Revisiting WWF SmackDown 2001 Supermarket Brawl Stone Cold vs Booker T, Vince McMahon & Ric Flair Co-Owners, The Rock & RVD vs The Undertake

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Boys are back. Welcome to theDeadlock Podcast, episode number one eighty three.
We are back again. God whatback? James's back, Tony's back,
Johnny's back back in town. That'swhat I've heard, and it's time

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to talk about w WF SmackDown forDecember thirteenth, two thousand and one.
Some of you will know that asthe infamous episode where Booker t eats frenchries.
You said it's the supermarket brawl episodeof SmackDown. A lot of people

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know, but there's a lot ofother interesting bullshit on the shows. Crazy.
Yeah, it's very crazy. Butbefore we get into that, we
have some updates for this here Deadlockwatch. This is up on Patreon.
I don't know what it is yetbecause you haven't recorded it, but I
bet it is sick as hell.Yeah, it's really good. I had
a good time, and I betthe one next week is just as good,

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if not better. James gotta bebetter. He has me gotta be
better. It has to be.It just has God, it has to
be better. Please please. Also, sgh is up on the Patreon or
it will be for sure, let'sstill come out, I'll tell you.
Yeah, it should be around there. Yeah, all right, it's coming

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up before the last day of themonth, or it's going on in the
last day of the month. Itprobably will be on the last day.
It'll be there'll be there. Itwas. We watched h WB SummerSlam two
thousand and five, which of coursehas the infamous burger warm it up and

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let's go to work on as thehim A, Shawn Michaels and all coaking
man of it match, as wellas a bunch of other shitty. They're
cooking that fire working on there.They were cooking something dogs. It was.
It was an experience that you shouldexperience. Was with us. Of

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course, that's in the ten dollarstwo on our Patreon. We are on
that. We are like, Ithink, maybe three hundred patrons away from
that illustrious three thousand patren on compsized deadlock three thousand subs. Tony,
I don't know if you realize that. Somebody posts on the red the other
day you said if we hit athousand, you would get your hair like
Jeff Hardy in that match where heblew up Joey Mercury's phase. Well,

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yeah, you already passed out.You didn't call me out at a thousand,
it doesn't count. James thousand,Yeah, I thought you were a
little going at that point. Tobe honestly, we're already pretty close to
a thousand supers. Yeah, weare pretty We got him, we got

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we got him well. At threethousand, I believe Gihnt said he was
going to kill Tony with a ballpeenhammers. That's right, that's right,
if he's getting worse every week.So I don't know what's gonna happen.
I said every week you can look, listen back to it. Make a
compilation or a compilation. I don't. Well, I'm gonna tell you one
thing, brother, if you makea compilation, I'll be watching that dude,

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or maybe not watching with my daughterbroke brother, or maybe maybe I'll
get Speaking of watching things, youalready know, was this past weekend?
Uh, and it was our highestattended show ever. That is un is

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correct. We have super noo vacancy, ran out of chairs multiple times,
sent Tony on chair runs all nightlong, So the show hasn't happened yet.
But you're right, but we havealready pre solved more ticket then any
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one ever Freeze. Welcome to thePatreon exclusive series Watch This Today. We
will watch the security footage of Tonyat the home depot. Dude, Tony,
get the fuck out of the homedeep. I've been home deep in
a long time. Yeah, theyprobably banned you. Big. Riley g

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says we have caught and compromise toa permanent end. Dick the cot Hutson.
I wish that was the case.This just end man seen leaving home
depot with a garden host. Witnessessay the perp is still large at large,

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but Purpe has been identified as TonyDouglas builder and cousin to Douglas.
I see this just in Tony hasa big back Shapman, George Copeland,
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you and your shitty little toad.John Blood. That's from Charles E.

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fat assn door hand hook car door. I saw Tony at my local home
depot on Monday. There's the lasthim for a photo, but he said
get bunky and stabbed me with adirty syringe. Oh my god, Tony

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Zay crazy Aga. Can you fuckingbelieve the DPW anniversary falls on my birthday
and I've yet to be able tocome out to a show. What stopping
you? Bro? Connor Braun,Hello, Connor, Anita Naylor Yo,
Nick Hello. The hit movie Clickstarring Adam Sandler. That's my favorite.

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Jordan Cotton. So a guy likeme up until very recently thought that

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the Mean Street Posse were just friendsof sham Man that never wrestled. I
think we talked about that on theshow. Yeah, we actually did.
Aqua. Oh, I'm not justthe coolest, I'm not just the best.
I'm justin the cock Dodson. Yeah, all right, that's fair.
She un on my Clay till IHowdy Anthony Toronto, Tony Rick Flair is

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an ass kissing but sucking bastard.Slash Cobain four Sebastian Pritchard, Jacob Peterson,
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shirt from Frank L. Bowling.Matt I joined Patreon, and all I
got was Kane's blurry ass bit branch. When Bunky comes to town, all
my hoochies come around, hollow ifyou hear me and John Blood you smelly
fucking jay head. Tony, it'sTed Decker. I heard your garden hoach,

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she asked, and I wanted toextend my apologies. Come to my
office and let me see that sausage. All right? Ted matthew A costa
top dollar annual. Growing up,I always wanted to get my ball sucked,
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We're rocking over. I'll kill Tony. I swear either guy to get
a ball on the end or theJeff Hardy. I really know you got
you got to really figure this outhere. You're gonna die, oh,
I promise. All right, Nowit's time to talk about WWF SmackDown December
thirteenth, two thousand and one.Yes, and before we get to that
let's take a look at what wasgoing down in the wrestling world around that

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time. We've already talked about someof the Observer stuff. I'll mess up
this too, James around this time, because I think this was pretty close
to the first x WF episode.So I tried to search around a little
bit, try to find a couplethings. I found a couple of things
here from the Observer from December seventeenth, too than one. The following people

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were released on December fifth, LashLaRue, Russ, McCullough, Reno,
Kid Romeo, Elix Skipper, SayRios, Jimmy Yang, and Evan Courageous.
All those guys were released and oneyeah, I think, yeah,
you're right, does Reno. Idon't know. If Reno goes to t
NA Kid Romeo, I think asa shot that would be unbelievable to men.

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Reno feels like he was built forthat air of TNA, where like
Russo was just kind of pushing aroundwith Ferrara and shit like, yeah,
you're right, this guy with thefucking shorts and the thong and the hair,
tell me this guy, oh hedid. He did go to World
Wrestling All Stars, but he thatwas pre TNA, but yeah, he
has no TNA matches. It lookslike his last match ever was a wXw

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taping in Pennsylvania in October of Othree and then he's just done. Wow.
Yeah, so the short lived careerfor all reno a good matches.
Well, he had the thong andhe did the roll of the dice.
You can't forget that. Yeah,if you really would really going far and
beyond what I would have expected,You're right. Everyone else here, uh

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pretty much just fucking bucks off.I know Russ mccullo. I don't know
if that's how you'd pronounce it,but I only know of him because maybe
you guys have seen this. There'slike an indie show that Rakishi works,
and like he flips out on thisguy in the ring and threatens to beat
him with a chair and the guylike runs to the back and then yeah,

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Rakishi gets on the mic after andsays, that's why you got fucking
fired. Yeah, yeah, I'llhave to link it to you, guys.
It's it's crazy. Yeah, that'sthat's the only reason I know that
name, because I remember Russ RakishiKishi yelling at you with the big bootylicious
thing yes, yes. Uh.Another news, Billy Silverman, did a

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New York radio interview talking about thesituation led to him quitting. I guess
he was like a backstage guy wW from WCW. Basically the story about
being ripped really hard because he upgradeda ticket on a flight to first class,
which went against WWF protocol, althoughhe wasn't aware of it since he
came from wwicket. If you wantedto pay, wasn't considered a cardinals it.

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Yeah, dude, you upgrade yourticket. If you upgrade your ticket
in the WWF, you have togive it to the VET. So you
upgrade your seat and you have togive your first class upgraded tickets. He
will beat you, that's the thingthey did. Yeah. So this guy
got in trouble for that and gotribbed big style for his punishment for that,

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where the WWF frestlers told him hehad to buy a bunch of liquor
and go through customs to Canada,and as a result, he was held
up at customs all day fucking crazy. His sin was upgrading his fucking seat.

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So you're right, that's believe.From the Figure four Wrestling news letter
from December twenty fourth, two thousandand one season to Be ran a huge
show at the old ec to BeRena on Saturday night, drawing an amazing
fourteen hundred fans, which was Ithink this is their first cage death show
in Philly. Shy, yeah,yeah, you three. I want to

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say it is for a show thatculminated with a big season to B versus
E C W angle. I willlet you know there was no big angle
that came out of this. Thiswas a horrible uh so Alvart says,
we heard two complaints about the show. The first thing that went too long
and ended at one fifty am,which is true. It dude, the
construction of the cage death alone isusually an hour. So like the show

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the show started, I'm pretty surethat I think if I remember right,
the show started at least an hourlate, if not two hours late.
So like by the people got intoit was like two hours late. And
this was the first show at theec TO Arena, so like XANDIG was
trying to get you know, everybodyon the card, so there was a
bunch of fucking bullshit tag matches andlike just to fucking get everyone on the
show because it was you know,a big deal being the c TO Arena,

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and the second complaint was that theyhad too much stuff for one show.
Some notes, Mark and Jay Brusco, who are underage and therefore not
allowed to rust on Pennsylvania, workthe show wearing masks. Boy, what
a stupid commissioner Pennsylvania was At theBig Angle saw Todd Gordon, Blue Meanie,
Gary Wolf Rock and Rebel and RoccoRock show up as the ECY to
be contingent ready to brawl with thecc to be guys. The lights went

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out and Samman appeared from under thering wielding a chainsaw. The big swerve
was that he was wearing a secTo BU shirt. Shouldn't the invaders get
the big Star? So what happenshere is Sandman is obliterated drunk here,
he's super drunk. He cuts throughI'm pretty sure he cuts through the bottom

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of the ring to come out fromunderneath. He climbs up on top of
the cage death and he's like almostfalling off the fucking thing. Zan is
losing his fucking mind. And that'sthe end of the Angle. It's unfucking
believable. Two more things here.This is a This is a long one.

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You'll like this one. Though.There was an article in the Saint
Petersburg Times about a visit Randy Savagepaid to the local Rady Savage pay the
local All Children's Hospital. There's aphoto of Savage with the article, and
he looked huge, says Avrez.Savage said he was issuing an open challenge

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to Hulk Hogan, who lives inthe area. The challenge was for a
match at the Bayfront Center at anunspecified date, with all the proceeds going
to the hospital. He said Hoganneeds to answer by December twenty fourth.
It was never made clear what kindof matches was Reeler fake, but Savage
notice noted that it didn't matter whowon because it was all about the kids.
Clearly remember this like I do too. I remember this because there's a

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song about YouTube video too where Savagetalks about kids. Well, that's you
won't believe what I believe. Thatclip is from James. But I'll let
me let me know. Were younot like kids up? You know you're
always been Oh my sidebar, dude, I think I share this on Discord,

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but on record store day it's likein I think it's in at the
end of April, they're releasing theMacho Man Be a Man album on Purple
Vinyl for Record Store Day. Iwant it. That's crazy. I'm gonna
try. I think they're only makinglike a thousand of them though, so
it might be tough, but I'mgonna. I'm gonna try. I think
you should probably all right. Yeah, Clearly Hogan knew nothing about this challenge,

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which makes Savage come off as agroup for he's like a hospital to
basically own agenda. Hogan was onBubba the Love Sponge's radio show last week.
Savage would have called at first,they might have been able to work
something out, but he's concentrating nowon spending time with his father, who

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was very ill. Hogan said heeven was gonna go out of town the
day Savage he wanted to fight himuted to fight, which is funny because
Savage never announced a date. Bubba, unlike Hogan, ripped Savage and the
children's hospital part for going along withit. The hospital director even came on
the show on the same episode,and so the only reason he went along
with it because he assumed there wasa prossling angle that Hogan was in on.

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Then Savage calls into the show andsaid he wasn't challenging Hogan to a
prossling match, but age total shoot. If he thought his chance there some
before, there less than nothing now. Z Alvarez Savage said he'd had problems
with Hogan in the past and wantedto settle it like a man. I
didn't coward. Then, in themost absurd comment of the year, Macho

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Man said the pay per view revenuegait, video sales and other merchandising would
generate a ten million dollars gate.He said Hogan turned up ten million instead
of Hogan turned out the challenge.He was gonna still write a check for
ten thousand dollars to the hospital.I hope the hospital gets it before Melanie
Pellman gets her ten dollars thousand dollarscheck from Kevin Nash. I'm not sure
what that's reference too. I'm assumingthat's something from the Bride Pelman thing.

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Uh yeah, so crazy all commentingon James's favorite show, the Bubble Loves
Radio Show. Of course, thatis incredible. Chet is out right here?
Is this it? Or is thissomething? Oh my? All right?
So but okay, James is sentover an interview with macho man Matchaman

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is did Mochuman talk like? Thisis how he talks all the time,
just normal voice all the time withthe beret. This is gonna This is
actually no joke. One of myfavorite fucking savage looks every day. This
is such a crazy look. Yeah, macho madness is awesome years what match
is a great love. They havea figure of this, I'm pretty sure

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a lot of Merchand with the hospitalkids, we're just gonna be for the
kids. But this we're coward.We're gonna put the kids in the shirts.
They're gonna walk around and the shirts, Hogan, and I'm gonna kill
you. You don't know the thingabout giving back. You never gave back
to the business. You never gaveback to me. Brother, You never

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came back to anybody because you werecoward, Hogan. I think we should
have a shoot fight in the children'shospital and then you can go into one
of the hospital beds and die,and that can make sure that happens,
dude, I connections, man,what's up with that? And our last

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piece of news here. H Chinawas on the gym Rome Show last week.
Nothing of note, but she didmention that she made more money doing
two Playboy shoots than she made inher six years of working for the WWF,
which is fucking awesome. Yeah,I believe depending on how you look
at that, all those yeah,all those deals were like shot. Everybody

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was on like five hundred shot unlessyou were like Junk the Rock or whatever.
Ye, So I can't believe,like I guess it wasn't until later.
Buzz I say, I can't believebeing with TRIPLEAZ didn't up the pay
a little bit, But I guessit didn't really matter until he left China
with Stefaniely being with Triple Age actuallydidn't do great. Triple Aedge was siphoning

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money because it's for the kids hospital. Dude. That was what's going on
wrestling. Not too much to talkabout, but someone drest. Now we
can talk about SmackDown from December.Truth, we can one damn right,

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we see series. I haven't donend three years. He says he doesn't
do much with Tea out either,And I said, no way, you
still do that? You do that, because no, I don't. I
haven't done three years. We justhaven't watched watches radios talking about watched the

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drafts all the time. Which doesn'the start with this in my head today
we are doing a draft. We'regonna see if seth Rawlings can hold onto
his multiple champion sounds like a southPark here, Oh my god? Yeah,

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why'd you will be a great southPark? He would just always savages.
I love that son of a bitch. All right, now it's time
to get into the real deal SmackDownhere. Yeah, we're gonna kick it
off here with the cold open asusual. Here to lay the context for
the rest of the episode. ChrisJericho is the undisputed WWF champion at this

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time, right. I think hejust wanted like the Sunday before this,
which is said the Raw and thenthe Sunday. Yeah yeah, it is
crazy, yeah, like and he'son top of the goddamn world. Here,
he's dipped, died out, gotguy fiery shirt on, He's got
it all man Pizza. He wasthe last guy I thought I was gonna

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win that. I think he wastoo. He thought the same thing Tony.
Right, uh so Flair's a consortiumat this time. Vince McMahon is
also not happy about that. Vinceis running SmackDown. I believe Flair's runs
Raw that's right. Um. Flairsays that, uh, well, this
of course is on raw believe.Flair says he is defending the titles in
a steel cage against Stone Coast SteveAuston. So is Chris Jericho Stone Coat

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Steve Auston on raw cage match,undispeeded championship on the line. Steve Auston
doesn't lose very much, but uh, I guess we're getting to the point
where they want Steve Auston to losemore. Well, he's he's he's winning
by getting fucked big style too.That to be fair, So it's you
know, it's not too crazy.And when uh, when Flaire announces that
it's Austin, he's Flayers strutting aroundthe ring and Jerik is just staring up

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with the gage off from Vince comesin with Booker T and security with guard
dogs. Yeah, what the fuckis that? Yeah, that's what it.
Dog sounds like, that's what thatsound like. He sounds like,
debrees golden you'll find out. SoFlair walks up, of course to book

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Or T and Vincent Manny and helooks at book Or Tson. What's he
doing here? Yeah? Very uh, very like the way he hated WZW.
He hated book a t And itsays, well, that's Booker t
I. He's my guest. He'sa book and eye book. He always
has a book. A book andeye are gonna hang in my personal suite,

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all right, hanging out and Okay, so Jericho we get into the
cage match. Jericho actually stunners Austinin this match, jrs. When you
know Jared's commentary here, he didn'tseem like he gave a funk about this
match. Oh he didn't want tostarers because the audio wasn't with the crowd
reaction. It was just kind ofthe match and then like the actual vabo,

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so it didn't have the exact sameYeah, like usually it's you know,
Jai was flipping out in those Jackohome wanted you stunner where he goes
Maybe he hated Jericho. He hitthe stunner on a champion. What a
piece of ship? Yeah, ohjust got we made champion high? Okay,

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dip die well. Austin opens upjay on exposed turnbuckle. He hits
the stunner on Jericho. Jericho Uis down, Austin is walking out of
the cage, Booker t slams thecage on Austin Flare style. Uh,
and it's Jericho escaping the cage towin the match and retained that just beat
the title. Mcmaron Booker are gonnaface the Rats of the Rattlesnake. He
wasn't super excited for that either.He's like, WCW. This is still

(29:41):
w c W. Rimnetz. He'slike, yea, back there, make
sure he's got back there. Thisis a very it's a very short period
of time, but it's one thatI remember very very well. Like the
Beautiful People. Era of SmackDown doesnot last very long. It's not like
it's a super long era of SmackDown. Um, but this episode is very
good. This intro is goaded.This has gotta be the best SmackDown.

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Like, this is awesome. It'sso good and it's so like like it's
just everything is like dialed in.For some reason, I always have a
weird time remembering the Fist with BeautifulPeople, Like the SmackDown fifth stage with
the Beautiful People, I always thinkof as like the rap one or whatever.
But I'm like, oh, yeah, fucking beautlef people is on this.
Yeah, it's definitely not a longtime. This has to last for

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like a year. Like Beautiful Peopledebuts August sixteenth of oh you know what,
it's actually August sixteenth of oh one. Uh, and then they change
it May fifteenth, two thousand andthree, like for an era of SmackDown.
I mean, what's the next one? What's the next song they do?
It's it's well they use I Wantit all until you know, they

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go from the rap song. Uh, they change the rap song on May
twenty second, oh three, andthen they change it to rise Up,
uh in September of four. Sothat's only a year. Actually, you're
right, you're right. Yeah.So they go through a couple of different
phases there trying to figure out Iguess what's what's next because of course,
but get to five and they don'tknow at that point they're lost in oh

(31:11):
five, I don't know the fuis going on there. It's too far
stock between three different eras. Peoplebelie pop a yeah, dude, like
this is gonna be a good episode. And uh, Scotty Taddie's in the
intro, which I also don't reallyremember. Well, yeah, because you
know, they got his very good, well known team here with Albert that

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we're talking about a little bit later. Yes, yes we will. But
first off, we're gonna start offwith not only are we starting off with
the match, but we're starting witha pretty interesting match here, Hurt Angle
and William Regal teaming up against theteam of Rakishi and Edge Edges, the
Interconnal Champion. By the way,just before we got into this match,
that Cole was going over the mainevent of the night, and I'm sure

(31:57):
you were thrilled, both of youto see that the Rock and Undertaker in
a tag match on the event ofthis show. Not only that this is
possibly the most fucked up picture ofthe Undertaker of all time. Shirtless Undertaker
with a hardcore title. What ishappening here? Yeah? They must you
know, they not take a renderpictures. They just take whatever they can

(32:19):
get on the screen. Yeah styleoh five is feather on his mind?
Five? Feather tool is oh one? At least they got a little down
in back here. I don't knowfeather style. That's just crazy though.
Five. Yes, as James said, Kurt Angle and Regal against Rikissi and
Edge Edges, the Icy Champion.Uh kurt Angle theme song here James.

(32:42):
Yeah, the remix, the BootyPopping Ye remix, TikTok remix, Yes,
yes, yeah, this they doit too much for me. I
like the DCW one though, butthis is what they do it too.
I didn't mind this one. Idon't know how long he uses this one
for, but I was like,oh, okay, the W one was
way better. I thought that waslike the number one one was better,

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but this one was all right?Yes, yeah, I believe so yeah,
ok, yeah, Um, itlooks like he only used that song
for a week for this episode.He used it on Raw and then this
and that's it. I understand.Yeah. Uh so hair dryer going nuts

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and these entrances man old eye logthe hair dryer dude, I swore I
was watching him with deb. Iwas like, you gotta like a fucking
continuous airplane flying through your house.It was so loud. I wasn't I
didn't know what was going on.It was like tested, yeah, yeah,
I was just going on here.Well, last week on Raw,

(33:49):
Rakishi gave the craziest stink face oftime. Maybe maybe top two or top
three. The crisp and wafts facesgotta be top two, top three of
all time. That has to benumber one, right, Yeah, that's
gotta I mean, that's gotta beas far as I know from stink faces

(34:12):
I've seen in my lifetime. ButCrispin wall One has gotta be. Yeah,
I'm good. The arms is themost fucked up way to take.
You can't tear tearing his goddamn labormanhis shoulder double style to take the biggest
ass in your face of all time. Yeah, the Crispin wall one has
gotta be up there. But thisone, right, this is dude,

(34:35):
This is brute. This was likeRikishi was trying to capture his nose and
his asshole. Dude, this isthe funniest should I've ever seen. So
we got Kurt Angle, Kishi Edge, Rakishi the stink face to kurtis duds.
He's got a hat on, He'sgot a fedor on with hat bags
up in the corner, puts thehat down and then fucking delivers the gnarliest

(34:58):
fucking face the butt cheat combo I'veever seen man. The ratio of his
face showing and his ass on hisfaces. He was washed. It was
lost in the sauce with hat justnuts. And then he starts dancing after
and Kurt Angle's not having any ofthat because Kurt Angle gets in the ring
and blatch him with a chair andthat. I don't know why everyone doesn't

(35:19):
do this after they get stink face. Yeah, you're right, man,
there's not a lot of revenge withthe stink face. You kind of just
accept that were doing in real life. You pissed off your friend who's just
put his ass in your face.I get a chip, get the sh
out of me. I want todo that this week at let's see what
he's doing. No, I shouldbe the one giving the stink face.

(35:44):
If anything I got, I gota hat I could put on too,
I get really, I have one, not really a hat guy, dude.
Out of guys that have hats inhere, James wins Tony has like
a lot of hats. Tony's thehat guy, but he doesn't have the
He only has cock And I'm notmaking a face by broco buster arms style

(36:10):
arm style arms style arms a pocketyou probably happened to Crispin wal arms style
brock. He would ask for it, thanks for it every week. Please

(36:32):
please let me. Guy that begsto show as loop oh shit, so

(36:54):
yeah, he's checking regal for thenuts because Regal attack to Edge on Raw
with knucks. By the way,is this yes, this is the first
time Regals get the knucks. Thisis like not the first time, not
the first, but like it's comingup on creative ideas to like not have
him getting exposed for having the knucks. Yeah, um, of course he

(37:16):
doesn't have them here. But thenKurt Angele has them and he passes them
to Regal and then he puts itin his pants. I almost had a
panic attack because I saw that.I was like, I swear we've seen
that. I was like, havewe watched watch this because there's just so
much of this era. Yeah,you're um. Then Edge comes out blue
fucking long boys on Yeah my Durangooval icy title. I said, Jesus

(37:40):
Christ, this is like we're inlike such a wrestling was the shit right
here? D Like, it's notlike this is no way stink face fucking
Edge Blue stink You peeked at stinkFace people song cooking. The first shot

(38:02):
that far it's not even hardcam.I don't even know what you call.
That's like, you know, facingthe entrance way way, Yeah, yeah,
the way way back. Wide shotof the whole stage and you see
Edges lights going off all the fuckingsmoke. Yeah, my du wrangle.
This guy comes out, long hairand long jagged icy title always shit,
how much can one guy have you? E's got it all. It's good

(38:25):
at all man. Yeah, wrestlingwas it was. It was like this,
I don't know, like I gotlike chills watching this because I was
like this is like wrestling was sofucking cool. The wrestling was so cool
right here, like in the exactmoment, I don't know I explain it,
like SmackDown was awesome. Um andRakishi and Edge also was a fucking
nuts team, Like that is acrazy team. Someone has a signed in
the crowd that they drew Rakishi's asson it. Put a little hat on

(38:54):
it. She bumps off angle clotheslinereally early for the cut off. It's
so unnecessary. Kurt hits someone withrunning clothes line one ed Riki Riki,
she bumps off, took the firstbuppy, took you the batch the line.

(39:15):
Yeah, he work it has thecut off. Baby RIGI was looking
for keep that job because if hegoes Indes, he's gonna steal a Ja
mckinn and beat the ship out onhim, Edge with a spear on Regal
and uh. He ends up winningthis match and it was actually pretty quick
match. It was not really toomuch they like. All I really wrote

(39:36):
down was the bump lawlor saying thatKurt has had to wash his face with
toilet paper all week, and thenback and forth between Edge and Angle reversing
angle slams uh and then uh,he bumps Kurt in the regal. Regal
ticks a spear and Edge gets towin there. Angle then comes in throws
the Edge out of the ring.Riki, she did get Kurt into the
corner, walks, He gets intothe corner, walks out, he falls.

(40:00):
He turns around and looks at himwith this fucking turn. Turn.
Yes, dude, the turn isPete Cressli as well. Like the crowd
knows it's coming. But until hedoes that little Regal saves Kurt from the

(40:21):
stink face. Help me tell meRegals shouldn't have hit him in the ass
with the knucks here the nugs getstuck in his cheeks up there. He
doesn't get him back, and thepress duckle stink faces. They weren't ready

(40:44):
for that. You're right, you'reright, So then he hits Kurt with
the knucks by accident um and thenRakishi stink faces William Regal instead and it's
but Beastmarchment lawlors Is and then Rakishidoes the triple aged hunt for some reason
that was always this thing. Okaythere, Um Edge thing comes back into

(41:04):
the match with the chair shot onRegal. Edge comes in, swings for
the fucking fences and knocks Regal's headinto oblivion. And then he had some
of the eduction on the chair,which either Regal maybe Regal didn't think about
how he was gonna take this,but he takes it directedly onto his nose
and blows his fucking base off.There's blood everywhere. There's uh yeah.

(41:29):
We go backstage after that. Vinceand Booker arrive in the limousine. Um.
Booker says he can get used tothis, all these leard jets and
limos and all that U and Bookeris like, he's in this crazy matrix
jacket closed all up. He looksat say he doesn't know where they are

(41:52):
either. No, I don't either. I'm actually they're in some bump fuck
town because Vince says later his fieldCalifornia yeah, this is the shitty part
of Colo. Yeah, Vince doeshis Vince voice and as he does his
Vince voice, the dog reacts toattack. Vince mcmahl. He raised his
voice and the dog like reacted topull the dog back, which I thought

(42:12):
was pretty funny. And then Vincesays he wants one of the dogs to
bite Stone Cold's ass. Gave gaveyour eyes open for stone Cold and keep
those dogs right. Nothing What playsme more than one of these dogs take
a bite out of Stone Cold's ass. And Booker says, you dig that.
Vince says, come on, bookI wish he would he kept that.

(42:36):
I wish Booker's lying to here wasthat he's gonna get stunt go Steve
Boston boo yeah, and I'm gonnaget with you. It doesn't even last.
The w even think it makes itto the last episode ye one week.
I think, yeah, that itwas tight, and that it was
tight, now us out do itas shit. It's probably j j um

(42:57):
So, yeah, Vince wants oneof the dogs to bite Ule. That
I can tell. And I likethis that like there was influence from sitcom
writers at the time, because thisepisode was fucking super It felt like all
the comedy was great, all theall the all. Yeah, all the
comedy, all the pacing of theshow and the way that the segments flowed
with each other. This felt likea fucking sitcom at the time. Yeah,

(43:17):
this felt like it could be onlike like on TV regular without wrestling.
Yeah, you're right, I thinkthey had because I think Brian Gowertz.
Maybe it wasn't Brian Gortz. Ifeel like it was him. He
was. I think he was fromlike a comedy background, like he wrote
for like one of the big showsat the time or something like that,
and then came to the comedy wordshere. All right, it was it
was. It was really good.Yeah, it was awesome, dude.

(43:38):
I was always saying, like thesupermarket thing is fucking hilarious, but I've
seen it a ton of time,so there was like so much. There
was a few other parts here thatI was fucking dying laughing at because it
was just so like dialed in.Like you said, so, Regal is
backstage with the doctors on a gurneyfor a broken nose. He's bleeding.

(43:59):
He says, this bloody broken.I could not do that exit again.
You ask the guy the doctor said, let me look at it. He
said, what does they look athis broke here? He lays down,
Take me to the bloody hospital.We got backstage again. Vincent Booker run

(44:19):
into Flair as they enter the arenato go to their sweets. Whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa. Ididn't even know who it was at first,
just some guy like a sweater.I oh, it's fair. Flair
handshakes Vince and then DAPs up.Booker tea, yeah, unbelievable Flair.
Flaire says, uh, you know, after seeing how you liked it on
Monday, I got the box setup for you a gift, you know,

(44:42):
I know how you like to livenow, and it's gonna be even
better tonight. And fence a Bookerobviously do not trust Flare at all.
And Vince out here you're leading missessomething and you're gonna pay all. And
so they go. They bring thedogs with them to the fucking sweet I
was like, yeah, I likeI like that, like they had the
way that they have. Vince hereis that like he's super paranoid because the

(45:02):
last fucking four years have like chantruined his life forever, which is and
he was right in the end.Yeah, you know, absolutely, it
was. The payoff was awesome sofar. Yeah, ship was sweet.
Um so yeah, Vince takes asecond. They walk into the suite and
the first thing Vince doesn't even hesitate. First thing he does is go to

(45:24):
the back door. He says,when I opened this and Austin comes out,
let that dog's attack him. Takeout hunk out of Austin's But I
love that that he like walked straightto the back door. That was awesome.
Yeah, he wasn't fucking playing around. He knew. He opens the
door and he says, get himand then nothing there. There's nothing there,
and flays, whoa, you're onthe wrong track. This is a

(45:45):
partnership. We're gonna co exist.I made this bigger and better. And
uh, Vince says, what aboutthis? And he you know, I
guess Flare punched him or Vince punchedhim on rolling players. I'm over ye
happened. So you and I gottatalk about magic Booker. But I'm gonna
learn how to coax some man eitherway, and then says, well,
if it's my show, then I'mthe boss, and Pleasure, you're the

(46:06):
boss. This is on me.This is such a weird character for fucking
Rick Flair. Yeah, he's liketo just like he does the woo every
once in a while. But everythingfeels like it's not like it's bad and
it's not like it works with Vince'scharacter. But it's definitely Flair existing in
Vince's world and not Flair existing againstRic Flair at the time. Yeah,

(46:27):
like this not his ass right now. Yeah, he'd be running the show
by himself. That yeah, that'strue. So we go backstage again.
There's a lot of a lot ofback to back to back backstage stuff here
today. Uh, Leda is walkingaround backstage, complete fucking smoke show.
Holy fuck. I was like,wow, she is beautiful, Like this
is unbelievable crazy here. Yeah yeah, and she's she got I got a

(46:49):
cup of a cup of tea here. Uh yeah, I don't know what
the coffee he's had a little coffee. Um. Please let us get this
attire in the games. Hello,no, hello, this error doesn't exist.
You'll get retirement lead up and that'sall you'll get. That's what you
need. Yeah, long story short, but the fucking attire the case i'p
playing around. Just look at thisship. This shit is dope as fun

(47:12):
awesome. Just copy fucking face morphthis exact Erra leader to put this exactly
in the game and stop playing.Yeah. Uh, so Test comes up
playing around. They're done shit U. Test comes up and says, uh,
hey, how's it going? Hesays, so, Tests, by
the way, cannot be fired.He's tes on Test. That's right,

(47:34):
because he won immunity from the invasionthing. He won the immunity battle Royal.
He'll never let that down forever.Always got immunity. Yeah, even
until ECW, I feel like hestill is immunity. Test. So Tests
comes up Alita, and of courseLeada and Matt are going through a breakup
right now. Yeah, Matt brokeup with her on raw I think,
uh, and I believe they getback together because there's still a lot more

(47:57):
time I think between all though,and there's love in the of course,
and there's nothing wrong here between Mattand Lita. Ever, no, of
course not. There can't be andthere never will be, God damn it.
And Test says, you know,I know how hard relationships are.
Yeah, but you do. Testsays, I can help you, you
know, at Lisa. No'm allright, Yeah, a Lisa, I'm

(48:20):
good. I'm good, bro broWell. Test then tries to rise her
up. Crazy. Test says,once you go Test, you forget about
the rest. Yeah I'm good.Yeah, no way man, you go
Test, your career has laid torest. Yeah no I don't. I
don't think why all right, whyn'tyou go Test? You will show me
your breast? No, no,I don't think that's right. All right,

(48:44):
Test says, look, I knowyou won't me. Stop playing around.
You walk around your underwear? WhatReddit user Test give it? You're
teasing me? And she like,you came up to me, fucking I
see you look at me. Iknow you want me? Was the big
deal? Are you gonna hit me? I don't you want to date me?

(49:07):
Wanna hit me or something? That'swhat? La just keeps it going.
I just need to be by youwant to kill me? No,
I just want to be by myself. You hit me? Huff I love
it? Roth all right, Yeahthat's cool, bro, I don't really
care. So Test leans over andcloses his eyes in an attempt to not
eat. For kiss. Yeah yeah, at first I was like, oh,

(49:30):
he's leading into like kiss close hiseyes. No, it was for
Leda to punch him in the face. Yes, but Jeff Hardy comes into
the frame and gets right in testsface, who has his eyes closed.
And I was hoping Jeff would kisshim. But that and Jeff says Test.
First of let me just say ITest once Leda to hit him,
close his eyes once once to gethit in the face. Jeff Hardy walks

(49:52):
up, I still close, I'llhit you in the proceeds tonight him.
No, but he gets it.Not yeah, exactly, just hit him
well, Test says, easy lanceromance, don't get hot because I'm hitting
on your girlfriend. Girlfriend? No, my girlfriend? What you like?

(50:15):
Intimidated women so bad? No,how about you intimidate me? What?
All right? So they're gonna havea match later, of course, because
Tes says, okay, tough guy, bring your girlfriend with you? Two?
Is that my girlfriend? This islike Tests whole run right, He
was even was like Stacey's like,you're a tease. I know you want
me. He's a bastard. That'sStephanie thing really fucked up his whole ship.

(50:37):
Yeah he never he treated Stephanie sowell, and then he treated a
really horrible insult story one girl sowell, and then it went bad,
so he hates all the women.His whole career was ruined because of how
nicely he treated Stephanie. Never againwill I do that? Right, So

(50:57):
we go to to Jerry versus CrashHigh all you for the Cruiserweight title,
and not just to Jerry though James, No, Tory Wilson is his girlfriend.
I don't know. Sometimes I don'tremember him just blatantly being his girlfriend.
I do, okay, yeah,they were their boyfriend and girlfriend,
and then of course things started goingwrong. Did Jerry started being a mean

(51:19):
guy? If you would, didhe missed her ass or something? That
would be awesome? But we're notthere yet. From what I understand,
to Jerry is a good boyfriend,so like things are working out pretty well.
Um, to Jerry is of coursethe Cruiserweight Champion. Um, it
shows the WWF cruise aweight Championship.But the title is the WCW one,

(51:40):
right, It has the WF onit, but it is the WCW one.
It has the yeah, but likew c W still on the side
plates. Oh is it? Ididn't even okay, but it was Yeah.
The render was like I don't evenknow what the render was. Tony
it was like this crew. Itwas like this blended up version of the

(52:00):
Cruise Ofweight title. Jerry's like carryaround the just the WCW Cruise aweight titles.
I don't really know what's going onhere. Okay, you know,
I don't really get the crash hollything. I don't just like, I
don't understand what's happened in here.I thought he waited a lot. He's

(52:21):
cruise right now. He joined Johnny'steam smaller what. I don't know.
She's not making Tony. I'm spinningmy wheel and crash all he's on team.
Like. So Tori goes to checkon to Jerry crash, then goes
to hit her arm back. Ohmy god, Yeah, she's just checking
onto Jerry and crys like, whothis is the match where I start hearing

(52:45):
the fucking air conditioner big Okay,Oh yeah it was real bad. No,
he is their air conditioner. There'slike an audio reverb going on in
the background. Yeah. So it'slike this weird like white noise popping up.
That's not It's like you get thehair dryer and the white noise fucking
home super. I'm wondering if ithad something to do with Vincent Booker being
in the box where they like mikedup too. They do show that's right,

(53:07):
Tony because they do show Booker inthe box with Aquafina. That's a
good pick. Man, that's agood pick if I'm an aquafina guy too.
Deer Park maybe put Poland spring I'ma Poland spring water? Really does
the water companies matter for people whodon't know? Yeah, you get to
sagny Man, you're gonna die.Yeah, that's like you're gonna yeah,

(53:30):
I don't. I mean, Ilisten. I don't care about the bullshitt.
Was it aquafine? I think oneof them the people said, oh,
they put salt in that to makeyou thirsty. Here, I don't
care. It's tastes good and I'lldrink more of it. I'm gonna get
more. I do like the pureI think it's pure life because the bottles
are so flimsy. So you cando that thing where you uh put your
mouth on the top of the thingand you can push the back of the

(53:51):
bottle. I love doing that.That's sweet. What's it's pure life?
The ones with the long boy bottletoo? Or is that smart water?
Smart water? Smart water? Okay, I like the one I got smart
water off. Dude, they tookthe fucking fish out of the smart Water.
I'm so pissed. Fish and fishand there's no fish. Now what
do they do want to what about? What about paying seven dollars for now?

(54:12):
Yeah? Put the fish, Dude, you have two choices at the
airport. It's either smart water orSaunder. I would die. You got
one choice. You can't make it. That's all they have at the airport
is the Saudi or smart Water.You're like, I've gone with the smart
water for eight dollars. I donot, bro what did your versus?
Don't bring up sparkling water to meeither, I'll fucking evaporate with that ship?

(54:32):
Was water? Fuck that ship?You ever have that? I had
flavored sparkling water before I had andwould you think that was all right?
It's like sprite because I had likea lime. It was like lime,
sparkling mine was not mine. Waslike I had it on a flight one
that I know you want to sparklingwater. I was like, whatever,
I'll try, and I was likeI felt like, I don't know,
maybe I'm just too unhealthy for asmart I feel like I was gonna was

(54:54):
like, is this what you have, like a Lacroix or whatever? Maybe
yeah, something weird flavored cruise orwhatever, and like how it made my
mouth feel Dude, when I waswhen I was like super into powerlifting,
that was like the number one thingbecause I wasn't like rocking monsters crazy,
but like the lime flavored sparkling watergave you gave me enough like carbonation to

(55:15):
make it feel like I wasn't drinkingwater fucking down those things because they would
like because they would like curb yourappetite and you get carbonation from it and
like it tastes like nothing you're gonnado, right, it's like zero every
year everything. It's just carbonated water, yeah, but with a lime flavor
to it. So it's like it'skind of like I was drinking sprite all
the time, okay, and likeyou yeah, man, I was.

(55:37):
Let us know what your favorite wateris. If you say to Sonny,
we're gonna kill you, but you'regetting Broncho Buzzard arm style with that that.
Yes, So did Gerry versus CrashHolley fun Little Gear one TV match

(56:00):
here to Jerry wins with the RNApin. Yeah, they do all the
classics here not the Great crash Strandsa punch story in the head. For
some reason, they trade Rona's backand forth into Jerry gets the win.
Vince is surprised at this victory,and Booker is unhappy. I guess we
don't like the Jerry. Yeah,he's a nice guy. Girlfriend matches champion.

(56:20):
He's the w cwn WWF Cruiser Champion. So Tory comes in to celebrate.
Then crash Backs are into the corner. He's gonna stink face sir.
Now that was gonna be the BroncoBuster. I think, yeah, crash
blo and he backstory into a cornerof the Bronco Buster and then the lights

(56:45):
go out, and in my mindI'm like, I was like, oh,
okay, Kane is gonna save helikes Tories. Actually out of here.
Fuck you didn't all here, Well, it's none of them. It
is back. He's gonna help Crash. He's gonna crash. That's fucking unbelievable.

(57:20):
No, it is, uh standback, there's a hurricane coming through.
And Michael cole Yell's first appearance,first he was fired, he was
fired, and now he has beenrehired. Yes, Hurricane is on the
top rope as let's come back off. He does a diving cross body on
crash, hits the eye the Hurricane, then gives Tory the thumbs up and

(57:44):
runs back to a corner. Hedoesn't. If you imagine Hurricane, let's
go out. She's back to acorner. Let's go Hurricane here, cross
body, Hi, Hurricane. Ifthat's like the devil, have kill move

(58:07):
like there's car special everyone does stick. Hurricane staves the day crash crash,
get somebody else. I gotta finishthe job here. Oh fuck Hurricane with

(58:40):
the cape. He pulls the capeup. I love the idea that Hurricay
coming, always coming to hell andthen just doing exactly what. He's not
here to stop him. He justwants to do it himself the worst whatever

(59:06):
Hurricanes doesn't the building, like likeTony wasn't want to get Chucks doing tables
to Hurricane because he's Scott's the otherguy that shows. Oh my god,
it's so crazy man corrupt superhero.It's like he's Jack. He has to

(59:32):
do one he does one good thing, he has to do one bad.
Oh my god. He stops fuckingRikishi from running over still gold to right
positions. I love the idea ofgoing back in time, and the Hurricanes

(59:58):
want to do this is such agood gimming. He's the face in heel.
Oh my god, Oh my god. So this goes This guy thinks
he's a superhero. We got aguy from North Carolina. I think that's

(01:00:19):
base that should do this, Gimisays, Caroline's yes, Hurricane. He's
supposed to be fired, but Flairhired him back, and we'll figure out
why here in just a second.Yeah, this is all right. When
we go into this next scene,James sitting crazy, Yeah he is.

(01:00:42):
He is fucking got the fucking goodshowing crazy on the couch, legs wide
open, slapping the leather couch repeatedlyfor some reason. So what the fuck
am I looking at here? Hejust thought of the gimmick we came out
of, he said Sunday, SoI was gonna call it this exact gimmick
is damn Why didn't I think ofthis? It's too late now, So

(01:01:02):
Landstorm walks in the room and playsa hold on Storm. Monday. You're
supposed to be called Tuesday. Youshowed to my house, you followed the
grocery store, you called me onmy cell phone? How did you get
my number? Anyway? Leave meHello, I'm enjoying the show. I
don't like you. I don't havetime for you. I don't want to
see you again. That's only fuckNew York. You're right, and Storm

(01:01:25):
said, listen, did you hireHurricane back? Tell me you didn't.
Yeah, I hired him back inMS, but you won't give me a
chance. Listen, I'm bigger thanhim. I carried him when we team
together. I said, all theseships Rick Flair's explanation for hiring back the
Hurricane. I swear I replayed thissix times. That's what I'm saying.
Could not stop laughing at this.That's what I'm saying. Like I feel

(01:01:46):
like this is not Rick Flair.Like this is like I don't know who
this is. It's a dude.He looked. He's not even joking when
he says this. He looks atStorm. He says, there's currently a
shortage of w have superheroes, andthat's why her a shortage of superhero There's

(01:02:07):
got to be a super villain brother, and I got a good idea for
who could be that one dude.I could not get over shortage of w
W of Superhero, so I hadto higher the hurricane. Oh my god.
Okay, well, Storm says,I just need one more chance,
and Plais's it. This is thelast time. Don't bug me, let
me this time. I'm not playingaround. If you come back after you

(01:02:27):
could beat you are gone. Whoa, forever, get out, get away
the couch. He's slapping a couchwith his gogal as funny as hell though.
Yeah, we go backstage again.Vince is talking on the phone trying
to figure out why we had ashortage of WWF Superhero. I don't know
what that why that superhero back?What? And someone's knocking at the door.

(01:02:50):
Whoa, and a table wheels inwith a bunch of stuff on it,
of course, and uh they arethat we didn't we didn't order food.
And that's a guy illegal big style. By the way, this is
super illegal like FTC style. Youdude, this was such an advertisement.
It's unbelievable. Yes, yes,yes, this is like an unsaid Yeah,

(01:03:13):
this is crazy. Yeah. Theguy says, it's a guy.
He says, I have an itemizedlist hereing it's the food orders that we
ordered food. And the guy saysYeah, from the Sonic drive through,
we have a sonic halabenio burger.What we have a son We have a
son chicken fried steak, a sonicchili cheese dog with extra onions? What

(01:03:36):
French fries? What tator tots?What? One beer, two beers,
three beers, a shot of whiskey, margarita and a bloody Mary. This
is disgusting. What the fuck isthis combination? Sonic halapena burger is nuts
man extra onions. So Booker then, of course switched too and two together

(01:03:58):
and he thinks he got stoke.Go Steve Auston's food, Yes, because
he apparently is also in a sweetYeah one getting food delivered a stone cold
is known to do. And Vincesaid, yeah, you know that makes
sense. Yeah, you know,you know that sonic delivery they always do,
They always deliver that food. Yeah, and the two thousand and one's

(01:04:18):
sonic delivery to a buildings sonic sonicsonic smoke. Vince is ours, this
isn't meant for human consumption. That'sa crazy thing to say about your advertisement
here, Yeah right, this isnot for book or for me, And

(01:04:39):
Booker says, oh wait wait,Vince said, we must have got stone
Cold's order. They deliver us foodha ha, and won't we won't it's
crazy. He picks up the hottalk and he says, why don't we
have a couple of reason go towork on him. He keeps saying that
Vince is looking at him like he'scrazy. You want to eat one of
those? Well, let's warm theseup and go to work on big Hamburger

(01:05:06):
guy. Let's go to work onto work Baker Barger. Let's go to
work on these sonic halopen you poppers. All right, So now it's time
for test and Jeff Hardy yes withlead. Of course test apparently, listen

(01:05:29):
to this test apparently, of coursehave at test, apparently because he can
do what every one cannot be firedCost the Rock and tris Stratus the tag
team titles on Raw against the Dudleys. I wrote that a lot. There's
no sense at all. What doyou mean he cannot be fired? Test?
Cost the Rock and tris Stratus.When you get a tag team,

(01:05:58):
you know that was it? Thehell of a tag? Oh God,
you gotta pussy over there. Yeah, rocking good, mister jock. Oh

(01:06:18):
no. Also that Dudley's hit Trishwhoa. The Dudley's also hit Trish with
the three D. By the way, that's how they won the match,
of course, yes, yes,yes, yes, yes yes, because
Test was beating up the rock.I think we should go back in time.
Hurricanes should stop testing Hurricane the oneman three D. I agree.

(01:06:45):
So Jeff comes down to the ringwith the hat on and then starts fighting
Tests with the hat on, andI was like, oh, hell,
yeah, we're rocking. Yeah,that's yeah, that's beast. Jeff sends
Test to the outside, tries tothe barricade dive. Test cuts him off
on the outside. Yeah. Ithink at this point Jeff's like, this
is my spot where I take amove. He doesn't have this anymore?

(01:07:06):
Yeah he does. Yeh. Ledagoes up for Lyda Karana hits it on
Test. Jeff does not care aboutthis, by the way, Oh no
way, because he saw what happenedbackstage. You know, Test has heard
it, and Jeff of course doesthe leg drops to Test cocking balls.
But it's not to the cocking ballsbecause it's not a DQ. But everyone
sells it as their cocking balls.I'd never understood they sell it like it's

(01:07:26):
cocking balls. Im Terry sells it'slike it's cocking balls to the referee.
It's not to the cocking balls.Earl Havinger is unsure if he's never had
a hit on him, so hedoesn't understand it. Maybe that's what it
is. Referees never have had theseillegal moves, like you know, getting
kicked in the nuts, you understand. But Jeff Hardy's doing this weird ass
leg drop. It could be anywhere. Yeah, it should be. It
should be like a pre recordsit forreferees, you have to be like hitting
and nuts. You have to liketake a random offshot every once in a

(01:07:50):
while to see like that really knocksyou out. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
So Test kicks the raffage of theropes, uh and then hits up
crazy boot crazy you know, Jefffucking huge, big boot kicks him all

(01:08:12):
the way to the floor. Earlgets back up, calls with the DQ
and then Test and Tags are allout there. He just punches them.
I think Hurricane should have come outin the top Test and then punched under
that. That's good right there.Yeah, that big boot was gnarly.
Jeff takes a fucking mean bump tothe floor. Too. Well, guess
what man Test attacks Earl Hebner andof course to make the save. It's

(01:08:35):
the Rock, the Rock in thetank top. The Rock is here and
he is an ultra kick Test's assmode. Yeah. The crowd is losing
it. They're like, oh mygod, finally someone that we wanted to
finally awesome hits the Rock bottom fuckinghe's doing the taunt and everything and it,

(01:08:56):
man, this is so hot.And he's wearing the rock tank top
with a quote on the back thatis by the rug. Yeah, that's
unbelievable. Uh. Then it cutsup to Vince, and Vince says,
I want a burger. Give mea burger. I'm hungry. I got
give me some burger. Well youhey, you idiot. You started to
fire, you idiot. There's afucking guy just back there. It's just

(01:09:17):
a fire on this fucking table.Get Bell out of here. I got
that dude. He's supposed to warmup the food like you think you put
in the microwave. He just useslike a blowdoor, just selling just like
a match on the burger. Heset the burger on fire here, pours
the beer out on the fire andputs out. Can't you believe that idiot

(01:09:39):
bok like what he did at hisfood. And Booker, with his hands
on his hip, says, Ican't believe this. I wanted one of
those burgers, burgers. I wantedthat sonic chili cheese dog, and I
was going to go to work onhim. I wanted one of those burgers,

(01:10:00):
good burgers. Wait a minute,but there's nothing wrong with those fries,
sonic fries, the sonic fries.I'm game if you are. And
Booker looked at me and says,let's do it. This is crazy.
Eat French fries. That's all theydo. He's eating fries, but must
do it. Let's do this.Yeah, it's like a whole moment about

(01:10:21):
this food. Two segments about thefood that was Sitcom. Right, it's
awesome. Yeah, it's very dude. That was like, that's us.
We ordered the chicken fries. I'mabout to do wrong with some chicken fries.
I wanted one of them burgers.Well, the ww have Slam of

(01:10:43):
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I got so caught up in theHalo thing that I like it was
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(01:11:03):
On Monday, the hardies were arguing, including Lyda. Matt punched Jeff
and I was like, oh,they're just fucking fucking here. Then leda
hit Matt with ther Lda can ron. I was like, oh shit.
Then Jeff missed the swanton on Mattand then Matt rolled up Lada and one
a match. I said, whatso it was a triple threat match between
the three of them. Yeah,the pa for they had the Jeff and

(01:11:26):
Matt match with lead remember, yeah, well this is just trouple threat with
all three of them. We getwe cannot get that. Sorry, we
can't get any extra Leada tires.Halo's here. Did you did you play
in the games on Xbox Raw one? Yeah? I played the Raw one
in two? What do you thinkI thought I was? I was younger,

(01:11:48):
Sure, I was younger, Solike I wasn't a fucking super critic?
Yeah? Sure, Um I thoughtthat some of the simulation stuff that
you could do like in the careeror whatever mode it was Season or Career
or whatever. Yeah, I thoughtit was pretty interesting and it had and
the roster wasn't that bad for thosegames, not like the game was fucking

(01:12:09):
fun or anything like when it camedown to the gameplay, but for the
era, Um, during that time, I didn't hate it. I don't
know if I could play today.I definitely don't know if I could play
it very often. But for whateverreason, I think it's because like when
it was on Xbox, I wasfucking super into Xbox at the time.
Yeah, Um, the rosters werepretty dope, and like I said,
like the like simulating stuff and likeyou could do the backstage fucking dropped the

(01:12:31):
box on people and like that,and it was I feel like it was
so much stuff that distracted from theactual gameplay that it was still fun.
Like there's like the weapons were weird. You could get a big fish big
tuna and somebody was yeah, seelike that kind of shit's kind of fun.
Yeah, it was. It wasa cute. It's not the best
wrestling game, and then the gameplayitself is slow raw too. They definitely
were they were getting better. I'llgive them that much. Yeah, yeah,

(01:12:54):
they definitely they had frame issues onthe fucking first one too. Man,
there was a hell of frame issuesyet biscuits in the first one though,
but the second one is you know, they're working towards it. But
yeah, as as it goes toall video games, uh, you're done.
Did you play Russell Many twenty onethat was on the first Xbox I
think, um, I watched somebodyplay it, but I know that one's
that one looks not great. I'mnot surprised. Yeah, I played it

(01:13:17):
for like a couple of times.I rented it. I don't think I
ever owned it, but yeah,yeah, I don't know what the deal
was with the Xbox side of thingswere, Like I guess maybe they just
wanted to do something like very different. Yeah, because that's VR was still
wrong, I guess because the Xboxwasn't like a japan feature, so like
trying to get used to work onit wasn't gonna happen. Like the Xbox

(01:13:39):
just wasn't a big thing in Japanfor a long time, like it was
always just the PlayStation. Yeah,okay, so like you know, and
plus the PS two, I don'tknow, you know, I always heard
that developing games on the Xbox ismore expensive than the position too. I
don't know if that's true or not, but because you know, back in
the day on the PS two,you had a bunch of developers, I
mean, indie dev's can make PStwo games because it wasn't like you didn't

(01:14:00):
have to spend millions of millions andmillions of dollars to develop a game on
the PlayStation two, so like,and the user base was fucking crazy saying
oh my god, yeah, yeah, but yeah, I don't know why
that never transferred to the Xbox.Who made those Yeah? Who made those
fucking raw games? It was developedby Anchor Inc. You're familiar with Anchor
in No, I don't even knowwhat that is. Let's see what else

(01:14:21):
they made. Of course, they'vealso made Toy Fighter UFC for the Dreamcast,
Pride FC for the PS two,Jojoe's Bizarre Venture, Fantom Blood,
Raw and Raw two. That's it. Oh, they had a cancel game
here too. Who the fuck madeRusse twenty one? Men? Studio Gigante

(01:14:42):
made Rustled twenty one. Oh,I've heard that name. But what else
they make they've made? Uh,let's see, I would so several developers
of Midway's popular Mortal Kombat fighting series. The company released two games, both
on the Xbox, Talafang Fists ofthe Lotus and Rust He Needs twenty one.
No, man, I don't knowthat company. Yeah, fair enough.

(01:15:06):
Yeah, so a bunch of theyreally knew how to pick them to
make these Xbox games. Uh.So we got backstage. Matt Hardy is
here with the APA, drinking beer, smoking penises, man huge veenises.
Yeah, this is awesome, theboys hanging out. You know, they're
trying to console Matt Hardy of course, you know, he's, you know,

(01:15:27):
just forget all about that lead ofstuff. Bradshaw and Fruit were trying
to forget about that lead of stuff, you know what I mean. Matt's
like, yeah, man, we'lldo the guy thing. You know,
it's really nice. He's just companionship, trying to help us, Yeah,
helping a brotta out here in ahard time. He lost his girl.
He just trying to get back inthe swing of things. And they're,
you know, start playing cards andall. And then Fru leans over and
he says, hey, Matt,you know, listen, you know when
you were with Leda, No youused to this he used to practice at

(01:15:53):
home, right ah, And Matt'slooking at him like, what frus is?
I want to know? He saidthat whodar Rata thinks she does fru
pantomimes this too, Ja, shemight be able to show how he does
this. He puts his arms likecatching the hurricana. What she flips back

(01:16:15):
and you catch her right here?Fresh said, well, you can't ask
him that shit, man, thefucking she's the pressure. You can't ask
him that ship and first like,oh yeah, and I know, man,
I know you mean pussy like thatwha, But just one more question?

(01:16:35):
You know? He got right?I bet I could do that over
and over again. Catch your righthere, Jill bro Yeah, let's play
some cards all right? First,all right, man, I mean no
more making fifteen seconds. No,he's I'm mean no harm And he says,
I got I got one more question. I we should get those thoughts.

(01:16:58):
Please shut the dogs. French showsand thongs. You can't ask about
thongs, man. The man needspsychotherapy. You ask about thongs and match
just sitting there stirring. He's he'svery upset. You know who to run
a thong? Pussy chill dude himpantomim and catching Lida. I could keep
him right here crazy the hurricane goodtoo, no guaranteed, and also drop

(01:17:25):
her ass at the table, Hurricanestar right there, Huda rata. We
got backstage. Vincent Booker are chillingwith burgers. Hold fireman come in and
say, we uh, you know, we heard a report of a fire
in here, dude, the firemanwalk in. Vince is very upset.
Well, what the hell is thatfire? He's so just like I shop,

(01:17:55):
and you don't want them? Yeah, dude, shitting on cops.
This is two thousand and one,not very far from you know, Vin's
loving the police very recently. Now, you you fire no different than the
cops. He's spitting tater tots allover this fireman's face. Now when you
need them, you're not around.Now you don't want them, You show

(01:18:15):
him and give us a bunch ofcrab. You guys want not shut No,
I want that burger. Well,Vince turns around because there's another fireman,
and god damn it, it's therattlesnake of fireman outfit. Oh he

(01:18:40):
still cold, full fireman outfit startswhooping Vince and Booker's ass. Austin and
fireman outfit chase his Booker through thearena, down the stairs, over the
barricade. He's flinging himself over thebar over the barricade. Man just like
sense, his whole body full sense. He's rose his body at Booker to

(01:19:00):
stop him and starts whooping his ass. They fight to the back. Vince
is screaming at the firefighters in thebox still even there. The police,
Uh Austin chase his Booker to thelimo, and the limo peels out of
the parking lots of course, massive, what chant going on while this happened?

(01:19:21):
You're right piped in You think,I don't know as loud as what
shit I ever heard of? Itwas loud, you right? Yeah,
So we to believe that stone Cold, order like said this whole thing up
ordered sonic and had the guy setit on fire so you could dress up
like a firefighter. Stone Cold satthe whole plot and none say that a

(01:19:47):
three sixty. Oh dude, that'sso good, Oh my god, Why
does we not we should do thatwith the hurricane. We just pretended Stone
Cold or the hurricane. Stone Coldgot his pick up rock and now he's
chasing the Booker down in the limo, he almost annihilates a fucking jeep that's
parked very close. They didn't reallythink about the situation here. No good

(01:20:09):
driver, he's a great try.He almost smashed in the car and the
wall and avoids both. So Ilike they just trusted Austin with like every
vehicle. Yeah you know how todrive this, right? Yeah? Right?
What what? Yeah Burger? Sonow it's land Storm versus Cane day.
Um. They also showed the Devilwould be have sold out in Bakersfield
thing, and I had a splitsecond of expecting a vampire. Oh yeah,

(01:20:32):
there is what is it that's gottabe, that's gotta be? What
is that? I don't know exactlywhat that is. St Storm. So
Storm faced Big Show on Raw touh, if you beat Big Show,
you get to keep his job inthe w WF. But Big Show gave
him the fucking choke slam to Hellbig style with the leaping Big Show wanted

(01:20:55):
to do in this Still at thispoint he said, I'm still gonna fucking
straight to Hell. Bad the Giantsaid this, So Storm tries to.
Of course, Kane comes out.Storm tries to attack Kane early after the
Pyro, but Kane just whoops hisfucking ass man. Storm didn't know his
opponent by the way, he waswaiting for his opponent, and Kane comes
out. I don't know if younoticed by the way, you know,
the how their name plates were onhere were there. It's on the left

(01:21:17):
side of the screen. It's like, that's right rectangle box and he usually
had the tron of Kane. Ithad Kane tron for him a second,
but then it actually showed Storm inthe ring. I was like, oh,
that's kind of way cooler. Yeah, yeah, I thought it was
way cooler. But as you said, oh, Vince is also in the
skybox holding and back on his chin. So after Kane comes in the ring,

(01:21:41):
does his the four corner pyro thesmoke around the arena. D nuts
man, dude, smoke fill inthe arena. I can't see shit.
I hear blow it out. That'swhat you order? What do you need

(01:22:01):
to get rid of that? Giveme one big ass giving you want to
go? So again the ring,Storm off the top rope, spinning heel
kick. That was cool. Anyways, kame fucking joke Slay again and beats
lay Storm. So I must havebeen in trouble for something because he was

(01:22:25):
all the time. Yeah, Kane'sbackflip out of the ring is still impressive
to me, by the way,it's incredibly fucking impressive. Yeah, it's
scary, it's sweet. Yeah,it's really cool, especially because him and
you know Taker would do it too. They were like seven foot fucking tall.
So like, that's it was myidea. It was always my Sorry,
So we go backstage. Matt Hardy'sstill fucking drinking beer, smoke a

(01:22:47):
piss apa style. You know,he's still hanging with the boys. You
know they were ribbing them earlier.But it's all good, or is it?
Brother? Freaking me? It comesback to Fruke com media looks at
he says, hey, man,how'd she get that song up there?
Said Brock later all in first,I'm sorry, geez all, I'll play

(01:23:10):
some cards, bro So I'll playsome cards. By the way, is
she a natural redhead? Said?That is highly inappropriate. That is awful,
man. You can't be saying youcan't be asking him to this question.
Besides, if you want to knowif she's a natural retead, just
ask his brother Jeff. That isthat flips the fuck out stands up.

(01:23:31):
He said, look, look here, listen. If you don't want to
play cards, then maybe you wantto fight. It's a holy shit,
that's a fucking crazy way to dothat. Not only does he challenge him
in a fight, he doesn't waitfor a response, he just flips the
fucking table over, ship goes flying, he knocks over a locker. He's
losing his mind. He storms outof the room and the Bradshawn Frukers just

(01:23:51):
sitting there like befuddled, and Frukesays, we made him so mad.
Fred Shaw said, well, maybeshe's not a natural redead. F said
damn, that was dude again,Like James said, the comedy is fucking
unbelievable. Here, yeah, spotOn, spot On like great stuff here.

(01:24:12):
Everyone gets the ship in and itis pretty sweet. Um, I
don't know why Bradshaw fought uh MattHardy, that's a great question. But
Undertaker propaganda commercials here, it's yourUndertaker DVD. Watch all of his greatest
mashes such as so I thought atfirst, I think, oh shit,

(01:24:43):
wow, I caught me up guard. So the fanatic series was I think
an online thing or was something youcould order, uh like on your TV
or something um and they ranged fromLiken to fourteen ninety nine, and they
had a ton of bullshit like that, like stuff compilations or compilations and shit
like that. Compilations. Oh yeah, they have a hurricane would also like

(01:25:08):
that. You remember that fucking jackedcommercial that French all Fruit did. They
did like they were advertising jacked onup N and they they both couldn't stop
corpsing because fruits, you want tosay, get jacked, you always get
jacked. Get jacked on UPN fortyeight. Both of us tremendous shit.

(01:25:31):
So now we go into Dully Boysand Christian versus Scotty Alberts and Taz.
This could be possibly the most fuckedup looking magic of all time. Dudley
Boys and Christian with Stacy versus ScottyAlbert and Daz. This is crazy looking.
That is a dull villa. It'sthat real shit right here. Man.
This was all about Tazz and shittyjumpsuit Gray. Did you hear what

(01:25:55):
Cole says about Tazz on commentary duringhis entrance Its fucking Task. Cole says
tas the pit bull, which theyalso tries to get over big time and
his match call him a pit bull. Uh, and he calls him the
overachiever that squeaks by from Brooklyn,New York. I said, what ya

(01:26:16):
nuts? Yeah, I was fuckingI was like, holy shit, man,
this dude's like he was a killer. What happened? He was fed
that line from somebody, I think. And Wahler is also trying to get
over the Zoo Crew here. I'venever heard no, because it doesn't fucking
last, because it doesn't get overfirst. I ever heard this. Jerry

(01:26:40):
Lawler wanted to name Scotti too,Hottie an Albert's team the Zoo Crew,
because he's the worm and he's ahippo, you know, the worms in
the zoo. I've never heard this, but he neither. There's some lore
for you. The Zoo Crew isScottie and Albert's name. You would have
thought, like, you know,how I can shut your mouth or whatever.
They would just put teams together andthey would have a name like you
Zukra, I could totally damage.Wouldn't there that I didn't even make it

(01:27:01):
that far. No, it didn'tat all. I like how Albert's little
gimmick goes there though. Yeah,yeah, just suction cubs got a titty
on his head. So Scotti goesto hit the worm. Uh, you
know, I didn't. It didn'teven fu I don't even realize. It's
like the legendary moment in time onSmackDown. This is like a pretty crazy

(01:27:21):
moment. Scotty goes to hit theworm, but Stacy gets up on the
apron and distracts Scotty because she's sexyas hell. Yeah, of course,
I mean did she even do numberwave tools that power? Yeah, I
media boner. So Albert goes frombehind and pulls down Stacy's skirt. This
is like a they play ton overthe next twenty years. That's a legendary

(01:27:45):
Stacey moment. Massive pop fucking crowdgoes insane for this. Um. They
go into a hot finish. Scottyhits, gets hit by the three D,
Albert gets knocked out of the ring, Tas plex on Bubba. Christian
goes for the unprettier but Taz locksin Das mission and Das mission all right,

(01:28:08):
the overachiever, Yeah, overachieving thelittle bastards Well. Backstage, Booker
calls Vince on the phone and Vinceasked Booker if he's okay, and they
somehow they have this playing like throughthe loudspeaker in the arena, Yes,
over the fucking speakers. Does Vinceeven hear it? Because I feel like

(01:28:30):
Vince is like, no, he'sjust making naces. Yeah, I'm not
sure if he actually hears this ornot. Obviously was recorded, so maybe
he just couldn't talk back or whatever. But book are you all right?
And Books, I'm all right?Listen up. I think I lost art,
not that I was scared or anything. He was the one running away.
I could have taken that sucker straightout of the game if I wanted

(01:28:53):
to, but he surprised me.But guess what, It's all good.
So I'm gonna stop at the Supermarkettis very confused. Booker says, it's
the green Frogs supermarket. Okay,Frog, give me a little cappuccino or

(01:29:15):
something. How do you not titlesthat's not saying man like b Grace ever
do it? Like this guy islike unbelievable, that green Frog supermarket.
You can't. You won't believe whatthe slogan is still talking. I'm always

(01:29:36):
a leap ahead, just like meand you with that sucker. Austin,
whoa hold on? Bits? Tellme, I didn't just see that.
Tell me I didn't just see thatfits. I think I just saw Austin
truck. I gotta go, wherethe fuck is he that he saw the

(01:29:57):
truck. He's at the green It'slike it's like trying to convince someday he's
there. He's like the dooy sloganis always no, I know, I'm
not, I know, I areyou. It's just confused the whole time,
Like Austin is a gonna dose abig Limo in the parking lot of
a green Frog grocery story right atfucking ten at night, the only place

(01:30:23):
that Lima would be. Well,while SmackDown is brought to you by Matt
in two thousand and two. Itfits in the game. It's in the
game. Lord of the Rings intheaters December nineteenth is the first one.
First one. I make it notas good as Star Wars Storry Fellas and
motible suit Gundham action figures. Didyou ever I was? I was not

(01:30:48):
a Gundam guy. I was aZoid's dude. Yeah, fair. I
respect that the Schneider Schneider lier isawesome Zoid style. These uh, these
figures look like they can stand jams. Look at these big gass feet.
Hold on um. So you haveto you get uh, you get a

(01:31:09):
little you get little standis you putyou put it around their waist. You
know what I'm talking about. Lookat this dude's feet. These can stand
fine. Nah see you put yourbut the gun duns you're supposed to put
them on those little uh stand letyou wrap around ther stomach? Is that
is that right? Yeah? That'sright. You think that's every figure that's
unlike the Schneider lier Liers hero frooidsthat can stand on it. So now

(01:31:32):
it's time for Matt, Hardy andBradshaw. Why well, because for Ruke
wanted to eat that pussy. Yeahyou get that song touch it said,
yes, I'll fight you, brongo buster met Bradshaw putting in the work

(01:31:57):
early shoulder tackles lines in the corner. U Matt moons of off the top.
Look real cool standing Bradshaw, Yeahthat was dope. Matt hits a
DC out of the corner into aside Russian leg sweep. Man hits the
leg drop off the second, butBradshaw kicks out. Twist of fate reversed
twice. Eventually Bradshaw hit the closedline from hell, but Matt fucking Fantom
bumps, So like, shit,man, that's only the matters of this

(01:32:20):
whole match. Matt must do somethingwas coming here, So yeah, Bradshaw
is winning that match. Um,so fuck you, Matt, fucking Lida's
better and Bradshaw your ass for siton your girl and then Bradshaw whooped your
ass. Yeah that really didn't workout great for him in the long run

(01:32:42):
either. No especially, no,no, no, no. Backstage here,
Flair walks in as Vince is eatinghis newly founded fruit plates. Flaire
is now on the phone, andVince is pissed. He keeps because Flair
keeps tell him to wait a minute, yeah, because he's He's please always
it was. It was glorious,It happolutely. I'm over. I'm on

(01:33:03):
your side and then says hey headloand Flare says, oh yeah, I'll
see and then says, who thehell are you talking to? Hold on?
Just what I hating? Bro,God damn you. Who the fuck
are you talking to? Stone GoldSteve Aoston And Vince's not happy about this

(01:33:24):
of course, no way, yeah, no, Flair hands the phony wants
to talk to you. Flare handsover the phone, divinse. Vince takes
the phone, and of course thisFlare's phone also connected to the building like
that, and of course on theother line is Stone calls Steve Vosti,
Hey, vinch Yeah, it's meStone. God called him like at the

(01:33:50):
fucking Glger story. He sees him, so he calls Flare to Yeah,
yeah, yeah, then what Isaid? It's me Stone, Coach Steve
Austin. You know the guy youand book are screwed to vengeance? What
the guy who screwed out of theonspeeded tuttle on Raw? What you think

(01:34:10):
you're gonna sit up there in yourluxury box on your fat as that Stone
goes, i' gonna do stuff aboutit. You know where I'm at,
Vince? What I'm calling you frommy truck and the truck is in the
parking lot of the Green Frog grocerystore. Seems like a certain jackass and

(01:34:36):
a limo thought he can pull upto the Green Frog and staying leap ahead
of Stones leap ahead? What theslogan you can blow our store up if
you just keep saying our store andslogan on TV? Maybe right, Yeah,
it's a good thing. Booker cameto the green Frog grocery store because
I had to do some shopping anyway. I said, there's no god dea

(01:34:59):
ways right, there is no goddamnwhy. He also was here to shop.
Before I take care of book ortea, I'm gonna give myself a
little grocery cart. I don't knowwhy. It's a little and load up
capucco or something, loaded up withpotato chips, what pop tarts, what

(01:35:19):
lucky charms. There is a greatlist, moon pies, hungry man dinners,
a case of beer, some peferroni, some chicken fried steak not
from Sonic, and socks. Someof this is even funny, some of
good old jrs barbecue sauce. Andwhen he says that, Vince like looks
at his phone like this this guy'sAnd when I get through with those items,

(01:35:43):
I'm gonna go down the aisle andopen up a six pack of one
pass on book or take. AndVince looks at Flair. He's fucking wait,
wait, wait you guys say aboutthat? Flare do a long Yanno
shrug and goes this guy, Yeah, I didn't even know what to say.
Yeah, I don't know this guyis man, that's crazy. I'm
at the Great Product. So duringthe break, Vince is trying to get

(01:36:08):
through the book or t but hiscell phone is dead. Well, this
is ridiculous. Vince tries to callhim Booker, immediately dials the number and
then doesn't even like wait. Hejust looks at a random security guard standing
in front of him and say,damn it, I can't get through the
Booker. His phone's dead. He'slike trying to reason with the security guard.
The security guard is just staring athim. Am I gonna do so
now? In his time for thesuper market segment, this is insane.

(01:36:31):
It is I mean, what canyou really say about this? As I
he said before, it's just likeone of the most legendary ever WB like
moments. It's gotta be. Ihave a note from the figure four from
December twenty fourth about this, justa little tit of bit. What follows
about the green Frog grocery store inBakersfield, California, a courtesy an article
in the California Newspaper. The greenFrog Market is owned by a man named

(01:36:56):
Scott Hair h Ai R. ScottHair. That's crazy and as part of
the oldest chain of grocery stores inall of Bakersfield. Mister Hare told the
newspaper that it was very interesting towork with the WF and that the skit
was one of the most amazing thingsI've ever seen. Hair revealed that the
startling fact that the Kern County Boardof Trade, Film and Tourism Council apparently
it's a board in council at thesame time conducted, had contacted him about

(01:37:21):
doing the show, and that thestore was closed during filming. He revealed
the WF owners, Vince and Shanemcmaton, promised to reimburse him for any
damage is cast. That's cool.Yeah, this is a really cool segment.
And holy shit, by the way, like fucking single person owned grocery
stores like do not fucking exist anymore. No, not really, No,

(01:37:42):
that's like a whole different Yeah,no way, this is I think Dan
Reichert had his family like owned grocerystores. They were called Reicherds. Yeah
like that. I mean that wasan old thing back in the day,
you know, like those grocery stores. There was a lot of like local
grocery stores. But the fucking thereisn't like any anymore. It's like,
really, no, no, yougot your Walmart superstore. You can't compete
with that shit, you know whatI mean? Yeah, yeah, no

(01:38:03):
way, no way. Um,but supermarket segment here. Booker is in
the cereal aisle to start things offhere, and they go all over this
fucking store. Bookers standing, hegrabs a box of corn pops and he's,
I got a chicken, d's arefresh. I don't know he's talking
to him, so he pops upand the boxes are eating some and then

(01:38:26):
over the INTERCOMI here, attention shoppers, there's a cannon will pass or not
to? Booker looks, really,what right? As that happens right as
the loudspeaker here's Steve Foster. Theloudspeaker rises, happens a bald man walts
by the aisle, black shirt,and Booker is very scared, and Booker

(01:38:50):
chases after said bald man. Igot your bald out, as far as
anyone knows. By the way,as far as anyone knows that, I
guess the cap fai beer. Thisstore is still open and there are just
regular people in this store all thetime. So Booker's first fucking thing was
to attack this bald man from mine, no hesitation, So he jumps this

(01:39:15):
guy, get your ass up.He kicks him over. It is non
Stone called it's just a dude inthe books, Like, what the hell,
who the hell are you at?The bald guy with blonde goate It's
unbelievable. It's war it's hooking.Uh fucker goes sorry. It cuts back
to the Skybox and Vince guys ahand Fli's just laughing and said, I

(01:39:38):
can't hear you. So all ofa sudden, Austin Is appears behind Booker
and cracks a beer open. Bookerhears this. His head perks up.
Booker very afraid. He turns aroundand Austin just fucking jumps him. And
this is where the magic fucking happens. Man, this is on unbelievable,

(01:40:00):
Like, whoever came up with this? I don't if they still aren't working
there, it's because wa so fuckinggood. Austin knocks Booker into legit everything.
He's knocking fruits over. He's throwingBooker know a bunch of oranges.
He beats Booker with the oranges.You want some oranges a bit. She's
saying this the whole time, justhitting him a random shit. He's narrating

(01:40:24):
as he's pretty green, pretty greenflowers. You want the flowers. Check
the flowers, throws them into him. I love them. I love the
way that this started, by theway, like the way that it pans
back, like the camera work wasawesome. It pans back, Austin cracks
the beer open, and Booker's faceis just he fucking knows, and he
goes to turn around at Austin.Just that's awesome, Like, yeah,

(01:40:46):
I don't know if this works withthe other two guys. I don't know.
I don't know. Yeah, Idon't think so, I don't think.
I don't think it does. Ithink I think that Joe two of
the most charismatic guys, and likeBooker was so good at like ad living
random shit, right, and hestill is very good at it. He
believe. Yeah, it's fucking Jerichois the only guy who can think of

(01:41:09):
that comes to mind. But yeah, like in terms of yeah, yeah,
but like yeah, very few aton of segments together, yeah right,
exactly, Tony, and very fewthat could keep up with stone cold,
like yeah, I think decently,Like I don't know how long this
is timed out for, but theythey legito through the whole fucking supermarket.
Yeah, Austin fucking beats them withpotatoes, throws the bucket of walnuts on

(01:41:32):
him. You want some beans youlike? You like the beach, the
floors, the whole fucking shit onhim. And then one time he just
throws the entire basket. He walksout, You like how potatoes, book,

(01:41:53):
you like potatoes? He tharts beatingthem with potatoes, drags Booker covered
in flour through an eye. Ilike shopping. Book throws him into some
cereal. Let's get some bargains,throws him in the frozen section. Book
or t is now in a cart, and oh yeah, we're just getting
started. Supermarket sweep style. Nowthis is pretty sweet, dude. I

(01:42:13):
love supermarket sweet. By the way, A lot of a lot of respect
for supermarket sweep. I always respect. They went for the big turkeys,
they went for the baby formula,the law to get the coffee beans.
Yeah, of course, yes,one hundred percent. Bro. That shit
was awesome. Uh, Book,Austin is blown up at some point.
He um, shopping makes me thirsty. I'm a uh. He cracks a

(01:42:35):
beer. Ope, he's a Bookiethirsty. He pours a beer on him,
punches him in the head. Thenhe puts another six pack on Booker's
lap for later. Then look herewe go. Austin pushes him all the
way to the back of the fuckingbuilding. Then he starts throwing eggs at
him from Afar Eggs. At thispoint he just picks throwing eggs at him.

(01:43:00):
It's good because it shows. Itonly shows Booker. And then all
you can hear is the voice youwant to cook the eggs, Booker.
He's throwing eggs and all you seeis Bookers the screen. It's awesome.
This one might be the most underratedone. I don't remember anyone like out
of this one. This is theone I remember the least. Austin is

(01:43:20):
all the way on one side ofthis big back room and he looks a
Booker and he says, you wantsome crackers. He jogs across the entire
room to look for crackers like onthe third shelf, as yeah, I
hope you enjoy these are hard tocome by. He runs back with his
fucking box of crackers and it getssuper kicked in the hair. I love
that, Like tragic have one crackerbox and they're like all step together,

(01:43:44):
so he has like it's a wholefucking pack. Yeah, he tries to
crackers at him, but instop justwalking over with six packs of crackers.
I think he wanted to throw theeggs. It gets super kicked in the
head. Bookers get Joe ass I'mgetting there. He throws Austin into a
freezer. I said, oh shit, all right, cool. So Booker

(01:44:04):
exhausted, covered in flour and eggsand beer and bullshit. He's he's walking
out of this like it's a fuckingcrime scene. He's leaving this back area
and he's just hanging onto a fuckingshelf. And then behind him you see
a freezer. Like one of thedoors that where all the milk is.
You see the refrigerator door open,stonecolde walks out of it. Zoo cameras

(01:44:26):
this is on. Zooms in fronta Booker onto Austin and he's chugging milk.
It's all over him. It's fuckingunbeliezing. Thanks book he got milk.
He jumps him again. This isunfucking believable. Man. He puts
Booker in another cart. He's,oh, you made a best are book
here you want to He's grabs thefucking he grabs like fucking toilet paper or

(01:44:50):
somethingor baby wipes. He's like,oh, you made a mess their book.
Here you go, a little babyone in bath. He's wiping Booker's
ass. It's why I've been hisass, beating the subtile. He's like
a bad little baby. Then thesupermarket sweepstyle, James starts pouring coffee one

(01:45:11):
like that. He watched some coffee, nice coffee, got a jadeo and
Austin wheels. He said, oh, let's go check out Booker. So
he wheels one of the cash register, rose them onto the conveyor, and
then all of a sudden, hestops after punching Booker a few more times,
and he hears police sirens because thepolice have obviously been alert of this.
I'm not sure how someone inside wasthe call because Vince's phone is dead

(01:45:32):
or something like that. Watching.So Austin leaves as he hears the cops
because I don't want to get arrested. And the last thing you hear Austin
say is price check on Jackass,which is legend like all time or fucking
line. As Booker is just laidthere on the floor, upside down on
his head and like just fucking upset. I'm gonna get you. Oh this

(01:46:01):
is this is like god damn,this is so fucking good man, it
is. It's awesome. It genuinelyis like one of the I mean everything
on the show, Like I feellike, like I like I mentioned,
like really early on in the showis, uh, this is a very
special time in Wrestlingly, I feellike there's a lot of just really good
shit. Like they're really like reallyon all cylinders at this point. Um,
and you know, they use itto they use it to kind of

(01:46:24):
go into the next era SmackDown,which of course the SmackDown six and yeah,
Brock coming in and you know,the going on, but very different
from this, I mean Kurt,you know, Kurt does a lot of
comedy stuff still, but it's notyou know, it definitely taps into a
whole different era pretty soon here whenI was time for the WWF Super Smash
of the Week before do you buyCrash band good, the rather Cortex Undertaker

(01:46:48):
chokes ad RVD on the stage intoa table and when's the hardcore title?
See, I had a different visionof what should happen. I'll see.
I think that probably worked out alright, great. Uh. Side note,
crash Bandicoot at the Wrath of Cortexway too fucking easy, man. The
original crash Bandicoot hard as fucking hell. Man. That game is fucking difficult.

(01:47:11):
By the end of the fucking byWrath of Cortex is just brain dead,
like you just walk whatever. Idon't know how many crash Bandicoot games
I've played, Like, I've definitelyplayed them, but I couldn't tell you
the names of them or like howI felt about them. I just did
the crash Bandicoot. I bounce onthis stuff and I break the box.
I remember the first one was likevery difficult ship which one number one is?
This is? This isn't a laterOh okay, okay. By this

(01:47:33):
point it's just like, yeah,I'm gonna playing the game, and I'm
sure, okay, they're trying totell a story. Now. Back in
the day, crash Bandicoot was justtrying to live it with life. A
life's hard. He's some capuccino.It was different. Uh. Speaking of
things that are different, Royal Rumbleis brought to you by Fantal I don't
say fantal fantasy different. That isthe different version of the Final Fantasy X

(01:47:59):
which fors uh what two thousand oneRoyal Rumble or twousand two Royal Rubble?
This is oh? Is that theO two one? That's the two one.
We didn't watch it. Damn wedid not watch this one. But
we was a logo, right,I feel like same logo For some reason,
I thought it was the same sponsorto Final Fantasy X, which of

(01:48:20):
course is the precursor to Taz's favoritegame, Final Fantasy X two. But
not a gun in this one isgood? Well, James, I want
to let you know that you knowthat you have the w W Super Smash
of the Week, and you havethe Boodo Week and all this stuff.
I want to give this match thehonorary Deadlock plus ten Match of the Night.

(01:48:45):
Okay, I clean PLOQ on thatone. I knew exactly how this
would go. I heat heat,heat on the rocket and then heat on
RBD and then uh so I did. There was a couple of moments I
did catch, though, I willsay, uh, let's see a taker

(01:49:06):
went for a tombstone on the rocketof DDT. You know, the classics
was over though he was over putthe night broad Ugus Arbady got a house
of fire on Taker. Actually hedidn't have enough for him to do a

(01:49:26):
rolling thunder, so he just dida flipping scent on on him. Uh.
Then he hit like a flipping fuckingcrazy something on Taker. That looked
cool. Dude. Okay, there'sone part. I hope he saw James.
Did you see him going for theold school? I okay, I
did, And I saw the crowdfor the old school Taker guys for old
school. And I am now justrealizing that there is a man in the

(01:49:47):
crowd, jedd a fool Winnie thepool outfit. He is going fucking nuts.
This is fucking crazy. So yeah, he's going for old school.
The on on RVD. He isthe rock is distracting Taker. Now,

(01:50:09):
Undertaker does the most absurd pretending tofall ever, And the only way I
can describe it is this. Ifyou've seen the gift of James fucking a
pillow? What the fuck that is? Exactly? What was that? Are
you talking about the pad? Youtalk about the wrestling pad, the ring

(01:50:30):
pad? I didn't know what itwas look like doing the fucking billow dot.
Are you talking about the ring padtime? I was fucking Are you
talking about the big ass burrito.I was fucking that one burrito. Yeah,
that's that's what Taker does. Onthe top FLA, He's playing his

(01:50:53):
one arm up in the air,back and forth. It looks fucking insane.
He's riding a bull or trying toface fuck RVD. Either way,
it was insane looking. Rbody pullshim off the top and no old school
there, uh rock and take heron the outside fighting, which distracts the
referee. Jericho gets in with achair Van Damnator to Jericho and they stop

(01:51:15):
after a while. Yeah, you'reright, that's that is weird, isn't
it. I also, I willnever forgive Shane McMahon for having everyone think
that that movie is called The Coastto Coast. Yes, that is wrong.
It's turn left and RVD pins theundisputed champion. I couldn't believe it.

(01:51:35):
Don't give a shit about this dude, he just won the title like
the other day. More specifically,Paul Hayman did not give a fuck about
Jericho. That's crazy. But yeah, Rbody pins And then there's multiple very
funny shots of Undertaker being angry facegoing crazy. Man. Look, I
will send I will send two ofthe pictures in our chat right now so

(01:51:56):
you can enjoy the those eyebords.Jericho is bleeding from the Vandamonator by the
way, and the show ends withtake her crazy face, Jericho bleeding in
RVD and Rock celebrating on the ramp. You know, I'll take her,
I'll take a SmackDown with RVD goingon top of the fucking champ at the
time, Hell yeah, especially becauseRVD was red fucking hot at this point.

(01:52:18):
People wanted Van dam Man. Theywanted him bad dude, not dude,
he's so over he doesn't even haveone of a kind yet as a
theme. Noah, he's chilling.Yeah, he's chilling. Yeah, it
doesn't even got there yet. He'snot even like yeah, this is like
and he's fucking awesome yet beat Jerichoplus ten Match of the night, Dude.

(01:52:41):
What a fun fucking show this was. Yeah. Yeah, I think
that they paced it very well.Yeah that all the all the matches were
like quick or they were you knowwhatever, it's up for the plus ten
match of the night. Even then, that wasn't too bad, no cold
take, Yeah that was fine.Yeah, Legendary Supermarket suff Yeah, they
had a good pace on the show. It was fun. I feel like

(01:53:02):
this was the first good show we'vewatched a while, had a good time.
I felt good after. I waslike, oh man, I can't
wait to talk about him. That'sfun. Yeah, it was very,
very very fun. What do youthink of the show, Tony? I
thought it was awesome. I waslooking at I was reading here, looking
at like RVD. He's actually onthe no way out post for coming up
RVD was, which is kind ofcrazy. Yeah, I remember that.

(01:53:27):
Now I faced gold Dust. That'sfucking insane. And how to gold doest
sound? Do you think? Idon't know why that's gold Dust return turns
in the rubble? Right? Ifeel like we watched a raw where gold
Dust has an on screen promo talkingto RVD and then jumps them. I
got a question really quick, Sodo they have a singles? Do Rob

(01:53:51):
Van Damn and Chris Jericho have asingles for the title and not a not
a payer view one? No?They must, right, because why would
they have him pin them? Youpinned? Because they fucking hate Chris Jerker.
He's stupid bastard RD. I thinkJericho also, I don't know how
it weren't turn a later, butI think he didn't enjoy working RVD because
he said Rvdy's kigs killed him.Yeah, everybody said that, you know,

(01:54:11):
let's see this is oh one?Is that right? No, they
had Okay, they had a matchon a raw too then probably for the
bell. Yeah, that next weekthey had a match. It was nine
minutes DQ. Ric Flair was thereferee. Okay. Interesting. The only
inmate that left a comment on thisone said, man, I wish I
could rate this match way higher.It feels like a slam Dunk Classic should

(01:54:35):
take place here, but it's veryslow. It's probably because they both knew
they would play second fiddle to RickFlair and Vince McMahon. But their natural
talent to put this match on isadequate and they could have gone better.
But the DQ finish takes it down. Well, that's unfortunate. That's WWF
style. Baby damn man. Theycouldn't have what was the no way on

(01:54:57):
main event? Was it crazy?O? I end up closing the tablet?
It's Jericho stone Cold was the manthey don't do harbandy Jericho. The
rumble obviously returns and then he takesover the spotlight triples on that vengeance poster

(01:55:24):
by the way that's true, andGold, I said, and dogs go
bow shy because Jerick, I imagine, isn't a d Q who. That
was my reaction backstage. The timeMachine RD fights Ree Goal for the Icy

(01:55:48):
Tablet Mania, I think Damn veryquickly fucking get away from him. Does
so the backstory of his matches,Gold doesn't attack RVD for reasons unknown.
They couldn't even being real bad.It couldn't be bothered riders us. His
back was to the Bagstar. Hismatch is good as the Da rd Rod.

(01:56:14):
They never told us why. Wellthere was okay, so there was
uh. Promos began airing for afew weeks Ago was saying that there was
a certain wrestler whose star was shiningbrighter than he would like. And then
it was it was Harbady he wastalking about killed his whole star and then
he went thought regal Atmania and thenhe lost RVD. Oh man, what
the fuck he feel? Would goto us for the next like four No,

(01:56:46):
it was that it was over.After they had a match on SmackDown.
They had a hardcore title match.Hardcore title Yeah, hardcore title match.
Gold does versus Van Damn Okay,this is crazy on this show.
That happened. Yeah, a versusthe Rock on this show. Okay,
that sounds cool maybe or maybe not. Brother, Yeah, you're right,

(01:57:08):
really cool stuff though. I mean, you know, I feel very oh
you know what I want right now? One of those birds would have and
I think we should eat him upand we should go to work on him.
Burger, Like, oh, Iwant to eat this burger the long

(01:57:30):
way. One beer, two beers, I'm three, I'm a blade Mary,
I'm a Margarita. Yeah. Yeah, well that's smack down to number
thirteen, two thousand and one,and that's our show. I feel like

(01:57:53):
see you next Monday. Saw usup there? That does like I feel like

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