November 21, 2024 • 55 mins
On this new bonus episode, Danielle and Millie discuss Millie’s public playlist titles, past rounds of SKOSC that got them canceled, and a new interpretation of Forrest Gump.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Hey, everybody, welcome to the last Bonus episode. I saw
what you did. My name is Millie and Jericho.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I'm Danielle Henderson.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Hmm.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
How are we feeling? How are we feeling about this?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
When the last while I feel weird about it? Yeah,
because we're not I mean, I mean, how are people
gonna talk to us?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Now?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Well they can talk. We'rep lockdown. You cannot get to me,
of course, but.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
We're still topless. We were doing a topless lest We
always do our bonus episodes topless. The first topless podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Tits are out.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yes, the bottoms are still on, just the no tops
because it's November.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
We reverse porky pig in it.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
When did we? That is so funn that we I
think many years ago that was a joke. And then
we've just like told people that we do bonus topless,
and then we forget that we do them topless and
we just mention it. I love that about us, be honest.
I love our lore, our mythology.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I like our mythology. Keep making up stuff, y'all.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
The mythology like some common mythologies. I will remember, one
being that you do not want a partner that is
around you in any kind of way, even if they're
the blob, even if even if they're like uh uh
(01:45):
for a crypto creature like a vampire, a werewolf, You're
always looking to be around them.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I'm going for the one every time that has a job, yes,
has something to do outside of the house. Although I
will say I do have a new crush and I
texted our friend, well, I texted my friend and our
friend of the show, Matt Fraction, and I said, hey,
I have this crush. I think you can help because
(02:13):
I think you know people that know this crush ooh,
and texted him like you know. I sent like four
messages and his response his first response was, it sounds
like you've been hacked. Like I was so hyper about
this crush. It like, are you okay? It sounds like
you've been hacked. He's definitely helping me, because as we know,
(02:34):
Matt Fraction is a stand up dude and we love
him a lot.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
That's so wonderful.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
But it was just I'm like, yeah, I know, that's
how it feels in my heart. I feel insane, like
makes me feel insane.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Is he going to arrange like a meet cute where
you guys meet in public and then he's at the
bar as a mistake, a stranger like Matt Fraction is
like wearing like a trench coat, and he's like, Oh,
I'm just like monitoring the scenario, deeply alful. It's too bad.
He'd be good at that.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I think he'd be up for but I doubt he
has the time. But yeah, but he's I think, you know,
we're going to try to see what if I can
meet this this guy. But the reason I say that
is that if I meet this this dude, I feel
like I would like to be around.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Don't say anything more because we don't want to jinx.
This is another bit of lore that that was created
over the years. Is mentioning a name means invariably that
that person will be either your coworker or will disappear
off the face of the one.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Hundred fucking percent. So we are not mentioning the name. Sure, yeah,
absolutely I would. I would not. I wouldn't want this
person in my face all day still, but I would
have him around for a bit.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Interesting right now, very interesting.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I mean this is early days. We don't know if
he flosses or has skid marks yet, so like you know, well.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
He probably has been to jail and has a Masonic
back tattoo.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Easily that will be revealed with you.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Well, that's exciting. I love a November crush.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I like a winter crush, I do. Yeah. I like
a good friend that will help you out. I like
a winter crush. But I like the mythology of the
lore of me being don't put that man in my face.
I also love that you are always going for a
jock in our fmks. I love it. The part of
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the lore of the show is how much you love
a beefy little jock.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I think we've established I like a white guy in
a wrap and reggae. I like a jock, you know.
I like a shitty little vampire. I like a craggy
hot I mean, to be honest, taste is all over
the place, Like I really, I think I've established that
I and I think everyone's hot. So you know, I
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really don't have any any standards when it comes to romance.
I could easily have a crush on like anyone.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
So that's including the Blob, including that's not limited to
the Blob. Yeah, but these bonus episodes have been really
fun and truly unhinged. And make me laugh so hard
when we're recording them. Yeah, and even after when I'm
listening back, I'm like, we're just Lucy Goosey.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I love them too, and I like, you know, we
play the games, we like read you know, emails and
had voicemails. I feel like putting the voicemails in was
like a really big stroke of genius. I gotta say,
Casey O'Brien, our producer, was the one that suggested that,
and I love it comes through again always. Yeah, yeah,
(06:01):
I the bonus to me, I felt like we're I mean,
I liked doing normal episodes, but I also felt like
the bonus was just like a way for us to
just like talk a bunch of shit that was not
related to movies necessarily. I mean it did. I mean,
they were all came back to movies, but it was
like we could just like go hard on like music
or you know whatever, TV or lives whatever.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I do love it. It's been a lot of it's
been fun. It's been so much fun. We should do
a podcast of just bonus episodes and they'll be like
bonus to what what is what is this?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
The extra of I know, people, look, what is this?
Podcast about it, Like, I don't know, just talking absolute
shit like no no scope, no direction, and a couple
of assholes.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
It's just cat dog. It's like one as a cat,
one's a dog. They have no there they meet in
the middle, they have no They're just connected and they
doesn't do things. They run in different directions, they talk.
Who knows whow we are cat dog?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Did you just think of that or were you thinking
of this the entire time?
Speaker 4 (07:12):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I just thought of it.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yo, that's actually true. I'm obviously a dog.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah, only because you're more friendly.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yeah, I'm stupider. I'm definitely stupider.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
You're more friendly, you are more loving, and you have
a dog, whereas I am a little bit dubious about people.
I enjoy my time, I enjoy my time alone, and
I have cats.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Absolutely, which is fine. I mean people like have cats
and dogs in their same household, and I love cat people. Yeah, like,
I think we're That's why we've been a good match
over the past four years. It's because we have different
animal energies.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I agree. I agree, we're astrologically well matched in our friendship.
It's it's good, it's been good.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Definitely. Yeah, people don't realize that maybe, but an areas
and a Gemini, What the fuck?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
It's like a shark riding on a tiger.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Oh, it's like it is like somebody pumping air on
one of those like pumper things into a fireplace and
the fire rages. That's what air and fire do, so
air exacerbates the you know, the fire of the thing. So,
I mean we're perfectly matched. What else about us?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
And that's a good thing. Well, that's a good thing
because it's not easy to this is essentially a business.
It's not always easy to start a business with a friend.
So we were very well matched and we're lucky in
that way.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Yeah, I agree, And I think it's good that we're
This isn't like a complete Fleetwood Mac scenario where we
all hate each other afterwards and everyone's like suing each other.
I don't know, Like, I feel pretty good about everything
we've done. And I'm like you still, so that's great and.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Not only like yeah I love you, Yeah, exactly so,
And I think what else about us? Well, I can't
put the game Serial serial Killer her self care during
a bonus. I think was that in a mean episode
that just became a bonus thing.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I don't know did you pull you know, it's so
funn I don't even remember when we started that me either,
but when you brought it to the podcast, I was
kind of like, Okay, this is gonna this has legs
to stick around for a while.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Like, wait a minute, I do like answering these questions.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
This is difficult, I know. And then just like what
was it? Like there was this one time where you,
like I was just so certain you were going to
answer a certain way and you didn't, and I got
mad about it.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Oh that was the Trinobyl episode. That was the answer,
and I will never live it down. Everyone was livid
on your behalf. They were like, fuck you, that absolutely
should have been correct. You've talked about nothing else but
that show for like two years. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Well, like and perhaps like my worst showing was when
I admitted that I throw ices the freeway. Like people
were like, what the fuck you sociopath? And I'm like what.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
It is very rare that people criticize us after we
have our revelations on serial killer self care. A lot
of people identify with us. But in those two distinct examples,
which I think were, if not in the same I
think there might have been.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
It might have been the same bonus yet, right.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
If not, they were definitely back to back, and those
were some tough weeks where people were like, we don't
know about y'all anymore. Millie is revealing absolutely psychopathic behavior
chucking the ice out of a car window, and Danielle
you just like did a one eighty and pulled the
wool over her eyes for no fucking reason. I know
that was we cancel it.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
We canceled ourselves, is essentially what happened in that in
that episode.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
We lost a lot of faith. We lost a lot
of faith.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Well, hopefully we can redeem ourselves to this very last bonus.
I know, we've got like a bunch of voicemails. We
had some fun things to talk about.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Let's get into it.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Yeah, so we have a voicemail from George twenty seven
years old. She her pronouns and it is something about
unreliable narrators.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Hey, Milli and Danielle. I'm just dear washing the dishes
and listening to you guys talk about the dangers of
parasocial relationships. Well, eating leftover Tinese food after dancing the
night away with some of my best friends in the world,
and I guess it's just got me thinking about how
incredible is that we get to hear your amazing friendship
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week in week out, and how much you guys just
fill each outh with joy and laughter. I guess that's
just an incredible thing, and it makes me hopeful that
when I'm your age, I'm gonna have just as much
fun and Latin joy with the people who I care
deeply about. It's wonderful feeling. Anyway. I don't really have
(12:11):
too many questions. More just wanted to say thank you
so much for everything you do. I guess my only
question would be, what are your favorite movies with unreliable narrators,
something that ties it together beautifully at the end. Thank
you so much.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
By wow God, I feel so calm.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I know, like, George, do you do audio books or
will you do like a calm app recording for us?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
That was straight up ASMR.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
I think it was very relaxed, very relaxing voice, and
I love that it comes on the If that's how
you sound after you've gone out with your friends dancing
for a night, you need to make I hope this
is part of your professional life that you are a
professional talker.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Yeah, and what the ossiac said is that, did I
hear a little bit of that?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Man, I gotta get you to, like, you know, create
something to where I can, you know, if I'm having
a panic attack or something, I can just like flip
you on and feel better. Cheez amazing.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Oh that was wonderful. What do you think about the
question though, Georgie's question about unreliable narrators?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yeah, I thought about this. I mean, I mean I
think that like one of my favorites is from The Swimmer,
which is a movie we did just a couple episodes ago. Yeah,
I mean there's you know a lot of crime films
that have that element to it. I don't know, I'm
trying to think of what do you have you have
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anything top of mind?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Top of mind? Which is weird because it's not even
like my favorite movie or anything. But I love that
little freaking atonement. Oh yeah, like just absolutely not just
unreliable but diabolical, but brings it together in the end
in a in a way that felt like, oh yeah,
it felts good.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Well, And like I think we talked about Gone Girl,
which we were like, did we want to do that
for the podcast. I guess we've ran out of time. Well,
we talked about doing it at some point, but yeah,
that would be one. I think, oh, kind of like
a tonement in that way.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Or we did we did cover Frailty. Oh that's right,
that's is a great movie with an unreliable narrator.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yeah, yeah, I mean honestly, like I'm thinking, yeah, I
mean I actually want to revisit Gone Girl, so or
even like we hadn't we didn't.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Do that's kind of a good example the effect. Yeah, yeah,
there's a lot. There's a lot of those, are the
ones that come like top of mine, but Gone Girl
for sure. Yeah, there's just there's just a tonement that
little girl's still a little freak, such a little freak,
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ruined lives.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Okay, if you put in if you put in Google
right now, unreliable narrator movies. Why does Forrest Gump come up? What? Yeah,
here was Gumb?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Here we go. I knew we weren't getting out of
our last bonus with up bringing up Forrest Gump?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Like, is he an unreliable narrator?
Speaker 2 (15:30):
I mean the man does claim to have run cross
country for like years on end Okay, and He's in
every popular pop cultural moment that ever existed since his birth.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yo, I've never thought about that, So he could be
just like a fucking liar, yea forstcum Yeah you think
he created the Shit Happens T shirt? Do you think
that he did?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Hell no, he didn't. I don't think he created the
happy Face thing either. There's no way the man had
that level of obliviousness to not realize that he is
part of some of the top pop cultural moments in
the nation. I think he's a deeply unreliable narrator.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I always thought that the T shirt bumper sticker session
of that movie was the most ridiculous. Like, I was like, so,
you're trying to tell me that Forrest Gum created the
Shit Happens T shirt?
Speaker 2 (16:29):
I mean the man doesn't even say shit, can't even
letter the words.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
I was like, this movie is already too fucking long.
You couldn't trim this like section. It's just so over
the top.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
He sounds like a man who you would sit next
to at a bar, and with every beer he becomes
more and more self important, Like, yeah, I created the
shit Happened shirt?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
I mean you wordy to believe I'm willing to believe
that he is a ping pong champion, only to believe
that he uh bought stock in Apple and became a trillionaire.
There's a couple of things that I'm like, okay, whatever,
but the fucking T shirt bumper sticker thing was just
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so over the top. I'm like, no, this is this
is what makes this movie ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Bridge too far, Bridge too far. Wow.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Yeah, that's thinking about him as an unreliable narrator. That's amazing.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Think of it. Think of Forrest Gump as a fucking liar.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
What a liar? And there was a few episodes ago
defending him against Jenny and now I'm like, fuck him.
It's a rich text. That's why we keep we keep
talking about it.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Well, thanks George for everything, for talking to us, for
calming us down, and for sending him your great question.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
And we do have another voicemail, this one from Rave
and the subject is Bad Bitches of the Nineties.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Hello, ladies, my name is Ravey, originally from Pittsburgh, PA.
Been living in Los Angeles for the last decade and
I'm really inspired by the thought of a Bad Bitches
of the Nineties playlist and I think it should be
a living, breathing thing that everybody contributes to. So I'm
going to contribute five tunes for this playlist, and they
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are PJ. Harvey down by the Water, Liz Fair, super Nova,
Queen Latifah, You and I t Y, Fiona Apple Criminal
and the song used to great effect in Natural Born
Killers that would be L seven and shit List. I
want to hear your contributions. I want everybody to email
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in songs, and let's just make this playlist truly epic
because this is the best music of our lifetimes.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Love the pod.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Keep doing what you're doing. I look forward to it
every week.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Be well, these people have incredible voice.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
I know Raby sounds like a drive time DJ.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Well, it sounds like like they're on K rock or something.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
One awesome, power, powerful boy. I like this. I like
hearing our listeners. Although do not listen to a thing,
Raby says, because we are ending the podcast in like
four days, who do not send us songs for a
playlist that will not materialize from our end.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
I mean, I might check it, but if I'm not
creating it, sure, oh sure.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
But what do you think? Do you have any bad bitches?
Of the Nineties playlist suggestions to add to that great list.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
I have a bad Bitches of the Nineties playlist that
I posted. Yeah, that's we think you about it on
this podcast I posted it. It's on Spotify. H I
think has at least two of those songs, if not
all of them.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Bear Men's two of those songs. I listened to that playlist.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Yeah, it's called a Gorgeous Mistake. It's basically for my
intense women who love hard and we're you know, we're
you know, crush velvet dresses in the nineties when you know,
things of that nature, carrying a giant purse with like
four pairs of shoes in it from the hippie store
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in the mall. But you know, but hey, listen ravy
if you want to, if you want to do like
a a group activity, and you know, after we're done
and get together and make playlists with X. I saw
what you did. Pop listeners by all means.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Tag us tag us on Instagram. If you do, yeah,
I would. I would only add there's a couple of
bands that don't exist anymore that I only know from
having their CD. Like it's that indie like indie indie.
But there was a band called Hail h A I
L and I don't even know. I don't think they
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ever did another record. The woman who's saying who created
that band or sing those songs was wonderful. I would
put every single one of them on a playlist. I'm
looking at your spot though, and.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Well, I mean, quite honestly, my number one bad bitch
in the nineties is Shnade O'Connor and the album I
Do Not Want What I Haven't Got is a fucking masterpiece.
I would just put that entire album on a playlist
and be like, this is a bad bitch from the.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Nineties top to bottom.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Yeah, but there's usual suspects on that Spotify playlist that
I made. I mean it's like, you know, PJ. Liz
fair Shade, like some concrete blonde, some Fiona Apples on there.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I would throw some empty light on there.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Yeah, uh huh. I mean actually, like, if you want
to talk about bad bitch's you know rap addition, that's
like this whole other hole to fall into because there's
so many of that. I mean, you can't play with
my yo yo.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
I mean, I rock rough in tough with my afro Puffs.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
I mean, there is j Blige. You can put Eric
about Doo on there. I mean, the list goes on
EMPC Light. I was a huge fan of EMC Light.
Absolutely kick this one here from me to my DJ.
You know technotronic. I mean, I guess that's like late
or late eighties, early nineties, yad kid K. You could
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put you know, JJ Fat on there, maybe later JJ
fan Salmn Pepper in there, like Horny era, Horny Horny
saltn Pepper, Like they were always horny, but then they
doubled down, you know.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Then they made a whole horny album.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Yeah, TLC Condom and One Eye the Glasses era, Like, honestly.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
There is no shortage of bad bitches in the nineties.
It really was the best era. And I'm not even
getting into like the deep punk or you know, there
is a lot more that we could put on this list,
but we're not going to make the playlist because we're done.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Yeah, you can put Babes and Toil in on there, guys,
like come.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
On, oh oh god, I'm looking right at it right now.
It's not Babes and Toiland like Rasputina, Oh my, got
some Rasputina on there. Why not. Although we got I
gotta I gotta say, we have definitely given some options
for this playlist, But I just want to run down
(23:27):
a brief listing of your public playlist titles, which are
the best thing I've ever seen in my life. You're
very good at naming a playlist. Okay, so one of
them is Sixties Vegas Coke Bloat.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
That is, unfortunately, my most famous playlist. That truly is,
like I believe. Come up to me in public and
talk about that. They're like, you created the Coke Bloat,
the sixties Float playlist.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
I'm like, yeah, there are hundreds of people who have
saved this playlist, but it's my legacy. I also love
most intense songs of childhood. True, I do love Uh,
don't get me wrong. He's a nice guy. You belong
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to the city.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Oh yeah, that's like you know, that's like an eighties
that's like a Dawn Henley. Uh you know, yes, sas
heavy cocaine nights, like maybe a little uh you know,
there's like uh some man Hunter lighting on that playlist.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
We also have put the cheese on the sociables from
Three Women.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Of course, that's that's a psychotic Shelley Duvall as the
character from Three Women playlist.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
We have a blue leather skirt with matching sweater.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Okay, there's only a certain number of people that will
understand what that feels like. And you had to have
a mom in the late eighties that wore sets like
outfit sets that incorporated leather patches.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
It is so good. And then this is I would argue,
just based on the number of saves, your actual most favorite,
most favorite playlist eighties Wall Street Cocaine Playlist.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
I don't know why cocaine is a big influence on playlist.
I've never even done cocaine, so you know, but I
seem to be influenced by it a lot.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
But it plays a big role in a lot of music.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Yeah, I mean that is is like that was definitely
inspired by American Psycho incredible.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
And my favorite playlist, which is not public, but my
favorite playlist that you've ever me it's called tight pants
workout of course.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Yeah, heavy metal where you're like blasting your delts to.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
That absolute well beautiful. Thank you so much Raby for
calling in great question. A lot of options somebody else
will make the playlist, but thank you so much. For
contacting us.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
So our next uh is an email from Elizabeth slash Moose.
Is it moose? From me? You can't do that on television?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Is it moose as in my cruel childhood family nickname?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Oh what?
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Yeah? My family called me Moose because I was a
beefy little bitch.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Yo, fuck them.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
And I was tall, Like what you don't They didn't
know how tall I was going to be. So when
I came out and I was like all roles, they
were like, look at this babbage. Oh my god, and
my family will shame baby. They have no problem with that.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Yeah, no, god, I can't even tell you.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
It made me tough. It made me sad and have
to go to therapy, but it made me tough.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
That listen, we're all we're all going through it. Our
families were fucked up. But Elizabeth slash Moose uses she
her pronouns and this one is entitled FMK Extraterrestrial Edition.
Hello ladies, love you both, love the pot. I've got
an FMK for you guys, based off of the aliens
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in three of my favorite movies. Your podcast is the
highlight of my week as it gives me a brief
reprieve from the chaos of motherhood. Thanks for everything you do,
Elizabeth slash Moose. Are you ready for this? FMK?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
I'm so ready.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
I feel like we've done one of these before, but
it doesn't matter. It's all about a vibe in the
current moment. Okay, so FMK. Extraterrestrial edition the Zeno Morph,
the Predator and the Thing.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Okay, I'm going in off the dome fast and loose.
Fuck the press editor, marry the xenomorph, kill the thing.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Woo, okay the thing.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
You're killing the thing only because I don't remember what
the thing is.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
See, I just googled it too, and I'm like.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
I'm like, wait, what did it do? Out of the kill?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (28:18):
I forget?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Am I supposed to believe that the thing looks like
when that guy's face explode, like like when he has
his giant face, like the teeth come out of the face.
Is that the thing?
Speaker 2 (28:32):
I think?
Speaker 4 (28:32):
So?
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Either way, I just don't like the name, like I'm
killing it. Huh.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
It's just for some reason, thought you'd marry the thing
because you he he she, it would be out of
town a lot. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
This is why I chose my other answers. I'm fucking
the predator, because what alien wild thyme gonna be a story?
Can't see it? Sometimes you can't even see the fucking predator.
Sometimes got like those those rows of teeth that look
like sabertoothed tigers with dreadlocks. Yeah, and that clicking sound.
I'm fucking that. But I'm gonna marry this zeno morph
(29:11):
if I'm not mistaken. That is from alien? Correct? Yes, correct,
So xeno morph from alien?
Speaker 5 (29:17):
Why?
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Always in space, always trying to get people off the ship,
always trying to get people out of their goddamn way.
They got that big old head. They can see, very
helpful around the house. They got the crazy claw hands, yeah, yeah,
yeah they can. They can handle the the vermin on
the farm. I will marry a xenomorph, yeah, and then
(29:41):
again kill the thing because I don't know what you
are a thing. I don't know anything about you. I
don't feel like I can fuck you or marry you.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Yeah it seems a little suss Yeah, okay, interesting, This
is all interesting. Information makes me know you just a
little bit better than I did before.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Of course, Well what about you?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Okay, here's what I'm thinking, This is what I've been
cooking up as you were talking. I am going to
fuck the Zeno Morph. I'm going to marry the predator. Duh.
I'll also kill the thing. And here's why. So the
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zeno morph has that tail. You know what they say
what they do?
Speaker 2 (30:28):
They say, big tail, weird sex, bigtail, don't fuck. It
is clearly an animal that's beast.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Reality don't even know if that's a tail. We don't
know what that thing is. I'm looking at pictures where
the thing is coming up between its legs. So maybe
it's actually like a sex organ. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Maybe it's a back dog. We don't know. It could
be a back dog.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
It is a back dog, perhaps back yeah, I I
that looks like something i'd probably party with. Now I'm
gonna tell you something about the Predator. I kind of
feel like the Predator is kind of like my big
boy Daniel Colua type that I've been looking for my
(31:15):
whole life, my beefy Daniel Coluia from Nope.
Speaker 6 (31:25):
An alien form, an alien form like my little my
little thick country boy, even though he's from another planet.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Fucking predator with DANIELA. You gotta show more of your work.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
I don't know. I don't know why I think this
because he looks a little thick. He's got like thick thighs,
you know, he's kind of got. He's got beef beefy
shoulders and arms like you know, substantial, like he just
got out of the military or something. I don't like.
There's some like mill terry vibes there, So I'm like, okay.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
Like.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
I would want to be with Predator forever, that's the case.
And then uh and then yeah, kill them the thing
because I'm very unclear with what the thing actually looks like.
I don't know if it just embodies the thing that
it kills, and that's just not enough to go on.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
So I'm solidly there with with your answers.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
I gotta tell you, over the course of this podcast,
we have had to consider a lot of weird shit
for me all when it comes to an FMK, truly
not just characters, but like objects, concepts, concepts, concepts like
whether or not you would either fuck or marry a
(32:49):
concept is I'm like a good thing that we're both
some like weird bitches that would do something that like
we're thought experiment queens. Because honestly, most people would be like,
I don't know, we were talking like.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
I can't even begin to try to answer that.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Like and give like a very rational response to why
you would marry the blob or we know, like something
like very thought, be rich Dracula, like we've seen it all.
We've heard and seen it all from you all.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
So oh that this as our last FMK, perhaps it
was pretty epic, So thank you so much, Elizabeth slash Moose.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
That's right. Thanks.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Our next email is kind of my favorite of all time.
It's for you, it is for me. It is short
and sweet to the point. The subject is pen and
the body of the email is simply Uniball signal two
(33:56):
oh seven retractable gel pen Ultra micro zero point three
to eight millimeter. And this is from Valerie. So you'll
remember a few weeks ago I did say if you
have a favorite pen, email me. Valerie is the only
person that took me up on this. Now let me
also say I agree with Valerie that the Uniball Signal
(34:17):
two seven retractable gel pen Ultra micro zero point three
eight millimeter is the Cadillac of over the counterpens.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Absolutely right.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
If you're going for if you're going for an upgrade
from the the BIC. This is what you want to get.
This is a professional pen. It doesn't leak through most pages.
It's got a nice scratchiness to it that I appreciate.
It is not my favorite pen, but it is the
Cadillac of over the counterpens. My favorite pen is a
Mujie Gelling zero point three to eight millimeter in gray
(34:51):
or navy blue. And I like the click ones because
a click is great for throwing on a book at
underlining and not having to worry about it leaking all
over your bag or whatever. Yeah, Moojie is my favorite.
But this is the Cadillac of over the counter pens,
which I'm sure most people didn't even realize existed. Over
the counterpins. It's the thing.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Oh yeah, over the counterpins. I ah, I think I have.
The last time I bought a pen was the Uni
Ball jet Stream. Is that the one?
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Those are different pens. The jet Stream is a newer one.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Oh, I see, but it was It was in the
Uti Ball family. So the last pet I bought, according
to a website where I buy things, is Uniball jet
Stream zero point seven.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
See that's a bit for me. The point seven a
bit thick for me.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Yeah, I like a seven. I like a point seven
like a thick boy, as you know. So but yeah,
the family in the in the family. But it's so
funny because I thought we were gonna get like you
put the call out for people, and maybe it's just
early days because that episode did not. Like, I feel
like we're gonna get pens constantly after we sign off,
(36:12):
Like I think people are gonna continuously send us their
pen recommendations.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
You have to tell me what they say.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
I also started fuck with pencils. Yeah for a while,
like for at least the past couple of years. Pencils.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
So I got those black Wings.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
I don't know how you feel about what's your favorite pencil?
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Do you know my favorite pencil is a black Wing?
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Of course one hundred percent of what the first I mean,
look what I got. This is the black Wing pencil sharp.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
It's the only pens and pencils writing utensils are the
only way that I'm outwardly very bougie. I think, yes,
like I'm not just going down and buying a pack
of taekwondo rogas from CBS No Amateur. That was from
when I knew nothing from pens. But I'm also not
at the Fountain pen level of pen appreciation. Mmmmmm. And
(37:08):
I think that's the final boss of pen love.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
So I have a Katie Perry pencil. Why he gave
me a Katy Perry pencil? Now I'm just looking on
my pencils.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
How dare you show that to me? After I just
said I am boogie about my pens, Like, here's my
Holly Hobby pencil?
Speaker 1 (37:31):
I know right? Absolutely, Yo, look at this. This is
an original Daily Show with John Stewart pencil.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Oh snap, that's the collector's item.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Oh Sure's fuck? Is this is when I went to
the Daily Show in the late nineties. Oh my still
is hosting the original time that he hosted. So I
got some collector's items around here, not gonna lie.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Not gonna brag, but I got some pencils.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Couple of pencils. This is interesting though, Thank you for
telling us about this. Literally, the only thing Valerie wrote
is just the brand of the pen.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
That earns more respect from me than you could possibly imagine.
The subject is pen. I want to get that tattooed
on me. Just penn. Here it is? You know what
it is? You asked for it so good. Oh, I
love it well. Our last ever email on a bonus
(38:32):
episode is from Chad, Who's is he hymn pronouns. The
subject is thank you for the laughs.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Milli and Danielle former film production assistant here a lifetime ago.
My biggest claim to fame was that I got the
opportunity to work on Gone Girl when it filmed in
my home state of Missouri. I'm in a different line
of business and now living in Austin, Texas, but my
love of film has continued to be a constant in
my life. I had to find finally email because I'm
(39:01):
obsessed with y'all's podcast. I love the way you guys
communicate and the perspectives you share. I also appreciate that
your podcast discusses a multitude of films, because sometimes you
just want to turn your brain off and be entertained.
I love the random pop culture references, quote count from
Sesame Streets, Disco period, the Pure Moods compilation, et cetera.
(39:23):
I have a multitude of screen recordings of clips from
y'all's episodes that I like to send to my friends
and sister with no context and revisit when I need
a laugh. The Harry Potter Kids being referred to as
three bastards continues to be a.
Speaker 5 (39:37):
Favorite, as well as Yell confusing Toady's for tote the
wetsprocket and your discussion on what's buried in the sand
at the beach quote full.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Fucking diapers and quote kills me.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
God, I can't even believe we said any of that.
I don't remember saying any of those.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Things that said. I recently recently watched Freddie versus Jason
for the first time with a friend. Horrible fucking movie.
But leads me to my question. If you could see
a face off movie between any two movie characters, who
would you pit against each other? And why does not
have to be horror Icon specifically. Thank you for all
(40:24):
the laughs, Chad, Oh god, Chad, thank you for making
us laugh at our own unreal.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Unreal, Oh good?
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Do you have anything off the dome for this?
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Okay, this is gonna be a bit of a stretch,
but I feel like once I say it, the wheels
will just start turning. The Hollywood wheels could start turning
the minute I say this. I think there needs to
be a face off between Mario and Luigi from Super
(41:05):
Mario Brothers.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Okay, say more brother versus brother. I'm already there.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Italian Brothers. This this could be a whole new area,
Like I mean, the likes of which we haven't seen
since the Godfather trilogy. Like if you made a dark,
like a really dark version of the Super Mario Brothers
(41:31):
right where they were in business together and the plumbing business,
they part ways. You know, there's like warring, you know,
factions within the family. Then you kind of bring in
these like ancillary characters like the fucking princesses, you know,
(41:52):
the goombas, the burdos like these these are like characters
in the world like Birdo, you know from the second
Super Mario Brothers where it's like, you know, shooting eggs
out of its fucking mouth. Like that could be like,
you know, kind of like an affiliate of like a
Sunny Corleone type of person.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
You know.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
I just feel like dark Mafia adjacent Super Mario Brothers
would kill. Tell me it wouldn't kill.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
Not only would it kill franchise theme park rides.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
One hundred percent, uh Mario Kart. A dark Mario Kart
would be like the new Fast and Nefurious series. There'd
be like twelve leads a fucking you know, and then
each each one of the cars like it's got its own,
like you know, familiar situation like dry Bones guys got
(42:53):
his like whole family of like fucking skeleton turtles that
like come to the races and it's like every one's
kind of like it's the it's the race wars of Like, dude,
I'm telling you that that whole, that whole like like
whatever it is, IP is so deep. But if you
(43:14):
took it dark and very serious, man, it would just
it would kill I'm just telling you.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
I said, we give it a go. We try to
pitch the idea because I also agree, what's the worst
that can happen? They make it? Well, then we just
laugh and have a great time with this movie.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
What could what is the worst thing happen? Like, there's
so many worst case scenarios happening right now in Hollywood
that you could do a fucking This would be absolutely
a hit. I guarantee it one hundred fucking percent. What
about you?
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Well, as per usual, I'm going to darker turn uh huh,
and I right away top of mind, this is what's
wrong with me. This is my first thought, no joke,
when I read this question. I want to see Ben
from Leaving Las Vegas versus Martha from Who's Afraid of
(44:12):
Virginia Wolf Jesus chol drunk versus drunks by versus Spot
Who's Who's Who's gonna ruin? Who's gonna wear each other
down to a nub first?
Speaker 1 (44:26):
And then it's like Michelle Pfeiffer from When a Man
Loves a Woman coming in there.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
At some point and be like, I got you, we
get sub we can do an all. Michelle Pfeiffer from
When a Man Loves a Woman and Arthur Dudley Moore
from Arthur. I want to get them in a cage
match and see what is up.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
I'm sorry I actually met Meg Ryan, by the way,
not even Michelle pier Ryan. I forgot she's in When
a Man Loves a Woman. I barely rem remember that
movie as you can tell. However, Arthur, because he's a whimsical.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Drunk, right, you think until he gets in that ring
with Martha.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
She's gonna decimate it.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
She's gonna decimate most of them.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
Yeah, what about the fucking thin man, folks?
Speaker 2 (45:20):
I don't like to like, what are we doing.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
A battle royale of all the famous Hollywood movie drunks.
Is that what we're doing?
Speaker 2 (45:26):
I think we should? I think remember that who was
that MTV show where they did claimation fights? Oh?
Speaker 1 (45:33):
What is that show called?
Speaker 2 (45:35):
Uh celebrity celebrity deathmatch death match? Yes, yeah, we're doing
celebrity death match with famous film drunks. First thought in
Clay and Clay claymation, that is what's wrong with me
in a nutshell? Didn't think of anything fun like Mario Karr,
(45:57):
didn't think of anything whimsical instantly like who is the drunkest,
most miserable person? Get them together?
Speaker 1 (46:05):
I want to see two people battling their demons and
each other. That would be the fucking log line for
that shit. Give me a check, Got me a check,
I got a chick, Give me Come on, Hollywood. Ah.
(46:26):
This is the one thing I will say about our podcast.
Over the past four years, we have provided so many
business ideas. Thank you, so many Hollywood fucking stone cold
blockbuster franchise hits.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
So many.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
Script ideas. I don't know, like, if you go back
through the episodes, you will see just the brain trust
of ideas that people can steal from us.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
From time immemoriam. We have been trying to positively affect
the world of entertainment with our incredible ideas. Why is
nobody taking them? Our next step should be making a list,
going back, listening to every episode, making a list, and
(47:11):
just getting this train rolling the middle aged theme park.
Come on.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
There was even one from one hundred years ago when
we started the Diva Cup. It was like a de
holder up splashback protector where it's basically like if you're
in public and like your diva you pull out your
Diva cup, it's like a way to like protect it
from like hitting the ground or whatever.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
It was like a little curtain that would come out
around us.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
Well, I think it was like a cur u privacy
decency curt from when you have to like wash your
Diva cup in a public sake or somebody was like
some crazy shark tank shit and I was like, don't
know why we're not millionaires?
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Why is nobody notified? Mark Cuban, there are two geniuses
out here, yo.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
We would get like Draymond Green on that ship. He
would be he never never invests, but he would be
like I love it.
Speaker 2 (48:17):
I don't even know what it is, but I love it.
Never see a couple, let's do it.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
I'm like, we're gonna put the Shawn John logo on it.
I don't give a ship.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
I can't say that because he is that like criminal.
Oh my god, oh god, oh god.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
I'm going to miss these business ideas episodes.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
They don't We can just have a business meeting once
a week and pitch our crazy idea. We don't have that.
I mean, no one else will be privy to them.
We can keep our own running list. Why not?
Speaker 1 (48:51):
Yeah? Why not?
Speaker 2 (48:52):
Oh my goodness?
Speaker 1 (48:53):
This is so I meant to say? Is it? Did
I say that? Right? Am I thinking about Draymond Green
in the basketball play? A? Who?
Speaker 2 (49:01):
Am I thinking of the shark?
Speaker 1 (49:03):
Who's on Shark Tank?
Speaker 2 (49:04):
Who are the Sharks?
Speaker 1 (49:05):
Damon John? That's his name?
Speaker 2 (49:07):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (49:08):
God him confused again?
Speaker 2 (49:09):
Do I do a picket?
Speaker 1 (49:11):
No?
Speaker 2 (49:13):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (49:13):
It's last Who gives a fuck? It's our last time.
If I got Draymond Green from the Warriors and fucking
the Shawn John guy confuses anybody gonna care? No, but
p he's a fucking criminal. Yeah, the one we'll get
(49:36):
out of jail because he sued me for miss mistaking
the Shawn John guy with the Golden State Warriors guy.
Speaker 2 (49:46):
Also, I'm looking at the Wikipedia page. There's been a
lot of sharks and a lot of guests sharks.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
Oh and Damon john Is He's not even the Shawn
John guy. He's actually the Fuboo guy. I'm an idiot.
Was Draymond Green on Shark hold on?
Speaker 2 (50:00):
Now, I gotta look Damon John is on. I don't
think Draymond Green was on.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
No, that's what I meant. I got them confused.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
Yeah, Jeff Foxworthy was on fucking Shark Tank. Is a
guest judge for what?
Speaker 1 (50:15):
Does he have enough money to invest in people's businesses?
Speaker 2 (50:18):
Apparently? I mean he does have like that whole I
mean he he has to be the new king of
Branson once Yakov's mir and Off hopefully retired.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
I think Jeff Foxworthy went to my college or some
weird shit like that, or maybe it was one of
the what what's the group? The Redneck Comedians of comedy,
that whole thing that happened for a while.
Speaker 2 (50:49):
Wow, I did not I do not know enough. I'm
realizing about Shark Tank because I didn't know that Bamba's
appeared on Shark Tank.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
Oh yeah, bring camera.
Speaker 2 (51:01):
Yeah what so they've literally invested in real businesses that
have become quite successful.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
Don't you remember. I don't know if you remember this,
but the Lobster guys used to have a shop down
in West Hollywood off of Santa Monica, like over like
you know, going towards Beverly Hills or whatever. There was
like the Lobster guys that was on the show, and
I was like, oh my god, they're from Shark Tank.
Speaker 2 (51:28):
Why I, for some reason did not consider that any
of these were real businesses. Yeah, I know, I thought
it was just an entertainment TV show, but nope, they're
real businesses.
Speaker 1 (51:40):
Absolutely absolutely.
Speaker 2 (51:42):
But well I love a bomba sock.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
So thanks, yeah, thanks so much for investing.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
I mean, scrub Daddy, worst name for a company, great product,
got one.
Speaker 1 (51:53):
In my kitchen as we speak.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
So thanks, Thanks Shark Tank, and.
Speaker 1 (52:00):
Honestly, thank you Chad. Thank you for setting up this
question about, you know, face offs between movie characters.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
Somehow we got to Shark Tank and all just all.
Speaker 1 (52:12):
The nice stuff you made me, you made us remember
that we talked about so many weird things, so.
Speaker 2 (52:22):
Truly this was It was a wonderful trip down memory
lane and in true bonus episode regular episode content, I
don't know how we got to shark tank from Ben
versus Martha, but we did it. We are special that way.
We're special that way, and I love it too, and
(52:45):
I'll miss it, and I'm just so glad that you you,
we all had this chance to talk to and with
each other through our bonus episode, So thank you.
Speaker 1 (52:54):
I agree, it was great hearing from y'all. I'm glad
we got to do them. It felt like, you know,
a real chill hang where we got to just kind
of like again just sit in our toplessness and you know,
hear from our listeners, which y'all are all super cool
and funny. And yeah, I'm gonna miss it.
Speaker 2 (53:13):
So thank you for being with us all these years.
Speaker 1 (53:18):
Well I would do a wrap up, but you know,
I mean, I guess if you want, if you want
to email us post show end, post bonus end, we
are at a sow which did pot at gmail dot com.
I'll be checking that shit for a little bit at least. Yeah,
So if y'all just want to throw some shit in there,
voicemails or whatnot, and then TBD on like if the
(53:38):
peel box is going to exist, I guess it just
depends on how far out I pay the bill. Quite honestly,
do I have this for another year?
Speaker 2 (53:47):
What's going on here?
Speaker 1 (53:48):
Yeah? I forgot, but if uh we also have, we'll
have that until the time comes.
Speaker 2 (53:55):
And our social media you can We're not giving up
the name, so it'll be there dormant possibly, but that
might be a good place for a while to get
some updates on us. Maybe we'll post a couple of
like if Millie's doing events, we can put them on
the I saw pod page or something, you know. Yeah, absolutely,
thank you, thank you, thank you for all the years
(54:16):
of greatness and silliness.
Speaker 1 (54:19):
Yes, we love you all. And Danielle I love you too.
As always a fucking pleasure doing this podcast with you.
Speaker 2 (54:26):
I love you the most. It's a blast.
Speaker 1 (54:28):
Bye bye.
Speaker 2 (54:36):
This has been an exactly right production. Our senior producer
is Casey O'Brien. Episode mixing and theme music by Tom Bryfogel,
artwork by Garrett Ross. Our executive producers are Georgia hart Start,
Karen kil Gareff, and Daniel Kramer. You can follow us
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Hey, everybody, welcome to the last Bonus episode. I saw
what you did. My name is Millie and Jericho.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I'm Danielle Henderson.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Hmm.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
How are we feeling? How are we feeling about this?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
When the last while I feel weird about it? Yeah,
because we're not I mean, I mean, how are people
gonna talk to us?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Now?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Well they can talk. We'rep lockdown. You cannot get to me,
of course, but.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
We're still topless. We were doing a topless lest We
always do our bonus episodes topless. The first topless podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Tits are out.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yes, the bottoms are still on, just the no tops
because it's November.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
We reverse porky pig in it.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
When did we? That is so funn that we I
think many years ago that was a joke. And then
we've just like told people that we do bonus topless,
and then we forget that we do them topless and
we just mention it. I love that about us, be honest.
I love our lore, our mythology.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I like our mythology. Keep making up stuff, y'all.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
The mythology like some common mythologies. I will remember, one
being that you do not want a partner that is
around you in any kind of way, even if they're
the blob, even if even if they're like uh uh
(01:45):
for a crypto creature like a vampire, a werewolf, You're
always looking to be around them.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I'm going for the one every time that has a job, yes,
has something to do outside of the house. Although I
will say I do have a new crush and I
texted our friend, well, I texted my friend and our
friend of the show, Matt Fraction, and I said, hey,
I have this crush. I think you can help because
(02:13):
I think you know people that know this crush ooh,
and texted him like you know. I sent like four
messages and his response his first response was, it sounds
like you've been hacked. Like I was so hyper about
this crush. It like, are you okay? It sounds like
you've been hacked. He's definitely helping me, because as we know,
(02:34):
Matt Fraction is a stand up dude and we love
him a lot.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
That's so wonderful.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
But it was just I'm like, yeah, I know, that's
how it feels in my heart. I feel insane, like
makes me feel insane.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Is he going to arrange like a meet cute where
you guys meet in public and then he's at the
bar as a mistake, a stranger like Matt Fraction is
like wearing like a trench coat, and he's like, Oh,
I'm just like monitoring the scenario, deeply alful. It's too bad.
He'd be good at that.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I think he'd be up for but I doubt he
has the time. But yeah, but he's I think, you know,
we're going to try to see what if I can
meet this this guy. But the reason I say that
is that if I meet this this dude, I feel
like I would like to be around.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Don't say anything more because we don't want to jinx.
This is another bit of lore that that was created
over the years. Is mentioning a name means invariably that
that person will be either your coworker or will disappear
off the face of the one.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Hundred fucking percent. So we are not mentioning the name. Sure, yeah,
absolutely I would. I would not. I wouldn't want this
person in my face all day still, but I would
have him around for a bit.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Interesting right now, very interesting.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I mean this is early days. We don't know if
he flosses or has skid marks yet, so like you know, well.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
He probably has been to jail and has a Masonic
back tattoo.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Easily that will be revealed with you.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Well, that's exciting. I love a November crush.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I like a winter crush, I do. Yeah. I like
a good friend that will help you out. I like
a winter crush. But I like the mythology of the
lore of me being don't put that man in my face.
I also love that you are always going for a
jock in our fmks. I love it. The part of
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the lore of the show is how much you love
a beefy little jock.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I think we've established I like a white guy in
a wrap and reggae. I like a jock, you know.
I like a shitty little vampire. I like a craggy
hot I mean, to be honest, taste is all over
the place, Like I really, I think I've established that
I and I think everyone's hot. So you know, I
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really don't have any any standards when it comes to romance.
I could easily have a crush on like anyone.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
So that's including the Blob, including that's not limited to
the Blob. Yeah, but these bonus episodes have been really
fun and truly unhinged. And make me laugh so hard
when we're recording them. Yeah, and even after when I'm
listening back, I'm like, we're just Lucy Goosey.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I love them too, and I like, you know, we
play the games, we like read you know, emails and
had voicemails. I feel like putting the voicemails in was
like a really big stroke of genius. I gotta say,
Casey O'Brien, our producer, was the one that suggested that,
and I love it comes through again always. Yeah, yeah,
(06:01):
I the bonus to me, I felt like we're I mean,
I liked doing normal episodes, but I also felt like
the bonus was just like a way for us to
just like talk a bunch of shit that was not
related to movies necessarily. I mean it did. I mean,
they were all came back to movies, but it was
like we could just like go hard on like music
or you know whatever, TV or lives whatever.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I do love it. It's been a lot of it's
been fun. It's been so much fun. We should do
a podcast of just bonus episodes and they'll be like
bonus to what what is what is this?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
The extra of I know, people, look, what is this?
Podcast about it, Like, I don't know, just talking absolute
shit like no no scope, no direction, and a couple
of assholes.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
It's just cat dog. It's like one as a cat,
one's a dog. They have no there they meet in
the middle, they have no They're just connected and they
doesn't do things. They run in different directions, they talk.
Who knows whow we are cat dog?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Did you just think of that or were you thinking
of this the entire time?
Speaker 4 (07:12):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I just thought of it.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yo, that's actually true. I'm obviously a dog.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah, only because you're more friendly.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yeah, I'm stupider. I'm definitely stupider.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
You're more friendly, you are more loving, and you have
a dog, whereas I am a little bit dubious about people.
I enjoy my time, I enjoy my time alone, and
I have cats.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Absolutely, which is fine. I mean people like have cats
and dogs in their same household, and I love cat people. Yeah, like,
I think we're That's why we've been a good match
over the past four years. It's because we have different
animal energies.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I agree. I agree, we're astrologically well matched in our friendship.
It's it's good, it's been good.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Definitely. Yeah, people don't realize that maybe, but an areas
and a Gemini, What the fuck?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
It's like a shark riding on a tiger.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Oh, it's like it is like somebody pumping air on
one of those like pumper things into a fireplace and
the fire rages. That's what air and fire do, so
air exacerbates the you know, the fire of the thing. So,
I mean we're perfectly matched. What else about us?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
And that's a good thing. Well, that's a good thing
because it's not easy to this is essentially a business.
It's not always easy to start a business with a friend.
So we were very well matched and we're lucky in
that way.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Yeah, I agree, And I think it's good that we're
This isn't like a complete Fleetwood Mac scenario where we
all hate each other afterwards and everyone's like suing each other.
I don't know, Like, I feel pretty good about everything
we've done. And I'm like you still, so that's great and.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Not only like yeah I love you, Yeah, exactly so,
And I think what else about us? Well, I can't
put the game Serial serial Killer her self care during
a bonus. I think was that in a mean episode
that just became a bonus thing.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I don't know did you pull you know, it's so
funn I don't even remember when we started that me either,
but when you brought it to the podcast, I was
kind of like, Okay, this is gonna this has legs
to stick around for a while.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Like, wait a minute, I do like answering these questions.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
This is difficult, I know. And then just like what
was it? Like there was this one time where you,
like I was just so certain you were going to
answer a certain way and you didn't, and I got
mad about it.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Oh that was the Trinobyl episode. That was the answer,
and I will never live it down. Everyone was livid
on your behalf. They were like, fuck you, that absolutely
should have been correct. You've talked about nothing else but
that show for like two years. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Well, like and perhaps like my worst showing was when
I admitted that I throw ices the freeway. Like people
were like, what the fuck you sociopath? And I'm like what.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
It is very rare that people criticize us after we
have our revelations on serial killer self care. A lot
of people identify with us. But in those two distinct examples,
which I think were, if not in the same I
think there might have been.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
It might have been the same bonus yet, right.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
If not, they were definitely back to back, and those
were some tough weeks where people were like, we don't
know about y'all anymore. Millie is revealing absolutely psychopathic behavior
chucking the ice out of a car window, and Danielle
you just like did a one eighty and pulled the
wool over her eyes for no fucking reason. I know
that was we cancel it.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
We canceled ourselves, is essentially what happened in that in
that episode.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
We lost a lot of faith. We lost a lot
of faith.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Well, hopefully we can redeem ourselves to this very last bonus.
I know, we've got like a bunch of voicemails. We
had some fun things to talk about.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Let's get into it.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Yeah, so we have a voicemail from George twenty seven
years old. She her pronouns and it is something about
unreliable narrators.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Hey, Milli and Danielle. I'm just dear washing the dishes
and listening to you guys talk about the dangers of
parasocial relationships. Well, eating leftover Tinese food after dancing the
night away with some of my best friends in the world,
and I guess it's just got me thinking about how
incredible is that we get to hear your amazing friendship
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week in week out, and how much you guys just
fill each outh with joy and laughter. I guess that's
just an incredible thing, and it makes me hopeful that
when I'm your age, I'm gonna have just as much
fun and Latin joy with the people who I care
deeply about. It's wonderful feeling. Anyway. I don't really have
(12:11):
too many questions. More just wanted to say thank you
so much for everything you do. I guess my only
question would be, what are your favorite movies with unreliable narrators,
something that ties it together beautifully at the end. Thank
you so much.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
By wow God, I feel so calm.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I know, like, George, do you do audio books or
will you do like a calm app recording for us?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
That was straight up ASMR.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
I think it was very relaxed, very relaxing voice, and
I love that it comes on the If that's how
you sound after you've gone out with your friends dancing
for a night, you need to make I hope this
is part of your professional life that you are a
professional talker.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Yeah, and what the ossiac said is that, did I
hear a little bit of that?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Man, I gotta get you to, like, you know, create
something to where I can, you know, if I'm having
a panic attack or something, I can just like flip
you on and feel better. Cheez amazing.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Oh that was wonderful. What do you think about the
question though, Georgie's question about unreliable narrators?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yeah, I thought about this. I mean, I mean I
think that like one of my favorites is from The Swimmer,
which is a movie we did just a couple episodes ago. Yeah,
I mean there's you know a lot of crime films
that have that element to it. I don't know, I'm
trying to think of what do you have you have
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anything top of mind?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Top of mind? Which is weird because it's not even
like my favorite movie or anything. But I love that
little freaking atonement. Oh yeah, like just absolutely not just
unreliable but diabolical, but brings it together in the end
in a in a way that felt like, oh yeah,
it felts good.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Well, And like I think we talked about Gone Girl,
which we were like, did we want to do that
for the podcast. I guess we've ran out of time. Well,
we talked about doing it at some point, but yeah,
that would be one. I think, oh, kind of like
a tonement in that way.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Or we did we did cover Frailty. Oh that's right,
that's is a great movie with an unreliable narrator.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yeah, yeah, I mean honestly, like I'm thinking, yeah, I
mean I actually want to revisit Gone Girl, so or
even like we hadn't we didn't.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Do that's kind of a good example the effect. Yeah, yeah,
there's a lot. There's a lot of those, are the
ones that come like top of mine, but Gone Girl
for sure. Yeah, there's just there's just a tonement that
little girl's still a little freak, such a little freak,
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ruined lives.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Okay, if you put in if you put in Google
right now, unreliable narrator movies. Why does Forrest Gump come up? What? Yeah,
here was Gumb?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Here we go. I knew we weren't getting out of
our last bonus with up bringing up Forrest Gump?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Like, is he an unreliable narrator?
Speaker 2 (15:30):
I mean the man does claim to have run cross
country for like years on end Okay, and He's in
every popular pop cultural moment that ever existed since his birth.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yo, I've never thought about that, So he could be
just like a fucking liar, yea forstcum Yeah you think
he created the Shit Happens T shirt? Do you think
that he did?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Hell no, he didn't. I don't think he created the
happy Face thing either. There's no way the man had
that level of obliviousness to not realize that he is
part of some of the top pop cultural moments in
the nation. I think he's a deeply unreliable narrator.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I always thought that the T shirt bumper sticker session
of that movie was the most ridiculous. Like, I was like, so,
you're trying to tell me that Forrest Gum created the
Shit Happens T shirt?
Speaker 2 (16:29):
I mean the man doesn't even say shit, can't even
letter the words.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
I was like, this movie is already too fucking long.
You couldn't trim this like section. It's just so over
the top.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
He sounds like a man who you would sit next
to at a bar, and with every beer he becomes
more and more self important, Like, yeah, I created the
shit Happened shirt?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
I mean you wordy to believe I'm willing to believe
that he is a ping pong champion, only to believe
that he uh bought stock in Apple and became a trillionaire.
There's a couple of things that I'm like, okay, whatever,
but the fucking T shirt bumper sticker thing was just
(17:13):
so over the top. I'm like, no, this is this
is what makes this movie ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Bridge too far, Bridge too far. Wow.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Yeah, that's thinking about him as an unreliable narrator. That's amazing.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Think of it. Think of Forrest Gump as a fucking liar.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
What a liar? And there was a few episodes ago
defending him against Jenny and now I'm like, fuck him.
It's a rich text. That's why we keep we keep
talking about it.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Well, thanks George for everything, for talking to us, for
calming us down, and for sending him your great question.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
And we do have another voicemail, this one from Rave
and the subject is Bad Bitches of the Nineties.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Hello, ladies, my name is Ravey, originally from Pittsburgh, PA.
Been living in Los Angeles for the last decade and
I'm really inspired by the thought of a Bad Bitches
of the Nineties playlist and I think it should be
a living, breathing thing that everybody contributes to. So I'm
going to contribute five tunes for this playlist, and they
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are PJ. Harvey down by the Water, Liz Fair, super Nova,
Queen Latifah, You and I t Y, Fiona Apple Criminal
and the song used to great effect in Natural Born
Killers that would be L seven and shit List. I
want to hear your contributions. I want everybody to email
(18:47):
in songs, and let's just make this playlist truly epic
because this is the best music of our lifetimes.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Love the pod.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Keep doing what you're doing. I look forward to it
every week.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Be well, these people have incredible voice.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
I know Raby sounds like a drive time DJ.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Well, it sounds like like they're on K rock or something.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
One awesome, power, powerful boy. I like this. I like
hearing our listeners. Although do not listen to a thing,
Raby says, because we are ending the podcast in like
four days, who do not send us songs for a
playlist that will not materialize from our end.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
I mean, I might check it, but if I'm not
creating it, sure, oh sure.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
But what do you think? Do you have any bad bitches?
Of the Nineties playlist suggestions to add to that great list.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
I have a bad Bitches of the Nineties playlist that
I posted. Yeah, that's we think you about it on
this podcast I posted it. It's on Spotify. H I
think has at least two of those songs, if not
all of them.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Bear Men's two of those songs. I listened to that playlist.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Yeah, it's called a Gorgeous Mistake. It's basically for my
intense women who love hard and we're you know, we're
you know, crush velvet dresses in the nineties when you know,
things of that nature, carrying a giant purse with like
four pairs of shoes in it from the hippie store
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in the mall. But you know, but hey, listen ravy
if you want to, if you want to do like
a a group activity, and you know, after we're done
and get together and make playlists with X. I saw
what you did. Pop listeners by all means.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Tag us tag us on Instagram. If you do, yeah,
I would. I would only add there's a couple of
bands that don't exist anymore that I only know from
having their CD. Like it's that indie like indie indie.
But there was a band called Hail h A I
L and I don't even know. I don't think they
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ever did another record. The woman who's saying who created
that band or sing those songs was wonderful. I would
put every single one of them on a playlist. I'm
looking at your spot though, and.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Well, I mean, quite honestly, my number one bad bitch
in the nineties is Shnade O'Connor and the album I
Do Not Want What I Haven't Got is a fucking masterpiece.
I would just put that entire album on a playlist
and be like, this is a bad bitch from the.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Nineties top to bottom.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Yeah, but there's usual suspects on that Spotify playlist that
I made. I mean it's like, you know, PJ. Liz
fair Shade, like some concrete blonde, some Fiona Apples on there.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I would throw some empty light on there.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Yeah, uh huh. I mean actually, like, if you want
to talk about bad bitch's you know rap addition, that's
like this whole other hole to fall into because there's
so many of that. I mean, you can't play with
my yo yo.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
I mean, I rock rough in tough with my afro Puffs.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
I mean, there is j Blige. You can put Eric
about Doo on there. I mean, the list goes on
EMPC Light. I was a huge fan of EMC Light.
Absolutely kick this one here from me to my DJ.
You know technotronic. I mean, I guess that's like late
or late eighties, early nineties, yad kid K. You could
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put you know, JJ Fat on there, maybe later JJ
fan Salmn Pepper in there, like Horny era, Horny Horny
saltn Pepper, Like they were always horny, but then they
doubled down, you know.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Then they made a whole horny album.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Yeah, TLC Condom and One Eye the Glasses era, Like, honestly.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
There is no shortage of bad bitches in the nineties.
It really was the best era. And I'm not even
getting into like the deep punk or you know, there
is a lot more that we could put on this list,
but we're not going to make the playlist because we're done.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Yeah, you can put Babes and Toil in on there, guys,
like come.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
On, oh oh god, I'm looking right at it right now.
It's not Babes and Toiland like Rasputina, Oh my, got
some Rasputina on there. Why not. Although we got I
gotta I gotta say, we have definitely given some options
for this playlist, But I just want to run down
(23:27):
a brief listing of your public playlist titles, which are
the best thing I've ever seen in my life. You're
very good at naming a playlist. Okay, so one of
them is Sixties Vegas Coke Bloat.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
That is, unfortunately, my most famous playlist. That truly is,
like I believe. Come up to me in public and
talk about that. They're like, you created the Coke Bloat,
the sixties Float playlist.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
I'm like, yeah, there are hundreds of people who have
saved this playlist, but it's my legacy. I also love
most intense songs of childhood. True, I do love Uh,
don't get me wrong. He's a nice guy. You belong
(24:23):
to the city.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Oh yeah, that's like you know, that's like an eighties
that's like a Dawn Henley. Uh you know, yes, sas
heavy cocaine nights, like maybe a little uh you know,
there's like uh some man Hunter lighting on that playlist.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
We also have put the cheese on the sociables from
Three Women.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Of course, that's that's a psychotic Shelley Duvall as the
character from Three Women playlist.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
We have a blue leather skirt with matching sweater.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Okay, there's only a certain number of people that will
understand what that feels like. And you had to have
a mom in the late eighties that wore sets like
outfit sets that incorporated leather patches.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
It is so good. And then this is I would argue,
just based on the number of saves, your actual most favorite,
most favorite playlist eighties Wall Street Cocaine Playlist.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
I don't know why cocaine is a big influence on playlist.
I've never even done cocaine, so you know, but I
seem to be influenced by it a lot.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
But it plays a big role in a lot of music.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Yeah, I mean that is is like that was definitely
inspired by American Psycho incredible.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
And my favorite playlist, which is not public, but my
favorite playlist that you've ever me it's called tight pants
workout of course.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Yeah, heavy metal where you're like blasting your delts to.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
That absolute well beautiful. Thank you so much Raby for
calling in great question. A lot of options somebody else
will make the playlist, but thank you so much. For
contacting us.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
So our next uh is an email from Elizabeth slash Moose.
Is it moose? From me? You can't do that on television?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Is it moose as in my cruel childhood family nickname?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Oh what?
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Yeah? My family called me Moose because I was a
beefy little bitch.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Yo, fuck them.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
And I was tall, Like what you don't They didn't
know how tall I was going to be. So when
I came out and I was like all roles, they
were like, look at this babbage. Oh my god, and
my family will shame baby. They have no problem with that.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Yeah, no, god, I can't even tell you.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
It made me tough. It made me sad and have
to go to therapy, but it made me tough.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
That listen, we're all we're all going through it. Our
families were fucked up. But Elizabeth slash Moose uses she
her pronouns and this one is entitled FMK Extraterrestrial Edition.
Hello ladies, love you both, love the pot. I've got
an FMK for you guys, based off of the aliens
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in three of my favorite movies. Your podcast is the
highlight of my week as it gives me a brief
reprieve from the chaos of motherhood. Thanks for everything you do,
Elizabeth slash Moose. Are you ready for this? FMK?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
I'm so ready.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
I feel like we've done one of these before, but
it doesn't matter. It's all about a vibe in the
current moment. Okay, so FMK. Extraterrestrial edition the Zeno Morph,
the Predator and the Thing.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Okay, I'm going in off the dome fast and loose.
Fuck the press editor, marry the xenomorph, kill the thing.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Woo, okay the thing.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
You're killing the thing only because I don't remember what
the thing is.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
See, I just googled it too, and I'm like.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
I'm like, wait, what did it do? Out of the kill?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (28:18):
I forget?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Am I supposed to believe that the thing looks like
when that guy's face explode, like like when he has
his giant face, like the teeth come out of the face.
Is that the thing?
Speaker 2 (28:32):
I think?
Speaker 4 (28:32):
So?
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Either way, I just don't like the name, like I'm
killing it. Huh.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
It's just for some reason, thought you'd marry the thing
because you he he she, it would be out of
town a lot. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
This is why I chose my other answers. I'm fucking
the predator, because what alien wild thyme gonna be a story?
Can't see it? Sometimes you can't even see the fucking predator.
Sometimes got like those those rows of teeth that look
like sabertoothed tigers with dreadlocks. Yeah, and that clicking sound.
I'm fucking that. But I'm gonna marry this zeno morph
(29:11):
if I'm not mistaken. That is from alien? Correct? Yes, correct,
So xeno morph from alien?
Speaker 5 (29:17):
Why?
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Always in space, always trying to get people off the ship,
always trying to get people out of their goddamn way.
They got that big old head. They can see, very
helpful around the house. They got the crazy claw hands, yeah, yeah,
yeah they can. They can handle the the vermin on
the farm. I will marry a xenomorph, yeah, and then
(29:41):
again kill the thing because I don't know what you
are a thing. I don't know anything about you. I
don't feel like I can fuck you or marry you.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Yeah it seems a little suss Yeah, okay, interesting, This
is all interesting. Information makes me know you just a
little bit better than I did before.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Of course, Well what about you?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Okay, here's what I'm thinking, This is what I've been
cooking up as you were talking. I am going to
fuck the Zeno Morph. I'm going to marry the predator. Duh.
I'll also kill the thing. And here's why. So the
(30:21):
zeno morph has that tail. You know what they say
what they do?
Speaker 2 (30:28):
They say, big tail, weird sex, bigtail, don't fuck. It
is clearly an animal that's beast.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Reality don't even know if that's a tail. We don't
know what that thing is. I'm looking at pictures where
the thing is coming up between its legs. So maybe
it's actually like a sex organ. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Maybe it's a back dog. We don't know. It could
be a back dog.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
It is a back dog, perhaps back yeah, I I
that looks like something i'd probably party with. Now I'm
gonna tell you something about the Predator. I kind of
feel like the Predator is kind of like my big
boy Daniel Colua type that I've been looking for my
(31:15):
whole life, my beefy Daniel Coluia from Nope.
Speaker 6 (31:25):
An alien form, an alien form like my little my
little thick country boy, even though he's from another planet.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Fucking predator with DANIELA. You gotta show more of your work.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
I don't know. I don't know why I think this
because he looks a little thick. He's got like thick thighs,
you know, he's kind of got. He's got beef beefy
shoulders and arms like you know, substantial, like he just
got out of the military or something. I don't like.
There's some like mill terry vibes there, So I'm like, okay.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
Like.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
I would want to be with Predator forever, that's the case.
And then uh and then yeah, kill them the thing
because I'm very unclear with what the thing actually looks like.
I don't know if it just embodies the thing that
it kills, and that's just not enough to go on.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
So I'm solidly there with with your answers.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
I gotta tell you, over the course of this podcast,
we have had to consider a lot of weird shit
for me all when it comes to an FMK, truly
not just characters, but like objects, concepts, concepts, concepts like
whether or not you would either fuck or marry a
(32:49):
concept is I'm like a good thing that we're both
some like weird bitches that would do something that like
we're thought experiment queens. Because honestly, most people would be like,
I don't know, we were talking like.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
I can't even begin to try to answer that.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Like and give like a very rational response to why
you would marry the blob or we know, like something
like very thought, be rich Dracula, like we've seen it all.
We've heard and seen it all from you all.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
So oh that this as our last FMK, perhaps it
was pretty epic, So thank you so much, Elizabeth slash Moose.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
That's right. Thanks.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Our next email is kind of my favorite of all time.
It's for you, it is for me. It is short
and sweet to the point. The subject is pen and
the body of the email is simply Uniball signal two
(33:56):
oh seven retractable gel pen Ultra micro zero point three
to eight millimeter. And this is from Valerie. So you'll
remember a few weeks ago I did say if you
have a favorite pen, email me. Valerie is the only
person that took me up on this. Now let me
also say I agree with Valerie that the Uniball Signal
(34:17):
two seven retractable gel pen Ultra micro zero point three
eight millimeter is the Cadillac of over the counterpens.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Absolutely right.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
If you're going for if you're going for an upgrade
from the the BIC. This is what you want to get.
This is a professional pen. It doesn't leak through most pages.
It's got a nice scratchiness to it that I appreciate.
It is not my favorite pen, but it is the
Cadillac of over the counterpens. My favorite pen is a
Mujie Gelling zero point three to eight millimeter in gray
(34:51):
or navy blue. And I like the click ones because
a click is great for throwing on a book at
underlining and not having to worry about it leaking all
over your bag or whatever. Yeah, Moojie is my favorite.
But this is the Cadillac of over the counter pens,
which I'm sure most people didn't even realize existed. Over
the counterpins. It's the thing.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Oh yeah, over the counterpins. I ah, I think I have.
The last time I bought a pen was the Uni
Ball jet Stream. Is that the one?
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Those are different pens. The jet Stream is a newer one.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Oh, I see, but it was It was in the
Uti Ball family. So the last pet I bought, according
to a website where I buy things, is Uniball jet
Stream zero point seven.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
See that's a bit for me. The point seven a
bit thick for me.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Yeah, I like a seven. I like a point seven
like a thick boy, as you know. So but yeah,
the family in the in the family. But it's so
funny because I thought we were gonna get like you
put the call out for people, and maybe it's just
early days because that episode did not. Like, I feel
like we're gonna get pens constantly after we sign off,
(36:12):
Like I think people are gonna continuously send us their
pen recommendations.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
You have to tell me what they say.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
I also started fuck with pencils. Yeah for a while,
like for at least the past couple of years. Pencils.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
So I got those black Wings.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
I don't know how you feel about what's your favorite pencil?
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Do you know my favorite pencil is a black Wing?
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Of course one hundred percent of what the first I mean,
look what I got. This is the black Wing pencil sharp.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
It's the only pens and pencils writing utensils are the
only way that I'm outwardly very bougie. I think, yes,
like I'm not just going down and buying a pack
of taekwondo rogas from CBS No Amateur. That was from
when I knew nothing from pens. But I'm also not
at the Fountain pen level of pen appreciation. Mmmmmm. And
(37:08):
I think that's the final boss of pen love.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
So I have a Katie Perry pencil. Why he gave
me a Katy Perry pencil? Now I'm just looking on
my pencils.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
How dare you show that to me? After I just
said I am boogie about my pens, Like, here's my
Holly Hobby pencil?
Speaker 1 (37:31):
I know right? Absolutely, Yo, look at this. This is
an original Daily Show with John Stewart pencil.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Oh snap, that's the collector's item.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Oh Sure's fuck? Is this is when I went to
the Daily Show in the late nineties. Oh my still
is hosting the original time that he hosted. So I
got some collector's items around here, not gonna lie.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Not gonna brag, but I got some pencils.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Couple of pencils. This is interesting though, Thank you for
telling us about this. Literally, the only thing Valerie wrote
is just the brand of the pen.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
That earns more respect from me than you could possibly imagine.
The subject is pen. I want to get that tattooed
on me. Just penn. Here it is? You know what
it is? You asked for it so good. Oh, I
love it well. Our last ever email on a bonus
(38:32):
episode is from Chad, Who's is he hymn pronouns. The
subject is thank you for the laughs.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Milli and Danielle former film production assistant here a lifetime ago.
My biggest claim to fame was that I got the
opportunity to work on Gone Girl when it filmed in
my home state of Missouri. I'm in a different line
of business and now living in Austin, Texas, but my
love of film has continued to be a constant in
my life. I had to find finally email because I'm
(39:01):
obsessed with y'all's podcast. I love the way you guys
communicate and the perspectives you share. I also appreciate that
your podcast discusses a multitude of films, because sometimes you
just want to turn your brain off and be entertained.
I love the random pop culture references, quote count from
Sesame Streets, Disco period, the Pure Moods compilation, et cetera.
(39:23):
I have a multitude of screen recordings of clips from
y'all's episodes that I like to send to my friends
and sister with no context and revisit when I need
a laugh. The Harry Potter Kids being referred to as
three bastards continues to be a.
Speaker 5 (39:37):
Favorite, as well as Yell confusing Toady's for tote the
wetsprocket and your discussion on what's buried in the sand
at the beach quote full.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Fucking diapers and quote kills me.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
God, I can't even believe we said any of that.
I don't remember saying any of those.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Things that said. I recently recently watched Freddie versus Jason
for the first time with a friend. Horrible fucking movie.
But leads me to my question. If you could see
a face off movie between any two movie characters, who
would you pit against each other? And why does not
have to be horror Icon specifically. Thank you for all
(40:24):
the laughs, Chad, Oh god, Chad, thank you for making
us laugh at our own unreal.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Unreal, Oh good?
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Do you have anything off the dome for this?
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Okay, this is gonna be a bit of a stretch,
but I feel like once I say it, the wheels
will just start turning. The Hollywood wheels could start turning
the minute I say this. I think there needs to
be a face off between Mario and Luigi from Super
(41:05):
Mario Brothers.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Okay, say more brother versus brother. I'm already there.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Italian Brothers. This this could be a whole new area,
Like I mean, the likes of which we haven't seen
since the Godfather trilogy. Like if you made a dark,
like a really dark version of the Super Mario Brothers
(41:31):
right where they were in business together and the plumbing business,
they part ways. You know, there's like warring, you know,
factions within the family. Then you kind of bring in
these like ancillary characters like the fucking princesses, you know,
(41:52):
the goombas, the burdos like these these are like characters
in the world like Birdo, you know from the second
Super Mario Brothers where it's like, you know, shooting eggs
out of its fucking mouth. Like that could be like,
you know, kind of like an affiliate of like a
Sunny Corleone type of person.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
You know.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
I just feel like dark Mafia adjacent Super Mario Brothers
would kill. Tell me it wouldn't kill.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
Not only would it kill franchise theme park rides.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
One hundred percent, uh Mario Kart. A dark Mario Kart
would be like the new Fast and Nefurious series. There'd
be like twelve leads a fucking you know, and then
each each one of the cars like it's got its own,
like you know, familiar situation like dry Bones guys got
(42:53):
his like whole family of like fucking skeleton turtles that
like come to the races and it's like every one's
kind of like it's the it's the race wars of Like, dude,
I'm telling you that that whole, that whole like like
whatever it is, IP is so deep. But if you
(43:14):
took it dark and very serious, man, it would just
it would kill I'm just telling you.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
I said, we give it a go. We try to
pitch the idea because I also agree, what's the worst
that can happen? They make it? Well, then we just
laugh and have a great time with this movie.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
What could what is the worst thing happen? Like, there's
so many worst case scenarios happening right now in Hollywood
that you could do a fucking This would be absolutely
a hit. I guarantee it one hundred fucking percent. What
about you?
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Well, as per usual, I'm going to darker turn uh huh,
and I right away top of mind, this is what's
wrong with me. This is my first thought, no joke,
when I read this question. I want to see Ben
from Leaving Las Vegas versus Martha from Who's Afraid of
(44:12):
Virginia Wolf Jesus chol drunk versus drunks by versus Spot
Who's Who's Who's gonna ruin? Who's gonna wear each other
down to a nub first?
Speaker 1 (44:26):
And then it's like Michelle Pfeiffer from When a Man
Loves a Woman coming in there.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
At some point and be like, I got you, we
get sub we can do an all. Michelle Pfeiffer from
When a Man Loves a Woman and Arthur Dudley Moore
from Arthur. I want to get them in a cage
match and see what is up.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
I'm sorry I actually met Meg Ryan, by the way,
not even Michelle pier Ryan. I forgot she's in When
a Man Loves a Woman. I barely rem remember that
movie as you can tell. However, Arthur, because he's a whimsical.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Drunk, right, you think until he gets in that ring
with Martha.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
She's gonna decimate it.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
She's gonna decimate most of them.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
Yeah, what about the fucking thin man, folks?
Speaker 2 (45:20):
I don't like to like, what are we doing.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
A battle royale of all the famous Hollywood movie drunks.
Is that what we're doing?
Speaker 2 (45:26):
I think we should? I think remember that who was
that MTV show where they did claimation fights? Oh?
Speaker 1 (45:33):
What is that show called?
Speaker 2 (45:35):
Uh celebrity celebrity deathmatch death match? Yes, yeah, we're doing
celebrity death match with famous film drunks. First thought in
Clay and Clay claymation, that is what's wrong with me
in a nutshell? Didn't think of anything fun like Mario Karr,
(45:57):
didn't think of anything whimsical instantly like who is the drunkest,
most miserable person? Get them together?
Speaker 1 (46:05):
I want to see two people battling their demons and
each other. That would be the fucking log line for
that shit. Give me a check, Got me a check,
I got a chick, Give me Come on, Hollywood. Ah.
(46:26):
This is the one thing I will say about our podcast.
Over the past four years, we have provided so many
business ideas. Thank you, so many Hollywood fucking stone cold
blockbuster franchise hits.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
So many.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
Script ideas. I don't know, like, if you go back
through the episodes, you will see just the brain trust
of ideas that people can steal from us.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
From time immemoriam. We have been trying to positively affect
the world of entertainment with our incredible ideas. Why is
nobody taking them? Our next step should be making a list,
going back, listening to every episode, making a list, and
(47:11):
just getting this train rolling the middle aged theme park.
Come on.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
There was even one from one hundred years ago when
we started the Diva Cup. It was like a de
holder up splashback protector where it's basically like if you're
in public and like your diva you pull out your
Diva cup, it's like a way to like protect it
from like hitting the ground or whatever.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
It was like a little curtain that would come out
around us.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
Well, I think it was like a cur u privacy
decency curt from when you have to like wash your
Diva cup in a public sake or somebody was like
some crazy shark tank shit and I was like, don't
know why we're not millionaires?
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Why is nobody notified? Mark Cuban, there are two geniuses
out here, yo.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
We would get like Draymond Green on that ship. He
would be he never never invests, but he would be
like I love it.
Speaker 2 (48:17):
I don't even know what it is, but I love it.
Never see a couple, let's do it.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
I'm like, we're gonna put the Shawn John logo on it.
I don't give a ship.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
I can't say that because he is that like criminal.
Oh my god, oh god, oh god.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
I'm going to miss these business ideas episodes.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
They don't We can just have a business meeting once
a week and pitch our crazy idea. We don't have that.
I mean, no one else will be privy to them.
We can keep our own running list. Why not?
Speaker 1 (48:51):
Yeah? Why not?
Speaker 2 (48:52):
Oh my goodness?
Speaker 1 (48:53):
This is so I meant to say? Is it? Did
I say that? Right? Am I thinking about Draymond Green
in the basketball play? A? Who?
Speaker 2 (49:01):
Am I thinking of the shark?
Speaker 1 (49:03):
Who's on Shark Tank?
Speaker 2 (49:04):
Who are the Sharks?
Speaker 1 (49:05):
Damon John? That's his name?
Speaker 2 (49:07):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (49:08):
God him confused again?
Speaker 2 (49:09):
Do I do a picket?
Speaker 1 (49:11):
No?
Speaker 2 (49:13):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (49:13):
It's last Who gives a fuck? It's our last time.
If I got Draymond Green from the Warriors and fucking
the Shawn John guy confuses anybody gonna care? No, but
p he's a fucking criminal. Yeah, the one we'll get
(49:36):
out of jail because he sued me for miss mistaking
the Shawn John guy with the Golden State Warriors guy.
Speaker 2 (49:46):
Also, I'm looking at the Wikipedia page. There's been a
lot of sharks and a lot of guests sharks.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
Oh and Damon john Is He's not even the Shawn
John guy. He's actually the Fuboo guy. I'm an idiot.
Was Draymond Green on Shark hold on?
Speaker 2 (50:00):
Now, I gotta look Damon John is on. I don't
think Draymond Green was on.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
No, that's what I meant. I got them confused.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
Yeah, Jeff Foxworthy was on fucking Shark Tank. Is a
guest judge for what?
Speaker 1 (50:15):
Does he have enough money to invest in people's businesses?
Speaker 2 (50:18):
Apparently? I mean he does have like that whole I
mean he he has to be the new king of
Branson once Yakov's mir and Off hopefully retired.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
I think Jeff Foxworthy went to my college or some
weird shit like that, or maybe it was one of
the what what's the group? The Redneck Comedians of comedy,
that whole thing that happened for a while.
Speaker 2 (50:49):
Wow, I did not I do not know enough. I'm
realizing about Shark Tank because I didn't know that Bamba's
appeared on Shark Tank.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
Oh yeah, bring camera.
Speaker 2 (51:01):
Yeah what so they've literally invested in real businesses that
have become quite successful.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
Don't you remember. I don't know if you remember this,
but the Lobster guys used to have a shop down
in West Hollywood off of Santa Monica, like over like
you know, going towards Beverly Hills or whatever. There was
like the Lobster guys that was on the show, and
I was like, oh my god, they're from Shark Tank.
Speaker 2 (51:28):
Why I, for some reason did not consider that any
of these were real businesses. Yeah, I know, I thought
it was just an entertainment TV show, but nope, they're
real businesses.
Speaker 1 (51:40):
Absolutely absolutely.
Speaker 2 (51:42):
But well I love a bomba sock.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
So thanks, yeah, thanks so much for investing.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
I mean, scrub Daddy, worst name for a company, great product,
got one.
Speaker 1 (51:53):
In my kitchen as we speak.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
So thanks, Thanks Shark Tank, and.
Speaker 1 (52:00):
Honestly, thank you Chad. Thank you for setting up this
question about, you know, face offs between movie characters.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
Somehow we got to Shark Tank and all just all.
Speaker 1 (52:12):
The nice stuff you made me, you made us remember
that we talked about so many weird things, so.
Speaker 2 (52:22):
Truly this was It was a wonderful trip down memory
lane and in true bonus episode regular episode content, I
don't know how we got to shark tank from Ben
versus Martha, but we did it. We are special that way.
We're special that way, and I love it too, and
(52:45):
I'll miss it, and I'm just so glad that you you,
we all had this chance to talk to and with
each other through our bonus episode, So thank you.
Speaker 1 (52:54):
I agree, it was great hearing from y'all. I'm glad
we got to do them. It felt like, you know,
a real chill hang where we got to just kind
of like again just sit in our toplessness and you know,
hear from our listeners, which y'all are all super cool
and funny. And yeah, I'm gonna miss it.
Speaker 2 (53:13):
So thank you for being with us all these years.
Speaker 1 (53:18):
Well I would do a wrap up, but you know,
I mean, I guess if you want, if you want
to email us post show end, post bonus end, we
are at a sow which did pot at gmail dot com.
I'll be checking that shit for a little bit at least. Yeah,
So if y'all just want to throw some shit in there,
voicemails or whatnot, and then TBD on like if the
(53:38):
peel box is going to exist, I guess it just
depends on how far out I pay the bill. Quite honestly,
do I have this for another year?
Speaker 2 (53:47):
What's going on here?
Speaker 1 (53:48):
Yeah? I forgot, but if uh we also have, we'll
have that until the time comes.
Speaker 2 (53:55):
And our social media you can We're not giving up
the name, so it'll be there dormant possibly, but that
might be a good place for a while to get
some updates on us. Maybe we'll post a couple of
like if Millie's doing events, we can put them on
the I saw pod page or something, you know. Yeah, absolutely,
thank you, thank you, thank you for all the years
(54:16):
of greatness and silliness.
Speaker 1 (54:19):
Yes, we love you all. And Danielle I love you too.
As always a fucking pleasure doing this podcast with you.
Speaker 2 (54:26):
I love you the most. It's a blast.
Speaker 1 (54:28):
Bye bye.
Speaker 2 (54:36):
This has been an exactly right production. Our senior producer
is Casey O'Brien. Episode mixing and theme music by Tom Bryfogel,
artwork by Garrett Ross. Our executive producers are Georgia hart Start,
Karen kil Gareff, and Daniel Kramer. You can follow us
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