Good Guys

Mazel morons! This week, we’re taking on the impossible: selling milk of magnesia, toe socks, and America's least glamorous fish. Ben’s baby is officially hefty, Josh’s kids are thriving (and loving sparkling water), and the Doona stroller is public enemy number one. Plus, we debate moving out of our beloved port cities, the legitimacy of branzino, and Elon's AI chatbot's very problematic update. From hard scrambled eggs t...

Mazel morons! We're fired up this week—from Diddy’s white party guest list to billionaires dodging the brunch bill. We debate generational wealth, trash hosts, and whether Ariana Madix is actually qualified to host Love Island. Plus, Ben declares war on dry bagels, Josh plots his future as the shady uncle, and we build the Jewish Chick-fil-A of your dreams (or nightmares). What are ya, nuts?

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Mazel Morons! This week, we’re diving straight into the DRAMA- AKA, Josh showed up in shorts and OH BOY does he have a reason. While Josh is busy missing fabric on the lower part of his leg, Ben is missing the lox on his Hampton’s bagel and shares a Popeye’s sauce review that gets surprisingly emotional. We fantasize about how we’d go about consuming 10,000 calories in a day, becoming the next 1000-lb sisters, and touring ...

Mazel morons! This week, we’re in *peak* summer mode- Ben's fully embracing his Hamptons dad era (and yes, that includes underwear-only mornings), and Josh is still haunted by a forgotten hospital tip. We weigh in on awkward wedding gifts, the politics of lingerie, and whether using ChatGPT for apologies is sweet... or sociopathic. Then, Knicks point guard Deuce McBride joins the show to talk dad life with a newborn, locke...

Mazel Morons! Drumroll please... JOSH HAD A BABY! (Well, technically Paige did, but you get it.) In this very special solo episode, the Good Guys reunite to celebrate the birth of Josh’s third child—Meyer Peck—and reflect on everything from C-sections and baby names to overpriced groceries in the Hamptons. Josh recaps the entire birth story from hospital hallways to “nice close, Dr. K,” while Ben confesses to totally forge...

Mazel Morons! On this immaculate Monday, we're welcoming actress and actual superhero Isabela Merced (yes, Hawkgirl herself) to the studio. We dive into our Nickelodeon roots, our cameos on The Last of Us, and the haunting legacy of the Peruvian Puff Pepper. We cover everything from coca tea and Mark Wahlberg’s beach-chair naps to Love Island as a form of therapy. Plus, speakpipes, weddings without bridesmaids, and the uni...

Mazel morons, and Happy Fork of July! We’re joined by our newest Founding Fathers, Benny and Joshy. Today, we’re talking picnics, pyrotechnics, and push presents. Josh reminisces about posting brand deals mid-vows, Ben’s grilling three kinds of hot dogs, and together we contemplate the true meaning of independence... from parenting, firework safety, and financial responsibility. Plus: tanning bed truths, Birkin bag economi...

Mazel morons! This week, we welcome the one and only Catfish legend Nev Schulman. Things get Jewish real fast—Ben shares his Yeshiva past, Nev talks South Williamsburg Shabbat sirens, and Josh becomes the honorary rabbi of Brentwood. The dads go deep on fatherhood, night nurses, and the secret jealousy no one tells you about. Then: Catfish confessions. Nev opens up about the origins of the show, the wildest stories that ne...

We’re late to the party, but we’ve finally watched Girls... and we kinda loved it? Ben issues a formal apology to Lena Dunham (while pointing out she’s unnecessarily naked 97% of the time), Josh talks about softening with age and trying not to judge internet punching bags, and we invent a brilliant new product that'll make you *whistle* with delight. We also cover the sacred art of the bris (shoutout to Rabbi Katzenstein),...

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Morons and Toasters! It’s time we gather round... for the birth story you’ve all been waiting for! Today, we’re shouting BH from the rooftops and unpacking everything about our beautiful baby boy Ruby Soffer’s grand entrance. (!!!) From medical grade coffee runs and epidurals to birthing playlists, unconditional love and hospital sleep deprivation, we leave no stone unturned. Plus, we ...

Mazel morons! Today we’re joined by The Office legend, actor, author, and spiritual explorer Rainn Wilson—and yes, it gets weird in the best way. We talk residual injustice (hi, Drake & Josh), redefining masculinity, 12-step spirituality, and the emotional damage caused by banana bread. Rainn opens up about the spiritual power of theater, the loneliness epidemic, and how Dwight Schrute almost didn't exist. Pl...

Mazel morons! It's another immaculate Monday, and today we're unpacking the existential question: are you still people-pleasing if your voice drops an octave? Josh reveals his “actor voice,” Ben relives being shot in the ass with vitamin B, and the guys spiral into microphallus territory before debating NAD drips, diet culture, parenting, and why the 13th floor is a scam. Plus: ghost threesomes, OnlyFans ethics, foreskin t...

Mazel morons! This week, we’re joined by the one and only Chace Crawford — aka Nate Archibald, aka The Deep, aka the most handsome man to ever discuss his bowel movements on mic. We get into his Texas upbringing, almost becoming a dermatologist, and what it’s really like shooting a superhero orgy on The Boys. Plus: the chaos of peak Gossip Girl fame, regrets about not leaning into it harder, and why Josh and Chace low-key ...

Mazel morons! This week, we’re talking donut diplomacy, bathroom politics, and what happens when Josh tries to be a cop with a BBL. Ben uncovers the sugar-free conspiracy at Starbucks and makes the case for deli meat at 34,000 feet, while Josh is manifesting a role on The Pitt. We dive into intrusive thoughts (like chucking your dog off the balcony), proper sauna etiquette (again) and the Venmo crimes that’ll send you stra...

Mazel Morons! This week, Ben recounts his self-inflicted near-death experience, Josh admits to full-body code-switching at Equinox, and together, we pitch insurance for EVERYTHING. Plus: we weigh in on the new Pope, unpack Jewish mob lore, and finally start The Sopranos 25 years late. What are ya nuts?! Love ya!

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Mazel Morons! This week, Ben’s prepping for his baby’s bris and Josh is reminiscing about the time a chimp nearly shut down the Drake & Josh set. We spiral into essential baby prep (designer diapers vs. Costco classics), fake parenting advice from David Attenborough, and and whether Jake Paul is actually… emotionally healed? Plus: Big Justice and AJ sightings at the MrBeast premiere, elephants walking through the Linco...

Mazel Morons! Today, we’re back with another solo episode for your listening pleasure. Ben pitches the next great American institution: a fast-casual tuna, egg, and chicken salad bar—Cold Stone style. Josh isn’t buying it (yet), but that doesn’t stop us from spiraling into a food-fueled fever dream of custom wraps, funeral spreads, and White Castle-based exit strategies. We’re talking everything from airport meltdowns and ...

ORDER IN THE COURT, MORONS! Today we’re joined by the one and only Limor Mojdehiazad, otherwise known as @LawyerLimor, to help us wrap our heads around the messiest trials of the year. Karen Read is back in court for the alleged murder of her Boston cop boyfriend- the case includes a snowstorm, a missing party, and a house full of cops with zero alibis. Then, we unpack Diddy’s RICO case, freak offs, and why baby oil is bei...

Howdy morons! Joshy and Benny are BACK and better than ever. Ben recounts the chaos of his 24-hour trip to South Carolina (United Airlines, we have notes,) while Josh reflects on the wild emotional rollercoaster of raising kids, getting botox for his chest, and watching his son fall in love with… a Kia Soul. Plus, the guys debate Monopoly strategy, gym etiquette, and whether you can ever truly feel confident in your u...