Revisiting WWF RAW 2000 Chris Jericho Wins WWF Title, Linda McMahon Slaps Stephanie, Major WWF Announcement

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going to talk about Raw April seventeenth, two thousand.

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Okay, good, that's fine. I'll take that two thousand. I
don't think we've watched a lot of two thousands Raw.
We're in, you know, a lot of ninety nine's lot
of ones two thousand, yes, not as not as touched
upon here in this. This is the episode where Chris
Jerica wins the WWF title spoilers and that's full stop.
He just wins the title.

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I never seen. I don't think any of it was me.

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Speaker 4 (08:27):
Let's go celebrated for nobody's doing it like this guy.
Literally everyone's doing it like this guy. Everyone was like,
could be there's a legendary amount of people doing it.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Like no one's doing it like this guy.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Wait, wait doing it?

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Like who.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
This guy? This guy? Whoever?

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This Chase Chase?

Speaker 4 (08:52):
I mean, what is base for? He hasn't done anything.
He hasn't done anything by no.

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Set up visit is steaky sneaker.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
It's fucking had.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
And still the Patriots Champion of the World at one
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Speaker 4 (09:26):
Let's fucking go. Wow. What a range as champion as
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Speaker 1 (09:39):
Now all right, let's get into raw for April seventeenth,
two thousand. It's my life in a bucks.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
Yes the fuck it is, Tony And why wouldn't it
be Why wouldn't it be your life in a box? Uh?

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Is there an answer for that?

Speaker 4 (09:58):
I don't have the No, it was high pathetical. Believe
if you will, yes, well I will do, Tony is
I will tell them what was going on in the
world wrestling at the time with the Wrestling Observer news
on Lantern from the Observer April tenth, two thousand, just
one note tier, but it is one that is relevant
to us at the very least an FMW news they

(10:19):
are doing an angle or On April second, h will
be going to Hollywood a star in a movie called
Backyard Dogs about whose wrestling hero is Hayabusa and grew
up doing backyard wrestling matches until finally turning pro and
eventually wrestling Hayabusa, who we played by h of course,
who of course was the original Hayabusa. The movie will
be filmed in April FMW is also going to have

(10:40):
its wrestlers in Los Angeles from five twelve to five fourteen.
So I didn't realize FMW actually did an angle where
Ayabusa leaves to go to Hollywood.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Due promoted that movie and then he just takes his
mask off in the movie.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
What the hell I mean that was?

Speaker 4 (10:55):
I mean, you know, he's you know, h I guess
his fucking mascules anyway, but it was, I don't know,
fucking fucked me up crazy? You can so I bring
it up, by the way, everybody, because if you don't know,
on a Patreon, we watched this movie Backyard Dogs through
a suggestion of the the Boner Donor of course. Yeah,
and that was an sgh on our Patreon and the
ten dollars tie. If you go, you can go find
that Backyard Dogs. Great time, uh fucking absurd backyard wrestling

(11:18):
movie pretty much, and no idea it exists is in
its Frankie Gazarian, isn't it. That's right. There might be
a couple other wrestlers that I don't I just can't
remember off the top of my head, but uh, it
was a good time. From The Observer April seventeenth, two thousand,
exactly what is going on between ww and ECW regarding
current e W heavyweight champion Mike Awesome early up in

(11:40):
the air and a strange series of circumstances. It appeared
that Eric Buschoff and Vince Russo and their attempt to
recreate the debuting impact of Nitro in nineteen ninety five
with Luger's surprising walking on the set, combined with the
incident where Medusa through the WWF Women's title belt in
the garbage can. Since they were unable to secure any
WF talent, made a huge pitch to garner e CW's
heavyweight chance Awesome, who apparently had more than two years

(12:03):
remaining on a deal through the late summer of two
thousand and two with ECW. That's fucking Crazy started the
weekend by no showing matches on April sixth in Cleveland
and April seventh in Warren, Ohio. By the evening, word
was getting around about a report on the Bubba the
Love Sponge radio show that morning in Tampa. A known
wrestling fan who has worked with all three major promotions,

(12:25):
Dude and When they run This City, claiming that WCW
had made Awesome a high six figure per year offer,
and he was joining the company by the next day.
It was fairly common knowledge in wrestling that he accepted
the WCW deal and was not going to return to
ECW and drop the title before leaving. Hayman then showed
up on the April EIGHTHW show in Buffalo for this
n N tapings and showed several people would appear to

(12:47):
be a three year contract with Mike Alfonso. That's a problem,
it's Mike Ausley said, whoever, Mike Alfonso is for slightly
over six hundred thousand dollars in total over the duration.
Negotiations went back and forth all day between w CW ECW,
ending just prior to the show going on air, with
the agreement that WW would pay ECW a figure reported
in the low six figures to give Alfonso a release

(13:08):
from his deal, and in return, Alfonso would not bring
THEW belt on TV, would appear in street clothes to
do his angle as Kevin Nash. I don't know why
that was a part of the angle, and wwill allow
him to wrestle in Indianapolis for ECW on April thirteenth
to drop the belt in the ring. So This is obviously,
as you know, jumping ahead a bit. Taz shows up
on this raw that we're watching with the fucking title.

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So this is just before all that goes down and crazy.
I don't know if Michaels have ever talked about that.
I'm sure he has, whether or not he would have
actually fucking done that with the belt or not. But
there was a deal here where they gave ECW some
money and ECW for that contract and he said he
has to jump in streak clothes, all right, Okay, last

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thing here from The Observer, April twenty fourth, two thousand.
The skit being shot this is a relevant to this
episode everybody. By the way, This being shot with Angle
at Penn State about abstinence was almost stopped by local
Penn State police giving the WAF a hard time about
shooting in the hub without a permit. Uh. The first
skit took at least ten takes because the producers had
a hard time trying to organize the onlookers to where

(14:13):
it looked like a normal day class. The second skit
with the couple making out took a long time because
the crowd watching kept laughing when Angle delivered his punchline,
and Angle also forgot his lines. The final segment had
to be changed when one of the balloons on shows
had popped and ruined his hat, so they cut out
the visual of his face after that point. This is
all great stuff, even better now that I knew this

(14:34):
is when I talk about this fucking segment did.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
All they had to do is say, hey, cops, we're
WF superstars. WHOA, let's take a picure like The Rock,
you can do whatever you want. Yeah, come on, no,
not like the fucking Rock. What about road Dog fuck
you show?

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Oh yeah, sure right, I like him too. WWU but
that is it for the observant. No, let's talk about
WF Monday Night Raw, April seventeenth, two thousand.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Right, let's get into raw.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
It was nice to have the open be the actual
show intro and not like a promo like I'm usually
fine with that like most shows. It's cool, but I
feel like WWF we watch a lot of.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
That, so it just goes yeah, yeah, no cold open.
We go straight into the intro and then we get
the big explosions to start the show here at Penn
State University. So Jim Ross welcomes us into raw here. Uh,
and we are scheduled for Chris Jericho versus Triple H
and a non title match because Chris Jericho has called

(15:35):
Stephanie a lot of different stuff here actually.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
I mean he can't stop calling her a slut every
week and.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
That this is when it begins right here, right around
this time, right, I.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
Mean, yeah, it's probably it's like peak popularity, but I
mean they were calling Stephanie a slutt for fucking no
reason for that year now, yeah, yeah, you're.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Right, Tony. By the way, this is Jericho's ascension to
the main event. Like this is like the start right here, yes,
right here, this moment right here.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
Yeah, So Triple H is competing for the honor of
his wife Foo, which is I mean, that's adorable.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Yes, except for she's the biggest trash, yes, trash. She
fucked over test. He was also a heel right now.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
I mean Tess is an asshole here too. What the hell?

Speaker 1 (16:28):
So we start off the show here, Chris Jericho versus
Triple H non title to start, he is over like, yeah,
you could be convinced this is his hometown.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
It's not.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
It could be.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
I definitely got confused a few times. I was like, Wow,
this crowd is super reacting to Jericho, like maybe he
lives here. No, he does not. He's just super fucking
over like college towns with Chris Jericho.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Oh yeah. So it goes back to the back during
Jericho's entrance, and Stephanie asked Triple H if he remembers
what Jericho called her last week. No, there was no
open Why don't you remind me?

Speaker 3 (17:06):
She's just don't saying everything.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
What do you call yoursh bag?

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Ho?

Speaker 5 (17:11):
Oh that's fun Dune, that's pretty funny he called you. Yeah,
what's the problem.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
So Triple A says, I remember every word he said,
and you know, think about what Xbox and road Dog
did do him last week or anything? Was anything? No, No,
there was there was no code over.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
I just don't remember about road Dog.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
What back down? I don't know what the hell's going on.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
Who gets a funk about the road about.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
The road Dog.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
That's one of the boys, that's my guy. You wouldn't
get it.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
He was there for me.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
So Jericho grabs a mic in the ring and says
that he got in trouble last week for calling Stephanie
a bargain basement slut.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
Yeah, like these are getting the big These are getting
stone called esque reactions to him just calling Stephanie a
slut for five.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Minutes, Well he goes nuts on his next one.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
I mean this next one's are gregious. By the way,
there's also a lot of great signs and one of
them is I farted. Uh. Another one is of course
Stephanie is a slut. But it's like three sign styles,
so like three of the boys brought and there's a
kurd angle piece sitting down sign as well, So they're
really just kind of I mean, that's normal, right.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Just sitting down in the future they just weren't ready
for yet.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
Dude. I mean, what a great call peeing, sitting down,
splash back. It's it just it's all handled like the
same way. And you know, and what if I just
take a ship now too, I mean I don't got it, dude,
you can just do it and oh man, yeah they
need a bidet for the penis.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Well you can just turn around, spin just spin her out,
sitting spin on the what have it? Spun you around
and then spared you.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
My legs get.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
We have the toilets that.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
You know with the line that comes out, you know,
the plastic liner that spins around. It takes you with it.
You hold on your ankles and spin her.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
It just grabs ands it down.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
There's a hand in there that pops up.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
It just we're I mean, like we're really onto something
right now.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Boys.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
Wow, yeah, so that's happening.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Runs down here.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Dude cuts the intro just like straight in, like using
b lines out there.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
Do you boys know I'm gonna start some trouble? Do
you boys know there's people that think the game theme
is better than that one?

Speaker 2 (19:55):
My time?

Speaker 4 (19:56):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Yeah, I don't know, man, my my time plus dude,
King of Rock d X theme La.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
Dude, he is so gat up for the fucking his
entrance there, like he comes out running it starts to kick,
and he's like, fuck it was Jake, something ask I
gotta say.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
So Triple H comes down here.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
My wife, Jared says, Jerco doesn't have a damn thing
to lose, and King says his life.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
His wife, dude, Triple H is he's he storms down
his mouth and motherfucker and he's fucking thrown himself in
the ring. He's ready to go. Jerco powders and takes
a mic and he says, Oh, how valiant and touching
it is that you've come down to defend in the
honor of your wife. But if you think she's really
special and you really wanna impress her, I think you

(20:52):
should put that title on the line, which I mean, like,
I don't the gymnastics here to get to this tuttle
batch is pretty impressive. But Triple Ah says, you want
to shot at this year on and Jerkers says, oh,
that's fucking awesome.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Thank you, yeah, cool, thank you, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
Help hope you don't mind that I invested in a
little insurance policy for this match, I said, oh my god.
And again we've talked about it a ton on this show,
but I, especially in this situation, I had my stomach drops,
just as it did when I was a child playing
No Mercy when the Apa mus A hit, because that's

(21:28):
exactly what it would have happened to the fucking game, dude.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
I wrote that down in big vote letters No Mercy
video game right here.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Yeah, that's cool as shit.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
I mean that, what a great fucking gimmick. And they
come down and the act like the coolest fucking shit
and they're here to make sure Shane and the other
motherfuckers do not get involved in the shit because it's
time for a title match.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
It was one of the few times the APA was
actually hired. A lot of times they're just drinking beer
and playing cards and someone like spills a beer and
they beat their ass. So this is like pretty cool
to see them actually.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Do their job for once, Tony, I thought business was good.
I thought it was good. Business was ass whipping and
the business is good or something, yes, grill. So Jericho

(22:16):
introduced the acolytes and we get the match started. Here,
Triple H starts off trying to line Jericho to hot start.
You'll notice that every single match Nite does the exact
same thing.

Speaker 4 (22:26):
I mean, that's his fucking that's his U the baby
some ship.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Yeah, everyone else does that too, though. So Triple H
tries to line Jericho at hot start, but Jericho ducks
and then hits a flying line to take over early.
You'll notice this exact spot and the six man later
to Triple H powders and Jericho follows out, but Triple
H closed fist punches him on the outside and takes over. Here,

(22:54):
Triple H throws Jericho back in but Jericho hits a
triangle drop kick and sends Triple H back to the
floor on the outside. Story here basically is that Jericho
has to keep Triple H off his game or Triple
H is going to take over because he is stronger
and bigger and the world champions.

Speaker 4 (23:10):
He's the game. He is the game.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
Oh yeah, there's also some chance here.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
Yeah, dude, crazy, Shane's a pussy chance. I didn't know
there's a thing that they like, I knew that that was, like,
you can do that. I didn't know that.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Like, they do it later also in the night later too, yes, Shane,
and they acknowledge it on commentary. Later they don't do
it here, but later like wow, yeah, this is crazy.
I can't believe saying that.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Triple A starts climbing to the top. Why they saw
on commentary who was going to taunt with Shane and stuff?
Oh right, and Jericho runs up and arm drags him off.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
Huge pop for that, by the way, Oh massive, Yeah. Jericho.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Jericho fires up with the back elbow and a drop
kick from the second for a two. Crowd just lights
up for this super super bit.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
They thought he was winning on that. They were like
sold this is it New Champ.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Jericho, then Bulldog's Triple H goes to the top but
Shane crotches them. The acolytes then instantly chase Shane McMahon
out of the arena.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
Shane runs around the ring, runs into the ring, out
of the ring, and up the ramp. They run the
fuck oh he like yeah, they chase him crazy. Stephanie
throws the belt into the ring.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Fucking motherfucker throws it right between Triple H and Jericho
and they're both down, so you're wondering who's gonna get
to it first. Triple Ah goes to pick it up,
but Jericho kicks him and then uses the belt himself.
Jericho makes the pin, but there's no ref but it's
a visual like twenty count here.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
Oh my god, the crowd's counting the whole time too.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Earl Hebner then runs down and comes in, but Triple
H kicks out, so Triple H hits the jumping knee
and it starts arguing with Hebner. Of course, Triple H
pushes Earl. Earl then pushes him back, and then Triple
AH just bumps the fuck out of here. Jericho then
hits a spinning heel kick out of nowhere in a
lions sault. Yeah, and Earl Hebner counts the three fast

(25:09):
and Jericho wins the WWF title.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
I mean, like, dude, the fucking feeling in this building
must have been insane, Like even through the TV, you
could feel like they lose their minds. Jr. Is flipping
on a commentary. Earl Hebner's running away, Triple H tries
to go after him, and the APA stop him, Like
this is fucking awesome. I don't know, man, Like, I mean,
I get the angle on the show, and like, Triple

(25:33):
H obviously has the face rock in two weeks, but
I don't know, man, maybe called audible like this, dude's
over his shit. God damn, this is awesome.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Yeah, you're two weeks away from backlash too. They could
at least last another.

Speaker 4 (25:45):
Week, right, exactly, just do this what they do here,
like on a week later or something, right like, let
this crowd have this.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
So we go backstage, Triple H is in the ref's
locker room, arguing with Earl Hebner. I love that there
is a REF locker room, dude, I run that they're
just all hanging out in there.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
And their ref shirts of course, and that's how you
get in. You scan your ref stripes to get in
the locker room. And Triple Ah just fucking he's going
after Earl you screwed me, and he grabs my Kyoto
and grabs Earl and him and Shane and Stephanie and
the two refs all leave the locker room and they're
dragging him out to the ring because they're gonna make
this right. He drags him through the blue Pipe and
tray ah, Ship, Dude, that's how you know it's fucking

(26:26):
for real. It wasn't meant to be that way.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
He's really bad.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
So they get him into the ring and it's dude,
this is funny as Ship. There's a six signed combo
in the crowd, so six of the boys holding each
of these words, and it says, dear Vince, please fire
x Pox thanks.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
It's like fucking pure haters.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Ship.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
Ask God, what about the road dog? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Do guys like.

Speaker 4 (26:59):
Yeah, we like to say his lines.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
I guess Xbox fires back tonight to really show him
down with a great performance in the six man tag.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
He does his fucking absolutely so Triple A keeps trying
to invent submissions to put on Earl Hebner's standing for
some reason. I'm not sure what's going on here. Shane
eventually puts Earl on a full Nelson.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Master Locke challenge.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
Earl doesn't tap out because Shane's a pussy doesn't care
about this shitty submission. So triple it says, Earl, you
know you just screwed me. You just job me out, palking.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
What does job me at mean?

Speaker 4 (27:35):
Now? This is the official, the assigned official. Mike Yoda,
you were the legal referee in that match. I want
you to look at the footage from the match, and
I want you to tell me that wasn't a screwed job.
Kevin Dunn put that footage up so they show it
and the fast counting triple it. Just tell me that
wasn't the fastest count you've ever seen.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
It was pretty normal.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
It is you jop me out.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Have you ever seen Earl under count? This is like
every match?

Speaker 4 (27:59):
Rahim then super arms long, His arms get longer when
he's bumped.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
He falls every time.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
Mike Kyota says, Earl, that was a fast count. You
screwed triple a jump Mike Kyoto, stooge ref this scab.
Fuck you man, you screwed him. Earl, you screwed Brett.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
I didn't mention that. They should have They sad. It's
just like he screwed Brett.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
They should have said that.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
I can't believe they didn't.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
So Mike Yota leaves and Triple Ah says, now you
heard that the official ref said you screwed me. I
want you in front the whole world and these idiots
here to tell everybody. Then you're gonna reverse that decision.
And Earl thinks about it, and then he says, no,
huge fucking pop, and Shane grabs them because they're gonna
kick her on then his ass.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
Now, dude, an alternate un money they call an audible
and he runs to the back.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
No, tell them you're reversing decision. You damn right, I
screwed drown. What he do it again? If I had
the chance, we're doing this again, you and your damn hamster,

(29:24):
He would actually think, if you actually Earl fucking bat
all right, damn, I don't know what's going on. Bring out,
Booby can break out. Booby can.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
Just down's Earl his face. So Earl, they grab Earl,
they're gonna kick his ass. Traine grabs his arm and
on it. Earl stands there. Trouble is putting the bike
in his face, and Earl is standing there for a
while because he forgot his lines. And I know he
forgot his lines because I could hear Triple H telling

(30:10):
him his life. Triple H under his breath is saying
every part of this promo to Earl. That's why Earl
is like taking it slow.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
I thought it was for drama.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
Wow, no, dude, because Earl, like he's standing there staring
at Triple H, and Triple H says, reverse the decision.
Reversed the decision on one term that touched me as
long that nobody touches me as long as I'm a
ref as long as my life no last part and.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
It wasn't us.

Speaker 4 (30:50):
Definitely not me, So yeah, he says, nobody touches me
as long as I'm a double ban for as long
as my life definitely was about this. That and Triple
H of course, having to reiterate the promo that he
just fucked up so trible. He says, you'll reverse the
decision as long as we don't harm you or touch
you while you're a wn be an official. That's right, sure, yes, right, trible.

(31:15):
He says, are you going to reverse a decision? And
Earl looks at him, yes, oh, yes I am.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
He looks like, what are you talking about? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (31:26):
Sure, yeah, I screwed Yeah, of course.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Yeah. My brother's Dave I did screw bread. You wonder
how much he paid for the classic surg.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
We're twins.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
Are you going to reverse the decision or not? I did.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
So.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
Triple H tells her he'll go to the back and
get his double to be a belt off that sawt
off mid Chris Jericho and bring it to me now.
So Earl does that and leaves, and Jericho walks out
on the stage with the title and the mic in
his hand and tells DRIPLEEDG just shut the hell up.
And Jericho says, you're telling me I have to give
with the title because of a match. That match never

(32:17):
took place, and I have to give them the title
because these Jerichoholics never saw me beat you. Well, I
guess if we can all believe that, then I guess
it's also not true that your wife Stephanie has not
slept with half the boys in the locker room either. Jr.
Says my god. So somehow in between that I didn't

(32:39):
see it happen, but Earl gets the WF title, so
Jared Yeah, so he takes it, brings it back, and
he triple its Earl before you go, I want to
talk about our deal. I'm a man of my word.
As long as you're an official, nobody will relay hand
on you again. I mean, they like our fucking driving

(33:00):
this one home. You remember when I said that if
you're an official, I would have hit you, because God,
for real, do you remember this deal yet?

Speaker 1 (33:12):
What deal?

Speaker 4 (33:13):
Huh? Well, Triple A says, oh, yeah, there's one thing
I forgot to tell you. You're fired from what.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
You're damn right, dude. Yeah, I'm just gonna hit.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
Him and Truxim fucking DEXI with the bike. Jr's on
commentary screaming he's got a family.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Yeah, Soun's like he's got a brother. He works here too.
They should have fired Earl Hebner here and then Dave
Hebner is the next referee for Triple A. She he says,
what the fuck is going on?

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (34:01):
What the fuck did I get rid of you? Damn
after is.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Get how much did you pay?

Speaker 4 (34:13):
What Shade stomp the ship out of Earl Hebner, who
has forgotten all of what's going on here. He doesn't
know why he's.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Getting all those lines. He doesn't know what's happening.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
Then Triple h hits Earl Hener. He fucking grabs him,
sets him up for the pedigree, and then hits him
with the pedigree. I'm sorry, where the fuck did Chris
Jericho go?

Speaker 3 (34:38):
He handed over the island left?

Speaker 4 (34:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Why why I'm no longer needed here?

Speaker 4 (34:43):
He doesn't even come back out like after Like, okay,
he went to the bad to make the save. Yeah,
he doesn't run out to chase them off. Who comes
out to make the save? But Therough locker room.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Yeah, this guy put his job on the line for you, Jericho.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
Yeah, what the fuck? So fucking the old gets here
with the pedigree, reps run out and triple expose it
with the Belton Jr. Says this is the most appalling
thing I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
No way, just wait. Backstage, a limo pulls up in
the back and Jim Ross steps out of the driver's seat.

Speaker 4 (35:19):
My fucking god, James, I swear to God. I swear
to God in my notes right here nineteen nineties. Jim
Ross gets out of the driver sea.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Yeah, this is nuts. Jim Ross steps out and he
helps Linda McMahon out of the back and I also,
by the way, I swear.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
Pat Patterson walks up with Linda, gets out of the
limo and says, hey, Linda.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
He good evening.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
Oh my god, holy fun. So yeah, Joe bros Going.
Pat Patterson walk Linda into the building and she must
have some business to handle here. Maybe she heard that
Earld screwed bread.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
She heard about the Earl Hebner stuff. So we go backstage.
Eddie Guerrero is here with the European title and he
is studying for his GED.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
Yeah, he says, from the function of the sponges. Ah,
the only sponges I know are the ones Mamasitas has,
and these are nice sponges. China comes in and says Eddie,
I know you're studying for your GED. He says, yeah,
the test is tomorrow in China says I know, study later.
Match now. He says, no, come on, I want to
be intelligent just like you, and trying to slams the

(36:35):
book on his hand and says, no, you gotta wrestle
this is a sad story. Actually, when you look at this,
Eddie's just trying to get his education and China wants
him to have a tag team match.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
So now we have the Hardy boys versus s A
Rios and Eddie Guerrero.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
Yeah, so s Arios is with Lieda. Uh so this
is still pre Lda obviously with the Hardies and Eddie
Garro is with China, and Eddie is wearing of a
China shirt hurt and the back of it says enter
at your own risk. This is like insane, is it not?

Speaker 3 (37:06):
Yeah, this is insane shirt his life, buddy, I.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
Guess I would not know. I don't know if I
shut that says pussy and all that back and says
I'm gonna fuck.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Yeah, that's just real love. There's something back to the
two thousands man, and if you dare Yeah. So it's
pretty crazy to see the hardy's face Essay Rios with Leda.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
I know it is weird.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
And she has the same mannerisms when she joins Team
Extreme as she does the same taunts yeah and same
move she does lead us all she does.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
Yeah, I mean like and I mean her Look here
is cool ship. By the way, I no fucking wonder
she stays forever.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Dude. Leada like two months ago was doing segments with
Danny Doring and the Amish Roadkill.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
And getting paid nothing.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
But you gotta hang out with Amos roadkill.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Chickens.

Speaker 4 (38:03):
But China, I'm as red killing China would have been
kind of faked, Chase the Bez type shit the chickens.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
So Eddie gives China the roses, but they're just regular roses,
and China throws them on the ground. Ah, Eddie and
Rio's hot star on the Hardy's here of course, and
the crowd.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
Is just chilling, dude, I mean, like it's time to
hang out now.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
They saw a thirty minute triple h match and segment
we need a second please.

Speaker 4 (38:34):
Well, thankfully they must have. I mean they probably What
I assume happened is they put out a survey, like
a paper survey, and everyone in the crowd and said
would you like more triple EH segments on the show,
And they all must have marked yes, because that's what happens.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Yeah, we're gonna have to recount those ballots. Majority rulls.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
So Eddie tosseses arios over his shoulders and Rios has
a drop kick into Jeff in the corner. I think
they say on commentary that s Arios and Eddie are
teaming for the first time tonight, but they do some
cool shit here. You know, as a wrestler, you should
probably know how to do basic tag team moves, so
it's not like.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
Like you know in the video games, when like you
build your singles moves that you still have tag moves
in there that would you bust them out.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
So Eddie and Jeff payoff first. Eddie hits a leg
lariat and abillity to back for a two, which China
likes a lot.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
That's the move that she taught him.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Eddie throws Jeff out and China takes a cheap shot
on Jeff. S Arios tags in and him and Eddie
hit a drop down drop kick combo. They've been watching
a lot of the natural Born thrillers that's straight out
of The power Plant brother So Matt tags in and
lines Rios and back body drops Eddie. The Hardys do

(39:47):
a double flapjack and then back body dropes Arios over
the ropes and he lands super hard and smashes into
the railing. Jeff then hits a house show dive and
then Matt hits a supplex and Jeff up for the
swanton bomb.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
Well, that's the usual combo, the Matt Hardy supplex into
the swan dog.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
He looked down to the crowd too, like, you guys
are ready for this vertical suplex.

Speaker 4 (40:11):
Dude, this is a This is a legendary cutoff here.
I was not expecting what I saw here. I figured
the cutoff was coming, but what it was I was
very surprised by.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Yeah, So Matt hits a supplex, Jeff goes up for
the swanton, he does the taunt. China gets on the
apron and then tosses Jeff by his balls off the
top rope into the middle of the rope crouches them.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
Like dude, Yes, she walks up, grabs his dicket balls
and fucking like launches to the flup rope, which also
crotches them. Unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
So Eddie tricks mattuh andes Arios is able to hit
a moonsal on Matt Hardy standing. Eddie then Whipsesareos at
the turnbuckle, and the camera work here is great because
it looks like he's just whipping him at the buckle
and you're just kind of confused. But then he lips
over over the post onto Jeff Hardy on the outside.

Speaker 4 (41:03):
Fucking unreal dive. I don't like. For some reason, I
didn't know over the post dives existed in two thousands,
but they did, I guess.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Leita then goes for the lead of salt but lands
on Eddie.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
What was the fucking plan here? Because I swear maybe
I watched this wrong. But does Eddie not slam Matt
down and then g up Leada to do the moon salt?
Because how it looks is she He gets her to
do it, and then he stands in front of Matt
Hardy and then she moon salts Eddie.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Damn right, I did so. I think the idea was that.
I think the idea is that Eddie was holding Matt
down and making sure she lands in the right spot
move Matt like holds his leg or was supposed to, so.

Speaker 4 (41:44):
She definitely does it, but he probably was supposed to.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Yeah, something like that.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Matt then pushes Leada to the outside. She goes flying.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
I don't know if she expected it.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Yeah, Matt like kicks her the back and the and
hits the twist of fade on Eddie for the win.
Great tag here man.

Speaker 4 (42:04):
I enjoyed this.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
Yeah, just super simple work and uh, just really hot
from starting to finish.

Speaker 4 (42:09):
No, it was totally cool. And uh, I like, I
like I Crios a lot. I mean, he's not around
for much longer, I don't think, but I thought he
was cool. He looked cool, had some cool moves. Eddie's
obviously the fuck.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
He was always doing something when he was out there.

Speaker 4 (42:21):
You know, dude he was Yeah, yeah, dude. Lawler on
commentary says, huh is anything? Is anything gonna go right tonight?

Speaker 2 (42:27):
What the fuck?

Speaker 4 (42:35):
Calm down?

Speaker 1 (42:37):
So China is super pissed after this match and grabs
Essay Rios and hits a power bomb modum and then
Eddie stops.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
Fucking China power bomb and Eddie says, all right, me too.
It stomps his ass out because he knows he's in
trouble too. Yeah, and then Eddie ish. China leaves and
walks out and Eddie chases her and gets on his
knees and Exeter leg and j R. Says he's whipped.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
We go backstage. Linda McMahon is doing her taxes and
said Shane McMahon comes in and says, hello, mother.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
Hi son. Shane says, I thought you were in Europe
doing business with dad.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
No, Son, I'm here all right?

Speaker 4 (43:27):
No?

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Yeah, bringing, I mean, like.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
That's fucking ridiculous. Bringing Bully Kennon will solve the problems
in anyone's lives. This man is not Ship all the
problems in the problem solver.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Yeah, oh yeah he is.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
It's awesome. He's the ultimate solution.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
That's another guy, that's right. Linda says, well, I wasn't
Europe with your dad, but I had to come back
tonight because I have a very important announcement to make
with your sister. Oh yeah, my sister and my dad
and my brother. Oh this is getting expensive. Linda says

(44:15):
it's an iportant announcement with the rock actually, and Chand
says okay, what the fuck is it? And Linda says, well,
not this time, son. I think it's best if you
hear it the same time everyone else does. And then
Chad says, yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
Mom.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
So we go backstage. Triple h is pissed and wondering
why STEP's mom is here? Hey, why is your mom here? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (44:39):
Step says calm calm down, please, and Trible it says,
I can't calm down. I want to know what all
this stuff about the rock is and what's your mom
even here? And Steps looks at Chance says yeah, why
is she here? I don't know. I'm gonna go find out.
Step says, yeah, you better find out. Trible he doesn't
need to be upset anymore, and Trible just yeah, I
don't need to be any more upset. All right, I'll

(45:00):
go talk to mother, brother, go talk to okay, sis
and step brother in law.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Al right, Sorry, So now it's time for Taz versus
Perry Saturn versus Crash Holly fuck.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
Yeah that sounds sick.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Yeah, Jim Ross actually announces Taz as the new e
c W champion.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
He says he showed up at an e c W
show and beat the champion in three minutes.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
And fuck you, Michelon, you're not worth six hundred dollars,
let one six hundred thousands.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
And I heard that you're putting the title on just incredible.
I don't put in sheets.

Speaker 4 (45:47):
Well, hopefully they put it on Tommy Dreamer. First.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
He kind of looks like ww F stone Cole.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
Tommy Dreamer.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
No music surgery. Do you get two j rs?

Speaker 1 (46:03):
He's shut up in the lima.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
On bro. What the hell I did it?

Speaker 4 (46:27):
Yeah? Hardcore title on the line. Yes, Uh yeah, j R.
Says has been easy to be champion before and he's
wearing the gold again. And yeah, I mean, you know,
Barry Sander versus Taz Sigles would have been pretty fun. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
I was begging for it. Actually, I thought, Okay, he's
the new e c W champion. They'll put him up
versus Perry Sattern. They'll have a good match and it
will make Taz look good.

Speaker 4 (46:47):
And like he's the Extreme Championship Wrestling Champion. Maybe making
Taz the Hardcore champion as well is fucking right there?

Speaker 1 (46:54):
No long could he? So Saturn comes out here, he
is fucking jacked.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
They is so big here. He looks like Triple H
in that return picture you know where he's all jackass.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Yes with the trap dude.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
Yeah, that's so Saturn looks.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
He's not only does he look huge, he also looks
like he may or may not be on another planet mentally.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
I mean that's just him. Always differ, dude. I mean,
any ECW promo he did with Cronus. I mean he
was nuts.

Speaker 4 (47:30):
Yeah, I mean he's he's fucking odd one here for sure.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
Like he's on the planet Saturn.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Holy fun. Yeah. So Crash attacks him the interest way
with a cookie sheet and runs to the ring, crashes
the twenty four to seven hardcore champ by the way,
Saturn runs in and then Oklahoma stampede Crash into the corner.
Taz was going to hit Crash with a head and
arm task flex off the second rope, but Saturn stops
him with the cookie sheets.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
Saturda, Dude, I was so excited to fucking see it too,
because I was like, Crash with make that.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
No, Taz really doesn't do anything in this in this match, No,
he does not. That sucks man, No champ, you know, yeah, right,
what like in the grand scheme of things for w
w F whatever, But like they made a note to
announce it and show it, you might as well, Like
put him over.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
Makes it feel like it makes it feel like that's
the only reason he was in this match, Like just
the fashion Perry Saturn and they're like, oh, we throw
thew champion or some I don't know, but it just
felt that way, you know, because he didn't do much
in this.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
That's probably right. I mean, I'm sure you too know
by the way, I don't know by watching the you
know where we are here, but the we reviewed the
SmackDown this same week where Triple H and Taz fight.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Yes, right, okay, sure, so that's.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
Right here too. So he you know, fucking calls that
Triple H.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
And I'm an opinion, damn so Crash Holly wins this
three way, and then Triple said, let me get half.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
I saw how good it looked when you lost the crash.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Saturn hits a flapjack on Taz uh and then Saturn
hits a prototype kreutz Wrath, which I think is funny.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
It was prototype kreutz Wrath, like it was you know
all the if you were doing it and like create
a move, that's what this would be, dude, right, Yeah,
you just have.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
To like fasten or make the party. Yeah, speed it up.
He gets them in an electric chair and then drops
him in front of him and then hooks them for
the German soup flex and German soup flexes. But he's
not like he doesn't like catch him or nothing. He
puts them down.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
I didn't think of that until just now, great shout.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Taz breaks it up with the cookie sheet. This is
all they got, That's all he does. Especially he breaks
up with the cookie sheet and then uses the cookie
sheet on both the guys.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
You see dumb ec dumb, Hey guys, GCW chance they
don't know ship, they just know.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
He about to say, hey guys. I don't think the
cookie sheet was like the big ECW thing. I think
the head and arm task plex off the second would
have been the d right. Taz and Saturn then hit
total elimination on Crash.

Speaker 4 (49:59):
If you did total nation and creat a move and
really slowed it down, that's.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
What this was. Really, really slowed it down, and it
was super nice. Cronus was not nice with this, dude.
Taz was way nicer than Cronus, which is a crazy
crazy thing to say. Yeah, so Crash powders and hardcore
Holly comes down and lines Crash and throws him into

(50:22):
the rail.

Speaker 4 (50:22):
He's got his own ref.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Taz and Saturn double down in the ring as Hardcore
Holly gets a two count on the outside.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
There's two hardcore title matches going on at the same time.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Yeah, and I could tell because the crowd is completely dead.
At this point, they have no idea what ta boom
year being confused, Yes, Crash throws hardcore Holly into the
ring post and Crash grabs something from the announced table.
Kool Aid, say our head, Jerry Hery, bring that back, dude.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
They were like, it's for my voice. I was like,
did kool aid?

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Is that a thing?

Speaker 3 (50:55):
So I looked it up and it's like, actually, kolaid
is bad for your voice, like because all the sugar
is bad for your voice. But yeah, he has a
kool Aid picture which nicely placed on commentary.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
J I should have gone from commentary hey fucking back
and won the hard core title.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
Total should Crash on the floor double piddle.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
He don't take my dad's kool Aid.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
Thanks, Sean.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Steps and now it's time for Booby Cannon. Sean, you'll
wear him. Booby Cannon is the glue at the w W.
He's also.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
That's not right there anyway. Shunt God, I love.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
You in your shun. I love you you dog shut
this is I love you Dad, I love you so
hardcore Holly hits the Falcons arrow on Perry Saturn Yes,

(52:15):
and Crash Drop kicks them and depends them.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
Ry Saturn of course, right welcome. At least they protected
the east of the champion. But I that was so
nice of them, very nice. Well they pin them on
two days from now. Maybe not two times in a week,
but yeah, not the same week. You cannot get into
here and lose, and then on SmackDown Tommy Dreamer will

(52:40):
try to help you. He'll get pedigreed, and then you
get pedigreed at you.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Fuck e c W.

Speaker 4 (52:47):
Sean. That's called doing vision.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Thanks Dad, I love.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
You, Dad.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
So we go backstage shame It comes into Linda's office
and says.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
Mom, yes, tell me about the rock right now, son, Actually,
this announcement is about backlash right now? Yeah, dude. She
leaves it and she says, what about backlash? Hey come back, mother, Mom,

(53:24):
come back, Sorry son, I have to go make this announcement,
all right.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
So we go to a pre tape. Kurt Angle was
at the mall with a big sign that says Olympic
Heroes for abstinence.

Speaker 4 (53:35):
Is this one in the mall or is this in
Penn State? I think it's all Penn States.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
I thought it was a mall. It didn't make sense
to me until you mentioned it during the observers that
this was at Penn State because they're at Penn State University. Yeah,
it makes a lumber of sense.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
But yeah, so Kurt's and Penn State. That's the right
sign and the big sign on the front. He's wearing
this big sign in the front says Olympic Heroes for Abstinence.
And it's on a megaphone, and he says, students of
Penn State, I encourage He said this in the mall,
Students of State.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
They were all just there on a field to I
always spin out that drink crazy Wow, fuck you.

Speaker 4 (54:16):
I'm sorry, shun.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
See shun. Sometimes is best to not make Jake as
I was drinking, thank you.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
I mean to be fair of James. We said to
watch two matches back to back at the second time.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Notes for two matches double Jeopardy style simultaneously.

Speaker 4 (54:38):
Good point. Good point, So Kurt says, students of Penn State,
I encourage you to seek the choice of celibacy.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
That's funny, wow, just looking for them.

Speaker 4 (54:51):
He says, join me in Olympic Heroes for Abstinence. The
best sex is no sex. And he turns around in
the back of the sign says oral exams, not oral.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Sex, kurd Angle doing God's work.

Speaker 4 (55:04):
He's I mean, don't fuck around kurd Angle.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
So now it's time for the Linda BigMan town Hall.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
She's here with the raw theme song. That's her entrance.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
They should use two thousand. Why not good evening?

Speaker 4 (55:24):
Okay, this is one hundred percent fucking true. Linda's in
the ring, and I pre wrote Linda says good evening,
and then she fucking said good evening, and I lost it.
I couldn't fucking believe it good evening. So Linda says,
I've come here tonight because I need to address the
situation that I believe to be very unfair. At Backlash,

(55:47):
the Rock will compete against Triple H for the WF Championship.
The deck is already stacked against the Rock, and it's
been announced that my husband, Vince, along with my daughter
Stephanie and my son Shane, will be one of the McMahon's.
I think the Rock is outnumbered. The Rock is not
asked for my help, nor anyone else's, but I have

(56:09):
to tell you that after watching it tonight, after seeing
what happened WrestleMania, I've decided to put someone in his
corner to even the odds now some of you are no, no,
no fucking way, sorry, he says, no, not mcfoley.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
She shuts this down in the most like as is
way I've ever heard someone wrestling shut something down. I mean,
it was just like small rumblings. They definitely wrote this in.
No No, I think they wrote this in for her
to say, and it just happened to coincide at the
time where they were just starting to ramp up the
Folly champ because they go and there will not be mcfoley.

(56:56):
I can hear it now, and there won't be.

Speaker 4 (56:57):
So Lida says, there's gonna be a very individual is
going to be in the Rocks corner and it's with
great pleasures I announced to you that Ellen's corner will
be Stone Cold, Steve Austin. I mean, this is unreal.
Pop Jr. Is fucking losing it, Dorattlesnake, Stone Cold is
going to backlash, and Triple H is fucking losing it. Backstage,

(57:20):
he's walking through, he's storming through the hallway. Lily and
Garcia is so excited about this announcement that she gets
in the ring to dapt. Lily and Linda.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
Reason she is so excited.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
A bit she does get in the ring. Why just
like talking to us, ship's cool?

Speaker 3 (57:43):
Oh yeah, how did you manage to get stone cold?

Speaker 1 (57:45):
And that it's just cool, Lily.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
It is not a part of the next party.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
Run that, Eric.

Speaker 4 (57:57):
So Stephanie storms down the ring with Triple H and
Shamee and gets the mic from Linda and Steph says,
you know the last time we were on the ring together, mother,
The McMahon Helmsley regime has no problems slapping people around,
and j R. Says that's your mother, young lady, that's
your mama. That's your mama, and Steph says, the mcmah

(58:19):
helmes regime is about opportunity, So I'm gonna give you
the opportunity to change your mind. Think about it, mother,
what's your decision? And then mom, mama, okay, daughter, I'm thinking.
And then Linda says no, and Stephanie says, no, you

(58:40):
won't change your mind. Well, and then Stephanie goes to
slap Linda Linda Perry's and then slaps Stephanie back. Fucking
Stone Cold esque pop again. This crowd's unbelievable. You're losing it, dude,
Stephanie goes down Linda's shocked that she did this fucking
legendary fucking moment here where Linda Perry's and slap stuff

(59:00):
for you in the face. That was fast too. That
was a command slag, dude, dude, it was It was awesome.
And Linda is fucking, you know, immediately feeling remorse, and
Triple H then grabs Linda by her hair and give
the fucker and goes to bettig rear, which would have
been ship.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Shane jumps at him like five guys at Freddy's.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
My mom.

Speaker 4 (59:24):
Just fucking lays Triple H out and Linda fucking gets
out of there. Then Triple H and fucking shaneer starts
pie facing each other for real, and Stephanie then slaps
Triple H and then slaps Shane. I mean, this segment
is funny.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
Do some.

Speaker 4 (59:42):
Shit just picked up? Dude? I mean, there's so much
Triple H on the show, but I gotta say I
love this whole segment, Like this was fucking all just
fucking fun ship Like.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
This is the most WWF segment of all time, dude.

Speaker 4 (59:57):
Yeah, everything is just the is pop pop pop, Like.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
This doesn't happen anywhere else. This is just the WWF territory.
Like this segment is just when I think about like
the Attitude era and like WWF and stuff like this
kind of encapsulates kind of everything from that era.

Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
So fucking Rock comes out. He's got a mic and
Rock says, now before YouTube just brush our bonies start
playing Ali and Fraser and the referee is played by
that prostitute in training.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Yeah, yeah, good nuts.

Speaker 4 (01:00:31):
Well, Rock says, when he woke up this morning, he
was feeling great, and the Rock was feeling great. Knowing
that a backlash with Vince in Triple H's corner facing
the great one, he felt great. He was fine with that.
But after hearing Linda's announcements, the Rock says, what was
once a great announcement just got better. Rock says, the
entire world knows of the Rock and Stone Colds history.
They know the Brahma Bowl and the Reddest they haven't

(01:00:51):
seen on to eye. But the one thing we can
agree on is the fact that we know Triple H,
you're the biggest asshole walk in God's green Earth.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
If you're some.

Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
What the Rock is cooking and he pops the eyebrow.
I mean this is You're a great would have put it, James?
This is pure wwf mm hmm right. I enjoyed it
thoroughly though. The crowd really fucking helped it a lot too.
And Michael Cole is backstage with the mcmah helms of regime,
all of them.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
Dude, this is where I realize how much I've seen
triple H tonight.

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
The amount of times I wrote triple H. And this
has to be like a historic number for my notes, Dude.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
I started like mixing it up, so I was writing
out triple H, and then I would start writing HH,
and then I would go back and triple H because
I just got so sick and tired of just writing
triple H.

Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
Like it was just so much during matches. I will say,
by the way, just behind the curtains, I do write
HH for the matches just because it's quicker.

Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
It's easier.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
It depends, yeah, like if I'm tired or not of writing.

Speaker 4 (01:01:51):
It tonight testing him, So Cole says, triple H. It's
been some night for you. First you lose the title,
then you don't lose the title, and then Len McMahon's
announcement and Triple H gets in his faces, get the
shorty little goof, I didn't lose a damn thing and
Muchale Cole backs up because Triple H is getting in
his face and he bumps into Xbox and Xbox off mic.
First shoot looks a him and says, don't touch me,

(01:02:12):
and then Triple H on the mic says, don't you
touch him? And don't you ever say that again? Just
embrony this guy crazy. Everyone hates Michael Cole, and Triple
H says, I lost nothing. I am the WF champion
now Jarco as far as he goes, I'm not done
with him tonight. Jarko's gonna take his buddies, the acolytes,
because we got a six man tag. Me, Xbox, the

(01:02:35):
dog are gonna take care of business tonight d X style.
And then he shoves Uncle Cole down on the floor
and the camera doesn't see it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
Me pot in a dog d X style. Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:02:54):
Yeah, d X style is just fucking running heat for
a long time.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
I can't believe my fucking ears. Uh six man tag
after a singles match earlier and it's the main event.
He opens and closes the show.

Speaker 4 (01:03:10):
Okay, in my brain, for some reason, I thought they
just run back the singles with Jericho and Triple H wins.
But I guess that doesn't.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
Happen, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
I always thought in my brain that the match was
the main event.

Speaker 4 (01:03:20):
The Triple H jerk on the ship is like after
to end the show.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
They should have. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
I don't know if the six man tag was necessary,
but the dog showed up Tonight's uh.

Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
I need a booking much better would have been.

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
Ladies, boys and girls. That's the dough.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
X fire that guy. So now it's time for the
Dudley Boys versus Al Snow and Steve Blackman otherwise known
as head Cheese.

Speaker 4 (01:04:11):
Are they head cheese here? Because I right, head cheese?
But I actually don't know if.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
That's I think yeah, because I think I didn't see
head cheese.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
I think it was wearing the cheese the thing.

Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
That's fair.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
Dudley Boys, Hot start?

Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
What the deuce?

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
I don't even know if we could call it hot
start anymore. We just might call it the w W start, I.

Speaker 4 (01:04:32):
Mean the year like on the ramp too. They don't
get in the ring.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
So Devon and Snow are in the ring while Bubba
and Steve Blackman fight on the outside. Al Snow hits
an Osi Moon Salt to Devon on the floor.

Speaker 4 (01:04:44):
That was kind of cool.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Yeah, that was cool. That was one of his famous
spots for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:04:48):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
So now Bubba and Steve Blackman are in the ring.
Steve Blackman hits a kick combo on Bubba and Bubba powders.
Bubba throws Steve Blackman into the steps. The Dudley's hit
the three d on Al Snow in the ring.

Speaker 4 (01:05:01):
James didn't cut anything out there. This is the order
of what happens.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
Devon goes for the pin, but Test runs down and
goes all the way to the top rope. Were running.

Speaker 4 (01:05:17):
By Trish, so it gave him time.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
Right, it's just funny. Ash.

Speaker 4 (01:05:21):
You gotta get that elbow drop over, dude, that's right
to the back of Devon's fucking head.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
Yeah, Test, elbow drop huge, Test, I mean he is massive.
He's doing an elbow drop, yes, and he hits it
on Devon Test and puts al Snow on top of
Devon and head. She's win.

Speaker 4 (01:05:38):
The ref sees this. Yeah, well the ref is distracted
until he's not and then watches by dude.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
The other ref got fired tonight. I'm done, I'm talling.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
So Trish gets in the ring and Bubba grabs her
and tells Devon to get the tables.

Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
Let go over her, Let go that young lady, you're
hurting her.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Trisan kisses Bubba and uh Jr. Says that put Bubba
into one of those orgasmic trances that was on the nose.
Usually he does like a power bomb to the table
and that makes him go right, had the trance? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:06:19):
He chi ever.

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
Yeah pants, that was Yeah, that wasn't even so bad.
I'm not sure if that like falls in line with
the power bomb to the table trance. That must be
just a different one.

Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
Maybe it's different ones, you know how, Like there's different mists,
so there's different trances. One of them is he puts
you through a table and he goes into a trance,
and the other one he gets a boner.

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
So we got to a pre tape. Kurt walks up
to a guy kissing his girl and says, hey, chill out.

Speaker 4 (01:06:57):
Yeah, I mean pretty much, he says, sir, ma'am, we
all know where this is leading. It's a big mistake.
Hello Credico for Rapsinence if you want to suck on something,
suck on this and he gives our lollipop.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
Of course, RA is brought to you by fram who asks,
when is the last time you changed your air filter?
Great question, I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:07:16):
It's a great question. You should change that out for
you air filter.

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If you're listening to this, you probably need to change
your air filter.

Speaker 4 (01:07:22):
You probably forgot. It's probably been over six months for you,
So you should change.

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
Your oil change. They'll tell you to change your air filter.
They do it every time you see you, so filter,
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Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
Gil and Chef Boyar d over Stuffed Beef Ravioli MM
and WWF Aggression CD.

Speaker 4 (01:07:44):
Yes, the original rap songs based on Superstar themes and
we hear one of them tonight, actually two of them.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
Two of them.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
So now it's time for Scottie Too Hotty versus Dean
Malinko in a light heavyweight title match.

Speaker 4 (01:07:57):
This is a return match that Jared says, which I
enjoyed him saying, I always liked that term. He says,
this is a return match from Heat.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
And Malinko is the ww flight Heavyweight.

Speaker 4 (01:08:06):
Champion at the time, as he always was. For some reason,
I feel like I didn't even know he was facing,
Like Scotty came out first and I just wrote down
de Malinko and I was right.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
Yeah, it should have been Gawayne Dill.

Speaker 4 (01:08:15):
But funny, sadly, I guess he's had his run.

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
So De Malinko comes out here the Radical theme song,
which always is funny to me, no matter what the situation,
Perry said, or just no matter what the situation's funny.

Speaker 4 (01:08:31):
Same with I mean the same with the APA. It's
just no mercied out.

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
Yeah, so this is a quick match here they do
get time at the pay per view. Uh, they've been
going kind of back and forth years. So Scotty hits
a shoulder tackle with theatrics and a discus line with
a spinning back elbow.

Speaker 4 (01:08:46):
Love that dude. The theatrics was a taunt in the
games too.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
Yeah, he was super like super theatrics guy, so he
had a bunch of different stuff for that, so it
always made him fun to use in the games. Scotty
whips Malinko into the corner and as he goes for
the bulldog.

Speaker 4 (01:09:00):
Malinko lines him, dude, he knocks the ship out of
Scotty with that fucking line too, and then on commentary
at some point here, I think pretty soon after this,
Walla says, oh, how does how does Scotty keep his
hair straight? I swear that's that something about merry hair
gel and so.

Speaker 1 (01:09:18):
Malinko then kicks the ship out of him on the
ground for a while. It's a belly to back for
it too. Malinko hits a vertical souplex and some punches
to the head instead of a pin. Scotty fires back
with a power slam and then a back body drop. Yes,
Scotty hits the bulldog that makes the O face.

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
Huge.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
He hits the worm huge pop.

Speaker 4 (01:09:42):
Here, dude, great fucking pop, and Jr. Says Scotty connected
with his worm. I can't believe I just said.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
That, well, dee. Malinko then gets up and gut kicks
him and hits a double endo a power boys in
the clip. Scotty gets to the for the break. Molinko
then crotches Scotty on the top rope and hits a superplex,
but Scotty catches his legs and pins him in a

(01:10:09):
small package.

Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
For the three.

Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
I love that finish, Like he that's like underrated, maybe
underutilized as well, especially nowadays, maybe uh finished, especially with.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
How many guys roll through the Superplex nowadays.

Speaker 4 (01:10:21):
Yes, Oh my god, imagine roll through and just rolling
through into an inside crail.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
Yeah right, like yeah, fuck you, Yeah, it's awesome, Scotty
too haughty. Of course, this means he wins the light
heavyweight title and then he dances on the ring. The
crowd pop when the lights went out because they thought
Rakishi was coming.

Speaker 4 (01:10:37):
Down for sure. Yeah, you're fucking probably right. I mean
he break dances in front of the title. He gets down, dude. Also,
just before the finish, Jr. On commentary says, wow, light
heavyweight title match here, and we also have an intercontent
title matches. Well, the tag title is on the line tonight,
how dude, I know it's twenty minutes left on the show.

Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
With the fucking yeah, I was like, wow, they're cram Jesus.
So we got to a pre tape. Kurd Angle was
here talking to the youth and.

Speaker 4 (01:11:06):
He has a sign that says it feels great when
you wait, and Kurt says, you know what I'm talking
about celebisy is key. You don't have to give in
to temptation, really, folks. Then off to the side, you
hear a man that sounds like he's hungry. He's yelling
in the distance, and he says, come, get your condoms.
Get your condoms here, wrap the hide, ride the die,

(01:11:29):
and it cuts over and it's Big Show with condoms
blown up like balloons attached to his head, throwing just
handfuls of condoms into a crowd of students. This is
fucking absurd. Why the fuck is Big Show here?

Speaker 1 (01:11:42):
Watch the condoms?

Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
And Kurt is standing there with I guess one leftover
student and says, what's wrong with the youth of America?
And the guy says it's true, It's true, And Kurt,
confused at this response, walks away.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
He just love Kurd angle on the WWF. He just
really want to get that in there, right, Kurt, is true?

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
What is wrong with the youth of America? If you smell.

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
So now it's signed for Big Show versus Crispin Wah.

Speaker 4 (01:12:09):
I couldn't believe that was the match. I was like
kind of excited for this.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Yeah. Big Show comes out with his w w F
aggression song, Tony loves this song.

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
Dude, great song, good song, top list, top.

Speaker 4 (01:12:19):
All, Tony's number one Big Show theme No One.

Speaker 3 (01:12:23):
It was close, maybe it was I can't remember to
three time.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
You can change it up to you.

Speaker 3 (01:12:29):
That's a good song though.

Speaker 1 (01:12:30):
So Show does the entrance Pyro in the ring with
the hand raised.

Speaker 4 (01:12:33):
That's awesome that I love that, I love I love
in ring Pyro.

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
Actually, yes do. Big Show goes for a line hot start,
but Ben Wade ducks and starts chopping.

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
No way.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
Started radical theme song hot start or a pat one
of the other hot style.

Speaker 4 (01:13:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
Big Shot throws him in the corner and chops him crazy,
and then Big Show military press has been wa over
his head and throws them fuck you.

Speaker 4 (01:13:13):
W W fucking dude.

Speaker 3 (01:13:16):
Show looks good here actually with the hair cut and
maybe no T shirt next time, but you know, he
looked real good here.

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
Ben wa tries to fire back, but Big Show is
just so big. It's just not happy.

Speaker 4 (01:13:26):
I mean, he is fucking big. He's had. He's throwing
headbuts too, which is cool. I always liked the Big
Show head butt. Also, I want to note Big Show
because we mentioned this before. Big Show, of course, missed
the standing jumping elbow drop again as he always does.
Don't know if he's ever hit this thing. It's his
flare cross body, it's his cutoff. He probably beats somebody
with it once and yeah, always went back to it.

(01:13:48):
That's fucking awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
So ben Wah runs Big Show into the post, but
ben was still can't get showed down Big Show. Then
Military Press has ben Wa over his head and throws
him over the top rope into the ring from the floor.

Speaker 4 (01:14:02):
Fuck you, dude, that was cool as shit, man. I
love that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:08):
Big Show then hits his super kick and throws up
the hand.

Speaker 4 (01:14:13):
Show stopper Tome Baby.

Speaker 1 (01:14:15):
So Show goozles Ben Wah and Ben Wad just kicks
them square in the nuts.

Speaker 4 (01:14:19):
Dude kicks them right in the ball's immediate tq. Ben
Wa powders, Kurt Angle, runs down USA tracksuit on, gets
in the ring and immediately starts stomping Big Show's ball.
Now condoms Telemacy, bitch, He's gonna make sure Big Show

(01:14:40):
can't have sex, and he stomps the shit out of
his balls and leaves. I thought when he was going
like how he was setting Big Show up, he was
gonna put him in the ankle lock. No, he grabs
both of his big as legs, spreads the kicks them
of the balls repeated, and.

Speaker 1 (01:14:54):
The Raft is like, hey, come on, dude, off, come on, dude,
you're crazy man.

Speaker 4 (01:14:59):
Come on.

Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
So now it's time for the Castro GTX Slam of
the Whek, brought to you by the motor oil that
provides maximum protection Castro GTX.

Speaker 4 (01:15:10):
Drive Hard drive hard motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
So the rock hits Shane with a rock bottom through
the announced table on SmackDown last week.

Speaker 4 (01:15:17):
It looked fucking awesome by the way it did.

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
Yeah, he got him way up there too.

Speaker 4 (01:15:21):
Yeah, killed him table broke nicely. It was very cool.

Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
So now it's time for Edge and Christian versus Big
Boss Man Buchanan. Edge and Christian are the WWF Tag
champs at the time. This is a tag title match too, Yes,
it is for the title. And I love Bull Buchanan
because he just becomes whoever he's hanging out with at

(01:15:43):
the time.

Speaker 4 (01:15:45):
I mean, you know, sometimes you have that friend that
just kind of adopts all this shit you do, and
that's bullby Canon every way utility guy. Yes, I guess
you could say that right.

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
So boom, Buchanan bags Christian to the corner to start off.

Speaker 4 (01:16:01):
Here, regular start here, they lock up.

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
Yeah, Boby cand backs him up to the corner and
gives them those punches.

Speaker 4 (01:16:08):
Ay yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
Christian gives Bull a line and tags in Edge, Edge
and Christian hit poetry emotion.

Speaker 4 (01:16:16):
And man sucks.

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
Man sucks, dude, that's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:16:20):
Heat, a ton of heat on the boss man. I
cann't believe it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
Edge then gives Bull punches in the corner. Nice.

Speaker 4 (01:16:26):
Oh hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
Boss Man kicks Christian in the back when he hits
the ropes, and then Bull hits an axe kick on Christian.

Speaker 4 (01:16:32):
Or did you know that bosch Man and Bobby Kennan
broke cane hand? They didn't just break it, they destroyed.
They ruined cage hand. And Lawler says, oh no, normaled
and mutilated like his face. Hey, you think they could
you think they could make a little mask for his hands.

Speaker 1 (01:16:48):
He's just a normal guy, normal man, Cain.

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
He's regular.

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
Is you really normal, man Cain? You don't even know
the half of it.

Speaker 4 (01:17:00):
And I hope you don't watch this show in five
more years.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
Shut, he's gonna fucking kill me. I ain't evenna do
nothing to the guy.

Speaker 4 (01:17:10):
I was just trying to talk to the man and
he fucks me up.

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
You want me to take care of him, Dad, I
take care of this guy.

Speaker 4 (01:17:18):
No, shun, this is my problem.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
This is my yard shine. I'll kick damn. So Bull
and boss Man do a double sliding punch.

Speaker 4 (01:17:27):
I thought that was cool, dude, Okay, I fucking love
that that. He just is legit. I mean, this is
Damien Missdal like, this is exact same dude.

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
So boss Man then spits an edge and the raft
holds him back. Boss Man throws Christian out and Bull
beats him up on the outside. Boss Man hits a
big boot on Christian and then just fucking chokes him
one handed on the ground. I thought that was great.

Speaker 4 (01:17:50):
He chokes some nuts too. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
Bullden hits the ropes and does the axe kick animation,
but just does a kick on the.

Speaker 4 (01:17:57):
Ground running stomp for some fucking.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
Running as kick stomp. So Bull runs up the second rope.
I don't I don't think he was whipped. He just
kind of ran up the second rope.

Speaker 4 (01:18:08):
It's like, uh, who fucking did it? Was it? Charl
Haare kind of just jumps up kind of to.

Speaker 1 (01:18:12):
The Yeah, it just runs up and then turns around
mid air and hits a line for a too. So
Christian gets the hot tag to Edge, who comes in
and hits a spinning heel kick and a back body
drop on Bull and then Edge hits the spear. Edge
goes for the pin, but Bull hits an Alabama jam
off the top rope on Edge.

Speaker 4 (01:18:29):
They sold that big too, Like, holy fucking shit, that
was fucking crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
No, it was awesome too, because I mean, he just
hits him right in the back of the head. It
was great.

Speaker 4 (01:18:37):
It was perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
Yeah, boss Man and Bull didn't start beating down Edge,
and the ref tries to get him off of him,
but they just pushed the ref who is Teddy Long?
And Teddy Long the ref It's so weird because like
he's just always a general manager. Yeah, So Teddy Long
then calls for the bell and uh, they get dq'ed.

Speaker 4 (01:18:56):
Fuck you player, dude, immediate DQ because he's pushed him,
and then immediate explosion on the stage, super loud, dude,
fucking very loud, pyro bullshit and Laula goes fire fire
and Kane is back from his fucking gnarly ugly ass
hand face injury and Kane comes out with Paul Bear

(01:19:18):
gets in the ring and goes after both of them.
Bull then goes for the attempted to run up the
ropes jumping back clothesline again that he did earlier, but
Kane goozles him and choke slams the shit out of him,
and then Kane does his pyro in the ring, which
is all all.

Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
Bert got this extra buttons on tonight?

Speaker 4 (01:19:34):
Why the fuck was did he have like a V
shaped jacket button?

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
He was looking good, got a little extra money. Kane
punches boss Man and he spits up and Lawler says, hey,
not his team now. He says, it's so fucking funny too.
You have to like hear his kate that this is funny.
But yeah, choke slams Bull gets him way up there too.

Speaker 4 (01:19:57):
Yeah he does.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
We go backstage. Michael call was here with Jericho and
the acolytes, and Cole says, so, how are we supposed
to know the acolytes weren't paid off by Triple H
and Bradshaw says, hey, fuck you manal fu he.

Speaker 4 (01:20:10):
Bradshaw gets super mad, but in the end he was like, yeah,
maybe we could have did that. Oh yeah, Bradshaw says, hey,
you little jackass, let me tell you something. You're right,
we would take money from the mansa triple h for anybody,
but tonight we're standing with him. And then Fruk steps
in and says, and if we had been paid off
by them, don't you think we're man enough to tell him?
And then Bradshaw says, you're fixing to get your ass

(01:20:32):
kicked for free, you little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:20:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
It felt like everything stopped for a second, Like it
literally felt like the world stopped for a second. Commentary
was chilling. They were just looking at him. He walks
out the room. Hey, you're fixing to get your ass
well for a free, little bitch. I was like cold
pulling and wrestlers court at that was crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:20:58):
Who fed you on line?

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
It was like they were all positive to see if
that was okay. All right, I guess I'll keep going.
So we go backstage, Xbox the Dog are getting ready
the dough.

Speaker 4 (01:21:13):
They're getting ready by just fucking hanging out, and then
Edge Christian walk by, an Xbox says, you guys got
lucky again, huh, hey fuck you, Xbox, and the dog
says shine my belt for me, and Ed says, yeah,
it looks pretty good on me, doesn't it. Well, that
was disrespectful. So they start kicking Edge Christian's ass and
stop them out and hit him with the tag titles,

(01:21:34):
and then they leave them for dead.

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
We get a big show commercial. Big show is walking
through a very tiny house, fucking destroying it.

Speaker 4 (01:21:43):
Did you know what this was before the end of US? Okay,
I didn't either, Donny, did you.

Speaker 3 (01:21:49):
Know I've seen this before? But the ending still made
me laugh.

Speaker 4 (01:21:52):
I don't mean I had no fucking Yeah. He's walking
small hallway, then walks into a door frame where his
head breaks it, and.

Speaker 1 (01:21:59):
That big show in a little dude. I couldn't believe it.
I just didn't believe it.

Speaker 6 (01:22:08):
Pepe comedy here, dude, I mean they hit them all here,
Big show breaking a house, Big so stuck in a
small car, I mean they hit all the big fat
bastard spots here, Big show sleeping in a bed that's
too small for him.

Speaker 1 (01:22:23):
Of course, wit is tar for my favorite meal, Chef
boy Ard spaghetti and jump of meatballs.

Speaker 2 (01:22:32):
Balls.

Speaker 3 (01:22:33):
There's no way this dude's eating spaghetti meatballs out of
a can.

Speaker 1 (01:22:37):
There's no way two of them warmed up on the stove.

Speaker 4 (01:22:42):
And and then fucking he's obviously eating them because he's
fucking fat. The chair brakes.

Speaker 3 (01:22:49):
Yeah, there's funny as fuck is They had like the
Shep Bardy logo and it was like in the background
his chair broke, so I like didn't even expect the
chore to break. Why And I just cracked him for
some music because he broke the chairs.

Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
And dude, I love the Big Show and I love
this commercial and uh, listen, he's the goat to me.

Speaker 4 (01:23:07):
I don't know, man, he dude, I mean he's the
fucking best. And speaking as a fat man, I mean, fatman,
little car, these are all legendary.

Speaker 1 (01:23:16):
To be Batman little car is crazy. That's like hitting
your best spot in the mill of a match. I
would have ended it. He should have been stuck in
the small car eating the jumbo meatballs.

Speaker 4 (01:23:25):
He couldn't get out, so they had the emergency bring him.

Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
Chef car is not big enough for the Big show,
but these jumbo meatballs of spaghetti are just enough for
a big hunger like me.

Speaker 2 (01:23:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:23:37):
Funny, they bring like a crane to get him out
of the car, but instead of like getting him out.
They give him a can of cheft ward d on a.

Speaker 1 (01:23:43):
He says, this will do.

Speaker 3 (01:23:46):
Leave me in the car. I want to shift wear D.

Speaker 1 (01:23:50):
So now it's time for the main event. Chris Jericho
and the Acolytes versus Triple H, did Doug and x
pot with Tori Those are the King of Rocks, the
dude Kings of Rocks.

Speaker 4 (01:24:06):
What did you say, jar BONI.

Speaker 3 (01:24:08):
Dude, I just realized this Tory wore the green top,
that it was a green EX. I just realized that
when she came out, top is an X. It's like
it's crossed so it looks like an X. The first
time I saw that, I was like, well, that's pretty clever.
Should that The whole time.

Speaker 4 (01:24:23):
I think that was always her. Look that's her looking
the game with.

Speaker 3 (01:24:25):
The green X.

Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
It was an X the whole time.

Speaker 3 (01:24:27):
I didn't even know it.

Speaker 4 (01:24:28):
Triple H looks unreal, like he comes out here fucking
piss and vinegar the run DMC music complaining he's fired up.
I'm like, oh, this is like, this is the champion
for a reason.

Speaker 1 (01:24:40):
Huh yeah, d X with King of Rocks.

Speaker 4 (01:24:43):
And he married Stephanie.

Speaker 1 (01:24:47):
No, it's because he was friends with the Dead it's
a d X man, I mean, with the King of
Rock entrance, I mean, this is the hardest team I've
ever seen. I mean, somehow the Road Dogs in it.
So Jericho comes in and Triple H gets him in
the pedigree right away. Bradshaw then fucking hit the clothes

(01:25:10):
line from Hell on him. Fuck you. Jericho gets the
walls of Jericho on Triple H, but XPOX breaks it up.

Speaker 4 (01:25:19):
For that to be the end of the match.

Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
No way, dude, we actually have a bunch of heatless
bullshit to get.

Speaker 4 (01:25:26):
This is like, I mean, like, I don't know why
I didn't plus ten this. I have a plus ten
in a while, and this is like what the fuck?
I know, I fucking like I was near the end
of the match and I was like, fuck man, I
wish I had skipped through this. Wait, we used to
do that. Why don't we do that? So, like this
is deserved a deadlock plus ten and I'll definitely.

Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
This is the type of ship that gave six man
tags like a shitty I know, what's a reputation doesn't
like them, dude, Like, legit, WWF killed this step.

Speaker 4 (01:26:00):
It's so hard.

Speaker 3 (01:26:00):
Beginning with Jericho winning the thing and then it just
went all down. Yeah we got a six man tag.

Speaker 4 (01:26:06):
Yeah. Second also was just with regular tags, right, they
would just do a main event regular tag match, and
it was just the same ship here. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
So Jericho hits a flying line on Triple H. You've
seen that before.

Speaker 4 (01:26:21):
He should have fucking tagged for real, punch on his
second head.

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
So farrout comes in and so DOA's Bradshaw and they
just kick everyone's asses a good gimick, I mean, I mean,
and they look great to This match has no heat whatsoever.
I think the crowd's also confused.

Speaker 3 (01:26:37):
Yeah they are.

Speaker 1 (01:26:38):
I think they're pretty casual fans. They're like college kids, right,
they're on this university campus, and they probably have never
seen a six man tag, and they're probably also confused
on while they're watching Triple H and Chris Jericho wrestle again.
We already popped for all your stuff earlier. What he
was doing again?

Speaker 3 (01:26:55):
What more?

Speaker 4 (01:26:55):
Yeah, we're gonna do it again in intervals and slower
with the Dog. That's what they really hate Shamee though,
because he is in fact a pussy and they will
keep saying this.

Speaker 1 (01:27:09):
So road Dog starts hitting his punches, then just grabs
him and hits him with the fuck you spinebuster.

Speaker 4 (01:27:15):
He fucking stuffs him with this thing. Even Jared goes o, god, du.

Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
Fruk tags in Bradshaw, but the ref didn't see it.
So they get heat on Faruk in the corner. Dude,
I thought it was pretty nuts. They got heat on
for Ruk.

Speaker 4 (01:27:28):
They get heat on Fruk for like, really is the
rest of this match, right?

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
Xbox heat on Fuk is fucking funnyude, I mean absurd.
This is the most please fire me ass like era
for wrestler. He's like bouncing on him and hitting him,
and he chokes him, and he's like, ah, he chokes.

Speaker 4 (01:27:47):
Him in the most exaggerated way possible, like head, hey,
Joe out, buddy.

Speaker 1 (01:27:55):
Freak should just stood up and just fucking slapped this
ship out of him. What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (01:27:58):
Just spinebuster over the top brope and killed.

Speaker 2 (01:28:01):
Him A.

Speaker 1 (01:28:11):
Fucking punches him right in the side. There, you fucking
mother over the top run.

Speaker 4 (01:28:20):
I mean, XBO probably would have taken that if for
a Root called it to be there, no guaranteed.

Speaker 1 (01:28:25):
So Jericho hits the Bulldog and the Lion saw on
Triple H.

Speaker 4 (01:28:28):
But x Poc breaks up the pen again could have
just like he I mean, they had you know it
was a visual three or not visual three. It was
obviously oh he broke it up because it was because
he didn't have the didn't like right, but it was
like damn, like, come on, give jerk of the wind,
like title's not on the line anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:28:47):
TAZ match on Smack Dad lost to Crash.

Speaker 4 (01:28:54):
By the way, when they do the Shades and pussy
Chad earlier, Lawler says, were they say shade and Jr.
Takes a second He says some sort of hole and
Lola says what.

Speaker 1 (01:29:09):
Xpot hits the X factor on Jericho. He's out, but
APA take out XPOCK into dog.

Speaker 4 (01:29:15):
And Jericho is now dead because of the X factor,
so much so that there's enough time for Triple H
for all this to happen, and then a still pinfall one.

Speaker 1 (01:29:22):
Of the coolest moves huh. So Edging Christian come down
and help Apa beat up the dog in Xpot.

Speaker 4 (01:29:31):
They brawl up the ramp, of course, and then Edginite
risher on the ramp so the ref can't see them
because they're so far away.

Speaker 1 (01:29:36):
Triple H and Jericho are left in the ring. Triple
H gets his arm over on Jericho, but Jericho kicks
out at two to a huge pop.

Speaker 4 (01:29:43):
Fuck. I mean, like the X Factor would have put
him away if it was any So.

Speaker 1 (01:29:48):
The APA comes back down the ramp and Jericho gets
a roll up on Triple H for a two. Big
Bossman and Bull Buchanan come down here and attack the acolytes,
and then Triple H reverses a whip gut kicked his
it's the pedigree on Jericho and beats him clean as
fuck right this stair of the room.

Speaker 4 (01:30:03):
I was so much. I was like, dude, okay, dude.
I swore Jericho was kicking out for a big pop
or like something was gonna happen or anything, but what
happened here, Like, I guess the thought was they needed
like they thought Triple As needed his heat back and
a win back because he's facing the fucking rock of
the pay per view. But like they could have just
done something next week.

Speaker 2 (01:30:24):
There's two weeks.

Speaker 1 (01:30:25):
Hey, Jericho, you know we did the whole thing earlier.
I just kind of need my wind back at some point,
you know, Yeah, sure, Hunter, when do you want to
do that? Like an hour.

Speaker 3 (01:30:40):
They should have had, like you know, the rock coming
cost triplace a match, Jerok gets a pin again over
him or something like that.

Speaker 4 (01:30:46):
You know when the girl was gonna get involved here.

Speaker 3 (01:30:49):
Oh that would have been good too. Yeah, they could
have done any wins clean did.

Speaker 1 (01:30:53):
Triviaine's character being big pussy and he also needs all
the windses.

Speaker 3 (01:31:00):
He called get you next time, kid, I promise I
win back.

Speaker 4 (01:31:04):
I mean beats them like, I mean, like I get dude,
like they definitely don't be late age. Yeah, the show
ends like he beats Jericho with his finish and then
they celebrate over Jericho's body for like a few minutes
and then the show ends. There it is, I mean,
j R's out is cool because obviously j R's out

(01:31:26):
is always good, and Jeri says Triple Ash Triple H
is still champion. But folks, I ask you for how long?
How are Triple H and mcmahelms the regime gonna with
Stan Stone Cold Steve Auston at backlash? I mean we
talked about it before. You mentioned earlier. How much JR.
Is like a Steve Austin fucking fan. Is it really
helps it like this?

Speaker 1 (01:31:44):
Well, Triple a Is Shane and Stephanie Hugg And that's
the end of this raw.

Speaker 4 (01:31:47):
I mean, this is very very Monday Night Raw. The crowd,
I mean again like you mentioned, like you know this
college crowd, great fucking crowd, Like yeah, I mean some stuffs,
you know, not they weren't in the entire show, but
the highs were very, very high, and it made those
moments and pretty cool. And I didn't realize this the
same episode of the Linda Stephanie slap, so that was

(01:32:08):
cool and yeah, it was iconic. Yeah, and Tazzy City
Champion these gales. Well, that is it for WF Monday Night.
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