Full Show: A Domestic Emoji-cident (don't send prego emojis to the wife)!!!

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It's a DK and D chef,your average everyday cup of biting makeup on
YouTube. Welcome to our dysfunctional lot. I don't know. I don't know
what. You no what I neverhad. That one happened, Laura,
you're back. That's Denise. Myname is speed Gay. Thank you for
hanging with us. The chat.The chat made its way to the second

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was going on. You know,any time I feel like decent about the
show starts Shenanigan's happens happened. Let'ssee what we can stay on. Let's
see what happens. So big hellup to everybody for the second time.
We're just talking what point part ofthe show were we talking about the merch

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and how everybody has their merch.I'm sharing it on our discord right which,
by the way, that's how yougot the second link out, because
I don't know how many people canfind the second link. Oh so follow
us on deathf you're not in thediscord, you should be, you know,
just jump in there from time totime. And I was gonna say
everybody, but more are even backright now, we are set to go.
I also got a giant donation.I want to kick off what after

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we go through our pictures. Okay, just flash them again. You're going
through the pictures. Yeah, thisis what got everything started again with the
Halt picture that we shared in discord. Then Modesto. I was just in
the former stream talking about how youjust look like a like a snap.
What did I say? A snack? And then the old playhouse shirt,
and I think we're caught up.We're there. I think we're all I

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think that's did we cover anything else? That's exactly it? All right,
do you want to do the role? Coord you want to go to the
donation? What do you do first? Because we always say donation has gotta
get a little interruptakes. You gotto get some respects on the name.
So got a giant donation. Ohhell, I need you to read this
one. All right, go ahead, This is from Dina. Yep,

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we all got booted, so getus back. I should uh, let's
let's get booted again. If donations, we're gonna start coming out booted again.
I didn't think I was gonna beable to play this tonight because we
don't know, like sometimes we don'tget any donations, and they all help
keep all this stuff on. Infact, we've got up the domain for

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our pk DK I was coming up. That's been us since we got married
in July thirteenth. We might notbe back. So your donations are definitely
welcome. And because of Dina youget to hear new thank you, thank
you for your know the show's thatgoing. Without your help, we'll just

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be two voices. All. Don'tbe che because we budget sie your donations
keep us list broadcasting all that screamsand niece's MoMA go dry, don't chere's
no toes, just a seri goodbye, don't why let you might just flee,
So keep us donations flow and keepit with me, keep me shorty.

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I want to do trap. Iwant to do trap, but we
got the good all nights you Denise'swine would go dry. Don't cheers,
no, just a tear goodbye,like might just flee to keep those donations

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keep going. All right, that'senough on okay. I was like I
got it the second time I hada rock, a hard rock one.
Yeah, I'm like, I don'tknow, that might be too much for
our people. Maybe I'll bust thatout next week. And I'm working on
a trap version where it gets alsowant to do uh what is it called

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the slow and what's it called herethe Houston? What is it called chop
the screw? Oh yeah, chopthe screwed person coming for your ass.
Huh. You gotta update your chatover there because you got an old one
up. I do have an one. Yeah, let me. I don't
know how else to call you,but to do that got to take a
second. So you want to doa little roll call, Well I do

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that. Why we do a rollcall? People must be heard? All
right, Uh, check it in. I got Tricia straight up in there.
We got don g five o three. We got the Magonza who you
were calling? He looks like asnackaball. Yeah, we got Oh god,
sorry, I'm just going through again. Jesus Christ. Can I have

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anything else go wrong tonight? Wegot James Rees hanging out in Guatemala City.
Anitas is glad to be back toGuatemala City. Slowly they have like,
yeah, well that's what what thehell are you doing that? Are
you? Like? Are you visiting? And why are you still us if
you're on vacate? Oh questions girl, yeah, James, what is happening?
That's the only questions that you haveto do it. So far,

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that's it. Yeah, so far. See, this is what happens,
is why I need to give mea second. Let me get this chat
up so I can actually do somejustice to showing good I'm doing, just
like we got. Tricia joined in. Dina Tosta says Buford. I'm sorry,
I'm still going through everything. BootLeg seventy three also known as boot
Leg from Milwaukee with an I E. But also comment we officially broke three

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hundred members on Discord. We're atthree o one. Nice shit, not
just three hundred pounds from your boy. Yeah, all right now a little
bait. I want to go backbecause I have questions. Well now I
can see well no no, no, no, no, no no no
no, you do not just Guatemala. What are you doing that you do
not just pump? What's it likein Guatemala? What are you doing Guatemala?
What are the people do with theclubs doing some you know? What?

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What are is it safe? What'swhat's the country that's having a bunch
of beef? I don't think it'sGuatemala. Where's that? It's El Salvador.
I think one of those countries islike it's havoc right now. Uh,
you know, how long are youthere for? How is the food?
That's probably if you don't answer anyI want to know how the food
is. Probably definitely go back tothe chat. I got Leslie. You

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say, Andrew and Leslie are chillingin Lawrenceville. They didn't say chill,
and I added that to them.Okay, fireball is here. We all
have fireball carols in Salem. Let'ssee, I look like a snack,
do you guys? Hear that?Ladies from Manisto? There you go?
Butto all right, I think I'mcaught up now, I think I've got
everything caught up. All right.No, we got Johnny in San Jose,

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auto Tech nerd in Porterville, KellySean Little checking in, Candy painted
everything. You don't know what thatmeans. Eric, you know, I
got you, got you, gotyou, Rodrico also in Porterville, got
Costco Boy relaxing in Vancouver, Anitachecking in. We got Charlene and Clacamus,

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Kelly and Vicelia. Oh, James, he updated you. He said
he's there for a cousin's wedding.Oh, there you go. What the
hell you guys got to shoot gunsup? In the air. I mean,
I feel like you know, likeyou Yeah, I think do you
do that? I said safe andfood is awesome and a lot of food
that he hasn't had in twenty years. To rename the show for the education
of PK because p k's pretty dumb. I don't know. I've got questions.

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I'm gonna ask the questions we talkedabout that last week. If I
got them, I'm gonna toss themout the same Here is this wedding?
Do you think it's gonna last?That's my big question. Put the food
question aside. Do you think howmuch time are you giving him? Remember
people gave Denisean myself about six monthsand that was seventeen years ago. Fifteen
years ago. I don't know,a long time ago. We've been married

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for fifteen fifteen years. That's right. Yeah, Pop some of the bubbly,
which you could probably hear in hervoice right now right before the show,
a little celebration because some stuff wentgood for you today. Some things
went great this last time. It'sbeen a while. It's been a while.
Not that things have been going great, but it's been yeah, a
while since I felt like a hugerelief off my chest if I can say

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that? Nice? Yeah, andI do. I want to know.
So you gave a hotel dog toyto the client? Yeah, but where
is the hotel dog toy for Teddywho's in the room right next door?
Hum? Teddy does not get atoy from your hotel? Called stealing?
And have you spend a time atthe hotel? Yeah? Yeah, it's
got a coffee there, a coffee. I wasn't quiet at the hotel.

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I was a different outlets is whatwe call it. Well, you get
like a discount, I mean,and I'm like, why didn't you wait
so I can get to use thediscount? You like? Hopped away?
And then I had to pay nodiscount twenty percent? So that's you know,
I had to go. I hadto get out of their a sap.
Maybe one day, maybe not ona live stream. One day.

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We'll get into all those details,but how to get away? Pops is
in town. Speaking of getting away, if anybody wants to trade parents,
hit me up, because that wasI'm telling you that was this this past
weekend. I don't know if helistens or not, but I don't tell
you. You know, I've hadyears of the glass being filled up and

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it has overspilled. This was theweekend that I just couldn't take it anymore.
So I started like standing up formyself, which really just called just
a bunch of issues. Poor Denisehad to be there the witness of the
issues. What were you saying?You were saying that we were just that
we were each other. He triggeredeach other, that is for sure.
Anytime you said something, he saidsomething, and then you both got angry

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at each other, and then youboth looked to me to like be the
like mediator, Like y'all like thisis what you how to describe? Like,
uh, you know, I don'tknow how to describe without just sounding
like a massive jerk. But it'slike, there isn't like one instance in
the three days that he came oneinstance to where like everything was fine.
There was always this always an issue. I mean with every single thing and

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place that we've been to, andit just gets exhausting. I'm like,
we had some awesome waitresses, Yeah, yeah, we had an issue with
every single one of them, DisneyPrincess. I'm like, what does it?
I'm curious at this point, I'mreally curious to like, what does
it take for him not to complain. And I'm trying to think of when
we went to Greece a couple ofyears back, did he complain at those
people. I don't know you werethere. I know, I don't.

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I'm just gonna keep my peace currently. I'll just talk to the listeners.
You can talk to talk to you, you can, definitely. I don't
know. It's so it's just Imean, like some of the examples of
things that like we're bothering him rightto go all in huh, okay,
what are we not going to goin with? We know today the guy
just left in the the door youand us and said thanks. Now you're

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talking shit. Ah, I'm tI love the guy to best there.
You just I people to help meout to tell me. Also said stop
putting my business, you know,family business out. Well, I don't
know what to tell you. Thisis my business, sure, sure,
sure, but this business is alsohalf my business. You know. It's
gonna say, we got like alot of comments coming through, so maybe
start with those in take a breath. I don't know, I haven't asked

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my questions yet. Okay, they'resaying like Fort Lauderdale because some people's families
are in there, and hopefully heis not back there because it's straight flooding.
I did see that. I didsee that. Let me assume out
on this. I don't know whythe text is so big. Hang on,
second, guys, let's see.Oh it's it's Dina who has family
there. Yeah, I don't knowwhat the hell happened to this. Uh
oh, I'm this is I don'tknow what. We're having some serious problems

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tonight. Hang on second, guys, Go ahead, go ahead. Am
I still allowed to talk or doI have to be quiet during these listens?
I don't know. I don't needit from you. I mean getting
in from all the computers right now. Okay, so just just talking behind.
No, That's the exactly why Iasked, because then sometimes if I
talk, you're like, why areyou talking? Sometimes I do talk and
you're like, you are just onone. That is all they might need
to hit like a wine Wednesday.Shortly, Leslie is saying, my mother

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in law said all of the streetsare flooded in Fort Lauderdale. We all
know Pops is in that area.Yeah, I don't know what's going I
did see that. I did seethat. You know. I mean like,
I don't know where he's at becauseyou said he might go to New
Orleans. You might go all theway back to Fort Loadderdale. He's got
like another meeting somewhere else. I'mlike, I don't you know, I
have no idea. Uh and yeah, there's lots of giant puddles everywhere.

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Anita Hussey saying wine Wednesdays with agian heart twitch. Yeah, we're about
to jump into that. But I'vegot you know, I don't want people
thinking that I'm just a jerk.I mean, I have examples. I
know you have examples. Okay,well I'm gonna get some of these examples.
All right, let's hang back.I mean, did you was there
one place that we went to thatthere wasn't something negative? You're putting me
in a really awkward No, I'mjust asking a question. I'm asking you

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to be honest. I don't Idon't really want to share. You're going
to make me hurt people's feelings,and I really don't like the position you're
putting me in. Well, thenI'll just have the conversation again. I'll
just go back to you guys,and I'll answer the question for her,
and I'm alright with things not beingokay, like in a place or a
second place, and there's always thingsto find that you're just like, okay,

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this is this or whatever. Butevery freaking place, I mean,
come on, every single place,it gets to be exhausting. On day
three, like one of the waitresseswas so nice at cats. You know,
we're having a conversation with her andstuff, and then and then she
walks away. And then he actuallyin the middle of the conversation, gets
up and goes to the bathroom,right like, okay, so talking to

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the waitress, see leaves, hecomes back, Get this, Get this.
His complaint on the waitress that wasso nice in talking to us was,
oh, she's vibrating my ear drunk, vibrating my ear drum. That
was the actual complaint that that one. The night before the complaint was the
wine was filled up two months.Has anybody ever complained about the wine being
filled up two months? I haven't. Apparently that's because I'm an American and

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I just try to get drunk.Also, the night before, the issue
was that the waitress was coming aroundand filling up our waters once again.
How is that an issue that somebody'sgoing around and actually making sure that you
have water in your water glass.I can keep going on and on and
on. These are just these arethree of the We went to Langford Burger's,

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one of the best burgers in Houston. What did he like about there?
It was dirty? Was it dirty? It was just like an older
dive bar? Right? But thenour table is next to the line of
people that this is on Facebook.Might want to take it down from Facebook.
Hang on one second, I can'tlog in on Facebook. Oh shit,

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yeah, I gotta take it down. If i'm if i'm I'm I'm
being honest. H I gotta takeit down from Facebook. Hey, by
Facebook? How do I take itdown from Facebooking on? Everybody? You
see comments it is ship it ison Facebook. Oh no, move the
trest, move the tress. Maybemaybe we'll just do like a what is
it called. No, it's gonnasay just a like exclusive version. Motheruckers.

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If you can't get to to YouTube, that's on you. That's hold
on second, everybody, hold on. Okay, and here's the thing that
PK said. What you guys allheard it like three minutes ago? Oh
fine, you don't want to talkabout that? I'm gonna talk. Oh
no, oh god, I tookit off them face. You know what
about watch two thumbs up? Whyare you giving me thumbs up for?

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They're not the right thumbs bitch lookingto my take thumbs they're my middle fingers.
Because you know what I'm talking about, Like, you're such an asshole
something the way that you speak tome. All of a sudden, You're
like, thank you so much foreverything that you did this weekend, and
now all of a sudden, becauseI can't have my honest reaction because people

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are watching and listening and are proudof what we're doing. And sometimes things
get misconstrued. And you're just asgruppy as own father. You guys are
together the most weirdest father son duothat I have ever known in my entire
life. I don't know how totake it down from YouTube ever. You
can't take it down from YouTube.It's there. Can't I stop it from
YouTube? No, the fuck iseverything now all of a sudden from YouTube

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or Facebook? What are you talkingabout? You know what? Just a
lot to go. This will befor subscribers or put it like into the
two hour mark of the company.It's at the subscriber. If it's just
on unfortunately, I can't think thisis why. Also, if you hit
me up on YouTube, just don'tyou know me? Because late until your
sister here and calls him like they'regonna be best friends. I go to

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take it down and it takes meto like some kind of content page,
and like, what the f Atwhat point did they make everything so difficult
to handle? One? Oh man, you sound like your dad right now?
What? Oh no? Did Iturn into him? Oh my god?
You should have just you might aswell hit the wine. Wednesday's donner.
We keep it moving until later,all right? I got you one

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Wednesday people saying one Wednesday when apeople saying, Now, I mean you
really want me to say it?Yeah, it's gonna go right, it's
gonna go right back to the comments. Your is PK, his dad's twin.
It's already out there in the universe. This is a subscriber only vent
shesh, calm it down. Thesis. Denise's longer thumb she's putting in
your face. You don't know,Oh I I just didn't want to on

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Facebook. He's not gonna find iton YouTube. He was gonna find Facebook.
Is the only place. Oh yousure, because I'm pretty sure he
was in our bedroom this weekend onour YouTube, so I'm pretty sure.
Yeah. Well, then how aboutthis. Just stop complaining at every fucking
place that we go. It's simple, it's simple. I love seeing you,
just it gets exhausting when there's aproblem every f and place, and
every f and place, it feelslike I have to run interference because we

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can never go back because the peoplewill just be like, oh, it's
you guys again. How about that. It wasn't like there's one restaurant that
there wasn't an issue. Oh mygod, I love the guy to death,
but it's like, man, justcalm the f down. Is your
father, and you are lucky becausea few people in the chat have already

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mentioned how they've lost their parents,and so considering you have not, you
are lucky that your dad's still aroundannoying and I enjoy him coming, I
enjoy him being here. I wantto see you more. It's just like,
it's just everything is so difficult,and I wish it wasn't difficult.
I wish it was just like howyou been, Like, you know,
let's just enjoy this. Let's enjoythis Greek wine and like and catch up?

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Why is that so difficult? Whyhas always got to be something you
ask your pops? I mean,I have a relationship with my family.
You have a relationship with yours.But I told he was thrown in the
middle, which I hadn't mind.You know, That's why I'm there.
But what was the one last story? I'll move on to wind Wednesday.
One last story. I have toshare this story, all right, let's
hear it. He and by theway, let's are we still on?

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Because now I'm getting some other kindof I think we are magonzo. I
have no parents anymore to annoy me. Yeah, well I don't. It's
not like I want him dead,like you guys are like jumping to that
conclusion. I'm just saying that,man, I just wish that things were
easier sometimes that it's not not.Everything was like an issue at every f
and place. At the nice grocerystore that we went to. Uh,

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he yelled at the butcher at here. We got into an argument because he
said that, you know, hewas iffy about using the microwave because it
might give him cancer. The daybefore I asked him when he started smoking
and he said twelve twelve to likehow old he is now? It's like
chain smoking, chain smoking, windowsup and drove down to cad Cape Canaveral
once I was on the passenger's sideof the car, change smoke right in

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my face. I was like fourteenat the time or something. Right,
the microwave isn't the thing that's gonnado it? Like, are you kidding
me? Like how what? Youdon't think he's ever once used a microwave?
No, he uses it, butI think he's like, and there's
nothing wrong with trying to uh youknow, like I don't know, trying
to be a healthier version of yourself, But like, you can't not use
the microwave, and you're still whatdid Ryan do? That's what he was

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doing with vape, Like he vapestwenty four to seven non stop. At
least he stopped smoking, and I'mproud of him for that, right,
but now the vapes are twenty fourto seven. It's like, Bro,
you can't not use the microwave andstill vape like that. You're still frying
your lungs. Put the vape downand I'll respect the I'm not gonna use
the microwave. Thing. Ah,okay, do you know what I mean?
Like I know it's I'm just like, oh man, everything's so different

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anyway. All right, you wantto get to Windnesday. You need a
glass of wines can chill the outto you and a brand new song for
Denis's Wine Wednesday, same lyrics.Let's go, It's Denise's one Wednesday.
Don't know nothing up one except thatit makes a field. Oh yeah,

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old credentials day. Jesus win aWednesday. Follow informations on the people.
Oh yeah, she don't even rememberthe one stay since she's been to White
Girl Drunk that way the rights,don't you know? Yeah, but do

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the normal one, and then likeI get hit with the rights. So
the normal one, yeah, becausewhat's this one? Doesn't make me want
to say big girl, Big Girldrunk? Oh my god, you keep
man, I don't. We startedthe show off and I was like,

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I am so happy to be here. I have had an amazing day.
It's been a lot the last sixweeks, but I finally feel like I
could be myself, bring myself tothe table and just like take a breath
and relax and just actually hang outand have great conversation. Without being stressed
about other things in the world.And then p K comes in fox it
all up. Boy, here's thewine Wednesday. Sorry for the cursing.

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I hope you don't have children,but if you do have children, you
guys totally just say. You knowwhat, Sometimes big adult women have emotions
when their husband drives them to theedge. What p K is doing,
she has only five times she canbe a potty mouth. And this is

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why I don't know why I'm givingthis to you. Come on, tell
us about the wine. I don'tI feel like we've had this one before
it was on sale. Okay,that's all I know. Nineteen Crimes.
Yeah, we definitely did one ofyou guys recommend nineteen Crimes like five years
ago. I think that's Uh.Has anybody tasted the Snoop wine? We
should do that if it ever goeson sale or the Matha wine. I

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think that's done though. That ispart of this series of the nineteen Crimes.
It is. Oh wow, wegot a lot more people watching us
right now. YouTube shout out catfire. Look at that. If anybody
knows him, like family members,don't say nothing, don't say nothing,
will be nothing, all right?Is it. What's apt to blow up?

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Oh yeah, cheers, guys,thank you for joining us once again.
Really appreciate it. Everybody else islike week going, Wednesday going.
I do have a message that Isent to you p K from one of
our listeners, but before we dothat, you want to cheers everybody.
Thank you for joining us twice.Yep today, appreciate you. Cheers.
Sometimes just joining us once this isn'tenough. We gotta you know. Although

(22:41):
I've never had that happen before,I don't know what's going on. We
did have the power go out again. It's like, what the if?
It was even baby storm? Babystorm. I don't even charge my battery
packs up because I'm like, ah, it's a baby storm. Power isn't
gonna go out. Takes a lotfor the power to go right. Power
went out. She had to getup in the morning, No battery packs.

(23:03):
The battery powered fan that I gotfrom Amazon made in China, haven't
used the battery once, doesn't holdno charge. Isn't that the one that
you purchased again and to put theold one in the box, returned it?
Yeah, okay, I think todo it again. Yeah, third
time is the charm this is theone. If you guys are gonna get
one of these, don't get itbecause clearly it doesn't work. I mean,
it works great, it's just atthe battery op. Oh shit,

(23:26):
what was that? It's you withthe fan. Wow, it must be
turned on, which is not working. Yeah. Great, now you're gonna
fry this show a kid. Yeahit works great, like plugged in now,
But like the whole purpose of thefan and why it was like one
hundred bucks is this like so thebattery option. So when I power went
out and I'm like, well,if it comes on in the middle of

(23:48):
the night or something's still gonna belike one hundred degrees in here, battery
fan didn't work. It's like it'sbeen in Saints. I should Yeah,
I should buy it. I wonderif Amazon like this. Cost does Costco
have like a giant like just dependableone wor's Costco boy in the chap Yeah,
Costco boy relaxing. Yep, youintercepted the Chinese listening signal. Costco

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boy, you guys got battery poweredfans? Yeah, what's up? Costco
boy? I saw you guys havea you got a battery powered light that
that's like I don't know, andhe looks like a car beam. It's
so bright because I go into theCostco in the middle of the day and
they had it on and I'm like, Jesus, that's bright and that's in
the middle of the day with allthe lights on. The one that we

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got from Costco. He barely works. Oh, like it turns on,
but it's so damn. I'm like, can't say nothing. Oh the lantern.
Yeah, there's three different settings.Did you know that? Yeah?
And they all are like the dimmestof settings. Is it solar? I
don't know. We did get itwhen we're back in Oregon, like ten
years ago, fifteen years ago.So, and I do want you know
what I'm thinking about Costco. Wemight have to have a a Costco Boy

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segment every week where he tells usabout the one product to check out,
because I would assume that you knowworking there. But is there, like
Costco Boys one product to check out? I don't know. I have to
work on the name. Yeah,but like maybe one week or week once
a week, Yeah, drop itin like the idea. Yeah, you
pick a different item that you personallydoesn't have to be like show friendly or
whatever. It's got to be somethingthat you are like, yeah, this

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is a cool even if you can'tbuy it because it's too expensive, be
like, still, this is acool like item that we have for sale
right now. So I don't know, if you want to do that,
reach out to me, let meknow, because that would be something something
fun. What I heard recently fromone of my coworkers is there is like
this, it's a smoker, butattached to the smokers a pizza oven.
What yeah, but it's like sixhundred dollars. Oh hey, Like yeah.

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I was like, okay, whenI finally like buy a house,
you know, a few years Iwas like that is I want a giant
smoker for p K because clearly youdo, But I'm like that pizza would
that would be awesome. I justI'm just down for the I think the
pizza ovens themselves are six hundred theonce have you what's the store that we
went to that has on the It'snot World Market is it World Market?
Yeah? It might be that one. Yeah, I think they have a
pizza or you're about the yacht.Yeah, it's been a long week.

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They had one, but it wassix hundred just for the pizza oven.
I was really drooling over. Likeback in my pimp and days, Big
Pimp and spending cheese, I wouldhave definitely have gotten the pizza oven.
Also, can you do people makepizza? Oh? Sorry, keep me
entertained, pekos go Well, Itried doing that. That didn't work out.

(26:22):
Me. Let me go back tothe chat. We might have to
just like go through everything real quicktonight. Since you know sleepy Head over
there, I'm doing my absolute best. That is so rude for you to
say I've been up at I No, you don't get to call me out
on that. I have been workingextremely hard, long hours, putting in
all of my energy and effort,and then dealing between you and your father

(26:45):
for three days sleeping on the couch. I have been doing it all.
You telling me we're gonna end earlybecause I'm Sleepyhead. I was trying to
help you. That is not I'msorry for trying to watch your back.
That is not watching my back.That is you just like, you know,
not being proper at all. You'rejust like calling me out. I'm
like, okay, well, howhave you been doing? You want to
tell the world what's been going on? You you can't call you out.

(27:07):
You're on camera. You're gonna goahead and fly back to Oregon because Tony's
got you like a one day gig. Tell everybody about that. You're gonna
tell everyone sorts of stuff going on. But I don't know. Apparently it's
just me being sleepyhead for sleeping threehours a night for the last However,
maybe people saying bad, PK lesliebad, PK. What did I do?
I didn't do nothing. You juststart did nothing. I made.
I make observations. That's the onlything that I do, and make observations.

(27:32):
Sure, I'm sorry. We're tryingto offer to go through everything real
quick so you can get some somerest. Sure, that's exactly what it
is. You're just calling me outfor not being involved. I understand how
it goes. Yeah, Pik tothe corner. That was right, Johnny.
Yes, what are your notes?What have you brought to the table
today, p K? I hadI already covered on my notes, that's
all. I don't know. Twosongs the whole Pops thing, yea,

(27:55):
And I think I brought a coupleof things to the table. Instant voice
notes because the people must be heard. Let's get to those right now,
hey'all, it's the look at it. I can talk again. I just
really wanted to reach out and thankLisa, Kareem Deesto, so many of
you. Please, if I forgotyou, know that I didn't forget you
for checking in on me. AsI recovered from the bone grafts and my

(28:19):
jaw doing a lot better. Swellinghas gone down. We'll be getting together
soon, so I really wanted tothank you for reaching out personally. We're
on Facebook. Know that it meantthe world, and I love you guys.
I'll talk to y'all soon. Let'sgo match to have a good night.
Bye bye. I don't want toget to that too early because I'll

(28:40):
only get in trouble. Hie h. The chat just coming after me.
Frugal Fred. You need to playa PK's a Bit song, miss Oh,
I missed that song. Inde.I'm so glad you are feeling better.
Honestly, yes, I'm a littledisappointed you didn't call in last week
under all those meds so we canget some some truth out of you.
That would have been fun, youknow, being on the on the meds.

(29:03):
One more instant voice note, becausethe people must be heard real quick.
What's up PK? What's up?Denise le right here from Portland.
Listen. It's been a long time, so I forgot what you guys actually
call it, but I remember thegeneral premise on why you honk your horn?
Your horn Tuesday? I own horns. Well, any time you got

(29:27):
good news, send in your message. But you gotta have a horn to
honk. It just makes things spicyand fun. But do that online at
became dk dot com. Drop uson miss voice notes just like this.
I'm honking my horn tonight for mygirl Hannah, who has spent the last
several years trying to get her mastersand she finally receives it on Saturday,

(29:51):
So everyone with me. Love youHannah, congratulations and again, send yours
in at BKNDK dot com. Howabout that? That was a strong horn
too? Like that? Yeah,sometimes people are whimpy on the horn.

(30:15):
That was the It sounded like hewas in the garage, so I have
to call him out on that part. But still no respect getting it And
congratulations to Hannah. Yeah, Isent you a text message and it is
a screenshot from Facebook from one ofour listeners, and I wanted you to
read it, Tom goes Hi everybody, thank you for the birthday wishes,

(30:37):
the breaks birthday wishes, your birthdaysow your birthday, Happy birthday, Tom.
You've got to do the hey withme. Sorry I did it otherwise
it just sound stupid. It soundsfine going thanks for the birthday wishes.
It's uh, go bigger with theThis is kind of small writing. Sorry,

(30:59):
guys. I'll go bigger with thethanks later on. But if you're
wanting to give me a present,here it is. Tune in all this
evening to the PK and DK showon YouTube, not on Facebook. Well
done, Tom. They're very funnyand have been good friends with me over
the year speaking has a radio Pekahas been a radio mentor. Not a
good mentor, but I appreciate yousaying that of sorts for me. I

(31:21):
remember the Playhoff on Jammu ninety five. That's them. I'll post when they're
on tonight. He probably did thefirst link. Thank you everybody, and
thank you for the birthday wishes.Hat paper, Tom. There you go
one more time, Tom, Happybirthday by your birthday talk. It is
a very live who's the meathead downhere? Okay, So some inspiration for

(31:47):
PK. This was sent in fromour girl, silly Jillyka and send me
this video. And she was like, Pek needs this inspiration because you guys,
last week we're talking about him doinghalf marathon and this will, you
know, inspire him to sign up. Okay, I don't know what it
is. I haven't listened to itor watched it, but Julie sent it
to me and she doesn't let medown. All right, here we go.
I mute, how long is thatship? Like thirteen miles and fourteen

(32:12):
drinks? And and I I'm fuckinghammered. You going down a pardon still
buzzed? Oh yeah, I wasone last night. For sure. You're
shaking in your foods. You guysare done. It's just one mile walking
in, walking up hill, noproblem, kicking a road here the mecca,

(32:35):
notion down, don't don okay,that's you haven't taken a break.
Don't wait. Look at this dudethough, like very cut. The guy's
cut in his twenties. I wishI wish that was him. I'm only
this is nothing but complimentary of sayingthat, like those are the days just

(32:55):
beer have a three per Really,that's where we're in the silent miles.
Baby, what do we at?Yeah? Holy, there's a half marathon.
Yeah the haters are this for fourteenbeers and five hours of sleep?
I doubt anyone could do it better. What are the odds you do another?

(33:15):
One? One out of ten?Three, two, one, five?
What are you doing? I'll behonest, that's uh, that's youth
right there. Because when I didthe one where I didn't train and I
wasn't drunk, and I don't thinkI drank the night before, but I
was just like, I've already doneone. Can't be that difficult. I'll

(33:36):
just take it slow and I andwithout training, I did it and like
got to mile twelve and everything,I mean, muscles I didn't think I
had were locking up. It wasthat serious of like, so to be
able to drink and do that,what I'm saying is that's early twenties and
respect is it is? Those guys. I'm like last week we talked about

(33:58):
it is in opition enough to getyou yet your goddamn mine? Have you
signed up yet? I'n't waiting forFriday. I gotta wait for payday.
And didn't you do that? Anyway? I'm pretty sure you did that it
was like twenty two. Yeah,that's what I'm saying. That's why I
like that. Know how old thatguy is? Oh costco boy, call

(34:19):
that BS, I mean potentially.No, he did it. I mean
you can you can see he didit, and he got the medal and
he ran through it. I'm surehe didn't break any kind of records,
but just getting across the finish lineand not locking up, which seems like
he wasn't. He was still havinga good time. Like good for him,
Like I wish I was half ina physical form that I can do
that you can be. I meanwe got to work out class tomorrow,
right, Oh jesus, yeah,oh crap, this is great news.

(34:42):
Tying it back into last week's episode, for those who joined us, p
K and g Van will officially meet. Yeah, oh yeah, your work
boyfriend, but you don't yell athim. I can't wait. I'm gonna
meanwhile this mother after the entire time. Can I set up a go pro
in the corner of the room.I'm pretty sure you guys would be like
the bestest of friends, which isweird to say. Yeah, we'll see.

(35:04):
We'll find out tomorrow though, Seehow it goes down. Yeah,
so, and now I'm not ishe is she in shape? Yeah?
I can't. I can't have Ohhe runs merit fucking thoughts. Merit fucking
thoughts. You know exactly what I'msaying, dodger the question that means I
can't have my machine next to his. I gotta be the other side of
the room. No, he's neverdone it before, so you gotta be

(35:27):
likes. I'm sure he's fine.The stomach isn't a scraping the lookree machine
runs marathons. Oh okay, buta little you should. We're gonna see
I got a few coworkers come intoa class tomorrow, so you're gonna meet
everybody. I guess you've met themajority. Just not g man, But
this is the first or a trainingclass? What what kind of what's the

(35:51):
I think new a new instructor,a new instructor. So, but is
it like an official class for thisnew instructor? Is there like if you're
the new instructor, so like runnerthrough some paces, go easy on her
because it's a first class. Imean, just no, it's our first
class, So just be as honestand open as possible. Okay, that's
right, all right, Oh god, what what's up? It starts with

(36:12):
any join it as live. Oh, dice starts tomorrow. My diet started,
bitch, I've been better. I'vebeen better. I've been a lot
better. Better. How I trynot to eat, I try not to
overeat. I try not to goto fast food spots. I try to
like cut out carbs and eat moremore meats, more protein. I try
to limit some of the wine.But by the way, it's wine Wednesday,
and my glass is empty, soyou might want to just just a

(36:35):
little splice on that. Okay,just a little, it's a little.
We're going to put the countdown backto twenty minutes. Uh PK eats day
for the last fifteen years. That'strue. That's true, though I can't
disagree with that. Diet starts tomorrow. Actually it's diet starts Monday. Diet
starts money. That gives me morea bigger buffer to kind of fuck around.
Okay, diet starts Monday. Now, speaking of that, this is

(36:57):
something that we first some reason tookoff, this old school wheel that we
haven't spun since you know, Septemberwhen d left us. Yeah, you
were how many pounds? Yeah?Why were you so surprised when I told
you that the other day. Imean, I know, like I saw,
but chat, but chat, I'lltell you, holy, you were
almost one hundred pounds. No,that's not almost three hundred to seventy eight

(37:21):
okay, thanks to seventy two days. That's not buddy, that is definitely
pushing more three hundred two hundred.If I'm being yeah, I mean,
I'm just on phase. I wouldtell you clearly, what are you at
right now? How many clocks haveyou lost? I'm kind of plateaued,
So I'm trying to like you've beenworking out right. I woke out twice
last week, yeah, and thisweek because I've got one tomorrow. You

(37:43):
just said it tomorrow, did everybodynot? Just it starts Monday tomorrow for
PK again, okay? Uh,two thirty eight, two thirty nine to
thirty nine point one today if I'mbeing honest, to thirty okay, thirty
nine, that's dropped forty. Yeah, but plateau, and like I need
to get through the plateau. AndI know I know what I have to
do, and it's what I hatedoing, which is cardio. It's cardio.

(38:06):
So stop just doing the shots andjust run. What do you mean?
What shots? What shots do youtake? Vodka? Fireball? What
are you talking about? Oh,I don't know what. I don't know
what happened with their microphone? Ohtechnical difficulties. We've had a lot of
them tonight. Uh huh, everybodyknows. That's listen to the show for
the last six months while you areon my journal. Oh there you say
it. Oh my god. Honestly, it's been almost a year. Because

(38:30):
was it your first shot, Yeah, you took it, but I've been
because it was so expensive up untilCostco Costco. I don't know how how
what happened. We talked about thislast week. Have no idea, no
clue. They didn't even ask forinsurance, I don't think. And I'm
like, we had to transfer itthere because so many other people are on
it that my normal pharmacy was outof it. Right, The normal pharmacy

(38:53):
was like, just go up tothe highest dose. So I got the
doctor to do both doses. Ididn't want to go up though, so
then I transferred to Costco and keptit to the lower dose. And then
it was twenty five bucks and I'mlike, what the f So anyway,
going back to it has been ayear, but I've been like spacing him
out. So I did like wantevery properly every two weeks to kind of
like this plateau and kind of keepit there and then try to, you

(39:15):
know, maintain, maintain. Whyshould I be on it? Probably not,
But I don't know what to tellyou. It's a report that came
out that said it it cuts downlike colon cancer by like fifty percent.
Something crazy. I don't know.In like five years, it might be
another poll that's gonna come out ora research study saying that everybody that took

(39:35):
it is gonna die. But let'sface it, everybody every you know how
many people told me it was gonnadie. Two years after I did the
COVID shots, I'm still around.So or how you have a higher risk
because you were obese. That's true, that's true. That's why I survived
that. The lady this morning,I had to go get her some coffee.
Not had to, but oh,lady, my name's Denise. No,
not not talking, not everything's aboutyou. You've got someone else coffee.

(39:58):
I got you coffee that I handedto when I came back to the
hotel. The lady that I gotcoffee from and the reason of the story.
She still had a mask on.Maybe she was feeling under the weather.
Ah, she didn't look like it, but she still had to be
at work. Okay, there couldbe other reasons why, or maybe I
think it just turned into a maybesecurity blanket for people, or or she
was like around somebody that potentially couldbe sick, so she was waiting for

(40:21):
a negative test. You gotta buildthat immune system up. Well, that's
what you know. I just likeyou know, you gotta just build it.
I stopped washing my hands. I'mback to like twenty nineteen PK disgusting,
you know what I mean? Twentynineteen pks back in the building,
doesn't give a damn PKS back inthe building, touching all kinds of handrails,
eating a burger, not washing,no hand sanitized or PKS back in

(40:44):
the building. No burgers. That'sa fat PK. Yeah that is.
It starts with any I am onfamily vacation, having arguing with my nephew
for many, many hours about howmany holes a straw has PK. I
already said my answer, how manyholes a straw has? Yeah? I
feel like that's a trick question becauseDo you just say one because it runs

(41:04):
throughout the entire thing? Or doyou say two? But it's sort of
the same thing, So I'd probablystick with my about nine. No,
I would say one. Well,is it a hole? Because see,
I think wrapping the plastic around createsa hole, so I would go with
one. Or is it just atube? Yeah? About a tube has
two holes? Right? Ask yourboyfriend? Oh crap, who put that

(41:29):
in there? Yeah? What's theright answer? Do you know the right
answer? What ask your chat sheptboyfriend who your dad was so like annoyed
with. But then an hour lateryour dad was talking to it and I
was like, oh my god,I'm going to bed you guys. Yeah,
I did to cut myself off.Yeah, he just doesn't you'll see,

(41:50):
all right, what's the question?How many holes does a straw have?
A straw has one continuous hole.It might look like it has two
holes because it has two opening,but topologically it's a single hole that goes
all the way through. Boom.Thank you appreciate it, Scott that I
still feel like they tweaked sky andit's not I'm not getting sky, and

(42:12):
I'm not very happy about that.So I'm just waiting for them to update
the voices. Who are you getting? I don't know, but it's not
the original Sky. What's the dude'sname? I have named him him?
No, well, technically they haven'tnamed him. Let's see, so it's
Sky. Yeah, it's Amber.Is a guy? Which is the Hey,
I'm ready to hit the ground.I want to go back to Amber.

(42:32):
It's not weird. That's not aguy's name. What are they doing
there? Adam r we Am Emberm b a Ember Ember? Ember?
Is that a boy's name? Imean, I'm gonna ask him, Okay,
but does make any sense to him? Is Ember a boy's name?
Ember is generally considered a unisex name. Oh okay, it turns out for

(42:59):
what I said, there you go. Oh yeah, that's that's an interesting
little. Uh. I'm guessing thenephew brought up that question to the table,
right, that's an interesting little Iagree with Kreem. Some people going
through medical treatments and have autoimmune disorderswearing masks to keep possible infections away.
I agree. I have seen that. I thought it was proven that it
doesn't really work to keep infections away, and that it's harder on your immune

(43:21):
system. But if I mean,if you're going through it, I was
going to say, if you're goingthrough something and you're out in public,
and maybe you've already you wore amask before twenty twenty, I know,
But I'm just saying when I seesomebody like mid twenties, I'm just like
MM and they don't look like sickly. Yes, am I assuming? Probably?
Am? I probably am, forsure. I just don't know why
anybody that doesn't have to do thatwould do that to themselves because for me,

(43:43):
not speaking for other people, butfor me, I could never get
used to it. Maybe maybe it'slike running like you do it for such
a long period of time that youlike, like the running high right,
where you have to wear a maskfor such a period of time that then
it becomes like a security blanket,or you don't care that your breath is
coming back at you. But forme, it was torture, like being
on a planet was torture, LikeI would have to keep sneaking just to

(44:04):
take a breath in. Yeah,if you are like going through something like
this medical, of course, Yes, I'm not judging the medical person judging
a twenty year old lady behind theStarbucks counter. That seems fine. Here's
the thing people in the chat aremore interested about the damn straw. One
hole, isn't that something? Ifa straw had a hole, then it
would leak, put blow what you'vegot openings in your shirt? But if

(44:32):
you had a hole, then itwould be something unintended. A hole isn't
unintended, though, Smarty, Ahole is a hole. You're at me,
logic, Yo, are you doingthat? Like? Are you doing
one of the beach walks cars?Oh? Is it dark already? Yeah?
Sunset happened thirty minutes ago. Bropro Hey, how about the other

(44:58):
thing that my dad found? Uh? And it was a really cool story.
But he found a coin yeah inGreece. Well yeah, the ocean
from an octopus. And so Idid some investigating, Like I took a
picture. I don't want to shareit because he's paranoid. Apparently he thinks
that like it's bad to find acoin, but I took a picture,
and I'm like, I was gonnakill you for sharing this story. From

(45:19):
what I'm seeing, it is areally old coin, which makes him like,
that's really what a cool find andhis story I'm not gonna share history
because it's his story. But it'seven it's even like the story is even
better. Right, However, thisquin's in this freaking wallet, Like,
get a freaking case for it.So found something that's like, you know,
two hundred BC, and it's justin the pocket in the wallle it's
just scraping around, Like what areyou doing? What's the chat saying?

(45:45):
I mean that's what he's you know, he's ruining the fucking coins. What
I'm saying, get a get aplastic or glass little case for it.
Yeah, that's why I museums don'tlet you touch stuff because the oils in
your hand's just handing it around,keeeping it in his pocket, rubbing around.
I love it out of death.What a gem? What a gem.
Everyone's still talk about the holes thestraw. Yeah, is there some

(46:06):
new information that I'm missing on thestraw. Ah, The straw does not
include a gap down in the middle. The straw is only a surface that
is shaped to allow liquids to passthrough. Well, you guys are like
you're in the you're you're in theweeds now, because now we've got to
look at the definition of what ahole is. Oh god, what it
becomes a hole if a hole shouldbe unintended. I think that, and

(46:30):
chat GPT agrees with me that it'sjust one one hole right, like I
definitely said too, but you did. I could be wrong. What is
what did everybody else say? Dideverybody else say? Dave's on my level?

(46:50):
I got a couple other things stillin my note. You need to
ask your nephew to come up witha question like every week that we can
just toss to the listeners, becausethat the ponder question. That's a that's
a thinking man's question. I'm veryproud of him thinking man's question. Please
tell me he's not drinking that juicethat the the UFC guy came out with,
because I've just read a bad storyabout that. Prime. Yeah,

(47:13):
that's not allowed to say it.It's bad. Well so is Celsius apparently.
Yeah, but I think Prime islike, yeah, what what else
is on your list? Go ahead? My baby mama? Oh god,
no, no, no, saidbaby mama, not big mama, baby
mama, but I am not ababy mama again, figure, which is
kind of like, why is pKabuying mom? Signifs for DK here?

(47:35):
Yeah, we're going to explain.Yeah, how did that people know that?
Or are you just telling you?Well, I'm telling him that because
like I got, uh congrats atthe store, I got a congrats.
I'm like, hey, do youknow where I can get this? Let
me see if I have a pictureof it. Great. So I'm in
a work meeting as I do atnine or what time was it, anyway

(47:57):
earlier in this morning, and Ikeep getting all these emotion from pan.
I'm getting more and more angry becauseI am not pregnant, clearly not pregnant.
What emojis? Are you kidding me? What emojis? You're giving me?
The pregnancy emojis? No, I'mnot pregnant. Well I think that.
I think we all know that.You said it like fifteen times,
but I don't believe. I donot believe in fact that I gave you

(48:19):
any kind of emojis. And uh, let me bring up the screen here
because I will call you on youruh your your lives. Wait, you
didn't give me one that had apregnant woman with a pregnant belly. Uh
no, up, hold on,hold, you're not scrolling up. I
have to resize it for the window. Give me a freaking break, Jesus
all right, you're just trying tomanipulate I'm not manipulating them. Okay,

(48:40):
okay, okay, what is that? Okay? What is that baby in
a chicken? And then what apregnant what? Like? What do you
mean? Said that you wanted meto get these, and I said,
because it says it's associated with anormal pregnancy. So I send a picture
of a baby again, you sayme pregnancy emotion baby lady? Okay,

(49:00):
is that not pregnancy emojis? Forthe last time, stop trying to manipulate
your words. What are those emojis? What do those emojis mean? What
is that? Everyone knows what apregnant woman? It's not because I'm bloated?
Oh my god? Chicken apple sauce? Did you really No, you

(49:21):
didn't make that for me today?I went to the store for you.
So anyway, PK did have tobuy me morning Ease and whatever those gummies
were? They actually really helped?Yeah, did they? Yeah? Do
you want to tell them why you'retaking me since you're not pregnant? So
I think, uh, I thinkI shared last week that I what was
I was diagnosed? Well, obviously, Siri sais I talked about that it

(49:44):
runs in my family. But Iwent to a dermatologist now that I have
like decent insurance, and they prescribedto me like a starter pack for two
weeks of Otesla, and I alwaysfelt kind of like we see on it,
but I was like, it's justbecause I'm being dramatic. But then
when I started taking like the fulldose of it it's like thirty milligrams twice
a day, then I got reallysick to like I was like throwing up

(50:05):
and it wasn't normal. So Iwent through like Facebook, I went through
like all of their comments and thenPek is like, ah'd you read Reddit
of oh Tesla, and a lotof people said for the first two weeks
of doing that first dose of thirtymilligrams twice a day, like twelve hours
apart, that you will get nauseousand there's like other symptoms. But those
ginger gummies that you gave me reallyhelped me today, Like for once,

(50:29):
I didn't feel like or I didn'tthrow up at work, but just crazy
yeah out the other ones and thenthey just saw me up and down the
I don't think it's a pregnancy out. I don't know what I was whole
food so you know, they gotjust healthy stuff and I'm like, where
the hell is this stuff? Yeah? So, and I didn't want to
ask anybody. I don't know why. Yeah, But finally the lady was
like, can I help you findsomething? I'm like, yeah, you

(50:50):
know, you know, the ladiesare vomiting in the morning of baby sickness.
Can you do you have these?And and then she had to walk
me around in the morning sickness.Yeah yeah I did. Yeah, okay,
well show me work. I knowit does I know either way,
so I don't think that you realizeit. But like Pik like left,
dropped me off, came back,and then I was out front with like
a client. And then Pique likerolls up through the ballet and he hands

(51:14):
me a coffee and he has thelittle Whole Foods bag and I was like,
oh, and the guys like thatyour husband. I'm like, sure
is. Oh wow, he's akeeper. I'm like yeah, fifteen years
sure is. Bye. It wasvery sweet. You got a lot of
compliments and I did feel better,So thank you for that. There you
go. Nice. I didn't know. I pull up and I'm like,

(51:34):
I don't know if she's working ornot. Yeah, So I'm like,
because usually I'm coming honking the hornlike I got your stuff. And then
I'm like, I don't want toget her in trouble. I'll just and
then I'm like looking at her eyesto see if it's a kind of like
she does one of these, youknow, go around to the back or
something, or if there's a code. I don't want to miss something and
get her in trouble. So verystressful is what I'm saying. But I'm

(51:55):
glad the stuff worked out. Gladthe stuff will worked Also, what I
think it's a load of crap,these little miniature juices that people take for
their immune system to the actually hasanybody do you guys swear by aim like
the cold Price, but tiny juiceslike the wellness shots or the immunity because
I understand like the purpose behind them. But also because I went there so

(52:16):
early, I didn't see him stockingup the shelves. So I'm like,
how long have they been sitting here? Like they squeezed the juices and they've
just been sitting on the shelf forlike fot A's or something. I don't
know, I think this is.And they're like three fifty but they like
grocery stores restaurants all that, they'renot keeping things that are expired at the
store. No, but they're probablythey're taking them take it to the limit.

(52:38):
Yeah. Also, what the fhave you guys seen? There's this
brand new thing that just came out, right, you know how they have
tiny buns for the people trying tobe healthy, right, but they still
charge the same price. Get thisatb the big grocery store here, right,
They've got they've got skinny burgers,right, so it's like it's still
a box of burgers, frozen frozenpad but they're skinny, so you could

(53:00):
be healthy, I guess, Butthey're still the same fucking price a smash
burger. No, they're just Ithink they're just meant for healthy, just
being healthy, but they're just skinnyburglers. I'm like half the meat,
it's still the same price. Doesthat have different ingredients in it? I
didn't pick it up, did it. But like that's the other thing,
because like you got like one that'slike thick and juicy, but it's got

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a lot of stuff in there thatmaybe you shouldn't probably eat every day.
And then you got other ones that'sa little healthy with like packed in protein,
but you're not having a burger allthe time. I mean maybe that
protein or something. I hope thatthey have like some healthy proteins or something
in there, because that that wouldthat would that would explain it, because
I just feel like they're cutting everythingin half. They're trying to pitch it
as in like, oh, nowyou're being healthy but keeping the same price.

(53:42):
What's I understand their business model,right, I'm just jealous. I
didn't come up with it. Yeah, that's true. We did find the
best burger by the way in Houston. You guys like they're not advertising,
but oh my god, it wasthe absence. This is the reason you
come to You don't come to Houston'ssing me. You come to Houston for
this burger. And if you're here, we'll go go yeah, we'll meet

(54:04):
you there. Go have one reportback, modesto, Go have one ace,
go have one report back. Isholy crap. Yeah, speaking of
people coming so put the burger.Well, I don't want to share the
secret yet it's just mount your mouthburger smash. Yet after all that I
just did, no, yeah,no no yet they don't no, no,
no, no, they don't sponsoranything, and the guy charged me

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kind of won't for the ball.Well, it's not a cheap burger.
No, the burger was like,I mean, if you go to a
few other burger joints, burger spots, hit me up, I'll tell you
where it is. I don't know. We're not saying it on the show
right now. I don't think she'sprobably forgot the name or something, or
he has a reason for not saying. I don't know what that reason is.
So because I don't want to getin any more trouble, because you

(54:47):
can't just give away secrets for free. Okay, don't worry about it.
Okay, we'll all do like ameetup or something there, like one wine
Wednesday would be perfect for this spot. The spot's really unique. Okay,
we can do like a wine Wednesdaymeet up. I'll have a burger wine
hang out. It's fine. Idon't really good burger. What what else
were you gonna say? You're gonnasay something else? It's fine, Okay,

(55:09):
Well I don't know where I'm goingnow. I don't either. You
just said you just when we werein the middle of something else that you
were just can't tell ya. Youcan't tell. Yah, yeah, I
know, Johnny, I apologized.I didn't realize that we were keeping it
a secret, so okay, Iknow I hyped it up for no reason.
The post BWG stands for a beerwine Garden. Yeah, there you

(55:30):
go, the post BWG. Areyou gonna tell me why you didn't want
to stay now? No? Itjust as I thought that would be kind
of fun, Like next month,if we're like, hey, we're going
to go to this burger spot andthey like people would come and hang out,
why don't we just still do that? Well that's totally fine. But
I just thought it would be like, you know, a mysterious thing.
But apparently everything's got to be openbecause PK has got feelings and giving me

(55:51):
crap today. Totally fine, totallyfine, That's what it is. Uh
a fro gourger. He puts cocainein the sauce? I don't know.
I don't think he does. Imean he might. There is a spot
the Aladdin that has like a middleMiddle Mediterranean buffet, and I short of
they got these like little like bunsthat they that they give everybody, and

(56:13):
like those do feel like they havecoc in them because they're that good.
The burgers I think are just reallyreally delicious. Listen, there's mass patties,
the cheese is perfect, the bun, the bun is like melt in
your mouth. It's just like it'san amazing burger. If you go there,
report back and yeah we can stilldo a meet up and uh and
we'll do it there. Orlando hasMan Burgers from Tricia Post Oak? Did

(56:35):
you take me or were you sayingthat you want to? Oh? Post
Oak is the place, right,It's called the Post? Oh the Post
what's Post Oak? Is that something? What does that sound so familiar?
Do we go there too? Imean that's a road that's in uh in
Houston and it's the name of ahotel. Okay, I got another donation?
Oh right, don't we talking him? We go there? We go

(56:58):
first one. I don't know whathappened with the first one. Who's it
from? This is from Costco boy? Costco boy? What's up sir?
But I don't know why this comment'scoming in? Fix your wires, Piquet.
Did you have another donation? Son? Whatso? Oh? Yeah,
yeah, well that's you gotta getme in trouble again. That's not my

(57:19):
wire. That's her wires. What'swires? The wire that's like if you
log over there. Oh sorry,I totally thought that. Like, my
computer was fully charged today, Sowhen I came in to do prep,
I turn it on and it gaveme like the sad face with red battery.
I was like, oh no.Yesterday at work I got a giant
it was like a thumbs down,like a red triangle thumbs down, and

(57:42):
it said fail and all kinds ofwhat. My system was completely down for
like four hours. I couldn't doanything. You know how I sent that
I sent you. I was senta decently important email this week, But
first I tested my email address bysending something to Denise. I'm like,
hey, does this go to yourjunk or can you see this? And
she was like, yeah, youcan see it anyway. The person got
an email from like twenty seventeen andtwenty seventeen email from PK What Yeah.

(58:07):
I'm like, no, that's obviouslynot the right email. Oh no,
yeah, that's awful. Yeah,So is it fixed now? I can't
figure it out. I can't figureout my email address, like it's Microsoft.
I don't know why some of mystuff just doesn't go through. So
if you guys know, hit meup like I pay for all the anti

(58:28):
spam stuff. Yeah. Yeah,I just think it's like maybe because it's
the first time that you get anemail from somebody, if it's not like
a normal sender, Yeah, thenit gets flagged. I think that's what
happened with you with corporations. Yeah. Instead voice note real quick right now,
just came in cause the people mustbe heard. Right click question because
I asked in the chat and Iasked on discord. I just kind of

(58:50):
really want to know how much isthe Joemaine that you need before July thirteenth,
let us know, tr bye byebye. I don't know yet.
I mean I know right now,but I'm trying to get it for I'm
trying to switch some stuff up becauseobviously don't need it to be on its
own server anymore. So I thinkit I don't know, it's gonna probably
be like around one hundred. Ithink one hundred hundred and fifty right now,

(59:14):
it's at like three hundred, butwe don't need like our own un
server anymore. And there's some otherstuff that's a that's at play that I'm
trying to figure out. For peoplelike me that don't understand why don't you
need a server? Why did weneed a server this way? Because we
were doing because when we were doingthis every single day, so much information,
pictures and all the other stuff wasgoing on there that you need your

(59:34):
own server to make things faster.Ok. Since we're doing it once a
week right now, we can getaway without having that. So it's just
switching some back end stuff around.I'm trying to do that. Okay,
Okay, that makes sense. That'sright. So again we have for checking.
We have again till July. I'llfigure it out before then. But
July twelfth is these night. Yeahyeah, oh god. Oh just so
you got like an alert today it'sbeen coming in. Yeah, it's been

(59:58):
coming in. Yeah, oh god, yeah. I was like, what
else has been coming in? They'vegot some things coming in? Anything positive?
You want to share? Nothing?You have a positive thing that you
want to share with everyone today?Not one thing? I mean, is
there something that I'm missing? No? No, I like to have a
lot of positive stuff happened. Itjust hasn't happened. It's gonna say how's

(01:00:20):
Teddy. Teddy's doing great. Iguess that's positive. Teddy's doing fantastic.
He's a lot better. He hasn'tbit me in uh in a week,
so that's good. Yeah, you'renot going to be hive, right.
I sprayed a beehive. I sprayto beehive today and then she comes home.
I'm gonna tell her I sprayed it, and she's like it's still up.
I'm like, well, I'm notgonna go knock it down right after
I spray. They gotta die.Oh god, yeah, yeah, sor

(01:00:44):
the g man would have been ableto man. No, no, I
don't say yeah, oh no,Dave switching up the back end, you
know, to switch up the backend. What are y'all watching too?

(01:01:04):
I wanted to because we've been Uhwhat do you think of the season of
Hacks? Are you getting into it? No? You're not. It's just
like one of those it's an easyshow thirty minutes. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, I don't know. Ithink that's just too many like messages in
it. Yeah, it's like toomuch now. But I also don't know
if it's because, like you know, I have so much other stuff in

(01:01:25):
my mind going on. I reallyneed something to just like take my mind
like out of real world stuff andthen just be kind of like laugh out
loud funny. I'm missing that.That's kind of like what I was telling
you about, like Friends or ohyeah, you know all those shows that
everyone has like their own that theygo back to Golden Girls call me out,

(01:01:45):
but you know it's funny, likeit's still just like those are the
kind of things where I just wantto like be my numb but just enjoy
for TV for that like twenty twominutes. That is what it is.
Yeah, that's all I want.I don't know a lot from Costco Boy
and the Yeah, fall Out,I loved Fallout. I didn't see Fallout.
Yeah, the finger scene where hebit his she bit his finger and

(01:02:07):
then he bit her finger off.You saw Fallout, you didn't like it.
You didn't like it, you sawlike two episodes. Okay, it's
not anything that's like sci fi oryeah, or like dragons involved. You
just won't even give a check reallybecause you guys are talking about sci fi
and eating each other's fingers And Ijust referenced Golden Girls, which is like
eighty years old. Yes, GoldenGirls had a picture that they updated their

(01:02:30):
hairdoo, so they would they haveI haven't seen it, but I know
it's like, yeah, I knowthat it's totally different. Now now I
could see, like, what whoactually plays in hacks? Like she's probably
like one of the Golden Girls.No, what I was gonna say is
like when they updated their hairdo theylooked a lot younger than they did because
they didn't update their face or anything. They just took a couple of screen

(01:02:50):
grabs or just their picture and theyupdated their hair. And it's amazing how
much younger they looked by just updatingtheir hair to a modern hairstyle. It
like blew my mind. You pullsures. I don't know what I don't
I'm not sure how to find it. It was Betty White and it was
the the tall sister, Oh DorothyDorothy. Yeah they're not all sisters.
One of the tallest Dorothy, who'sa scandalous one. Yeah. Bro,

(01:03:15):
oh my god. You know Iknow my Golden Girls back the fuck up.
I know my gold Girls. Weknew we got a We got a
couple of friends that are coming intotown, and I feel like we gotta
do Golden Girls party. I don'tknow how, if we dress up or
something fun. Yeah, I gotanother donation real quick, and I want
you to read it since I readthe last one. Whoa, whoa,

(01:03:37):
whoa, whoa, Oh my god, k okay, it's on the ground
for those who are just listening andalmost flipped into his face. Sir,
how did you break your nose?It was the dong gong boll whoa that
hit me in the nose. Whoawhoa. Thank you for your know the

(01:04:01):
show's backbone. Without your help wouldjust be two voices all alone. Don't
be gee because your budget side yourdonations keep us list broadcasting all night with
green, The Nissa's one would godry. No, here's no toes,
just a tier goodbye, don't problyleutch, you might just flee. So
keep those donations flow and keep itwith me, keep with me, Thank

(01:04:32):
you phone. Without your help wouldjust be true voice a good budget side
broadcasting the whole night. Without yourgreen, the Nisas one would go dry.
Here's no just the tiery goodbye,like don't right lett, you might
just flee, So keep those donationsand keep going with me. Oh fire,

(01:04:56):
there huge donations from Dina. Thisis for whatever domain and I'll chill
for a bit. Thanks for keepingme balanced self care is healthcare fam and
it's uh, I mean she coveredlike everything. Yeah, that's insane.
Dina Chill. We love you,Dina. You're still on your mads,
Dina. That's just two months,Dina, Dina chill. Baby. We

(01:05:24):
got we got a new is whatdo you call it? Person in the
chat, but we know who itis. I don't want to give too
much out, sisters. No,No, the other financial support song is
crazy. He's still working on thatone. I did that like five minutes
before we went on. You knowwho that is though? Who put down

(01:05:45):
the mics? Let me tell you? Okay, hold on? Oh okay,
yeah, yeah, yeah, holdon. It is right. I
don't know how to feel about that. I don't know how to feel about
that. Y'all be playing at thebeach. Yeah, what you guys doing?
Sharks out there? Family night?Why of you guys? Just invite

(01:06:08):
us. We'll do the show liveand we'll I'll be there together to be
fine. Just you know, waitingfor the invite. I believe it's time
for you wanna you wanna before Iget to match two? We got two
games tonight. You got a newnoise. I have a brand new noise

(01:06:30):
and see if you can figure thisout. It's not that difficult. Recorded
at home. I'm trying to becauseI know that some of y'all are like,
well, the noises are too hard. This is not that hard.
I'm pretty sure we'll get a win. I said this last time. I
think we'll get a winner within acouple of shows. I don't know it,
so I want to guess. Youhave no idea. I'll take your

(01:06:51):
guesses. Drop me your instant voicenotes online, whether it's tonight, whether
it's during the show, shout outto replay Gang Gang Gang as you're listening
throughout the week, replay Dang GangDang. What's that noise? Let's go
that's the match too. That's onme. One more time. Take you
what's that noise? Let's go,oh no, you know what it is.

(01:07:20):
You know what it is, youknow what it is? Okay with
that reaction? Okay, one moretalk. Okay, what's that noise?
It's a good one. Can't waitfor you to find out what this is.
Maybe we'll give it five shows andwe don't get a win in five

(01:07:41):
shows. I'll just let you knowfive shows. One more time. There
it is, That is your noise? How did you know right away?
I don't know if I'm sorry,I screamed. I screamed out, whoa,
whoa, whoa? So you doknow what the noise is? No?
For sure it is? But canpeople put it in the chat or
do you have to leave us aninstant voice You gotta do an instant voice.

(01:08:04):
No, and I like listening toyou guys's voice, so instant voice
notes online pkn DK dot com.You can put it in the chat,
but even if you get it right, I might not read it, and
it's not going to count for sure. I got to hear it from you.
I got another brand new listener.I want to give a shout out
real quick. Okay, I'm talkingabout sister. Yeah, who's a snuggle

(01:08:24):
sisters? Is that it's Elena?Oh, it's really a family affair right
now watching, I can see youguys are very sweet, very supportive.
We love you guys. Guy.I guess it's dark now, can't go
swimming with it? Do you guysfind anything cool at the beats? That's
what I want to know. AnyI don't like fish? What else do

(01:08:45):
you find that? Like? Google? If you find a jellyfish, there's
something fun to do. What youdo is you you just put some sand
over so somebody steps on it.You just sit back and you're like,
oh, just kidding around, obviouslynot saying that I do. Oh my
god, I'm sorry. I knowthat you said you won't take guesses from

(01:09:06):
the chat, but they're really funny. Okay, No, I'll take the
guesses. I'm just not going totell them that they were winners. Go
off. Okay, yes, that'smine, that's mine. Okay, you
know what. I don't need thisfrom you. I can't. I'm sorry.
I can see what these are.But maybe we'll just get your reaction
again. We're not gonna say ifyou're wrong or go ahead. Yeah,
this is this is the noise.M go ahead, baking sheets from Johnny.

(01:09:32):
Oh, that's all I'm said.Don't say if you're wrong or if
you're right. Yeah, I know, but I like you ahead, Gonzo.
P K fixing the dryer again,that's a that's a really you know
what, that's a great guess becauseyou know how to fix the dryer.
It's squeaking. Now. I don'tthink I fixed it again, all right,

(01:09:57):
Evan saying is it p K comingdown the stairs, whoa, what
the air? Whoa? Wow,No, sir, I don't appreciate that.
Is it from Tricia frying pan fights? These are great guesses, These
are great guesses. Dave, isit p K opening the fridge for a

(01:10:21):
snack? Laugh it up, laughit up? All right, So I'm
guessing we're not gonna get a winnerthe oven door de rhine broke. Oh,
that's good. That's a good one. That is it is not,

(01:10:43):
but that's what a great guess,an official guess. Now. Oh so
it's clearly PK throwing a laptop offof a building. Oh no, we
already know. I already did that. And then Bootleg seventy three Teddy falling.

(01:11:05):
No, but that, oh man, I could you imagine? I
would be dead if I made aOkay, what's the noise? Because because
as soon as I heard that,I was like, that better not be
the video of Teddy tolling down thestairs. No, you would have heard
her, but sometimes you like,remember like we have this, come on,

(01:11:38):
No, I would not, Iwould never do that, never do
that. You never know she's Iwould, but I want to you would
do that if you would like adivorce. Yeah, well that is not
happening. That is your noise.Good luck. I know I had a
question about dong. Yeah, thisis a bongong dong that Dry named and
he named it that. Yeah,it's called a gong to be precise for

(01:11:59):
those and a month of words atryme before. Yes, So for those
under you know age, it's agong and it's O n G because our
neighbors can hear me and they loveus for it. Yeah, it's always
interesting Thursday morning. No, theydon't always interesting. Ah, hi these
show time again. I'm like,oh you can hear us. I'm so
sorry. You know how she alwaysleaves food out for the raccoons. Oh

(01:12:21):
my god? How fat are theraccoons? Now? Oh they're fat.
They're they're like peking. Whoa,whoa, you're you're a good skinny whoa
whoa. Let's play match too.You want to leave the room please,
I guess. Let's see how manyshe can lose with tonight. The rules,

(01:12:48):
my friends, are simple. I'mgonna give you two words. Do
not give me your words back untilyou have both words. It's word association.
So if I say a house,then you think of a word,
but don't write it in the chatjust yet until you get your second word,
and then you just put both wordsin order so it's easier to see.
And let's see if we can geta winner this week. We're gonna
go with mourning. Your first wordis gonna be morning, all right,

(01:13:13):
morning the first word. The secondword is gonna go you know what.
I just want to see what he'sgonna say. So the second word is
gonna be fat. We'll make itinteresting, mourning and fat. Give me
your words, word association. Whatgoes with morning? What goes with fat?
Back to back? Drop them inthere. I'll give you a few
minutes and then we'll bring her inand see if anybody can get a win.

(01:13:35):
What Denise head match to? Iwant to come back? Just don't
look go what are we thinking?What do we think? I think I

(01:14:00):
know what I would would just Idon't want to say anything. Okay,
don't say anything. Just let let'sjust as it is as it is.
I'm feeling really good. As Imentioned earlier the very opening of this show,
I feel great. I feel relieved, had a lovely just a few
days of the week. I'm feelingconfident. Okay, okay, it's nothing

(01:14:23):
to do with you. I justI just realized something, and I'm just
like, you know, just I'mgonna write it in the chat. You
put your foot in your mouth.I just realized that. Oh don't,
don't look at it. You cannotclearly not all right. I just put
in the chat what I was thinking. If if you're just listening back to
the show, Sorry about that.You ready? All right? Two words

(01:14:45):
confident or not anymore. But I'mgonna say, I'm gonna go. I'm
gonna this key. Let's go.First word morning morning morning, Oh god,
morning show, Morning radio. Whatwe did? We talked though,
if you're listening, morning sickness.But I'm not pregnant. I have to
tell people to have boarding sunshine,good morning, good morning. Can you

(01:15:05):
get the other word? No,one word of time for you? I
get the other word. Okay,my head is going in three different directions.
Good morning makes sense to me.Okay, good morning, morning sickness
because we talked about that earlier,just on the show that some people joined

(01:15:25):
late that might not be there.Morning radio, because that's what we did.
Walk me in for good good goodmorning. Sure, yes, yeah,
there you go. First point onthe board for the wind. Let's
see hit you ten match two withthe nace go your second word? Fat

(01:15:49):
k I knew it, I efenknew it. Is that what you're locking
in? Is that what you're lockinga? Oh? Yeah, you're laughing
at sorry? Is that what we'regoing with? Yeah? Okay, I

(01:16:13):
played myself myself. That's just gonnasay raccoon or something that Tuesday. Would
it works? Man? How manypeople? Oh my god, I'm looking
here, you know everybody? Dideverybody say pekah pretty much? Yeah?

(01:16:38):
Said solid like fifty probably. Iknew I played myself when I just saw
my name just popping up, justpek it peka peka. I'm like,
oh jeez, all right, Icried. That's great. Oh man,
I don't get to play the Denisathe damn it Deniso. No man,

(01:17:00):
no, damn it Denise. Idid well today. It's more damnit p
que all. Congratulations to y'all andto myself for playing. What about me?
Congratulations? Can you look at mein the It doesn't matter if it's
just say thank you or congratulations,thank you? You will no don't work

(01:17:24):
out for me? Uh oh mygoodness. Yeah, Oh are you crying
too? I'm just mad at myself, like, how did I miss that?
Up? I gotta start writing thesewords down before the show. I
usually do, but I like tomake them like things that are happening during
the show. I thought, yeah, and then I just uh yeah,
this was a major slippings on metonight. So it happened. There you

(01:17:45):
go, very entertaining though. Thankyou for finally giving me a chance to
win. You won like two weeksago last week? You know, did
you want last week? Okay,I'm definitely gonna put in some thought and
next week's word we'll see, Yeah, we saw. I'll see you next
week, and also go easy onthe guesses with what's that noise? And
just two back to back you know, pks fat seconds. So there you

(01:18:08):
go. Anything else on your listof stuff, because I've gone through pretty
much all on mine? Is there? Man? No, nothing else on
my list except for I don't knowif I mentioned it already, but like
a couple of different airlines. Again, do you have sales going on?
So if you're on a budget likewe are, check it out so you
can go see like your friends andfamily. I talk to my granmy today,

(01:18:30):
her birthday's tomorrow, and I waslike, Grandma, what are you
gonna do for your birthday? Andshe goes, well, I really would
like you to come see me.And I was like, I was like,
Granma, what the hell? Shedropping that? Yeah, And I
was like, how about are yougonna go get your nails done? She
goes, oh, yeah, Iguess the pedicure would be nice. So
I'm like, I was like,I will, I will see her soon.

(01:18:53):
You see her through FaceTime. FaceTimeit's just like it's a phone call
away, you know, it's different. And I was like, how are
you feeling? She goes, I'mforgetting my age this year. And I
said, okay, Grandma, whatever, yeah, whatever you want. But
like, and then I don't knowif you realize this, but my follower's
birthday is like the day after.I know, we've been together fifteen sixteen

(01:19:14):
years, so yes, And sothen I'm like, crap, my dad's
birthdays on Friday, Yours buying shoesevery year is the same shoe. I
know, no shoes this year.He's gonna walk around barefoot, stepping on
nails. That's stepping on pebbles.The problem because like we are not if
I go, I'm not taking themto the shoe store. You have to
me without you Pale. No,okay, So that's a point. Counterpoint

(01:19:36):
PK and DKs point counter boy,she knows where the shoe store is.
No, I know they set himthe gift card. It's not the same.
So again, like I'm not everybodywho has ever listened to the show,
not that we always go back tolike organ for the week of like
the first, you know, weekof July. For certain reasons, things

(01:19:59):
are a little different this year,and I like, we're not planning on
going that exact time. Definitely wantto go later on in the summer.
But I'm like, oh, man, my poor dad, what do you
think you think he's just he onlyhas one pair of shoes he's got to
But then like at this time ofthe year he puts like the shoes a
mom last year to his launch,she probably has like twenty pairs because they
don't go. I guarantee you yourdad is not like mister hot Steppa.

(01:20:24):
He's not running through the shoes allthe time. He does. I met
you, he's tired of you justgetting them the same pair of shoes.
I bet you wish that you wouldget him to something like a massage or
something. No, just anything else, just no fucking no shoes, ticklish
over the shoes. He's probably happythis year that you're not going, so
he doesn't get the same shoe.Jesus, they don't know a few people

(01:20:46):
that listen to the body No now, you know don't know that we're not
going. I'm definitely trying to makeit so PK can go that Sunday.
What is it, July seventh?It will just be weird. If I
just go without you, that's justgonna be weird. Then they're gotta tell
me what they really think about mebecause you're not around. That's just gonna

(01:21:08):
be right. Apparents are amazing.I know they are. Okay, here's
here's the thing. Okay, Ijoke around on the totally I am.
What do we hear today? Weare professionally acting. What was it that
we heard on that other morning show? They were talking about their oh,
from time to time performers. That'sright, they're forming, they're performing.
And if you want to listen toan actual decent showing radio, I would

(01:21:31):
suggest Kyle and Jackie Oh we talked. It doesn't exist in the US anymore.
You have to go to Australia haveto find an actual decent show,
and that's a good show. It'sa great show. Yeah, to the
point what they were talking about todayis very inappropriate. But I we're just
saying that every guy cheats, orif it had, every guy, if
they had an opportunity, would cheat. I don't think so, I don't

(01:21:51):
know. But either way, likethey were just saying because like certain things
came out and they're like, we'reperformers, you know, we exaggerate on
things. So I'm exaggerating on thisnext topic. Said that about my dad
when I was talking about my dadearlier. But again there's that aspect about
earlier, and then there's my parentsaspect where it's like, Okay, we're
just gonna go, you know,shopping for shoes and go to Olive Garden.

(01:22:13):
Which would you rather? Not that? Which would you rather? But
like also, yeah, somebody's gotto tell your parents what we got all
of garden? Here? Can wego to someplace that we don't have here?
We don't want to travel three thousandmiles or two thousand whatever it is
to go to the Olive gardens.Okay, but here's the thing, like
they love it so that's fine.But then we also as like I love
like family cooking, like at thehouse, so like that's oh you missed

(01:22:35):
it last time. Sorry they forgot. Yeah, you haven't been invited back
since, so let's all good.Yeah, there's a reason you just stay
home for the holidays and I goback home for the holidays. It looks
like hot dog bunch. Yeah,we're gonna go ahead and keep moving this
conversation because I don't know why thatis going that direction. Olive gardens sound

(01:23:00):
good to me. What's the placewith the mazebra noodles? That's cool?
Old spaghetti factor. Yeah, allright, let's wrap things up. I
think we've done anything that will begood. We covered everything back next Wednesday,
don't forget what's that noise? I'dlike to get a winner. Five
shows to four shows to go,counting tonight, four shows to go.
What do you think that is?If you listen carefull tonight, not teddy,

(01:23:25):
you probably had some hints and it'snot anything that people have guessed just
yet. With that, thank you, you don't have to work late that
we know with next week, Ithink we're goh no, oh, actually,
can I to be determined? Whatg man, you hang out with
your work boyfriend. What's happening?Boy? Well, I don't know what

(01:23:53):
we're laughing at. Not you know, I don't have another boyfriend. Tuesday
or Thursday? Then Tuesday, Wednesday. Thursday's three nights. Yeah, you
can't figure out one. Let's doTuesday, Okay, Tuesday. What's happening
Wednesday? Maybe weddes? I don'tknow. Second, I have to look
at my Actually, you guys,come on, I'll drop it in discord.
How about that. I'll drop itin discord. I work here.

(01:24:15):
Yeah, my phone is in theother room because I was not supposed to
cheat. I didn't cheat. Ohyou did? You did? You were
extra good at something stupid? Ohwow, thank you so much for that
compliment. Trying to think of whatit was so stupid again, It's like,
I don't know, like we're gonnaget free dinner or something. All
you had to do is just likebe quiet or something. But you're like,

(01:24:38):
oh, you know, you're sucha goodie to tissue. Good tissue,
goodie tissue, that's what you are. But you said you said something
and it ruined it for us,and I'm like, oh, just shush.
I forgot what you mean. Igot us a free like I don't
know what a want bottle of wine. I'll have to think about it.
Maybe past weekend with Pops it mighthave been. I just thought to myself,

(01:25:01):
I need to talk about this onthe show. And usually I write
everything down in my notes otherwise thisis what happens. But I'll think about
it and uh, next Tuesday,Wednesday or Thursday, I'll let y'all know.
But yeah, cause you're you're alwayslike you just it's like it was
almost like the hotel story where youwere cleaning up when the housekeeper should have
cleaned up. You're taking the trashcan out and then stuff all the time
we're all on the same team,like I work for a hotel and where

(01:25:24):
we all are on the exact sameteam trying to do the exact same thing.
By yeah yeah, but we werestaying there. It doesn't matter.
You're stripping the bed, making stuff, yes, and leaving a tip cash
tip. And also when you stayat a hotel, like even if it's
three dollars, like they housekeepers appreciatethat. I'm gonna have to do a
video and and then next week we'lldefinitely talk about it, but like she

(01:25:45):
brought home some kind of comforter,that's all fancy dancing. The sob doesn't
have any kind of zippers, anykind of buttons, like Coda's the stuff
inside, stay inside, makes nosense. Forty five minutes. Forty five
minutes me by myself. Why wewere trying to figure it out. And
it's like origami, like I don'tunderstand, Like there's this pockets and look

(01:26:09):
what the f unnecessarily complicated. It'sthe stuffing it goes inside. That's it.
Call the duvet cover. Oh,where's the zipper? Where's the buttons?
I'm gonna have to do a video. I forty five minutes. I
almost I almost threw it away.I almost threw a she if it wasn't
her thing and was like a giftand expensive, I would have thrown it

(01:26:29):
away. Yeah, that's how Iwas at my ropes end. I have
so intrigued. What pushes you overthe edge of these days? That stuff?
That stuff and when they take halfthe burgers away and then they charge
more. That's the stuff. That'sit. All right, have an awesome
week. We love you guys,and hopefully we'll see you next. We
will see you next week. Thatis for shoes for shoes. Sorry,

(01:26:54):
Bootleg was like, ropes end?Is that proper? Is that what you
mean? You're at your ropes end? It's something end, right, it's
ropes it's at the day end?No, yes, Bootleg, Yeah,
sure, what is it? Then? It's that David if he brings mac
and cheese to work? Who's Maganza'stalking? And oh wits end? Oh

(01:27:17):
man english language again? God?Yeah, and your rope or you're at
your wits end? Okay, guysare cupid grammar? Love you guys.
We'll see you next week. It'sthe K and d K catch us Live,
We judge it five Pacific seven sevencent p K and d kc replays
podcasts, blogs and more. AndI'm not I'm not gonna say it again.

(01:27:48):
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