Revisiting WWF RAW 1999 The Rock Symbolizes Paul Bearer on Brahma Bull & KOTR 99 Go Home Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The boys are back in town.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Welcome to the Deadlock Podcast, episode two ninety six. This
is the only man, and I mean the only man
to achieve the triple crown in DPW. What's my fucking name?
Jake something? Today James and Johnny are talking about WWF.
Raw is War June twenty first, nineteen ninety nine. The
episode where the rock symbolizes Paul Bear on the Brahma Bull.

(00:27):
Pretty crazy and now it's signed for the Deadlock updates,
a new watch this is on Patreon, Macho Man versus
Rick Flair and a Lifeguard match, Yeah, a Lifeguard match
heard they had two hundred thousand people at this one.
A new retro sync is up. Also, it's the Bang
three sixteen episode of Raw nineteen ninety eight. DPW just
had events in Las Vegas and Japan these past few

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weeks and you can find them on the brand new
DPW on demand app. It's available on the iOS, Android
and Roku TV. Just go on your phone, your TV
and search up DPW on demand and watch this shit.
Get in or get the fuck out, And as always,
let's fucking go.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Awry.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Now time for the Patreon shouts out and I'm forcing
James to sit here and stare me in the eyes
as I do these name.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
I love this segment, of.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Course, and I'm sure you'll love it even more when.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
I this week specifically, I really love it.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yeah, oh great, that's fucking fantastic. Well let's start here.
In the five dollars year, we got Trevin Birch. I
met the boys in Vegas. Johnny dap me up, Tony
gave me a high five, and James said get the
fuck out and shot me. I mean, Cameron Partridge, chick,
the jock Esen. Nice to meet you, booshnaw in Las Vegas,

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Speaker 3 (01:58):
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on the three hundredth episode of the Deadlock podcast.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
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a person's name.

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Last of Us or something.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Whatever it is, I'm not fucking happy about it. Jonah
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Oh no, just close your mouth and you're eating king purses.
Eight dollars fifty cents British. I forgot. I wrote it
down like it says here, writing down it all cots.
This was supposed to be for you, but it's fine.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Michael Holt, Nathan Fairhearst and Suwama for DEPW World Champion.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
It's not a bad show. He tried to get Suama
for Japan. I know.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
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quit his job as the O G cameraman of Bang
Bro Bang Bus.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Excuse me.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
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fucking other beet bone fucker at the s exclusively and
the ten dollars deal.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
That's a full time job, brother, ten.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
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a six hundred billion pounds and fuck this guy, Howard Finkel,
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Speaker 1 (04:26):
Pin sounds like a fucking great. MATCH i would watch
that for some sort of chronicle. Series it's On Watches
Matches Far, patron Especially susie fucking w try.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
To suck on WHAT i thought Was Johnny, Schmiet but
when we got to his, place he told me he
was one of the.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
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shield fist while he sits in the shield chair UNTIL
i shield power bomb his shield.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
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Speaker 1 (09:47):
W all, right welcome to the portion of the show
where we talk about the show that we watched this past.
WEEK ww yeah for ra Is War june twenty, first
nineteen ninety, nine.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
And interesting way we came out into doing this, episode
and this is how the show. Works i'll can be
a little behind the scenes. Everybody it was FOUR am
AND i jump into a call With, james And james, says,
hey did you see that fucking thig Where Paul barry
got put on a big ass probab bull? Symbol AND
i said. No jim said that was funny as. SHIT i,
said we should watch. It and this is how we

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are here.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
And we're In. Japan we and it's like one am right,
now it is one. Am it Is.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Japan, james so THIS i, mean we're supposed to record
this fourteen times over by this, point BUT i got super.
Sick i'm just now coming out of. It james is
probably a day or two away from getting out of.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
This that would be. Awesome that would be.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Sick, SO i, mean but we will have more for
The japan stories and all that once we're out Of.
Japan we still have about a few days left, here
so just in case anything exciting. HAPPENS i didn't want
to do The japan trip tour story without. That, yeah
so you have that to look forward to the next.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
One and if we sound fucking weird just because we're
just using equipment that we can.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Find, yeah this is all stuff that we bought while
we're out here to make the show. Happen and it's
pretty nice, though it's super nice. Stuff, yeah we're in
a nice little airbnb and we'll be back to normal,
here but at the very least you'll know that we're
still fucking here to kick some. Ass and before we
get into this episode Of, row let's take a look
at what was going on in the world all the
time With The Wrestling. Observer newsletter From The, Observer june twenty,

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first nineteen ninety. Nine Rena mirro's appearance ON Wcw nitro
On june, fourteenth while still under contract for THE, wf raises.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
A lot of legal.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
Questions mirror was seated in the front row At nitro
with numerous camera close ups coming out just before TEN
pm and A Kevin nash. Interview the crowd reacted big to,
her to the point that While nash was attempting to
do his, interview there was a huge sable. Chant in,
addition there was a sign posted that may have been a,
plant shown clearly on camera Saying sable, One vince McMahon.
Zero she was never identified as Either sable Or Rena.

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Mirro Eric bischoff was the only one who really commented on,
her just noting that she's he's Seen playboy and making cryptic,
comments which is she just says that, right, WELL i
see A playboy earlier in the week on The. Internet
bischoff trying to tease that she alluding to a female
with blonde hair in a litigation against a wrestling, promoter
but never saying the name Is Sable Orrina miro was
the driver of The humvy that ran Into Kevin. Nash,

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however ALL wcb announcers were instructed to on television not
even go as so far as to tease it that
it may have been a woman driving the hum v
ww is trying to say that she bought a ticket
to the, show but HER wbf contract specifically forbids her
making appearances of this type on A wcb. Broadcast The
mirrors were offered a contract released BY wwf that would
Allow mark to return to ww, immediately but would not

(12:43):
allow her to work for ww until our contract expires
In august of.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
One where she goes to the ex w, yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Hey, sam but you want to take credit for running
Over Kevin.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Nash and we never follow up on the. Funk would
she have been the one that Given nash with a
car because then they can have a power bomb? MATCH,
Whoa holy, shit you're, right which would have been awesome
Now i'm thinking about. It, yeah maybe maybe there was
legs this.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
One so some of THESE i mentioned in a previous,
episode but there's just little ones here and There i'm
gonna bring up, again like this one Where meltzer says
the guy who bid eleven nine nine dollars and nine
nine cents For Tammy sitch's old breast implants that hardened didn't,
pay so they're backup for.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Auction, YEAH i MEAN i wouldn't pay.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
Either IN Wf, news apparently the plan For vince to
be The Higher power wasn't decided until the last, minute
as several were. Considered Mick foley was among these ass
and he turned it down as the plan apparently was
to turn a top baby face. Heel foley was gonna
be fucking considered For Higher, Power, vince even your immediate

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family bought. It and here's a shocker for especially for this, Episode.
James The beaver cleavage gimmick is in the process of
being re. Evaluated, YEAH i think we saw. That we
do see that on this, one which maybe it should
have been re evaluated from the start of making this guy,
Momfucker and by, MOMFUCKER i mean his own.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Mom what if he was a good wrestler or something
of that, Sort get the fuck out of this fucking.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Show From The Observer june twenty, eighth nineteen ninety, NINE
ufo is reviving the Big Van vader gimmick for a
huge newcomer Named Sylvester turcai holy, fuck who has worked
some small shows in The Los angeles area As sylvester
The lunatic and because of a size and athletic, background
has already signed a development and deal with THE. Wf

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this is fucking ninety.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Nine. Dude imagine that dude with like the leather face
mask on or, something Or jason. Mask, yeah that'd be
pretty fucking. Cool they were in the market of like
try and. Stupid, well yes they were.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Right this Is, japan THIS, Ufo oh, right, yes this is,
fine but it could have brought him As, VADER i.
Guess BUT ufo is trying to bring him In. Vader
he'll debut on the six twenty Nine osaka show Against
Eric ulrich wearing the Old New Japan vader gimmick with
the head piece with steam coming out of. It there
was a lawsuit In japan several years ago over the intellectual,
property and it was ruled That enoki owned the Name

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Big Van vader and the gimmick head. Gear, however the
Name vader itself was public domain because of the popularity
of the Character Darth vader From The Star War that's.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Right He andoki had the head gear made for him
specifically when he came To. JAPAN i didn't know, That,
Yeah so he had that. Made the with the, theatrics
the smoke and everything was. Awesome. YEAH i, mean that's
one of the greatest characters.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
EVER i don't remember hearing much About sylvester turkais run
As Big Van, vader SO i can only imagine it.
Went goldberg did an interview and talked About Rick. Flair
he was pretty hard On flair and at one point
said he was seventy years, old and also joked about
their match In minneapolis After goldberg speared him and lifted
him up in the slam and said that while lifting
you over the, Air flair whispered in his. Ear remember two.

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Things i'm a fifty year old, man.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
AND i love. You that must have been a very
very big, spear.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
DUDE i, mean unless he really Thought goldberg was about
the fucking put him through the rig or.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
SOMETHING i love. YOU i, mean look at, that. Dude
that's What Sean michael said before he kicked. Them people
got it. Wrong i'm a fifty year old man AND
i love.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
You Charles robinson ended up with four cracked vertebrae in
his upper back From Randy savage landing on him with
so much weight on his chest during the big elbow
in THAT tv. Match when he came, back the idea
is to turn him into an, angle but that'll mean
More Flair Versus savage, matches what nobody wants to.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
See, well if you want to see Some.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
Flair Versus savage, matches you go to Our, patriarch because
we Watched flair Versus savage in a lifeguard, match WHICH
i don't remember any of the.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
MATCH i do remember that we learned afterwards that Bunk
house but was in that, match which is pretty.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Interesting, well we also learned Y. Wf Brian alvarez is fed.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Right, yes we learned. That, yes that's pretty.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
Cool so a lot of unraveling truths and and and
situations on That. Patreon you check it. Out it's going
to watch this tier five dollars tier check it out right.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
NOW i Think Brian alvarez gave that life guard, MAX
i mean ninety. Five maybe it was a little. Nicer
he was about to storm the ring with the.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
Boys, yeah So Charles robinson got fucked up, here broke
four vertebrae on an.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Elbow, YEAH i, Mean macha man was doing the macho
madness gimmick at this.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
POINT i think maybe he thought it Was flair for.
Real it just kind of got up there and saw
the hair and, boy fucking heat This you.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Say that's n you want to give To. Nietzsche you
want to shoot elbow? Drop weird, outfit Natche why didn't
make you a? Ref fucking? Angle nobody tells me anything around.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Here he Broke Charles robinson's back because he thought he
Turned Rick flair into a ref And chase's angle.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Pretty.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
Good, well that is it's for the observer portion of the. Show,
now let's talk ABOUT Wwf Monday Night Row june twenty,
first nineteen ninety.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Nine all, right time to get INTO wwf Raw'z war
For june twenty, first nineteen ninety. Nine we start with
the Code open. Here vince McMahon says that the corporate
ministry will not, disintegrate and.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Will in fact not. Disintegrate that's not gonna happen. Tonight
and he says it feels like that's like the he
got stuck on the. Odds we gotta make sure the
angle is there not. Disintegrating, yea all, RIGHT i see. That,
well There's rock for Some taker on a non title.
Match TRIPLE h ends up joining that, match and it's
a triple, threat but really the handicap Because undertaker and

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triplehre on the same page And rock must win this
match to earn A wwf title match At king of The. Ring,
taker this is still. World still on the. Video by the,
Way Taker Chokeslam's Rock china accidentally Trips, undertaker And taker
of course is fucking mad at. This he gooseles, Her
TRIPLE h sees this is, mad Grabs taker and hangman's
him on the, ropes and Then TRIPLE h ends up

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getting hit with the rock bottom and the rock. Wins,
finish great fucking, finish AND i think We i'm pretty
sure we watched this.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Episode oh, really, YEAH i think. So that's.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
Cool So Triple ah jumps take her after the match
and they, brawl and J. R of course says the corporate,
Ministries justine, grinning Just shine, grading And vince, says that's
that's not.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Good out of, that we will not. Disintegrate no ill
show you. DISINTEGRADE i KNOW i have written. DISINTEGRATED i
think they just replayed the audio. Thing of, course they
played the intro for Raw why AM i the thorn
in your? EYE i don't think he ever gets the

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answer to that, one but, no, nonetheless it is very.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Cool Jeff Hardy, Swanton Jeff harty made it into the
intro this. Point it's very, EARLY i guess in The hearty's.
Career so that was cool to. See and as, usual
a ton of fucking, pyro just unbelievable pyro, crowd big,
crowd big ass fucking logo on the trin And rawls
war a million. Signs one of the signs says save a,
Tree eat a.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Beaver M one of the beaver cleavage. Fans he is
going to be disappointed. Tonight, WOW i want to fuck
up for this.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
Time. Jr, says will just be the night at The Corporate.
Minister we'll finally. Dishinigret we will, not will, Not And jared,
Says I'm Jim ross And i'm here what could be
the future mayor Of, Memphis Tennessee's Jerry Lawler and we're
here In.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Memphis, GOD i hope. Not so we start out here
with what becomes The Corporate ministry Town, hall which starts
off With TRIPLE h coming out in his ring.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
Gear he comes out to higher brain, pattern which is
like before My time and all that.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Shit he comes no lyric.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
Music i'm very nostalgic for the tron because it's the
BIG hhh letters with him in the middle going, whoa
Which i'm very reminded of wrestling in two thousand the video.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Game he looks, crazy he looks, nuts he LOOKS i
Love china with the. Glasses all, OKAY i put that
down here. Too That china comes out with the. Glasses
this is like one of my Favorite china looks LIKE
i think she's just. YEAH i, mean if you gave
her the world title. Here i'd be, like, yeah, totally,
yeah it'll totally makes. Sense AND i thought they would Have, yeah,
sure why? Not she was. INVOLVED i mean we just
saw it on The Cold, open but she was involved

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in a lot of the main event finishes in.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
This, yeah like them having her win The rumble and
beat Fucking triple h H atmania for the belt would have.
NOT i don't think anybody would have been batting an.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Eye it was cool when she had The icy belt.
Though it was, Fine, yeah that was.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Cool So Triple edge gets in the ring and gets
on the mic and, says the time for talking is.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Over take, her get your dead ass out. Here let's
do this right. Now and the crowd's fucking fired, up
AND i was, like, Oh i'm kind of fired. Up
they usually see twenty minute promo starting this. SHOW i
think that's WHAT i was exciting BECAUSE i THOUGHT i was, like,
oh we're going to. FIGHT i should have known, better,
DUDE i, mean this is the most twenty minute Promo
i've ever.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
SEEN i should have fucking known that there was gonna
be just some bullshit. Here So taker comes. Out, Uh
taker's theme is also fucking awesome here this IS i,
mean we talk about this Error taker a, lot but
his music and his look was very.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Cool, yeah, absolutely very Least yeah, Absolutely And taker comes
out with THE wwf title around his, waist which is
fucking cool as. Shit pretty.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
Interesting Paul barr is here with him as, well and
they're not waiting for the beat drop or. Anything they
immediately walk down to the. Ring vince comes out in
the stage as they're about to fight and, says, oh stop.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
It, stop we want we will, not we will. Not
Corporate ministry hit the ring to break it up And
vince comes. Down he, says, no no, way, no no,
no And.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Vince gets in the ring, SAYS i appreciate unbridled ambition and,
spirit but not, tonight. Gentlemen it's exactly what they would.
Want they would want to see the corporate ministry. Divided
see must Have they don't, say disintegrate this whole, promo
you must have forgot, uh divide it Into and that's
What Stone cold would, want and that's what The rock would.
Want and just to prove my, point let me ask

(23:01):
you all, question how many of you would like to
see in this ring? Tonight Hanor, Hurst helmsley and The
undertaker bag the hell out of hl there and the
crowd pops and even jeris, yeah oh hell, yeah oh hell,
yeah hell, yeah shut the. Off vince, says, well not
tonight and not any night in the corporate ministry is
in fact, one.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
The corporate ministry is. Fine, well the.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
Crowd starts, chaining, asshole And vince, Says.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
Shadow he, says to ask a, shot don't do.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
It vince, says there are individuals entering The king of
The ring tournaments and they're all hopeful to be Crowned
king of The. Ring, well you can't always get what you.
Want and this year we're not crowning A king of The.
Ring we're crowning A queen of The, ring which in.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Points Of, china which also would have been. Awesome me
and the crowd of the Time, machine And vince, says And,
rock you can't get always what you. Want, huh that's
how he says. It let me try that one, more, turn.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
Says The rock wants to BE wf, champion and This
Sunday Rock undertaker is going to take you.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
And crush you into, oblivion and.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
That would bring us to someone else who can't always
get what he wants the NEW ceo of THE Wf
stone Called Steve. Austin So austin is STILL ceo of
the company at the, times.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
And the crowd pops are okay at this, point like
everyone's getting a pretty good pop, here and THEN Ceo
Steve austin comes out in this place, eruugh they.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
Go absolutely fucking. CRAZY i, Mean vince, says while you're
back at the corporate, headquarters me And chane challenge you
to a ladder, match and we'll put your title OF.
Ceo we'll take our certificates of, ownership we'll put them
up in that stinky briefcase of yours hanging above the,
ring and the first man to reach up will be
the total victor and win it. All And shane And
vince McMahan understand the corporate, Ladder we understand the ladder of.

(24:51):
Success and when it's all said and, done you'll be
right here where you, started at the very bottom of the.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Ladder austin will bow down to the McMahons in the
ladder matchow.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
Out the bottom wrong of the, ladder and the hell
you've experienced will be nothing like you will experience at
The king of The ring and then there's awkward silence
Because vince is looking At, shane AND i swear to,
God vince looks At shane and, says what's my line.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
And tell them we're not.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Shy, John, vince, dude, Yeah Vince's it's like they're all standing,
there the crowd's not really doing. Anything shane And vince
are having a conversation And vince is trying to figure
out what to. Say and Then vince, says And, austin
you will bow and defeat at the hands of the
commands in the ladder. Match and then there's awkward silence,

(25:46):
again And vince is like he's about to start tugging
on his, ear.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Like this is getting fucked.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Up and Then Stone colds music, hits so something went
all right, there, dude.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
And the crowd pop is JUST i, mean this guy
is so over this. POINT I i can't say enough
how this is the coolest guy ON. Tv Probably i'm
not just talking about Ww. Frock he's like he's A tv,
guide he's in, magazine he's a star. Star, yeah, Right
like this is just the coolest guy In. America he comes,
out he drinks, beers and he kicks his boss's ass
and he's the boss right, now.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
And he wears a chain and he's bald a good team.
Shorts who's doing it like? That someone should start taking
that and doing it somewhere. Else but talking about guys
that look fucking. Cool austin comes out and a show
shot learing and a chain invents and behind them Is,
viscera And viscera Is Jocketti.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Ivan viscera with trash bag. OUTFIT i, mean this guy's,
awesome one of the.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Best So austin comes out in here and he has
a ladder and he's got a beer in his, hand
and he sets the ladder up and climbs it and
he's sitting up there with his fucking jeene, shorts And austin,
says as the NEW ceo of The World Wrestling federation
and your, BOSS i will come out here and go
on the record as SAYING i accept the winner takes a.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Handicap ladder match that can't get a, ring AND.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
I would also like to go on record as, saying
you and the boy wonder, There shane are the too
sorriest bastard EMPLOYEES i ever had de love.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
With lawler says he's got that stinking corporate.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
Beer After waller, says After all says, That lolla says
What austin, Says, VINCE i will say this down the,
ROAD i will once again BE wf. Champion but for
the media, Future Stone Coach Steve austin is having a
blast running your stupid little, company and the WAY i see,

(27:39):
IT i might just see fit to make it a
full time. Position you could be rest. Assured and you
look at me WHEN i say, This, vince with your
little beady. Eyes WHEN i get your ass and you
look at, me, boy wonder you little. Bastard WHEN i
get you in that. Ring you can go up the,
ladder you go up down the, ladder you can run
around the damn. Ladder but you're both your asses Belonging
Stone Coach Steve. Austin that's ALL i got to worry.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
About that he popped off every. Catchphrase he's gotten. This,
yeah he was going for.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
It austin says he was in his office the other day.
DRINKING i was in my office the other day making, decisions,
actually AND i came up with a stipulation for. You
if one of your pathetic little members of the Corporate
ministry interfe're on our. Match you will be. Disqualified stone Go.
Steve austin will get the victory and one hundred percent
of control out THE. Wwf and that's ALL i got

(28:25):
to say about. It you can't keep ending sentences with.
All that's all ALL i got to, say AND i keep.
Talking well, anyway Well vince, says, no you're not in,
Control vince or, Sorry, shane lie still have fifty. Percent
so this is the, stipulation no holds, barred anything Goes.
AUSTIN i don't care if it's the eighty Second airborne

(28:48):
comes in and joins us in this. MATCH i don't
give a damn. Huh you probably should care if the
eighty Second airborne flew into the.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Ring and why Begause vince And shane Nick. Man, okay
SO i thought cool promo.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
OVER i, mean they set the angle right and then
like something will happen, later because that's what should Happen.
Austin but they. Don't you don't see it because it
happens so quick and they're on the. McMahon's But austin
launches a beer from the ladder into the.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Ring, inventors.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
But, no that is not the end of, this of,
course because we're at the halfway, mark because someone else
has to come out and talk a. Lot it's of
Course Commissioner, shan my, god and he comes up from
the brood. Entrance he does come up from the brood.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
ENTRANCE i can just take that virgin brood. Entrance no,
fire he.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
Probably JUST i, mean this is probably sewn at his most.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
ANNOYING i, mean you've never Seen gangrell coming out with no. Fire, no,
no that's a top. Guy MAYBE hp can learn a
thing from the fucking it suck at va fire warrior.
Bitch that's.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
And that's ALL i got to say about that. Man,
anyway let me get back to. It So sean comes
up brood. Style don't understand how he's allowed to do.
THAT i, mean hold, ON i gotta harp on this
a little. MORE i, mean when he got to the,
back the brude should have fucking blood. Bath that would
beat the ship out of him in VISCER i should
have also done something to.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
HIM i would love the idea that gang girl came
up to him afterwards and, said big league meet it
checked them all think you're better than?

Speaker 3 (30:31):
Me the brude fucking shoot Fighting Sean michael's. Backstage, yeah
they send him up the brute, edgine bloodied up and
beat the. Ship fuck you sing them. On.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Focker IF hbk came up the brood entrance and he
got misted by gang, girl he just got all over his,
face that would be so fucking.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
Funny gay girl fucking doesn't he's gay girl shows him
how to do the entrance and, says, oh they won't be,
fire all, right turned the. Fire fuck this, Guy So sean, says,
gentlemen someone has to be level headed around, here and
ironically that would be. Me seawn is also in A spurs.
Shirt sewn, says BEFORE i make a decision And i'll
have a tremendous impact on THE. WWF i BELIEVE i

(31:13):
need a cup of coffee to call my nerves, associates
if you, Will and then hawk, hooked Steep blaze and
of course. Outcome the stooge is This Gerald, Briscow Pat, patterson
the goats of this fucking. SHIT i, mean like these
two are such annoying little.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
PRICKS i mean they're the best at. It, yeah this is.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Unbelievable stooges is LIKE i think we talked about. Before
But stoges is a great name for.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
THEM i, Mean Gerald briscoe is a CHARACTER i have
like never. Forgotten, yeah he didn't do.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
Anything sean, says we can't just have people out here
throwing stipulations, around like HOW i used to throw you, Around.
Vince so tonight we're gonna have a match to decide
the final stipulation of The king of The. Ring match
will be Stone cold versus whichever member of the corporate
ministry you see. Fit and if Stone cold, wins it'll
Be Stone cold. Stipulation and if one of your guys,
wins it'll be the mcman'. Stipulation who is it going
to Be mick.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Mcmannigan's so it sounds like he says all this in short,
Favor no he does. Not it's very long. Winded he
WANTS tv.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Time, yes this is unbelievably long, winded THAT i am
saving you all. From, Well vince looks around at, me
shitty little look on his, face and he, says, well
it's got to be The, Undertaker And shawn, says, well
a little problem with.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
That he's booked. Tonight oh buck him. AGAIN i don't care,
now how the fuck is? THAT i booked this. Shop
where the Fuck's? Minion he's down there With. Gangrel he's
really fucked up what he, Did so you, DID i,
mean fuck that fucking.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Guy so Uh sean says that And shane, says all,
RIGHT hpka decisions.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Easy it's as easy AS.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
I pet to Agree TRIPLE hs that, choice And shawn, says,
well just like Your New York, knicks you're zero two
Because TRIPLE h is.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Bookednight so who else is it going to? Be? Hello
no one knows the. Card so we're In, memphis the
bands Of New york of. Course The memphis crowd h, yeah,
man that's tough and says what kind of games you
play in?

Speaker 3 (33:08):
Here AND hpk says The? Undertaker will you know? What
The undertaker's gonna defend this out against your? Blage what the?

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Fuck?

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Okay and Uh sean, says you still have a, decision
makes so who's gonna Be And ben's looks around and,
says you know, what that big Boss, Man i'll Kick austin's.
Ass so that's that's what it. Is it's gonna Be
bossman And austin winner gets to decide the step of
The king of The ring ladder, match AND hpk, says
you know, what make sure there's no other bullshit. HERE
i Think i'll be the special guest referee, because of, course.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Right that happens so?

Speaker 3 (33:39):
Much, YEAH i, mean has anyone been a special guest
referee as a wrestler more Than Shawn.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Michaels good, Question he's got to be up.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
There Uh So austin still, here still a, ladder still drinking.
Beer Geene shortz think you? Briefcase uh, says, hey special
guest referee or? Not Bosh, Man i'm gonna Beat you're
a sorry. Ass and that's ALL i got to say.
About and that's the bottom. Line.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Guys Stone cold, said.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
So austin's music, hits and of course.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Said, mind this segment is.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Over If austin says that's the bottom line of his music,
hits it is time to. Go it's time to stop.
Talking So austin hits his. Ship he's chugging, beers he
THROWS hbk a, Beer he, leaves And Shawn michaels is
now talking into a microphone, again, saying, hey can we
turn the music?

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Off what the fuck are you? Doing are you kidding
me to run out of this, One, Steve i'm gonna
get him for. You So sean, Says, austin come back.
Out austin, walks walks Through.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Gorilla you HEAR hbk say cut the, music and also
goes to turn around a gango grass on the.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
SHOULDER i got, him big.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
Man, Hey i'm Gonna i'm gonna take The brunevator With
austin And ganger both come up from The brune elevator
and Kiss, michael.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Drag him down.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
There So sewan, says can we turn that music down
a bit and just give my attention to Mister. Patterson
briscoe request your presence sign of the tag team, match
And i've decided.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
To give it to. Him so we'll see you and
we want to want to be.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Here now hit my, Music So shawn's music now. Hits
and now Pat patters And Jared briscoe And Shawn michaels
are doing the craziest combination of Dances i've ever seen
in my.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Life they take up the whole.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
Stage they are fucking going to town like it cuts To.
Vince vince is an unbelievable crazy look on his. Face
To Gerard, briscoe just fucking go into. Town it's it's
unbelievable and the only people left in the ring Are,
Vince shane And, viscera which is my. Corporation and Then jared, says, hey,

(35:52):
wait look At Ken. Shamrock So Shawn michael's music is fucking.
Plague Ken shamrock gets in the ring holding chair upside
down and swings it at the back of his or
his head and hits them and clocks them with. It,
Shannon vince Both powder AND i Guess shamrock is pissed
because you know he's been feeding with the. Corporation he
got fucked up in the lines then match a couple
of weeks, ago and last week he was in a
straight jacket. Set that's, right they're really Giving shamrock the.

(36:14):
Business and uh, yeah so now we're out of the
first segment somehow twenty.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Minutes i'm not kidding. It the whole thing was twenty.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
Minutes shawn's involvement was, egregious sixteen of.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
It, YEAH i mean he had a lot to. Say
one of his music. Played, DUDE i fucked over Gang.
Grel dude doesn't even do. Anything shit was fucked up
off Stage.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
Austin Gangrel i'd be, like who does this guy fucking
think he? Is and now he's special guest raff.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Again so we go. Backstage Jeff jarrett Approaches Sewn michaels
in the. Back we are fresh off As Sewn michaels
just being out on the stage and now we have
our Backstage Sean michael's. Segment So jeff is arguing with.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
Them debrah's here as, well And shawn is just looking
down At debra's breaths h And jeff, says you can't book.
Me i'm the greatest internlleag jampion of all. Time you
can't just put me in the ring night because we're
not even.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Dressed AND.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
Jr says what is going? On just in the middle
of them, arguing what is going?

Speaker 1 (37:13):
On you can't book? Me, huh what the fuck are
you talking? About jared is pretty much in his damn
wrestling clothes, too And deborah always looks like.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
This, Well jared, says we are not. Dressed you are so.
Dressed you can't but.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Me i'm. Leaving oh, YEAH i guess you do do,
that don't, You.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
Jeff So sean looks At deborah and, says you look,
fine And jeff, Says i'm not going to the, ring,
right who do you think you? Are And sean Says
i'm the, commissioner.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
And they argue off screen and leave the. Screen that's. Funny,
shit you can't book. Me, HUH i was going. TO
i guess she'll just get your downside this. WEEK i
don't know why you're doing. This so we go backstage.
Again Vincent shane are talking to the corporate. Ministry it's
good to See.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
Midian they are rallying the troops And midian is. Here It's,
vista A, midian the, acolytes And vince, says we gotta
we gotta keep an eye On shamrock And san, says,
yeah that's. Right you, know we got a good stuff out.
There dad and any, questions And midian steps up and, says, hey,
MAN i was in your bag over there a couple minutes,
ago AND i saw you had an extra. TITLE i lost?

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Mine CAN i just have? It And shane looks at,
him do you do whatever you gotta? DO i love
the interaction to where he, ASKED i don't even know
if he said. Title he, said saw you had an
extra belt in your?

Speaker 4 (38:32):
Bag?

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Lost he did say my, Belt CAN i use? Yours
And shane just looks at, him do whatever you?

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Want, man who the fuck is?

Speaker 3 (38:42):
This he doesn't. Question minia, SAYS i was in your.
Bag was going through your, bag, girly and so you
got an extra?

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Belt why do you have clothes? On that's WHAT i.
Thought this thought it was starting naked. Video SO i
thought he was gonna find a fanny pack in his. Bag,
OKAY i fucking swear to, GOD i thought the same. Thing, okay,
yeah the same. THING i lost, Mine canna have? Yours
and he's. Naked dude definitely thought he was gonna run,
out like in the main or, something but asked naked

(39:12):
with a fanny? Pack? On have we seen any Naked?
Midion we had to have. SEEN i don't think we've
seen any Naked. Midian if we, have it had to
be like three four years. Ago, yeah that's.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
Fair So shane looks over events after Telling midian do
whatever the fuck you want and, says un excellent touch
book In shamrock Versus test to night that was. Beautiful
SO i guess we know That shamrock Versus tested happening
so much so that it's happening.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Next So next, up we Have Ken shamrock Versus. Tests
shamrock makes his entrance, Again. Shamrock we just watched him IN.
Ufc shamrock came out, Attack vince walked bat. Stage Jane grel,
said it's not worth. It it's not worth. It pals now

(39:52):
a grilla the whole. Night it's not worth. It, guys
dudes on the way, Back, hey don't worry about. That,
yeah but he comes back out to make his interest.
Again it was SOMETHING i, Noticed.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
Jeff we we just Watched shamrock ON ufc, six AND
i JUST i remember you saying that you would Wish
shamrock had done his Kids shavrock get.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
TAUGHT i mean that would have been. Nuts Ken shamrock
getting on the steps and yelling is like nineteen ninety.
Five it nuts. Too it's like the coolest thing. OUT i,
mean it's cool as. FUCK i, mean he looks. Cool,
shit he's jack to shit Like SHAMROCK's awesome IN. Ufc
he is fucking AWESOME.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
Ufc, YEAH i mean this is uh what a beast?
Here And test is here representing The?

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Union? Oh is he in The? Union is The? Union?
Yeah with the blue? TRUNKS i Think, Yeah, yeah that's.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
Right so union is still a thing. HERE i don't
know how long this, lasts But. Jr, says Just test
just got, here not too long. Ago, yeah and he's
already in a.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Union, yeah you, KNOW i gotta respect That Jesse vinturn
lost this.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
Guy glad you finally figured it out and McMahon The
test did things.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Right.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
Jr, says just just happening Because test went out on
a day With, stephanie and last Week test penolaged him
off and a Oh test was peno. Logic excuse, ME
i fucked up my own line. Here i'm not leaving
his voice to DO i get in this sentence was
penolaged and a blondfold match Against, boshman And boshman kicked his,
ass and Then stephanie came out and called Off boshman

(41:14):
and made a safer.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Test is that like the beginning of them kind of getting?
TOGETHER i think that's. Right, yeah this is like pretty
So stephanie lures him out of the. Union we gotta
buch this. Union who the fuck else is in the?
Union mankind big ship, Show, shamrock shamrocks in the, Union
shamrock ends up in the. Union he must not be

(41:36):
in there. Yet oh does he have the two by?
Four who has the two by? FOUR i think they
all had two by? FOUR a group, Foreman they're fucking
tearing down the establishment board by. Board, wow it was
Fuck Mick. Foley test does come out here in the
blue ring. Gear. Jeff jared comes out here With deborah

(41:57):
as the stooges are pointing him to the. Ring you
are indeed booked. Tonight, uh he's.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Forcing in the ring And jared gets in the. Ring
Pat patterson calls the rough rover And patterson, says this
is going to be a triple treat match for the,
championship and this is an order From. Commissioner Sean michael J.
R Says Shawn Michael lawler says a Triple.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Sean michael. So shamrock hits a leg lariat here and
him And test today double back. Elbow they both trade
going for pens, here pulling each other off Till shamrock Lines.
Test jarrett then hits a reverse.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
Stroke, OKAY i definitely was ready for this stroke as,
well and he didn't do.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
It he did rush legs little reverse, stroke goes for
the figure, Four test lines him out of. It test
hits his big, boot not his finish yet not his,
finish and like nothing. Moved BUT i wonder who pulled
him aside and, said, hey the big, boot it's pretty. Cool,
oh that's a great. Question probably it Was Gang grill
had a big, game came, back went through grilling brother.

(43:08):
SHOULDER i don't know if you want to hear this right,
now but that big boot is. Special, YEAH i Mean
jared immediately gets, up gay girl, says and how DO
i get in the? Union testa your fucking? Vampire? Man
we can't unionize a? Vampire are you kidding? Me So
test is the big boot in a body slam before
heading to the top. Rope shamrock crotches him on the top,

(43:29):
rope then locks in the ankle lock On. Test jared
breaks it up and hits a raven. Effect testing, Raven
i'll tell you that. Much So testing Lines jared over
the ropes before we See Steve blackman walking down the
ramp very. Somberly for some reason in my, Brain Steve
blackman And Ken shamrock feud for the entirety of both

(43:52):
their runs here in W. Ws you do like, it
BUT i. Don't it's not. True it's not. True but
in my brain ANYTIME i tuned INTO, wwf these two
were feuding F rostein And. Generico in my, mind yeah they.
Are they're like they're LIKE a AND B, like, yeah.
Legit Steve blackman Hits shamrock with A kindos stick and
then fucking brains them with. It, dude he.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
Does he beats the ship on with, him cracks him
in the, head and J. R, says watch the meaning
of this ish why he's trying to?

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Care oh he. Does he does do the wide. THING i,
mean he does crack him with that.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
THING i mean he probably either doesn't know how else
two Or shamrock said just give me.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
It very reminiscent Of Stevie richards And Tommy. Dreams what
a great match that? Was it was Surprisingly. Yeah jared
then Throws test into the post and then slides in
and pens Kin, shamrock who was brained by The kindow,
stick to retain The icy. Title so not only was he,
booked he won the. Match shamrock is feuding with like
six different. People Fired, Evince i'll kill. You i'll walk

(45:06):
back it in with a. Gun put me in that.
Union god damn. It so The rock is also walking,
Backstage The rocks walking through the backstage and jarr.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
Stage when we come, back The rock Meets. EDGE i,
said whoa.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
For the first time Meet oh hey, dude nice to meet.
You oh, Yeah I'm. Edge oh you Do sean's. Entrance
you work With Gang? Grel how DO i meet that
guy for the first? Time Keep Gang girl away from.
Me he's gonna kick my. Ass did The rock And
Gang girl ever have a singles? Match they had, to
like when he was The, Rock not like they had

(45:41):
to Have rocky my v or. Something maybe. Not i'm
surprised this is. Happening so once you do The rock
Versus Gang grel on Fire pro and try to get
one hundred percent and the show it to, Us i'm
interested to see if that's. Possible i'm sure it's. Possible
and don't cheat. Either no, cheating cpu Sim so we got,
Backstage shamrock is being treated by the. Doctor they're telling, him, hey,
man you just lost ten years off your. Life, yeah, Well.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
Shamrock, says just stay you away from. Me stay away from, me,
Man we're just trying to do our, job all. Right,
well we're gonna go ahead and get out of. Here,
yeah like they're trying to load him on the, stretcher
he's leaning on. It he fucking flips his stretcher. Over
the empty is looking. Him hey, man we're just trying
to fuck. It help the fuck you want from. Us

(46:25):
they should have started beating him with kin those.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Days they should have started showing them pictures of. Him, Boys, gracey.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
Strap him, down give him the. Juice it also Shows
Steve blackman walking out of the.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Arena he's out of.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
Here, yeah he's the business has been, done the deed is,
done and he's. Leaving Steve blackman headed back to not
watch the. Show he's gang. Girl should have checked them
a little.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
Better don't want to stay and watching the mad of? That?
Huh be fucking? Funny give it veteran gang girl to
shake in the gay grudges Slatz hm on his. Back
don't want to stay for that? Main huh. H it's.
Weird how you think you're gonna get? Better don't you
want to be in the main one? Day wouldn't you

(47:10):
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three At Blockbuster.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Music oh well they had a music. Section mine definitely did.
NOT i don't think mine. Didn't so MY i didn't
even have one in my town thirty. Minutes, yeah SO
i had a local joint only likes or. Something sure
to walk in dudes like you want to see some? Fuck, yeah,
dude why.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
Don't The Music volume three might have been the FIRST
CD i ever.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Owned, wait really might have. BEEN i don't even know
what mine. Wasn't, yeah, WOW i don't. Know you didn't
really get into. Music he was just listening to Whatever
Jim johnston. Made it was. Awesome The brute song was
on this. One so now it's time for the rock Versus.
Edge so you say, this you think this is the
first meeting between the. Two probably, is unless there was

(48:29):
some sort Of unless there was some sort of job
match or something of that. Nature, sure Because edge had
been here for a minute job and the doing, ship
and The rock's been. HERE i, MEAN i don't. Know
as far AS i know he faced triple eh night
nine hundred times fucking. True, well The rock does his
entrance and he gets on the second rope and he
gets a. Mic you, smell what a great fucking? Song
how many jar bonies do we have here tonight And?

(48:51):
Memphis So rock Says.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
Undertaker The rock says that you come out, here and
you say you're gonna drag The rock to the learning.
Tree holy fucking oh, MY i forgot we did.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
That, Yeah undertaker's learning.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Tree, well The rock, says he will gladly go to
the learning tree with. You, pause take a branch, off
pick each leaf, off take that stick and stick.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
It st uf your. Candy it just. Snow well The
rock is. Cooking.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Well edge comes in through the, crowd which is so pretty.
COOL i think that was one of the things that
made them super stand out at the, time because no
one really did.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
THAT i like that they looked around for. Him where is?

Speaker 2 (49:38):
He?

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Yeah. WHOA i also liked That rock just spike the
fuck out of that. Microphone hey, buddy give a, fuck.
Dude do you think he got in trouble ever for Those,
no he probably drew like fifteen thousand of those. Tickets
mike is small fucking fry from up over. Ear so
business is business is looking up for The. ROCK i
feel like he's getting getting very the. Reactions, yeah and

(50:01):
Like Stone cold is obviously on the. Show he's still
a huge part of the. Show but they're definitely making
the drive that The rock is like. Inequal so, yeah
this is a very big time for. Rock interplation away
Because takers. Fucked he's out. Soon, yeah he's super. Gone
austin's fucked soon too. Soon, yeah so it's Just rock
And triple. H it might be this.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
Hyep, yeah, yeah he's gone definitely. Soon but, yeah, yeah
so like they're definitely AND i Mean mankind's writing.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
A, book, Right, yeah it's.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
Close imagine they've been Predicting mankind is gonna get retired
or injured here very soon for a.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
WHILE i bet they thought he was. Done, yeah that's
WHAT i. SAY i bet they thought he was done
after helling a. Cell So edge comes out, here cool
colorway for his. Gear it's. AWESOME i Like edge a.
Lot rock hits a line to start things off, here
then takes a spinning heel kick From. EDGE i love,
that and Uh well, says oh, boy you you love the,
rock don't you the?

Speaker 5 (50:52):
Rock?

Speaker 1 (50:52):
Oh the?

Speaker 3 (50:53):
Rock this he's talking TO. Jr give me a, break
And jerry, says like you're talking about to, McMahon why
don't you.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Go smoot a little rear. End that's a great. Idea
he should come kiss my ass after they blow it.
Off So rock then it's a float OVER. Ddt after
some punch exchanges for it. Too he, did he had
his moves and he was going to do. Him rock
punches Down edge and walks him over to grab him
in the, corner and the crowd just goes fucking. Insane

(51:19):
so he's, like if you're hardcam looking at the. Ring
he goes top right right and it's walking towards like
the biggest section of rock, fans and he did. Nothing
he walked to.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
THEM i mean he literally just went from the center
of the ring over to there and it just, explodes
hands are going.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
Up the camera flashes are probably. Nuts, yeah, like, yeah
this dude is so over and he hasn't even begun
like being the. MAN i mean this Is june ninety.
Nine like like he's had he's had his upper cart
spot with like the ministry or the corporation at this,
point but like he has. NOT i mean this has
touched his face.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
Stuff, yeah this is two months after his manium match
With austin right, Appeal you're, like, yeah this is super
Early rock and they're ready for. It yeah, Yeah jared,
says you, Know rock would make a good vice mayor for, You,
kang And lola says The rock And joe, says oh,
yeah of course if you smell What i'm. Cooking.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
Girls so you, guys first start of respect for people's ship.
Here holy, shit, Man he walks to the. Back he
just all, Right, jim you need me to take care
of him out. There you let me know. Rock So
edge floats over to his, feet off a belly to
back and hits a neck. Breaker edge is still SUPER

(52:35):
i wontn't say, new but he's super still getting up,
there yeah for. Sure so like he has no, moves, no,
no it's spinn wheel kick and like that's, Yeah like
he doesn't have he doesn't really have. Finishers he uses
gang grelse thing at this, POINT i, think, right, yeah, right,
which by the, way is a great. Finish so edge
it's a missile drop kick from the, top follows up

(52:56):
with a double ax, handle But rock grabs him out
of mid, air hits a rock bottom. Nuts that was. Cool.
Shit he gee's at the people's. Elbow this place goes fucking.
Nuts we're ready for. It he hits it and gets
a three. Count but then the.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
Fucking Undertaker undertaker hits the ring and starts fining a.
Rock rock gets up on, him take her counter as a,
whip picks him, Up tombstone fucking drops.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
HIM i was surprised that they laid him out right.
There me, Too and THEN i remembered what happens. Later, yeah, understandable.
Understandable something gotta happen for him to be that angry
to do what he. Does he set that up. QUICK
i don't even know how he set that up.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
QUICK i can't wait to talk about that, Though but,
Yeah undertaker leaves to his music after Tombstoning.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Rock a short little match there nothing you can't really
like think Gang girl set up for. Him rock went
backstage and Gay girl, SAID i think he's pushit what
he just. Did i'll be honest with, You SO i
have an. IDEA i got a, GUY i got a
guy to give is going to real? Quick? Yeah, NOTHING i,
mean you can't really.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
LIKE i WISH i could, say, WOW i saw something
crazy In edge, here but the match wasn't really like
enough to really give me anything that this was For.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Rock, yeah this is, yeah but the catching Rock bottom was.
Cool it was just to Put edge near The. Rock,
Yeah and the catching Rock bottom was. Cool people's elbow
AND i mean just the walking over to the. CORNER
i can't get over that so? Nuts how nuts that?
Is like that's when someone says that's like someone's, Over
like that's being trot over until you can do. That so,
Backstage vince And shane are talking To TRIPLE h about

(54:32):
the match later. Tonight this is one of The russo
specials he likes.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
To, do of, course getting prepared for the match and
coming up with a, plan And triple.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Can't really hear. Him you're not supposed to least, no,
Well Triple it SAYS i know exactly What i'm gonna.
Do i'm gonna kick his BECOME wa, champion and, says,
well and nobody said couldn't beat. Him just take it
easy on them because you know they still't want to
Be they don't want this group to, disintegrate and they
want not. Today so now it's time for the Gorilla slam.
Match Mark henry Versus.

Speaker 3 (54:58):
Viscera Mark henry comes out To delo's, music WHICH i
was confused by at. First Mark henry then also comes
out in street, clothes WHICH i was confused by UNTIL i,
remembered you know, what that's what he wore in the video.
Games that's, right is FUCKING i Think SmackDown one or
two And wrestling in two thousand and pretty, sure no
mercy he had these all.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
IN i guess he was just supposed to be a strong. Man,
yeah well so he, was and that is why this. Matter,
well ladies and, gentlemen this is a gorilla slam. Match
Mark henry's four hundred and a sandwich or. Two she
had to take on a vision sandwich or. Too pop
took me. Out that was, funny And.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
Lala, says you know what a gorilla slam is you
mean these two we're gonna have to gorilla slam each.
OTHER i don't know in what world was it ever
just gorilla? Slam is it not grilla press?

Speaker 1 (55:47):
SLAM i always thought it Was, yeah me, too SO
i was, thinking like military, press, yeah and THEN i
just assumed it was gorilla press. SLAM i didn't know
it was gorilla, slam BUT i don't know what it.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
Is but they, say, well this is a this Is
Mark henry's. Match mark came up with the Guerrilla slam
match and he Challenged vischer to this, match And short, Agreed.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
YES i THOUGHT i thought it was the gorilla press lamb.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
Whatever so eight days, Ago midian And viscera Attacked Mark
henro On. HEAT a lot of heat. Inclusion by the,
way it's not another. THING i wanted to bring up
a lot of the angles that they call back here
to are stuff that they do on, heat which is.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
INTERESTING i don't know how that together still. Right that
might be. Right he loved connecting all the, shows which
IS i don't mind that at. All, NO i don't.
Reason you, know they don't want to watch heat maybe.
Something at this, point we haven't got to the draft.
Yet so, yeah, sure oh, no, yeah you're.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
Right so eight days, Ago Midian invistor Attacked Mark henro
On Heat investor splashed him a ton of times And Jared.
Shure this match came about When Marketing challenge Vishra Mark
henry's typper. Match he thought of this match and he named.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
It All, right.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
You guys booked, it you put it together. Together Sean
michaels was booked. It uh so, yeah now gorilla slam.
Match the only way to win the gorilla slam your, opponent,
right WHICH.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
I was like a move. Match they do this IN
wcw And rousseau's there. Too this is a rooster. THING
i gotta, say, THOUGH i was. Intrigued. DUDE i, mean
if it's, like if it's like a fight like this
with two guys that are this, big, yeah and like
the premises who can literally lift some press or somebody. Up,
YEAH i guess not. Press it would just BE i

(57:22):
don't know what you would call, it, yeah do the,
move but, YEAH i mean the idea of it is
pretty INTEREST i would tune in IF i if someone,
said hey, man there's like two four hundred pound behemoths
and sandwich and they're, yeah and they're gonna beat the
funk out of each. Other let me check this, out
especially back, then you, know sure it's either Bart simpson or.
This i'm how MIGHT i switch back To Bartie simpson?
After but, Like i'm checking this out. ALSO i don't

(57:43):
know what they said on commentary before the match. Started
it was right before it, started But lawler gave the
most baby girl sounding yeah To jr's Comment i've ever.
Heard he was. Right. YEAH i was, like, wow, okay
that was. Cheap So viscera hits a shoulder tackle and
Bumps Mark henry couldn't believe they went straight to.

Speaker 4 (58:02):
That.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
UNBELIEVABLE i guess the idea is that they're both big
enough to knock each other, over who is big enough
to pick the other. One Mark henry then hits a
jumping shoulder tackle and Bumps viscera kills. Them Mark henry
then picks Up, viscera but runs out of stamina as
he was holding.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Him.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Damn viscera then misses an elbow drop classic big man
spot of, course And Mark henry hits a leg.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
Drop he went by the, way just going back for a.
Second when Fucking henry tried to pick Up viscera and drop.
DOWN i Swore Mark henry blues fucking knee.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
Out that would. Suck he.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
Crumbles it's not like they do like The Big, man
like he just lays on him, flat like on top of.
Him they kind of just fucking both fall like. Shit
AND i Swore Mark henry was, hurt but thankfully.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
NOT i think at this Time Mark henry held like
the raw squat record for like Big men or. Something.
This So Mark henry goes to the second rope and
Then viscera grabs him and spikes him headfirst into the
fucking matt. Man why why Was Mark henry going to
the second. Rope he had a big idea. Slash he
was going for the beast more TOAs mother and bomb

(59:08):
off the. Top, wow he had big dreams That Mark.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
Henry mark goes to the Second viscera just walks, up
punches in the gut and then as you, Said gorilla
presses him headfirst into the fucking. Ground jarra, says, Uh
Mark henry want to a check and turnbuckle for.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
WHAT i don't. Know he didn't know about The Beast morta's.
Bomb so a guy in time machine should have told.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
HIM i was in the crowd, yelling So viscera then
hits a Leg drop matches, Over Drop, yeah hits a,
leg drop and pushes the ref and he climbs up
because he also wants to go for the Beast mortas.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
BOMB i couldn't fucking believe.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
It he shoves the ref, down Rolls Mark henry, over
and then g's. Up he signals that he's headed to the,
top and my brain is going one thousand miles an, hour,
like what the fuck could you possibly be doing up?
Here and he's doing is getting himself in his position
Because Dela brown runs out to make the save and
he cuts Off fitzra and Then dilo And Mark henry

(01:00:07):
both double mother f and bombing off the top, rope
And jared.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
Goes shook the fucking, Floor fu fat yeah Text kang
and Then midion comes down the ring with clothes. On
Cy fuck's wrong with? You P minia comes out and

(01:00:31):
hits him with some kind of title what do you?
Do how crazy was? That jared, said what kind of
bell is? That what do you? Mean there's a? Lot,
yeah what? Broes what was she hitting him? With never
seen that? Ever So i'm gonna chalk it up to
the screens were so little he can't see the, ring et,

(01:00:52):
cetera et. Cetera to ignore, IT i think because the
title this is real to. Me i'm, SORRY i Disrespect
i'm a belt mark.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
Championship so From, wikipedia The european title was briefly In
april ninety nine by then Champion chaane, McMahon who retired
the title because he wanted to retire as undefeated. Champion
then it was reintroduced two months later and given To,
midian who saw it in the change travel bag and asked.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
If he could have. It, so you're not does this
With Eric? Young also he does it With Jim duggan
and the heart. Time, oh you're, right, yeah this IS
i guess he does not give a fuck about these
are props, crazy but, yeah so motherfuckers died for that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
Belt you're not supposed to know what this is, YET i,
guess which doesn't make any sense because, like why?

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Not, YEAH i don't, know want to be a? Waterfuck
Dos medion have The european? Title like every one in
this match would won it was a. Champion, sure expocket
ran down.

Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
Here, YEAH i Mean jared called Every european title much,
ever Probably oh you're, right, yeah not a majority of.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Them So de La brown was The king Of europe
With Mark. HENRY i don't know. That does that happened?
Yet maybe it. Has OH i don't know if it's. Coming,
YEAH i don't.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
Know, uh but, yeah So midian Is European champion because
he was giving.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
It this is why this company in the damn shape
it is as a bullshit like, this it's just is your.
Deal so we go. Backstage Michael cole is here and, Says,
beaver Missus, cleavage, tonight you got a big match Against.

(01:02:35):
Meat what is fucking going? On that's What beaver.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
Says, yeah well you got a match With, meat and
Beaver cleavage, says why DON'T i have to wrestle a
guy Named?

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
Meat he's why is my? Name Beaver?

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
Cleavage he's nuzzling into his mom's breasts right because they have,
sex right and uh and then he stands up and
he takes his hat off and, SAYS I i can't do,
this and some woman off off screen, says.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
Chess, chess we're, live chazz cheszz, bucket put the hat on.
Me we're doing.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
Live fuck, it and Beaver cleavage walks off camera And jared,
says what the hell we got to?

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
COMMERCIAL i thought that was going to be the end of,
it but they talk about it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
HERE i can't believe they followed. Up they come back
from commercial and J. R we got to shot a
commentary AND. Jr, says you could shaved you to prehaps
philosophical or creative. Differences but the meat Beaver cleavage match
tonight is going to take, place And lala, Says, oh
that's great thing about LIVE. Tv, Jesshu, well back to
the drawing. BOARD i guess this is the end of Beaver,

(01:03:46):
CLEAVAGE i. Assume and he goes into Being chazz with
the boxers doing the burning, hammer.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
Right so where do you? Think, like so you think
he just saw Like kobashi and he did the burning
hammer and he, Said i'm fucking done with Beaver, Cleveland
like it's, over, Man like you can't fucking make me
do this. Shit you tell Missus cleaves to get the

(01:04:13):
fuck out of. Here, man take this, Hat take this
stupid fucking. HAT i have an. Idea he starts coming
out with a big puffy orange, jacket all holy shit.
Awesome he comes out with the big orange jacket on
and they go on. Commentary It's jazz.

Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
So On june twenty, eighth so this is the next.
Week jazz ridiculed the beaver clevageimmack and identified Missus cleavage
as his Girlfriend marianna Kom loss in a shoot style.
Interview then they feuded With meat And Prince, albert and
then he leaves his girlfriend on heat and she begged
him to take her back throughout the. Night oh and

(01:04:54):
then they do the fucking angle where they say he beat.
Her that's, Right Jesus.

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
Scott, yeah COULD i just wrestle or could you see
them fucking burning ham Beaver cleveland is a, dumb, dumb,
dumb fucking. Gimmick, yeah this guy who just wanted to
Do Bernie hammers At sleeper Sup plexes and you made
him fuck his. Mom he was and like someone has
to pay for. That you can't get away with this shit.

(01:05:20):
Anymore and if you need gang girl to handle, this
will you tell him what to? Do get? Girl WILL
fu take it up with? Them my? Problems you so
Stone cold's, Walking he don't give a. Fuck you don't
even know who Beaver cleves. Is no if he sees Beaver,
cleve which he's gonna fuck it. Mob you got a mom.
Shine so now it's time for Stone Cold Steve austin
versus The big Boss.

Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
Man, yes special guest Refs Shawn. Michaels shawn comes, out
of course in the tiny shorts and The Shawn Michaels
Wrestling academy shirt one nine hundred thirty two train.

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
Nice yeah a. Call guess who's? There who's? There Thank danielson's, There,
Thanky thank he's. There, Yeah thank he's. There that's. Cool
and they Said sean was never done. There john was not.
There He spanky just hit the. Road. Uh there's a
sign out there that looks like a street sign that
SAYS jarboni. DRIVE i, thought so Stone cold comes out.

(01:06:14):
Here this is the most Stone cold has ever looked
like Stone. Cold.

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
Dude he is unbelievably stone cold here he starts to
fight with the Vest on.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
Dude that's. AWESOME i love. It this is an iconic
look for me WHEN i think of Stone, COLD i
might actually think of this look like right, Away Like
i'm just thinking when he came out like this song
with his attitude dialed, in like right here it's just
like it radiates off the screen and you're, like, wow holy.
FUCK i mean that's not even a, gimmick that's just yeah.
Ship you, Know like that's the key to wrestling is

(01:06:43):
if you can nail the presentation like this doesn't matter
what you it doesn't gimmick doesn't have to be like
fuck that that. Yeah but like you, know If Beaver
cleaves came out here and really fucked his, mom.

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
Then, like shit would have Been, wow that dude fucks his,
mom and we got that if you if you give
make me believe.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
It nobody fucks their mom as much as this. Guy it's.
Impossible you.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
KNOW i feel the same way About. Viscera he did
have that WHERE i felt like he fucked your.

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
Ass nobuddy Fucked Rob conway better Than, VISCERA i promise.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
You.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
So. Uh Steve austin punches Boss man and Boss man.
Powders if you're facing Boss man in this, era especially
when he's in the, corporation you are going to get
a territory. Match you're getting a territory match and he's
sliding out under the ropes and punching you, dead and
shit works for, me AND i love. It So vince
And shane come to bring a ladder down the, ramp
the corporate, ladder of, course and it is unbelievably funny

(01:07:42):
watching these two guys try to carry this ladder around
this run. Struggle it is because they have to carry
it around the ring to. Commentary So austin comes from
behind And glomb's Boss man And Vincent shane run, away
leaving the. Ladder of. Course austin then uses the ladder
on Boss man and throws Boss man into the to
hit a double axe. Handle my, GOOD i, mean what

(01:08:04):
else is gonna? Do vince And shane are once again
bringing this ladder down to the. Spot they had to
reassess the situation Because austin chason. Away they ran to the.
Back So lawler then, says, Hey, vince come on over,
here come, here, Dude oh my. God J. R says,
Oh brench come over. Here. Yeah lawler, says shut, Up

(01:08:31):
We're memphis, bitch you. Know oh, FUCK i finally come
over to. Back So shane gets on commentary after they
set this ladder up and, says, Yeah, king what's? Up?
Hey vince is also now standing like on the. Ladder.

(01:08:57):
Yeah he sets the ladder up beside commentary and he's
standing on it. Right, Interesting, Steve austin Boss man are
now fighting outside the. Ring of. Course austin throws Boss
man into the table and then walks over and flips
the ladder That vince is, on And vince takes a
huge bump on the announced.

Speaker 3 (01:09:16):
Table throws his arms back, crazy lands on the table.
Table did the table, break?

Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
DUDE i don't think it. Did and he landed on the.

Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
Monitors he just it's not like set up for. Anything
he just lands on her ah and dies and then.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
They go back to the. Match fucking crash and.

Speaker 3 (01:09:32):
Burn that was, awesome cool, SHIT i, mean funny idea great, Execution,
yeah just. Tremendous. Uh bosman then Sends austin back inside
And jared, says you, KNOW i don't know if he's all, right, Dude,
kang why don't you go give him out of? MOUTH
i don't. Care mic isn't, Working oh, good shut the
fuck up, Dead so, yeah Case mike is legit not,

(01:09:55):
working Boss.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
Man yeah. Yeah Boss man Has austin a camera clutch,
now But austin works. Up. Uh, Sadly bossman hits an
elbow and brings him back down into a nerve. Hold.
Uh lawler, says, uh go go check on MISTER mnd
and see if he's, okay and just, Says i'm. Busy
you check on, Him you fix my fucking, Mother my?
Mother where do you?

Speaker 4 (01:10:17):
Go my?

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
Mother so Boss man nerve holds him and now he's
yelling at the. Fans of course you're gonna get that territory.
Work that's. Awesome bossman's. Great he is for this specific.
Stuff he is very very good at. It austin and
Boss man double, clothesline double. Down vince gets on the
headset and says that Damn ladder's. Busted my bag is

(01:10:39):
bossed that what could you?

Speaker 5 (01:10:43):
Fix my?

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
Mother? Shut, YEAH i try to shut. Up So austin
hits the thirds press and the elbow drop with theatrics
for a two Tremendous austin does An irish whip into a.
Gutkick oh hell, yeah he did it a. Lot it's.
Awesome it gives the crowd time to register because like

(01:11:04):
if he just kicks, them it's like, quick but he
gives them the iris. Swoop they, know like the gutkick
is covering the. Shore, Okay So austin goes for the,
stunner but Boss man reverses. It is this the one
where he pushes him off the back like that? One,
YEAH hbk is distracted By vince when the FUCK hbk
come out, here he's the. Ref holy, FUCK i totally
forgot he. Was, YEAH hbk is in the. Ring he's

(01:11:27):
like now on the apron arguing With vince Because vince
is talking ship and Bos won gets a night. Stick,
okay SO hpk is distracted By. Vince Boss man goes
to use the night, stick But austin hits the, stunner
gets the three and wins the.

Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
Match huge fucking pop for this, move, ever, Dude like
what a goddamn a great finish to fun little, match
And vince is pissed on Comment YEAH i can't do,
That And vince fucking charges over and grabs ladder beside
the commentary and he's talking To austin And austin picks
up the night stick and at the corporate ministry is
how up? In Boss man to the back And Vincent

(01:12:02):
chane also leave up the ramp and this is so fucking, Funny.
Austin they Throw austin a. Beer but he's asking for the,
Mic so to ask for the, mic he's holding the
night stick and he fucking uses the nightstick as a
mic and says give me.

Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
That was.

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
Awesome And austin gets an actual mic and, says bitch
you in that shun of a bitch are, Next.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
And that's ALL i have to say.

Speaker 3 (01:12:24):
About and now he calls for. Beers So austin drinks some.
Beers crowd goes. NUTS hbk drinks a beer, Too, Dude
austin smashes two beers on his head and drinks them
on the top of his. Head, yes this is a
real beer. Batch it's been a long. Night bring no
Vampire warrior down.

Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
Here that was during the. Break so during the, break
The Corporate ministry kicked Boss man's ass. Backstage So Steve
AUSON hbk get beers and Boss man gets his ass.

Speaker 3 (01:12:56):
Kick they're stopping him out literally in the. Hallway it's
not like in the Corporate ministry locker. Room he's in
the hallway getting stomped out by viscera midian the Acolytes
shane And. Vince shane And vince are also taking shots at.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
Him, VINCE i swear To god was throwing punches at
him And shane was going, yeah, yeah slapping the ship
out of. Him, Ben, yeah like what the, fuck poor boss?
Man you know how it goes with the corporate ministry
blood and blood. OUT i GUESS i guess that is.
True And, MIDIAN i wish media was naked here stopping.
About that would be. GREAT i, mean that would have
changed my. Life so now it's time For valvenus Versus Prince.

(01:13:32):
ALBERT I i Don't i'm not into this era Of
Prince albert by the, way like into as in you
don't like, like, YEAH i think THE i think the
tattoo stuff was kind of corny AND i think like
he didn't have anything that made him, cool, Right so
LIKE i THINK i remember it a, lot though no
because it's it's a rememberable or a memorable gimming that,

(01:13:54):
way but, no like it wasn't a tins best. Gim,
YES i think a trains a mean kick fucking.

Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
Ass but as we, Said valvenus is here this, GAME i,
mean this whole fucking segment, here by the, way is like,
Death like no one could care less about, This.

Speaker 1 (01:14:09):
Okay so this segment is. Dead the reason this segment
is dead is because they just saw the. Rock they
just Saw Steve AUSTIN Hbk Undertaker TRIPLE h was. Here,
YEAH i don't want to fucking See.

Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
Valvenus, Well valvenus is here and he storms the. Ring he, Says,
prichard send them out.

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
Now, Jimmy jimmy too, Much jimmy Valve, Yeah prichard as
In Bruce. Richard of course it's a shoot pulling the.

Speaker 3 (01:14:42):
Shoe so he, no no Typical valvenus from he's pissed
here and he's podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
Guy richard tell, him.

Speaker 3 (01:14:50):
Uh So albert And, draws come out. Here It's prince
it's supposed to Be. Valvinus Prince Albert draws is at.
Ringside albert ski is fucking insane, looking by the. Way,
yeah it's got a big zipper just. Pressed you can unzip.
Him you can Unzipp jarry, says, well vow shitty was
going to Use Prince albert's body like a. Canvas earlier,
Night Prince Albert picture And Picture promo, said DO i

(01:15:11):
like to look like the type of person that's afraid
of being a?

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
Canvas?

Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
AM i the type of person that's afraid of? Pain
while this picture and picture promo's. HAPPENED i guess they
didn't know this was going to happen here Because valvinus
dives on top Of draws And albert and it cuts
off the.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
Promo just didn't. Care it didn't give a. Fuck so
it's supposed to be a. Match Prince albert comes out
here with the. Tongue, Yeah dras was. Random draws is his,
Boy Prince albert's The Pierce sky And draws is also
of the. Peers hungry he throws, off.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
So.

Speaker 1 (01:15:46):
Jr says they gave him a nose. Piercing it's a
nice one. Too, YEAH i mean that's NOT i mean
they could have gave him a shitty, one, Right, yeah
instead they just gave him a nice. One all. Right
maybe that was just like a, test, like, okay the
next one costs, money that one's. Free, ah, sure but
the next one has to be your. PENIS i don't like, it,

(01:16:08):
alright it doesn't matter what you.

Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
Like So venus Handcuffs draws to the. Post yeah he
dove on. Him Send albert into the, ring hit the money.
Shot Handcuffs albert to the bottom. Rope the fuck is going?

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
On So valvenus then goes to open the, briefcase which
is holding all the stuff for, tattooing of, course and
he can't figure out how to fucking open.

Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
It he can super not open, it and he's taking.
Forever he's doing his best to go into the piercing
and tattooing, kit and J. R, says how much did
you pay for your?

Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
Piercing? King is are the?

Speaker 3 (01:16:42):
Expensive And lawa, says you want to see? Mine And jared, says, No,
val as you, said goes into the piercing and tattooing.
Kit it takes some fucking forever to open this, thing
And valvenus has a tattoo, gun and not only does
he has a tattoo, gun but now he's pulling Out
Prince albert's S so val dips the tattoo gun into

(01:17:04):
tattoo ink and begins to Tattoo Prince albert's exposed s
And albert is, mad he, says AND i, Quote i'm
gonna kick your, Ass. Valvenus he's defacing, Me, Sir Prince
albert doesn't have, tattoos, no but no. Tattoos in, FACT

(01:17:28):
i don't even know if that's. TRUE i don't know
if it's true that he doesn't have. Tattoos, yeah ACTUALLY
i don't know, either but he's being. Defaced he gets,
them he does Get he gets them Giant bernard. Giants
Prince Albert. Jr Says valvinus is tattooing the rather pimpled
and harry bagshote Of Fritz. Albert the crowd As valvenus

(01:17:53):
is tattooing the w W e, logan the new ONE
wwe logo for some, reason on To Prince albert's. Ass
who is a shairing that job for Raw he's fucking.
Forever the crowd could not care, Less like they're not
even like, yay fuck these dudes or. Anything they're sitting,

(01:18:14):
there no one's even standing BECAUSE i don't think anyone
knows what's going.

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
On it's on the. Tron, WELL i don't think a
lot of people like they were channel, flippers, sure, so
like they were flipping on to See Steve austin in
the rock an undertaker did and they are not watching.
This they were already, on, yeah, Right so LIKE i
don't know what the fuck this. IS i don't know
why this guy's tattooing this guy's. Ass shit's weird sit
there at ten pm up with the. Family, hey There's.

Speaker 3 (01:18:39):
Valvenus tattoo In Prince albert's as for a long long.
TIME i mean it's fucking.

Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
Forever So venus then punches both of them after he
finishes the W w tattoo and leaves SO, Xpoc Road,
dog And kane are walking D. X of, course the
last members of D x are, here all three of.
Them it'd be cool If kane got the idea. Here,
YEAH i, Mean kane kind of change it, up even
just a, little just one colored. Chill so the rescue

(01:19:06):
of the week is brought to you by THE Us Coastguard.
CHINA i mean obliterates Road dog with a, chair.

Speaker 3 (01:19:12):
She brains him And hardcoreali and wins a triple threat
match On heat last night.

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
Too that's a world champion to. Me i'm, Fucking i'm.
In i'm taking.

Speaker 3 (01:19:20):
It brisco is backstage beating the fuck out Of Pat.
Patterson come, here, Bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:19:28):
He's throwing your, bitch. Dude he. Legit he's throwing punches
of Bad patters in his.

Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
Hands it gets the control and starts throwing body shots
for real and his stomach And Pat patters.

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
Says he, says wha, Wait, hey what the? Fuck Super
soaker Presents king of The ring and charge, it pump,
it soak, it. DUDE i love the Super. Soaker it was,
cool it was.

Speaker 3 (01:19:48):
AWESOME i would super fucking pump it and blast it
right into my buddy's.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
Face. YEAH i mean we had a bunch of the
off brand ones, too and they were more dangerous than. Anything.
Dude those had no like get like they. Were you
could pump, that yeah you. Could. Yeah it was hurt
like a. Motherfucker so now it's signed for X poc
Road dog In kin versus mister A s and The.
Acolytes so the.

Speaker 3 (01:20:11):
Two surviving members of d x xbox is set to
take on a hardcore holly At king of The. Ring
Road dog is set is set to take On. China
Uh And lawler.

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
Says for some, Reason kine likes X poc And jerry,
says a lot of people like X poc. Me lawler, says,
WHAT i can't believe?

Speaker 3 (01:20:30):
It Uh And jeri, says, well Mister ash thinks he
has a restaurant quality behind And lawler, says you're you're an,
assman are?

Speaker 6 (01:20:37):
You J?

Speaker 3 (01:20:38):
R EVERYWHERE i, GO i hear people say you're an as.

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
Man fuck. You they say on commentary that basically D
x is dead at this. Point, yeah these are the
last two guys holding on for hope of the dreams
of D. X they could have really killed it if
if they Had Pedro morales let n W o come
in here and there as they would have had no
chance THAT i would. Survived Mister ass and the acolytes

(01:21:01):
Joining Paedo, morales. Dude, also they should be The askalites.
Here they weren't ready to get.

Speaker 3 (01:21:09):
Over Billy gun should have came out with the acolytes
riding on his. Ass they weren't ready to be.

Speaker 1 (01:21:14):
Over that. Sucks someday they'll get it, someday those. Guys
SO xpo gets on the.

Speaker 3 (01:21:19):
Mic it, says, Hey i'm gonna come out, here bitch
of being screwed out of the tag too, titles what
do you say about putting your belts out right?

Speaker 5 (01:21:27):
Now come?

Speaker 3 (01:21:27):
On and mister ass, says you're damn, right we accept you.
Punk so the acolytes are. Confused i'm. Confused commentary is.
Confused commentary, says what it's a six man taag and
the tag titles are on the line and Road dog,
says it's just like you acolytes speaking through your ass
and then they start.

Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
Fighting is this your?

Speaker 3 (01:21:49):
Deal?

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
Ressa so things break down here and X poc misses
And Bronco buster right on his fucking. Asshole mister ass
tries to use a title but he doesn't, work and
this is just all over the. PLACE i, mean they
got no. Time, no they like this was just to
do this. Angle they probably had more, time and they,
said fuck, it, man you guys have to you, guys

(01:22:12):
the Fucking valvinus thing went too, long and the Commentary
Barry xpot they, man So xbot grabs the, title but Mister,
as it's The we put the belt on Mister.

Speaker 3 (01:22:26):
As bradshaw And FuMO Mister ash tonight and.

Speaker 1 (01:22:36):
They get three. Minutes they gotta be out of their three.

Speaker 3 (01:22:41):
Minutes so Mister, as it's the famous there on the
title and Mister as and the acolytes the as alights
with the. Match, yeah, dude LIKE i COULDN'T i swore
this was a title chair inch why? Not, like oh,

(01:23:01):
okay how would you make the stupid?

Speaker 1 (01:23:03):
Stiff?

Speaker 3 (01:23:03):
Yeah, right just so they can do. This Billy gun
feels like he's part champion. THING i GUESS i don't
know where this, goes, obviously so maybe there is something
more to THAT.

Speaker 1 (01:23:11):
I wrote down, here is this your dealercing that's. Awesome
i'm preloaded that. ONE i fucking really like that, One
like a week and a half, AGO i preloaded. That,
wow that's.

Speaker 3 (01:23:22):
Awesome mister also leaves with the tag title one of
the tag, titles And Bradshaw fruit are. Confused they're. Confused
i'm fucking. CONFUSED i, uh this was all, odd especially
because none of these guys are involved with each other
at the paper at least like Road dog an xbock
up singles this.

Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
Sucks, yeah this is. Odd. Bad tag titles are. Important
they should be. Important they should Be So Big show
is here and looks fucking, fantastic pouring water all over,
them drowning ship's hot so G tv segment Al snow
is here with.

Speaker 3 (01:23:55):
Head Alse know's here and he's sniffing around bunch and
he's looking. Around he starts picking his nose and then
he blocks his head from seeing him pick his nose
with the newspaper and he eats.

Speaker 1 (01:24:05):
It, yeah it must be.

Speaker 3 (01:24:07):
Good and THEN i, said it looks at head and, says, no, What,
NO i didn't of course. Not you Think i'm mining
for copper or. SOMETHING i didn't get any. Boogs don't
be Gross and he picks the paper back up and
picks his nose, again and J. R, says what in
the world is G? Tv, anyway There's Cortez, kennedy one
of the Greatest defenser linemen from The Seattle.

Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
Seahawks, well thank You Cortez.

Speaker 3 (01:24:30):
Kennedy, yeah also know eats. Boogers, yeah that's one of
his character traits here and beaver Cleavage fox's. Mom anybody
going for the world?

Speaker 1 (01:24:41):
Title any might have any? Aspirations in hour, two no
one's going for the world? Title, yeah all, Right, Well
Cortez kennedy's. Here he won the world. Title oh, good that's.
Good he should work to win The Super bowl this.
Year who? Knows i'm Asked? Siri, okay how DO i ask? Here, Hey?
Siri who won the nineteen ninety Nine Super bowl On
elway in The Denver.

Speaker 3 (01:25:01):
Broncos, Wow cartman's.

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
Dead that's. Awesome so now it's time for a big
show versus Hardcore.

Speaker 3 (01:25:13):
Holly, Yes Big show will Face cane This, sunday At
king of The ring And jerri says two thirds of
the earth are covered by water and the other third
are covered by The Big.

Speaker 1 (01:25:23):
SHOW i thought that was. Awesome it was.

Speaker 3 (01:25:24):
Awesome so eight days ago And Heat, Hardcore holly shoved
The Big show And Big show one Handed show stopped
the shoot out of. Him and then last night On,
Heat Big show And kane were in a four way
match And Bob holly came out and fucking Brained kane
with a chair and then Hit Big show in the
back with a. Chair Then Big show punched him in
the head to punch the chair in the head to
knock it. Away Then kane grabbed the chair and Hit

(01:25:47):
Big show in the back with. It so that's setting this.

Speaker 1 (01:25:49):
UP i guess his jarring Seeing Big shows a. JACKED i,
mean he looks fucking. Great it comes down to this
theme song that's. Different, yeah the ponytail. LOOK i. Love
it's all. Great it's a real freak match to Have
cane And Big show at this, point like they're both
like on an immense amount of. Juice they look. Great,
yeah they both are like really really big. Enough Bob holly's, Here,

(01:26:12):
Oh Bob holly is. Here yes with a. Mic he's
got something to.

Speaker 3 (01:26:16):
Say, wow, shockingly no one, cares, like you're, right, DUDE
i didn't think of it until you said.

Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
It but like they frontloaded all the stars and it's,
like where's the? Stars? RIGHT i don't care? Anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:26:30):
Yeah So Bob holly's, here and he, says, hey big.
Show you remember, me don't. You i'm the big shot
Boo and if you didn't know by, NOW i don't
like you boo.

Speaker 1 (01:26:43):
And all. PERSONALLY i have to be honest with. YOU
i think you.

Speaker 3 (01:26:47):
Suck you come out, here think you're big and, bad
think you're this and. That well that's fine and, dandy
but you haven't had around with halcohol.

Speaker 1 (01:26:57):
Yet. Jr, says heart is your. Point who gave? This
got freaking? Mic who fucking bucked this? Ship ends of the.
Mic hey you're, On you're live but. Live i'm just
fucking had. Enough i'll keep it honest with. You we'll
keep it on stack with. You G i'm wearing.

Speaker 3 (01:27:19):
Memphish, goddamn they should put you in a. Ring goddamn
a fucking dead ash right, Now. Jake they got hard
core ally in, there mister.

Speaker 1 (01:27:28):
Here So Bob holly's is.

Speaker 3 (01:27:31):
Tonight let's take this match a hardcore. Match by the,
WAY i will tell you this and that. Thing you
might put me, down you big silly, bastard BUT i
won't stay.

Speaker 1 (01:27:43):
Down so. Hardcore holly comes down and gets hit by
the prototype w M. D he bunches of right in
the fucking.

Speaker 3 (01:27:51):
Head Big show then Stalks holly to the. Back Big
shot throws him through the exit. Door holly throws a
trash can At Big, show but showed ducks and nails
the cameraman kid it Like legit goes over his head
and hits the. Camera it wasn't even like a tremendous
duck or. Anything hardcreholly just threw it like shit and

(01:28:11):
it went over his head and fucking crushed his camera. Guy,
also by the, way the door that they go out
is the same door that Fucking Steve blackman leaves out.
Of it doesn't really go LIKE i guess it does
go to the parking, lot but, yeah it's the same,
place WHICH i thought was funny Because jerry, SAYS i
have no idea where this leads. To, well that's, weird you,
Said Steve blacker left earlier from this.

Speaker 1 (01:28:29):
Door, YEAH i mean, thankfully the cameraman can never. Die
so that's. True that's a good. Trip that's. True hark
corhoally was trying his hardest to kill this. Guy so
this is a hardcore.

Speaker 3 (01:28:39):
Match so they fights hardcore style to the parking lot,
right And show throws Hardcore holly into the concrete. Wall
they're in the back area and some security are near a. Car,
SO i don't even know how do you describe. This
it's we're in the parking. Lot there's like a little.
WALL i guess you could say that you could easily
jump up, to and there's a car up.

Speaker 1 (01:28:57):
There it'll be an Awesome tony hawkspot. Tremendous oh my,
god you're. Right it's a like a. Ledge it's.

Speaker 3 (01:29:03):
Yeah so there's a car. THERE A Big show goes
up there and knocks these dudes, over grabs the bottom
of the, car flips it over the, ledge presumably Onto Bob,
holly who we don't see Until Big show covers him and.

Speaker 1 (01:29:18):
Wins he still covered, him so presumably it did hit him,
right and he lived maybe well after tune in next.

Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
Week, well he wasn't, BLEEDING i guess maybe just could
have stayed all inside.

Speaker 1 (01:29:33):
All of his bones are. Done oh, sure, yeah cross the.

Speaker 3 (01:29:36):
Shit but, Yeah Big show fucking Beat Bob holly by
fucking flipping a car onto him and pinning him for the.

Speaker 1 (01:29:41):
Three And so that's so funny because WHEN i thought about,
THIS i was, like When i'm looking at, THIS i,
Go Big show looks, Awesome like this guy is, mean
he looks like you should flip a. Car yeah, Right
like that's where they go with. It my thought, is
my first thought IS i wonder if Hardcore holly would
take like a top rope show, Stopper, wow, right like something?
Crazy i'm not sure From Big. SHOW i don't think so, no,

(01:30:03):
Wow but like would he take this right with Like
Big show with? Him Because Big show at this time
was still willing to do any and everything Right god,
yeah so like he was still willing to. Go so
my first thought, is what's the craziest thing we can
do in the? Ring instead they, say what's the craziest
way we could kill Hardcore holly? TONIGHT i imagine it
started with the top rope show, stopper and hard Core holly, said,

(01:30:25):
well you might as well just fucking push a car on.
Me oh, yeah, yeah we can do that we're gonna kill.
You you got any last, words here's a, MIC.

Speaker 4 (01:30:39):
I.

Speaker 1 (01:30:39):
DON'T i don't got any. Words, well here's the words
we wrote for.

Speaker 2 (01:30:42):
You.

Speaker 1 (01:30:44):
Yeah so dude.

Speaker 3 (01:30:49):
Kills him with the car and, wins And Big show
looks back and there's a guy up there fucking pissed
on the ledge And Big show, says here's your, car
and the guy says. Yes So Big show walks up
to the, car which on its side, now and kicks
it the roof in and then, leaves which mean big nasty.
Bastard and then he walks into the Building and it's

(01:31:09):
very funny because you could See Prince albert walk into
the frame with big yellow pants and A nike shirt
on and quickly have to walk backwards to get out
of the. Shot he stayed for the main. EVENT i,
Mean Big show doing crazy feats of. STRENGTH i don't
Think i'll ever get.

Speaker 1 (01:31:24):
Tired OF i, know just coming out with it like
that's fun as. Fuck there's no other company LIKE wcw
could obviously because they had a lot of money, too but,
like these are the only wrestling companies that can be, like,
yeah let's just take a car and fucking totally total
the car right. Here let's smash through the wall of
this building whatever fucking trailer through an. Ambulance. Yeah SO i,
mean if you got, it do. It that'd be.

Speaker 3 (01:31:44):
AWESOME i WISH i had that kind of, money, dude
that would do a crazy. Shit jake something would be
picking houses.

Speaker 1 (01:31:50):
Up, yeah that'd be. Awesome maybe we can figure out
how to get car money and then just blow it, Up.
Jake something uses his, mind can't come back. Style So
vince McMahon And shane McMahon take on The. Stooges Yes.

Speaker 3 (01:32:05):
Jr Says Richard man looks like the brawnie paper towel,
guy WHICH i didn't know what that, meant AND i
looked it up AND i, said, oh okay he.

Speaker 1 (01:32:13):
Does yeah, yeah is that the one with the Red? Okay? Yeah.
Sure So Happy hours coming up. NEXT i don't know
what the Fuck lawler was saying, here but he must
like the. Show i'm guessing the. Show he was trying
his best to advertise it for. Sure and.

Speaker 3 (01:32:28):
Uh Then lawler, says, uh you don't even try to
because they Recap Austin tip And ladder over to Kill,
vince And lalla, says you didn't even try to catch Miss,
workman And jerry, says, yeah, well where were? You vince
stands on the announcestable and flexes during his, entrits WHICH
i thought was very. Funny he's, huge, Dude, okay he's
on a crazy. STACK i mean everybody was cycling the same, shit, Right, yeah,

(01:32:51):
WELL i mean a great cycler on, too like unbelievable.
Looking lalla, says, uh.

Speaker 5 (01:32:56):
You, KNOW i see a lot of things THAT i
G R i THOUGHT i never. SEE i saw the
big show move a. CAR i THOUGHT i saw else
know you're a, booger and, JERISISH i WONDER i foo
taste like? Chicken are we fucking for real?

Speaker 1 (01:33:07):
Here, guys we did all, that AND i gotta be,
HONEST i still don't know who's next for the world.

Speaker 3 (01:33:12):
Title so the students come out to Whull cogan's, team
which is always fucking, funny And while says that music
makes me want to, hurl And jerry sish it made
me lose my launch ten years. Ago they do not
fuck with all gos.

Speaker 1 (01:33:26):
Any chance to get the shot on the, sky they're taking.

Speaker 3 (01:33:28):
It frisco And patterson come out and they're taunt SPAMMING
i mean, again fucking funniest shit this, seriously all this
brings back to wrestling in two thousand video Game, sure
just The stooge's entrance with the music and all that.
Shit like what a great. GAME i, know No mercy
Is king, PROBABLY i, mean how do you just had everything?
Right but wrestling in two thousand has a very specific

(01:33:49):
feel that Like i'm nostalgic for.

Speaker 1 (01:33:51):
Right the eras felt very different back then they, did
and like.

Speaker 3 (01:33:54):
The career mode in wrestling in two thousand is very
different To. Sure, yeah which it's it's not it's it's you,
know kind of one, track but you can kind of
pick your poison. There but LIKE i thought it was,
Cool like you see all the matches and. Shit for some,
reason Testing midian and we're going sixty minutes every. Heat
somebody said you gotta shot take. It, Yeah rust went

(01:34:18):
in two thousand one a tremendous.

Speaker 1 (01:34:19):
Game So patterson And briscoe shoot the half on the,
McMahon's which is.

Speaker 3 (01:34:23):
Crazy immediately get in the ring ground and pound the
ship out of McMahon's and they're taking. Turns if McMahon's
get back on top of, them they're they're, trying but.

Speaker 1 (01:34:31):
Dude shane stiffs the fuck out Of Gerald. Briscoe, man
that ship was so fucking. Funny That's shane's whole, career. Dude,
yeah never. Stopped, NO i, MEAN i, MEAN i love. It,
yeah this is like this guy lived off the adrenaline
all was. Doing oh my. God So shane is punching
him in the. Corner the Little shane. Punches vince then

(01:34:52):
does punches in the corner To. Pat that shit was, nuts,
dude he's the. Punches he does the pat in the.
Corner they're Ridiculously, yeah they are. So patterson then turns
them around and shows them some real. Punches he, says
let me show you how to. Work, bro going to
do stereo ten punches but they. Do yeah, Right vince
then low blows, them And Ken shamrock is. Here. Fuck

(01:35:15):
So shane McMahon shot Blocks Ken shamrock and he no
sells it And vince is. Sprinting, yeah so.

Speaker 3 (01:35:24):
Gone i've never Seen vince move that quick, ever that
was so.

Speaker 1 (01:35:26):
Funny the shot of him sprinting up the ramp was
funny as fun.

Speaker 3 (01:35:29):
Because you, know the last time we See, vince he's
low Blowing Pat then the chop block, Happens shamrock turns
To shane and he grips them and then the next
shot Is vince is halfway up the, ramp.

Speaker 1 (01:35:39):
So shamrock belly to Belly shane and him runs up
the ramp to Chase. Vince shamrocks run as, hilarious he's. Huge.
Yeah rodney And Pete yass come in to Help.

Speaker 3 (01:35:50):
Shane, Yeah britskoe And patterson are Kicking shane's. Ass rodney
And Peak ass hit the ring and the dude just
start fucking them up to until the biggest Man i've
ever seen in my Life i've never Seen. Amanda, look
look at a shag and that. Hamhog who the hell
is that big guy in the. Sweater that's a big
fucking dode a big as. Sweater holy dush gotta be,
dush gotta Be Joey As Joey, Abs oh my, God

(01:36:15):
Joey As Joey abs hit the ring and joe, said
who the hell is that big?

Speaker 1 (01:36:19):
Guy is that another one to change? Buddies they put
him over like he's six, Seven, Well Joey, ABS i,
mean as far AS i, know The stooges could have died.
TONIGHT i mean he is pilmanizing, everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:36:31):
Dude he pilmanizes both. STOOGES i couldn't believe, it like
the multiple, times but this is what the bell rings
after the, Pilmanize SO i guess that that's the match.
Ending not the other interferences Where shamrock ran and it
Hit shane with the belly to belly or, anything Or
vince's low.

Speaker 1 (01:36:47):
Blow this segment just. Existed they just Found Joey abs
backstage and, said can you put.

Speaker 3 (01:36:51):
This on with thiswll please get the fuck out. There
Uh so they Pilmanize Briscombe, Patterson shane fucking takes out the.
Ref shane Hugs joe and they all knuckle up because
that's the Goddamn posse, way And jared, says big shover.
SPONGE i know where they can shove the shover.

Speaker 1 (01:37:07):
SPONGE i like this. GIMMICK i love the meme Street.

Speaker 3 (01:37:10):
POSSE i love That shane had boys back in the,
hood the mead streets of goddamn Gritige, connecticut and they
were sweaters and they wore, sweaters And Joey apps was
huge And rodney did leg, drops.

Speaker 1 (01:37:24):
DUDE i mean they had no, moves.

Speaker 3 (01:37:26):
Dude these guys were like, Dangerous LIKE i don't know
if they really even do at a. WRESTLE i Think
jos might have been the only trained.

Speaker 1 (01:37:33):
Guy, yeah that might be.

Speaker 3 (01:37:34):
True and P gus And rodney was just there because she.
Was There's Shane's, boys WHICH i think is, awesome Brother.

Speaker 1 (01:37:42):
Shane Is, YEAH i, mean That's shane's things so AND
i remember it to this.

Speaker 3 (01:37:46):
Day, yeah and there Was ah the one Missing posse
member fuck uh Something Green.

Speaker 1 (01:37:55):
Relic Dang, rel but Metre posse last for a. Second
that Surprised Shad politic The rock to join The this
is like the new, corporation The Tree. Posse no, one
no one else really. JOINS i mean The, rock The
rock joining but Not turny heel and fucking with the

(01:38:15):
Me Street posse every week would have been. FUNNY i understand, That,
like it's better off that way Because taker's getting, Hurt
steve's getting. Hurt god, damn that's. Funny i'm Surprised russo
didn't like jump on That. ROCK i got an idea
to derail your entire. Career let me. Listen oh this
is your, Deal Russo, So triple h And china face

(01:38:39):
off Against, undertaker and, uh for some, REASON i, Wrote Paul.
Hayman why.

Speaker 3 (01:38:51):
See it's split screen with a trust shot of them
walking to the rings. Separately Taker.

Speaker 1 (01:38:56):
Paul, yeah he's got two managers set up for.

Speaker 3 (01:39:02):
That we all just having a fucking litany of managers
and they're.

Speaker 1 (01:39:05):
All two fat white. Boys anyone Named paul, Fat, paul
give me, Fat, Paul not that One paulie FROM ddt
joins too with the face, Paint paulie From. Sopranos, dude
everyone Named paul is. Fat that's. Awesome Paul, White i'm

(01:39:26):
gonna say my name Is Paul. Jordan give me, too, Up,
Paul paul Blood Paul so Ministry. TAKER i mean the
theme goes. Hard we talked about it in event. Time,
yes this is FUCKING i, mean Ministry taker is. Awesome,
YEAH i mean both these theme songs are, very very.
Good so uh, yeah, anyways they get super lost here to, Start.

Speaker 3 (01:39:46):
Holy, fuck they get fucking lost like. Immediately Like i'm
Surprised Triple ah didn't, say, oh holy, Fuck i'm, Done.

Speaker 1 (01:39:53):
Hey cut cut the goddamn just do it. Again fuck this, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:39:58):
Man, yeah So TRIPLE a gut kick hits the, ropes
take her falling club holl he fuck, guys, whoop send.

Speaker 1 (01:40:08):
Out Paul joey's back out of? Here where the hell
Is Paul? Blark So taker does old school and then
tweaks his. LEG i thought that was real by the
WAY i. Did So Triple ahs goes to town on.
It taker is notoriously beat up this, year and of

(01:40:30):
course he leaves in ninety nine and then comes back
as The american. Badass but that takes a little bit of.
Time china then Slams taker's injured leg on the Apron.
Ah Paul, bearer of, course takes Out TRIPLE h on the,
barricade which is fucking.

Speaker 3 (01:40:45):
Hilarious he Throws Triple ah into the. BARRICADE i was, like,
WOW i can't believe that because the ref's arguing With
china because she was sucking. Around SO i, said, Oh
Paul burg getting involved in anything physically is like the
funniest thing. Ever and then it made me immediately think
of him doing four fifties in the video, game.

Speaker 1 (01:41:06):
AND i wish he would have did that. Here oh, man,
DUDE i mean the way that he grabs him is
so fucking.

Speaker 3 (01:41:14):
Funny Because TRIPLE h is. Massive there is not like
two body compositions this different That i've seen in a.
While they both be described as.

Speaker 1 (01:41:23):
Massive. Dude, yeah and he grabs him and throws him
in there and does a little tau after where it's,
like what a beast, man, Thanks, Percy Percy. Frinkle that
must be, tough fucking big guy Named. Frinkle, Dude no
way he would have owned that. Ship oh.

Speaker 2 (01:41:43):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:41:44):
Man IF i was Called Johnny sandwiches AND i was
a fellow, KID i would have been in trouble more.

Speaker 1 (01:41:48):
Respected percy, though had a little r o, H.

Speaker 6 (01:41:57):
We're, great cruda On jimmy double the charge on The sandwiches.

Speaker 5 (01:42:13):
My, Examviar.

Speaker 1 (01:42:17):
Oh fuck oh, man that's fucking. Funny holy. Shit So
TRIPLE ah does the figure four And taker does the
sit up. Goosele that's.

Speaker 3 (01:42:27):
Awesome taker then hits a choked slam On TRIPLE. H
And china comes in with a, chair But taker stops. Her,
yes and then the rock slides In dolly fun and
he hits a rock bottom On.

Speaker 1 (01:42:38):
Taker.

Speaker 3 (01:42:39):
Dude, yes the ref's. Attracted taker goes in a triple
as with a. Chair Triple age gets a boot Up
rock slides In rock bottom of The taker bell, rings
So rock points up to the sky and then a
Gigantic Brahma bol symbol comes. Down and WHAT i mean,
is if you are familiar with The undertaker, symbol that is,
this except it's a gigantic The rock Bram i'm a

(01:43:00):
bowl logo full color and Smoking theatrix smoke coming out
of The brahma bulls nose.

Speaker 1 (01:43:08):
Could be a shine From. God, DUDE i, Mean undertaker
was clearly. Pissed he, Said, wow this is way fucking
cooler than Anything i've ever. Done i'm taking that time.

Speaker 3 (01:43:23):
Off i'll got it to the learning, tree new. Gimmick,
yeah he just killed my Ship, ROCK i gotta. Reset, so,
Uh rock is stomping On Paul. Bear he goes to
hit The people's elbow and Takeru taker doesn't sit, up
and Then rock kicks him in the. Chest that hits
The people's elbow and. Jarisish i've never seen anything quad like.
DISH a Snorting brahma bull. Symbol they emphasize symbol symbolizing.

Speaker 1 (01:43:49):
This doesn't even look like a. Cross, no, no it's
just a big. Head. Yeah rock Punches Paul bear in
the balls, dude he. Does that's the Best rock spot.

Speaker 3 (01:44:00):
Legs read punch of the. Balls rock reaches over as
the symbol comes down and drags it into the, ring
leans it against the. Ropes very reminiscent of when they
did the thing With taker And Stephanie.

Speaker 1 (01:44:10):
Dde him punch And taker in the cock and then
Fucking percy in the. Cock you don't got to do
that Too much's so.

Speaker 3 (01:44:17):
Funny, yeah the corporate ministry come out to try to
make the save And rock bumps them all. Around and
then Boss man is, here and Boss man is on
The rock side and he's attacking the corporate ministry and
he's here to stand guard on the ring As taker
powders The Paul. Bear Percy springle is the purse in the,
ring and The rock Grabs Paul bear and he throws

(01:44:41):
him against the, symbol and the, symbol the big brammable
symbol somehow has latches for, handcuffs perfect position in the
shape of a.

Speaker 1 (01:44:52):
Cross that's kind of. Crazy seems like only the work
a vampire could, complete one that fucks and, sucks thanks and.

Speaker 3 (01:45:04):
Thanks so The rock Handcuffs Paul bear very symbolically on
this sign with his arms spread out much Like.

Speaker 1 (01:45:16):
Raven The rock has symbolized this candy ass beach of.
Trash if YOU'RE i love the W w shirt cuts
over to J. R he's doing his double middle.

Speaker 7 (01:45:33):
Fingers take that hooking now hit Do stooges music. Dead
So Paul bear is.

Speaker 1 (01:45:45):
There on the. Symbol rock grabs them like it.

Speaker 3 (01:45:47):
Says The rock says At king of The, Ring it's
gonna be the night love The Brahma. Ball The rock,
says The Brahma ball is gonna dip his, horns turn
them sideways and.

Speaker 1 (01:45:58):
Stick up straight up your k if you have shown
what The rock is, cooking And.

Speaker 3 (01:46:07):
Rock is the posed on the turn, Buckle jerry, says
kenga range seandae't payer forew water not.

Speaker 1 (01:46:12):
Show ends.

Speaker 3 (01:46:13):
Dude, yeah him can symbolized that A brama bull.

Speaker 1 (01:46:15):
Is fucking completely. Insane never seen.

Speaker 3 (01:46:17):
It, no they should have Symbolized Na comvidion up, there
had him in the sky naked and he got a
hard on.

Speaker 1 (01:46:26):
Mini man.

Speaker 3 (01:46:31):
Cheer, YEAH i mean crazy fucking. Visual the smoke coming
out of The Brahma bowl was. Awesome what they should
have had, That the smoke going When Paul barro was on.
THERE i don't think they did. That, no up his,
ass that would have been fucking funny as. Shit oh, yeah,
YEAH i mean this is a very nineteen ninety nine. Episode,

(01:46:56):
yeah they care about the stars and everything else is
kind of fucking.

Speaker 1 (01:46:58):
WHATEVER i, mean they try to get every one of
the show an. Angle, yeah which that. Was that Was ruso's. Thing,
yeah once everyone on the show at every given, point
the show has to end with like ten to fifteen
people in. It, yes that's like his, stable even A
tna ten fifteen, People, like we watched something fucking it
Was rhino And JARRETT tna glory fucking, right yet three,
live three live crew out there at Amw, yeah everyone

(01:47:24):
that was on the show come back.

Speaker 6 (01:47:25):
Out.

Speaker 3 (01:47:25):
Yeah this was SUPER i mean Super. Russo but it
was well worth it to see the Smoking.

Speaker 1 (01:47:32):
Yeah, YEAH i was glad to see that. Legit have
never seen, it AND i thought was super. COOL i
would have loved to See Paul bear lifted into the,
air BUT i understand the logistics of the situation at.
Hand thought it was cool that it is smoked on
the way. DOWN i liked that it Forced undertaker to
change his, gimmick change his old. Career, YEAH i, mean,
yeah damn, it. ROCK i can't say it was a stellar,

(01:47:54):
episode but, UH i enjoy talking about it for. SURE
i enjoy talking about it as.

Speaker 2 (01:47:58):
Well.

Speaker 3 (01:47:58):
Well that is it FOR Wf Monday Night raw twenty,
first ninety nine to, Nine and that is it for our.
Show thank you so much for joining. Us. Everybody, hey
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a few weeks going, forward but we will be back
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