Traffic Problems

Kevin Nash has told a lot of wild road stories over the years, but this week may have topped them all. What started as a trip to say goodbye to Hulk Hogan turned into one of the most chaotic, uncomfortable, and unintentionally hilarious travel days of his life. From Florida traffic hell to an unplanned wardrobe change to an ending no one saw coming, Big Sexy pulls back the curtain in a way only he can. Along the way, Kevin and Sean dig into the strange intersections between wrestling and unexpected celebrity circles, from high-end Italian restaurants to Broadway theaters. It’s a look at the places wrestling fandom turns up that might surprise you… and how those chance encounters can open the oddest of doors. SummerSlam gets a full post-mortem, including Cena’s latest evolution, Punk’s performance, Rollins’ resilience, and a few production choices that drove Kevin nuts. The conversation doesn’t stop there, touching on Jade Cargill’s future, Braun Breakker’s role in Heyman’s faction, and what could be coming next for WWE’s biggest storylines. There’s also talk of billion-dollar business moves, cruise ship horror stories, and why sometimes the “safest” plan in wrestling production is simply putting a roof over the venue. As always, Kevin weaves personal anecdotes with sharp insight, keeping one foot in the locker room and the other firmly planted in the real world. By the time the episode wraps, you’ll have laughed, cringed, and maybe learned a few things you didn’t know about road survival, wrestling politics, and human nature. And yes, the legendary “PissPants” tale will be burned into your brain forever. True Classic-Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/KLIQ ! #trueclassicpod Magic Spoon-Get $5 off your next order at MagicSpoon.com/KLIQ Cash App-Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/3v6om02z #CashAppPod *Referral Reward Disclaimer: As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Mando-Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get 20% off + free shipping with promo code KLIQ at shopmando.com! #mandopod The Perfect Jean-F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15% off with the code KLIQ15 at theperfectjean.nyc/KLIQ15 #theperfectjeanpod Get Blitzed-Save 15% at Get-Blitzed.com by entering the code KLIQ at checkout. 00:00 Kliq This #162: PissPants 04:30 Carbone 08:27 Supper 09:51 Driving to Hogan’s funeral 18:27 Arriving at the Funeral 21:04 Driving back from Hulk Hogan’s funeral 26:34 peeing himself 37:28 spraying for the smell 41:49 Celeb Pee 43:18 Hogan’s Funeral 44:07 Open Caskets 48:53 People Speaking at the Funeral 50:31 Brooke Hogan 51:14 BREAK TRUE CLASSIC 55:29 The food on Norwegian Cruiselines 58:59 “the only podcast reaction and remembrance I cared to hear.” 01:00:11 “R.I.P. Hulk. From a Black Man” 01:00:29 “Kev’s helps many of us in our lives find motivation to keep moving forward.” 01:03:13 “Like Kevin giving Terry's eulogy.” 01:03:29 ”Sean would you have loved the opportunity to be Nash or diesels manager?” 01:04:26 John Cena Babyface turn 01:07:01 Gunther/Punk/Rollins 01:09:40 Brock Lesnar 01:10:14 SS25's production 01:14:59 WWE ESPN $1.6bb 01:18:29 BREAK MAGIC SPOON 01:20:33 Stephanie McMahon 01:23:00 KliqThisTV.com 01:23:17 KliqThisShop.com 01:23:41 Cena’s remaining dates 01:25:50 LA Knight’s role 01:27:40 Jade is a HEEL 01:30:19 What to do with “The Vision” 01:36:23 BREAK CASH APP 01:39:26 Nigerian Prince 01:40:52 RFK Jrs niece Zoe Hines was at the Summerslam tryout 01:41:53 DEAR SEXY 01:42:20 BREAK MANDO 01:45:12 Shower size on Cruise Ship 01:46:43 DEAR SEXY #1 01:50:59 DEAR SEXY #2 01:53:39 BREAK THE PERFECT JEAN 01:56:42 BREAK GET BLITZED 01:58:50 ASKNASH 01:59:11 Rock/Hogan 01:59:57 Does the NWO have a member card? 02:01:09 Cody Hall NJPW? 02:01:57 Pearl Jam songs 02:04:11 “frozen shoulder” 02:05:15 OUTRO