Good Guys

Mazel Morons! Today, we’re diving into the messy science of metabolism- does it actually slow down with age, or are we just… fat? The guys debate fast vs. slow metabolisms, Michael Phelps’ 12,000-calorie diet, childhood food trauma, GLP-1s, fasting culture, and how much the brain really burns thinking (spoiler: not enough to earn a Snickers). Plus: the greatest candy of all time, the danger of gas-station Kratom, menstrual...

Mazel morons! Today, Josh explains the very specific mechanics of tanning beds (including pressure points and personal boundaries), while Ben recounts a nightmare creator dinner that ends in public humiliation. Plus: TikTok Live money, QVC sliding into the DMs, awkward public encounters, and why sometimes it’s best to just… stand up and move out of the aisle. What are ya nuts? Love ya! 

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Today, we're joined by the Parisian queen herself, our DARLING Joey Camasta! We cover everything from Botox injection sites to Josh’s Miss Nancy drag era, from Parisian homeless men drinking champagne to why Joey might defect to France for the tax bracket alone. We talk Snooki, cookie cults, plastic surgery wish-lists, Hallmark gay-movie monopolies, Putin’s alleged soft side (??), and Joey’s dream to star opposite Josh in ...

Mazel Morons! It's another gorgeous Thursday here with the Good Guys IN PERSON! Josh and Ben are reunited back in the city and oh boy is it beautiful. We start off delving into our favorite Chinese restaurants, and end up deciding to fast and go vegan in 2026... We'll see which one sticks. Plus, we recap our recent Amazon Live, delve into AI wives, The Shade Room, therapy, and answer an *extremely* juicy piece of Moron Mai...

Mazel Morons! Robby Hoffman is back, and we dive straight into the things she understands better than anyone: growing up nothing adjacent, surviving cockroaches, Vegas weddings, and manifesting a career apex that felt eventual and inevitable. We talk self-worth, career patience, good marriages (shoutout Gabby, Claudia, and Paige!) bad tipping systems, and the gift of finding someone who refines you instead of reshaping you...

Mazel Morons! Today we’re deep in our natural habitat: consumerism, contusions, and cursed outlet mall energy. We navigate in-person recordings, red-eyes, and the emotional minefield of December travel optimism. From classic baby name philosophy to monetizing our QVC daydreams on Amazon Live, this is peak Good Guys logic - where the sales are salmon, the bruises are blue, and the gratitude is real. Five stars- otherwise wh...

Mazel morons! Today, we sit down with former CIA officer and bestselling author Andrew Bustamante for one of the wildest conversations we’ve ever had. We talk Epstein files, how the government actually hides secrets, CIA interrogation tests, what really happens inside Langley, how to escape a mugger (Ben’s “fake phone call” technique gets reviewed), digital security nightmares, and the truth behind spy tradecraft. Plus, a ...

Mazel Morons and Happy Thanksgiving! We’re kicking things off in proper Good Guys fashion with a full Halloween recap on Thanksgiving, including Ben’s cross-dressing origin story and the moment CVS betrayed him with a wall of XXL Shaq-branded peach gummies. Josh walks us through the peak joys of trick-or-treating with kids, and somehow we immediately pivot into Jewish diners, bergamot-brisket–themed cologne, and whether re...

Mazel Morons! Today, we’re sitting down with the one and only Ryan Serhant to talk about the wild reality of selling $90M homes, dealing with impatient billionaires, and why buying a $308M property over text is apparently normal now. We get into influencer real estate (he wants us to become agents, which… honestly, might crush it), the future of cities like New York and LA, and the psychology behind extreme wealth. Ryan al...

Mazel Morons! Today we’re beautifully making our way through all the important topics: why Mormons are elite coworkers, the mystery of Jewish Jeromes, Jeremy Allen White’s “total package” energy, and Josh’s emerging destiny as the King of Bollywood. The guys pitch their worst business ideas yet (bottled pasta water, anyone?), debate phone-free parenting, unpack cheating ethics, and process some incredibly informational Syd...

Mazel morons! This week, we’re joined by the Head of Instagram himself, Adam Mosseri, for a revealing, hilarious, and surprisingly heartfelt breakdown of how IG actually works. We ask every question you’ve ever yelled into the void: Is shadow banning real? Why did your reach plummet overnight? Does the algorithm have feelings? And yes- where the hell is it even stored? 

Adam explains the truth about Reels, why funn...

Mazel morons! Josh is back from his sabbatical and Ben’s been deep in a documentary rabbit hole about “troubled teen” camps- naturally leading to a wild convo about boarding school trauma, East Coast privilege, and Planet Fitness cold plunges. Plus, Ben tries out an AI massage, Josh’s son lands a plastic surgeon after a playground injury (yes, it’s the most LA thing ever), and we debate proper schvitz etiquette. Aka, NO SP...

Mazel morons! Comedian and legend Kathy Griffin joins us for a no-holds-barred conversation about her life on (and off) the D-List. Kathy opens up about her $218K facelift, her infamous Trump photo scandal, the fallout that changed her career, and why she’s back on the dating apps- with Sia and Nia Vardalos as her wingwomen. She also dishes on Post Malone, Andy Cohen, Joan Rivers, and how she’s reclaiming her narrative wit...

Mazel morons! Today Ben’s feeling skinny (thank you, Zepbound), Josh’s dishing gym wisdom, and together we unpack Ozempic science, LA beauty standards, overpriced popcorn, dopamine traps, why you should never pickle on vacation, and why LA makes everyone just a little hotter. We also confess our screen-time addictions, talk dad life, and end with a What Are Ya Nuts that involves Target, 20 grand in cash, and questionable d...

Mazel morons! We’re back in L.A. and more in love than ever. From $250 salads at the Beverly Hills Hotel to the unspoken rules of tipping culture, the guys go deep on what makes this city (and its people) meshuga. We recap our dinner at Craig’s, spill behind-the-scenes tea from Bert Kreischer’s mansion, and get unexpectedly heartfelt about money, marriage, and what makes a relationship actually work. Plus: we debate belly ...

Mazel morons! Comedian Matt McCusker joins us for one of our wildest episodes yet. We debate deodorant hygiene and why Matt refuses to wear it, trade personal injury stories that would make an insurance adjuster faint, and unpack his wife’s viral ESPYs moment. Matt also reveals how his new Netflix special came together, why he almost filmed it in Ontario, and whether he’d ever take Saudi blood money for a gig. Plus: arrang...

Mazel morons! Today we are going live with our first-ever caller, and things get deep fast - from fatherly advice for new parents to wild baby-soothing fails and chaotic husband behavior. Ben gears up for his big trip to LA (and a possible Lakers game with Josh), while Josh shares a real-life soccer stadium medical emergency that left him shook. Plus: medieval “medicine,” microplastics, AI gone rogue, and the guys debate c...

Mazel morons! Today, we’re bringing you a full-blown fall fantasy- minus the cool weather. Josh and Ben paint their perfect autumn day (think Ralph Lauren, rare books, and pumpkin spice), but Ben’s New York apartment feels more swamp than sweater weather. The guys dive deep into The Wackness, Josh’s iconic indie film with Sir Ben Kingsley, unpack Josh’s sobriety story, and roast bed & breakfasts, porta-potties, and the...

Mazel morons! John Stamos is back on the pod and oh boy is he getting real with us. From giving an *exclusive update* on Lori Loughlin’s divorce and defending her through the college scandal fallout, to revealing wild Hollywood stories about sobriety, Law & Order meet-cutes, and his Broadway flops- nothing’s off limits. Plus, we pitch him a Hallmark movie with Lori (yes, really), and John shares heartfelt lessons on fa...