July 12, 2023 • 41 mins
This week is filled with ups, downs, and a bunch of Anoles! We begin this episode by reading comments from some of our biggest and most consistent viewers. Then, a recent trip to Florida sparks the return of everyone's favorite segment, Hannah's Dumpster Dive. Finally, we wrap this puppy up with some things from our childhood that just hit differently as we get older.
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Yay networks. I think that's themain thing here, not having anxiety.
Yeah, that's the main joy ofchildhood exactly. You don't think of all
the things that can go wrong.Lock him back, everyone, Welcome back,
Junkyard Mayhem returns. It turns foranother life Enhanced Sam episode. I'm
(00:30):
sitting here looking at Shane and hehas this is kind of like a chronic
issue, but it's really pronounced rightnow, chronic issue? Are you about
to make fun of? He hasa segment of eyebrow hair, maybe like
four or five hairs that I thinkit's because of how you sleep on your
pillow get pushed straight up and itdoes a little flip up towards the top
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of his head and it's lolled itcat limb. It looks just like Count
old Off in a series of unfortunateevents in the movie. I wouldn't have
this chronic issue if my caregiver whatbrush brush out my eyebrows? I try,
it's permanent. I think we needto like either wet them or hot
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iron them down. That's how I'mgonna your tattooed eyebrows on. Is it
like microbleeding or something? I don'tknow. Is that. No, it's
not that I'm gonna get make yourbleed fakey brows, but go down instead
of up. Yes, yeah,the episode it's not about eyebrows. No,
it just caught my attention. It'sit's staring at me. But if
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I began to try right now,like i'd like, completely unprompted, and
you found out in this moment thatthis has been a lifelong in security for
me, and I just saw,Wow, that'd be awful. I feel
terrible, and then we broket up. I guess it's how divorce. My
hair married broke up. I'm luckilyI know that that's not that's not a
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problem you have. So this episodeis about people being very mean to us,
starting with me and your eyebrow.It actually is about people being mean,
not just ham Okay, it's abouta dumpster dive. Yep, they're
back, which we will save thetopic of yes for a little while.
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And then we are wanted to takea haunted trip. Oh, get back
to childhood and reflect upon things thatwe absolutely loved, could not get enough
of as kids, but now whichsuck. Oh okay, that's very specific.
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I've been pondering yet great, andI have some. I figured you'll
have some. I don't know howI'm supposed to. Okay, I'll think
about it. Your whole thing islike missing your youth. Yeah, so
I don't have any things that suck. Now, Neo Pats loved it,
still think it's great. I'm sureit's just as good as I remember.
So maybe all my items you'll justbe like, yeah, no, I
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still love that all right. Butfirst, we have had a very good
run on YouTube lately. A fewof our videos are receiving millions of views
a day. I was gonna saydefine good because because from this evil metric
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lives, we are receiving millions ofviews a few of our videos, mostly
one video, which is a liketen second clip of how you get Me
into the pool? Yeah, it'sfrom like twenty twenty, twenty nineteen.
It's an old twenty nineteen. It'sa little video and it's just very simple.
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It's just music, there's no talking. It just shows how you pick
me up out of my chair orim pool fools, and then you carried
me to the pool and put mein the water. Wow, very simple.
With all of these tens of millionsof views, I thought we would
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check him on how the comments section? Why would we do that? Why
would we do that? I wouldgive people little idea of what it's like
to be disabled and inter abled onYouTube, because I mean, they know
if you've been watching your list today, yeah for a while, you know,
But maybe you don't get the stoke. So I don't think I get
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the scope of it, because it'sbeen years since I have read the comments
big comments. I we are aboutto read you are from a one hour
window on this video one hour?Are there nice ones? There are lots
of nice ones. I didn't I'mjust wondering. I didn't extlute that.
Yeah, for my own brain,Like, are there any nice There are
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tons of nice comments? There aretons of horrible I'm sure you are going
to read represent maybe one fifth ofhamas that we got in this hour,
and they represent maybe half of allthe mean ones. Yeah, I carried
I didn't like the most hats okay, or like redundant? Nice of you?
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Nice of you to leave out themost harm? Yeah, like she
have people reacting to a nice videoof a wife pretty her husband in the
pool. Okay? Should I readtheir name? If some of them are
kind of funny? Yeah, allright, well this one is Dallas Cowboys
six nine nine three. This isall bs. Is that my technique or
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just the relationship as a whole?Does he have a better way to get
you in the pool? I lovethat reaction. She's beginning in the pool.
This is bullshit, and then hereally wants to be swimming. Yeah,
he's just mad that he's not ina pool. Okay. I Jose
Luise said, bad taste shameful?What part of it? I think probably
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in the skin that suits. Wewere invading suits as getting in the pool
one does when they're swimming. We'reat the Disney pool, right, is
that the video? Yeah, theDisney We're like a public pool. How
is that? It's shameful? Maybethey're talking about my disability. Maybe put
yourself from the bad taste. It'sjust bad taste. You make your wife
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list to you. Yeah, it'sprobably that we're wearing swimsuits. It's probably
that I'm wearing a swimsuit. It'sprobably not a big deal that you're wearing
a swim It's okay, all right. Guy Brooks thirty four eighties says all
due respect bed after it begins withall dec I had high hopes and then
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I and the rest of the sentence, all due respect, I'd rather be
dead than have a loved one carefor me like this, I okay,
guy and jubilantly smiling as I getinto and we're at like a resort,
as I have an amazing wife who'slike lifting me to have a fun time.
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Yeah, and to this man,it is worse than death. Yeah,
he would rather be dead than doingI'm doing in this video. Yep,
that's a funny juxtaposition. Well youknow what that actually reminds me.
I posted the picture of us inthe pool from this year's Karison May conference
at the Disney the Disney World resort. This other video details. This other
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video is the disney Land resort,so please don't get confused. But we
were in a pool. It's abeautiful pool, and like a lot of
comments were like that's the best Disneypool out of all the resorts, Like
it's gorgeous, it's huge. Yeah, I just post, but like a
week ago. Uh, and it'sjust me holding Shane in the pool,
like one nice photo and then twolike outtakes when he flops over, like
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yeah, we're struggling. But someonethey were like mostly nice comments because it's
it's Instagram, which tends to bebetter. But one comment that like a
lot of people jumped on was You'rewasting your life and it was like just
some troll guy, and I waslike, sir, like I actually want
to make a reel about this,because like, I am on a trip
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to Disney World at a luxury resort, like gorgeous hotel, in a beautiful
pool, and I'm wasting yeah,smiling in the pool with my husband.
I am wasting my life. Iwould love to see where that man wrote
that comment from what are you doingwith your life? He's in a nice
hotel and his six star partner doesnot have a disability. I guarantee that
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they are. They are actively liftingweights. Yeah, I did right,
I did it right. But youknow he's not. You know, that's
not it. Okay, Anyway,moving on, that just reminded me Alpha
Q. That's always bad when itstarts with alpha alpha Q six seven seven
eight. That's her brother. Let'sbe realistic. No one person would be
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with a physically challenged person. That'sjust how it is. No one,
not even just like me, butno one. They show this video and
it was the very first time thatthey have ever encountered a disabled person being
with a non disabled person. Theyshould go to the CURSMA conference. We
were swimming in couples. They shouldmaybe clutch on one other digitube video saying,
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I mean it's not rare. No, it's not rare at all.
Oh my god. They have avery specific type of content that they like
to watch before every search on YouTube. This person writes non disabled, Yeah,
block any video qualifier. I likethat they used the physically challenged person,
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like with that comment you they triedto go polite there. They you
know, went a little askew,but like they thought that that was really
polite. Not gonna be men.But you're certainly not married. That is
your brother, oh man okay amere Wahab twenty one twenty six says unconditional
one sided love. How much sacrificeyou are doing? Unbelievable one sided love,
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one sided love. Rich from thevideo, I guess you can make
the argument that you are the onedoing the action, therefore providing the love,
and you probably don't provide anything back. I am to be fair sort
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of lamb and smiling. However,I didn't want to assume that there is
more our life and relationship than instancesof you lifted me into posed, did
not, did not extrapolate anything goodfrom that. Okay, uh, these
are like a bunch together. I'mnot going to read their names. Yeah,
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I wanted to give you a flavorfor this part, but it's four
different people. Must be rich,then he must have a lot of money,
Then you know he has money.Then she probably milking his disability dough.
So the ones about like me havingmoney probably the most common, like
rude helmet that we get. Andit's just drifting in both abolism and sexism.
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Yeah, you know, for obviousreasons. We've explented it a million
times. But I put these here. There were like a dozen more of
these in this one hour time period, and I just wanted to say to
everyone leaving comments, and this iszat vay and you are so original.
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That's true, you're someone original.You are a lot of things, but
you're also un original. You're horribleand I don't like you, but you
are tired and you are glorium.Yeah, and it's un original. Give
us some flare come like yeah,but the all dude respect one they at
least yet a little bonus for yeah, pread a slightly different comment. You're
right, okay, Alamo Prepper ninetyone, Gee, I are all the
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people that leave me and comment's thesame person. I don't know Alamo Prepper.
Is that a thing? I thinkAlamo is like where they are?
Maybe I assume Pepper is like yeah, but maybe it's somebody else, you
know what. Maybe they prepare Alamopeppers. I have no idea. Poor
Gal needs real man. Not thatthat reminds me of Kevin in the office
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using less words. Imagine a cavemanand it's caveman logic. Kah ooh woman
nice. Poor Gal needs real man. Not that I love that. Poor
Gal probably galande man who hold begstick? He ring? Oh okay,
shame good one, good one.Well, he's probably preparing a bunker that
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I could join. I think heprobably counts himself as a real man.
Yeah, I'm going to go outon a limb and say that he is.
He is raising his hand as allthe canned foods that you don't need
to survive. We have a lotof canned apocalypse. Yeah, poor me.
Not that don't mean that all right, Roaring cat one, you are
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a very special lady with a heartof gold. You deserve something special for
what you do? Like what sendme a present? I did? I
included this one because she's not orthey are not a cat, so whatever.
This person is not trying to bemean. No, they think they're
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being nice. Nice, But ifyou read this comment with the right lens,
you see ye that it's a littlerude. They assume and has given
up and sacrificing a lot and dealingwith like a very negative situation and deserves
praise. Yeah, that I havea heart of gold for being with you.
That I'm not getting the same thingout of the relationship that you Arecause
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if it was a great useful marriage, Yeah, that wouldn't take a heart
of gold. That would be reallyweird. You only deserve a president because
your your husband is ruining your Yeah. I think of a couple that you
know that's married, whether it's likeyour parents or your siblings and friend.
Yeah, like a nice just anice couple. Go up to one of
them and say they deserve a theyhave a heart of gold for what they
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do, and that they deserve somethingspecial for being in that relationship. Promise
you. The other partner is generallylet's you're like, what the hell just
mean? That will tell you exactlyhow rude it is, all right,
Craig Craig h eight three two.It's more like the cameraman has a love
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affair with another man's wife. Ohmy mom was filming us. Yeah.
What Craig doesn't know is that mymom was the one filming us a lot
too. That whoever holding camera ismy true real partner of yours. And
it's almost as your mom. It'salmost never not been my mom here.
And there's your friend that were orwe popped it up on that tree.
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But as far as I's videos,it's never been your part Okay, Mercedes
Bellfield ten eleven. People with specialneeds are sarcastic, very hung up on
themselves, and yes think they areit. It must be a way to
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deal with their handicap. Myself,I think they are special, but I
can't stand to be around them.Why in the world, this may be
the most outlandish comment we've ever received, Right, please tell me this is
a joke. It started off reallygood. I was like, yeah,
I mean that you kept get hungup on myself and I use it to
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deal with my hand attap. Can'tstand to be around. You can't stand
to be around them. I thinkthey're it. How many people has this
person met? Also? In thatvideo we were there was no talking.
It was a silent film. Itwas ten seconds long. How much could
she have gotten from that video?Wow? I was How didn't you carry
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me in a very late shirtastic way? You should tell that I thought I
was it? And she should telltoo. Oh my god, we have
one more, all right? WayneDrake, sixteen thirty six. All these
A lot of these people have fournumbers. Is this all the same person
making like a bunch of accounts?I have? That's my dream, I
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hope. So they're dedicated, andthey've been dedicated for about seven years.
So they made thousands and thousands ofaccounts. Now they're all written differently.
Wayne Drake says, that's got tobe the saddest thing to see people,
especially children, in conditions like this. No one should ever have to go
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through this. Does he know you'renot a child? Once again? Please
watchair videos. Yeah you have anytiny tiny part of your brain that thinks,
wow this YEI has it? Rough? Yeah, I didn't do that.
I'd rather be dead. Watch hervideos. Watch the videos by other
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disabled people and respect our experience,which from our videos and the videos and
you know posts of many other disabledpeople. Yeah, we're telling you we
have current lives. We're having fun, we get to work and have success,
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we travel, we're in love,exactly the end, the end,
Mic drop drop And I can't reallyknow we're tethered in here, but I
didn't. We should take yeahs outseriously from all that bile, vile bile.
Yeah, and then I've got adumpster dive for you. Oh all
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right, here we go. Allright, we're back. It's time for
my dumpster dive. We're going backto Disney World. But we're not talking
about I mean, actually, itwould make a lot more sense if we
were doing like a on Disney orthat one. No, No, it's
it's I'm actually a little bit embarrassedright now because of how not that it
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is. Um. You know,when you're in Florida and you see all
those little lizards everywhere or editwhere inthe South. Really, yeah, but
they're everywhere, are they? Yeah? I guess that. Okay, Well
in Florida is where I'm talking about. Can't I can't vouch for the species
in different states Shane. Another animal. Yes, we're doing another animal.
We're doing a knolls. Now ananimal. You said, it's an animal
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called an a knoll. All right, okay, I've already learned sometime.
These are the little Florida lizards thatare all around. Yes, how do
you spell it? Is it likeanoal Shane, It's spelled a n O
l E A knoll. Okay.So I've always been a very big fan
of these lizards, ever since Ifirst went to Florida when I was like
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seven. What do you mean bybig fan? I love them. I
love to see them. I getexcited every time I see you one.
We don't have lizards like that inConnecticut where I grew up. In Minnesota,
we don't see lizards. So I'vealways loved to see them. Anyway,
at the conference, we were sittingwith friends talking and I watched out
of the corner of my eye alarge lizard, a large anknoll, chasing
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and then capturing with its mouth atiny a knoll. That's herrin. Well,
I interrupted a very deep conversation.No. I waited until it was
over, and then I was like, um, like, did anybody did
I just saw this horrible thing happened. Yeah, and our friends were like,
oh, no, they eat eachother like that, that's totally that's
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totally what you and I was like, excuse me. So then I figured
this would be a perfect topic fora deep dive, you know, a
lazer cannibal and yes, well theannuls in general. And the first thing
I needed to figure out was howto pronounce a knoll, because I knew
they were called that, but Iwasn't confident to say a knoll or a
nulli Shane. And it turns outthat you can say either a knoll or
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annulli, and different sources say differentways. However, I'm going to go
with the Smithsonian their video. Theypronounced it a knoll, but a lot
of people say annulli. I feellike, yeah, I haven't heard all
well, I have when I wasresearching this, but whatever, anyway,
I'm going to use a knoll.But there are eight species of annoles a
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knoll. I wonder what the pluralis. I didn't get that far.
Anol Annoli found in Florida, butonly one of them is native, and
that's the green annol. There's seven, yes, just bopped in the seven
others they were brought in on likeships, boats, the illegal pet trade,
all that stuff. Not always illegalpet trade. I guess some of
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it is llegal, but all right, Brown annol, crested Annol, Hispanol,
and green Annolo, I know,night annol, Hispanola, and stout
annol, bark annol, and Jamaicangiant annol, which I really want to
see that one. I want JamaicanGiant. I know, they are like
one of the most popular lizard pets, if not most, not the Jamaican
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annols in general are like the mostpopular lizards. Yes, what I know.
They're so small to you, Iknow, you just want to get
a baby. Yeah, okay.And they're also I just have to say,
like they have a death wish.They stamper in front of my viols.
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Yeah, and I've I'm so close. They're ruining many of them.
But you never did not hit oneyet you haven't the first. Yeah,
all right, So green and brownannuals are the most common, So that's
probably the ones that we see themost. They both We're gonna go into
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the eating thing because I just couldn'twait for this. They both eat like
bugs, you know, the normalthings that you would imagine a lizard eats.
But yeah, but brown annuals areparticularly known for eating like anything that
they can physically get their mouths no, very serious, Yeah, pretty much
anything, including like small fish,Like they'll snatch fish from the side of
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you know, the ponds. Itreminds me of you and they didn't that
you can get your mouth around there. Yeah. Uh and also small lizards.
Okay, the green anles will occasionallythey've been seen eating like baby brown
annoles like other species babies. Butit's like very rare, like not a
common thing. It's been witness though. Yeah, it happens often enough that
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it's not that rare. Well,it's been witnessed, but it's like,
wow, that happens occasionally. Brownand oles will like eat baby lizards.
And they will not just eat babygreen annoles. They will eat their own
baby brown man, which these articlescalled cannibalizing baby brown and oles. I
knew it. It's yeah, havetheir own species lives too. Yeah,
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it's not like they chase them down. Anything that moves they'll chase Okay,
so they bet you, um Iguess they like could that was never in
any They don't really and their mouthsdon't the kind of teeth they have are
not teeth that like would be aproblem for the futile effort. It would
just be like a yeah, itwould be right. It would be so
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cute. I know, all rightwhen they made when they mate the brown,
I'm sorry, when they mate,but this is a green and brown.
I'm pretty sure the male And theysaid that shane the male. Like
they do this whole thing where themale's like, you know, bob and
his head around and the female willbe like, I'm yes, I accept
you, yeah, and then themale will come over and bite her neck
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to hold on, and then they'llmate for like an hour and now that's
what one article said, thirty tosixty minutes and then she goes and lays
her egg. Geez. But thatwas the brown. It might be quicker
for green. I don't know anyway, that's not even written in here.
Our maiden really puts you in theeating us literally can't wait for this one
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to hatch. Okay, but brownannul. So we were saying that they
eat their babies, they will alsoeat they do eat their own shedded skin.
When they shed their skin, they'lleat it, yeah, which is
a good source of calcium and ifthey lose their tail, like if it
gets you know, caught or whatever, they will eat their tail. And
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they don't like we don't really knowif that is for food or to like
not leave a trace for predators,but they have been known to eat their
own tail. It's kind of likehow dogs will take well, not all
dogs, but some dolls will theyeat their own peope? Yeah, or
like their throw up around disgusting.Sorry everyone, sorry, anyway, this
is surely a dump. Brown annualsare generally less arboreal than green knolls,
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so they're more often on the ground, whereas green and oles, say,
more in the trees. I wastrying to work out in my big brain
what arboreal man and arbor day Probablyin trees. Wow, good job you
got there. Uh So anyway,brown an oles who are like just a
more badass version of a green knoleor like in a crazy eased way,
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yeah, sad like just like abad they're bad. Where So the green
ones are a little bit more chill, but the brown ones are not native.
So they're native to the Bahamas andCuba. And we're introduced to southern
Florida like decades ago, like sixtyyears ago, on like a ship.
You know, they just stowed away. Uh and they have out competed the
North American native green knole. Iknow, we're eating them. They're they're
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like you guys that don't eat eachother, Like here we are, we're
going to eat you. Uh Ireally just eating itself. Well it works
for them. Uh So the greenknole has declined in numbers as a result.
But it's not it's not in likea catastrophic you're dad, I know,
they're the nice, well mannered yeahsthat aren't eating people. Yeah,
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are eating yet now they're being hunted. They're being hunted. Uh so this
is actually really interesting. This isa quote. Yeah. As a result
of invasive brown a knoles, greenknoles have had to perch higher and higher
up in trees, and generation aftergeneration, their feet evolved to become better
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at gripping the thinner, smoother branchesfound higher up. As a result,
over the course of just fifteen yearsand about twenty generations, their toepads have
become larger, with more sticky scaleson their feet, A great example of
rapid evolution at work. Yeah,so the green knolls are just moving up,
so we probably I always think ofit. I was taking him like
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thousands or millions of years. Ithink that's like the classic sense of it.
This is more like and then they'recalling it rapid animal that the generation
cycle is is that quick? Twentygenerations for us would take long time time.
Yeah, it's interesting. We couldbreed uh Chloe, if she was
breedable, breed I don't know,evolve her into something like a smarter I'm
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just what can we breed into somethingbetter? Why are we breeding? I
was thinking of rapid evolution? Yeah, A brown and knole, A brown
and ole, a a dog mist, a little fluffy. Okay, okay,
it's late in the day, it'sthree pm. We're in our slump,
everybody, I don't mind us,all right. So green and knoles
live about two to eight years inthe wild. These are the green ones
now, the more subdued. That'sa big variance. Yeah, well,
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because they're being hunted by brown andoles, so you never really know.
And four to six years in captivity, um, and they'll eat like a
lot of other you know, allthe same stuff. Also just not quite
as you know, not quite asmuch. They are referred to as American
chameleons. Even though they're not truechameleons because they can change their color from
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brown to green and a couple differentshades in there. If they d changed
hollers, you'd be like, no, no, we're not there. Maybe
I don't think so, but Idon't care. What. Yeah, males
and emails both have dew laps,the skin under their throat dow lap.
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Yeah, but males dow laps aremuch bigger and bright red, while females
do laps are much smaller and whiteor pale pink. You know, the
little the number of words in thissegment that sounds almost inappropriate. I know
it's hard for you. All right, we're wrapping it up now. I
have one more fun fact that isgoing to make you never want to go
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to Florida again. Well, I'malready there, so I like, I
almost don't believe that this is true, but it was like on a very
reputable website. This is about greenknoles. They can glide from high perches
with the help of a membrane closeto the legs. Yeah, no,
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apparently really, so you never knowwhen a green knole is going to fly
down from the upper branches of atree and you and land on you.
I couldn't believe it. I waslike, I want to see one fly.
Yeah, I've never seen the lizardfly. I know, Well we
could probably like look it up.It's probably like they can jump really far
between branches or something. So likeif we get to the catcher right now,
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yeah, well, after we finishedthis episode, there will be annals
there that we could purchase. Ithink, so, I don't I have
to check what's in stock. Ifeel like it's where like a nice big
fish tank probably wouldn't be big enough. Yeah, you know that we could
get one of those big seven footlike ones for iguanas and get like,
(30:36):
yeah, no, you don't wantIf they have that room sized thing,
we could turn our basement into anannoy. Yeah. Yeah, that would
do a while. With Lizar andGeorge. Hey, if you know this
is a shared house, but wehave an idea. We have an idea
for the basement and clear out yourstuff, everybody. And by idea we
mean we have a box of thirtyannals here. They are eating each other
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aggressively. We need to get themout of their spops, so we released
them in the basement. Don't getdown there. Wow, it would be
fun. I would love to havea big room in the basement dedicated to
an animal of some kind that's yourdream, maybe like guinea pigs. Gags.
Every animal sounds so just like dirtyto me. What about Like I'm
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going to call up one of thoseuh commenters and ask, maybe the one
with the bunker, ask if anybodyanybody like guinea pigs that wants to take
me in. This is run itscourse, Pardal doesn't even have a basement.
Fellow in the holes. All right, we have one more segment,
Shane's things that are no longer goodafter childhood I'm really excited to do.
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Are upset if you're right back?We are about and let's take a moment
to reflect upon all of the filmsthat we loved about childhood but which now
we hate. Oh strong, Gettingold is about loss, okay, the
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loss of innocence. I'll begin lunchof thos if you are unaware or in
a different country where they don't havethem, or these like little packets prepared
lunch boxes that have like there's differenttimes, but they have like little build
your own nachos, and it's like, yeah, it'll be like like turkey
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sandwich, though but it's like ritzcrackers, yeah, sandwich they're very like
skimpy. Yeah, it's like tensad notcho chips and then like a packet
of salsa. Yeah, they spentthe like on the dough behind them.
But as a kid, they werea delicacy, at least for me.
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I had a number of breakdowns inthe rosery store, begam literally beggam my
mom or dad to let me getone lunch. I won't even eat it
today, I'll save it. I'llsave it for this week. Please.
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They have the pizza flavor please,Wow. And the food batman didn't strike
me as particularly vile. Yeah,so it was just amazing. But today,
or in today's age, Yeah,you know, as a thirty mine
year old, if I opened thelunchable, I think I would kindly asked
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for a different edgit. But youknow what that's new because when you first
moved out here, which was fiveyears ago, you were about twenty six.
Yeah. I remember on one ofour first trips to the grocery store,
you saw luncha bowls in the refrigeratorsection and you were so excited and
you bought one nostalagia. Yeah,do you remember that? It wasn't it's
over now. It was decidedly bad. Yeah. I have one memory of
(34:06):
lunchables, and it's when I wasin elementary school. I was not I've
never eaten a lunchable. I wasnot allowed to buy lunchable as it wasn't
an option. I didn't have grocerystore meltdowns because I was not even showing
the lunchables, like I did notknow about the swiftly pas like tofu section.
But uh, I remember that onetime a kid brought a lunchable into
(34:27):
school as like they're a lunch Thisprobably happened more than once, but I
saw it once, like next tome having the best day of Yeah,
I have probably his special treat lunch, and I was like, oh my
god, that's so cool, likethat whole kid that they have there,
and like I had my premate likemy mom's made sandwich, you know whatever
she packed me, and like mylittle pickle slices. But I loved But
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that one time I was like,oh, I want a lunch a bowl
that I never did have one,and now it's too late and now they
are not. Yeah, Richard,your video try all right? I have
one chin. Yes, water parkso Mine. We drove past the water
park and Disney and I was like, oh my god, water park,
(35:12):
Like I really want to go.And then I we went to the pool
and there were like kids everywhere,like spitting and splashing. Yeah, more
than PM. And I was like, oh, like kids are definitely like
peeing and pooping and they're like swimdiapers. That is disgusting. I'm not
putting my heart in the way.Yeah. And then I thought of a
water park like a wave pool.Used to love them, and now I'm
(35:32):
like, that is actually disgusting.Yeah, disgusting. And you you get
going to do the water side thatour hotel had as you relate, well,
there's a lot of people. Yeah, yeah, it's closed. What
if I get stuck that you're akid at the top of that. Because
I had none of those fears oflike what if I get stuck? I
just I didn't get stuck. Itwas fine. Yeah, so sad,
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I think that's the main thing here, not having anxiety. Yeah, that's
the main Joe have childhood exactly.You don't think of all the things that
could go wrong unless she's child Iwasn't anxious, but I was not about
like germs. Yeah, and nowI'm more like you. That's gross.
Yeah, you couldn't pay me toy you a wrong a part today?
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Yeah, I mean I would ifyou ask, Yeah, you would saying
you would. All right, Ihave another one. Sleepovers. Excuse excuse
me? Are you still like sleepovers? What's wrong with a sleepover? Okay?
Well to do about it? Asa kid, you are, it's
like top to your excitement. Yeah, you know your parents? Can I
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sleep don't stay wait till I finish. Don't say no one till I'm dying.
Man, please sleepover at Marissa's house. You're sleeping over. I didn't
know Marissa. Kevin? Whoever?Why would I be sleeping over at Kevin's
house? Kevin is a fake rot. I'm a kid. Okay, this
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is my best friend. My parentssaid, you know what, Yeah,
you've been good lately, Johad heavea sleepover? Boom. That's true.
You're playing video games. You're likethe intense joy when your parents say yes
to a sleep I can still feelit now as an adult. The only
time you really ever sleep over atanother adult's house is like, I'm not
(37:22):
going to play stay with a family. Yeah, but like their friend is
like, if you've been there toolate and maybe you don't want to drive,
like visiting and you're like, allright, i'll crash in the count.
Well, I mean it's still fun. Like I don't have my coffee.
I know, I don't have myspecial robe that I like, But
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you don't have that joy you knowthat? Like you don't. Yeah,
you're just like, yeah, I'llsleep here, that's true. I think
another one is all nighters. Yeah, like trying to stay up all night.
It was a big thing at sleepoversand now I could never and there's
we don't want it. Why wouldI want to do that? Why?
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Here? And there? I havethe idea of like, let's stay up
all night by midnight, I'm like, nah, it's gonna ruin my tomorrow
the amount of fun I will havefrom midnight to seven am there if I
just slept. Yeah, that's true. Okay, I have another one.
Have him vis a hole paper cashlike from the tooth Fairy. Yeah,
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but you would get a ten dollarsfrom my grandfather, my mom's dad,
give us a weekly allowance. Hetold it he would visit every week and
he would bring my brother and I. Oh yeah, I forgot about this.
He would give us each other littlezip flop bags of like ten pieces
of candy and then like a fivedollars bill. Oh my god. And
(38:51):
that five dollars bill was prized possessionmeant because I walk the seven to eleven
and yeah, a slurpie or whatevernow, and having money is obviously helpful,
but physical paper five dollar bill exciting. I'm like, I don't want
ten five dollar bills. I justwill use my part. I know what
(39:15):
amagin to deal with these? There'sa whole dollar bill. You're right,
so wow, maybe if you're leavingyour kid, Yeah, it could be
useful in the hotel, but otherwiseor something. All right, I have
one. I was just thinking aboutthis yesterday. I was laying outside and
I was thinking to myself, Rememberwhen you were a kid and you would
(39:37):
just like sprint around at random allthe time all day, Like you'd be
like what's over there and just likerun toward it? Yeah, or you'd
be like chase. You'd chase foran hour, for an hour, hide
and seek, and you just likego at top speed everywhere like how did
we not? And whenever you're carefew guys you lamented it you're like,
(40:01):
one more hour outside please? Socute a little bit should we do?
And oh my god? Yeah?But I like, I never have the
urge to run. No, thinkingof myself as a kid, I would
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like literally run everywhere. Yeah,he's not even like outside, just like
you're in the mall. Yeah,you know kids. Just you see a
kid run away from their parents,mom, run to the end of the
aisle. Ok, hold on,Oh my god, that's nice. I
wish I had a little bit ofthat. I did define that more energetic
childhood energy. And wonder I don'thave it. It's gone run and run
(40:46):
somewhere I can't. All right,that was cute, but yeah, not
that sad, I guess yet.Older how's benefits as well? Yeah?
Like, oh, okay, goahead, the wisdom let again from loss.
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All right, everyone, we hopeyou enjoyed this episode. There are
lots of highs and lows in thisepisode. It was a little all over
the place. If you enjoyed,please review, like the video whatever wherever
you're watching or listening. Yeah,do whatever you can. We appreciate it.
And it's a junkyard out there.And this junkyard is infested with annuals.
(41:32):
Why can you not say annuals ahnol anual no, no, yeah,
an annual goodbye,
Yay networks. I think that's themain thing here, not having anxiety.
Yeah, that's the main joy ofchildhood exactly. You don't think of all
the things that can go wrong.Lock him back, everyone, Welcome back,
Junkyard Mayhem returns. It turns foranother life Enhanced Sam episode. I'm
(00:30):
sitting here looking at Shane and hehas this is kind of like a chronic
issue, but it's really pronounced rightnow, chronic issue? Are you about
to make fun of? He hasa segment of eyebrow hair, maybe like
four or five hairs that I thinkit's because of how you sleep on your
pillow get pushed straight up and itdoes a little flip up towards the top
(00:53):
of his head and it's lolled itcat limb. It looks just like Count
old Off in a series of unfortunateevents in the movie. I wouldn't have
this chronic issue if my caregiver whatbrush brush out my eyebrows? I try,
it's permanent. I think we needto like either wet them or hot
(01:15):
iron them down. That's how I'mgonna your tattooed eyebrows on. Is it
like microbleeding or something? I don'tknow. Is that. No, it's
not that I'm gonna get make yourbleed fakey brows, but go down instead
of up. Yes, yeah,the episode it's not about eyebrows. No,
it just caught my attention. It'sit's staring at me. But if
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I began to try right now,like i'd like, completely unprompted, and
you found out in this moment thatthis has been a lifelong in security for
me, and I just saw,Wow, that'd be awful. I feel
terrible, and then we broket up. I guess it's how divorce. My
hair married broke up. I'm luckilyI know that that's not that's not a
(02:01):
problem you have. So this episodeis about people being very mean to us,
starting with me and your eyebrow.It actually is about people being mean,
not just ham Okay, it's abouta dumpster dive. Yep, they're
back, which we will save thetopic of yes for a little while.
(02:25):
And then we are wanted to takea haunted trip. Oh, get back
to childhood and reflect upon things thatwe absolutely loved, could not get enough
of as kids, but now whichsuck. Oh okay, that's very specific.
(02:49):
I've been pondering yet great, andI have some. I figured you'll
have some. I don't know howI'm supposed to. Okay, I'll think
about it. Your whole thing islike missing your youth. Yeah, so
I don't have any things that suck. Now, Neo Pats loved it,
still think it's great. I'm sureit's just as good as I remember.
So maybe all my items you'll justbe like, yeah, no, I
(03:09):
still love that all right. Butfirst, we have had a very good
run on YouTube lately. A fewof our videos are receiving millions of views
a day. I was gonna saydefine good because because from this evil metric
(03:30):
lives, we are receiving millions ofviews a few of our videos, mostly
one video, which is a liketen second clip of how you get Me
into the pool? Yeah, it'sfrom like twenty twenty, twenty nineteen.
It's an old twenty nineteen. It'sa little video and it's just very simple.
(03:52):
It's just music, there's no talking. It just shows how you pick
me up out of my chair orim pool fools, and then you carried
me to the pool and put mein the water. Wow, very simple.
With all of these tens of millionsof views, I thought we would
(04:12):
check him on how the comments section? Why would we do that? Why
would we do that? I wouldgive people little idea of what it's like
to be disabled and inter abled onYouTube, because I mean, they know
if you've been watching your list today, yeah for a while, you know,
But maybe you don't get the stoke. So I don't think I get
(04:36):
the scope of it, because it'sbeen years since I have read the comments
big comments. I we are aboutto read you are from a one hour
window on this video one hour?Are there nice ones? There are lots
of nice ones. I didn't I'mjust wondering. I didn't extlute that.
Yeah, for my own brain,Like, are there any nice There are
(04:58):
tons of nice comments? There aretons of horrible I'm sure you are going
to read represent maybe one fifth ofhamas that we got in this hour,
and they represent maybe half of allthe mean ones. Yeah, I carried
I didn't like the most hats okay, or like redundant? Nice of you?
(05:25):
Nice of you to leave out themost harm? Yeah, like she
have people reacting to a nice videoof a wife pretty her husband in the
pool. Okay? Should I readtheir name? If some of them are
kind of funny? Yeah, allright, well this one is Dallas Cowboys
six nine nine three. This isall bs. Is that my technique or
(05:48):
just the relationship as a whole?Does he have a better way to get
you in the pool? I lovethat reaction. She's beginning in the pool.
This is bullshit, and then hereally wants to be swimming. Yeah,
he's just mad that he's not ina pool. Okay. I Jose
Luise said, bad taste shameful?What part of it? I think probably
(06:15):
in the skin that suits. Wewere invading suits as getting in the pool
one does when they're swimming. We'reat the Disney pool, right, is
that the video? Yeah, theDisney We're like a public pool. How
is that? It's shameful? Maybethey're talking about my disability. Maybe put
yourself from the bad taste. It'sjust bad taste. You make your wife
(06:38):
list to you. Yeah, it'sprobably that we're wearing swimsuits. It's probably
that I'm wearing a swimsuit. It'sprobably not a big deal that you're wearing
a swim It's okay, all right. Guy Brooks thirty four eighties says all
due respect bed after it begins withall dec I had high hopes and then
(06:59):
I and the rest of the sentence, all due respect, I'd rather be
dead than have a loved one carefor me like this, I okay,
guy and jubilantly smiling as I getinto and we're at like a resort,
as I have an amazing wife who'slike lifting me to have a fun time.
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Yeah, and to this man,it is worse than death. Yeah,
he would rather be dead than doingI'm doing in this video. Yep,
that's a funny juxtaposition. Well youknow what that actually reminds me.
I posted the picture of us inthe pool from this year's Karison May conference
at the Disney the Disney World resort. This other video details. This other
(07:46):
video is the disney Land resort,so please don't get confused. But we
were in a pool. It's abeautiful pool, and like a lot of
comments were like that's the best Disneypool out of all the resorts, Like
it's gorgeous, it's huge. Yeah, I just post, but like a
week ago. Uh, and it'sjust me holding Shane in the pool,
like one nice photo and then twolike outtakes when he flops over, like
(08:07):
yeah, we're struggling. But someonethey were like mostly nice comments because it's
it's Instagram, which tends to bebetter. But one comment that like a
lot of people jumped on was You'rewasting your life and it was like just
some troll guy, and I waslike, sir, like I actually want
to make a reel about this,because like, I am on a trip
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to Disney World at a luxury resort, like gorgeous hotel, in a beautiful
pool, and I'm wasting yeah,smiling in the pool with my husband.
I am wasting my life. Iwould love to see where that man wrote
that comment from what are you doingwith your life? He's in a nice
hotel and his six star partner doesnot have a disability. I guarantee that
(08:54):
they are. They are actively liftingweights. Yeah, I did right,
I did it right. But youknow he's not. You know, that's
not it. Okay, Anyway,moving on, that just reminded me Alpha
Q. That's always bad when itstarts with alpha alpha Q six seven seven
eight. That's her brother. Let'sbe realistic. No one person would be
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with a physically challenged person. That'sjust how it is. No one,
not even just like me, butno one. They show this video and
it was the very first time thatthey have ever encountered a disabled person being
with a non disabled person. Theyshould go to the CURSMA conference. We
were swimming in couples. They shouldmaybe clutch on one other digitube video saying,
(09:43):
I mean it's not rare. No, it's not rare at all.
Oh my god. They have avery specific type of content that they like
to watch before every search on YouTube. This person writes non disabled, Yeah,
block any video qualifier. I likethat they used the physically challenged person,
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like with that comment you they triedto go polite there. They you
know, went a little askew,but like they thought that that was really
polite. Not gonna be men.But you're certainly not married. That is
your brother, oh man okay amere Wahab twenty one twenty six says unconditional
one sided love. How much sacrificeyou are doing? Unbelievable one sided love,
(10:31):
one sided love. Rich from thevideo, I guess you can make
the argument that you are the onedoing the action, therefore providing the love,
and you probably don't provide anything back. I am to be fair sort
(10:52):
of lamb and smiling. However,I didn't want to assume that there is
more our life and relationship than instancesof you lifted me into posed, did
not, did not extrapolate anything goodfrom that. Okay, uh, these
are like a bunch together. I'mnot going to read their names. Yeah,
(11:15):
I wanted to give you a flavorfor this part, but it's four
different people. Must be rich,then he must have a lot of money,
Then you know he has money.Then she probably milking his disability dough.
So the ones about like me havingmoney probably the most common, like
rude helmet that we get. Andit's just drifting in both abolism and sexism.
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Yeah, you know, for obviousreasons. We've explented it a million
times. But I put these here. There were like a dozen more of
these in this one hour time period, and I just wanted to say to
everyone leaving comments, and this iszat vay and you are so original.
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That's true, you're someone original.You are a lot of things, but
you're also un original. You're horribleand I don't like you, but you
are tired and you are glorium.Yeah, and it's un original. Give
us some flare come like yeah,but the all dude respect one they at
least yet a little bonus for yeah, pread a slightly different comment. You're
right, okay, Alamo Prepper ninetyone, Gee, I are all the
(12:28):
people that leave me and comment's thesame person. I don't know Alamo Prepper.
Is that a thing? I thinkAlamo is like where they are?
Maybe I assume Pepper is like yeah, but maybe it's somebody else, you
know what. Maybe they prepare Alamopeppers. I have no idea. Poor
Gal needs real man. Not thatthat reminds me of Kevin in the office
(12:54):
using less words. Imagine a cavemanand it's caveman logic. Kah ooh woman
nice. Poor Gal needs real man. Not that I love that. Poor
Gal probably galande man who hold begstick? He ring? Oh okay,
shame good one, good one.Well, he's probably preparing a bunker that
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I could join. I think heprobably counts himself as a real man.
Yeah, I'm going to go outon a limb and say that he is.
He is raising his hand as allthe canned foods that you don't need
to survive. We have a lotof canned apocalypse. Yeah, poor me.
Not that don't mean that all right, Roaring cat one, you are
(13:43):
a very special lady with a heartof gold. You deserve something special for
what you do? Like what sendme a present? I did? I
included this one because she's not orthey are not a cat, so whatever.
This person is not trying to bemean. No, they think they're
(14:07):
being nice. Nice, But ifyou read this comment with the right lens,
you see ye that it's a littlerude. They assume and has given
up and sacrificing a lot and dealingwith like a very negative situation and deserves
praise. Yeah, that I havea heart of gold for being with you.
That I'm not getting the same thingout of the relationship that you Arecause
(14:30):
if it was a great useful marriage, Yeah, that wouldn't take a heart
of gold. That would be reallyweird. You only deserve a president because
your your husband is ruining your Yeah. I think of a couple that you
know that's married, whether it's likeyour parents or your siblings and friend.
Yeah, like a nice just anice couple. Go up to one of
them and say they deserve a theyhave a heart of gold for what they
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do, and that they deserve somethingspecial for being in that relationship. Promise
you. The other partner is generallylet's you're like, what the hell just
mean? That will tell you exactlyhow rude it is, all right,
Craig Craig h eight three two.It's more like the cameraman has a love
(15:13):
affair with another man's wife. Ohmy mom was filming us. Yeah.
What Craig doesn't know is that mymom was the one filming us a lot
too. That whoever holding camera ismy true real partner of yours. And
it's almost as your mom. It'salmost never not been my mom here.
And there's your friend that were orwe popped it up on that tree.
(15:35):
But as far as I's videos,it's never been your part Okay, Mercedes
Bellfield ten eleven. People with specialneeds are sarcastic, very hung up on
themselves, and yes think they areit. It must be a way to
(15:56):
deal with their handicap. Myself,I think they are special, but I
can't stand to be around them.Why in the world, this may be
the most outlandish comment we've ever received, Right, please tell me this is
a joke. It started off reallygood. I was like, yeah,
I mean that you kept get hungup on myself and I use it to
(16:18):
deal with my hand attap. Can'tstand to be around. You can't stand
to be around them. I thinkthey're it. How many people has this
person met? Also? In thatvideo we were there was no talking.
It was a silent film. Itwas ten seconds long. How much could
she have gotten from that video?Wow? I was How didn't you carry
(16:38):
me in a very late shirtastic way? You should tell that I thought I
was it? And she should telltoo. Oh my god, we have
one more, all right? WayneDrake, sixteen thirty six. All these
A lot of these people have fournumbers. Is this all the same person
making like a bunch of accounts?I have? That's my dream, I
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hope. So they're dedicated, andthey've been dedicated for about seven years.
So they made thousands and thousands ofaccounts. Now they're all written differently.
Wayne Drake says, that's got tobe the saddest thing to see people,
especially children, in conditions like this. No one should ever have to go
(17:21):
through this. Does he know you'renot a child? Once again? Please
watchair videos. Yeah you have anytiny tiny part of your brain that thinks,
wow this YEI has it? Rough? Yeah, I didn't do that.
I'd rather be dead. Watch hervideos. Watch the videos by other
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disabled people and respect our experience,which from our videos and the videos and
you know posts of many other disabledpeople. Yeah, we're telling you we
have current lives. We're having fun, we get to work and have success,
(18:02):
we travel, we're in love,exactly the end, the end,
Mic drop drop And I can't reallyknow we're tethered in here, but I
didn't. We should take yeahs outseriously from all that bile, vile bile.
Yeah, and then I've got adumpster dive for you. Oh all
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right, here we go. Allright, we're back. It's time for
my dumpster dive. We're going backto Disney World. But we're not talking
about I mean, actually, itwould make a lot more sense if we
were doing like a on Disney orthat one. No, No, it's
it's I'm actually a little bit embarrassedright now because of how not that it
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is. Um. You know,when you're in Florida and you see all
those little lizards everywhere or editwhere inthe South. Really, yeah, but
they're everywhere, are they? Yeah? I guess that. Okay, Well
in Florida is where I'm talking about. Can't I can't vouch for the species
in different states Shane. Another animal. Yes, we're doing another animal.
We're doing a knolls. Now ananimal. You said, it's an animal
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called an a knoll. All right, okay, I've already learned sometime.
These are the little Florida lizards thatare all around. Yes, how do
you spell it? Is it likeanoal Shane, It's spelled a n O
l E A knoll. Okay.So I've always been a very big fan
of these lizards, ever since Ifirst went to Florida when I was like
(19:37):
seven. What do you mean bybig fan? I love them. I
love to see them. I getexcited every time I see you one.
We don't have lizards like that inConnecticut where I grew up. In Minnesota,
we don't see lizards. So I'vealways loved to see them. Anyway,
at the conference, we were sittingwith friends talking and I watched out
of the corner of my eye alarge lizard, a large anknoll, chasing
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and then capturing with its mouth atiny a knoll. That's herrin. Well,
I interrupted a very deep conversation.No. I waited until it was
over, and then I was like, um, like, did anybody did
I just saw this horrible thing happened. Yeah, and our friends were like,
oh, no, they eat eachother like that, that's totally that's
(20:19):
totally what you and I was like, excuse me. So then I figured
this would be a perfect topic fora deep dive, you know, a
lazer cannibal and yes, well theannuls in general. And the first thing
I needed to figure out was howto pronounce a knoll, because I knew
they were called that, but Iwasn't confident to say a knoll or a
nulli Shane. And it turns outthat you can say either a knoll or
(20:42):
annulli, and different sources say differentways. However, I'm going to go
with the Smithsonian their video. Theypronounced it a knoll, but a lot
of people say annulli. I feellike, yeah, I haven't heard all
well, I have when I wasresearching this, but whatever, anyway,
I'm going to use a knoll.But there are eight species of annoles a
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knoll. I wonder what the pluralis. I didn't get that far.
Anol Annoli found in Florida, butonly one of them is native, and
that's the green annol. There's seven, yes, just bopped in the seven
others they were brought in on likeships, boats, the illegal pet trade,
all that stuff. Not always illegalpet trade. I guess some of
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it is llegal, but all right, Brown annol, crested Annol, Hispanol,
and green Annolo, I know,night annol, Hispanola, and stout
annol, bark annol, and Jamaicangiant annol, which I really want to
see that one. I want JamaicanGiant. I know, they are like
one of the most popular lizard pets, if not most, not the Jamaican
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annols in general are like the mostpopular lizards. Yes, what I know.
They're so small to you, Iknow, you just want to get
a baby. Yeah, okay.And they're also I just have to say,
like they have a death wish.They stamper in front of my viols.
(22:12):
Yeah, and I've I'm so close. They're ruining many of them.
But you never did not hit oneyet you haven't the first. Yeah,
all right, So green and brownannuals are the most common, So that's
probably the ones that we see themost. They both We're gonna go into
(22:33):
the eating thing because I just couldn'twait for this. They both eat like
bugs, you know, the normalthings that you would imagine a lizard eats.
But yeah, but brown annuals areparticularly known for eating like anything that
they can physically get their mouths no, very serious, Yeah, pretty much
anything, including like small fish,Like they'll snatch fish from the side of
(22:56):
you know, the ponds. Itreminds me of you and they didn't that
you can get your mouth around there. Yeah. Uh and also small lizards.
Okay, the green anles will occasionallythey've been seen eating like baby brown
annoles like other species babies. Butit's like very rare, like not a
common thing. It's been witness though. Yeah, it happens often enough that
(23:19):
it's not that rare. Well,it's been witnessed, but it's like,
wow, that happens occasionally. Brownand oles will like eat baby lizards.
And they will not just eat babygreen annoles. They will eat their own
baby brown man, which these articlescalled cannibalizing baby brown and oles. I
knew it. It's yeah, havetheir own species lives too. Yeah,
(23:41):
it's not like they chase them down. Anything that moves they'll chase Okay,
so they bet you, um Iguess they like could that was never in
any They don't really and their mouthsdon't the kind of teeth they have are
not teeth that like would be aproblem for the futile effort. It would
just be like a yeah, itwould be right. It would be so
(24:03):
cute. I know, all rightwhen they made when they mate the brown,
I'm sorry, when they mate,but this is a green and brown.
I'm pretty sure the male And theysaid that shane the male. Like
they do this whole thing where themale's like, you know, bob and
his head around and the female willbe like, I'm yes, I accept
you, yeah, and then themale will come over and bite her neck
(24:27):
to hold on, and then they'llmate for like an hour and now that's
what one article said, thirty tosixty minutes and then she goes and lays
her egg. Geez. But thatwas the brown. It might be quicker
for green. I don't know anyway, that's not even written in here.
Our maiden really puts you in theeating us literally can't wait for this one
(24:48):
to hatch. Okay, but brownannul. So we were saying that they
eat their babies, they will alsoeat they do eat their own shedded skin.
When they shed their skin, they'lleat it, yeah, which is
a good source of calcium and ifthey lose their tail, like if it
gets you know, caught or whatever, they will eat their tail. And
(25:11):
they don't like we don't really knowif that is for food or to like
not leave a trace for predators,but they have been known to eat their
own tail. It's kind of likehow dogs will take well, not all
dogs, but some dolls will theyeat their own peope? Yeah, or
like their throw up around disgusting.Sorry everyone, sorry, anyway, this
is surely a dump. Brown annualsare generally less arboreal than green knolls,
(25:37):
so they're more often on the ground, whereas green and oles, say,
more in the trees. I wastrying to work out in my big brain
what arboreal man and arbor day Probablyin trees. Wow, good job you
got there. Uh So anyway,brown an oles who are like just a
more badass version of a green knoleor like in a crazy eased way,
(26:00):
yeah, sad like just like abad they're bad. Where So the green
ones are a little bit more chill, but the brown ones are not native.
So they're native to the Bahamas andCuba. And we're introduced to southern
Florida like decades ago, like sixtyyears ago, on like a ship.
You know, they just stowed away. Uh and they have out competed the
North American native green knole. Iknow, we're eating them. They're they're
(26:23):
like you guys that don't eat eachother, Like here we are, we're
going to eat you. Uh Ireally just eating itself. Well it works
for them. Uh So the greenknole has declined in numbers as a result.
But it's not it's not in likea catastrophic you're dad, I know,
they're the nice, well mannered yeahsthat aren't eating people. Yeah,
(26:48):
are eating yet now they're being hunted. They're being hunted. Uh so this
is actually really interesting. This isa quote. Yeah. As a result
of invasive brown a knoles, greenknoles have had to perch higher and higher
up in trees, and generation aftergeneration, their feet evolved to become better
(27:10):
at gripping the thinner, smoother branchesfound higher up. As a result,
over the course of just fifteen yearsand about twenty generations, their toepads have
become larger, with more sticky scaleson their feet, A great example of
rapid evolution at work. Yeah,so the green knolls are just moving up,
so we probably I always think ofit. I was taking him like
(27:33):
thousands or millions of years. Ithink that's like the classic sense of it.
This is more like and then they'recalling it rapid animal that the generation
cycle is is that quick? Twentygenerations for us would take long time time.
Yeah, it's interesting. We couldbreed uh Chloe, if she was
breedable, breed I don't know,evolve her into something like a smarter I'm
(28:00):
just what can we breed into somethingbetter? Why are we breeding? I
was thinking of rapid evolution? Yeah, A brown and knole, A brown
and ole, a a dog mist, a little fluffy. Okay, okay,
it's late in the day, it'sthree pm. We're in our slump,
everybody, I don't mind us,all right. So green and knoles
live about two to eight years inthe wild. These are the green ones
now, the more subdued. That'sa big variance. Yeah, well,
(28:22):
because they're being hunted by brown andoles, so you never really know.
And four to six years in captivity, um, and they'll eat like a
lot of other you know, allthe same stuff. Also just not quite
as you know, not quite asmuch. They are referred to as American
chameleons. Even though they're not truechameleons because they can change their color from
(28:45):
brown to green and a couple differentshades in there. If they d changed
hollers, you'd be like, no, no, we're not there. Maybe
I don't think so, but Idon't care. What. Yeah, males
and emails both have dew laps,the skin under their throat dow lap.
(29:06):
Yeah, but males dow laps aremuch bigger and bright red, while females
do laps are much smaller and whiteor pale pink. You know, the
little the number of words in thissegment that sounds almost inappropriate. I know
it's hard for you. All right, we're wrapping it up now. I
have one more fun fact that isgoing to make you never want to go
(29:27):
to Florida again. Well, I'malready there, so I like, I
almost don't believe that this is true, but it was like on a very
reputable website. This is about greenknoles. They can glide from high perches
with the help of a membrane closeto the legs. Yeah, no,
(29:48):
apparently really, so you never knowwhen a green knole is going to fly
down from the upper branches of atree and you and land on you.
I couldn't believe it. I waslike, I want to see one fly.
Yeah, I've never seen the lizardfly. I know, Well we
could probably like look it up.It's probably like they can jump really far
between branches or something. So likeif we get to the catcher right now,
(30:12):
yeah, well, after we finishedthis episode, there will be annals
there that we could purchase. Ithink, so, I don't I have
to check what's in stock. Ifeel like it's where like a nice big
fish tank probably wouldn't be big enough. Yeah, you know that we could
get one of those big seven footlike ones for iguanas and get like,
(30:36):
yeah, no, you don't wantIf they have that room sized thing,
we could turn our basement into anannoy. Yeah. Yeah, that would
do a while. With Lizar andGeorge. Hey, if you know this
is a shared house, but wehave an idea. We have an idea
for the basement and clear out yourstuff, everybody. And by idea we
mean we have a box of thirtyannals here. They are eating each other
(31:00):
aggressively. We need to get themout of their spops, so we released
them in the basement. Don't getdown there. Wow, it would be
fun. I would love to havea big room in the basement dedicated to
an animal of some kind that's yourdream, maybe like guinea pigs. Gags.
Every animal sounds so just like dirtyto me. What about Like I'm
(31:27):
going to call up one of thoseuh commenters and ask, maybe the one
with the bunker, ask if anybodyanybody like guinea pigs that wants to take
me in. This is run itscourse, Pardal doesn't even have a basement.
Fellow in the holes. All right, we have one more segment,
Shane's things that are no longer goodafter childhood I'm really excited to do.
(31:49):
Are upset if you're right back?We are about and let's take a moment
to reflect upon all of the filmsthat we loved about childhood but which now
we hate. Oh strong, Gettingold is about loss, okay, the
(32:12):
loss of innocence. I'll begin lunchof thos if you are unaware or in
a different country where they don't havethem, or these like little packets prepared
lunch boxes that have like there's differenttimes, but they have like little build
your own nachos, and it's like, yeah, it'll be like like turkey
(32:36):
sandwich, though but it's like ritzcrackers, yeah, sandwich they're very like
skimpy. Yeah, it's like tensad notcho chips and then like a packet
of salsa. Yeah, they spentthe like on the dough behind them.
But as a kid, they werea delicacy, at least for me.
(33:00):
I had a number of breakdowns inthe rosery store, begam literally beggam my
mom or dad to let me getone lunch. I won't even eat it
today, I'll save it. I'llsave it for this week. Please.
(33:22):
They have the pizza flavor please,Wow. And the food batman didn't strike
me as particularly vile. Yeah,so it was just amazing. But today,
or in today's age, Yeah,you know, as a thirty mine
year old, if I opened thelunchable, I think I would kindly asked
(33:44):
for a different edgit. But youknow what that's new because when you first
moved out here, which was fiveyears ago, you were about twenty six.
Yeah. I remember on one ofour first trips to the grocery store,
you saw luncha bowls in the refrigeratorsection and you were so excited and
you bought one nostalagia. Yeah,do you remember that? It wasn't it's
over now. It was decidedly bad. Yeah. I have one memory of
(34:06):
lunchables, and it's when I wasin elementary school. I was not I've
never eaten a lunchable. I wasnot allowed to buy lunchable as it wasn't
an option. I didn't have grocerystore meltdowns because I was not even showing
the lunchables, like I did notknow about the swiftly pas like tofu section.
But uh, I remember that onetime a kid brought a lunchable into
(34:27):
school as like they're a lunch Thisprobably happened more than once, but I
saw it once, like next tome having the best day of Yeah,
I have probably his special treat lunch, and I was like, oh my
god, that's so cool, likethat whole kid that they have there,
and like I had my premate likemy mom's made sandwich, you know whatever
she packed me, and like mylittle pickle slices. But I loved But
(34:50):
that one time I was like,oh, I want a lunch a bowl
that I never did have one,and now it's too late and now they
are not. Yeah, Richard,your video try all right? I have
one chin. Yes, water parkso Mine. We drove past the water
park and Disney and I was like, oh my god, water park,
(35:12):
Like I really want to go.And then I we went to the pool
and there were like kids everywhere,like spitting and splashing. Yeah, more
than PM. And I was like, oh, like kids are definitely like
peeing and pooping and they're like swimdiapers. That is disgusting. I'm not
putting my heart in the way.Yeah. And then I thought of a
water park like a wave pool.Used to love them, and now I'm
(35:32):
like, that is actually disgusting.Yeah, disgusting. And you you get
going to do the water side thatour hotel had as you relate, well,
there's a lot of people. Yeah, yeah, it's closed. What
if I get stuck that you're akid at the top of that. Because
I had none of those fears oflike what if I get stuck? I
just I didn't get stuck. Itwas fine. Yeah, so sad,
(35:54):
I think that's the main thing here, not having anxiety. Yeah, that's
the main Joe have childhood exactly.You don't think of all the things that
could go wrong unless she's child Iwasn't anxious, but I was not about
like germs. Yeah, and nowI'm more like you. That's gross.
Yeah, you couldn't pay me toy you a wrong a part today?
(36:15):
Yeah, I mean I would ifyou ask, Yeah, you would saying
you would. All right, Ihave another one. Sleepovers. Excuse excuse
me? Are you still like sleepovers? What's wrong with a sleepover? Okay?
Well to do about it? Asa kid, you are, it's
like top to your excitement. Yeah, you know your parents? Can I
(36:36):
sleep don't stay wait till I finish. Don't say no one till I'm dying.
Man, please sleepover at Marissa's house. You're sleeping over. I didn't
know Marissa. Kevin? Whoever?Why would I be sleeping over at Kevin's
house? Kevin is a fake rot. I'm a kid. Okay, this
(36:57):
is my best friend. My parentssaid, you know what, Yeah,
you've been good lately, Johad heavea sleepover? Boom. That's true.
You're playing video games. You're likethe intense joy when your parents say yes
to a sleep I can still feelit now as an adult. The only
time you really ever sleep over atanother adult's house is like, I'm not
(37:22):
going to play stay with a family. Yeah, but like their friend is
like, if you've been there toolate and maybe you don't want to drive,
like visiting and you're like, allright, i'll crash in the count.
Well, I mean it's still fun. Like I don't have my coffee.
I know, I don't have myspecial robe that I like, But
(37:43):
you don't have that joy you knowthat? Like you don't. Yeah,
you're just like, yeah, I'llsleep here, that's true. I think
another one is all nighters. Yeah, like trying to stay up all night.
It was a big thing at sleepoversand now I could never and there's
we don't want it. Why wouldI want to do that? Why?
(38:05):
Here? And there? I havethe idea of like, let's stay up
all night by midnight, I'm like, nah, it's gonna ruin my tomorrow
the amount of fun I will havefrom midnight to seven am there if I
just slept. Yeah, that's true. Okay, I have another one.
Have him vis a hole paper cashlike from the tooth Fairy. Yeah,
(38:29):
but you would get a ten dollarsfrom my grandfather, my mom's dad,
give us a weekly allowance. Hetold it he would visit every week and
he would bring my brother and I. Oh yeah, I forgot about this.
He would give us each other littlezip flop bags of like ten pieces
of candy and then like a fivedollars bill. Oh my god. And
(38:51):
that five dollars bill was prized possessionmeant because I walk the seven to eleven
and yeah, a slurpie or whatevernow, and having money is obviously helpful,
but physical paper five dollar bill exciting. I'm like, I don't want
ten five dollar bills. I justwill use my part. I know what
(39:15):
amagin to deal with these? There'sa whole dollar bill. You're right,
so wow, maybe if you're leavingyour kid, Yeah, it could be
useful in the hotel, but otherwiseor something. All right, I have
one. I was just thinking aboutthis yesterday. I was laying outside and
I was thinking to myself, Rememberwhen you were a kid and you would
(39:37):
just like sprint around at random allthe time all day, Like you'd be
like what's over there and just likerun toward it? Yeah, or you'd
be like chase. You'd chase foran hour, for an hour, hide
and seek, and you just likego at top speed everywhere like how did
we not? And whenever you're carefew guys you lamented it you're like,
(40:01):
one more hour outside please? Socute a little bit should we do?
And oh my god? Yeah?But I like, I never have the
urge to run. No, thinkingof myself as a kid, I would
(40:21):
like literally run everywhere. Yeah,he's not even like outside, just like
you're in the mall. Yeah,you know kids. Just you see a
kid run away from their parents,mom, run to the end of the
aisle. Ok, hold on,Oh my god, that's nice. I
wish I had a little bit ofthat. I did define that more energetic
childhood energy. And wonder I don'thave it. It's gone run and run
(40:46):
somewhere I can't. All right,that was cute, but yeah, not
that sad, I guess yet.Older how's benefits as well? Yeah?
Like, oh, okay, goahead, the wisdom let again from loss.
(41:07):
All right, everyone, we hopeyou enjoyed this episode. There are
lots of highs and lows in thisepisode. It was a little all over
the place. If you enjoyed,please review, like the video whatever wherever
you're watching or listening. Yeah,do whatever you can. We appreciate it.
And it's a junkyard out there.And this junkyard is infested with annuals.
(41:32):
Why can you not say annuals ahnol anual no, no, yeah,
an annual goodbye,
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