Full Show: A.I. Selena Gomez Has A Song For Denise...

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Welcome to our dysfunctional life. Deniseis here. Hello my name. Let's
get this going. We'll do alittle roll all coming up. We've got

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our instant voice notes. I gota few things up my sleep surprises here
and there, keeping some drinking,a little bit of wine Wednesdays on tap
fort tonight. What do you haveon your note? Not a week in
the life of pkn DK All ofthese things that for some reason I have
not shared it, and I onlywait till Wednesdays to actually share it.
I think some things that we doare pretty funny, like all of our

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videos. We had like a twentyfour hour, twenty four hour beach trip,
and like somehow that always like turnsaround to be hilarious for some reason.
Uh, just life in general.P k's piano, as he calls
it, you get actually pretty goodon the keyboard, not a piano keyboard.
Whah that on that? Oh youwant me to curse early on this
here show. It's only been onehundred and eight seconds. So yeah,

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it's that's like a grand that's agreat breaking piano. Where's the arch for
the I don't read it. That'swhy I got the boat speakers. I'm
not using the speaker the piano speakers. I've got the amp piano turn listener.
Turn this mother referra on it's ait's a oh in our neighbors,
there's no way that she doesn't hearme like just wailing on it. Because

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if that's why, that's why shehasn't said high or anything to us lately.
Oh, well, I don't know, doesn't appreciate good music. I
don't know your guy. Yesterday we'relike, hey, let's go, I
haven't seen you. Well, hewas riding a bike, though there was
an awkward that was did you guys? Ever, I don't know if you've
done this when you see somebody andthen you'll say something and then you're like,

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what did I just say that?For wrong place, wrong time?
Not really a foot in the mouth, just like you know, like he
was riding by us on his onhis bicycle. Yeah, and it's like
a racing street bike, and I'mlike, hey man, how are you
doing? Like he's gonna stop andanswer that question. I'm like, why
did I just ask him that he'snot stopping. He's already moving the body,
the bike, everything is in motion, Like what I should have just

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left it with high. I wastrying to do a little too much,
is what I'm saying. So,yeah, let's go over to the chat
going on in the chats drop inyour cities talking about smagging the chats for
real call I mean already up inthe chat. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
So they they were calling me outon the listen. I was only
nine minutes late today, so Ithink that that's a late. Wait,
what's the saying if you aren't Idon't know if they were saying time you're

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late? I think? Is isthat what that is? I will like
to say right at the top ofthe show that I think I'm just gonna
tell you what this noise is becauseI thought it was going to be a
lot easier than it ended up being, and I don't want to just drag
it on forever, but uh,I'll leave it until the end of this
show, and you can drop usyour instant voice notes online at pk DK
dot com real time. Your commentswill come right to our studio we play.

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There's no screeners here. Say whatyou want, we'll just put it
on. But this is what we'retrying to figure out. If you think
you know you brought me some missedin voice notes, we'll go to those,

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uh and if not, I'm justgonna end up telling you what it
is by the end of this one. Shout out to the replay Gang Gang
Gang Jane. Right, you don'treally get a chance to play along on
this one, because if we don'tget a winner, then we'll just tell
you that's all right, just thecurrency if you're right. But as you're
listening to the replay on this maybeon Apple iTunes or Spotify or whatever,

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as you listen to the replay,if you have a comment for anything,
because we are gonna have you saidpoint counterpoint coming on we do. We
have a live video point counterpoint thatI did mention last Wednesday. Okay,
and I've never been so wrong.Oh yeah, oh, I know what's
talking about? What I freaking almostYeah, But before we get into uh,

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let me just finish that. Soif you're listening to the replay and
you have that's you don't even knowwhat I was saying, and you have
a comment, then you have acomment. You can always drop those comments
because we love listening to them.You can do it at any time.
And I think by now you knowhow to. I'm just trying to slow
this down because he's given me ahard time. Yeah, because we we

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got a donation, and we saidwhenever we get a donation, we stop
what we're doing. You can't shutyour trap. So it's a pothole.
Yeah, that's where the pies goin my hole. It's a pothole usually.
Yeah, okay, anyway, soco. So this is a donation that
came in on our venmo at pknDK from Tommy Gurner. Oh. Tom,

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I am sorry that I can't bethere for the live for the next
few weeks as I'm attending my studygroup. That's important. Study groups are
important other than family and Oregon StateBaseball. You two are my favorite people
in the world. All love youguys, all heart. It's so nice
man, It's very important. Howis the studying going? Drop us some

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more, you know, well,obviously donations, but I was gonna say,
like some voice notes or whatever.Let us know hard because you're doing
the Python stuff. You know.I've been trying to dibble dabble in it,
you know, set up our ownserver here so we can just listen
to our music whenever we want.However, whenever the power goes out,
the computer just crashes and then ittakes me like three four days turn it
back on. God. Yeah,so anytime she actually tries to play the

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music that we have, which isa lot of the mixes from uh Baby
Drew DJ Baby Drew, it's itnever works. It's on now though,
Oh perfect, good for a throwbackThursday. Less power goes out Plex and
I hear that you can get freeTV shows and movies Plex. We need
that freaks something we got anything rightnow. I try to log on it
Netflix. No, I can't.I try to log on it. What.

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I never freaking watch Netflix until somethinglike when I'm like, oh,
there's nothing that I'm gonna watch rightnow, so why why pay for it?
Until something pops up so I don'tpay for a month, and the
stupid brainy thing happened, I'm like, shit, I know that's what like
our friend Silly Jilly, She's like, you have to watch this. She's
like doing all these clothes and I'mlike, what are you talking about?
I'm singing on Instagram. Yeah,yeah, you should just pay me something

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twenty mil instead. And I tellyou I deflated the gate or whatever it
was. Yeah, balls whatever.Anyway, back to the roll call.
Yeah, there's no peopball must beour shout out. I see Johnny checking
in from San Jose. Leslie Andreware checking in from Lawrenceville. Who Lawrenceville.
There we go. We got Gilmore, Georgia, Georgia. What did

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I have a brain fart? Idon't know. Okay, Yeah, I
gotta say something about Atlanta coming upin Yeah, a little bit music Midtown
canceled. Yeah for this air Adam? Is it the gun thing or why?
I have no idea? Well,and we'll talk about it as Gilmore
in h Town. We got CarolFIREBALLA we need fireball. I don't have

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any fireball. No, we gotRodrigo in Porterville. Blind educator checking in
from freds now than no area aLeiroy Portland been out tonight, so you
might be getting an ivan. Verynice okay, Roy Day off the out
of tech Nerd and Porterville. Wegot a couple of guesses for what's that

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noise going on here? But yousaid only through Yeah, you know what,
I'll take them and go for itone more time, only because I
would like to get this wrapped up. Go ahead, Johnny. Is it
an airplane luggage store? Ooh,that is solid, guest, that's what

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else Dario haven't seen, Dario,that do house. We got the Magonzo
in Conroe, Milwaukee. I efrom where I'm from. Bootleg seventy three,
you're old joining us in passa getdown. Yeah, and Austin currently
from Anita for my daughter's graduation fromUT. Congrats Anita, congrats. We

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got to keep that on the downlow because if Elia hears about that,
well, you're not a big fanof the UT. He came after us
because our door is orange. Apparentlyit's a wrong color orange. With that
different orange, there's some serious likehate between the different school I guess so,
but still congratulations, Like yeah,oh, speaking of that evening,
sir, I just saw Iliopop inthe chat. I see Bradley Hall with

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a comment the one hundred degree D'shave one hundred degree days have started.
Oh my god, I walked outtoday. It is like steamy, and
I'm like, oh, what happened? Like when you walk out at seven
am and your glasses are steamed up. Scott makes your skin so nice?
You know what I'm saying? Thattime? You look so good. I
don't know if it's rice. Ithink we should talk about I got a

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lot of like, do you startedbuying some hippie I don't know. I'm
guessing because your hippie friends. Yougotta be Oh god, this has plastic.
This was made in the lumineum sohippie deodorant, which does alright in
the winter months, but is nomatch for the East Houston. We're not
even at summer yet. I don'tsee it's stinking. So that's on you
because you're a man and you're usingmighty odorance. It's the stupid woman with

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the ball with the rolling ball thatis for women. Yeah, what did
you get? Because it came ina double pack for me and you stole
one. Oh so maybe by yourown ship, bitch. Okay, keeping
it moving, say sad Hi,guys from cyberstixes, there any kids watching
the show we got Cody Wilsonville,Josh Long. I haven't seen you in
a while. Cody and Josh.All these people coming in wong up here

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in Pee Town, h Wilsonville Again, that's Cody. Tom. He actually
has checking in for a few minutes, had the pod podcast up, so
donation and you still checked in,sir. That's what I'm talking speaking of
Tom. What's that noise? Guess? Is it an air conditioner blowing the
window blind? That's uh, alsoincorrect, but great, guess. I

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feel like Costco boy in Vancouver startedgot so much uh what you said?
DK? Hey, Hey, Iwas thinking about applying for cause Tony keeps
saying you you should get a jobbest By, get a job best Bite.
I'm like, I don't want towork at best BOYD worked there and
I hated it, not even forthat. It's like working in radio.
It's it's going out. It's nota thing anymore. It's it's dying.

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Nobody goes to best Buy, theygo to Amazon. However, Actually,
if I'm gonna do something like that, Costco is what I was thinking.
So I wanted to ask Costco boy, how would you review working at Costco?
There's certain people that still I needyou to pump the brakes a little
bit. Uncle Jerry just was atbest Buy. That's because Uncle Jerry does
he even know about Amazon. Thisis the guy that doesn't know how to

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hang up a phone. No,I love you Jerry to death. You're
calling Jerry. You're the reason thebest Buy still exists. He because about
the old people are going to youknow, lost all of his emails from
his iPad and even the geek squadcouldn't figure it out. Well, that's
why he comes to me. Okay, maybe Uncle Jerry stop, sir,
you just got to buy PK aplane ticket and there for you. We

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have zero dollars in PK's account forflight. Whoa, whoa, I got
forty eight dollars getting for you.Do you have something else? Yeah?
Is it a booze cruise boat motor? No, that's awesome, now that's
I don't like that buzzer. Ilike, yeah, that's also incorrect.

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And you can send those in uhjust like you have been, or drop
me your instant voice notes. Whatdo you have a stupid grinn? I
have one more shout out to givein it to Honeybee Houston to hang out
Friday. What happened to that?No, so we know we're hanging out
two Fridays on the twenty fourth,And I want to give Honeybe an opportunity
to either today's show or next week'sshow to come on and talk about Honeybee

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started a small business. And youknow how we love supporting small businesses on
this here podcast. So most westill had to Ryan would do a commercial.
I mean we could probably get Imean we can call an ask at
some point, but what's her business? I want her to talk about it?
Okay, I know, like Iknow a little bit, but I
want her to be able to givethe specifics about like ivy hydration, botox

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killer, what botox? Right?Fix my forehead? Is my forehead having
issues all of a sudden. Ineed to figure out how to rephrase this.
Wow, how I fixed that neckfat? That wine is coming on
your boil? We haven't even donethat one yet. Yeah, you want
to do it now? Yes?Lea, all right, mister Nise's whine

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Windsday. You don't know nothing aboutwine except that it'll make her feel good.
Mama Denise's Wow Windsday. But followinginformation going be point you don't even
remember the wine tastings she's been too. Why Jerry's emails? Was that a

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racing thing that happened? Oh?Why what did he call them? Be
like, hey, this happened.I could probably walk him through it maybe
time. Every once in a while. My emails are still in the computer.
Not that anybody sends me emails,but I still have what ship emails
that I get. So I don'tyou know what I mean? All right?
I honestly know nothing about this winebecause p K picked it. Oh

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yeah, because it was five ninetynine. You know it. I know
it. I know it. Isent a I sent a picture to like
my coworkers and no offense said Iwas calling you out, but I said,
yeah, I said, yikes,PK needs help picking out wine.
Uh one of my co workers.It looks very sugary, ha ha ha
ha, And I said he saidit was the cheapest he could find.

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Hashtag fail. Well that was itso far. Tell me about this twelve
time top one hundred winery of theyear being sorry, you just made ship
at him? You just you justthrew me off. Why typically your stories
go on for freaking ever and trycould be better? And yeah, you
got right to the point, andI was just like, WHOA, if

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you would have done that would stillbe on the right you. I was
not fired, by the way.It was reduction in force because they decided
to go with someone who is lessexpensive and less you know, and entertaining.
I mean you said that, notme, right, That's why we
were five ninety nine and ask foryour donations. For five ninety nine,

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you can get us a bottle ofwine. And this is a Bearringer Bearinger.
Here's the deal. We were atthe UH. We went to Galveston
so she could unwind. We wentto hang out at the UH what did
Charles call him? The ship beach? Right? I don't know, mud
beach, I don't know what hedidn't dirty ass water, dirty ass water,
that's right. Yeah. So Ihung out there because up there we

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went to the crowger who was outsidewatching, uh you know, Kujo eat
Teddy. I went inside and uh, you know, she's not around.
I'm always going for the cheapest winebecause it doesn't matter to me, like
I'm not ever sipping the wine andwho we'll get the hints of grape and
chocolate and through grass now chugging winebasically, you know, so it's either
you are for the box or yougo for the bottom of the shelf,

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you know. And they had avery nice selection of five dollars and ninety
nine bottles of wine at the Krogers. Was very very surprised. I didn't
want to gamble with just getting onetype. It was just called penal grisio
or anyone just get one bottle becauseif it's something, we'd have six bottles
of that. So I got likeall the five dollars ninety nine bottles,
one of each, and this isone, this is one, so so

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she drank the other five. Imean, I do want to say that
that is the point of Wine Wednesdaythat I brought ten years ago when we
started this, you know, tofind like the best wine under ten dollars
price points. So here we arenot what is it endorsed? If anybody
confused, and I thought that thatwas an endorsement, then my skill So

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wow, I think surprised. Thankyou for joining us. I love you
guys so much, love you honey. All right, let me plug my
nose. Well. I love youguys. And if you have a p
k DK plus or you drop adonation thank you so much. As we
sip this and I'm about to wejust got the instant voice, no instant
voice, no, no, yeah, what's wrong with me? I can't

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talk? Earlier today from Leslie andAndrew. Hey, guys, it's Leslie
and Andrew aka may Easy. Ourguests for the noise would be the conveyor
belt at an airport. Since y'alltravel so much. Tell right, Oh,
I wish, I wish I could. That is good. Oh,

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you're on the kind of on the'sthat on the right truck? I mean,
it did happen when we were onGawaii when we traveled, but it's
not specific to Gawaii, and andI've had some other hands, so I'll
just uh yeah, we'll leave itat that. This is not bad.
What'd you think of this? Actuallyit's good. Yeah, so you don't
want to smart talking and then it'snot that bad? Right about that?

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Pretty decent. I'm curious about isthis the point on our point that I
think it is with me and awhite shirt PK and DKs point? Counter
boy, Did you send me avideo on this or you want to just
talk about it? No? No, I said, you have a full
video because this happened after so like, this is what happens after the show,
Like, we still can't stop talkingabout being on the show. So

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here's what happened, like ten minutesafter we ended. This should have been
our point, counterpoint, This isinsane. You're a cycle path. This
is the PK and DK show.After cycle path show, she says that
people don't use fitted sheets anymore.Yeah, you might not use the flat
sheet everyone, but you're a cyclepathand I'm not using a fitted sheet that
stays on your mattress. Are yourolling around on a mattress? Everyone uses

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flat sheets now, like nobody,Like if I just had two flat sheets,
then that would totally be fine.I would move. You're sleeping,
You might as well just sleep onthe mattress. Psychopaths only psychopaths don't use
fitted sheets. Yeah, took inthe flat. Do you use fitted and
flat or do you use flat andflat? That's the dumbest striking. Yeah,

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I have never in my life?Are you just trying to clicks?
What's happening about anything? So here'shere's the confusion. The confusion I was
and then it just like it provedto me. Okay, everyone comments,
I know they use flats at hotels, correct, Kevin Son, But no,

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he's not having my back. Butthat is the reason why I said
it fitted no question. Yeah,correct. The reason why I said that,
huh, it was a hotel thingbecause I was gifted a set of
sheets and it came with a flatsheet and a duvet cover, but there
was no actual fitted sheet. Andthen I had another coworker that came up
to me and was like, didyou have a fitted sheet? You know,

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as a gift? He said thatwas a nice build up, right,

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come on? Oh my god,I thought that was like I'm being
clowned on. Like everyone, Isound like a clown, Like you know
that clown was on a tight ropeabout to be like can I make it
all the way over? Are wegonna fall off? Actually, I'm sorry
I played the wrong one. Imeant to play the one about her,

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like really long stories, and thatwould be this one. You always talk
and story and your stories gone onlike an endless song. I tried to
escape. I can't prey free.Oh my god, Okay, you got

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a lot of time on your hands. What now? Some of y'all would
probably are like, wow, thatstuff is so fire. I wish I
had a full saw. I gotyou. I have a full song,
A couple of choices. Denise,here we go again. Your stories never
stopped. They just swarming. It'slike never end the loop, round round,

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but us two can't help us stickaround. Good damn Denise, you
coming up with your tails and neverget overlook from the morn into the night.
You can't foo talking, but Ican't help listen. I can't stop

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fucking little idiom for you. Iknow you like a little change, Denise.
I'm losting you re story. It'slike the twists and can you show

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virals? Is that what make you? That's how I'm embarrassed. There you
go, there you go. Itdoes sound like Selena? Is this like,
did you put an AI? Soundslike no, but I did put

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a I look like Selena. Ohm, because you can also make images.
That was a bad joke. I'mstarting to feel like I'm embarrassed.
Yeah, I'm embarrassed for me asembarrassed is like, oh my god,
I talk. Okay, So weposted Did you post the bunny juice clip

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yet? No? I haven't.No, I'll post that tomorrow. Why
Okay? Because I share that withmy he's got something to say, but
stories dragged on and never fade away. I try to listen, but my
patience is wearing things. I don'tknow if the story will ever reach its

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Dama, Denise, You words keepon froing, but the plot is like
a river that keeps on. SoI'm traveling in the details can find my
way out. I just want toscream and live my frustration shot wait for
the drops? Can you please wrapit up enough? I'm on enough,

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your stories on and they never seemto sease. I'm bet you, Denise,
just give me something all right tolike? Damn it, desease give
me some peace, walk on sometrap versions for next week, maybe some

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folk? Yeah, can I havesomebody across the board? It all just
suggest what you want? I gotyou, Booty drop, Booty drop those
for my Friday makes sense? Damnit? You see, just drop.
I don't even know what were wetalking about? Was all the fitted sheets
point counterpoint? That ridiculous? Apparentlyit was the way wrong. So they

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actually use flat sheets not fitted inthe hotel. And I'm wondering if it's
because like you can just order aton of like flat sheets, like I
don't I don't know the reason why, but in my head, I'm like,
every hotel or is just just likeyour bootique sex hotel, this sex
hotel, the bunny, the bunny. Oh my god, that's what I
was gonna bring it. But that'swhy I think it was just like a

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hotel, because like I am weirdand because I feel guilty for some reason,
like when I stay at hotels,like I always stripped the beds and
put all the sheets in the ball. It's weird. I notice that you
did that. I didn't know why. Because it's easier for it's easier for
the housekeepers when they come in tojust like take the ball of sheets and
put it and then put in thelaundry and what that's like she's carrying them

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you because I never thought to dothat. Yeah, just because I have
never worked in the hotel business.I just really well, I really like
respect, like they put in lotsof yeah, lots and lots of hard
hours and deal with a lot ofcrazy stuff. So so but because of
that, like the I don't know, last two properties we stayed at,
like I always do that and it'salways been too fitted. And then I
was wondering, like maybe it's notfitted. Pleez Louise. Next week we're

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gonna do a song about our pottymouth. What do you say? God,
I got to scare yourself with themicrophone. So what happened cappuccino at
three o'clock? Okay? Oh wow, oh a little wired. I think
we can tell. I think that'sbeen established. Uh make a damn it.

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Denise Polka from Tom I got you. We can we can make that
sure is Catsy from Leslie. I'mwith p K Selena Uh hard eyes,
yeah, Dongie, I do thesame. Also put all my towels,
saying yeah, I put all thetowels like in the corner, like in
the bathroom, or just I puteverything in one giant just make it easier
because it's like not an easy jobto do, like flip seventeen plus rooms.

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It's hard. It's hard work,okay, just trying to see where
the breath came in because sometimes likeyou know, about to go about to
go to another song, checking inreal quick, what was I gonna say?
Oh so, uh so we wentout to Galveston to try to get
you a little bit of a break, just because I knew you was such
a such an insane week and uhso we drive out there. What you

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got donation? Oh, what's upthing? Where's my paddle? Here we
go. Maybe that's why the neighborisn't talking to her? Would be that
maybe maybe not, but you knowwhatever, you had one more time for
Dana da checking on in saying signingon now, Hey, fam Hey Hannah,

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Hi, your friend was laughing withthe songs. I think she wants
as a few of them. Igotcha, I got you. I'm was
I gonna say. So we wentto this. So we went to Galveston
and it's it's really weird because likewhen we lived in Atlanta, you could
rent like a cabin and I feltlike that was a lot cheap. You

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could find like great deals on cabins, right, and it wasn't like miniature
cabins. It was like a normalsized cabin, you know, and we'd
only use one out of the threerooms or what have you. But in
Galvus, no, because I'm sayingthat, like there there would be cheaper
deals that you could find, whichwould make sense if it's just the two
of you to go on vacation fora weekend, just to get away in
Galveston here in Houston so fricking hardbecause every single house up and down the

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I mean like I was looking outin the middle of nowhere to where it
would have been like a five hourdrive and there's still like a thousand bucks
for or like twelve hundred bucks justfor two nights. It just becomes so
difficult. So we started looking atsome some of the hotels, and it
sucks because that kind of takes youaway from the all around escape little vacation

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from your everyday life, like whenyou're in a hotel. Yeah, it's
still on escape, but it's notthe same. I mean I I did
enjoy it because like if I likeI after last week's episode Pitch in the
entire time, No, I actuallylike it's weird for me, Like when
I have an off day or whenI don't work. You know, I'm
not scheduled to work and I'm athome. Obviously there's things to do at

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home, but I physically cannot likeshut my mind off. So if I'm
at home, I'm doing tours,laundry, dishes, cleaning, organizing.
I don't know, pat well whatever, of course it does. But like,
but I honestly needed to physically getaway and just like for twenty four
hours, just like decompress and belike what the hell and just kind of

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calm down, like come back tomy normal self. But I couldn't do
that here. And I know thatsounds crazy, but I'm like, even
if I was able to go justto like, you know, the beach
for like a few hours, justto just see the waves and just take
a moment to meditate, we finda hotel. So we pull up to
this hotel and I guess our computerswere down, so uh, you know,
a big long line in the inthe lobby. And of course Denise

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is like, well, you canstill check us out because you have rivals
lifts that came in after the theover to their computer that came in last
night. We're at midnight and lookover from corporate right like I know,
I'm in the hotel business three o'clockand I was like, oh, just
you're you're working over night. Okay, so how is your three o'clock report
to those break, Yeah, saysthat how's your three clock reports? I
would immediately hate her if I wasthe front desk person at this hotel.

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I don't want to drop them andwould we stay. It was not a
highott property because there's no heights downthere, so it was a competitor.
But all of a sudden, youcan't mention it, say Hilton, Can
you say Hilton? It was Didyou just say the word It wasn't h
Can you just say the word Itwasn't Hilton. Oh okay, I can't
believe you said it. Fire itwas not. We stay sure Marriott,

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I didn't say that. Who cares? Are they sponsoring the show? Okay?
Then what the aff? So westayed at this? Uh, it
wasn't just a Maria. It wasas sweets. It was like an inn
and sweets type thing. So itwas like I had a little kitchenette,
a dishwasher, and a fridge.So she goes up into schooling the guy
on his job, which immediately youknow, but she does get us check

(30:19):
in. Yeah. I like theroom. It's you know, again,
it's not as nice as obviously theywere also like nice. They were like
renovating. That was that was theissue that I had. Like they did
say that they were renovating, butlike there was we were missing things like
in the room and they still chargelike full price even though they set.
I'm like, you should have discountedit. There's not like a chair and
like the couch that are supposed tobe in there. But and then they

(30:41):
had like the sign and like thesign the paper placed everywhere about, so
it was under construction. I thoughtit was nice. Plus I got to
steal a bunch of stuff because itwas one of those hotels that gives you
a bunch of things in the kitchen, like little scrub daddies or scrub mummies.
I don't know what they're called,but it was in the packets and
I was like, oh, wedidn't use that. That shit's going on
bag. So it's like you know, all the washing. Yeah, and

(31:02):
then the little pockets of olive oilthat comes in and I'm like, oh
shit, take those for you know. So I liked the place. I
thought it was nice. Plus theyhad free lemonade and cookies in the lobby.
So I showed up. I lovedme some limited. I showed up
with uh uh Stanley almost said getty. A Stanley guy started staring at me
like he's not going to I say, yes he is. Let's see if
he has the stones to say somethingright in front of him. Just and

(31:26):
it was weird because the stanley wasso big and the jug was kind of
big, but it didn't give meenough like room to put the stanley underneath
it, because it was one ofthose glass jugs. Yeah, I had
to lean it back, put thestanley and kind of like up. And
then I'm filling it up, andthe guy staring at me, and I'm
staring back at him, like,what's up. You gotta say something,
you gotta say something. Didn't sayanything. So I filled that bitch up,

(31:47):
drake. It went back underneath,felt some more and then left.
You did. Yeah? Yeah,Oh, I took two cookies too.
It was great. I liked it. I thought it was nice. Do
you guys have cookies at your hotelor just those sex toys that you've brought
home? She brought home an egg. I don't put things there, that's
not no. No. Until Isaw the video today, I'll bring it

(32:09):
up. It's on Amazon, Iknow, but I think it's a little
X rated the video. It's onAmazon. Okay, Well, so let's
just look for a guy. Whatis it called? Ah? I don't
know. Well, just so ifanybody's interested in looking it up, because
like she brought home. She waslike, oh, we got we got

(32:29):
gifts from the hotel. Remember,yes, last week I said, I
just get what shut up? Ohyou don't want to talk about that.
You guys have those things at thehotel? You or Okay, Well,
like I said last week, Ijust get the ship stuff like the caviar

(32:49):
never comes home. That's expensive.What she never brings expensive wine bottles home.
What she brings home is an eggthat I think I'm supposed to stick
up my butt and I'm like,that's not going up my back. I
don't want things up. But butthen today we saw the video and you
do other things with it. Okay, exactly, So we're not going this
is X rated. We're going tomove on from this conversation. Yes,
I'm just saying, let's just like, you know, we'll see. I'm

(33:10):
curious. Stick with us, becausenext week you got to be curious,
just like I am. What willshe bring home? Dina has a birthday
today, so celebration. Yea,how the hell it isn't very long?
And now we interrupt this regular scheduledprogram for another birthday. Shout out close.

(33:34):
We're not having done it in liketwo years. That's not bad.
It's right, all right, it'snot bad. Happy birthday. I know
you went out with some ladies.What does it say I'm older than PK
again? Forty seven here? Ohyeah, oh oh oh what ten years?
Yeah? Yeah? Uh huh.One heck of a storm in North
Carolina today. Oh, Pika isall about that storm. I really want

(33:57):
to go storm takes. But youknow, we're just in finite a situation
to why I don't want to gethail, Like if I dent the car
with hail, I'll never hear theend of it. So that's what's really
kind of like putting the brakes onthat. But I think I'm pretty sure
I could do a pretty good job. I could like roll up on a
tornado, film it back back up. Yeah, I'm thinking I really want

(34:19):
to do that. So I don'tknow. Maybe there's a close one.
Do I have your permission to stormChase live now on our channel? Not
in our one and only car?No? What about what can you rent
a car and get Like, isn'tthere some kind of renters insurance policy?
That's a that's a pretty good idea. That's not bad. Are you gonna

(34:42):
pour me some more wine or Areyou just gonna keep it over? You
didn't ask for it? Do youwanna do a sounder break? Yeah?
There you go grab this. Letme see if I have a sound or
break here. I mean, Iguess I can just go back to your
stories. Never stop, they justwoman. It's like never enough, round

(35:07):
around. But I still can't helpus stick around. Darn niece, you
coming up with your tails and neverget over. Look that makes sense.
They should have just told me theydon't want to talk about that. Oh
my well, I mean, likeit's cool. We can move on from

(35:29):
that. Did you like the firstor the second one? I'm mad?
I don't know why are you mad? Because I can't tell you anything in
confidence. Ever, I'll tell youwhy you should be mad. And this
one's on me. You know I'mmad enough to be able to claim yeah,
right, mad enough my ass?What does that mean? No?

(35:49):
No, no, okay, Ihave a lot to say, but I'm
trying to remain calm. I'm prettysure I had an intervention on Sunday with
yourself. What happened? Now?What? Three of my girlfriends and I
we all went to a workout class, and then we went to lunch,

(36:10):
and then we all had serious conversationswhere a lot of it was like,
what the hell, Denise, whatthe hell you look stressed? You look
bad, blah blah blah, AndI did. I looked puffy, sad.
I was really like worn out,And so it meant a lot that
people, you know, took thetime out of their day to sit me
down and be like, what thef like, let's make sure that we
know that you know that you aremore important than anything else that's going on

(36:34):
causing you stress, and just likeit, you know, it just meant
a lot. That's all. That'sall I want to say, you're about
to cry. No, I'm notgonna cry again. And she pulls up
from this first. You know,whenever she goes out and it's like a
girl's brunch, I expect that,oh god, she's gonna come home at
two o'clock and be trassed for notcould not be any further away from like
the truth. So she shows uponce she's not trassed, which is kind

(36:57):
of weird to begin with, andtwo she's like almost tearing up and I'm
like what happened? And then threeI fell asleep in ten minutes, Like
yeah, I had to take along nap. After that, you got
to take your Oh you didn't remindme to take that this time? Take
what is it called loop of proWhat isn't the hell isn't. I'm not
sharing, but thanks wine. Whatdid they tell you? What was the

(37:22):
advice that you got from the ladies? It just has been like a really
emotional, crazy stressful time and justlike I don't want to go into more
details, just I want everybody elseto know that, like life is too
short to be like stressed out andalways you know, putting others before yourself,

(37:45):
Like you can't give yourself what theaf you aren't at one hundred percent.
That is something that I have saidin the past, and like you
know, it was something that waslike just brought to my attention, Like
you know, sometimes you have tojust be like right out, you know,
this is for for men and womenwhatever. Men, you know,
you want to do it in private, that's fine. Ladies in private,

(38:06):
that's fine too. If you wantto talk about it, great, But
like to have like a really goodsupport system to be like we can see
literally on your face and like youremotions that something is going on and we
are here for you. How canwe help and as like, oh,
just you know checking in has beenwonderful having me, you know, schedule
workouts to like be with you guysand like actually getting out, getting out

(38:27):
you know, work on time.Like you know, there's work life balance.
Sure, like right now it's toughbecause it's like you know, all
new things, but just like alwayslooking out. That's all. This is
the ship. I tell you daily, how you daily, how you communicate
this a little lot in my OhI'll put a dress on and go to
brun That is not it? Yeah, that's it. That tell me.

(38:50):
I tell you nothing. You comehome crying? Uh? I mean,
Pike, you have been I havesome beef with these ladies. Who tells
somebody that doesn't look good? That'slike lady talk one on one. I
even know not to do that.You got a puffy face? You don't
call them out on it? Wellyou look right? They didn't. But
I looked in the mirror and Iwas like, this isn't this isn't me
what the hell is going on?But Pique, you did notice like I've

(39:12):
been getting like you know, allthese like stress spots like these like everywhere.
You've been doing a great job aboutputting like you know, well that
and yelling at you for not callingthe dermatologist. I'm like, tomorrow's list,
Yeah, if you get yes,sriasis, I'm not supposed to say
that either. It's fine. Youcould see it's on like my face,
it's yeah, but like you don'tsee the dermatala And I'm like, what
the f are we working? Andyou have you're working, and you have

(39:36):
insurance and stuff for if you're notgoing to use that and if that's if
that's something that's flaring up or whatever, you got to take care of yourself.
So like I'll yell at her.I'm like, hey, I haven't
put the stuff on your back.Yeah, I know, I know.
It's just it's yeah, you know, I want to always take care of
others first, and what's everybody else'sneeds? Like I put myself on the
back burner, and then it's justokay to remind yourself into everyone that's listening

(39:58):
or watching life, like, definitelyyou are important and you just need to
remember that you can't give yourself whenyou are not one hundred percent, when
your pot is not full, it'snot okay. Tony Robbinson speaking of things
not full, I got something that'snot full the gas tank. Nice y'all

(40:19):
know my track record with a gastank. Well, I've never had this
happen before, because I went fromlike twenty miles to like just dot dot
dot, And I'm like, yo, what the f man? Even the
Honda, like her old Honda hadlike a countdown? What about your old
cars? I don't remember because it'sbeen so long. Mild cars are on
my feet. But anyway, Ihad this happen the other day. She

(40:43):
was not happy. Let's go tothe video. K it's so low,
it doesn't even say how many miles, Oh god, away from twenty one
miles to dot dot dot. SoI'm sending your donations now. Yeah,
Jesus, you know what the problemwas. Let me let me tell you

(41:06):
what the problem was. So theday before I went to get gas because
it was a log on e right, and then I pull up to this
gas station and there's this sketch lookingdude smoking at the f and pump and
I'm so low that I had toactually risk just being on fire, like
this moron blowing up this gas stationand me dying. That's how low I

(41:28):
was, Like, I couldn't goacross the street low right, and then
so I start doing the whole process, and then I noticed that not only
am I next to this like gangsterlooking dude smoking at the pump because he's
a fricking moron, but then alsoI'm at the most expensive gas station in
Houston, and I don't know what'sone of those things irritating even more so,
I only ended up getting like fivedollars with the gas and got the

(41:51):
f out of Dodds, just justto make the point, because it was
like three point fifty five or something, and like the gas, every other
gas station, Agonians and everyone likeI know gas is still like, oh
that's we're living in fucking Oregon,my whole fam. Oh well we're living
in Oregon. Oh my god.I like Oregon, don't get me wrong,
but you know, guests is goingto be expensive there in California.

(42:12):
I don't expect it to be expensivehere. When down the streets at three
dollars and twenty cents, it waslike over three hit. I really wanted
to go in there. Well Iwouldn't. It's not the guy who's working
at you know, the cash.Okay, I guess that makes me feel
better because I wanted to be goingin there and be like, what are
you thinking? How does it makethe prices? He's just like, pay
me your leave. Do they getenough customers that obviously they do to keep

(42:34):
having that price? Shot, Ibet it's it's people like you that are
low and they're like, fine,I'll give five ten dollars. But I
wanted to do the bare minimum corporatecards because it's super convenient and it's corporate.
Oh my god, it is nextto a Lexus dealer there you go,
or a Porshell or something whatever,which is the weirdest location for it's
a luxury brand dealership, I likefifty nine or something. I'm like,

(42:55):
and they just a weird spot tohave, like that nice of a dealership
right there. But that makes sense. But I also wanted to talk shit
to the like gangster looking dude.But then I'm like, well he obviously
doesn't. You know. Yeah,I'm gonna get shot, so off,
just shut my mouth and keep itmoment. So anyway, and fast forward
to the next day, and thenthat's why your boy is here with dot

(43:19):
dot. Yeah. I never seenthat. God, no, yeah,
Jesus, is it true? Idon't know. If the chat knows.
Is it true that like it messesup your engine when you get that mo?
Or is that just I don't know. Maybe somebody knows cars a little
better than I do. Send mean instant voice note or drop us an
email PK at pkdk dot com Helloat pkn dk dot com. Currently works

(43:40):
until I shut it off. Ithink that's like next month, or it
turns off. I am not shuttinganything off, just expires. But yeah,
send that in. You sent mea couple other videos. Which one
you want to get to? Yeah? So, oh god there, I've
got a beat one and I haveone that looks like the couchs. Oh
what is this one? Let's gowith this one. What's happening here?
Let's start it? Oh? Thisis Yuli? Wait? What did I

(44:05):
say? Hi? On Hi?Like I'm talking to pik a high PK.
What's going on? Clearly you knowthat I'm filming you? Well?
I do? Yeah? How doyou think you look in that photo?
I never think I look good.Ever, I think that you look handsome.
I think one of the you know, cause I've been I've been thinking
since iliat now and Chatel obviously theyyou know, they have a child now,

(44:29):
and I'm a human that they haveto raise. So I was thinking
to myself, I'm like, ifI was in their position, Like,
how do you instill self confidence ata young age? Like when did I
go down this path of never feelinggood about my looks? But but then
you fast forward like ten years andno matter how bad I felt, and
I felt really bad at that point, then I always look back and I'm

(44:52):
like, oh, that wasn't thatbad. What the F was I thinking?
But it's a never ending cycle thatyou can't break out of, So
how do you keep somebody from breakinginto it? I don't have any of
those answers obviously, but like,that's that would be something that scare me
about. You know, that breaksmy heart. I've never felt that way.
I've always I felt. I mean, I've always been confident my looks.

(45:13):
One, well, you've always beenhot. So I have no idea
what's this about to happen here?So? Okay, is that a piano?
Yeah? Yeah, yet kidding me, stop your interrupted? That was
a keyboard? Okay, except that'snot the point. What I'm saying is

(45:36):
it didn't really sound that good.So remember those those speakers we had.
Oh god, okay, I hookedthem up. Here them down. Oh
my god, sorry neighbors. Thisis why they hate us pique. Yeah,

(45:57):
get ready for some complaints tonight.Yeah, he screwed up. So
you have to understand, is Ifound this? Did I share the story
about how I take the other keyboardback to Costco? Did I share that

(46:21):
story? So I got the keyboard? I think just last me six months?
Two years later, I'm like,fuck it? Can I still take
it back? Took it back toCostco because I found this one, So
stop saying the name, because you'renever gonna get hired. If they go
back and watch these videos, wellthat's on them. I'll just go to
Sam's Club. Anyway, I tookit back because I found this one on
Craigslist and faceboace, Facebook market Play. Yeah. I did look at Craigslist

(46:44):
and then next Door Neighbor app didn'thave anything, and then I found this
one on there and then read thereviews. Because it's got weighted keys,
it feels like a real piano,and it's like, oh it's it's it's
got it. The actual experience feelslike a piano. However, everybody was
complaining about the sound, and I'mI'm like, well, I can fix
the sound, right, So Ibring it to the house make sure everything

(47:06):
works, because I was kind offishy like when I showed up to pick
it up. I paid the dude, but he didn't have a plugged in.
I'm like, oh, I'm justgonna trust this motherfucker. He looks
trusty. You got a trustworthy face. I picked it up at his house.
You pay cash, yeah, yeah, But then I'm like, I
know where you live. I willcome back if the ship doesn't work,
because it wasn't plugged in so anyway, so plug it in. It did

(47:29):
shout my ship. So I bringout the bow speakers and I got an
amplifier. And now it actually soundslike a grand piano because it's that fucking
loud, Like it's loud y'all loud, and it's just like and it feels
like a piano. And it's betterthan actually having a grand piano because then
you don't have to get it tuned, you know, when we get evicted,
I can just lift it up byone hand. It's it's great,

(47:51):
it's it's amazing and and something else, you know, with all kidding aside,
I realized this is the dumbest thingever. In fact, I want
to give some credit to Denise whowhen I found this deal and then I
read all the reviews and everything.Right, basically, this is like a
six hundred dollars keyboard that I foundfor like three hundred bucks three fifty right,

(48:13):
and then I took back the othercostco. But I had to.
For the first time in my life, I'm like, hey, listen,
I know this is stupid. LikeI don't need to be I don't need
this right now, but like couldI And you were so nice to be
like, yeah you should, yeah, right, Like I don't even know
why I'm wasting time learning it,but it's just something that I've always wanted
to do, and it feeds.It turns off all the noise in my

(48:35):
head and there's a lot of noise. And it's something that also I never
thought i'd be able to get down. And now I'm starting to like actually
get a few songs down to thepoint that I think, remember how long
time ago I was like, man, I just want to be able to
play one song. Yeah, Ithink I got one song that people would
that I would. I'm at thatlevel now. Yeah, right close to

(48:58):
that level. So if there's anything, that's why I also when I see
Tom learning the Python code or whatever, you know, that stuff excites me.
It's that stuff motivates me because ityou know, it's never too late
and learned something new. Ilia isdoing what it jujitsu, you know,
And that's the reason I guess goingback to like something that I say,
like ten minutes ago about like makingsure that you like, in whatever like

(49:20):
fashion, that you're taking care ofyourself. If that is like for PK,
it's playing piano stupid, it's notstupid any value, It doesn't it
doesn't matter though it is called ahobby for a reason. And because this
life is so crazy that we're dealingwith constantly all of these things. If
it's even just putting on your favoritepodcast hopefully it says, but honestly,
anything for you and then just liketaking a walk or you know, just

(49:44):
taking that ten extra minutes for yourselfwhen you wake up in the morning to
do like stretches or you want topick up knitting or like my grandma's sewing.
I don't know, like any ofthese little things that you're passionate about
wants you to make sure that youdo that so you can keep your mind
right, because this world is insaneand it can really get to you.

(50:05):
You know, there's a lot ofpeople going through a lot of tough shit,
and if they could just take,you know, a few minutes a
day to make sure that their mindis okay, to pump the brakes and
calm down, take a breath,I think we'd all be in a better
place. You always talking, soyour stories go on and on like an

(50:27):
endless song. I try to escape. I can't pre free. That's that's
that's that's the same up. Comeon, that's fucking awesome. I need
to do one of those for methat she can play. In all fairness,
I can't be the only one thatjust on her monster gotta be no.
I appreciate everything that you were sayingthere. Yeah, I think that

(50:51):
like the only value that I seefrom it is just something that I've always
wanted to do, and more importantly, it just turns my brain off for
Yeah, that fifteen twenty minutes,which everyone needs to do. What ever
that is, if it's reading abook or I mean, whatever whatever it
is. I do want to say, you brought up your grandma and I
got some beef. I don't tryto have beef with old people. Calm
down their heart sensitive. Oh yeah, people, I got some fucking beef.

(51:15):
First, we're gonna start with thisvideo. And this is at the
beach. How does she not whatdog doesn't like? Teddy doesn't like anything.
We know this. I hold Teddyout the window of a car.
You know, all the all thedogs are like, yeah, I love
it. Teddy freaking hates it.Pick him to the beach. He hates
the beats, hates the sand,hates the freedom, hates it everything he

(51:37):
likes. Is this what a guy? He actually went like behind Do you
see how far back he is inthe trunk of our little suv? Yeah?
But like, do you see wherethese water content? I'm sorry if

(51:57):
you were just listening to the show, shout out. We play a game,
game game, go about fifty sixminutes in, Yeah, and you'll
see this. But like he wentbehind the water. That's how much he
hates the beat. His head islike propped up on water bottles, and
he is just the biggest diva everever. Hates the beats. Oh my
god, which brings me to thismorning. Your grandma calls me, I'm

(52:21):
in the shower washing them balls.Calls you, right, and then you
even asked them to Grandma called soon the way to work, we call
Grandma. Listen to this shit.What did Grandma say? Go on,
I don't want to share to shareit, I don't want to share it?
Right, this is embarrassing. Grandmasaid you could put Teddy down if

(52:43):
you'd like. What how did yousay it? Not? You missed the
whole point, not because I actuallyhave the audio here. It is you
have to put her down, butGrandma no. The reason being is another
video here? Did pop Pope?You definitely you fucked it up. Sorry,
you played this fun video of Teddybeing dramatic, but go to the
video where his hair is like cutwrong? Wait do I have that video?

(53:07):
I don't know, but you screwedit up and you're trying to call
Grandma out and she doesn't deserve no. Well here, at no point should
Grandma be like, hey, youcan put Teddy down if you'd like what
she was implying what you said.She thought that Teddy had bit the groomer.
No, Teddy did. The groomercalled me, I took Teddy in.
So this is the point. Thisis very different than the beach story

(53:28):
by the way. Okay, soafter the beats were like, it's waiting
for you. Can you just acceptit so you can play it, don't
do anything, hold on, listen. So we went to the beats and
then she was like, you gottatake Teddy in to get groomed. Yeah,
he looks like a hot mess.I give Teddy a half of ud
call medicine, take him to thegroomer. And Teddy's are eight pound maltese

(53:49):
who's fourteen years old. Oh youdon't even know this either. Great?
What? So I drop them offof the groomer at eleven and I tell
him too. I'm like, listen, I'm like five minutes away. Let
me know as soon as you thinkhe's about to done, because then he
doesn't do really well. He's blind, doesn't do really well with other dogs.
Like I can just run and gethim as soon as he's done.
Right, That way, you don'thave to put him in the playpen like
nothing. So I was eleven.At one o'clock, I'm like, I'm

(54:14):
checking my junk mail because I'm like, I don't get an email. They
didn't call. Do I have mycall feature off. Yeah, I do,
because the bank's calling and I don'tknow. But no texts, no
calls, no emails. So Icall him at around two because at this
point now it's been three hours.I'm like, they killed Teddy and don't

(54:35):
want to tell me, and I'mnot gonna tell her he killed Teddy.
Yeah, so true. I callhim and then she was like, well,
Teddy bit the groomer. We gothalf of Teddy done. Teddy bit
the groomer, bit the other personthat came in, wouldn't let touch his
face or his pause. We don'tknow what to do, so we were
putting him in time out to decompressand then trying again. But then yeah,

(54:59):
and then but then whenever we bringhim back, you start biting people
again. Uh So we can't doanything else. And I'm like, oh
no, And in my mind I'mlike this, this is banned. He's
banned for life from the grover,and what do we do it? If
he gets banned for life, I'lltake him. And this is us putting
him on chasit. I don't Iblame you. I don't think you gave

(55:21):
it to him soon enough. SoI did a trick that I learned from
a masterclass of a guy that wasan FBI interrogator, which is, if
you don't know, listen, learnkids. If you don't know how to
reply to something, don't say shit. Yeah, don't say none. Won't
be nothing because then they forces noneto keep talking. Correct. So she
was telling me bit bit bit thistime out, bit bit bit, I

(55:42):
just stay quiet. Oh my god, we could only do half. I
just stay quiet. If you'd like, you could just bring him back in
a couple of days and we cantry again. Ah, I know how
to respond to this, like perfect, I'll give him I didn't tell I'll
give him a Traso dome and bringhim back. That's great, that's awesome.
I'll be right there. So thenI swooped him up right, and

(56:07):
then so I'm taking them back againtomorrow. I didn't tell him that I
gave him a half of Troz tomorrow. Is you getting the whole thing?
Oh my god? Yeah. Soanyway, this is what Teddy looks like?
Is this the video of what helooks like? Now? This is
the video I think he's cute.Now this is the video from tonight.
Why are you look at him?And then I have my little captions on.

(56:27):
I don't understand why you're trying toGod, really need to be fixed.
That looks like this. Look,there's a reason why Teddy has this
haircut shaved and not shaved. Whyis that Teddy? Because someone decided that
he wanted to bite the groomers.Isn't that right? And for some reason

(56:49):
he is welcome back. So tomorrowTeddy won't look like this little lion cut
Teddy, did you bite the groomers? Did you bite the groomers? Teddy?
You know what I'm really amazed by. He says, no, he
did it, But we don't believethat little face Stewie like, oh,
he sticks his tongue out. I'mamazed if they don't have a little muzzle

(57:13):
or bit gloves or something. Also, it was the groomer's first day there
that got bit. Yeah, becauseusually the owner takes care of him.
I don't know. I think shejust kicks him or something. But look
at this little tongue just hanging out, and he's like, god, he's
a little bit Wait, what's goingon in the chat? Tody looks like
a Teddy now from bootleg Dude.Oh my god, he does look like
a Teddy bear. Yeah, orand here's the thing is like, this

(57:36):
is what I put on my shownotes for tonight, is like PK is
screwing with me. Because for allof you who have been with us since
the very beginning, like two thousandand eight, PK DK when he ad
his ex's cat, Puffy, andyou always made me take Puffy in to
get the lion cut. Puffy facewas full cat like a Persian cat,

(57:57):
shaved the body in little boots.That's what like Teddy will looks like right
now. He's like a little wine. So I swear you did this on
purpose just to see what I wouldsay. And I hate it. No,
really didn't he really did it.He's dead. He's just a bitch.
I mean, do you think?Do you think? And I'll do
a lot of things to school withpeople, as evident with the ring and

(58:19):
rhine and all the other stuff,but like take Teddy back twice in the
same week. I mean, Irefuse to have any involvement with this groomer.
I was like, I will payp K good luck, I will
get like the medication. I can'tlike, my my heart can't handle taking
him. I like I worry forhim. I worry the other dogs are

(58:42):
gonna eat him. Most importantly,I worry he's gonna eat the other dogs.
Like I can't stand it. Oh, it's great, I can't.
It's I mean, you know,he's got to grow up at some point,
and he's like grew up. He'snot gonna grow he's getting more blind
like currently, like on our stairs, I think, Karin, I think
it's cute. Thank you, Kreinon our stairs right now, tell everybody
what you've created for Teddy. Iwas trying to find a dog doggy gate

(59:06):
that's easily that can go on stairs, that can easily open up and close,
because he'll go up and then he'lljust start crying because he can't come
back down. You can't see.He had some epic falls down, which
I've saved in my ring camp becausethey're freaking. But I didn't share with
her. So anyway, I madea gate with cardboard because it was a
lot cheaper. Shut up. Yeah, so I made it with cardboard because

(59:30):
it was a lot cheap. Itdoesn't look as good as a nice gate.
No, so I keep looking onthe next door next door neighbor.
App I said that with a ceilingfan. There's certain things that you can
find in the next door neighbor appreally cheap. You just got to give
it some time. And I feellike a doggy gate, doggy little fence
gate is one of those things.So the same thing with like the keyboard
piano, but like, like,well, I'm upset with Elia for this

(59:51):
comment. However, Producer Elia,it has one for Choby dog because Choby
too, like he can't keep goingup and down the stairs like we have
elders. Now for our pet,that's got to get one of those old
like old people wheelchair. I havean instant voice note that just came in
as we were talking here. Itis I think the what's that noise is
that plastic bag that was on theback of your car with Teddy sitting on

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the window just blowing in the breeze. Maybe not taking that that exact moment,
but I think that's what it is. Okay, bye bye. That
would be also incorrect, but that'sa great guess and you're definitely on the
right track. And I will tellyou what this noise is at the end
of this here show unless they getreally drunk, but I'm not planning on

(01:00:35):
it. Maybe you can Philip,what the oh that's a shot Ski,
that's what that is. Kevin,Kevin with the heater of a donation giant
donation on our cash app at PKand DK. You got to read it.
Read it. The comment reads,because you guys are amazing, sending

(01:00:58):
our love keV. Mm hmm that'sall it is. Sweet. I'm want
to send him something I don't Idon't know what we have in there,
but I've got I'm trying to alsofigure out what to do with some of
the stuff here. Doesn't feel likewe don't really you know, and like
I don't know, say this foranother show. Okay, well, Kevin,
watch your mail because uh, thankyou Kevin. Yeah, that's uh,

(01:01:20):
thank you, sir, thank youso much. Really appreciate it.
And uh means the world can't believethat one because it's got the old phone
number in I don't know really whereit goes. Dina, I did not
hear you toot your horns a showthrough an intersection at work today or after

(01:01:45):
work today. I'm glad you didget smassed though. Ace my dude wondering
about those ring videos. Yeah,I can, I can, you know
what not? When I'm around.Yeah, you can't send them to her

(01:02:07):
though, so you gotta this mighthave to be one of our in person
humped up, you had a fall? Oh my god, just hit the
mic. Whoa, whoa, whoa? Your face is yours? Your teath

(01:02:28):
Okay, it was the headphones.Yes, my face is fine, Thank
you very much. Okay, Louise, you're fine. We're about to play
match too nice. How are youfeeling confident that that's definitely not what I
What am I gonna say? Ifeel like I'm gonna fail again like I
have for the last six weeks.Now, you have to be positive.

(01:02:50):
You gotta put positive energy out inthe universe. I am confident I got
this with at least one of youguys today. I'm just saying it's been
a fucking year. So you wouldthink at some point in the last three
hundred and sixty five days you wouldhave had that confidence and it weren't worked
out if it was a real deal. Am I supposed to get out of
here? Do you want to?Am I getting out of here? If
I've seen the two words that Ihave, Oh, butterfly and mellow?

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No, we did that last week. But no, you don't remember all
right, go ahead and leave theroom and then let's go all right.
Now, listen, you beautiful people, also shout out replay Gang Gang Gang.
You can't play real time, butyou can still play. I'm gonna
give you two words. It's aword association, so give me a word

(01:03:35):
back for each word, but don'tput it in the chat until you have
both words. That way, it'seasier to look and see who's still in
the in the running. Right.So your two words, by the way,
say we're playing for respect. Yourtwo words are mystical and hollow.
Mystical and hollow. Go. I'llgive you a few minutes. Oh shit,

(01:04:06):
Dave, Dave, Dave, putthis on the screen. Uh two
rounds DK now and run it backwith p K. If you fail,
you take a shot. Hey,bring me up a shot. Done.
I won't fail, man, Iwill not fail. Come on. Also,

(01:04:27):
I want to say, and I'mnot supposed to say why or any
of those things you swore me tonot so, but Dave, you're a
fucking great guy and I think youknow why. That's all I'm gonna say.
Hey, bring up the shot.Let me know when you're ready.
People are dropping the guessers, don'tlook at the chat come on in.
Oh so, oh I will death. You know what, we have to
rethink about doing the show on aWednesday, because then every Thursday that's happened

(01:04:50):
in the last month I've been wokeup, hungover. Well, I can't
do it yet. Oh, we'regonna do two rounds of match too.
You can come back in and sitdown. So we're gonna play around with
you. Obviously, I don't know. Do you like those? Show them
off to that camera. Show everybodythe mom jeans in that camera right there.

(01:05:10):
Show off. You're not in thefucking camera. Keep in the middle
of the room. How long haveyou been doing the show here? Like
three years? Turn around, lookat the camera, maybe wave around.
Okay now that no, I thinkyou look I think they look good.
I think he's just like an eightieslook or something. I don't know about
those jeans. Come back to themic. It reminds me of when God

(01:05:30):
I had to have been in likemiddle school or freshman sophomore wearing Jinko jeans.
If anyone remembers those like j Nc O spelling, it doesn't help
me because you were in lockers,all right, keeping that moving. Wow,
stuffed Geez in the locker. Ineed a second to recover from that.

(01:05:57):
Wow. I expect that from me. I didn't expect it from you,
Geez, Louise came at me hard. All right, two words,
I'm ready, hopefully everybody has droppedtheirs in your first one is mystical.
Okay, mystical, mystical, mystical. I think mystical the rapper. That's
the first thing that comes to mymind. Mystical creature, mystical unicorn,

(01:06:24):
mystical mystical. What's mystical? Ithink of rainbows and glitter and mystical whim
rapper, really really rapper, mysticalrapper, lockbean. You know what I
have to I have to say somethinglike what why that shitty? What I

(01:06:44):
have to say that? Who knowsme? Who knows me? No chance
in hell if if everybody was newhere and this was the first time watching
the show or listening to the show, no chance anybody would have said rapper
except the people that grew up withus. No, you know, and

(01:07:08):
two people that really really know you. Next level include Kevin nice I say
k Dog and Leslie both said rapper, both still in the running for your
second word, which is hollow,hollow, graham, hollow ween, hollow
head like mine? Why did justknock hollow, hollow, hollow, hollow

(01:07:34):
hole, hollow grave, hollow Hollo? Is I mean, did you spell
it out? Because if motherfucker it'shollo, I don't spell people. Hollow
Graham, hollow Graham. You're gonnago with graham halloween? Shoot? What

(01:07:55):
else is hollow? Box, casket? Hollo my head? Have you had
some positive vibes that you threw outthere? Yea, that I was talking
about. But here we are forthe win. A word walk me in
for grandma word queen, hollow Graham, Hello, hey, hollow graham,

(01:08:20):
lock me Graham correct And he said, that's the greatest ever. Oh no,

(01:08:48):
you didn't. You didn't see Iknow. It's the spelling. It's
the spelling. If you said hollowh O l O like hollo. Basically,
no, it's hollow to everybody.Nobody else asked me, who do
you spoil that? Piquet? Now, one person in the chat if they
were to ask me that, thenI would have been all right, and
I would have had to look itup because I don't not very good at

(01:09:08):
spelling hollow. Oh no, bythe way, Kevin said, hollow points,
she would have got you to win, which I don't think. Hollow
points is more of a gun thing. There's no way she would have gotten
that Leslie hollow, sleepy, sleepyhollow, sleepy hollow. Okay, it's
that's a Mexican beat, not aclown beat. Damn it. Denise O,

(01:09:38):
my god, how do I getAim and Dryan have a comeback?
We should check in with him becauseI apologize all right now. Dave did
send us hell of a donation andhe said that if I don't win,
then I have to do that shotthat you feel good. A lot of

(01:09:58):
respect for Dave. I'm all gonnado the shot, but I want to
just prove my greatness right now.So here's what we're gonna do. I'll
put the camera. I'll put thecamera on you, all right, am,
I come up with words and letme I'm gonna minimize the chat over
here and I won't look over there, all right, so let me pull
up the chats. I'm pretty good, So yeah, I need two words.

(01:10:21):
If you'd like, go ahead andjust talk to the chat if you
want them to drop the words orwhatever, but yeah, two words okay?
And then do you have a panor do you need a pen?
Or like, how you're you gonnawrite them down? I don't need a
pen, but how do we?How do I say what it is?
And then you're still I'm gonna leavethe room. And then y'all do you

(01:10:44):
that's a fire Mexican beat? Thoughfor real? Though? Ye come on
now, I mean, aren't youweren't you? Okay? PV okay,
p vch isn't that perverted? Okay? Get out of here? Okay?
Are you going to the bathroom orwhat are you doing? All right?

(01:11:04):
Two words, everybody? Everybody?Oh, our first word is going to
be I'm putting it in the chatnder? Okay, do you see it?
Thunder? There's two ways p Kcan go about this word. So your
first word is thunder. The secondword. Help me out here, Help

(01:11:28):
me out here. These guys said, run it back, But I don't
have any other words. Wine.It's gonna be wine. Wednesday it's gonna
be wine bottle. Those are twowords, thunder and wine. Drop them
in, drop them in. Okay, these are good. I think I

(01:11:49):
did good. I think I wouldbe great at being a producer. Come
on, eykay, maybe I shouldsit in his chair. What do you
guys think if I host a show? I actually was chit chatting with my
girls, being like we gotta dolike a girls podcast coming up? Anybody
want to watch Joy you it live? All right? Pik's doing something noddy

(01:12:11):
downstairs. I can hear him.I think he's eating yo. Okay,
here we go. Okay, donot look at this chat. Do not
do not look at this chat?All right? We got two words for
you, twos on this. Ibrought up the statue just to feel like
a winner, which we know Iam. Yep, here we go,

(01:12:32):
Let's bring this home. Who's ready? All right? We ready? We
are, so we are so ready. In case do you have missed it,
you're just joining us. We areplaying match too. Thanks for a
donation, a great donation from mysteriousDave. P K is now playing and
at the conclusion of the event,since he sucks, he is going to
do whoa whoao and not only anythingso uzo that has had no lid for

(01:12:57):
the last six months. Can wetalk about I don't I can't believe you
bought that. I don't I don'tput lids on things. We can talk
about that next week for puting.No, it's gonna be kind of difficult
because you got to look at thechat to do it. Don't tell me
how to do my job. Iam a co producer. I'm a co
host of this podcast. Here,do you want to clink the microphone anymore?

(01:13:18):
Hurting my ears? All right,p K, here we go.
We got one word. Your firstword. Let's go this here. Match
to thunder will be one word thatcomes to your mind when I say the
word thunder, lightning. Imagine dragons, lightning. Yeah, I'm gonna go
right up the gate light being comeon about when no matter what. Okay,

(01:13:44):
you're talking to loud. This ismy job to host, not yours.
Your word was thunder, you saidlightning. You correctly matched with Alfredo
Ace, your rel mysterious date theentire chat, Darlene pocket right to everybody,
and that is all. Oh No, I really got to get this

(01:14:06):
next wrong, just to not youknow on me. Yeah, you gonna
know, because if I get itright, you're gonna feel so bad.
I'm just Matt's half with everybody inthe chest. It's because I give good
words and I'm very great at presentingthings, all right, Our next word,
second word of this here match twogame is wine. Come on,
pik one word that comes to yourrocket in Wednesday? Are you sure let's

(01:14:28):
stuck it in Wednesday? Come on? The weapon is? I want to
know? All right? Shut outalf right with lightning and Wednesday. Shout

(01:15:03):
out eight skillmore lightning and Wednesday.I went with everybody, shout out Charlie
lightning? Are you kidding me?Right now? There is a fear that
you did not match with and onlythree currently I have seen because I'm not
looking at them anymore. Although wegotta be honest, those are pretty easy

(01:15:30):
words, I feel like so asmuch as I want to shoot on you
right now, yd you have Carol, You're too easy. No, Because
like other people had said, likethunder okay, that's what storm, I
guess thunderstorm. Yeah, I wasthinking, well, thunder and lightning,
wine glass, Thundercat from Kevin Halterman. To be honest, when Pika had

(01:15:54):
the camera set up, there's yoursword that I saw that ad the Thundercat
logo. Shout out Cosco boy.That is the reason why I said,
Costco boy me in trouble. Whybecause let me see on my camera,
you can see it. Yeah.Yeah. So when I did my interview
with the Astros, I had toanswer questions you haven't shared the story yet,
okay, So I had to dolike a video interview with the Astros.

(01:16:17):
You're I just I don't know,like you've had two interviews. I
think it was like an AI interview, right, So like, yes,
Corene, I said it too becauseof the cat Okay, go on,
sorry, So like I'm ready toanswer the question right because it was like
recording. You hit a button andit records. So right before I hit
the button, I looked at thescreen. I'm like, oh shit,

(01:16:38):
ThunderCats whoa. And I'm like,oh, that's that's pretty good. But
I don't know, I might haveto move this over a little, yeah,
because I put the anything there onpurpose because you know, it used
to be the dog. I don'tcare about the anything, but I might
impress somebody. But then the thirdcat thing might unbalanced that. So I
had to like, you know,but it's back there, it's back then.
I love that sword. You kiddingme? Yeah, of course I

(01:16:59):
yelled the Ryan because like when Deryanleft after he quit that day, he
didn't take his uh samurai so wellwith the app, so he had to
come back and then he did takeit. He did take it. Yes,
I think his mind was, youknow, miscombobulated for a lot of
reasons that day. One hundred percent. Yes, but I will out of
respect for Dave. Yeah, andapologies because Dave sent me some fire texts
that I am not responded to.So that's on me. Oh my god,

(01:17:21):
Pkano, do you need the communicatorto step in. I'm trying to
be better. You have been tryingto be better since our marriage. How
long has that been? How long? Fifteen years? Yeah, you're shit
the optics on that. Yeah,not good. So Dave as long as
he has not responded to you thinkabout my messages and why are still together?

(01:17:44):
I just go through like mood phasesto where like it's really hard for
me. Yeah, I know,you know, we all do. However,
you know I still communicate. Okay, Yeah, I put on my
big girl panties and I'm gonna dothis for Dave. Thank you for the
donation, my man, Thank you. That was very kind and we appreciate
it and we can use all thehelp and uh and thank you to everybody.
That's whether again you have the pK DK plus or you slap a
little donation from time to time.Starts with it, go on, read

(01:18:08):
read his and do read his andthen do the shot. It's combobulated.
Yes, yeah, I know.It starts with any trying to be better.
PK's most used saying maybe that willbe my song for next week.
I don't know. Pevch in thehouse, p VCH work on that.
Yeah, that's doffle bag. That'swhat you've been saving the last twelve years.
So yeah, because like you know, if I famous, I would

(01:18:30):
just carry money because I wouldn't wantto pay taxes, so I would have
venues pay me in cash and Ikeep carrying a double bag. Yeah,
and that's my rat name, doubleBag. Didn't you guys hear about the
strip club in Atlanta called Onyx?No, I think they broke through the
roof. What the hell ain'td Lnews right now? What thence? What?

(01:18:50):
I don't know? Many would thestrip club? What the hell is
going on? But yeah, theystole moneys and thousands of dollars more in
the morning. Where was it onex did we ever go to? Honest?
No? Oh, I don't thinkthat we went to Mini Sa we
go to a ponyony. Yeah,it broke through the roof. Let me

(01:19:13):
two hundred and fifty thousand dollars inthe roofs. I know we've shared this
story, but it's such a greatstory. After we did one of our
very uh uh you know, successfulExotic Erotic Balls in Portland, we started
doing this thing where like every singleHalloween it was called the Exotic Erotic Ball,
and we stayed. Nobody thought itwas going to be anything but like
a station concert and in the morningshow us. We ended up taking it

(01:19:36):
over on year four, year five, Like I think the last year was
imagine Chris Brown saying I can't beseen here, right, Like he was
like, I can't be seen here. And that was the last time we
had an act. And he keptselling out year after year after year.
So anyway, one year sold out, amazing event. It was. It
was freaking spectacular. So we leave. I think it sold out and they

(01:19:58):
still were charging line five hundred bucksfor people to come in because they were
like, we're at capacity, butfive hundred bucks will get you in and
people are still coming in. Sothey made Buco bucks, right, and
I didn't care because it's not likewe got a percentage of the money or
anything. So success. Yeah.Yeah, we go to work Monday and
they were like, yeah, afterthe event was over, somebody broke in
stole everything. Let me applaud thosepeople. What I'm not just all the

(01:20:20):
money in the safe or somewhere inthere. Somebody broke in took everything.
I have not heard that one moretime. Street Gotta Eat. Yes they
do. Yeah. So it's like, I mean, I know, like
are in Houston are like police chiefretired. So I saw that story.
But yeah, I don't know forsome reason that atl what happened with the

(01:20:44):
music Midtown Big Festival in Atlanta.So they just stopped. Yeah, they
said that they were taking like ahiatus this year. I don't know.
There was a lot of drama thatwent down last year, and I just
don't think like the acts were gettingin like all of like the revenue that
they had been used to getting likeyears prior. Al uh okay, that's
another I need to get my Igotta get my concert guru Courtney on,

(01:21:11):
let's talk about it. We'll talklike next year. Just a good point
counterpoint from next week. I'm gonnaneed your instant voice notes, please drop
them PK and DK's point, chowderboy. She acting like we're twenty two.
I had not twenty two. Shewants to go away see you.
Oh my girl? Yeah the holdare we? Yeah? So so we
We've talked about her before and eventually, yes, she will be on the

(01:21:33):
show. But she like loves entertainmentall like concerts, music festivals all that.
She knows it. And she's like, oh my god, like the
ACL lineup just got dropped, andI said, I'm not going to like
any music festival and let's do aLipa is headline because I have, like
girl crush, loved her for somany years. I got somebody it sounds
like, damn, it is thatwhat you did? You always talk anyway,

(01:21:58):
I've always loved you, Like lasttime she came to Houston, I
told you guys like I stood inthe crowd like we are all like going
back and forth, all singing thesongs like full on, girl Crush Forever
Doua Lipa. I'm like, Iam only going to a festival of dua
Lipa And she goes, oh yeah, she's the first night headliner. I'm
like, you're joking. I'm like, you're just trying to get me to
go, like read me the lineup, and she's like do a lipa and

(01:22:19):
I like anybody else up. Therewas Tyler the creator Chris Stapleton, which
we love him blank one ay two. We saw him at Music Midtown Bleak
twenty two a few years ago.We actually really enjoyed that, all right.
I did pretty Lights, Leon Bridgesand yeah, a ton of other
people faster the people we've heard ofbefore. I mean there's there's a lot
like if I could take time toactually like dive in, feel like it's

(01:22:41):
the same bands that just do festivals. I mean I feel like, you
know, which isn't a bad thing. Like if you're a band and you
can get on a festival thing andknown as a festival band, yeah you're
making bank because you're just going fromfestival to festival. But like Canyons,
right, they're at every fucking festival. Well yeah, but maybe that's their
thing and that's like how they maketheir money with like festival and doing like
foster the people. Norah Jones,Yeah, no, thank you. What's

(01:23:05):
he doing? I like maybe maybeit s yes, thank you. I
don't know who's Norah Jones, You'renot the dog crying lady. Okay,
well I'll go to the festival.Get we'll get into this like a little
bit. I mean, I can'tlook. This is Elia's band, Kulu
and the Electric Joint. Yeah,that's definitely his. And then the names.

(01:23:26):
Look how small the names get towardsthe bottom. That sucks. Yeah,
well, I mean you gotta youknow, you gotta work your way
up. But like they even theytook the fawn down to like geez,
low week magnifying glass. But blinkone eighty two, m pretty the lights.
We Okay, you're just being like, when was the last time you
went to a festival? Chris Stapleton, Like we saw him here like two
years ago. Yeah, I'd liketo see do But like going to a

(01:23:50):
c go to a c I wasinvited with her? Oh what the f
So am I going to a cL. You're going to a CL without
me? Not with this commentary?Yo? And shit, who the hell
would actually give you any kind ofticket for talking shit? No? I
mean that's what I do to mynature. I have to talk shit and

(01:24:11):
then I'll go and have a greattime. But you know, yeah,
but do you want to like promoteit by anyway. You just want to
be like, yeah, ACL,yo, y'all, y'all, this fucking
lineup is hits ohre we go.It's look at this man, Mickey goytun,
what's up? Dasha is gonna bedexter fucking dexter showtime? What doesn't

(01:24:31):
even exist anymore? He's at acl Now what colouse at the ACL?
That's right? Rick saw Biley's Burgerpatrol? Fuck? Are you kidding me?
How you gonna miss that? Howyou gotta live with yourself and miss
that? That's on you. That'show you got. One day you're gonna
be old and you're gonna be like, oh, it's kind of like your
parents right now with the rolling Stones. Yeah you had a chance. Rolling

(01:24:53):
Stones they're going to be They werenot there two weeks ago, but the
Burger people are gonna be there.Wave to Earth, fucking a, you're
on the earth. That's what yougot to see the ship before you're waving
to Earth from heaven. This iswhat you gotta be ACL. Baby,
there we go. Very nice turnaround. Yeah, I'll put that in the
promo to see if we can getyou a comptic honestly, I can't afford

(01:25:15):
tickets Tommy Festival. If I'm beinghonest, I will most likely do what
we did for twenty one pilots.What was it last weekend? Oh?
We sneaking through the porta potties.No, we watched their live stream on
YouTube. Oh, you can justget in a fucking porta potty when it's
clean and the truck you. I'mnot sneaking in through a port you just
go in there. Let's do that. That's a great idea, since I

(01:25:38):
will have a wristband and you willnot. You sneaking through the porta getting
a wristband? I am who Iam? Wow, I'm just kidding a
no on a ticket. Let metell y'all, I promised you at the
beginning of the show, I wasgoing to tell you what this noise was.

(01:26:09):
I don't even really know what thenoise is, so I was just
hoping that somebody would get close,and then I was gonna just give it
to you. You didn't have tobe spot on if somebody got just close.
Oh my god, yes, droppingit in dropping in comments the chat
air conditioner on the car in Hawaii, that's her, And I mean I

(01:26:36):
gotta say her and maybe Elia,because we don't know all we got.
We don't know no what the weaponis. I wanted to know that fucking

(01:27:04):
deodorant just hit me my own stamp. Just pit my mouth, stop using
my I need some real by yourselfdeodorant. It's not appy, it works,
it doesn't smell my arm. Oh, you actually didn't shower today.
I shower last night. Yeah,but you didn't put on deodorant today.

(01:27:25):
Yeah, I did. I putthe healthy crap on anyway, thinks that
called Jerry? Yeah what was thaton the car? So okay, here's
so so we look, we prefacethis with we're not complaining by any means.
No. I think it's great.That's what makes the trips, that's
what. Yeah. So Pek andI went on an early morning trip like
it was our anniversar started. Thisis the anniversary CHI started last year because

(01:27:49):
last year Jerry finds the sky.He's a great guy on Craigslist. I'm
like, Jerry, he's a greatguy. He's like, I got you
a car. It's cheaper than youknow, and you don't have to wait
like seven hours. SKA, yourowns a car. When you land in
Kui. So he lands in Kawhiand he gets he picks up this car
from the sky that's a local thatjust puts it on crugslist, and it
always works out great. The carsare hes to say, reliable because they've

(01:28:13):
never broken down. Yes, butremember if you go back a year we
talked about this when we had todrive up to a maa canyon and there
were so many lights just blinking andI'm like, oh no, we're gonna
get stuck. But when you're likein the driver's seat, you don't see
them because like all of like theblinking lights, the morning lights that are
going off on the dashboard, they'recompletely covered. But me and the passage
reduct it black ducking over. I'mlike, oh mg, like we're about

(01:28:35):
to die, Like this is aboutto stop. We're gonna roll down the
canyon. So this year, Jerryshows up at the airport and uh there's
uh you know it meets the guyyou know, and and picks up the
car and then we land like acouple of days later and picks us up
and stuff. And again it's sonice of him because Jerry's like, you

(01:28:55):
know, drive up to the canyonlike you know I'm gonna sleep on today,
but take the car whatever. Soit's like it's always really nice and
it's it's you know. So onthis car though, I remember I was
driving and it was carrying the passengerside seat, you and myrn in the
back. Yeah, and I waslistening to this this noise, yeah,
as we're driving, and to meit sounded like water is just kind of

(01:29:18):
like dripping down the inside of thecar. Yes, But first I thought
it was actually the radio. SoI'm like, are we on AM or
something? And there's static and it'sjust barely picking something like I couldn't figure
out what it was. And thenso then we drove to the canyon just

(01:29:39):
p can I and like we droveup there and again, by the way,
all the lights are blinking and coveredwith black electrical tape, all of
them. And so for summer,a piquet like you get out, I
think to go to the bathroom something. And so I'm in the car and
the car is turned on but weare parked, and then I record this
noise. This was at the topof the canyon of one canyon, yeah,

(01:30:00):
the lookout, and I'm like,let me go see if this is
like a good place or whatever,or like how the cloud cover is.
So as I walk away, youactually recorded and I had to cut out
because there was a rooster as thisstarted that you could hear and then just
you holding it. What part ofthe car were you holding it up?
No, just in the passenger seat. I'm like, what is this noise?
Like literally, if somebody could tellme what this noise is, I

(01:30:23):
might feel better or worse about mycurrent situation, because I'm like, I
felt like it was going to likeblow up or something. No, I
just felt like there was this stuffconstantly leaking. However, I will say
this for anybody that wants to judge. You know, we go we go
to a lookout and there was aguy there who's battery and a brand new

(01:30:43):
rental had died. That's right.Yeah, so with leaky car or what
sounded like in the car? Whoknows? Like I backed it up and
then he had jumper cables and Iwas able to Oh my god, I
was able to jump his car.Yeah, and then his girl said something
to the effect of, because you'rein the middle of nowhere there right,
You're why you're like up a canyon. There's nothing around you, And that's
why I really wanted to help theguy anyway. But as soon as he

(01:31:05):
got his car running and he waslike a newer rental car, his girl's
like, well, does that meanwe can't turn it off at the next
stop, And I'm like, ifyou turn it off, it's gonna die
again. Like you drove all theway up here. Obviously the alternator is
not working. There's something going onone hundred percent. You got to go
back and fix that. You can'tor if you go to the next uh,
lookout shifts, yeah, or yougot to have someone else there to

(01:31:27):
like, you know, that's kindenough to jump the car, but you
never know if you're gonna I mean, like I would think so, but
like how how terrible would that beif like every time you went to look
at something, you're like, oh, I'm gonna have to find somebody to
jump the car. Yeah, yougot to just take shifts, And that
means you're taking these beautiful, likeamazing views in with like the person that
you love that she's in the caror he's in the car, making sure
it doesn't you know what I mean, Like it's yeah, so did you

(01:31:50):
want to call Jerry and tell himwhat his noise was. Maybe he knows.
I don't know. I who's goingto answer? Give a shot.
I was like, we haven't.Oh no, just Jerry's so he's a
world card. We haven't chit chattedwith. I was gonna say, we
probably should answer uncle Jerry or Murnonin a while. Well, now we
talked to her last Wednesday, weshould probably like end the show because it's

(01:32:11):
been Oh god, yeah, thisis what happens. This is what happens.
You know, if everybody complaining,who you guys, we'll do once
a week. Well yeah, butit's five hours, so we don't know
what the actual noise was. Motherfucker. I don't know what the excellent noise
was. Either. I was justgonna say broken down car, or like
technical problems in the car, orlike something wrong with the car. That's

(01:32:33):
what I said. It was goingto be general general. I said it
was going to be I don't knowspecifically what it is, just general,
like fucked up car. I wouldaccepted that. Just the shitty car.
Is that shitty car? I wouldaccept that too. Yeah, I don't
know. Oh wait, his voicemails. I love his voicemail. I can't
answer my phone right now, giveme a call back. And that's that's

(01:33:00):
the man going but the best buyto get his emails back. Oh,
we love Uncle Jerry. He knowsthat. All right, let's let's wrap
this up. Anything else, We'regood? What else did I forget?
Did I forget anything? If you'reon the replay, Gang Gang Gang,
drop me you're in some voice notesif you have any kind of comments,
and we'll put him on next week'sshow and next what's that noise? It's
going to be from producer Elia becausehe apparently did not like our noise.

(01:33:23):
Well, you gotta look for somethinglike unique. And I thought that somebody
would say that because we gave cluesthat it was in Kawaii, and I
think we even talked about the car. Literally, somebody had to just say
something wrong with the car, andI would have accepted that. However,
you record a noise, I'll yeah, we'll see see, we'll see,
we'll see what's going on? Yougotta It's kind of like the words in

(01:33:44):
Match too, you go too easy? Okay, whatever, start right the
room? All right, stop bragging. And on that note, thank you
guys for joining us on this fabulouswine Wednesday, we are gonna pivot to
next week's show. No, I'mjust like I can get so angry I
say that, no, but truly, thank you guys, and happy birthday,
Dina. I want to give somelove to to Terry Williams. Yeah,

(01:34:09):
I want to get Terry on maybenext week. I didn't want to
force it this week because I'm sureshe's going through some shit, but like,
yeah, there's been a lot ofrain in Houston. Luckily we survived
this round. Same with Larissa.Also, I'd love to get him on
to talk about, like how bad, Yeah, because the storms were really
bad this past weekend and a lotof people reach out to us here in
Houston. We didn't have anything likewater take on seriously, but a lot
of like the outskirts more up north. Where are you know, Terry Larissa

(01:34:31):
are that got pretty bad? Terrysaid no fish in the pool this time.
Her neighbors did take on water.So yeah, so that's yeah,
that's not easy. Yeah, Ilove to get him on just to talk
about I just didn't want to restit, especially if they're still like ca
and clean up and uh but yeah, hopefully everybody's safe, be good and
uh you know, the stay intouch with us throughout the week. Discord
is probably the best way to dothat. I'm always in there watching your

(01:34:54):
messages. By the way, Ijust sometimes like I don't know what the
what the post, so that's onme. I need to be better.
Or today I tried to post avideo and it showed up as a fucking
file. I'm trying. I'm gettingthere slowly. I know it's been like
you know, since two thousand andeight, but baby steps for you boy.
Hopefully we'll see you next week.Thank you for joining us for the
live. I really mean it.Appreciate you ll good guys, k D

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