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September 7, 2025 110 mins
August 27th, 1999 WWF Monday Night RAW featured the biggest ratings segment in the history of pro wrestling when Mick Foley,, as Mankind threw a celebration for The Rock! WWF Unforgiven 1999 had just happened last night and major fallout from the PPV is happening. Triple H gloats about becoming WWF Champion after winning the vacant title in a Six-pack challenge. Big Show, British Bulldog, Kane, Mankind and The Rock were all unsuccessful in winning the match. Stone Cold was forced to make the count on The Rock as he was the special outside enforcer. Mr. McMahon comes out on RAW is WAR and makes Triple H defend his title tonight against The Rock in the main event! Speaking of The Rock, Mick Foley is upset about how the match played out, so he decides to invite The Rock to the ring! “This is your life, Rock,” gets the biggest ratings of anything pro wrestling related ever! Mankind has confetti, music, party balloons and throws a huge part for The Rock! This lengthy segment has Mankind bringing out The Rock’s old teacher, football coach, and even girlfriend. Near the end, the big surprise is Yurple The Clown! The very same clown that Mick brought to cheer up Mr. McMahon! The Rock even receives a sock puppet named Mr. Rocko with his own face painted on it! Best of all it's not even The Rock’s Birthday! It is truly an all timer segment! Also, Big Show battles Chris Jericho, The New Age Outlaws have a Tag Team Title Match open challenge, Steve Blackman faces D’Lo Brown for the European Title, and Triple H defends the WWF Championship against The Rock in the main event!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Boys are by in town.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Welcome to the Deadlock Podcast, episode number three hundred and fourteen.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Mmmm three one four three point one four Maybe a
little pie for the boys.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Today we are talking about WWF raw is War September
twenty seventh, nineteen ninety nine. The Rock invents Poon Tang Pie.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
That's true. Oh my god, you got it? What the hell?
That's exactly what happens, of course in this episode of
raw it is this is your life with the Rock,
legendary episode that did an unbelievable raiding for Rawl at
the time. And uh we somehow haven't covered this already,
so why not on this illustrious pie episode of the

(00:50):
Deadlock Podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Before we get into that, Johnny has the Deadlock updates.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Deadlock updates stop now on the patreon that's patreon dot
com slash deadlock pw in five dollars and above tier.
We have a new episode of Watch This that's our
weekly match watch along on the goddamn Patreon. You should
check it out. This week we watched a six man
tag from ww Nitro nineteen ninety seven. It's Hector Garza,
Hooventude Guerrera and super Colo taking on Siglope Damien and

(01:17):
La Parca. It is a goddamn lightning in a bottle
match where they just legit do not stop the whole time.
Very fun watch. You should check it out if you
haven't seen it, or if you haven't seen it, come
watch it with us because it's an even better time.
Speaking of a good time, SGH went up for the
month of August. If you miss that, that's our full
length watch along monthly series on the Patreon in the

(01:38):
ten dollars and above tier. For the month of August,
we watched ECW Aerarchy Rules nineteen ninety nine. It was
a fantastic show, and we talk about some ECYW Anarchy
Rules ninety nine stuff on this very show because it
was pretty much the anniversary of it. Coming up here soon,
so check that out and there will be a new
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Speaker 2 (04:11):
All right, now, it's time for the Patreon shout out segment.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
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Jackson's what does that mean?

Speaker 1 (05:13):
This?

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Jar Bony heard someone in his dorm hall pissing like
a race horse similar to the horse belong to Toby
the Rock says, you want to come on the rock
and talk about the dog and Cam Jerome you look

(05:34):
at me eye to eye Edge Billy fives was a
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(06:32):
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to moan, but I'd be in my girl's ear like
that boy is Bone Sue, That's still his song, guaranteed.
Mario Robbels, Aaron Carr, Dan the Guy, Tingus, Pingus, Bengus

(06:56):
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Yes, the prospect of any type of new set which
gives you fucking excited.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
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can I get the James Burger Uh, the Animal Style,
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(08:01):
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beef till I'm off. I got clothesline from hell by

(08:43):
Tony's dick so hard I started doing the seizure cell
Danielson's style. Kochow In the ending of the hit movie
Ready to Rumble, DDP has to wrestle with Jimmy in
the triple Cage?

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Does he does do that? We watch it on Patreon.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Kimona want Alea dancing on top of the E CW
Arena while Philly cops beat up my eighty seven year
old grandmother.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
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Alex Charles just incredible?

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Is holding it the long way? Lord head Ass the
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the guy on the right and why he's so pale?

Speaker 1 (09:35):
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of ash I know from experience dude, I don't think so.

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about him. Detective Tap, you've beaten up eighty seven euro
on Grandma's for far too long. In front of you
is a copy of Matt Gruber, Live or Die?

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started the year on episode one. Now time to sub
for Chase, Richard's son Chris Bacon, No pe Hey, Johnny
Snitsky kick me into the crowd as a baby. Is

(11:01):
there anything fun to do in the hospital because.

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My head hurts?

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on PEPSI like Brandy pussy.

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(12:08):
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Speaker 2 (12:53):
All right, let's get into WWF Raw is War for
September twenty seventh, nineteen ninety.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Yes, what a month, what a year, what a time
for the WWF. A lot takes place on this episode
of Raw, not a lot of wrestling, but a long
days places on this episode. But before we get into
this episode of Raw where the Rock does a thing
or two and about his life, let's see what was
going on with the world of wrestling at the time

(13:21):
with the Wrestling Observer newsletter from The Observer September twentieth,
nineteen ninety nine, just one month after numerous public announcements
of Taz real name Peter Sirinerca signing a three year
contract with w That was like a big thing, especially
the Observer, a tide like everyone wanted to know everyone's
real names. So that's what'd you get, Peter, Old Pete

(13:44):
the Human supplex Machine. Peter signing a three year contractw
comes the revelation that Taz is expected by all parties
involved to inca deal with the WWF. The current EASONB
champions expect drop the title imminently, with the most suspecting
the title change will take place on the August nineteenth

(14:05):
pay per V show We'll be staying WITHW through December
thirty first, after a series of agreements that went down
involving Paul Hayman, Taz, and Vince McMahon. The matches schedule
with Taz versus Masato Tanaka, but it is widely expected
that it will turn into a three way, although it
isn't clearly the third person of all will be other
than it definitely won't be Sabu or RVD and that A.
Hayman still believes the biggest money program over the next

(14:25):
year is VANDAM chasing the title for months who was
originally programmed as being Taz. So that's funny because we
legit just watched the e B pay per view that
all this kind of surrounds. We watch Anarchy Rules ninety
nine on the Patreon that's up now in the ten
dollars and above tier, and Taz is on the way
out of here. So yeah, So I guess he had

(14:45):
a three year deal with ECW and then like a
year into it, he's no longer going to have that deal. Here,
it does say while both Taz and Paul Hayman have
agreed to try and keep the breakup amicable, publicly since
they have nearly three months to work together behind the scenes,
Obviously there was tremendous friction lead to this. The attempt
was to keep the story quiet until after the title
changed hands. When I wrestling nothings stays quiet for very long.

(15:06):
Apparently the scenario for the title change had been agreed
on by all parties and this won't end up like
the Brett Hart situation when he was a lame duck champion.
Uh do have source indicate Haas and his agent when
they went back to the company complain above being tired
of Hayman's dishonesty in dealings and expressed the intentions that
he wanted out. I just I that part. I just
can't believe. No, there was a ton of publicity. Actually,

(15:29):
it was a major national news story, Meltzer says over
the past week about the guy who was offering to
auction off one of his kidneys on eBay. He says,
why don't you know it? It turned out to be
Bobby Rogers, a South Florida independent pro wrestler who at
one time made an offer to Paul Hayman that he'd
legitimately allow his finger to be cut off on one
of his shows. Hayman did not consider this. Now, my
question is why didn't he consider?

Speaker 2 (15:51):
It would have been gimmick infringement on the Messiah.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
They have he XPNW is feuding with the heavier suit,
so that is fuck true. Raven's contract release from WW
also included a clause that he couldn't say anything disparaging
about the company. One of the reasons he's claimed that
his Easy to Be contract could come close to his
lucrative as the WCW deal he left behind is because
even though his base is barely half, his deal includes

(16:19):
provisions where he shares in any potential E to W
growth over its current level. What a genius paull him
is signed Raven and said you you get stuck. Oh
that's good. I'm sure that'll work out well. I see
ECW surviving the next two years at the very least. Apparently,

(16:39):
Brett Hart bumped into the dog road Dog on a
plane and asked him why he said he wasn't that
good of a wrestler. Road Dog denied, ever, saying.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Because you suck.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
You tapped out to the sharpshooter, like that's the word
of that dog.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
That was a sketchphrase.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Okay, I was trying to catch up there. I missed
that one. Yeah, it really didn't leave the plane. Yeah,
he said. I looked around and nobody popped for it,
so he just let it go. He should have tried
it on TV.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
And that's the dog's bar, Jim doug and smiled over there, all.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Right, Jim. In other w CW news, the Demon the
Demon versus Vampiro feud, which is totally off the books now,
was scheduled to go like this Demon was to be
revealed as the son of the Devil who had turned
good because he turned his back on his father, the Devil.
Vampiro would be revealed to have been sent down or

(17:50):
up or however the geography goes to Garner revenge. They
were going to build for a showdown on the New
Year's Eve pay per view show where Demon would toss
Vampiro in to a vat of holy water and when
he got out, he'd be a change to a new character.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
So does he get like a world title shot after that?

Speaker 1 (18:14):
You're thinking, like, I mean, like, there's more at play here.
This is the son of the Devil. You're worried about
the world heavyweight title. There's like layers here that are
more important than that fucking stupid title. And that's the
word of that. Hey anybody, Hey damn, I see you
over there, No you don't. From The Observer, September thirtieth,

(18:39):
nineteen ninety nine. East of You took some risks but
largely hit the jackpot with its Anarchy Rules Paper event
on September nineteenth from the Odium Theater in Villa Park, Illinois.
Van Dam Versus Johnny Smith was originally to finish the show,
but Paul Himan decided apparently a few days ahead of time,
feeling that Smith was unknown and that another quote unquote
wrestling match wasn't gonna get over that late put it
in better known Ball's Mahoney as a brawler in a

(19:01):
late angle to take his place. So, as I mentioned,
we watched this for the Patreon You should go watch
along with us on patroon dot com Slash Dead luckyw
But we were very confused when we found out that
rv D versus Johnny Smith was meant to be the
main of it of the show, and it seems like
everyone was confused at this decision, and there was it
was just legit supposed to be like just a good
wrestling match. There was no other real reason, which is fine,

(19:23):
just for a main event, it seemed odd.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Yeah, it turned out to be RVD versus Balls.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Mahoney, Yeah right, which I enjoyed.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Yeah, I thought. I thought Balls did a great job.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Meltzer did not, right, he was not as into it
as we were, But nonetheless I did enjoy it. I'm
not too sure about Johnny Smith. Maybe somebody knows if
he was kick ass or something. Maybe we'll have to
watch one of his matches for watch this and then
I'll bury.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Him js Smith.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Yeah, and last couple of things here. Observer from October fourth,
ninety nine, a twenty minute long segment spoofing a famous
television show of the past called This Is Your Life
on the Rock, drew a mind boggling eight point three
to nine quarter For the night, Rawl did one of
its best marks in history, a six point seven to
seven rating. Nitro did a three point zero three. The

(20:16):
San Francisco forty nine Ers versus Phoenix Cardinals game on
ABC drew a thirteen point twenty.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Eight Wow Phoenix Cardinals.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Yeah right, That's why I was like, oh fuck, this
is pretty cool to bring up here.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
They ain't got any quand BOLDI yet, Larry Fitzgerald, where's
Carl Warner?

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Right? Right, guys, I mean, I mean, what was the
ratings when they were on? Had to be shit in
my house, they were high as fuck you Nielsen Box
removed from your house because they would send you the
pamphlet and you'd write, there's a lot of fucking people watching.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Oh ESPN, NFL two K five were selling out every arena.
I mean, all those guys got trade to the to
the Panthers.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
But that's a whole nother conversation like this one. James
w SI to be prelim wrestler. Dave Burkehead wrestles on
the Indies. This is just a fucking thing he just
put here. I just I don't know why, but Dave
Burkehead wrestles on the Indies under the name Knuckles Zandwitch.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Kick Ass.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
With a Z of course Knuckles nice. I hope he's finish.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Was the tape fist it's probably a fretbuster. Yeah, you're
probably right, powerbomb all right?

Speaker 1 (21:30):
He does the rings a sack, all right, buddy. Last
thing here and an equally humor story on the wa
f bite this show. The British Bulldog claimed that until
recently that he met with McMahon, he never knew that
Brett Hart had refused to do the job at Survivor series.
Meltzer then goes in crazy here Autumn. Meltzer says, let's
get this straight. Did he miss all five hundred showings

(21:53):
of Wrestling with Shadows? Did he forget about everything that
went on the week leading up to the match that
he personally witnessed. Did he forget that he himself was
one of the wrestlers who during the week Warnhart not
to lay down on the mat for fear of being
fast counted. Did he forget about Earl Habner swearing on
his kids' lives about not fast counting Brett? Did he
forget that he injured his own knee breaking up the
Busmadge fracas between Vince and Shane and Brett Hart. You

(22:18):
knows I did?

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Yeah, I mean I could totally understand British Bulldog not
remembering any of that. I don't even know at this
point if British Bulldog like knew where he.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Was at, like on this show, Yeah, on this show right,
Like it was pretty rough.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Like watching him go through this stuff.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
I'll be honest, where's my fucking title shot? Game Boy
just standing there like, yo, we gotta get through this,
Like oh fuck this guy. This is bad. But that
is it for the observers. Now let's talk about Monday Night, Row,
September twenty seventh, nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
All right, let's get into raw is War. We have
a cold open here, unforgiven recap going over who is
the current WWF champion coming out of the pay per view.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
This is the post show of golf course of unforgiven.
They did the six pack Challenge for the first time
at the pay per view with Mankind, Triple H, British Bulldog,
Big Show, Caine and The Rock courtesy of WWF Magazine.
I always like this. I think we've talked about it before,
but the you know, the mix of stills to not
show finishes. But there's still some footage as well in there.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
On Core pay per views used to be a big deal.
People bought the shit on Core pay per views, so
I can totally understand why they did that.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
The striking referees attack during this match because this is
the time where the refs were on strike, which was
a parody of the umpires I believe going on strike
during baseball season at this time. So the referees are
striking and they are also here to stand up for
a stand up against anyone that was crossing the picket line.
So they attack scab referee Jimmy Corderiz, whoop his ass,

(24:06):
They stomp him out. Austin's now the ref because I
think he might have been the special enforcer for this.
Rock hit the people's elbow, but Bulldog hit Rock with
a chair, and then Austin hit Bulldog with a chair,
leading to probably a lifelong of problems. Triple Ah hits
the betteritor on Rock and wins, and then Triple H
taunts Austin and gets a stunner for his trouble. So

(24:26):
Austin's back, Triple Ah's champion for the second time, and
we are looking to set up no mercy coming up here.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
We have another cold open here. Vince Bigmahn is addressing
all the referees and he tells him, yeah, you guys
have your jobs back, man.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Yeah. Like so he Vince just got reinstated as well
because of Austin. I don't remember exactly what the situation was,
but it was. Vince said, I'll give you a title
shot if you get me reinstated. I'm assuming Austin had
that power to do so.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
He was probably wearing the corporate tie, ah, which.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Of course gives them all this stroke, not that stroke.
He's later on the show and Vince says, gentlemen, we
have addressed agreement. Says I believe in every single one
of them, and come to terms. And you have all
the authority you need to do your jobs. But it's
important that you seize the authority, take control of these
matches and athletes, and the WBF will back you up
every way possible. Let's set this all aside and go

(25:22):
do our job. Is that cool? The refs say it's cool.
They shake Vince's hand. I was hoping there would be
like one ref that says, no, it's not fucking cool,
like you didn't. Why the fuck are we even agreeing
to this? They shook his hand. Everybody did.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Is set for Jimmy Corderis, who's sitting there with his
arm in a cast because the referees beat the dog
shit out of him last night.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Ah. Yeah, I guess we're all back to work, all right.
And I guess We're fine and there's no problem, right,
they should all give him the stink guy after like
continuing that they don't fuck with him because he's a scab,
but they, uh, you know, work's got to get done
and the power is back in the referee's heads, especially
Earl having her shut up. Maybe I did well.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Jim Ross and Jerry the King Lawler take us into
the Greensboro Colise. I'm legendary arena for wrestling. Well, the
building is packed out. Fans signs I don't.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Know if you could fit one more person in here,
like it is legit packed. The observer said it was
over ten thousand here.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Yeah, that's nuts. Well we start with a Triple H
town hall. Triple H comes down here with China, and
my first thought is, god, damn it, Like we have
been doing these retros for so long and like just
the Triple H town halls to start the show are

(26:44):
beating me down.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Is there anything that you repeated more than we start
the show with a Triple A down with China. It's
just so much. Even later we started Triple A sound
All with Evolution, we started Trible A sound All with
d X. He comes out here and he does his
best tripleation impression. Okay, this I legit wrote that down too.

(27:07):
I said, this feels like a parody of the Triple
H that I know. So the fans are fucking booing
Triple H and Triple H's like, I give a crap
what you think. They don't like that, he says, each
and every one of you can rest assured that every
single time I hold this in the air, you could
kiss my ass. And Lawler just had to put something
in here, so he says, you coul kiss my ass

(27:27):
and Waler goes ah. Last night I proved it again
to the world. The Triple H is beyond the man.
Triple H is stronger than all The Triple H is
indeed the Gama. I mean, he's owed out crazy here.
It's well ridiculous, it's all.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
It always seems like he has one point when he
comes out here, and he figures out nine sentences for
that one point.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Dude, he says he's the Gama. As a matter of fact,
is the best damn game there has ever been in
this business. I wrote, what the hell is he talking about?
He's the best damn game ever? Because last night I
got in the ring with six of the best professional
wrestless in the game today. And when it was said

(28:18):
and done, when it was all finish, I approved in
the world that they weren't even in my league. And
he talks about stone Cold being the referee and Austin
was forced to kneel and count one, two, three, and
other than the sweet justice that and over no, none
other than the People's champion. And I forgot. Also one
of Triple H's uh you know, catchphrases at the time

(28:41):
was Jack, but Austin, it will not stop there because Jack,
it goes like this, you are next. Jack doesn't last long.
But the Jack era of Triple H I enjoyed. But
I mean, nothing could have prepared me for the Sundunds
of dogs barking and the British bulldog coming out here.

(29:03):
And British bulldog in the most eye should not be
wet right now, But I am soaked outfit i've ever seen.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
He's so sweaty.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Yeah, he is drenched. And I mean, I gotta say,
and I've talked about it before, I have such a
soft spot for this very short bulldog wf jeans run.
I don't know why. I just loved it.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Yeah, he came out in regular clothes here with the jeans,
with the boots.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
No, just sweaty.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Yeah, I mean it must have been fucking hot in there.
He was probably chilling there all day.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Yeah, just hot of perspiration, of course, not anything else.
He definitely was.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
He absolutely if anyone thought he was like sweating off
any sort of extra curriculars, you would be wrong.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yeah, all right, and start. So Bulldog comes out and says,
first of all, let's get about Stone. Call Steve Austin
right now, because you and I made a deal last night,
and correct me if I'm wrong. Triple h. Mister game boy.
He tries so hard to make this game boy thing

(30:13):
like a real insult. This never ever worked. But I
don't know if anyone was really looking to latch onto
anything the British Bulldog was doing here in nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Yeah, I mean, this was a tough pool.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
I'm just kind of surprised they even went for it,
especially around this time. So British Bulldog says, the deal
was that if either one of them became champion, the
other one would get the very first total shot. Next
I owned raw and guess what hunta I think tonight
raw is wa Yeah, dude, right, that's of the show. Yeah,

(30:47):
I think it's every week, but I think I think
he's I don't really care what you have, Jerry. That
was not lying.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
I just wanted to put that in there.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
And then goes to speak and Bulldog says, hey, you speak. Smiles.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
He just wants this to be over, so he troop.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Le Ah is definitely tilted door in this and I'm
sure this didn't go exactly how you played in his brain.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
The smile you play here was the same smile he
had when seeing punk starts shitting on his movie or whatever.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Smart. I can't wait to shit on you in the back, buddy,
And he says, I did not come back to the
WWF for nothing. I came back to w for one thing,
and that is to be call him the World Rustling
Federation chump you on, and tonight that belt is gone
around the British Bulldog's waist. The crowd is not like,

(31:46):
they don't know what to take of him. They don't
know if they should be cheering him. They've been led
to believe that they should not like this guy at all,
so they're kind of dead here.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Well, you know what's crazy is. I feel like the
audience here shifted completely for the WWF. There's a good
chance that no one here knew who the fuck this
was still Yeah, I mean rights and or why this
like mattered, or why they should care about this guy
in jeans. Yeah, like the audience shifted to like college

(32:16):
dudes that just wanted to come out of the crotch
chop and shit. I really just could not give a
fuck about the British Bulldog right now, you know, you get.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
The fuck out of here, like I want to say
you finally.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Yeah, British Bulldog says, hey, didn't you say I get
a title shot? And then tripa A says I lied,
I lied.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
You're not getting nothing, and Bulldog says, well, we could
do this anyway you want. Game Boy is not not
want to take your ass out. I could take your
ass out right now, or I could take your ass
out later on Raw for the title. Screw you, you
know what being the arrogance son of a bitch you are,
stop talking, please hi and done not that dig Stop

(33:10):
saying the World of Wrestling Federation hodog gam You're saying
it too much times for the World Wrestling Federation championship.
But what is this though World Wrestling Federation census. Well,
bulldogs had enobody attacks Triple H. China comes up and
attacks them from behind. Bulldog goes for her TRIPLEH low

(33:32):
blows them, and then they start stomping them out. Fucking
just bry for real kicking is The referees comes down
and Jerry says, oh, our regular refs are here to intervene.
They're emphasizing that the real refs are.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Mean cor Daris was here in the in the ARMCD.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Dude, he's gonna sling all fucking night.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Yeah, dude, I mean it beat the ship out of
the Bulldog.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
By the way, they do that for the rest of
his run here, he just gets fucked up and then
he gets put in the dog poop. Ah. Yeah, I
mean you kind of start feeling a little bit heatless

(34:17):
return where he just gets beat up all the time.
He's fucked up and they put him in ship. Damn.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
You know, I didn't even think about that, but I
mean they were ugh. I mean, China was stomping the
I was gonna say, dog ship doesn't seem right?

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Yeah, that sucks, man. I didn't have to do that
to him, but they did. Yeah, Wolvin's comes out here
and he says that Bulldog's not getting a shot at
the title.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
The way that they get to this Vincent housemate, his
British Bulldog just stands up after getting stopped out.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Right, Bulldog will not get a title shot tonight, which
is a shame for him, and instead he's going to
defend the title. Triple H is going to defend the
title against the guy that British Dog screwed out of
his championship opportunity last night with a folding metal chair
the rock and fucking Triple H flips the fuck out.
This place drops, dude, they go fucking crazy. They want

(35:25):
to see Triple hGe get his ass whopped. Triple H
does not want to get his ass.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
I'm sorry, I'm still just confused on what they were
doing with the British Bulldog. I mean, I'm up for
dis Yeah, how is this guy supposed to get over
He's not. He comes out and says, I want a
title shot because you told me I could have one.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
No, And then bench comes out no, and then.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
They stop him out and then they put him in
dog poop. What the fuck?

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Yeah, so he he loses that match. He eventually does
get a title shot against Triple H and I think
it's the match where the Rock is the referee, so
he just kicks both their ass's. Then Bulldog goes back
and like starts fucking just having random matches, I think,
and then he gets putting the dog damn. Yeah. Well

(36:18):
we have Big Show versus Why two j scheduled for tonight. Ah.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
We have the New Age Outlaws having an open challenge
for the tag titles.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
No one is there's no challengers already, like they could
just make a batch. Yeah, the Outlaws had just come back.
I think I think road Dog was injured. I think
they just won the tag titles too. Yeah. I think
it might have been the week before or the weeks before.
It could have been he was injured, or it was
one of the many times they just got back together.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Yeah, which it might have been, because I for some
reason I remember they got back together and they might
have beat Rock and Sock for the tag titles.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Well, we also have Ivory versus Moolah and May.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Young in a handicap match. Handicap match that we find
out is also an evening gown match. Yeah, that must
have changed backstage or something, because someone said it and
they all laughed and said okay.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
So apparently Moolah attacked Ivory on Heat and then Moolah
and May Young ganged up on Ivory and beat her
up backstage unforgiven.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
After she defended the heart of the women's side on
a hardcore match, Mulah and May Young kicked her asked
some more, which is leading to, of course, tonight's evening
gown match.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
Jeff Jarrett and Miss Kitty are talking to Tom Pritchard backstage.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
That's my fucking wife. Guys.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
That tells me so much. When Jerry Lawler does like here,
Kitty Kitty, I get angry.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
I do I really like?

Speaker 2 (37:50):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
I don't want to hear it just stated it never
caught on and it sucked like he was definitely trying
to make a new Puppies thing with her. It just
didn't work. You freak well.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Mick Foley and a walking draper walking backstage with balloons
and presents.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Yeah, mankind says this will definitely make up for last night.
You dding the Rock What the heck was I thinking?
And when he sees your face, the Rock is gonna
go banana.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Stephanie McMahon is talking to Test at Burlington Coat Factory.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
I don't know where did you go for this?

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Gamart, a suit fitter walks up with a checkerboard gimmick,
and Steph says, yep, this is the one you're gonna
wear for sure.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Favorite collar. Yeah, they have some ugly fucking tuxedos. Some
dude that looks like Pat Patterson. Go banana. He fucks up,
and Steph says, ooh, it's your favorite collar. And then
she says, you got something like more elegantly classic black,
and guy says I do, and he stands here and
step says okay, can you go get it? He says okay.
Then we see Testing at full tuxedo and all the

(38:56):
girls in the crowd go ooh. I didn't realize Test
what tas as was always obviously always the ladies man,
but I didn't know Test was. But the girls enjoy
him here and step says, all you look so handsome,
and Test says, can we go lingerie shopping now? And
she says yes? And I said, okay, right, I mean
that's of course this is leading to I mean, this

(39:16):
leads to a big This is leading to the Dirty
Panties on a pall match. Yeah, oh my god, this
shop from Dirty Jr.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
So we have Jeff Jarrett with Tom Prichard and Miss
Kitty town Hall.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
They are somehow a focal point of the show.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
This thing is Russo booking this.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Oh no, I think he might already be gone, right,
I don't know. He goes to WW in October a
month after this. There he is, Oh my yeah, so
Jeff Jarrett is his boy too, so like Jeff Jarrett's
on the show.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
So yeah, there is the next paper view, the one
where Jeff Jarrett allegedly holds Vince big Man up with
the gun.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Is it the fucking good Housekeeping match? And unforgiven it
has to be. I don't know, I don't know the timeline.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
But it's definitely here. It's definitely like right here, Jeff
Jarrett looks like he was picked off of WCW and
put over here.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Yeah, he's got the short, spiky hair.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
He's got the little pants.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Sure, I mean this guy is ready to be WCW
World Champion.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Nine times in four days.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Understandable, Jared. They come out to the ring and Jared
sash Tom was a head scab referee here in WWF,
and I was like, oh, okay, so that son of
a bitch you see, that's why he's here because he
was involved in the match last night. So last time,
I'm forgiven. Jared came out with Deborah without Deborah, excuse me,
only Miss Kitty and May and Mulla were at ringside.
Jared went to use the guitar during the match on China,

(40:51):
but May and Mulla got in the ring and Jared
gave them a double clothes line. They had a picture
of it too, which was funny. It's still shot of
Jared give him a double clothesline. Dude.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
May Young doesn't seem like a real person, Like no
watching this, watching any of this with May Young, she
feels like she was created to be a character on
this show.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
It's like a parody of an old person. She's like
everything you would visualize an old persons.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
No idea how any of this happened, like May Young
being able to like bump and like she die go
over the top rope and its insane. Just it just
seems like she was created out of thin air to
exist only on this show. And when this show went
off the air, she just like went asleep until it

(41:41):
was time for the next row.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
I mean she from all accounts she would tell people
to beat the shit out of her too. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Yeah, I'll never forget hearing about the Bubba Ray stuff
where Yeah, I mean she was like, just put me
through the table, help me.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Event. So Deborah, by the way, I don't forgive, and
took the guitar from Jared hit charr with it in
China beat him, but head scab referee Tom Pritchard came
down and replayed the ending of the match and the
decision was reversed, and then China pedigreed Tom Richard.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
So jaredy he gave him a good pedigree too.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
It looked great in the still shot that I saw,
got some good height on it, Jared says China, Deborah,
I don't want any women out here and getting hurt
on your behalf. So I'm gonna make it real simple.
Accept our challenge and there won't be a skank in
the house to get hurt. It's going to be the
battle of this sex is doctor Tom and myself against
China and Deborah. And let's see if you two women
have the balls to accept and Jared's very upset about it.

(42:33):
Ye Oh, I beg your pardon, mister. Well, Jared's music
hits and I thought, oh, here comes Deborah, but no,
the music playing was for them to get the fuck
out of here, which is what they do. I was
so confused.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
They did a town hall for a match later tonight.
They must have expected that to be a big ratings hit.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
I mean, it was awkward as shit. And then Jared says, well,
I'm being told Michael Cole was trying to get a
word China and Deborah, and then it stops for a
minute as soon as possible. Okay, we don't hear from
her for like a while. Well, raw is War is
brought to you by Frown.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
Mmm WWF the Music Volume three.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
That's a good album. I like that one.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
And WWF SmackDown Trading.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Cards, dude. I found a ton of those, like in
the past few years at like a game store. They
just had them on like the I was fucking buying
some games and they just had like the little fucking
cardboard gimmick with all those in them, and I bought
like ten packs just because yeah, yeah, I don't remember.
They're kind of cool. They're like, uh, they're they're good quality. Actually,

(43:34):
I was surprised for you know, ninety nine trading cards.
Ww fucking trading cards at the very least. But yeah,
I was like, oh sho, these are cool.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
Well, now it's time for Big Show versus Chris Jericho
with mister Hughes.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Mister Hughes Curtis Hughes in this bitch. I I love
this fucking little run that he had to hear with Jericho.
He wears Jericha's fucking the ring jacket. Yeah, that's that's awesome.
And big Show. I mean again, we've talked about it
before you listen to this podcast enough. We've talked about
a lot. There had to just be something they didn't

(44:06):
like backstage with this guy or something or what he
ever was here. But I don't know how you look
at this guy and he's not the champion already, dude,
I mean, he looks great here, he looks nuts like
he's in peak form here, and jerich go's here and
he's a he's not big at shit, and he starts
talking during his entrance and the MIC's not coming thrill

(44:28):
on TV. But I guess it came through the house
speakers because the crowd was saying his shit with him. Also,
his MIC did not have the regular raw as war
like flag on it. It had raw his Jericho, which
I thought was pretty cute. He uh, he says. I
know that people expect me to brag and glode about
the fact that I ended Ken scam Rock's career, but
that's exactly what I'm gonna do. Scam Rock, you should

(44:49):
be thrilled that you survived during encounter y too, Jay,
with only a body cast and attraction to worry about.
And I am one bad Mamma, jamma. Look at my
track record. Their dog under injury, scam Rocket incapacitated in definitely.
And now the wfs newest most dangerous man is gonna
end the wf's biggest waste of sperm in you Big Show,

(45:10):
because when I'm finished, you will never ever bore these
jeracoholics again. First of all, that's fucked up. I mean,
like Big Show is a tremendous successful use of sperm.
I mean, look at this guy, like this is a
peak human being, seven foot what a specimen? Yeah, like
he could have did it all like great use of
com and that and and I was never bored by

(45:33):
this guy, at least in this era, maybe later on
SmackDown in twenty ten against a bertad Rio and Seamus.
It's just unbelievable. The Beanie, Yes, oh my god, the bear,
the bear Beanie.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Well, Jericho rushes that Big Show, but Big Show picks
him up and launches him into the air.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Holy fucking dude. He it's so impressive how he does this,
because they very obviously are slipping on each other, and
Big Show is just such a goddamn animal that he
full body weight, just deadlifts Jericho into the air and
throws him.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
Prince Albert joins us on commentary.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Great, that's like I said, Okay, he's out here in
WWF long sleeve. He's a backstage producer.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Well, he's a backstage producer, a professional piercist, and a
professional demolitionist.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
As we all knew. And he said, I want to
get a good look at his goof up closer personal
and Jared says, which one. Albert says, the big Sloan.
Albert says, he's a professional piercest a professional demolitionist, and
when I knock down this Big Show, I will be
the new skyscraper in this town is out like Albert's

(46:48):
mad that a taller guy came into the company. That's funny.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
Well, Big Show headbutts mister Hughes off the apron. Ah,
come on, that's my guy, and Jericho kicks him down
and starts going for his legs. Jericho uses one of
his one thousand and four holds, which is an arm
scissors seated style.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
After working the legs for his finish, he works the arm,
which doesn't work out great for him because Big Show
dead lifts him in the air and throws him to
the floor.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
He just stands up with him. It was awesome looking
it was.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
It was actually great. At first I was I was like,
why the fuck is Jericho doing this? But it was
for that spot.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Well, Big Show tries to choke slam Jericho, but he
holds onto the rope while the ref gets distracted by
mister Hughes.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
He gets distracted to buy Minster Hughes just being there.
Teddy Long looks him and says, whoa what are you
doing here? You stop firing.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
Jericho low blows this. Big Show kicks some of the balls,
but it didn't hurt that bad because Big Show just
goozles him.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Anyways, Show stop for time.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Yeah, Big Show picks up Jericho for the show's stopper,
but the ref calls for the bell because he hates
this match. Not a good showing for the refs here
in their first match.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Since pours back and they will make decisions as they
need this ye just go ahead and call it even
worse reason to call for the bell.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Fucking fun what happens here?

Speaker 1 (48:26):
So the ref calls for the bell and you're like, well,
why the hell they do that? Don't see it?

Speaker 2 (48:31):
Like you?

Speaker 1 (48:31):
There's like all you see is the ref turn and
then call for the bell. Is it was a Montreal
screech of jokes like the style and the camera pans
over and Prince Albert is on the top road in a.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
WWF turtleneck and jeans and he fucking missile drive.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Kicks Big Show while he is still holding Jericho so hard.
He kicks it like there is no I don't know
if it was just too close or Albert underestimated his leap,
but he kicks the ship out of him and the
referee was just so disgusted looking at him on the
top rope. Get your ball out of here? Do anything yet?

Speaker 2 (49:16):
Is this? I mean, is this technically interfering if you
climb to the top rope and sit there. I mean,
if you don't do anything, is it against the rules.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
I like the idea that he just called it because
the match suck and Albert just happened to be there.
Albert was gonna run in like a nookie for the
match sucked Dark City and it was supposed to be
him in draws, but DRS just wasn't told. Well.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
The Dog runs down the ramp because he's going to
attack Chris Jericho because Chris Jericho ended his career.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
He's attacking him because Jered lied and told Brett Hart
road Dog said he's JRN Commentary is trying to go
into his way. He says, Oh my god, road Dog's
out here to attack Chris Jericho. Road Dog just kicks
mister Hughes's ass and then runs away.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Yeah, mister Hughes gets in between him and Jericho just
scampers away.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
And the winner of the match in my eyes is
road Dog because his music plays well.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
We go backstage. Mick Foley tells the Walking Drape that
Rock is gonna be so happy when he sees whatever
this says.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
He says, gonna go completely nut. Well, Stevie Richards is
here dressed his dude Love and he goes, oh, and
Mankind says, what the hell are you doing? Like breaks
the voices, what the fuck are you doing? Stevie says,
I want to ask for a favor. Since I'm one
of the dozens and dozens of Mankind's fans, I was
wondering if I could borrow your gimmick. Stevie is standing
there dressed as dude Love, and Mankind says, no, you

(50:54):
can't be mankind. That'll cut my royalties. And he says no,
not mankind, and make says, well, Cagnus Jag is very
near to my heart, and he says, no, look what
I'm wearing. I want to be dude Love. And make
God spits a drink all over him and says, why
I hate dude Love. He says, yeah, you want to

(51:17):
be a dude go ahead. Yeah, it's not too much fun, though,
you know, stock up on the oysters and vitamin C.
And Stevee says okay and he leaves, and Mankind leans
over to the draped person and says, ah, the chicks
hated dude Love. It was all part of the gimmick.
So stone Coat is walking and he's talking.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
WWF dot com.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Download this the Rock dot com video, dude. Yeah, they
are really trying to get some stees for the Rock
dot Com that.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
I went to it and I was like, oh, maybe
let's go to something crazy, but it just goes to
ww dot com. Not as exciting. Download this the rock
dot com. What they talk? They talk about this again later?
Why do I download this?

Speaker 2 (52:05):
All right? All that I mean, you probably downloaded a
ton of spyware when you went to the Rock dot Com.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Yeah, for sure. A command prompt.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Popped up for a quarter second.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Spy wearing just adds a bunch of pictures of the
Rock on your computer. Change is on your fold your
pictures to the Rock.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
Command prop pops up for a half second, and then
a bunch of pictures of the Rock doing the people's
eye crops up for you.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
You get a boom tongue pie videos that sucks. It
plays his music starts playing on your speakers. Give fu
JABRONI turn your R drive sideways. So we go backstage.

(52:58):
Michael Cole is here with China.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Well, finally, ask China about Jeff Jarrett's Battle of the
sexiest challenge.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
She says she's in. She says out, you know you
couldn't after last night, you couldn't stop me from getting
the ring with these two. But Deborah, a little warning.
I've got no grudge against you. You get in the ring,
you might just be a casualty. So if I were
you at stay away. China implies that if Deborah gets
in the rings, you will be killed tonight. Michael.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
If I say no, will I be fired?

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Yeah? Probably all right? Likely? I accept, Thank you, Let
see you later in this semi main Oh thanks, I
didn't know where we were on the card. I appreciate
that no one knows. I just decided that for everybody here.
So now it's time for the stone Cold town Hall.

(53:44):
Stone Cold still as over as ever. The crowd goes
fucking crazy when he comes out most over guy on
this show by a country mile. Oh my god, like
I mean, the Rock obviously gets a great reaction, but
Stone Cold is completely different level here. The stone Cold
gets in the ring, and Austin says, you can only
imagine when I rolled into Greensboro, North Carolina. Then I

(54:04):
was a little surprised and a lot pitched off to
find out that Triple H was ordered to defend a
WWF title against not me, as Vince McMahon promised, but
against the Rock. In all due respect to the Rock,
just don't go Steve Auston once. What's his? So I
want Vince mricmon to bring his carcass out here because
the son of a bitch got some splein of the

(54:25):
dude is don't go Deeve Auston. Crowd likes that because shit,
they want to know why to. So Vince comes out
and he's coming down the ramp and Austin while his
music is playing and he's doing his entrance, says, hey
put a little springing to steps shine he got, yeah,
I thought that was funny as shit, definitely fucking improved H.
And Vince says, you want an explanation. Oh you're damn right,

(54:47):
I want an explanation. Oh right, Well, he says, you're
in titled to one. And even though I said it privately,
I like the public. Thank you for reinstating me. And
I did say if you were reinstate me, you get
a title shot. The only thing I didn't say this,
I didn't say one. And Austin gets right in his
face like it's fucking's funny as hell because his face
you can see Vince has the look in his eyes

(55:08):
of I know I'm about to get my ass skined.
And Vince says, those looks are unnecessary. I've seen that
look before and that's not called for. He says, you
will get your title shot in, and you'll get in
less than three weeks. Said no mercy, no matter who
the champion is, and Austin says, let me make sure
I understand what you're saying, because for a long time
you've been full of complete crap. What you're saying is

(55:31):
is I will get my title shot in no mercy. Yes,
that's exactly what I said. Right. I'm not sure how
anything could have got misconstrued there. That sod psent what
I said. Well, Steve, to get your title shot, I
need you to go home, log into your computer and
go to the rock dot com. Oh you're not getting
me a go with that shot. I have Rocky on

(55:57):
my computer for three weeks. Austin says, well, I've got
to say to you, is that Dan Well better be
what happens or this is the like me, this is
a top tier Austin threat that I think is super underrated.
He says that damn well better be what happens or
I will, like never before, stop a mud hole in
your ass, like never before. It's like such a top

(56:21):
tier threat, like, oh fuck drop and that is the
bottom nine because don't coach head Austin's music kids, and
he leaves. I mean, this is the Vince Austin stuff
is just untouchable, man.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
Yeah, I mean Steve Austin is great at his delivery
so much so here at the end you can tell
why this guy was the top guy. Just his ability
to change stuff on a whim and just make it better.
It's just some unbelievable And he was also a great
worker there seems to like I don't know if people
like remember him as a great worker or not, Like

(56:58):
everyone just kind of remembers him for being super reverend ship,
but yeah, it was an awesome worker too. Well we
have the GTV segment.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
Well, uh yeah, that's odd.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
Yeah, what was like so g T We thought about
GTV before, but it was kind of just like it
was just supposed to be like a bumper almost.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
It was like just a bumper on the show, just
something to talk about, just something away. It was a
device they used to just make stories happen in a
different way.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
I guess, well, they wouldn't even follow up on these
most of the time. It was literally just kind of like,
here's a bumper forget about it before.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
The next segment, sure, yeah, it was odd?

Speaker 1 (57:42):
Was it?

Speaker 2 (57:43):
Was it Terry Runnalds in this segment?

Speaker 1 (57:44):
Was Terry Runnalds? Right, it was Terry Runalds and the
Mean Street Posse And they're hanging out in a hotel
room and Joey Abs and Rodney are both in towels
and it is implied that they had just both taken turns.
Fucking Terry.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Uh, they just took showers together, right, that's what I thought.
Okay segment, Yeah, peak Gas is angry because he's very stinky.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
Got you root for me? I need someone to watch
my ass? Yeah, Terry says, now that I've done this
for you, now there's something I want you to do
for me, and Rodney just fucking runs a down and says,
no way. He says, get the fuck out of here
your old news and beat it. And she says, what
the fuck? And he says, and Joey Epp says, we
just did what we wanted and get your stuff and
get out of here. So she's pissed and she leaves,
and Peak Gas, who had just stripped down to his underwear, says, guys,

(58:35):
fucking doing you're ruining for me? Why I always got
to be the caboose said, but I like your idea
more that. He just feels like shit.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
Yeah, didn't even get to take three showers.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
That choose a lot of water. Man.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
This wws water who gives a shit.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
For it?

Speaker 2 (58:56):
We have the WWF Boot of the Week, brought to
you by Love Tough Boots built for this city. That's lugs.
Dela Brown hits a power bomb on Mark Henry and
then the low Down for the win at Unforgiven and
he wins the European title.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
I wrote sky High. I fucking still don't get this right.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
I mean, they're interchangeable.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
In my brain, they are, but I know there's a
right one and a wrong one. But just I assume
sky High is the one where he's jumping, and the
low Down is the one where he's dropping somebody down.
But he's jumping and going down and he's lifting them high.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
He's lifting them sky high.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
I'll try to remember it. I won't, but I'll try.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Lugs boots and jeans with attitude. Lugs decide and conquer.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
All right, Lugs. Fuck is Jesus? Do you buy lugs yet?
Get the US I'll get the day of Lugs.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
Steve Blackman versus Delo Brown European title match is up next.
So Steve Blackman's like a serious character here. He's not
doing head cheese, He's not with al Snel, but like
he's still taken.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Seriously, right, He's a threat to the European division.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
Right, Well, d Loo looks great here.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
He does he does.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
For whatever reason, they put the boot of the Week
right here. I just thought I would separate.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
It, you know, I mean it was just easier too,
But yeah it was. It was they because I guess
they had the recap un forgiven first, so they picked
their spots between the entrances. But uh, and then they
do the match starts and we get the fire pro cam.
Will they where they show the title graphic? Because they
just had too much going on to show it already.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
I guess Draws is out here right as the match begins,
and they asked, Draws, why did you come out here,
and Draws says, the booking agent forgot I was with Albert,
so I thought I would come out here and get
my face on TV. He I mean, that's literally what
he says.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
He legit says that, and Jerry says, all right, what
do your pain tars? Online? Like what Draws is out
here dressed like Jeff Hardy and in the jeans and yeah,
like what like this is so Russo it's unreal now
that I think about it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
Yeah, I didn't even think about it at all, but
uh yeah, that's you're absolutely right.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
The booking agent forgot about Prince Albert and I, so
I got to come out here and get my face
on TV. All right? Than I could not be asked
even a little bit about this segment, So do whatever
you want. I would actually love to move on. We
just had Steve Austin out here.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
I don't give a fuck about Drawings.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
You know, I'm starting to regret coming out here. Jim, Oh, well,
pipe back, don't fight back, Shut up, Jerry. Let me
see what you got. I'll show you old Lord Tony
war did. Yeah, Jerry, you know what. By the way,

(01:02:09):
how long into the match is it taken? And realized
that it was Jimmy Corderes and he had the sling on.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
Let's see where I wrote it down here, Ah, I
wrote it down somewhere here. Oh, I wrote it down
after Dela does the leg drop with theatrics, I wrote down,
Wait a minute, the ref.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Is in an arm sling It's the exact same time
I noticed it. It's the same way of my notes.
I said, Dela does his leg drop cinmick l m
a O. The ref has a fucking slingle. There was
like nine refs back there, and they said, Jimmy, you
got this one. It's your job, like you fought for

(01:02:47):
this right, you scam bastard. So you get in there.
So draws on commentary here by the way, he says
that thing in the beginning. Then he proceeds to have
the most awkward commentary I have ever heard. So Delo
does his leg drop Kimmick and draws and this, I'm
gonna do this as best as I can. He draws.

(01:03:08):
Is Jr. Is talking and behind him you can hear draws.
Go come on. He just says, come on, very low,
very awkward, come on. And then fucking Dilo is getting
the crowd fired up, and Draws says, listen to the people, like,
what the fuck are you doing out here, buddy?

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
So Delo drops the leg Steve Blackman kicks out it too.
The ref is Jimmy Corderis, who was in an arm sling.
Steve Blackman throws Dilo into the steps and then hits
Delo with the kindowstick. The ref calls for the bell
and the match gets thrown out another classic.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
Yes, well, the referee of course has power again, so
Steve Blackman doesn't even consider arguing with him. He just
takes his kindow stick that he is used on everyone
and just leaves the referee alone until he walks around
to find Jim Dotson in the crowd doing security, who
he then hits with a kendo stick, drags him over

(01:04:12):
the guardrail and beats him repeatedly with the kendostick. But
that's not the only thing that's going on as a gyms.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
No, because Draws is attacking Delo Brown Yes, off camera.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
Off camera because on commentary says I'm gonna go check
on de Loo, and they're like they legit ignore him. Jr. Says,
oh my god, Jay Blackman, I'm gonna go check on Dilo.
He's kicking Jim Dotson's ass, So we don't see any
of what Draws is.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
Doing at first, No Draws is kicking Delo.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
And then it cuts over to Draws and Dilo and
Delo's on the ground and he's kind of facing the ring.
You can't see his face or anything, and Lawler says.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
Oh, I didn't he Wait a minute, you know, he
went over there, and I think he puked on him.
There is no site, like nothing in view of maybe
a little something on the floor at Draws his feet.

(01:05:18):
It a lot. Oh what a drawsy for lunch? For
God's sake, what do you dog? Poop?

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
Shocks man?

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
So yeah, they Draws was meant to throw up on
Delo here. He didn't do it. Well, they didn't show
it anyway, and then he leaves. Mark Henry is also here,
not worried about the puke. Well, he was here to
talk things over with Delo. But then Delo got puked on.

(01:05:52):
They should have had Draws to a drive by throwing
up on Jim Donson, or he should have thrown up
in Jimmy Corder's a sling. One of these would have
been funnier Instead, he threw up on the floor and left.
This was the European title match. Just Sara, I remember
that part. And Steve Blackman did not give a fuck

(01:06:15):
all about winning that title. He got himself tecut and
instead took his problems where they really mattered, which was
the security guard. This title match was set up so
Steve Blackman could continue his feud with the head of security,
and so Dilo could get thrown up on.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
And Barbara Bush Jim Dodson and Barbara Bush versus Steve Blackman.
So he goes backstage. Big Foley is walking with the
drape and all the balloons, and he runs into Steve
Boston walking.

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
Walking. He's walking the entire building.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
He's lost, sucker, you going, oh sorry, usually I know
where is that?

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
And of course here he wrote this is like me
playing fucking shut in your mouth, continuously looping the corridor
looking for someone to talk to. He's walking around backstage.
He says, he gets the crowded chant rocket sock. He says, oh, Greensboro,
we love you. Commercial break. Then during the break, bick

(01:07:26):
Foley was still walking around and he ran in his
stone cold and man cuts his Steve we got a
hell of a party going on night you want to
come along? Well, god damn song.

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
That sounds really fun, I think. So Mick Foley runs
into Steve Austin and Steve gets asked to the party
and he says.

Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
No, oh right, that's actually what happened. Sorry, yeah, he
just said no. But thank you, he said, I appreciate it,
but I ain't gonna be able to make it tonight,
which is very nice.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
All right, now it is time for the Mankind and
the Walking Drape town Hall.

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
So Jr. Explains it here he is, I think Mick
is a little concern that and the heat of the
Battle of the Rock was a little myth with mcfoley.
And he's explaining this, and someone in the crowd has
a big ass cardboard cut out of Foley with the
chef Boyarde and Lawler. In the middle of JR. Explaining
the angle says, what is that? You really fucking get

(01:08:38):
under my skin? Do you not remember the commercial we ran?
It was an We made a lot of money off that.
He was on an island. So Mankind comes out here,
he has balloons and gifts and he uh, he says,
I guess probably a lot of you watched the show
last night, and I know what I did, and I
got to live with it. I stayed up all night
to think of aid to make it up to the rock,

(01:09:00):
and I got it right here. So after a lot
of soul surgeon, I like to say, he is the
this is the most like mankind doing this voice. Like
he drops this at some point, by the way, yeah right,
this is still him doing squeaky voice. So after a
lot of soul surgeon, I like to say, at least
in my heart, the rock and sock connection lives on.
And I'm gonna ask the people. And I thought he

(01:09:21):
was talking about the crowd, but he met the people
in the back, the little old people. I'm gonna ask
the people to play the music, and if you come out,
that'll be the first step towards forgiveness. And if you don't,
I have to accept the rock and sock connection is dead.
Hit the music, rock, the crowd chant rocky rocks. Music hits,
and he doesn't really he's actually ready to go. He's there.
He comes out. I thought they were gonna like, you know,

(01:09:42):
milk it a little, but he comes out probly because
the knew the ship was gonna go long as fuck.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
So he comes out in the five hundred dollars shirt.
The sharp sideburns looks great. The rock dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
Went up today, The rock dot com Huge lower Third,
and Jrs. This is even funnier now that way you
have talked about this. J says, the internet will never
be the shame and you'll know what I mean if
you visit.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
The Rock says, give me all your pass words Pasky's
and to have some porn. The Rock says, I'm gonna
kill all your neo pets.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
The Rock says, look at his cat play a piano.
So Rock says he doesn't need any apologies. And if
the Rock got his ass whooped, then he got it
whooped by himself, And if he whooped ass, then he
whooped ass by himself. And the Rocks obviously got a
tuddle mestion night. What do you want or Mankind says,

(01:10:44):
I guess this means you're not too mad at me
because I got something I think you're gonna like. This
is big Rock, This is important, as a matter of fact,
this is your life. And fucking music starts playing, and
Mankind starts dancing on the ring, and then Pirra goes
off above the ring that the rock cells, which is
very fucking funny. Care is everyone in the arena, They're like,

(01:11:05):
whoa shit? Then confetti and balloons start falling down. I mean,
I am actually like I legit was laughing at just
this part. He said, Wow, this is fucking funny as shit.
So fucking balloons and confetti are coming down. Jerry Lawler says,
what the hell is this? And j R. Says Hia
party Kang and Lallah says who paid for this? And

(01:11:25):
Jerry says, well, man kind of course, Lalla says why
For some reason he couldn't believe that that enough money
for so all the balloons fall, which of course means
now for the entirety of the rest of this promo,
people will be popping balloons. Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
Mankind even acknowledges that. He says, whoa why everybody's popping
these balloons?

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
He says, I want you to look real close, as
we looking at the pages of yesteryear, do you remember
this voice? And some woman's voice comes on the you
know you heard of the speakers and says, Dwayne, would
you like to answer that important question, which is, of
course what all teachers said. That's how teachers talk, and

(01:12:12):
she said Dwayne. Jo says Dwayne. So this music starts
playing and mankind introduces this woman. This is your sixth
grade home economics teacher, Miss Betty Griffith. A woman comes
down and she has a nameplate, said, He introduced her

(01:12:34):
as the sixth grade home economics teacher, Miss Betty Griffith,
and her name plate says the rock sixth grade English
teacher of Miss stir Bert. So for the rest of
the provo, the rest of the segment, nobody gets a
name plate. They legit stop the name plates because they
were like, oh fuck, like this is he just this

(01:12:56):
making shit. That's fucking funny. It was like it couldn't
have been any more wrong it was. It was so funny.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
Pops up, I swear it was like Jim rossis somebody said,
missus shervert, Oh that's that's what it says. Did she
get to the ring and man guy says missus Griffith
was maybe the first one to smell what the rock
is cooker.

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
And jash, well, she looks excited to be Yeah. I
loved when she went in for the hug and the
rock put out the hand stops her immediately you know,
and the Rock say sure. The Rock remembers you sixth
grade home class, right, you remember how all year long
all the Rock wanted to do in your class was
make pancakes. And you never let the Rock make his pancakes,

(01:13:54):
did you? You wanted the Rock to make chocolate chip cookies,
blueberry muffins, but never pancakes. But right before summer vacation
you said, tomorrow, I got a nice surprise. I'm gonna
finally let you make your pancakes. And then the next
day you came to the Rock and said Rock. All

(01:14:18):
of the team just called him Rock Rock. Unfortunately, I'm
all out of Anchemima, and Lawler says, oh, Rock says
that's okay. The Rock says this, you like to cook,
like to bake bread, and you know your rolls right wheat, But.

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
The way he says it is so funny.

Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
He goes wheat, thank you, Jim. Well, The Rock says this,
you should know your role and shut your mouth. Take
a little walk down, know your roll boulevard, hang that
right on jar bony drive, and then proceed to check
your aunt. Jemima, no pancake. Having ass directedly you do,

(01:15:05):
let's back down and she gets super flustered. She's fucking
not having it. She leaves. Mankinds a sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
Yeah, I thought it was funny how he got to that.
I mean, he really really went all the way down the.

Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
Line to get to that one. Doesn't he make any sense?
Why she going there?

Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
You know your roles rights is fucking tremendous.

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
Yeah, so, Mankind says, all right, Rock Leuby, make it
up to you. I got another surprise. This one will
put goosebumps on those arms. Let's hear that voice. Alright,
God said gotta let his hand. That's right, Coach Everett
Heart is here.

Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
Let me hear that voice. Welcome to Camp Navarro.

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
So you're the new replacement.

Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
You are out of uniform, soldier, where power?

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
Armer?

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
Sergeant do.

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
The Rock? I must have missed that one, Cannibal Johnson.
Mankind says, this guy gave the Rock the testicular fortitude,
that would be his trademark. So this guy gets in
the ring, he's the coach, and he goes to shake
Rock's hand, and the Rock does not go to shake

(01:16:27):
his hand, and Rock says, how you doing, coach?

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
Coach?

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
You remember the last game of the season. I love
that the Rock has a very direct story about every
one of them, like this is this is so well
put together, and I I don't you think they knew
this was gonna do as well as it did, Like
they gave it twenty I don't know. Yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah, no,
it's fucking fantastic. It's just like it's I imagine it

(01:16:53):
was one of those things that they thought was good,
but like, I can't imagine they thought it was gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
Be like a life perfect storm of stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
I think hundred percent. Yeah, percuh So, Rock says, you
remember the last game of the season when it was
two minutes left in the game and the Rock made
that quarterback sack and the QB went to high five
to the Rock, and the Rock said, oh no, no, no, no,
the Rock doesn't do high fives, but he will do this.
And the Rock gave the quarterback a boot and ddt
him right in the middle of the field. And instead

(01:17:20):
of congratulating the Rock, you made the Rock run sprints
that night after the game in front of all the
Rocks faces, like, of course, what the fuck?

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
I love how he told that a whole story. And
then he stops and he says, that's a really nice
whistle you have. He had your neck.

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
I immediately do I said, oh, this other story didn't
mean anything.

Speaker 2 (01:17:46):
Coach.

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
Is that the same whistle you used that night? You
mind giving it a little blow one time for the Rock?
He does, and Rock says, the Rock would like you
to do something special with that whistle. Oh, I wonder
what that could be. The Rock would like you to
take that whistle you got, the very whistle you put
to your lips, shine it up real nice. Well, that's nice,

(01:18:09):
and turn that some bit sideways, straight up your candy ass,
and then hit the bricks. Get the hell out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:18:21):
Coaching the bricks, you jerk, What the hell is your
problem taking Rock out the game?

Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
Taking Rock out the game was not anything that was
explained here. The Rock was in the hit the bricks,
you jerk. Listen, you're BRONI that strike due the Rock
is done with your silly little jokes. The Rock's got
a tunnel mess and I to get this book crop
over with, which is true. I didn't like the fact

(01:18:51):
that the Rock wrestles on this show is actually crazy
to me in my brain, this is like what they
do and it's you know that's right. Yeah, yeah, So
Mankind and says, all right, well this is not bull crap.
I'm about to show the millions. And the Rock stops
them and says, don't you ever do that again? Check
just give me a Refridgeman. So Mankind says, I want

(01:19:14):
to show him a little different side of the Rock.
Of course, I thought I know very well the sensitive
side of the Rock, and I think the following voice
will spark that sensitive side. And the voice, a woman's voice,
can be heard over the PA and says, Duane, can
I please run my fingers through your hair one more time?
The Rock does not look thrilled. Man Cutt says it
pulled some strings. And here she is the Rock's high

(01:19:35):
school sweetheart, miss Joanne Andmbrani. So this nice girl comes out.
Mankind says, I'm gonna turn my back so you two
can have a special moment. Jaroshure, that's Rock's old high school.
We'll go for how you doing, honey, Rock stops her
as she walks up and says that and says, uh,

(01:19:56):
you remember every Saturday night when you and the Rock
you sit on your parents cow. The Rock used to
put his arm around you and kiss a little, and
he used to love the Rocks tongue, didn't you. And
remember we used to nibble on the Rocks. Here the
Rock's neck and you would whisper the Rock, Hey Rock
again another person in his childhood that called him rock,
Hey Rock, go for it, go for second base, and

(01:20:19):
the Rock would put his hand on your knee, then
help your thigh and what you do you cut the
Rock off at second base. I mean, this is the
biggest heat of the night. The crowd is British bull
dog couln't even get this. Reacca, dude. I mean the
faces she's making in the ring are awesome. She's just

(01:20:39):
so confused. Yeah, and Jr. Says you ever been picked
off a check and can but the Rock's out the
type of got a hold of grudge. You stand there
looking at the Rock, gowking at the Rock wanted to
go one on one with the great one. And this
is I didn't know, obviously legendary segment by all accounts,

(01:21:02):
but I didn't know that right here, right now was
going to change the course of the rocks career forever.
And to Jerry's now, in front of all the Rocks fans,
you want to serve the Rock a great big piece

(01:21:24):
of that Poon Tang Pie, and I swear Jerry Lawler
is like about the falling of his chair with how hard.
He's laughing like he didn't see that coming, and he's
like he's laughing into the mic like it's fucking how funny.
He thinks this is He says, what kind of I

(01:21:47):
don't know? This is the first time Rock says poon
Tang Pie, which snowballs into Jerry holding a bunch of pies,
which is unbelievable, which, of course his favorite was Poon
Tong Pe. Dude, I was like, oh my god, I
fucking had no clue. I've I just figured he'd done

(01:22:09):
that already, and it was like already just a piece
of his repertoire Poon Tang Pie. I mean, Lawler is
fucking dying. Yeah he is. Yeah, And Rock says it's
no secret he loves There's.

Speaker 2 (01:22:21):
Also snowballs into WWF the music album with the way
fucking Pie.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
Yes, well that's why, I mean, like we you know,
say it in the intro obviously, but I like pig
I suggested this episode because this is episode three fourteen
three point one four is pie and this is the
debut of the fucking Pie thing. I don't even know.
Unbelievable how these things worked out. So Rock says, it's
no secret he loves pie. But the Rock just has

(01:22:48):
one thing to say to you, and he fucking flips
his arm, points outside the ring poon tang your ass
on out of here, huge pop. The girl flips her
hair and leaves. She's fucking upset, and Mankind's film defeated Rock. Hey,
I I didn't know this was gonna and the Rock says,
if you would shut up and shut your mouth and listen,

(01:23:09):
because they are chanting the rocks name, they chant his name,
of course, and he says, listen. I had no way
of knowing your home economics teacher was gonna be a bitch.
That was crazy. It caught me so off guard, he says,

(01:23:30):
it's so matter of fact, like as if it was
of course. I know, I had known your home economics
teacher was gonna be a bitch, where your football coach
would be such a jerk, and I certainly didn't know
your ex girlfriend would be a complete skank just the opposite.
She turned him down. I'm gonna make this night special,
and damn it's gonna be because we're gonna open the

(01:23:51):
people's present. So he gives them a gift, and one
of the gifts, of of course, the legendary Rock and
Sock connection jacket, which is awesome. Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:59):
Man kinds doesn't really fit right.

Speaker 1 (01:24:02):
He puts his on his own on and uh, you know,
I mean looks ridiculous. But and then he gives them
another gift. Uh, and it is, of course mister Rugo,
which is actually awesome, looking like whoever did this that airbrush? Yeah,
it looks great. And Mankind starts talking as mister Rocco

(01:24:25):
to the rock's face, and he says, you smoked. The
sock is cooking. The finale here, Mankind says, you know
someone's been standing outside there. I mean they've been walked
on and made to walk the entire building for some
reason in a rain.

Speaker 2 (01:24:42):
Like that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:42):
Was this is like the least exciting part of it.
I don't know why. Somebody very specials out there. I
don't know. You don't know this someone yet, but one
half of the rock and stck Connection. You know you're
gonna know real soon, ladies and gentlemen, say hello to
your Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
Yes, BF confetti cannon the cloud on your fucking feet.
How excited is this the clown?

Speaker 1 (01:25:12):
Come on, man, this is actually Euple's return.

Speaker 2 (01:25:18):
Yeah, there's an eight.

Speaker 1 (01:25:19):
X ten of mankind with your for the clown. Your
hopefully was hitting the circuit the conventions with this. Oh
that's fucking fantastic. What the waitit you search to miss
your pull the clown?

Speaker 2 (01:25:32):
Dude, dude, there's a Europle the Clown card.

Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
I didn't even know that. Look at this like a trading.

Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
Up the clown ww or Eurple the clown WWF auto card. Yeah,
oh did Eurple make these?

Speaker 1 (01:25:48):
That is awesome. If that's the case, that might be
what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:25:52):
Europle made these cards and then signed them and you
can buy them for twenty.

Speaker 1 (01:25:54):
Dollars on eBay. I know what you're getting next, dude.
That's awesome. Wow. So your pool puts a sticker on
the rock and JR. Says, is that a condom? No,
it's a sticker.

Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
JR.

Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
Then says, I'm begging for a rock bottom damn, Like,
what the fuck? He's not down with the cloud. The
Rock says this, before you come in here and start
putting little stickers on the rock, The Rock wants to
know what is your name? It doesn't matter what your
name is. Man kind of gets pissed. Hey, hold on,
hold right there, it does matter. I'll tell you why

(01:26:34):
I tried real hard to get I went through a
lot of expensive time to make this real special for you.
And one by one you're gonna saw my guess. And
sometimes I think you're a very ungrateful little man, Rock,
and more than poorly. I'll tell you why it matters.
Because this young lady is gonna lead the fans and
a birthdays sing along for the Rock. And that's what
she does. She starts singing Happy Birthday. The crowd joins

(01:26:57):
in a man with the craziest hair I ever seen
in my life starts bringing cake down the ring side
and he brings it down and it's a Brahma bowl
cake and the Rock on it has got gandals. So
Rock says, naturally, the Rock is appreciative of all his fans,
but to you, the Rock's birthday is May second, you
stupid son of a bit. This this shows at the

(01:27:20):
end of September. I know, Rock, I just it's just
every day I could just spend a lot of the
time with you. Feels like somebody's Birthday, and then he
fucking iggies to the crowd both sides and trying to
get like a pop. There's a huge smell on his face.
It almost felt like he was breaking the fourth wall.

(01:27:45):
I don't know if I knew this is how this
segment ends, but Triple just runs it with a sledgehammer.
Everyone powders, and then Triple h could stuck in the
balloons on accidentally.

Speaker 2 (01:27:55):
I wonder if it was supposed to end like that
or if they just set Triple Ah, she said, just
end es please.

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
Yeah, we gotta fuck like send him out and get
something done here. We don't know how to get out
of this. Yeah, Triple che gets in, Triple Edge gets
in with the sledgehammer, tries to kick the balloons because
he's a bastard, but he gets stuck in them. So
he's trying to stand there looking intimidating with the sledgehammer
in the hand to set up for the main event,
but he's just trapped in a bunch of Birthday and

(01:28:23):
the rock as the ramp with the clown, he tells
to get the fuck out of here. I swore he
was gonna sledgehammer the cake. Oh that would have been awesome.
I can't believe that wasn't what they did.

Speaker 2 (01:28:35):
Well, they probably brought it to the back and all
the boys is ates up.

Speaker 1 (01:28:39):
That was Albert and draws his pail for the night.
You can have some of the rocks pie. That's cake rock.
Shut up, Albert, bigs I just look at each other.
The fuck is going on? Good to eat it because

(01:29:03):
I'm hungry. That's gonna be a problem for you soon. Well,
now it's time for the New Age Outlaws Open Challenge. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:29:19):
Road Dog comes out and he grabs the mic and
he says, Billy, every day I get to spend with
you feels like somebody's birthday and he looks.

Speaker 1 (01:29:27):
At the camera. Right, does not the crowd for this one?

Speaker 2 (01:29:36):
So the Dog comes out here and he calls out
anyone backstage?

Speaker 1 (01:29:41):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:29:41):
And the Holly Cousins are watching backstage on a monitor
and crash. Holly says, do you think they make the
super heavyweight cut?

Speaker 1 (01:29:52):
Bob says, I don't know. There's only one way to
find out. Let's go get that damn scale. This is
like a evil movie villa thing and it.

Speaker 2 (01:30:02):
Comes back from commercial and it's not The Holly Cousins.

Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
It's super not the Holly Cousins. So let's go out
and oh my god, it's Kane and what the fuck us?

Speaker 2 (01:30:11):
Also, yeah, we come back from commercial, Kane's pyro hits,
X Pocky and Kane come out. I thought it's hilarious.
The hook for the commercial was the Holly Cousins and
they come back and you get X Pocky Kine.

Speaker 1 (01:30:25):
Which I guess, you know, probably you'd be a lot
happier they probably did that. We're like, oh fuck, maybe
we shouldn't go to commercial with those guys. They're gonna
change the nightron.

Speaker 2 (01:30:35):
Well, road Dog and Xbox shake hands because they're all cool,
yes for now, and they get started and the Holly Cousins.

Speaker 1 (01:30:43):
Come down here.

Speaker 2 (01:30:44):
They're probably pissed with the scale And it's so funny
because this show, like all the matches, kind of followed
the same formula. And now that we've kind of put
the pieces together that this was russo like on the
committee for this show, that kind of makes sense. Guy
comes down here, they joined commentary, match gets thrown out,
like they're all kind of following the same deal here.

(01:31:06):
It almost feels like no mercy run ins, Like when
you start a match on no Mercy and someone comes
down the ramp.

Speaker 1 (01:31:11):
Yes, yeah, it's so funny because legit at the top
of the match too, like you said, road Dog and
Xbox were cool, like they tap up and Jes says, Oh,
that's that's good. Haven't seen that often here? And then
it gets fucked up there. Hardcore gets on the commentary
Mike and says that x POC and Caine have had
their shots.

Speaker 2 (01:31:29):
What the fuck they just took our shit?

Speaker 1 (01:31:32):
Yeah, he says, I don't know what they're doing. It's
our shot, so our turn. What's the cause of all this? JR?
And crushes Yeah, what's going on? Jr? You might have
been shlow on the draw. I don't know. Oh, I
think JR had something to do with it. What if
I did about it?

Speaker 2 (01:31:50):
So Kane tags in and instead of a lock up,
he goes for a strong goozle with the glove Like.

Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
That is awesome. I love that too.

Speaker 2 (01:31:58):
Caine hits Billy Gun with a big boot and then
hits the goozle, but the dog stops him. XBOC misses
a Bronco buster.

Speaker 1 (01:32:08):
Well he stay under. I guess I don't know what
he was trying to fuck his mis section.

Speaker 2 (01:32:15):
So Xbox misses a Bronco Buster and Kane goozles Billy
Gun on the top rope the long way.

Speaker 1 (01:32:21):
This is the craziest like shot they could have got.

Speaker 2 (01:32:25):
I mean x POC is fucking his balls up on
the turnbuckle and Kane is goozling.

Speaker 1 (01:32:30):
Billy Gun on the top rook. Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:32:34):
The Holly Cousins run in and attack the New Age
Outlaws and the bell.

Speaker 1 (01:32:38):
Is ring and the match is thrown out Like what
like what the It's so funny that like to your point,
like you know they Russell always does this something he
also always does. He has to have at least thirty
seconds to one minute of action to justify. Okay, now
it's time to go fuck this match. Oh there's a match, yeah,
which is legit what happens in the video games. Like
in some games, it's like, okay, well, if you know

(01:32:59):
someone's and beat up for a minute, all right, send
motherfucker out.

Speaker 2 (01:33:02):
Well, Caine choke Slam's crash and x POC hits the
Bronco Buster on crash, Yes, correctly. Uh, and Caine he's
got a fuck with degeneration.

Speaker 1 (01:33:13):
X Hey, he likes this green like he's like Xbox
dapping up with the boys. He's dapping over with the
dog and the ass and Caine's not like jumping in
on the fun. But like I'm just saying this, this.

Speaker 2 (01:33:26):
Guy could wear some green.

Speaker 1 (01:33:28):
He looks you look kind of crazy and some green.
I gotta say, like, might be something to think about
for one, not only at the very least. Yeah, right
on a house show does anything? Would have been nice?
Remember like Kane with the cape like in his like
early early days, he had the big cape. That was cool.
They made a figure of it, like just one house

(01:33:48):
show with some green on.

Speaker 2 (01:33:50):
Shit x poc uh the New Age Outlaws and Kane
then do the curtain.

Speaker 1 (01:33:54):
Call, Oh my god, because are going to.

Speaker 2 (01:34:15):
So we go backstage. Terry Taylor is here with May
and Moolaw. Moolaw says that she's here to teach Ivory
a lesson, and that's to respect your elders.

Speaker 1 (01:34:27):
She's a trump.

Speaker 2 (01:34:29):
You activates because she's on her all on parim and
she says she's a triumph.

Speaker 1 (01:34:37):
Calm down, May dude. We go into the segment. Terry
Taylor says, oh, you look fabulous this evening. You two,
and I don't know why Cherry laller legitisis.

Speaker 2 (01:34:52):
So the rescue of the week is brought to you
by the US Coast Guard. The real rest return at
Unforgiven and attack scab ref and then Steve Austin comes
and kicks all the f's asses. What Steve Austin is
a big Jimmy corderaz guy.

Speaker 1 (01:35:11):
He's a scab as well.

Speaker 2 (01:35:14):
So now it's time for Ivory versus May Young and
fabulous Moolah, which we can.

Speaker 1 (01:35:19):
Find out, Yeah, find out's a non title evening gown match. Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:35:25):
Uh, this is fucking insane to look at by the way,
I mean, everything is fucked up about this.

Speaker 1 (01:35:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:35:31):
So Ivory is the women's champ and uh she takes
her shoe off and hot starts on Moulah by hitting
her in the back of the head with it.

Speaker 1 (01:35:39):
Even crazier is when Ivory starts snapmarring May Young and
May Young's old decredit body cannot move like this anymore,
so she keeps landing on her fucking head. Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:35:53):
May Young spear tackles Ivory and they start catfighting. The
Ivory starts ripping off.

Speaker 1 (01:35:59):
May Young's but May Young it's a body slam. For
a one. May in the evening gown match where you
can only win by your love counts one.

Speaker 2 (01:36:21):
Because fucking the rehired refs are having a rough night.

Speaker 1 (01:36:29):
He hasn't penned in weeks and he just needs to
get one in. It's his only match the night.

Speaker 2 (01:36:36):
So may Young and Mulai hit a double line and
May locks in a sleeper.

Speaker 1 (01:36:43):
Hole and this is like a Roddy Piper esque finishing
the match sleeper like, this is a real ship right here.

Speaker 2 (01:36:49):
Ivory rips off may dress and then ship cans are
over the top.

Speaker 1 (01:36:57):
She drop kicks May and May Young is prepared to
go the top, but she didn't get enough momentum, so
Ivory has to get her again and launchers her on
the top room. She hits the apron so fucking hard,
and I thought her breasts were.

Speaker 2 (01:37:16):
Gonna come out, dude, so like for a second she
hit the ground, and my mind just went and said,
is this like a Johnny Knox mel thing? Is there
like somebody in like an older like outfit or something
like makeup and shit, this can only happen in wrestling,
by the way.

Speaker 1 (01:37:36):
Oh, oh my god, this is actually probably illegal anywhere else.
She fucking launched her the top, but like she could
have died.

Speaker 2 (01:37:44):
So Moolah and Ivory are now running spots and uh,
Moolah then back mounts Ivory and slams are headed to
the mat.

Speaker 1 (01:37:56):
That's what she when I write back mounts, Ivory kicks
she's beating the ship out of her and then of
course she starts to strip her gown off of her
and she does, and and Moolah beats the women's championed
by stripping her of her clothes, and then Ivory runs
up the ramp and May even better, even better, Bulah

(01:38:22):
is celebrating with Ivory's garments and Ivory is not having it,
so she runs.

Speaker 2 (01:38:27):
Up and Crumb kicks her head.

Speaker 1 (01:38:31):
Child kicks her head, which leads to that Young getting
back of the ring and Shoot grabbing her by her
hair to not let her go. So Ivy has to
fucking forcibly powder to run up the ramp in her
fucking underwear, and May Young gets back out of the
ring to chase her.

Speaker 2 (01:38:50):
She chases her off camera because she was so funny.

Speaker 1 (01:38:56):
Un fucking believable, dude, like this is fucking like this
is fucking so ridiculous. Well, China is walking. Remember she's
on the show, Guys, why the fuck is this match
so late in the show.

Speaker 2 (01:39:15):
That's Russo's boy, sure, J davey JJV jve.

Speaker 1 (01:39:23):
This is a kind of an I don't want to
say important one, but important for Valvinus because this is
the last time he gets a push.

Speaker 2 (01:39:31):
Well, Valvenus throws away a water bottle but sees something
in the trash can. Hm, and it's mister Rocco.

Speaker 1 (01:39:38):
Yeah, mister Rocco. And he rolls it up and stuffs
it down the front of his pants because he's a
sick Baszard. And that leads to a little feud for
a little bit with with val and the Rock and
Mankind and our boy the British Bulldog how about, which
sadly leads to something just very bad for the British
bull Dog and somehow not Valvenus.

Speaker 2 (01:39:58):
Well, now it's time for Jared and Tom Pritchard with
Miss Kitty versus China and Debra battle the sexes. Jared
cuts a provo and says, are you gonna step into
my world? I was like, oh shit, okay, Well, Jared
says women are only good for three things, cooking, cleaning,
and then my time hits to interrupt China and the

(01:40:21):
lights of the ramp looks so hard.

Speaker 1 (01:40:23):
Dude, that is awesome, cool as fuck. We've talked about
it before, but I do want to bring this up again.
How odd this kind of is that China use Triple
still a triple Age folds full on here uses the
same music Sam Tron. They came out together at the
start of the show. She's a heel, but by herself
she's a face. Mm right, I don't know how many

(01:40:47):
other people that's ever happened with were like, they're such different,
They're two different the same person, but two different characters
on the show. Right, Yeah, she's fucking shitty.

Speaker 2 (01:40:56):
You know, earlier she was stomping out the British Bulldog,
which could be looked good or bad.

Speaker 1 (01:41:01):
Yeah, that's true, depending on what you ask. But yeah,
she's like, you know, Triple A's girlfriend, shitty, fucking heel
and now she's you know, face against Jeff Jarrard. Just
it's super It's it's pretty interesting and it works because
the crowd was crowd liked her.

Speaker 2 (01:41:14):
Yeah, China says she accepts under one condition. If she
wins here tonight, she gets a rematch for the Icy
title at.

Speaker 1 (01:41:22):
No Mercy, but Jeff says, throwing a chance in hell,
you're gonna beat me, and that just I guess assumes
that this match is on.

Speaker 2 (01:41:31):
Jared says, Vince better give you my damn money.

Speaker 1 (01:41:34):
I got some way for his ants.

Speaker 2 (01:41:37):
So Deborah comes down here and gets on the apron
and unbuttons her jacket.

Speaker 1 (01:41:42):
The bell rings here, by the way, and.

Speaker 2 (01:41:45):
Tom Pritchard is mesmerized, as Jr. Puts it, you would
rather see the puppies than wrestle. So China Low blows
Prichard and then Jarrett chop blocks.

Speaker 1 (01:41:57):
China and works her leg. Yeah, Jr.

Speaker 2 (01:42:01):
Says he couldn't get the figure four on at the
pay per view, so Jarrett locks the figure four on
China here. But then Deborah runs in and grabs Jared's ears.

Speaker 1 (01:42:11):
Grabs his ears and then his hair, just doing kind
of whatever she needs to do to get him out
of this. But then miss Kenny.

Speaker 2 (01:42:19):
It's Jade, dammit.

Speaker 1 (01:42:24):
She gets in the ring and they start arguing, pushing
each other, and then we have a cat fight.

Speaker 2 (01:42:28):
China then Low blows Jeff Jarrett, but Tom Pritchard has
the guitar Pritchard then hits China with the guitar from behind,
right on the top of her head, back of her head.

Speaker 1 (01:42:38):
He smashes her with the guitar. She's out, but she
lands on Jeff Jared, who was also laid out from
her low blow, and she gets the wind.

Speaker 2 (01:42:46):
The RAF counts the three and China wins.

Speaker 1 (01:42:49):
So now she gets her shot.

Speaker 2 (01:42:51):
And I mean Tom Pritchard destroyed her with that guitar shot.

Speaker 1 (01:42:55):
I for a second I thought like he got nervous
and like he was waiting too long for her to
turn around because I thought maybe she was supposed to
hit in the front and then fall backwards. So he
just fucking went for it because it looked pretty gnarly.
But regardless, China gets her title shot, and uh, Jeff
Jared gets uh he gets a guitar shot for bagwell, he.

Speaker 2 (01:43:21):
Gets an entire guitar room in a triple cage.

Speaker 1 (01:43:25):
He gets a guitar truck at some point as well.

Speaker 2 (01:43:29):
Uh so, yeah, that was the only pinfall I believe,
uh that we've seen this evening. Is that.

Speaker 1 (01:43:36):
Fucking right? I think so? So? D lo No, that
was d Q uh Oh Big show was a DQ.
The tag was a DQ. The women's match was a
stripping of somehow had a pinfall in it but was
not a pinfall ending, and then this one was a

(01:44:00):
pinfall that is fucking unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (01:44:04):
It turned out really good. Here the the guitar shot
like it looked like legit knocked her out. I mean
even afterwards Jeff Jared gets up and leaves and she's
still laying.

Speaker 1 (01:44:14):
There ship prior like shit.

Speaker 2 (01:44:18):
So now we have the main event, which is Triple
H versus The Rock.

Speaker 1 (01:44:21):
They showed Triple H walking through the backstage area to
come to the ring, like you know the shot that
show him and his own ship and then Rocks coming.
Triple H immediately slips and almost falls. I didn't see that. Yeah,
he like slips and he's fucking's he's almost gonna punge
it all. He's piste. He almost slips in fucking eat shit.
But it is time for the main event. Don't be
a title of the Rock versus Triple H. But oh

(01:44:42):
Stone Gulge gotta come out for commentary, because that's also
a big thing in this era was people coming out
to join for commentary, which I I like that and
it is funny. Shit Austin walks up to the table
and he puts the headset on and he sits down
and he says, oh, hell yeah, dude, I loved all
of this.

Speaker 2 (01:44:57):
Steve Austin comes out first, slide into the ring, slides
out the other side of the ring, and then puts
on the commentary headset.

Speaker 1 (01:45:04):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:45:04):
Yeah, so Rock Hot starts on Triple H here.

Speaker 1 (01:45:08):
Before the lights even come back on for Triple H's entrance. Dude,
he saw the belt on. I was like, oh shit,
they're really going here. I wonder what went long the night.

Speaker 2 (01:45:15):
Yeah, it turns into a big brawl here. Rock whips
Triple H into the corner, takes the buckle over when
it Triple H's big spots there.

Speaker 1 (01:45:23):
Yeah, he he gets hurt on that eventually, right at
the fucking Saudi show, blows his shit out. Oh what
does he? I didn't even know that. Yeah, it was
the fucking match with him and Sean against Taker and Kane.
Oh that tag. Yeah, it takes the buckle like that
and fuck it. I mean, which that's crazy to take
for like his age at that point. I'm surprised that

(01:45:44):
didn't happen sooner. I mean, that's a crazy thing to take.

Speaker 2 (01:45:47):
Well, Rock chases him into the crowd. Rock takes him
to the crowd wall and then takes them back and
throws them into the steel steps.

Speaker 1 (01:45:54):
You see the boys that were there, Yeah, three sixteen
the boys went three to sixteen faint on them. One
of the thankfully was for of them, so one of
them got to put the you know.

Speaker 2 (01:46:03):
The Triple H throws Rock back into the ring, and
now we are off to the races. Triple H hits
the face, crush your knee, but Rock grabs them for
the rock bottom, huge pop.

Speaker 1 (01:46:16):
Big pops for both of these. Oh shit.

Speaker 2 (01:46:19):
Triple H gets out and tries to hit the pedigree,
but Rock gets out. Rock catapult Triple H into the corner.

Speaker 1 (01:46:25):
And then hits the counter the DDT for a two.

Speaker 2 (01:46:28):
That's the same one he hit on the QB. They
go back to the outside for a minute until Triple
H grabs a chair and now they're back inside the ring.
Earl Hebner tries to stop Triple H from using the chair.
The Triple H bumps them.

Speaker 1 (01:46:44):
Triple H bumps them and you can hear Austin go
laugh on commentary what he does. I think he was
meant to, but which is. I mean, this is good
in the sense that, like all night, they've been talking
about the refs having the power back, and everyone's supposed
to abide by them, and no one supposed to fuck
with the rat. So the top piece of shit on
the show does not give a fuck and he lays
out Earl.

Speaker 2 (01:47:04):
Triple H then hits Rock with the chair a. Triple
Ah points to Steve Austin and starts talking, shit, you're
talking to me, you son of a bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:47:13):
And then pops his head set off, runs into the
ring and starts kicking the shit out of Triple A.

Speaker 2 (01:47:18):
The crowd is going nuts, losing it, so Steve Austin
hits Triple H with the stunner. Rock hits the rock bottom.
Steve Auston runs back to commentary and says, we got
a new champion.

Speaker 1 (01:47:31):
That was fucking awesome. I could not believe he joined
commentary again.

Speaker 2 (01:47:35):
Rock is down, Triple H is down, Earl Hebner is down.
Steve Austin on commentary. After a while, Rock finally gets
his arm over on Triple H and Earl Hebner finally
sees it and he counts to two, but then British
bulldog comes in and hits the rock.

Speaker 1 (01:47:51):
Oh Son up a bitch, and Austin does not get
involved at this last part here, which I thought was funny.
I thought for sure he would get in and like
start fighting with the bulldog or something, but I guess
they wanted to like try to get bulldog some heat here,
so he gets in.

Speaker 2 (01:48:09):
Well, yeah, I mean he got bitched out earlier, so maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:48:12):
Sure, gotta get him something. So he gets in the ring.
He jumps the rock, Earl calls for the bell. It's over.
Earl first obviously was not gonna call for the bell
after triple H deckdam because he wanted the rock to
get the pinfall and win. Bulldogs starts fucking stopping him out.
He turns. He starts stomping triple H out too. He
picks triple H up and hits someone has finished the

(01:48:32):
running power slam, and then the show ends with everyone
on commentary trying to figure out how to end the
show and they don't know how to and it goes off.
It's legit, like all of them talking at the same
time trying to find a line out and they just
can't find it. And the last thing you see is
British Bulldog's back. I mean ridiculous, this is a I

(01:48:54):
mean again very nineteen ninety nine show or WWF nothing
that is too so prizing. The I will say the
h this is Your Life segment was funnier now than
I remember it being like. I remember it being good,
but I was like, oh, this is actually like fantastic.

Speaker 2 (01:49:11):
Yeah, I enjoyed it a lot myself.

Speaker 1 (01:49:13):
Yeah, it's very fucking funny. Uh didn't didn't think about
the lack of pinfalls until you brought it up. That's
pretty fucking insane. Yeah, draws also insane and uh yeah,
just very WWF ninety nine. But that is it for

(01:49:33):
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