Good Guys

Mazel morons! We’re back and hungrier than ever- literally. Today, we dive into our most unhinged food talk yet, from family-style Chinese feasts and vending machine obsessions to why peanut noodles might be the ultimate “I’ve given up” meal. We weigh in on celebrity meet-cutes (Pam & Liam?!), play matchmaker for our own absurd four-ways, and somehow end up deep in Canadian politics. Plus, we tackle your questions, get...

Mazel morons! Today we’re kicking things off with sports talk before diving into Josh’s absolutely unhinged Dennis Rodman story-complete with alien emojis, North Korea, and an on-air crime confession that mysteriously never made it to broadcast. From there, we spiral into swaddles, chowder in 100-degree heat, and Josh’s first-ever allergic reaction (spoiler: expired lotion is the villain). Plus, we answer YOUR questions ab...

Mazel morons! Josh is shopping for a pickup truck and possibly a whole new personality, while Ben vents about BMW’s deeply flawed “eco” settings. We break down the best Jewish cars (spoiler: not Volvos), reminisce about family catering trauma, and share their dream Hillstone orders in a new segment called “I’ll Have What He’s Having.” Plus: Josh opens up about toddler sleep struggles, Ben goes beast mode on creatine, and w...

Mazel morons! Your boys are back- mic flags off, baby monitors on, and the haters firmly in their sights. Today, Ben celebrates Ruby’s elite sleep schedule (eight to four, four to eight!), while Josh explains why his household is running on fumes and toddler chaos. We swap parenting war stories, plan a groovy Bar Mitzvah, and reflect on the fine line between jealousy and celebration. We also pay tribute to the late Hulk Ho...

Mazel morons! Elmo’s in hot water, Josh is his crisis PR team, and Ben's five days deep into a creatine bender. Today we’re unpacking Sesame Street’s antisemitism scandal (yes, really), debate Epstein conspiracies, and pitch a big-and-proud fashion line that’s sure to please. Plus: the rise of the gym cigarette, TikTok steroid bros, questionable wedding etiquette, and Ben’s ongoing feud with a tank-topped Hamptons rager. A...

Mazel morons! Today we’re joined once again by the iconic, legendary, BOARD CERTIFIED Dr. Terry Dubrow! We’re talking nose jobs done by dentists, the facade of transparency, life threatening enhancements, and Dr. Terry’s newest venture, Plastic Surgery Rewind on E! Plus, we delve into the magic of microdosing Ozempic and uncover what Dr. Dubrow *really* thinks about Ben’s supplement habits and Josh’s gynecomastia. If ...

Well well well, wouldya look at that?! A BONUS Good Guys episode on a FRIDAY that'll just truly blow your socks off. Today, we're breaking our cardinal rule (again) and eating on the pod. But we're not just eating anything, babes- because Applebee's 2 for $25 is BACK. We're talking classic childhood memories at the Bees, what makes the perfect movie night, the blessing and curse of being cool enough to "grab a slice" and w...

Mazel morons! This week, we’re taking on the impossible: selling milk of magnesia, toe socks, and America's least glamorous fish. Ben’s baby is officially hefty, Josh’s kids are thriving (and loving sparkling water), and the Doona stroller is public enemy number one. Plus, we debate moving out of our beloved port cities, the legitimacy of branzino, and Elon's AI chatbot's very problematic update. From hard scrambled eggs t...

Mazel morons! We're fired up this week—from Diddy’s white party guest list to billionaires dodging the brunch bill. We debate generational wealth, trash hosts, and whether Ariana Madix is actually qualified to host Love Island. Plus, Ben declares war on dry bagels, Josh plots his future as the shady uncle, and we build the Jewish Chick-fil-A of your dreams (or nightmares). What are ya, nuts?

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Mazel Morons! This week, we’re diving straight into the DRAMA- AKA, Josh showed up in shorts and OH BOY does he have a reason. While Josh is busy missing fabric on the lower part of his leg, Ben is missing the lox on his Hampton’s bagel and shares a Popeye’s sauce review that gets surprisingly emotional. We fantasize about how we’d go about consuming 10,000 calories in a day, becoming the next 1000-lb sisters, and touring ...

Mazel morons! This week, we’re in *peak* summer mode- Ben's fully embracing his Hamptons dad era (and yes, that includes underwear-only mornings), and Josh is still haunted by a forgotten hospital tip. We weigh in on awkward wedding gifts, the politics of lingerie, and whether using ChatGPT for apologies is sweet... or sociopathic. Then, Knicks point guard Deuce McBride joins the show to talk dad life with a newborn, locke...

Mazel Morons! Drumroll please... JOSH HAD A BABY! (Well, technically Paige did, but you get it.) In this very special solo episode, the Good Guys reunite to celebrate the birth of Josh’s third child—Meyer Peck—and reflect on everything from C-sections and baby names to overpriced groceries in the Hamptons. Josh recaps the entire birth story from hospital hallways to “nice close, Dr. K,” while Ben confesses to totally forge...

Mazel Morons! On this immaculate Monday, we're welcoming actress and actual superhero Isabela Merced (yes, Hawkgirl herself) to the studio. We dive into our Nickelodeon roots, our cameos on The Last of Us, and the haunting legacy of the Peruvian Puff Pepper. We cover everything from coca tea and Mark Wahlberg’s beach-chair naps to Love Island as a form of therapy. Plus, speakpipes, weddings without bridesmaids, and the uni...

Mazel morons, and Happy Fork of July! We’re joined by our newest Founding Fathers, Benny and Joshy. Today, we’re talking picnics, pyrotechnics, and push presents. Josh reminisces about posting brand deals mid-vows, Ben’s grilling three kinds of hot dogs, and together we contemplate the true meaning of independence... from parenting, firework safety, and financial responsibility. Plus: tanning bed truths, Birkin bag economi...

Mazel morons! This week, we welcome the one and only Catfish legend Nev Schulman. Things get Jewish real fast—Ben shares his Yeshiva past, Nev talks South Williamsburg Shabbat sirens, and Josh becomes the honorary rabbi of Brentwood. The dads go deep on fatherhood, night nurses, and the secret jealousy no one tells you about. Then: Catfish confessions. Nev opens up about the origins of the show, the wildest stories that ne...

We’re late to the party, but we’ve finally watched Girls... and we kinda loved it? Ben issues a formal apology to Lena Dunham (while pointing out she’s unnecessarily naked 97% of the time), Josh talks about softening with age and trying not to judge internet punching bags, and we invent a brilliant new product that'll make you *whistle* with delight. We also cover the sacred art of the bris (shoutout to Rabbi Katzenstein),...

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Morons and Toasters! It’s time we gather round... for the birth story you’ve all been waiting for! Today, we’re shouting BH from the rooftops and unpacking everything about our beautiful baby boy Ruby Soffer’s grand entrance. (!!!) From medical grade coffee runs and epidurals to birthing playlists, unconditional love and hospital sleep deprivation, we leave no stone unturned. Plus, we ...

Mazel morons! Today we’re joined by The Office legend, actor, author, and spiritual explorer Rainn Wilson—and yes, it gets weird in the best way. We talk residual injustice (hi, Drake & Josh), redefining masculinity, 12-step spirituality, and the emotional damage caused by banana bread. Rainn opens up about the spiritual power of theater, the loneliness epidemic, and how Dwight Schrute almost didn't exist. Pl...

Mazel morons! It's another immaculate Monday, and today we're unpacking the existential question: are you still people-pleasing if your voice drops an octave? Josh reveals his “actor voice,” Ben relives being shot in the ass with vitamin B, and the guys spiral into microphallus territory before debating NAD drips, diet culture, parenting, and why the 13th floor is a scam. Plus: ghost threesomes, OnlyFans ethics, foreskin t...