FULL SHOW: Girls in Vegas + The Moth Joke

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Pecas Podcast show. Oh are youready? Mother? Is that what's going
on? You're ready? Being ready? Baby? We walking in here in
the last second. It's called babyhustle a little huh. I still tramp

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in your stuff? Bit shook?I got feel alright good? Alright,
okay, that's cool. I meanthat's the reason why we're sixteen minutes.
Wait. Everyone, someone had agood party. Number one. There were
sixteen minutes late. You didn't havethat, not sixteen minutes. You didn't
think about going potty. No,I like to wait at the last minute,
just so you know. Those peeon the pants. Yeah, get

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on the floor. I'm not evenheard nut today. Wait, you're not.
No, No, I don't know. No, don't show the feebeet.
Don't show the feet. People areclipping it right now. No,
I don't think you. No,you can't get them on. You can't
get him a frame's ugly. It'sNational feet Day. She showed me a
picture off. It's National Love yourFeet Day. So everyone take off,

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take off those socks, embrace thetoes. Look, Oh my god,
you're gonna get this happening straight inyour back watch it, okay, watcha
Oh what was that it's a cloudpowder. It was always magical. Why

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do you have so much powder onthe feet. I put a foot powder
on my my socks and shoes forwhat purpose? Yeah, because they sweat
because they heat. It's so hot, and I want to keep the shoes
and the socks and the feet smell. That's a lot of powder, kids,
dude. I put it on myfeet and then I put it inside
the sock. Shake the sock.Oh my gold on a powder, goldon.

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She's the show has gotten old.We've gotten old. I love gold
bond on my feet and the nutI used to Yeah, I had to
remember Glenn that you didn't. Ididn't want me to be friends with you
was an odd character, right,Yeah. He he got me like for
my birthday and Christmas, you wouldget me gold bond and he would swear
by it because it's so hot here. H And since we moved back,

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I haven't, I haven't used it. Maybe I got to bring it back.
It's like when you when you sprayyourself, it just goes all over
the bathroom and it's yeah, wellyou do it in the shower, so
then it's like close no, becausethen you gotta dry off. You can't
do it when you're wet, No, but you dry off. But then
it's like, I don't dry offin the shower. No, no,
no no. I like to walkaround and air dry and everywhere. So

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how I part of my feet isI dry off and everything, and then
my old clothes. I put thatdown on the ground and then I put
my feet on top, and thenI sprinkle it because I got to wash
the clothes. Anyway, I wrapup and yeah, yeah, I got
to go. I want to clean. I want to start to today's show.
How is everybody? P K herethe Nix right across from She's gonna
do some news coming up. Whatyou have? Oh gosh, Apple has
actually reversed a decision that we wereangry about last week. So we'll talk

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about that Top three nice night.Oh you don't even know what the decision
is? She Oh you do?Yeah, okay, I got Britney news.
Oh good, I asked you boutis she not good? Not good?
How about that picture she showed?She this is why we don't remember
how we just had this whole debateabout girls nights. She went out friends

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to Stevie next. Yeah, Ishould totally bring out Will you bring that
picture up, Yeah, because it'sembarrassing of me. She shows me some
pictures from the she went to abachelorette party a few years back, nine
years ago, nine years ago,to Vegas, a bunch of conniving ladies.
Oh okay, and then you know, memories or something pops up and
she shows me these pictures. AndI looked at one of the pictures and

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she looks like, cracked out,Brittany. Can I show your not not
normal, Brittany, cracked out Brittany, Can I show yeah? Please?
I want to Oh my god,you do right even to the dark.
What do you call this make upeyeliner stuff? I sent it to your
texting You could like like, yeah, I got good. I got Brittany

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at the bars or Brittany in thehotel room. This is this is why,
Like, if I'm not around,this is what you do. You
can't control yourself. Years. Alot of things have changed from nine years.
A lot of explaining to do this. Yeah, there's a lot of
explaining to you. On this picture, I'm the only one in a bikini
and ars everybody else is dressed up. There's a cop in the room or

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security and then no not cracked out, Brittany, Why are you on you?
I wasn't. I was just onalcohol. Yeah, lots and lots
of alcohol. Oh well, wehad a pool party. This was How
is everybody else dressed up? Well? They put on their uh you know,
cover ups, but I did itobviously didn't. He even has Look

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you don't have Britney always now Brittanytwenty twenty three. Brittany, h let's
not get our Britney's confused. Thisisn't Brittany at the prime. This is
twenty twenty three Britany. You knowshe's always looking over her shoulder, always
looking over the shob. I mean, you have the pose and every time.
Yeah, I told her, I'mBrittany based. Why is a security
there? Anyways? So interesting?So this was bachelor party. We had

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two rooms. One of the roomslike which my room that I was staying
in with three other chicks. Wewalk in and there's a passed out naked
girl in the bed with vomit everywhere, and you guys don't know who she
is. Yeah, I know shesaid the story before she shared that.
Were you not hearing when she sharedthe story? I don't know the first
time hearing this, Yeah, tellhim real quick, Readers died just version,

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So that's it. She just wasnaked. So we called security and
they came up and apparently housekeeping hadthought that she was belonged in our room
even though she was up like afloor down the floor or something. So
housekeeping let her in and she justpassed out naked. God, and so
like us girls, thank god itwas with us chicks, and like we
called security at that point. Butthat's what we're saying, Like, imagine
it was like a guy's room orsomething, or a bunch of guys like

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coming afterwards, took advantage turn Yeah, but then also the fact that some
radom chick was in there, likewhat if she stole some of our stuff
belonging to jewelry whatever. Also,not all guys would immediately take advantage of
random naked, passed out chicken theroom. The majority of it, i'd
like to think, would call alsosecurity and be like what is going on?

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Yeah? Hello, and it isVegas, and you're like your your
genders. Odd, let me allshow that was the readers. I just
I'm not looking at this hick crackedout Denise Brittany pick, what's what's happening
there? What? What kind offood do we have here? What is
this? It looks like coffee andsnacks. This looks like maybe some leftovers.
This almost looks like a taco bellthing. What's in these cups?

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Probably alcohol and alcohol. I don'tknow what's going on over here in this
necess area. Over here, there'sjust you guys are just filthy. That's
a cocain desk. It's I thinkI think you could see the lines right
here. Cup was done in thehotel room. Really no room, as
you said, not in a hotelroom. A throwbackpick, guys, Yeah,

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nine years ago. Now what amI doing? I'm just so lame?
Now I go see Stevie Nicks.Yeah, ten, life came at
us quick. What can I say? Yesterday you had a sausage hack.
Yeah, and I have to sayit took like twenty minutes. You made
such a giant mess. It wasjust such a such a fail. God,

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it sucked because in my head itin my head, it went so
good, so smooth. I wasso excited to show it, and I
didn't know it's going to go thatbad. That south. Yeah, it
went south quick. And if youif you missed the yesterday show or at
the end of yesterday show, yougotta go back and you gotta check it
out. And then so the showends, and then Denise shows me this
video, which is the hack thatyou were trying to do. Yeah,

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and I'd like to bring a tendencyin this video too. The time of
this you took twenty minutes. Itwas such a mess your hands, there's
there's sausage everywhere. It was yeah, my hands ground sausage. Yeah,
I got it all over, likethe pens and the scissors too, so
I had to wipe those down.I was like, how did I get
it on those those videos? Aminute twenty two? I just want to
tell you. This video is aminute twenty two and I'm gonna hit play,

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and this is how you actually dothis hack. I guess there's no
audio to it. Okay, itlooks like he's just pouring some hot water.
Okay, well there's the case thingpulling back. I was trying to
do that. If you're listening tothe show, go to pekin deck dot
com. You'll see this video whatwe're doing right now. At nine minutes
in. Yeah, there that's theextra skin. I'm talking about okay,

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put's halfway down, he cuts itcut even that was so much cleaner,
and then he pulls it up.Yeah, yeah, so easy. This
is yes, and then like acamera lens like I was trying to tell
you, guys, how did yougo? So that's it, that's that's
the whole thing. And that wasless than forty seconds actually actual hack,
it was like five seconds. Iwatched I think I've seen this video and

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I watched two other videos. I'mlike, okay, it's legit. I
could do this. Was it becausethe sausage was too big? Sausage?
Well, my sauce was big.Probably problem because of that. I mean
not joking, but you know whatI mean. The other videos I showed

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had my sausage. So that's full, you know, as a demo,
as a demo. So that's whyI chose the uh the summer sauceage.
Oh man, I just wanted tojust ride out the gate. Just bring
that up. Because the show ended. She showed me the video and I'm
like, how did he mess thatup so badly that it was such an
epic fail? So what do youhave for us today? Today? Simple?

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Today's a TikTok hack that kind ofblew my mind, and I was
like, I bet you anything.No one else knows this, huh,
And it's simple, it could beuseful, but it was like, whoa,
this is cool? All right.So that's coming up at the end
of the show. That's today's finalthought. We also have back in the
day today, So shout out theteam PK real quick though, let's do
a let's to a roll call becausethe people must be heard. What do

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you see? I see Tricia upin the chat. She is in Orlando,
the auto tech nerd. Jamie Rayis joined us. We got Bev
Rico in Billings, Montana. Wegot Charlene yesca hater Underscore five O three
joining us. Josh Wong Meg's isback. She was on like a little
trip. She's officially back to behere for back all day. She was
Nashville. Oh nice, n Hey, remember how we've been I've been going

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off on h was it deb Huthat hadn't been here? Yeah? The
chat today, I'm about to findout. I'm still scrolling through this.
I see Charlene and Clackamus. Wegot high Rpm and Eugene, Jamie and
Woodstock a skilmore, Hattie from Houston, we got Beaverton Bury and Racer PDX
is Yurella's and passat justin in Minnesota, we got Eric in Southern Utah.

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Wow inwoods Stock. Deb S isnormally in kick it Off, you gotta
say Alpha. Debs normally in Alphaget sucked. But now in Hilton Head,
so obviously on vacation. Yeah yeah, so check it in from vakay.
So I wanted to use that toget into instant voice notes because Deb

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apparently I said something to the effectof where she been, She's always in
there every day. Maybe I saidsomething to the effect that I hope it
was a car accident because that wouldgo good excuse for not being here.
I didn't say killed, and itsounds in my head. But here's a
perfect kickoff to instant voice notes thatyou can leave as well online at Pkamdka

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dot com. And uh yeah,Pip Kaka and Ryan, this is the
Yes, Hey, I am catchingup on this week show. So what
I got to say is f off, PK. I did not get it
the car accident. I was onthe way to the beach and now I'm
out the beach. Perhaps you canhear the waves in the backrow. I'm

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going to try to join live todayand see what other shenanigans you've got coming.
Bye, what are you doing?Turn the show off, Go and
enjoy the beach. I was kiddingwith you. You know that any any
normal listener knows that we you know, we joke around on the show.
You at the beach, or youdo another show that remembers and night is
missing you. Yeah, yeah,sure, you're all right. You know

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that's that's knowing your listeners right there. You know what I mean. Yeah,
we would have Corporate radio would haveyelled at us for saying something like
that, but look how that turnedout. Let's see, I've got a
bunch of other great instant voice notes. I want to put those on hold
just real quick, just to tellyou that Friday Night Laughs is going down
August twenty fifth, so we hopeyou can join us for that. I

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just got another package, and fourteenminutes ago I got the alert that came
in. So I don't know whatthe package is to you. Yeah,
I think it's from Tressa and it'sa birthday gift for me. Oh cool,
Okay, all right, because there'sa different package I got sent to
to Ryan's house and that's gonna befor Friday night guns and that's ready to
go. Have we decided who's gonnago in the mystery box with this item?
Is it gonna be mean? Iasked Justin and he said that I

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get to choose. Actually give methree options. Oh really, one,
I get to choose who gets goin right, and then the other one
was or I get to keep thekeep the keep the item. You can't
keep the item if one of usgoes into the mystery box with it.
I don't know because it's it's thatmight be too big of a hit.
All right, let's stop talking aboutthat. August twenty fifth. It's gonna
be awesome. We hope you canjoin us. Also, Tony has this

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brilliant idea that he sent me.I gotta get a couple of items,
but we should be set to go. That's Friday, August twenty fifth,
and we're gonna be live at eighto'clock Central six specific nine East Coast time,
So we hope you can join usfor that. Over on Discord,
you asked the question, Denise,what's the first thing that you drink when
you wake up? Yeah? Iknow, immediately I'm like, what,
Yeah, the amount of response isyou got? It was octopologist Tina gives

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me, I don't know, likean insight into our listeners' lives. Like
everyone that's in the chat except forDeryan All I got a response from you
is you have a limp wrist?Yeah? What is that? What is
that? Is something I was complainingin my mind that I need did it?
Tell somebody? So I just putit in a discord. By the
way, to get to our discordon on pekin dka dot com, you'll
seet in the menu bar. Butwhat's some of what got you to ask

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this question? Because like I getup and I have like a huge thing
of like room temperature water and thencoffee, and then I of course make
Peka coffee, and then I wascurious what everybody else and like mysterious Dave
was saying, like four shots ofespresso with a little bit of cream.
Wow, yeah, that mo wouldmake me go. I know, yes,
yes, a Celsius Charlene ice coldwater. Then for caffeine, some

(14:31):
Coke A Cola. I'm hoping uhVegas blended power greens and pineapple from him
and Fresno Podium pre workout. Shoutout boy. Make sure you're using our
promo code Pekin Dick say you twentypercent three podium dot com. There you
go. Ice cold water from Carrie, got a need it with coldbrew coffee,

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yescahater, nice tall glass of mountaindew with ice. So I just
thought it was so interesting, likeeveryone's you know, water and orange juice,
Like yeah, what yes, Coowakes up early and makes us a
pot of coffee. But she alsoputs in it's just black coffee with collagen

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collogen. Yeah, and I'll it'san inside of a mason jar and I
hate it so much, but I'lldrink it really fast, like down it
like it's beer. Yeah, andthen I'll like a healthy crap, right,
that's like is that what she's Yeah? Collagen is something I don't know
exactly what collagen is. I thinkit grows your nails, doesn't it in
your hair? And yeah, it'sgood for your good Oh my god?
Or you have it? Any whobrought it in here? I do?

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She made me. You can't makethis stuff up. She made She poured
what is the stuff called, It'scalled castor oil. She poured oil in
my belly button last night and thenput in some padding and a band it
over my my belly button. Yeah, And I'm like, what are you
doing? And why am I lettingyou do this? I don't know.

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Yeah, like you, I feltlike you gave up on life when I
did. Can I put this inyour belly button and you're like yeah,
so like and I didn't want itto roll off my stomach and get all
over the bed. So I'm justlike it was demoralizing. It was like
everything because I'm holding my stomach up, you know, and then she's filling
my belly button up with oil andso witchcraft. No. I was chatting

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with like, you know, mygirls over the weekend and we were talking
about like our organs and like totalk SI fine your liver and all the
why are you that kind of stuff? That's like what do you call that?
That's like serial killers talk, Nonotta talk. It's how to like
make yourself feel better because this,apparently it says noticeably fuller hair, lust,
your eyelashes, think your eyebrows,younger looking skin. But if you
put it, and if you evensearch it, you know you're supposed to

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get like the cotton ball put inyour belly button and put a band aid
and like stays there, or evenif you have like it's supposed to help
with like constipation issues, which iswhat you had. Well, I woke
up this morning and I couldn't poop, So it actually did the exact opposite
of what it was supposed to do. But it's supposed to have, like
I mean, this is only likeday one, only day one. Well,
I gotta do this often, soilevery morning. Now I've been wake
up and like move the band aid. We don't have money for band aids.

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Or you could just like put itlike rub it into your belly.
Some some people put it like intheir mood because I don't like being gay.
Then you are gonna look hold whatever, dude. So I'm gonna send
you your organs, thank you.I'm gonna send you a TikTok video.
I gotta find it first, andbecause I was gonna see if we could
do it, because apparently it's liketwo ingredients, a liquid that you drink

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and instantly it's supposed to make yougo number two, like instantly. No,
it's like a it's some kind ofvinegar, vinegarrette nor vinegar, some
kind of vinegar and some kind oflike powder potassium stuff. Okay, and
you mix it too, and it'sjust runs through your body like a science
experiment or something. Yeah. Itsince you can't go, it's supposed to

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be helpful for people like you.I'm not gonna do it right now,
but send it to me. Andwhat is a chest saying about your natural
stuff? Ye are holistic? Yeah? No, trist are saying huh uh
and uh the gatorade flush? Whatis that is that? I've never heard
of that. I don't know whatthat is either. Don't we shouldn't always

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read the comments. Not all ofthem are par for the show, not
quite sure. Don't drink it's aneasy I know I'm not going to drink
castor oil. But I did hearlike, if you're pregnant, you're trying
to induce pregnancy, then this alsowill help. Did you do use it
if you're not pregnant? Notice?No, Yeah, it's just one day.
Yeah, all right, Well,anyway, so today's one random question.
I was gonna go with what isyour morning routine? Because I think
that's pretty interesting in your rights andso many people responded already on discord.

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So if you want you can tossthat in there as well. But a
couple of days ago, I askedthe question we're still getting in instant voice
notes about the partner swamp, allright, and one of them that is
just it's it starts off and it'skind of sad because we've been following,
you know, her journey and uh, this isn't a highlight of that journey.
But let me just play instant voicenotes. Of course, you can

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leave them online at pk DK dotcom. If you go there on a
mobile phone, you'll see the Ivanbutton. And we love hearing from you.
So please, anytime you want tocorrect us, say what's up?
You have a question, maybe yougot a question of the day tomorrow.
In fact is let me make sureI don't screw this up because Jerry sent
me a text message. He isnow programming the show. It's not just
funny Fridays now, Okay, Ineed you all to know it's it's Jerry

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presents Funny Friday's quote because everyone needsto laugh. He's even got a tagline,
Wow, look at a professional Jerry. So you know Jerry's gonna be
delivering some jokes for tomorrow show.But if you have a joke that you'd
like to drop in. Do thatas well online at pKa and DK dot
com. And I do have afew from listeners. But let's get back
to this swapping partner's story that Iasked a few days ago. Listen to

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this. Hi, PK DK andRyan. It's Whitney from Phoenix. Sorry.
I feel like I've been so mia lately and haven't been able to
keep up with y'all, but currentlygoing through a divorce. So yeah,
that's got me. I'm pretty busy. Anyways, listening to Monday's show,
are you asked about if somebody hadswapped partners? And I have a friend

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who, like, I don't knowif I'm five years ago or so.
They the couple and another couple gottogether and they swapped partners, right,
and so it was going like okayat first, you know each other's partners
will go on date separately, theygo out together. Eventually, though,
the other couple they decided to geta divorce. And then my friend's husband

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wasn't feeling at all the wife andso and then it got sticky. But
she really liked the other guy.My friend did. She liked the husband,
and so they stayed in a relationship, and then honestly, I kind
of stopped talking to this friend andjust recently reconnected with her, and her
and that guy are actually still together, but together six years now and she

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divorced her husband. So yeah,kind of a wild story. Anyways,
hope y'all are doing well. Byebye. That's very messy, ye.
All aspects of that instant voice noteis uh, you know, not the
best. Yeah, the divorce inthe beginning and everything else, and yeah,
I couldn't imagine being could you imaginebeing in that guy's shoes where you

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know, everybody else had talked aboutit. Yeah, and they're like,
hey, we're all gonna act onit, and I'm sure he's just gonna
fall into place. And then he'slike I'm out of here, right yeah,
you know. But then the wifedidn't go with him to even have
the arguments. He stayed. Iknow. That's so the other husband had
himself a night. Yeah. Yeah, that's way too message. Here's one

(21:36):
about that actually, Well, wewere talking about the swapping of the people,
and then we started talking about alsoTV shows that people are watching.
Before the show started, You're tryingto get me to watch Silo and you
love it, love it. Nowhe just gets better and better. How
far along are you and Silo?Episode ten? I don't even know how
many episodes there is. I justsomething crazy that I can't stand it purpose

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though, Okay, so, likeyou know how we're we talked about Breaking
Bad. We're season three and solike Peak watched some episodes before I started
getting into it. Now I'm intoit, so I am definitely late,
like I've missed episodes. But thenlast night he's like, hey, why
don't we just start back? No, no, no, we I got
the episode five on season three andhe has hair, right, okay,
and it's obviously a throwback. That'ssomething that I missed. I'm like,

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we should just go back and watchthe first season because we watched all of
season two, but we should goback before because it's gonna be throwbacks,
like yeah, what I'm seeing rightnow, and just started from the beginning.
So that's what we did. ButI had no clue that you never
watched any episodes of season one,like you just like bounced around. He
did that before. I forget whatshow it was, but you watched like
the season finale before you watch thefirst episode, I'm like, what the

(22:41):
house was an accident? Oh?Watch still? You like bounce around?
Yeah? I watched the season finaleof a show and then somehow we clicked
over to episode one, so itdidn't make sense. I didn't know I
had watched the season finale. Yeah, so I thought it was in that
order, and I'm like, whatthe hell is happening? And then I
saw it again. I'm like,oh, snap, but why would you
like? Because then we watched likeseason one, episode one, as everybody

(23:03):
else normally does, and I'm like, this was so great, Like I
would not have turned it off ifI actually started with this episode full of
lives that's not both shut down andwe both watched the first time. Must
have been either a drunk too asleepor see whatever I do. You're on
your phone. I think you wereon your phone because you were like,
this isn't interesting to me, andyou turned it off and then you got
hooked up on season two. Sonow we're going back and watching it again.

(23:26):
Anyway, here's another show. Wegot to check out. This premise
of the show. Where is itgold? You're about to find out right
now? Okay, I'm sorry Ididn't get my significant other story. Well,
hold on, that's wrong. Ohno, did I not hold on?
I think I'm gonna closed out ofit. Hold on one sec.
Hold on, we'll talks amongst ourselves. Oh can I tell you a story

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that silo? Yeah, I feltwe're watching it, but episode two I
fell asleep. Yeah, and thenI told Yesca I didn't just because,
so we continued the show. Butthen I'm like, so freaking I was
so freaking lost. Then on myfree time, I went back to watch
episodes. Oh yeah, but Iwas thinking to myself, like, there's
no way you could skip one,right, because I thought me watching the
synopsis, h huh, you knowhow like episode three will show like what

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happened pretty the highlights. I thought, Oh, that's good enough for me,
just watched the highlights. But no, you gotta gotta watch everything.
I found it. This is theshow that we have to check out,
and it is on Netflix. Buthere you go. In response to to
Ryan's Netflix watching, I also havebeen watching Down with Love. But the
other day I was watching a crazyass one from Spain on Netflix called Deep

(24:33):
Fake Love Where You Got I thinkit's twelve people total split up into six
groups swapping spouses getting to know eachother, and they look at camera footage
of their significant other and they eitherchoose to believe that's really them that they're
seen, or they can choose thatthey don't believe it it's false. They
put a face filter over their spousesthat are on the camera, so you

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don't know if that situation really happenedor it was a body double that looked
similar to theirs with the actual spouse'sface filtered over it like snapchat face filter.
It's crazy by Okay, So thereis like two groups of couples,
what's it called again, deep deepfake love, deep fake love, different

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groups of couples, and then theyshow them video of their significant other,
but it might not be their significantother, So then you'd have to believe
if that was you on the show, you'd have to believe that, Yes,
I'd really do that. Or isthat a body double? Well that's
so cool too, especially with likenow now that's people with technology nowadays.
It's like, that's that's a goodconcept. Yeah, what an interesting Yeah,

(25:41):
talk about like AI, I wantto watch it just to see if
it's like, yeah, so that'son Netflix, all right, let me
go back to the other instant voicenote which remember yesterday we heard it was
about the swapping of the couples.And then and then she said something.
But then she switched conversation about likea TV show yeah to talk show.
Yeah, yeah, so this isuh in then callder on it and then

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here's the actual story. Did Ijust play this? You started the okay
three seconds of it. Okay,I'm sorry I didn't get my significant other
story. And I just turned youonto another really good, really trashy TV
show. And I also love ninetyDay Fiance and every offshoot of it.
Another excellent trashy TV show to haveon. Anyways, the nugget significant other

(26:23):
actually his ex wife. They hadbeen lifelong friends with this other couple,
regularly going out, having drinks,hanging out, barbecues, all that good
stuff. Well, one night towardsthe tail end of their marriage. Yeah,
this is probably a piece of whyit ended. But she was trying
to spice things up. They're alldrinking, they're all pretty loose, all

(26:45):
pretty happy. They're all going tosit down and watch I don't know,
I think a movie or something.Wait, I just I said that about
the other instant voice don't. Andyou guys didn't call me on it.
What because I was talking about theleg in the hand and you're okay,
leg in the hand, the firstswapping of the partners, yeah, right,
And then afterwards I was talking abouthow the couple was all in on

(27:08):
it except the guy, right,yeah, isn't let me just finish play.
All of a sudden, she startsputting her hand on the other husband's
leg, and she's looking at herhusband, my significant other, and then
looking at the other guy, andthen slowly her hand would start to reach
upwards. Same time that's happening,is the wife the other wife starts putting

(27:33):
her hand on my significant other side. He pushes it away. Next thing
he knows his wife is going totown on the other husband. Yeah,
he said. He got up andwalked out, and then I think they
were divorced within a year. Andsorry, Peku, over a minute and
a half. Story's kind of worthit. Love you guys. Bye.
It's a great story. So I'mglad you shared it, and you can

(27:55):
take as much time as you need. That's what I was talking about with
the other instant voice note and youtoo, goofballs, was just like who
you who because it has nothing topertain with what the other one, because
well the first one was such amess. Yeah, like I didn't really
follow to connect the nuts. Iagreed with you. Yeah, the first
one one, I mean, youget you get a preview, and so
Doran I just kind of lost andwe just try to pretend or else he'll

(28:17):
scream at us. He'll scream atus, pretend. It doesn't make any
sense if you pretend. Well,I honestly didn't know what was going on
because it's mess. So you gottasay that. Well, well, when
you explained it, I was like, oh, okay, now I get
it. Now it makes sense.Yeah, well I was explaining a different
one because I'm not a visit myfold your fault. Yeah, and I

(28:37):
agree with each other. We getit now. This partner stopping conversation is
very confusing. I need the whiteboard to be like ABC T A and
sometimes the guys look up and thenthey have an orgy one more instant voice.
Nope, it doesn't not to doanything about swapping people. PK k
Ryan. This message is for pK. If you're looking for something to
do on October first, you canalways find your way to Atlanta and we

(29:00):
could go see the Falcons play theJaguars. Oh, think about it.
You could start looking for tickets lowfear tickets right from now. All right,
bye bye, that's really sweet andask nice. And the reason why
he's saying not do you know,PK, no idea? How in tuned
are you with the calendar than theconversations that we've had this week? No

(29:23):
idea? Whoever that was? Andguess it's opening opening night right, Yeah?
Opening day is like the seventeenth specialabout October one. Well, if
you look at the calendar, thatis the tail end of my weekend with
the girls. Oh so you arefree and you were invited to a guy's

(29:45):
weekend to go to atl ho.Yeah, this calendar thing, huh,
what do you mean? It's gonnabe the death of me. It's gonna
be like divorce. It's gonna leakto that. The calendar says all and
knows all because I'm so organized.Well, there's a couple of things.
First, we got invited to awedding. Thank you. Charlie even remembers
she's going to be out of town. There we go. This this should

(30:07):
be the question of the day.This is a point counterpoint. This is
the question of the day. Thisis what I need everybody to to go
ahead and drop assistant voice notes on. Right. So we got invited to
a wedding, okay, and thenI don't know, like if the wedding
isn't a year, I don't everknow. You don't know when the wedding
is. When is the wedding thatwe got invited to. You didn't see
the save the day October fourteen.I don't look at them a refrigerator and

(30:30):
it's if it's more than a monthout. I'm not looking at the calendar
on the shared calendar of this fourteenthis year or yes, this year.
Yes. So there's one thing thathappens on this planet that trumps everything else,
including if we were to have achild, you better fucking do it
outside. It trumps that too.It's one thing, and that to me

(30:52):
is a solar eclipse. If asolar eclipse happens, like a total solar
eclipse total, that's what you saidbefore. It has to be totality,
Yeah, totality. So a weddinginvite comes up and she's like October whatever,
I'm it's like, we got nothingon the books. I put it
on the calendar and said we're in. I'm just gonna speak. Two weeks

(31:12):
ago, Bryson and I we sawthe ISS fly by and we waved at
it. That's all the SS.It flew by and we stay high.
Yeah, all right, okay,that's all I wanted to say. It's
kind of cool. I think Isaw you. Did they wave back?
No, but yeah, I imaginethey're all right there. It's like your

(31:34):
kid out yea father's son bonding time. I'm glad you brought that out.
Cool. So this wedding happens tobe on there's two eclipses that are going
to happen in North America, andone of them it does go pretty much
over Houston, but you still haveto like if you drive to San Antonio,
it's like ninety eight percent, orit might be ninety six or ninety

(31:56):
eight percent, right, and thennext year it's one hundred percent talent.
That's April eight, that's April late, and then after that it doesn't happen
for like ten years, Like youhave to go to South America. Europe.
Antarctica has one, you know,so the only two are those coming
up. And this wedding is onthe first, which I know it's not
one hundred percent totality, but itstill gets pretty close with nineteen six ninety

(32:19):
seven percent. Right, But thatninety six ninety seven percent is in San
Antonio and this wedding is in Houston. Oh that's a So I'm like,
yo, I don't know what totell you. Congratulations, here's a gift,
but fuck that. Oh my god, there's only two and ten years.
Then she goes, well, I'mgonna go to the wedding by myself.

(32:39):
If anybody knows anything about weddings,you can't have your girl go to
a wedding by herself. She's gonnafall in love with somebody else. That's
where girls fall in love. Weddingis like an aphrodisiac. Yes, And
it's a fancy wedding too, likevery fancy, like hormal dresses. So
I just assumed we weren't gonna goto this wedding. Oh hell no,

(33:00):
I said, she assumed because Ididn't have the eclipse on the calendar.
She accepted the invite that I'm atfault. And then the neighbor. The
neighbor comes up yesterday, right,and the neighbor goes, well, there's
a patio where the wedding is.Yeah, so you can get your ass
on the Patti. Let's just pretendthat the ninety seven percent totality is over
Houston, which it is not.I think over Houston is like ten percent

(33:22):
less or something. Right, Buteven if that's the case, what if
they're in the middle of the fand vows I'm still getting the f up
and going outside. I'm not missinga solar eclipse once in ten years.
I know she listens to the showand I cannot wait to have this conversation
with her after words. So that'sa great happy for totally fine. That

(33:43):
is one less person that she doesnot have to pay for a meal for
or a wedding cake or whatnot.And let's dry and you want to come
because you know her. Oh itman, if it's like food open bars,
yeah, I'll be there tomorrow.Yeah yeah, dude, okay,
perfect, all right, before her, I'm just saying you can't plan that
if there's a solar eclipse happen.That's like planning a wedding on the day

(34:07):
that the Super Bowl happens. Alot of college college football that did happen
a lot of times. Yeah,like when I hosted weddings back in the
day, and that happens once ayear. This happens every ten, twice
every ten. It's okay, wealready solved the problem. You have fun
plus one, No, because youtoo will bang. It's what happens at
weddings. Brother, No one hasgone to a wedding and not following the

(34:30):
love. If they're not there withtheir significant another, it happens. I
can't even hate you for for doingthat. If you go with another guy,
That's what happens at weddings. There'sgonna be like a huge orgy at
this wedding. No not, Oh, it's proper too. Yeah, is
this what is she? Are?They like hippies like you know her?
Yeah, you're not a girl,but girls. Oh okay, it's a
very nice girl and I wish itall the best. But she just chose

(34:52):
the solar eclipse day. I'm sorrythat it's unless I get a pass.
And I'm like, if the vowsare happening and it goes acting, can
I go outside and bob away thechet talking about how I'm funny? How
am I funny? I'm big deadserious, Yes, funny looking. Nobody
cares about solar eclipse. Nobody caresabout lunary eclipses. Solar eclipses are like

(35:13):
it puts life into perspective. Solareclipses. You see the snakes on the
ground. It it's but but guests, who put on the calendar for April
eight? I did, so nothingcan happen that day. We are already
business for the next one. Yes, yeah, that's what you do.
Like, check the whole month,the rest of the month of August,
all through September, October, twoparts of November, two weeks we're completely

(35:34):
booked. Two weeks in December,completely booked. Like we're busy people.
So I'm sorry, but if youdon't put on the calendar, then I'm
not aware of what your crazy mindwants to do. So then but I
know where I am. It's onthe calendar. So just so we're clear
on this, you're fine going tothis wedding without me, right, Yes,
okay, I'm fine with that.Yeah, you cannot come back.
You cannot come back and yell atme. We're not going to the wedding,

(35:57):
Okay, And then you have totell butt girl, because then don't
know if she's gonna you know,well, yeah, because the invite might
be addressed to like mister and missuspani Ya. I've been dodging her because
I can't have I've been like dodgingfor real, Like I see her out
there and I gotta like run insidebecause if I get into conversation with her,
she's gonna start talking about the weddingand then I'm gonna have to be
like, I can't go. It'sgonna that's gonna be awkward. Then that's

(36:19):
a long time to ignore her.But she knows youah, so I think
it's fine. Her husband knows metoo. Yeah, Yan, Yeah,
you actually better friends with her fiancethan PK. Yeah yeah we clicked.
Yeah, Yan's yeah, stepping inall right? Drop up your rest in
voce notes, if you got acomment, if you want to say what's
up, if you got a DM, drop those in at PK and DK
dot com dms. You can dothat over on Instagram. It's at PK

(36:43):
and DK And we do have twovideos that we're sent in kal which one
don't you wanna start with? Heay, if you start with the Crux one,
let me bring it up the otherone. Yeah, well, this
one comes in from Tony Drob andit goes back to something that dry and

(37:07):
you talked about earlier this weeks onthe show. Oh okay, okay,
so I just played about yea,so this is pretty exciting. These have
just derived and for those of youplaying at home, it looks familiar.
Yeah, croc lads here, wegot farm up. Oh yeah, and

(37:31):
those are bad as. Yeah they'rebright. Yeah, you need those at
when we walk at night on yourcrocs. The problem is the well,
I can't wear the crocs when Ido long walks because when we also go
like through the dirt path. Huh, and I I think I need to
get the four by four crocs orthe the alter terrain is that what they're

(37:52):
called alterine because these have so manyholes, which are great, but then
the like stickies and stuff come intomy socks. Oh yeah, do you
tell everyone what we saw yesterday walkingon the path. Oh? Snake?
No? No? Uh? Twopeople having sex? No? No?
Any other guesses? Wildlife? That'sa oh okay, when a bats you

(38:16):
saw bats mating? No? Yousaw a dog on the screen? Yeah,
yeah, we saw a just anykind of dog, a dingo it
looks like a dingo dog. No, it's coyote right where we were walking.
Dude, that's were you guys scared? Well, we didn't. I
walk backwards, and I'm like,you know, I know what to do

(38:37):
when a bear comes at me.Huh, you just make yourself big and
it runs off or whatever, unlessit's a white polar bear or you know,
but I don't. I have noidea what do with coyotes. So
I just slowly walked away. Andwe didn't have Teddy with us, thankfully,
and always we always do have Teddyon a leash. But I mean
that dog he because I thought likecoyotes were a lot more skinnier, scrawnier,

(38:57):
but that one looked like he hadbeen eaten. Pretty well, this
isn't a better picture. Let mebring it up. Oh that's a video.
Yeah, oh it looks yeah,there you go look at it.
I was like, and I keptasking, I'm like, are you sure
that's not a dog? And he'slike, no, there's no popped in
from like where the wooded area is. Yeah, so a coyote is a

(39:21):
wild dog, right, I think? So? Yeah, do we know
that for a fact, Like,let's say you were too. I know,
I'm just playing pretend land. Now, if you were to adopt that,
he comes up to you, youguys become friends. You adopt that
definitely is a coyote, and thenis it still a coyote or is it
at that point a different kind ofbreed dog or a dog? You know
what I mean? If a coyoteis a wild dog, it's a species

(39:42):
of canain native to North America's comallerthan it's close relative, the wolf,
and slightly smaller than an eastern wolf, a red wolf. So would it
still be a coyote if you adoptedit. Let's sally, you guys became
friends. How does that work inthe chat? What are people saying?
No, Charlene has a bunch ofcoyotes over there. The coyotes have been
known to attack humans in pets.But yeah, if it, if it

(40:04):
does, become your friend, andwhat do you do? Do you feat
it? Kibbles and bits? OrI've got so many questions? Go hunt?
But you know what's crazy? Sowill you see the path there?
And again? You can see thisif you go onto our show forty minutes
if you're just listening pekk dot com. But where the path is is where
we always walk, and I alwayshear like rustling in the bushes and you
can tell, you can tell ifit's a squirrel or a bird or if
it's something way bigger. So inin the past couple of days, I'm

(40:28):
like that that was a big likerustle back there. I wonder if that's
a snake that just fell or something, you know, maybe rabbits or something.
And then it's that now because itwas like, yeah, like I
think two days ago it shook thebushes. I was like, holy crap,
how far is this? Uh?Was this from you guys? Not
far? Don't you know where wewent with town crier into the blue bonnets
over there? Yeah, so thatpath but before the bridge, Yeah,

(40:49):
it's very close to us. Whatif it has like a den somewhere,
probably I think, so, yeah, it probably does. All right,
So we got one more DM thatgot sent in and then I'm waking up
with that the rhyne. Who isthis guy looking like, oh yeah,
so this came in from Saints Tatwho also lives in Houston, talking about
Amazon packages. Yeah. I haven'tworre suits now too. I think we
just need to have him on arock climbing wall. It's his favorite pastor.

(41:13):
It is all right, let melet's play this. So what is
this now again? More time?I'm sorry? It's from listener Saints Tat
who sent it in. It's regardingAmazon packages and if somebody tries to take
them off your porch here in Texas, your Amazon packages off of your front
porch, can you whoop their ass? Yes? The state of Texas says
that you have the right to useforce to defend your property against theft in

(41:35):
the state of Texas. That openup. I can't, I mean I
couldn't. Is there Marcia law herein Texas? What do you mean?
Like? Uh, let's say you'redowntown and you get into a ruffle with
another dude and there's cop there,and you're gonna you can tell the cop
a he and I we agree,we call what did I say? Martial
laws? We declare martial law andthe cops says, okay, that's when

(41:58):
you could like legal leaf. Oh, duke it out. I don't get
out. You think we live ina John Wick world Texas? See the
fourth John Wick where they have toshoot out. You haven't seen the fourth
John Wickha really good, really good. I don't think so. Yeah,
I figureds work. So the firstperson that throws the punch is the person

(42:22):
that can get sued, right,I think, because then the second person,
if you beat the rest, youcan still go after him for salt
or like, how does that work? I don't know whoever throws the first
punch. The last physical fight Isaw was in Miami outside of the game.
Remember, so, like we perkedso far away. We hopped on
some kind of golf cart that tookus up to it, and he's like,
old on, I got stop realquick. Sus people were fighting over
T shirts and the guy physically thedriver gets out and pulls these two people

(42:44):
apart that are like dukeing in onthe ground and like you have major beat
down. And I was like,oh shit, I only got twenty in
my pocket. No, I onlyhad ten in my pocket and the ride
was twenty. So I'm like,he's breaking up the fight. Let's just
bounce. We're like we left thecash there, and then like we oh
no, I waited for him tocome back. I was like, sorry,
bros A. But that was likethe last time I physically saw,

(43:06):
like yeah, and it was soaggressive and I just like, in my
head, I'm like, this isgonna be a huge brawl, because like
he had a couple of people,but then they all thought that he was
being an idiot anyway and the wrong. But then the crew that was selling
the shirts like they were all aboutto go after him. It is gonna
be a giant brawl. I didwant to. Tricia just said she loves
John Wick as well, which bringsto mine. Has nothing to do what
we're talking about. But just realquick, I just read an article,

(43:29):
not an article, it was itwas a post. It was like,
have you ever ran across a famousperson and ended up talking to him?
Oh? Yeah, yeah? Andthis this guy who said that he was
getting coffee and he lives in NewYork City And in front of him in
line was Keanu Reeves. Oh night, and he was like, oh my
god, bro, I love you, you know. And then they started
talking about his movies and he said, Kiana Reeves sat down with him,

(43:51):
and then they started talking about themovies and stuff. Yeah, And like
about forty minutes later, he's like, I better get going because the set
we're doing John Wick and I wassupposed to be there a half hour ago,
and he was like, dude,what are you doing. You gotta
get there, And Keanu Reeves said, well, they can't start without me.
Yeah. Yeah. So he satdown and they started talking about like
which one of his movies was thefavorite for him and like, and he

(44:15):
said he was such a nice guy. Yeah that just to a stranger at
a coffee shop not only just saidhigh or whatever, but sat down and
spent like forty minutes with him.How cool is that? I have heard
he's been like one of the nicestcelebrities. Like I follow a couple of
gossip groups and everyone says whenever theysee I mean always like stops down and
takes time and says thank He wasreally like a generous yeah, keeping pictures

(44:36):
of him, Like yeah, butit's so cool. Yeah, it's so
cool when you have people like that. All Right, we're doing things a
little differently today, So let's doall four guesses for what's that noise?
Right now? Now, this isa five hundred dollars noise. If you
can figure out what it is,you can submit your guesses online at pk
DK dot com slash What's that Noise? And this is what you're trying to

(44:58):
figure out. Amazingly missed all theimportant stuff. Just number what Denise Greg
boot leg seventy three dropping a legoset off the roof. Z isn't correct?
Three? Uh koree dropping the jackin the box from the roof and

(45:21):
crashing also in correct, just throwinga computer monitor off a balcony. Amazingly
missed all the important stuff. Andyour last guest for today Denny five Greg
Greg again dropping one of the Ryan'slego sets off the roof. When you

(45:44):
submit your guests, will put themout and put them in the ball and
there you go. There's a bigcontroversy because some people are saying they're only
submitting one guess. Yeah, comingin though in multiple days a lot him?
Know who to believe? Unless you'reputting the guesses back in the ball,
no, I always toss him inthis little christ Okay, submit your
guesses in online became dk dot slash. What's that noise? We do have
some news to get to we alsohave back in the day. I gotta

(46:05):
kick his little behind. How closeare you to doing news? Are you
ready to go right now? Okay, I'm a professional. Who is this
before we do that? What's wrong? No, just keeps. I've had
this up and it keeps getting myattention. Looks is this a TV?
A yeah, d wait, it'sa portable you said this? Yeah,
this is kind of cool. Man, So it's actually a suitcase. It

(46:28):
looks like maybe there's like tools init, but you open up, it's
a freaking TV. I think it'sa twenty seven inch TV ten adp uh
three hours of batter your life.You can plug it into Wi Fi,
Bluetooth, you could stream stuff.It's touch screen as well. Whoa dude?
And it like the commercial. It'scool. You get to play board
games on it? Is this thenplay? Yeah? Obviously if you're listening

(46:51):
you can't see this forty seven minutesand you can want to commercial coming down?
That's pretty coolna, lie, howmuch is it though? Oh oh

(47:12):
that's actually not that bad. Butlook, if you could play your games,
you can watch her. You couldconnect your phone. Yeah, you
can ye stuff up on there.And it's a touch screen and it's all
the all the above. Is itout now or is that one of those
concepts? You could pre order itnow, and I think if you pre
order it now you get like afree Bluetooth speaker with it. That's value
over like two hundred and thirty bucks. Huh. That's pretty cool because you

(47:35):
could use it for a lot,like we always tag along with us like
a yachtsy and backgammon. But thathas well, I guess not ya.
You still got a suitcase and likeor a briefcase. I don't know how
often. Yeah, I mean ifyou're like trying to like face time with
people, or if you're doing livelike if we're doing a podcast. I
mean I feel like that TV couldreally be useful. I'm just a hater
because we're broken now. Oh yeah, that's true. Yeah we are.
Yeah. I got paid today atmy other gig and I was like,

(47:57):
great this, we'll pay my Innissabill for them. He get in't like
that comment. I was like,oh yeah about gas and groceries. I
don't know about that one. Ah. All right, Well. Top three
Things brought to you by our friendsover at Renova Appliance Center. We thank

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online at Renova Appliant Centers dot comherst story. It is Thursday, August
seventeenth. They let's kick it offwith Britney News, right, we talked
about it earlier. Casey haven't heardher and her now ex husband Sam Ashigari
have separated amid allegations of infidelity.Now this is only according to TMZ.

(48:44):
Nobody really knows what the hell's goingon, but sources said that he allegedly
confronted Brittany last week over rulers thathe that she Brittany and Brittany has cheated
on Sam. While it's a clearweather or not there's any like validity to
the claims, it is allegedly likeresulted in a huge argument. He's no
longer wearing his ring or anything,and it's only a matter of time till

(49:04):
he officially divorced. Who's the two? He's the other guy? I know,
I said what I want to know. No, he's gone. He's
already remarried in Hawaii. But thekids, Yeah, what are you?
Are you holding up the you knowpretty looking up? It's a story,
yeah, yeah to my second story, Apple, I guess Pika, you

(49:25):
haven't heard this. They have decidedto reverse their decision to move the end
call button and has put it backin the middle of this ring. Apparently
there was a lot of outrage inthat for some reason. So there you
go. And a final story ina huge step toward animals helping to ease
a shortage of donated organs. Didyou hear how a pig kidney was implanted
into a human and it's still workingthirty two days later? So the modified

(49:51):
pig khitney went to a brain deadman. His family did consent that it
was okay, and it's still functionally, Like functionally what what am I looking
for? Function is that? Yeah? Thirty two days later? No,
that the heart is or the implant. Did you say he's he's brain dead,
Yeah he's yeah. So they're justtesting them. He's like a guinea

(50:12):
pig. They're testing it in away. In a way, yeah,
I mean, you wouldn't want somebodythat well, I don't know. I
was like that. It's saying that, it's like raising hopes that pig organ
because can one day help human patiencebecause there is a huge shortage or there's
always a really really long list fordonations of organ Have you seen Old No?
No, that's kind of like oldOh, yeah, it was so

(50:35):
good. Yeah, yeah, Ithought you said you didn't like the twist
at the end. I the moreyou know, yeah, I can't.
I'm very undecisive. But the moreI think about it, the more I'm
like, dude, that's actually kindof cool. No, it's it was
just the it's a good U conversationpiece. Okay, the ending, because
I agree that some people should.I don't want to get into it,
all right, Okay, yeah Iwant to. We should have a time

(50:58):
limit on like how long somebody hasto watch stuff before we can ruin it
for him. Yeah, because it'ssuch as I would love to have with
you guys. Any other stories.That's it. I'mose are the top three
things you need to know. There'sa bunch of articles going back to because
we were just talking about Hawaii,but there's a bunch of articles about all
these people trying to start conspiracy theories. Should and I don't like I wonder

(51:22):
if I guess it's a mute conversation. So it's not like I don't know
that this could ever go into existence, but should there be some kind of
thing where you're immediately banned if it'sproven that you knowingly docked a photo to
try to start a conspiracy theory?Should there be a fine that would be
like jail time? Yeah, becausethere's knowingly there's people, and I don't

(51:44):
know how you would try it downto the original person that started or tried
to start the conspiracy theory. AnyLike, there's a SpaceX launch that they
took and what they did is theyremoved the rocket and then they took the
exhaust and made it look like alaser beam was hitting Maui and started to
find Yeah, so that's a spaceexcellent So can't they track that to the
original person? And should that personimmediately have all their social media like band

(52:06):
or band from being on the internetfor starting stuff like that, Because when
something like that starts and you're knowinglystarting it, yeah, there's no putting
an end to it. And thenyou just have a bunch of idiots out
there, because again it's social mediaand everything just go viral so fast.
And even if it's something that you'redoing to send to a friend that sent
to somebody and then went viral,I mean people can say that they are
like, oh, I didn't meantoo I just did that for me,
And it's a free I guess thefree speech, I guess the twelve free

(52:30):
speech goes well, I'm just sayinga fine line of free speech because then
you have everybody saying everything's free speechsNo, you can't yell fire in a
movie theater. But I'm saying,like, maybe peeky, like you did
something with AI and it created it. Then you just sent it to Dryan
to be like like look how crazythis could be, and then Dryan posted
it on the internet and then itwent viral. But it goes back to
you. But you're like, Ijust would be Dryan who posted it and

(52:52):
knowingly said that this is what happened. Yeah, I think the person that
knowingly is saying that that's something thathappened the original post. And I guess
that's where the tricky part is.It's like, how do you narrow it
down to not the person I createdit? Because you can create I can
take a I can open up anemail and write like something horrible yeah,

(53:12):
and do nothing with it and thendeleted, like I think the I think
that where the deciding factor is isthat you're taking it and you're putting it
in a public space, knowing thatyou're doing something or maybe if you're reposting
something posting they don't know because youhave a bunch of stupid people now that
they see the laser thing and they'reconvinced that a laser and oprah, you
try to burn down moundly to getland grab right, So you can't blame

(53:35):
somebody for being stupid, but youcan blame somebody for trying to get clout
when they're starting knowingly something that isfalse. Right, there should be something
in place there, and the freespeech thing doesn't doesn't work because this isn't
They're also on a platform that theplatform could have rules in place. But
then then you have that that slipperyslope, or you had like old Twitter

(53:58):
that was just censoring all conservatives,so it SUTs a man, Yeah what
do you do? But it justangers me to no end. Like that
the whole laser things you see,that's like everywhere everywhere because you have stupid
people. And then that's again Ithink I just saw that like New York
post, but like if I tookthe time to dive in, because like
I really really try hard to limitmy social media and who I follow,
like who I actually trust and believeversus like anyone that just pops up and

(54:21):
share stuff. But it's hard,Like it's every York Post article that was
saying that these things were docked andit was fake, but they use the
fake picture. It's at that's exactlywhy. That's what they do with all
of their stuff. If you ifyou follow them for any reason that's not
entertainment, then like, yeah,follow somebody more reliable. But there's gotta
just be community notes on now X. I guess it's pretty awesome because then

(54:44):
then people can call out. Basically, if you go on and you put
something that's false, community notes willtag your account, they'll leave up the
tweet, but then they'll call youon it. So somebody tried to say,
you know the chick that said everybody'sfake on the or the fake person
on the airplane. Yeah, theythey tried to say that they try to
start some stupid conspiracy theory by sayingthat's not the same person that now is

(55:05):
apologizing and you look at her breastor bigger. Community notes tagged that account
and said that for some reason,this individual enlarged the breast in this picture
to try to cause something. Soit just calls them on it and then
you can't do anything about it.You've been called on it. So I
do like that. Okay, Ididn't know that that was a thing.
I didn't know that was not Ithink I have seen that a few times.
I just didn't realize what somebody startedgoing viral for saying how you can

(55:29):
use Twitter to gain followers? Right, Community notes said, no, they
just stole everything from a different account. So then so then you can just
ban that person because that person obviouslystealing other people's stuff. Yeah, you
know, so I don't know,just just a random thought that you know,
just don't here's a little bit ofcommon sense, and I'm pretty sure
all of our people do. Yeah, but you know, I know that

(55:52):
was something like we were talking aboutyesterday. You were getting so aggravated.
Yeah, it's just a stupidity.It's just like, you know, there's
there's some some conspiracy theories are soinsane, Yeah that I don't even debate
that. You know, like ifsomebody believes the Earth is flat, good
for you. Yeah, I'm noteven having the conversation, you know what
I mean? That laser picture,Yeah, I saw it one time for

(56:12):
at least like five seconds, andI said, Okay, I didn't believe
it for yeah. Second, Iwas like, this is garbage. What
a horrible human being to try touse how many people have died there.
I mean the same thing when we'retalking about religion the other day, like
when you're using tragedy and especially likethe week of the day of to try
to I mean, it's never coolto use it. Say, remember that
book I was telling you about thatwas on Amazon. It was it was

(56:36):
like published like August eleventh or somethingabout the fires from August tenth through thirteenth
in Maui and how it has todeal with climate change. And then it
was a forty four page book onAmazon. Someone published but as Pike was
saying, probably someone used like AIto like write it real fast and then
put it on there and it's gotlike one star reviews. You know,
everyone commenting like how horrible whoever publishedthis because of like the tragedy and they're

(56:57):
trying to get money. Yeah,and then and then you know, I
love having these conversations. You know. The part that sucks is there is
no you know, clear yes orno. You know, these are conversations
you have for debate or you know, just to have. But is there
a difference, like let me throwthis set. Yet. Is there a
difference between the person that decided,Oh, I'm gonna have AI or I'm

(57:19):
just gonna write a forty page bookto try to make money from this fire
the day of Is there a differencebetween that guy and then the person that
the minute like nine to eleven happens, bets on the stock market's gonna go
down, Like you see what I'msaying, Like, you know, like
it's morally wrong. You know,people are dying and you're like, oh,
this is my opportunity to make Orhow about the people that when COVID
happened, bought all of the handsanitizer and nobody else could buy it so

(57:43):
they could resell it for you know, or the people that are now trying
to buy all the land and knowingthat people can no longer afford it anymore
because there's like one seven hundred dollarspayment. No one couldn't survive all that
kind of stuff. Yeah, well, you know it's really if you really
dive deep into this is awful becausenow you have you have so many Native
Hawaiians that don't like, you know, tourism. Yeah, I think we

(58:06):
talked about this weeks ago. Oh, we've talked about it. We've always
gone Hawaian. Yeah, right,And I think there was a survey that
said four out of five people inHawaii are employed by tourism, and you
were right. I have to sayI was completely wrong. You were right
when you said that when this firehappened, everybody should be off the island,
right, because my take without reallythinking because when we're doing the show,

(58:27):
we're just whatever comes to our mind. We're saying, because it's just
like an on a show. Yeah, we don't have time to like stop
down. And I didn't think aboutthe fact of how many people lost their
homes and those rooms. Like ifyou have tourism there, like get them
out because then the hotels can openup for the people that don't have homes
as shelters for the time being.Because like we've talked about it before,
but like in Hawaii, like aa lot of these islands, you know,

(58:49):
it's really really expensive, Maui,Kawai all that it's super expensive,
and not a lot of people thatcan you know, Native Hawaiians they all
have to live under one roof orthey think the homes have been there for
generations, like plural, like many, many of years, and then all
of a sudden they're burnt down,they're gone, and many people can't even
afford to live there or afford toactually work there because like you know,

(59:10):
you could pay one hundred bucks anhour, but you still can't physically live
close by because of all the developmentthat has been purchased. But think about
this, not with all that stuffhappening in Maui, eighty percent of the
revenue is going to go away becauseit's from tourism. They're saying, hey,
listen, we can't have tourists righthere, right right now, which
makes sense, you can't have tourismright there right But then the island eighty

(59:31):
percent of the revenue for people,four out of five people, that's what
they do, is out of tourism. Yeah, so not only did they
lose all their homes, this wholetown got burned down, but then they're
not the eighty percent of the moneyto even try to rebuild is gone.
So what do you do? Like, how do you fix that? What?
You know, like, how arewe Yeah, you know, I
know, this is an awful situation. It is awful, and of course,

(59:53):
like so many people still can't goback because it's still like an active
scene, like there's still so manypeople that are missing. They're still like
little fires going on, like there'sstill so many people in cars, and
and they were saying how like schoolwas was canceled that day because of like
the hurricanes, but the parents stillhad to go to work and still like
all these kids are missing, Likeit's a really horrible situation. Like if
you dive deep down into it andstop just reading headlines in the you're saying

(01:00:16):
conspiracy, it just it's well,and that's so heartbreaking. That's why it
was, you know, it's it'sso frustrating when you see people that start
these knowing that it's you know,they're photoshopping something to try to spread some
kind of whatever they held there.Yeah, you know, just whether it's
for likes, whether it's just becausethey're those people are just scumbacks. There's

(01:00:36):
there's a couple of social media likeinfluencers that I do follow that I do
actually trust to have gone and donelike a list of go fund me for
actual like individuals, because of courseyou can donate to Red Cross and all
of that, and then the moneygets like split up. But this is
like a whole list. So evenif it's like three dollars, five dollars,
but if everybody you know sees thatand donates, or it's like venmo

(01:00:58):
accounts, which you know like venmoand cash up, that physically that goes
right to the accounts instead of likea go fund me that takes it ever,
So I mean, I can pullthat up and I'll share that with
people who are interested. We'll putit up on pekindk dot com under the
description of today's show as well.I'm also gonna link an article that there
was a lady and she is she'sa writer, she's a freelance writer,

(01:01:19):
and she lived or she lives shelives on a boat, right and the
boat was docked outside over the timeshe witnessed the whole thing, and she
just goes like she talks about everythinglike how you know, she saw the
fire starting and how she had togo like to land to try to help
people, and then how it's justit's a heartbreaking article, but one of

(01:01:39):
the most I don't know, itreally puts things in perspective. So I'll
link it in the description of today'sshow. With that said, it is
time. That's how we do here. We can switch off on a dime,
on a flip of a coin.Yeah, it is time to beat
his tell us about today back inthe day? Three weeks? How many

(01:02:06):
weeks in a week? Ryan,Ryan Jayan? Last twenty one was Friday,
June Gardian. So you got agood shot today because I'm not all
here. What's going on with yourbuddy? I call you buddy as if
like we're like friends and not partners. I usually called taddy buddy. I

(01:02:27):
don't know what's happening. I'm nothing. Oh, it's all right. Do
you want to take like a breatherlike okay, No, well I'll still
beat him, it doesn't matter.Oh, we'll see. Just for my
team. I'm just a little morelow key today, that's all all right,
everybody. I hear that last weekwas bad for d K. Yes,
but I'm a better spot today.Yeah. We had a whole conversation

(01:02:49):
about that. Ducas father man.You drive me to the as he did,
you both did. Yeah, children, I mean that's yeah, that's
very true. Yeah, Pika,you have won the last three weeks.
Where's the belt? I don't evenknow that long. It just doesn't matter.
I'll take it to Okay, lookwhat happened all right? As a
reminder, these are things that happenedthis week back in the day, best

(01:03:12):
of five on this throwback Thursday.I'll read the question. Once I say
go, the first person answer itcorrectly gets the point. Pek if you
speak before I say go, pointgoes to Dryan. Kay, we understood
Kape a piece he kay, rude, Yeah, come up question. I'm
not hurrying up. I am readyto hear. If Draney ready, I
don't know. I'm playing with avery rude person right now. I'm very

(01:03:35):
low key right now. If anything, I'm the lowest key I've been in
I don't know how long. Sowe do have refmegs in the building.
Perfect. We are starting now innineteen seventy two, kicking it off with
birthdays. This American actor, screenwriter, producer was born married to two Jennifers,
and his movies include Armageddon, GoBill, Bruce Willis, Nolan,

(01:03:59):
Ryan, I Know It's Ryan Something. Born in nineteen seventy two, He's
an actor of screenwriter from Stilberg,married to two different Jennifers, Gone Girl,
Armageddon, Goodwill, Hunting, Daredevil, Robin Williams. I have no
idea that man anyone. Everyone inthe chats already getting it. Guys,

(01:04:20):
everybody is getting it in the chat. Best friends with Matt Damon, oh,
be Stiller, Stiller really Batman,Ben Affleck, that's one of your
favorite Batmans. I don't know,it's not. I mean he's better than

(01:04:40):
I would say Keaton Bale Affleck.Yeah. Actually grew to appreciate him watching
The Justice League and are we stilleveryone knows Ben Affleck. Everyone was saying,
how bad that was? Guy's justbad. Kirsten Renee, Yeah,
I didn't even know Ben Affleck wasa director. Did you not know?
He's married to two differ in Jennifers. I don't understand that point. So

(01:05:02):
he's married to two women. Hewas married. He was married to Jennifer
Gardner and then married to Jenni Jenniferno Oh Lopez Jlo, Ben Affleck,
Jlo still married. The names annotfollow who's marrying home didn't know he was
a damn director? Alright, alright, I thought Spielberg school to be honest

(01:05:23):
with you when you said it,Yeah, next birthday, Okay, this
is all the way. Not sohe was in Armageddon, yeah, no
shit, what a great movie.So I will remember him in Armageddon.
I do remember Bruce Willis. Iremember he was Steve Tyler's daughters. Did
he go up in the Oh?He did? Well, he did go
up in the rocket. Buce said, yeah, fucking dead. Good movie.

(01:05:50):
Al Right, ready for the nextone, boys, I'm gonna keep
it easy for you guys. Okay, this is just nineteen eighty nine,
so not that long ago. Okay, thirty two years ago. With my
math is gret This Jonas brother wasborn? Go Nick Joan, this Carter,
Nick Kyle, Nick Kyle. Who'sthe other one? Nick? Jo
Sjoe? Joe Joe Joe shot ShoeJonas? Holy shit, Joel, Oh

(01:06:16):
my god, who's the other one. There's Joe, there's Nick, There's
who's the other one? Kevin?Kevin? Don't forget about use Frankie and
Kevin. No, they do ashow together. I'm like ABC, they
do that one show where you haveto guess who, Like Clody watches that
show? I watched claim to famousof them? This stupid you know ideas.

(01:06:40):
You know all those shows they neverhave like a real celebrity to be
attached to it or something. Youman, it's always like I actually I
didn't watch like the final episodes.I don't even know last season or this.
I know it's going on. There'sonly like three people after I think
too, I don't know. Iwatched the whole thing from the beginning and
I was like, I don't getit, so I stopped watching it.
Honestly, we're tied one one.Boys go into nineteen ninety nine. He

(01:07:00):
won the PGA Championship though Woods goodBoys side nice and nice. Now listen
fully to this question. It isa little lengthy ninety five. This song
where everyone performed in a group lineor solo. They followed a rhythmic pattern
of arm hand hit movements in timeto a Spanish themed song name it Chicken

(01:07:20):
Dance Macarena. Was that a tie? Megs, we need you for that
one? Yeah right, no,no, no, it doesn't go like
that. No, it has alittle yea yeah, but it's like more
of like a whisper something, kayMeg says, Pika got the point.

(01:07:42):
Really, I thought that that wasa tie. I would have said tie
on that one. Well, allright, same year ninety nine, the
phrase is that your final answer fromthis quiz show began name the show,
No deputy, let's spit the wheelof fortune. We get link. Uh
who wants to be millionaire? Nopoints, but bonus? Who was the

(01:08:08):
hosts? Good job, Regius Phelanr I P well, p K.
I mean according to my calculation,three gratulation. Remember when you had like
five ones in a row? Yeah, those good days, Those were the
good days. You're trying to loseon purpose? Yeah, that's it exactly.

(01:08:28):
I don't know. I thought it'stoo hard. Question one. I
didn't watch I do. Yeah,I keep going, all right. This
artist released a song hero twenty twoyears ago, go Henri que Yes.
In two thousand and four, hewon his first gold medal at the Summer
Olympic Games in Athens. Phelps Phelps, Michael Phelps, Michael Helps, Michael

(01:08:50):
Phelps, Yes, correct. Uh. Forty seven years ago, Dancing Queen
was released by this band GOA.I only know that because of Elia.
You made me go to the albummuseum and a friend and I was I
didn't even put up a struggle.I'm like, all right, let's go.
Who's a lot of funks? Wegot to like dancing? No?
It was what is it called theknow that dude, they have no no,

(01:09:12):
no hologram a stage. Yeah,holograms. First of all, what
a great friend, because I wouldhave never gone to that. But then
afterwards I'm like, that was thehighlight of this country. Yeah, but
they have the stage set up andthen you get on stage and then you're
dancing. There's a thing on theground. Yeah, and you're dancing and
you're singings like harryok. But thenthey film you and then like from the

(01:09:33):
audience there's holograms and you're part ofthe band, yes, and then you
see yourself with like the actual holograms. It was freaking bananas. Well wait
when you're dancing up there, canyou see the holograms too, and you're
dancing with no oh, it's justokay, but the audience can see and
then you can get did you canget a copy off? I hated it
because I went on Facebook Live atthe time. Remember my account got band

(01:09:55):
so I used to like reshare thatevery year. Maybe Elio was the one
that got me banned, because yeah, I no longer have access to that
video anymore. It was on liveanyway. It was a questions for today
that in the pirate ship or thehighlights of what was that Sweden? Oh,
no, that was Sweden. TheViking ship. No, No,
that that was Norway. That wasin Oslo, Norway with the big Vikings.
That was the Vikings. No,but we're the album museum. There's

(01:10:16):
a big ass pirate ship that wasthere. We did that in the morning.
Swe didn't Yeah, yeah, bigass big how to describe it.
Maybe it wasn't a pirate ship.Maybe it was just a ship back in
the day. But it was like, all would it? Yeah, but
it was huge and then they haveit inside. It's it's inside this uh,
this big ass building. So it'snot like you're out there. It's
kind of like the air lights andstuff, like the Spruce Goose that's in

(01:10:39):
Oregon. But this was like apirate ship or a boat of ships somehow
like that. Yeah, we didtouristy stuff. We just didn't been straight
three weeks in a row like wedid. You know, Oh we did
well. We did a little bitof both. I'll never forget Eliah.
He was what did he say tome? He was like, man,
you guys, can you just dosomething without because if you go to a
museum, we'll go to a bar. Shots and then the museum. Yeah,

(01:11:00):
it's a lot of fun. Yeahright, well it was freezing when
we went, like we went toNorway and it was like in the twenties.
I had like three pairs of pantsall like we had to do shots
to keep for yead. Anyway,I'll throw back for Yeah, you got
the final fup? Yes, Ido. And it it's a TikTok heck
bro, Yeah, it's very simple. But I had no idea this existed.

(01:11:24):
So if actually, yeah, ifyou guys pull out your TikTok or
pull up TikTok, you guys cando it too. Oh you can't on
your phone. It's phone though Ihave it on my phone, okay,
and Chinese government tron to take myinphone and all that. So this is
a TikTok video, right, Ijust random, I just pulled it up.
Did you know if you hold theside of the video screen, it

(01:11:46):
fast forwards the video. For instance, watch listen to your voice. Now
listen, I'm I'm good, yousee, and then look on the bottom
watch watch look on the bottom speedtimes too. Why do you need that?
Though, I don't know, Idon't know exactly why you need it.

(01:12:06):
I hadn't figured that part out questionbecause yeah, the videos are really
quick already video. I was hopingyou didn't ask that. Oh dude,
that one is still your whole Yeah, one question that's still under investigation at
this point. I still gotta dosome research. I don't know why,

(01:12:27):
but you could do it, okay, But did you know that? I
didn't know that either, So thereyou go. Okay, Well, to
go off your final thought, thisis something that I want to pull as
a challenge for all of you guys, especially those with kids, because this
is something I again I pulled upon my phone and I could not stop

(01:12:47):
laughing, and I felt really,really bad, but the evil part of
me thought it was hilarious. Ohyeah, everybody makes it to the end
of our show. So we're gonnahave to do this again tomorrow at the
beginning because this is hysterical. Whichone should I play? I mean the
first one, okay, And wewant you to do this. It's called
the egg Crack Challenge and then dropyour videos in our discord to go to

(01:13:10):
find our discord online PEKNDK dot com. You'll seet in the menu bar,
says discord. But do this dropyour videos. Let's see if we get
any good ones. Let me clickon the first one of the egg challenge.
How hard are you all hitting yourkids? Hashtag and crack challenge the
kid egg? All right, crackyegg reack eggs already? Okay, go

(01:13:50):
through them? What is happening?Go through a couple more because that one
I don't know why the ones thatI pulled, This is why he's in
charge of the final floe. No, this isn't a final thought. This
go to one another one with akid. I don't know. I've never
set that one. Okay, soI set this on TikTok. Were you
like the best way to crack anegg? You want to see? Ready?
Yes, so you're cracking the egg? How the children rise? Girl

(01:14:18):
down? There's a couple of likelittle girls and they start crying. But
also like, look how happy thesekids are that they're on TikTok too?
Is that crazy? They're at twoyears old and they're like, yeah,
and that weird? Yeah, Iwant to see this. What is your

(01:14:41):
egg scoad? Just a little bitmore? All right, get to it,
lady Jesus Christ, Oh my god, that's why you heard. Oh
yeah, there is a that wasgood. There's they have compila compilations of
it? Where is that? Howdo I find a compilation? Okay,
I'm watching this one. Good morning, we're making gave us some breakfast.

(01:15:02):
I don't give a pass forward nowI know I'm going just hold it on
the side, comes back together.Oh can she already do it quick?
We're gonna make you some eggs.Right, you're gonna crack it? Can
you crack down? When I crackedthis one? Okay? Damn yeh the

(01:15:27):
betrayal, that's that's good? OhI think he says baby fever. No,
I just is that it? Idon't know. Maybe so, but
I just saw this and I waslike, I was like I can't stop
laughing at and like I felt bad. There's something about kids getting here,
not like like hurt a little hospital, but they're a delayed reaction because then

(01:15:50):
they're so confused, they're like,is that what's I supposed to hurt?
I think you think like me ifyou google, like kids getting hurt,
and it's hilarious in the funny,like they'll get hurt, but it's laughable.
You know, It's not like theygot to go to the hospital heal
up for three months, you know, something like that, the egg doesn't
hurt. Yeah. Yeah, AmI the only one that doesn't know how

(01:16:10):
to crack an egg? Still?Really, dude? I made eggs for
us the other day. Yeah,and I didn't use all the I made
like three, maybe it was foureggs, right. I was making breakfast
tacos. So we eat our breakfasttacos, but there was some leftovers because
I'm like, how many eggs doyou need in there? You know?
Yeah? So then we go toput away the extra eggs and there was
like a half a shell in there. Like I just got lucky that it

(01:16:31):
didn't make it into the tortilla.And then she's like, ain't trying to
poison me, You're trying to killme. I'm like, it's just an
egg shell. It's not gonna killyou. But I don't know what's going
on with me. Yeah, it'syou gotta crack. I think you've got
to crack a few eggs to getthe rhythm whipping cracking eggs? Could you

(01:16:51):
do on a flat surface, likeI don't get it? Well, yeah,
I could do it on a flatsurface. I could do it on
the edge of the pan. Well, I could do it with one hand.
Yeah, no, do you guysdo it in a bowl separately,
and then you pull out the eggshell before you put it in a pan.
I think I did do that.So I whisked it and everything,
like, I don't know how bigwas this peace, Oh it was pretty

(01:17:12):
hefty, like an eighth of theeggs. Yeah, I think I think
I did this for a final thought, remember that little life hack. You
get the egg and you just dropit in the pan and it cracks,
you just pick it up. No, I tried to stupid hack and I
just had a eggle over the counter. Oh yeah, So I don't know
if I didn't have the proper altitudeor however. Yeah, but yeah,
I had a egg everywhere? Canyou? So when you crack a egg,
do you use two hands or onehand? I use two hands,

(01:17:35):
and do you do the Yeah?And then you pull it apart, and
I usually, you know, I'llget confident, like the first two will
be fine, and the third oneis always like I'm digging my fingers and
through the shell because it's like allcracked and are you are you? Because
when I do it, I tapit and it's just are you crushing it?
I don't know what the f I'mdoing. Damn, that's what I'm
saying. I don't know how I'mlooking for. I'm going to be making

(01:17:55):
breakfast. Yeah, and I hopefellows you learned something, which is,
if you don't want to do something, just do what bad. That's what
my grandpa taught taught you. Yeah, just if you don't want to do
anything around the house, does it, make sure you do it as awful
as possible, and then the wifewill never ask to do it again.
Yeah. The laundry, all mystuff shrunk, never again. All right,
let's wrap things up. Thank y'allfor joining us. Tomorrow Funny Friday.

(01:18:15):
No Jerry presents tomorrow Funny Fridays becauseeveryone deserves But isn't it Uncle Jerry?
Uncle Jerry tomorrow presents Funny Fridays becauseeveryone needs to laugh. Can you
tell him or if he's listening,she would do needs to laugh or deserves
to laugh, needs a laugh,needs a laugh? Okay, everyone needs

(01:18:40):
a laugh. Oh that needs tolaugh? Needs a laugh? Yeah,
because that's what he wrote that.That's not me. She wrote that.
I like that, Yeah, becauseokay, it sounds a lot better.
Okay, got it? So ifyou guys got any jokes laugh, Yeah,
can I play one of them thatI got in today? Yeah?
Please preview for tomorrow. I haven'teven edited this one, but it took

(01:19:04):
me a while to get this.And then I was like, oh,
it's kind of funny, but ittook me a while to get the joke.
Okay, all right, So I'mjust curious to see how long is
it gonna take you guys to pickup on the joke. Here we go.
So I realized I have three friendson the same industry. So I
have an Italian friend and he's asound guy, and I have a British

(01:19:24):
friend and he's a sound guy anda check one too, okay bye,
and a check like Mike, checkone two. Yeah, but he's a
check guy and a check one shoo, check one shoo. It took it
took me a while. You needthey're all sound guys. You need to

(01:19:46):
use that white board and draw itused to check from the check a republic
and a check one two one twoguy, and you know that guy too.
You know I'm not getting something.I'm missing something. I'll tell you
that right now. Yeah. Yeah, but you're talking about like a oh
check, as in like check themic, right or that just a check

(01:20:09):
republic republic, yes, And I'mjust trying to see how how is that
funny? I realized I have threefriends on the same industry. So I
have an Italian friend and he's asound guy, and I have a British
friend and he's a sound guy.And a check one too from check is
also a sound guy in a check. Oh see, now I get in

(01:20:31):
a check one two, Okay,okay. I was thinking like a number
one and the number two. Yeah, yeah, okay, I get it.
You can't bitch about the quality ofjokes if you don't drop your own.
I think talking about jokes like,uh, the phone's listening because a
feed Norm McDonald, Yeah, whatwas it? It made me laugh so

(01:20:55):
hard because at first I'm like,what the hell is it? Is this
going? It's called like the moth? Norm McDonald does the Moth the joke
If you've seen that, No,dude, I don't you. I don't
know if you can handle it becausehe it's a joke that goes on for
like five minutes. Oh my god. The punchline is where it all just
that was good. Well, Idon't want to play. You have to

(01:21:15):
know it really goes from five minutesfive minutes so good though, I mean
it's the end of the show.People can just turn it off, right,
five minutes of someone else's content.Guys, Dad, you hate nor
McDonald. I just don't know ifyou can pull five minutes of his thing
and play Have you heard the moththe joke before? No, it's it's
which one is it? Uh?Yeah, it's the first one he does

(01:21:38):
it on the Some show according toBrian. Yeah, let's see, I'm
saying McDonald. Then not all yourmaterial comes from the from the news,
is that right? You know?My material comes my strongest material comes from
real life, real life. Likefor instance, today I was driving in
a car. You're kind enough tobring a car to bring this old chunk

(01:22:01):
of coal here to the studio.We send we send cars for our guests.
Yeah, so I got in it, and that's you know, I
get material that way? So howdo you get material that way? You
get in the car, and whathappens My driver tells me a joke.
The driver we sent to pick youup told you a joke. Yeah,

(01:22:21):
and you're gonna tell it now onthe show. Yeah, that's how I
get my material? Okay, whydon't we just have him on next time?
That guy? Yeah, that guy. Now wait till you hear me
do it? So the guys youguys, uh, I say, I'll
be the guy. Okay. Amoth. A moth goes into a podiatrist's

(01:22:45):
office. A moth goes into apodiatrist office. You are correct. A
moth goes into a podiatrist's office,and the podieter's office says, what's the
problem, And the moth says,what's the problem? Where do I begin?
Man? He goes. I goto work for Gregory Ilanovich and all

(01:23:06):
day long I work, Honestly,Doc, I don't even know what I'm
doing anymore. I don't even knowif Gregory Ilanovitch knows. He only knows
that he has power over me,and that seems to bring him happiness.
But I don't know. I wakeup in a malaise and I walk here

(01:23:27):
and there. The podia says,oh yeah. The moth goes yes,
and he goes. At night,I sometimes wake up and I turned to
some old lady in my bed that'son my arm, a lady that I
once loved. Doc, I don'tknow where it turned to my youngest Alexandria.

(01:23:53):
She fell in the in the inthe cold of last year. The
cold took her down, as itdidn't any of us and my other boy.
And this is the hardest pill toswallow, Doc, my other boy,
Gregoro vent A Lddovich, I nolonger love him, as much as

(01:24:24):
it pains me to say. WhenI look in his eyes, all I
see is the same cowardice that Ithat I catch when I take a glimpse
of my own face in the mirror. If only the cowardice was stronger,
then perhaps perhaps I could bring myselfto reach over to that cocked and loaded

(01:24:46):
gun that lays on the bedside behindme, and then this hellish facade once
do you live in the valley helives? Please? Sorry, he says,
Doc. Sometimes I feel like aspider, even though I'm a moth,

(01:25:15):
just barely hanging on to my webwith an everlasting fire underneath me.
I'm not feeling good, and sothe mass the doctor says, moth man,
you're troubled, but you should beseeing a psychiatrist. Why on earth
did you come here? And thenthe moth said, because the light was
on go on that's all that nonsensein the beginning the lights stop. I

(01:25:51):
don't know why everyone needs see thisat least once. That reminds me of
a Elia's dog joke that now isJerry's dog joke the dog goes on?
Yeah, right, because Elia sharedthat on our show and then Jerry,
and then Jerry shared it. Idon't think he realized that Elia had shared
it like three times as long withan Elia heard Jerry tell the joke,

(01:26:12):
but he was on an airplane andcouldn't tell like anybody. He just hurt
it in his head, was like, what the is my joke a dog
joke? I think he said hewasn't completely paying attention to the show.
Then you heard the joke. Hewas, what the yeah? And you
know how Elia is on a flightday and he's not set with anybody.
He knows he can't tell anyone likethis is my joke that some guy's telling.
I remember Elia said it like rightthere on that chair. As long

(01:26:36):
as joke ever, next to NormMcDonald's moth joke, that's thanks for Sharon,
all right? You know what Ishould make the cover of today's show
you a moth picture that I took. Oh, Yeah, that's dude.
Were easy one. We were ona motel. I don't know if I'm
gonna do it or not, butwe're at a motel and like this moth

(01:26:58):
because we had to light on itwas on the window. And then I
went with my phone. I hadno idea like this phone can take amazing
pictures, like the close up ones. You can see everything. Yeah,
yeah, Gracy, all right,let's let's wrap this up. Thank y'all
so much. Tomorrow, drop yourjokes. You can leave us ivance for
that online at pecaan dka dot com. And it's a fry y anything else.

(01:27:19):
Are we good? I don't doit? All right for joining us
as always, everybody tall tomorrow bythe podcast three please on the room taping
on Got Bristles. I hope everybodyhad a good uh just one of the

(01:27:44):
right. I love you guy.That's the end of the Stadcast show. H

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