Revisiting WCW Thunder 2000 Judy Bagwell Wrestles, Goldberg Shoots on Being Heel, Shane Douglas Can’t Get It Up

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Boys back in town.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Welcome a Dead Podcast, Episode two hundred and ninety eight.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Let's go the fucking to ninety eight episode I've ever
fucking been a part of.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
This week, we are talking about WCW Thunder July twenty six,
two thousand.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
And why we're talking about this is because we saw
a shitty, shitty show and thought we needed to.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Watch and we did. But before we get into that,
we have some Deadlock updates. Watch this on the Patreon.
Vader versus Cat is Jack WCW Saturday Night.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
I mean, what more do you need to hear? It's
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of their fucking mind. I mean, it's pure wrestling. We
talked about this before. Here's a guy that gets thrown
on his head, and here's a guy that throws guys
on their heads.

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Under from two to two thousand. We've made that mistake
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Speaker 4 (06:14):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
All Right, let's get into WCW Thunder July twenty sixth,
two thousand.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Before we talk about how fantastic this episode of WW
Thunder was, Let's see what was going on in the
water wrestling at the time. With the Wrestling Observer newsletter
from The Observer, July twenty fourth, two thousand. Melta writes,
it's really a shame that in some circles the ECB
Heatwave pay per view is being best remembered for a
publicity stunt by XPW, a definitic debacon's name in the

(06:46):
wrestling industry on something of a national stage. Then for
the very strong show ECW put on. Yes, this is
the time that XPW invaded ECW. And if you know
about this, while you're in for a fun little story here,
Dark Side of the Ring covered this. I don't think
we talked about this on the pod. I don't remember
if we were watching Dark Side still at that point,
but Ducks Side of the Rings did a whole XPW

(07:07):
episode that obviously covers this as well. So if you
don't know about this, that's a good thing to watch.
But I will tell you what happened here, meltzretts. Ever
since the event was announced for Los Angeles, there was
rumors that Extreme Pro Wrestling, a Southern California based indie
group run by porn mogul Rob Black, patterned after ECW
that it already been sued for trademark infringement and contract

(07:28):
interference by ECW would cause some sort of disturbance. The
company actually promised such on its website, leading to tons
of concerns before and by ECW, that's what he should
I didn't realize that they preemptively said, hey, we're gonna
confind with your show. As fans were being let into
the building, the local security laid out the following the rules.
Number one, no XPW signs and at least two still

(07:50):
managed to be snuck in and were visible on camera
at times during the show. And we have reports from
fans who noted they brought tons of signs in and
none were checked for content. And number two blank signs.
Easter management didn't want to give XPW employees or fans
a chance to create such signs once inside. And number
three no XPW T shirts XPDB flyers for their shows

(08:11):
were for their following Saturday and the sports arener were
on most of the cars windshields in the parking lot
and they were being passed around the building. So super
no fucking with XPW at the time was ECW and
just a little sidebar for people that might not know.
I think so the story is Rob Black helped or
was helping east W break into the California market, I

(08:31):
believe it was. But then around that same time they
got on TNN, so they were like, well, we don't
fucking need you anymore, and Rob Black said, hey, what
the fuck and then started XPW out of spite. Yes, so,
uh that's crazy. XPW only exists to spite ECW, and
then obviously they're here to fuck with the show. So

(08:51):
easter W was assisted by a local musician named Doc
Marley who once worked for XPW, and assisted security and
spotting out XPW wrestlers and official as they tried to
enter the building, and all were thoroughly searched. Jasmine Sinclair,
the former porn star who had worked for XW getting
into wrestling but is now the girlfriend of Blue Boy Mynomas,

(09:12):
Blue Tilly Yes and works for ECW, also pointed out
various people associated with XPDB around the arena. A few
xp to W wrestlers came wearing company T shirts, were
forced to turn the shirts inside out and went to
their seats in various parts of the building, including a
few in the front row. It was suspicious that under
the circumstances that rival promotion wrestlers were able to procure

(09:36):
the choice front row tickets that give away supposed angles
in the crowd in ninety nine point nine percent of
the cases on television or actually works. At one point,
the wrestler Supreme was wearing a shirt and some fans
were training XPW when they saw it. Some may have
been planted fans, and Alice security told him to turn
inside out. He did so and shook the Los Angeles

(09:57):
police officers hands and proceeded to post for photos and
signed auto graphs. Well, just as the main event started
with Just Incredible versus Tommy Dreamer, which I mean, like
that should have caused a fucking ride on its own
that was happening, the crowd started chanting for Francina to
take her top off. Christie missed an x PW valet,
stood up, turned her back to the ring, and took
her top off, revealing a black leather bra, which got

(10:18):
a huge crowd pop, none of which was evident watching
the show on TV. Those near her say she was teasing,
doing what she could, doing what could be amount to
practice tugs on her top at different times throughout the show,
and apparently EW officials noted once in the middle of
the VANDAMN match before she could tease taking it off,
Francine was in her face about trying to steal her

(10:40):
heat since Francene was supposed to do a spot where
she lost her top as the focal point of the
main event. That's fucking crazy. Move shit, ditties, I'm a

(11:01):
titt here. According to Wonderform, misshoved Francceine, who shoved her back.
Supreme started taking off his shirt steal, although it wasn't
to fight, but it turned the shirt around and have
the XP to B logo visible on camera. As the
commotion broke out, myst went down. XPDO officials claimed to

(11:21):
a security guard shoved Supreme, who fell on Missed. Another
XPD wrestler took his show off, revealing an XPNOB shirt underneath.
Kid Cash in particular, was throwing punches over the railing
at the XPB contingent. Fists were flying everywhere and fans
were getting knocked down. One report indicated that two of
the XPNIB contingent were also throwing punches of security, but
others claim nobody from XPB put up much resistance to

(11:41):
getting thrown out. Dreamer, who is generally the peacemaker whenever
the crowd. There's crowd trouble at ECV events, went out
of the ring, des by his main event match actually
having just started. He would rather do anything the wrestles just.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Had nothing to do with.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Already chased the XPW wrestlers out of the building, where
a brawl took place in the parking lot. Enough of
the fans realized the fight was going on outside that
a lar's percentage of the audience rushed to the back
the live crowd. It largely killed the main event. According
to the numerous witnesses and people involved, the East to
BE contingent greatly outnumbered the XP to B contingent, and
it was far more of a violent brawl on the
street than in the arena. Lots of punches, in particular

(12:21):
from new Jack Jack Victory, Sally E. Graziano, Roadkill, Chili Willie,
Mikey Whitbreck, and even Paul Hayman were thrown out on
their unmanned foes. That's fucking funny as shit. Han just
always believed anything illegally he did on Louis dangerously.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
That's till you never got got for anything.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
They were able The XP tow team was able to
escape in a limo, but not before taking a pretty
bad beating, including an xp to b ring Crew Guy
which XPDB clams was knocked down by a wrestler and
then punched and stomped on repeatedly by Nujack. So that
is the XPNW brawl that took place. This was all
on fucking paper. You can see some of it, Like

(13:06):
you can definitely see like Kid Chaos throwing up the
X for XPW just as that match starts. And I
don't believe you can see any of the Christy miss
td heat that they have Francine sadly, but that's crazy shit, yeah,
like that's uh, that doesn't really happen.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Ever, right, like, oh yeah, not anymore.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
People Like I mean yeah, like you know, companies hated
each other, but I don't know if anyone's charging the
fucking building. And I mean Rob blackbind front Road tickets
for Supreme, Christy Myss and Kid Chaos to sit up
there at XPW shirts as funny as shit. Yeah, I
like the idea of New Jag, Jack Victory and Sally
Garciatto all beating their sallyly with taped up Supreme throws

(13:50):
a fireball at them. Ah and WW News molts the
rights to Vampiro Graveyard Match was actually filmed the previous
night in Sanford, Florida. That's the I think the match
with Sting that he had. Meltzer says, it's pretty cool
when they have filmed something absolutely horrible with zero production
values and then aired anyway without editing the time down
to environ minimum five stars. The latest on Hogan on

(14:18):
Bubba the love sponge working the Angle is saying that
he won't surprise him if Vince McMahon sent Vince Russo
to WCW to ruin the company. If this was a shoot,
Meltzer says, it would lead to most likely legal action
and Russo definitely would have been fired immediately rather than
suddenly appearing to be in almost full control of the company.
That's something people have said for like forever.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
I think people still say that, right, They still.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Russo was sent to WCW to kill it and by all.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Think after watching this episode on my back.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Door gree, I mean, it is very hard to argue
at some points, right like oh shit.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
I also don't understand how nobody in WCW stood up
and said what the fuck?

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Nobody uh from the observer all a seventh two thousand
thunder on July twenty sixth, which is the one we
were watching. Here was a mess live, But Meltzer says
on TV the next day, it was a basic decent show.
That is, I just couldn't blame me.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
Did the grand scope of Thunder? I'm sure it's a
basic decent show.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
You know.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
Thunder episodes? Ever?

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Yeah, he says here they had a delay of twenty
to thirty minutes live due to a bomb threat. Oh,
nobody couldn't take it, he said this thunder, Yes, this one, Yes,
was good, basic decent show.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
He knows there was Canyon versus Judy Bagla on this show.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yeah, Like, did he watch the first match? Did he
watch raymis Hero's worst match ever?

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Did he watch Bill Goldberg shoot on the industry on
this show?

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Speaking of Goldberg, by the way, James, he suffered a
shoulder separation in the second Booker T match on Nitro
after he delivered a spear but it was pop back in. Yes,
you heard it right, everybody, the second Booker T match,
which I can't wait to explain to everybody later once
we're getting to this thunder. But the word is here
that there's a lot of skepticism regarding his injury. They

(16:12):
think he's full of shit and just trying to not lose.
He was scheduled for a much hyped appearance at the
Nitro Grill on seven twenty eight, and Landstorm and White
Couti were given the last minute word to take his place,
which they do announce on this show.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
It wasn't hungry anymore.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
They don't want the hamburgers.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
I've had enough hamburgers, man.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
I don't want movie juice.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
I don't like great mood of burger.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Dude. You take that vampiro steak and you shove it. Brother.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Yeah, I have chronic sandwich.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
Full of weed, sir.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
We have regular food here. We it's just called the
Nitro Girl. Oh okay, okay, So can I get the
cat burger? Can I get them? I smooth hamburger?

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (17:05):
What a wall uh burger.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
I'll take with the side of Judy bagwell fry hold on,
I'm doing something.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
All right. Last thing here in the Observer there was
an interoffice memo that weren't around WW on July thirty.
First the Meltzer says, which I guess shows just how
respected Russo is these days. Internally, the memo was entitled
quote unquote top ten questions not asked of Vince Russo?
All right, guess these are ten questions here. Number ten,
would you like to take this opportunity to claim credit

(17:39):
for the return of cake day? I don't know what
that means at the office?

Speaker 4 (17:43):
You know they got cake at the office.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Oh? I see, okay. I guess they're saying he's taking
credit for anything that is good?

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Can I don't like cake?

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Question Number nine? If the possum is going to wrestle
for us, what reoccurring Saturday Night Live character will he
be ripping off? Number eight? How much should SFX front
you for decreasing the value of the organization? Number seven?
Are you gonna let Bill hyphenate his name to Banks? Russo?
Number six? Can you funnel the unwanted talent to marketing department?

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The new VP of Marketing has numerous openings with lots
of opportunities for advancement. Number five? When is Hulkgan coming back?
Number four? What does the second W and WCW stand for?
Number three? How many quote unquote young and hungry employees
does it take to screw up an entire company? Number
two WCW creative? Is it a misnomer or simply a

(18:42):
contradiction in terms? And number one, would you know an
original idea if it jumped up and bit you on
the s or would you just think it was the possum?
So things are going well here, James, not a lot
of I mean, these are the questions they are not
asking Russo. So nobody is standing up. They are just
talking about his back.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
That's what the second W is and.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
It's for onebo that is it.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
We have no.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Al right that let's talk about WW thunder July twenty sixth,
two thousand.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
All right, so let's get into WCW thunder here why
we have a cold open. The cat is in a
limousine talking to his mother on the phone about Vampiro
and great.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
MOODA cat says, yes, Ma, listen, Vampiro would have jump
me on Nitro. I'm not gonna get him right now.
I'm gonna have somebody else get him because I'm the
boss and I have the power. Yes, Mom, I wanna
book up in a match tonight against Chronic. You know, Ma,
I'm working so hard. I got a big min event
for Nitro. You won't believe a mom. And then music
starts playing and Cat, very calmly on the phone says,

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you know, mom, when I hear that music, I noticed
how to go. Then all of a sudden, I believe it.
Kaz Hayashi comes in from the top of the limo.
He comes in through the fucking moon roof upside down,
and Kat says, hey, what get out of my limo
and he up kicks him in the head and then
drags him into the limo.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
Dude, I don't understand this because he casually tells his mom, Yeah,
I know what that is, and then he's surprised. That's
how he jumps in the moonroof of his limo.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Hey get out of here. Then he throws Kat at
a limo or sorry, kaz Hyashi out of limo says
this ain't the right time. And now Jamie soon is
here and he has a kindo stick. Jamie side tries
to attack it with the kindow stick, and he fights
it off and elbows him. Jimmy Yang then shows up
with a fucking sledgehammer and swings it to kill Commissioner

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Ernest Miller. Ernest Miller thankfully gets out of the way
and he busts out the window of the limo, and
now all of the young Dragons are here. The cat
is here, and very angrily and slowly the limo driver,
you know him as am I Smooth, Yeah, he walks

(21:13):
up and he says, what who broke my window? Now
the junk dragons all run away, So am I Smooth says,
you get them little lizards in that ring to night
and get them in the ring, and I want them
to match, and Commissioner cat Ernest Miller says, you know what,
you might keep him busy for a while, So you
got that match. I'm losing my mind at the first

(21:33):
segment alone, I'm like, wow, the first thing is like
the thing that they wanted to hook people on this
show was the young dragons fucking attacking the cat in
his limo and then the limo driver wanting to wrestle them.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
Dude, I feel like as long as we've been watching Thunder,
like every episode I've seen them attack the cat. Or
is it just like every episode of watching this angle
goes on forever, right, like this reoccurring angle as long
as they've been together in WI, they've been attacking the cat, right, I.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Don't know if there's ever a payo for it all right, Yeah,
so we got the Limo Driver versus the Young Dragons,
which you know, that's pretty captivating stuff here to start thunders.
So we're gonna move into the Filthy Animals town hall.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
So the Filthy Animals come out with a little ladder.
It's Raymisteriro Junior with no mask, Tigris, Conan Hoove and
Dude Guerrera and the Disco Inferno. I guess two weeks
ago there was a ladder match involving them in three
count and Evan Graid just got knocked off the ladder
to the floor where tank Abbot was meant to catch him.
Tank Abbot didn't catch him, and Evan grad just broke

(22:42):
his ankles, Thank you, Tank.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
So the Filthy Animals, by the way, are they are?
They have been a super large part of WCW over
the last year. Like, yes, the West Texas Rednecks and
the Filthy Animals will might be two like biggest things
on the show. Whether the crowd wanted it to be
or not, they were gonna be. That was just what

(23:06):
it was.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
I mean, they were there.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
So yeah, so like them coming out here like they've
been a huge part of the show.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
So Conan does his whole stick. He tells, doggers, you're
like this head band, go ahead, feel that's enough. Disco
is just parroting fucking everybody here, like he's just the
guy that repeats everybody looks like Frank Muir, no mustache
and a beard. Are you kidding me with this ship?

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Shit is crazy looking?

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Uh? And Conan says, last week we had Evan Courage's
come out here and he had a little a little
ladder match and he broke his little ankle. But we
got a little something something for you. I don't know
if you were afraid of getting a high up on
that ladder or if you just don't know how to
climb one, but we brought you a training ladder. So
they had set up the little ladder and they mock
him as they climb this little ladder.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
It's not that little, by the way I would expect
like uh, like like hornswoggle type, you know, the one
that he had or whatever.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
But well, Conin says, come out here with your crew
in that cranberried tank abbot and bow down to the originators.
Off I'm flying. Well, that's not the end of the
promo somehow because they this couldn't have been approved. They
hand the mic to Hooven.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
Dude, Guerra, Yeah, this felt like a rib so hoo.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
He takes the mic and says, everybody knows that action,
but there's no action like the Juice action nod stop action.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Right, yes, yes, yes, that's the Juice.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Dress baby right here. Total.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
That's well, that's why they should have booked the Juice
the Juicy, not stop one.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
I would love for someone to call the mic while
he's talking, because like he would be like goaded into
like a shoot so quick. I feel like.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Evan Courageous immediately.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Yeah, dude, if Evan Courageous or or take Abviot comes
out here and talks, right, So, if tank Abbot came
out during the Juice promo, it's just like hey, by
the way, Juice would just be like.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
What the fuck?

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Hey, Well, tank Abbot does come out here with Evan
Courageous who's on crutches, because you needed to know Evan
Courageous was injured, and he says, yo, filthy animals, I
think everybody knows I'm a real tough guy rout here,
and I'm gonna issue a challenge. Tough guys aren't afraid
to dance, So I'm gonna issue a challenge. Let's do

(25:40):
a dance contest. Hit the music, and then he fucking
starts dancing. I mean, and he's getting that shit ever
courageous even dancing. He's dancing with the crutches. He's thrusted crazy.
I mean, if I was Hoovie, I wouldn't stand for this.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Hoovi has a lot to say. He's not allowed to
say it, but he has a lot to say.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Uh So, yeah, that guy was fucking dancing crazy ever
creageous go DUTs on the crutches and then out of nowhere,
Shannon Moore and Shane Helms come into the ring and
drop kick Conane and disco to the floor. And I
guess this starts a match?

Speaker 2 (26:17):
It does? It starts a tag match Raymond Stereo in
the Juice versus Shannon Moore and Shane Helms.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
And I mean this, and I'm not joking, like they
do some stuff in this match, but I and like,
I would be hard pressed if anyone could find the
worst one like that was like a straight up match.
This is Raymond Sterio's worst match ever.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
That's crazy. This should have been like a slam dunk
like the names here, you know, like.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Not like I know he's had like short matches with
like like jbl Like I think he had the short
match with like Joe like not shit like that. Like
this was a match that they said, go out there
and have a fucking match, and this sucked.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Dude. I mean it's actually crazy from the start of
the show to this point because I'm writing my notes and.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Like we're two segs in.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
And I'm like, uh, seeing a red at this point
because this just piss to be also bad because there
is like nothing, there's no pattern here. It is just
like literally the most absurd shit they could think of,
like right off, rip into a match that never even

(27:27):
tries to like to get on pace to tell something right. Yeah,
So Hoovi is also wearing the same pants as Shannon
Moore as Shane.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Hil Gosh, dude, Okay, I got confused at least four
different times writing my notes because I was like, I
swore Shane Elms and Shade Horror dagging each other the match.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Yeah, so for some reason Movie decided to wear the
same pants as them. They definitely fancy, They definitely saw
each other before the match, he was just like, whatever,
these are the only pants I brought.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
So these are the juicy fants you.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
So take Avid Chase's disco infronto up the ramp here,
which allows the Young Dragons to come into the ring.
Kaz and Jimmy Yang hit spinning heel kicks on three count.
I guess there's a match coming up, a three way
or four way ladder match.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Yeah, I think it's Is it the ladder match with
the fucking record?

Speaker 3 (28:27):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
That's what I don't know, because they have many ladder
matches in that short period of time, because I remember
we watched the one with the record, but then we
found out there was more.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Yes, they just always put these guys well whatever one
Evan Curage just breaks his leg on. I don't think
that's the one.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
We watched, right, Yeah, No, I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
It was multiple ones. You're right, dude. Yes, by the way, Yeah,
nonchalant junk dragons fucking running here. They attack three count,
the reps distracted, and then it just goes back to
like the rest of the match, like that bart didn't
even matter.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
So Shane Helms and Juice get into a German souplex
spot here, which is just absolutely nuts. So Shane Helms
he hits a German souplex on juice where he lands
on his feet, but he hits his head on the mat.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Rubs his head out.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
Shannon Moore than throws red ray Masteria overhead and Shane
Helms catches him into a power bomb for it two.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Which was awesome.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Shannon more than throws a forearm at Raymisterio that I
swear to God doesn't even go past his shoulder. He
didn't even like get close to his head.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Dude, Okay, did you notice, by the way, how fucking
egregious the crowd noises on this show, Dude.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
The whole show, the entire show horrible.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Like they're reacting to shit, Like it's like they put
crowd noise in but they didn't sink it correctly. So
the crowd gets fired up like before spots happened, and
then the spot happens and they're quiet.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
I was constantly try trying to look at the crowd,
like is there somebody fighting or like something off screen
going on, because because I had headphones on too when I.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Was lunching in the middle of the match.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
It's like the steiner Rin cooking thing.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Yes, it just keeps assaulting.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
What's going on. The audio was all over.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
It was all night too, like not just this match.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
It was all dude, No, you're right, it's the it's
throwing promos to Tony.

Speaker 4 (30:24):
Yeah, I don't know what they were doing there.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Yeah. So Juice comes in and hits the move one
thousand maniacs and shaded more.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Holy fucking ship. I couldn't believe it, I wrote, I
wrote that, and I said, it's you that or he
just invented the fucking psycho driver too, But like, that's
not he doesn't even there, shut him on his head
and then poses on the dirt.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
And then Juice does the people's elbow and throws the
elbow pat into the crowd.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
And that's the fucking juicy of a bit o fucking
shit man.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
So ray power bombs Elms are something.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Here, ray Power bomps movie, He says.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Wacked up Fox, that's right down here. I said, ray
Power bombs Elms is something part too, Moore and Elm
said an assistant fireman's carried DDT double T moves. I
have no idea at this point in the match why
they're doing assistant double team foots and going back to
the apron like we are so far past that movie

(31:36):
did the move of one thousand eight. J just doesn't
care what point in the match it is.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
No fucking wait, please don't forget the junk Dragons attacked
three count during this match. They were never down.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
The young Dragons attacked him and they said, well, let's
get the match started.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
I guess that was before the bell.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Obviously, Ray does a sliding head scissors on Shane Helms
on the outside. So Juice Thin HiT's the Hooviye Driver
and then goes up and hits the four fifties and
wins Hoomy Driver.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
It takes his sweet ass time setting him up for
the four p fifty and crunches him with it.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
Dude, Yeah, Hoovey Driver then gets up and goes.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
Whooa four fifty.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Yes, that's what we needed.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Love the fingers and he just needed to get more
shit in there.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
I love the juices four fifty.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Okay, I love the juice like yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
I mean the juice. If he was allowed to be
just a loose cannon dude, I mean, why the funk not?
Who cares? I mean, no one on this show, cared,
I woant have said, who have you got ten minutes
to talk?

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Dude? He's Cruiserweight Division Scott Steiner to me like so good?

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Yeah, like he's out of control.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Wow. Movie versus Scott Steiner in two thousand would have
been awesome.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
What about Hoovy teaming with Scott Steiner in two thousand?

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Wow, dude, that would be sick animals. Yeah, we left
money on the table here. He should have left the
filthy animals at George Scott.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
The filthy freaks.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
There's a Booker T town hall up next. It shows
a recap of this Booker and Goldberg feud.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
All right, so here's what happened. Please listen close because
I had to watch this twice to figure out if
they were telling the truth or not. So on Monday,
Nitro Goldberg attacked Sting during Sting's entrance. Sting was coming
out to face Booker T I think for the title.
Goldberg Attacksting during his entrance and Goldberg then replaced Sting

(33:39):
in the match, and then Stevie Ray came out and
threw in the towel, and then Goldberg backstage through Stevie
Ray through a window, which set up another match with
Booker and Goldberg that same night, and then they had
the match and then Booker beat Goldberg clean? Is this right?

Speaker 4 (34:00):
Yeah, that's that's how it went down here.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Okay, what the fuck are you? What the fuck is that?

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Yeah? I mean, great question, Booker t uh once again
just beating Goldberg on nitro. H. You gotta question, you
gotta question it now. He lost the first one technically.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Oh, because Stevie Ray through the talent, right, I ol
worked through Stevie Ray through a window.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Right, so he couldn't throw the talent again. And then
Booker beat Bill Goldberg on NITRA And you gotta wonder again,
why was this not the New Blood Rising made event?

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Well, we have a made event for New Blood Rising,
of course, and we have to protect it. So Booker's
out here, the crowd's fired up for them for him,
or it's super dubbed. I actually couldn't tell any.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Super dubbed I think right, of course, because Booker.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
And ww's awesome, so like he was over. I wouldn't
be surprised if the crowd was into him. But this
just sounded like shit.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
Yeah, the the mixing on the audio was all over
the place.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
So yeah, like egregious, Booker says after Monday Night, meaning
Goldberg face to face, I can honestly tell you each
and every one of you that I feel like I've
been in to hell and back. But the fact is
I survived. And Goldberg, let's get one thing clear. I
don't like you, but I do respect you. Well, Goldberg says,
this ship is fake and I don't care.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Goldberg is tired of playing the heeling World Championship Wrestling.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Booker says that new blood rising Jeff Jared. I know
you're probably in the back tuning your guitar because you
want to take me out, But it ain't going to
be that easy. These are my people in the arena,
and before I lose the world title, I will die
right here in the middle of the ring. Wellly, shit,
that's fucking awesome.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Well, this company is fake. Sadly, the accomplishments are fake,
says Joe Goldberg.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
And Booker was booked to be champion.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Of course, Yes, Joe Goldberg's lost to Booker t was
written by the Booker man. No, you're.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Well, it's not the end, of course, because Jeff Shared
has to come out and answer this promo So Jeff
Jarrett comes out and says Booker, t I promise you your
days are numbered as champion because a new blood rising,
the title is going to back around my waist and
tonight I don't want to shot at the gold Huh,
what right?

Speaker 3 (36:16):
Why would you say that.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Let's try to understand this. So he says he doesn't
want to shot at the gold and by the way
he says that, and he says, all I want is
a piece of yours. And Mike today on Cavidary just
I don't know where it says the number one player Raider.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
It feels like Russo like just was told about a
lights out match and he was like, oh shit, wait,
so like we can do this with no this does
no repercussions.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
You know, honestly, I'm more surprised he didn't hear about
lights out and said, oh, well, we can do an
angle where Booker puts the title on the line, but
it's non sanctioned and Jared wins the title, so we
have two champions.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Oh you know what they did? They had four belts
at the time.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Unbelievable amount of belts.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
Well, they had four world right from from Ready to Rumble.
So like, yeah, yes, they should have made a four
they I bet.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
You didn't know.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
How are you guys out? Vince Russer and Vince.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Uso here and listen, just stick on this.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Toddy and Vince Uso knew there was forecasts of the
same belt that were.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
Ship two different lights out matches.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
We're having four fucking matches, and the winner are those
four matches, we'll face off in a fatal four way
where all four of them are the current holders of
the world heavyweight title.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Four titles on four polls in four corners, and we're
calling it the four post of massacre.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
Match, and the winner gets a shot at.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
The world we'll face Booker t at the bag of view.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Sadly, none of what we just said happens. What does
happen is Jared says he wants a piece of his ass,
and he says, the chosen One isn't going to ask
the cat who is the commissioner, for a title shot,
because all the cat wants to do is protect his
precious pay per view main event. Now, please keep that
thought in mind for later.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
And it's so confused, Jarrett.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
So he's not gonna ask for a ton of shot
because he doesn't think it's gonna gi him one because
Cat doesn't want to fuck up the main event, which,
by the way, reminder is Jeff Jared versus Booker t
The main event would be exactly the same if the
title changed hands, just a different champion. But we're gonna
do the match tonight anyway. Jason. You're dead set on
defending that title each week, so I know there's gonna
be nothing left of you by the time New Blood

(38:31):
Rising rolls around, and I'm gonna see to that. So
why don't we have ourselves a little warm up non
title match tonight in a real man's man's match a
bunk house brawl.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
So I definitely thought they were gonna have a match
called the real man's man's match. Okay, I did too,
I just assumed I took it right on the nose
on there. But uh, bunk house brawl also works.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
So yes, Jarrett says, just in case Kat wants to
flip his blonde wig, let's make this match a lights
out match, no DQ, no rules. There must be a winner,
which I guess is different than a normal bunk outs
brawl match, which isn't no DQ and no rules.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
This is a real sanction man, this is not sanctioned
by WV. That's what makes it lights out versus a
bunk regular bunk. But like so, anytime I want to
be in a match, I could just say I want
to be in a lights out, non sanctioned match by
ww and then I could just have a match.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
So Booker says to Jarrett, Listen, we ain't gotta wait
till the endlight. Let's do this now. So Booker gets
out of the ring, Jared runs on a ramp, they
start brawling. Security is out here to break it up.
The crowds fucking upset. Chris Harris is one of the security.
I always am happy to see that.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
That's good. So we go backstage, the cat and security
or separating Booker and Jarrett. Because, for whatever reason, in WCW,
at this point, anything that you see will be followed
up on to an exact conclusion right after we go
to commercial. Every single time.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
They will explain everything down to the very tiniest minute point.
Your imagination, idiot, your imagination is.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Not allowed to run wild here in WCW. You will
get the exact conclusion of that fucking segment.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
I promise you, fucking funny, like there's no guessing to
be had, except everything is confusing as shit, So like
it's all fucking confusing, like you don't explain everything. I
still don't understand, dude.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
I think it's like because you're not watching commercials here,
so you just get it like immediately you're like, oh shit, okay,
it's happening right now, that's true right this second. But
like even with commercial like you still wouldn't get it,
Like it just doesn't make sense either way.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
Yeah, So the Cat says, you guys want to face tonight?
Hell no, Hell.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Fuck that, dude. He says, hell no, and he says,
if I catch you tune near each other again, I'm
gonna beat both your asses myself. What. So Booker says,
I want to face some tonight and Cat says, you
know what, I'll give him to you tonight.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
All right. That so we go backstage. Mean Jene is
here with David Flair and Miss Hancock. Uh mean, Jean's
character at this point on WCW is horny old man.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Yeah dude, okay, Tody, he is fucking just Jerry Lawler,
Like this is egregious. Like Jean says, well, and I
do want a preview of New Blood Rising, Miss Hancock,
You're gonna be facing major guns at the pay per view,
as I understand it, an ROTC match, Rip off the
camouflage from your opponent of the mud. It's skin to
win match, and I can't wait. And Miss Hancock says, Jane,

(41:36):
save your hormone outbreak for New Blood Rising, because at
the paper view, I'll give the guys plenty of what
they want to see. But tonight I want to challenge
that little fluozy to an arm wrestling match.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
You want an arm wrestling match tonight? Hell no?

Speaker 1 (41:50):
All right? Well I want her as an arm wrestling match.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
All right, I give you that match.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
So she wants an arm wrestling match and says, let's
see who has the guns, shall we? David? And she says, oh,
but there's one stipulation, so listen up, Barbie. I want
all of the Misfits and Action barred from ringside, and
if any of them to come out, our pay per
view match is off. Uh mean, June says, well, what
about that? An ROTC match of New Blood Rising plus
tonight arm wrestling? Oh mama? Great?

Speaker 3 (42:20):
Yeah, arm wrestling? Oh mama, I get way.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
Wait for that. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
Well, now it's time for the artist with Paisley versus
skip over.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
What skip this match? Am I right?

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Guess?

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Hell yeah, brother Elix Skipper looked like Digney dog.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Shit.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
This dude, he is so green here, he's fresh out
the power plant. Yes, skip over is Elix Skipper. I
didn't know that he was called anything other than Elix Skipper.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
So this was I just think of this Canadian guy,
Elix Skipper, come in look pretty good.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Yeah, I mean he's in great shape though, but this
is skip over, and of course he has James said,
the artist formerly known as Prince Ayak.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
He's just the artist now, buddy.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Sorry, well there's not enough room on the name.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
So the artist, uh super kicks skip I wrote down
to Elix Skipper. Look, the artist super kicks Elix Skipper.
That skip over, bro, So the artist super kicks Elix Skipper.
Skipper hits a thirst press. Artist hits a Northern Lights

(43:30):
bridge for a two and then Olympic slam.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Dude, did you like the artist double aving? Sorry, artist
double legs skip over and then does twisting head butt
to his cock.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
I had to get that one in there. Artist goes
to grab a chair because he's frustrated that he's winning.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Dude, he's been up this whole time. Hits Olympic Slam
and then goes outside the cheat.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
The artist grabs a chair and he goes back to
getting the ring, but Skipper drop kicks the chair in
his face. Oh man, Skipper goes for a springboard. But
I don't know what happened. Artists moved, I guess artists barely.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
I think artist was supposed to move sooner. Like Elix
is in the air and Artist is like just standing still,
and they realizes, oh fuck, and goes under his legs.
But Elix Skipper then just gets crouched on his shoulder
and dies. Ah ow, that's.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
So artist moves. And it's a German suplex for it too.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Everyone does that all night, the bridging German souplex.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
So Paisley has a chair, but then she gets distracted
by someone on the ramp. Dude. The cut the camera
cut here from Paisley too. She's distracted by has got
to be the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.
So it cuts from Paisley to the ramp and oh
my god, it's quee wee.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
It's wie dude.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
The way they say it is so funny. Oh my god,
it's quee wee.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
Kiwi qeee.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
The decision to just do a hard cut to a
full frame picture is so fucking funny. Yeah, that was awesome.
And Paisley then follows kueewee to the back.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
You remember, like, uh, it just bring it. When someone
will interfere, would come up as like a little screen
at the bottom.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Yeah, it usually I guess maybe I expected if Soul
was distracting somebody or something they were like, usually it
shows some running down the ramp or something like. It
is hard cut into a still frame of clearly because
good work, that would be distracting. Yeah, that was awesome.

(45:53):
So Skipper hits a springboard spinning heel kick and then
hits the overdrive and wins.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Hit well, hitting the over drives, putting it very He
attempts the overdrive and almost breaks the artist's neck.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
He does not an artist does not know how to
dig that move at all.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
So he just like, this might have been the first
time it's ever happened.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
Tony, he invented that move, right.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
I don't know, but it feels like it.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
It feels like he was inventing it right here in
the moment, and they call it the overdrive, he said,
I think they say they say he calls it the overdrive.

Speaker 4 (46:23):
I think yeah, they said. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
I gotta say it didn't seem like the artist lost
because he was distracted by the fact that Paisley left.
It just looks like he got his ass kited by
Elix Stiffer.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Yeah, you would think that would lead to like a
roll up, right he was. He's trying to get He
tried to cheat with Paisley. Paisley leaves and then Elix
super hits up with three big moves and wins.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
So we go backstage. Mean Gene is here with m
i A respond, Yeah, of course Major Guns is here,
and Mean Gene is infatuated by her.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Mean Gene says Major Guns. We all know about the
r O TC match and New Blood Rising. We all
know about that, of course, But tonight she wants you
in arm wrestling contest and want all your teammates barred
from ringside. Major Gun says that little miss tweaky, Miss Hancock,
she wants to see the biggest guns. I accept, and
mean Jane says, WHOA that is strong?

Speaker 3 (47:24):
She could have said anything to you and WHOA.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Major Gun says off to show everybody what type of
firepower these guns really are packing, and Mean Jane says
these guns, Oh, these guns, and Major Gun says, yes,
these guns, Jean. The shirt says bombs and they all laugh.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
The shirt is a bomb from a bomb factory.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Holy ship, you're going to get a bomb.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
You can't say bomb on thunder bombomb.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
And guns. A Major Gun says one on one, I'm
gonna be all over, and the segment ends with mean
Gene saying all over.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
Yeah, So I love that. Instead of instead of just
having the Miss Hancock segment with David Flair and then
maybe having Major Guns beat her in the arm wrestling
contest and then David Flair like turning his back to
it or something it doesn't see it and then cheats.
So at least she gets a little over from this,

(48:28):
They say, what if instead we go back to get
her reaction and answer to the challenge, and then she
doesn't go up at all in this segment, and then
we bring back the wall.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
You need to force feed everything, Jabe.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
Holy moly. So we go backstage. Judy Bagwell is here.
Of course she is, and Buff Bagwell is also here. Now, Judy,
by the way, has been missing.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
She got abducted by Canyon on Nitro and then she's
just here and they're like, wow, she seems fine. So
Buff stops her as she's walking out of this random
closet with Buff Bagwell and says, what are you thinking?
Let me do the stop and Judy says, Mark, let
me do it my way. I want to find the cat,
and then grabs Buff by his ear and drags him

(49:20):
down the hallway. Because of course am she gets a
lot of TV time, doesn't.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
She does always.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Yeah, so now it's time for am I Smooth versus
the Young Dragons and a three on one handicap match.
Bill Goldberg, by the way, will not be at the
Nitro Grill what the fuck because they do not have
Miss Hannacock Burke, so instead well that Storm and Mike
Awesome will be there.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
They say, by the way, this is m I Smooth's
first match in WCW, which so they are fully uh
not acknowledging that he, like with somebody else like m
I Smooth is an entirely different character in person.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Yeah, so this is a three on one handicap.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Match against the Limo Driver.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
And the Young Dragons lose.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
I mean they get their asses kicked like the whole.
Like they they beat down am I Smooth a couple
of times, like they do some shit where they bump
them with double drop kicks and take out his knees
and they take turns pinning him, and am I Smooth
does the big press kickout and then they all cover him,
and then he does a big kickout again. Uh and
then like he gets rid of kats Hayashi and sends

(50:30):
him over the top to Jimmy Yang on the floor
and then fucking Bubba bombs Jamie Son and wins.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Yeah man, and Bill Goldberg's not gonna be at the
w C Knight Grill.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
That's even worse the fuck. During the match, Shavanni says,
Shavanni calls him, I am Smooth, and Mark Madam fucking
gives him a ship for He says, am I Smooth,
I am smooth. You're supposed to be the veteran, and
Shavanni says, I am Smooth or am I Yeah. So

(51:05):
the Libo Driver kicks Kasayashi, Jimmy Yang and Jamie Nobles
ass very quickly and pins them.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
They have big plans for am I smooth here.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Well, he's about to win one of the four world titles.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
He finds it in the trash can. Yeah, it just
plays four world titles around the venues and wherever finds.
It's like a golden ticket to the Fatal four Way.
It is the golden ticket. Yeah, Bro, I'm telling you, Bro,
this is a good idea.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Dude, I just saw this fucking movie.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Yeah, Grandpa. So Kenyon is here, positively Kanyon, he's DDP
and he has a black eye.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
And Mike Today says, did Judy bag will do that
to him? Because we're back, you gotta explain it all.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
And then we get a preview of the Goldberg interview.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
Later an exclusive interview with Goldberg host Advice Scott Hudson,
and if you have heard us mentionally Goldberg, well that's
because that's what we're talking about. Goldberg has an interview
on the show and it is maybe the most degregious,
gave me breaking thing I've ever seen in my life.
And I watched shoot interviews regularly. This was more offensive

(52:18):
than a shoot interview.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
Yeah, because it was on a show. It's still a.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Work, Yes, it's on this show to build to the
pay per view where he's having a wrestling match.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
Dude, he worked himself so hard he worked himself into
a shoot, you know, I mean.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
So they give tidbits throughout the show of this special
Goldberg interview, and the more they show it, the worse
it gets. It's like, it's on I can't wait to
talk about this.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
So they go backstage. Judy Bagwell goes into the Cat's
office and says, I can fix the ratings. Say to me.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
She really says that, and catches let me tell you something, lady,
you fucking come out. I will kill you. I will
beat the ship out of you in front of your son.
Are you fucking kidding me? And Judy Bego says, hold
of it. You're not gonna do anything. You're gonna give
me a match night with Canyon. Your ratings are down.
I'm good. I've been diamond cutting twice. I'm tired of it. Buffing.

(53:19):
Gonna do nothing about it, I am, And then she
knocks some ship off the desk and Keat says, you
know what, You're right. You want to get me some ratings, somebody,
you go out there and have a mask what.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Cash, I said, what the fuck is going on around here?

Speaker 1 (53:33):
He should have looked at Buffer? What the fuck?

Speaker 2 (53:37):
Just looked at the camera? Is this your deal? Russo? What?

Speaker 1 (53:43):
He should have grabbed Buffy his head and repeatedly bounced
it off his desk. Fucking are down, funk you.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
Dude, funniest ever, The ratings are down. I'm good, all right?

Speaker 1 (53:58):
What dimond cut two times? Lady?

Speaker 3 (54:05):
You're scared of us?

Speaker 1 (54:08):
How about you booked me against Booker T for the
worm title.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
I don't want a title match. I want to bunk
house brawl later. I want a piece of ass.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Oh yeah, okay, I'll give you that. That's good.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
God. So now it's time for Major Guns versus Miss
Hancock in a arm wrestling contest.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
There at no point during the show am I like happy?

Speaker 2 (54:30):
I mean like there's just like such a lack of
respect for wrestling on this show that it's almost like
novelty to watch.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
How you guys think, Guys not hype for this? I
mean they they told us what Major Guns though, they
told us what Miss Hancock thought.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
They set it.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
All up here.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Yeah, Tony, now that I know what they both thought.
I was thinking Major Guns should come out here with Piro.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
Well, just because you guys didn't understand it enough, there
is more to the angle. It started because Major Guns
gave David Flair the mouth to mouth last week on Thunder,
and then Miss Hancock was mad about this.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
All right, there you go, Well, thank you, Wow, I
know everything about this angle from.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Oh also, Tony, David Flair is the referee for this
arm wrestling match.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
They didn't tell me that.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
Oh sorry, ye, So miss Hancock is here for the
match hand Cock Major Guns. So Miss Hancock.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
And Cock, do you understand right?

Speaker 2 (55:36):
All right? So Miss Handcock tries to powder because now
she doesn't want to do the arm wrestling contest.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Her boyfriend is the referee and she doesn't want to
do the arm wrestling contest and he is making her
do it.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
So David Flair grabs her and brings her back to
the table to do the scheduled arm wrestling contest.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
Yes, time remaining.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Major Guns is now beating Miss Hancock in this contest. Yeah,
and then David Flair grabs their hands and makes Miss
Hancock win. There was no subtlety to this.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
There was no fun in this.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
It was literally they touch hands and then David Flair cheese.
There was thought or subtlety or anything fun to come
out of this. It was exactly what it needed to
be in the quickest amount of time possible.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
There wasn't even any like fight from Major Guns into disagreeing.
The fight was Miss Hancock didn't want to do it
for some reason, and Major Guns was ready to do
it the whole time.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
Yeah, David, she just turns around.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
Yeah, like turn around, Yeah, just pretend.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
Yeah, I like your angle earlier where you said that
he just doesn't see Major Gun win and yeah, like
he turns back around and then he goes.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
To like sign something in the crowd or something like
someone says, David, he turns around, boobs.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
I mean like a fucking angle here.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
It was literally I don't want to do this. And
then she does it and then winds and then that's
get out of here.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
The paper face sh so Major Guns slaps David Flair.
David Flair does a horrible cell for this. Then Major
Guns grabs Miss Hancock by her shirt and goes to
rip Miss Hancock's shirt off because they are having a
rip off the shirt contest at the pay per view,
and then David Flair grabs Major Guns by the arms

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and Miss Hancock out of her top, pulls out perfume
and perfumes Major Guns in the eyes because she needed
to do so to rip her top off, even though
her arms were already unavailable.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
And this was all so so henious. It was so.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
I mean, yeah, the heat is fucking valve.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
It was so heinous that the Wall has to return
from being fired to stop this Missjustice that's being carried
on this fucking shot.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
And the big points here. So the Wall is here
standing behind David Flair and he's standing there, and the
commentary is a ghast. They say, the wall was fired
a week ago, and why is he wearing camouflage? David
Flair gets jokes slam by the wall and camouflage outfit,
and then the Wall goes to console Major Guns, who

(58:32):
is confused by this man. So he looks her in
the eyes and says, hey, it's me. And then she
accepts this, and then they.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
She couldn't tell it was because he was a camouflage.
Usually usually he's a business casual, but this week he
was camouflage.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Oh right, sorry, usually in your suit.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
Well, she got sprayed with the perfume too, right, but
they didn't. They didn't tell us that on commentary of Venture,
so I didn't explain it. So to see why you
guys didn't get it.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
Because you got sprayed with the perfume. She had to
keep her eyes up. She didn't blink at all. She
just took right on her eyes.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
She's staring directly at the wall. I can't tell who
he is. There's not many men that look like this guy.
It's me. It's me, it's me the wall. That's the wall, brother, right, okay,
the wall.

Speaker 3 (59:34):
Oh yeah, we're good, We're good.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
Whatever.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
So backstage, Kenyon is here as d DP with me
and Jeane Shanyon says, of course that he needs his
own Kimberly.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Yeah, he says, I got the book, I got the hair,
I got the music, I got the entrance, and I'm
only missing Kimberly. And I'm not going to rest I
get one.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
Because he says, uh, well, you th your Judy bag
out of the trunk of your car on nights Row.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
I'm just like, yeah, she wants you one on one tonight,
and she may have already gotten the better of you,
and she'd very upset that on money night you threw
in the trunk of your car, and Kenyon says, I
don't know what everybodys up said about bags thrown in
trunks all the time. That's all I did. And if
Buff's too much of a mommy's boy to wrestled me
before New Blood Writhing, I'll be more than happy to

(01:00:23):
Canyon cut miss Bago again stipulation. It's already been approved
by the cat. Buff is barred from ringside, and Buff
enjoyed the match for the back and Judy get ready
to feel the bag so he I guess we're we
didn't need to watch that part, thankfully, where Canyon went

(01:00:44):
and requested that Buff Bag was banned from ringside for
this match. So that's good.

Speaker 4 (01:00:48):
Well everyone's banned.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
The whole locker room's banned from ringside here.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Why don't they just make a permanent no more interference rule?
That would probably solve a lot of fucking props here.

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
That's enough, so we go backstage.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
The Wall is here with the m I A and
General Erection is here to crown him a wall.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
He said, there's no wall. The wall was fired. This
is Sergeant a Wall, and Corporal Cajun looks up and says,
I thought we were all fired, and the tenor Loko says,
shut up.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
Keep in mind the m I A and Team Canada
are like two of the most pushed acts over the
next six months.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
So General Erection looks at the Wall A Wall, Sorry,
Sergeant a Wall that says, you want to be a
bess fit, then you gotta look like a misfit assume
the position. So Sergeant a Wall waves his finger and
says no because he thinks that General directions what's the
fun of his ass? And General Direction looks at him
says no, sit down, So he sits down, and then
they shave Sergeant a Wall's head because you have to

(01:01:52):
be bald to be in the Missmons action.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
They all have long hair.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
No, you just have to look stick. Yeah, they were
just shaving whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
The like a dumb ass to be.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
In this group.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
They give him a moga ball, like, what's the fucking
point of this? Do you know what you have to
do to be in the Misfits? What's that you have
to get a.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Yeah, they set him down. It's funny that the shot
at him getting his haircut is so fucking funny. I
just very happy are these dudey of these guys get
like a world title shot or what's the deal here
because Java is like the Cruiserweight world champion or something.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
General actions get a big push to your fuck you,
Lieutenant Boners.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
This is all good.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
This is.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
Yes, yes it is. So does he get his job?

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
Bag? Well, yes, this guy got a job. The wall
was fired, dumb ass. These guys are he's gonna like, yeah, like,
am I smooth? He's got a job. All you gotta
do is change your name and you're fucking in and
you gotta shave your head. Fuck I could just come back,

(01:03:26):
put some mask.

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
Bag on, Goes Juice so great.

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
Muda and Vanpiro, layout Chronic and Sam oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
Uda dude, Muda does not give a funk about any
of this. Even during the match, he's just daunting to
the camera. Yeah, they beat Chronic's aspect stage because they
were supposed to have a tag match against Chronic up next.
They lay him out with Singapore canes. Chronic didn't want
to lose.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
They had a good idea where they get laid out
and then they come out and beat everybody's ass and
do all their finishers.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
That's hey, instead of us losing. How about we just
don't get involved and then we kill everyone.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Yeah, no, that's good, bro, I have that down.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
Oh good, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
Oh So, Booker and Jared are getting ready for the
bunk House brawl. This happens a lot. They get ready
a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
We Booker's warming up by pacing back and forth in
locker room. Jared's warming up by loading up a wheelbarrow
full of branding irons and cow bells and other items
like shovels.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
So now it's time for Vampiro and Great Muda versus
Mystery opponents.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
Yeah, I wrote chronic question mark.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
But so uh uh Mudo joined Vampiro after attacking the
cat on Nitro.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
Yeah, I wasn't. I'm sure what happened there, to be
honest with you, because they show the clip and explain it,
but I still didn't understand, Like.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
Did the v premo help it all?

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
No, the Vampiro promo actually confused me even more.

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
So. Vampire says they that they joined the Juggalo Army,
but Violet Jay is Shaggy Tuta are not there.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
They said the Juggle Army is one million strong and
now it's got two more. Thankfully the juggal Army now
chiming in at one million and two.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
Well, it's probably back down to one million for tonight
because Shaggy Too Dope and Violet j are not here.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
It might be one million and one. Then at the
very least by the end of this man, when you
put the numbers together, and that kind of adds up here.
So Vampiro says, Ernest Miller, your plan is backfired. Sixty
years I've been waiting for this.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
Why Why is everyone feuding with the cat?

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
He's the commissioner and he is the focal point of
Thunder and not Nitro, but he could book matches on Nitro.
Did Vampiro say sixty years he's been waiting for this or.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
Sixty I think he said sixty, but maybe it was sixteen.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
For sixty years, I'm free, Donker the Earth.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
I've been waiting for an open challenge on Thunder.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
He says, the Great mood and Vampiro here for one thing.
I don't care about winning. We're here to kick everyone's ass.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
Goldberg. Bill Goldberg say what the fuck?

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
Well, if anybody in the back has the grapefruits big
enough and want to walk on a dark side and
play with a Dark Carnival came on out right now,
so they're the Dark Carnival now, I guess right, Yeah,
we'll send out send out skipovers friends.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
Oh my god, that's jin Drack and O'Hare.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
Well he's shit.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
Well jin Drac hits a drop kick and air Pillmanda
and then goes to stand on the apron. These are
the most green dudes I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
James. I was so fucking confused, like he does. All
this ship stands on the apron. Vampiro and goddamn shoutout
Hair are fighting on the floor while Gindrag is on
the apron, and then they just get in the ring
and the match goes. Why the fuck were they the
legal guys who decided that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
Well that's what they said backstage when they were calling it.
So Jindrak was just calling it like it was felt
like like a SmackDown thing, where like.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
Yea auto put in your corner.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
So O'Hare hits a standing spin kick on Vampiro and
says yeah. O'Hair and Jindrak then do a double jump
over Vampiro and then O'Hare hits the weirdest line to
Vampiro I've ever seen it like, pauses and doesn't follow through,
which leaves Vampiro just looking like an idiot.

Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
He they do double Irish Whip, double leapfrog. Gindrack drops
down and as Vampiro's jumping over Gindra, Shanohair puts his
arm out and then melts, and then Vampio sells it
like shit. Shonoh Hair falls to his knees, and then
Great Muda comes in and kicks sean a Hair in
the back of his head.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
So Hair hits a power slam and then tags into Gingerack,
who hits a flying line for a two uh Muda.
Then Dragon screws gin Drack and leg locks some it.
Jin Track taps.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
Out immediately like it seems like Shona Hair was right
there to break it up, but Jim Dregson, I fucking
I'm fucking it tapped out, and then all while he's
tapping out, Vampiro just hits the nail in the coffin
on Shando Hair for fun.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
He's tapping out. I swear to got a commentary. They're
arguing about what their names are. That's a freaks up pain.
They're just freaks.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
They got face paint. Those fucking freaks.

Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
And then the Demon Dale tour Board comes out.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
The Kiss Demon. The gotta holy fuck that must be
Kisses God of Thunder. Here comes the fucking kiss Demon
and he comes out here and he's walking down the
ramp and dumb ass Sean O'Hare and Mark Jindrak walk
by him.

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
So okay, they walked by him and that was like
the funniest thing I've ever seen hester the Kiss Demon
Dale tour Board like that's pretty crazy. Got Thunder like
he's pretty crazy looking. Anyways, we gotta get the fuck
out of here. We just lost.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
They let Jill both walk by him. They split the
pole and walk by him both through and he turns
around and says, I took that as a side of disrespect,
and he close lines over with the back of the
fucking head drags them back in the ring. Now, Kiss Demon,
Dale Torborg, Vampiro and the Great Muda are all stomping
out Jin Dragon.

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
O'Hare and Dale tour Board gets the love gun Love done.
He hits the love gun on Jen track and Mark
Man is that the love gun gun?

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
Which is the loss by the way, fucking crazy?

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
Yeah, So he hits the love gun on Gen Drack
and a hair and then Chronic Music's hits and they
come down here and they kick Vapiro and lead his ass.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
Dude. They fucking kiss Stephen by the way, because kis
Stephen could not look weak because he's the kiss Deven.

Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
This is his contract.

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
He's out of there. Yes, he's gone. He is not
dealing with the fucking chronic Chronic come down. They beat
the shoot out of Muda a Vampiro. Brian Adams grilla
presses Vampiro into the top rope. Then they fucking go
to high times Vampiro, but Muda does a standing spin
kick to Brian adams kidneys and fucking dust Gather just
kills him with it. And then Brian Clark, while Muda

(01:10:56):
is fighting Brian Adams, seemingly now in a shoot Brian
Clark loads Vampio up and hits him with the melt down.

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
Clark says, who wants to see the fucking meltdown?

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
I'm getting much in I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:11:15):
They said, can you guys lose to these two guys?

Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
No wants to see the melt down?

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
Can we lose? I had a better idea. How about
we don't wrestle and come out and hit all of
our moves. Bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
Oh yeah, hell yeah, let me do the fucking meltdown.

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
Dude watching him set up for because it's a long setup.
It's slam Tony. He sets up for it, and I'm
watching him, Brian Adams and Muda trying to figure out
like how to do spots behind them to distract while
he melts down.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
Fan bio man.

Speaker 1 (01:11:50):
Then Brian Adams says, full Nelson slam on the Great Muda,
which is his finisher, I believe, because they got to
get their finishers in.

Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
That is crazy. So to go backstage, mean Gene is
here with Big Veto. Big Veto wants a rematch with
Lance Storm.

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
Yeah, mean Jane says, so on Monday, Lancetorm apparently got
the better of you. And Big Vito's offended by this
and he says, yo, Gene, go easy on that, all right,
And Jean says, well, I got a feeling you want payback,
and Veto says, tonight, Big Vito wants a rematch with
Lance Storm. That could have been just full stop there,
but he says the hardcore Canadian champion. Okay, hey Lance,
When somebody calls somebody out. You don't make your own rules,

(01:12:29):
you just fight the fight. I love this fucking probo
like this is so fucking stupid. How about tonight we
fight with no rules, no nothing. Okay, we don't need
a crowd, we don't need nothing. None of this happens.
I'm ready to do battle. I hope you bring your
a game. Kid. You're no technician in the ring with
someone that practices seven days a week. I don't know
nothing about wrestling. Just a couple of souplexes and a

(01:12:53):
couple of knuckles had. It's just the duobe Fine.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
So I got a couple of sanwiches, a couple of
soup plexes.

Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
I don't know about wrestling. What the fuck is he
practicing seven days a week? If he doesn't know anything
about wrestling storm Stom.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
Practices seven days a week or something. Yeah, he just
eats sandwiches.

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
And so good about it. Sally Veto says Gene. I
gotta go collect some money from people who owe me
and buy some gifts for my family because I got
no time for you, mister Canada. I'm not sure. I
don't know what's going on.

Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
Are sounds like you leave the arena.

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
I don't know what's going on, Tony. It sounds yeah
like he wants a match. He wants a no rules,
no crowd fighting match. And then he says, you know what,
never mind, I don't want to family.

Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
I want a good guy.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
I could rather go spend gifts on my family.

Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
Okay, yeah, so now it's signed for Canyon versus Gdi Bagwell.

Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
Yes, I mean, like there's is there any point where
this lets up for a little like this grip that
this has on my fucking brain? Is there any point
where I have any levity and can enjoy the show?
Melter said it was good, basically decent, of course.

Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
Basically So Canyon abducted Judy Bagwell on nitro and then
guy his ass kicked by her apparently, and now they're
fighting here tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
They are fighting, and Canyon comes out and he has
a microphone and he sits in like stands in the
corner DDP style. He's DDP, by the way, positively can
he's DPP. And he stands in the corner with a
microphone and he looks at Charles Robinson, who's the ref.
He shakes his head no. Then he looks over to
what I assume is the production team and shakes his
head no, and I can I imagine what happened here

(01:14:45):
is he is giving them the iggy that no, I'm
not cutting a fucking promo until Judy comes out. Yeah,
are waiting for.

Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
You can clearly see that. I could see it playing
out in his brain right here, like I'm just holding
his microphone waiting for Judy. No, I'm not got on
the promo now, I'm wait. Just get her out here,
come on.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
I can't this problem doesn't make sense unless Judy's out here.
What the fuck are you waiting for? Where the fuck
is Judy?

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
So Judy then makes her entrance and she comes out.
She's very happy to be here neck brace on because
she has been canyon cuttered twice. And then she turns
around and looks at the entrance and then does the
buff point with the pirate.

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
Going on ship. I did not believe it. She turns around,
A GE's up for it. I said, holy fuck. If
she would have walked out doing the arms, I would
have actually.

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
Yeah, I mean she had this whole thing down pat
She knew the ratings were gonna be big for this.

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
Ye, my boy, Markish So Canyon.

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
Where's Scotty antime?

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
Where the us? Male? I'm watching shed for that, my friend.
I thank you. So Kanyon, who was standing here waiting
to cut this promo, waiting for Judy Bagwall to come out,
goes to cut the promo. His mike is not working.
His mike is not working for what feels like forever,

(01:16:13):
until someone on the outside smashes their hand into the
canvas repeatedly to get Charles Robinson's attention to give him
a new microphone, which they do. But this is a
fucking disaster, so Kanyon says, listen, bro, I've Diamond cut you.
Excuse me? Can you cut you two dives? Two times already?
But when I did it, I was being easy on you.

(01:16:35):
If I can you cut you here tonight, you're gonna
get hurt. So, being the positive kind of guy I am,
I'm gonna give you the chance to get out of
here about being injured. Well, Judy Bagwell fucking kicks him,
and the balls and the bell rings. Then Judy Bagwell
starts beating the shit out of Canyon, rushes them down
in the corner, and attacks them until Kanyon shoves her

(01:16:56):
down and Kanyon, still with microphone says, now you did it,
I'm gonna candy cut you.

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
Gimmick.

Speaker 3 (01:17:08):
Now you've done it, You're gonna get a candy cut it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
I'm gonna can cut your Here you go. So he
grabs her by the hair and lifts her up and
puts her the front faced lock and here comes buff Bagwell,
which how's that he was banned?

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
He understands the still fuck this guy.

Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
So buff Bagwell hits the ring and Keny said, back
off you getting here on the breakerr neck. I'm gonna
candy cut her, and Kenny says she won't be injured.
We'll getut of this. I'll let her go if you
agree to one stipulation. If you agree at the pay
per view, would I beat you? Did I get her?
She becomes my valet, my gimberly, and buff Bagwell immediately agrees.

(01:17:46):
He says, you got the match, let her go, and Kenyon,
of course, having to emphasize this, says you agree to
the match. Buff again, yelling says agree, let her go,
and Keny says I'll let her go right now, and
then he picks her up again, gutters her and runs away.

(01:18:07):
Oh man, fucking absurd.

Speaker 3 (01:18:10):
This is the best thing he has right now until you.

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
I mean, I love positively candyed, but this is just
so fucking good, so much TV time, Like they was
always anyone, there's always a new step, dude, always assort
to God, every single segment, you agree to this new step.

Speaker 2 (01:18:29):
Yeah, I guess so.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
Yeah, Like there's no like, You're right, it does happen
that way, huh every time? Crazy? Yeah? Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
So backstage, Shane Douglas is here with Tory Wilson.

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
Of course, this is the franchise.

Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
I can't I can't believe at this point in the show.
By the way, we're introducing new people to this show
in new segments in the I'm just like, what the fuck?
When the hell is that match? That Booker t HF
Charet match.

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
It's a year from now, buddy, don't you.

Speaker 2 (01:19:06):
I don't think Vida was going home. We're still doing
his match.

Speaker 3 (01:19:09):
Ye doesn't match. Goldberg still needs to talk.

Speaker 4 (01:19:12):
We gotta like going on the show.

Speaker 2 (01:19:14):
We're like an hour in when commercials were like an
hour thirty in. God, oh my god. So Tory Wilson
dropped off the g rated tape ten minutes ago with instructions.

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
And I think it's gonna be g rated compared to
what uh the tape they showed before is gonna be
g rate.

Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
Compare Douglas is gonna have sex with Tory Wilson. That's
the take. He's gonna show it, and they're cool with it,
and like that's gonna lead to a match. I think
with the new.

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
Stipulation Pittsburgh plum match of course is what that diagona
pol is what this leads to. I think actually, because
I think Kidman had already shown a tape. They were
gonna show a tape last week of them fucking, and
Billy Kidman fucked that up and showed a tape of
him not being able to fuck. But tonight they're gonna
show the real tape of the franchise can fuck it.

(01:20:07):
He can funck with the best of them, And she
dropped off the tape with specific instructions to show the
tape of them fucking.

Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
So we go outside and kisso fucking funny. Kenyan is
driving away and he gets stopped at the gate by security.
So Kenyon gets out of the car and then hits
the canyon cutter on the security guard and then finds
the camera. Two hundred miles away and does the bank

(01:20:34):
dot and then gets back in his car.

Speaker 3 (01:20:38):
Dude, it is the funniest running canyon cutter I've ever seen.
Security guard. Guy flies in the.

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
Runs out this candy cutter. Kenny gets on the car,
runs up and kicks with a gun, running gutcake. It's
the canyon cut her off frame.

Speaker 3 (01:21:01):
Oh the guy flies in the air, funniest ship ever.

Speaker 1 (01:21:06):
Coming back and finding the camera a fucking million miles
away is so fucking funny.

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
This is the best segment on this show. Easy.

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
One of these days we'll see the montage of cane cutters.
I don't know if you ever watched it before, but it's
on one of these shows. And he like, there's a
whole positively can For.

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
Some reason, Tony, I thought that was like somebody's compilation
that they made.

Speaker 3 (01:21:27):
On that's on Night Under or something. Yeah, they do
like a it's like a whole music video of Canyon
just doing all the cane cutters.

Speaker 4 (01:21:34):
It's so good.

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
Yeah, Yeah, that's fucking awesome. Yeah. This is so fucking
zig running gut kick.

Speaker 3 (01:21:41):
Guard because he gets out of the car like so
upset and kicks it can cuts.

Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
So Booker is still getting ready for that match.

Speaker 3 (01:21:49):
Just a reminder, is the most serious man ever. Just
keep getting ready for this man, I mean, but it's
gotta it on even he can't believe all the exposition tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:22:03):
Man. By the way, what was the security guard stopping
Canyon for? Hey, you gotta fucking wait for this franchise statement.

Speaker 3 (01:22:10):
They usually stop you coming in, not leaving. You know,
they don't care when you leave.

Speaker 1 (01:22:14):
Maybe Canyon had to fucking pay to leave. He's like,
didn't pay you when you leave?

Speaker 4 (01:22:21):
Yeah? Right?

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
So Franchise and Tory Wilson have their town hall where
Tory Wilson comes in the ring and says, cut the
damn music.

Speaker 1 (01:22:30):
Oh my god, I couldn't believe. But he gave her
his ship.

Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
That's he really loves her.

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
He does well, Tory says.

Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
God.

Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
Tory says, Billy, I don't know where you got that
tape yard on Monday, but it just goes to show
what a low life piece of scum you are. Do
you know what kind of position you put me in?
And she looks at the crowd. That's not what I
met you sick gos. And it's time for the fucking
franchise to talk down, hey, belly givin. You want to
play superstar, be the star the whole movie. You want

(01:23:01):
to tarnish that image of that beautiful woman like Tory Wilson.
He looks at the crowd. Shut hell up, hey Keedvin.
That's fine, because tonight, boy, I'm gonna show you with
a little movie that she and I put together last night.
What a franchise. It's all about something you'll never see.
Just a little boy in a franchise is game. If
you're ready to see some sweat, some bumping in, some funning, funning,

(01:23:26):
I say, miss, start producer in that back playing that
raunchy film. So it starts playing a tape, and Toy's
in bed in under the blankets and franchises disappointingly, sitting
on the edge of the bed, and Tori says, franchise
it happens, and franchises, it doesn't happen to me. It
happens to guys like Kidvin. Not me, though, he says,

(01:23:49):
you know what, i've't just been trying too hard for
this company. I've been working too hard and I'm stressed out.
The pressure is getting to me, the pressure.

Speaker 2 (01:23:56):
From trying to get ratings for franchise.

Speaker 3 (01:24:04):
Right next time it it does happened to me having
his guys like kid mid.

Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
I swear.

Speaker 1 (01:24:12):
Billy Kidman doesn't get bonus like me. Tory says, you're right,
and franch he says, you believe that's the problem, right,
And Mark Madden says, did they say performance problems? Because
he's just in case you didn't understand what's going on.

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
So we go backstage me and Gene is here with
Lance Storm because he has to answer.

Speaker 3 (01:24:32):
Big Vita's fucking sandwich promo.

Speaker 1 (01:24:36):
He's got something to say. Wait, is the booker t
up that they're still getting ready to do?

Speaker 3 (01:24:45):
And Riss tape on and diying his boots and he's
up dirt.

Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
So he tied those boots an hour ago.

Speaker 3 (01:24:55):
They came on died when he was walking around pacing backstage.
T he double nodded it, but he doesn't know how.

Speaker 1 (01:25:02):
Jeff Sharon must have sent a heal in there to
undo his boots. Is not.

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
What is up with the franchise? And Tory wasn't keeping
all the tapes where franchise doesn't have sex with her,
Just stop recording and kill the tape like tape over this.

Speaker 3 (01:25:23):
One secret kid can't footage right.

Speaker 1 (01:25:27):
Well, they explained it here in a secondary but before
the Lances, Storm has something to say, so me Jean says,
we all heard Big Vital challenge you. What do you say?
Because Lance needs to answer, of course, and Lance says,
what what title is he talking about? Jeene? Because I
got both of them. I got the Canadian heavyweight title
and I got the gonna be hardware title. You want
to shot at me, you're gonna have to earn it.

(01:25:49):
Let me put it in some words you can understand.
There's like he doesn't like change anything here that these
are just normal words that he says here. Let me
borrow a phrase from Old Blue Eyes. We do it
my way Canadian rules. That's wrestling holds in a wrestling ring,
not the tables and chairs you're used to. And if
you don't get it done that way, don't blame me,
don't blame Canada, blame yourself. I still don't know what

(01:26:13):
this match is or if there is a match.

Speaker 2 (01:26:15):
Well, I guess we'll see we go backstage. Franchise is
embarrassed from the segment that we just saw.

Speaker 3 (01:26:22):
Oh thank you for explaining so embarrassed.

Speaker 1 (01:26:25):
Dude, franchise says, you know, embarrassing that.

Speaker 3 (01:26:28):
To me, we just saw you storm out of the
ring embarrassed.

Speaker 1 (01:26:36):
You should have looked into the camera, you know, embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (01:26:39):
That was yeah, we were there.

Speaker 2 (01:26:41):
It was just like he's twenty.

Speaker 1 (01:26:43):
Seconds says you told me you destroyed that tape, and
Tori says, I don't know where that came from, and franchises,
I can't talk about this right now. I need some air,
I need some space. So he walks away, and Billy
kidd been laughing, walks in from another room with a
tape in his hand and says, hey, you're looking for this,
and kid It says.

Speaker 5 (01:27:00):
Gimm says, here's exactly how I did what I just did.
Just in case you're wondering, I'll be laying out for you.
I guess when we broke up, you should have taken
the keys back. But I did have a good time
going through your whole video collection. So Billy Kidman, after
being broken up with by Tory Wilson, has been breaking
into her house and watching her fucking sex tape. Shouldn't

(01:27:25):
have including the ones where they don't fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:27:28):
Shouldn't have labeled the tape. Shane Douglas can't get a boner.

Speaker 1 (01:27:33):
That Shane e ed four Holy Ship? Yeah, like, okay, Well,
Shane Douglas is back. He it's actually kidman from behind
and kicks the ship out of me. Long darts into
a wall and beats the fucking ship out of him.

Speaker 4 (01:27:54):
Okay, okay, cool.

Speaker 2 (01:27:57):
Well, now time for Lance Storm versus Big Vita.

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
Wow did he actually have a match?

Speaker 2 (01:28:02):
Yeah? So Storm beat Veto for the hardcore title on Nitro, right,
and now he refuses to face him again in a
hardcore match, but he will have.

Speaker 1 (01:28:11):
A singles match with him non title, right, yes?

Speaker 3 (01:28:17):
Or is the title on the line? I don't know,
is it?

Speaker 1 (01:28:20):
I don't know. It's time for the matches, don't matter.
The stipulations are made up for the matches, don't matter.
It's who's anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:28:36):
So they played the Canadian national anthem and a flag
comes down behind them in the most jank way possible.

Speaker 1 (01:28:43):
It looks like it's gonna collapse.

Speaker 2 (01:28:45):
Yeah, it looks literally like a South Park scene or something.
It's very Vito then attacks him from behind with the
Kindo stick and then take this.

Speaker 1 (01:28:54):
I thought it is the Kindow stick, but I was
I swore at first it was the stickball bat.

Speaker 2 (01:28:59):
Why not anything could be the stickball that right, just
whatever whatever you can find. So he tags it from
behind with the kindos stick and then he takes the
w c W Canadian title, spits on it and wipes
his ass with it and throws it up.

Speaker 1 (01:29:19):
That's the fucking us title bill. Like he just put
a fucking maple leaf sticker on it. Dude, ye on
it launches it out of the ring. Fuck this thing.
I want the hardcore title.

Speaker 2 (01:29:31):
Hey, so Vita throws up storm here and I guess
Love blows him by accident. No, I was on purpose,
look like for like a europe upper cut or something.

Speaker 1 (01:29:47):
He does Yeah, it's pop up ball.

Speaker 2 (01:29:50):
Kick so uh yeah. He hits him and then super
kicks him and then drops a leg and gets the two.

Speaker 1 (01:29:58):
Dude I wrote down. He does a survive kick, then
an hour Japanese arm drag, and then does Hulkokein's finish
her for two.

Speaker 2 (01:30:06):
He hits a brainbuster and then a diving elbow drop
for a two. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I'm sure he
wanted to work. I mean, you're on the wrong show
for that, but I'm glad you came out here. And
wanted to work.

Speaker 1 (01:30:18):
Wrong company for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:30:19):
So Storm super kicks Vito, and Vito runs into the
ref and knocks him down. Storm then grabs the chair
and he hits Veto in the head with it for
a two.

Speaker 1 (01:30:29):
And they emphasize this because you need to understand that
holy ship land Storm, he says, he wins fairly. Why
is he cheating Storm?

Speaker 2 (01:30:37):
Yeah right, like, okay, cool, We're a little late in
the show to be carried about matches and angles in
the matches. Storm then grabs a chair. I'm sorry. Storm
then goes for a single leg and Vito rolls him
up for a two. Vido hits a German souplex and
a line for a two, so he goes for his
Impaler DDT, but Storm hits a Northern Light superleg to.

Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
And I knew that was his Impaler DDT because Tony
Shavanni yells there's his move, but he doesn't.

Speaker 2 (01:31:09):
Storm then rolls through a pin into the single leg
and Vito taps out.

Speaker 1 (01:31:14):
Damn it, I mean this was I mean, up until now,
this is the best match of the night.

Speaker 2 (01:31:19):
Gotta give it to him. They wanted to have a
good match. I mean, everything was working against about getting
them that they tried. So Goldberg interview time. Okay, Scott
Hudson's here with Goldberg and what looks to be like
a trailer or something.

Speaker 1 (01:31:35):
So Scott Hudson says, it's been that So I guess
Kevin what happened was here, Kevin Nash did one of
these interviews last week, put like a workshoot, kind of
fucking interview with Scott Hudson. So this is Goldberg responding
to it. Scott Hudson said, it's been the talk of
the ww locker room in the wrestling world what Kevin
Nash said last Wednesday on Thunder so that Scott Hall
sacrificed for you earlier in your career and you're not

(01:31:56):
showing the appropriate appreciation. And Goldberg says, who the hell
is Kevin Nash? Anyway, he thinks he has the answers
for everybody. But what they're trying to do is bait
me for the future. They knew I was gonna have
a pretty profitable future in the business, and how better
to get me on their side than to pull me
under the wing. It's called ulterior motives. And Scott Hudson says, well,
Kevin Ash said in an interview that Scott Hall wasn't

(01:32:16):
the cancer everyone says he is. Goldberg says it's because
he has no appreciation for the fans. I do what
I do only for the fans, and that's where I
was like, oh no, oh oh, Goldbrig's still heal, like
he's he's the the pay review for He says, sure,
I get paid good money, and I get attention outside
endorsements and mainsteat's publicity, but when it boils down to it,

(01:32:39):
the fans are the only thing that mean anything to me.
Goeldberg says, Scott Hall is a jerk in the ring,
and he's a jerk outside of the ring. And Scott
Hudson says, you know, the last couple of months, you
played the heel for WCW. Is that a role you're
comfortable with? I could not fucking believe that I was
hearing this a role? You're a heel on this show?
This shit he has the little show here? Are you
happy with your here in WCW?

Speaker 2 (01:33:01):
Is the deal?

Speaker 1 (01:33:01):
Goldberg says, everyone knows that, everyone knows me knows I'm
not comfortable with it. Unfortunately, someone thought that by turning
me heel and that it was a good idea. It
bumped the ratings to get everyone's interest back. But whether
it was a good idea or not, I don't feel
at one with it. It's totally against Goldberg. I go out
there and I kick ass with anybody on the planet.

(01:33:22):
I'll be as mean as nasty as anybody. But when
I turn my back on the fans and on the kids,
it's something that makes me uneasy. It makes me somber,
and I don't know how to think anymore when I
show up to night tro.

Speaker 2 (01:33:33):
He keeps this ideal for the rest of his career.

Speaker 1 (01:33:37):
This is fucking insane. We're at the end of the
show here and Goldberg is saying, yeah, this fucking fake
cash shit, Like, I'm not real happy with it. This
was a discussed thing, right, Like literally what were they
thinking here?

Speaker 2 (01:33:49):
Bill Goldberg didn't want to be a heel so bad.
He said, let me do an interview where I kill
the business.

Speaker 1 (01:33:57):
What do you want me to do?

Speaker 3 (01:33:58):
Bro, every heel on the show, what do you want
me to do?

Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
I have an idea. I don't put the camera on me.

Speaker 1 (01:34:04):
Yeah, I'll fucking handle that.

Speaker 3 (01:34:06):
I guarantee that's it. Yeah, just put the camera on me.

Speaker 4 (01:34:09):
I'll explain it.

Speaker 1 (01:34:10):
So Scott Hodson says, well, this is all brought up
last Wednesday. On Thursday, Kevin asham Man, I know you
personally don't care for it, and Goldberg says, Kevin talks
about me not paying my dues, And the fact is
I never aspired to be a wrestler. The last thing
I wanted to become a wrestler. I always wanted to
be a football player. Unfortunately I got hurt playing ball
and I had to figure out something to do.

Speaker 3 (01:34:29):
Holy fuck, Like what okay?

Speaker 1 (01:34:32):
Even if that is true, which there might be true
for a lot of people, like a lot of people's
fucking last resort might have been wrestling, don't say that,
and don't say it on the fucking wrestling show.

Speaker 3 (01:34:45):
Just say I love this business that we're in, and
we love it. I love the business, even if you wageous,
especially if you want to be a babyface. I love
this business, of course I do.

Speaker 1 (01:34:56):
Yeah, dude, I'm Goldberg, and I love the fans wrestling
fuckings sucks. Kind of hate this wrestling, thank you, he said.
I've turned into a fan of wrestling, though, only because
of what it gives me. It kissed me the ability
to give back. I never had the opportunity to do
that in football because I never was anybody in football.

Speaker 3 (01:35:15):
Uh it's very football and wrestling at the same time.

Speaker 1 (01:35:18):
Let's go dude, Yeah, I wasn't shit in football, but
this fucking lay mass wrestling shit I got pretty popular
in and it's done well for me, So I kind
of like it for that reason only.

Speaker 3 (01:35:27):
That is exactly what he says. That's the most the
same thing.

Speaker 5 (01:35:29):
Ever.

Speaker 1 (01:35:30):
Scott Hudson says when Kevin Ash says you don't like
the sport, you don't love the sport, you don't live
the sport and breathe it, And Goldberg says, he's right.
I don't like this sport. I don't live and breathe
this sport. This is Bill Goldberg. I WW, I don't
like a lot of the guys backstage, and I sure
as hell don't like a lot of the people I
work for. But that doesn't mean I won't get my blood,
sweat and tears for the sport to get out of

(01:35:50):
it a positive, the positive it gives me. Goldberg says,
you know, I could talk about this paying Due's issue
for a year, but Kevin. You know he talks about
I'm paider due as well. Guess what, keV. Kevin has
paid the dues for fifteen years and he isn't gonna
make it to the spot I made it in three,
So kiss my ass, Kevin. Jealousy is a bitch, isn't
it suck? It? Heats at you every day? Doesn't It

(01:36:11):
doesn't eat it me. I think you're a joke. While
I was kicking ass in the football field, pay my dues,
you were over and you're up holding hands with other
seven foot guys trying to put a ball throw hoop.
Give me a break.

Speaker 2 (01:36:23):
Had to bury basketball?

Speaker 1 (01:36:24):
Yeah? What the fuck?

Speaker 3 (01:36:26):
He barried football, varied basketball, very wrestling?

Speaker 1 (01:36:32):
What the fuck? Scott says, Kevin talked about you using
your political power at WCW. Let's talk about starr K
ninety eight. When Kevin ash endered your winning streak. It
took your title. Lbrick says, he wasn't talk about me
in politics. You forgot keV two weeks after you put
your own ass on the Booet Committee. You're the only
guy that beat me. Go figure, Pretty smart guy, aren't you?
Now It's time to pay Holy fuck? Like I didn't

(01:36:57):
think it could get worse from the goddamn other shit. Like,
I don't want to be a heel. All right, this
is bad enough, but maybe there's something like there's still
like something here, like they could turn like oh, like
you know, the the powers that be made me be
a bad guy like Russo and Bischoff right, like they
wanted me to be bad and be on their side.
So like I'm a heel, but like there's no way

(01:37:18):
to spin. Kevin Nash booked me to lose to him.

Speaker 3 (01:37:22):
He's just trying to protect himself so hard. Yeah, I
didn't want to be healed. But you know, if it sucks,
it's not my fall, and if I lost, it's not
my fault either.

Speaker 2 (01:37:30):
This is actually my favorite part of this. He says,
two weeks after Nash put himself on the booking committee,
I get beat. Yeah, well anyway, it's a pinnacle, this
sports wearing the World Everyway titles. But I also really
don't care about I gotta be honest with you. I
just want to kick your ass.

Speaker 3 (01:37:45):
I don't care about the world tunnel.

Speaker 1 (01:37:50):
No, yeah, you know whatever, it's maybe I want to
be Yeah, I mean, of course I want to be champion.
But I really just want to make Kevin Dass suffer
and make him pay for trying to smear my name,
and not only in a locker room, but in front
of these fans. Does a promoter ask if a man
inventer has paid his dues or not? Does he say
this guy has he been in fifteen years? Or is
he able to draw some money more than anyone else

(01:38:10):
out here? He says, Look at the numbers Hogan and
I forty two thousand people at the Georgia Dome. I
don't think Holler Nash were involved in that match. What
about Hogan? What about Flair? What about Arna Anderson? Guys
who made w CW what it is today. I'm glad
he beat up R and that's nice. You forget about them.
You want to talk about changing, I want to talk
about thinking you're better. Though. People look at Kevin Nash.
He could joke his way out of a wet paper bag.

(01:38:31):
You're not going to joke your way out of this one.
The only way you could beat me in Vancouver is
you've put your ass back on the booking committee. And
I suggest you do that because I'm going to kill you. Well,
I don't care if I want to lose this match.
I just want to inflict as much paid as humanly possible.
And you talk about it's a work, and I don't
care what the booker says, and I don't care about

(01:38:51):
the finish of the match. A r I'm gonna win.
I take that as a challenge. And that you think
you can in your head you could kick my ass.
You don't have a chance in hell to kick my ass.
And while I'm kicking your ass, you can't run away
with those old crickety knees of yours. And I hope
you're prepared. I hope you have a lot of ice
and a lot of advil right by your bed, because
you're gonna need it. This could be the most w

(01:39:14):
CW russo thing ever, which is crazy on the show
that we've watched. A lot of this is obviously bad
for wrestling, like a lot of this shouldn't happen, doesn't
make sense, insults the intelligence of the viewer. But this
is like, full on none of this is should be
on a wrestling show.

Speaker 3 (01:39:34):
This is a gregious This is almost as cafe breaking
as Vince saying good guys versus bad guys. It might
be worse, actually.

Speaker 2 (01:39:42):
Worse I've ever seen. Yeah, this is pretty.

Speaker 3 (01:39:46):
Worst killing KFE moment of ever.

Speaker 4 (01:39:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:39:49):
I didn't want to be heal. I don't like pro wrestling.
I don't care about the world heavyway time.

Speaker 1 (01:39:53):
You book yourself to beat me. Yeah, but that's the
difference because now the match at the pay per view
is the re match. The other matches are fake matches, but.

Speaker 2 (01:40:01):
They're not following the script.

Speaker 1 (01:40:03):
Yeah, the no script for this match. All the other
ones are scripted. There's eleven other matches on the show, but.

Speaker 3 (01:40:08):
That one idea I guarantee. He was like, oh, this
is this is the one. This is where you get
the piece.

Speaker 1 (01:40:13):
Not even the main event of that show.

Speaker 2 (01:40:16):
No, so Booker t versus Jeff Jarrett is the main event.
I guess technically Lance Storm versus Big Vito was the
main event.

Speaker 1 (01:40:24):
Ah sure, sure, sure.

Speaker 2 (01:40:26):
But Kat comes out here and asks the crowd if
they want to see these guys kill each other. I do,
and Madden says, which guys, everyone wants to do that?

Speaker 1 (01:40:35):
No? Right?

Speaker 2 (01:40:37):
Kat then says please end the show. Then funny because
in the show we're not doing it. They didn't want enough.

Speaker 1 (01:40:44):
Yeah, So he explains it's a lights out match, so
he can't sanction this. But like you people, I want
to see a good fight. So we're gonna do this.
We're gonna turn the show out. We're gonna end the
show right now so we won't be liable for what
these guys might do. So turn the lights down and
end the show. So the lights go out. Mark madden
starts screaming. They show the WSW copyright that comes up,
and the show ends, and then the lights come back up.

(01:41:06):
The Cat's still in the ring. He says, all right,
I'm not liable. I'm off the clock. If you two
chumps want to kill each other, get down here right
now and let's get it on, chumps. This is the
fucking world title match.

Speaker 2 (01:41:17):
So anyways, Jeff Jarrett makes his interest in sting.

Speaker 1 (01:41:21):
I thought he was making his entrance in seven.

Speaker 2 (01:41:25):
Let's going on here?

Speaker 1 (01:41:27):
Why was he dressed like this?

Speaker 2 (01:41:29):
So Jeff Jerry has a wheelbarrow full of shit. Cat
is now on commentary. Of course, Mark Madden's asked. The
cat says he's off the clock if he can call
him Ernie, and Cat says, can I call you tubby?

Speaker 1 (01:41:44):
Mark Maddens is on there Mudge. So Mike today while
the entrances are going on, says, three ego maniacs go
out it on pay per view. Gold Brig, Kevin Action,
Scott Steiner, and Mark Madden is trying to sell the match,
and I guess this is what they wanted. This is
how they were selling it. He says. You know, no
matter what to create committee tell Goldberg, Signer and Nash
to do, they're just gonna go in there and do
what they want to who they want. Scott Seiner's not

(01:42:06):
gonna play long and it's gonna be a three man riot.

Speaker 2 (01:42:08):
So I guess we'll get back to this fake Maine event.

Speaker 1 (01:42:10):
Yeah, well, they're gonna do what the creative committee told
him in this main event here.

Speaker 2 (01:42:14):
So jaredt swings on Booker but missus and Booker kicks
Jarrett to the outside, which turns immediately into a crowd brawl.
So Booker throws Jarrett into the ring and Jarrett hits
Booker with a shovel.

Speaker 1 (01:42:26):
Dude brains them with a shovel. Commentary really doesn't care
at all. They're too busy, like fucking trying to get
Kat to tell them what the main event of Nitro's
gonna because he fucking talked about it earlier in the
beginning of the show, so they're still harping on, Hey,
what's the main of an nitro? Booker is getting beat
to death with a shovel and Ghevanni says, holy shit,
they're beat him with a shovel, and I think Mark
Mannon said, ah, fucking whatever about a shovel. He's trying

(01:42:49):
to fucking Nitro.

Speaker 3 (01:42:50):
I think it was the cat. The kids like, I'm
talking here, Yes, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:42:53):
What it was. Sorry, you're right, yeah, okay this whole match.
Premise of this match was that Jeff ja was convinced
that Booker would not be defending his title against Jeff
Jarrett because the Cat was worried about fucking up the
main event of New Blood Rising, which is Jeff Jarrett
versus Booker T for the world title. So Kat then

(01:43:13):
announces that Nitro the next show after this, not after
the paper view the paper is not for like two
weeks or something. Sting is fasic Booker T for the
world title.

Speaker 2 (01:43:23):
What So Jared has a branding iron it attacks Booker
with it. Uh, But Jared then hits Booker to the
outside with the cow bell and then jumps off the
apron with a trash can lid.

Speaker 1 (01:43:35):
Of course, Jared.

Speaker 2 (01:43:36):
Throws Booker into the wheelbarrow and then kicks the camera
guy by accident.

Speaker 1 (01:43:40):
Dude smashes the like the lens goes fucking flying.

Speaker 2 (01:43:44):
So Jared then starts choking Booker with the bull rope,
and a ref comes in the ring to raise Booker's hand.
Booker holds his hand up on the third check and
he fires up.

Speaker 1 (01:43:55):
Yes. Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:43:56):
Booker hits a line and a spinebuster and then the
axe kick.

Speaker 1 (01:43:59):
He's fired the fuck up spinner.

Speaker 2 (01:44:00):
Rooney Baby goes for the Harlem sidekick here, but Jared
hits his leg with the guitar.

Speaker 1 (01:44:07):
Uh no, I mean it was a cool spot too,
Like he's mid air and Jared swings the guitar breaks
it over his knee.

Speaker 2 (01:44:14):
Jarathan locks in the figure four on Booker and uses
the bull rope on the ring ropes as leverage.

Speaker 1 (01:44:21):
Yes, because they're like Booker's laying outside over the apron
and Jared's still inside and he's you like, as James said,
using the bull rope to pull on this.

Speaker 2 (01:44:32):
Yeah, so Booker can't get out of it. And the
ref calls for the bell and j.

Speaker 1 (01:44:36):
Booker doesn't give on right, No, yeah, like, I don't
even think Booker verbally gives up. It's just the referee
calls it because it's too egregious for the champion, I guess,
and Jared wins, and Jared poses with the broken guitar
and Booker's laying fucked up on the outside, and then
Jared poses with the world title.

Speaker 2 (01:44:57):
You could have won that tonight, That's how.

Speaker 1 (01:44:58):
The show ends. He could the cat would have just
given them a world title shot, Like, I don't know
what CHA was fucking thinking here. This doesn't make any sense.
None of this makes any sense.

Speaker 2 (01:45:07):
So yeah, great shot.

Speaker 1 (01:45:09):
I mean, it's basically decent. I like, I can't believe
what I watched. I feel like I feel that way
every time we watch like a Thunder especially. I don't know,
Thunder may have had worse shows than Nitro if you
like average them out, cause like Thunder, it seems like
they were getting away with way more fucking bullshit than

(01:45:33):
and Nitro. At least, you know, they had like top
guys that probably said notice some shit sometimes, so there
was maybe less bullshit than this. Because this is like
bullshit with like mid carters for two hours and then
there's a main event, non title match where the champ
loses right after Goldberg said none of this shit matters.

Speaker 3 (01:45:56):
Oh no, that makes it all worse is the Goldberg pramo.

Speaker 1 (01:46:00):
I mean, it's ridiculous. The Golder thing is fucking crazy, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:46:04):
I've never seen that promo before, by the way, and.

Speaker 1 (01:46:06):
Like, okay me, neither I was. I thought that'd be
like that feels like something that would like always go
around on Twitter, you know what I mean? Like this,
I never see this fucking.

Speaker 3 (01:46:15):
Thing beat Thunder.

Speaker 1 (01:46:18):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (01:46:18):
Yeah, that's probably the ratings were down. They needed more
Judy Bague and the more people would have watched it, you.

Speaker 1 (01:46:23):
Know what, I fucking I should have won too. She's
gonna politic to win that time I heard about these politics.

Speaker 3 (01:46:32):
I heard this ship's all fake.

Speaker 2 (01:46:34):
I want to win.

Speaker 1 (01:46:36):
Oh this just fake.

Speaker 3 (01:46:39):
I've been taking real.

Speaker 1 (01:46:46):
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