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We’re late to the party, but we’ve finally watched Girls... and we kinda loved it? Ben issues a formal apology to Lena Dunham (while pointing out she’s unnecessarily naked 97% of the time), Josh talks about softening with age and trying not to judge internet punching bags, and we invent a brilliant new product that'll make you *whistle* with delight. We also cover the sacred art of the bris (shoutout to Rabbi Katzenstein),...

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Morons and Toasters! It’s time we gather round... for the birth story you’ve all been waiting for! Today, we’re shouting BH from the rooftops and unpacking everything about our beautiful baby boy Ruby Soffer’s grand entrance. (!!!) From medical grade coffee runs and epidurals to birthing playlists, unconditional love and hospital sleep deprivation, we leave no stone unturned. Plus, we ...

Mazel morons! Today we’re joined by The Office legend, actor, author, and spiritual explorer Rainn Wilson—and yes, it gets weird in the best way. We talk residual injustice (hi, Drake & Josh), redefining masculinity, 12-step spirituality, and the emotional damage caused by banana bread. Rainn opens up about the spiritual power of theater, the loneliness epidemic, and how Dwight Schrute almost didn't exist. Pl...

Mazel morons! It's another immaculate Monday, and today we're unpacking the existential question: are you still people-pleasing if your voice drops an octave? Josh reveals his “actor voice,” Ben relives being shot in the ass with vitamin B, and the guys spiral into microphallus territory before debating NAD drips, diet culture, parenting, and why the 13th floor is a scam. Plus: ghost threesomes, OnlyFans ethics, foreskin t...

Mazel morons! This week, we’re joined by the one and only Chace Crawford — aka Nate Archibald, aka The Deep, aka the most handsome man to ever discuss his bowel movements on mic. We get into his Texas upbringing, almost becoming a dermatologist, and what it’s really like shooting a superhero orgy on The Boys. Plus: the chaos of peak Gossip Girl fame, regrets about not leaning into it harder, and why Josh and Chace low-key ...

Mazel morons! This week, we’re talking donut diplomacy, bathroom politics, and what happens when Josh tries to be a cop with a BBL. Ben uncovers the sugar-free conspiracy at Starbucks and makes the case for deli meat at 34,000 feet, while Josh is manifesting a role on The Pitt. We dive into intrusive thoughts (like chucking your dog off the balcony), proper sauna etiquette (again) and the Venmo crimes that’ll send you stra...

Mazel Morons! This week, Ben recounts his self-inflicted near-death experience, Josh admits to full-body code-switching at Equinox, and together, we pitch insurance for EVERYTHING. Plus: we weigh in on the new Pope, unpack Jewish mob lore, and finally start The Sopranos 25 years late. What are ya nuts?! Love ya!

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Mazel Morons! This week, Ben’s prepping for his baby’s bris and Josh is reminiscing about the time a chimp nearly shut down the Drake & Josh set. We spiral into essential baby prep (designer diapers vs. Costco classics), fake parenting advice from David Attenborough, and and whether Jake Paul is actually… emotionally healed? Plus: Big Justice and AJ sightings at the MrBeast premiere, elephants walking through the Linco...

Mazel Morons! Today, we’re back with another solo episode for your listening pleasure. Ben pitches the next great American institution: a fast-casual tuna, egg, and chicken salad bar—Cold Stone style. Josh isn’t buying it (yet), but that doesn’t stop us from spiraling into a food-fueled fever dream of custom wraps, funeral spreads, and White Castle-based exit strategies. We’re talking everything from airport meltdowns and ...

ORDER IN THE COURT, MORONS! Today we’re joined by the one and only Limor Mojdehiazad, otherwise known as @LawyerLimor, to help us wrap our heads around the messiest trials of the year. Karen Read is back in court for the alleged murder of her Boston cop boyfriend- the case includes a snowstorm, a missing party, and a house full of cops with zero alibis. Then, we unpack Diddy’s RICO case, freak offs, and why baby oil is bei...

Howdy morons! Joshy and Benny are BACK and better than ever. Ben recounts the chaos of his 24-hour trip to South Carolina (United Airlines, we have notes,) while Josh reflects on the wild emotional rollercoaster of raising kids, getting botox for his chest, and watching his son fall in love with… a Kia Soul. Plus, the guys debate Monopoly strategy, gym etiquette, and whether you can ever truly feel confident in your u...

Mazel morons! It’s another beautiful Monday and we’re kicking the week off with a bang. We’re talking swaddling, shawarma, and shooting ranges, oh my! Ben preps for fatherhood (with a speech to write and sugar water on deck), Josh scouts the next NBA all star, and we uncover a 130-year-old Italian gun club hidden under a New York restaurant. Plus, we reveal the history of the pineapple, debate the politics of modern dating...

Howdy morons! Today, Josh and Ben dive into the healing power of a good massage and debate the etiquette of tipping, going fully nude, and the absolute insanity of sketchy massage parlors. We also dish about toxic friendships, the art of setting boundaries, and why some people love to trauma-dump but never take advice. Plus: we answer YOUR SpeakPipes about appropriate baby sitter rates, and drunk driving interventions, and...

Mazel morons! Welcome back to another glorious Monday with the Good Guys, and we’re jumping right in. Ben reveals his clean-shaven confidence threshold, and Josh shares how volunteering on Skid Row has shifted his perspective. We have a bit of a charitable brainstorm, reflect on religion, unsolicited advice, and the best way to grieve a dog (spoiler: get another one). Plus: car shopping chaos, toddler tantrums in restauran...

Mazel Morons! The word’s finally out - our beloved Joshua was on HBO's The Last of Us this week! We recap Josh’s experience auditioning and filming the show, Ben opens up about his feelings of soon becoming a father and OD’ing on turmeric, and we debate the true purpose of ultrasound jelly. Plus, we answer YOUR speakpipes about Condo births and what credit card to get (because we should definitely be giving advice on that ...

Mazel Morons! On this immaculate Monday, we’re baring ankles and airing gripes. We’re kicking things off with an impassioned debate over underwear colors (red is a hard no), Josh’s dumpster-diving sale habits, and the ever-elusive perfect Calvin Klein fit. From AI scammers to vasectomy reversals, no topic is safe. We also unpack Easter traditions, franchise fantasies (Waffle House supremacy!), and Pope Francis’ final Popem...

Mazel Morons! This week, we’re joined by two pregnant LEGENDS: Claudia Oshry and Paige O’Brien Peck. Things get very real as we talk pregnancy woes, nursery panic, sleep deprivation, supplements, baby names, nipples (yes, really), and why Claudia wants five kids—but also maybe zero. We debate whether Wendy’s took it too far, reveal Josh’s tragic non-honeymoon, and uncover a shocking truth about John Stamos. Plus, we answer...

Mazel morons! Its another immaculate Monday here at the Good Guys and we are taking this week by STORM. We’re talking outlet mall strategy, what Jay Shetty really smelled like (hint: incredible,) our dream 48 hours in Vegas, and our secret hankering for prison life. Plus, we answer your messages about how many people you should admit to sleeping with and give our hot takes on the weekend (spoiler: Josh hates it.) What are ...

Mazel Morons! It is an absolutely gorgeous Thursday here on the Good Guys, with one exception- Ben is without his beloved contacts. We’re talking bathroom etiquette, the heartbreaking reality of watching your kids grow up, the logistics behind bunk beds, and discover just how much the MTA is REALLY raking in. Trust us, it’ll really make you say WHAT ARE YA NUTS??? Love ya! 

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