Full Show: Entire plane gets Mounjaro'd!!!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I know, I know, but here's this show.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
I was supposed to do it this morning, but then
I got stuck up programming. I'm trying to finish one
of these apps. Hold on, you're gonna think I'm making
this up, but I'm not. Just load it again, so
i gotta see if it's gonna work. I've been at
this entire fucking day, entire day, trying to get this
to work. I keep telling myself, I'm not that dumb.

(00:25):
I'm gonna get this down. So I've just been dedicated.
And again you're gonna hear about some of this what
I'm talking to you right now during the show that's
about to start. Let me see, let me see if
this finally after five hours work hold on computers. Turn Yeah,

(00:45):
it didn't work, all right, So back to the drawing pad,
the tutorials, the code breakdowns, the oh here's an air message,
so that's great.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Anyway.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Again, you'll hear more about this in the show, and
I'm gonna start doing some of these quick shows for
the plus people and just kind of walk you through
my progress of learning whatever it is that I'm trying
to learn, and because I'm gonna need your help when
I start releasing some of these different things, I kind
of want you to play around with them and tell me, like,
find the bugs, I guess is what I'm saying to you.

(01:17):
And once again, this is gonna make sense in just
a few but let me say big thank you to
all the PK and DK plus people who are helping
us just survive. So really appreciate you, guys. And I
want to do some bonus stuff for you because I
know we've neglected you. So you're just gonna get some
of these PK shows starting probably I think tomorrow, so
scrap in for that and for right now, scrap in

(01:40):
for last night's show. Some commercials if you're not a
PK and DK plus subscriber. If you are, the show
starts right now.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
And I really wish we didn't have to do these commercials,
but every dollar counts, and honestly, like if one of
these other crazy ideas ever takes off, the first thing
I'm gonna do is get rid of all these commercials.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
But until then, I gotta do it. Apologies, and again,
thank you, bekaing d K plus people. Show starts now.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
It's a DK and DK yea your average everyday cup
of fighting makeup on YouTube.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Welcome to our dysfunctional life. Here we go, Here we go,
Here we go. Something body shirt got me.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Going over there.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
I just noticed not only are you late, but our
title says it's eight fifty three. Oh, so we are Suh.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
You know that's stupid clock.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
You can't see it probably, I don't know. I don't
think you can see it. But it's uh no, you
can't see it. It's cut off.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
But it's a sharper image. You think it'd be smart, right, So.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
Like, how old is that sharper image?

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (02:51):
So story? That's I think? Now it's a male order catalog,
a catalog. I don't know what is that.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
My point is I got the clock a little while ago,
and by that I mean years ago, and it's.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
One of my favorite clocks.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
But it doesn't update whenever the time change happened, so
it always takes me like a month, and I keep
freaking myself.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
You know, you think that you would actually be on
time because it's like an hour late. No, no, yeah, at.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Least I'm consistent that I'm always like fifteen twenty minutes late.
I thought I had things dialed in tonight, I had
everything open. I was like, I just gotta just turn
on the computer that does the video because that's a
different computer, right, But I had everything open, Windows lined up,
everything was Gucci ready to go. So I got a
little cocky and like ten minutes before the show, I'm like, oh,

(03:37):
this is plenty of time. I turn on the video computer.
It crashes. I'm missing a hard drive. It's a whole
disaster thing in here.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Pick.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
It was like panic, PK, straight up, where's the hard drive?
I'm like, what what what you mean?

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Where?

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Like?

Speaker 5 (03:49):
Why? How did you lose it?

Speaker 1 (03:50):
I don't understand.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
I don't understand.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Why is it that was in a pocket? You know,
I got a bucket. I got a book bag with
a lot of pockets. It was in a pucket and
I didn't didn't check anyway.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
How the hell are you guys? I know you don't
want to hear about our backpacks. We've got a lot
of stuff to get to. Uh. You know, we had
a little bit of a trip I had. I got
lights solved, oh god, yeah, and came into.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
The bathroom and lif soold me to my face, I'm
in a strange different area. So I didn't want to
start don't start no s won't be no less even
though he's technically started it.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
But coming in and spraying, man, I'll tell you about that.

Speaker 5 (04:23):
Technically you started by smelling.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Uh, speaking of spring, I sprayed an entire plane, entire plane.
I sprayed them with my uh fat shot. I did
it wrong, uh and it sprayed some people.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
I got that story coming up. What else happened from
our trip?

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Ah?

Speaker 5 (04:40):
So much there there is I don't want.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
To tell anybody. But then, no.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
I wasn't gonna you know, I wasn't gonna say anything.
It was like just a little you know, just a
little McCall family vacation. Yeah, I guess you'd say. We've
celebrated with the mc calls a couple of years, sometimes
in like Mexico, but this time was in Hawaii. I
spent some times with uh what.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
So our adopted family. I don't know if they look
at it this way, but I look that way. I've
you know, they don't have a say in this matter.
They have been adopted.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah buy me.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
So it was great to hang out with your friend
listen Ryan as well.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
I mean we've been friends for like sixteen years. They
have three kids, and so they're always like back to
back doing busy crazy.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Things to your baby fever when they were facetiming the kids.

Speaker 5 (05:21):
I mean they are the most adorable I mean kids, yeah,
grown kids.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
They wouldn't have adorable kids like that though, And like
you have alias kid that's adorable. Their kids are adorable.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
And you know, our kid would come out with this
foreign face, the big nose.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
We've talked about this before, but then you would bring
it back. I hope so because you're very very adorable
and beautiful and stuff. He so, I don't know, it's
really a toss.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Maybe we'd have a cute kid until a kid hit
like eight or nine, and then the ugliness.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
Would come in and the nose would just grow.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Like the one lady where we were, there was two
ladies checking us out.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Did you hear the one lady She was like, uh, yeah,
I'm from Greece. And I looked over. I'm like, yes you.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
Are, Oh yeah, oh no I didn't yeah no, I
did not notice that the place, the.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Chicken place shirt. She got me the best. She's like,
why are you wearing that best?

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (06:06):
I should got to put it on. Oh it's out there.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
Yeah, maybe we'll put it on next show.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
We'll see what happens with you know, after a little
bit of wine. We are doing the next show.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
We haven't we haven't really talked much about this. But
if everybody that's like joining us right now, if the
chat wants to drop in their cities and everything's again,
it's not just.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
About p K. The hell's up? Carol?

Speaker 5 (06:25):
How you doing again? Like all of you that are
joining us on this wonderful Wednesday?

Speaker 1 (06:30):
What's up?

Speaker 5 (06:30):
Tom?

Speaker 1 (06:31):
What's up? Johnny? What's up? My dude? That time changes
in November?

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Okay, all right, yeah, time change.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
We also haven't been on since what the day before Thanksgiving?

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Right?

Speaker 6 (06:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Was mixing? Email? Sent PK?

Speaker 5 (06:44):
Check email?

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Check my email? Now you didn't send it like last
week and I haven't been sing. Came in loaded right here?
I missed nothing.

Speaker 5 (06:53):
Uh huh, I'm sure what else?

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Go ahead?

Speaker 5 (06:56):
So we got Rose. How's how's the foot? Rose?

Speaker 1 (06:58):
You've been running around the house doing high jumps.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
Checking him from Gladstone, sister in law? Right there? We
got Jacqueline and Sugarland Texas.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Get you?

Speaker 5 (07:08):
Yes, there we go? What's it? Say?

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Well?

Speaker 1 (07:10):
I don't know, should I be Mega.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
Says now that we were back, get on it, sir.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Uh uh wait was I I might have been looking
at a different email. Yeah, the first email was definitely
a scam that I was looking at. But because you
just said to check the email, I was like, Oh,
this ship's gone.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
We got a sponsorship. No, it's a deodorant company from the.

Speaker 5 (07:28):
UK, says what you talked about.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah, you really not what I was looking at them
when I went to that email talking about I'm going
to an email, I'm saying. When I went to that
email box, the first thing that came up was a
sponsorship for deodorant from the UK. I got kind of excited,
But a lot of those are scams, not because of
the AI stuff, however, makes I did just get your emails.
It's not yes, I will be uh, I'll be looking

(07:52):
into that. I don't want to do it right in
the middle.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
The show is gonna be weird. But yes, I got
to email.

Speaker 5 (07:55):
As long as you did, because I don't know what
you guys are speaking of.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Just out of our business.

Speaker 5 (07:59):
Take on there, Jessica Browerd just saying hello, Hey, you
know we got Tom Gerner in line at targe in Medford.
Oh what's you buying?

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah, what's up?

Speaker 5 (08:10):
What's on the list?

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Is it stores busy this?

Speaker 5 (08:13):
I'm sure they are. It's the I mean it's the eleven.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Back when I had money, Yeah, I would go like
the day before it's I would always you know, I mean,
I guess that's just a constant with me, which is
always like I don't know who's running late. I'm trying
to work on that. But yeah, even back then, I.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Mean I would always have the best gifts when I
could afford him.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
But it was definitely the day before go ahead.

Speaker 5 (08:33):
We got Charlie checking in from Klacamus in Oregon Rose
about her foot. It's healing, feels better each day. That's
great because I know that they're coming to town in
like a few weeks. That we got to be sure
you're like one hundred percent.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
I need the chat to send me some ideas that
we can do that involve you know, like kicking things, kickball, uh,
you know, running around? Pick a Ball's a good one.
Like where where can we we got to test this foot?

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Right?

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah, we got to see if it's like all the
way back. What else can we have or do? Maybe
a type rope do we have that in Houston?

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Little type? You know, we can take classes. You don't
have to be high off the ground.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
You can just be a couple of fee ice skating,
good ice skating.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Who came up with that? I was good?

Speaker 5 (09:12):
Yeah? He Jessica saying, what up from Florida?

Speaker 1 (09:16):
What's up?

Speaker 5 (09:17):
How are you? What part of Florida?

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Orlando? Right, it's gotta be I'm not sure.

Speaker 5 (09:20):
Okay, we got Porterville, Kelly Rodrigo checking in.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
What's up man, Susan?

Speaker 5 (09:24):
In h Town? It's chillier.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah, it's freezing. I hate it.

Speaker 6 (09:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
I turned the I turned the heat on when it
hit sixty seven degrees. Yeah, everyone turned the heat on.
People start laughing at me.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
I'm like, well, our friends that live in Oregon are
like really in conditioned to the in our house always Yeah.
Bootleg seventy three Milwaukee with an Ie. Hello, Hello from Walla, Walla. Brian.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Is it onion onion season for Walla Walla? I could
not yet. Yeah, I mean it could be its once
a year, right, but I don't know.

Speaker 5 (09:50):
I don't know what it is to say that could
be Jessica. Yeah, Orlando, you're right, I know.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Because he checks in every week from Orlando. I figured
you'd known, You're not.

Speaker 5 (09:58):
I don't know, you got a better memory this week
he came, mine's a little busy up here.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
What's what's going on? What do you want to talk about?
I mean, oh my god, can I tell everybody?

Speaker 5 (10:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:07):
What are you gonna say?

Speaker 5 (10:08):
Go on? No, go ahead, I'm done. I forgot, it's gone.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
I was going to say that I I was going
to pick her up today and she's like, hey, because
you know, as everybody knows by now, guess what. I
was running late, and uh so I was like to
just cross the street. I'll just pick you up at
the park or whatever. And then as I'm driving up,
I see like they stopped the lane right and then
there was a fire truck that cut right in front

(10:32):
of me and went to where I usually pick you
up at.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
I'm not gonna say where, but right there, the exact
same space. So there was a good I would say,
like sixties Was it sixty seconds?

Speaker 3 (10:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Because I then I would because I was stuck behind
some cars at the light because obviously the fire truck
turned them. Yeah, so it was a good sixty seconds.
And I'm like, oh, did she get like rain over
or something right, because it was exactly where you were.
So now I had a choice. So do I go
where the fire truck is because that's where she usually
is and she got hit before crossing the street, or
oh I thought.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
You were dead yeah for a good minute. Or did
she cross before the fire truck and that's just another
incident that just happened to go down exactly where I
pick her up.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
I made that.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
I just had faith in the fact that she made
it across the street, and sure enough you weren't and
then you had some like you know, and then you
had like another serious phone call. But it was just
like a roller coaster of emotion. I'm like, there was
like sixty seconds.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
I'm like, you're dead, ye, who's gonna Who's gonna pay
for you? Exactly?

Speaker 5 (11:32):
What would you do if, yeah, if tomorrow I wasn't here.
I don't think I have that much, Like what are
you gonna pay the bills?

Speaker 2 (11:40):
I don't know, I haven't, you know, don't try to
think about things that are what do you die?

Speaker 1 (11:46):
How would you pay the bills if I died? For
the last ten years that I've been paying the bills?

Speaker 5 (11:49):
I also work. I just didn't make as much as you,
but I also worked the same hours.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Okay, I get a job.

Speaker 5 (11:56):
Don't you get a job now? So I don't have to.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Well, because I'm working on bigger things.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Okay, just asking a question.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Your girl wants me to work at. I don't care where.

Speaker 5 (12:04):
I just want you to work wherever you can to
help pay some bills.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
She wants me to work at.

Speaker 5 (12:09):
I don't care where. We've had this conversation before. I'm
not going to here we go. I'm not going to
have all of the people who are join us because
we missed last week listen to this conversation. You don't
need to listen.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
To the argument that happens every week.

Speaker 5 (12:22):
Well, until you get a job, it will anyway. What's
on your list?

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Yeah? I got nothing now through the vibe off, so
I don't have anything?

Speaker 5 (12:30):
Okay, Yeah, what is the tagline? Something about like always honest?

Speaker 1 (12:35):
I don't know. Is there a tagline? Yeah? The opening
to the right story isn't that? Where's it at? It's
right here? Okay, have a great story, which you don't
want me to do. There we go, Oh, Merry Christmas.
Well I could have been a malsana.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
This year.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Huh, although I've been.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Slimming down just a little. I was on the plane.
I'll tell you my my fat shot. I was on
the plane and these fat shots that.

Speaker 5 (13:01):
I have on Jarno.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Yeah, every body knows. You got to keep them in
the fridge. If you don't keep them the fridge, they
go bad.

Speaker 5 (13:07):
Yes, Joey, you want to Yes. So I've been telling
Josh to do ups.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Oh that sounds awful. That sounds awful. Why they don't
even have a c in there?

Speaker 2 (13:17):
I see means sweating. Houston's a thousand degrees. Maybe there
they can do that. It's like four climates. What the
FM I supposed to do here in the summer.

Speaker 5 (13:26):
I have to admit when I'm wrong, and I am.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Although I like youps, you know why I would steal
so many fucking packages?

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Okay, what'd be Christmas? Every day of the week. I'd
be coming home with something nice for you, Louis.

Speaker 5 (13:38):
I have to apologize because I forgot. You do have
a job. I don't know what it pays. However, you
are already the senior national account director.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yeah, for my boy, Elia.

Speaker 5 (13:50):
How do you say it? Exogene it? Exgen it.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
You don't even know our best friends company. How do
you say, shame on you?

Speaker 5 (13:56):
You are the senior national account director. Fucking s n
A D SNAD.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
I'm sorry for her. Bro.

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Speaker 5 (14:22):
How do they reach out to you?

Speaker 1 (14:24):
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Speaker 5 (14:26):
How do you spell that?

Speaker 2 (14:28):
E X I G E N T Solutions dot com.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Okay, thank you? You ows all my case.

Speaker 5 (14:36):
I have to keep you real.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
I'm working on an app for him. I've just been
stuck on something that I need to figure out. Once
I figure that out, I think.

Speaker 5 (14:43):
Yeah, here's the thing, p K. And maybe you know,
we're gonna sit down during one show like a Friday
or something, and we're gonna go for the past year
all of your ideas and how many of them you
completed to one hundred percent? Because I feel like, and
I've said this, you're always that ninety f five percent
and then you're like, onto the next thing.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
That's not true.

Speaker 5 (15:03):
Yeah, you're onto the next, on to the next one.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
I am trying to be I'm trying.

Speaker 5 (15:10):
To Yeah, they want to talk about talk about the
video stuff.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
I've done videos, do videos from as, I got those done.
I've got you, I got you. Want to see the
games that actually gotcha?

Speaker 5 (15:25):
Game all like sitting around like again, having family time,
and Pique has been working on Pocket Score.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
What You're so funny by that.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
So you're in the middle of the screen.

Speaker 5 (15:38):
You're so excited for this that I'm like, we're all
sitting together, hanging out, like doing things like team group Bill.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
I wanted to get games.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
I wanted to give them this because I thought they'd
be excited, but I don't think they were, so I
just stopped. But also I had like three other projects
I needed to do because I know that role was
on my case, like get a jet, get it yet,
me in And I'm just sitting around and I'm like,
I need to still be working on these ideas because
when I come back, it's gonna be the same, you know,
song and dance, song and dance all over again. Which

(16:08):
I've been proved correct tonight during this show, by the way,
But since you brought up my Yachi game, it's apparently
Yachi is a copyrighted product.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
So the idea was this for our friends.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
I have a few ideas as I started to learn
how to code a little while ago, but a few ideas.
One of them was, you know, when we do play Yachchi,
be kind of cool to just have something that we
don't have to carry around paper. We can just carry
around the dice. Right, That's that's how it started. You
can make fun of me all you are.

Speaker 5 (16:40):
I know, I have to. Someone's gotta, you know, keep
you on show.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
So that's what I came up with.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
I'm like, all right, so two players, four players, whatever
you put in your names. Let's go with PK. Let's
go with bitch ass DK. I think that's a pretty
good one. Yeah, that's pretty good. If you start, then
it populates and then you have you have the tooth,
you know. So I started with, all right, so we
can just carry dice around and then this will always
be available and he can keep score. He can tell

(17:03):
you how many you have to sixty three, It can
tell you the upper total and then the final tally
because you always wanted to be a mystery and then bam.
But then what I wanted to do I had the
thought of when we were on vacation. I'm like, huh,
so I did this right. So let's say you're playing again.
I'll just do two players. Let's say I put in
Jerry McCall. It goes into a secret game him, it

(17:28):
goes into a secret game.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
How does it look like him?

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Because I grabbed this picture where he was kind of tipsy,
oh oh, and I turned it into oh so it's
a secret game, right, So then you say Jerry's playing
PK and then it's it's so then I'm like, well,
what if you don't have dice? So then I had
to learn about how to actually make it complete random, right,
so you can roll dice and you can be complete random,
and then bam you can play. I'm still working on

(17:51):
how to populate the actual numbers so you don't have
to put him in.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Right. But then I'm like, well, this is let's go
to new players.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
This is just wrong, you know, because like I can
just put you know, because Mern also would play with us.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Yeah, so.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
If you put Mern it turns into I'm still working
on her picture, but it turns into her game was
her secret game. So then now I'm at a point
that I'm like, well, this is great in all. But
our other friend was talking about this other dice game
that they would play. So this thing that just started
as a scorecard, it could go into like any kind

(18:26):
of game that involves dice. Now I could easily you
could pick your game, or it could be like I
could do secret games for different people because that's easy
now figure out how to do that.

Speaker 5 (18:38):
You can gift it like a custom pocket square.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
So that's what I kind of wanted to do, but
I think everybody was tipsy, so when I showed them,
they weren't very excited. So I'm like whatever, but I'm
still gonna I'm still gonna get it done.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
I'm still gonna get it. So that's one idea.

Speaker 5 (18:50):
Yeah, Okay, so I know we you talked about this
because like Jerry's not here and you're here, so can
you guys both play at the same time.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Well then our friend Melissa was like, that's a cool concept.
Can you make it so you guys can play at
the same time. So I've been working on that. So
that involves getting a whole other kind of thing on
the back end.

Speaker 5 (19:12):
Thing on the back end, it's like you have.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
To get a server so they both both of the
apps can log in and generate an actual game number
that the other app can verify and then boom, because
then you've got to think about, all right, is there
a waiting room? You got to build a waiting room,
and you got to be able to real time update
the app, and also the randomness of the dice has
to be real time for both players. So I'm almost there,
I'm like eighty five percent there, okay to be able

(19:36):
to add that implementation as well that way, and then
I'm like, you know, then I don't know.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
I don't know where this is going to go.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
So this was this was I thought this was the
easiest idea to really prove to me that I can
create something because once also you can create an app.
If it takes off or if it works or whatever,
you don't really have to do anything to maintain it.
You could just run an ad at the bottom or
whatever and if somebody like, if one hundred pe, we'll
just play it. Yeah, Like we don't have to publicize it.

(20:03):
But it can always be there and it can always
start generating money. But I get that this is just
a stupid little roll the dice game app. I think
the big ones are the one I'm working for Ilia
because you could honestly save a lot of people a
lot of money.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
People love that.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
And then the other one is like, because you're always
in my case.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
So I'm doing an app to where she can make
like it tickets for me, so she can be.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Like tickets service tickets.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Yeah, I don't think I have that not ready yet.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Actually, I think I let me see, I might have
it pretty close.

Speaker 5 (20:34):
I mean, you were working on that for good solid week.

Speaker 6 (20:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
The ticket app, I'm actually I'm pretty excited about all
of them, to be honest with you.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
But the ticket app, I'm because I don't.

Speaker 5 (20:44):
Think like our friends were going for it at first,
but then when you start saying how you can like
get rewards.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Yeah, the ticket apps here it is.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Yeah, let me see if it loads real quick. Yeah,
this is okay. Now the take it out. You have
to understand one thing though, that it's not the designs
and all that is not there yet. I'm just working
on implementing the actual I'm working on the back end first, right,
and then so don't look at like whatever. Okay, so

(21:17):
you put your name right and you put uh, it
doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
We'll just go with a fake number.

Speaker 5 (21:22):
Okay. I was like, you're.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
This person is okay, and then it's gonna send you
a code. Someone outside, Let me check the ring cam.
Oh my god, last time that I made fun of you.

Speaker 5 (21:39):
I know we had a I'll just keep my headphones off.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Well, I'm sure that there's people outside, but now they're not.
They're not breaking in the house anyway. And there are
six cameras that we have set up, so many cameras,
so it sends uh, and then you can create a password.
Does matter, We'll just oh jeez, I.

Speaker 5 (22:05):
Told you already popped up too. God, everything that's been
saved there Sex Freak sixty nine it's on.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
There too, Okay.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Anyway, so you send the invitation and then it goes
to just follow me on this. It goes to I'm
still working on the front end because I'm trying to
make it as simple as possible. The problem with this
is that if you have if your wife is going
to make you a ticket, you both have to be
logged in somehow so you don't get random families jumping
into your ticket system. So I'm trying to figure out
the simplest way to be able to do that. So

(22:35):
so far, this is a system that I have figured out.
Then you go to your dashboard.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
You don't need to save it right now, okay, and
then I don't have again, Let's see if I can
make this fit the screen.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
A lot of this is still a working progress, but
the achievements will be prompt response will get you points.
Early Bird which is a completed task before noon. Street
Master completed seven days in a row task no uses,
completed ten tasks. Speed Demon completed the two tasks in
one day. We can Warrior five weekend tasks.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Right.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
And the way that it works is, so this is
a sample ticket that your wife, if she makes your ticket.
This is how suppose on this one. It could be
like fixed leaky faucet. This is a simple ticket to
show you blah blah. This is where the detailed description happens.
You can include a picture if you want, and then
you can put can weight or an emergency. This is
in the kitchen and it's pending because obviously it's not done.
Not to make a ticket.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
You go.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Oh, by the way, these are your rewards, so you
can if you get rewards, you can do it like
a movie night skip. This is duty, sleeping pass, get
out of shopping trip, restaurant choice, control, a TV remote
for the day. I'm still working on these. If you
have any idea, send them my way. Oh you can't
see them on the screen. Oh crap, here you go,
let me move it over.

Speaker 5 (23:45):
We can see it.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Yeah, see them a little bit, all right, and you
can claim the reward.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
It'll send them a tax saying they claim this reward
and you lose points. So I created the whole points system. Right,
So to come up with a new ticket. Here you
can say.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Door broke. All right, I don't know whatever door broke? Uh,
kitchen door is.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Squeaky high bus squeaki that looks squeaky. Yeah, that's probably wrong. Uh,
emergency or can't wait. So if you guys know, Denise,
everything's an emergency, you put that on so you can
sell it's yeah, squeaky.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
There you go. Uh, And then you can choose to
upload a photo or not or whatever. You create the ticket.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
They immediately get a text, right, and then if you
go over here, boom, it's an emergency, so it's red.
It's not can't wait yellow, it's red.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
You see that?

Speaker 2 (24:33):
And uh, and then you can do this too. Start right,
you started the task, it's in progress. They get an
alert the ship's in progress.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
When you completed, boom, dadda, look, I made some confetti
that falls. It's been completed, right, and you've earned forty points.
Can y'all see that? Forty points? So you can go
over to your rewards if you like. And forty points
can be a bobo. It could be uh, you know,
god for instance. And in the current.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
System, I gotta work my points systems. You can you know,
you can get a lot for forty points.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
I don't know about that. I'll have to work on it.
But that's so far what I have.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
It could be stupid, but I'm like, hey, you never know,
and if a stupid idea actually works and it takes off,
and it's like, I don't know, ninety nine cents or something,
you know, like who knows?

Speaker 5 (25:15):
A skier said angry Birds was a stupid game with
ugly pigs. There are no stupid ideas.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Oh did you not? Were you not?

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Just a part of this show, just like ten minutes ago.
Apparently my last year has been filled with stupid ideas
that never get done.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
I'm trying to complete just a few, and this is
what do you do? You honestly hate it?

Speaker 5 (25:32):
No, I was the one that just showed you what
I have to do for my job. Yeah, and then
you're like, oh, well I could do that because I
already have like a ticket list for you, but it's
in the notes app with little check marks. Yeah, but
you don't read it. So I guess if I can
reward you somehow.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Well, I figured like also the other thing.

Speaker 5 (25:51):
That does like entertainment purposes, Yeah it.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Is, but I'm sure Denise will use the hell out
of this. And also you get reminders too, So remember
when the ceiling fans broken right for your so like
you'll do you.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
Get points deductive for taking so long.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Oh that's a good idea. I should let me write
that down. Yeah points.

Speaker 5 (26:08):
Yeah, I think that that app would have been like
non existent. It took a full year off a stealing
fan to be so. And if you have to like
bring a friend.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Oh too, well, because then you later on down the road.
Then just later on down the road, but.

Speaker 5 (26:25):
That's bring a friend is to fix things, is what you.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Know, and what I've learned throughout the process of because again,
this was going to be a very very simple She
makes a ticket and then I just get it on
my phone, right, That's how it started. But then as
I'm creating this and like learning the code and the
process of creating it, then I'm like, well, what if
it did this? So then I'll implement one thing, and
then I'm like, well, what if reward system would be

(26:48):
kind of cool?

Speaker 1 (26:49):
And then sow you add that.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
So it's just layers and layers, and then all of
a sudden you come up with something and you're like, oh,
it's got some decent features, you know. I think the
biggest trick is to not make it too busy to
make it work, but but also to get me to
a point that when that idea really comes that could
make a difference, I'm capable of being able to execute
it and create it. And then because I'm telling you

(27:12):
everything that I've heard from from so many people is
just that is just actually just doing it. So it
takes a while, but I do think I think two things.
I think that when something goes live, it probably won't work.
But if you do ten of them and one of
them does work, then all of a sudden you're just
getting you know, monthly income.

Speaker 5 (27:32):
Yeah, no, I'm giving you a hard time about like
the pocket dice or whatever. I mean, I know that
yacht Sea right is trademarked, but is the That's why
I changed it to. But is like the roll of
six dice counting to sixty three with is that trademarked
or not? Really? Because like there's not Yeah, I don't know,
there's other apps, right.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
There's other apps in the store. I'm like, the worst
thing that they're going to do.

Speaker 5 (27:57):
Is what change it to like seventy three?

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Or we just don't charge for it in that one.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
So the worst thing that they can say is what
you know, I still learned how to create randomness in
an app, how to move things around, what you know,
what the different things mean when it comes to having
a database that you can connect in real time, like
all these things. So even if that one, you know,
the spouse portal, that's not trademarked by anybody, that's definitely

(28:26):
our thing. Yeah, and if people find it useful, great,
If they don't, Okay, again, there's a lot of parts
there that you learn that you know, the simplest thing
will take forever. But then you're like, oh, I got that,
and literally all I need is like that one idea.

Speaker 5 (28:40):
It's like a little puzzle piece, like all these things
are coming together at some point they're just going to fit.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
I think.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
So, I think that's you have to Yeah, I one
of people saying roach sayings, she loves it.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Yeah, let's see. I'm trying to be encouraging PK. I know, Ace,
I know, I don't know, just checking in. What's up man,
how you doing?

Speaker 5 (29:01):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Yeah, I like the time limit on tasks. I'm gonna
put that in there. I'm going to implement that. I
also didn't know. I was kind of like on the
fence of showing y'all this idea just because I don't
know that I like the look of it, and I
still have to make it responsive and all the other stuff.
But I love the fact that you know, now that
we have talked about it, that I can just bounce
the idea of y'all and you can say, oh, yeah,
what about this feature or that's kind of dumb, or

(29:25):
do this or kind of do that? You know what
I mean, or like, this.

Speaker 5 (29:27):
Is like what's going on in our relationship that I
think others might enjoy.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
And there's a I had some few other ideas. I
don't mind telling you guys' ideas because I feel like,
let me see if I can bring them up on
the phone. I feel like they're difficult to execute to
like some of them has been driven me insane trying
to figure ideas.

Speaker 5 (29:49):
This is like what you're implementing into this app not
necessarily like.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Tech, no, just stupid concepts. So what I'm doing is
what I'm doing is uh And it's a trick that
I learned from the girl that created nut Spanks. Who's
the in Atlanta the ax? Yeah, what's the knockoff? That's yes,
Sarah Blickl.

Speaker 5 (30:09):
Yes, she's not the knockoff, she's the real deal.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Yeah, no, No, it's her.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
I watched her masterclass that she had and she said
that because she invents a bunch of things, that's just
the one that took off. And she was like, well,
what I do is I carry around a notebook and
anytime something bothers me, I write it down and at
the end of the week, I just look about everything
that bothered me, and I'm like, I try to narrow
it down to something that maybe I can fix or
create something for, and I'm like, oh, that's that's brilliant.
So like I'm trying to always have my brain on

(30:33):
and write down anytime an idea comes to me, but
not necessarily like always thinking to try to come up
with an idea. Anytime something bothers me, I'd be like, huh,
I wonder if there's something there, and I'll write them down.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
So some of the.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Other stuff that I I think you hated the wardrobe
color matcher you hated, I think it's too hard to implement.
That idea is like to take a picture of your
clothes and then like if you're like I don't know
what to wear today, it could just randomly pick an
outfit out for but also use style rules, so like
where I would go into the closet and find two

(31:04):
things that don't match just black because I don't know
what matches. And when I do match something, it looks
like like the one time we went to I think
it was Eli and Chanteil's baby shower, and I only
remember this is because I got a compliment because I
had my sweater and like a button shirt and people
were like nice after they were so shocked that I
look presentable because usually I look like this. So I'm like,

(31:25):
what an app that you take a picture of everything?
It can like use AI to figure out what looks good?
Or what about an app that if you have a
stain it could well I don't know about that one.
I feel like that one's gonna be too hard to implement.
Oh one, whenever you do grocery shopping, you just do
a quick video. You don't have to take a picture
of everything, just a quick video of your items on
the counter, and then you'll get reminders when something expires.

Speaker 5 (31:48):
So when something's about to go routten.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Yeah, and you'll know you won't to have to put
that in the app because you'll know that apples are
typically good for four day's or something. Or it can
also send you like how to keep them in the fridge,
or even if you want, you'll know what you bought
and it can give you recipes if you want.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
I was like, that might be fuck a smart fridge.

Speaker 5 (32:05):
That don't those things do it now? Like they're like,
oh the milk's running, then I don't know, fuck them
smart fridge seventy three. It's got a great memory. You
did the semement back in the day, but you never
told us why. On the podcast, you asked us to
keep track of things that bugged us and told them
to told us to submit.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Oh yeah, that's why.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
That's why because I think that for anybody that and
who isn't always trying to come up with an idea, right,
And I just thought that after all these years, after
watching her masterclass, I'm like, that's so brilliant. If you
just write down everything that just annoys you, whether it
can be the dumbest thing and you'll be like, I'm
never going to use this. Still write it down. It
could be like tying your shoes, It could be anything
anything that bothers you, Like you get bothered because there's

(32:43):
a train here.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Yeah, so I'm like, hey, is there a train? But
that's really difficult because the train people I looked into it,
they don't release their schedules. But I think I have
a workaround on that. But there's different of course.

Speaker 5 (32:55):
Yeah, I think you're supposed to all like write it
down for I don't know, at least a week can
come back.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
The other thing that bothers me is like, anytime I
copy stuff into an email, it always has weird formatting.
So when I come up with like an app that
runs in the back in the background, So if I'm
copying from a website and I'm putting it in an email,
it always has the same formatting.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Otherwise it's always like.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Big text, small text, and then you're like remove styles
and I'm like, what the f does that do? And
then it shrinks everything down and it just becomes like
just a big pain.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
So I was thinking about that.

Speaker 5 (33:26):
Okay, that's something I don't utilize, but I mean, since
you do.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Yeah, yeah, so we're gonna go to wine ones there. Well,
yeah we can. Let's do that.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
This stupid thing that my next app is how to
fix the computer, so when I hit play, it actually
works right away instead of me just having to fill time.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Wine Wednesday three.

Speaker 6 (33:47):
Fits and it's one Wednesday. Don't know nothing about wine
except that it makes a fields. Oh that no credentials, jesus,
Wine Wednesday allow informations. Oh good, she don't even remember

(34:09):
the since she's been too good.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Wine today.

Speaker 5 (34:17):
Yeah, I was gonna say, I'm actually about to pass
this back to p K because before you know, I
got goober don't work.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Yeah, this is garbage. By the way, I already tasted it.
It is not good. You tell me what you think.
Let me put yeah, by the way.

Speaker 5 (34:37):
Yeah, go ahead, okay, I'm doing all snip. It smells
like a boxed wine. Doing a little spin to check
the legs of the wine. There are none. In fact,
this glass looks dirty as hell.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Yeah, they got me pretty good. I'm being honest.

Speaker 5 (34:57):
This looks like as boogers.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
It's bad. It's pretty bad.

Speaker 5 (35:06):
It tastes cheap, Yeah, tastes like cork.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yeah, it's pretty bad. If I'm being honest, this soup,
there's no.

Speaker 5 (35:16):
Real good taste to this. Like I think that I
would put in some fruit and call it san gria.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
I was so proud of myself because it was thirteen
dollars and dropped down to eight ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Oh uh wait for eight?

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Oh no, that's the other one. Oh no, this was
sixteen dollars. What yeah, this was a sixteen dollar wine.
Well you can't see this now, I'm doing the denise anyway,
you just have to take my word for sixteen ninety
nine and it was down a seven dollars and forty
nine cents. I'm like, score, PQU way to go. Tell
us about the wine, PC, I got you.

Speaker 5 (35:45):
I'll tell us read it, can't it's tiny from the
cart of South Eastern Wines, California.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Yeah, I need you a glasses. I'm at that age now.

Speaker 5 (35:58):
Oh, we have vision for another for twenty days.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Oh what happens after twenty days?

Speaker 5 (36:03):
Well we got a new insurance.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Well, I'm sure we'll have vision there. Vision is a
scam like dental. It's a scam. No, I need to
get I don't know. It's a coastal foot wine. It's
not from the from the coast of the Great Foot
of California.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
Yeah, it's just a Peanu noir. But it says it
is a broad range of foods, including roast turkey, pork,
and grilled salmon. So basically, yeah, anything your tongue fancies.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Hey, speaking of ideas, Oh.

Speaker 5 (36:29):
Like speaking of ideas or food ideas. We're back up
on the h on the docket for p k's apps.
He had the dumbest idea I have ever heard. What
the mushroom tree? What exactly what the dumbest what.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Else am I ever got to make? A mushroom tree?

Speaker 5 (36:48):
Why would you? Why would anyone eat that?

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Because it's a Christmas appetizer? Why will you not make
a can you.

Speaker 5 (36:53):
Pull that up? But even the picture looked disgusting. If
someone brought that to my house, I would think a
dog threw it up.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
I'm not gonna lie you guys. Muss room Christmas tree.
I'm not gonna lie to you guys. It does not
look good.

Speaker 5 (37:09):
It doesn't know then why did you?

Speaker 2 (37:12):
Because it's called a mushroom Christmas tree? Who else is
gonna I'll be the hero of the party.

Speaker 5 (37:16):
No, I don't like mushrooms. Why would I eat it?

Speaker 6 (37:20):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (37:20):
There's nothing appetizing. It sounds gross, it looks gross and
probably smells more disgusting.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Let me see if fucking bring this up. Plus, this
dude does not go wrong. This is my dude. If
he does something, I'm doing it.

Speaker 5 (37:35):
This is my thirty second video.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Yeah, I don't Facebook.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Now the original video was like six minutes, but I
don't know what the thirty seconds.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Maybe they skip through it. Let's see what.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
The f Facebook? Where's the where's the volume button? I
fucking hate Facebook? Just piss me off all the time.
Where's the volume button. Did you see any volume buttons here?

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (37:56):
No?

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Mother? Oh here it is. I didn't have the pains expanded.
That's on me. Face spoken bad, that's on me.

Speaker 4 (38:01):
The world of gastronomy majority of the time.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Is very serious, very serious.

Speaker 4 (38:08):
But every so often it can have its elements of fun.
And the dish I'm going to do next, it's just
a little bit of fun. It's very simple. It's not
three star's mission. But is it delicious? Is it naughty?
Do you want to tweet it? Yes?

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Mushrooms not do not like delicious and naughty? I don't
like must want to eat it? No, it's a fun dish.

Speaker 5 (38:28):
Because it's a fun guy, mature career and garlic butter.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
And who doesn't like garlic butter? I love garlic potter
from people who don't like garlic.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
That was it.

Speaker 5 (38:40):
That was it.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
That's not the whole recipe. But yeah, let me see.

Speaker 5 (38:43):
Oh my god, it's awful.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (38:46):
Oo?

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Booo?

Speaker 5 (38:48):
Even teddy boo?

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Is this it? That's the Facebook one. I don't know
where the official one is, but uh.

Speaker 5 (38:56):
Yeah, clearly is not a good idea. You can't kind of.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
I love him? What what's the problem here, I'll fast
forward to like the end. Yeah, please, okay, here we go.

Speaker 4 (39:11):
Time for the oven.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Oh my god, yeah, put it on now.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
All we have to do is put it into the
oven for twenty minutes.

Speaker 5 (39:21):
You watch what is that oven?

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Don't talk about squeaks.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
Are trying to dress the most magical Christmas tree? God
it butter, herbs, driple of oil, crystal salt. I mean,
it's a watch.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
How I watching?

Speaker 5 (39:41):
I am?

Speaker 1 (39:41):
But are you watching? This is not the picture you say,
this is my appetizer. We're going to get to that picture.
That's the end of this.

Speaker 5 (39:49):
Oh my god, Oh Jesus, don't close it.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
Don't close it. And there we have it.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Oh I'm sorry. You don't like a class Christmas tree?

Speaker 4 (40:01):
Look at that with taste and finished garlic, butter, just
a little garlic, just a little?

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Are you the bad?

Speaker 4 (40:14):
All these things we love? Onions, elta, cheese, mushrooms.

Speaker 5 (40:29):
And to finish it, thank god, quiet, too much loudness and.

Speaker 4 (40:37):
Yeah, a little fresh?

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Are you kidding me? That fucking apptizer? Kidding me? Friends?
All health stuff runs the health.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
You just put it with your fork.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
That's it, Mark, pull with your fork.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
Genus with the herbs. Mhm, say just that cascade.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
He said, a tiny bit he put like a bottle
that's going.

Speaker 5 (41:08):
Okay, we.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
Edged turn on hot cheese, Chrispy Onions counting.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
That's what you're getting with Christmas. Go back.

Speaker 5 (41:21):
I don't think he said mushroom. There's not one mushroom
in there.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
And then we have it.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
That's all the Christmas. Yeah, the whole thing is mushrooms
underneath we edge.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
Turn hot cheese, Chrispy Onions counting.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
But yeah, oh, Marco's the ship. Yeah, I love Marco.
Love me some Marco.

Speaker 5 (41:38):
It starts with a need. There's no way your tree
wind up looking like that. Also, speak like him the
whole time you're prepping and serving it.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Yeah, no chance is gonna look like that, bro. Non
I think the best thing to do is like google
this guy and then it's Marco Pierre White, and then
read the comments of the videos that you're watching the videos.
I have never I've never in my entire life ever
gone to the comments right, And I don't know how,
but I ended up like on one of his videos,
I'm like, let me see what people are saying. Maybe

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if they've tried this dish if it is good or bad.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
So I looked at the comments and it is pure comedy,
pure common. There's one recipe he's like wine.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
It's optional. Really, it's up to you. You put a
little bit of wine.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
And as he's saying that, he's pouring like two bottles
of wine in.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
It's hysteria.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Like the comments is like just a plus material, one
after the other after the other.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Like I went down a.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Rabbit hole of just not even looking at the recipes,
just food, just looking know, at the comments and what
they would say about how he would present the recipes.
And this dude is my new favorite, like chef of
all time.

Speaker 5 (42:38):
Yeah, I think like you did a recipe like yeah
you're Italian, that's the one. Yeah, where did those potatoes
come from?

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Them?

Speaker 5 (42:45):
Really?

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Yay talking all about shit, the potatoes came from him?

Speaker 5 (42:48):
Okay, Well, I'm not sure if Felix gross.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
He's just one.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
Where is it this one? It might it might be
this one where like the he's getting in hold on
let me see if it's this one. Now, I don't
think it's this one. There's one he's getting interviewed right,
and then he just he's not answering any of the questions,
and she's like, well, we can go home if you'd like,
And as she's dicing, he just looks up. He was like,
do you have to answer the questions and cut myself?

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You want me to bleed on camera?

Speaker 4 (43:16):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Do you want me to cut onions or talk to you?

Speaker 5 (43:18):
How do you know this man's dude?

Speaker 1 (43:20):
It's awesome. Oh my god, you have to spin everyone.
Yeah anyway, Yeah, so anyway.

Speaker 5 (43:26):
Mushroom tree, that's what that's what you're bringing to the table.
Bringing to the table, I'm going to do a winter salad.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
You can't do that. I didn't want to. I didn't
have the heart to tell you that because his parents
make winter in summer salads.

Speaker 5 (43:40):
Yeah, but this is with a different group of people.
We're not invited to his parents house.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Yeah, but they that's when you say winter salad. Are
they gonna think it's that.

Speaker 5 (43:48):
It is not that well americanized.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
I don't know what to tell you.

Speaker 5 (43:53):
You can't. If I can't tell you, you can't tell me
what to do.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Okay, fine, that's my that's see who eats more of what?

Speaker 1 (44:00):
What appetizer is it going to be? Now? Re mind
you when we made appetizer for Thanksgiving, people were crazy
for mine.

Speaker 5 (44:06):
Well, here's the thing. You were supposed to make both
of them. And because you didn't know how to tell time,
which I don't know. I don't don't even think we
were able to talk about this, Like I had to
work that morning, and then I come home from work
and literally driving home, you're like, oh, I guess I
should go ahead and start and the appetizer. I'm yeah,
we're supposed to be there in thirty minutes. What the
hell have you been doing the last.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Four hours working on spauseportal?

Speaker 5 (44:26):
Oh that's what are you serious? And it's still not done.
It's been two weeks.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
I want to see you learn how to come.

Speaker 5 (44:32):
I don't want to. I know other jobs that never mind,
we're not.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Going Oh I mean yeah, okay, serious, it's very true,
very true story.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
What else you want to talk about?

Speaker 5 (44:47):
What else is on the list?

Speaker 1 (44:48):
I don't know. I haven't looked at the list because
I was busy doing other stuff.

Speaker 5 (44:51):
Oh, spouseportal, Yeah, I have a trivia game.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
Oh, speaking of apps, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (44:57):
It's National app Day, as Peaking like to call it
Appy's Day. Okay, so this holiday is supposed to, uh
be like tech applications. But this article that I found
that I stole from is talking about appetizers before you're entree.
So see how many of these you can get? Play
along with us. Okay, so I'm gonna go down and
name the famous appetizer. You tell me the restaurants that

(45:20):
made it famous?

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Right, yeah, I've got this, Come on behind the chat's
got this? Okay, First, wait, we got a time limit,
all right yet?

Speaker 5 (45:26):
Go okay? Uh the booming the what blooming onion?

Speaker 2 (45:32):
Yeah, that would be out back steakhouse, the triple dipper,
your triple dipper.

Speaker 5 (45:39):
Skip towering onion rings.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Again outback steakhouse? What Chili's Fridays.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
Out back?

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Yeah, everybody's saying out back, what are you talking about?

Speaker 5 (45:51):
That's the first one.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Well, we got to give it a second red robin,
red robin, correct, red robin.

Speaker 5 (45:57):
That would be the towering on.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
The red robin. And what about Longhorn? Does that have
the third one?

Speaker 5 (46:04):
The second one? The triple Dipper?

Speaker 3 (46:05):
No?

Speaker 1 (46:05):
No, okay, so which one? Which one? Don't we know yet?

Speaker 5 (46:08):
We don't know the triple dipper.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Triple dipper, triple dipper, I don't know that one.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
You know what, she doesn't let me ever get appetizers
if it's not like chili, the concasal thing Chili. Yeah,
that's the only thing, which I don't understand why she
always orders that and not just the nachos that has
the chili caan case.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
On the damn chips, all of that.

Speaker 5 (46:25):
I just want the case.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Who doesn't want the sour cream and the meat?

Speaker 3 (46:28):
Me?

Speaker 5 (46:28):
And see, I don't.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
I don't t g I Fridays. That's what I was
thinking about. The that's not the towering onions. I know
we've had the towering Oh that one towering onions. Isn't
that also the cheese cheese cheesecake factory. Don't they have
towering onions. I'm pretty sure some other place has them
as well. I don't know which one is that one.
Nobody's getting that one.

Speaker 5 (46:50):
It would be from Chili.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
Chili's, I think, I said Chili's.

Speaker 5 (46:54):
I don't think. Okay, I gotta go back to my notes.
The third one, so we go, the loaded potato skins.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
That's TGI Fridays. Yeah, got them all. Now where's it out?
Where is it out?

Speaker 4 (47:11):
Well?

Speaker 1 (47:11):
That was my O? We go there you go?

Speaker 5 (47:15):
All right, we got the classic combo, which includes wings, spinach.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
And depund like Pierre and motsticks.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
I don't know combo.

Speaker 5 (47:27):
I don't know classic combo.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Yeah, I'm gonna leave that one to the chat because
I really don't know that.

Speaker 5 (47:33):
It's silly Jilly is still in our chat.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
She would know, Oh Applebee's, Yeah, come on, now where
you go?

Speaker 5 (47:41):
And finally the final one, Oh Rodrigo apple Bee's as
well the egg roll sampler.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Chilli Jilli did a weird move. I want to talk
about here in second? Which one is this?

Speaker 1 (47:52):
The egg roll I know this one sampler, the sampler
of egg rolls.

Speaker 5 (47:57):
Egg roll sampler.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
I don't know that that one would I know what
you've seen the restaurant.

Speaker 5 (48:02):
I mean, yeah, you go to it. I feel like
you know all of.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
These well obviously not. When was the last time we
went to apple Bee's. Once you got food poison, you
won't let me go back.

Speaker 5 (48:10):
I don't know that before a movie ones.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Yeah, that was on Jilly's suggestion.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Which the one I want to talk about is the
fact that she drove to go to an Applebee's that's
like an hour outside of town.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
I'm like, what are you doing this?

Speaker 5 (48:21):
Is a variety of all the roles with text megs cheeseburgers, change,
saw it again? Chicken?

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Takey toes pf changed. Really, that's what everybody's saying. Well,
are you just gonna have to tell us? I'm just
gonna have to tell us. I don't think that. Uh,
anybody's gonna get that one.

Speaker 5 (48:37):
Now the cheesecake factory, Oh I sure? Did you want
to see a beautiful photo? There you go? Not sponsored?
But now I'm hungry.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
Where did you see that list? Where was that list? Then?

Speaker 5 (48:50):
I was on one of my news sights.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
We just had pizza, big girl.

Speaker 5 (48:57):
I'm not the one that is still gaining weight after
on Manjerno or Ozembic or whatever the hell you're on
for the last year and a half.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
That's true.

Speaker 5 (49:04):
Yeah, so don't call me big girl. And I'm not pregnant,
So stop saying shit like that.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
What did I say? When else did I say stuff
like that?

Speaker 5 (49:12):
Don't just don't?

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Okay, it gets mad at me, but she never like
all the hundreds of compliments he gets when we're not
doing the show.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Yeah, you're out of your mind. Get him, You're insane?
How out of your mind? Okay?

Speaker 5 (49:26):
Share your airplane store that you never told that's from Susan.
This is the perfect tigh end because Pique, of course
he's still getting fat because he doesn't take his Manjernal.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Why yes, the Manjenial's got to be refrigerator.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
So I got this tube and you put in this
little stick of it's another tube that goes inside the
tube that you freeze, right, So then you put it
in there. You put your magerial shot in there, and
you tighten up the tube, the metal tube, and supposed
to keep it cold for twenty four hours. So we're
off the Hawaii and I'm like, oh, dude, I don't know.

(49:56):
Should I take the shot before we get on the plane. Now,
I'll just maybe there's a fridge there maybe. I was like,
let me just wait till I get there, then I'll
take it. But then we had a few drinks and
then she's passed out, and I'm like, I'm not.

Speaker 5 (50:09):
Passed out, by the way, I'm asleep.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
She's taking a nap after having a few drinks. Right,
we call out whatever, and I am like, well, I
wonder if it's still cold. I don't want to waste it.
This is liquid gold. So I open up the tube
and I feel it and I'm like, oh, I don't know,
this doesn't feel this feels like room temperature. I should
just give myself the shot, like I don't want to

(50:31):
waste that to just give myself a shot on.

Speaker 5 (50:33):
The plane one, so.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
That what's the matter of the plane is dirty? I mean,
by the way, planes are pretty clean, believe it or not.

Speaker 5 (50:41):
The air flow about your two Like you sanitize your
hand and sanitize your belly and all that, so I never.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
Sized shit, go on. I'm a beast, I'm a man.
I don't sanitize.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
So I'm looking around though, because even though I'm a
beast and I'm a man, I still don't want people
to see me with like my shirt up giving myself
a shot and stomach because that's kind I'm embarrassing. So
I had to time it just right right, So I'm
looking around. I'm like, ah, shit, here we go. And
then usually when I do it at the house, it
takes me like twenty minutes because I want to pick
the right spots so it doesn't hurt too much. But
now I'm on a time limit because a person just

(51:12):
went to the bathroom. They're going that way. The stewardess
aren't around, nobody's looking at me, so I'm like, fuck it,
here we go. Who lift the shirt up?

Speaker 1 (51:20):
I'm like, oh, the altitude must have made it so
I didn't even feel it. Or I hit it right
in the right spot. So I looked down. The CAP's
still on, so I'm like, ah, so ah, didn't even think.
I'm just like cap stupid cap. Well, maybe i'll still work,

(51:41):
so I'll pull the cap out. But the needle doesn't
go back.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
So when I pulled the cap off, I kid you not,
it was like who like all the medicine they had
pressurized when I hit it and it went down and
it had nowhere to go and pulled it out, it
made it rain.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
It was like I'm just like, oh, stupid CAPO. I
saw it.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
It was like this because I pulled it and I
saw just a scream just like this at the single
guys and women just like this was like and it
was like it looked like a laser.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
It wasn't like a whimpy. It was like whoo. And
I got wet and it went like at least three
four or five rows behind in front because I just
saw the stream.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
Oh, my God, and immediately right, I have to give
myself some props pat on the back for my reflexus.
I saw it and I'm like, oh shit, So I
immediately went to I hit it, and I said, I
put my head down on her shoulder, and I'm like, huh,
just taking a nap, just pretending to taking a nap,
just in case, like anybody would be like, what the
ef is going on?

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Yeah, what's least?

Speaker 2 (52:46):
So then I waited, you know, a couple of minutes,
and then I opened up one eye. I'm like, all right,
I think I'm in the clear. I'm like, whoo, but
I don't know. The people definitely got something a journal
on their face, food, whatever, and that.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
Ship went room speak. Roof didn't do it on purpose.
I also did not. Won'uld you have.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
Done at that precise moment in time? Would you have done?
Everybody judging me right now listening, would you.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
Have done it?

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Oh? No, Carol? In fact, yes, the bottom one.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
Hope they didn't think it was a different kind of shot. Yeah,
I mean that different kind of shot wouldn't have gone
that far. This like really took off. I was surprised
about how much power behind when I took that lid
off that how like the I was shocked at the
stream because I've always in the past two when I've
given myself the shot, I'm like, did it work? And

(53:36):
then you see like a little dot or something, and
I'm like, oh, I hope I didn't waste it or
something like. After this incident, the one good thing that
came from it is like there's a lot of liquid tone.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Motherfucker.

Speaker 5 (53:44):
Yeah, yes, I wasted all of it.

Speaker 4 (53:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
I was not happy about that, but I was I
was happy that I didn't get my butt beat and
people weren't like what yeh, because I'm telling you it's shot.
So that was one embarrassing thing that happened to me.
And then and then and then, I've been doing pretty
good with my poops. I've been smelling as bad. But
I think it must have been because I wasted this.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
I don't know what.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
But We're at a restaurant and we're in Kawhi. We're
at your favorite part of Kawhi or one of your favorite.

Speaker 5 (54:16):
Part, yes, Princeville, Hono.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
We're at a restaurant and I go to the bathroom.
I had to go to the bathroom, so I go
to the bathroom. I do my business, and I'm proud
of myself because you know, I was pretty quick and
sometimes it's not quick.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
And then I'm like, oh, I even did that. I
never used to do this. But then Denise was like,
you got to do courtesy flesh when you go to
the bathroom. Like okay, So I did that. Though as
that was going, I'm like, oh, courtesy flush, so I
lean over.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
Courtesy flush it finished my business? Flush it again, like
I'm feeling good about it, right. So then I'm up
and I can't smell it a little bit. I'm going
to the sink. I'm washing my hands, and I kid
you not, hand to god, this is.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
How this played out. I'm at the sink washing my
hands and an employee walks in and then immediately walks
back out. Didn't make a funny noise, didn't like nothing.
He just like walked in.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
At the time, I thought to myself, he maybe he
wants some privacy because it was only like one stall
in its tiny bathroom, so maybe he just wanted some privacy.
And he saw me in and he's waiting nothing. So
he walks in as I'm washing my hands, he walks out.
I finished washing my hands. Now to my right is
the paper towel dispenser, so I grab some paper towels
and the doors to the left right. So as I

(55:26):
spin myself around, the guy walks back into the bathroom
spraying light saw not just like on me and in
the bathroom like because as you walk in, I'm now
on the left, so I get sprayed with li saw and.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
Then he continues to keep spraying. And at this point
I'm like, I don't know what what's the move? What
do you do? I've never been in this situation before.
I have no idea what to do.

Speaker 5 (55:52):
Anyone's ever been sprayed like in the face of lyesol.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
He was in my chest. Well, so I'm like, I
just I hacked like there's nothing.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
I'm like, like, there's nothing going on, walk out of
walk out of the bathroom. I go back to the
table and sit down and I'm like, I can't believe it.
I just got sprayed with lysol. And she was like,
well I didn't they start laughing and what did it take?
Like thirty seconds and You're like, oh my god.

Speaker 5 (56:14):
Yeah, I was like it was in my throat, like
they sprayed so much on PK that, like I was disgusted.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
I was like, then the whole restaurant I started smelling
like lysol, and I'm like, dude, who does that? Because
it's not like one of the zero star reviews for you.

Speaker 5 (56:26):
So I was like, it wasn't one of those like
polite like like it was like the actual like lysol bleach,
like like you know, the original kind, not the one
that has like a fruit flow pineapple.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
No Papa bleach. I'm a fucking nice Kawaii shirt. And
I'm like, what the f motherfucker why is the bathroom?
I can't help what I do.

Speaker 5 (56:45):
Well, he's helping. It's gonna walk it.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
When I eat, I have to poop. I'm a system.
I'm a well oiled machine. Food comes in, food goes out,
like I can't control that, Like you wait until somebody
leaves the bathroom to go in there and to uh.

Speaker 5 (57:00):
You know, he thought that you were like about to
be dust straightening the chest. That's funny.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
Josh says he had the same thing happened with them
a journal shot, so he knows what I'm talking about.
That ship flies, dude, fucking rained and not plane.

Speaker 5 (57:20):
What I just your your stories about airplanes as broad.
But another one seems like a lot of incidents happened
while on a plane. Yeah, I know the sun chips.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
Oh that was a good one. Sounded like a bomb
went off.

Speaker 5 (57:33):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Yeah. I only did the sun chips though, because he
wouldn't let me pop the bag and then whenever they
give them to you, they're like all bloated, and I'm
like I just wanted to pop them. And then I
finally had the opportunity to and it was not good. Yeah,
not do that. Yeah, Yeah, that's about it.

Speaker 5 (57:49):
That's all you got.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Well, I was thinking about this poster not kind of
made for Christmas. Oh so I don't know, let me
bring it.

Speaker 5 (57:56):
Up because I was like, can we post this outside
because like what I woke up to Monday and today
was the worst thing ever.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Oh yeah, and I wanted to talk about that.

Speaker 5 (58:07):
I want you to pull up some audio for that.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Let me see if I can.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
Let me see if I can do you want to
read everybody for people listening to the poster. And this
was actually a picture that I took of well not
the bombs going off, but of the shooting star that
was we went out by the BYEU.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
And we took that.

Speaker 5 (58:21):
So that says, when you wish upon a falling star,
your dreams can come true.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
And then you see a falling star and.

Speaker 5 (58:26):
Then the star falls. Unless it's a unless it's really
a meteor hurling to the earth which destroy all life,
then you're pretty much screwed no matter what you wish for,
unless it's death by meteorite.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
Yeah right, i'd be gonna you know, you don't get it, girls,
it's science, all right. Let me see which camera should
I pull me?

Speaker 5 (58:49):
Right?

Speaker 1 (58:49):
Meteor?

Speaker 4 (58:50):
Right?

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Is a meteor that hits the earth? That's a meteor? Right?
Are you still processing this? You've gotta be kidding.

Speaker 5 (58:57):
Me, like meteor dot dom you right? Question mark?

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Yes, your dreams can come true unless it really unless
it's really a meteor hurling to the earth which will
destroy all life, then you're pretty much screwed no matter
what you wish for, unless it's.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
Death by a meteorite.

Speaker 5 (59:14):
Oh, I wouldn't buy it.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Okay, which camera do you want me to pull? The
saudio up on any of them?

Speaker 5 (59:22):
Anything in the front?

Speaker 1 (59:23):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (59:25):
Anything like even noise can headphones? Couldn't I talked?

Speaker 1 (59:31):
They didn't have they didn't have a problem. I didn't
have a problem.

Speaker 5 (59:33):
Well, that's because they were banging on our door at
like six fifteen this morning, and it goes to them afterwards.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
First of all, it was on the roof, and if
they're banging over here that loud, you can definitely hear
them over there. She did hear them. She was actually happy. Oh,
you probably can hear you complaining. She was happy that
they're getting the way. So what happened is there's the
outside of where we live. Yeah, here's where you moved
down to.

Speaker 5 (59:57):
Oh as a kid, I'm not happy. Careful, don't show
up because I don't. I think I had a bathroom mom,
but it wasn't closed. Let's be careful.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
You have clothes. I'm looking at you. Well, that's you
going up. Let me see you going down. You hold
your head. You're pissed. Ih yeah, God, you're so angry
all the time.

Speaker 5 (01:00:14):
I know, just when I get woken up in the
desk because I was up. I woke up at like
three o'clock this morning. I didn't go back to bed
till like five thirty five forty five, and then not
more than thirty minutes later. Is the worst sound ever.
Let me Uh, hear it, and I'm not exaggerating.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
She's not okay.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
So the outside of where we live is controlled. There's
like a hoa and we're just renter, so we can't
really complain, right, So the HOA is now redoing all
the roofs from the time we had the tornado that hit.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Wucking May six months ago. Yeah, back in May, more
than six months.

Speaker 5 (01:00:45):
Ryan was still here that long ago.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
So they just started working on the roof without really
telling anybody, and they'll show up at six.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
This is at six am. This is at five point
fifty eight. No, that's when you downstairs. So this was
like at five thirty. Oh my god. No, yeah, you
went downstairs.

Speaker 5 (01:01:05):
At five Is your camera off an hour time?

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
I don't think so hold on.

Speaker 5 (01:01:11):
Yeah, it probably only picks me up cursing and yeah,
walking down with no shirt, So don't worry about that.
Nobody here.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
I'm telling y'all. It vibrated the entire house.

Speaker 5 (01:01:21):
So on Monday when this started, we like I woke
peking up and I'm like, did you hear that? And
he's like no. I'm like, because like we've always talked
about how there's a critter upstairs and he's like, Oh,
it's probably just one of the critters. I'm like, absolutely not,
Like this sounds like a human and like man men
multiple walking on the roof. He's like, no, no, it's
just maybe a big critter. I'm like, no, it's not.

(01:01:41):
I'm like, can you go out and check, because, like
we always talk about, like there's someone breaking in. Pik
is like the tough guy. I'm gonna take care of business,
and so I don't know why you didn't want to.
I'm like, can you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Please stop people with the a journal shock. Yeah, I'm
gonna go out there and.

Speaker 5 (01:01:53):
Do what I get.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:01:54):
So so finally goes out there. He's like, oh, they're
working on the roof and I'm like, at six thirty
in the morning, I'm like, absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Not, still dark out you go tell them. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
I went out there. I was gonna talk some shit too.
And then I looked at the guys. I'm like, if
that that dude looks like he fights in the UFC
or something. I'm like, ah, do you do you sir?
You do whatever housework you need to do. Hang on,
I'm pulling up the front camera.

Speaker 5 (01:02:18):
I think that's why I've been so grumpy. This week.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
Oh you're always grumpy.

Speaker 5 (01:02:21):
I'm not always, but especially when I got took it up.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
Let me see if you can hear it from this camera.
You can kind of hear it on this.

Speaker 5 (01:02:29):
One, but just and that's them like taking off like
the shingles of the roof.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
Yeah. No, they're hammering and our plate. There's a lot
of guy putting ladder in front of our house.

Speaker 5 (01:02:41):
What time in the morning is this?

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
The ladder goes up at six forty eight. Look, we're
inside the house. This is our ring door bell camp.

Speaker 5 (01:02:48):
Yeah right there no notice. Oh my god, it's so loud.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
Yeah, this is where they're climbing.

Speaker 5 (01:02:59):
Up without Monday or yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
This was today. Wait, I thought that's.

Speaker 5 (01:03:05):
Seen it again, going on for three days.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Yeah, seven or five he's on the room. Oh my god. Yeah,
you could see him throwing stuff down from our room. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:03:12):
I was like, what if I walked outside with the
dog and we just get pegged in the face.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
It's kind of sucks because I don't know if you
can see it.

Speaker 5 (01:03:18):
Yeah, did you see that? But again the entire house.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
Oh, he hasn't even threw it down yet.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
Oh, when he throws it down, it's great, there's like
singles falling down.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
It's a whole thing. The house is vibrating. Yeah, to
see that, just throwing stuff down.

Speaker 5 (01:03:38):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
Meanwhile, yeah, the first day, we have no idea what's
going on. And I'm like, well, if there is a
guy fucking walking around the roof, that's on him, Like,
you can't break into the house from the roof, have
at it, walk on the roof, sand, what do I care?

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
She's like, go out there and see if this's God
in the roof. What do you have me to do?
If there's a guy on the roof.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
Also he's out to me, fucking crackhead, what do you
want me to just gonna eat my face off? If
he's on the roof, have at it, sir, I have
fun on the roof. What I'm sleeping?

Speaker 5 (01:04:03):
Well, so we all thought, yeah, we couldn't, couldn't go
back to sleep. So Monday was just and we had
just traveled like the day before, so didn't get to
bed till like super late. Just long travel day. Not happy,
ended up you know, getting ready going to work. I
was so irritated, Like I went downstairs and yeah, you know,
got ready. Whatever. Then Tuesday Thankfully we had a workout
class with Chantel shout out for him, so that didn't

(01:04:25):
bother me. But today this morning, so again I was
up from like three to five thirty, couldn't sleep reading
just my mind's very busy. So then I finally fall
back to sleep, and then I hear this at six
fifteen in the morning. I'm like, this, soun's not even
up yet. Why the hell are they on the roof? Yeah,
and all of this crowd like loud banging and just

(01:04:45):
ladders and people and talking. And I'm like, Pique, go
tell them to get off the roof, Go tell them
to get off. Well, they're all gonna stop anyway. They
just gotta keep working and they'll eventually move. No, they didn't.
So I went downstairs, put in my noise canceling headphones,
turned up my sleepy Time music all the way up,
and then tried to fall back asleep. But why couldn't
I fall asleep because the house was shaking, ship the

(01:05:08):
whole freaking house, just girl girl. And I'm like, this
is the most annoying thing ever, cause again, like if
I go out there, there's not anyone that I can
talk to me.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
Okay, what do you want me to do it?

Speaker 5 (01:05:20):
You're a man. I'm like, the man had.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
It When the guy's like five times my size and
he's yolped, like if he was some skinny dude, then yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
I'd go give him a piece of my mind and
one of these. But the guy. Have you seen the
guy that's like leading charge? He rang the doorbell that's
been moved the car, and I was like, oh shit,
this guy is fucking huge and he's been working out.
He's he's on the roof.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
He is your definition of like what is it called
in the gym meathead or whatever?

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
Meatstack?

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
What does he slip jim snap into it? The guy
works out, he doesn't miss fucking leg or armed dead,
and he doesn't have a he's like no neck. Yeah,
And I'm like, got it, I'm not telling that guy ship.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
Sure you do you?

Speaker 5 (01:06:01):
Uh? It starts with an me also no sympathy about
noise from me. I guess like you do have noise
pretty much, but this is on top. Like imagine Elia,
if your wife or your baby gets woken up, you know,
in the dead of sleep at six in the morning,
then you will definitely care that it is definitely gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
Be I think that difference was the difference was this.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
It was that I don't blame them because also I
have to give them some serious props. These motherfuckers have
been like I've never seen so much work be done
as quick as these guys are, like banging through the work.
Right with that set With that said, you don't go
on somebody's roof without like knocking on the door or can.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
I get six in the morning.

Speaker 5 (01:06:39):
I checked the mail start. I'm pretty sure there's a
noise ordinance gotta be but you know it's us and
again like we're the first house, so like it just
started on Monday, and I don't know what there's seventy
two units or eighty, but I mean the Facebook group
is about to be lit. Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
We need to do a show on just the messages
on a Facebook.

Speaker 5 (01:07:01):
Group because when they start moving around.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
You have no idea like these guys.

Speaker 5 (01:07:06):
Yeah, ro said, how was Teddy racting? Well, Teddy can't
hear nor see much anymore, so Teddy was good. Uh,
Ilia also saying, you guys are like, uh, Margot and Todd?

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
Who the hell is Margo?

Speaker 5 (01:07:20):
On Todd from a Christmas vacation.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
Oh yeah we are. It's six in the morning, bro.
And that's her, not me, that's her. That's her. Remember,
you can't take you back in the show when you
were like, eh, you never give me compliments. You just
call me big. Huh? What about this? Huh?

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
What about all the compliments that you had last week?
How come you never give me any props for like
the good things that I didn't hear.

Speaker 5 (01:07:40):
You say anything photo, just that you took it of me,
didn't have about anybody else.

Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
You know, Hey, can you put on your beautiful dress
and get on a cliff. I'm not going to push
you over this time. I just want to take a
beautiful picture of you.

Speaker 5 (01:07:52):
We did were a happy belated birthday to Ilia, by
the way, I know we did call from this cliff.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
Yeah we've this is our other favorite spot.

Speaker 5 (01:08:01):
Yeah, Donkey Beach. And then so we're in a place
called Kapaa.

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
We talked to him there, and then this year we
talked to him from our second favorite spot that nobody
knows about in Kawai. So if you ever go to Kawhi,
hit me up. I'll let you know how you can
find the spot.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
Secret spots also the most beautiful place on Earth is
on top of this mountain. I can't believe I didn't
pull I didn't pull a picture. But the road has
so many potholes that it will shut down. So we
hiked on this closed road for an hour.

Speaker 5 (01:08:30):
Yeah, well for over like I was like one point
two miles each way. Yeah, but the road like up
was like straight up incline.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 5 (01:08:39):
It was intense. It was like straight up incline and
then straight decline like just a giant hill, like huge elevation.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
So you know, I'm just getting my biscuit of a
you know, canned biscuit body to get through this hike.
We finally get to the spot. Now there's nobody at
the spot, so I wanted to get the perfect drone
shot because there's no drones. But I'm like, well, the
road's closed. Nobody who was nobody behind us? And then
mother Efforts started showing up in cars.

Speaker 5 (01:09:04):
Look at Denise like, hike okay, because because what happened
is like PK like went through and he's like, oh,
these potholes are too big, and I'm like the car
that we're taking was not ours, and so I'm we can't.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
Plus to walk to be honest, Well.

Speaker 5 (01:09:17):
Yeah, I mean it was actually we say hiking like
it was a It was a two lane row. It
wasn't a hike through bushes. It was all pay there
you talking about to hide. But we are on pavement.
That's the last pavement.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
There's no bugs and stuff. And she was still like
did you hear that? Did you hear that? And I'm like, yeah,
there's bors out.

Speaker 5 (01:09:38):
Here, Yeah, there's doors. There's bird Like there was one
bird that like let us almost the entire way, pooped
every like few seconds.

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
No, the first bird was leading us. He would walk
right in front of Denise.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
Yeah, it was really let us all the way. So
on the way back there was another bird and she
was like, oh is this our friend? Is you going
to lead us back?

Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
And he just took a dump as he said that. Yeah,
it was the funniest thing ever. I wish I had
that on film, but yeah, that was I love Kawhai
so much. You know, this is the dinner picture with everybody. Yeah,
one of our friends that he was like, hey, we.

Speaker 5 (01:10:09):
Love that picture and I love this because so again
you know, like we have done. Uh. There's one couple
that was new to this trip, but the others we've
done multiple trips to, like Mexico, Hawaii, Like you know,
it's not been our it's not our first rodeo, and
they are all in Oregon, so it's great to be
able to, you know, reconnect once a year. And I
wanted to do like traditional like family dinner. So we

(01:10:32):
made like a beef tenderloin, like hash brown scallop potatoes
and like a vegetable and then I made sure like
you know, sat up the table like it was a
full fancy dinner with the plates and the forks and everything,
the water glasses and it was fun and I just, yeah,
that was our family dinner. It was really sweet.

Speaker 1 (01:10:47):
It was it was great. It was yeah, great photo
this is night one. It was just great. It was
all around, just like amazing, amazing trip. It really was.
And then right before the show started tonight, because you
know me, I'm always like filming everything, and I had
to dump some stuff on a hard drive and that's
the hard drive I couldn't find. It also had our
Pekan DK stuff on it. But more importantly, I'm like,

(01:11:08):
oh my god, like did I just lose all of
these pips, all the all the videos and stuff. I'm like,
oh no, so I was having like a meltdown right
before the show started.

Speaker 5 (01:11:16):
Oh that's what was going on. Yeah, you're freaking out
because I told yeah, I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
There's a lot of other stuff that happened, but yeah,
I flew a drone and didn't crash into the ocean
last night, last time. A week after trying to find
this cord for the drone that I had forgotten, I
finally forget the cord and then you know, I think
did I overnight at two and it came on the
last day and I put the drone up and it
landed right in the same pool that you're looking at
this picture.

Speaker 5 (01:11:41):
Yeah, five years later, this time.

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
It actually worked. I was like, I finally got the
drone shot.

Speaker 5 (01:11:45):
So and that was that was extremely funny because again
this group of people as who we like we picked
one duck like organ duck game a year and like
traveled together to go watch them. We did it this year,
but we did watch them on Saturday night, which was
an amazing in game. So that was a lot of fun.
And then we would hop into the pool and there
that picture was, and that's from Red Dirt.

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
I wanted to go to this place for a while
and I wanted to get the picture that I really
wanted to get is let me go out.

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
It's basically like, just think of like what I'm outlining
right now. This is the picture, right So I told Denise,
I'm like, I need you to run and just be
dramatic and you know, because I want this to be
like a workout picture. You're you're jogging over the waterfall.
But the point is in this picture you can see
how there isn't a lot of room and it's not
obviously flat, so she's obviously not running.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
So I'll have to crop this. But it was funny
because she would just.

Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
Run here, turn around and then jump, turn around and
then jump and I'm like, whoa, whoa, whah, yeah, I
need to do a three two one? Are you just
like going back and forth, back and forth?

Speaker 5 (01:12:46):
I thought, super sporty. I have to give some love
to Matthew Peck right now. Check that Venmo dk oh,
check that Venmo pk oh. That's a big donation.

Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
Hold on, hold on like that is that's pretty weak.

Speaker 5 (01:13:05):
Merry Christmas, guys.

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
No, what hit a shot for me for you?

Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
Sir? No?

Speaker 5 (01:13:12):
Why are you doing to the law. Let's not do that.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
Well, that was a donation that worthy.

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
I'll step out on the lunch for a donation, not
wor just a donation.

Speaker 1 (01:13:28):
Hit the alls, let's see okay.

Speaker 2 (01:13:30):
Plus I talked to them, I'm like, we're gonna get
get some knocking back.

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
What do you want. I went out there and I
actually told them today.

Speaker 5 (01:13:36):
They said it's for hit a shot for me.

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
Poka, grab me a shot, and I'll do it. I
don't know, that's on you go go check it out though,
most I gonna say. So I went out there later
on in the day, not in the beginning, not at
like six am, but like, uh four pm, they're still
out there. They're working on the roofs and stuff. And
I go out there and I see the neighbors, so
I had backup. So I felt a little more confident,

(01:14:01):
and I'm like, do you hear these motherfuckers at six am?

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
And then uh, I did not get the response back
that I was hoping for, which is like, yeah, man
so loud at six am. Know, they were like, well
they're doing a lot of stuff quickly, and uh, I
appreciate him. I didn't mind him, and I'm like, neither
do not picked up Teddy went right back in the house.
So yeah, for a good donation. The wall will be
hit tonight. I'll deal with the consequences tomorrow. But yeah,

(01:14:29):
Kawhi is an amazing time. If if you're listening to
the show or you're watching and you have a trip plan,
definitely reach out to me.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
I'll tell you all the great places to go. I had.
Oh my god, I talked to this guy. I made
the mistake first and.

Speaker 5 (01:14:43):
Oh my god all the time. First and foremost, let's
take care of this.

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
Yeh pour it donation shot.

Speaker 5 (01:14:48):
You got the option of Jack or.

Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
Yeah, Jack.

Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
I made the mistake of talking to the guy next
to me, who was a cool guy. Don't get me wrong,
but this conversation lasted for four fucking hours and I
couldn't get out of it.

Speaker 5 (01:15:03):
The flight from Vegas to KOI.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
And I was like, I don't want to part of
me was like, he had great story, so I didn't
really necessarily want to get out of it. But then
also like three hours deep and I'm like, I didn't
know how to get out of that conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
It literally for four hours. You pass out. I was waiting.
I was nudging you so I could wake you up,
so you can like distract me. So I'd be like, oh,
at one point, I didn't even have to go to
the bathroom, like, dude, I gotta go to the bathroom,
hoping that.

Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
Then he put headphones on or pass out and I
come back to the seat and he's still talking to me.

Speaker 5 (01:15:33):
Oh my god, what's sorry? Go all choked up? He
was then again on our fight going back and I'm like,
oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
I told I said, shuck, don't don't say shit.

Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
I was like, hide me, and I hid until the
plane took off because also he was like see something. Yeah,
And we were sitting there and we had an open seat,
and I'm like, if this dude sits here again, it's
rip me. I will throw myself out of door. Oh
my god, I can't do it again. I liked the guy.
He had great stories. However, I'm like, again, after four hours,

(01:16:04):
it's too much.

Speaker 4 (01:16:05):
I know.

Speaker 5 (01:16:05):
Every time I like, I woke up and I was
like also like listening to like an audiobook and I'm like,
oh my god, what are they talking about. I'm like, God,
thank god, he.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
Has some great story. He had some money stories. He
had this one story. He said that he had a
friend growing up that was the troublemaker.

Speaker 5 (01:16:19):
Right by the way, your shot someone, thank you, Matthew
peck fan.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
That's not that bad. He had this trouble maker friend would.

Speaker 5 (01:16:29):
Be a problem of warm firewall isn't bad.

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
Well, the first one is not that bad. It's like
the third one that's like.

Speaker 5 (01:16:34):
Uh, I think the first one for me.

Speaker 1 (01:16:37):
So he said that they threw this party.

Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
His parents went out of town, so they locked up
he's doctor, so a big house. They locked up all
the liquor because I knew their son was like a troublemaker.
So the guy was sitting next to goes over and
they throw a party, right, and it's not Project X party,
but it's a it's a fun party, he says. At
one time, he specifically remembers like looking over and they
had a pool in the backyard and he saw somebody
from beyond the fence projectile vomiting over the fence into

(01:17:02):
the pool.

Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
It was that kind of party, right, So the parents
didn't come back. This was Saturday.

Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
Parents didn't come back till Monday, so they had all
of Sunday to clean up the house and they're in
high school at the time, right, So they clean up
the house, they put everything back, they cleaned the pool.

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
And everything, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
And but in his father's study where the liquor was,
they also had to sneak into it through the laundry
shoot because they had locked the doors to get the
liquor out. Right, So in that study there was an
antique chair that was in pieces.

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
So they're like, oh, so.

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
They super glue this thing together and they just it's
in the corner, right. So then the parents come home
and it's the two kids. They're there, right, and the
parents are kind of curious, but everything is clean, and
they kind of know something's up, but they didn't really
they couldn't prove it. So they're like, Okay, it seems
to be all right. And as he says that, the
dad sits in the chair and just chair falls apart,

(01:17:57):
pieces everywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
Dude gets grounded for like a month.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
The guy was sitting next to wasn't allowed to go
see him for like another like three months.

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
It was a whole thing. Yeah, you had crazy stories,
crazy stories. He said.

Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
He had this one other story just real quick. He
said that, uh, that same guy the bad influence kid. Yeah,
got a mopad or some moped moped, and then they
went to a gas station to fill it up, and
they weren't supposed to go that far. He was just
supposed to stay in the neighborhood, right, So he's like,
I'm filling it up in the gas station and I
look over and he's running out of the gas station
with a bunch of cigars. They're falling off, and then

(01:18:31):
the guy that owned the gas station is running after
him because he had shoplifted everything.

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
He was like, go go, go get some of the
mopad m. My god, crazy stories. However, four hours, I
just did two of the highlights. Right now, you just
got it.

Speaker 5 (01:18:47):
You go back and forth like each one of you
shared a story because I'm sure you could match. Like
for all of these stories, you got definitely one that's better.
You probably just.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
Don't ever want to be that guy that like is
the upper like pepper, Like, oh it's the upper like
fuck down?

Speaker 6 (01:18:59):
Like.

Speaker 1 (01:18:59):
I mean, if you got good stories, I want to
hear your stories. If you asked me, I'll give you
a couple.

Speaker 5 (01:19:03):
Did you share some?

Speaker 1 (01:19:04):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
Sure, I shared like a few, but no, nothing compared
to uh oh, and then I thought it was interesting
because he went from so he went to college and
then he was like flunking out of everything, right, and
then he met this girl that was from Salt Lake
and a Mormon, you know. So then he had to
clean up his act for his for this girl, and
then he ended up cleaning up his act and turning

(01:19:25):
his life around. And that girl is his wife that
was on the plane not sitting with him up front.

Speaker 5 (01:19:30):
Yeah. I was like, he was a chemist.

Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
That's the only thing somebody smart as a chemist, you
would think on Southwest you'd have an.

Speaker 1 (01:19:36):
Upgrade sit next to your wife for five hours?

Speaker 5 (01:19:39):
What was that star dog?

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
What you doing?

Speaker 5 (01:19:41):
He's crying? Oh yeah, just just whining a little bit.
So went out.

Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
Those were the Those were the stories. Uh no, trees there, PK.
What does that mean? Uh Carol, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:19:52):
So you didn't get it like stuck in the tree.

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
No, No, I didn't get it stuck. I don't usually.
Oh yeah, I guess I didn't want to say last time.

Speaker 5 (01:19:59):
Yeah, great memory, Carol.

Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
Yeah, so I'm trying to think. I think that pretty
much covers like most of the stuff. I'm sure there's
other stories that we'll have to break into but uh yeah, yeah,
unless you had any other ones or what are you?

Speaker 5 (01:20:13):
I was just trying to, yeah, trying to go through
some of our notes. We're doing something unique at work,
and it was like a fun way to do like
a secret Santa. So if that is something that you
don't is doing well, it's like this.

Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
App dress up no, no, no.

Speaker 5 (01:20:26):
No, it's this app. And I mean you basically just
because you know how you have to like draw like
White Elephant Gifts or whatever, like you put everyone's name,
you pick it out, but it's just kind of act
exactly what you created. It's an app that you put
everyone's name in, and then you can also do a
wish list and then like you draw randomly, like everyone
draws randomly someone's name, and then like my wish list

(01:20:49):
will pop up, so I can put different things from
like Amazon or like Bad Body Works that I want
on the wish list and people can be like, oh
it's easy.

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
I didn't create that, but I like it. No list
like a.

Speaker 5 (01:20:59):
Simple because I know you're doing one for Christmas Day.
You know, we did draw like out of a hat,
but like if they had a wish list, like that
might be a little bit more helpful on what people want.

Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
Hold on, what can you show them the back of
your earrings?

Speaker 5 (01:21:14):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
Yeah, go on, you can't see them. Yeah, but my
point is, this is the dumbest thing.

Speaker 5 (01:21:22):
This one's normal. You can't see it, I.

Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
Know, but you've gotta lose it. And it's a diamond. Now,
don't show the normal one. I think we all know
how earrings work. Show them the other one.

Speaker 5 (01:21:31):
So it's this little piece, it's tiny little piece. I
don't know where it is. So I got a bigger one.

Speaker 1 (01:21:41):
So she used a bigger one. I don't even know
if I have any of these things here.

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
She used the little thingy that you put underneath like
I have it on this.

Speaker 5 (01:21:49):
I mean it works, so it doesn't like that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
Basically a different version of this.

Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
Yeah that I told her to put it on her
new desk contraption thing, which never made it to the
desk thing.

Speaker 1 (01:21:59):
So that thing probably scratching the desk.

Speaker 5 (01:22:01):
It made it behind my ear No, it's perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:22:03):
That's you're gonna end up losing the diamond now it
sticks to it.

Speaker 5 (01:22:07):
There's nothing different than this thing versus this thing I
do all day. It didn't come off.

Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
Okay, I'm just saying I wouldn't risk an actual diamond
with uh you know, if that was the case, if
they're that dependable.

Speaker 5 (01:22:22):
A two cent rubber disk that's to be.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
Put underneath like you know, iPads and stuff or whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:22:31):
My last comments because every time PK picks me up,
thank you so much for doing that. But I'm you're like, oh,
are you back to doing your working emails?

Speaker 4 (01:22:38):
Good?

Speaker 5 (01:22:38):
Because I want to listen to this. What are you
listening to?

Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 5 (01:22:43):
What are you listening to today the last like four days?

Speaker 3 (01:22:47):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
Different things? What does it matter?

Speaker 5 (01:22:50):
No, it doesn't. It's one specific thing. I listened to
you every time I get into the cards, it's like
weird monotone voice and listen to this about Elon.

Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
Oh my god, such a listening to that book. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:22:59):
And then that's what I'm asking, what is it that
you're listening to.

Speaker 1 (01:23:02):
I'm listening to a lot of stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:23:04):
For the love of God.

Speaker 3 (01:23:05):
The ad.

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
Yeah, it's just called I don't know what the It's
called Elon's book. That's it. It's an autobiography on him.

Speaker 5 (01:23:13):
It's Just's book.

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
Yeah. And then today I was listening to quantum mechanics and.

Speaker 5 (01:23:17):
Uh, okay, because it was about buying Twitter and how
he sleeps everywhere? What is it called?

Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
Didn't let me bring it?

Speaker 5 (01:23:26):
See, That's why I said, Like, there is it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
Called elon Musk. That's all it's called. That's it. That's
all it's called.

Speaker 5 (01:23:34):
But why are you so interested in it? Like I'm
just curious because you seem like you're so fascinating.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
Because it's probably one of the greatest books that I've
I want to say, read, but I did not read,
but listen to. And it's not because of uh it
makes me probably like him less, to be honest, because
he's the giant dick, but I also appreciate, like his
drive some very very torn It's just a fascinating look
into And also I would say the guy that actually

(01:24:00):
wrote the book is just a master of being able
to do an autobiography on on people. I want to
go back and listen to his autobiographies on people I
can care less about because this is so good and
so well done.

Speaker 5 (01:24:13):
Listening or read the one that he did on Steve Jobs.

Speaker 2 (01:24:16):
I didn't, but I know that they made that into
the movie, which is one of my favorite movies.

Speaker 5 (01:24:20):
So it's it's called Elon Musk by Walter Isaac sid
And what I was listening to and that I thought
was interesting was about like the Twitter takeover and how
he was like, oh I am in like Hawaii, I'm
thinking this and doing this, and then like I want
to be on the board, but then I write this
and then one of the board members or whatever is
like you can't say that, and you know how he
just gives no fs about anything, and then came about.

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
I don't know if this is the point where that
in Los Angeles to figure out what workers and supervisors
would come to book a Chica. She protested that the
engineers at the.

Speaker 2 (01:24:54):
Kid, yeah, this is this is when he yeah, like
things that usually take like a year. Also, this is
fascinating because there was just a story about how he
built this data center that usually takes two years and
he did it in three months, right, and everybody was
going crazy about it. But if you go and you
listen to the book, you're like, holy shit, this guy
is like he doesn't give an f. He's like, I

(01:25:15):
want this done. If you're like this takes ten days,
she'll say you have three. And if you can't do it,
I'll accept your resignation and find somebody they can like,
he no, f's I'm at the point of it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:26):
I wish I had it loaded up.

Speaker 2 (01:25:27):
I'm going to point where he's moving data centers for
Twitter and he's got to move it from Sacramento to
Portland because it's on It's one hundred million dollars a
year in rent and Sacramento. And they're like, well, in
order to move the data center, we have to call
these companies and we have to go to the data center,
and then we have to build the infrastructure, unplug things.

Speaker 1 (01:25:49):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
This was two days before Christmas. He was like, you're
talking out of your ass. Have you been to the
data center? And the lady's like no. She was like
get there now and send me pictures. She was like
I'll have a picture in four days. She was like, no,
I want it tomorrow. This is again two days before Christmas. Yeah,
so for going towards like the Christmas eve, they were
going to whatever, he decided to turn the plane around

(01:26:12):
mid air.

Speaker 1 (01:26:12):
They went to Sacramento.

Speaker 2 (01:26:14):
They had a security guy open it up, and then
he's still debating with people. They were like, we can't
move all this like, we need like the proper things tools.

Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
He was like what tools. She was like, well, you.

Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
Can't get underneath the floor without suction cups. So he
pulls out a pocket knife and he gets underneath the
floor and starts unplugging. Shit, Oh, I could have taken
all of Twitter down. Yeah, you didn't know what's gonna happen.
And he was like, there you go, I unplugged it.
Let's go, And then they ended up moving everything within
a month that would have taken like who knows how long.

Speaker 1 (01:26:43):
To Portland to Portland.

Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
Yeah, and people were like, oh my god, almost took
Twitter down. And Mick but it's it's a fascinating book
on like his drive. But also I've always said something
that I with more people. I've always said, like, you
can be driven, you can be you can be great
and polite at the same time, you don't have to
be either or like a lot of people that find

(01:27:06):
you can be you can be successful and nice.

Speaker 1 (01:27:08):
Those two things aren't different.

Speaker 2 (01:27:10):
Like because everybody that I've met my life, or a
lot of people that I've met my life that are
super duper successful, they're also dicks. And I'm like, I've
never understood on why you couldn't be successful and nice.
You know, they treat people around them like, you know whatever, yea,
like you can be nice, but so I want them
a little less for that. But also I respect the fact. Dude,
there was one guy that has been with him for

(01:27:31):
years since the start, and he said, everybody, you know,
he was like, don't worry about it. Everybody reaches that
point where they retire in today's your day.

Speaker 1 (01:27:41):
And then the guy was like, uh, guess I'm getting fired.

Speaker 5 (01:27:44):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
And then also the guy that wrote the book then
talks to the people that got fired, So you get
that from the other perspective of like, holy crap. You know,
it's a great it's I recommend it to everybody. I
recommend it to that.

Speaker 5 (01:27:56):
I just thought it was interesting because like you know,
like usually in the car we're listening to chill music
around something that I get a little pumped up to.
And then I just thought it was so fascinating the
last like two days just listening to that something I
would never choose to listen to, but I enjoyed it.
So I just wanted to give you your props. But
then you're being like snarky and being a dick about you,
just like elon. So there you go. Yeah, I wonder
why you say you can't be nice and blah blah blah.

Speaker 1 (01:28:19):
I am nice.

Speaker 2 (01:28:20):
You know you you're throwing this around like I'm not
nice to you. Twenty four twenty three hours on Wednesday
and twenty four hours for the other six days of
the week.

Speaker 1 (01:28:30):
When we're doing the show. Comedy comes first.

Speaker 5 (01:28:32):
Comedy, not your feelings. Yeah, I hope people are laughing.

Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
Yeah, I am. Anyway, you want to wrap things up,
we gotta go, oh yeah, sure, do you mean oh.

Speaker 2 (01:28:41):
Yeah, it's been like two hours, it's just one hour. No,
it's been one hour and thirty minutes.

Speaker 5 (01:28:46):
Okay, then it is about that time. Yeah, yeah, about
that time.

Speaker 1 (01:28:50):
Uh, sage go, I am nice. That's see that. Everybody
should be nice. Why should you not be You gotta
be nice? Now.

Speaker 2 (01:28:56):
I understand too if you have like workers that don't
want to do things or that you know, but you
could still you know, some of the some of the
stories in the book, I was just like, holy shit,
like that is just brutal, some of those stories. And
it seems like he doesn't have that gene where he
feels sympathy or understands that like all right, like he
got into it with his brother and like just everybody.

Speaker 5 (01:29:17):
You know, all right, I know it's not boring. It's
just like you're like, he's not nice. But I'm like, PK,
you get into like these kinds of things and debates
like with some of your closest friends that are just
like family, like and like this this discussion, like last
time I think with Pops just about like I think
it was it SpaceX. No, it was about something you

(01:29:37):
guys were sitting out on the porch for like an hour.

Speaker 1 (01:29:39):
Oh ai stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:29:40):
That's yeah, yeah, what I don't understand the corela.

Speaker 5 (01:29:44):
K loves space. Did you see the lady's reaction to
seeing the Earth for the first time?

Speaker 1 (01:29:48):
I didn't, nah, send me that clip? What do you
mean what lady? I did not see that? Now? What
do you mean saw the Earth? Or was she blind
or like, uh, I don't know. I have to see that.

Speaker 2 (01:30:00):
I had to get off Twitter because every fucking thing
today was about the drones in New Jersey and I'm
like Jesus, oh, I.

Speaker 5 (01:30:06):
Thought it was about the guy who killed the CEO.

Speaker 1 (01:30:10):
No, that was yesterday's news.

Speaker 5 (01:30:11):
It's still not yesterday's news. That's like top story to Twitter.

Speaker 2 (01:30:15):
Twitter was all the New Jersey drones. Everybody seeing like
hundreds of drones in New Jersey, which I thought was
just conspiracy, and then I started seeing it on new sites.

Speaker 5 (01:30:24):
Didn't you say that in Hawaii you saw drones and
like there was specific sightings? Was that ever an always different?

Speaker 1 (01:30:31):
Now? That was? I think that was the military doing
stuff out there. You can tell too when it's like
a drone or you know, everybody's like UFO. Unless you
see it do some maneuvers that we couldn't do, then
I'll give you that. But if it's like if it
follows the laws of physics, it's probably a drone or
like the government doing like some kind of experimental planes

(01:30:51):
or whatever. That's the way. However, with that said, in
New Jersey, there's like shit on the sightings.

Speaker 5 (01:30:56):
Oh yeah, the Pentagon is now denying reports of the
mystery coming from Iranian mothership.

Speaker 1 (01:31:02):
And the only thing that I will warming drones. The
only thing that I will say is crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:31:06):
I wish I would have brought this up, but about
a month ago, I saw a random story about how
there was a prediction about two crazy things, and I
dismissed it right away. And the second thing was the
drones that they said, like on this day and on
this day it is actually when the New Jersey stuff
started happening. I forget what the first thing was, but

(01:31:28):
there was a prediction about the first thing too that
did happen about Like, no, the first thing was Trump,
That's what it was. It was like this was made
in like the ninety nine or something. Somebody predicted on
this day Trump would be something would happen, right, and
it happened, and then drones would be over military basis
on this day, and I was like okay, and sure.

Speaker 5 (01:31:49):
Enough I was like, oh shit, it really happened.

Speaker 1 (01:31:53):
No, I don't believe it, but it's always fun to
speculate mysterious.

Speaker 5 (01:31:56):
Dave joining the chats. What's so did pe K offer
his theory and the drone thing?

Speaker 1 (01:32:02):
Don't I have a theory unless it breaks the rules
of physics.

Speaker 2 (01:32:05):
It's something that we made that's my theory, or it's
something that you know, it's crashing into the atmosphere or
you know. Now, if it breaks the rules of physics,
then yeah, that's when you got my interest.

Speaker 1 (01:32:14):
Now. So because it's also easy right now, because anybody
I have a drone.

Speaker 2 (01:32:19):
Everybody has drones. Like some of the videos that I
saw they have green and red lights. I'm like, yeah,
that's definitely man made, Like aliens aren't going to come
here with a blinking red and.

Speaker 1 (01:32:29):
A blinking green light, just like every fucking blame, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:32:32):
Like, so, I don't know. I have zero theories. I
know I saw some people saying that it was like Iran.

Speaker 5 (01:32:38):
I saw other people yeah the mother ship, that Iranian mothership.

Speaker 1 (01:32:42):
Yeah, but that'll buy that because that we have radar.

Speaker 5 (01:32:45):
Again, I also don't know anything about this because this
is the first time I'm hearing of it, so and
quickly looking online and that's what I see.

Speaker 2 (01:32:50):
Yeah, I don't know, I just u it was also
I thought, I did think. I always try to step back,
so I'm not like crazy conspiracy person. But I did
notice a drop off on drone tweets between the morning
and later in the day. Now, maybe everybody got it
out of their system. That's you know, you have to
give a little Yeah, you know, that could make sense,

(01:33:12):
or maybe that there are the algorithm and the governments
like testing some stuff and they were like, take this
shit down. But if he does take it down, then
he's like old Twitter.

Speaker 1 (01:33:19):
So I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:33:21):
NFL star Aaron Discount double check Rogers Curiosity says that
it definitely could be aliens.

Speaker 1 (01:33:29):
Does it break the rules of physics? That's that's my
only thing.

Speaker 2 (01:33:33):
Like every single video that I saw, they're just not
really doing anything that we can do. So at that point,
I'm like, uh, now, if you see him make some
crazy like ninety five degree angle turn or something, then
be like okay.

Speaker 5 (01:33:45):
Yeah, So to be continued, I.

Speaker 2 (01:33:49):
Mean, hey, if we're getting attacked by aliens, then your
boy was wrong and oh it's been a great ride.

Speaker 5 (01:33:54):
Oh Stephen Chase has something to say, PK, what's passing through? Hey, Stephen.
Hopefully one day PK will upload a Spotify what the hell?
What the hell are you talking about? Huh yeah, you
got one job.

Speaker 2 (01:34:06):
After the show, this will be up in the morning
Spotify shout out, shout out. I also was thinking about
I'm just gonna start doing to some I was thinking
about doing some quick solo shows just talk about my
progress of in some of this apps that I've been
working on.

Speaker 5 (01:34:21):
I'd love that.

Speaker 1 (01:34:21):
I don't know if anybody be interested in that, though I.

Speaker 5 (01:34:23):
Think you should. I mean, you don't know unless you try.

Speaker 2 (01:34:25):
Okay, well, I'm gonna start doing that, but I'm mnna
start doing that for plus people because I feel like
they've been neglected and you got to start doing that. Also,
something else we talked about is is this the last
show before the end of the year or what do
you think actually is?

Speaker 1 (01:34:36):
We don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:34:36):
I have work next week and then the following week
is Christmas and the following Wednesday is New Year's So I.

Speaker 2 (01:34:45):
Might just start releasing some quick shows here and there
as I'm getting yelled at for not working pushing cards.

Speaker 5 (01:34:53):
It doesn't matter what you do, as long as you
do something that helps contribute to the bills. Yeah, that's
all I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:35:02):
That's it.

Speaker 5 (01:35:02):
That's it, I got it.

Speaker 1 (01:35:03):
It's all all right. We gonna end this.

Speaker 5 (01:35:06):
Yeah, we can end it.

Speaker 1 (01:35:07):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 5 (01:35:08):
It's been for the replay Gang Gang Gang, I.

Speaker 2 (01:35:10):
Know, all right, love for the replay Gangang, Gang Gang.
I'm gonna wake up and the first thing I'm gonna
do is sex with her. The second thing is gonna
do I'm gonna upload the show. The third thing I'm
gonna do have sex with her again. The fourth thing
I'm gonna do is hit the publish button.

Speaker 5 (01:35:23):
Uh huh. Dave new Year's even bringing Drew to the throwback,
I would love to Drew actually reached out and I
I mean, all he did is he just sent a
picture and it was like a memory of us during
our was it the toy drive at Atlantic Station? And
that's all it was, was just a picture, no comments
or anything, just a photo. And I'm like, oh, he's
thinking of us.

Speaker 1 (01:35:42):
Yeah, he's awesome. He's awesome. Love Drew.

Speaker 5 (01:35:45):
So when do we make it back to Atlanta, which
will definitely be for the National Championship game. Let's go Ducks.
Already got the hotel January twentieth.

Speaker 1 (01:35:54):
Yeah, I gotta get through Ohio again.

Speaker 5 (01:35:55):
Uh huh ah huh. So we got bye week then
Ohio State.

Speaker 1 (01:35:59):
Yeah, yeah, No, Drew is awesome. I'd love to do
the Drew throwback.

Speaker 2 (01:36:03):
However, because of rights, musical rights, that's what we can't use,
you know, because then they just we just get yanked down.
I don't know how that works on I don't think
Spotify you can do that either. Otherwise other djers will
be putting up on mix it. So I don't know,
but if you have any ideas, reach out to me,
because I'd love to I'd love to do that. I
think that'd be that'd be kind of cool. So all right,

(01:36:24):
love you guys, thank you so much for joining us,
and we'll well, I'll talk to you guys tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:36:29):
What do you mean tomorrow?

Speaker 5 (01:36:30):
So you're reading ship tomorrow?

Speaker 4 (01:36:31):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:36:31):
Fuck it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:32):
I'll do a show tomorrow to bitch a little about her.
So for the plus people, I'll see you tomorrow. For
everybody else, it's kind of like bear with us, because again,
if she's working next week, maybe we can move the
show at some point. But uh or maybe we'll just
have to come back, you know, right after the new year.
So love you guys, and we'll see you soon. Take
care bye.

Speaker 3 (01:36:51):
It's the PK and DK catch us Live week Jays
at five Pacific seven cents seven cents PK and DK
dot com three plays, podcast, blogs, and more.

Speaker 5 (01:37:02):
And I'm not I'm not gonna say it again.

Speaker 1 (01:37:05):
Ba ba bath, I'm telling you don't come back. Bah
stop bam street, I'm telling you good bye, good bye,

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