Revisiting WWF Wrestling Challenge 1992 Shawn Michaels Throws Marty Janetty Through The Barbershop Window, The Road to WWF Royal Rumble 92

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Boys are back in town. Welcome to the podcast, Episode
number three hundred and nineteen.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oh my god, how many episodes have there been?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Yeah, today we're talking about WWF Wrestling Challenge January twelfth,
nineteen ninety two.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yes, infamous episode where one Shawn Michaels betrays one Rocker
Marty Jeannetti. The Rockers are no longer a duo as
of this show, and we're gonna see how that all
plays out here on this episode of Wrestling Challenge.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
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that James I'll be watched. Which one was that?

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Anyone that doesn't have Wes Craven could be that one. Again,
who knows what it could be. But what about the glove.
I mean, that was a horrible, horrible scene didn't make
any sense.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
The map says we're fucked.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
I mean that scene took so long, It's like ten
minutes of him fun can controlling this guy with a
video game controller doesn't make any sense? World Like, why
can they see this happening?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
None of this made the screaming in motion.

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No, like a bar board game, like you go there to.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
Play video game or play board games there.

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I think, Okay, the Rookroom.

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Speaker 2 (08:46):
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Speaker 1 (08:47):
I have no idea Chase.

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Speaker 1 (09:01):
Eats corn the long way meant that it took him
a really long time to finish it all.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Oh, what else would it mean?

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Is this your deal, Lucifer. That's why this ring of
hell is in the damn shape of sin because of
bullshit like this.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Hhh.

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Okay, Serene Caffeine, don't read this name who what are
you doing? Stop reading this? Or Tony and Johnny are
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No, come on, dude, that's bad enough.

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No, we got that part. I understand the Cornolio part.

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Up?

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Speaker 1 (11:28):
Let us get into WWF Wrestling Challenge January twelfth, nineteen
ninety two.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Oh yes, a first of course for us. As we
mentioned at the top here, never reviewed a Wrestling Challenge
episode yet, and it is the episode where Shawn Michael's
turns on Marty Janetty. Can you believe that? Why would
he do it? We don't know. We'll have to find out.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
I guess I don't know.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
There is some lex sligre to be talked about here. James,
by the way, because time to talk about the observers.
So this is a combination of things from Reddit Sports
Circle and Scott's blog A doom from The Observer, January sixth,
nineteen ninety two. Inside Edition steroid story should air by
the time you read this. Meltzer hasn't seen it yet,

(12:16):
but the word is that it has potentially be significantly
damaging to the WWF and haul Cogan in particular. It's
considered such a big story that Inside Edition put their
top producers on it and say that it has been
examined by their lawyers more than any other story they've
ever run to ensure they don't get sued. WWF has
refused to respond to it, saying it's a dead issue
because of the company's new steroid testing policy.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
New policy that's weird new well, you know, like they
right now, they just thought on their own themselves, we
should just do this new policy.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
No need to test. If anyone has we're making them
do it. Speaking of steroids, doctor Zaharian was finally sentenced
last week to three years in federal prison, two years
of probation for each of the twelve counts, a twelve
seven hundred dollars fine, and a forfeiture of his three
point seven million dollar office slash condo because the jury
ruled that it was used for committing drug distribution crimes. Sorry,

(13:09):
he was facing a possible forty four year sentence. He
probably lucked out.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Celebrity Deathmatch would have done an episode back then with
doctor Zoltar whatever his name is.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
One one. We just watched World War Three which was
in ninety five, which I think, which is funny. Was
during that show, mean Gene says, Hey, call my hotline,
I'll tell you who's on steroids. Well, I guess the
steroid thing goes on for a minute. By all accounts.
More to info here and a recent TV taping WW

(13:44):
film and Angle where mister Hughes ran PN news Yeah
into the ring post and damage his eye. The reason
for this is because there was an altercation in a
bar between PM News and Rick Rude, which News came
out on the losing end of. Apparently, Rick Rude was
arm wrestling people and PM News was challenged to use
both of his arms to only one of Rud's and
he still couldn't beat him. Somehow, this led to a fight,

(14:08):
leading to the News getting a black eye. Meltzer says
that even though other bigger guys might look stronger, aside
from maybe Scott Norton. There's probably not anyone of the
business who could beat Root in an arm wrestling match.
That's fucking unfortunate. I thought it was gonna be another
story where, you know, for some reason, there's always stories
of wrestlers getting their ass whooped by ten to fifteen Marines.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
Yeah, biker the Marines, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Yeah, bikers. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
There's dude, even worse. You lose, You lose arm wrestling
and then you get your asskicked. That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
From The Observer, January tenth, nineteen ninety two. Just a
couple of things here to wrap this up here in
the top story. Inside Edition did end up doing a
massive story on the steroids scandal in WWF, including a
massive hatchet job on Haul Cogan, who, it turns out,
and you might want to sit down for this one,
is a huge liar when it used a shiller steroids
during his career. O't go this liar is somehow yeah,

(15:03):
I mean, like you know, it's people reporting things, right.
So Hogan, who uses supposedly a shitload of steroids during
his career, according by in fact, Tony Billy Graham says
that he personally injected Hal Coogan on several occasions. Now
we're just gonna start believing anybody. Billy Graham, I mean,
he stole everything from all cocin Lex Luger, as you

(15:27):
mentioned before, James officially gave notice to w CW that
he's done after the Super Proho, what when are you getting?
When are you leaving w CW? You think you're Luger?
Is it this weekend? Or do you think oh, Saturday super.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
What's he called?

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Holy shitty? Pulls the shirt off me. It's fucked up.
So he's done after the Super Broad Vapor View, although
his contract doesn't expire until March of ninety three. The
hot rumor, which is denied by Vince McMahon, another notorious
not liar, is that like to join the World Bodybuilding

(16:18):
Federation for something like six hundred thousand dollars a year.
He would then move to the WWF after the year
is up. Luger's story is he's taking a year off
to open a gym, and he's generally sick of the
lifestyle and once out of wrestling. And it's funny because
we were like just talking again about Luger leaving WWF
and here in a few years, so he is jumping
around quite a bit. And I mean like, I mean

(16:41):
he went to opening a gym. Not a bad idea
for a guy like Lex Luger. I don't know if
he end up doing it.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
I think a lot of wrestling guys back then open gyms.
I feel like I've heard that quite a few times
from like top guys in that era. No, it's not
a bad idea at all. Yeah, I mean, like, if
you look like that, you've been on TV. You know,
it's an easy advertisement to get people to come.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
It was my idea first, dude, that is hit for
the Observer. Now let's talk about WWF Wrestling Challenge January twelfth,
nineteen ninety two.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
All right, let's get into Wrestling Challenge. We are in
corpus Chrissy, Texas for this event. Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby
Heenan are our commentators for the evening Legendary are in
front of a green screen.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
No way, that's come on, that's real? Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (17:34):
I mean good use of resources here?

Speaker 2 (17:36):
Yeah, No, it actually is fucking actually super smart, especially
for ninety two Wrestling Challenge. I actually don't know how
many of these I've ever watched.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Yeah, I don't think I've really watched any of them
unless it was in a compilation or something sure like
the moment.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Yeah, well, it's actually not easy to find them either
like wwe like on the network or Peacock or whatever
you may have and on they only have like the
like two years of the end of the eighties of
these like this episode in particular, can't fucking find it
on any of their shit. So had had to go
back in time and watch it in person, on which

(18:14):
we all did. We did it together three points of
the time machine went back to Warren Marty of a
lot of things.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
So Bobby Heenen says that in just one week they
will crown a new WWF champion at the nineteen ninety
two Royal Rumble.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
I didn't even realize that it was around this time
because we've watched that for the Patreon We have watched
it full, the nineteen ninety two Royal Rummos. So you
can check that out on patroon dot com, slas deadlock,
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that out. It was a fucking great time. That's the
one spoilers that Rick Flair wins. Heenen says, the palms
of my hands are soaking wet, they're itchy, my knees

(18:55):
are knocking. That's me during the pot. There's a lump
in my throat, and in a week they're gonna crind
a new WA champion. He's gotta be the man that's
tough and being able to take it. He's got to
look like a champion. He's gotta dress like a champion.
When he walks down the street through the airport, they say,
there's the w AF champion. These are all the things
that Hogan said when he came into t naw Es.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
The war lord.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Ky like me is look at that to the Berserker
and says, this annoying bastard should be the top guy here.
If he's if the berserkers walking through an airport, I'm
not fucking going to the airport that day. I'm going home.
Fuck this guy. He even says, there's only one man.
That's the man. I'm the financial advisor.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Of which you know that's a loaded job.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Didn't do a great job a lot. I mean maybe
it wasn't his fault. The financial advisor. Rick Flair should
be a I mean that's a four men job. Uh,
and he says, yes, humanoids, you guessed it. It's Rick Flair.
They'll winner of the World on bo oo and Gorilla says,
that's what we're thinking. Brain twenty nine other guys are

(20:05):
thinking the same way, and he says, everybody, get ready
and get your woo's ready. If you know what I mean.
What does it mean that.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
You know what he means? No, we all know what
he means.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Tony, I don't know what he means. Tony, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
Yeah, Tony gets it.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Look, I mean seeing Bobby Heenan Green screened with a
Gorilla mine soon doing the lou was insane. Like seeing
this at the beginning of the show, I was like,
all right for a good one tonight.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Dude, Okay, I mean, like it's again we talk about
these like older, you know, shows older because we're fucking old.
There's such a charm to them, like they're not things
that I like. If I was watching it because I
wanted to see like the best wrestling ever, I'm not
fucking turning on Wrestling Challenge, but like I could see
why people watch this, and to be fair, James mean

(20:53):
the great point, I think we were just having this talk.
I was like, oh, you know, I can see why
people watch that. James says, well, what the fuck else
start they gonna watch?

Speaker 1 (21:04):
I totally forgot that we even thought about that.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
What else are you gonna watch? Like, there's not many
options and this is probably like one of the best
options for this, which I mean is true.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Of course, these guys are stars. What other people exist
on TV? So the w WF Wrestling Challenge actually has
a TV intro. I was surprised for some reason, I
don't know why and what an.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Intro was, showing all the greats like Hogan doing the
leg drop earthquake killing a guy with an inside out clothesline.
That was awesome. Uh, Jimmy snook A doing his ship
skids there the Rockers do a double drop kick. I
mean they got the goddamn I mean like every move
had the fucking macho t sound effects on every hell

(22:02):
ship I wrote all caps here, nasty boys moves, hell no.
And then Hawk Gorilla press slam to the Flora. Hell yeah,
fuck you.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
I mean that was like legit the exact zandiggle. That
shit was funny. Well, guess what tonight we get all
the stars, we get Roddy Piper, We get the Undertaker. Oh,
we get Jake Roberts. Oh, sorry that he's made of it.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
We get with the match he has.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
I know, we got the barber's shop with the Rockers,
and we have the New Foundation.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
Yes, and you know what if you just watched the
show and didn't want to investigate it all, and I
don't know if you guys did, These guys are facing
just the most unknown wrestling of all time.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Yeah. I actually had to look it up because they
didn't even say their names. The only name that I
heard on the whole show was the last guy, Larry
lou Dan or whatever. Oh Louis Pioli.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Yeah, they say the first guy's name too, but there's
a few of these were like I didn't even understand it,
or they.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
They don't even name it. I just have question mark
question mark question marker indo.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Yeah, well I believe the opening match. You can correct
me if I'm wrong here Undertaker versus Scott Baso.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
That's okay. I first wrote Scott Psycho, and then I said, well,
that's probably not right. Does sound cool? Though?

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (23:39):
It is?

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Yes, Scott's either Bezo Scott Bezos Scott Boso, either one
of those Scott Bezos.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
It sucks. Undertaker kills this guy. Well, Undertaker, of course,
I mean he gets his whole grand entrance right, he
has Paula with him, he's got the hat.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Sadly, uh no, Scott Bezo entrance, Like, I mean, how
do you build up new stars if you don't give
him an entrance?

Speaker 4 (24:08):
Dude? They show Taker, then they show Scott Bezo, and
I go, oh no, hell no, this guy is screwed.
There's Fay.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
People in ninety two watched it like that too. They
tuned in and they see Undertaker coming to the ring
and he's facing Scott Bezo. Oh hell no, he's not.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
There's a kid in an Undertaker shirt that they show.
They show him again like a wider shot, and the
kid is like thumbs downing as Undertaker get the ring.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
No dude has Scott Bezo. He's like, oh fuck this guy?

Speaker 2 (24:43):
No he he I mean they fucking passed out the
Undertaker shirts for free. That kid didn't fuck with his.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
So Undertaker comes down here during his entrance and he
stands in the ring and they give him the lower third.
It says the Undertaker. He takes the hat off. Paul
Bear rips his tie.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Off right felt unnecessary.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
I didn't even know that came off.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Well, maybe the idea is that, you know, when he
has a tie on, he's still like working at the busy,
he's clopped into the creamatory, still at the tie on.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Paul Barro walked right up to him and grabbed that
tie and ripped it right off. Man, It's just like.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
Clip, what's going on here?

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Undertake with one tear going down his eye as this
tie gets ripped off his chest. Well, Undertaker goozle Scott
bezos uh whip some and then clothesline chokes, slams them
out of his boots.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Inventing things here. Yeah, like I love that. It was
kind of Scott Hall style.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
Okay, yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Could see that. Yeah, but I guess he also tried
to kill him out towards Scott.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
To do that, he chokes, landing them on his head
and hope that had permanently killed and paralyzed them and
can get the job done. So he throttled them some.

Speaker 4 (26:10):
More, pulls out of the choke and then chokes it
again and then does some more chokes.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Fucking not well.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
It goes to a picture and picture of Paul Bearer
an Undertaker talking about their favorite cereal.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Oh, the workers and my crematory have been very busy
for the longest cremation in history. Twenty nine bodies. Snap, crack,
where's your tie? I mean, like that's funny as shit.
Undertaker's gonna kill twenty nine dudes and cremate them. Wow,

(26:49):
that's fucking horrible. For the atmosphere.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Is crying out for help.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Scott Bezos has to stop it.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
That's what the mat should have been centered around, as
Scott Bezos trying to stop the Undertaker from killing twenty
nine people. Well, it goes back to the match and
Paul Bearer is ringside going, oh, you only hear.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
It because they have a camera right next to it
his head. He's not even doing it loud.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Oh, he's making a really weird face though.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Oh yeah, okay, chill.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Out, cool all right. Well, Undertaker grabs him for the tombstone,
and very funny he gives it to him whole cogain
on the chair style.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Yeah he doesn't uh, I don't know when he starts
doing the you know, head between the legs one. But
this is over the shoulder tombstone here, which I always
thought looked cool.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Did you like where he accidentally targeted Paul Bearer and
then untargeted Paul Bar turned him around?

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Well, why did he turn He was facing Hardkim.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Yeah, so he gets the tombstone up, he turns to
the hard cam because Paul Bear is holding the urn,
and then he just turns back around and does it.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
The other way.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
It was the beginnings of that. That's incredible.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Holy shit, Just imagine that when he unlocks another.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
Turn just one eighty, Undertaker, you'll do fucking just fine.
I like this.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Tombstone, by the way, I do too.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Yeah, it looks cool. I mean he.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Traps one arm right, and uh yeah, it's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
No, it is dope, and he fucking I mean Scott
Bezos takes every bit of it.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Yeah, and he gets the three. Of course, Undertaker has
not been stopped. Scott Bezos, I guess you're number thirty.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Sadly, he will be cremated in the crematory tonight. Did
you see Paul Barr getting into the ring at the
end of the Taker match? No, so he gets into
the ring. They cut away from it before anything happened,
so I don't know, like what happened here? Tony. Maybe
you saw it. I swear Paul Barrow gets into the
ring with a body bag. Oh maybe maybe, Like he

(29:08):
has a big fucking thing in his hand, and I'm
I think you're confused.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
He had a giant tie in his hand and looks
like a body bag. He was just.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
It was big as ship.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
So common in some comic the tie would like turn
people to stone or something like he would take the
tie and put it on people the stone and they
would stomp them out or something.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
That's how he kills them.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Can we call it?

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Like?

Speaker 2 (29:40):
That's got it? That can't be the name of the
place that you take the bodies to burn them. It
can't be the crematory, Like I don't like that.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
For the crematory, that's what it's called, and I don't
like it. Yeah, I mean, if you can come up
with something better, then I'm totally down to change it.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Fuck, I'll think of something. I'll get back to you.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Well, we have the WWF Special Report. Lord Alfred Hayes
is here and it's brought to you by Colisseum Home Video.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Special Report Time. Lord Alfred for Hayes is here and yes,
as you said, Colosseum Home Video the exclusive distributors of
Super Tape ninety two, which will be available Thursday, June
twenty third, or if you go to Alamo Draftouse, you
could probably find this in the VHS section.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
That's pretty badass. Yeah, I want the WWF Super Tape
ninety two.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
What do you think's on it?

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Undertaker matches and I wouldn't even give a fuck. I
would just buy it. Yeah, give me that super tape.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
That's a good name too. Yeah. I like anything is
super anything is cool, like Super Battle.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
October nineteenth, Grady Cole Center's Charlotte, North Carolina, come out
and have a good time.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Royal Rumble one week away here. Last week, Macho Man
his lovely Elizabeth spoke intensely of the Royal Rumble when
they made these provoking statements. And I don't know why
he said they were provoking. They weren't very moking.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
It all.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Pretty normal.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
They were like, this is actually maybe a very subdued
Macho Man if you really think about it, Macho Man says,
when the smoke clears the Rual Rumble, I will be
the winner and you, sneak Man, will be history. Dig It,
this is super like this is a run of every
day macho man statement. Here Lord, yeah, yeah, maybe Lord

(31:23):
Alpha Hayes is just watching his first macho man promo.
It felt crazy to me, And Jean says, well, it
looks like things are really looking up at the Rumble Elizabeth.
And Elizabeth says, and I could believe Elizabeth was talking here.
I feel like it's rare that they have a cud
of promo.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Yeah. Usually they just throw her into the pool.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Well, she's good to loot, Elizabeth says, Speaking of sounds,
the one sound I like to hear at the end
of the Royal Rumble is the new WF champion is
the macho man Randy Savage. Oh yeah, joking right now.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
The way e Lizabeth says, Oh yeah, yeah, he never
does that.

Speaker 4 (32:06):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, Oh there he is.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
You should have stoped. She just run him back to
January of ninety two.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
That's Elizabeth, and then your pants a little to the
right and uh we got here.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Oh yeah, that would be a provoking statement if I.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Heard bags, Lord Alfred Hayes.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
So we go back to Lord Alfred Hayes and he
says the rumble gathers more explosive momentum, and here comments
from three superstars who believe they have the salmona and
the ability to walk away with the WWF title. Now,
I could have picked anybody that I was hoping to
show up on the screen here and you know the
especially you know nineteen ninety two. There's a good list
of stars, and uh, the one they had to throw

(32:55):
first was the goddamn ir S. Like this guy sucks.
I hate the e in the ring, out of the
ring in real life.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
I feel like I feel like we see him every
episode we do now I.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Know, dude, him and the nasty boys I'm seeing too
much of and it's really starting to be a problem.
I mean, VK. Wall Street, I can't take it anymore. Well,
he's here, and he says, only one week away to
the role. Rumble boss man.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
I wish that these characters, by the way, were like
way more on the nose, which is so funny to say,
but I wish they were even more on the nose
than they are. Like I wish I R. S came
on the screen and was just like, hey, boss, may
you fat suff a bitch? You do your taxes? Yet
probably not.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
A sheet and a sheet of people that owe money
to the I r S. He mean circles, Bossman. Check
this out, Fatty.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
If he's doing the I R S thing, go all in.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
You know right now, he's just a guy that has
grudges with wrestlers and wants to be WF champion. Why
the fuck do you want to do that?

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Ye take as to the other company.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Repo Man is here, by the way, and thankfully he
is full gimmick James. He's still in the thing here
and he says this is gonna be great. Can he
believe it? I can sneak right up to the Royal Rumble.
No one will even know what I'm doing, but I'm
gonna repossess the WWF Championship. I'll take it. I'll take it.
He's gonna reap of the title.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
At first I thought he had a grappling hook.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Batman.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Yeah, I'm gonna sneak up and grapple hook my way
into the Royal Rumble. Oh yeah, hell yeah. I believe
he's gonna do that too.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
That's even better. He's not even in the match. He's
just going to I like that. British Bulldog says he
psyched up, pumped up.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Say that, fucking Chris Bulldog says rock Please do not
Rocko a dog.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
If anything, if there's anything that shouldn't be taken literally,
it said, I'm a dog. He says. The championship is online.
I'm coming to the Royal Rumble and I'm gonna power
my way through. He looks. I mean he looks gigantic.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Yes he does, Yes he does.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
I mean, like I got like this. How do you
not turn on the news and see this guy's picture
and say, you know what, maybe they are doing.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Store, We're not testing this guy.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
There's no right they you know, they got different fucking meals.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Over the international treaties that we can't violate.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
Lord Alfred Hayes says, you can see the World rum
exclusively on pay per view television. Call your local cable
company right now. A little later, my colleague, the mean one,
Gene Oakland, will be here to with a comprehensive WBS report.
The mean one that like the gold Ones.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
All right, so we go to our next match of
the evening. Here it is the New Foundation versus.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Two fucking guys, the Boys. I was like, I waited
the whole match. It actually distracted me from how much
I was trying to figure out who these fucking two
dudes were. And I had to look it up after,
but it was be A Dalton and Dusty Days.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Well, the new foundation, of course is Owen Hart and
Jim Knightheart. So Jim Knightheart hits a few shoulder tackles
here and tags in Owen, who comes in with a
shotgun drop kick off the top.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
That was fucking awesome. I uh, I think we've talked
about it before. You know, obviously Danielson does that a ton.
What a fucked up move like to do. I'm assuming
you never do that in training. If there was any
if I had a request of like five things I'd
like to see you try it training, that would have been.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
I would have just said, uh, like, how does that
not suck.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Every bit of the way down?

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Yeah? I mean it's a huge bump. Yeah, I don't know, Yeah,
a lot of adrenaline.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Well the anvil shit cans whoever that is, I.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Fucking I just know their names. I don't know which
is which.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
The guy in the is this Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Kind of looks like the Jerry Lawler outfit from the back.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Hmmm.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
He argues with the ref while Owen takes a cheap
shot on the apron Anvil bules the dude out of
the corner and tags in Owen, who hits a snapmre
and a leg drop. I hate talking about wrestling and
not knowing who the guy is. I feel like it's disrespectful.
I don't know why. Like I know, yeah, I know
they don't get anything in or do anything, but like
they're still taking the bumps and doing shit out.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Right, during this, by the way, all of a sudden,
Howard Finkel's fucking talking to me.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Yeah. He starts doing a random radio style rundown of
upcoming WWF events.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
It was jarring. I thought, like again, like different mics,
totally different mic. It was like when fucking I heard
Chris Dangerous theme on the last fucking Show. I was like,
I thought I had a different video open, and it
started playing Finks saying stuff. It says, uh, Wednesday night
to January twenty ninth, if you live in Lowell, Massachusetts,
what the hell areas? Because WF is returning to the

(37:57):
Lowell Memorial Auditorium, Which that's a fucking cool spot. That's
a cool spot that I would love to run one day.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Well, the New Foundation hits the rocket launcher and they win.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
I mean, great fucking move.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
I love the rocket launcher.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Yeah, which is if if you don't know, it's uh
owens on the top and Nville pretty much fucking mother
f and bombs on the long way and he lands
on a splash from the top and gets a pin.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Well, make sure to get your World Bodybuilding Federation magazine
and come to whatever is happening.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
I have no idea personal fitness weekend.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
You want to know about this, James, So let me
put you in a loop here, because you're gonna not
want to miss this. It's the ultimate personal fitness week
in February one and two. That's how good the months
in this scrib states at the WBF World headquarters in Connecticut.
This could be the greatest learning experience of your life.
Pick up your phone right now, but don't forget. You
have to be eighteen or older to participate. So you

(38:57):
were not born in nineteen ninety two, were you? So
you're already behind here, So you got some catching up
to do. You gotta get. I mean, how much information
do you think you're gonna be able to consume? They're
already got the greatest plans that will change your life
going on in ninety two, and you're wasting time by
not being born.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
I know, it's bullshit just to think about it. I mean,
what really sucks is that this is all gonna come
crashing down soon because they're in the middle of a
steroid scandal.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Dude, having a gigantic body building fucking branch of your
company and then getting hit with a steroid scandal like
they probably could have avoided it if they didn't start
the fucking WBF.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Yeah, but I mean, do you see how good these
guys look.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
I mean, they look fantastic.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
They do. While we go to the WWF event center,
Sean Mooney is here to tell us his New Year's resolution.

Speaker 4 (39:55):
Spoiler, he doesn't, no Tony.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
He treats every day like it the same day.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
He's sexy as shit and he just have to do anything.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
James Storm are gonna drink and make.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Money and meat hot chicks and put people to campus.
If you somehow missed our tena review last week, do
yourself a favor. Jack the Sean Mooney WBF event center.
You folks in Boston, what the hell and all the
surrounding areas, don't let New Year's Resolutions Slip Away Cats

(40:31):
WF Live Action eight pm in one week. Next Saturday,
January eighteenth, at the Boston God and Six Man Tag,
the Legion of Doom along with Brett Hart will battle
the Natural Disasters and the Mounty end Halk Cogan prepares
the battle Rick Flair and right now he stands by
with mister Perfect and we'll hear from the Halkster as well,
which I was like, Oh, this is cool. I was.

(40:53):
I actually thought this was like even more interesting than
the rumble hype stuff, Like I think, I don't know
if it was like, you know, so they can do both,
but for me, it was a little jarring that they're
doing fucking promos on this TV show to build up
like what is essentially I believe the House show. Mmm yeah,
which obviously that changes, you know, going forward, But I

(41:15):
was like, oh, fuck, like these even like these shows
meant something because the only TV they had was this.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Yeah that's right.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
So Flair and mister Perfect are here in front of
a green screen, the Flare logo is on the green screen,
a lot of green screen stuff here, which was.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
The technology in ninety two. Man, Like this show is
probably awesome. I mean I'll see rt TVs.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
Oh my god, Yeah, this was crazy.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Yeah, Flair is holding a blurt out.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
He's got no fucking pants on or something.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Naked, but it's naked blurry.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
I thought it was.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Right. He Yeah, he's holding what seems to be a
blurry w CW World Championship.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Is that Is that what it actually is? Or is
it the no title?

Speaker 2 (42:10):
No?

Speaker 4 (42:11):
H it's h Yeah, it's the tag belt. But it
was like the war. They made it to look like
the world title for it. There's a name for that title.
I can't remember what it was.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Called title, the ww World Heavyweight Championship. But Flair's holding in.
They're blurring it out because you're not supposed to see it.
But he is the real world champion. And mister Perfect says,
forget about to anything else you've heard about any sporting
event anywhere. Holy shit, I've already forgotten now and only

(42:44):
now the three greatest wrestling names in the w F
are gonna be in the ring at the same time.
Mister Perfect, Rick Flair, Haul Cogan, and Flair says the
title is the loser. Haul Cogain, the man whose only
reativa quality is the opportunity to get in the ring
with the real world's evyweight champion. Okay, come on down, baby.

(43:06):
The Jeff is waiting. Hey, well, Hogan's here. He's also
in front of a green screen. This is a Hawk
Rules green screen. You know, so he's got his own
everyone's got their own logo, except some guys later who
are just in space. We'll talk about that though. Hogan says,

(43:28):
you know something, Haulka maniacs, Rick Flair is perfect. Might
as well forget the marquie with their names on a
man going down in history. You know there are in
not a lot of trouble right now. Brother, I got
a chance to get the WWF title back at the
word rumble, brother, bring it back home. And Rick Flair,
you're gonna be an endangered species, brother, which is crazy
Flairs what like twenty seven year maybe because this is

(43:50):
my chance to eliminate you right out the shoot brother,
when I come to this is a shoot, brother. When
I come down the ring for the one on one confrontation, Brother,
it's not gonna be Stylin profiling lear jets and limbs.
It's gonna be hal Cocin in his war mode. Oh
ship World War three, dude, The Manix told me to
get rid of your brother to take care of business.

(44:11):
That sounds evil as fuck. Then told me to get
rid of you.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Well, he's gonna go into the Royal Rumble and poke
everyone's eyes and rake their bags. Yeah, right, like this
is an evil motherfucker. Well, maybe we should take him
to the crematory then, dude, never mind, do not put
me in the ring with that guy. Brother, don't get
me dude, and Rick Flair. I'm a very dangerous man now. Dude,

(44:39):
I don't have the WDF title and I don't have
anything to lose. And you know something, brother, if I
put that figure four leg lock on you, I'm gonna
hang on until there's a snap crackle and a final pop.
I mean, like, this is the greatest Cereal ad I've
ever heard on this two times snap crackle pop?

Speaker 2 (44:53):
What the fuck? Well, Ric Flair, what you're gonna do
when the Hawkster wipes you out? That's he's working on
on that one.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Huh. Well, we head over to the ring for the
Berserker with mister Fuji versus Rudy Gonzalez.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Yes, so, Rudy Gunz. This is another one. I think
they didn't say the name of right, Yeah, that's right,
Rudy Gonzalez. If you have heard that name, you might
know him because he was the co trainer of the
Texas Wrestling Academy, which was Sean Michael's school. Or you
know Danielson Spanky they came out of. That's Rudy gonzalezh
Berserker you might know from being Bruiser Brody.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Us us us Hus.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
You also might know him Hus.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
I'm telling you there's a lot of wrestlers I hate.
We've talked about him on this show. I have sure,
I swear I've seen Berserker matches before. Okay, maybe that's
why because there was also a bunch of other dudes here.
I never want to watch this guy fucking again. This
is the most annoying match I've ever fucking watched in.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
Like, what makes it worse is that the crowd there's
they're dead silence, no.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Exactly, no pop, Like, this dude is your period. It's
a fucking three minute match, and every single fucking motion
this guy makes, he's saying huss. He's saying huss for
the whole match. He's saying hus more than he's doing moves.
It's the most obnoxious thing ever, I hate this fucking guy.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
So we have the Berserker here.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Would you like to have a bad match for?

Speaker 1 (46:41):
So the Berserker is here with the sword and shield
that he doesn't use. Right, he drops them both to wrestle.
I'm not entirely sure why he didn't just fuck this
guy out with the broad sword.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
I'm understandable he wants to win, of course, the double
behind the Berserker. Who is this fucking Nordic Viking. Yeah,
so in the.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Royal Rumble he seemed like he didn't really understand anything
that was going on, and we thought that was kind
of his gimmick. I mean, he has been here for
a minute, I feel like in the WWF.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Right, yes, right, and even worse, James, the fact that
the Royal Rumble match, whereas the match that you win
by throwing people over the top rope, Berserker's whole thing
is winning by count out.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Yeah, that'll get you like this.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
I hate this. I had shit.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
So the Berserker hits a big boot and then stumps
around saying huss huss.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
Hussud Like as much as we'll say it here, it's
ten times fucking yeare than he says huss Like. I
hate it.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
Well, Berserker hits a flying shoulder tackle looks odest, looks
so awesome, indeed that He goes to mister Fuji and says,
you like that. What I meant to say was us.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
He speaks English.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
So Berserker hits a leg drop and walks around, saying Huss,
that's Hogan's ship, and then he drops a knee and
says hush. Well. Berserker then says huss and he shops.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
Us.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
This is important to his character. So Berserker hits a
body slam. Then he andre's Rudy Gonzalez into the ropes.
He says, I'm coming, I mean Huss, watch the boot,
I mean Huss. Berserker then hits the ropes and does

(48:54):
a big boot to Rudy Gonzalez in the ropes. It
looked awesome, fantastic, fucking crazy looking. Yeah, Sadly, he does
it again and it doesn't look nearly as good.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
The second one looks like the other guy didn't know
it was coming, Like I don't know what happened here.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Then a radio broadcast comes onto the commentary. Randomly, they
go in the next states.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
Hey, loel get the fuck out here, motherfucker's like, you
don't if you want to see people that are better
than the Berserker, watched the Lull Show instead.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
So Berserker does the world's Strongest slam. He does, and
then he does Brody's hand sign.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
You're telling me that this guy rips off bruiser Brody.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
And there he fucking throws Rudy Gonzalez over the ropes,
bellied to backstile to the fucking floor.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
Yeah, what the fuck? That was crazy. Also, again, this
guy's in the Royal Rumbold.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Was confused about the concept, and he wins by count out,
wins by count outs while yelling huss through the entire
of that part.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
The rough counts to ten. He's hustling the entire time.
Fuji gets into the ring and then instructs the Berserker
to hit the ropes and then take a back bump.
I don't know what this guy is meant to be
take a.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Bump flat back.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
Us big man? What are your nuts a s taking
out of your shorts?

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Yeah, big hole.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
Us fucking hell man. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:30):
I don't get the gimmick either. I don't know why
he runs the ropes.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
And take It's just like fu Yeah, So I think
I asked all these questions in the ninety two rumble
we watched that was a little bit ago. Yeah, and
I think I looked it up and I might be
remembering this wrong, but I believe he was friends with
Brody and it was like a you know, it was like,

(50:53):
oh yeah, like trying to keep his legacy going. But
I mean, yeah, you don't have to say hust that much.
You said hust one too many times, you know, hus
ninety one, ninety two times times it's not working. Fuck,
well you got a hust censes like you count my

(51:16):
Husses says eighty ninety times.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
Man, I would have been a good angle. So now
we're at We're at a river and Tatanka's here, and
he says, uh, this river has been our home for
hundreds of years, and it's been a source of food
and transportation. And now I realize, just as the river
flows in its own direction, I must flow in my

(51:43):
own direction. Well that Tanka says, I will be the
river and I will carry this sacred wisdom of the
Indian nation to all nations. And he fucking fires up
and he yells at the fucking river and uh, Tatanka's coming.
He's staring at the camera here I don't know if
you guys felt this. I swear he just looked like
fucking fit Finley, like his head.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
Oh right, yeah, I can see, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
What a career he has. And then he doesn't he
come back to w w F to.

Speaker 4 (52:11):
Like, dude, he has like a SmackDown run, doesn't he
He does sort.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Of God, he comes back and feuds for like the
tag titles.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
He does do something. I just can't remember what it is.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
I remember seeing it Heidenreich or something. I don't know why.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
I think everything is slugging.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
To talka versus the miss September one, two thousand and six.
That's the w w W it gets to talk.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
Is that right? It's fucking insane? Is that true?

Speaker 1 (52:41):
We have to watch it? Watch that all right? So
now it's time for the w w F event center again.
Did you know they're having events coming up here?

Speaker 2 (52:51):
If either of you want to go to some shows
in Boston? Well, boy, oh boy, do we have some
shows in Boston?

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Yes, thank you, Sean Mooney, Sean.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Mood he wants you to go to the fucking Boston
God and the Legion of Dooms there. Didn't hear about this?
And Brett Hard, Tito Santana battles Ted d Bassi and
Hulcokan collides with the so called Real World's Champion Rick Flair.
Let's go back to the six man tag battle we
talked about in here from both sides. So we go
to another green screen promo and there's a WWF background
here and the Legion of Doom and Brett Hart are here.

(53:20):
Animal says Jimmy Hart. We're gonna find out just how
big and bad the natural disasters are. And you mouthie,
We're gonna see how long that yellow stripe is down
your back because you're looking at the waf World Tag
Team Champions and the WAFN are countin out champion, the
hit Man, and Brett says, you know, Jimmy Hart, you
in the mount he came pretty close to attempted.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Murder, and so did you, Bill Goldberg.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
And don't let me forget about you, Jimmy Snow. I
saw you on the intro.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
I'm gonna see your head flying in here in a minute.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
But now I have the Legion of Doom to back
me up, and you're not gonna find any place to hide,
and Hawks says, well.

Speaker 6 (54:00):
Talking about teeth talking about that Adil disasters and then
Maudie's teeth. Let's talk about we're gonna knock it right
down their throat. There's a lot of gold here, and
let's talk about the reason for it. We're the best.
I love that end line. There's a lot of gold
here and the reason for it is because we're the best.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Oh fuck Itt, Yeah, I mean this is a badass
looking group of guys right here. I mean I like
this a lot.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
So we go the Moltee and the natural Disasters, the
Jimmy Hart. The're on the green screen as well. This one.
They're in space. I don't know what this was supposed
to be. I thought there'd be some mountains back there
or something like that, or god damn Canadian flag, but no,
we're in space.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
Dude, and that is bad ass too. John Tanta, Fred Atman,
and Jimmy Hart are here and the mouthy.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
That's to be On's mascot, the mouthie MALTI says ha
ha ha ha, Brett Hart showing up with the l
O D. Let me tell you something. I got the
two baddest one of the WF and Brett Hart. You're
telling everybody he tried to kill me. Well, I only
tickled you. Next time, I'm gonna show you what it's
all about. Well, Typhoon says, Jack Tunny, you're protecting these

(55:08):
whims and if they were the champions that they claimed
to be, they wouldn't have to hide behind your skirt.
And they put those belts on the line where they belong,
went like a six man an earthquake. Says well, maybe
we can't win a belt in this match, but we
can beat them from post to post and they all pose,
and Typhoon says, yeah, I don't know if he meant

(55:29):
to do it. It was just twenty flexes. Yeah, comes out.
I love these, I mean, these are these are fucking fun.
The green screen promos, they're there's they're not long, but
they tell me everything I need to know, and I
find out like I can tell you everyone's characters from
the twenty seconds that this goes on for.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
So the next match is Roddy Piper versus Louis Speakoli.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
And on this day Tommy Dreamer decided to be a wrestler.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
Looks like Hunter Rayner.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
Oh my f I sweart of fucking God. The first
thing I wrote Louis is just Hana Rainner.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
What the fuck if you guys go on DPW on
demand and watch a few of our prelim shows. Hunter
Rainer wrestles on those sometimes, and this guy looks just
like him.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
He's exactly like Legit like almost made me think that
I need to know more about Hunter Rainder's history because
it's fucking crazy looking. Heenen says that Piper gave up
his announcing gig just to get prepared for the role Rumble,
but it's not gonna do him any good because Rick
Claire's gonna win.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Yeah. They mentioned that Piper has never won a title
in the WWF and he has a chance at the Rumble,
So I thought that was good.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
That is cool. He wins the interconmental title eventually, right,
that's the one he gets.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah, Well, Heenan says, after Roddy
Piper wins, he can spend twenty to thirty dollars on
some new bagpipes, and mon Soon says, would you stop,
and he says, okay, fifteen dollars. I don't know how
much they are who cares well. Louis Spaccoli takes Piper's
kill and steps on it and Piper hot starts on him.

(57:03):
I love that the hot start had an I poke
in it.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
Dude, that was so fucking funny, Like he needed to
get his ship install that everyone knows him for. So
he is laying bombs on Louis Pacoley like punch punch
punch punch punch stops, looks him in the eyes, pokes them. Holy,
that's so fucking funny.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Had a great stooge runner around the ring here, so
he runs around the ring, but Piper catches him and
takes him down, and the camera is on the hard camera,
so all you see is Louiscoli just eating shit. Ring
side disappears. Well, there is a picture in picture of
Virgil and he says that me will take both these

(57:44):
guys to Olive Garden.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
And the ass fuck money. I can't, I can't fuck
money and meats he meets is.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
The funniest thing ever.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
I mean, legendary from Virgins, I mean fantastic Carney, I mean,
by all chalt he was appearance.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
No what was that?

Speaker 4 (58:12):
No, I don't remember.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
He was in the vignette for Chris Jericho. I think
he was sole Man Jones.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
My god, that's fucking that's a lifetime ago.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
That's a deep cut trained Jones is what it was.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
Yes, okay, I do remember this.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
So Virgil says that the Royal Rumble, we have friends
versus friends, we have enemies versus enemies. But guess what
at the Royal Rumble and make him down to Piper
and myself. So the way I look at the Piper,
that's gonna be lights out. I'm gonna become a new
champion and we'll still be friends. Okay, good, good promo.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Actually I was surprised.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Yeah, I liked the fucking because you know we're I
mean what this is only the third or fourth Rumble,
so like the concept are still you know, getting people
used to of fucking. Anybody can fight anybody, and that's
you know, they kind of a home here. No good promo,
I agree.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
Piper brings his kilt to the middle and tells Speccoli
to apologize.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
Dude, he says, fold it and apologize, and Louis Speccoli
is on his knees begging off, folding the thing, and
then Piper one second he looks away and Loui Ppacoli
gets up and punch him.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
That's great. Piper ends up grabbing the sleeper, hold off
the ropes, and Louis Paccoli is out. Piper gets the kilt,
puts it in his face and then pins him with
his knee on his throat for the three.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
Gets the fucking win, and Louis Paccoli will now go
work for Paul.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Well, now it's time for the barber shop with Brutus
the barber beefcake mmm, yes, and.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
His guests, of course, the Rockers. So Brutus is here
and he says, welcome to the barber shop, ladies and gentlemen.
You know, my guest this week are a couple tag
teams specialists and recently they wrestled the Legion of Doom
and nearly took their titles away. Let's walk on right
now now they're the Rockers and the Rockers music hits.
By the way, great theme song the Rockers had I
I didn't, Yeah it was it was awesome. Marty Jeannetti

(01:00:08):
and Shawn Michaels walk onto the set and Grilla Mond
soon on commented. He says, well, maybe we'll get this
thing straightened out. Brain. These two haven't been getting along
as of Layton Keen says, well, you know the roll
rum was coming up and tempers are getting short, and
everyone realizes every man for himself. I'm not I'm assuming
the story here, and they kind of go into it,
but I think it's just that they were losing, right,
Like they're losing and they're not getting along because they

(01:00:28):
are losing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
They're losing to them not being on the same page. Right,
Sean Michaels walks out here in his best I'm turning
heel outfit and Marty Jeannette's dressed like the unmorphed red
power Ranger.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
They had Sean come out with a sign that says
I'm a bad guy. He was, well, he had the earring,
the leather jacket, like this guy looked like a fucking asshole.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
Yeah, I kind of liked that where Sean has been
over time sort of drifting away from what the Rockers
was sure and now at this point, I mean, he's
he's turning right, like this guy's in the weather outfit, right,
Bartie Jeannetti's still dressed up like like just a young
guy pretty much, but maybe there's hope and Sean's yeah,

(01:01:18):
I mean, there's no fucking hoof. He walked out here
with the tight black jeans on he's ready to join
Motley Cruze. I mean, like, this old thing is crazy.
We got Brutus the barber beating bake on his barber
shop set Tody. He's here in the sluttiest little pants ever.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
Dude at the end of this he's like bent over,
and I said, wow, that's this dude has like a
big ass that he's I'm seeing every bit of.

Speaker 4 (01:01:51):
What he's got the.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Slutty pants on. All right, fellas, Now, why can't you
guys beat the Legion of doom?

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
Brutus says, you know, there's been controversy here, a lot
of rumors flying. It's even right here in the pages
of WF magazine and these shows, and it's a two piece, sorry,
two page article here of the Rockers and this air
logo split in half in them standing on either page.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
Which, by the way, fantastic, very cool.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
It actually looked fucking awesome, and especially how it comes
into play at the end.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
That's what I'm saying. That was definitely all purpose, super
well put together.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
Yeah, Brutus says, you know, maybe you're going to break
up and even having some problems, but I want to,
you know, get out here. On the barber shop so
we can talk about this thing. And Sean says, no
doubt that the Rockers are, without a doubt, the tightest
team in the w WF. And I know rumors are flying,
but I can assure you, as the captain of this team,
as the guy that has put all this together, that
there are absolutely no problems with the Rockers whatsoever. And

(01:02:48):
Marty puts his hand down. It's his own on, Sean,
assuming yourself the captain of the Rockers. No one picked
a captain for this team. We do everything together. You know.
Let's take a few weeks back. We had a TV
match we almost lost. They show and they're showing footage
as this goes on, I went for the tag and
you were down the apron somewhere flirting with the girl
at ringside, and Shawn says, hey, what do you want
from me? Huh, chicks dig me. I can't help it,

(01:03:09):
all right, this guy's a bad guy.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
Yeah, push over.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
Marty said, that's fine. Well, how about the other match.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
With the nasty bu Sean said, all right, we're talking,
we're not talking about the nasty voice.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Well, they had a shit in somebody's bag. Marty and
it wasn't. He says, I'm on top. I got the
guy beating. Shaun says, hold on on one, like, oh,
we're just gonna toss blame back and forth. When I
shoot the blame back and forth, Fine, fine, let's do that.
Here I am wrestling Rick Flair, something you have never done,
and I'm giving him the wrestling lesson of his life.

(01:03:47):
And here it comes you to save the day. Good job,
And it shows a clip of I'm assuming Sean was
out on the floor and Marty picked him up and
rolled them back in the ring and left. I'm not
sure how he was helping there. Maybe count out well.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
Marty said, you hit your head. I was just concerned.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
He does say that you hit your head on the railing.
I was concerned for your well being, and Shaun says, well,
you're concerned for my well being, and that comes into
play later. Did somewhere down the line I tell you
I needed your help? Did I tell you that sometime?
I don't remember, well, Marty says, listening to yourself. Man,
I don't know what's going on in your head. For
a long time, we stuck together, we had each other's back.
I don't know where you're coming from anymore. And I
don't want to put blame back and forth. You know what,

(01:04:19):
I'll take the blame. Let's blame me. I shouldn't come
out there with during Flair's matching you, and I'm I'm sorry,
and I want to think this worked this thing out
and together we can make it to the top. But
it's up to you, Sean Michaels. I'm gonna turn my
back to you right now. That was a bad idea.
And if you want to go here on your own,
you walk off. But if you want to stick together
and make this thing work, when I turn around, we're
gonna shake hands, and we're gonna get a haircut here

(01:04:41):
at the barbershop because we might as well. We're here
right like for beefcakes back to with the biggest clippers.
We're gonna, you know, we're gonna shake hands. We're gonna
go on and rock and roll only like the rockers
can do. And Heman on co commentary says, and I
was like, oh fuck, Like even Heenan buys into this, which.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
Is well, Mary did a great job during this.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
It's very sympathetic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I enjoyed. He's
you know, he he you know they're both He's taken
blame and he says, listen, man, fuck it, let's just
fucking work this out. We're great and we can do
this together. Like maybe we fucking got off kilter here,
but let's work this out. Which great baby work. I
I and Sean. I mean, look at this fucking guy though,
I mean, couple fucking right, what's this guy gonna do?

(01:05:28):
I mean, this guy has no choice. You can't put
this outfit on and be nice. It's just all loud.
So Heen says, you know they need each other, you know,
And Gorilla says, you know, it sounds fair to me,
and Marty turns his back. Sean stands there and he
thinks about it, and Gorilla, I mean, they're both. They're
a little somber on commentary, like kind of like you
hear them talking, but I don't think it's supposed to
be loud enough that you're supposed to hear it here,
And he says he's he's not gonna walk away, and

(01:05:49):
he says, nah, they need each other. So Sean walks
behind him and he grabs his arm. He turns him
around and they stare down and Sean laughs for a
second and says, you know what, We're cool, and he
puts his hand out. They shake hands, they hug, crowds
are happy. Brudus Beefcake says, let John by the Rockers
or music hits. Everything's fucking good here the Rockers are
back together. Heen and Know commentary says, I told you,

(01:06:12):
and Girla says, glad to see it, and Sean raises
Marty's arm in celebration and they go to one side
and Sean leads him back to face the crowd so
they can celebrate together, and then Sean hits the super
kick on O my god, damn takes Marty out superkick
and fucking Bobby. Heena says, oh, I knew he was
gonna do that. He don't need Janetty, I told you that,

(01:06:37):
and kill him. One says, are you kidding? Just big
a whack that was fucking lays out Marty Jennny and
Sean picks him up and he stares at him and
he says, you want to look out for somebody's well being,
you better look out for your own, and Sean grabs
him by the hair and he runs them and he
throws them through the barber shop window and the glass

(01:06:58):
goes everywhere. I mean, this thing couldn't have broken in
an awesome shot the visual. Okay, I don't know if
I just don't remember it, or maybe I just didn't
seen enough, because maybe the one they show in the
history books or history books, you know what I mean, like,
is the one that they show first. But the shot
actually they show later at the end in slow mo
of the other side of the window is gnarly.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
Yeah, definitely cools and they zoom in.

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
On it, zoomed in on the window. Marty going through
it in slow mo is crazy looking. Yeah. I was like, wow,
this is the shot to fucking see here he.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
Throws into the window and then turns around and does
the fawns gimmick.

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
Dude he does, which is I mean full dickhead here.
So Marty's I mean, Marty's dead. He's laying like in
the window still. He doesn't fall out of it. He's
laying over the where the window still is like he's dead.
And Sean's posing and Heenan says, Heenan says, oh, Janetti

(01:07:53):
try to dive through the window to escape. Did you
see that? What an act of cowardism and grilla Monsune says,
are you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
So?

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
Sean reaches down, he grabs the magazine and he shows
the page, you know, the two page thing of the Rockers,
and he says, is there a problem with the Rockers?
And he rips the magazine in half and he throws
Marty's side of the magazine down at him on the
floor and shows his own and he says, I don't
think so, and he walks off the set. That's like
in nineteen ninety two, that's the most evil thing a

(01:08:25):
man has ever done. Yeah, that's so funny.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
Magazines were a big deal.

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
Yeah, dude. And I bet like the Rockers were hot,
by the way, like this is an over team, especially
with the kids, the fucking girls. This was must have been.
I mean, you know, heartbreak kid comes in legit heartbreaking.
I bet people were like Rockers fans were buying that
magazine for that spread.

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
Yeah, and he fucking rips it, throws Marty's side. I mean,
all that is brilliant. I love that whole fucking thing.
And I mean they show a woman in the crowd,
she's fucking sad and she got her hands on her
face and girl says he's bleeding profusely, and he says, oh,
ratter than her nails.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
And then it shows Brutus Beefcake's ass again.

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
Dude ass in the slutty cut gear. I mean, booty man,
booty man. I mean, this is there's a reason this
is talked about so, you know often, like this is
one of the especially for a team that by all accounts,
I mean obviously the tag division is what it those.
This is a mid card tag team, but this is
remembered fucking super crazy because I mean it was a

(01:09:29):
crazy moment, which is why I was like super surprised
that this episode hasn't been put on any of ww
shit in like, you know, not digitized, but you know,
upscaled or whatever the fuck, Like this is a big
fucking moment. Obviously they've used it for video packages, but
it just was very odd to me.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
We get the WWF Royal Rumble report. Mean, Jeane is
here and he says that Sean Michaels is such a
disappointment to him.

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
Me and Jene is big ass gigantic. No word yet
on the condition of Rocker Marty Janety and hopefully before
the hours up will have some kind of update anyway,
Roll Rumbles one week away, exclusively on pay per view television.
History will be made in the WWF is the winner
becomes the undisputed WF Champion. The rules, they're simple. All
the numbers and names are drawn out of a hat
prior to the event, which I thought was funny because

(01:10:20):
that changes eventually, like it's more official and it's in
like a tumbler and you pull out your fucking balls
and all. But no, this is we write all your
names down and thrown in a hat and mix it up.
And that's how this match is aside, no submissions, no
pin and fall, no count outs. Thirty the greatest superstars
in one match, including the Undertaker and this man, the
Immortal hal Cogan. So we get another Hogan green screen

(01:10:40):
promo here. You know something, Hulkamnix, the battle lines have
been already been drawn. Man, there's gonna be no referee
in the ring. Man, the hulkamani X had given me
the green light to go out and hurt somebody, do
whatever I gotta do to get the WWF title back.

Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
Dude, the Hulk of Maniacs.

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
Dude, Yeah, even nefarious like they are. They're a voice
in his head. That's making do horrible things.

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
Yeah, that would have been an interesting turn for him,
is that the maniacs are starting to green light some
really fucked up shit.

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
And he has to do that because he does not
want to disappoint the maniacs. He actually uses that for
years and years to come with many decisions in his life.

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
George Steele, Brother, the maniacs told me to spike the turnbuckle, dude, and.

Speaker 4 (01:11:26):
I did, and I did. That's how he ends it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
Hey, don't do it again. What you're gonna do when
I do it again?

Speaker 4 (01:11:36):
And I do it a thousand times over again? Driller?

Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
What are you gonna learn?

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
George Steele, Well, it runs down some more people in
the rumble.

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
Here, million Dollar Champion, Teddy b I'll see Hack Saw,
Jim Duggan, Ho, Tito Santana, Hercules, the Model, Rick Martel,
and this man, the Warlord.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
Oh oh yeah, I mean this guy's got it all
Tallstone Golf. Yeah, I mean, like what else could you
want from a top star?

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
So Harvey Whippleman says, you know, Warlord, after the roll rumble,
you're gonna be the World Wrestling Federation champion. And Warlords
got the.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
Deep voice too. You know, war Lord, I remember watching
the ninety two to Rumble with you guys and we
heard this guy's voice. I think it was the ninety
two Rumble.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
I think that's right.

Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
Yea, yeah, just super deep.

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
Yeah, war Lord says, all I have to do is
destroy twenty nine other men that come into the ring.
And I don't think that a boot problem. And you're
looking at the next WF champion. Aha. I mean, Warlord
looks cool as fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
He has a big fucking staff with a big w
on it. Yeah, metals guy winning.

Speaker 4 (01:12:43):
He's got the warrior w on it. I don't know
what the is going on with that.

Speaker 3 (01:12:46):
But.

Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
Lord, yeah, come on. Also in the rumble, super Fly,
Jimmy Snoga sergeants laughter, the British Bulldog Irs, the Barbarian,
and these two men, the Nasty Dude.

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
It shows Jimmy Snooker's picture Fly in Shit look like
one of the hot and masks from Goosebumps.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
I mean like it's a it's fucked up. How this guy,
I mean, the Nasty boys one isn't much better. They
their mouths are fucking insane.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
I love that they showed them individually and then they
showed them beside each other.

Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
That was awesome. You gotta see them together. And of
course they're here together. I have to talk about the
Nasty Boys one more time. I guess here we go.
Jimmy Hart's here as well with them. Jimmy Hart managers everybody.
And Jimmy Hart says it's gonna be a nasty roll
rumble baby, and Sag says, twenty eight jerks, twenty eight
cases of nasty sensation. What does that fucking dude?

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
That shit was so beast. He's so right, That's what
I was thinking. What and that means that two people
will win the rumble because twenty eight people will be eliminated.

Speaker 2 (01:14:01):
They are They are notoriously dumb fucking idiots. Probably Knob says, hey,
when the smoke clears almost finished, there will be the
first nasty wavyweight champion. Baby, get ready to get nasty
size they I've never heard him emphasize it like nasty sized.

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
Ever like that, you're ready to get nasty sized. It
sounds like ordering something McDonald's or something. Let me get
that nasty sized.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
Get the animal style fries and the nasty size drink,
and shit on it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
I don't know, can I get twenty eight cases of
nasty sensation.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
And make a snaff crackle pop.

Speaker 4 (01:14:52):
For me the good?

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
If it came down to it, Jerry Saggs would definitely
be the one that won.

Speaker 2 (01:14:59):
You think, so he's got what it takes.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
Yeah, I mean he just walks around going. If anyone
who's gonna be the first nasty WWF heavyweight champion, It's
gonna be Jerry Saggs.

Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
I mean, it is time to get nasty sized, now
that I think about it a little bit more, It's
time to bring.

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
You off the twenty eight cases of nasty sensation we've
had back logged. Dear for a minute.

Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
More people in the rumble, Mean Jean says, the Repo Man,
the Berserker, Texas Tornado, macho Man, Randy Savage and standing
by with comments Sid Justice. So Sid says, you're looking
at the next WWF champion, and you're probably saying, why
are you so confident? I didn't fucking say that. Don't
fucking put words in my mouth in Justice.

Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
I'll just standing here.

Speaker 2 (01:15:42):
I'm watching. He said, there's twenty nine other guys in
the event. Well, the other twenty nine guys have got
one guy. They better look out for. And that's me. Well,
we have the Big boss Man here, and Big boss
Man say, Rob, I went man. Why do they call
me big boss Man? Why? I stand for long order justice.
It's just for the people. And I show I'm not

(01:16:03):
gonna let him down with a shadow of doubt. I'm
gonna become the w F champion.

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
I R s disagrees.

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
Because you have a favor of taxes. Of course right
at that point, Yeah, you know, why didn't we get
back to that also, Jake Roberts, Colonel Mustafa Rocker, Seawan Michaels,
other Rocker, Marty Janetti. That's what they say. All right,
fuck you guys, don't worry. Your career is fine. Uh mean,

(01:16:31):
she says, you saw what happened earlier in the barbershop.
Marty will be in the rumble health permitting.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
Of course, the Legions were doing take on the Natural
Disasters and coal Champion Brett Hart challenged by the Mountie
Bushwhackers with Jamie Son, which I completely forgot about until
he lists that here, because we were super fucking confused
by jameson Meet the Beverly Brothers with the genius Genius
in the color that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
Match goes on forever.

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
At the rumble, it didn't suck. So it was so long,
you guys should if you haven't been on a Patreon
and we watched this whole pay per view on there,
you gotta check it out.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
It was so long that we started thinking it was
a rib.

Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
Yeah that's right, Like, hey, go out there and just
fucking go as long as you want. And mean Jane says,
it doesn't get any better the role rum We'll pick
up that telephone and make that important call right now.
And of course reminder w magazine available this Tuesday, and
inside a special interview with Jake the Snake Roberts, and
Heen says, blah, but who's on the cover, the real

(01:17:32):
World Champion?

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
Will you stop?

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
Sorry, now it's time for the main event.

Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
Oh yes, what I've been waiting for.

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
Larry Lowden versus Jake the Snake Roberts. Well, Jake Roberts
makes his entrance, and uh, I mean he has such
an aura to him it's hard to explain. Yeah. Yeah,
like just looks like a man that had a rough
life because he did, and like you can feel that
when you see him.

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
Yeah, it's like it comes through the camera that this
guy is like, I don't want to say fucked up
because that's putting it like not as cool. But there's
something going on in this dude's brain. And obviously that
was a whole character right, But.

Speaker 4 (01:18:14):
He's a dangerous man, pretty and like me, trust me,
trust me.

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
Trust is a heel here because he's been wucking with
the macho man.

Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
So Sergeant Slaughter comes up in picture and Picture and
he says that, uh, regardless of what anyone tells you,
I was in the goddamn war.

Speaker 4 (01:18:52):
Then they give him for this.

Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
Address the rumors. They were about to a news story
on fucking Action News to the Punch, they had to
do the steroid scandal story first, but he was there
to jump on it. Wouldn't accuse him of stolen valor,

(01:19:16):
and hopefully nobody does that on this podcast. And you know,
after this, he says he never trust a snake like
Jake Robertson at the Royal Rumble. It's every man for
himself and you're the one that's gonna get thrown out first.
I'm gonna win the w BA Championship for old glory
and my country. Shit. All right, Well, you you fucking
betray this country. Guys, I saw you with the orange cheek,

(01:19:38):
you son of a bitch. You said you were hanging
out with Saddam Hussein, which is fucking great. All right, there,
that's fucking funny. On commentary, Girl Monson says Jake is
wishing that the Macha man's limited the rumble before he
has to come out, and he then says, I want
to want to fight Savage either, but then again, you
get another shot at Elizabeth, well you stop.

Speaker 1 (01:20:02):
Well, Jake Roberts goes out quick on Larry and starts
dropping multiple knees into his head. Great work there. I
don't know if I've really seen too much where someone
just gets him down and then just starts kneeing him
in the head.

Speaker 2 (01:20:16):
I mean, yeah, right, just like using any open like
it's not you know, like a cut kick or whatever,
but using any opening to take a shot like Jake
does here is pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
You're right, yeah, right, it's very methodical.

Speaker 2 (01:20:29):
Yeah, it's just a slow, methodical pace. You say, no,
who does that benefit?

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
Well, Jake Roberts chokes him for a few seconds. Jake
punches down Larry, gives him the short arm clothes line,
and then he hits the DDT and gets the.

Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
Three dude, it's he is a bit of an asshole here,
just so you know that he's in control. He g's
up for the DDT. The crowd's channing DDT. He looks
out of them and then puts some like he lets
go Larry and mocks the crowd, and then he hooks
him real quick and hits the DDT just to show
that that's awesome. He's he's making the fucking calls here,
not the people. It's all it's all in his hands

(01:21:10):
and be a DDT gets the win. I mean, Jake
school shit again another you know another no.

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
No, like that's who Like you can tell somebody that
one hundred times right, but like right, you have to
get it right.

Speaker 2 (01:21:25):
You can tell when somebody's doing it because they are
told or think that's the right thing to do, and
you can tell somebody's doing it because that's just how
it's done right. And Jake's the best of that. Jake
had so much of that where he was able to
just fucking everything he did felt real, uh, even if
it was a fucking DDT.

Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
Well, we go to the WWF event center where Sean
Mooney will tell us one last time that the Repo
Man will be taking on Virgil at the Boston Garden.

Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
Yeah, don't you want to come to the Boston Garden, Like,
come on, boys, like, please come to the show. It's
t garden now, I'll just come on through.

Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
Well, Virgil cuts a promo and says that he's gonna
knock out the RepA Man like that. You know you
heard the saying Mama's gonna knock you out. Well, I'm
gonna do that to you, the RepA Man.

Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
This is actually also a good promo. I didn't know promo.

Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
Yes, I'm sorry, I wasn't familiar with your game.

Speaker 2 (01:22:21):
I agree, He says, Yeah, I'm gonna call it to
your face. You're a punk, you're a liar, you're a thief,
and you're a coward. And I'm gonna prove it when
I meet you face to face. And when you whacked
me in the face, man, that brought me down to reality.
I'm gonna knock this guy out. And yeah, Mama said
knock you out. Report you're gonna go down one, two, three,
out cold. Well, there's no pinfalls in that match. But Virgil,
you're on the right fucking path here, that's fucking this promo.

Speaker 1 (01:22:43):
Well, we have Tito Santana versus Ted Dbiassi at the
Boston Garden and h Ted Dbiassi is here with Sherry
and the million dollar Championship to tell us about how
poor Tito Santana is.

Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
The green screen background here is a bunch of money
with Debiani's face on it, because he is the money man.
Of course, as a right, he likes money. I mean,
like that's on the nose gimmick that it should be.

Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
He just he likes money and Tito Santana has no.

Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
Money and that's why he's bad. And Ted that's what says.
He says, what a hero, Sharry, Tito Santana is a
hero to his people. Well, you know, we took you down.
We took you down there and we showed you what
kind of here who you are. We took him right
down and showed him that scummy neighborhood you grew up in.
And Sherry says, what about that silly looking bull? And
Ted says, yeah, bullfighter. You see what kind of bull

(01:23:36):
he learned how to fight with? The kind named milk.
Oh shit.

Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
Well, and of course we have the new Foundation versus
Barbarian and warlord.

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
That sounds crazy because in my brain, like Owen wants
to fuck with these guys, right, he's just san He
sand bags both of them the fucking I forget what
matches they were, but I swear there was there's stories
where he'll like, maybe it was against Luger, or he
would like let he would Luba would go to press

(01:24:08):
him and he would sand bag him crazy, and then
he'd let Davy boy press them and go up super easy.
I can hope that that's what happens here.

Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
And the show ends with a kid with a Macho
Man foam finger and a rundown of next week shows,
including the Nasty Voice.

Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
Nasty Voice, So girla mon Soon says, we tried unsuccessfully,
but guaranteed next week we'll have an update for you
on the condition of Marty Janetti, which is crazy, like
you can't just tell us. I guess you know doctors
didn't work as fast then, or they could just run
shows without a doctor on him. Also next week the

(01:24:47):
British Bulldog and also the two nastiest guys around that
Nasty Voice can't wait to see that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:57):
Will be here.

Speaker 2 (01:24:58):
Macho Man takes on the Mighty Hercules and a special
interview with the Haulks for himself and for the Weasel.
This is the Gorilla saying so long till next week,
and Bobby Heenan says, and the Wrestling Challenge logo slides
in and that is the end of the show. I mean,
fun fucking show here, man, Like there's so much there's

(01:25:22):
so much personality, not only to the show but on
the show, right, Like the personality of the show, like
how it's produced is it's very charming, Like everything moves
pretty quick. You're not him and Holland about this or that,
Like everything gets to you pretty quick, and you've learned
a lot of stuff in a very.

Speaker 4 (01:25:38):
Short you can tell who these guys are, their characters
right away. For the three cut, Yeah, you know that's
what they're doing.

Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
Who's the champions, what's their next match, what's their goals?
Got to got in their New Year's resolutions? And like
the guys on the show, I mean, like like James said,
even I mean Jake, who is the promo guy, didn't
cut a promo on this but in a what two
to two and a half minute match? You fuck? And
it's like, oh shit, Like I feel what this guy is.
That's pretty crazy and like that's super hard to find.

(01:26:07):
And I don't know if that's just like maybe just
how wrestlers were taught or how they came up at
the time here where they were able to breathe their
personality through their matches as much as their promos. But
that's why I really like watching this old stuff because
it's like, fuck, this is like this doesn't really exist now. Well,

(01:26:28):
that is it for WWAF Wrestling Challenge January twelfth, nineteen
ninety two. And that is it for our show. Tek
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(01:26:48):
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North Carolina at the Grady Cole Center, our biggest event
of the year. We got a steel cage match and

(01:27:09):
so much more. Roger Strawan and Queen am Nada. The
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