Revisiting TNA Wrestling iMPACT! 2008 AJ Styles Karen Angle Alligator Honeymoon, Booker T vs Kurt Angle

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TV Impact. February twenty first, two thousand and eighth. The
episode where Aj Styles and Karen Angle have their honeymoon unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
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you that until there's.

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Birds birds everywhere, Tony Prince Aj. One of AJ's best
runs in terms of characters, Colin just Kurt Angle at
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Speaker 3 (14:19):
All right, let's get into TNA Impact February twenty first,
two thousand and eight.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
MM. Two thousand and eight not a year that I'm
very proud of to have lived through, but a year
that we must talk about. Nonetheless, before we talk about
UH TENA Impact from two thousand and eight, let's see
what was going on with the world the wrestling time
with the Figure four weekly newsletter, because it's fucking for
some reason, there's no eight archive of the observers. Brian
Alvarez has some stuff to say here.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
What do I know what he's gonna say?

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yeah, I'm fucking sure you do, Dondy Figure four Weekly,
February eleventh, two thousand and eight. Spring cleaning has started
in WWE developmental with a bunch of dudes acts Brian Alvarez,
including g Rilla, Ace Steele, Cassidy Riley, Sean Osborne, Robert Anthony,
and the Amish Roadkill. No, he's gone, Brian a varasas

(15:12):
Roadkill was said to be on the chopping block for
a long time. John Laurnidis was his biggest proponent and
put him over a huge to Vince, saying he could
be a great one man gang level heel, plus he
could talk. No one has any idea where he determined
that since Roadkill had largely largely done one word promo's
entire career, Vince saw pictures of him and thought he

(15:33):
looked great awest too. Then he came up with an
idea for a seventy style Polish American heel from Milwaukee,
plus made him shave off his trademark beard. Roadkill did
what he could to make it work, but it just
wasn't him. Then came the day where Vince met this
man he had heard so much about and discovered he

(15:54):
was only about five foot nine. When Vince looks down
on you physically, that's usually a bad sign for your career,
unless you're super town. They still gave him some dark
matches and not much came of it, and soon he
was history. What a shame, What a shame. The run
of the Roadkill ended by taking his beard off and
making him Polish.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
Yeah, I don't understand. I thought his gimmick was good.
He's amish, he says chickens, he does a butter churning
taut and he does a big splash from the middle
of there. He made a lot of money on merch
off that No, yeah, why not?

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Yeah? I mean, like give him a chicken.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
So like he's not good enough for ECW but they
got they got damn zombie. You know what kind of
promo was he cutting a.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Road?

Speaker 3 (16:36):
Said chickens?

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Asshole dude, And like Vin saw pictures of him, thought
he looked great, so why change his look? JBL had
a bad day on the Opie and Anthony Show last week.
He showed up with his new energy drink, Mama Wanna Energy,
which he was quote unquote boner juice. He said he
guaranteed that a man who drank this would be well agitated,

(16:58):
so to speak, for a full eight hours. Alvera says,
maybe it's just me, but what man is looking for
such a thing? Me? So a bunch of staffers drank
it and stuffs to say, the groundhog did not come out.
They even had naked girls in there rubbing up against
the men to try to produce a zied effect. JBL
eventually just bailed Bigger four Weekly February twenty TNA News.

(17:20):
The entire point of the Big Wedding renewal for Kurt
and Karen Engele was to try to stop the trend
of ratings dipping as Impact went on Alvarez says, well,
kind of failed. The final segment this week did grow,
This is for the show previous to this one. Final
segment this week did grow from the previous segment, but
it was still the fourth highest rated segment on the program.
Worse after hitting one point seven million viewers, a new record,

(17:42):
a few weeks back, they were down to one point
zero eight here and one point five million viewers, which
I love looking back because like as t Anda fans
that we were back in two thousand and eight, and
really just the entirety of this era of DNA, like
like we were getting railed because of these ratings, like
you were, you were getting made fun of for a
one point seven. Today, a one point seven is like awesome, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
I mean one point seven is amazing today, Yeah, by
today's standards. Yeah, but Wrestling Show came on right now
and had a one point seven rating, it would be
like it would take over the world.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
It would change the like the discourse on it would
be unbelievable. Actually yeah, it would be fucking crazy. Figure
four Weekly March second, two thousand and eight and w
w WE News. WWE signed Colin Delaney to a three
year deal. I remember this being just fucking ridiculous because
I was a Chicar fan at the time, and he
was in the Olsen Twins. He was Colin Olsen, and
then all of a sudden he's signed a WWE, which like,

(18:37):
no fucking way, no fucking way this guy got signed,
And Alva says, oh yeah. And for all you indie
guys who look like Colin Delaney and figure that this
is your excuse to not trainer get in shape, think again.
They have one Colin Delaney and they don't need another. One.
Last thing here, Roadkill has been on a rampage lately
talking about Alvarez and Dave Meltzer taking them the task

(18:59):
for what they reported about his release. Alvaa says, all
I can tell you is that I contacted somebody with
very good knowledge of the w side of the story,
having been right in the thick of things, and that
was the story I was told. I would guess it
was the same thing for Dave Justice for O's Roadkill man.
He tried harder than they implied here, and he's maybe
he was upset that they said he's five nine. He's
surely why wasn't.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
Why wasn't it?

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Jesse and Roadkill own instead of Festus.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Yeah. Maybe, uh, they would have gotten too over, they
would have done too well.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Maybe Roadkill refused the team with anybody else because he
was loyal to Danny Doring.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Yeah, that's I'm gonna go with that.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Well for the figure four weekly portion of the show. Now,
let's talk about Tampact February twenty first, two thousand and eight.
T in a we are wrestling, dude, I don't know
that's I don't know if that's meant to stand out
as much as it does every time, but I always
catch them.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
It's the effect they add to it where it's like, hey,
it's like in the background.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Yeah, very cool.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Well, we start with the cold open that goes over
everything that happened last week on Impact, which is a lot.
I mean, they went over every single segment that happened
last week.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
There was a lot that like happened. I guess so
that maybe they felt they need to catch everybody up,
or they thought this would be like a episode everyone
tuned in for, because I feel like I've read somewhere
that wedding or wedding adjacent episodes do like really well
for wrestling usually.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
So maybe that's all the case, yea.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
But I mean, as we've read in the fucking figure
for a weekly, it didn't do as well as they
had hoped. But still, I mean no, so yeah, previously
on Impact, so there's trouble for the new Alliance. I
guess you know. Joe Christian and Kevin Nash are trying
to bond together here to face the Angle Alliance, but
Christian was meant to have a match and got attacked
in the back by aj Styles. Also on that show,

(20:51):
Team three D failed to make weight because they're doing
the Angle where the Dudley's have to weigh in every
week and if they if one of them doesn't make weight,
they get thrown out of the match. So the matches
keep becoming handicap matches. But Brother Devon does win a
handicap match against Shark Boy and Curry Man. Also, a
new freak makes her presence felt as RockA Khan makes

(21:13):
her debut to help Scott Steiner with a win over
Pete Williams, who was not Make Believe Muscley yet.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
He was Muscle soon to be Make Belief Muscle.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Correct a dramatic return as Rhino comes back and challenges
James Storm to an Elevation X match at Destiny's an
X destination. Xcuse me, easy for me to say and
assist gone wrong as Gail Kim tried to help ODB
in her match against Awesome Kong, but ends up costing
her the match. More stress for Eric Young. Eric Young
is afraid of Relic. That's really just the story there.

(21:44):
He's afraid of Relic. He's a killer and craving for vengeance.
Booker T says that Rob Rude shows up tonight, He's
gonna get his hands around his neck and snap it.
And then Jim Cornette booked Booker T against Kurt Angle
for this episode, and of course the end of the
show where Kurt and Karen Engle were renewing their wedding
vows and the minister says, I now pronounce you husband
and wife. You may kiss your bride well. Kevin Ash

(22:06):
and Smo Joe come out and attack everybody, and then
aj gets in and somehow is standing in front of
Karen and the minister and kisses Karen and then that
makes them a husband and wife. And the last shot
is Kurt Angle in just a bow tie on the rams,
screaming so as James said, a lot to take in here,

(22:26):
a lot as we go towards destination X. But yes,
the honeymoon of Karen and aj Are is upon.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
Us alligator honeymoon.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
That probacts so many memories because I remember watching this
fucking episode like when it aired, and I remember loving it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
So this was during the time period where TNA was
naming the episodes, so it was like a almost like
they were doing syndicated television of something in that sort.
So we go into another colde open here Kurt Angle
is here with Karen Angle, and Kurt says the marriage
isn't even legal.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
They're in the locker room area, I guess, or wherever
you can call this, and there's multiple framed pictures of
like Kurt Angle's WWF eight by Tens that's.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
His personal locker room.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Which is of course has pictures of him, and Kurt says,
I don't find this funny anymore, whether it's legal or not.
I don't appreciate you kissing ages stylas in front of
a minister. You said you would take care of this
last week. You had a whole week to take care
of this, and you haven't. So you have it till
tonight to take care of this or else, and Karen
looks at him and says, or else, What what are

(23:35):
you gonna do? He looks like, jealousy is the only
way you're gonna pay attention to me, and JB walks in.
JB Jeremy Borsh walks in and says, hey, go golm down, guys,
and Kurt fucking steps right up to his face and says, well,
you shut your mouth. I knocked you out last week,
and I'll knock you out again. And he puts his
fist up and he's gonna punch JB. The dynamic with
JB and Kurt is like fucking fantastic. It's I mean,

(23:59):
like you know every I think everyone knows, like the
rock and coach like they always would do. The backstage
shit Kurt and JB's just as funny to me. I
love that. Kurt says jealousy. I just don't like the
boys laughing about me behind my back. And Karen says, oh,
that's what this is about. It's always about you, isn't
it your gold medals, your titles? When is it gonna
be about us? And Kurt says, when.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
You're not boy, Karen, it's fucking a mess.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
What do you want me to do? We only got
one point seven million viewers.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
Do you see this guy? Curry Man? What the fuck?

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Bubba Ray Dudley can't keep his weight down? Karen? This
is a fat some a bit.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
So.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Kurt says, when I accomplish what I want to accomplish
is when it will be about us to prove the
whole world that I'm the greatest wrestler ever. But I
have a match to night with Booker T. So while
you take your drama somewhere else, and while you take
your soap opera to your other husband, Ca says, I'll
take my drama somewhere else, and she pushes them, and
Kurt says, don't push me, and Gart says, I'll go
somewhere where someone appreciates me, and Kurt says, we'll go

(25:09):
anything to get you off my back. I mean women, right, fellas,
I mean, goddamn.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
Dude, Davy shopping, dude at the mall, tony dude. And
don't even get me started. As Booker T would say,
save the drama, Oh your mama, they shouldn't.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
I mean that, God goddamn, I mean I'm with Booker.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
T would say, don't hate to play it, hate the game.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
Go back to your other husband for real. Boo.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Yeah, and I'm finna get with.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
He walk me catchphrases in the road.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
With you.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
So we get the glass breaking TNA intro here.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
I love this.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
There's so many sound effects on this episode of TNA.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
It was uh. I mean, I like it especially as
an ADHD man like my self. It keeps my attention
greats with all the cracking and.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Dude, yeah, it's always Mike Today and Don West and
they're always talking about something. Rhinos scrumming in from explicivedb
teams with guilt. Do you remember last week is my
desk dog. That's what we get.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Next.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
We come into the venue and it's Mike Today at
Don West with the loudest sound effects you've ever seen.
Here's Rhino tag team Booker Tar tonight. So we go
into the first match of the evening. Here Kip James

(26:47):
and Bullet Bob Armstrong. Because BG James is currently hurt,
they're taking on tom Co and aj Styles for the
TNA World Tag Team titles.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
So I originally wrote VKM of Kip James and James
against Adrian Tomko, and then I wrote, I'm sorry, I
guess I somehow got these fucking wrong. It's Kip James
and Bob arms Strong. So I wish, I wish Bob
Armstrong was actually uh more like road Dog and and

(27:19):
b G. James wasn't just trying to be his dad.
Because Bob Armstrong being like where the lineage was passed
down and he does the pump Endle slam where he
fucks tom going his ass, I think that would have
been better for this team.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Dude, he comes out, Oh you didn't know.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
You didn't know.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
He's the big Dog.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
It's the l E T Bob Armstrong.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
B O b oh.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Hell yeah, we come to the Bob house.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
He's the road Bob. He's doing that ship Bob do.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
This isn't it, Bobby.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
Hey, if you can't drink with the big dogs, stay
out the cooler big dogs.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
D we need we need deadlock big dog shirts like
fucking bad yesterday.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
We need him yesterday.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Those are so awesome. Yeah, we need that. Crazy so
Today says that against all odds, everything looked in place
for a feel good moment for teenage Marines, which I
guess is Beachy James and Bob Armstrong. They were gonna
win the tag titles, but A Styles hit a springboard
drop kick to the knee of the road Dog and
hyper extended it and that's what led to them losing.
So little return match here, but Kip James Billy gunn

(28:45):
is uh is in his place.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
So uh, AJ Styles comes in for his entrance with
Tom co here, grabs the crown off the table and
their entrance and wears it to the ring because this
is the Prince of phenomenal era for AJ Styles, which
is uh basically him just stooging, which is pretty cool.
So AJ Styles and Bullet Bob Armstrong, who has to
be I mean, he's in his sixties at least here, right,

(29:10):
They start off and I was like, man, I'm actually
excited to see what happens.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
He too, Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
So they lock up and Bullet Bob takes the arm
and hits a snapmare, which AJ gets up and freaks
out about.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Dude. Bob Armstrong does the fucking brock Lesner jog like
after he snapmare's AJ like he was rare to go.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
AJ backs into the ropes and then that ref asks
for a break and AJ punches him in the stomach.
AJ then flips over Bullet Bob's back and then Bob
gives them a palm thrust, takes the arm and tags
it Billy Gunn.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
That was fucking awesome. I mean, first, Ad is getting
all his shit in, like he's not going to slow
down for Bullet Bob Armstrong. But Bob with the ricky steamboat.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Chop, dude, I love that. I love that. Bullet Bob
was talking through this match with AJ and he was like, yeah,
so all right, so you flip up in my back
and then I give you the chop and then I'll
take your shit over. I'll take you over to Billy.
AJ is actually having like a legit great start here
with Bullet Bob. Yes, and it's just another reason why

(30:14):
AJ is just so good. I mean, he could have
given this guy a great match where he does literally
everything for him and just sells for him, and AJ
will still get all his shit in and it would
look fantastic.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Should have been a singles.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
So AJ hits a pele on Kip James and Tomko
lines Billy Gunn out of his pants. Karen Angle is
seen walking down the ramp at this point, and the
crowd is chanting Karen's styles.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
They're looking at she's you know, she's clapping. She's rooting
for her man, who is her husband legally. Now as
how that works.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
So Kip James hits a neck breaker on Tom COO
and we get a double down. Bullet Bob comes in
and counters tom Co and starts throwing chops and AJ
is literally flip bumping on his head for these dude.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
He's going he, I mean, he chopping the shit out
of both of these dudes. At one point, Tomko's in
the corner and Bob Armstrong is doing shotgun chops, which
is fucking great.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Dude. Yeah, I actually loved the work that Bullet Bob
was doing Tomco and AJ here was cool.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
It would have been better if he was doing it.
Bobby's yes. AJ gets up, so this is funny.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
AJ takes a flip bump on his head for this
chop and then Bullet Bob goes to grab him and
AJ gets up and pokes him right in the eyes.
This is the goat, Like, what the fuck? AJ and
Tomko then accidentally closed on each other for a double down,
and Kip James then grabs the crutch from BG James
and instead of hitting AJ or tomco besides, he's going

(31:47):
to hit bullet Bob.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Arms my dad, my fucking dad.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
So he does that. He hits him with the crutch
and then tom COO covers bullet Bob Uh and AJ
and Tomko retain the titles here in the.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Opener, fucking son of a bitch man, like, why would
Billy Gunn do this to the Bob? That sucks?

Speaker 3 (32:08):
Well? BG James comes in and then Kip kicks his
leg out of his leg and grabs the crutch and
breaks it on his back. And I actually wrote here
I said, all right, man, like, who's trying to see
the j's and vgj's jet right now?

Speaker 1 (32:22):
With that this this feud always worked. It works alone.
Wwf that they put them back together after a month.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
They've been doing this exact thing for like six years
at this point, like, oh, my gods, and bro.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Dog is an idiot. This dude always betrays you. Get
it together?

Speaker 3 (32:42):
Did I love this era? By the way of AJ,
I'll have to look back on it and revisit it
with new eyes, because I'm sure at the time I
was like, Wow, this is stupid. Why is AJ bumping
for yea probably yeah, AJ getting up after flip bumping
for a chopping poking of the eyes is like, I mean,
this might have been the best character in DNA.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Dude, it might be a run that like it might
be better than I ever have rated it.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
Yeah, like yeah, it just needs like new eyes on it.
I think so I might. I might try to go.
We could probably go back on the pod and watch
more of this air. So I remember there was a
promo where you brought up Pokemon once or something. We
can maybe watch.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
Yes, I do remember that too.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
I will tell you if you go back and watch
w B from two thousand and eight, you don't need.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Anyth No, you can keep the same eyes that you have. Actually,
you should keep your eyes off of it.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
Yeah, there's just nothing there, man.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Unless you're watching with us, then you'll have a good time.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
Yeah, well you'll watch it. Even Tony and Johnny.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
I won't be here, James has deviated accept them.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
Well, we're going backstage. Yes, ODB is here with Gail
Kim and Crystal the backstage announcer or backstage correspondent, and
ODIB and Gail have been having a strange Bedfellow's relationship
recently on TV.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
So Crystal, as you said, is backstage with ODB and
Gil Kim. Cristal says, you know, it looked like Gail
was trying to assist ODB against Kong, but it backfired,
and she wants to know if they're gonna be able
to work together against Miss Jacqueline and Roxy Leveaux, and
Gail says, we had some communication issues, but we're back
on the same page and we have a common goal
bring down Kong's reign in TNA. So Odib says, I
got to give that broad some credit. I'll go through

(34:26):
anybody to get to calm, and then AJ and Karen
walk in and Karen says, uh, you know, AJ did
such a good job. Hey, what the fuck? And Christal says, oh, well,
since I got you guys here, what was up with
a kiss on Karen last week? And he says, I
don't know, I just got caught up in the moment
someone had a Kisser says what a moment it was.

(34:48):
I mean, Aj, you know us getting married at all?
And AJ looks at her and says, Su're not married,
You're married to hurt. Come on, Yeah, come, we're not married.
You're married, Kurt, And Karen says, that's not what the
world winn iss last week they saw you me a
minister and a kiss, and A says, wait a minute,
we're actually married. Kurt know about this? Is this evelllegal?

(35:10):
Kurt know about this? As funny as shit? Karen says, listen,
I'll worry about the legalities. You gotta worry about our honeymoon.
Our honeymoon. And AG says, no, on, did you talk
to Kurt?

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Is he cool at this?

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Karen says, he said, go to your other husband, and
that's what he said. And A says, I don't have
anything planned. Wait, I got a perfect place one phone call.
It's my favorite place to walk. Come on. So this
is the start of AJ's preparations for the honeymoon. He's
I mean, he's such a dumb ass, like I'd love this. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
Karen actually tugs on his necklace here in this scene,
which is funny because that's his real life wedding band
for his real life marriage.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
That's funnyest shit, I don't even catch that.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Yeah. Wow, So we get the Witless Protection replay. That's right,
Witless Protect, which is a Larry the Cable Guy movie. Yes,
I'm surprised aj Aj didn't say that on the show good.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
A Lardy the Cable Guy and Jenny McCarthy. That's what
it was.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Larry the Cable Guy also known as toe Mater for
so many people out there, and I not like cars.
I'm sure there's people who have no fucking idea who
Larry the Cable Guy, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Like, of course he was on what was the group
they were in? Like he was in with the uh
did they have a name? Him and the other the Blue.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
They had their tour with, like all those guys.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
Super popular dude, super.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
Foxworthy and all that is popular in like Philly too.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Yeah it was.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
It was popular everywhere. Yeah, it was super popular.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
This movie probably isn't funny, but it sucks as Witless Protection.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
He just acts like Larry the Cable Guy the entire time,
like it's just him in.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
What else is he gonna do to made was just.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Yeah, but he was awesome, man, he says so.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
Witless Protection sponsored this replay which shows Kip James betraying
BG James.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Damn it, fucking damn it, ass man.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
We go backstage Kip James is here with Crystal, and
he's yelling and he's pissed, and he's just very red.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
I mean, he's gigantic, huge, but he still looks like
he's still fucking gigantic. And Crystal says, Kip James, what
what we just witness and says, shut your mouth. You see,
I just got rid of a two fifty pounds bag
of ship. That bride you're dead was just a casualty
where I come from. Blufs is. Blood isn't ticking the water,

(37:44):
friendship is and which is nuts. By the way, everybody
knows that wants to know. Everybody knows that I hate everybody.
Were brothers anyway, Jeff, Jeff of the world. But now
you chose to throw that all away. But for what?
I have no idea, but I know what's coming now,
the Marines, the Armstrongs, and I pray to God as

(38:04):
you you better bring it all because you're gonna need it.
Billy Gunn thinks that because he attacked the Armstrong family
that the United States will be deploying the Marines.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
It's two thousand a eight man, think it happened.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
You know, there's no better resources in two thousand and
eight project.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Dude, the recession doesn't happen yet, right, we were were
still good.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
They don't need to manest Oh yeah, maybe they had
some reasons woming because that's why happen, because the Marines
as man as. That sucks.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
So now it's time for the X Division town hall.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Of course. So we are in the ring with Teenage
Management's Jim Cornett and his muscle, Big Matt Morgan, and
he's in the ring with san Jay Dutt and the
machine guns, the Motor City machine Guns. Cornett says, I've
been joined for a very special interview segment by the
Guru sun Jay Dutt and the Motor City machine Guns.
And let me introduce the subject of the special interview segment,
welcome Black Macheese Mode, Jay Lethal. And Jay Lethal comes

(39:13):
out to much hoopla and applause from the audience because
he just saved the X Division and against all odds,
him and the Motor City machine Guns were facing Team
three D and Johnny Devine, who is never officially a
Dudley by the way, very easily could have just called
him Johnny Dudley and avoided any legal Is that, yes,

(39:36):
cousin Johnny h well, they had a six man hardcore
street fight and MotorCity machine Guns got fucked up in
that one. But Jay Lethal three on one put the
put the bootstall ar asses and got the X Division
title back from those damn dudleys and stopped them from
abolishing the X Division, which they had the power to do.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
If you get rid of the title, you know, like,
what's the point really?

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Whoa, oh my god, Wow, you're right.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
Divine, divine and bubba.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
And run.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
Right.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
So Cornett says, we felt the accomplishment you achieved the
TENA Wrestling deserves some special recognition. At the age of twenty,
you were the youngest man on the TNA roster when
you took Jeff Jarrett, the then DNA champion, to the limit,
which is the same thing they did in r AH
they did. Still a lot of shit, I did, Okay,
got it. Then you shocked the world when you first
won the TENA Exhibsion title by upsetting Kurt Angle last

(40:40):
year in two thousand and seven, you were named the
Exhibitionion Wrestler of the Year. But most recently, against all odds,
you triumphed against all odds and you saved the Exhibision
against Team three of Thedos Fat Fat Pastors.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
And I gotta say, jay Lethal, you were awesome when
you smoked Kerrak Special.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
You were fit. I think when you were a crackhead.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
Hi Drow, I love you.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
And it was sweet when your mom and dad were
always at the shows. Cornett says, Jaye till you made
your Marcantinea wrestling, and uh. They give him a big
round of applause, and jay Lethill takes the mic and
the crowd chanting speech, and he says, Jayale Thil has
definitely got his smile back. That's not a mutch. The
main thing is it fu And uh, he says, I

(41:30):
could not do that on my own. There's people, a
few people gotta thank, of course, the founders of the
exhibsion like Christopher Daniels, Jerry Lynn AJ Styles. He didn't
mention the Flying Elvis is here for some reason.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
Yeah, weird fucking sucks about hockey.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Poor hey Estrada. Yeah I got the fuck. Yeah, man,
come on, but guys like Christopher Daniels, Jerry Lynn AJ
Styles and to those guys in all the division, bastard,
I give it after it. Yeah he did.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
He was the founder.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
He just had to heat from r H.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
He had to wait un till he finished up his
r O H run so he could do the exact
run it.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
That's what a lot of guys were waiting to do,
to finish up the rons to do it a year,
guys like Christopher daniels A, jerrylind A, just thousand those
guys and all the founding fires of the exhivision. Thank god, fuck.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
You jerryln.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
So awesome.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
And he throws the X division belt down.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
He kills the exhibit and.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
He joins the Dudley's. He's the fourty devon dies.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
They call me Machismo Dudley.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
Oh j Diesels coming.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Jes waiting for his here uh so, Chili says, there's
two more people I like to thank to my left that.
I like to think two of the toughest guys have
ever met in my life. And against all oz they
weren't afraid to put their bodies online because they were
fighting for something that is right. The Motor City machine
guns and you know what, I hope Dead Locke puts
the tag titles on them. I also want to say

(43:20):
what a privilege it is to stay in the same
ring as my best friend Sonjay duty, I have true
friendship until I met you, and I want to thank
you from the bottom of my heart. And they they
embrace and they have a hug. And dude, I mean
I was like, what a fucking great taunt like that?

(43:40):
Did the Sprinkler ever make it to the two K games? Oh?

Speaker 3 (43:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
I think it might have like early right, like when
they were just like boot and ship right, they.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Might maybe might have been.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
I was probably already in the game, like they just whatever.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
Sadly him doing a moon salt stomp to somebody's dick
was not in the game. Uh. So they hug, and
Jay says, there's somebody else I want to thank, somebody
who's inspired me with just one look, gave me the
strength and courage to hold the world on my shoulders,
and that is you, special case, Becky Bay. Let's please
get it there, so cal Val and so cal Val

(44:19):
is very happy and she gets into the ring and
Jay says, please, if you would share this moment with me,
And Jay gives Jim Cornett the mic and says, I'm
so nervous right now, and Val, there's something I want
to ask you for a very long time, and he
gets down on her knee and says, Val, will you
go out with me? The crowd pops and so cal
Val says, ooh yeah, and big fucking pop and they

(44:40):
hug and but a little little Sunjay Dutt standing behind them,
not looking too thrilled with this one, not too happy that.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
She says yeah, just like miss Liz did, Like it
was like perfect. I don't know if she that crazy.
She did a great job there.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
Yeah, and they hug and Jay's music is playing, but
Sundays standing there not too happy. Sadly it's sucks. Maybe
he didn't like special K.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
So we got backstage. Kazarian is here with Crystal and
he is facing Relic tonight. Sorry about that, brother, Dude.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
That's fucking awesome. Like I feel like it's like a
diamond in the rough to find a Relic matches, Like
I don't know how much how long his run is here,
but I feel like they're going far between, or maybe
I just avoid two thousand and eight in general a lot,
So that's why I don't see him. But I always
get excited when I see Relic because I also know
that that means I'm gonna see Black Rain right, which

(45:34):
gets me fired up too.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
And you also know that Relic is Killer spelled backwards.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Dude, I fucking found that out here. That's unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
Eric definitely knows dive this Relic gimmick by trying to
be funny, and that's fucking hilarious to me.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
He just buried the whole thing. Yeah, that's awesome, let's go.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Nobody stopped on me either, Like I just fucking cut
your relic FROMO and then he'll lose.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Yeah, what was the long term lands here? So e y,
he just keeps making fun that Relic is Killers spell
backwards and he loses a lot.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Doesn't really do anything either.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
He's gotta kill like that, Like the end goal would
be he's got to kill Eric Young right, like that
would make Yeah, but yeah, forget about it.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
He makes ey sleep with the fishes.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Yeah. Cast two weeks ago, you defeated Black Rain, and
now you're a guest against Relic. Are you up for
the challenge? Which is a fucking crazy question. I mean, like,
who the funk would not be up for the challenge?
Relics suck.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
Champion. I just want to make sure we get that clear.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Yeah, Jillie thil didn't mention me, but I'm also a
fucking pillar here.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
He's sort of a bit you know that I should
have started.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Comes in it says, holy funk, that's killers backwards, dude,
that's Johnny stream Bowley. This guy that's sucking gold dust.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
Wait what Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
The fucking golden dust w w F Johnny Shrow Bully
and gold Dust.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
W w's Johnny Stram Bowley w c.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
W's dust and Roads. He's in seven. I didn't always
kill his career.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
He's right, the other gimmings real like a golden shoul walking. Hey,
fucking you, Hey.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
Guys, forget about it. That thing.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
No, no, I didn't mean. Oh, so fucking Kauzarian says,
you know all this nonsense, I went through a black
rain dustin. Oh my god, he does say dust in here.
I forgot that. He calls him dust. That all started
in a match I had against Relish a couple of
months ago. Yeah, I think we should keep fucking burying

(48:11):
this guy. So pay off tremendously. So fucking Eric Young
runs up and he says, Frankie, Frankie, I'm glad I
caught you. You know, he's a real life monster man brother,
Like that's killer spelled backwards. You can't go out there.
He almost killed me. He's gonna do stuff too. He's
gonna eat your heart out, he's gonna eat your brains.

(48:32):
Because Aaron slaps him and says, Eric, uh, I don't
know what he fucking his middle name is here, Eric
cocka mill young, will you calm down? Because Aaron says,
he's a guy. He's a wrestler, he's Italian, he's a man.
Like you about it him.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
He's just a guy.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
He's not really a killer. He's just a dude.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
He's a totally normal guy. And e says killer backwards
because says, okay.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
You know this guy if you know what the under
a taker.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
Dude, he mother f and bomb Rikishi and it was awesome.
Like I mean like no, was I ever going to
really fucking take relic serious? No, but like this is
funny that they created this dude, like he's just they
were like, ah, fuck it, like we've already been through
the abyss stuff. Who gives a ship's.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Called him the relish and make.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
Actually don't even know why they thought this would work.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Like I don't know either.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
I'm trying to wrap my brain around it. Like Jim
Cornett didn't like say, hey, guys, maybe fucking not like
this is stupid.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Maybe that was one of that. He was just like,
I fin there's only so many battles I can win.
I'm not gonna fight the relic fight.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
So we go backstage, Jim Cornette and Chris Dorr here
with Samoa. Joe. Joe is in jeans with the glasses.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Joe is chilled out crazy. I mean, he's big time
here and he's at the desk and that's funny.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
We're getting there. We're getting there.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Yeah, well the match that we get is fantastic too, Joe.
For the past few weeks now we're trying to do
the ceremony in public, and maybe that's where what's been wrong.
You know, there's so many things and go wrong in public,
and that's why now we're in private. The door is locked.
Matt Morgan kred Angle Christian on the other side of
the complex. This place is harder to break into than
Fort Knox, staring an air rate. All we have to
do is have you a fix your signature onto this

(50:24):
contract and you'll be a legally bounty and a wrestler
for the next five years on your terms. So Joe says, Jimmy,
I want to thank me just Yetting Cornett says, fuck,
what do you want from me? What do you want?
And josephs, hey, chill out, Hill before you blow out.
Come to few realizations. Maybe it's nothing to do with
that paper, and it's nothing to do with any of this,

(50:45):
but I want to be TNA World champion. Cornets, I've
given you and Jose's gave me a shot. That telet
shot doesn't mean anything. I'm giving a fair shot, and
as long as the Angle lines is around, I'm never
gonna get that fair shot. Jimmy so a destination X
my self, Kevin ash Christian Cage. We'll take care of
the Angle Alliance, and then I want my title shot
in corner, says Dad. Joe signs that contract and Joe

(51:07):
says not exactly, and Jess hear me out after taking
out the Angle Lionce and I've secured my title shot.
After try I get what I want. Jimmy at Lockdown,
when I have hurt in the cage, there's nobody left
to get in my way, and I become teena champion.
I will fix my signature to that contract. And if

(51:29):
I'm not TNA champion after lockdown, there's not much use
of me being here anyways.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
And put me in the relic mask.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Joe, Joe, we can't make your relic. We've already killed that.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
I want a shame, Jimmy.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
I do this every day in my life. Speaking of
not a bad angle, by the way, I actually don't
mind this angle at all. Like, you know that Joe's
a big prospect of the trying to sign. He's not
trying to sign unless ships on his terms, and he
feels like his value is only as champion, and he'd
rather not be here if he's not champion. I like
all this.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
Oh yeah, I put him up a big So we
have Relic Versus Kazarian up next.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Hippy.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
Please keep in mind, everybody, that Relic is killer spelled backwards.
And this is Johnny Strambowley and he's a regular dude.
Told me this is a regular man wrestling. He's just a.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
Man who can be defeated by as right here tonight.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
Infall for Relics.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Did you guys know that cast spelled backwards is zach.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Shit? You know, hey, my doing how you do it.
I also like that Relic comes out with a different
mask on and takes it off to show another mask.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
Very nice, regular person.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
You know, maybe the mask is the mask we met
along the way, right fellas true?

Speaker 3 (53:00):
Well no, So Kaz comes out with a crazy jacket.
It's got like green and gray on it. I don't
know what he was going for, especially when your face
gets a guy relic, I mean, like, what's crazier? Really
he could be a killer, We don't know.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
He's a zack spelled backwards.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Relics Relics name card on t n A also has
the K backwards.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Oh funk. That's how you know you got to spell
it backwards. They really kind of hammered this home.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
Well, if you spelled it backwards now with the K backwards,
this wouldn't work.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
You k again, it'd be all silly. Well it's like
chronic with the backwards kid, you know, Oh right, it
worked for the Relics. Really, Relic just really likes weed.
He's a big weed guy.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
So Kaz runs it Relic and Relic goozles him and
backs them to the corner. Kaz gets to the apron
and tries to get in, but Relic stares at him.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
And Kaz isn't intimidated at all by this, because this
is a normal man.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
Kaz tries to forearm Relic, but he doesn't budge, so
he starts kicking him, and uh then he does budge.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
It's fucking really hard to break this guy down.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Kiss moves, so Kaz takes a Brett buckle and Relic screams.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
Relic tries to lock in the Cobra clutch, but Kaz
fights out. Kaz then does the Piper and Brett corner
flip pin. I think it's cool that they watch a
lot of old wrestling, Relic, dude, I like it.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
The Brett chest bump in the corner and then does
the Brett pin out of the million dollars due.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
Right, dude, right, Relic was like really going for that
million dollar dream. Kaz ends up pinning Relic, so he
beats him.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Damn it.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
Black Rain is now here and he has his weapon,
Darkness Falls and his wig right.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Which which, dude, Okay, so like Kauzaran's not afraid of
anybody here. Black Ring runs out with Darkness Falls with
It's just like a fucking hammer, I think, or a
scythe and screens you're all black outfit and a wig on.
He gets in the ring with a weapon and Kazarian
full charges him and starts kicking his.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
This is this is this is like not as intimidating
as gold Dust would be, even gold Dust was an
a champion who was Black Rain good Man, I was
champion fed. That's more scary than Black Rain who loses
all his matches and hits people with the hammer.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
At least seven least floated to the ring.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
That's got a good prom with his dad, yeah, and
then fed somebody bunch on burritos, Rick Claire donkey and
then whatever.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
Is a donkey donkey and.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
His was Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
I mean this, dude, this dude, darkness falls with the.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
Why is it happening?

Speaker 3 (56:04):
Like this is not scary at all time? Like I
see this, dude, I'm winding up the biggest right look
of all time, Like you're not getting away from me. Well,
we go backstage with Crystal. I mean it's been yes,
it's been about six and a half minutes. It's about
time to give back your Crystal. Crystal is here with

(56:25):
Booker T. I wrote down here, Wow, I wrote down
There is way too much fucking talking on this show.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Dude, you didn't even get the half of it. And
we're like, yeah, you're right to be done. And Crystal says, Booker,
what do you think I'm darkness falls the weapon?

Speaker 3 (56:40):
Oh I thought that was a schizophrenic.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
No, that's wrong, that's the sick right. Crystal says, what's
your mind? Son? Robert Rude in the match that decimated
the next you think we have to concentrate on credent
night and Booker says, oh, yeah, expecting unexpected. My first
singles title came because Rick Martell forgot his boots and
I had to step in and become the first World
TV champion. Well it's not Tay. Leave Rick fucking Martell alone.

(57:04):
He had a good run there. I thought we we
Actually that wasn't this year. That was must have been
last year. We watched like that Booker t Rick Martel
angle and.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
It was awesome.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
Yeah, it was very good. So Booker says, as far
as Bobby Rude, Suga didn't show up tonight, but I
have been assured by Jim Cornette if he doesn't show
up next week, he will be suspended indefinitely. And I
know he can't use that because he can use a
new robe and Bobby Rude, you're gonna get yours, But
tonight it's on like neck Bode Suger.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
Hell yeah, I gotta give it to Booker here. He
still cared about TNA. This was about the only time
that he did. I remember he said he wanted to
come into TNA. Well, whether this was true or not
is up to the man himself, but I remember hearing
about that Booker wanted to come to TNA and work
the young guys. Obviously that changes. He becomes the Legends
Champion and it all works non young guys, and also

(57:54):
becomes the Tag Tea Champions too, always Steyer.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
So I gotta say, James, Booker and Steiner a great
tag team that a lot of people should remember as
a tag team together.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
Right, they had about a ninety day rain or so.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
Hey, some people don't even get that.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
So we got to a pre tape. Barry Scott puts
over Abyss with a great voiceover job.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
It is great, actually a BES hype video, and he
talks about the dark secrets that ABIs Karriity finally realizing
James Mitchell, the man who controlled him for all these
years was in fact his biological father. Against all odds,
he pushed himself to the point in overturn, defeating the
forces that controlled him once and for on, with nothing
left to hide. The man behind the mask is gonna
be in W two K twenty five DC get.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
It, Yes, yes, and Abyss will fight Tyresee.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
Halliburn Abyss against great colleague for the DVW World Championship. Well,
he also says in a surprise turn last week. On
top of all that, he says, Abyss turned his back
on the six side of the ring because it was
shitting to bump in and left the impact zone abruptly.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
Will he faced on your taker? Right, Rasmia?

Speaker 1 (59:03):
What happened to Rhode kill? Perhaps there's more to this
man than the monster that lives inside. I mean, good
video here, right, I enjoyed.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
It, good video. I hated them trying to humanize Abyss.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
I can't stand that. That's like my least favorite monster
trope I think.

Speaker 3 (59:22):
Takes the mask off, it walks out like Spider Man.
Oh man, this is really my life? Am I going
to have to face Black Rain and Relic when I
get back?

Speaker 1 (59:34):
I already did, already, No, I have to face Black
Rain Relic and Judas Messias.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
A w W.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
I want to Jack Schager now, Jackschacker please.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
So we have Mike Today and Don West who run
down the rest of the night, including a team three
D way.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
In mm and uh yeah today I had an interview
with Rhino and Team three D are fat as ship
can they get below twoes?

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
So we have Sonjay Dutt versus Johnny Devine versus P. D.
Williams in a number one contender three way fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Yes, for your mind, for your mind, for your mind,
for your mind. That's awesome. I love this entrance.

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
Yeah, Sonja comes out with a tambourine and a vase
that is smoking.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
Mmm. I mean good luck, cool gimmick. We should make
him lose well.

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
P D. Williams comes out and he's maple leaf muscle dude.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
This is Chris Masters, like his song is Chris Masters.
The fuck is going on here? Also, Johnny Divine is
Brian Myers. Don't put him in there with AJ please please.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
So Steiner faced PD and even though he cheated to
beat him, he gave him respect after.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
The match, yes, which was you know, of course nice
and uh patfelt victim to the newest freaking RockA gon
and uh yeah and there. But Steiner liked what he
saw of young make believe muscle.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
Well, Johnny Divine hot starts on both guys, but they
get up on him pretty quickly. Here Johnny Devine goes
up the ramp and Steiner is there with his number
one freak rocke con Sanja hits a springboard whoope cushion,
but Divine breaks up the pin.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
It was that she was on my face.

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
Audio tird nuggets.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
Drop of the dime. But the drop of the dime
was the splash, wasn't it?

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
Yeah that's right? Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, Well I love
the springboard whoope cushion.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
Earthquake should have did.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
It, dude, that would have fucking been nuts.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Roadkill could have did it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
One hundred from the middle to. Sanja hits a springboard
whoope cushion, but Johnny Devine breaks up the pin. Scott
Steiner is watching outside the ring right now, smiling, having
a good time. Hits a co breaker on Divine and
then throws Sonja out of the ring, and then Scott
Seiner punches Johnny Divine in the head. Pete then rolls
up Johnny Divine and wins.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
No Destroyer, no nothing, it was Scott Steiner Destroyer.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
What the fuck he could have hit him in the
face man, and just just hit the Canadian Destroyer.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Just like fucking sold into it, right, Yeah, that's what
I was thinking. But no inside cradle for the win.
And then Steiner and his newest freak number one freak
Roka Khan get into the ring and Pete puts his
hands up. He's looking for a fight. He thinks Steiner's
about to jump his ass, and Scott says, Scott tells him,
you come with me, and you're going to the top,
and he sends his hand to Pete. Pete thinks about.

Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
It top of one at the top of the food chade,
and Pete takes a handshake, and such is the beginning
of a legendary run here for Pete Williams.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
Yeah, you're right, it is legendary. It's the one I
think about the most, which is funny.

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
I mean, like I know him as the Canadian Destroyer
and then like my brain immediately goes, fuck you every.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
Time I get stop looking at that smile.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
Yeah, Like I mean him being Minnie Scott Steiner was
fucking fantastic. Like yeah, So.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
We go to the JB cam. JB is filming AJ
and Karen together at dinner tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
The honeymoon has begun, and JB's behind the camera as
James says, and Karen and AJ are somewhere, and Karen
turns back and looks at JB and says, JAB, you
getting this And JB says, am I getting this, Karen?
If you're doing us to get back a card, I
got a real problem with this. You're gonna hurt this guy.
Karen says, JB's shut the fuck up, do your job.
And AJ comes back and says, hey, we can sit anywhere.

(01:03:45):
Is this cool and pulls a chout for her and
she says, oh my gosh, and AJ sits down and says, listen,
I got some stuff to light in the mood. I mean,
this is just like a fucking like fastod restaurant there.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
Do you look like a deli or like a I
don't even know, like a.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
Subway or some out ever say the name of it?
Do they?

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
No, they don't think. So this is like a little
sit down nderworld.

Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
That ship was probably definitely in the park or something.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
Yeah, it felt like yeah. So AJ says, I got
some stuff light in the mood, and he pulls out
a candle and he likes it and says, oh, a
J you're so sweet. And he says, oh fuck, he
burned his head and he just says, I got more
stuff though, and he pulls out some flowers and says
these are for you. And Karen takes someone says well,
these aren't real, and it just says, well, the real
ones will die. These want will last you forever. This

(01:04:29):
guy's a limit. It is all right. Listen, I got
something else for you, and he hands it to her
and Karen laughs in and says the snow globe. And
he just says, yeah, you don't understand.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
Yeah, these are precious to me.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
Let me tell you a story able to help you out.
When I grew up in Gainesville, we never ever had
snow ever. Up until I was like five, I was
praying for snow. I wanted snow, And on Christmas Eve,
I prayed harder than I ever prayed before. Please Lord,
I need this snow. I need it more than anything
I needed to pay by a snow bill. And Christmas
morning I wake up and I run on the window
no snow. And I turn around and there's my grammy.

(01:05:07):
She says, hey, a J, I know you wanted snow,
so I got you snow and gave me the snow globe.
And as long as you have this, you have snow
anytime you want. So it's really precious to me and
I want you to have it. And cares like, oh
my gosh, did you give me that from your grandmother?
And he says, as long as you have the snow globe,
you always have me. Oh my god, it's so fucking sweet,
Like yeah, what what an emotional moment. And then he

(01:05:29):
just said, all right, who's on grandma? You on ground
fucking star. Let's you guys got that steak of gravy?

Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
Yes, you guys got that steak of gravy. Yes, let's
do it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
Yes, yeah, man, this is fantastic, fantastic. AJ is so
dumb and.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
Every time, every time he's like sweet and that, he
just ruins it immediately, which is awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
He's a goofball man. Yeah, it's awesome. Got steak gravy?

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Yes, so awesome. We'll take tuesday gravy right now, bring
him up.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
We're gonna get fat tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:06:05):
So we got to a Rhino exclusive interview where Mike
Today says down with Rhino and says, now, explain to me, Rhino,
why the fuck you left TNA. Buddy?

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
Oh I'm an alcoholic today. Okay, I'm back to you today.

Speaker 3 (01:06:19):
Yeah, oh all right, why do you say so?

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
Yeah? So Today says it was just two weeks ago
when you were turning against all. I was like, I
gotta ask you what the story with your absence? And
Rhino says, sometimes in life you make mistakes and go
down the wrong path, and I needed to walk away
and look at myself and take care of me. Today says, oh, well,
fair enough, no show, That's fine. I wish I had
some days off. Anyway, you have focus your attack on
one man, James Storm. You can consider James Storm responsible

(01:06:47):
for your absence, and Rhino says, I can't consider imresponsible.
He influenced me, he made fun of my addiction I had,
but I can't blame him. And today this was a
weird fucking cut here Today says last week on Impact,
you made a challenge, and then there's an abrupt cut
and he says, for Destination X challenge to James Storm
for quite simply the most dangerous match in TENA Elevation X.

(01:07:07):
You realize that you are equally at risk as James
Storm is. Huh and Ryel says, yeah, for sure. Am
I gonna be afraid up there? Yeah? But I'm gonna
block that out and get revenge. And a dirt bag
like him needs to be stopped. And sometimes you got
to stand up and be a man and do something
you don't want to do, like wrestle your DNA. But
at Destination X, James Storm is gonna fall, but he
won't get up. He's gonna dark this fall.

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
Why didn't we go over the fact that Rhino won
one of these before?

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
Oh? Yeah, I guess it wasn't important.

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
Yeah, well they didn't bring that up.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
Well yeah, Rhino didn't say, Hey, man, like I've been
in this and I like I thought I was gonna die.
And that's why I'm doing it again because I want
him to die.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
I love the thrill, the sexual thrill. So we go backstage,
Curryman and Shark Boy are here with Crystal, and Crystal
welcomes Curryman to TNA from Japan.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
Yeah, and she says, uh, welcome to TNA and Curryman
stares at her, and then his music hits and the
lights start going party mode, and he starts fucking dancing crazy,
and then Crystal staring at him, and Crystal starts dancing
crazy as shit. Then Curryman cuts the music and says
conichiwa King of Spice DEAs kobashi kenta adaka goto because

(01:08:21):
I must a, and Christl says, what the fuck the
fuck did you say?

Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
The part of this is I I expected Shark Boy
to be able to understand what he was saying here,
but then it cuts to Shark Boy and he's stone
cold and he says, what the hell? Side I don't
know what he's saying?

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
Says, what the hell he's just saying? Shark Boy says,
what what am I a damn international translator? He better
been talking about whipping somebody's ass tonight, or else I'm
gonna stomp a mudhole on that stupid looking hat on
his head. I could tell you that much. Curry Man
looks and it says Masawa mitsuru, knock on Maura shitske,

(01:09:04):
and Shark Boy says, what, as long as you got
there ready for a fight tonight, you're right with me,
and I don't care what language you speak, but you
better go out there ready to whip somebody's ass gnashed
the fishing line because Shark Boys said. So this is
fucking ridiculous. All of this is fucking stupid.

Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
Sark Boy's kind of hard though, I.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
Mean, shark boys nuts. And Curryman's English is he just knows, guys,
he's wrestled in Japan.

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
I don't even know if I remember that being what
he said. I don't even really remember Curryman talking. Ever.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
I don't remember that at all either, But I like
I might have just not caught it at the time though,
like yeah, sure, I mean Kobashi kenta is egregious, Like
I should have caught that, but like, yeah, I don't
remember him doing this at all. I just remember him
saying conici wa and dancing.

Speaker 3 (01:09:51):
Yeah, Curryman's gimmick is the scary movie ring gimmick. Yes,
he says names in places of Japanese things, and then
she responds with names and places of Japanese. Yeah, yeah, right,
So that's kind of his deal. Apparently he was. He
was really good friends with Liger at the time, and
it was supposed to be like a play on the
way he talks.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
But oh is that right? Okay? Yeah, I love uh.
I mean, and that's the fishing line is like super
dialed in, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:10:15):
I mean, Shark Boy is killing this gimmick right now.
He's got the jacket.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
He should I was gonna say he should wrestle Relic.
They definitely do an angle with Relic, and sure, I think, sure,
that's fucking the end of his run.

Speaker 3 (01:10:30):
Well, we have Shark Boy and Curry Man versus Team
three D with Johnny Devine.

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
We get the triple camera for Curryman's est because he
dances a crazy You got to see all the shots
of it. Oh yeah, oh yeah? Oh fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:10:40):
Well the three the three squares stand for hot, Spicy,
and taste great.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
Ah, which is all that he is. He does do
all that.

Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
Well.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:10:49):
On the other end of the spectrum, here Devon looks
fucking insane, man, Dude, he's a real world.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
Beater, re ridiculous. I'm putting the fucking I'm putting all
the title on him. I don't know what it is,
but I'm put a title autumn.

Speaker 3 (01:11:01):
Well, last week Bubba didn't make the weight because he's fat,
and Bubba Curry man with the scale. Uh, and Devon
won the handicap match.

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
Fucking son of a bit. Yeah, the weight limit is
two seventy five. So if you if you don't wig,
if one of the Dudleys did not weigh toesy, sorry,
one of the dead leaves Tony, I don't want to
fuck it up for you. Yes, please, they don't weigh
two seventy five, then that guy cannot be in the match.

Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
Well, we go to commercial and come back and Bubba
Ray Dudley has to step on the scale.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
That must be scary. It's scary for me, so I
can't imagine how.

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
It is for him.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
And today he says he's just trying to suck in
his gut to make that two seventy five weight limit. Wow.
If that's how that fucking works, that's awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:11:43):
Wish.

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
Yeah, holy shit, I would do that all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:11:46):
Bubba's like raving, praying hands, and Earl Hebner's like, you're
gonna be good, You're gonna be good.

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
He's gonna pass out. He's like deep breathing.

Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
And Earl Hebner gives him the double thumbs up.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
He made it. He fucking did it. He weighs two
seventy five or less. I assume this is and Today says, well,
there's another scale this week, and uh, Devon Stevon starting now.
And Devon gets on the scale, and I mean Devon,
like you said, looks incredible.

Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
He does, Dude, he's got.

Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
The fucking straps down. He's flexing crazy. Oh my brother,
he's going nuts. He gets on the scale, Earl looks
at him, double thumbs down. Oh fuck, Devon is flipping
the funk out. What the fuck are you talking about?
And fucking brother Ray grabs the mic and says, Devon,
how could you do this to me, you fat bastard.

(01:12:35):
I saw you the other night. You got up and
you were watching the Late Late Late Show and you
were eating twinkies. Stop beating the twinkies, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:12:42):
The problem with this angle is they didn't have the
real scale like the Big Show, a w scale.

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
Oh my, Tony, I swear to god, that's legit what
I was thinking about. Anytime I see a way away
and thing a legit at anything, even like Mma, I legit.
Think of the fucking Cody's scale segment where they just
didn't work it for some reason.

Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
I can't believe they got a real scale and Big
Show is trying to figure that out. That would have
probably saved you. You know, whatever year over there, you make it.
I don't care what it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
Just lie, just fucking lie. Well, brother, he was trying
to call Devon back, you know, he says, Deeve when
I'm sorry, please please don't ly me. We'll get your help,
Jendy Craig weight watchers will get you help. Oh my god.
He gets rolled up by curry Man for two because
I guess the belt already wrung.

Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
Yeah. I love that he holds onto the mic the
whole time. I thought, I love that. Bubba lines curry
Man and gives him the hook line and sinker and
hits his little dance. Bubba does the worm and Don
West says he's doing a little worm action, and Mike
Today says, very little worm action, and then donalds says, correction,
that's very big worm action. And then Mike Today says, well,

(01:13:50):
big worm little action.

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
Right, that's dude. I love those two.

Speaker 3 (01:13:59):
Well. Devon and I get on the apron and Bubba
low blows curry Man. Bubba throws curry Man out, and
Devon throws him into the guardrail while Bubba runs interference
with the ref. Bubba then slaps Slick Johnson for no reason.

Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
Dude, Okay, he slaps him in the face, and Slick
Johnson like gets hot for a second, saying, hey, dude,
I'm the fucking ref. What's wrong with you? Also, I'm
just realized they truly could have just called him brother Devine,
Brother Devon and Brother Divine.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
John E Devine.

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
Well, curry Man gets the hot tag and Shark Boy
comes in throwing the right hands. Yes, Shark Boy hits
the thees press with punches and then the fish drop
with theatrics for it too.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
That's fucking awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:14:44):
Curryman then cross bodies Johnny Devine on the outside. Devon
comes in with the scale, but Shark Boy hits him
with the chummer.

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
Holy fuck the trummer, which is, of course, for those
that know those dunner.

Speaker 3 (01:14:54):
Bubba then uses the scale on Shark Boy while the
ref is turned around and then faints like they were
both down. But then Penn's Shark Boy for the three.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
This is a fucking fun angle.

Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
So backstage, Crystal is here with Kurt and asks about
AJ and Karen.

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
Of course, Crystal's fucking backstage, Where the fuck else would
she be. She's not going anywhere else. She has to
stand back here because they are funneling the entire roster
all night long. The talk. Fuck, So Crystal's here, And
Crystal says, Kurt, You've got a huge match to night
against Booker T. It's your first encounter in TNA. But
mind is somewhere else. Your wife Karen and your boy
ag are off on their honeymoon, and Kurt says, I

(01:15:31):
don't even care about that right now, AJ and Karen
can have each other for all I care. What just
fucking funny at shit?

Speaker 3 (01:15:37):
I'm the world champion, yeah, man.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
My focus has always been and always will be, but
the TNA world titles standing around my waist. Booker T,
if you think you're coming to my house and beating
me in front of the millions of our fans, you're
sadly mistaken one million, because I'm the one that's in
a bad mood. I'm the one that's pissed off. So
after I break your damn ankle, it's off the destination
next against the three Stooges. Now, get the hell out

(01:16:01):
of here, Crystal leaves. Of course, there's so much like again,
like I don't know how many people that listen to
stuff really watched or go back and watch this stuff.
But like the heel works that a lot of these
guys were doing, like especially Kurt and AJ and Teena
was like really fucking like top levels shit, Like it
was fantastic. Like, you know, I think I don't know
if it's underrated. I think lot of people talking about

(01:16:22):
now underrated in my head at the time, you know,
the sting Kurt Angle episode we reviewed, like that is
that whole fucking episode where he's at the football game
is like one of the funniest things I've ever seen,
But he's still Kurt fucking Angle. So like when it's
time to get into the match, it's like, Okay, I
am him being a haha guy isn't even in my.

Speaker 3 (01:16:41):
Brain right, Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
Yeah, It's like that that level of stooging is like
an art that I don't know if a lot of
people understand like how well that works or why it works.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
I guess.

Speaker 3 (01:16:52):
Well, speaking of that, we go to JB with AJ
and Karen. They are now at Gatorland.

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
Gatorland, a J says, fucking love this place, dude, Yeah,
he says, JAB, you getting this. This is freaking awesome.
This is like the best honeymoon ever heard. And Karen says,
A J No, when I was talking about honeymoon, I
wasn't talking about gator Land. And they just, oh god,
I don't be like that, you know what, You know
what the best thing about Gailing is boom gator nuggets.

(01:17:21):
They're delicious. I'll get you some. I don't know why
the gator nuggets thing was like the only thing I
remembered from this, like I vividly remember. Yeah, maybe that's
why you're right. And Karen says, I don't want any
and they just says, hey, you want to see them
before their fried? And Karen says no, and he just says,
oh yeah, before the nuggets. Real life gators right here.
Don't worry about it, you know. And he's walking. He's

(01:17:44):
going to show where the gators and he just says,
I grew up around gators. Gainesville had gator tail. They
had one gator. He's dead and gone now he's probably
someone's boot and JB and it says, JB, I don't
think this is a good idea, and JB says, I
don't know about this one, and so a j bring
over to the gator pit, which I mean, this is
fucking insane. I don't I'm assuming this is a real place,

(01:18:05):
gator Land, where there's a pit of gators that you
can go and hang out with and then inside you
can eat gators. Like this is crazy. And yeah, AJ
brings her to the gator pit and he just says,
I'll rustle these gator for you. Don't worry about it.
You know, you know who that is right there. That's
Willie and that's Samantha. And watch this JB. And AJ
has a fucking like rake and he puts it in

(01:18:26):
the gator pit and goes Karen's don't hurt them, and
he says, ah, I'm just playing with them. These are
little guys. You know. In Alabama, they found an alligator
nineteen feet long two inches and Karen says, wow, that's
a big alligator and he just says, yeah, but it's
dead now, but not a big deal anyway. Samantha, come girl,

(01:18:48):
don't worry about these things. They're trying to jump up
a catch us. You know, they have a shirt a
short burst of speed and they probably get JB. And
Karen is like, super confused. She looks at AJ's super
lost and they just do you have a good time?
Come on? And Karen gives them a look and says,
all right, I am it's not that bad. And he says,
there you go, and you want to see something absolutely
out of this world? Birds? There's thousands of birds. I

(01:19:11):
don't know why these birds are here.

Speaker 3 (01:19:14):
Do you want to see something out of this world? Birds?
Thousands of birds.

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
I don't know why these birds are even here. And
JB says, I'd feel a little more safer on birds
if you don't mind. Says all right, JB, come on,
I gotta show you. These birds are everywhere. There's poop everywhere.
Oh why there's so much poop?

Speaker 3 (01:19:32):
And the camera zooms in on the poop he called
the shit poop.

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
This is like, this is so fucking stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
I there is a real Gator Land down there, but
it's like twenty minutes from Universal Studios and they have oh,
gator Lands famous Gator bites, which is the gator nuggets
and yeah with the side of gator sauce.

Speaker 3 (01:19:57):
Oh nice.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
We should run a show at gatorl Land.

Speaker 2 (01:20:01):
It'd be awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:20:02):
What they got room for us?

Speaker 3 (01:20:03):
There and they do the jackass fucking over the water.

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
Fucking uh Stevo with chicken in his ass all.

Speaker 3 (01:20:15):
Between his cheeks.

Speaker 1 (01:20:19):
Ted, he's got to do that one, SI, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:20:21):
At this place, you can do the Gator Gauntlet, which
is a zip line.

Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
And then you put.

Speaker 2 (01:20:29):
No, I'm moving on from the oh.

Speaker 3 (01:20:31):
Sorright the gators butt naked with chicken in your ass.

Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
That was the next gimmick. They were bitching the relic.

Speaker 3 (01:20:41):
And then you get to see something out of this world.

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
Birds, thousands of thousands of them. There's poop, poop everywhere. Oh,
there's so much poop.

Speaker 3 (01:20:56):
So we go to Miss Jackie and Roxy Levo Versus
and Gail Kim next.

Speaker 1 (01:21:02):
So, Roxy Leva was the manager of the Voodoo Kin
Mafia who they brought in specifically to be the Voodoo
part of Voodoo Kin Mafia so they could have the
VKM name, and they really had to lay it in well,
Rox of Levau, the Voodoo part of VKM, got fired
as the valet of the Voodoo Kin Mafia and today

(01:21:24):
and I quote says, Roxy got pink slipped as a
valet of Voodoo Kin Mafia and now her career is
limited to wrestling.

Speaker 3 (01:21:33):
She lost her manager's license.

Speaker 1 (01:21:36):
That's suns stupid wrestling. I hate when they got to
do the wrestling. Rox of Leva is awesome, by the way,
cool look I was, I was a fan.

Speaker 3 (01:21:46):
These are like four of my favorite knockouts ever.

Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
Actually yeah, there's fucking I mean a sweet combination here
and uh as we mentioned earlier, by the way, Gael
Kim last week tried to help ODIB against Kong It
mess fired in Kong hit ODB with the implant buster
h to the win against ODB, but little tag match
here knockouts tag team match for the masses.

Speaker 3 (01:22:06):
Well, ODB drinks some of that liquid courage. Gail Kim
doesn't want any, which is why things go off the rails.

Speaker 1 (01:22:13):
I mean, like you gotta just drink.

Speaker 3 (01:22:15):
You know you ever been sober with someone that's drunk?
Come on?

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:22:19):
Oh yeah right?

Speaker 1 (01:22:23):
Sorry exclusively always.

Speaker 3 (01:22:30):
So. Gail Kim and Jackie start things off here. Gail
fires off a roll up and a few arm drags
before Roxy tags in. ODB hits the fall Away slam
plus tram boat or I'm sorry that a tram blank.
ODB hits the Falloway Slam and the trombone theatrics, which, uh,
I think I I think I saw that Santina Morella

(01:22:51):
took that for ODB.

Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
Really, is that right? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:22:54):
I think you. I think you saw her do it
in ODW or something and then.

Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
Oh really wow?

Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
I mean and Odb's whole fucking shtick was awesome. She
was super dialed in slab with the titties, slab of
the ass, drum bone drinking like this is awesome, like
this is the on the division. Yes, dude, she should
have been Gatorland.

Speaker 3 (01:23:11):
Well, Jackie distracts her and Roxy drops the boot. Roxy
and Jackie hit a double flapjack on ODB, which hurts
her boobs.

Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
Dude sells her.

Speaker 3 (01:23:23):
Jackie pinzer for a two. We come back from commercial
and ODB hits an INZIGII and goes for a hot tag.
The ref didn't see the tag, so Jackie and Roxy
get their heat in so Jackie hare beals ODB, but
ODB up and overs and drop kicks her into the buckle.
I actually really liked that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
That was fucking cool. It was great.

Speaker 3 (01:23:41):
Fire double hot tag and Gail Kim comes in house
of fire, gayl Monkey flips Roxy and then arm drags Jackie.
ODB throws Jackie out and Gail goes up to hit
a missile drop kick, but ODB gets in the way
by accident. No very reminiscent of Lita Eddie Guerrero and
out hardy.

Speaker 1 (01:24:01):
The okay, the leader one was anymrek, just what's funny?

Speaker 3 (01:24:09):
I'm still thinking about that, like this looks funny as.

Speaker 1 (01:24:12):
Hell and he just stands there and takes a moon salt.

Speaker 3 (01:24:15):
Yeah, was that last episode of the episode before that
was episode before the last one was w C w Right,
You guys have to go back and listen to that episode.
It's funny. You'd like it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
Go back in the archives and listen to all the episodes,
please you.

Speaker 3 (01:24:31):
Well, Jackie pulls ODB out after she gets hit by
the missile drop kick, and then Roxy hits the QT
special and picks up the win.

Speaker 1 (01:24:39):
But that's not the end of the issues between ODB
and Gale, of course, because they're fucking arguing and ODB
uh you know, gets in her face and pushes Oh
Geika move the match? Oh please? Of course.

Speaker 3 (01:24:52):
Well, it's a lot of moves and also also the
QUTI special finish and very dubbed Mike Today voice well,
Gail Kim and ODB push each other, and ODB push
Gail Kim down. Yes, Gaylee then throws a forearm and
now they're swinging.

Speaker 1 (01:25:11):
They're fucking going at it. They're going at it. Security
comes in and breaks it up, and uh, they break
off from security and tackle each other in the ring
and they Security eventually gets ODB out of the ring,
but that is not stopping Gilkim because she cloves in
the top rope and dives to the floor onto everybody
and then they brawl up beside the ramp to the back.
Good brawl, I mean again all over here.

Speaker 2 (01:25:29):
I enjoyed this.

Speaker 1 (01:25:31):
A big fan of everybody involved. I gotta say, man, uh,
we've talked about her before and I don't know, I
forget who she wrestled, but miss Jackie super super underrated.
Like is she in the hall of fame? She is, right, Oh,
I don't know someone. She should be in everyone's hall
of fame. She is fucking fantastic. Her in Ivory, I
actually a big fans of Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:25:51):
She was always snug and always made for a good match.
Also gotta love.

Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
A good brawl of course, of course, and loved them
to dude, TNA love the bros.

Speaker 3 (01:26:03):
Well we go backstage, Crystals here, damn it, she's here
with Samoa, Joe, Kevin Nash, and Christian Cage. Joe is
now in a leather jacket.

Speaker 1 (01:26:15):
One of the many perks of not signing the DNA.
Keep just putting jackets on, So Crystal says the destination.
Next it's Curt Ag and Tomko against Joe, Nash and
Christian and Christian cuts along one here.

Speaker 3 (01:26:26):
Christian, dude, he cuts one so long Kevin Nash, just
is I mean, if you if you looked at Kevin
Nash for the entirety of this from I don't know
if you heard one word that Christian.

Speaker 1 (01:26:37):
Screen is super not paying attention. Also, I'm now just
realizing this is the same to Nash outfit from the
video game in the story mode.

Speaker 2 (01:26:47):
Oh oh you're right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:26:52):
I'm pretty sure like you can wrestle as this Nash
and you can. Yeah that legit just click for me.
That's unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (01:27:00):
Legit looks at the camera just like this for the
entire front.

Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
There you here, said Christian. I mean, Christian is a
good promo, but dude, this is like going over every
bit in piece of this, and no one else had
anything to say, right, yeah, maybe they got together and said, hey,
we need a promo from you guys, and Christian says,
all right, I got something. You guys want anything? Nah? No,

(01:27:25):
Well I'm gonna keep talking then, and he does. He
talks about the tag match them getting ready, and he
he said, you know, last week a j hit him
with a steel chair and he doesn't remember much after that.
But then he got a call from Big keV tell
him about a six man tag of Destination X. And
he said, count him in. And he says that Destination
X three guys that have never really gotten along and
don't really know each other that well and may never
be friends. But a Destination X, this unlikely alliance ends

(01:27:47):
the Angle Alliance. And if you don't know, now you.

Speaker 3 (01:27:50):
Know there it is.

Speaker 1 (01:27:52):
I love Christian, I love I actually love all these guys.

Speaker 3 (01:27:55):
I like that last bit there, This unlikely Alliance ends
the Angle Alliance.

Speaker 1 (01:27:59):
That's cool great, I know I like that too. I
also like I like Angle Alliance was a cool fucking name.
Like I don't know how long it lasts, but I
like that idea of the Angle Alliance. It reminded me
of Planet Jarrett, which was Planet Jarrett might be the
coldest stable name that is.

Speaker 3 (01:28:16):
Yeah, but what about the Planet Stays Yet?

Speaker 1 (01:28:19):
That was that was similar to the One Warrior Nation.

Speaker 3 (01:28:23):
Those are two of my favorite places, the One Way
Nation with like two people three people right, yeah, wow,
fifty two fucking years I've been on this planet. It
was on Planet Days Yet, the one was on Planet

(01:28:44):
Stays Yet.

Speaker 1 (01:28:45):
Wow, they really could have tapped into something. Sad is
too busy doing all the Luca Guys movies.

Speaker 3 (01:28:52):
Throwing chairs at people. Ultimate Warrior would not have worked
with Sean stays At.

Speaker 1 (01:28:58):
Don't want to work with anybody that wasn't him beating
Hogan like that's all the end of his career he
wanted to be.

Speaker 3 (01:29:06):
Have you sent me? When have you seen that short
where he's like doing he's doing the gym stuff outside.
Fifty two fucking years?

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
Wait is this Ultimate?

Speaker 3 (01:29:18):
Yes? Yes? What's his shoot name again? Joe Older Warriors?
His shoot name here?

Speaker 1 (01:29:27):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (01:29:29):
Is that? Real?

Speaker 1 (01:29:29):
Quick? Let me see? Okay, fuck that.

Speaker 3 (01:29:32):
You can't fifty two fucking years I've been on his
fucking planet.

Speaker 1 (01:29:37):
Fuck Fuck, fifty two fucking years I've been on this planet.
Fuck fuck fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:29:51):
Look at thousand people. So JB cam a J and
care in or at the hotel.

Speaker 1 (01:30:01):
So yeah, today, uh stores us to the honeymoon. Honeymoon's
about to come to a close. AJ and Karen are walking.
They're in a hotel hallway and he just says, you
have a good time, and Karen says, I did. I
was scared at first, but I enjoyed myself. And they
just says, you know, when it opens, you know, get
some Ginner duggers because they're awesome, and Ginner ribs because
they're phenomenal, you know, phenomenal ha Is'. But anyway, here

(01:30:23):
in my room, thanks for walking me. Karen says, oh,
thank you. I had such a good time. And they
take a second and they stare at each other and
AJ says, you know, you look absolutely beautiful tonight. Well
good night. He opened the door and then he comes
back out and he looks at Karen and says, Karen,
I just want to say, you know, I'm a little

(01:30:43):
confused with the whole married a Kurder married to me thing.
And there's one thing I'm not confused about. And if
you were my wife, every day would be a honeymoon,
and he kisses her on the cheek and he goes
to open his door again. He says, I gotta get
some sleep. Good night, real sleepy. Oh fuck this door
when open? All right, good night the last years, J

(01:31:04):
says good night, a.

Speaker 3 (01:31:09):
Dying good night AJ.

Speaker 2 (01:31:10):
It was totally the voiceover too, but it was so
like they were just editing this together.

Speaker 1 (01:31:16):
JA.

Speaker 2 (01:31:17):
Yeah, this would be hey, good night AJ.

Speaker 1 (01:31:20):
They do't worn up a good night, good night, thank
you Jamie, Karen. You'll go all fuster there and the
camera pans off and that is that is the end
of the honeymoon there. I mean, this Prince AJ thing
goes for a minute. I mean this whole what a
I mean great fucking just great angle man, Like, yeah,
so much you could do with fucking a J and

(01:31:42):
Kurt both as stooges.

Speaker 2 (01:31:43):
Like just the range of AJ being the fucking best
wrestling in the world and doing funny stuff like this too, you.

Speaker 1 (01:31:49):
Know, m Kurt right, Like having two of the best
dudes ever and they could be like this, like what
a fucking dream. They should kill this company.

Speaker 2 (01:31:59):
Yeah, we should not pay this guy any money that
he wants and just let him go.

Speaker 1 (01:32:03):
We should fuck this.

Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
Dude like everybody else, I don't want to do that.

Speaker 3 (01:32:11):
I like what we're here. So we have the featured
bout of the evening, Kurt Angle versus Booker T non
title singles.

Speaker 1 (01:32:21):
Match, non title Why.

Speaker 3 (01:32:25):
Well, Booker T has not earned a title match fair enough?
Last week Kurt Angle was in his underwear knocking a
preacher down and giving an upper cut to JB Jamie Mooret.

Speaker 1 (01:32:36):
That was off the air. Funnier is that this happened
off the air. Yeah, kurtin knocks over a preacher while
he's naked and it hits JB with an upper cut
on the floor. Fucking so fucking funny. Like earlier in
the night, Kurt reference like hitting JB again. I was like, oh, wow,
when did you do that? Little did I know? Nobody

(01:32:56):
knew because it didn't ask.

Speaker 3 (01:32:59):
Uh, well, well, we start the match off here. Kurt
Powder's early, getting some heat. Kurt goes for a hip toss,
but Booker stops him and hits a line, then lines
him over the ropes and we go to commercial. We
come back from commercial and Booker is chopping down Angle
on the outside. Booker up and overs in the corner
and gets cut off by Angle. Booker hits a super
kick on Kurt Angle after spinning away from the corner.

Speaker 1 (01:33:22):
He rocked him with that fucking superkick. By the way,
Booker always his kicks in general, looking underrated kick guy,
I'd say he's huge. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:33:30):
I don't know if people know how big this guy is,
but he is.

Speaker 1 (01:33:33):
He's fucking massive. Yeah, yeah, fucking massive, and like all
the kicks, look insane. Also another thing I think looks cool.
This Kurd angle gear is fucking sweet with the flames.

Speaker 3 (01:33:42):
He also looks great.

Speaker 1 (01:33:43):
He does look fucking great. Yeah, he's also out of
his mind.

Speaker 3 (01:33:46):
Yeah, that's part of it. That's part of the whole
package here.

Speaker 1 (01:33:51):
I like that. I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:33:53):
So Booker then hits the hook kick for a two.
Booker then hits some sort of variation of a falcon
arrow looks like a jack. He goes to his knees
instead of sitting out with it, but Kirk catches Booker
off the ropes into the overhead belly to belly. Kirk
sends a Booker to the outside, throws him into the steps,
and we go back to commercial.

Speaker 1 (01:34:14):
Dude, there was one point where after the overhead belly
to belly. Kurt like grabbed him, he waste locked him
on the ground, and Earl is checking on Booker, and
Earl is very obviously like laughing in his face. I
don't know what's going on, but they started.

Speaker 3 (01:34:29):
Thinking about Brett Hart. Damn right, I did, so he
come back for commercial. Kurt hits a body slam. Kurt
goes to the top rope, but Booker cuts him off.
Booker hits a superplex for a double down. Probably never

(01:34:50):
does that again.

Speaker 1 (01:34:51):
That ring does not much, dude, no fucking way that.
I feel like fucking shit.

Speaker 3 (01:34:56):
So Booker hits a line supplex sidewalk slam. Come back.
Booker then hits Kurt with one hundred and tenth street slam,
and Kurt's head bounces off the fucking mat.

Speaker 1 (01:35:05):
I mean he like it wasn't like a how he
usually stuffed somebody with it. But with this ring and
how just gigantic Booker is, there's no way that that
didn't suck.

Speaker 3 (01:35:17):
Kurt picks the ankle here, but Booker kicks him off
and then hits the Harlem sidekick based. Booker gut kicks
him and goes for the axe kick, but Robert Rude
is now here on the apron.

Speaker 1 (01:35:28):
I was told he's not here, dude, he wasn't supposed
to be here. He's a bastard, and he's here, and
Booker immediately goes after him to try to fuck him up,
which fucks up his game plan here.

Speaker 3 (01:35:38):
Well, Booker immediately starts swinging, but Kurt attacks him from behind.
It hits the Olympic Slam.

Speaker 1 (01:35:44):
I mean, great, fucking I mean, I actually thought this
was gonna be a falsey. Then I realized how little
of the show was left.

Speaker 3 (01:35:50):
He just pends him for the three.

Speaker 1 (01:35:52):
He just beats him, which is you know, I mean,
the Olympic Slam is a fucking legit move. So I'm
fine with that. I how many? I mean, I know
Kurt and Booker have had a decent one matches. I
don't know how many they had in TNA, at least
at the top. I like the combination of the two.
I'd like to see that. Yeah they have Do they
have a I don't Do they have a TNA pay
per view match against each other?

Speaker 3 (01:36:09):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 (01:36:10):
Yeah, I would have liked to see it.

Speaker 3 (01:36:12):
Well, Bobby Rude comes in and mounts Booker t and
starts kicking his ass.

Speaker 1 (01:36:16):
Bobby ding the Peter Griffin.

Speaker 3 (01:36:20):
Well, Kurt looks at Bobby Rude and says, whoa Peter Griffin?
So he he's gonna start kicking Booker T's ass.

Speaker 1 (01:36:27):
Too, Hell yeah, I mean he's gonna He's not gonna
attack Peter Griffin. That's fucking ridiculous, but.

Speaker 3 (01:36:32):
Do Christian Cage then runs down and makes the save,
but the numbers game is too much. Fuck Joe comes down,
Booker lines route out. Kevin Nash then comes down once
everything is done.

Speaker 1 (01:36:43):
Dude, that was so goddamn funny. Everyone's fighting on the outside,
and then Nash slowly gets into the ring and surveys
the scene. Oh nice.

Speaker 3 (01:36:52):
Well, Tomko runs down here and Kevin Nash grabs a
mic and says, you run in your mouth angle.

Speaker 1 (01:36:59):
No, I didn't say. I didn't say ship to you, buddy.

Speaker 3 (01:37:04):
This my scheduled match.

Speaker 1 (01:37:06):
Yeah, what the fuck are you doing here?

Speaker 3 (01:37:08):
Poloman Well, Nas says next week me versus you angle
one on one, and Don West says, oh man, you
gotta be here next week.

Speaker 1 (01:37:17):
Oh my god, I gona beg you gotta be here.
We're gonna go. I can't imagine that's a good dude,
I can't stop thinking about laughing because he was thinking
about fred Hart. Thinking about his brother Dave just makes

(01:37:43):
him smiles. Well, yeah, that's a I mean fun episode here.
A lot of fucking talking, dude, like an unreal amount
of fucking talking, but it's at least an era of
talking where like I actually kind of liked the things
that were going on, so it wasn't as egregious. Yeah,
I mean, you got you know, I don't know if

(01:38:05):
any of these matches went over fucking ten minutes, did they?
Maybe the main the main, Yeah, the main did, but dude,
everything else was like let's see here, the opener was
three forty five, Kazan Relic went under three PD three
way went three, the Dudley's tag went four almost five,

(01:38:25):
the women's tag went eight. There you go, that's good
at least, and then the main did sixteen. So yeah,
I mean, little less talking, you know, maybe you know,
we didn't have to drive home the Kip James promo immediately.
Maybe could have probably just kept out the Eric Young
fucking KAZERI one. Maybe a couple of these could have gone,
but you know, I still enjoyed it. I mean like that,
like I said the honeymoon stuff is fucking fantastic. Well

(01:38:47):
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