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Episode Transcript

(00:00):
What's up, beautiful people. Yes, you can give me a hard time
because it's taking me like a weekto post last Wednesday show. Shame on
me, is what I'm saying.I've just been a little busy, you
know, trying to figure out life, working on my resume, which you
know, I think I gotta bedoing something wrong cuz, yeah, you
know it's hard out here. Fouroh pimp might have to turn into a

(00:23):
pimp. Yeah, that doesn't makeany sense anyway. Enjoy last week's show.
Try to join us if you can. We're gonna be live back tomorrow
night. As I'm dropping this Tuesdayevening, you're probably listening to it Wednesday
morning, So tonight we'll have abrand new show, and I hope you
can join us over at YouTube orFacebook or Twitter. But YouTube is really
the place where you want to bebig. Thanks to everybody still rocking the

(00:45):
PKNDK plus appreciate you. I needto drop some shows. I know,
I know, it's just, youknow, it's a little hard when you're
having constant panic attacks about the situationthat you're financially in to be able to
do comedy. So I'm trying tofigure it out and I really appreciate you
for still having the pk DK plusand still for joining us, and for
everybody dropping donations because some of themjust come from the clouds, So big

(01:07):
thanks to you. Don't forget ivanstill up. So I'd love to hear
from you, and we'll play itback on tomorrow night's or tonight's show,
depending on when you're listening to this, and you can leave that online at
pk DK dot com. I'm gonnaquit talking now because it did enough of
that last Wednesday. What you're aboutto hear right now unless you don't have
a p k d K plus.Uh. In that case, some commercials
and then the show starts. It'sa DK and DK your average everyday cp

(01:32):
A biting makeup on YouTube. Welcometo our dysfunctional Live go Topno. Thirty
on the Love saying the chat shutafter me. Uh. Thanks, people

(01:57):
enjoy when when misery happens, stillshow everybody, Welcome to the show.
You for joining us. How thehell are you? There is another wine?
Wednesday? We were on the fenceall by the way. Hi,
hey on Wednesday, I'm DK.How bad are you gonna screw up?
Match to in a few minutes slaughterit like, no, I never plan

(02:21):
on slaughtering, And I'm gonna kickass. You gotta kick it all right.
Yeah, I've got to do alittle roll call. We've got we've
got that noise that people are tryingto guess on. I've got some guesses
instant voice notes. They're still going. So if you want to say something
real time during the show, youcan go to pik dk dot dot com,
hit the ivan button, your commentscome right to us. We got

(02:43):
some updates. I cannot wait.I've got something something special that I'm gonna
get to right at the top ofthe show here in just a second.
But I see your hand. Whatdo you have? Yeah? Wait,
do I know what's going on?No? You don't. Oh god,
because you've been working too much.You're a working woman. Oh god,
I mean true. What do youguys think about my, uh my outfit

(03:04):
today? Yeah? What's so?What's going there? In ninety nine called
me ninety nine? I was like, I got ninety nine problems. But
jj watt because she she's got Ifyou're listening to the to the show not
watching it, shout out to thereplay Gang Gang Gang. I just took
the camera off you you were doingthe heart. Yeah, I love him.
She's got what are they called shoulderpads? Shoulder pats in there?
Why do women have those? Okayshirts? Okay, the reason why I

(03:25):
have this shirt is Kardashian. No. I had a similar shirt and I
got so much like red stain onit. It doesn't matter, but it
is too much. That's like Tonystains. So I went to get something
similar because that is no longer instock on Amazon, and then this one
popped up. It was it wason sale for nine dollars. You know.
I was like, okay, ohmy god, not mean to say

(03:49):
that out loud. Told me Ilook good today, and I got I
got so many compliments to the pointwhere people were loving my outfit today at
work that when I had to changenot going to go into those details.
Yet, when I had to changemy pants, people like, notice,
They're like, were you wearing somedifferent might don't worry about it, but
what do they think your lady Gaga, You're just like halfway through the day,

(04:11):
you're changing your pants. Say no, what's up is it? Women
that were like, don't worry aboutit, they definitely know what's up.
Whatever I had to run. Itwas an emergency, Okay, I said,
wait, maybe share this a littletoo old for that to be happening
though, Actually no, it's beenthree months since it happened though. Okay,
but you would have figured things outso it doesn't. You don't have

(04:32):
to have emergency pants. Okay again, I haven't had that in three months,
thinking that I was. Maybe I'mnot. So that's a bigger story
for later. Thanks. It's verypersonally shake you had you were playing out
thank you? What's up? Lookscute? And Gonzi hitting on you f

(04:54):
Maganza like that other guy are youmarried? I'm like, is he saying
are you married? Or are youMary? Because we do have a marry
that I work with. Does shelook like you? You know? I
don't think. I mean when you'rewhite with blonde hair. Okay, yeah,
I can see that. Yes,And I'm like, why is somebody
hollering at married from across like fourlight? What kind of car was he

(05:15):
in? Oh? God? Whoa? You don't want to tell me?
Oh shit, Oh that's not goodfor no, what a pickup line?
Are you married? What did yousay? Mother? I said, are
you married? Yeah? You know, but if She's like, no,
not when you're around, I'd belike, oh cool, yeah, yeah,

(05:38):
you wear in that ring over there, buddy, turning into it,
Dryan, all of a sudden,No, you know what's happening. Oh
my ring has been flying off myso skinny, guys, my ring balls
off. Okay, obviously I'm notskinny because today I was helping out Elia
install some stuff over at form.Form is a fitness studio. Lagree,
if you're in Houston, definitely takea class. Amazing, Right, But

(06:00):
I'm in this room that's all fuckingmirrors, and just when I got a
little bit of confidence, I'm lookingat myself like, oh no, out
whoa man? No, not gutout? Did you just say gut out?
What was out? Nothing was out. I'm just saying I'm looking at
myself and like, nothing but mirrors, and like any kind of confidence I
had went out the window. That'snot what I was talking about. What

(06:21):
I was saying was like, so, and we're going to talk about this
New Orleans trip here in a littlewhile. But I'm in New Orleans,
right and I'm outside the arena wherethe Pelicans play, and I get myself
a die coke because it's a coolerwith a bunch of ice, and like
you know, it was at theend of the day too, so the
ice had melted. So I getmyself a nice ice cold diet coke from

(06:43):
this right, my hands are wetand crack it. I'm drinking and I
don't know, I make some kindof motion and in front of like three
four guys, right, my weddingring goes whoof, and I mean across
the loading dock of of the arena, right, So like I run over
there and I'm oh, it waslike so close to falling down a drain.
And I even told the guys,I'm like, this is the worst

(07:03):
city, Like do it worst cityto lose like a wedding ring in.
It's not like you're in South Dakotaor something. Oh yeah, I bet
you lost your wedding ring in NewOrleans. Yeah, I bet you did.
Nallins, Nolins. So anyway,I got it back on there and
that was the end of that story. Obviously she didn't care. No,
I thought that you you told methat it fell off while you were sleeping.

(07:26):
No, that was last night.Last night. It was coming off
my finger, and I'm like,this is I'm gonna lose it. I
didn't think I was gonna lose it, but it was uncomfortable, so I
put it in a night standing.Yeah. So the question Peeker had is
like, now that he's so skinny, is there some way that he can
like tighten his wedding band. Ididn't say I was so skinny. I
mean, oh loud, Okay,is there a way do I have to
get a new Do I have togo back to the old wedding ring?

(07:47):
Because let's just be honest. Whenshe got it for me, she was
like twenty two and she didn't havea lot of money and it all dinged
up, and do you have togo back to the old one? Wow?
I was twenty two. Did youguys hear that? When she was
twenty two? We got married,And yet I am somehow at fault for
giving him as ship is read.Yeah, okay, I that was my

(08:11):
very first and very does anybody knowcan I tighten it? Drop voice?
Put it in the chest? Thatis a better thing, Not when I
was twenty two, blah blah blah, because yeah, that was actually my
very very first purchase on my creditcard was that ring? Oh? That
doing shitty as well. I wantto go down that path. How do
we get on the wedding ring thingNew Orleans? I don't know. Yeah,

(08:35):
we do have to do a rollcall. While we do a roll
call, costal, people must beherd. I didn't even give time people
to like drop in their cities.However, I saw San Jose, Johnny,
what's up Johnny? Yeah, dumpingin real quick? I do see,
uh so, uh, Leslie's checkingin. We got Kareemne checking in
Urrella and passa, what's going on? You real? We got Leroy what

(08:58):
is that you're Rell? I gotyour instant voice note because we have the
the noise, and I got yourjurell Really is who was making me late?
Because I oh yeah, no,don't blame anybody. But we'll get
to that in just a second.We got Carol fire Ball Carrol? Are
we crown Carrol? Remember? Yeah? What are you are we today?

(09:20):
Because the day or like, youcan't just keep changing nicknames. I don't
think you can ever change names.Remember, we have like really close friend
I don't want to say who.Possibly she listens, but she wanted to
change her grandma name. Oh yeah, different names. Yeah. First of
all, I don't think she listens. Second of all, you can't change
your name like when you're a grandma. Yeah, because oh god, now

(09:43):
you just oh dropped to the name. I didn't drop any names. I'm
just saying that, like there's newkids in the family, and she was
like, well, as these kidsget raised, I want them to use
my new name. And I'm like, can you can you change I don't
think the family's going with it,though, so I think she's stuck with
whatever her is, which I willnot say what that name is. No,

(10:05):
I will not. I'm sure Iwill by the end of this show.
Okay, we got Leo in Portlandand A s Gilmore saying, how
do you see you? Blind educator? We got Koreine and the branch?
Where is that? Pique? Where'sthat? Where's the branch on the tree?
Flowery branch? We don't have acatch race for that, do we
not? Yet? I thought you. I thought I did not have forgotten

(10:26):
this. We said this last week. It's fine, it's fine. Up
with someone you're on. You wereon that nonsense last week's Remember you had
like two shots back to back things. I still haven't posted that show.
I need to post. Oh mygod, you haven't. What the hell
do you do all day? I'mplaying with my balls. I need a
Johnny. What's up my peeps?I guess Johnny is in San Jose Ye

(10:48):
Saya, Saya and San Jo.We got Rodrigo in Porterville. What's going
on is sounds like my ears muchbetter? Uh? Portville, Kelly Aso.
We got blind educator get in Fresno, the no area. Carol says,
my kids say only fireball. Ikind of feel the kids. Yeah,
you kind of have to. Yougot to own that. You can't
you just switching it up. PlusCrown Royal. That's not a good nickname

(11:11):
to have because there's not two wordsand stuff fireballs. It's like fireball,
Carrol. It just it's on brand. Now. It's that people know you.
It's very hard to switch liquors.But I will if you are a
Crown girl, I will do thatfor it again. The people must be
hard, right anybody else that yousay, see Janelle hanging out in the
atl Nice, Atlanta. There aclock of us up in here from Charlie.

(11:35):
Yeah, Dad moved from Can wetalk about that now? Or I'm
not sure? There's some there's somethings that have been. There's a lot
of transpiring. There's a lot ofYeah, he moved to San Francisco,
not yet, he didn't. I'mnot supposed to say that. I don't.
I think, yeah, everyone knowsit's in the trades. Okay,
it's in the trades. I don'twant to say stuff I'm not supposed to

(11:56):
say. Yeah, I don't knowwhy anyone tells you any same with me.
I'm like, I'm the biggest likeblabbermouth in the world, and everyone's
like, oh my god, Igot to tell you something like I don't
think you want to like, it'sgot to come out. And I'd like
to take this time to let y'allknow my dearest friends joining us on this
live show in the chat that ifyou accidentally murder somebody and you need help
moving a body, tell me Iwill help you out. But do not

(12:16):
tell Denise because then we're gonna haveto add her to the list. I'll
dig a bigger hole dead, eata dad a picture for you, that's
right. Yeah. Yeah, So, I mean I have a lot to
say about, Like this past monthof April made it through shout out.
We gotta do a wine Wednesday afterI finish this class. Ye anyway,
I have to have to. Ineed to get your reaction on something before

(12:37):
we get too loose on the show. Okay, well I'm not going to
get too loose. I just betyou will probably. But I had an
opportunity to chat with like a lotof different people last night, and like
a couple of them, I waslike, so, I know, like
we've been chit chatting for like thelast six to eight weeks, like multiple
times a week, and now talkabout like howorkers, bosses, higher ups

(12:58):
at the hotel that you work at. Yeah, I can say the name
of the hotel everyone knows, butit is not a hit. No.
But then I was able to likeget to see everybody like physically, like
get to you know, like me, I like to like hug and they
be like, oh my god,like we're all together. Finally, like
no more screens, even people throwthemselves off the balcony. None. But
I had told someone about I waslike, well, here's something you know,

(13:22):
we haven't been able to talk about, but here's a little bit about
me and my background. And They'relike, oh, radio, I can
actually hear a radio voice. AndI'm like, no, no, you
can't. I don't have a radiovoice. And I was like at the
Atlanta said, you sound like acartoon character and that's why she loves you.
Yeah, a radio voice. He'slike, you don't have a radio

(13:43):
voice. That is a p K. I was like, maybe I have
like a fun personality, but thatstill is not necessarily like a radio voice.
Radio is like PIK. And I'mlike, first of all, I'm
not awe, but you're just likesometimes most of the time just say your
voice is so deep and they're like, authoriti, I hate I cannot Yeah,
I can't stand it. And itwas me. I'm like, I'm
like a you know, a littletweety bird. Yeah. So I'm like

(14:07):
when they told me that, Iwas like all confident. I'm like,
oh that is right. I'm like, you're like scrowing with me. I
know what you are doing. You'rejust going along, like I know these
tactics like let the person talk aboutthemselves to like, you know, make
them feel good. I'm like,you know what she is is uh And
I've said this before but and it'sit's not a disminy means, but like
she's really the theme song that likeyou pick your theme park like Disneyland or

(14:30):
something, and you tune out afterthe fifth time that you hear Oh my
god, anyway, can I gettell what I want to before? Because
I can. I can just feelit that things are going to go off
the rails as they usually do onWine Wednesday. And before we get to
that, I'd like to play someaudio for you because you have been working
a lot. Uh huh. AndI don't want to say you've been neglecting

(14:52):
the show, but you've been workinga lot. Yes, someone's got to
pay the bills. I want youto listen to this audio. I'm gonna
put the camera on you and Ino matter what happens and what thoughts you
have in the back of your mind, I want you to remember this is
your doing. Are you ready?Yeah, she's gonna murder you when she

(15:16):
finds out this is all being recorded. Ash, she's gonna kill me.
Oh, she already hung up.Paul. I'm gonna have to pledch some
of that on because I think thatthe other girl listens say could not possibly
get any worse. You know whatthat was referring to to our conversation.

(15:41):
Do you know that we dropped theghost show a full shut the fuck up
the whole whole show from Nola Nolan'sthe Big Easy. Do you want to
hear what you said? You haveno idea how you don't get it When
I post a show, you don'tget alerts. I have not looked at
anything this past week. You knowit. I have neglecting the show.

(16:06):
Only yourself to blame. Would youalready, y'all you want to hear some
of you want to hear what yousaid. By the way, I'm not
gonna go through everything that happened.This was my like I said in the
beginning, like why you ordered metaco bell? No, I was just
being uh, I think a goodbecause I bought you a two hundred and
eighty four dollars flight home. Bitch. We don't need to talk about that

(16:27):
anyway. Go ahead, drop theGhost Show. I'm not dropping the Ghost
Show has already been dropped, andit's been posted. What people have had
some time to listen to. Ifyou have not, why haven't it should
be on your list because it's agreat show. Why hasn't anybody told me
this? I hate because I thinkI even said at the end, snitches
get stitches, don't snitch where's allmy fellow square Bears, kareem, Meg's

(16:48):
wtf y'all? Well, I don'tknow what to say, but uh yeah,
the show was dropped and this isyour part. This is it's crazy.
You just thought we were just talkingon the phone. Huh. I
mean yeah. In some states,and by that pretty much all of them,
this would probably be illegal. Butwe're married, so here we god,
bitch, I do it? Hi? Oh and I should set it

(17:10):
up. Yeah, let me setthis up to just I'm not going to
spend a lot of time on itbecause the Ghost Show does a great job
of explaining all this stuff, andyou hear the failures of my life happened
in real time. So definitely goback and listen to that show. Highly
recommend it. But something was presentedit fell apart. It was if the

(17:36):
if the Lakers lost and Denver won, right, and we talk about the
NBA Finals, then I would havestayed in New Orleans and actually ran a
machine which is slow motion replay onuh you know, on TNT, which
would have been I mean for me, are you kidding me? Of course?
It's so huge, so huge,And it was presented to me with

(17:56):
like a minute remaining on the lastgame that I was in New Orleans.
So I was like, really goingfor it. And as the game was
ending and it was apparent to methat the Lakers was gonna win, Tony
wanted to go back to the roomand to record a show. I didn't
want it to Tony extra bitch Tonytoday. Oh wait, not necessarily of
me. Why what do you mean? Wait, whose idea was it to

(18:19):
call me? And Tony? Goddamn extra bitch Tony. We go back
to this room because Tony wanted tocapture my disappointment like a real time,
which I appreciate because that's that's whatgood radio is or good content is about.
It's like I did I want todo it? Absolutely not, But
he was like, we gotta dothis. So we go back and and

(18:40):
you listen to the show. Obviously, the Lakers won, and uh,
you know, they left town andI was stranded in New Orleans for a
little while, stranded at the timewhatever at the time, that's what that
was. That was gonna be mypossibility right where I was thinking I might
have to take the greyhound. Soanyway, so Tony goes called Denise and
this is the phone call that youthink just happened between us? Do you

(19:02):
even know what you said? Oh? God, this, well, before
I play it, I need youto I bleeped out some stuff, So
don't mention any kind of names.I know what you're referring to. I
was not a happy camper. Yeah, Hi, not looking good? Yeah,
I know, I'm watching the TV. Wait, my fuck, my

(19:25):
phone died. That's why I called. Oh that's because you thought it was
Tony. I was recording on myphone. I was looking at Google.
Oh oh, he apologize. That'sa heartbreaker. Honey, it's a heartbreaker.
I know you want to hang outwith extra Toney, I just a
little bit. Her Balcony is fantasticbudget. My fucking dreams are over.

(19:49):
Can you talk about hi? Honey? Oh my god? All right,
So I'll just stay in New Orleans. I mean, you can hang out
like I already text with Sean.She is ready for I don't want to
fucking stay in Orleans. I donot want to stay in New Orleans.
Okay, Well, should he getsyou on the first flight out? Yeah,

(20:10):
that'd be nice. Please what ifit seemed like an hour? I
mean, I don't I know,I can't get to the airport in an
hour. I was a Greyhound.No fucking I suggestic a granmound. Also,
curiously, this day has gone toshit. He's got all day tomorrow.
What else do you want to siton? That? Grantically? Twenty

(20:33):
things about it? Twenty two bucksfor a grand ticket walk without me.
I hate you both. I wishI was there. God damn it.
I'll book you a flight, PK. I'm flying out at eleven. I
he can uber with me if it'saround that time. I don't think I
think the cheapest one already looked.Is that like nine? You guys?

(20:55):
Oh whatever. I love you guys, and I appreciate your friendship. Thank
you Tonny for this opportunity a PK. I'll book it. I'll send you
confirmations. Don't forget Tony. Igotta go help the neighbor and the PK
fucking dreams. Just I want.I want to hear about the balcony here
about God they have I want tohear about it. I don't know the
balconies anyway. And Julia Knight Iwill figure out the flight. And she's

(21:18):
gonna murder you when she finds outthis is all being recorded. Ash he's
gonna kill me. Oh he alreadyhung up, Paul. I'm gonna have
to glitch some of that out becauseI think the father girl listens well the
other day could not possibly get anyworse. Tony Man, I can't even

(21:42):
get mad at him because he seteverything up and it's like it's great content.
But I feel like Tony excels whenit comes to my misery. What's
wrong with you? An kid?Any of you knew if the Lakers won
that, or if if the youknow, if Denver won that, I
would actually get to run a machine. Okay, Okay, that's like she

(22:03):
had. That's so huge, right, So as soon as they lost,
you started texting me and that's whenwe called you and immediately start talking about
the balcony instead of I don't knowthat. Are you doing okay? Are
you doing? Poor baby? Really? Are you doing okay? What I
actually said was reality? Do youwant you? I but you a flight

(22:26):
that's home? Are you kidding me? What is wrong with you? Are
you kids? You talking about thebalcony? Thank you? I already said
thank you, thank you multiple times. Yeah, yeah, but that's more
important. Yeah. So yeah,I'm glad that you were it was too
eighty five to get you there,it's too five to get you back.
That's on you. I've told youI'll do Spirit. I don't know why
you switched it up. I saidspirit because in case it doesn't work out,

(22:51):
that work out. How many ofy'all have taken will you drop us?
Some mincent voice notes because he refusesto fly with Spirit even though doesn't
Jillie love Spirit, but he lovesthe Spirit I thoughts he did. Nobody
loves spat. I think they stillget you there. I still don't.
I mean, I know it's notat that caliber. We hung out with
this guy that wouldn't stop talking,and one of the things he started talking
about is how much he loved Southwestand and hated Delta, And I'm like,

(23:15):
and he knew exactly where the seatswere, Like he knew how many
rows back there was a seat withouta window, and like, started talking
about Southwest for a good half hour. But I'm like, nobody in the
right mind you could say I likeSouthwest because the prices, or because they
have some kind of route that thatyou take, or whatever, but nobody's
gonna go if price wasn't an issue. There's not one person on planet Earth

(23:37):
that would pick Southwest over Delta ifprice wasn't an issue. Airport is an
Yeah, I fly Southwest because ofHobby Airport, like the smaller one,
like we had done it before.We got out the uber and were in
all the way through clear pre check, all of that with our bags within
five minutes. That is the Itcan't take us that long a bush either,

(24:00):
though, because you just make aright and there new Yeah, all
right, But I'm just saying that'sanyway you're saying, thank you hurt,
because uh, you didn't. Youweren't, Like, how are you doing?
Are you okay? Okay? Youwere with Tony in New Orleans?
I was You were not sober duringthat call. I could hear a high

(24:21):
pitch in your voice. You werenot sober. I wasn't. You were
No go back and listen to theshow that I know you won't. I
wasn't the sober one. Y'all Tellme who you know what? You know
what that is? You know whatp K and d K point. I
don't care, but you threw iton me, so it's on you.
You want to do a survey,I'm gonna put a survey out do a
Twitter poll an ex pole, pK and d K counter hold on our

(24:48):
Facebook page, Facebook dot com,slash p K and DK online Now w
w W dot, p K andDK dot. Hey, what's up,
guys next? For Tony? HereDenise, just I wanted to say,
you're the best wife in the world. Uh, no idea why you do
all the nice things that you dofor PK. But regardless, right now,

(25:08):
I'm currently in Los Angeles and there'sa Clippers game tonight, but I'm
here with my boy. Uh LebronJames, he gives BFF and he had
something quick that he wanted to sayto PK. Real quick, Bron,
what do you got? Oh?Wow, that was a very nice Lebron's

(25:30):
still laughing at you, buddy.What a bye yourself? Wow, buddy,
dude, way to rub it in. Oh my god, says Louise.
Man, I don't think anybody's takingthis as serious as I am.
No lock for the emoti faces acegod, m you want to get to

(25:55):
wine Wednesday? Now? I needwine Wednesday. We need right now is
Denise's wine Windsday. She don't knownothing about wine except that didn't make her
feel good. Gerald no care.Carol's laughing now, Yes, I'm sorry.

(26:18):
We just want to you know time. Oh is Denise's wine Wednesday?
She don't know nothing about wine exceptthat didn't make her feel good. Oo,
no credentials Denise's why Wednesday? Butfollowing information gonna be point Oo.

(26:42):
She don't even remember the wine tastingsshe's been too. Whyker with the solder
pads? Don't shoulder pads become athank? I think that makes me look
skinnierself. Oh, I mean,it just looks nice. You told me

(27:03):
that you didn't know if you couldwear that shirt earlier when I dropped you
off, because you're like, I'mchoking, man, I know, I
thought I was gonna get a rash? All right, all right, what
are we doing? Mama? Thatcame out wrong. I don't know why
I said, big Mama. That'snot what I meant. I swear to
God, that's not what I meant. I'm sorry, that's not what I

(27:25):
meant. I don't know. Ithink I quit. Oh you can't quit,
Paul, like a try in mymoving in this show tomorrow? I
leave? Where are you going anywhere? But here? Wow? My god,
Louise, Oh God, I don'teven want to talk about why I

(27:48):
apologize. I apologize for what.Uh calling you big mama? What that's
what you were mad at. I'mnot even a mom and I'm not big.
Well, that's why it's wrong withyou. I wasn't saying it to
be descriptive. I was just sayingit because it just sounded like that's what
like a jazz player would say whenthat music was playing. Yeah, big
mama, what's up? I don'tknow. How about if you chat?

(28:15):
You know, we're starting to dothe show like recorded, so people can't
interact, never by, because thepeople must be heard. Are you gonna
tell us about the wine or areyou just? Oh no, we're doing
the butter. This is called butternut, almost like pick a. Better not
to butter. Not call me bigmama one more time to whip you guys.

(28:37):
I didn't win it your ass,Yes you did. He clearly said
it. This was on sale atour local grocery store for ten dollars and
twenty eight cents. It is alittle bit over budget budget. Is that's
why y'all bitches need to donate Hey'slouise. This is a twenty twenty two
pino noir out of California. Nowall of my favorite Peano noirs are from

(29:02):
Willamot Valley out of Duendee. Butagain, since those are double the price,
we have this one to try.Okay, we got ms of dark
cherry earth floral notes they left usfrom the glass on the pallet. An
array of red and dark berries meetwith a medium bodied, silky finish and
this is butternut. To remind youthat last time we did a butter or

(29:22):
a wine with butter in the title, it tasted like butter and we both
almost threw up. Yet you stillhad to do an endorsement. People liked
it, though I know a lotof people you love that they still do.
Here's the thing, Like, Iam not a Charnay, not at
all, but yeah, that's whatit was. So if you are a
Scharnay, then that is one hundredpercent up your alley. Like if I
try Sharnay, it's got to eitherbe frozen or it goes in the trash.

(29:47):
Yeah, Jerry ruined Sardenay for mebecause we were at a duck game
and at the time you can onlyI don't know if you can drink in
the duck gang, you know.Oh, no, that no, I
think you can only go. Yeah, you had to go into like the
halftime them some kind of center rightnext door, so we had to run
there during halftime and uh, Ibeer bongbed. I don't know if beer.

(30:10):
Yeah, it was a beer bong, but it was oh yeah,
and people were pulling the cups andI'm ah and uh. That was every
time I drank Shardenay. After thattime, I'm like, I just can't
And I switched to uh, tothe to the what is it the pea,
it's not water, pean grease,grisio greas greed. Yeah, do

(30:34):
you want to try the butter?All right, big big daddy. You
see how I'm not offended at that. And by the way I saw it
in the chat, I understood whatyou meant. Thank you, Rogo.
I appreciate that this is a verylight colored pino noir, very light.
Well, it doesn't smell like butter, so that's a step in the right

(30:55):
direction. But butternut is different.Then I don't know what that means,
like butter squash. No, soI'm drinking squashy y'all. Thank you for
joining us on Wine Wednesday. Thankyou replay Gang Gang gang Gang. Whether
you're listening to the show or youknow you got a pk DK plus or
supporting us, we'll appreciate you aSo what's up, Corene? Everybody?
Here we go a little swirrel swirlCurtis, So, I think for the

(31:18):
first time I saw his message whenI was talking s to you earlier.
So, oh god, I'm like, that's how I know that my words
didn't come out right when new peopledrop stuff in Oh god. Yeah,
all right, let me just drinkthis and then now we got match too
and squaw it is not squash wine. I just feel like it's gonna be

(31:41):
very light and airy. What doyou think? I actually like it a
lot. I didn't think I'd enjoythat, But that's that's very good.
I like it. What do youthink I haven't tried that one yet.
That's right now, Okay, youjust killed the other one. Don't worry
about me. No, I don'tdon't worry about me. I don't know
if I should, because remember Ijust had got done saying the reason why

(32:02):
I have shoulder pad shirt is becausemy other one that wasn't so shoulder pad
got wine stains on it. Yeah, here I go again. Yeah,
how much long? Oh and yesterdayI had a beautiful silky shirt. Pen
stains over pen on your back?Yeah no no, no, no,
no no, no, pen onthe front. Oh, it was on
the front and then I had toflip it to the back. Oh that's

(32:22):
what happened. I can figure outhow the hell you got pen on your
back? All right? Would youjust go ahead and review that? What
do you think? Perfect? Yeah, it's not bad? Right, Oh
my god, it actually is reallygood. I highlight if you are Pino
Noir. I mean I always gowith my organ limit valley ones, but
this, especially when it sunds salepretty good. Get it. Let's do

(32:42):
your rails. What's that noise?Guess? I'm about to tell y'all what
this is. If you don't,it's somebody isn't about that you recorded it?
Hypek DeKay, it's Yarrell. Howyou guys doing? I went out
to leave a guess for what's thatnoise? I think it may be a
window unit, like a window ACunit. Solid guests, it is incorrect.

(33:13):
This is the noise. Love toget a winner, So drop us
your instant voice that online at peckn dk dot com. One more time,
here we go. What do youthink it is? A man?

(33:35):
I hit the button twice one moretime. God, that sounded so good
too. Man been off the radiofor a while. N d K dot
com to Leo, gotta set justshame in hot off the presses. This
is dangerous playing. Yeah, butI love it. I love it.

(33:57):
What's up? Y'all? Happy tobe on the live show and I've been
catching the recordings for a minute.Loved the show the other day with the
extort Tony. My question is DK, you must have been messed up or
you sounded like it? Thank you? Sorry p K about your bad luck.

(34:25):
Yeah, that's all I can sayabout that one. Bye bye coming
after me. You're the one thatwas trust I know. So here's the
thing. I had this brand newbottle and I couldn't find it today,
but I'm gonna get it. I'mgonna get it for next wine Wednesday.

(34:45):
But it's like a Pinot Grigio andSavion blanc and it's by Josh j o
Esh, not like our buddy JoshInness, but just Josh Brand. And
it was like twelve bucks and Iwas like it was really good. But
on top of that, I gota canned b cooler, like a wine
cooler or something. Yeah, andI didn't realize that it's like and that
I was like three glasses in thecan and then that other bottle, and

(35:08):
then all I was doing was sittingin bed watching nineties MTV. He's like,
help me get out. I forgot. Oh man, Yeah, that's
why you need a woman in hereso I can keep you on, right.

(35:29):
I know, I know, trustme, I know what's up?
Asley just joined us? Hello?Asley? The hell? Are you solid?
Choice? You're well? From Dina? What's up? Did you shut
out Dina earlier? Dina in thechat? What up? Dina? What's
going on? Yeah, what's thematter. I just you're so upset still

(35:51):
about how I wasn an upset foryou? Is that what's going on?
No, I'm fine with that.I'm just like, you made that transition
real fucking quick. I just thoughtthat that'd be like thirty seconds of like,
I hope you're okay, You're okay, that's all water bummer. I
know you're very, very excited.When you call me earlier, you sounded
excited. I'm sorry, but youjust right right to Oh my god,

(36:12):
this balcony is so fucking nice.Yeah, I can't wait to see this
balcony. Better be made of gold, better have diamond like little things,
you know, and you know thatthis is when I have what is it
called no passions? Yeah, I'lltake issues. I'll give you. There
you go. So I worked Saturdayat fitness studio at Form, which I

(36:37):
love and I love catching up withall of you know, everyone that comes
in, and that's always fun becauselike I feel like I'm not really working.
I'm just like hanging out and chitchatting with everybody. And then I
was there helping out until like four. Damn it, where's it going?
Where's the story going? To thepoint that I had been working every single
day, but I love that joband I love what I'm able to do.

(36:58):
However, I just, you know, I was tired, and so
I'm like, what am I gonnado for myself? Like, remember I
talked last Wednesday, I was goingto listen to the whole Taylor Swift up.
I'm like, I don't know,I really didn't. I have not
that interest. You can't get afterme saying oh okay and listen to the
album because you're here. But whatI ended up doing is I made ravioli
and I had wine, and Isat with Teddy in bed upstairs, Like

(37:21):
we don't have a TV. Isaid, no, TV's upstairs, but
we got a giant projector and Iturned on like nineties MTV music videos and
I just watched it for like twohours, and I was like, this
is great. And then all ofa sudden, I got Oh, Dina
gave us a donation. Let's fuckingwake up the neighbors. Ok, been
slaughternight. We got to wake themup. You've been come for a weeken,

(37:42):
No, you're weekend. Welcome back, all right, Dina, Sorry
I'm late. Just a hug fory'all. Oh, Dina for Dina.
Oh that was a good one.I wait until it came back. Yeah,
it's still going. Yeah, butthat felt great that sound. And
and then bed for like two hoursand not having to worry about the world.
But then my mind got triggered,and then I was like, you

(38:06):
know what I need to go takeTeddy on the walk. You know what
I need to call my parents?You know what I need a call.
I think I said that in theghoshow that you did in this neighborhood.
I said that because Tony was makingthe point of like his wife likes to
come home and just unplug from theworld, doesn't want anybody around her,
just need some her time, right, which and he was like, I'm
sure Denise likes it. And Ieven told Tony during that ghoshow go back

(38:28):
and listen to it. I can't, like you give her that time.
She's like, I gotta do thisthis, and Mack, I know,
like like I know that you guyshave been so wonderful like listening to like
not all of the details, butlike it's been like a crazy month at
my other gig, and today itwas like all like a relieve because like
it was over. But then atthe same time, like I finally like

(38:50):
I hugged like my main contact andwe've been in like contact for eight weeks
every single day. And then shewas like, can you come down and
say goodbye? And and she's likeI want to hug to say goodbye.
And I was like, okay,like I gave her hugging. It felt
like family. And then I startedtearing up, like what with me right
now? I'm like, it's justcheck those pants. I should have said
that. I'm not wrong though,right I mean, the evidence is oh

(39:16):
my god. K Anyway, anyway, I don't have the girl that asked
you out in Chicago. Yeah,and then she thought I was gonna get
better. I like, no,I'm going to Chicago. Whoa treat me
to dinner and dress? Agree tothat? I it was just the idea.

(39:39):
I think you should have listened tome. I mean, she listens
and you don't. So there's that. Sorry, You've been doing a great
job. I know you've been.You've been NonStop, and I don't even
tonight I was thinking to myself,like we probably shouldn't do a show just
because you've been so nonsense. Y'allneed to understand. Like it's been.

(40:00):
You know, she's going to thehotel. She's through the door at the
hotel at like seven am and doesn'tget home. You know, I picked
up like ten, ten thirty.Right, It's been NonStop and I'm glad
that this event. By the way, I have to ask you, I
wish I had some pictures to showeverybody. Do you have any pictures?
Oh my god, yeah, ohyou guys. And here's the thing,
Like, I mean, Elia evenasked me to he was like, what

(40:22):
is this sex event? So here'sthe thing. I mean, I don't
care look through my phone. There'snothing looking. I was, like,
there's nothing scandals except for this eventwas very scanned. A girl that asked
about Chicago, or he's been sendingme pictures of her vagina or the girl
on the bed last night. Andthen I didn't realize, like what am
I looking at photos? You cango through everything that I add. I

(40:42):
guess I could just bring up mine. Huh oh sure, yeah, it's
in the group chat. But herehere's the thing that, like we had
this really important like VIP event andthen like all of like general managers were
all there from like all the differenthotels that I worked for, like under
this umbrella. And it was anyway the final party, like we've been
planning it for like six weeks.It was a house party, but there

(41:06):
was like a couple of things thatwe wanted to do as surprises. And
the only reason why I know I'mable to talk about it is because it
is you're about to get it onour social media. Get it? So
since it is on our so JesusChrist, to hold on, let me
scroll over what to hold on?See? I was I gotta I gotta
scroll over here. It is allright, I'm there. Get to the

(41:28):
fucking point. That's the end ofthe point that wasn't started the point yet.
I'm telling everybody what it was.And this party, again was a
house You never told something about theparty. It was a house party with
surprises. That's exactly what I justsaid, Okay, And I can share
it because it was on the socialmedia page. I just see pictures of
me holding a baby, you holdinga baby. I don't actually party Pooper's

(41:52):
chat O Jesus, too many fuckingchats and that they got names and ship
the first or of the second,of the last video, which one all
of them? What's what's this?Dum the bed? Okay, I think
I got it. Okay, I'mnot gonna lot of you. You said

(42:13):
a lot of fucking videos. Ididn't see that one. Yeah, no,
wonder. So I show up tohelp out Elia today and he's like,
was this a sex party? Like? What are they doing? And
I'm like, I don't know,bro, I have no idea, but
let me bring this. I can. I can play this. So is
this an employee or what is thisthe show? This is the show?
This is a this is a party. This is a house party. I

(42:34):
mean, I don't know about hotel. No, this is the house party.
What is she doing dancing? Thisis what rich people do. They
do it at hotels and they callit a house party. I know to
you and I it make zero sense. We're not one percent, I know.

(42:55):
Is she the entire night dancing onthe bed? Yeah? And like
do and like flips and then weyeah, and what would you only send
a five second video that is calleda you could maybe there's a few other
maybe not, maybe not share anymore. But it was we had oh this

(43:16):
is we had vodka. That's allvodka, and that's caviar. So we
were doing caviar. Can you notbring some caviar to the house, like
you bring the crappiest leftovers back.You brought me donuts that were stale as
No, you brought cupcakes from liketwo weeks ago, and you're like,

(43:37):
oh, I brought some treats.What about caviar? They eat all the
caviar. What did you bring somecaviar? Was there? Do you see
the double ice luge? Yeah,bring that back. We don't have an
ice maker. I'll scrape the shipout of that ice he brings back cupcakes.
I don't want cupcakes. Yeah,I want that. Uh? Can

(43:58):
I keep going with the videos?Is there anything that I shouldn't play?
No, I mean there's oysters.Oysters, don't bring that back? What
about this one? Oh? Thatwas a great Yeah that's it. Yeah
that was fun. I think thismight just be a picture. Is that
the DJ? Yeah that's the DJ. Booh jeez? What you Yeah that's
great. Yeah, that's awesome.Remind me of the boom Box remember that
we had for super Bowl? Yeah, the super Bowl DJ. Yeah,

(44:22):
it looked just like yeah, ohyeah, you know what. I wonder
if I can bring up my chatbecause I did feel I know everybody loves
it when I just feel stupid,and I definitely felt stupid here. Let
me bring it up. Let memake sure I didn't say anything inappropriate.
I don't think I did. Thisis uh for me? Yeah, this
is our chats for everybody to see. I guess I suppose hold on,

(44:44):
yeah I don't. I don't wantto. Oh. I liked it today.
So I'm ready to go to sleep, and I said, on my
way, I'll put you to bed. Oh, come on, that was
good. I thought that was good. I'll put you to I'm ready to
sleep, I'll put you to Okay, Well I thought that was good,
and you're gonna rock me to bed. I don't get it. Oh you're

(45:05):
welcome for lunch. Oh that video, Oh that video is my favorite.
I'm gonna post this one later today. But yeah, what did I bring
this up for? This was mylunch the other day? What? What
was that? Just saying I wantedto show everybody something to make a point.
And now we're just going through mymy just text messages are just stupid.
Get ready, this is her,this is my lunch. There you
go. Everybody can just see ourinside, like after fifty oh yeah,

(45:28):
this okay, all right, don'tsay nothing, don't say nothing, all
right. So she sends me apicture of this for the people listening to
the show. It's like a cleanerthe people listening just listening to the show.
This is what you put on yourdoor when you don't want to be
disturbed at a hotel. And it'sa picture of a bunny and it's got
a star in the middle, whichnow kind of looks like a butt.

(45:50):
But at the time I'm just like, oh, cute bunny. And he
said, happily hopping, do notdisturb bunny juice, So I said,
bunny juice question mark sounds cute,and then it clicked, and I'm like,
oh, I just got it.Poor housekeeping, its poor housekeeping.
Did everybody else thought it was justcute? Not sexual? Like right off

(46:12):
the gate? That is the topselling mini bar item. Not that the
butt bunny. It's kits for adults. Is this a butthole? What is
that? It's a butthole, isn'tit? It is? I knew it.
I fucking what a freaky bunny,which is weird because you would think
that this is the bunny's face,but it's not. It's backwards bunny.

(46:35):
Huh. Son of a bitch.Anyway, So we're missing my fellow phores.
That's what the fuck we're missing.Really need to start making something.
I gotta quit this podcast, startdoing something. Okay. Anyway, there
you go a little inside to ourlife. Thank you, Ace. I

(46:58):
didn't get it either. Didn't getit either. You want to play match
too? Did you have anything elsethat you wanted to cover? Because I
feel like now it' shit's going offthe reels. Let's play match too,
which means you got to leave theroom. See how she gets screw this
up tonight? My god? Allright, well, no match, all

(47:21):
right, So here's how it's gonnawork. I know you guys are gonna
suck it up because you do itevery week. So once again, I'm
gonna give you two words. Waituntil you have the second word, right,
and then you're gonna it's word association. So I'm gonna give you one
word and i'll give you another one. But like, as as soon as
I give you the first word,think of a word that associates with that
one. But don't type it inthe chat just yet. If you're listening,

(47:43):
if you're on the replay, GangGang Gang, just lock it away
in your head, right, Butdon't put them in the chat until you
have both words, otherwise it's gonnaget complicated. Your two words are butterfly
and mellow. Butterfly mellow. Matchto go. I'll give you thirty seconds,

(48:07):
I said, I said, Bunnyand juice. Really we should switch
it up, but next week it'llbe Bunny and Juice. Don't tell her

(48:37):
you're Jacqueline. Wow, there's nochance you could have mats with her.
None but good words. You cancome in. Just don't look at the
chat. You can come in.I'm still gonna give it a few seconds.
I still said copy. Sorry,just got what I said. I
hate I'm my coffee. That's whatI say. Sorry, copy like ter
said it. Oh, copy,copy that what I do want to?

(49:02):
Uh? No, can you justI missed the perfect opportunity for drop that
I have for no reason at all. Can you look back at the bunny
juice. Don't look at the chat, just the bunny juice coming up next.
It looks like a potential predator party. Oh found I dropped for years.
I finally could have used it,and I slipped. I suck,

(49:25):
I stink as a human. Youbetter not have looked at the chat.
Not I am not two words.Don't lie your first one. Butterfly,
Oh butterfly, I hear, don'tsay buddy butterfly. Those who know me,
uh, peki is my yellow butterfly. But that's probably not it.

(49:49):
Garden spring butterfly, beautiful butterfly wings, butterfly flowers, butterfly fly, butterfly
fly. No, that doesn't makeany sense. Weeks fly a caterpillar.
Caterpillar turns into a butterfly. DoI gotta go with that. Are you

(50:13):
telling me for caterpillar licking you?In? You? It was a close
one. You matched with two people, that's it, she says. Some
of the responses were effect, butterflyeffect. Oh what a great response,

(50:35):
butterfly kisses. Oh, butterfly wing. That's pretty good, Alfred, I
said wing, and so did DinaNature. Wait, oh no, no,
hold on, No, Nature wasJacqueline, Caterpillar was Asley, Carol
said, tattoo, butterfly wings anotherwing from Rodrigo? And who else had

(51:00):
I thought we had? You?Yeah, Kareem and my fellow square bears.
It's who you're playing with right now, who you're losing with right this
second, because your second word ismellow mellow, marshmallow done, marsh,
mellow ody or mellow yellow. No, you guys know me. Although I'm
sorry, you might only be playingwith hold on, let me stop this,

(51:22):
you might only actually be playing withKareem, because okay, I got
something from uh from Asley? Allright, never mind, you're good mellow
mellow, and I'm saying marsh mellow. Walk me in, marsh all right,
shut yeah, walk on? Yeah? Where is it here? It

(51:51):
is? How do I keep soone drop I use every week. I
only use like two drops, andI always lose it. Wait for it,
it's coming, it's coming, here, it comes. Damn it,
Denise, there's a new one.I'd love for you to be added to
that list of damn it Denise's dropus an inscan voice note online. The

(52:15):
two that you should have went withis Ashley said yellow, yellow, and
then Kareen was let me go backup. It's kind of difficult. Kareen
said yellow as well. Oh mygod, you were with both. Oh
no, damn it, Denise,Oh what the hell? Fuck it up?

(52:40):
Come on, you guys know Ilove the DJ Marshmallow, right.
Uh No, nobody thought that way, And why would you associate that well,
I guess mellow Nobody not one personsaid marsh No, that's that's awful,

(53:00):
might be the worst, That mightbe the worst one to date.
Nobody knows that. Denise. Watchthat video with Marshmallow and it's called what
is that one called? Im I'vedrawn a blank for the rest of the
week. I'm just waiting for theone week we have to put a prize

(53:22):
up for grabs. I need tofind something cool, like it's been so
long. I need to find likea great prize something. Unfortunately now we're
broke, so it's kind of difficult. But I got to find a great
prize for the person that actually matcheswith her because it's been that freaking long
and it's gonna happen. And youknow what, that's what makes it so
good, because it's the anticipation whenwe actually get a winner. I know

(53:44):
you guys will see it right onmy face. Let's see. Going over
to instant voice notes happening during theshow live, this is modesto. Damn
it, Denise what you're at itto it? Man' Oh my god,
wait, we need to pump pumpup the breaks. We got Rasor with
a very serious comment in the chat, We're going, whoa, what the

(54:07):
Yeah, that's it. That's that'sgoing to open heart surgery on May twentieth.
Pray for me and my family.Racer, dude, you can't just
drop that like pray sir? Whatis okay? Damn son? We need
to somehow connect and yeah, forsure, for sure, maybe it's well,

(54:29):
we'll definitely send all of our love. Maybe well that's for granted,
maybe it doesn't want to talk aboutit right now. But if you do,
Racer, we definitely would love to. Well, dude, I don't
know how we can help, obviously, but if there's it's so difficult,
there's nothing that like what can youknow? But if there's anything that you
think of, please do not hesitate, and please know that we're gonna be

(54:51):
thinking of you all the way upto that date, not just on that
date. And uh, christ Man, if you feel like sharing U send
me an email. It's PKFPKNDK dotcom. Otherwise, just know that you
get your whole let me know whatI'm able to share what I'm not.
But yeah, man, Sam hasyour back in christ that sucks, Letterman

(55:13):
had that done. The good newsis that technology is to that point that
like it, but still it doesn'tmatter like how good, Like I don't.
I can't imagine what it must belike to be in your brain right
now, because like my thoughts wouldbe even though that we're at a point
that it's like miraculously like miraculous thatthey can go in they can fix some

(55:36):
of these things, because think aboutit, like, you know, not
that long ago they couldn't. You'rejust screwed that that was it, you
know, like at least now theycan go in, they can fix some
stuff up, but it's still yourfucking heart. Oh yeah, you know
that's not Oh yeah, when whenthe time is right, you want to
talk and share if that ever comesabout, you know, we're here like
we we are all one hundred percentfamily like for for a long time,

(56:00):
all the years. What little girls, Well that's you know, that's gotta
be the cap to the damn it, Denise, But I gotta do one
more time. Let me turn thevolume over. You might have to just

(56:29):
start ending the shows with that.Oh man, yeah, god, I
can't. I can't shake that off. I'm sorry. Yeah, man,
god, that sucks. Can Italk real quick? And I know this
is a ship transition because there's noway to go from that to to I
mean, that's I don't know.That's just like I know that just reminds

(56:55):
you of like earlier today you were, well, I gotta deal with and
I'm like, you gotta pump thefucking brakes. You did. You pulled
me a site and then you gotto like realize what's important and what's not
and like just put things And Iknow that that's easier than done. I
also know that that's easier to associatewith when you know somebody that's going through
something or something just happened, andlike, I get that, but it's

(57:19):
got to be like a way tobe able to bring that up and you
know, to put things in.I think really what it was is like
I saw a Twitter post as well, and not a lot of stuff like
or X or whatever, but nota lot of stuff like you know,
sticks with me just because I've seenlike so many like cats phrases and motivational
posters and all that stuff. Butthis one girl was working and she wasn't
like in a coffee shop somewhere inCalifornia, and she was like, I'm

(57:39):
on vacation, but I'm still working. And every day during my week of
vacation, like these group of guysgot together in a circle, you know
when I'm coding on a laptop andthen they would just talk. So today
I listened and they talked about thisand that and this and whatever. But
what they didn't talk about is liketheir jobs or professions or they were just
talking about like life kids and they'rea group of friends. And uh,

(58:01):
you know, I don't know why, maybe because it wasn't a motivational poster.
It was just like it felt authentic. But that really stuck with me.
So yeah, yeah, and thentonight, you know, I know,
uh, just to be continued andwe can. I don't think they
want us to harp on any longer, but we'll talk about it later for
sure, so we'll leave it atthat and just know, no you cut

(58:23):
me off, Yeah I did.Okay, I'll see you, Brian Racer.
We love you, guys, welove you so much. What is
it? That's the girls? Iknew it. I knew it. Damn
it. Denise was our girls andnow they can't stop saying it. Yo.
What No? I don't know ifthat's good though. One of the

(58:46):
some stuff happened at school and they'relike, whoa, they got kicked out?
And then who's this Denise and belike, well, he's the girl
they can't ever get match too.Oh yeah, damnit, I agree.
Let me look into my list tosee if there's anything else that I've missed
here. I thought you wanted toget serious about something, but I think

(59:07):
we just did. I think wejust did. Oh uh, how you
kicked Teddy out of bed? Youmade him sleep downstairs? I'm out of
town. One night she makes thedog sleep. The dog doesn't sleep downstairs
ever, Like if I were toput the dog downstairs to night, he's
howling. Yeah, you put himdownstairs. Yes, I did. What
happened, Yeah, one thousand percent. So we were cute. Night one,

(59:30):
I guess it was two nights.Yeah, and that was totally fine,
cuddle buddies and whatever. Night twoand I'm exhaustics. Again. I
had to be up at six thirtyin the morning Saturday, it doesn't matter,
but I'm like up early or whatever. And then finally I get my
time. As we already talked about, like my nineties night in bed that
sounds very dirty. You get thepoint, all of a sudden, every

(59:50):
hour, starting at like eleven PM, he jumps off the bed and then
I can like, here is likea little pause in his little nails,
like on this like little square becauseyou guys realize the studio is at home.
But yeah, and I'm like he'spacing, pacing, pacing, So
I'm like, okay, fine,Teddy, like let's go. So we
walked down the stairs and I takehim out and I drop him down to
go pee, run, walks backin again. One hour later, walks

(01:00:15):
right back in, doesn't pee,poop, smell nothing. I'm like,
what is going on? So thethird how long did you wait outside with
him? What do you mean?How long can you rush him? He
means his time to go potty.Anyway, I was annoyed. Oh this
last time was like three thirty inthe morning, and I dropped him to
go pee, sniffs, smell,comes back and didn't do anything like f

(01:00:36):
this. Now we got like alittle girls I'm watching, so maybe that
wasn't even darn it, this Ican't deal with it. So I was
like, I'm sorry, Teddy,but you are now staying downstairs, and
I put like a blockade up sowe couldn't come up the stairs, and
he just had to stay down thereand sleep. I'm like, Teddy,
I can't I need my sleep andyou are really disruptive right now and did

(01:00:57):
not get a good even two hoursof sleep. And then all of us,
as soon as I picked pick upfrom the airport, Teddy, it's
me mommy, sad Teddy. Andthen all of a sudden, Peka comes
in too. His tails are dwagon. He goes crazy, his little mouth
like he's like so excited and I'mlike, what did I do? Like
it was not even like a fullforty eight hours. Let me sleep downstairs?

(01:01:20):
She that right? Yeah, let'sgo to Hannah. Damn it,
Denise, Hannah. Hannah, whojust came in real time? Hannah.
I didn't even know what she wasgonna say. Just a point zero one
seconds. I just guess, thankyou, Hannah. What a tag dem
effort right there? Yeah, DeiseHannah in this chat? What's going on?
You guys are just made up names? What's happening? Oh my god,

(01:01:45):
you're right backwards Mickey? Uh Deniseor Dennis. She hates that nickname.
And her grandma. Uh well,all I really honestly saw him say
is Denise and her grandma. AndI immediately thought about how your grandma wanted
to get rid of him right away. And now all of a sudden,
I go out of town for likea day and a half, and you
make him sleep downstairs. You areyour grandma. If anybody anything happens to

(01:02:06):
me, somebody's got to promise meyou're going to adopt this poor little dog.
Poor little dog. Probably take himright to the pound. Did anybody
actually see the video today of meand Teddy? We were best of friends.
So yeah, he loved me,and he looked on my nose and
my toes. He has bitten yournose a couple of times, yes,
but not in a while anyway,because I need to see if we got

(01:02:30):
more donation. Here you go.Also, I see on your notes because
we have notes here that we share. We have shared notes. Yeah,
try to prap a little bit.Things go always off the rails. But
you know, we have a goodtime, and we appreciate y'all joining and
listening. But what is the cutestslash sweetest thing PK did for me?

(01:02:51):
What did I I can't even thinkof what I did cutest slash? Oh
my god. Yeah. Also,I feel like I need this tonight where
because my mouth has gotten me introuble. So let's end the show with
something sweet. Okay. So soit gets like it doesn't matter. I've

(01:03:12):
done a lot. Whatever, I'vedone a lot, like a work from
home type situation, and so likePK then had to go like do his
thing for a day, and ohthe cables, and I thought, like,
the sweetest thing he did here?You can go ahead and I'll just
show everybody. So the monitor thatyou see right here. But this picture
specifically is what I wanted to showcasebecause like it really meant a lot because

(01:03:34):
I it had been an extremely stressfullast six weeks and like especially last week
it was just insane. And thenp K left, you know, for
his other gig, and I wouldn'tuse the word gig. I would just
you know, Yeah, it's gonnatake me second because I got to share
it from your phone to my phoneto the but it's almost there. I

(01:03:57):
almost got it there, so everybodyknows, and then I'll show you the
thing. So because she works fromthe house, so time. Yeah,
and then she wanted a monitor,so I'm like, I got you.
And then she was like, nowit's on the disk, I need it
to be up here. And I'mlike, fucking Christ all right, So
I put it on a box.You see the monitor right there. It's
on the box, so you know. But then also I know that like

(01:04:18):
i'd be like, hey, thiscable goes into it's a USB cable,
USB port. You know, ifI tell her that ten times out of
ten, I'm gonna get a phonecall. Where is this plug in?
To my god? Okay, okay, I said, this is the sweetest,
cutest thing ever. And this isactually what goes through your mind because
this is not what I envisioned.I thought you just were trying to help

(01:04:38):
me out because you know I wasstressed. Now I'm pissed off. Oh
no, that is not how Ithought or interpretated this situation. No,
I wanted to take care of youbecause I knew you were having a really
hard week. Oh my god,the real PK comes out. I made
you a diagram. Let me seeif I can resize that. So people,
my god, did you right alreadyplugged it because I'm a blonde?

(01:05:01):
No, because I knew, becauseI'm an idiot. You want, you
want to talk about that, I'lltalk about that. I'll tell you.
I said that, I'll tell you. So there's fucking there. Sorry,
there's four cables. And I knewif I laid out four cables for forget
it, never getting anything done.So I'm like, this is the monitor
in case the monitor doesn't work becauseI don't have your laptop. Here here's
a backup monitor, so because youknow, and then uh, this is

(01:05:23):
for your webcam. And again ifyou go from up top, you can
see there's like a webcam that Iinstalled also on the floor, not the
desk, because I know that youlike to move around on the desk.
Yeah, and if you have iton the desk, then the webcam shakes.
But I didn't want your people tosee it shake. Oh, because
I get nervous. And then thismove the power cable. Let's talk about
the fucking power cable. I gounderneath the desk and it's just like the

(01:05:48):
The outlet that I gave her islike, yanked it, yanked the UPS
backup. What's a UPS. It'sthe backup battery, the PS. Yeah,
it's called a UPS. Oh UniversalPower supply. No, uh huh,
Well I mean that works too,but no, So she yanked it
and she's moved everything around and thingsare unplugged, and it's like a fucking

(01:06:10):
spider's nest of cables. So I'mlike christ woman, So like I the
reason that it's powered on, letme bring it back up on the on
the screen. The reason that Ialready had a plugged in is so you
didn't have to go down there andplug it in. I don't have to
go down Well you have to dois just plug it in the computer.
Okay, this is a where ismy never ending story bit. I just
wanted to say you don't like youdid something. And I thought that it

(01:06:32):
was really sweet because it had beencrazy and you knew that I needed to
come and work from home, andI thought that that was awesome that you
thought of me. I didn't realizeyou did it because you thought that I
was an idiot. No, Idid it because I wanted to make it
as easy as possible. For sure, because I'm an idiot. Why did
you put the heart seas I've alreadyplugged in? Because you put then up
because it's a webcam, because becauseI was on the way to the airport,

(01:06:57):
and I'm like, okay, thisis the description. But then I'm
like a lover, let me putsome hearts. Oh a thumbs up.
I thought that it was very sweet, and I should have kept it to
myself because after you man explained itto me, now I'm annoyed. Shout
out to the power cable barely hangingin there. Dude, you have no
fucking idea? Oh my god,did we I went down there and I'm
like, you have to understand,guys and ladies, the ups thing that

(01:07:18):
I have down there. It's twobig ass batteries rights in case the power
goes out. It takes a lotof force to move that shit. And
it was like moved and there waslike hey the other thing and stuff was
falling over here, and like we'vegot a lot of electronics. I'm like,
what are you doing now, pick, he's got a lot. Yeah,
yeah, what are you doing downthere? Well, anyway, I
thought that was sweet. Now Iknow it wasn't. You're just being condescending.

(01:07:41):
Next, what's the other point,Honeybee? What's up? Thanks?
I resting? Good timing, honeyme, honeybe. Nic honeybe had sent
me a message and I gotta getback to oh how to cancel the oh
oh it fitness? Yeah, soI always call it just to be clear
because he's gonna you know, shealmost had it two. Yeah. I
don't know why, but the signit's like a black planet. To me,
I was called a black planet.Yeah. But then she's like,

(01:08:02):
don't say that, it's inappropriate.I'm like, I don't know what's I'm
not trying to be inappropriate. Itjust look like a black planet floating.
Yeah, And anytime we go inthere, it's like, no, it's
pretty bright in there, but OhI love it. Yeah, I actually
did not want to go, butbecause I've heard like horror stories, but
like, I enjoyed it a lot. Our Planet Fitness is amazing down stairs.
Well, I haven't been going likeat all, and even though it's

(01:08:23):
only I mean every penny counts,it's only twenty seven a month, but
again every penny count and I hadn'tgone for like three months, and I
like it. It's it's a wasteand potentially want to use that money for
something like the both of us cando because like right now, again,
my schedule never can accommodate what peakcase schedule is because I was not working
out if she's not, and wego live to the girls with a comment,

(01:08:54):
mean, why not, damn we'reworking out. Come on, I'm
gonna play that. Yeah of coursenot, of course not. But the
reason I canceled the membership or whatI was trying to do is because,
like I can use that money toput into something else where the both of
us can go. So the reasonwhy it was so cheap is because like
my name was on it, butp K can only go when I could
go, and just clearly we barelyhave time together, so it just wasn't

(01:09:16):
working out. So we're gonna figureout like a better solution or whatever.
Magonzo. You know I tried mcgonzas. Did you try the hydro chairs?
Yeah? Dude? So she hadthe plus membership, right, So I
kept telling the front desk person,can I try those? Because I think
I want to upgrade my membership,but I need to try the chairs.
I ran out of employees to usethat on. Dude, the hydro chairs.

(01:09:36):
I was like, so I getit. If Pek can hop on
that membership and I can join,I think that would be more beneficial.
The other thing is like, there'sa fitness center that's right like in the
same parking lot as where I work, So like that would be got hydro
chairs though they do all right?Then okay, yeah they do all right.
I'm not gonna play the damn aDenise. I am gonna play this.

(01:10:01):
Letters. Oh we get letters,We get your letters, Reach in
and pull one out. Rip thoseletters. I love those letters. Say
oh boy, do you ever wantto send us anything? You can and

(01:10:26):
it's online at pickin dk dot com. Go to snail mail. You see
our address. You can send that. It goes to a UPS box right
next door. Not that we don'ttrust you, but one out of all
of y'all could be a murderer,so you know, right next door.
And we got some mail that wassent in and I actually had an instant
voice note that came in about twoweeks ago. Picked it up. I

(01:10:47):
had it here ready to go lastweek, and then we forgot about it
and we ended the show and I'mlike, I can't do that again.
We haven't get to it. Go. I already ripped it off. You
know what it is? No,do you want to? I know,
just pull it out and I'll relaythe story. I think I know what
it is because it came in afterI was complaining that you put your Louis
bag, which I cannot afford anymore. You down? Oh my god?

(01:11:10):
Who how? Yes? Okay,go on show, everybody. These are
the things that like you put upin their magnet and then yeah, they're
magnets. And that's that's when youhave listeners. That note is I love
this Okay, that's the voice note. I don't know I already played it
anyone, like two weeks ago whenwe should opened it, but uh,

(01:11:33):
thank you appreciate it, and thatwill definitely be used one hundred percent.
Thank you to yell at me allthe time, even don't put it on
the ground and then I show upand it's on the fucking ground. What
are you doing? I went todaylike I was in the bathroom and I'm
sorry, kids, don't use thatlanguage. Don't worry why, But I
was in the bathroom and I waslike, man, it would really be
helpful to have a hook, Andnow I got a hook. There you

(01:11:57):
go. Cute, But I wantto know who sent it. Well,
well I will tell you full thebole, but not right now. In
fact, if you set that,drop us in this voice note or I
will dig it up and then we'lldo it. Yeah. I love those
things. Ace. You definitely neededthat. Thank you so much. Yes,
what did you get to day twofrom work? That's really cool.
But then you also showed me somethingelse that you got that I was like,

(01:12:18):
I don't know, but then itstarted like it's magnetized holders for your
traveling. Oh yeah, I canmake up grab yeah it. But again,
the whole reason the planet fitness thingcame up and I wanted to share
it is because, like you were, you're not able to cancel it in
any state except for California. SoI wanted to give you a little hack,

(01:12:38):
but Pika cut me off and wasn'tlistening to you. I'm sorry,
this is a fine story shorts sinceI take too long. It's a great
hack. Take your time, andI do want to say thanks to Reddit
for this. Like how you cancelme? Just get to the fucking hack?
Oh no, oh shit it nowI had to. I didn't want
to hit the button, but Ikind of had to. She gave me

(01:13:00):
that look that's like, don't hitthe button or fucking out of here,
and I'm like, I gotta hitthe button now. Anyway, give us
a second. I'm gonna step onthis wine and hopefully she'll come back up
and tell you because this really,honestly is a great hack, and it's
also messed up that it's not availablein any other states by California, which
she had to switch her membership togreat hack here she is, So yeah,

(01:13:21):
if you have a certain membership andthis is just for Planet Fitness,
you just transfer it to the stateof California. And then it took a
whole like two minutes, and thenthey actually allow you to cancel online.
And that was it. So there'sa law in California, and I bet
you it's not just a black planet. There's a plan of fitness planet physiness.

(01:13:43):
There's a law in California that whichI really appreciate, and I hope
that like every state adopts this.You have to have a cancel button.
You have to make it easy forpeople to cancel as easy as it is
for them to sign up. Right. So that's why I think that you
anything like other services probably have thatif you change your address, right,
so as soon as you change youraddress, then the cancel button popped up

(01:14:06):
and then bam, you're done.And then otherwise how would you have canceled?
Oh, you can physically go,but again, as I mentioned before,
I haven't gone in like three months. You can physically go, or
you have to send in like snailmail for like seven days. Afraid.
Oh what's that? You're my dude, because when I made you mad a
second ago, he goes my boyPK and magonzo ass hat ah. So

(01:14:30):
yeah, all right, so thisis this thing is this is pretty cool?
Yeah, so I I hosted.Wait, I mean, do you
transfer you need a California? Didyou need a California address or no,
no, what did you do?Just said? All I said is I
wanted to transfer my my club toUH. I was in San Francisco,

(01:14:51):
And it's a lot of It's alot easier. I used to have to
tell people that I'm moving out ofthe country. Yeah, or that's a
cancel Comcast. I'm long. Didyou sw up like I'm gone to fucking
Europe? What country we're available insome ceremony? Yeah, took a gamble.
Oh yeah, we're not there.We're gonna fucking cancel. It still
had to hear the speech, sooops, Marty dropping up. So these

(01:15:13):
things Okay, I'm just gonna readit real quick. It says each I
mean, does anyone care what itactually says? But I think it's sweet.
Just show them what it is.Only you move like you do,
you do it all. We makeit easy to bring everything you are with
you. Welcome to Cadence. Andthen it says, each capsule magnetic in
at least three different ways, madewith one travel sized bottles worth of plastic
collected from beaches around the world.And it is this magnetic thing that has

(01:15:38):
so like this one is shampoo,So you put your shampoo. This one
is your medications. Hold up,yeah, this one is your conditioner.
You got cleanser. I'm gonna holdit up. Boys, streizers, girls
want to see it, all right, and then shout out yeah Kirklin and
Ellis, they're the ones that giveto this to me today. But yeah,
and it's all like magnetic and itmoves in different way. Don't worry

(01:16:00):
about that there that goes Yeah,I don't know. I thought, I
don't know why I like that somuch, And I wonder too lucky.
I'm trying to think in hotel bathrooms, is there like ah, I guess
every hotel bathroom will be different,but I wonder if there's a place to
stick them too. Yeah, Imean yeah, I don't know. Sick
dropping. I said it's magnetic inthree different ways. I just thought that

(01:16:21):
was really interesting because like I too, am always looking for like a little
small, you know, things tocarry my moisturizer in or cleanser, especially
if I'm going for like a day, two three days, or just like
having to work late and still wantto like refresh for something. But I
don't know, like this is thecoolest thing ever. Corene says that it's
awesome, that's so cool. Yeah, yeah, I pick that up on

(01:16:47):
the mics because I got some processing. If you did that was we are
in Texas and we do not haveuh weed storage allowed? Uh no afraid
I said weed sto words is whathe was saying. That's what I said.
Yeah, oh we are not.No, we do have that here.
I don't know. No, there'sno way swhere to guys. Eliot

(01:17:10):
was telling me he's the weed master. He was telling me because they've got
all these CBDs shops that are poppingup now, and he was like,
no, they have the real stuff. Yeah, you just have to give
him the wink. I'm like,I'm not very good at the wink,
sir. Should we call them onone? No, I'm just not like
I don't have that look Like whenwe went as a group to Europe and
I think it was Prague that alldrugs were legal. I wasn't the one

(01:17:30):
that was offered like coke or anything. Not that I wanted to, but
I'm like, what does everybody elsein our group get offered all these things?
What do I look like a businessmanand nothing? They just ignored me.
They looked at me like a likea snitch or something. Now,
you are Europeans, so you probablyjust looked like you were from there.
I don't know. I always takethat stuff personally, even like so,

(01:17:53):
she checked me into a flight goingto New Orleans, and I was fucking
back of the plane right again,have you guys like the theme of DK
does everything for p K and yethe bitches about the back of the fucking
plane where people are shitting. Right. So I'm sitting there and the whole
plane is filled with people except likethree, I don't know, three chairs
in front of me or something,right, and I saw everybody was picking

(01:18:14):
the other chairs, and I'm like, what the fuck? What's wrong with
me? Then I showered this morning. I think I look presentable when somebody
sit next to me, and Imoved over to make sure that there were
seats here. You were nobody wantto sit next to me the nose?
What do they think I'm gonna do? Sniff them? I don't know either.

(01:18:36):
We gotta end the show. Thisis it. I'm not even going
to the chat to look at yourmessages because they're gonna they're just gonna hurt
my ego and it's already in pain. And I appreciate you. I love
y'all. Shout out to the replayGang Gang Gang, Thank you so much
for listening. Extra love to anybodythat has PK and DK plus. Really

(01:18:56):
appreciate you to keep us going hereand to pay for some of the verses
that we have. Yes, that'show you do it. Thank you for
the Dina, Thank you for thedonation tonight. Appreciate you. And uh
hey remember if you're listening to thislater, you can still donate. You
can do that PayPal or what howdo you venmo venmo cash up at p
K and DKA anything else? Arewe good? Love you guys so much,
thank you, Thank you big ofan ear beating? Am I getting

(01:19:17):
tonight? After the show? Youkind of were naughty, like a serious
naughty. Are we back next Wednesday? Yeah, wouldn't we be. It's
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(01:19:41):
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(01:20:03):
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