat back inthe fucking studio, talk about tea.
But I digress. So I saidthat was what they were talking about
that earlier today today was talking abouthow Dreamers said, oh, you know,
text your friends about the show,and Tessa as well, the Dreamers
still use the flip phone. ButI digress. Did he talk? I

(01:00:22):
love that he just he kind ofjust does that to everybody during the show.
You might today like He'll just givehim a little one piece of tod
air. Yeah, that's awesome.So Abyss throws Bram headfirst into a chair
in the corner and then out comesJanice, the bat with the nails that
killed Rob. And that is DixieCarter's mom. That is correct. I

(01:00:44):
always thought it was Griffin. SoAbyss swings Janis at Bram missus Bram and
hits a term buckle and Jan's getsstuck in the buckle. I always love
that spot. I feel like they'realways a spot. It's every time.
He's always spot before I saw it, and I fucking pop for it every

(01:01:05):
time. I always fall for it. I like any anytime the swing a
weapon, it gets stuck in thetop rope, like I think homicide would
do with a fork. Yeah,I think so, Yeah, that's cool.
Yeah. So Abyss then goes underthe ring and grabs the bag of
tricks. Well Test says, oh, sometimes me, this isn't a bag
of chips and a yankee dude,all but I did Chris the crowd chance,

(01:01:30):
we want blood, and Tat says, well, you'll probably get more
blood because Abyss is already bleeding.Bram then swings a kidness stick and hits
Abyss a few times with it,uh before Abyss cuts them off with the
goozle. Bram goes to grab Janiceunsheast that ship king Arthur's style from the

(01:01:52):
turnbuckle. He had like put hisfoot on the second rope. I'm all
going to the match like surrounding thisfuck weapon because like I always felt like
the first time they tried to dothis with Abyss, they like it was
almost like this weapon didn't matter,like it killed r v D. And
then like whenever it was actually used, it never killed anybody or didn't you
know it was just a shot tothe gut. And it was ah fuck.

(01:02:15):
So Abyss grabs them, he chokedslams them onto the bag of tricks
that all that all the tricks weretacked. So Abyss grabs Janis, but
Magnus runs down and stops them.Bram then spears Abyss through the barbed wire
board in the corner, and thenBram uses Janis in the mid section on

(01:02:37):
Abyss and wins the match. Comeon man a bit two thousand and five,
abys, when it's taken it tothe head and let it stick in
there, Yeah, you're right,probably too. I wonder if they ever,
like like if they would have gimmickedit and like changed it out mid
match and then he'll just like hithim in the head with it, you
know, like the triple Ah sledgehammeror something like that. You know,

(01:02:57):
all the fucking fake barbi from mYeah, like we hit Sean in the
back with the sledgeham or whatever.Yeah, yeah, like do that.
But with Janie you could do somethinglike that. Like even if it was
just like to the back or something, I feel like it would be way
cooler, Like if he was likein a kneeling position and you like hit
him in the back. Crazy withthe janis if it could stick in his

(01:03:20):
jacket. Yeah, yeah, that'dbe cool. Yeah, but you know,
him winning with it was cool,like him actually using it. Yeah
yeah, yeah, it's the storyof the whole fucking feud. Yeah,
abyss. You can't lose a Monster'sBall match with your own fucking weapon.
Yeah, geez. So we goto a pre tape we have Joe,
Sonata and low Key for the XDivision title. Later, yes, because

(01:03:43):
it's vacant because Austin Are has usedOption see and lost. So Samoa Joe
gets asked about the match and heputs over the X Division. Yeah,
dude, hair, and he's fuckinghe's working low Key. This is crazy
nuts. Joe says, he exemplifieswhat the exhivision is about, and when
people tuned into the company, itwas to see the ex Division. And

(01:04:06):
then off camera you hear, heyJoe, my fucking ears. I heard
the low Joe and I said,there's no way he's gonna talk in this
episode. Wow, we're getting itall. Low Key walks into the shot.
He says, you and I havebeen through plenty of awards, pain

(01:04:27):
and suffering, and now we gota prize on our hands. You are
now in my way. Don't domy finishir Joe says, Listen, man,
I know you think you're prepared,but you've never been able to prepare
for me. And next time youhear my name, it'll be right after
they say new Excivision Champion of theWorld, which is an awesome line.
Yeah it is. And I likethat he says, the world. And

(01:04:48):
I like how intense the staredown was. It was pretty good. What else
did you like that? I did? Now, where's Sonata fucking whipped?
I don't know what's going on withhim? So we go backstage. We
have the following people EC three,rock Star, Spud Rhino, Rick Lan

(01:05:12):
and Jeane Snitsky and Jeremy bar Ash, jem To Dixie Carter. These are
the greatest wrestlers. They all convincedof it that week. Tony, you
gotta be if anyone's gonna be onmy side here, it's show. This
guy's name was definitely Roy Klan.It had to be LUs No way I

(01:05:35):
heard Rick Klon. I said,what the fuck is a Ricklon? Even
can't believe it. Rick, thisis what you call Ricklon is so much

(01:05:57):
cooler? Sure, Rick doesn't getfired later. For those that don't know,
Jen Snitsky is jek of course,and ry Klan some you you call
him Rickklon, I call him RickLon is Ezekiel Jackson. And they are
a part of this hardcore group tokeep the e c W guys from power

(01:06:23):
bombing Dixie through a table and thehardcore wars tonight Team BULLI Ray against t
e C three and Jamie Jeremy Moore. I says it's a hardcore war,
and three says, no, Idon't know why. He's right. It
does not what it is. ECthree says, do you see the collection
of talent I've assembled. These arethe unsung heroes of hardcore, the last

(01:06:43):
e c W champion, Rick Klon, What are you all about? Rick
Klon? Ricklon says domination? Thatwas song here we call domination. Yeah.
And e C three says, andthe crazy man behind me, Gene

(01:07:05):
Snitsky, he's dangerous and it Sitskysays, it's not by fault. Oh
my god, all the classics ec W gimmick, he said, Easy
three sad, I've been waiting mywhole life here. And he said it's
not his fault that he's the lastinglegacy of e c W. And I

(01:07:27):
was like, what the fuck ishe talking about? But then I remembered
yesterday I forgot ugly HD Stinsky wasalso a e c W. Yeah,
fuck that is that is crazy.These are the only two guys from w
W E c W they could findeveryone else that was his r h K
And then E C three says thefinal piece of the puzzle, the last

(01:07:48):
original easy W champion say something Rhyino, and Rhino says Gore, Gore,
Gore, and he she says,all right, and this is a war
and we're in hell now, gentlemen, Bully Ray, there is no way
Dixie Carter will ever, ever,ever, ever, ever go through a
table. He says, ever fortytimes. Well, EC three, I
watched the beginning of the show andshe's definitely I mean it looks like through

(01:08:12):
a table. Yeah, who thefuck I saw it? Yeah, that
is absolutely insane. Like the waythat they form out of the show is
crazy. But like, is itgonna happen? Oh, yeah, yeah,
it happens. You told me ithappens. So what was Rick Lan's
name in Luca Underground? It says, your big Rick. Oh that's right,

(01:08:34):
big Rick. That's how why thoughbigger almost like that's right, he
was big Rick and he had aniPad. This works for me. I
don't know how to explain it.If you took Dixie Carter out of the
equation or am non factor for somereason, the group of EC three,

(01:08:57):
Rick Lan Rhino, Jean Snitsky andRocks Spud and then occasionally Jeremy Borash.
Yeah, this works for me.I don't know I explained. I think
because it's so on it is soI like the idea that like EC three,
things like these are his eacy Wlegends. I think that's fucking awesome.
Yeah, you're right, it does. It does work well, not

(01:09:18):
for long. Imagine like a MattCardona thing or the like he would do
this or whatever. Now okay,yeah, you're with Rick. Kind of
sounds like that with Rick Lawn andSnitsky and sometimes Jeremy Borash. So now
it's TIGN for the Bobby Lashley townHall. So Bobby Lashley, Kinney King

(01:09:38):
and MVP are all out here.Lashly is the current TNA World Champion.
Yes, MVP is always injured exceptwhen he is into I almost think that
he was like he just liked walkingaround with the crutch. I think so
too. It was a good likehe had a gimmick. He used the
crutch. I think he used acane at one point too. I feel
like I remember MVP with a canethat might be ww Is that okay?

(01:10:04):
I was champed? I like thattoo. This pair works great, This
works good for me. Yeah.So anyways, we get the town out
here with the boys. I thinkLashley had just defeated Option C Austin Aries,
so now he's looking for his nextopponent for the next pay per view.
That's right because it was last weekat Destination X, which wasn't a

(01:10:26):
pay per view, it was justa TV special. I like the t
and a TV specials. I dotoo. I thought that was awesome.
Yeah, I thought that was verycool. Yeah, Lashley defended the title
against Aries who Cash and Options.See last Thursday, Lashley defeated Eric Young.
I think also on TV for thebelt. Oh is that right?
I think that's right? Okay,I think so, Yeah, I think
you're right. But yeah, MVPintroduces Kenny King and Lashley and a handful

(01:10:50):
of New York City's finest It wasit was the women. It wasn't the
MVP says, when I was thedirector director of wrestling operations, I felt
like a babysitter. And I waslike, when the funck was he the
director of wrestling operations? And thenI remembered that was when he brought in
the fucking Wolves. Yeah, that'sright, that is that's how he came

(01:11:11):
into He was the owner or whatever. I don't know. Yeah, he
was like, yeah, he investedor something in right, Yeah, he
was like a majority owners. Iremember that being crazy. I remember like
the American Wolves with MVP and DNA. MVP says, I felt like a
babysitter because I had a bunch ofsissified cry baby wrestlers. Give me a
bunch of headaches. And now aslong as we could troll the word side,
I got all the power and noneof the headaches. The crowd is

(01:11:34):
fucking pissed. They hate this fuckingdude that shut the fuck up bar.
They are losing it on this fuckingguy. MVP says. Lastly, will
be the TNA champion probably for yearsto come. Eric Young faced him and
he's tough, but he wasn't verytough against Lashley. Jeff Hardy one of
the greatest, but against Lashley notgreat enough. And MVP says, in

(01:11:55):
all of you flat scans, Isthat right what he said, flat scans?
That's what I heard? Yeah,right, all that arm rs at
the game jazz dude. Somebody onthe reddit said ironing boards, all you
ironing boards at the game art Ohyeah yeah a jazz shout out. Yeah.

(01:12:20):
M VP says, all you flatscans, which I don't know what
that means. H you thought scenariosis gonna be that dude, and that
option see, well, how aboutoptions later? Because it ain't that was
tremendous. He says, there's nobutton left for Lashley. The beat arm
off the chain, go to gogames the grain it comes out. Rude

(01:12:44):
talks a bunch of shit here inbetween every line that Rude says, m
VP has something shitty to say.Rude says, MVP, as much as
it pains me, in admit,some of the things you're saying are true.
And MVP says, yeah, likeyou being a whiney crow baby sissy,
that is true. And Rude says, I was afraid of the fact
that lastly is the destroyer, andMVP says, yes, that is also
true. MVP is fucking tremendous here. I forgot how much I was on

(01:13:06):
fire. Yeah he was, yeahyeah, but as you said, we
uh. They get face to faceand roods in the ring talking about he's
former world champion and he held thetitle longer than anyone in TNA history,
and he says h MVP sent himhome on suspensions for two months because he
knew he was a threat and thathis plan wasn't for Lastly to be the
one standing with the title. Theplan was for MVP to be the champion,

(01:13:27):
but he blew out his knee.Truth is he's gonna use you to
manipulate you to get what he wants, and that's the world title. And
MVP says, don't fucking start noday set this group man. Rude says,
I kicked his ass, m VP, and I kicked his ass,
Kenny, and although you may havedefeated some great formal world champions, you

(01:13:48):
haven't beat me. There's one thingleft for you and I to do,
and that's for you to put theworld title against Bobby Rudin. M VP
says, rock abye baby, andthe Kenny kick starts whooping. I didn't
know that was the for Vultrash.Yeah, they jumped fucking Bobby Rude.

(01:14:09):
They all start stomping him out.MVP s ing him with the crutch.
Eric Young's music hits him, andAustin Eric hits Yeah, that's more notable
than I guess. American MVP says, Hey, we ain't doing this tonight,

(01:14:29):
man. We dressed out to goout and have fun. You guys
can play with each other while weplay with these nuts nuts New York's finest
man, real respect. Yeah,it sets up eventually for Bobby Rude Diversus
lastly, but that is not whatthey set up for next week. But
we'll talk about that later when theyadvertise. So they go backstage, Gunner

(01:14:50):
and sam Shaw are walking when KenAnderson meets them in the hallway. The
only guy here that still has ajob anywhere is sam Shaw. Yeah that's
actually pretty that is crazy. Yeah, man, it was already a random
group of dudes. I feel likethey always did that with Gunner. You
know, he was fucking with JamesStorm randomly that one time, and now
he's with sam Shaw and Ken Anderson. They were desperately trying to do anything

(01:15:13):
with Gunner because they saw something inthem. They didn't know what they saw
on them. They just knew theysaw something exactly this, or maybe if
we do that, maybe the shockinglyJames Yeah chocolate boys. They never fucking
figured out itays. I don't knowif they actually did see anything. Gunner.
Maybe that was a wrong car.Maybe he was a dip ship and

(01:15:34):
he sucked. Yeah, man,the fuck, and they might have.
They probably accidentally signed Bram to multiplesbecause he looks just like Gunner. They
were trying to fucking Gunner actually signYeah, dude, fucking swinging a miss
a lot here in this era withdudes being super surprised and being a w

(01:15:56):
B. I couldn't believe he Conner, Yeah made a w B. Wow,
I I forgot that. Yeah right, but you forgot Jacko. Wow.
What a fucking smack dass. Thatguy was Holy ship. Yeah,

(01:16:16):
very surprising, but I guess thatwould be was signing everyone at that point,
so legit anybody. Yeah, Goddamn. But yeah, they're in
the hallway. This is after SamuelShaw and Ken Anderson's big feud, which
I don't know if we've ever coveredon the show. We talked about it,
but I don't know if we've evercovered an episode that involved them.
Yeah, Sam Shaw is, he'sstarting to mellow. Wow, everything's all
right. Yeah, so he wasa crazy stalker of Christy Hemi and Ken

(01:16:40):
Anderson was I'm pretty sure we've talkedabout that before. Was sam Sewe well
the cage hole and the match whereit was a cage match and Samuel Shaw
threatened to jump off and kill himselfat the start. Yeah, like that's
some real city you know, watchthat. We should? We should watch

(01:17:03):
it. We talked about a lot, but I don't we would ever,
we should. I'll put that onthe list. Stay out of my room,
Gunner. So yeah, Samon Shawhas gone to therapy. Now extermis
by the way, just so youknow, Oh sorry, yes, Exter
Loomis. That makes me sad thatmore people would know that, But that
is that they would, they would, that is true. And Gunner says,
big match night me, you andKen six man ten? You know,

(01:17:23):
first match back. I guess SamShaw's return here? Uh And they
run into Can Anderson in the hallwayand conners up and Ken says, can
I talk to you? Sammy Shawwalks away and Ken ses, I don't
I don't freaking like him. Man, he's a lot of freakings from fucking
crazy. I like him, man, Man, I don't trust him due

(01:17:47):
oh my, he's scruffed out.Give them a chance. Man, I
trust him. I trust you.Your question is do you trust me?
And yeah, I can't. Ican't. I see mister Anderson, Anderson
the gum in the face, gumbeard face. Man. Uh so we

(01:18:15):
go backstage after that. Uh Aguy with the camera comes to talk to
Tommy Dreamer and Team three D aboutwho their partner is tonight. The lastly
thing before this is actually pretty cooltoo. I don't know if you did
you plus tend that the last there'slike a Lashly They showed Lashly beating areas
for the belt and there's like aninterview in between the whole thing. You
might have skipped because you thought itwas just a recap. Yeah you know,
I probably did. Yeah, whichI almost did too until I was

(01:18:39):
like, hold on. Second lastlyis like they keep there? Did that
like the reaction stuff? That's itwas like an impact three sixty five I
think is what they were calling ithere. Yeah. Yeah, so I
plused in the million to get tothe end of that one. I'm okay,
good, that's I am not becauseI was like, what this isn't
what is happening here? Like thisis watching this? Max? Yeah?
Why are they recapping what's our already? They already recapped. Yeah, so

(01:19:00):
it's a it's a recap with theinn a guy asking Lashley questions and so
they show him beating Aris and lastlytalks out the match and says he,
you know, he doesn't look fora flashing glamour. It's actually a pretty
cool fucking segment. Yeah, hesaid, don't look for a flashing glamor.
He goes for the win, andhe's been fighting the best people ten
ass to offer, and he keepsknocking him down. Then they show Lashly
sweat and fucking crazy tongue out,hitting his fear and beating Ariys. It

(01:19:24):
ends with them asking you know whohe thinks will be the guy to dethrone
him, because he was saying,you know, he's I'm gonna hold this
belt until somebody gets it. Andguy says, oh, who do you
think I might be? You knowwho's who he said I'm thinking about.
Lashley thinks about it and he says, you know, I don't look behind
me. There's a lot of goodpeople, but one person that's been looking
at lurking in the dark is Gunnery. He says, I like him,

(01:19:48):
you know, I think he's theone. I gotta keep my sights on
it. I think he's gonna he'sgonna be a problem. Fucking fucking Gunner.
They see something that don't know whatit is. You're lying to me,
right, this is not true.I making this happen. Three people
didn't see it, and he's onlyone person did and it was Bobby last

(01:20:12):
Ye putting up for Gunner. Istarted to believe this isn't real. There's
no way that happened. I gottago see this. There's never a world
war would have wanted this to happen. Yeah, you know, I think
Gunner's gonna be a problem for MENAbe a problem, all right, He's
gonna be a problem for a lotof people. So they go backstage.
Guy comes to talk to Dreamer andTeam three D about who their mystery partner

(01:20:33):
is tonight for the hardcore War,which I didn't realize was a thing.
I guess maybe they've been hyping itup. But the end there's a fourth
history. Guy. Yeah, Isaw the fucking holy funk, dude,
I can't. Oh my god,I go yeah, usually right they should.
I'm almost gonna start get pissed off. I gotta I'm gonna move on.

(01:20:55):
Yeah. Yeah, they're hinting upfourth guy on their team. And
Bully says, are you for real? I was born at night, but
not last night? He said,you think we're gonna tell you our partner
is, and Devon says idiot,and Dreamer says, stooge, chill out.
The camera guys just said, whatthe fuck kind of camera? I
know? I get talking like thisfrom the top. Yeah, start over

(01:21:24):
out of it all. I haven'tgotten paid for six months. Oh my
god, I got three families.Tommy, Dreamer is not gonna talk to
me like this. Dixie signed onthe chack kind the fucking camera. Hold
on, Dixie, why you don'tknow the contract form? Braving your Head's
compare the production people he playing threetimes. Bram's got three contracts. He's

(01:21:45):
gonna breaded color deal. The fuckis going Toney a contract. It's his
production is scratched out, he said. Ram just written rooms crudely. It's
on all the checks. Screwed up. H murphut out there, Lamer,
I already got doing Thommy Latimer.I'm not doing Thommy Dreamer. I brought

(01:22:08):
you that from the top. Hey, what do you think? I was
like, bitch, all right,you know what that's it? Hey,
wrap back, everybody to the car. I out of here. She goes
to that table. She got,goes to that table. Fuck, you
take the tables up, all ofthem from my tables. Pick them up
in the car. Think somebody takeBram's checks. Well, Bully, uh,

(01:22:39):
Bully says uh. Let's just saywe got a guy that had our
back since day one. Dreamer says, I can't beieve you got himut of
retirement, and Demon says, Ican't believe you got him out on his
birthday. Oh I knew who itis the whole time. I already knew
when they said retirement birthday. Ifyou ever retire birthday, man, You're
like, I got it right inmy head. I'll tell you what out

(01:23:00):
to the Deadlock Patreon book club,because some of you may have watched this
episode already before we reviewed it.But if he didn't think of all the
E CW guys you could possibly thinkof that could fit this role and there's
already nobody. Wait, well,you know they're not all dead. There's
still a summar. But there's onlyso many birthdays in the world. You're
right, Sadly, they probably don'tremember this man's birthday. But think of

(01:23:24):
all those people. And then we'llget back at the end for the reveal.
So now it's time for the BroManswith dj Z remember face it off
against the team of mister Anderson,Gunner and sam Shaw the bromance. Let
me tell you about the fucking bromancethis There is not a better jobber team

(01:23:45):
than these guys and not the best. Are they a jobber team? But
they fucking win. They win andthey win. They were to tag jams
at one point, Like Robbie heis one of the best sellers they had
period. Yeah, and he wasso like tuned in. He was full

(01:24:06):
Robbie E and the anything they everasked this guy to do, he just
fucking did it everything and it wasawesome every time. Yeah, man shout
out and dj Z two the best. Anderson comes out and does his spiel
and from Green Bay, Wisconsin,Gunner, this freaking guy and dark Shed

(01:24:34):
Did I think that mister Anderson wasprobably which is even silly to think about
it, he was probably more overhere than he was when he was a
world champion at DNA. That probablyis true. He was like super tapped
in and like I feel like hispromo and work like where he was kind
of an asshole. Ashhole is waybetter here than like the initial baseman.

(01:24:57):
Like once he did August one morningand he scratched his face and put his
hands behind his head. That's mysister. Oh sure that's not that's a
crazy pinpoint. Actually, yeah,you might be right. This fucking guy
he sounded just like it was actuallyscary. We talked a lot, but

(01:25:19):
I watched a lot of mister Anderson. I didn't watch like any mister Kennedy
at all, and I watched aton of Master Anderson. Damn. I
wonder you might be one of afew that have seen more Anderson than Kennedy.
Yeah, yeah, I mean you'reprobably right. I mean, by

(01:25:39):
the punt, I think the Andersonrun was longer, but you know what
I mean, it was well yeah, for a lot of reasons. Yeah,
but this match up here is uh, it's it's literally carried here by
how well Robbie is bumping and sellingfor these dudes. Yeah, he's like
putting everyone in the right spot overand over and over again. That's just

(01:26:00):
match. How much I think allof us were super big fans of Robbie.
Yes, Julie, I thought likehe was one of the Like,
I just loved watching him. Ididn't really care if he won or lost.
I just enjoyed wat I just wantto him on my TV and I
want to him on the show.I would, like, you know,
I wasn't going out of my wayto watch many stuff on YouTube for teen
at the time, like all ofRobbie stuff I would look for. Yeah,
he was just fucking good. Hewas just good, going the mic

(01:26:24):
in the ring, could sell,bump crazy. I just enjoyed his matches
and like it always, even thecorniest, dumbest ship they had him do,
uh, it always felt authentic.Like I'd never felt like he was
playing a character. He was justRobbie. Yeah. Yeah, and the
bro mance was sick and like,yeah, he was bumping his ass off
for everyone in this match. Mygod. One of the first things that

(01:26:44):
happens to the matches Robbie, hetakes a gut punch off the second and
flip bump straight in the middle andlike, I love that bump, Dude,
I think that's such a stupid fu. Yeah, but it's like perfect
for every like encapsulates the kind ofwrestler that he is. Do not miss
the premiere of Jim Rescue on SpikeTV. I missed them saying that what
the fuck is Jim Rescue? Gym? Is it? No, it's not

(01:27:08):
the same. I'll that'd be crazy. John Taffer is an expert on Gym's
Wow, he just becomes an expertof random things. You know. What's
fucking nuts? Is like, ifthis was on Destination America or something,
it probably would have been like thehighest fucking rated thing. It would right
after Ship's creat God damn. Bythe way, they talk about the angle

(01:27:29):
here where Samuel Shaw was in apsychiatric facility and he was released under one
condition, which would Gunner would bein charge of him, and Tess says,
so he has custody of Samuel Shaw. So he adopted a grown man.
Is that what you're saying? Superchecked out? Why would you tell
the fun up? We gotta talkabout the career of Jim Rescue fun right,
Uh? They did a lot ofheavy lifting for the Spike shows,

(01:27:53):
and in return, the Spike showsdid nothing for TNA. No, it
was actually, uh they advertised everyshow ever on that and then uh teen
a kind of kind of how whathappened to E. C. W.
Want Spike in the end. Yeah, yeah, you're right. I mean
they give him. I mean likethey did do the one thing. They
said, Look, we'll keep youaround and we'll pay you for as long

(01:28:13):
as you want. We only askyou don't do one thing, and that's
uh, you know, just don'temail Vince Russo. And then the first
thing they do the second they seethat is the email Vince Russo say you
see the ship? He sends itto a dirt cheat. Yeah, so,
uh that's weird. That'll happen.It's like the old Adam, as

(01:28:34):
long as you want, just donot bite the apple. Damn that ship
looks good. And I'm really surethey told you not to talk to Vincuso.
Yeah maybe it's not so bad,dude. All they legit had to
do was just not waving her face. Listen, do you want just don't
wave it in her face? Anyway? Is fitz Russo's emails so, and

(01:28:55):
then back to the match here,mister Anderson tries to hit the mic check,
Jesse comes in and chopped blocks him. They throw a gunner like a
sack of ship at the outside landshard as hell, fucking makes a plot
noise when the mat because they tryto take him over and he doesn't go
so he's just like Teeter tottering andthen they just push him and he fucking
just lands on the floor so hard. The brdmns go for a three on

(01:29:16):
one assault of Ken Anderson, butSamuel Shaw makes the same and of course
mister Anderson is fucking confused about allthis. Sam Shaw and Anderson go face
to face in the ring and RobbieE rolls up Anderson while sam Shaw gets
his leg grabbed and ends up winningthe match. That is fucking so sick.

(01:29:36):
Didn't see the leg grab. Soafter the match, she gets in
sam Shaw's face, what you do? Did? He gusels of great double
goose the fu and gunner stops him. He says, chill out, dude.
Yeah, he pushes him, ripshim off him, and then Anderson
uh walks to the back. Imean, can you believe? So they

(01:30:00):
got backstage after that Dixie Carter istalking to King Mo about Bully Ray.
This is like, this stunned me. That was like the fuck I said,
Oh fuck, I forgot King Mowas like King Mo's had like four
different runs in ta dude, Iforgot about all those. That's crazy.
King Mo, to me is morea TNA wrestler than he is, like

(01:30:21):
a bellator fighter a fighter. Yeah, me too. So Dixie Carter is
talking to King Mo about Bully Rayand she asked him about his MMA statistics
is crazy. She said, howmany would you have? I don't know.
Yeah, so many. I can'teven queve count. It says how

(01:30:44):
many knockouts? I don't know.Same thing, the same thing. That's
why you're with me. And we'regonna watch my nephew with the biggest victory
of his life. And that's theend of Bully Ray. Yeah. So
we had the hardcore working up next. Before that, we have a bash
sage segment where mister Anderson and Gunnerhave the mets and is fucking they got

(01:31:14):
one take? Man, the productionguy it youither fucking dug get paid by
the hour or paid it all?It was. It was probably just copy
what the production guys is doing rightbefore the cameras started, go alright,
go cameras feed. Oh s soGunnar, Gunner says to you know,
just give this guy a chance.Dude. And Anderson's yelling at each other,

(01:31:36):
yelling, yeah, he's smashing thewall, dude. Gunner says,
what's wrong with you? Boy?What do you want to match? That's
a that's a party movie did andAnderson says, punk move And Gunner says
you punk move, party move.And Anderson says, I told you not
to bring that freaking guy out therein the first place. Gunner says,

(01:31:59):
I give a chance and shoves themand he says, don't push me.
Bro and Conness push you and hesays, don't push me, Bro and
Samon Shaw comes in and says,oh, come on stop now he separate
something. He says, you knowwhat, Ken's right, It's my fault,
all right, Ken's right. AndAnderson goes, cats right, cats
right, walks away. Yeah,this is is awesome. You know they're

(01:32:25):
cooking with Piste off Anderson. Sowe go to the Hardcore War, which
is Team Bully Ray versus Team eC three. Hardcore War is war games
rules with no cage in one ringand that's all right, I mean,
yeah, you know that this makessense to you. So two people start,

(01:32:45):
someone enters in an interval until everyone'sin the ring, and then it's
in fall to win. Did theyever say that the match doesn't start until
everyone's out? Yeah they did,Okay, okay, yeah, it's ninety
second intervals. Is one of thisuh and Team ECY three on the coin
toss, which means they get theadvantage so their guy will come out first.
King Mo and Dixie are sitting inthe rafters with Atlas Security behind them.

(01:33:09):
One of them is Don west EC three is out first for a
Team EC three tremendous theme song.I love this trouble dude, whoa dude?
I love it. I love it. So I thought, I mean,
look, you know, I wasin and out of TNA for sure,
but I definitely thought that guy wasgoing to be like the guy for
a long time. When he wentto W W W, I was like,
oh, well's I mean that's agiven he's going to just be a

(01:33:30):
top guy here. That makes sense. He could talk, he could he
could wrestle. You know, hewasn't like puttingers. Yeah he was,
but like he could work and like, especially in a w W style.
But I guess I didn't put intoaccount that he came into PW G n
x T And yeah, there's noI swear at the time they just didn't
let him talk. They just didn'tlet them. I feel like that's true.

(01:33:54):
Like I don't remember many EC threeyou know well regarded NXT promos.
Yeah, I feel like they hadhim be silent or something. Yeah,
Like I don't know, very weirdhe did. He was on he got
drafted raw. Yeah, what doyou do on raw? That's a macho
te question. Is he still doingfucking He's still driving? It's to forty

(01:34:19):
six. I never want to seeHe said, Wow, can you all
right? Please? Can you stayyour issues here? Because people need to
know what's going on on show team on the Dot. We could be
in the middle of the craziest helldivers fucking mission ever getting fucked by bile
titans and charges all over the place. He goes, I gotta get off,
guys, I got, I got, I got you guys understand.

(01:34:41):
I gotta get off. It's one. It is too forty six on a
week day right now, and thismotherfucker is still streaming two k he's eight
hours into my rise on stream.Yeah, he owes us an extra at
least an extra hour fifteen oor helldiver. So if if you wanna,
I am, we're gonna have to. We're gonna drag Macho into another Patreon

(01:35:03):
video soon and so we tune intoour Patreon listen to us just fucking demolish
him over this, hopefully by theI'm gonna every every minute he goes over
an hour thirty, I'm adding youon, and we get to use that
time to keep him on later on. Maybe he keeps going, keep adding
it on. Okay, yeah,we'll see. I'll try to keep a
time stand here because I don't knowif he's gonna private these Oh yeah,

(01:35:25):
you're right, Yeah, keep it. We'll see, we'll see. So
taz Uh says that he's trying tofigure out who this mystery guy is as
EC three and Tommy Dreamers start thematch, and he's trying to figure out
who these guys are, and he'stexting some of his boys and none of
the boys are answering. Today,says yeah, says I've been texting my
boys and they're not been replying.And today says, so like usually fav

(01:35:48):
me brother. So Taxi Carter isup in the balcony and EAC three proceeds
to throw Tommy Dreamer into the stepshere after little bit of brawling, and
I realized that these are the biggeststeps I've ever seen. Are these the
stairs that del Rio stomps from theboy? Yeah, she tries to stomp

(01:36:13):
some You're right, he fucking falls. Oh yeah, he falls on his
ass to those big ass steps.They start a countdown, and then the
countdown goes and Rhino runs in,fucking Roido and he immediately headshots dream with
a trash can lid. Just hehits some destroys. Yeah, he hits

(01:36:36):
them as hard as he possibly canin the forehead with tries. Yeah,
dude, there's so much c Wchance during this, I'm shocked. So
Devon comes out next, and we'restarting to waterfall these guys in here,
and especially because they cut commercial andet cetera, et cetera. Now we're
just trying to get everybody in thering. They all have a trash can
or trash can lid, nothing inbetween. Yeah, this is all the

(01:36:58):
items they had. So he comesand hits EAC three in the head with
the trash. Can we go tocommercial comeback? Jeene Snitzky is now here.
I guess he's just there. Rhinois making crazy faces into the camera
at this point. I think theboys are just chilling right now to the
to the final part of this match, good time. Bully Ray comes out

(01:37:19):
here next and immediately fucks up JeanSnitsky, who was wearing a Dixie Laying
shirt shirt is out of control.By the way, Tommy Dream is wearing
a house a hardcore shirt and petsays no. Yes, that says no
politics, no bs, just wrestling. Not in business is what it also
says it, but it's super notin business. Bully to trash kids straight

(01:37:41):
into the fucking air because he's sohyped, loses sight of it for a
minute and almost fucking destroyed someone onthe ground, almost loss of the lights.
Bully then starts swinging the chain towardsEC three. He is just hyped
up crazy, He's just swinging theshit wild and doesn't matter because the boys
here now. Rick one, Rick, it seems all this year what you

(01:38:02):
call Rick lawn. Yeah, it'sa combination of rech and lock the lawn.
Yeah, that's there's a chair.Yeah, and he's also Rick Lawn.
Just to make sure everybody says thathe's maybe to you brother, but
he's right claw. So Ecy threestarts choking Bully with the chain. Here

(01:38:24):
Ricklon does his finish. By theway, a Book of Ezekiel. I'm
very impressed that you knew is theBook of Ezekiel. That would be a
video game thing. Yeah, respectrespect. So uh, Easy three starts
choking Bully with a chain. Nowwe get the final countdown. Here,

(01:38:44):
he's choking Bully right with the chainand he's right in his face and he's
yelling blood blood. Well, guys, we're at the final countdown. We
get to figure out who is themystery man on Team Bully ray right,
Okay, they they do the countdown, the lights go out, music starts
playing, lights are flashing, andI'm like, huh, who could this

(01:39:06):
be? My immediate thought was thiswas gonna be sab because it's, you
know what, also a great pick. Honestly, my thought was just incredible.
For some reason, Oh well,we're getting worse, says we go
home money. Yeah. I Iwas going through my mind of who it

(01:39:35):
could be because new York and Ec W. This is pretty fucking important.
You got you know, Dreamer andthe fucking Dudley's. You know they're
somebody top o, G E W. Guys. I'm like, all right,
this will be fun playing music.Lights are going crazy, and I'm
staring out in the distance. Inthe air there's a there's a man and

(01:39:55):
I'm like, I don't recognize it'sa weird body shape. I don't know
who this is. And it zoomsin on them. That's it's fucking Al
Snow, man, it's Al fuckingIt's fucking it's fucking Al Snow. And
he has head and you know whoalso has head? Everyone in the crowd,

(01:40:16):
everyone knew it was gonna be ourSnow except the TV audience. What
the fuck it's it's Ol fucking Snow. And it's so absurd that Mike Today
on commentary goes Al Snow. Hefucking just starts laughing about how fucking Snow.
I waited this whole fucking time.They hyped up a fourth man and

(01:40:40):
it's just Al Snow. I'm prayingit had to have been somebody else.
And Al Snow just works there andhe is an easy guy and he had
a dude, fuck fucking snowman,Oh my god, out of retirement your
birthday? Fuck you? This isbullshit. Man. I was so for

(01:41:06):
me. If I was gonna builda roster of E c W guys like
it starts, all Snow would bethe last pick on the easy got for
me. Else had three matches andeasy w come on, dude. He
was alone from w w F,which also sacrilege. But he was a

(01:41:28):
loan from w W right and theywon't make sounds like him. Okay,
I'll give him my head, allright, fuck this guy, man,
Well, you're right. The piratedmusic. Oh this, Oh, I
was so mad. I can't tellyou how about it. When they said
out of retirement, I was like, maybe it's Terry Funk. And I
was like, there's no way TerryFunk shows up here. There's no shooting,

(01:41:51):
is way different firewers going off andshouting downstairs. That just always what
happened, diving up and down thestreets. Right around the corner there ye
driving red dots going off outside Tonycrazy, the radar radars going off,
like was coming the head radar?Yeah, dude. So yeah, it's

(01:42:17):
also so the crowd had heads andthey you know, the crowd liked it
because they were they got the headsand they got free heads, you know,
so they liked it. Didn't dothe they showed the crowd and everything
and like they kind of got it. They like took like maybe a quick
look at alos old entrance and likethey missed the zoom part because I guess

(01:42:38):
the song doesn't is just some bullshitlike covered right, so like you couldn't
do it anyways, but but stilllike me also, it's also I get
it. I get it. Iguess it's like a throwback to one of
the biggest e c W names inmy toss my salad big podcast is what

(01:43:02):
I gotta say, suck my ballsfrom behind. So uh, I hate
alse Know so much. Yeah,anybody more boring to come out of e
c W that else does is crazy. I'm trying to put out a bitch.

(01:43:26):
Just what you talking about me?It's funny as well. Man,
I hate alse Know so much.Oh my god, I don't even hate
w NFLS No, I hate ec WLS does so much. There's specific

(01:43:49):
the hardcore else though, you knowthe art Portumpion House that was pretty cool,
but he liked the heel, theheel entrance where he raised his eyebrow.
It was over for me right withthe rock, said Owl and then

(01:44:12):
says it later they do, dude, Dreamer says it later. So,
uh yeah, Al snow here anduh the killed duh. So Dreamer hits
the Dreamer effect on Rhino. Spudcomes in and comes in. I mean

(01:44:40):
you know, I just called themoves. Spike comes in and he hits
Dreamer with a cane in the backand he does the Dreamer yell. It
does I'm hard was good at Dday. Funny. He's in the same category
as like Robbie for me in thatregard where he was like they just gave
him whatever and he would make itwork. He picked up spun and you
see three and said, in noway do you write something good? Yes?

(01:45:03):
Yeah, pants, Yeah, you'renot talking, you're pissing your pants.
Be your pants now. I didlike rock starts pudd. He had
like an EC three jacket at onepoint, right with all the head Yeah,
dude, that was awesome. Thatwas good. Dreamer throws al snow
his head on the top rope.Alsto is perched up there and for some

(01:45:24):
reason Tommy Dummer kisses the head,he makes out with it, and then
gives Al Snow head and then alfSnow takes the head top rope A jumps
off the top and hits Spun inthe balls with the head. Though,
no, that's not his thing,you know, Yeah, okay, I
guess. Spud then sells it byrunning through the mill, which I thought

(01:45:45):
was awesome. That was tremendous.Bully then hits Devon in the chest.
Uh to get the table, andthe crowd yells Devon and then Devon hits
Dreamer in the chest and the crowdgoes, duh, Dreamer, Dreamer.
That hits Al Snow in the chestof the crowd. Owl. That's unbelievable.

(01:46:10):
That's exactly what happened. Then inunison they say get the table,
super high tables. The crowd issuper into this bitch right now, man?
Yeah, absolutely man. So JeaneSnitsky and Ricklan then started attacking them
on the outside of the rig sothey couldn't get the tables out. The
next spot is uh never, thisnever should have The three guys in this

(01:46:30):
next spot should have never been aroundeach other. Ever. Jeene Snisky and
Ricklan then get moon sotted on byAl Snow if you wrote that down on
a paper, and like somebody youshould be shot on site, by the
ways, like TV Al Snow,by the way, Knee Snitsky is so
hard in the head on the Moonthe replay and he's so Team three D

(01:47:00):
then hits the three D on Rhinoand Bully Ray's team wins the hardcore war.
Yeah, hooray. Dixie Carter andKing Moo can't believe this, dude,
They can't believe it. Bully Ray'son the mic. He says,
shut it off. They're playing hismusic. He says, where is she?
Oh, look at you? Whereis she? Where is she?
Where are you? Says You're surroundedby a bunch of crazy New York City

(01:47:21):
people, and the crowd starts sharingtable and Bully says, look at your
boys. They put their head betweentheir legs and they're leaving because they just
got their ass beat down. KingMo looks so lost. He just Bully
Ray says, TikTok, TikTok,I'm putting you through a table tonight.
I saw that at the top ofthe show, so I know that was

(01:47:42):
that definitely happened. Uh. Dixiegets to the mike and says, no,
no, that is not going tohappen. Well, Dixie, I
watched the top of the show andhashtag it happens. They told me I
know that it didn't happen. That'dbe oh my god, that'd be fucking
awesome, Dixon. I can promiseyou one thing for sure. By the
end of night, King Moo's gonnaknock you out. So uh, we

(01:48:02):
go backstage after that. Velvet Skyis here with Angelina Love. Yes.
Their gimmick is that they are veryhot, super hot, and everyone else
is would say, I I fuckingnailed it, Tony. So Angelina is
sick of playing nice and she hasowed her one on one Knockouts title rematch
later and they said here at theend, here as they walk off camera,

(01:48:26):
let's just go have the shittiest townhall we can later, Let's stunt
the momentum of the show very quickif we could. So anyways, go
watch the Ninja Turtles movie. Cocinwent and saw it. I don't think
you're watching the Internet archive version,because I don't think that was on the
DNA plus version. It was onthe on the archive version. Yeah,

(01:48:47):
go watch the Ninja Turtles movie.You guys, if you want to go
at the movie with you, I'llnever forget that tweet. That is unbelievable.
So t n A is coming tothe Land of the Rising Sun,
they say on October twelfth with Boundfor Glory? What else on the show

(01:49:10):
Green Moon and against fucking Great Sonataand James Storm That was the main from
Mount for Glory. That was themain glory. Yeah, it was a
It was a collapse show with wressellone. I think they had another joint
show with It's called Kaisen out withwith Wrestle one. Yeah. The main
event of that show was Magnus versusguy named Kai Sonata versus austin Aries.

(01:49:39):
That sounds good. The bro Man'sversus the Wolves and Kashi and Shushi Condo.
Oh shit, okay crazy. Theyhad Rob Terry team with Mudo and
Tayo Kya remember the guy we Yeah, and they fucking be They beat Desperado

(01:50:01):
which is Masa Yuki Kono and ReneeDupri whatmo crazier than the other show?
Wow? Yeah? Wow, thisis a really fucked up card. Huh.
I want to see this show.Abyss versus Takayama what, dude,
Takayama in a draw. In adraw that went six, Takayama stuck Janis

(01:50:27):
as dude, what the fuck isthis? Seventh? This is wait,
this is before Down for Glory.Yeah, yeah, this is before because
it goes oh. The seventh matchsaw Yoshi Hero Takayama take on Abyss in
a wild brawl. The storyline beforethe match was that backstage, Mazada and
Nosauran Guy warned Takayama that Abyss wasgoing to be bringing his signature bag up

(01:50:54):
thumbtags to the ring and suggested thathe took a weapon of his own or
something to cover himself up. Takayamasaid, I don't care. In the
finish of the match, Abyss emptiedthe bag on the entrance ramp and then
body slam Takayama onto the thumb tacks. Hakai Yama, however, recovered and
began exchanging. The ref then disqualifiedboth of them and they brought to the

(01:51:18):
back. Wow, that sounds awesome. That sounds absolutely fucking insane and magnus
it's main Where was this set?Kajima was on this card. This was
at real goku oh sum Hall.Yeah. Fifty eight hundred fans for a

(01:51:39):
Magnets man. Wow. Wow,fuck they're cooking over there. Huh,
all right, well that's a littleside story there. Yeah. Well,
hey, that's awesome. That's myfavorite part of the show when we fucking
find shit like that. Well,my favorite part of the show is the
Beautiful People town Hall, which isup next. Everybody loves this part.
We cannot deny, and maybe peopledon't know how over this act was.

(01:52:01):
Beautiful People were. She was oneof the defining TNA acts. Yeah,
they were like marquee characters on theshow. Now they didn't have marquee matches,
but make characters on the show.She she was fucking getting close and
then they turned into a zombie orsomething. I don't know. Oh yeah
with uh Katie Lee Burchill what washer name? From Winter? Oh?

(01:52:29):
Angela Love is cutting a promo becausethey're gonna have a match next week,
which I guess they take the samenight. Angela that they broke up Gail
and Terren's title match, and whocares? You know that she did it
because you wanted to, Shegio says, So I broke up Gail and Tarin
three. Who cares? I likeshe referred to it as that she wants
to rematch for the title right now. Well, Jesus, she is hot,

(01:52:56):
Arreen. Terrella is not yet.She is everything you say. Angelae
then basically says, you steal everythingfrom me. Now you try to steal
my spotlight. She should have saidyou steal my promo time and Taratorrell that's
why I wrote down. Terra says, fuck you man for real, that's
not wrong. So I haven't sawanything. Are you still from me?
I haven't been Knockouts champion. Youtook the opportunity away from me. Angelina

(01:53:18):
says, well, I'm better thanyou. The crowd's giving her the what
treatment? Yeah, Angelina says,so you can go home and tell your
little baby girl that mommy is justgonna have to be second best or third
best or fourth best. Well,here comes Gail Kim, the Knockouts Champion.
Yeah. I like this a lot. You can please come work for

(01:53:40):
us all these ship please just onedie for real, just one time,
one time. I probably should bokyou against whoever you want. Stone cold,
I don't care. Yeah, wewill bring over anybody tell us,
Yeah, anybody you want James toyou can wrestle each other. I don't
get fun. So Gail Kim,we do a tag. You know,
we'll do this man, whatever youwant. Gail Kim comes out here and

(01:54:04):
Gail says she talked to Kurt Angle, who's running the show GM Style,
and Gail says that he decided shewants her to pick who she defends her
title against, and Gail says shechooses both of them for three way,
I choose you one of my leaves, please, yeah, So she chooses

(01:54:26):
Angelina and Tarn and then Gil says, let's you talked about how you're the
best knockout there ever is and knockoutto be seen and I was wandering in
Velvet, how do you feel aboutthat? And Velvet goes to talking.
Angelina cuts her off, takes toMike, and Guy says, Oh,
you don't have to listen to me, but you do have to listen to
Kurt. And next week, Velvet, you're in that match too, and
Velvet's happy. Angelina is not toohappy. She then whispers to Velvet and
then both of them attached gall andArren. So next week four way for

(01:54:49):
the title, Velvet, Angelina,Gail Kim, Terntrell, Well we go
backstage and James Storm is, uhharassing, Yeah, harassing is the better
word. You're harassing a great Sonda. Is he still or is he just
Sonata? No, he's just Sonadahere, but he'll always raise hair and

(01:55:11):
fucking paint crazy thick paint. Forsome reason, what they did here is,
uh, Gale's music was playing atthe end of that segment, so
they went back here and they stillyou can still kind of hear it,
which obviously didn't happen in the sametime. But I thought it was a
nice touch. They do that forevery one of these Yeah, I think
that's super nice touch. Ending isvery well done. They make it seem
like it's like a coherent like youknow what I mean, and like,

(01:55:32):
yes, in real time, exceptI saw the finish to the end of
the show. It's fucking weird.Yeah, and somehow they have footage of
next week already. Yeah. Ohyeah, yeah, they only did that.
But James Storm says that Sonata isnot this is by the way,
this is James Storm killing Mickey.James, Oh my god, Yes,

(01:55:53):
when does that happen? Is thatsoon? I don't think it's soon.
It's like it's this James Storm though, Yeah, I think is this James
Storm because he stays on this characterfor a while. Yeah. Well,
he comes out to fucking the coverof God's Gonna Cut You Down, and
I remember like thinking, oh cool, Like this is a new little character
for this dude, you know whatI mean. I liked it. Yeah,

(01:56:13):
you know, his facial hair wasfucking nuts. It was well Jeff
Shardon like. And he comes backand he says, you're a fucking cowboy.
You are all like that always weren'tfor me. It's a lot of
merchi. That's fine. Twenty fifteenis when James Storm pushes Mickey James into
a train. We got to watchthat episode sometime. Yeah, I'm sure
the rest of the episode is awful, but that one part is. And

(01:56:34):
Edie King's hitting a kid with acar. Oh yeah, that's also good.
And then they do a cam wherethe kids is the kid's vision I
swear happening where it's real, that'sright. Yeah. So James Storm says
that uh Sonata is not doing thisfor the Great Muda anymore. He's not

(01:56:56):
doing this for the company, andhe's not doing it for the fans.
And then he's Max the dog Shipout of Sonad Why do you slap him
so hard? For Sonatima legitimate?Like he was pissed cry He was like,
wow, that hurt. So JamesStorm says, you're doing this for
me. I'm the one who showedyou the light. I'll go out there
and win that X Division title andthe Sonata goes to walk away, but

(01:57:19):
Storm stops him and he looks somebody. He says, bow, and then
Sonata bows to him and walks away. It's a bound or else or else
what he says, or else afterhe's already bound or else what you mean?

(01:57:41):
So next Thursday, Team three Dfaces the Hardy Boys Woman's four way
EX Division Scramble and a six mantag from the opener is happening next Thursday.
Watch the show very interesting because themain event of the show is an
X Division title match that low Keyis in, but he has announced next
week for being in an X Divisionscramble match. They don't care. I

(01:58:03):
mean, I guess, I guesshe could have won the title and it
could have been on the line inthat match, but I was like,
could have been. Look, he'snot going to win this match down.
Yeah, you have to stretch yourimagination. We go backstage, Bully Ray
was in a room with green lightsor something, the Monster's Ballroom. Yeah.
Bully Ray was asked about going throughHell to I and having to face

(01:58:26):
King Bully says, hell, thatisn't hell. That's what we call hardcore
Heaven two thousand, because I don'tthink you know what it feels like to
wrap a Singapore Can around another man'shead. Well, no, sir,
I don't think I fucking know howto do that. I'm just cameraman,
and you fucking pissed me off earlier, so I don't know anything you're talking

(01:58:46):
about. Bully says, I don'tthink you know what it feels like the
bloody and carter up. No,still, no, still, how would
I know how to do this?I'm just the cameraman, Bully says,
I don't think you know what itfeels to be out there with my This
is fucking hilarious. You don't knowwhat it feels like to be out there
with my brother Devon, my bestfriend Tommy, and Al snow Java and

(01:59:11):
go to war in the middle ofNew York City. Hardcore have it,
and as far as King Mo isconcerned, this ain't a belator ring.
It's a t and a ring andall. You know, but I'll fight
you in any ring, Okay,I will knock his podcast out. TikTok,
tik tok. The clock is tickingand Dixie is going through a table
tonight hashtag it happens. So it'stime for the main event. Sonata versus
low Key versus Samoa Joe X Divisiontitle is on the line here title Yeah,

(01:59:34):
vacated title for options. See Stormbrings out Sonata as the man that
retired great Mudha. Yeah. Yeah, I guess I guess that. I
mean, well, that's not goingright. There's a lot of people.
There's a lot of people, right, So Sanada hits an international here at

(01:59:55):
the start, and it's it's prettycrazy, like because like I've I feel
like, you know, Loki andJoe are pretty bumped it even in twenty
fourteen, they're pretty bumped for sure, and like sonatas not so bumped yet,
so like his speed and agility islike so nuts, like he's still
tapped in you. Yeah, andthat was like a big part of the
exhivision early on. Like with Joe, it's so weird to see it,
you know, ten years later whenit started. Yet it's like, you

(02:00:18):
know, its styles changed so much, sure, and like, but it's
like Sonata was like the what theexcivision was when it first started, you
know, like TNA just didn't wantto go back to that. No,
it's it's it worked tremendously and thenthey didn't want to do it again.
That's the story of Tina. Excivisionwas always about the next up and coming
guys, you know what I mean, and like that because the division got

(02:00:40):
over very easy. Yeah, andthey like never wanted to go back to
that. Yeah. I never understoodit, but I guess it doesn't matter
now. Low Ki gets thrown tothe floor over the top each ship into
the guard rail, just plops onthis ground. Man, this is guardrail
is way too close. Sanata hitsarana on Joe and low Key and Sonata

(02:01:00):
fight to the outside. Joe thathits a tope onto both of them,
which is tope forearm to both somehow. Yeah, and he fucking gets he
gets like just a little bit ofair. It's so crazy. They get
back in the ring. Sonata getsput into the s t F Oh shit.
He he bites Joe to get outof it. Yeah, it's a
little freak man that uh low keycomes in and hits the handspring Enzi,

(02:01:28):
I love that move. It alwayslooks crisp. Yeah, he's so good
at it. He has such aweird snap to it. I don't know
how to describe it. But isthat the games? I feel like it
used to be. I swear I'veseen the move in the game before.
Yeah, it feels like it isyet I don't know anymore, but definitely
too many it It's a horrible canplay. But there's too many fucking moves,
and a lot of them will likeShip. Why does the clothes line

(02:01:49):
from Hell look like Ship? Howdoes the clothes line from I don't know,
I don't know. Damn you Thislow key palm strikes Joe back to
the corner Honda style. Look atthat pop strives it back to the corner.
Joe hits the st Joe as Lokirushes at him in the corner.

(02:02:10):
Key reverses a dragon soup plates fromSonata into a double stump. Dude,
God damn it, Loki, Whywhy are you how you are? You're
so good? I love watching youcan say that about so many of the
TNA guys around the Joe hits apower slam into a arm bar, but
Sonata then hits a standing moon saltto break it up video game style.

(02:02:35):
Sonata then rolls Joe into a pin, but Joe turns it into the Coquina
clutch like pops his hips. Ilove that me too, and he taps
out Sonata and samo, Joe isyour new X Division champion. I was
telling uh the boys earlier like likean over move, I feel like always
gets a you know, the rightreaction, but there's something different about an
oversubmission, like when Joe they knowthis clutch is coming, like you can

(02:03:00):
feel them like oh shit, ohshit, and he gets in there like
oh ship submission and submission is soimportant. Yeah, exactly. It was
fucking credible. There was also ringsI think Sola Monster was here and he
was cheering for Joe ringside right,they could not have been in but I

(02:03:20):
swear, I shouts out Salomons regardless. King Moe is in the back shadow
boxing in front of Dixie Carter.Dixie is hyping him up to you got
this, okay, you hear me? Take him out no matter what happens.
And King Mo says he's done.So they play a video package for

(02:03:41):
Bully and Dixie. There's one partof this that I was dying laughing.
I don't remember why they did thislike this, but Dixie shoves Bully Ray
off the top rope to the floorthrough a table. But she was in
disguise, and like I thought,she just had like a hoodie on because
I don't disguise, but her disguisewas hoodie, gigantic beard. Dude.

(02:04:02):
I clearly remember that. It wasall you never know, I guess.
I guess I didn't know. Itwas like the beck sat Remember she posted
a picture like, oh, hereit is. I found it. She
posted this is it? Let mesee see with beard. Wow, that

(02:04:29):
is fucking crazy. Yeah, Iwas like, what the fuck? So
now it's signed for the Dixie Landtown Hall. Well, she's not going
for the table, or maybe she'snot going to this table. We already
saw her going to the table,so she's probably and he didn't brother.
They come out to Dixie's theme song. These boots were made for walking.

(02:04:50):
That's the other guy. So yeah, they all come out of the Dixie
theme song. King Mo Rick LanBoys. So Dixie gets in the ring
and then immediately fires Jeans Snisky andthat was the best decision she can make.
Yeah, oh, come on,come on, Rick Lawn. Uh

(02:05:12):
yeah, Dixie's flipping out. Dixiesays, you are so fired, you
are so fired, Get out ofmy ring. Stupid has been sah,
my crazy stupid. I wonder ifthat was done after that. Yeah,
yeah, wow, it has been. Out of here. Yeah, she
says, you people, pitch rightin your rights face. Get the fuck

(02:05:41):
out of here. She says,you people, shut up. You people
are fired. To get out ofmy rig. What the fans, get
out of the ring, she says, pick up your first lady and get
out of here. Get out ofthe building, pick your ship up and
get out here. And then Teathree D's music hits and Team three D

(02:06:06):
come out carrying a table Dreamers withthem. Then they get in the ring
and Bully raised on the mic andhe says, for a very long time,
I have promised these people one thingthat you the most hated woman in
the history of pro wrestling, isgoing through that table. Please remember what
James said earlier that people really fuckinghated Dixie on screen, So this like

(02:06:30):
was like probably Dixie is trying to, like, you know, baby face
and say all right, I'll takeyou know what I mean, like do
whatever you want to be for theboys? Yeah right. Dreamer takes the
mic and says, Dixie, Itried telling you with an extreme pipe bomb.
My fucking god, dude, that'swhere you came from there. And

(02:06:54):
if there's another one that's gonna happen, it's gonna happen right here. The
reason you're going to go through thattable is because you, what you represent
is all what's wrong with this business. Shut the King World Stars his ass,
fucking punches him right the fucking headknocks his ass out. Then Bully
Ray, just out of pocket,tackles him as hard as he possibly can.

(02:07:16):
The dick Kigmo down Devon Bumps Easythree out of there, Devon Bumps
SPUD two, which leaves Dixie alonein the ring. What a dumbashes get
out? I don't know why shewasn't getting out? What was she doing?
Team three D set up the tableand they signal for three D and
Dixie turns around but grabs her openbails out. Well, Dixie bails out

(02:07:45):
and they don't put it through thetable, and the show ends. That
sucks next week, that's second happensagain. Spot is screaming at them,
saying it's never gonna happen as himand Dixie start backing up the ramping.
Then all of a sudden, theentire locker room empties out into the ramp.

(02:08:07):
Dude, it's fucking everybody. Isaid, Holy fucking shit. Spun
faints on the ramp from how manypeople are charging down to the ring.
Dreamer grabs Dixie and rolls her intothe ring. The roster then starts pounding
on the canvas to hype up thattheir boss is about to be put through
a table by Bully Ray legit allof them. Devon loads Dixie up onto

(02:08:31):
Bully's shoulders in the corner, whois sitting on the top rope. Bully
jumps off the top rope and hitsa sit out power bomb through the table.
The crowd goes absolutely bananas. Tnachance, the Roster's marking out.
Everyone's happy. Bubba goes into thetrance. Dude, this is probably one

(02:08:52):
of the craziest like pops in TENAhistory. It's huge, Dude. Everyone
was like, fuck yeah, becauseI guess everyone one just been fucking like,
yeah, they were so fired up. Bully's music is playing. Everyone
celebrating today says you're ready for thereplays. I want to see that again
and again. So they show thereplays. I don't remember this part.

(02:09:16):
Bubba fucking power bombs are over thetable and she lands fucking back of her
head first onto the kid. Youdon't see him the overhead shot, but
her head bounces off the mets socrazy. Yeah, dude, I was
like, oh my god. Anyways, come back to the crowd high five

(02:09:37):
and today dude, it was awesome. But yeah, she took a gnarly
bump. He was definitely trying tolike protect her from the table, but
probably bucked her up even more becauseof it. He was trying to for
the boys. I don't know.It was a pretty nice power bomb,
and she was fine, Oh that'sgood, Okay, well great, that's
probably wrong though. It was probablythe craziest bump she ever took. I

(02:10:01):
mean that's probably true. I imaginethat's right. Bully's gone around slapping hands
with the roster like he just wonthe world title, like this is crazy
presentation here, but uh yeah,man, Dixie Carter. Finally, finally,
she goes to the table. Thereign of terror is over. Oh
wow, you know what. Matterof fact, I just looked it up.
So Bully Ray said that he explainedto Gubrick Uh the idea, and

(02:10:24):
he said, this is how we'lldo it. He said, for six
months the story played out. Hesaid, I'm proud because by the final
episode we did a one point fora rating. He said, there's a
really strong number. So that's reallythe Dixie story. After the bump,
Dixie said she broke her back.Whoa when she went to the doctor.
He said, I guess they foundlike two little hairline fractures that she probably

(02:10:46):
could have got like slipping in thebathtub. He said, she said,
she's uh. He said that shedid a great job. He said that
she took it perfectly. It's probablyone of the cleanest of all the table
bumps that I've ever given to awoman. He said, might be the
cleanest. Whenever. He said,Dixie really did it. She did a

(02:11:07):
great job. And as you saw, the arena went crazy, the boys
went crazy, and I told her, you're gonna be in the fan's eyes,
you will be a martyr for TEENA. They're gonna appreciate you for what
you did, and you're gonna beso over on social media in the case
was closed sadly no, sadly nodthe bathtub or something. Yeah, sorry

(02:11:33):
about that. It's talk about yourbathtub or whatever. She got hairline fractions
from her bathtub. That's nuts.Yeah yeah, wow, well yeah,
yeah, I mean this was agood show. I enjoyed this fun.
It was good. Yeah. Ithought that they did. Uh, they
put on a good show for us, a moment that they knew would pop,
you know what I mean? Yeah, man, absolutely some good stuff.

(02:11:54):
I do. I always walk awayfrom a TNA episode though, and
I go, damn. It wouldhave been cool if they gave one match
work rate like twelve or something.Yeah. Sure, And I'm guessing maybe
that was their idea for the mainbut just the guys were the wrong guys
for it. Yeah. It wasstill good match. It was. It
was a good match. It wassure, Yes, But I always think

(02:12:16):
I always walk away from one episodeTV and go damn. I wish there
was like a maybe a twelve minutematch somewhere in here. Sure. Yeah,
the guys went kind of hard.Yeah, I agree. I think
that goes for most to your Dayepisode. It goes from yeah that you
know, Yeah, you're right,I guess there's there's not often like a
like unless it's like a built liketwo out of three falls fucking beer money,
right, Yeah, that was likea TV special. Sure, yeah,

(02:12:39):
yeah, I guess you're right.That was, wasn't it. Yeah,
but no, that's that's completely fair. I think you're right there,
but yeah, yeah, there itis. That was Impact Wrestling August seventh,
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