Revisiting TNA Wrestling iMPACT! 2010 - Immortal's Thanksgiving Party, Dixie Carter Comes to Dinner, Jeff Jarrett's MMA Dojo - DEADLOCK: A Pro Wrestling Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Boys on back in town. Welcome to the Deadlock Podcast.
That's sent me for a little guy, all right, yeah,
number three hundred and twenty five. Yeah, we're talking about
TNA Impact November twenty fifth, twenty ten.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
And it's UNI Thanksgiving. Get that turkey, Oh good dad,
Holaday treats.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
I had to.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah, I mean, we've reviewed so many Thanksgiving episodes of
pro wrestling on this podcast, but we were able to
find one more. It's this episode from twenty ten. Yes,
Hogan is here.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Before we get into that, we have some Deadlock updates.

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(07:27):
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Speaker 1 (07:38):
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Hunter five.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
There we go.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
All right, I can't handle this.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
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Speaker 1 (09:02):
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(09:23):
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she gives you eight hundred Microsoft points if you send
this to all your friends and recent players.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Dude, that was true, and I had the little Microsoft
point icon.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
I forgot about that. Wow, I got so manytimes.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
The best way to do it was to get good
at Halo and then charge people Microsoft points to be
on your friends list, because you would get in the
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Speaker 2 (09:47):
Is that a thing you did?

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Did? That's the thing everyone did?

Speaker 2 (09:51):
What I didn't know about that?

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah? The friendsless cheese.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
I knew about the uh the Xbox Live cheese that
you used to do.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Yeah, I mean that's classic.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
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Now let's talk about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh

(10:20):
yeah the fuck I'll hell ya all right.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Now, it's time to get into TNA Impact. November twenty fifth,
It's Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Yay, we looking giving right, It's giving based, giving turkey sandwiches,
It's giving Kurt Ankle before we get into this lovely
celebration of Thanksgiving here on Deadlock with this episode of TEENA.
Let's see what was going on in the world wrestling

(10:55):
at the time with the Wrestling Observer newsletter. From The
Observer November twenty fourth, twenty ten, Hazim Ali, who wrestled
and managed in WWE as Armando Estrada, was forced to
close his Baby Steak and Lemonade restaurant in Glendale, Arizona.
You like that tony baby steaks and lemonade, Baby Steak Babies.
I don't know that steaks, Yeah, and they got the

(11:19):
lemonade with it. It doesn't say he just was forced
and you know it's really none of your business.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Yeah, I guess you're right.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
From The Observer, November twenty nine, twenty ten. YouTube is
not something kind to the hardys. This is a fucking
popular one here. A new YouTube video is showing Jeff
and Matt at a diner where they appear to not
be in the best of shape. It was mostly Jeff
cutting a promo on Seeampunk Gliding that he was the
one who made seem funk. A superstar flipped them off
on the video, claimed he took Ambien to get to sleep,

(11:52):
so he wasn't really straight edge. And then Matt Hardy
brain brought up Lida. This I remember vividly.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
When brought up Lida.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Okay, Evergreen, I do remember that diner vividly, Like I
just I could picture it right now of him standing there.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
And Jeff Party, like literally right on top of the
lens of the camera.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Yeah, and he did the middle finger in Hardy's time
and then combined them, which was kind of big.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Seeing Punk and Jeff Hardy had a fun feud. I
remember parts of it.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
It was a It was a pretty good piece of business.
I mean, it did fantastic for Punk. I mean then
Jeff had to go for reasons, you know, because he
had to close.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Down because he got signed by TNA.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Just bought out his contract.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Well in the middle of his big big he.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Was like world champion, was like world every champion.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Okay, he was, he was world Chimp and he lost
it and then.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Like bought it out of his deal. He had to
drop the bill.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Wow, TNA must have offered him a lot of money.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Well, Hogan said, the numbers are all up. Speaking of
Dixie Carter, Dixie Carter scheduled to return to TV on
the Thanksgiving night. TNA, shy, we should advertise this fucking
ad nauseum for two hours.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
Follow that, TNA Dixie Pal fucking actually like Dixie and ratings.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Okay, Tony, we'll talk about it because like, no but
like doing the show. There's a part of the show.
I mean, I guess you jumping out of beer. There's
a part of the show where I legit all caps right.
Why the fuck do they keep cutting to the commentary
to tell me about Dixie Carter stop? Like, I don't
give a funk. There's no way people were tuning in
for this.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
No O Cogan said the numbers were great, That's what
he said.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
The Observer actually does have something about the rating shames
and I'll talk about here in a second. The return
of Tough Enough as a USA Network reality show is
now official. They're gonna do the show similar to its
original incarnation, in the sense that the people in the
house will not be we contracted performers. James and I
were actually just talking about Tough Enough and Ultimate Fighter
the other day. We were just fucking watching Ultimate Fighter

(14:15):
clips and I mean, wow, Ultimate Fighter makes this show
look like sheff.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
I mean Ultimate Fighter was a good piece of business.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Dude. It was unfucking believable. They had such cheese, like
I mean one, I mean, you had a great point
that you know, it's for a real fucking sport, so like,
you know, it's just unpredictable in its own in that way.
But like they had the cheese of like they did
not give a fuck if the fucking show didn't have
any content. Load the house up, what's some alcohol, Let's
see what we can get that clipped and drunk. And like,

(14:47):
we watched one the other day, I think it was
season five. There's just a backyard fight that goes on
for ten minutes that ends with one of the guys
putting the other guy in a triangle and then the
guy in the triangle picks him up and slams him
down repeatedly, headfirst into concrete.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Yeah, and then they shook hands and they said, all right,
we'll see each other in the finals.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
It was all good. Yeah, dude.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
They didn't make it in the finals.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
No, they didn't. Joey Styles was forced to apologize for
twittering that Oksana was eliminated from NXT a few hours
before the show aired on the internet. We should beat
him with hammers instead of pissing ship on him for this,
I mean twitter.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
They haven't figured out the word tweet yet.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
It should fucking ram his head into a wood chipper
for this fucking ship that he pulled to her like
he ruined that episode of NXT for me. Oxana eliminated
this guy from a helicopter. This is fucking bullshit. I
just had some grievances the air there, boys. I just
want to let you know, Yeah XT twittering fuck you.

(16:01):
From The Observer, December sixth, twenty ten. Thanksgiving. Oh, this
is actually just some history here that I thought was
pretty interesting, because you know, there's there was a time
where Thanksgiving and pro wrestling one hand in hand, and
Meltzer talks about it here. Thanksgiving and most of the
eighties meant some of the biggest wrestling shows of the year.
The tradition was at its peak from nineteen eighty three
to nineteen eighty seven with the early Starcaids in Greensboro

(16:24):
and later Atlanta as well, and the ton of El show,
but it's largely extinct for almost two decades. The mentality
by the wrestling promoters had who had success that night
was that families would get together in the afternoon. By
evening wanted to go out and do something, which fucking
completely changed that catom. Yeah, no, dude, The movie business
had its traditional best weekend of the year that showed

(16:44):
that at night people wanted to go out often with
their families. That meant bigger crowds. It was not just
Thanksgiving night, but the Thursday through Sunday of Thanksgiving weekend
that along with December twenty fifth to thirtieth, became the
two best periods of the year for the industry. But
those holiday traditions are now long gone. In a few
modern fans even think of wrestling on Thanksgiving, Christmas or
any other holiday. The last true major Thanksgiving show was

(17:05):
in nineteen ninety at the Hartford Excuse Me Civic Center.
The WWF Survivor series drew thirteen thousand paid and two
hundred and sixteen dollars one thousand dollars gate. A Hogan
Warrior in Tito Santana won a three on five handicap
match over Diviase, Rick Martel, war Lord Hercules and Paul
Roma in nine minutes, winning five falls to one. Battle

(17:27):
of the survivors of a series of elimination matches. The
show drew what at the time was considered disappointing numbers
on pay per view, leading to the mentality that Thanksgiving
was a good night to get people to go out
and see live matches or go to the movies, but
it wasn't great night to get them to stay home
and watch on television. In ninety one, Survivor series was
moved to Thanksgiving Eve, which actually worked out a lot worse.
It was later moved again and now takes place on

(17:48):
a Sunday in mid November and stays away from the
Thanksgiving weekend, which that sucks to see. And I mean
that's probably with a lot of shit, right, like no
one's I mean, god, damn, a little Birdie told me
that Father's Day fucks up with draws sometimes.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Yeah, that'll get you every time. Now, I think the
rise of the Internet, I think that. Yeah. I mean,
just the economy changed. We went through a recession in
eight coming out the other side of it in twenty ten. Yeah,
I mean, just the American lifestyle changed quite a bit.
I mean it's changing even more to this day. After
the pandemic, a lot of people just didn't even want

(18:29):
to go outside period, they don't want to do anything,
and you know, you can't blame them. It's just it's
weird how lifestyles and social contracts between Americans and what
people think they should be doing and what they're doing
is just completely different, even from nineteen ninety to now,
you know, thirty years sure, it's yeah, everything's just a

(18:51):
lot different. I mean I talked to my parents a
lot about you know, when they grew up and we
got to experience just like the ass end of that
sort of culture when we were growing up before things
started changing in the early two thousands to mid two thousands,
and like, I don't know if people nowadays even get
to experience a little bit of that. I don't think
the world's even know still what it was back then.

(19:12):
Maybe somebody that's younger now listening to this, maybe you
have some experience that you could maybe share about how
your childhood was growing up. Everybody obviously has different once.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
But do you remember any like did other than obviously
like Thanksgiving? Did you two remember any like things you
that were on on Thanksgiving that you got like your
parents wanted to watch. I remember, yeah, yeah, I remember the.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
Parade and football.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Grade.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Yeah, which I that's still like thanks having football. Still,
I think I'm pretty sure, right, Yeah, I actually don't
know what the game.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
We did Detroit play every works right.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Thought that was right, but I don't know if that's
the case.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Well, that was the tradition, right, Thens always played on there.
I think they have most games now.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Yeah, there's three games on Thanksgiving this year, Packers, Lions, Chiefs,
Cowboys and Bengals Ravens. All terrible ratings for these ones.
Suck it, I suck it, but.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
It might do better, right, Like, because you're saying like
people didn't wanted to go out, but they didn't want
to stay home to watch. It's probably the opposite, no, right,
where they want to stay home but don't go out.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yeah, Like the TV ratings probably for Thanksgiving probably way
better than they were here.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Yeah sure right.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Wow, Chiefs Cowboys, that's got to be the lowest scoring,
fucking rating game of all time, like.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
The characters on motherfucking Thanksgiving. Ah, all right, keep found the.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Bitch right well, speaking of ratings, impact on Thanksgiving Night
did a point eight five rating and one point two
six million viewers, well down from usual, but that's what
we expected. On Thanksgiving Night, Melter says it's also wasn't
helped with the New York Jets, a marquee team this
year due to its HBO coverage, did a seven point

(21:02):
zero rating and seven point eleven million viewers. Head to
head for its game against the Cincinnatiti Bengels, Rhinos signed
a new so in storyline, Rhino signed a new contract
offered to him by turning on his teammates. We'll talk
about that on this show, but unless things changed in the
past few days in real life, he actually has not
signed a new deal, and the belief he may not
be signing last thing. Here. The earliest numbers for the

(21:24):
SmackDown Versus Raw video game for the month of October
are out. This is SVR twenty eleven. The game came
out last week of the last week of October, so
this is the first week sales in the US being
estimated of two hundred and twenty four five and thirty two.
That's in the US, and they are estimating double that
on a worldwide basis. EA's MMA game came out a
week earlier, and in its first two weeks was only

(21:44):
number seventy four on the Xbox three sixty charts, while
Smacked un versuses All twenty eleven was number ten overall
for the month with one week of sales. I actually
really liked SVR eleven.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Good game, Yeah, I like, yeah, I just set up
the stairs in the ring and hit people with.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Yes, the Weapon Physics was a fucking complete game changer,
like that made the ship so fun and yeah it
was I think that was the first year of Universe.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
It was, yeah, because that's like the first time I
did Universe was in that game.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Yeah. Was it all like on YouTube?

Speaker 3 (22:13):
Yeah, because like that was the game, Like, yeah, I
like devoted my time to that. I think it was
like integrated in the main menu of the game, like
you play match. It was like, yeah, you can turn
that off, right, Yeah, you could hit like R three
or something.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, twenty eleven I I enjoyed,
like the fucking I mean, legitimately, the only thing I
really remember was the Weapon Physics. Shit though, like, fucking do.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Is that the one with your time machine?

Speaker 2 (22:38):
What the Road to WrestleMania?

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Which one was that?

Speaker 3 (22:42):
You might be right?

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Actually that could have been the one with the time machine?
Edging which time machine?

Speaker 2 (22:47):
I think it is that one?

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Yeah, yeah, I remember that one.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yeah yeah?

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Was that the same one with Santino going?

Speaker 3 (22:53):
Man, I remember when you hard uploaded that video. Every
wrestler just keep uploading that. Whoa, well wrestling mat just
walk into the room and he's in there doing that,
Sure to keep going?

Speaker 2 (23:11):
He should do that, Teddy out the fuck oho wrestling.
That's the one with the created one too, like uh
created guide to end the Undertaker streak.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
And you and stuff. Yeah yeah, yeah, you gotta go
around collecting souls.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
That's a fucking good game. Yeah. Dude doing Shamus his
goddamn Razor's Edge into a ladder and the guy just
gets sucked into the ladder. Was so well? That is
it for the Observer. Now let's talk about TNA Impact
November twenty fifth, twenty ten.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
All right, let's get into TNA. We start with the
code open here Matt Morgan.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Who he said that ship? Yeah, Rick Flair is here
and he's talking to Matt Morgan. I guess Matt Morgan
no longer in a Mortal Fortune, which he was implied
to have been in.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
Yeah, I guess he was in it and now he left.
Ah yes, no, yes, not against him?

Speaker 1 (24:03):
He was super over in the impact zone. I think
they had to try to strike while the iron was
hot there.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Yeah, I mean I can't. I can't blame him. I mean,
you know, history doesn't look back finally on it.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Well, they tried, I mean sure, I mean they did.
They tried a lot with him and with Hernandez.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
That's that's true. Rick Flair says, Matt Morgan, me and
the Hlkster and Eric Mischoff have decided to appoint a
special referee for your match with Jevodie, and you got
suit that be It'll be be Morgan. Oh no, Rick Flair.
Matt Morgan, and he says, if you don't like that
and you want that rematch, you got to beat me tonight, buddy.

(24:44):
So Flair puts himself in a match with Matt Morgan
and the winner decides a special referee. Dooring Flair's entrance,
he gets iced by the witch. Was a thing that
I forgot existed.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
Dude, Holy shit, like memory, Like people just give you
a sameir enough to ice and you have to drink it.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
You have to drink, yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
Like you have to kneel down and drink it. Like
that was icing. I don't think that's a thing, like.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
They don't do that anymore, right, Oh, I don't think
like that was legit, only a twenty ten thing.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
Like what if you just say no, like I don't
want to do that.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
You're getting your fucking shit pushed in.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
And we take the screen off ice and we hit
across the top of your head.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Yeah, we beat you at Havers and Pisson of shit
on you fucking Philly had different terrific Yeah. Well, you
know we took it serious here. I didn't even drink it.
I was a part of it, you know, you were
you were icing people. Yeah, yeah, but like I was, no,
I was like enforcing it. So if they didn't do it,
I was.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
He was the special guest ref.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
I was the one that helped to beat down at
the Pisson shop.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
Oh I really liked that.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Rick Flair said, well, if you don't like it, then
beat me.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
About it, he went, and like, no, Well I was
gonna say no Shananigan's, but there was Shenanigan's. Flair also
got color for Matt Morgan here.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Well, I don't know if he has any in the
matter anymore.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
That's fair. The ref gets bumped and fortune come down
and attack Matt Morgan. Douglas Williams then turns on Fortune
we were all hoping would do that. Uh, And Matt
Morgan hits the carbon footprint on Flairs the win and
so Matt Morgan gets to decide who the special ref is,
but he hasn't decided it just yet. You gotta wait.
And the tagline for this episode that they did on

(26:25):
this era was guess Who's coming to dinner? And then
a gigantic turkey flies at the screen and goes Holy ship.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
That brought me back to that one YouTube video. Do
you remember that, dude?

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Okay, that was my video, Tony, Like, well it was.
It was like they quickly took it down and I
re uploaded it so everyone would see it. I don't
know that.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Yeah, yeah, the one where it says blow it out
your ass.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
I don't think balls.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
That's you got a ring in there. They uploaded like
as a fucking Thanksgiving thing and it had that turkey.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
It's like a full episode, wasn't.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
It, or like maybe it was. It was like an
hour long and the turkey that it might have been
this episode, Tony, the fucking turkey flies in, but something
glitched out on the render. So then the first like
you know, the beginning, we see this fucking cold open
and then the next hour is the Turkey's face repeatedly,

(27:40):
which was so fucking funny.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
It's like the goofy is looking c G turkey.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Fucking find it. I'll find it across across side Turkey.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Did I love that?

Speaker 3 (27:53):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (27:54):
That that's Rick Flair's gimmick. By the way, it's just
him getting iced. And they had to they legit, had
to show it in this pre tape for some.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Reason, like it was a part of a ship.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Yeah, this is his gimmick. There was somebody like in
the crowd with a sign that said like ice. Yeah, yeah, Yeah,
that was funny.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
Do you think that was like a gimme like a shoot,
like they were doing it for real like this.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
I think that was real schmirnoff ice. I think that
that's like water to that man, Like, I don't think
that meant anything to him.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
They probably did it one time in the back Tony
and like Flair was like, we gotta do this on too,
or Flair just kept doing it on TV and they said,
holy fuck, okay.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Fucking up, you gotta stop, man, Like.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
We'll just do it, dude.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Shit, Well, we have caught open number two here Immortal
and Fortune for are having a Thanksgiving dinner. There's more
than four people here most of the.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Time, there's unreal amount of people. Now, question because there's
multiple ways that people say it throughout the entire show.
Is it a mortal or is it the immortals? Oh?

Speaker 1 (29:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
I think it's im mortal, right, I always thought it
was too.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
That's what Hogan's tattoos.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
I say, a whole co rips his shirt off and
turns it around.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
It's a mortal brother, that story about that. So yeah,
it's eight thirty five pm. They timestamped this for some
reason here, and uh, all the.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Boys are eight five am pm. Oh holy shit.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Yeah, Flaire's well, I guess you couldn't tell Flair He's
drinking no matter what time.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Yeah, dude, I mean me and Toddy have seen Rick
Flair in the bar at like nine am by himself.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
Yeah, how many guys d Yeah that was.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Like fifteen years ago. Yeah, I mean he never ever
stopped doing that.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
So, yeah, all the boys are here Thanksgiving. It's Hogan, Bischoff, Abyss,
Eric Young, Fortune, just all.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Just one of the boys here though, by the way,
he's oh.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
He's like the server.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
He's like a waiter or something.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Yeah, okay, six months ago, Eric Young was the leader
of the world.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Elite trying to take down America.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
He failed.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
He'll be a monster.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Don't worry, he is coming a monster. Hogan says, yeah,
I'm sitting with Flair. I told Hardy to get his
ass down here. And Bischoff stands up and taps the
glass and says, guys, I'd like to make a toast.
And everyone's still fucking chattering and talking. He says hello,
and they're all no selling them and Abyss fucking slams

(30:30):
his sands on the table, and the boys are like, damn,
what the fuck. Kazarian says, where's your table? Matter's brother,
That is funny, kaz is so fucking funny.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
It is funny during this, Yeah, Kazarian, you can I
don't know how they mic this. You can just randomly
hear people in the background.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Sometimes it's when I'm in the middle of the table.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
When a byss did that. Kazarian goes, I'm just trying
to have lunch with my friends.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Eric says, I want to take this opportunity to say
Thanksgiving is one of my favorite holidays. And Hogan chimes
it says great, okay.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Also to mention, this is not film like normal. It's
like the peekaboo camera, which I don't actually like.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Yeah, it's weird because.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
Like they zoom in a lot, so it's really hard
to see like the full table and what's going on.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
It's like some of them definitely get lost because of
that tony because they don't show talking. I just I
only know Hogan's talking because it's Hogan's voice. So Eric
Bischoff says, you know, all of us in the room,
I plan to be thankful for and I'm proud to
be part of such an elite group, an immortal group,
and the good fortune for achieving all the success which
all the Fortune boys go yes, and Hogan chimes, and

(31:49):
all these guys are stars, okay.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Future future stars, stars like ten years done, the.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Aj styles will make it one da dude, And Eric
says a toast to you all, and hOgain says yes, sir,
and they all toast, and Bishop says one last thing,
and I promise all quit talking as thankful as we
all are. I personally regret the way a couple of
things have gone down, and I spent a lot of
time reflecting. Dude, we've been on a roll. Anyway, I
want to address a situations up everything. Brother.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
I don't know what john of.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Man to do this, dude, so just let me get
through this giddy stop.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
I'd rather be quiet. Actually, all right, brother, there's an
empty seat here that I want to invite to dinner
and maybe make amends. Ad Stole says another rat and hogins.
Eric says, anyway, joining us tonight will be former president
of TNA, Dixie Carter, and everyone is pissed. Somebody spits

(32:48):
out their drink and as Tony said, camera is just
so zoomed in that I have no idea who spat
a drink. I just heard the sound of abits or
kaz with great choices. Hogan looks like he got super
dulled up for this, like his face is shiny, and

(33:08):
he says, what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Eric?

Speaker 2 (33:10):
These are the type of things we got to talked about.
You just don't invite Dixie. And because Arian says she's
probably gonna bring surge with her, right, he is fucking
out of his mind, dude, And then we get the
uh the Impact intro, which has only a mortal clips.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Yeah, the intro here very short lives. I believe it
only lasted for about a year by yeah, it lasts
until the Impact Wrestling rebrand. But I actually really like this.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
I do too. I just was I was watching because
usually I like, I'm like, I'll write a couple of
things down, like happening in the intro that I thought
were cool, and I'm like, oh, this is legit, immortal celebrating,
Like there's twenty members of this thing, so I only
see them.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
The only not thing is Dixie Carter saying piece of shit.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
I am about a future yeah, Andrew.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Oh ship, Hell yeah, I can.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Ring the fargo about YouTube drinking a beer.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Beer nice. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
I love the light grid background me too.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
The Impact logo with the light behind it cool. I
think it is cool.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Yeah. Ten A always used that very well. I thought
it's one of the coolest things you can do in wrestling.
I think is used the light grid. Doug Williams with
the headshake is always awesome.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Yeah, I love That's what I think when I think
of Douglas Williams is a little.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Wrist in the Abyss using Janis as a gun. That
was Coolgan with the lips.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
It has to be an If you don't have a
real wrestling intro, i' lets you have Hoogan with the lips.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
So we start off with a Matt Morgan town hall.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Matt Morgan, you have a white guy, giant, a bit wild.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Yeah, he comes out here. He has two interests on
this show.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Oh yeah, you're right. He's well, he's gonna be the
guy I think, or not. Maybe when he comes down
to suit, he's trying to look official. I don't know
if we needed the big man in the suit, but
I'll take it. That's fine.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
And he comes out and he uh, there's a DNA
of TN a sign that's his thing because they shot
him to the moon or whatever they did.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Yeah, it's not a gimme, that's a shoot.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Matt Morgan says. Uh. Over the past two weeks, I
beat Rick Clair's band of Mary Midget's Fortune. Uh. And
in order to get my rematched against Jeff Harty final resolution.
Then I beat the man himself Nature And when I
beat the Nature boy, I won the privilege of being
able to make my own special guest referee versus Jeff
Hardy and what went down at a turning point will
not happen again. I guarante Jeff, which was hope like

(36:01):
I'm hoping he's guaranteed that it won't be a bad
match like it was. And the only reason you're walking
around here with that little title belt because of a
mistake from a nervous rookie referee. But you know something, Jahardy,
I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
He says that.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
He legit goes from uh, you know the only reason
your champions because of a mistake of rookie ref had.
But you know something, Jahardy, so is life? Shit happens?
What so is life? What you didn't say anything that
compare life to.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
You?

Speaker 3 (36:31):
Like your life is like a nervous reef.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Let him speak on this, suck my balls. If he
did that, I would give them the belt. It wouldn't
be the first and won't be the last. And I blow.
I don't blame the referee. I blame myself because I
had a bad match. I should have an islander. I
just so damn bad that you shouldn't have been able
to move your shoulders for three days, let alone three seconds. Son.

(36:55):
And it's always going to be Matt Morgan versus Jeff
Hardy and immortals. That's where I was like, oh, they're immortals, right.
What I need is a man who will stand up.
I need a referee who's not scared to keep trash
on the outside and call it straight down the middle.
That's right, daddy, I got you.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
What I need is a man that would arrive in
a car that maybe he can't fit in.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Oh, any man who's not scared of being bullied. A
man who will kick ass and take names if need be.
Ohh yeah. What I need is a guy like the
blueprint Matt Morgan. Why didn't he just use his DNA
like he's been shooting all over the place and just
make another Matt Morgan? Is the world ready for to

(37:40):
Matt Morgan's dude.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
He could have made himself the ref. I am the
ref of my own man.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Yeah right, oh yeah, you're right. I'll count my own pinfall.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
He should have got Ken Shamrock.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
That would have been fucking well. Ken Shamrock. Is he's
in another angle on the show somehow? Oh yeah, offline,
offline Ken Shamrock angle. Well, all of a sudden, the
British invasion music hits and I say, oh no, I
never like hearing this, but it's Doug Williams and I
think he's a good guy now. Uh And he comes
out and he says, Matt in regards to a ref

(38:10):
you don't need to look no fervor. Do you know
what my life has been run around?

Speaker 1 (38:17):
He's tossing, you don't need to look no further. Yes,
I do.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
Mean he does say that. He does like yeah, he's like, uh, well,
like like when I find out, like I'll let you know,
like maybe like.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Yeah, funk off, yeah, yeah, let you know, man, I
am the man for the job. We've had a big
angle on TV. I just fucking left that group. I'm
ready to go like, let's hot shot at the top, daddy.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
No, no, I don't think so maybe me be like
someone else like that wasn't you? Do you like the
headshake that you should go back to that group. Actually,
that'd be a good idea for you. I don't really
want to hang out with you.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Do you have a problem, man? We don't, Yeah, he.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Says, yeah, he's been running around with those passers. Yes,
I'm talking about fortune. I'm talking about a styles that
Gobby little Ship wanted to be the next Rick FLAIRWK.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Just for everybody at home. Doug Williams is British.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
Oh yeah, well well, baby boy Blue, you need to
lose your virginity first. It's Styles on TV as a wife.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
All right, aj Styles, huge tattoo down the side of
his children.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Oh you expect being to ray.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Three little gobshites?

Speaker 2 (40:00):
You want me to raid off Thanksgiving? He says, because
Arian's lifelong dream is to be an America's next top model.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
That's right, was the sickest bird of all time.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
And it's funny as ship dude, because he starts off
with a j Styles hasn't lost his virginny and then
he just says a bunch of very nice things about
the rest of fortune. Yeah, because Aarian wants to be
America's next top model because he's good looking. James Doon
likes drinking beer.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
All right, Bobby, he bought at my garage and uh.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
And Matt Morgan says, you know you're right. You stuffed
at the plate last week. You showed balls of steel
ball steel Yeah, dougla like you're definitely in the that's
the thing. Yeah, Doug, you Yeah, I'm thinking about you,

(41:06):
but there's just other guys I'm also thinking about. So
I promise you'll be the first person I tell when
I make this decision, Okay, Bud, like, I'll tell you.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
Oh dude, this is crazy because in the promo package
before the show, it made hus sound like he knew
who he was picking. He's like, yeah, you're just wait
till and then he's like, yeah, well I have like
five choices, like you're on the list. Maybe I don't know.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
Yeah, why didn't they have him go to like say
it was gonna be him and then get interrupted by fortune,
So like he didn't make his decisions?

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Oh yeah, yeah intead he.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
Like says, ah, yeah, you're a fucking you got a
shot kid. Oh Okay.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
It's tough, man, because like Morgan and Doug Williams both
had a kind of this is it's a point where
they make a big turn in their character, right, so
like you kind of have to double down on what's
next to make people believe in the change, right. And
I feel like Matt Morgan got the treatment, but Doug
Williams kind of just got this secondhand stuff.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Your yes, you know, he was legit just a placeholder.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Yeah, it was almost like he turned just to give
Morgan something else and then piss off. I mean it's
kind of the idea.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Here, somebody had a turn.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Yeah, I mean even in the elimination match, like Doug
Williams ends up getting a elimination in the elimination match,
but he still felt like kind of second fiddle. He
needed a little more.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
I think, Well, Fortune does come out, Flair comes out
leading the group here and the Fortune remix. Dude, Yes,
I mean like this is it's Rick Flair and Fortune's
theme kind of combined. It's fucking just horrible.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
It's really quiet too, Like you know it's so quiet.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Yeah, exactly, no, file, that's it's quiet.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Rick Flair, AJ Styles, Beer, Money, and Kazarian.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Everyone here has been a TNA World champ now except
for Rick Flair.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
Which is kind of crazy. That Flair was well.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Yeah, I mean that kid could never quite live up
to his potential.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
An maybe one day he'll get a time. So Flair
is out here and he says, hey, boys, you know
that's saying everyone. Uh, when everybody's talking about you, you
must be seeing something good. Well, Morgan and Doug probably
you guys is you're on the outside looking in, and
last week is not my finest. But all you've done

(43:19):
now is open my eyes. Do a matter. I'm gonna
take more seriously. And Doug, you made a major mistake.
You walked that aisle against fortune and that means boys,
and Flare starts taking off his jacket. He's fucking pissed
and the boys are going, WHOA, what the fuck? I'm
pissed off. I'm pissed off.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Don't pass off to.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
N at your boy. But you're so mad about Thankfully
the voice of reason because Arian's here, and he says,
chill out, Nate shits Thanksgiving. And when I was just
a handsome little boy, what Thanksgiving meant to me was
that there was gonna be live pro wrestling, And why
don't we do that tonight?

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Broh remembers the All Dooint Survivor series. If you can
see a thing out above his head right now, would
be a bunch of points.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
That's awesome.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Tell you it is awesome. There's a lot of doints.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
And uh, yeah, thankfully because Aaron books some matches on
this show here, so we get at least one of them.
He says, uh, why don't we do that tonight, and
I'm looking at you, the Queen of England and the
green print. Green Print is a fucking killer love that one.
Don't think it's days. He probably got upset about it.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
Yeah, super tilted of that.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
I'm like Kevin Nash and the Rock.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
Oh my god, Well, you got's find yourself a couple
of partners and let's have ourselves a good old fashioned
eight man tag elimination match. It was like he was
reading it off the menu in a video game.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Let's have a Classic Survivor series elimination match.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
Oh okay, I guess we could do that. And Matt
Morgan says, I've beaten you guys once, why not do
it again? And because Aaron says, being the gentleman that
I am, I'm gonna go ahead and tell you our
battle plan. First, we're gonna get rid of Linemey Dougie Doug.
Then whatever to showed you tag with, We're gonna get
rid of them, leaving you Maddie, Maddie Chicken, Patty all
by yourself. And James Storm thinks this is the funniest

(45:05):
thing in the world. He goes, oh, Patty, what a
good brother. Because Aaron says, the way I see it,
the DNA TNA is gonna be doa for Jeff Hardy. Anyway, boys,
let's go get back to our feast because our guest,
Dixie Carter is coming. Let's blow this pop stand.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Well, we got to a pre tape. Tommy Dreamer is here.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
Yay.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
I was just thinking, where the hell's Tommy Dreamer.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
I was super looking forward to like finding out what
Tommy Dreamer had been up to at this point, and
they show a recap of last week. Tommy Dreamer showed
up in the crowd, and Mike Today with full disgust,
says what the hell and Dreamer, Rhino Raven and Stevie
Richards jump the ring. Dreamer says, give us one night
and our legacy can live forever. And then they do

(45:53):
Hardcore Justice.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
Yeah, it changes the name of that pay per view
for like ever. Yeah, you're right, hard justice was kind
of kick gass.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
It was kick ass. I guess hardcore was just wrestling
easier to sell restaurant. Yeah, so Fortune jumped easy to
be guys. Turning point, it's gonna be EV two versus Fortune,
and there's potential for someone in EV two to get
fired oh no, sorry this happened. I'm sorry. That was
the match EV two Fortune and Turning Point, and there
was potential for someone in E two to get fired. Well,
Sabou lost the match and he's gone from TNA. Fuck

(46:23):
it was bald sad Boo too.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Like Fortune four beat Sabo with no hair and Raven
in a Thing two shirt.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
Yeah, the Raven and Sadboo both gone thing.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
To, Like why the fuck was he wearing?

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Got it at the park?

Speaker 1 (46:39):
He legit? Tony got it at Universal, Like he went
to the fucking part of the park with all the
ship there and he bought that shirt.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
Who's never kept he innered dark workings of your mind?
Like Raven has to fucking just come up with an
idea of the statistic and sinister.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
There was no Thing one. It was just Thing too Raven.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
See you guys. If you guys just thought about a
little bit about what Raven's doing here, it's pretty fucking funny.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
It's like the implications of this match are huge. Someone's
gonna lose their job anyways. Raven's hearing a Thing two
shirt you got from the park.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
You get it because it's like EV two Thing too.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Like Voodoo Donuts. Sorry, you're fired, Saboo. You want to
take a ride on the whole ride? Hell yeah, I'll
get you the thing one.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Shirt I didn't reveals the big one.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
They're here, Big one warning.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Shirts, all.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
Crossing his arms, thing one.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
So uh yeah, So Jeff Hardy beat Raven, Raven's gone.
Rhino hits the Gore on RVD and then hits Dreamer
with a chair and he says his contract expired and
the only person that cared was Eric Bischoff, and he
had to do what he had to do. And Dreamer says,
you sold out for the almighty dollar, and Rhino says,
what the fuck are you gonna take care of my family?

(48:20):
Which I mean totally fair.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
Dreamer doesn't have a get fuck how much.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
DNA was. Well, brother, the money's up there and the
numbers are up the almighty dollar.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Well, we go to a pre t Rick Flair is
here with Fortune and Immortal and he says something about
the ladies. I legit have no idea what he said here.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
Okay, so yeah, we're at the Thanksgiving dinner. Abyss is
also sitting here with the biggest turkey leg. He's trying
to enjoy it. Hogan's on the phone and he says,
Jeff you gotta get down here, man, and Claire says,
who is that Morgan? Who is Douglas Williams, Jeffy, we
are so fat. The ratings are looking bad right now, dude.

(49:04):
I see it on the ron, the numbers going down
there watching it, and Flair says, the girls the knockouts
and called daddy, So I'm on the head their way,
and fucking Fortune says, uh, dude, we can't eat any
of this ship. We got a match. And because Aaron
says this is too carb heavy, we got a match. Man,
where's the salad? Rick, can you go check the salad.
I'll check the salad. And he pulls the lid off

(49:25):
the salad bowl and oh my god, there's a smearing
off ice in here. Good ice, Rick, I guess I
gotta do it, and he takes a knee and the
camera zooms incrazy on him. I mean I see every
bit of every gulf of this fucking smeared off ice.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
Dude, he's doing as fast as possible. For some reason,
he took his pants down and start taking a ship on.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Sucks. What the person that I watch that's what he thought,
like ice the archive version, Tony, he didn't even drink
the beers.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
So Flair gets iced and he gets up and starts
strutting around the table. Bitchof says, guys, it's official. I
just talked to the pilot. Dixie has landed and she's
on her way, and Hogan says, you know what, we
need to talk about this, and then a turkey flies
into this cap.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
The presentation, by the way here on TNA is very good.
It is this era leaves a ton to be desired,
but there is some high spots here and one of
them is absolutely the presentation. I actually think the presentation
once they switch to Impact Wrestling is not as good
as it was here.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
No, it's all it's all like it all turns just
blue and then like it's nothing really stands out anymore.
I can't really explain why.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Though, Yeah, something definitely changed direction, like creative direction with
the show or production direction to.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
The people that were doing it too. I guess like
changing stations right TV Networks.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Maybe I do love that the Impact Zone has falling
leaves and turkeys on the screen and stuff. It's very
funny looking.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Love me a good themed wrestling show. Do you know
what I mean?

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Like they can gimmick?

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Okay, I was I legit have that down here like
later on my notes. Why do you think maybe fucking
Bischoff though in fucking Hogan said that was too haha.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Brother, Yeah, I'm assuming so I would have had hul
Cogan wear the Turkey outfit.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
I mean, Kauzarian's begging to be in the Turkey outfit. Yeah,
I mean Rick Flair in Turkey outfit getting iced.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
Come on, oh yeah, it's a tradition.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Let's fucking go.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
All right, So we got Ryano versus Tommy Dreamer, the
match of your dreams.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
It's it's, of course, the last street fight. Do you
get it? Do you get it? The last supper? It's
because these guys are fat? Yeah, yeah, because it's a
Thanksgiving thing.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Last supper, the last Thanksgiving thing.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
I don't think so. I don't know why they did this.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
They're gonna have no more street fights ever again. This
is a final one of all time.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
I don't believe it.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
I don't believe you. Well, apparently Rhino went to town
on Tommy Dreamers dislocated risks last week, those exact words.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
He does say that. Also, Dreamers wrist is no longer
dislocated this week.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
He's fine, Yeah, which is a minor entry. Tis just
a well, uh, the way that they have to tiptoe
around this stuff, by the way, very funny. Tommy Dreamer
was the locker room leader dating back to the area,
or dating back to the era in Philly was a
crazy way to explain crazy.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
Yeah of Philly.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
The Eagles. Did they not say extreme at all or
hard hardcore extreme right?

Speaker 3 (52:55):
They could have said extreme.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Well, c W was still a thing at this point, right.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Like on w e Z.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
Yeah right, yeah, one night stand happened, right, and then.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Well twenty ten, like Jacks Wagger's fucking probably champ.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Yeah, by that point it's totally just the dark matches
on SmackDown.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
And Tommy Dreamer was like the champion or something of it,
like just a minute ago.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Well, DNA signed him right when they signed Jeff Ardy.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
They pulled the two hottest acts they.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
Could GMO draft and sent them Braden Walker and then
all right, yeah, I think it worked out well.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
They hot start here, Rhino punches down Dreamer to the
corner and says, who's the man Dreamer fights back. They
head to the outside. Dreamer grabs a table and puts
it on the ring and then puts it in the ring. Right.
They fight around ringside and Rhino suplex's Dreamer on the ramp.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
That looks like it sucked.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Yeah, that TNA ramp is heavy duty.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
It's fucking I mean there, it's just a full thud
like look. I don't even know if it's hollow underneath.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
Rhino hits Dreamer with a trash can and he goes
to throw in the ring, but it bounces off the
top rope and falls back outside.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
The crowd laughs at him.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
So Rhino picks up a chair and goes to throw
it in the ring, but it bounces off the rope
and falls back outside.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
The crowd laughs on him again.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Rhino gives him the double bird.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
Double middle figures in the air. Oh you think that's funny?
You should have said all you mad? Huh?

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Oh you mad? So Dreamer is now busted open just
a little bit. Rhino goes to spear Dreamer into a
trash can in the corner, but Dreamer moves and Rhino
takes it head on. I thought that was great, Yeah,
it was a classic This is where the match didn't
exactly resonate with me too much here. So Dreamer uses

(54:51):
a cookie sheet, It hits Rhino, and then for some
reason he does an Arabian facebuster with the cookie sheet.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
Okay, that must have been for.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
His his uh fallen brother saboo thing one.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
You're right, you're right, But they make no mention of
that on commentation.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Tony, They make no mention of anything on commentary. The
commentary stops existing for two whole minutes after this.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
I wonder if like they were gonna go commercial break,
but the match didn't go long.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
Had nothing to say, Tony, It's a fucking horrible mass.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
What I happened was Dreamer had to fucking finagle his
way into doing this fucking Arabian leg drop with a
cookie sheet, and Taza buck Today started dying laughing on
commentary and they had to take it out. Fucking ridiculous. Also,
Dreamer has his cookie sheet and he looks at the
hard came and yells dday and hits the rope. Said

(55:51):
fucking hit him with a cookie sheet. Oh my god,
you are laying as fuck.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
That has like a fifteen percent chance to work. And
like we've seen it work.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
It has worked. Yeah, it has worked.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
It's like having to roll like a one through four
on a twenty side at die, Like, it's pretty tough, man,
but if you can.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
Hit that ship, you know it never worked when he
did w E.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
No, it's fucking ridiculous. It's like going to w W.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
You have a T shirt on here.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
Dreamer goes for the raven effect, but Rhino Northern lights
soup plexism and sets up a table in the corner.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
That's the Dreamert thank you, whatever you want to call it.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
That's the thing to DDT. That was for his calling brother.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
It's a big effect.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
Yeah, it's not bad. So Rhino tries to gore Dreamer
through the table he sets in the corner, but Dreamer
hits him in the head with the cookie sheet that
he used earlier and school boys for the three? What
was the deal here? Why? Why why did they oh
with that finish there?

Speaker 2 (57:00):
You think, uh, maybe because they fucking are bad at this.
I don't know, like fucking this is like, uh, it
doesn't like he had already been beating him with his
cookie sheet. Why did this make any difference here?

Speaker 3 (57:13):
It was like the worst cookie she too was like
the fakest looking like I remember like Mankind used a
big one at one point or yeah, was that one,
like yeah, I remember this one looked really bad, like
it was just not look like damage.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Speaking of the big show, he should have brought out
a big chair or something, a big ladder.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
Oly shit big you want even believe what's going on next?

Speaker 1 (57:35):
So Dreamer cuts a Matt Tremont promo at the end
to year.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
Dude, Okay, this is Dreamer does this forever as well.
Like there's stuff that Tommy Dreamer just does that he
never lets go of, and this is one of them.
It's the fucking raw raw speech of you do this
for your fucking fans, and you go down with a
fight and you entertain each and every one of these
people and don't forget about the blood and sweat the tears.

(58:01):
Shut up.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
I think it works in e V two was that
what the promotion was called?

Speaker 2 (58:07):
Promotion?

Speaker 3 (58:11):
I think it.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
Works there because there I built up a career right
kool aid promo. Yeah, him doing it in t n
A where like all the guys are one by one
getting fired, not really working.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
Rhino legit does it is not contracted here.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Yeah, well, Rhino hugs him and then grabs him and
spears the ship out and then fill the table.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
Right before that, when he's cutting the promo to crouching
and table tony.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
I thought they were chanting Terry for Terry.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
What a smart Philly crowd.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
They really followed this EV two promotion.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
They fucking love EV two promotion.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Philly, the Philly based EV two promotion, The Philly based
whatever joke. I just imagine this was funny.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
It's pretty good. It's just Philly as they used to joke, the.

Speaker 3 (59:34):
Philly based EV two promotions.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
Oh my god, man, blood sweat and tears in that
Philly locker room.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
Too, from these fans love TV to promotions.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Green shirt with a lantern, Guy.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
Av too, Billy creatures the Lander not sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
That's.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
Well fucking rv d's music kids, and Rhino is stunned
by this.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
He's never heard of.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
Nollachminator already comes up with a chair and Rhino bails
and already has a mic and he says, Rhino, could
we do it here?

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
Rhinos on the ram talking to rv D. You couldn't
make me first blood match. You could not make me
first blood match at the paper. I promise you that Jim.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Felt like that. Dude. I don't know how you.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
Can universpos cut seed here.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Yeah, dude, I don't know you can stand by your
decision to completely sell out. If you think you're doing
ripe up your family, You're not. Hell the hell is
your family gonna feel when I bust you open a
final resolution? What do you say you can't make me
bleted first flood match?

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
You think you take me first blood match or final resolution?

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
Well, Mike, and he says, we're gonna settle this EV
two style.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
Oh my god, just like they would in the EV
two promotion based out of Philly.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Dixie. Carter returns to the Impact Zone.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Look at the shit.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Rick Flair is on his way to enjoy some Thanksgiving
turkey with the TNA knockouts.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
Well, if he's like me, Broda, he likes the thigh meet.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Okay, So we go backstage Samo Joe is talking to
a stage hand with the glasses on and Matt Morgan
comes up. It says, h hey, man, it's the blueprint.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
What Matt Morgan tells Joe that he I know you
heard the challenge that they threw down there. I don't
know how you knew that we have a cross paths,
and if we did, we probably want to get along.
All right. This is a bad fucking pitch, buddy, but
someone's gonna chake charge her. He says we need to
be smarter, all of us, and just says we let's
get one thing clear. There is no we. At least

(01:01:58):
I'm smart enough to handle my own business. And Doug
Williams says, well that okay, man, mattcho sure about this.
He's got a screw lows.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
He's a bit offul bad.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
Mad, and Joe says, you think I got a screw loos?
I think you got a screw loss for speaking out
when not spoken to Doug. You think I'm a madman?
You don't have any idea. See you boys out there
to night?

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
Huh oh.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
So he's down, he's in, and Matt see, that's our
mad man, he's the mad king.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
So we got backstage. The beautiful people are talking to
a stage hand and Rick Flair comes in and tells
him to fuck off.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
Okay, that's fucking nice. So everybody's here.

Speaker 3 (01:02:40):
Good.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
Yeah. Rick Flair made it sound like the knockouts called
him to come hang out. But none of the knockouts
are here, and they're just at the outside catering where
typically the mahi mahi would be. But now they got
a Turkey's up here, I believe, and Velvets guy's holding her.
It's the beautiful people are here, and Velvet Guy is
holding her action figure as they argue with the stage
hand over the turkey, and Flair walks up and says,

(01:03:01):
calm down, girls, the nature of boys and the house.
We got a party going on over there with Fortune
and Immortal and Angelina says, you got better food than this,
and Flair says, yes, you did not know. Flair was, yeah,
we got.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
Better for there. We have so much food.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
Man, promise the boys I bring them back some candy
and that would be you. And I say, all right,
where's the where's the party?

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
We got food, we got drinks, and we got super
Monkey Bond the game cue. Yeah, dude, I'm a fair dude,
you are super Monkey bar come here.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
So Mickey walks up Mickey James, and Flaire says, James,
Dore's got eyes on you, baby, WHOA don't be smacking
me around tonight. I'm guessing something happened there or Flair
is just saying things those both are very plausible things there.
Mickey says, Angelina, I just want to thank you for
an incredible match, and Velvet covers Angelina's ears and goes,
la la la la la, and Micky says, all are

(01:03:57):
you serious? Are you three years old? And they're starting
to argue, and Rick Flair in the background goes, you
guys really kiss each other?

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
Yeah, go ahead and get this kind of the fuck
out of here, man.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
So Angelina holds up velvets figure to Mickey James and
tells her to talk to the hand, and then Tara
and Madison Rain walk up and they start getting into
it Mickey and Flair says there's a funny going on
and come on now. In the middle of Tara and
Mickey now fighting each other, Hey, you want to gout
to that bunny? No, come on out. So Flair leaves

(01:04:34):
Mickey and Tarror are fighting the beautiful people then attack
Madison Rain. The fight just goes on for fucking ever.
And like Tony mentioned earlier with how they shoot these
things like it's supposed to be a camera, I guess
we don't, you know, we're not supposed to be here,
so they're like kind of trying to shoot it different
and by zooming and the shit and like misses most
of the fight. I feel like most of the time
I'm staring at somebody's elbow or back.

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
Yeah, it's super up close angle, Like I get the idea,
but you have to be able to see everything that's
happening otherwise it does.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
A big brawl. Yeah, like what the fuck? Who cares?
Then then some mystery woman shows up here. I have
no fucking idea who it is until they say, oh,
that's Serena. Okay, it's god damn Sarta.

Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
Because it's zoomed in super close. You just see like
the back of her head.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
Who is dude, I'm like, wow, this could be fucking anybody.
So Sarita is attacking Angelina Love now and now Winter
is here and she pulls Serena off and goes leave her.
She's with me now, And Serena looks at her and says,
who the hell are you?

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
Her gimmicks like like a Tier three sub on twitch
or something.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
Dude, she is obsessed, bra leave her alone.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
She's at me now, this is mine, all right? So
we go backstage. Everyone is eating Abyss has the big
turkey leg. Jeff Jared's doing squats beside Hulk Cogan.

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
Now Hogan is staring at a spoon.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
This association, hey, no, excuses it all.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
He's ready. I don't know who he was talking about.
But Eric Mischoff says, all right, I think it's important.
It's time for us to learn and reflect. And one
of the things we have to think about there's one
person who's responsible for us being here. And Hogan goes, oh,
not Dixie again, Oh my god, And Eric says, I
think it's how we give thanks to this person. It's
time for the guest of honor, Eric Young. The lights please,
Oh come on, dude, keep the lights on. Then the

(01:06:24):
door opens and the most are a farming guy of
all time. Jeff Hardy appears with smoke and lights behind him.
This is unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
Yeah, I love the way the door looked with the
smoke and everything.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
It was.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
Yeah, or farming is a great way to put it.
He was definitely just there to make the entrance.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
Yes, AJ says, oh, it's not a hooker after all.

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
AJ wanted to hooker.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Real The fortune's fucked up, dude, and Jeff says, everything
I've done, even on this day, I have nobody thanks
for it. Everything I've done is due to my greatness.
I am larger than life itself. I am the sky,
I am the clouds, I am the water, I am
the Earth. I am thigs.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
I think they fan over to.

Speaker 3 (01:07:14):
Like James Storm at one point, or was it was
it him or Bobby. I mean he was Bobby Rude
and he was like in his head like, oh yeah, yeah,
you are the things.

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
Dude. He said, I am things, and I fucking legit
burst out laughing at my screen like he was trying
to be deep and weird, and I was like, I
am thigs.

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
I'm the cloud, the water, I'm the earth, I am things.

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
But I will eat and he sits down. The boys
pop and then Jeff drinks straight from the bottle. WHOA.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
Well, we go to a pre taped TAZ and Mike
Tonay throw us to what happened on t and a reaction.

Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
Yeah. So it was the Motor City machine Guns and
Generation Me Empty Arena match. I didn't write down really
recap with this, but I remember people praising this match heavily.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
The one thing I will say from them recapping this.
Why was the commentary whispering like this? It made it
sound like they were sad, like I know it's an
empty arena, but they didn't have to be quiet during it,
like that wasn't a part.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
They were just taking it very serious.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
Oh my god. They are oh my god, right through
the table. Oh my god, it's like somebody died.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
They're like, how could you do with this bad knee?

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
What cuts to MotorCity Machine Guns Here they have a
Sapia filter on and they are the TNA World Tag
Team Champions.

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
Yeah, Saman says, damn, that was intense. It's almost indescribable
how it felt to kick their stupier little teeth down,
their stop little throats. And Alex Shelley says, we should
win the dep W World Tag Team titles, and Chris
Sad says, yes, we should do that. Oh that's also
Chris David think you the sheet guns And they're talking
about their match coming up at Final Resolution. They're having

(01:08:52):
a chairs, ladders and tables. Oh my full metal mayhem
that Alex Shelley reminds us that it's called and they're
only limited by their imaginations. Well, Madison Rain runs up
and says Serena, Where's Serena? And I don't know? This
is so like this shouldn't be funny, Like it's just
the way he did it. Madison Rain is frantic asking

(01:09:13):
about Serena. Chris Sabans like what is going on? Alex
Shelley raises his title belt up and says belt, and
then it pains over to him and he smiles and
says belt.

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
You know, the champions of the world.

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
I see he was trying to bond with a champion belt.
Where's Serena belt? Shelley?

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
That's me.

Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
Well, Madison says, I'm gonna get Earl Hebner and I'm
gonna go kick her ass and Alex Shelley says, good deal.

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
All right, So we go backstage. Doug Williams asked the
Pope to be the fourth member of their team tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
Come on down here, fourth man. He says, uh, we
might not like you and you may not like us. Wow,
you guys are really bad at fucking finding partners here man,
Like the fuck is going on?

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
They should have asked the Motor City machine Guns.

Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
Yeah, dude, they were super available, like they were down.

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
And they were totally gonna work together too, and.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
They would have won. He says, we have a common
enemy and immortal, so why don't you join us and
be the fourth member of our team? And Pope says fourth,
who's the third? And Matt says Joe. Pope says Joe, Samoa, Joe, Daddy. Look,
Pope can trust Joe just as far as you can
throw them and I can barely lift the bastard. What
makes you think I can trust you? Just a month

(01:10:39):
ago I had all of you. My sights were you
were with those guys, and I got some serious issues
going on. Pope's got a monster Jason around trying to
get him in a casket That was like a fucking
I had to do a double take to figure out
what the fuck he was talking about, though I realized
they're doing a casket angle with Abyss. He says, well,
good luck to you, and he goes to leave, and
Matt Morgan stops him and he says, Pope, what happens
when you beat Abyss? You knowle' say you do that?

(01:11:00):
Then what?

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
Well? So you beat Abyss, you move on and face Jerry,
you beat him, you beat Fortune, you beat Jeff Hardy,
become the world champion. This sounds fucking awesome, man. Yeah,
well that's exactly what I'm gonna do.

Speaker 3 (01:11:11):
Yeah, but what's your champion?

Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
What what else?

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
Oh, I don't know at that point, I'm doing my thing.

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
Yeah twice before you make these decisions. And Bob says,
you know what, you got a point. Things are gonna
get very interested. I'll see you guys out there. Wow,
you guys are all fucking dumb. All the baby faces
on the show are fucking stupid.

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
Yeah they are.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
Well, now it's time for the Madison rain town Hall.
Earl Heaven is here with the love of his life.

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
I mean, how could he not fucking come out here?
Good lord? And Madison gets on the mind. She's dragging
her out here, and she says, Serena, who the hell
you think you are letting your hands on me? I
know you've been playing on the JV team wrestling on Explosion,
Like why do we just bury Explosion? You're getting back
there soon, don't you worry? Like what the fuck? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
Wow, that was uncalled for.

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
Uh, well, she's get your ass out here now. And
Serena comes out and test says, well, Madison. During that fight,
backstage when they were having their skimpy Thanksgiving meal. Huh yes, So.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
Madison Rain passes off the title, tells Earl to ring
the bell, and uh not what I expected here. We
have an impromptu match where nobody's in their.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
Gear, non title. Yeah, it's uh odd, it's an odd match.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
Well, Madison Rain hits Serita, but Serena hits her back.
Earl Hebner tries to break this up, but Rain just
uses the opening to take back over.

Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
Earl falls over.

Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
Rain lines down Serena and pulls her hair, beats her down.
Earl Hebner says you're pulling her hair and says, I know,
I am. I thought that was great, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
That was tremendous. Also, at one point, Earl yells get
up for her. Are you dead?

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
So Madison Rain goes for the skull fuck, but Serita
reverses out of it. Serena hits an arm drag and
a dropkick. Fantastic looking drop gig here. That was the
one thing I took away from this whole match was Wow,
Serita's fundamentals are fantastic.

Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
There was something dude, Okay, she did look fucking good
when with that, there was also, something Madison did earlier
that I thought was fucking sick. She uh, I think
it was she landed on her feet off of a
hip toss and then hit a clothesline. I was like, wow,
that is a fucking cool shit. I don't think she
keeps that, but it was cool.

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
We get an Olympic Slam style bellied back from Serena.

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
Okay, you can't do that. You can't do that here.

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
Well, Serita rolls up Madison rain and Earl Hebner counts
to like four or something.

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
I don't know what another Okay, another shitty fucking finish.

Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
Yeah, I don't I don't know what happened here. Maybe
Earl thought the finish was different than what.

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
It was it was. Yeah, maybe. I mean Earl's in
another world most of the time in this era too,
so I don't you know. Yeah, did Serena trips Madison
in the ring and then pins her? And like, I
I don't know, I don't know. It was not good?

Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
Yeah, shame because I thought they did some good work
in here. Actually I like both of them. Well, we
go backstage. Everyone's having a good time at the dinner table,
and Jeff Jarrett wants to make a toast.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
Hogan's fired up and he says, faster, Lightning speed, crab thunder,
you gotta be faster. I'm assuming he's talking to Jarrett.

Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
I don't know, yeah, because the weird camera shot like.

Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
Jarrett squatting or anything. And Flaire is saying something to
James Storm and James Storm gets fired up and Jeff
Jarrett says, no, no, no, what are only I gotta fight.
I gotta make weight.

Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
Was awesome. I'm making wait.

Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
He has to make wait for the Jesse Neil match.

Speaker 2 (01:14:31):
That's fucking which they don't wigh. There's no way it's
he said, Can I get a cheers? He said, sign
is a night of Thanksgiving. I want to get back
to all you guys because without you, I don't know
where I'd be in my MMA career. And I brought
a monitor in and folks, I have a special DVD
and Hogan goes whooa. Jared looks over at Storm and

(01:14:51):
he puts one and says, you get your mind out
of the gunner Storm. James Storm thought that Jarrett brought porn.

Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
For the boy Thanksgiving thanks Giving, He's.

Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
Said ete, So Jeff says, we're going to take a
look right after this commercial break and the boys go uh.
Then they show a TNA and Abu Dhabi ed, I
guess that's coming up here there the next tour. I
think they filmed it around the same time as this.
I don't know if they aired this for impact or anything,

(01:15:25):
or if.

Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
They just maybe they should Global impact.

Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
Ah, that was you know what, that always worked. I
always knew that they were doing Global Impact. So back
at dinner, Bobby Root stands up and says, this is
the greatest Thanksgiving Day ever. I'm thankful for beer, and
James Storm stands up and says, I'm thankful for money, beer, money,
and Eric Young steps someone says you know what, guys,

(01:15:50):
and they also shut the fuck up, shut up and
push a boy shot the funk up bitch. Well, because
Arian says, I'm thankful for fortune. I'm thankful for I
was blessed with these movie star good looks. I'm thankful
that Dixie and Surge share one wardrobe between the two
of them, and Hogan goes, oh, they didn't just say
that Flair is dying. Laughing, He just says, I don't

(01:16:14):
know about you, guys, but I'm thankful for the nature
boy and they all pop and Flare stands up and says, well,
I know what I've been told. You never slow down,
you never grow that. He starts thrusting at the table.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
I mean, he is so.

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
Soerous, He's probably been ice six times a camera. I'm
thankful for this fun of youth. Whoa, he's crotch chopping
at the turkey an abyss, he says me. And he's
holding Janie the fucking two by four wind nails. I'm

(01:16:52):
thankful for my baby girl Janis, and everyone's quiet and like,
what the fuck. I'm also thankful caskets and coffins, a
final resolution. That's where the pope is gonna end up.
So Jared says, before I showed the video of Eric,
I want to personally thank you for for not inviting
some old joke because there won't to be any food. Laugh.
This is the Felde Like what the fuck? Uh? So

(01:17:17):
Jeff starts the DVD and okay, on the TNA plus version,
this is completely caught out and you only see a
shot from behind the monitor that Jared brought and the
boys reacting to it, and I was like, that's fucking weird. Well, thankfully, boys,
I have the link here. I want to go over
with me just for the show. That's okay, I'm fucking

(01:17:43):
pulling back the curtain. Saday boys, here's the video of
the thing they didn't show on TNA, and James for
the next hour kept telling me I'm not watching.

Speaker 3 (01:18:02):
It's not even a long launch. It's like two minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
It's a minute and a half. Jared says, well, kids,
he's here with a bunch of kids at the school.
Thanks for inviting me here today. Obviously the world has
traveled real fast about my new love for MMA. You
guys will never reach my level, but you're starting younger.
You in aspire to come close to my level. We're
not gonna be doing any karate. We're gonna be talking
about the submissions, what I perfected, and what Kurd angled.

(01:18:26):
Some Moojo have attempted for their entire life to gain
the knowledge that I've mastered in a matter of weeks.
And first things first, I need to find out where
you're at. Who knows a move? And one of the
little children raised his hand and he says, uh, yeah,
I know the acklock, And Jeff says, oh, little guy,
you know the alclogue will you know who perfected it?
And the kid says current ankle. Well, Jeff said, no,

(01:18:49):
it's not Kerdan Angle. He ripped it off Ken Shamrock
made it famous, but I perfected it. Okay, just little
Ken's Shamrock shadow here a little fucking crazy. Jeff says,
all right, well, while you put on me. So the
kid comes up and puts Jarrett in the ankle lock,
and Jeff looks behind him and says, is that all
you got? What a whimp you are? Get out of here.

(01:19:10):
Let me show you how it's done. Jeff then snatches
the kid's ankle and puts him in the ankle lock,
and he says, get over here. I can break your
ankle in two if I want it to. So Jeff
Jarrett is here ankle locking a child. The kid is
tapping out, and then Jeff says, getting you feeling? Jeff says,
I literally predicted this in weeks. Then he puts another

(01:19:31):
kid in an arm bar and says, this is an
arm bar, little lady. Should you feel it? I perfected
this move in two days. Then he has another kid
in a leg bar. This is a leg bar, kid,
can you feel it? And the kid says, ow it
taps out. This hurts that about shit O. So Jeff

(01:19:56):
is standing above them and says, happy Thanksgiving kids. You
have an awful lot to work on. And it fans
down the kids that are in a pile of bodies.

Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
They stacked him. Yeah, that was funny as shit.

Speaker 2 (01:20:08):
This is fucking insane, dude. Jeff Jarrett's out of his
goddamn mind. So we're back at the dinner and Hogan says, hey, guys,
this has been a great Thanksgiving and on behalf of
Eric Bischoff and Rick Flair, I cannot wait for Dixie
Carter come in here. I am so thankful for Dixie Carter.
I can't wait to tell her exactly how I feel. Okay,
that sounds good.

Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
Turkey jump scare.

Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
Here.

Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
So Fortune four versus Doug Williams, Matt Morgan, Samoa, Joe
and the Pope is happening tonight in an elimination match.

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
Yes, etman tag in the main.

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
And we also have Jeff Jarrett versus Jesse Neil, Yes,
jesse' Neil from Ink eight in Navy, a MMA match
that in just seconds gets changed to his submission only match.

Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
It gets changed like while they're running it down like
the graphic is on the screen. It says mm A match,
and Mike Tonight says they're having an mm A match
where submissions are the only way to win.

Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
And then David Pinzer doesn't even call it mm A match.
He says, this is a submission submission match.

Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
Okay, fucking motherfucker. They must have very quickly realized, oh,
this probably won't work out, right, he needs to do functions.

Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
Taz said they should make it a shoot fight. Yeah,
and Tazz did and said he not be wearing. So
we have Jeff Jarrett versus Jesse Neil. To some it's
an m m A match. To some, it's a submission match.

Speaker 3 (01:21:39):
The Jeff jared it's a double. It's a double m
A exhibition H double J double m A. I like
the double J double.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
Yeah, I mean Jesse Neil. Yes, that's right, Jesse Neil
from Inking In is fighting tonight, and I gotta do
it to Jeff Jarrett, who is doing an mm A
gimmick and still comes out to My World.

Speaker 2 (01:22:06):
Comes out to My World and still does the pyro
on the ramp.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
Yeah, he's got the fight shorts on, He's got the gloves.

Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
He looks good.

Speaker 1 (01:22:13):
He's in great shape.

Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
It shows clips of Jarrett choking out Joe with a
knight stake.

Speaker 2 (01:22:21):
They legit say today says, let's review the mm A
resume of the t NA founder. Well, turning point, he
choked out some o Joe with a night stick, and
last week Jared choked out a guy in a double
j double MMA exhibition and then tapped another guy with
an arm bar. They are students of the Jarrett.

Speaker 1 (01:22:43):
So we get into the match here and the crowd
chance you sold out.

Speaker 2 (01:22:47):
And Jesse Neil has to point at Jarrett to make
sure that the crowd is talking.

Speaker 3 (01:22:51):
About selling out. I'm not selling out. It's a lifestyle.

Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
So Jared has an ankle lie in and I should
have locked in that heel hook. He made him tap.

Speaker 5 (01:23:03):
Shoot Jesse and Neil starts firing back and he goes
to spear Jarrett, but Jarrett pulls the ref in front
of Jesse Neil and he fucking steam rolls them.

Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
He obliterates this referee. This is fucking baby earl Hebner.

Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
Yeah right uh, and this is my favorite part of
the match. Jeff Jarrett sits the ring after the ref
gets destroyed, looks under the ring.

Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
And there's the guitar, nothing else under there. It's a
barren ring for one guitar.

Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
Jeff Jarrett destroys Jesse Neil of ink Ink with the guitar.
So Jeff Jarrett throws all the guitar pieces out and
then locks in a rear neked choke. Jes Heel from
ink Ink is already passed out and he is not
passed out even more, and the ref calls for the
bell and Jarrett.

Speaker 3 (01:23:58):
Wins said it wouldn't be an MMA match. Who had
the guitar?

Speaker 1 (01:24:02):
Which is.

Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
Killing me?

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
So Shannon Moore comes out. That's right, Shannon Moore from Ange.
The Book of Dilly gaffs. Shannon Moore.

Speaker 2 (01:24:19):
He comes out and guess who he helps in this match.
He's got a fucking hopefully hit j with the guitar.

Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
It's the book and Dilly gaff.

Speaker 2 (01:24:31):
It wasn't a move, it was just that it was
a literal book. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:24:36):
Well, brother Ray promises us a holiday treat up next.
That's a crazy way.

Speaker 2 (01:24:41):
It's a fat little boy. I am very excited what
this talk is going on.

Speaker 1 (01:24:45):
It's Thanksgiving. Let me get the holiday treat from Brother Ray.

Speaker 2 (01:24:50):
Let me get that last supper.

Speaker 3 (01:24:52):
Brother is last supper.

Speaker 1 (01:24:56):
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
So two weeks ago, t had their final moment in
DNA and Brother Ray attacked Brother Devon.

Speaker 3 (01:25:04):
But I thought they just had their final moment in
DNA in twenty twenty five, right, okay?

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:25:10):
And Brother Ray says, what you mad?

Speaker 2 (01:25:12):
You mad? D Hit says that he says, word has
gone back to me that some wrestlers in the fact
that fans are mad that I kicked my brother Devon
in the back of the head. Why are you mad?
Why you have to be mad? What do you mind?
It's only dude, Jesus, he said. If it wasn't for him,
I could have retained a world I could have retired,

(01:25:33):
excuse me, a world tag team champion. And he's the
one that lost the match against the machine guns. Chris
Saman kicked out of three D because my brother Devon
was weak. And I understand it's hard for you people
to swallow because you're wrestling fans, so you're not that bright.
So this is what I did for me to you.
I put together a little video package, your video package,
showing you people just how weak Devon really is and
how I am the leader of Team three D. So

(01:25:53):
they show this video and it has spot It's just
a bunch of spots of Devon getting his ass kicked
with fucking dick tok boom sound.

Speaker 1 (01:26:04):
That was funny. The getting his ass kick with the
boom boom.

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
Dude, it was awesome. Actually, yeah, I loved it. And
the crowd chance you suck and Brother Ray says, no, no, no,
I would approve to you that I don't suck, but actually,
now the best of the greatest tag team wrestler that's
ever lived, Brother Ray. Then it shows Brother Ray doing
a bunch of moves and beating up people with the
same bowing boom sound effect and him commentating over it.

(01:26:31):
Uh and Brother Ray says, you saw right with your
own eyes. How could you question me? Devon. Word on
the street is that you'd like to talk to me
and that you're a little anger with me. So if
you want come here to the Impact Zone next week.
I'm not hard to find because I'm bad.

Speaker 1 (01:26:49):
Well, Dixie Carter has arrived in a limousine.

Speaker 2 (01:26:52):
Yay, say serge, that's the roster, Knowing they're getting paid
the night the ratings huge.

Speaker 1 (01:27:05):
They like, well we go backstage. Jeff Jared is at
Dinner's shadow boxing in a hoodie.

Speaker 2 (01:27:13):
Dude, total usus. He's shadow boxing, he's got a hoodie
on and he's got the gloves on. Hogan's yelling the
greatest of all time, and Eric Mischeff says, guys, guys,
it's official. Dixie Carter is here and do me a
favor while we all wait, can we haul hide the liquor?
And Hogan says, oh, yeah, you can't drink for a minute.

(01:27:35):
Jared says, for what, what is she our mother? And
Bichof says no, but have you seen her when she
drinks and they all pop and everything's great? Funny games
are over when she walks through that door. I'm not
gonna be responsible for what happens when I see her.
What what are you gonna do? Running big boot like
drup Hey, Jared, remember what you did to me in Japan.

(01:27:57):
Let's do that to Dixie when she walks in the room.

Speaker 3 (01:28:00):
We brought to you, brother, we.

Speaker 2 (01:28:04):
Brought the DNA, the guitar.

Speaker 1 (01:28:13):
So now it's time for the main event. Doug Williams,
the Pope, Samoa Joe and Matt Morgan versus Fortune four.

Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
Boom eight man elimination tag by.

Speaker 3 (01:28:23):
The Survivor's Series matchup, which is, you know, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:28:27):
A Thanksgiving stip, so I'll take it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:29):
They should have done Fortune four dressed up as Doink, not.

Speaker 2 (01:28:36):
Turkeys, all right, Yeah, the turkeys, that's their thing here.
Also referee for this match, Jackson James, Yeah, I know
that guy. Definitely his name and not Garrett Bischoff.

Speaker 1 (01:28:59):
Well, Fortune comes out and they're all in red gear,
and Taz says, well, I guess Fortune. I'll text each
other what gear to wear?

Speaker 2 (01:29:08):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:29:10):
Okay, I'm begging you to just let these guys do
their thing. Man, I'm begging you.

Speaker 2 (01:29:16):
You can't. You gotta just like put kid one of you, Like,
aren't you the heel? Shouldn't he be?

Speaker 1 (01:29:22):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:29:22):
Wow? They look great.

Speaker 1 (01:29:23):
Well, AJ and the Pope start out and Pope takes over. Early.
AJ spears Pope over to the Fortune corner and they
all attack him, and James Storm comes in. I thought
that was good work there. Early Pope looked great starting
things off, AJ only getting the upper hand because he
pushed Pope over to the corner. AJ slyly very good
at like psychology stuff like that. He's always good at

(01:29:45):
at breaking a momentum or doing things like that. I
think he learned a lot of it when he was
teaming with Tomko. Really, I.

Speaker 2 (01:29:53):
Just in my brain, I just was thinking of tom
Go saying that learned everything.

Speaker 1 (01:30:00):
He's out a stooge. Brother. Let me do here. You
want took losing or what.

Speaker 2 (01:30:05):
But you're right though, I mean, like, I want to
be surprised if AJ put a lot to this together.
Like even the stuff that Joe does kind of in
the back end here that involves AJ is all like
AJ is the kind of the the crux of.

Speaker 1 (01:30:16):
It, right, Yeah, for sure. So James Storm keeps up
the momentum as he leg drops Pope for a quick count.
Storm puts the beer drinking hat on. It hits the
mis clothes line.

Speaker 2 (01:30:27):
Dude, Okay, I knew that it was gonna get misclosed
called miss clothesline. I wrote down here. This is getting
called the mis clothes line. I am mad. This is
Matt Sidel's move, but nobody knows.

Speaker 3 (01:30:37):
That miss sidell.

Speaker 2 (01:30:41):
Also, Tesz has an argument with himself when fucking James
Storm puts his cowboy hat on. He puts the hat on,
and Tesz is, oh, he's got his ten gallon hat on.
That's more like an eight gallon hat, not really ten.

Speaker 3 (01:30:57):
Digress, it's not either, like it's neither.

Speaker 2 (01:31:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:31:02):
So James Storm goes for a comba, but Pope rolls
him through and pens him for the three count.

Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
Get the fuck out of here, James Storm, you're drunk.

Speaker 1 (01:31:10):
Wow? They got him out quick, all right?

Speaker 2 (01:31:12):
Yeah I was. I mean also the third like flashpin
of the night.

Speaker 1 (01:31:16):
Well, James Storm is eliminated in record time, and Storm
and Kaz hit the ring and they hit a little
double team here. I'm sorry, it was Styles and Kaz
hit a double team. Yeah. And Styles, the way that
he sets up this sidewalk slam, it just looked I mean,
there's the fundamentals that aj Styles has cannot be understated.
Like his positioning is what really shined here. His ability

(01:31:40):
to get the sidewalk slam over to the right position
without it looking like he was walking him over there
on purpose. He very could have easily just walked him
over there, right sure, but he gave it like a
little sprint and then it almost looked like it was
like a running sidewalk slam. Yes, into the Kazarian sling
shot leg drop. It just very simple things like that.

(01:32:01):
AJ was super good at well. Matt Morgan gets tagged in,
AJ tags in Kazarian, Kazarian talks ship to Samoa Joe,
and then Matt Morgan tags in Samoa Joe to kick
his ass. Well, Samoa Joe walks away from a Kazarian
springboard cross body. Joe hits all his ship in the
corner on Kasin.

Speaker 2 (01:32:20):
AJ runs a train on him. Dude, Yeah, the fucking
thing where he uh he runs one of the corner
hits the running elbow. AJ runs at Joe gets hit
with the ranagi and then Joe immediately hits the peley
on Kazarian. The crowd is fucking losing it.

Speaker 1 (01:32:33):
Yeah, Joe is just he's still so good at this
point is and to be honest, I mean he's still
good to this point today. I mean he's one of,
uh probably one of the greatest of the of this
generation of guys.

Speaker 2 (01:32:46):
Really, I mean he's I mean I'm gonna be super
sad when him and AJ are done. To be honest
with you, I mean I don't watch as much, you know,
uh Aj as I you know, have in the this time.

Speaker 1 (01:32:56):
You know sure, I'm still sure he still watched a
lot of AJ.

Speaker 2 (01:33:00):
Dude. I mean I grew up pretty much on AJ.

Speaker 1 (01:33:03):
Doug Williams comes in, him and kaz do some sort
of neck breaker deal here. I'm not too sure what.

Speaker 2 (01:33:09):
Happened over DDT thing.

Speaker 1 (01:33:12):
Yeah, the ref is distracted by Matt Morgan and Fortunate
attacks Doug Williams in their corner. Pope and Joe are
arguing on the apron now and Doug Williams comes in
hits the chaos theory on Kazarian and pins them for
the three big pop.

Speaker 2 (01:33:28):
That's the rolling Chaos brout.

Speaker 1 (01:33:31):
Hey, dude, it said it on his name time.

Speaker 2 (01:33:37):
What a fantastic fucking move.

Speaker 1 (01:33:39):
That was one of the things with the X Division
at the time, and they did a good job of
making sure that that was told. The story was told
with everybody is everyone had their own finish. It was
always the coolest move on the show.

Speaker 2 (01:33:51):
Yeah, you're right, Yeah, it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:52):
Was super dope that they did that with the X Division,
And yeah, they really highlighted it, I thought.

Speaker 2 (01:33:57):
And I mean Kazarian just fucking goes flying on this thing.

Speaker 1 (01:34:01):
Bobby Rude hits a king Kong knee drop for a
two on Doug Williams.

Speaker 2 (01:34:05):
Pull the need pad down too. I like that. Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:34:07):
Some out with Joe and the Pope tagged themselves in
at the same time, and the ref says, come on, guys,
only one. So instead they just start kicking each other's ass.

Speaker 2 (01:34:17):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:34:17):
And they go to the outside and start kicking each
other's ass again.

Speaker 2 (01:34:19):
Yeah, dude, throwing punches. They legit brawl up to the
commentary area. There's a whole segment where we're just watching
these two fight on the outside.

Speaker 1 (01:34:26):
Well, Bobby Rude hits a spinebuster on Doug Williams and
eliminates them.

Speaker 2 (01:34:30):
That's the double r spinebuster brought up.

Speaker 1 (01:34:32):
That's tough, man. They're trying to push this guy. I know,
I don't know what happens next, so I don't want
to I don't want to shit on it too much.
But it was just kind of a shock to me
to see him just kind of eliminated that quickly.

Speaker 2 (01:34:42):
Yeah, like it felt like they had a chance here, right,
Like he could have ran a gauntlet and then got
killed or something, or like a double team elimination or something, right,
like they do fun.

Speaker 1 (01:34:50):
It comes down to two on one or something, and
then someone comes back in and costs them or something
so they can do a match the next week or
something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:34:57):
Right, I get that Matt Morgan's the guy that's facing
JAFF the pay per view, but like, yeah, there's no
really you can you can make more than one guy
at one time, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:35:05):
Well, now it's Matt Morgan versus AJ Styles and Robert Rude.
Rud gets head budded by Morgan, but AJ hits the
phenomenal forearm and he timbers. Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:35:14):
I mean I thought he was gonna catch him out
of that one, but no, AJ hits him and fucking
knocks him down and they stop him out.

Speaker 1 (01:35:19):
AJ then misses a springboard four fifty crash and burn funk.

Speaker 2 (01:35:23):
That is fucking nuts, dude. Yeah, Tony like again, missing
shit like that seems just insane to me, Like I
meant on them.

Speaker 3 (01:35:32):
But he just eats it like there's no way, like
other way, like face first, he's dead.

Speaker 1 (01:35:38):
Yeah, you just gotta have to take down the head
and call it. Yeah, all right, shit, Matt Morgan starts
firing off on Robert rudh Morgan hits a double line
since AJ to the outside. Bobby Rude comes off the
second Matt Morgan.

Speaker 2 (01:35:51):
Goozles them little goozle.

Speaker 1 (01:35:53):
Rude fights out of it but gets hit by a
discus clothesline from Matt Morgan.

Speaker 2 (01:35:57):
Look good, I will say I was disappointed that we
did not get the corner.

Speaker 1 (01:36:01):
Elbows didn't look better than AJ styles discus.

Speaker 2 (01:36:05):
Well, dude, I mean, Paul London lost seven years off
his life from how much he got it with that.

Speaker 1 (01:36:11):
AJ had so much cool shit that just kind of
went away as time went on.

Speaker 2 (01:36:15):
I know, I know, But like it's that's so funny
because he did, but he's still even like dwindling down
his moves. He still had all the coolest moves.

Speaker 1 (01:36:24):
Yeah, he did. AJ springboards in, but Matt Morgan catches him,
hits a fallaway slam. Bobby Rude sets up in the
corner to let Matt Morgan hit him with the carbon
footprint he hold on. He's like, please, God, don't let
me turn around.

Speaker 2 (01:36:39):
Please, Somebody run out here very quickly and fucking hit
this guy in the balls.

Speaker 1 (01:36:43):
Make sure when you run down to you have to
get all the way in the ring to low blow me.

Speaker 2 (01:36:47):
Bring your title out. That's super not involved in your
running and fucking get it all fucked up.

Speaker 1 (01:36:53):
Said Jeff. Hardy runs down, he goes all the way
around the other side, gets in all the way in
there over the ropes with the.

Speaker 2 (01:37:01):
Belt, and he low blows Matt Morgan hit some of
the balls, and the referee doesn't call for the bell
immediately because he's a rookie referee, so he's not used
to these decisions that Jackson James. So he gets the
Jeff party's face and he shoves them. Or if Jeff
shoves Jackson James, excuse me not, you know it's not
going He's a rookie, novice shit reff right, and you

(01:37:22):
can treat him horribly and rookie, and the ref tells
him the funk off, get out of here, and then
Jeff hits him with a twist of hate.

Speaker 1 (01:37:32):
Get the fuck out of here, tello. So Jeff Arty,
aj Styles and Bobby Rude beat up Matt Morgan. Jeff
Arty's Themes song hits, and uh, yeah, that's it. So
we go backstage. One final segment here before Thanksgiving is

(01:37:54):
officially over. No, yeah, that's right. Eric Bischoff is here
with the Immortals and there's a knock at the door.

Speaker 2 (01:38:03):
Oh yeah, Eric says, guys a herd knock at the door.
She's here, let's be on her best behavior.

Speaker 1 (01:38:07):
Come in. You know what this should have been is
them getting a knock at the door and everyone's like, oh,
you know who this is, and gets the guitar ready
and they go to swing it and it's rig flair
to turk the seat.

Speaker 3 (01:38:24):
And he's rusty, hit flair.

Speaker 1 (01:38:30):
They hit rigged flair, and the turkey say with the guitar,
he's busted up and bleeding on the ground. Two schmirt
off Ice is bust it open on the ground, and
then Dixie Carter walks up right behind him.

Speaker 2 (01:38:41):
Ohs ends on that to go to the fucking production logo.

Speaker 3 (01:38:49):
It says, I think you just got ice, brother.

Speaker 1 (01:38:52):
She gets up.

Speaker 3 (01:38:53):
Wonder your drinks too, smarts.

Speaker 2 (01:38:55):
She's drinks ices champs out to be fucking.

Speaker 1 (01:39:02):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:39:06):
I'm fucking mad now that it didn't happen.

Speaker 1 (01:39:07):
Honestly, I mean, he would have been a bloody mess guy.

Speaker 2 (01:39:11):
Like a murder, just like Thanksgiving intented, just like the
original Thanksgiving was a bloody mess. The last supper, right,
so Eric says, Dixie I didn't think you'd show up.
With everything that's happened between us and and the spirit
of Thanksgiving. We're so grateful of everything you started and

(01:39:32):
giving us the opportunity to take over control and all.
You know, I think it's time to acknowledge the past.
Hogan says, a have you looked at the numbers lately?
And Dixie says I have, and I'm you know, and
I know how grateful you are. And Eric says, it's
time for a new beginning.

Speaker 1 (01:39:45):
We can work together, and hey, have you seen the
numbers lately, Dixie? And it cuts to Dixie looking at
a big line graph that's only going down horrifically.

Speaker 2 (01:39:54):
Yeah, Hogan reaches out and turns it going up.

Speaker 1 (01:39:58):
It just puts his hand on pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:40:01):
Oh brother, here, Eric says, we can go back to
what we were doing. You can go back to Nashville.
The paper clips need to be stocked. And you know
you love Twitter. You can be tweeted and you could
be fan friendly, and she says, oh, absolutely, I love Twitter.
So somebody's gotta be that friendly, fan friendly at the
very least, which also isn't true. So Eric says, uh, well,

(01:40:24):
let's toast to that, and Dixie says, you know what,
I don't want to toast that if you don't mind, Hey,
what the fuck I don't do that. Yeah, you can
deny a toast. I actually didn't know that. I never
heard of such a thing. Dixie says, I don't mind
toasting of this and hands Erica paper and Eric opens it,
and Dixie says, mister Hogan, you've been a busy man
these past few weeks and out there negotiating some talent

(01:40:44):
contracts I have. I mean, of course I have, dude,
I've signed Jeff already from backdown. I mean, I've been
working on Rhino's contract. It's just kind of hard. Uh.
She's a sign ince of talent, conjects, and maybe you
weren't authorized to sign, and the board of directors agree

(01:41:05):
with my opinion that you don't have signatory rights, and
Hoga says Dixie. I'm just trying to raise the bar. Dude.
You've seen the ratings, Dixon says. My attorneys in my
hometown have agreed with me. We've seen Judge cum Holds.

Speaker 3 (01:41:23):
Crumbles.

Speaker 2 (01:41:24):
Oh that's not what I wrote down here, And Dixie says,
from here on out until this is resolved. Your duties
here are over, and Hogan says, have you seen it?
Weldings are going, dude, I've taken to your company somewhere
you couldn't without me. And Dixon's read the papers. You
guys have a fantastic evening, Thank you very much. She
takes a drink of a drink and says, oh, this

(01:41:45):
tastes like shit. I'll see you guys at court and
she leaves and Hogaan says, you can't do this to me.
That's not fair, Dixie, and Jeff Jared says she bought
she bought the judge off Eric and Eric says she
bought the freaking judge. Just shut.

Speaker 1 (01:42:02):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:42:03):
Eric says, dude, this is trouble. Yeah, dude, this is Trouble,
a TNA Wrestling production. Rick Flair, Barty is in and
the Turkey Cie.

Speaker 3 (01:42:17):
Not no Rick, This is Trouble Rick.

Speaker 2 (01:42:22):
And that is the Thanksgiving episode here, I mean, fucking
weird show. Fun. I had a fun time talking about it.
At the very least, I don't know how much I'll
remember from it other than.

Speaker 3 (01:42:35):
Rig Flair, the Turkey party. Fun.

Speaker 2 (01:42:37):
Yeah. Well that is it for Tina Impact November twenty fifth,
twenty ten, the Thanksgiving edition, and that is it for
our show. Hey, we want to say Happy Thanksgiving and
all the such, so all of you out there, hope
you enjoy your holidays. Get them Black Friday deals, get
them deals. We get Tony getting a goddamn ninety eight
inch TV.

Speaker 3 (01:42:57):
Not because you know the deals run all the time.
Oh it's right, it's Ty already got that deal.

Speaker 2 (01:43:03):
Let's go. Yeah, Well, what a deal you can get
at Patreon dot com slash Deadlock PW because we have
so much content waiting for you right there, right now,
one dollars to your five dollars, your ten dollars tier,
so much exclusive content waiting for you at Patreon dot
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(01:43:26):
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