Full Show: A Nail Travesty + PK Almost Kills Himself

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What's up people? How the heck are you? Here's the
show from this week, and well, say what you want,
say what you will, whatever the expression is. But it's
at least posted during the week. I mean, that's that's
got to count for something, right. I'm sorry. All this
has been non stop trying to figure out, you know,

(00:21):
a job that leads to something. I mean, yeah, that's
a big thing I've been struggling with. It's like, I could,
I could go do yes, people are hiring, but what's
that lead into. I've always always had this thing in
my mind. I'm like, hey, when you get a job,
it's not about how much it pays or the title
or any of that stuff. It's like, what does that
job lead into? And that's that's something that I don't know.

(00:43):
I'm working through, I guess. So I've been busy doing
that and some other things. But I did want to
say that I'm gonna drop a PLUS show at some
point before our next Wednesday show, because one I promise
you during the show that you're about to hear, in
case you didn't join us live, that I would drop
a PLUS show so you could hear that one prank
call that was a little two much for the actual

(01:03):
live show, so I'll be dropping that. Plus, I want
to tell you about Denise being right during the live show.
You're about to hear it replay Gang Gang Gang. Something happens.
I dismiss her like I usually do. Right, I'm just like, oh,
that's just dog's playing out front. Well, it ended up
being a frickin thing. I don't want to put people's
business on blast, especially like on this show, where there's

(01:26):
no barriers to listen to anybody who can listen to
the show, the plus people. I feel like that's kind
of it's not hidden, but it's kind of it's you know,
I could be wrong, but I just feel like that's
more of a safe space. So I do want to
tell you what happened, and I would do it tonight
and drop it, but I kind of want to bring
in Denise for that conversation because it is who like

(01:48):
for real? OOHI. But anyway, here's this week's show. We
got to get some commercials out of the way first,
unless you're a PKNDKA plus member. Oh. Before we get
things started, I got to give some some love, big
love going out to Nancy who writes in Hey, guys,
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(02:08):
replay Gang Gang, Gang, Gang Gang. Then the message kind
of cuts off. So I'm trying to figure out if
there's more of the message, Nancy. I apologize. If there is,
I'm gonna figure this out. But I wanted to give
you some extra love because from the clouds Nancy came
and slapped s out of us with a love slap.
I mean, seriously, Nancy, thank you so much. It was

(02:28):
a very size of a love slap. And I can't
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In fact, I don't think anybody else donated during the
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(02:50):
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(04:21):
Yeah that's the night. That's the night's intro song. Every
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is like make sure, like if anybody donates tonight, write
down those names, because I want to put them in
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And I apologize if I think I got I got
Trishaye and I got Stephen Chason. Did I forget anybody?

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Or that's that's what we got.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
How are you? P K Denise DK here, This is
the this is the second bedroom, II the studio. This
is the chat, Hi chat? How are you? If you're listening?
If you're not watching this? Because you know, then we
have begin to get plus so you don't have to
set through the commercials night pas the commercial.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah we got it, got got you know I'm trying.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
To do you. I don't want to pack the commercials,
but gotta pack the commercials. But for seven ninety nine
super cast An Apple, no commercials. Big thanks to everybody
that does have a Pekandka plus subscription. What else do
we have to say?

Speaker 3 (05:15):
What else is thank you so much for joining us.
We are here on this wine Wednesday, and I do
have a brand new one that I picked up from
the local store and actually really intrigued. It's a citrus
kissed Pino Griggio. So we'll get into that in just
a little bit.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
I have, oh my important paper. I don't want to
flash these papers because they're business papers out of nowhere. Apples,
Yeah no, we got four weeks.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
Still, oh god, four weeks.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Push it to the limit for real. That's a jam too. Yeah. Well,
you know, when you're not making a lot of money,
you gotta push it to the limit. So, but Apple's
just came at me and they were like, we need
to verify you. And I'm like, yo, we've been doing
this for like god knows how long and be getting
paid for last like three years. Right now, all of a sudden,
you got to verify us.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Yeah, okay, we finally are making money. That's why.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
No, we're not. They just had to verify that we weren't.
I guess maybe people were scamming. I don't know, but
I had to go dig up all of our like
all of our forums, like Controller of Public Accounty, the
Office of the Secretary of State. I don't know what
the hell the MP patroller anyway, let me put that
stuff down there in case I you want to do

(06:25):
a roll call.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Yeah, drop in your cities. Everybody, a lot of.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
People in the ch Why do we do a roll call?

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Cause people must be heard?

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Said I messed that one. We both did. That's that's all.
Right now. I was because I'm never coming up in
I have an instant voice.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Now type, but I couldn't die and speak.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Oh my god, I threw it to you because I
had to do the exact same thing. I forgot the
power up. Uh fired up one of my hold on.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Taking a moment. Hi, guys, everyone's dropping in cities. I
got it.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
I can the worst past or whatever.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
I'm not going to say it because I bet it garbage.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
The lover one, Oh my god, it's so bad. I mean,
at least he's not password one, two, three, four, And
I could tell y'all. But yeah, and then anybody else
do the automatic passwords and we're like, well, we'll do
a strong one. I'm like, yeah, nobody's.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Gonna hack me, and then forget.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
They never like the I don't forget. Google forgets. Yeah,
the browser never remembers, and then I have to keep
resetting it. I'm like, oh.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Geez, we should have just done password one.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Somebody just come up, please, somebody's Dave, mysterious Dave, where
are you? Does she please invent because I'm sure he
can invent something else, and so we don't have to
use passwords, right, all right, I'm sorry. Go ahead. Oh
by the way, I meant to say that in the
intro song. We didn't turn out as well, but I
had some teasers in there. Oh I almost died today

(07:43):
final destination, I swear to I almost passed the f
out and then I glued my fingers together. I called
with an emergency. Dude called me back like two hours later.
Thanks for the help, buddy, and then he was like,
he was like, I'm flattered that I would be the person.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
You because I was like, you didn't call me.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Because I know you wouldn't know. Oh, and that's exactly
what I told you. Like chat GBT boys, you're my
go to when it comes to like manly stuff that
I should know but I don't. Life. Yeah, like you're
you're you're my go to. If you're watching, you're my
go to. So I needed you, buddy, and I called
you in a panic and nothing.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
I don't forget. He also has a kid. Yeah, I know,
a tiny, tiny little bit.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
I got a TV A hard time. I gotta give hard.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Time, right, So yeah, drop in New Cities and why
do we do a roll call?

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Because the people want to be hurt?

Speaker 3 (08:31):
There we go, I do see Jacqueline hanging out in
sugar Land, Texas. We got justin in Minnesota.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
I know the Snuggle sisters. Does that mean I have
to set an hour my timer? I can't curse for
an hour? What the heck?

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Even you went way forward? I'm not even marry. I'm
only on three.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Okay, go ahead, we got them.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Larssa shout out Savannah Georgia. I thought Laressa you were
in Texas or you and Savannah?

Speaker 5 (08:51):
Fo you?

Speaker 3 (08:53):
What is happening? Saints Tad, haven't seen you in the
chat for a while. Say hey, guys, we your grel
and passed like seventy three in Milwaukee with an I
E the O G.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
I set the timer instead of an hour to fifty
five minutes like every time they tune in, it should
be less and less times of a clean show.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
You just do you because I know. But you also
are interrupting me.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
And I'm sorry. It's a nasty habits and I think.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
More that irritates me right now in this exact moment.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah, that's what I do.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Yeah, So get back to normal.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Gotten used to it by now.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Andrew and Leslie and Lawrenceville, Georgia checking in. We got
Nancy in Baytown. Haven't seen Nancy in the chat for
a while.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
My dad was trying to buy a house, or was
looking at a house in Baytown, and I was like, Yo,
where's that at It's like an hour going east east.
How we drove through. You are the worst directionally challenged individual.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Bent to conro But I don't remember Beytown.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Yeah, so I told I told my pops. I'm like,
it's a nice house in all but like it seems
to me, and I could be wrong, maybe you can
correct me, but it seems to me all the natural
disasters like they hit everywhere, but they are just really
focused at Baytown, like something bad happens, It's gonna happen in.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
It's in the Bay. It's in the Bay. Just all
of this stuff that's I don't know. All right, curtis
joining rolling through Portland. We got Joe Hammond and at
L at L. What up Trista Soto Cobos. I haven't
seen you, trust in a while, finishing my workout in Tigered.
What's been going on? I haven't seen you.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
It's Tigered. That's what your grandma moved. We are in
tiger We went.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Right outside of Tigert in King City.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
What was that bar that we went to that? It
was an Irish iris bar.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
I don't know, it's fun.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
That's when you know you're not from there. Tiggered. Let's see,
Oh no, Orlando. Hey, hey from Tricia sugar Land.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
That's Preston, Orlando. Person checking in or somebody checking in.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
From Alan Cristia in Orlando.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Oh did you hear You're you're telling me these cities
and I can't help myself. I have to interject and
is then I'll forget. But Orlando. Disney's in Orlando. Did
you hear the lawsuit that's going around? And I was like,
there's no way they're exaggerating, No chances is real. So
I dug up the actual lawsuit and sure enough, it's real. So, Uh,
this lady's husband, who's a doctor, I was allergic to

(11:11):
something so and he told the restaurant and it was
a Disney owned restaurant right anyway, they served it to
him and he ended up dying. So there's a giant
lawsuit did this And I had to look it up
because I didn't think it was real. Disney tried to
dismiss the lawsuit or I don't want to say Disney,
but Disney because it's their lawyer. So you know, they
tried to dismiss the lawsuit by saying that the dude

(11:33):
had clicked on the terms on Disney Plus.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
So oh my god, yes, Disney, not even in the No,
that's the very that's the very first thing that you hear.
Now when you go out to restaurants, you have any
dietary restriction? No, no, no, of course, not that. That's
what you said. I said the other anyway, all right,
Adam checking in Portland and then a Skilmore has a

(11:57):
like a correction already we already it was that.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
It was me. Oh, that's that's for the course.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
It's it's pronounced controller, even though it's compatroller. I don't
know clearly, really, I said it was gone controller. I
don't know. It looks like computer whatever.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Anyway, it looks like computer.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Hey, sue'said Cortes and Madera.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
I'm sorry. Correct.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
Oh Jesus, Jesus, jesus. That's the second time screwed up.
I'm not talking anymore.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
God do I have that prank call? I really want
to hear that. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Carol, Salem. So I'm just I'm still.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Going down, keep going. I'm gonna look for it.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
I guess knuckles sisters, just Jordan's knuckle sisters. The snuggle, Oh,
the snuggle.

Speaker 6 (12:45):
I was like, holy crap, we got Dirdygonza lead opposite
the Magonzo checking in from Spring Texas ring on Porteville
where the f is Frankly, that is a good point.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
Where is I was thinking about?

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Frank was thinking about what is going on? Dyson? What's
his name? Dyson?

Speaker 5 (13:05):
Non?

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Patrick?

Speaker 4 (13:06):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (13:07):
That it's his last name. I talked to Patrick.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
I when I you know, like if I I can't remember,
I meet people, I work with people for a year
and still screw up their name. So I learned your name.
You better come back to the show, is what I'm saying.
Am I lying?

Speaker 3 (13:23):
No?

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Good news? Bad news? I found the Jesus prank phone call.
It's the dirty Verse.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
Oh no, sisters, turn it, no, no, no, I'll play, no, no,
I have my timer.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
I will play it in fifty What does it say, three.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Minutes fifty That sounds great, yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Fifty two minutes I'll play. And it's it's pretty dirty either,
if I recall correctly, I love.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Your old Jesus Chrich. But anyway, shout out to everyone
not only in our chat, but joining later join on Facebook,
on all social media platforms. My coworkers who like to
join in, but tell me and then they're like.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
What's up?

Speaker 3 (13:57):
You don't know anybody else's.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
No, yo, No, I don't know all the people that
I know. It's no, it's not Courtney.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
No.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Did I already say that? Now? I'm was the other
k Katrina already said that she's a I don't go. Oh,
there's a pomegranate. What's pomegranate? U? What is it? Prometheus? No,
it's pomegramm, that's palm, Pomeranian?

Speaker 3 (14:23):
What is it? What is it?

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Prion was right there? I was so close.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Right, what about my boss who gifted us this lovely
andre that's still I'm.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Not gonna lie to you. I it doesn't matter, like
eventually she's gonna end up firing you. And I understand that.
Stop hold out, hear me. I understand it's your boss.
I understand it's your boss, but but I have a
different relationship with her. And I know that you went
with me to her house in London multiple Christmases and stuff.
But because of the history, I I can't. I can't

(14:56):
look at her as your boss. I'm just like some
random chick that's gonna eventually fire you.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Oh she would never unless I did a crappy job.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
And I'll still hang out with her and hopefully we'll
still be invited to go to uh Southampton.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
No, haran, haran?

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Something about heron's is that a bird? Were they England?
The queen?

Speaker 5 (15:16):
Now?

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Who does the races? Now? I am off the reservation.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Yeah, you definitely are not coming multiple reservations.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
We're gonna get to one Wednesday. What else? I don't
know what was her name? Pomegranta? What was it? Prian? God,
I'm not supposed to remember that one. That's too many
jesus Ka. Every time I screw up, I'm gonna drink,
which is gonna make me screw up more. But I'm
gonna do my best.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
And don't forget about Sweet Ruth.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Sweet Ruth, Ruth. You know I must know all your
co workers. Did you know my co workers when I
worked on the radio here.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
In fact, they all thought that I was actually part
of the radio station. I go, Denise, welcome back. I'm
like I never worked for CBS. He's in Houston. Yeah, yeah,
I was like, yeah, you guys thought I did, but no,
I mean I was extra hands for like Jilly when
we did drink Houston Nights by the way, shout out
Josh and Jilly coming to visit. Can we say I
was allowed to say it? So yeah, I can't wait.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yeah, I'm so excited. I feel bad because, uh, you know,
Josh recently doesn't have a job. But you know, I've
been in this game, like I'm the Tom Brady of
this game now. So it's like I'm trying to get
as much work as i can done and like as
many resumes I can get out and like you know,
apply for different jobs as much as I can before
they get here so I can see some quality time.

(16:29):
But I'm excited. I'm so excited. Yeah, you know, I
even calked their shower downstairs. Are they were gonna use
that one?

Speaker 3 (16:37):
You're yiess gonna use a shower?

Speaker 1 (16:39):
What are you talking about? I'll tell you about that experience,
because I kid you not like there was I final destination, folks,
I'm not even kidding around.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Are they gonna use the shower? No, PK, I're gonna
go out sigh in the back of the hose.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
It's a talking about shower maybey're gonna use the one
up here?

Speaker 3 (16:53):
Oh okay, I see your part. Okay, I see I'm like, no,
they're not gonna show.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
So yeah, but they're coming to visit. Also begs the
question of we don't know. I'm just say it right
at the top of the show. We don't know what
we're gonna do next week. We might have to push
the show because they are here. I don't It might
be just awkward unless they go out to like a
bar or something. I mean, they're always welcome to join us,
but I don't want to get to first. I don't
want to force them to have to do this. Second.
I don't want to get to where we're having a

(17:20):
good time and then something slips and I don't want
to play with anybody's money, you know. So I don't
know played by ear follow us. You know, I'm gonna
drop it in discord. If you're not in our discord,
shame on you. Shame on you. Look at the fun
we're having in discord.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Now, what's going on? I see some amazing pictures from megs. Yeah,
work out, I don't know. Wait, if you tap the
right picture, it looks like a sign for some kind
so maybe we could read it Arizona.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Oh my god, I'm so stupid. I'm like, worst hit.
You're right next to the welcome to Arizona sign. That
is wow, that's awesome, you bungie. They've got to do
bunging off of this, right off this bridge.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
I'm not a big fan of the I don't I mean,
I'm up for any adventure, but that one terrified Scott.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
No, I don't know skydiving when I had, so if
you don't know, I did skydiving for a promotion for
radio like multiple times, and then I got a little
too cocky to where I'm like, I'm just gonna do
it like Tom Cruise by myself. So I took the
lessons stunt boy, and on the eighth jump, I wasn't
maneuvering fast enough and the guy ran into me to
get me to turn dislocated. My shoulder was a whole thing,

(18:23):
But sky diving is the only thing that now it's
hard for me. I can watch videos again. But it
was for a while. It was really hard tough to explain.
It was really difficult to watch a first person experience,
like a video of a first person experience of somebody skydiving,
it would just make me uneasy in the stomach. It
was the closest it was.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Do you think that was the closest to death.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
No, that one was because you're you have about like
not a lot of time, and you know that in
minutes you will be dead if you can't figure this out,
and you're in the most extreme pain that you've ever
been in. And you obviously I couldn't navigate when I
had both arms.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
In yeah, and now once, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
So at that point it was awful.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
I mean, clearly you and I have shared this story before,
but what like were your thoughts when your arm is dislocated,
they're yelling at you. You can't do anything, You're holding
one thing in your mouth and your legs are doing what.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
No, that was next. The first thing that happens when
he bumped into me, and I knew it was out.
I didn't waste any time. I was like, I don't
care if I fail, if I don't you know, if
they're yelling at me, like, I don't want to waste
any time. So I did exactly what I saw in
the video. And by the way, when if you take
like solo skydiving lessons, they at least for me, they

(19:34):
put me in a room and they were like watch
these and they will put in like a VHS tape.
They're like watch this thirty minutes and then you go
and they were like, would you learn Okay, let's go up.
It's not like there's somebody in the class, yeah, really
teaching you these things. It was like just watch, we're
gonna ask you some questions. We're going up.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Well, I think they were very nonchalant about it because
they're jumping with you, so they can just pull your
shoot and then the rest of it is pretty easy peasy.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
So how many times you have to go up before
you can go?

Speaker 1 (20:02):
God, I don't remember. I remember that it was my
eighth jump when everything went to hell.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
How many times before did you do it?

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Well, that was my eighth jump, and then before that
I did it like three four times for the radio
by yourself. No, that was for the radio, okay, But
then you're scrap with somebody I know. And then and
then I did the lessons and it was like maybe
another like three times with somebody.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
I just didn't know if it was your first time solo.
You did, and I was like, you really.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
It was so far in, which really wasn't far in
that I got a little too, you know.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
See That's what I'm That's where I'm going with it.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
Come on, because you could pay somebody to go up
with you to film you, right, And somebody asked me
on that jump, do you want me to film you?
And then the reason you want to do that is
so you can look at your jump and your movements
and then you can be like, oh I did this
wrong or that? Well me, I'm like I got this. Bra.
I ain't even paying attention to the two tapes. Bra anyway. Now,

(20:58):
I wish I would have had somebody, David, but.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
You would never be able to watch that. Again, here's
the thing problem today, Well, I think like more recently
we've talked about on the show before, but you are
doing like video replay and a lot of it is
I was was, okay, yeah, it's a while Tony's been
on vacation.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Next, can we somebody remind me in the chat to
talk about Tony got robbed? Rob they took his drone,
they took his backpack. I don't know what is masculinity.
Oh it was awful, but maybe I can call.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
Him because all I've seen was not even from his
own posts, Like there is nothing going to be like
I got robbed.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
That's the only thing you post if you were dude,
is like I robbed somebody.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
I'm sure that person posted you know out there. Why
it wasn't even anyway what I'm saying about, like you know,
doing your field, like you know, you're doing basketball, sports, whatever, football,
and then all of a sudden you get an injury, like,
thankful you haven't had one where it's a shoulder injury,
because I still feel like you'd be queasy. There's no
way that you still you can go and be like
watching it like.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
I still am queasy, and it's like my worst my
worst fear is if this really materializes and do anything
and I'm working like an NBA game and somebody dislocates
the shoulder and then the director is like, all right,
who's got the angle?

Speaker 3 (22:18):
You have to do it?

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna power through.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
You have to.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
But he's still I'm looking forward to it.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
I think you're gonna cry inside anyway.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
I don't even finish my story because you didn't care
about my story. So dislocated, I immediately did the rolling
out of bed maneuver because that's what I do remember
from the from the tape. You roll out of bed
and I'm like, oh, I guess I'm gonna get tested now.
So as soon as I was on my back, I
just immediately opened Yeah. Like I probably wasn't supposed to
get high up, but yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
And then it was like, do you think like sixty
seconds or how long until you open it till you
finally hit ground.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
It was longer. It was longer because you're supposed to
fall for sixty seconds and then you open it and
then you have like a few minutes. The free fall
part is boring. It's kind of like, no, it's the
people like the fan in the back and the parachute
at the beach and they're like, oh, look at Beer's
I'm boring. It's like you're so slow hot air balloon's boring.
You're not barely moving unless you hit a power line.
You know, boring.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
It's in the air, and what if it like collides, That's.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
What I'm saying, unless it collides. But but because it
happened right away. I opened it and then and then
I had a lot of time to to uh think
about how I would be paralyzed. Because the way that
when you're skydiving you don't break your legs is you
flare right at the last minute, right, you flare, and
that slows you down. And then that's how like you know,

(23:32):
if you ever watch anybody's sky dive, that's how they
like walk you just flare. Well, I can't lift my arm.
And also to turn, you do that, you like you
pull your right arm your left arm and you pull them. Yeah,
but I can only turn in one direction. And in
my helmet it's just a walkie talkie, and they were
like turn left? Can you not? And you can't talk
back to them either, just a speaker. Can you not
hear me? Turn up? Why is you turning right? Why

(23:52):
is you turning? Why are you turning?

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Like?

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Turn left? I'm like, mother effort, I can't turn left.
I can't lift my arm up. I've got the other
cord in my mouth.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
So I got real close to the ground and I'm like,
just they have an nut up here? We go like
they have an ambulance wing No, because they didn't know
that there was something wrong with me.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
They decided, But you're just like, are you justurnk in
like a tornado?

Speaker 1 (24:11):
No, it wasn't all the way. No. No. I would
go like in like blocks or something and just try
to figure it out. And then right before I hit
the ground, I was like, effort, I'm just gonna flare
all the way to the right and just biff it,
like just fall on my face basically. So I just
kind of I fell and uh, and then just kept
rolling on the dislocated arm and they ran after me,

(24:33):
and I was like, it's out why. I was pretty
much screaming, probably crying.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
It didn't go back in automatically.

Speaker 5 (24:39):
No.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Then they called the ambulance to cut the thing off
me and I had to go to hospital and me
sleep to put it back in. It was the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
So at what point did you realize that it was
time for surgery since your arm has dislocated.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
No, I think you made me. He made me get
the surgery when we were in Houston, by the doctor
that did the Texans. So I was like, this guy
gotta know what he's doing. He didn't, because then he
came out again dancing to a VICI, so I had
to get another surgery. Luckily, luckily it stayed in this time.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
So so far that's when he touched away. Yeah seriously,
Oh but I did.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
I'll finish the story by saying that, you know, I
did go back and I was like, I can't finish
these lessons because then I honestly did feel like it
was hard for me to look at uh, at people
doing Scott. I don't know why. It's like I knew
that it probably wouldn't happen again. I knew what went wrong.
I knew all these things, but for some I had
this weird bodily an emotional reaction to skydiving for such

(25:38):
a long time. Anyway, So I went back to tell him,
and they told me that on that day I was
actually not the worst student because they had another lady
didn't dislocate anything, but she landed like a mile away
in somebody's backyard and they had to go find her.
Oh'm like, how stupid old lady. I had one arm
and I nailed this ass.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
What another question and going back to liability and you know, oh.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Disgusting, A little bit of food in my mouth. Oh
it's out now though.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Okay, so back to liability tying it back in with
the Disney thing. So since you signed like a waiver,
but there literally was a guy that bumped into you
and caused your shoulder to it wasn't your fault.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
It was like when we work in iHeart and everybody
was like, you should shoo for this, you shoulo for
that when.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
I cracked my jaw on the air And there's a
lot of.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Probably would have been the smart thing. We'd be driving
Bentley's right now and just doing this for fun. But
I think there's something to be said about having principles,
feeling good about your decisions, and I knew that they
did their best. Yeah, you know, maybe somebody could have
been in the room when when I was watching the
videos or whatever, but the thing doesn't work.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
That also is like your own personal responsibility if you're
going to pay money to fling yourself out of an
airplane with a parachute.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Only no, I did not open the umbrella bootleg.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
Actually, yes, that is that actually is correct, quick, that
is one hundred percent correct. Another time, PK dislocated his
shoulder when he was playing Mary Poppin in the middle
of a Portland Oregon.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
All right, speaking of umbrellas, let me get to this
perfect time in instant voice note, because the people must
be heard if you if you want to leave us
a comment. Story's hilarious, you can leave us a comment
live on the show. You can leave us the comment
next week as you're listening back when I post the show.
You can leave us some message. Twenty four to seven
one in the morning, say what's up? Won't you go
to pekandk dot com. You'll see the ivan button. You

(27:26):
hit it, you record a message and it comes in.
And this one involves Umbrella Academy.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
Yay, Pek, you don't need to put this on the podcast.
I just want to get explanation on Umbrella Coamy season.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Let me let me pause and explain that he sent
another instant voice note. I thought that this one did
a better job explaining everything. Okay, so I'm just skipping
the first one to catch you up. He wasn't the
biggest fan of the last season of Umbrella Academy. If
you have seen it yet, last season on Netflix. Yeah,
season four series is over and this is this is
what uf what a well done review. Let me just

(28:03):
start from the top once again, here we go.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
BKA, you don't need to put this on the podcast.
I just want to give you a better explanation on
Umbrella Calmy season four because I feel like I didn't
do well in the previous ivan. The best I can
say is that.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
This show this season has one's money.

Speaker 4 (28:23):
A lot of potential, but because Netflix literally screwed over
the show, They're supposed to have between eight it's in episodes,
but Netflix only give them six episodes. Literally, just focus
on the most important parts of the story.

Speaker 7 (28:38):
Reality, the most important part of the story is the
care development to relationships with the characters, which I feel
like wasn't enough time.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
Six episodes for a show like that.

Speaker 7 (28:50):
Isn't enough time. You're going to only focus on the story.
And while that story was interesting, I feel like they
could have focused more on different concepts and the Career
Raiders wanted to explore more on that on different concepts
that they brought into season four like they had. Season

(29:10):
four was like a huge pot of potential and it
just got destroyed. I gave a six point five maybe
a seven goodbye.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
But I'm not that diehard of a fan, like I
really love the first two seasons and then Elia told
me to watch Doom Patrol, which is pretty much identical,
the identical, the same show, and it's on HBO Max.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
I think Doom Patrol is that the one with the guy,
same show from Green. Okay, Busy's Green and he's from
Gossip Girl.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
I don't I don't know the count of Gossip Girl pants.
I got some time for you, So I kind of
fell off, and then I did watch the last season
and the take that I had away from the last
season is that it to me, it was the exact
same ending that if anybody saw and nobody I said

(30:00):
this online. So many people have been dissing the ending
and I'm not disputing. I'm not disputing that at all.
Like I do think it was russed. I don't know
the love the love triangle they did is weird and
ruined like that character, and like I agree with all
those things, right, I still think it was a fun
season to watch, especially like what else are you gonna watch? Really?

(30:20):
But I will say that the ending was darks ending
not done as well where like the and if you
haven't seen Dark, shame on you best show that maybe
I've ever seen. Right. Unfortunately it's in German so you
got to do the subtitles because the people that dubbed
it in English stink, stink ruins the show. If you

(30:41):
try to watch the dub, you have to read it.
And it's the best show you'll ever see, so much
better than Lost and has all these elements. However, going
back to Umbrella acad of Me, like they did the
exact same thing where the main people just dissolved. This
ceased to exist, right, but it didn't have the impact
that it had on Dark. Yeah, and it just felt
rushed it really.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Shockingly for ones. I sat through what all six episodes
on Sunday. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
You said the Boys, Oh.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
My god, that's what I'm talking about. I don't.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
First of all, no, you've seen you're still on season
one and they're on season five. So if out of
here with your lies? Oh I love the Boys so much?
Do you really? You really? God? Out of here? Bit?

Speaker 3 (31:22):
But yeah, be polite. Sorry, something just happened outside.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
I don't know, the neighbors dogs.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
Oh, it sounded like someone was getting ripped apart. No,
it's just the dogs. Oh, there's normal. It's part from
of course, Welcome to the Studio.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
The Boys was first good season now kind of black.
I've heard about that regarding the Boys, I did, so anyway,
Umbrella Academy, I would still say to watch it. It's
still fun. It's just yeah, I see, like the love
triangle shouldn't have happened, and they should have spent more
time to really tie it in together. They could have
spent the minutes better. You know. There's still some fun

(31:56):
times though, And I thought in the last.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Season I didn't realize it was the fun like this series.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
It shut it everywhere anytime we clicked on something.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
So the finals series finale.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Anyway, she made me go to see Everything Ends. No,
it ends with us tonight. Everything ends tonight with us. No,
she made me see that movie.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
And no, let me let me pause you for a second,
because it wasn't just you know, Denise made p K
go No.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Oh, I didn't know that what dark Horse Comics in
Milwaukee gotta support it? Did they do?

Speaker 3 (32:26):
Oh, gotta support dark I didn't.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Know if they did Umbrella because Umbrella was written by
my chemical Romance the least singer. I just saw an article.
I did zero fact checking on that, and I was
actually very impressed. I was like, wow, But yeah, I
don't know if he's Yeah, so your movie? How did
I end up watching this chick flick?

Speaker 3 (32:46):
It's not tech? I mean, yes, it is a chick flick. Right,
you probably were like two males only in the theater. Yeah,
but I've been talking about it, and I honestly did
not think that you were gonna go with me, Like
I didn't care like who I went with or when
I went with. But on Friday, we were in a
group chat with some friends that we always hang out
like Friday nights, and they're like, do you want to
hang and You're like, oh, it's date night. And I

(33:09):
was like that's weird, Like okay, we can do date
night whenever. It's not a big deal. But then you
actually were like, no, there's this movie she wants to see.
And long story short, like I like to say, I
came home. I had a dress, beautiful pink, hot pink dress.
The case steamed it. He not only got movie tickets.
But then we get there, I'm like, I'm hungry on
you can just eat popcorn. I'm like, oh, it's not dinner,
but I already made reservations for like a nice dinner.

(33:31):
It was I was very very in the car.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
She's like, I'm so hungry. I'm like, well, there's gonna
be popcorn. There is in there.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
So then I parked between the theater and the restaurant,
so she didn't know, oh that that like five minutes
or where. She was just like did this mother ever
really steam my dress and tell me I could just
eat popcorn? Laugh inside, And then like I.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
Brought out like my my sparklely velcrove shoes that I
hardly ever wear because I don't have reason anymore.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
But it was, I know, impressed me.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
Well I did, so like here here's what happened. I'm
sitting at lunch and like with my other coworkers and
I was like, oh, p K says we have a
date night, and like I'm actually really excited, Like I
don't know the last time we've had like a full
on like date night where he's planned everything. I'm like,
this is exciting. And then the movie, Yeah, we saw,
we loved it. I loved it. There's a lot more
I will go into at some point, but then like afterwards,

(34:22):
like an impromptu photo shoot and it just was a
total blast of a night. And I was like, I
don't know the last time I felt so like, I
don't know, loved or special like you. You love me
when you make sandwiches for me, I know, but just
like you know, you actually took an effort to know
what I enjoy and like and to make sure that
I came home and had a dress and quickly got

(34:43):
ready in ten minutes, and I was just very sweet.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
All right. I just want yes or nos, just yes
or no. Nothing else, just yes or no, understood from
anybody in the chat. Did PK after all this work,
get lucky? Yes or no? Put it in the chat.
Let's see right now, it's gonna be a fifty to
fifty really, yes or no. Just drop it in, y'all.
I'll give you a a few seconds. Go ahead, just
drop it in. In fact, we'll circle back. I'll tell
you my review of the movie in a second. First,

(35:06):
I want to complain about chick flicks, y'all. What the
f you want to tell the sorority chicks in Houston
that they ain't black? Oh my, they walked in. They
were talking at the theater.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Like joined too.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Stereotype. But yo, my my black friends they're talking and Mark,
who happens to be white, they love to talk to
the theater, and I'm like, shot the f and you're
they never came in all at once. They would come
in like dwout.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
Oh my god, I know. I was like the movie
started like shut up started ten all right, it started
like a thirty I'm like, y'all, it started forty five
minutes ago. You're in the wrong theater right now, like
you've already missed like half, Like I know, it's like
a really great adaption to the book, so you know
what's gonna happen, but like you're really rooting it for others.
And then I look to the right talking and then
I start chatting.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Yeah, you were tips, So you're trying to talk with
chicks half your age. Don't take that the wrong way.
But you could tell that they really didn't want to
talk to this old lady.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
I'm not don't they this the wrong way though, knock
it off.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
But then she was just like kept asking questions, and
they could tell the chicks to stop it. Don't take
this the wrong way.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Now, every time you say that, it's already the wrong way.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
And I'm sitting in my chair all awkward. Don't take
this the wrong way, though.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
All right, Grandpa, it was a good movie.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
I was pleasantly surprised.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
There's there's obviously like a lot of yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
I feel like they're giving yeah, they're giving the Seahorse
a bad rap. I feel like she's getting it from everybody.
And I'm like, Lively, is she really that or is
that just a hot news story of the week.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
I mean, it probably is of the week. But also,
like if you have read Colleen Hoover's books before, it's
not like they're the wrong I haven't best, but it
is what it is, and it's something that you know
a lot of people are into right now reading book clubs.
All that is kind of like the d thing. So
so apparently so the actor Justin ball Er Deani I'm
saying that wrong, but apparently like he was the one

(36:54):
that got the right to do the movie and like
and that was his thing. But then Blake Lively like
she got start, but then she wanted to get her
production company on board, so like he had this whole
thing and this whole vision, and then she and of
course Ryan Reynolds like her husband, and they started and
then there was during like the Actors Strike, Like Ryan
Reynolds was like like redoing lines of certain things, and

(37:15):
so it got really more involved with them, where he
had justin had this whole storyline and made it more
about like the domestic violence that is really hardcore and
like a very hard conversation to have.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
I was wondering, because I even told you. I was like,
I'm surprised, Like I thought it was supposed to be
about domestic.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
Violence, yes, and then well yes, for sure.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
I just thought it was going to be more uncomfortable
watching the movie.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
But because like you know, it's kind of played up
as like, oh, blooms flowers, this that, but then it's
like the real serious, awful part that a lot of
people go through that don't talk.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Okay, So here's the question. Yeah, you like the movie,
I did, okay, So taking the the fact that you
like this, that you like Blake, yeah lively, taking that
out of just get rid of that right? Then? Was
she right to have Ryan Reynolds and her own production
production company kind of take over because the movie ended

(38:08):
up good? So shouldn't the other guy just be grateful?

Speaker 3 (38:12):
So that's that's the other thing. I think that now recently,
because like it's come out that he would like.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
You see that. Yeah, in your hair you have headphones.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
I have headphones.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Yeah, a little piece of headphones. It's we can't afford headphones, y'all.
Zero donation so far tonight I can forward. So it's
gonna be just yeah, what do you know? Okay, are
we done talking about this? No movie?

Speaker 3 (38:31):
No, But what I'm saying is, like you will you
will not see them together doing any kind of press interviews.
You always see him with his own press team and
Blake Lively with Colleen and like Jenny Slate like she
was great the sister.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Yeah, she stole the show.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
So so it's it's interesting to see that. Now what
is reality? What like we don't know behind the scenes?

Speaker 6 (38:50):
Is ill?

Speaker 3 (38:52):
I don't know. But also what's selling right now? Well,
it is the reason that Blake, you know, marketing and
all of that.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
The reality first world problems makes lots of money.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
And I can't appreciate, like, you know, her posting about
domestic violence now because I think it came out that,
oh you were talking about your new hairline, not necessarily
what like the movie was supposed to be about in
like the books. So I mean every way you look
at it, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
I don't the movie I thought was good. Here's an
interesting conversation too. And I've been wrestling with myself on
how to how to bring this up, because you know,
when you have to separate the art or do you
have to separate the art? And I don't have the
answer to this. And again, I was thinking trying to

(39:38):
figure out exactly how I felt about this so I
can like be definitive about it. I like being definitive,
definitive about my views, like saying this is how it is,
that's how I feel about it. You know, this one
still has me torn. Okay, at what point do you
separate somebody's personality from their talent? And you can you
can talk about r Kelly, you can talk about Diddy,

(39:58):
you can talk about all these people. I'm talking about
Will Smith and Bad Boys, the new movie that just
came out that you can watch from the house. So
she made me see her movie on Friday, and then
I'm like, oh, well, I'm not gonna go to the
theater because what he did was just I mean, but
I'm gonna watch it anyway, right, And also, I'm going
into Bad Boys four not really liking three, but the

(40:20):
first chew I thought, were like, I love action comedies,
and the first two to me are like just probably
up there with like some of my favorite movies. Right,
and again the third one sucked. The fourth one just
as good as the first. Check the third one the
one they made up for three and they and I
was just like ooh, and then you know, and I

(40:43):
think with movies it's it's worse than even with like music,
because music it's like three minutes of a song and
you don't see the person, so you can love that. R.
Kelly whatever. Trapping well, I guess trapping a cloud a
bad example because I got like fifty check. But with
a movie, you into like are watching the person, so
you really are trying to separate. And and I really

(41:05):
thought hard about, like, what would be my advice to
people I don't know, I don't know, except to tell
you my honest opinion, because there's also a lot of
people that are associated with the movie. So you don't
want some movie you just say screw the sky, then
you're hurting the grips. You're hurting the people building the
sets and doing the lights, and the colorists and the

(41:26):
you know, all these people that are also out of jobs.
So it's a really I don't know what the right
answer is.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
I can't remember great movie, sorry for the Okay, I
can't remember who. If it was Will Smith, there's somebody
else that we talked about this same fact example, and
it was like, you can appreciate the artist for the artists,
or the actor for the actor.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
But how far also, I don't believe. I mean, how
far can you take that? How far can you take that?
What about the the director of the famous director from
back in the day that is also a rapist that
couldn't even back to the US Polanski or whatever.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Wasn't it Martin Scorsese? Is that who we're talking about?

Speaker 1 (42:05):
Why would you bring his name? What? Wait, wasn't there
something Polanski or whatever his name is. I know who
you're talking about, No, you're talking about. I know who
you're talking about. Oh God, see the glasses. I know
who he's saying.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
But I think that was like our last example when
we were talking about this doing like all of the
awful wrong things. But then you know, like his movie
has so many like impact, its many people in their lives,
their careers and their money and like not just the
main But I don't know I mean behind.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
And then if you really want to have this conversation.
And this is why these conversations are so hard to have.
And I would struggle with these conversations, especially on the
radio when you're like limited with time, because I don't
think there's a right or wrong answer to these things, right,
It's just like a debate. And you know, because what
about everybody, like all the CEOs that do awful things

(42:54):
but you just don't know about it because they're not
they're not on Twitter or I'm not saying I'm saying
that Elon's doing bad things on Twitter. I'm just saying that, like,
you know, everybody wants to go off on him because
he at least voices at least you know where he's
at because he says what's on his mind. But what
about all these people that are firing are doing awful things.
I know, CEO with the one eye. I'm not gonna

(43:16):
say who Bob? Did I say Bob? There's a lot
of bombs in the world awful right that uh, And
I've heard awful stories about him, but he's not in
the public eye, so people just don't know about him.
So is he that different than you know, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
And also it was Choody Allan Woody Allan, Yeah, who
nailed that? Apologies to scrud Yeah, how did.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
I only wine ones day? And then I want to
call I saw Tony up in there. I was gonna
call him. See I don't know if they took his phone. Now,
oh stop it.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
He still got his computer, so rude.

Speaker 5 (43:53):
Go on.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
That was That was for the books. That was great Wednesdays.

Speaker 5 (44:01):
And it's just one Wednesday. She don't know nothing about
one except that it makes a field. Oh yeah, old
credentials day, he says, win a Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Follow information don't.

Speaker 5 (44:18):
Oh yeah, she don't even remember the one say since
she's been too white girl drunk?

Speaker 1 (44:29):
Anybody s America's got talented girl? Last night, God, can you.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
Go on a tanker? What else there you? We watch
like Mind of Dogs or I wanted to watch it.
We made a whole like my min I'm embarrassed.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
What's your one?

Speaker 3 (44:55):
I'm embarrassed. My nails are so bad that I don't
want to hold up the.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Let's see those nails.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
So I don't know. I gotta go get a fixed tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Let's see those nails.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
So uh, she's really not on these.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
We can't do that bad. Oh again, it's not an
auto zoom. Just to hold them where your faces. Jeez,
the weave all right, somebody screen grabbed them nails. Please
don't like nasty.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
By the way, this is a fabulous wine out of
Cupcake Valley, Cupcake Vineyards. Come on, help me out. Uh,
this is a peanutgreen you.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
I'm across the room and you're holding the bottle.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
So this actually this one? I always enjoy cupcakes. I'm
sure this is very like I don't know, sugary wine,
but I like it. It's cheap, it's always under ten bucks.
This is a brand new one from Cupcake Vineyards. They
always have great Peanutgregios, rose, all that good stuff. But
this one intrigued me. It was called Citrus Kissed, and
I was like, huh want a citrus kiss? Is it like,

(45:51):
you know, a kiss of a lemon, kiss of a lime?
I don't know, but we're about to try out. Apparently
it's really go to with fish tacos.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
This tacos? Where's it from?

Speaker 3 (45:59):
California?

Speaker 1 (46:00):
After they know about tacos? They know nothing about tacos,
and some Texas did have my attention, so it's.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Vibrant, has a fresh take on a timeless verdal. It's crisp,
refreshing wine, highlights of bright flavors, freshly squeeze citrus, and
mouth watering apple. You can serve it chilled, which I
put in the freezer for an hour, and now that
we've been on the show for forty five minutes, it's
kind of warm. It is served chilled, so connor with

(46:26):
tacos or your favorite potato chips. That's amazing. Wine and
potato chips. Hell yeah, all right, glass please, Okay.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
I was gonna say we forgot to bring up our
neighborhood beef of the week. Oh god, we started out
last week. Last one week, we got somebody remind me
at some point in the week, somebody tweet at me
or just let me know to just remind me. Well,
I was always beef happening.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
I got like a message that pomegranate died, and I'm like.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Well, your your coworker.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
Oh the tree that's in the yard.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Oh maybe that's a.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Pomegranate.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
And I'm like, pomegran.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
Dog. But I know if the dog's names.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
I like the good beef that happens here.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
The people are just I can easily pull up anyway.
So's joining us for this wine Wednesday, as we have
done Wednesdays for several years.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Cheers, cheers, everybody, Thank you so much for joining us.
Live shout out to the replay Gang Gang, Gang Gang.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
And if you're not drinking wine, you're drinking whatever you're
you know what is it called the mocktail?

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Mocktail cocktail?

Speaker 3 (47:30):
The one that I like, Yeah, with calm, like magnesium powder,
with a little bit cherry.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Did you get mad at me the other night? And
I'm like, because once she goes to bed, I make
her calm drink. And it's yeah, it's some hippie all
of a sudden, her entire life now, all of a sudden,
she needs magnesium whatever.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
Okay, down, I got a lot of issues.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Okay, so I was like extra big scoop tonight for you.
I can't help it. No, I can't help it.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Then, yes, see a skim it got my tart cherry
drink right here, good sleepy girl mark tail. That is right,
Chanel shout out.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
Yes, other people drink that.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
Yes, it is a thing I drink.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
I do this sleepy time tea. Yeah, but I don't
think it helps me sleep. I just you know, I'll
tell you what helps me sleep is the weed brownies?
But are the gummies? But I'm out now, I'm screwed out.
Oh god, I'm real done. Oh no, nobody, And I
don't know why I didn't think ahead an Oregon. It's
my problem. Should have thought. Okay, hey chat, Yeah, look
your boy.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
Up there we go always cheers, cheers everybody.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
I'll see if we can get ahold of Tony.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
You have his phone's not stolen?

Speaker 1 (48:36):
What if somebody answers me, yo, Tony's phone? What's up?
Oh this bitch? Oh Tony. Tony has the worst luck
when he's out here. Fuck on the plane, land in
fifty minutes fifty we'll talk next week. Buddy on the plane?

(48:57):
How are you listening to the show live?

Speaker 5 (48:59):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (48:59):
You must have that?

Speaker 3 (49:00):
What do you?

Speaker 1 (49:01):
How are you kind of Wi Fi do you have?
Why is it that I'm the only one that I'll
be on Wi Fi enabled planes?

Speaker 3 (49:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (49:07):
That's the WiFi is always out on and it's always
like the longest, like going to Hawaii, they'll be like,
oh wi Fi and you know you get on there
like sorry, our WiFi is not working I.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
Mean maybe because you're crossing the ocean for five hours,
so maybe should just sleep and take chill pill.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
Yeah, I'm not the one that says okay. So, by
the way, how is this one? You didn't even try it?

Speaker 5 (49:26):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (49:26):
No, I was okay.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
Yeah, so smells.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
Tony has the worst luck. Like in New Orleans he
got pussed. In Atlanta he got punts in the mouth. Uh.
And then what has happened in I don't know where
he is? Nothing in Houston.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
Speaking is like uh, he's like, oh, what's Tony doing?
Is he back home?

Speaker 2 (49:42):
Like?

Speaker 3 (49:42):
Yeah, because Tony and I talk on the rag bike
by ourselves in a private chat. No, I don't call Tony.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
I get on my Tony News from you. So like
you're the TMZ of Tony News. Tony MZ Portland to
LA to Sydney to Perth. Wait the f are you
going to? Oh? Are you doing the WWE thing? You did?
Do it?

Speaker 5 (50:03):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Good for you, buddy, I don't even know where Perth is.
Sounds exotic out yea sounds exotic? Still?

Speaker 3 (50:09):
Did I just really sound stupid right there?

Speaker 1 (50:11):
That would have been something.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
So it's in Australia. That's right, I'm smart.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Well, he did say Sydney, so that's uh, you know,
it's not that crazy of a gas. Yo, buddy, you're
looking didn't steal your passport son, You're luck you didn't
have that passport in the backpack. That would have been
some s dude.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
So he can't listen, right, he's just yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
I think he listened. Yeah, how much is he texting us?

Speaker 3 (50:31):
I mean he can still text. You can text, like
if you're on self.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Well, how did you know what we're talking about? If
he's just texting?

Speaker 3 (50:37):
Never mind, it's the niece sober Tony. Nobody punched me.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
Yeah in Atlanta, you got punchs right in the mouth
bro in the morning. Yeah, when that wasn't the guy
asking for like a dollar or something and you were like,
I was going to give you ten or I was
going to give you twenty or maybe it was like
I don't know, but you were like, I was gonna
give him twenty. But unlike your attitude, I give you
maybe it was five and one. Uh h, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
This isn't for me.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
By the way, he's out there doing the UFC. Yeah,
he's got the worst luck. Nothing and nothing in Houston
so far though, And I did see because when I
was in Portland, Tony kept saying, and it's something else
that I was struggling with. But he was like, why
I get it? What the dog? The dogs in the curtains.
Hang on, everybody, I'll remedy this.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
No, no eggs. Everyone wants to see Teddy.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
We're doing the show when see. Now I forgot what
I was. What was I talking about? Oh crap, I
forgot what I was. Oh no, Teddy just fell down
the stairs. I heard it. I really need to get
some Oh. I wonder if I can get the camera

(51:48):
audio from downstairs. I wonder if I get the video
from downstairs. Oh, that would be jacked up, though, huh.
I wonder if I get the video and play in
front of nise of that or knowing that I'm playing
the video from falling down the stairs, that would definitely
be jacked up. P K, don't do that. If you
can log in, what happened? You fell down on all

(52:09):
the way down, dad, he did, No, here we go,
here's the tears. Everybody. I knew that was happening.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
My god, p K, you said, what happened when you
ring the bell? He was scared, so he came.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
In on me.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
Yes, I am what you everyone heard. You are disgusting.
I can't believe that you hit the bell and you
scared him so much that you fell down the stairs.
Now my jaw hearts.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
Oh you canna blame you broke and drawing me to now.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
Oh my god, damn it. P K that was right.
Everyone leave a damn it. P K plays on our instant.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
I cannot believe it. You guys think it's it's my fault.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
It starts with Ane joining us too. Uh huh, So
I have to calm down.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Uh, you're you're so lucky. I was trying to pull
up the video.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
Stop it.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Does anybody know how to I don't want to go
back stop it. I don't know how to go back.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
Do not do that. He is like every single day
he gets a little worse, like, you know, his eyesight.
He's going in tomorrow, which I know what we you
know we we're supposed to do point counterpoint. Yeah, I'm
too mad at you right now. I can't even look
at you. I did with you? What did you do? You?
He was scared and came in here, and then you
hit the bong dong Gong and you made him leave. Yeah,

(53:30):
because and then he fell down the stairs because you
scared him.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Whoa that's been for the last three years. The way
that we get him out of the room is his
tap that he was blind. Now I didn't know he's
too blind. I was really gonna play for you the video,
but oh crap, hold on, yeah, I can't find it. Well,
you're really mad to screw me now now, definitely don't

(53:55):
know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
It's fine, it's fine. So apparently you had to call
Elia for some reason, you lot, buddy. You had to
figure out how to be a man for once.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
But that's a fact. When I need like some man
one on one advice, I do go to Ilia. I
think I told him that on the phone. But he's
what happened to me today. Almost died with Teddy. He
almost died too, ye, both of us.

Speaker 5 (54:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:20):
The final destination this house might be kind of haunted.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
There is haunted.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
There was something else like remember yesterday going on in
the fan and I'm like it started shaking.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
Yeah, yeah, I know. I think that was you being
I can't say the sea word.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
Crazy, Oh my, what sea word?

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Let's call the crazy one. Oh. She started yelling at me.
I'm up here working. She started yelling at me, there's
something in the walls. Calm down. I'm like, first of what,
she was like, I here are you up there banging around?
And I'm like, no, I'm on the computer. Well I
hear something in the walls and I'm like, okay, I'm
still working. Well are you gonna come down?

Speaker 2 (54:53):
Like?

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Well, last I checked, I'm not an X men. I
can't go through the wall. So what do you have
me to do? Bang on the wall, bang on the wall?
What are you gonna do? So anyway, I go down.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
There, I take everything back wak being the sweetest person,
not a thing in the wall. You're a sweet one
day and then you're sour and disgusting the rest of
the week. All right, how did Elia teach you how
to be a man?

Speaker 1 (55:12):
So today? Well this was before eleas so today I
was like the downstairs shower we just never used because
the people that built this place suck so bad that
they put the glass where you turn on the water.
So to turn the water on, you have to go
like around the glass. There's no way to avoid getting wet.
And you know who wants to turn the water on

(55:34):
and get sprayed right away. It's always gotta be freezing.
It's just it's awful placement. So we've never used it
if we've been here like what four years. So anyway,
I went down there and uh, there's like cracks sizeable
like inch like cracks around the shower and I'm like,
oh no, like we've got guests coming, like, uh, you
know that's definitely the water isn't gonna go in the drain,

(55:56):
It's gonna go through these cracks.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
So I'm like, being the handyman that I am, I
got the cock out. Uh and I actually had some downstairs,
but I only had like a hand small bottle of
cock right to fix the small holes because we've had
so many like Roche's and things coming into the house
so that I've always had to have one like on
stand by. If I see a whole boop, you know,
I fix it. So I'm like, here we go. So

(56:18):
I get in there and I'm because I'm not using
the pump because the smaller thing, Yeah, I'm just like
squeezing it and I'm filling it up and stuff and uh.
And I didn't realize it, but it had exploded out
the back and now there's like cock like everywhere on
my hands. I'm like, I don't want to waste it,
so I scoop it up and then I'm putting it
on the cracks and now because the hole in the

(56:40):
back is bigger, I'm just squeezing it out the back
onto my hands and putting it like where the where
the holes are? And you know, when I got done,
almost like.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
A spatula or something you can use, like are there
like they're they're like metal spatulism. Did you just make
it fine? Oh my god? So you're using your bare hands?
You got gloves on? Right?

Speaker 1 (57:02):
No gloves?

Speaker 3 (57:03):
An idiot?

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Okay, So like, let me just I got this. And
so I get downe and I'm like this looks good
because I was able to use my fingers, so it
looked like smooth. And I'm like, WHOA good job, PK.
So then I turn around. I get some paper towels
because now there's a huge mess even around where the
cracks are. So I start wiping it up. And as
I'm wiping it up, I noticed that my hands are

(57:25):
now very very sticky. I'm like, oh no, like I
gotta wasp my hands before the stuff drives. So as
I stand up, I also noticed that the odor. Oh
my god, it is so bad. I stand I kid
you not, there was like two seconds when I stood up.
And back in my fatur days, this happened all the time.

(57:47):
You stand up and you're like, oh, lightheaded. I stand
up and I was like, I do blacked out for
like two seconds, right, and I'm not grab the counter,
but then my hands are sticky. I'm like, I don't
want to grab the counter. We're like, oh, I gotta
get out of here. It's like so strong now. So
I've go to the door. I use my elbow to
turn the fan on. I didn't have the fan on either.
I didn't think that it was gonna smell.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
Got yourself high off this so hot?

Speaker 1 (58:08):
So then I go to the sink and I'm like, well,
all right, Well at least I made it to the sink. Like,
I gotta get the stuff off my hands before before
stuff get you know, goes bad for me. So I
turn it on and I'm like, ah, so I hit
the soap. I put a lot of soap on there,
and I'm like I do the birthday song, Happy Birthday
tell me have a birthday, tell.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
Me okay, good and I'm like oh.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
And I rinse it up. And when I rinse off
the soap, my hands are sticky again. So I'm like, oh,
I need better soap. So I go to the disswasher
show soap and now now I'm spraying my.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
Hands with don It's down power spray.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
Yeah, just sprayed the hell out of my hands. Right,
So I'm like birthday song again, Happy birthday, you tell
me happy birthday. And I get to the other the
birthday song and I'm like, oh, it feels it feels good, right,
it feels good. And then I go to rinse them off.
Sticky again, sticky. I can't get the stuff off.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
Still sticky, still sticky.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
So now why do I do? I'm like, Suri, where
are you?

Speaker 5 (59:02):
Like?

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Oh my God? Like I don't, am I gonna lose
my hands? And then I started thinking in my brain
all the things that I use my hands for. And
it's not just one hand. I'm gonna have nubs. I'm
not gonna have both hands. What must life be like?
I can't do any of this with nubs? So I
find Siri, right, and then I have to get paper
towels to pick up the phone, to hit the buck

(59:23):
because everything I'm touching is sticking. Now, everything is sticking
to me, even the paper towel rolls. I told the
ELI this earlier, and I was not exaggerating, you know, uh,
what's a Christmas vacation? That was me? Like everything I touched,
there's like stuff all over my hands. I'm like, ah,
so I turn on Chatgypt because everybody knows you can't
ask Siri anything. Nothing works on SIRIU. So I asked

(59:43):
CHETCHYPT and CHATCHYBT tells me olive oil, Uh huh maybe
some acetone acid.

Speaker 3 (59:49):
To oh my god, no, that's where it went.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
So then I'm like, everybody also knows that sometimes AI
isn't completely like sometimes it hallucinates. So I'm like, well,
I need to double check this because what if I
put something in my hands that causes a chemical reaction
Because I'm already thinking I'm gonna end up with nubs,
But what if me trying to clean this stuff is
what gives me nubs? So now I'm in an argument
with chat GPT because they won't turn the f off

(01:00:12):
and I can't touch my home screen because my hands
are sticky, and I've already touched the home screen once.
So I'm like, turn off, and it just stops talking.
But it doesn't turn off. So I'm like, hey, Siri,
open up, and then chat gypt would stop talking, so
I mean, you can look at my history. I started yelling,
I started threatening chat GPT, telling it you're off my phone.
You're effing off my phone. Oh my god, befit uninstalled.

(01:00:35):
Turn off? Turn off.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
So then I'm like, oh, they're much in the front
or in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
In the kitchen sake.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
Oh good, So there's definitely audio from all this.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Oh my god, there is. Have you been to the bathroom?
Go look at our shower.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
At our shower.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Yeah, just look at the shower, just a little peepsie,
and then just come right back in so we can
get your reaction. Come up, come back in. Not yet
wrong with you? So what that was the first home

(01:01:14):
repair project that I was gonna come back with.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
No stop pairing. Get someone, y'all. Okay, let's calm downthub. Now,
somebody please hire PK for a real job. I cannot
have him be a home repair man. This is awful.
There's orange home depot color tape all over the bathtub.
There was nothing wrong with the bathtub. There is like
trash everywhere. That's where I shower, that's my bathtub. Why

(01:01:39):
is there everywhere everywhere? It's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
So now, so I finally get Chatgypt off by just
touching the screen and then I open up whatever is
on the iPhone Safari or whatever is on the iPhone.
I open up, I go to the web and I
and I I put in because you know, Chatgypt said
oil and acetone, so I put those things into make
sure it doesn't have some weird reaction, right, And it
was like, yeah, you can do those things right. So

(01:02:05):
immediately I turn around and I grab we have this
oil bottle spray thing, so I get paper towels already
sticking to me. Now now it's hard to get the
paper towels off my hands. So I get that and
I douse my hand with olive oil, and you know,
I just go all the way around and I'm like, oh,
it's feeling good. Oh think f and God like, oh
my god, I was thinking about I had to go

(01:02:26):
to the minute clinic or whatever it's called urgent care.
So then I put soap. I'm like all right, let
me wash this stuff off. And it felt good. And
then I put the water and I wash the soaf off.
It's still sticky, just as sticky as before. It's doing
no good. Three more rounds of this, hands still sticky.
When I noticed that if I put my nail up
against my palm of my hand, there's the actual like

(01:02:47):
cook that's ending up on my actual fingernails, I'm like, ah,
so I just start scraping my hand. I'm like, oh,
I gotta go to the acetone. And I'm gonna tell
you something. Denise had me every once in a while
doing her nails, and my favorite part of doing her
nails clearly Look.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
Look you guys, look look at these nails. This is
what PK's done. He's ruined them. Look at all these
hay nails. They look disgusting.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
Favorite part of doing her nails is taking off the
other nail stuff that she has on because I get
to use acetone and I'm not I don't know. I
love the feeling of acetone on my skin because it's
so cold.

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
You're so creepy, and because of the smell is so
but that's high. No.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
I just love the feeling because it's it's cold, right,
But then I'm like, well, that's only like when it's
not supposed to be on my skin. Right now, everything
I'm touching is sticky, like I so I just pour
it on my skin. So now I'm just like acetoning
my skin and I go back to the phone. When
I realized that, it was like, I was like, oh

(01:03:48):
this is oh it feels good. Oh my god, it's
starting to not feel as good right now. Oh my god,
I think it's stinging. So I go back to the
phone and the phone actually said to put the acetone
on a towel. I'm like, ah, aper towels, And then
I had to like that for four other times and
then wash my hands. Oh I can curse now.

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
Oh but very sweet.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
And also in the process of doing all this, my
ring flies off and almost goes in the disc in
the the spinny disk washer thing what is it called it?
The garbage disposed it almost when I'm like, ah, so
I put up the ring, but then the rings all sticky,
and I'm like, oh, I'm glad that the ring hand
stickiness is now everywhere. It's now every fn where. Yeahs

(01:04:34):
right now, every single soap dispenser, the dawn, the olive oil.
There's sticky stuff on the counter. There's sticky stuff also
on your.

Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
On the it touches any of my stuff in my bathroom?

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
We are Oh yeah, I know, it's everywhere. What's the
thing that you make your shakes in?

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
The neutra bullet?

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
Mitray bullet? So much?

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
See I came back like to like when you pick
me up from work, I like, pique. I have to
tell you something. I was so ashamed, Like I lost
the container. I lost the cup that like you put
my smoothies in, and you just got everything all shot?

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
What do you mean it's gonna ruin the garbage disposal?
What's gonna ruin the garbage? The ring or just uh,
the ring didn't go in there. It got close to
him there. So then I just threw it in the
other sink because I was scared to touch it because
and then again it had a bunch of stuff on
that anyway, So.

Speaker 3 (01:05:20):
Is that clean? What is the house clean?

Speaker 5 (01:05:24):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
My debatable?

Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
Nok. You know how paranoid I get.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
What did I do touch something and it's sticky?

Speaker 6 (01:05:30):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
Stop?

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
You know how crazy I am? Especially we have guests
coming in and I already pre cleaned the house on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
It's still mean, it's just a little stick No, I.

Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
Don't nobody should be coming into the house and being
afraid that their feet are gonna get stuck forever on
the floor. Is because it's stift By.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
The time they get here, it's gonna dry, It's gonna
be fine. It's just like it's uh, you know, it
gives you traction, It gives you a little texture to
grab stuff with. No anyway, So then I finally get
all this stuff. My hands are still a little sticky,
but I finally got like manageable, and then I put
my the ring I didn't put on until like after
I picked you up, So like hours later, I'm like, Okay,

(01:06:03):
the ring isn't sticky because I don't want to stick
on forever in my hand. What if I swell or something.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:06:09):
Sounds really screwed up.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
So what was I going with this? Yeah, so use
gloves is what I was gonna say. Maybe a mask
if you're doing it in a closed space, or turn
the fan on. Oh and then Eliot calls like three
hours later. He was like, hey, man, you need me,
And I'm like, oh, jeez, little and I knew, you know,
I was afraid that I think what Elia would have. Well,
he told me to do w D forty, which I

(01:06:32):
should have. I was like, ah, I was on the
right track with doing olive oil w D forty, which
we had some. But but also like at the time,
I was thinking he was going to say to like
go get some cleaner or whatever, which I thought about,
but like I couldn't get in the car to get
anything because I'm telling you, I would have gotten in
the car with paper towels stuck to my hands so
the steering wheel wouldn't ge destroyed. And then I'm like, dude,

(01:06:53):
I put my hands in gloves now with the sticky
stuff in there, that's probably not good. Yeah, I just
right off almost lost my arms.

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
No, boy, this is the most insane story.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
I don't spend my day.

Speaker 3 (01:07:05):
Yeah, what what a day? I tell you what a day.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
I wish I could go back to. Uh, I wish
I could go back to my pool days. When was
this Sunday everybody was making fun of me. Day Sunday.
I'm looking at the sun. There's a giant sun spot
right now. I invite anybody with solar glasses to check
it out, and then the old ladies here at the
at the block and Denise. Everybody's making fun of me.

Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
Okay, I'm real cool, So sorry, I'm going back. So
this is what happened around like ten am this morning?

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
Uh yeah, no, it was after Yeah, it was ten am.

Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
Yeah, that's what I see you in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
Yeah, you'll see me in the kitchen. I was in
there for like a good I don't know, half hour hour.

Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
Oh my god, K.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
You can hear me visibly. Ooh, I don't know if
I want to listen to myself yells at because oh
oh no, that's gonna be the sequel to Uh this
is it? Or what was the movie?

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
It ends with us?

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
I think I was pretty abusive to chat GPT.

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
Did you ever it was on? It was on Friday
where you showed me the video of you just being
like destroyed by the court.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
Oh yeah, I didn't pull it for it, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
Self defeated. You've got a lot of issues with.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
Do you want to bring that up?

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
Are you sure you want to have a cameras around
the house. It's quite embarrassing for you, I wonder. Oh
good god, peka.

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
Well, the cameras sit outside, so I know, what the hell?

Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
What is wrong with you?

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
Hey? Were you out there on our patio.

Speaker 3 (01:08:26):
When right now?

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
No, I'm right here. Remember when you said some ships
going down?

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
Yes, what happened?

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
I don't know about some ship's going down or went down?

Speaker 5 (01:08:37):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
I think was there a dog attack.

Speaker 3 (01:08:40):
On our patio? I told you was that a record?

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
I don't want to put their business on there. You
remember earlier when I was like, we need some need
we need some dirt from the neighbors.

Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
Oh my god, it happened on our patio.

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
Poor girl fell down.

Speaker 3 (01:08:59):
Let we fell down on our stairs. They're all down
on the ground.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
Oh this is this? Let me I'm going back to me.

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
I want to see it right now.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
Okay, hold on, let me go back.

Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
I want to make sure no one's dead on our
patio right now.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
They're not. I'm looking that the live view shows the
patio is good. I wonder what happened here? Is that us?
You can hear us outside.

Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
Everyone's listening to us.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
We can't have this conversation very loud because obviously seeping
hair is next door. Is you are right? I should
start listening to you y'all remind me to start listening
to her more.

Speaker 3 (01:09:40):
Oh, no, I might need to make a call.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
You can't make a call till our show is over,
and you still got to do match too.

Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
Okay, do match too?

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
So you don't want to hear me yelling at GBT.

Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
No, I can't right now, I'm heartbroken.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
Well, I don't know, because the camera does. I don't
want to cop out. The camera does face outside, so
I don't know beause it wouldn't be motion used to
face the kitchen. I need to turn her back around ace,
can we see? I don't want to put their business
out there. You know, it's one thing like talking about
them because you don't know who we're talking about. But like, yeah, yeah,
I don't want to. I don't want to do that.

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
Okay, I'll even match too, all.

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
Right, match to everybody? Oh I got some good words,
you know what. I did my best to actually pick
decent words that I think you all can actually what
at least maybe one of you could win. Let's go
mash too, or will you do? Don't kick like this?
Or you'll be through match too? Match too?

Speaker 2 (01:10:35):
The nieces out hey sheep tick clapsu fa she's a queen.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
Of crazy ticks.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
We're so wellbing devastick, So bring your a game. Don't
match those words swings today.

Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
All right, your two words are she's a quean, crazy
ticks are so devastick. Game. Don't match those worst way today,
I'm the worst. I even cut off the song.

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