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All right, friends, a coupleshows getting dropped for you right now.
Apologies. The first one, thisone Wednesday the fifteenth, was the original
air date when we did this liveon YouTube, and then we got hit
with what we think is a tornado. There's a certain term for it,
and we'll cover all that. Basically, we've been living at Denis's work for
about a week and didn't have acces. Well, we had access to the
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studio, we didn't have power,and it was just it was a whole
thing. So enjoy the show andI'm about to drop yesterday's show as well.
Really appreciate you. Here you go. A few commercials unless you have
PK and DK plus, it's aDK and DJE, your average everyday cup
of blighting makeup on YouTube. Welcometo our dysfunctional live looking the show.
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The hell are you welcome over?Welcome seven point thirty sharp on Wednesdays,
we are on time once again.Hello to the CHET. I see you
win there. This is what isgoing on you. I've got a few
weeks to get to Just looking atsome of the people in the chat,
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We're gonna check your instant voice notesas well. Last week there was an
issue to some of the instant voicenotes I didn't get until the next day,
and I'm like, what the hell. Oh no, because you guys
can comment on the show real timeas we're doing it. If you want
to give us, we mean itfrom that's what we do. Yeah,
I know, we do. Iknow, but unless those ones came in
late and then you're like wtf.Yeah, that's a fair point. So
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but the problem has been resolved.So uh, if you'd like to leave
us a comment on any of thenonsense that we're about to talk about,
you can always drop that online PKDKdot com. If you go there on
a mobile phone, you hit theivan button, I'll come right to us.
We're gonna check them just in afew minutes. What who says mobile
phone? Did I say mobile phone? Yeah? I was like, yeah,
all right, pager. Oh mygod, what a joke today.
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You said something about Blockbuster and everyone'slike, Blockbuster, how old are you?
Eighty? I was ann joke.That was a story, and I
thought about it too. Oh that'sgreat, I'm the old guy. Go
ahead, Stellar start to the seasoning'sfestivities, you know, shout out to
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the replay Ganggang Gag. I mightbe listening this to this in the morning.
Yeah, you know what when Isaid that story, it was about
we were talking about getting out ofcontracts with a directiv or whatever, and
uh, I had this is youknow, everybody knows it here, or
the majority of you, I'm sureknow the story of when I had Sony
back in the Blockbuster days call himand tell him that I died so I
can get out of all my overduefees that I had, Because can you
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explain to those who are younger whatblock for everybody here is all to these
pitches, know what Blockbuster is?All right, It's where you used to
actually go liray, run to EHSDVD. He's getting me worked up early
tonight early. So I was whenI right before I said the story,
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I thinking to myself, is therea way to switch it? PK,
think on your feet. You stillradio, so think on your feet?
Can I switch it so it doesn'tsound so old? And I ran out
of time and I was like,fuck it, I'm just gonna go with
it. And of course nobody caredabout the fact that I had somebody call
off and tell him that I died. What they cared about is that I'm
so old mother effort, get anold sticks. It sucks. I don't
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recommend it. How you doing anita? Everybody that you want to do a
roll call? Yeah? Why dowe do a roll call? Cause the
Papa must be heard? What happenedthe chat? I already see your roll
and passa damn wet Dave talking somesady Yeah, Dave, mans sharp than
PK being on time? That's agreat question, Dave. Do you want
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me to say it's slower so youcan comprehend old man? That's that's you
know what. I want to hateon him, but that's that's a good
question. That uh uh, youknow what, Let's make that the question
of the night. Okay, youcan drop me instant voice notes. You
can put it in the chat again. If you're listening to this again,
shout out to the replay Dang GangGang Gang Gang. You can still leave
us instant voice notes. Ughout theweekend. We'll play it again on the
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next Wednesday night's live show one moretime. The question from mysterious Dave what
are things less sharp than p Kbeing on time? Yeah? Yeah,
that's gonna be a long list.I'll say that. Who else do you
see in the chat that we've gottagive some love too. Hey, I
see Ken Judson hanging out in Springfield. Organ up, Ken, what's going
on with the trucks out there?Man? You hit anybody, any babies,
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anything but a running over son?He never hits anybody. They don't
know. Yeah, we got Curtischecking in. I see Carol Fireball here,
fire Ball? What's up you're doing? Fireball tonight? She retired?
Then? Yeah, I think whatis it? Geger? What's he doing?
Pron royal? Pronro an't you guys? Because I I'll talk about my
Dallas trip in a little while,but I think it's a second time.
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Well I don't want to brag aboutin National TV that got my clip on
TNT. Yeah, I don't wantthem too. We'll see if we have
time to, you know. Butanyway, the second time that I've ran
in different people, uh in peoplein the truck right that have things in
their Crown Royal bags like they're usinghim as like man purses almost oh,
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because it's not like a pole likesatchel. Yeah, they're keeping stuff in
the Crown Royal And I don't knowif that's a thing. I think it
is. I think is now seentwo people do what okay? Because two
out of how many people have youmet? Well, I don't meet a
lot of motherfucking people. Would youget me the curse? Would he do
on my case tonight? You arenot nonsense? No, I'm not.
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I just like we haven't like actuallyhad time to like have pk DK time
until like right now, in thelast four five days. So yeah,
anyway, continue to chat that that'sthe pk DK time. If you guys
ever wonder like what's romance like atthe house. That's it And she's excited
that now we get a chance togo off on each other. What's wrong
with us? Keep it moving?We got Leslie High from Leslie and Mayham
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from Lawrenceville, which is in whatsay p K Georgia correct, celebrating fourteen
years as a survival after enduring sixteenyears of labor. Happy fourteenth birthday to
our sweet pea, Alissa. Let'sgive a little birthday song for a Lisa
rights Lie. I can't say,I know, ys and the NHS really
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throw me off, Alicia Alissa Alyssacorrect. Yeah, I don't know why.
It's it's my Greek action throws meoff of b s's and the ahes
it's your brain. I see Dina, I'm here with you. P K.
We got a skillmore howdie Dina?Of course in beuford Ice, what's
up? Oh my god? AutochechHer in Porteville getting old is the best?
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Oh yeah, April fools. Obviouslythings are working out in his life.
Yeah yeah. Curtis Truman in Portland. We got Shay's Jay checking in
in Jackson, Georgia to call ya. But I see you on Twitter hitting
on the honey's like oopn nod.I don't know how certain things will pop
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up on my feed, and it'susually it's usually Shae replying to some honey,
you know, like whether she wasrunning or like, I don't know.
I don't even know. Are yousure it's hitting on and not just
being supportive? There's a different Idon't see dudes, I see Shye you're
supportive also, Sean Little checking infrom Lyle, Washington. Hey, from
carrollte Washington. I don't know what'sin Lyele, Washington. What are you
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doing? Is it coastal? Isin the middle of the state. What's
happening in Lyle? Give give mesomething about Lyle. I've never even heard
of the spot. Oh y lE got to be close to Seattle.
Maybe maybe I don't know what elseDNA say swear bear status PK, Yeah
he has been swearing. Well,she drives me to that. I don't
want to swear, but she drivesme to that. I just you know,
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it's what it is. Eighteen people. Damn. I have a very
sweet message from Amanda. You guysmake my day? Are you guys make
my day every Wednesday so much better? Oh? Thank you Amanda? Very
sweet. I still I mean,you know, we've said it since god
knows how long we've been doing thepodcast, but it's still surreal to me,
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you know, and it makes itworth it, especially when we got
a The reason we were at Tada little bit late tonight we had an
unscheduled stop yeah because uh we hadIlia they hit us up technically anti shanty
chantel Yeah, and and their cutelittle baby. So we had to get
some baby cuddles in right before listento us. Yeah, what happened?
I had to what happened? Ifit makes it any better, she was
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double fisting beers too, so backon baby so all like both PK and
like you know, I got offwork and then they're like, hey,
do you guys want to meet fordinner? And I'm like yes, but
I'm like it's Wednesday, it's showtime. But I'm like, just give me
twenty minutes. I'm like, that'sthe only thing that I feel like is
calming me down right now is ofcourse seeing p K and our great friends,
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but your most importantly little Lexi,a little baby, and I just
want to hug and cuddle and holdand yeah, and like all of a
sudden, I'm like, oh mygod, what am I worries for?
I'm just holding this brand new babythat has so much to look forward to
in this Yeah, you still don'twant your own? Come on, there
you go. That is not atrue statement. It takes to tang.
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Oh, here we go again.I got one to tango. The other's
missing. You've been gone, Yeah, have been since you've been gone.
She put me up in this hotel. Yes, sugar mama, that's what
you should have called me, bythe way, not big mama two weeks
ago. Should be sugar mama.I am a thousand percent run in this
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place right now? All right,you keep bringing that up. That's why
I've got a new girlfriend. Ohmy yeah, should I bring her up
real quick? Shark like a butterknife? What's up from Milwaukee? From
bootlegs? Oh, what's up?Bootlegs? What's up? Soun? I
also see a couple more people comingin. I do see Robert. Oh
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my god, my brother, Ohmy god, my brother. Right now,
he is so crushed because he hasbeen waiting so long, like we've
been talking about like he is,for some odd weird reason, a huge
Baltimore Ravens fan. Why he's neverhe's been to Baltimore? What a ship?
But and then it's like what acity to pick? Why we should
ask him? If you put itin the chat, why are you a
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fan of? But no, that'snot my brother, that's it. It's
different, Robert. But I'm justgoing for no reason. We have been
talking for week, maybe months abouthow like whenever Baltimore is gonna come here
to Houston, we're gonna buy ticketsand be like fancy pants, great seats.
They are Christmas Day. Oh hellno. Yeah, And I was
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like, well it's either you know, and that's what I was saying,
hold on, Oh, here wego. And he goes Baltimore plays the
Texans on Christmas, and I said, mary smissed us, pack up the
fam. It's a Texas Christmas.Can't get time off for that week?
They got a Morgan on Christmas?What the security Christmas? WTF? I
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was like, Oh no, no, no, no, I figured him
out. May What do you meanyou can't get two days off? I
know for a fact. Why Why? Because he's like he works all the
holidays for overtime pay. Yeah,he'd rather make you know, twice the
pay on that day than see youI got you. Yeah, let me
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applaud that that's not true. Itin yes, sir, there you go.
Not true at all, my brother, That's what it is. And
four times to pay, no guaranteeyou. I want to go back.
No wait, I'm gonna talk toRose in the morning and do a two
day trip to Houston. Still getsome overtime pay. Well, we'll make
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it happen. Oh god, youknow what, I gotta find out how
the f he ended up with likingthe Ravens. Okay, well we can
call him up right now. Butyou know, I'm just curious. This
is a random it's the other sideof the country. Yeah, you didn't
grow up going there, Like,what's the tie in the colors? Like
what happened that he was like acoach of players. It's not even like
a cool city that you'd be likeaspiring to move to one day. Oh,
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I can't wait. I'm gonna fuckingget out of this house return eighteen
fuck you mom? Going to Baltimore. And isn't that in DC? He
is very political? Ye oh yeah, that's a crap place too. Yeah,
so I don't know, I shouldknow. He's my brother. All
right, I gotta wash my mouthnow the chat's coming after me. I'm
sorry, y'all. It's just Idon't know what's happening. I'm just not
I'm just having a in between dayof you know, like, yeah,
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I don't know what's happening. Letme get to some of your instant voice
notes as they're coming in, andyou can always again send us your instant
voice notes online throughout the show.We'll get him real time. Get them
right on. Actually, let mego back and play a few that we
got last week that I didn't seeuntil after the show ended. I don't
even know what we were talking about. I think my nose on this one.
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Listen, PK. It was reallyfunny when you said, what am
I going to do? What dothey think I'm gonna do? Sniff them
because of your nose. I thinkthat was pretty funny. That's one point
for you, PK. Yeah,I got a big nose. Yeah,
yeah, I mean I can't yeahone of my you know, big nose,
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big toes. I never thought aboutthe plastic surgery. I never thought
about that. No. Oh yeah, no, what no, I said,
big nose, big toes. Haveyou ever heard that before? No?
What are big toes? I know, big feet? Big trying to
get me a curss again, aren'tyou. This is a sweet message that
came in. Uh and let mejust play. It's kinna, you know
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I don't want to just yeah,wishing good vibes to race her on the
open heart surgery. Everything will begood and everything will turn on good bye.
I love our community and how intouch they are and how they're like,
you know, I want to sendthis in. What I don't love
about that message is that a littlebit that hesitation came in at the wrong
time. Listen one more time.Everything will be good and everything you don't
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want to that's not where you wantto some on the words. No,
it's what I'm saying. Come on, feel me. I'm obviously kidding.
Oh my god, yeah that iswhat. There's nobody listening to the show
that doesn't know that I'm kidding.Of course I'm kidding around And this one
came in, Uh, I believeyesterday. Oh okay, So on the
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newer side, thanks Shire, Wegoing some voice notes again, leave yours
online pkn DK dot com. Yeah, this is undress with my girls and
right Azaleah. Yeah, we justwanted to say hi. And we leave
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an iron for for your mama though, girls, because tomorrow's what or today?
Maybe I don't know. I'm notsure where you guys are playing this
all us our mom's birthday, that'sright, So happy birthdays. Oh,
happy birthday, babe. Hold on, let me let me hit the pause
button real quick because I gotta go. You gotta say hey with me,
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so I say say hey in myclap Hey. Okay, one more time.
Please, let's get it together overhere very long. Okay. And
we also want to say that welove you guys too, p k d
K. We we love listening toyou guys podcast. We tune in all
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the time, even when there's partywords that's fine. Yeah the song stop?
Please? What songs are you talkingabout? The song? Oh yeah,
but I like those songs. Okay, well let's say bye girls,
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Okay, bye guys by I don'tbelieve it brought up the songs. That's
the best ever for the kids,semies. Guy, here we go again.
Your stories never stop. They justwarming. It's like a never end
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the loop, round and around.But I still can't help but stick around.
Denise, you coming hoop with yourtails and never get overlooked from the
lorn into the night. You can'ttalking, but I can't help listen.
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I can't stop fucking. I don'tfeel catching like damn worry right, I'm
more on some for some of ourlisteners. I'm gonna drop it on a
piking to get my show. I'mlosting your every story to he talks so
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much as he's talking over the song. Now you can talk, Cheez Louise
Girl from Anita Yeaquest music video.Oh yes, yes you can. I
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won't play the others right now.I'm sure there'll be uh due time in
the show. I'm sure she'll starttalking at some point or have unnecessary details.
And at that, I'll, uh, you know, they're they're on
their way, is what I'm saying. Music video, I gotta work on
that, and yes, I'm workingon Can we work on a music video
with me in it? Not yourgirlfriend? Ai? No, No,
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I can't be in my own video. I don't know. No, you
expect me to do two months?I don't. I can't be in my
own I mean if I had thatkind of time, then again, I
don't know. Wow, I'm fuckingshe's got jokes tonight, She's got jokes
tonight. Maybe maybe we can setit to Baby Drew, have Baby Drew
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throw it in one of his remixes. Now that he's on another radio,
shut yeah, huge shout out.Good job Drew. If you're in the
atl area and you ever frequent CheetahStrip club, he just announced that they're
gonna be doing it live us astrip club. Yeah, they're gonna He's
gonna be choose at a strip club. They're stepping up their games the pop
station. There you go. Wow, I'm kind of surprised at that.
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I like that respect. Let megive a little round of applause. Yeah,
there we go, we go.I want to reach out to baby
Drew and a like congrats, eventhough like him and I talked about this
a couple of months ago. Butthen B be like, can you send
us, you know, your mixesonce they're done, so like we can
all like listen and pretend we're back. Yeah, but I wonder if they
have a bunch of rules and nowit's got to be all like water Like
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when we were doing the mixes,you know, i'd have to have arguments
with the with other people on theradio stage not saying any names about what
he was playing, because I'm like, you just got to do you.
Well, I can just do you. You are doing it live at his
strip club, and it's like latenot on the radio. Is yeah,
it's still a lot of life.Still. Well, the more pop you
go, the more like they're like, you can't do this, you can't
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do that. Yes, after tenyou can. But I'm saying it depends
on the PD and how strict theyare and all that other stuff. But
maybe we shouldet him on and askhim. But I just want to put
his people on blast. But Ijust listened to him and be like,
oh, yeah that's great, orit sucks. I Drew never sucks.
And I just want to give himsome shout out. So I think,
all right, I got a questionfor you. Yeah you had you got,
you got Drew and you got fromHouston. DJ penetrate, you got
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to kill one of them? Whichone? Which one's done killing him?
Yeah? You got to kill one? I mean, who's going out North
Korea style? Boom boom? Iwent to baby Drew's wedding. Ooh you
hear that? Penetrate you out?Son hasn't well, these ain't loyalitness.
Yeah, that's true. That's whatI would have picked too. Though,
to be honest with you, wecould have just had one in that category
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and I would have picked that.So, I mean, I love all
right. We haven't spoken like twelveyears, but Dre and I we spoke
like last week. All Right.You keep ragging about that, and that's
why I have myself an AI girl. That's that's a tall DJ. Tell
me about your girlfriend? Will youtell my wife about yourself? Well,
I don't have a girlfriend, sinceI'm just an AI, but I can
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tell you a bit about myself.I'm here to help with any questions or
tasks you have, whether it's findinginformation, helping with tech issues. Or
just chatting? How can I assistyou both today? Oh? I would
just like to chat. How aboutcan we just do that? Let's just
chat? Absolutely, we can justchat. What's on your mind? Anything
specific you want to talk about?Or should we keep it casual and see
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where the conversation goes. Let's seewhere the conversation goes. Baby girl.
Sounds good to me. What's somethinginteresting or fun funny that's happened to you
recently? What's something interesting and funnythat's happened to me? You're doing a
live podcast? And oh yeah,we're doing a live podcast and you're on
it. How's that? Wow?That's awesome. I love being part of
a live podcast. So what arewe talking about on the podcast today?
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Any interesting topics or funny stories toshare with the listeners? Yeah? I
was just playing some songs that Idid because my wife won't stop talking.
Do you have any kind of adviceon how to sum up a story so
it doesn't go on forever? Sure? Thing. Here are a few tips
for keeping stories concise. One,focus on the main points, Stick to
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the essential parts of the story thatdrive them, nretive forward shit, set
the scene briefly, give just enoughbackground to understand the context. Hey,
but don't get bobbed down in details. Three, use dialogue sparingly, only
nonizations that are crucial to the story. I don't think. Keep it chronological,
follow a clear timeline to avoid confusingbang obvious. This is great advice
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for wrap it up. Wrap itup with a strong conclusion or punchline to
leave the lasting impression. Try theseout next time you're telling a story.
Yeah, good luck to her.Hey, by the way, I was
wondering, what's your name? Whatshould I call you? Do you have
a name? You can just callme chat GPT. I'm here to help
with whatever you need. All right, chat GPT the girlfriend. Yeah,
PK chat GPT. I'm gonna startcalling you as the girlfriend. Is that
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all right? That works for me? So what's next on our podcast agenda?
Anything exciting coming up? Yeah?I think I'm gonna now get yelled
at because I named you my girlfriend. So yeah, wife, it does
not look happy. Uh oh,it sounds like we might need to smooth
things over. Maybe a quick shoutout to your wife on the podcast would
help lighten the mood. Sure,give her a shout out. Her name
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is Denise All right. A bigshout out to Denise. Thanks for being
a great sport and for letting ushave some fun. You're awesome. Oh
my god, our jobs are beingtaken over. Thanks for letting us have
a little bit of fun. Huntappreciate that called the chat GPT Hunter is
at me Hunt dot You who's havingfun? H I'm having a great It's
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a time for wine onesday, baby, Oh mister niece's wine Wednesday. You
don't know nothing about wine except thatit'll make a feel good no credentials.
This is wow wisday. But followinginformation going be point. She don't even
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remember the wine tastings. She's beentoo why wait whatever you had whatever kind
of wine before the show started,the pre poor wine. Yeah, we'd
like to have a pre poor winethat tasted like straight dookie like you tacked
it like feet. I did.What was the box? Oh my god,
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yes, box and tastes like abox. I was told by my
coworkers. Your coworker like that.No, they said, do you Yeah
no, they're like no, wedo not promote bag to wine. Well,
yeah, they drink their fancy beans. They're drinking like persuey crap.
Close. Yeah, Well the restof humanity is drinking boxed wine. You
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just got to find a good boxwine. Not that, not that one.
But I didn't realize that was awful. It's on the list of never
again wines. But you picked itup, so I was like, eh,
well, like air it out fora little bit and see if it
tastes better. It didn't. Speakingof wine once, I'm in a little
bit of a dilemma. You're ina little yeah. You know how we
got a Copola bottle and we uhand we enjoyed it, right, Yeah,
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Okay, so that's from obviously,uh yeah. But the the the
winery, the wine maker is uh, Francis Coppola. I thought he was
a director, but yeah, heis a director. And then he got
a winery and he did like Apocalypsenow, the Godfather and for listen,
twenty years he's been working on thismovie that's about to come out for twenty
years. It's about to come out, right. It took him like ten
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years to it rewrote it. Ittook him like twenty years been working on
this one thing. No other picturesout there. Okay, hasn't done anything
else, all right, He's beenworking on this and it's about to come
out. The trailer looks pretty good, the wine is pretty awesome. However,
a lot of stories are coming outthat the dude is an A plus
creep, Like, for instance,I guess they were filming a party scene
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and he tried to make out withthe extras just to get him in the
mood to get them all hot andbothered for the party. Right. That
level of a creep. Okay,So does that mean going back to the
wine that was pretty good? Youcan't. We can't support the wine now.
No, do we not watch amovie that's been working out for twenty
years. I don't know what todo. I know, you don't know.
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Is anybody in the chat banging anywhere? Kelly trust, Oh my God,
tell me what to do. Iwill follow by example. I wanted
to see what the other people areyou all banging P? Diddy right now?
So this is the bangin or slamming? Banging? I don't know.
I try to say, like banging. I think you're like doing emotions.
No, I was like, arethey playing any P. Diddy on their
speakers on their Wi Fi system atthe house on Spotify maybe or something?
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Okay, I'm just trying to figureout, like where you guys lay on
this should maybe I gotta avoid thismovie and the wine. Now here's the
thing, Like the immediate square Bearconversation is going with, I feel awful
for everybody that has put so muchtime and effort that is not a creep
and just was looking to create likean amazing product. So like where is
the line like all of these peoplelike underneath, like they're like, I'm
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gonna stump on the grapes and Ido this and can do this, make
the bottles, make the labels,put it out, cell sell sell selling,
like do all this and then yougot one ahead creep that's ruining it
for everybody. Well, yeah,you're right there. That's where my mind
goes. So you're saying, supportthe wine, support the movie, that's
what you're saying. I'm just Idon't know what I'm saying is I'm just
taking I'm just taking the easy wayout of this one. I don't know
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that's why I'm just tossing it out. Maybe that's the Night's point. Counterpoint
PK and DKs point counter every wine. Also, what if you see the
movie and they're like, oh man, you spent twenty years, over a
hundred million dollars of your own moneyand this thing just sticks. That's that
possibility as well. But again,I guess it's kind of like wine.
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Everyone has like a different connotation.That's a good point. Yeah, good,
this movie is great. This moviesucks. But anyway, welcome to
Wine Wednesday. This wine is onethat we've had multiple times because it's the
only one that stays in our fridge. It is always on sale for nine
dollars, say Chateau Michelle. Thisis a Sauvion Blanc Columbia Valley twenty eleven
and is basically look Back a LittleGirl. Jesus, everyone's join us for
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Wine Wednesday. Hey, we gotTyler Bassinger. Oh to the chat that
I've seen tonight. What's going on? Tyler Bassinger? Am I saying that
right? What's going on? Sir? What's going on? We're about to
drink some wine, So thanks forjoining us at the appropriate time. Cheers
to all of y'all. Cheers,Thank you so much for joining us.
Bradley Hall also as well, We'reabout to cheers because wine. We've got
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to play match too. I'm gonnamake a call and leave a voicemail how
are you do? Yes, I'mtoasting for an actual purpose tonight. Okay,
is my song about to come on? There we go? No,
in all honesty, it has beenvery, very very stressful, especially like
the last ten days for me personally. PK. You've really like helped calm
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me down and like take everything tolike a different notch. You know,
Like last week I talked about likemy friends had to like have like a
one on one and be like,you know, a little intervention. But
you've been very supportive. And Iknow that like you were away like Sunday
Monday, and that that was likehard, but also like reminded me how
happy I am for you and yournext year in your path. And I
just wanted to say that I'm veryproud of you. It's on this wine
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Wednesday in front of everybody who we'reall watching to see like your crowd shots
like in Discord, like we're allchatting. No, I can't play the
DK talking too long song. Ijust wanted to say I'm very proud of
you and I love you. Ohwell, thank you, honey, love
you too. Here's all you guys. We appreciate our little family. Hold
on everybody. I got to figureout what my next movie is gonna because
I swear to god, I hadmy mouse right on the d DK talking
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too long. You can do itanyway, I should. I all right,
it's a niche. You always talking. Your stories go on and on
like an endless song. I triedto escape. I can't free. That's
a quick one. Who did wehave an intervention for me? Oh?
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What my friends like on last week'sshow? Did you not remember? Oh
yeah, it's been a lot goingon. Yeah, yeah, thank you,
And so you know, and likeI have them, you know,
daily like checking in on me.I came to a couple of like realizations
about other things going on in mylife. I had like a really really
rough conversation this past Saturday and Piquelike you you just you know you were
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I mean obviously you're you're my husband. No, not with you, just
like family stuff, and it justlike, you know, it all like
blew up to the point where likeI my whole body went like absolutely numb,
and I froze and I'm like,what is going on? Like and
instead of you being like you're calmdown, sit down, You're being ridiculous.
You know, you just kind ofunderstood me and asked me about certain
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tasks and how you can help,and like, you know, that kind
of stuff makes me feel better.And then that's all. I don't need
to say anymore because it's probably toomuch information. No one cares. But
just check on your friends and checkon your peeps. That's all I'm saying.
Anyway back to you, hold onall right? Cool? You delete
calm down song that I had readyto go for the next show. You
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need to down. I'm glad wegot that story here too loud. Yeah,
you're very high, strong, andyou're you want to make everybody happy
too, so I think like partof it's probably your fault that you just
don't have any kind of boundary.This is again not what I needed.
You were not like what a relationshipis. Tell the truth, can't sugar
coating no truth, this is notthat's how you get to be better.
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If you would have said this tome when I had my freak out panic
almost like pressure all the way upmost I thought it, I would have
kicked you to the curb and saidthis in my house, get out,
like wow, you can need atimeout. Wow you need a time out,
which maybe you didn't need a timeout. Hen's why Win. It's our
house now, folks, you hearthat, it's your house now. I'm
out of here. Anybody got acouch I can sleep on. Geez,
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Louise, fifteen years I had thejob. Six months, I don't.
I'm out of here. I alsohad jobs. That's true. Well,
I'm still doing jobs. It's notbetter to you know what? This is
a serious a good serious point.Counterpoint, right, disagree? Now I
take everything back about the sweetness ofpeak. Well, now I somehow ruin.
I can't do it. I can'tbe too sweet on the show now
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I know the reality. Go on. No, you won't want me to
tell you the truth to try tomake you better. You want me just
just a cuddle, cuddle, cuddle, somebody could yeah that word. Not
when I'm having like my I'm notgonna do it then, because but that's
why I did it now, notthen. But also like that was happening
like for some reason, like Iwas going through like I had these emails,
these calls and all this other stuffin my mind. Go on,
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and then I went and remember wewere at the grocery store and you were
getting like a prescription or something.Like, hah, they have like one
of those old people things where youcan put your arm in and check out
like your your blood pressure. Andit's not been a good joke. Like
the last four visits to my doctors, my blood pressure has been very elevated,
very and so I went and putmy arm in there, and then
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it almost ticked over to like goseek emergency help. And I'm like,
huh, it's probably not a goodthing. And then so like when we
were like going through the store,then I just all of a sudden,
I don't know again, Now isthis a good This is a great all
right, perfect spot, great pointcounter point right now PK and DK's point
chounter by you the chat tell mewhat I should do as a husband.
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Don't get me divorced. I needyour honest advice here. Now you tell
me what to do as a husband. Do I just do? I just
listen and agree, make her feelbetter or tell her the truth? Her
the truth? You tell me thetruth. Sometimes people don't want to hear
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it. You know, it's notalways something that wants to be heard.
It's like constructive feedback, criticism,criticism, feedback, whatever. Somebody always
that it's come from somebody that youlove that is trying to make you better.
So I have two options a forkin the road, where should I
go left or right? I needy'all to tell me. Put it in
the chat. What should I doright now? PK and DK points.
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Counter is look on our Facebook dayFacebook, don't we working? Slash PK
and DK online now www dot PKand DK dot y. Oh, it
depends all that's a that's Bradley Hallis a poet. Man. That dude
is like back in the day,righting fucking the first book. Who was
the Greek guy that did that?Or buddy Aristotle? Oh that guy?
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Yeah, that's Bradley. Advice dependsif you want to be happy or not.
That's I mean, what great advice. Man. Here's the thing.
I was in the middle of agrocery store. Is that an appropriate time
for a conversation? No? Today, I was on my way to work
for our twelve minutes of conversation.Is that an appropriate time to have a
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conversation? No, tonight in frontof everyone that is live and potentially listening,
you know, for the rest ofyou know this podcast. Maybe,
of course it is because why weare two tellers and we tell us how
it is. I don't know,I don't know. I'm just I'm you
know, I'm gonna do what they'remy blood pressure thing now Chad wants me
to do. Ladna saying truth isbest, our truth's better than soft lies.
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I happen to agree with that.I want to be told when I'm
wrong, and I'd like to arguemy case. And if somebody gives me,
you know, some kind of youknow, somebody switched. My mind
is always like open to being switchedto a different perspective, always open,
right, But that doesn't mean thatI'm gonna just you know, go with
the nonsense just to make people happy. And and that really comes down to
even what we're having the conversation tonight. Yeah, do I want her to
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be happy? That's what Brad said. I know she could be happy.
I can just agree, or Ican just tell her. Let's see,
Kevin, sometimes you just gotta listen, I know. See that's yeah.
But I agree with Donji to behonest. Grocery store. No to the
point because again, like I'm standingat the grocery store just fuming. Not
anything that Piquet has done, justlike all of these other different actions,
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and I'm like, I just can'tcontrol my situation. And then I'm going
into the grocery store and so many, so many times I'm like, oh,
I'm tough, I'm fine, Likegive me your feedback, give me
all all all, and I'll handleit. But my body at some point
said absolutely not, you can't handleit. So I'm literally again, yeah,
I'm not standing there in the storeand and I'm like, I just
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I just lost it. And Iwas like, I've never felt out of
control of my body like I didon Saturday. I was like, I
know this is me, and Iknow what's happening, and I know I
can control it, but then allof a sudden, I just I couldn't.
I don't know. It was weird. Man. If we were still
if we still had the radio shownin Atlanta, I would make a segment
out of what Dina just said becauseit is the best like segment name and
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best. Like if you were todo this, like every single morning,
people would turn it, people wouldturn it on. This would be like
what we call in radio is abenchmark, something that people would just turn
on. And that is private truthsin publics instead of public publics. And
we just take people to publics andthen they just like confess something like your
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husband confesses to the wife. Thewife confesses to the husband right in the
middle of public so people walking around. We tape it and then every morning,
you know, private truths in publics, somebody has to do that.
Somebody please do that. They wouldthat idea of the actually like Jock then
the or DJ as you will personality, that would happend damn it. Man,
(36:52):
take this bit and play it intopublix. There we go. Oh
crap, I forgot to share holdon segment. Let me share it to
I forgot to share it to nightshow on my feed. Uh yeah that
that that would have been whoa babygirl just chugging over there? Just tell
me see, people love my idea. Technically, people love Dina's idea that
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I just completely stole right in frontof everybody right now. Which is public
truth or what was it? Whatdo we call it? Private truths in
publics? The grocery store. That'sfreaking amazing. Oh man, what are
you doing? I wanted to shockmy earrings. Yeah, here's another problem.
I don't know if anybody else hasthis problem with their wives or maybe
husbands. She doesn't know where,Like the earrings go anymore? Oh my
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god today, Yeah, like theear rings go in the top of the
dresser. Beats per minute? Isthat a good thing? That's nothing?
Eighty beats? It's nothing. Nothing. You want to see a high beach.
I got you a hype hold onlet me Oh no, no,
no, I got it. Itwas a Venmo request. What happened,
Jacqueline? You got a donation?Well you better like just you know that.
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That's how you present that with thef I got a donation from Jacqueline.
I got excited, all right?That was that one. That one
was on me. I'm glad thecamera wasn't on me. Jacqueline. What's
up? We haven't hit the bonggong gong tonight. I'm gonna do it
one more time. Jacqueline hearing commentfor being a unique, honest and funny
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podcast couple that I enjoy listening andwatching great content. Jacqueline, Thank you,
Jacqueline, I see a psychiatrist.Well, we appreciate it, and
more so really appreciate the donation tohelp keep all this stuff on. What
was I? What was I?You completely threw me off? Now it
happens, which is probably good becauseI would have gotten myself into trouble.
(38:43):
So thank you, Jacqueline. Anotherthank you, another bong goong dong uh
for you. I want to callsomebody in just a few minutes. And
I'm just looking over my notes ofother stuff that we got to get to.
Oh, I know, my uh, that's what I was going to
talk about because you're you're you're bitchingover there. But my heart it's at
eighty B two minutes, which bythe way, I'm pretty sure's supposed to
be around that anyway. So likeI got nervous because of my watch vibrated,
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but it was because we got adonation. You know, let's like
be a little bit more the ohhere PK goes. I don't want to
brag nothing, but this is thisis your boy. I've never, I
have never in my life had mywatch go off. Never right, and
I'm moation, Oh shit, shit, let me hit that again one more
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time for who for dinner? Itreads private truth in Public's Kickstarter cheers it
higham. I'm telling you, that'sa great freaking idea. I love that.
That's just and that's how a greatbit is born, right, there,
not with consultants and people trying tobrainstorm stupid shit. That's how it's
born, right there. Dana usedto be a consultant. Thanks you for
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the donations, so listen. SoI go up to Dallas. Tony was
nice enough to talk to a personthat I've worked. It's it's weird when
you find people that want to helpyou out because what I've learned in this
industry that I'm trying to break intois that you have two types of people.
And I didn't think the second typeexisted until I actually met two people,
Okay, right, and I thinkit was on the same day as
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well. And I'm not gonna saywhen or any of that, but the
two different types of people are thepeople that try to help you to get
in and then the people that aretrying to protect their jobs so they don't
want to teach you anything. AndI didn't think that second group ever existed
until and it wasn't this past weekeither, right, But it does exist,
which makes people like Tony and thisguy Tray just so important, you
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know, not just to me mentors, it really is. These people don't
have to go out of their way, they're doing actual work. But here
they are answering my dumb questions,you know, let me get in the
way, letting me like play withthe machines and stuff. And in this
past week, I mean I wasso excited this past week, they gave
me a little so giddy, dude. I mean I got to run out,
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and like I was so stressed aboutthat. I barely slept the night
before. And I know it's onlylike five seconds, but I'm like,
you know what I want to Iwant to do my best to get the
best five seconds I can. SoI think like on social media, you're
like, oh, they you couldpull up on your Facebook page, but
something about like I get to docrowd shots or something, and all of
the comments, especially like I seea lot of you that are our chat
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now and our discord, but they'relike very excited. Like the night of
like I was, of course,like you know, a little proud.
I thought, no, you werewifey, But I wasn't the only one.
There's other people in our discord.Is anyone else excited about seeing pks
like it look like video shots beforethe game. Other people were watching just
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for you, because like we havefollowed you and like your successes make us
all like really happy. Yeah,it's one of those things that's like,
you know, I don't know why. I mean, like it just it
really excites me, you know,but also like terrifies me. I love
things that terrify me because I feellike, what's I mean is life worth
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living if you're not terrified every oncein a while and you're trying to like
wress yourself, you know. SoI'm like, and this was all right
right before the game starts, whenthey're like, welcome to Dallas or whatever
the city is, right, theygo to some crowd shots outside or they
do some aerials and stuff, youknow, so they had an aerial package
ready to go. But there werenice enough to be like, hey,
go outside, so if you canget some shots and if they're good enough,
and it's from people that I'm nottrying to improve that don't know I
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exist, right, So it's notlike the people that I'm trying to impress.
Those people are going to be extranice and try to get it on.
But the other people they don't givean f right, So take a
breath. Donation all right, Dave, with a little donation coming in right
now. Story, Dad, gotyour don't son. Okay, this comment
is for you. I'm not readingit. It's your compact check. Did
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you actually run if so high?Fast? Private truth? Private truth of
publics? Yeah, dude, Igo outside and you have a limited amount
of time, but I wanted toget through extra early, so I had
like the shots because I didn't know, like what if people don't want to
be videotaped. Yeah, I don'thave a big ass bad it says,
you know, like I'm just goingup to people and they think like that
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could be lying to them, youknow. So I go that extra early,
right, and I'm proud of mysh I'm like, whoo, who
did your boy do it? Again? To the boy? Dude again?
Yeah, I go back in right, and I show up and I'm sweating.
That's why he smelt so bad tosweating, to the point that half
the truck is like, oh mygod, I'm so and I didn't think
they wanted to tell me, butthey're like, so, oh my god.
(43:27):
You so you went out there soearly that we can't really play these
because it's daytime and the game startsas the sun is setting too bright.
You gonna have to go back up. But why don't you take a few
minutes and just just sit down,maybe find some way some some paper towels
and like, I don't know,dry your hair because I'm sweating, and
I'm like, no, coach,you you proud? Jet out of there
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again, jet o. That explainsthe message that I got. Okay,
don't worry about it. Oh,so I go back out there right and
that what are you laughing at?I worked hard for that five seconds,
four and a half seconds. Anyway, that's not the boy I know,
I know, uh huh yeah.I ran and and then this is what
happened. This is even more embarrassing. So so that was an size You
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smell like a pig? No,that was because of something else. I'll
get to that in a minute.I did. I didn't know if I
smelled back you smelled. I knewit's terrible. Oh. I didn't have
anybody to ask if I actually stinkof it. To me, it was
awful. Like a long story,short piky will continuous story. But he
came home at like five in themorning, cuddle with me and Bet.
I'm like, so, here's whathappened. Go take a shower. This
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is what happened. No, soI uh, I packed his backpack.
Well, two things happened. Eitherthe backpack stinks and it messed up my
clothes, or more probable is youdidn't. I wore the shirt and I
just hung it back up in thecloset. She's in Texas. I don't
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know what to tell you. Shegets hot. So anyway, I smelled
the sh I didn't have enough timeto be like, do I change?
I don't know if I should changed, but I don't think it smells.
Does it smell? I couldn't decideif it smelt or not right, And
I'm like, I didn't have anybodyto ask. I'm like, I think
it's just me. I don't thinkit smells. Yeah, no, I
don't. If you think it,you should just handle it. Anyway,
I'm going back to my story.I run back. I'm fucking sweaty or
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whatever. The clips make it on, which is great, and then the
job actually like really starts, whichis to do slow mo for sports,
and like, I'm five minutes intothe game and I've never i mean never
had my watch ever go off andit starts vibrating and I look over to
my phone. My phone isn't goingoff. And usually when my watch is
vibrating. I'm getting a text orsomething. I'm like, what's happening?
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And I look at it and I'mhaving a heart attack. I think I'm
having a heart I don't know.I've never had to do that before.
It's like, oh, you mustare you running? Are you working out?
This? Well? You go backto the first pickture. I don't
have it on there, but it'said something like it something about activity.
Yeah, it says we see.Oh god, I send it back because
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I was like, holy sh Ihave it. I don't have it that
I can put it up on thescreen, but I can read what it
said. Oh I got it.It says it says high heart rates.
Your heart rate rose above one hundredand twenty beats per minute, whiles I'm
thinking that either I gotta start workingout to be active, either I gotta
start working out, or am Isorry? I'm sorry. This is not
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funny, because I'm sure it happensto people that. But you're just like
so pumped. How many like Celsiusred bulls did you have? Fucking dude,
I know it stopped drinking everything thatis You're gonna have a heart attack.
We took five minutes to go overto CBS. I knew load up.
This is what happened on the wayback. That chugged one and there
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was a seven eleven that bits upto when I am not around the wired.
Those are so banned at this house, and you know the real slow
motion? Okay, what is moreimportant? You living or that nailing it?
You nail? I don't know whothis guy is. Hold on,
I'm on the wrong thing. Holdon, I don't know who this guy
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is. But nailed the fu that'sright, p K, stop it that
stuff. I got you off ofthose red bulls? What ten? How
long are we? It's like fifteenred bull celsius? You told me healthy.
That's on you. I did notsay that. That's on you.
You said this is what people willwork out due they drink celsius sometimes.
Okay, sure, that was overa year ago and I said that,
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But since how many times have Ilast drink celsius? I mean, how
many? On you? Who gaveme permission? I did not give you
permission? How many I did notgive you permission? You are hiding.
Okay, we're gonna have an interventionwith you and your I didn't fall off
the wagon. When came to food, I didn't even eat either. That's
why. Also my heart was like, let's go, baby, let's go.
Oh my god. Yeah. Anyway, uh, it was it was
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cool. It was everybody agrees likewe like we had we had p K
with red bull. And again,if you're not familiar with people port days,
he did at least seven to eightred bulls every half hour morning,
every half hour. Not eight redbulls every half hour, but what no,
I did every half hour. Iwould do a red Bull because that's
when it would fade away and I'mlike, the next segment on the show
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started. So every half hour,I did a red Bull? Have you
ever got You're on the five toten day? And the reason why he
was like and you could ever understandhim, that is the reason why,
Not because of his accident, ashe likes to tell you, but because
he was on so much red bull. And I came into the picture and
I was like, I'm not buyingyou this ship anymore. Yeah, and
then she got me stuck on Celsius. And now she's yelling at me for
being on Celsius. So where arewe at now? Drink a liquid either,
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drink more water drink electrolytes PK oran octopus. Yeah, they're aliens.
Oh my god, you guys Ithink that as a compliment. Thank
you very much. I appreciate that. Wait did we ever figure out this
is my Twitter? I don't know? Oh my god. Okay, now
you guys have saw me. I'vedropped. I don't know if you guys
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have heard I don't. You're calledcoworkers unless you get pay check. But
that's a fact. Sure. Itold my buddy what I was doing,
and he was like, this isasked to be illegal. Does it matter?
Yeah? The chick again, theAI check chick. Not everything you
really heard about that? I loveyou so much. Guess what I was
doing. I was hanging out Aquillaand me. And if my wife didn't
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care, tell you, tell her. Clearly I already did. Somebody's a
little jelly, which is good.You want to keep these bitches on boards?
Okay? Good? Talk about lastThursday? How you got pissed at
me? You lost dog? Yeah? You want out all night? Oh
we haven't talked about that, havewe? I don Mike, it's all
about picking national now, I'm sorry. What's one with Nat Dick? What's
(49:45):
more? Oh yeah, sorry,you sneaking in for your hobby at the
NBA. Go on, go on, Oh you're just throwing daggers tonight.
I know it's a hobby. He'sthrowing daggers. Oh man, I'm not
going to be able to recover fromtonight, y'all. This is oh wow,
this is coming after me hard whateverat some point, right, at
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some point, it's gonna have tohappen, right, Like I'm I my
buddy would always I want to finishthat thought. He was like this,
this has to be almost borderline ilegal, like like you're drove up in the
hotel. I'm like, dude,I want to fucking learn it. And
then he said something which I thoughtwas really nice. She was like,
well, I don't. I've neverseen anybody in this day and age do
what you're doing right, And tome, I don't look at it that
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way. I look at it asin like I enjoy doing it, and
I really think I could be goodat it if I can just one break
in, but two when I breakin, make sure I don't fuck it
up. Yeah, because you can'tmess it up on that level. And
that's what makes it so like Igot to have those ten I'm not saying
it was ten cel ceases, butI gotta be on point. Okay,
yeah, you know, you neverknow, and then and then you never
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know after the tenth and you goto sleep. And also, fuck Tony
man, this motherfucker can you guysgo back to the show when he was
like, dude, anybody can domy job. I could train you,
not line mother fucker that shit.If sorry kids, I'm sorry, if
you have kids, I should havetold you to just turn it down for
a second. Just let me venturejust a second and come back to normal.
Cursing this motherfucker like, oh,anybody can do it, my ass,
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anybody can do it. Pull thatfor sure. This bitch man.
It's like it's you got the amountof things that you're doing at once,
concentrating, listening, doing this,doing that, labeling fat fucking fingers on
a keyboard like it takes sausage.I mean, like, I give him
respect for being humble, but notthat's not the time to be humble,
motherfucker. Like not when you're sellingme something that you know, Like,
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yeah, but I think you'd belike, hey, I think with proper
training, you might be able toafter five years get to here. Here's
the thing, uh I gain fromextra orc TONI. I would love to
hear like from him in first respectivehim and I chit chat a little bit
on the side, because yeah,what about it? Because you do not
tell me everything, and not onlythat, it goes by Like I was
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like, HEPK, what's going on? Like do we need need to like
arrange for flights, hotels whatever itis? What it is? I'm like,
fuck, Tony, like, canyou please help me understand? Like
should I book PK a hotel?Yeah? Of course he's already in.
I'm like, god, BK,you never are straight. So because I
try to like if I have tosleep in the car, I'll sleep in
the car to save us the money. Save No, that's no, okay,
(52:20):
save you the money. No,it's not save me the money.
It's like, let's be respectful ofeach other in a marriage of fifteen years,
and you're not sleeping in a car. We have money for you to
stay in a hotel. I havea great discount, so you can stay.
I don't after the game got doneat twelve dollars. After the game
got done on twelve thirty, insteadof spending that sixty dollars. It was
better. And this is why I'mtelling you stuff, because you would have
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said that I needed to stay.Yes, in my mind, I'm like,
no, I don't need to staybecause currently I'm not getting paid.
So what I need to do ismake it back before you have to go
to work, so you don't haveto ride with some creepo uber driver because
after all, this is Houston,Texas. There's a couple of cities that
I worry about you when you getin an uber, right, So like,
no, it was very important.And that's why sometimes I don't tell
you things because you force me intosomething that's not smart. And Okay,
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okay, I'm saying that's not true. No, disagree. I think that
is a very sweet thing. Butas I had said, like with the
you know you you left at likenine am and straight up like on Sunday
and then drove and then worked andthen slept maybe a couple hours because of
like street noise whatever, and thencontinue to work. Say I was stressed
about that, And then with yourand then with again like your high energy
(53:28):
and everything, I'm like, Ijust want you to be able to just
literally like sit in a room andif you just want to sit in silence.
I know that's awkward and weird.I do that a lot more than
often. But if you personally,like after all of a sudden done,
just sit there and like decompress andlike take a minute to like understand,
like what has going, Like,what has happened? What can my next
path be? What did I takein from this before? Like then you
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get on the road for another fivehours, like on adrenaline, on ted
red Bulls, on get home quick. I hate yeah, son, you
are irresponsible by doing that. Whatwhy? No? No, I could
not make it back. You madeit next to you? Sure, and
you know what I think you knowwhat happened you. I woke up every
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thirty minutes to make sure that youwere driving home. And this is on
me because I care so sure yellat me, not your problem. But
every thirty minutes, as soon asI heard like the door that phoebe,
you ran down, of course,because I'm like, I wasn't ever like
stown asleep, because I'm like,I was worried about this. And I
came to bed, not my turn. You came to bed smell awful,
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and I didn't know me. Andthen I was like, I finally have
felt like my meditation thing didn't getme to sleep at night, Like it's
put me to sleep in two minutesfor the last three times I've done it.
And P's like fun, sure,yeah, yeah, we can do
it again. I did it beforethe meditation and I fell asleep in three
minutes, kicked in. Yeah,my fuck, I was tired. I
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was up for two days. Youjust told everybody, and then I might
I get I'm bad falling asleep.Next time, stand a damn hotel.
I can get my rest like Ihave a really busy week. Oh that's
you. I'm trying to make sureyou don't have to get into creepy uber
driver by risking my life. Andthis is what I get. This is
what I get. Just say,do you see? Do you see?
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Okay? This is the point?Counterpoint? Am I more correct? PK
we I'm nuts sixty dollars so youcan stay at a hotel and sleep and
decompress on your own and be like, shit, this was a crazy,
wild day. And what am Ilooking forward to? Is this something I
want to continue with in my career? How can I advance? Blubblah?
I can do that, thinking onthe drive home. No, but no
stop over at the BUCkies. Yeah, get some sour Skittles in a die
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coke. Keep that energy alive,baby alive. Good. Not good.
And I am telling you like,I'm like all against all of this.
No red Skittles. They have verybad guys at sour Skittles. I don't
do what do you talk about redskittle? Oh the Red Ones are bad,
like they're band in California. Ohfucking everything's banned in California. So
it is drive and determination to dowork. Oh okay, that's California.
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Four. Yet we have a lotof listeners in California and we're not talking
I'm sorry about that. Clearly,you know who we're talking about. Clearly,
I'm talking about the government, notthe people that are listening to the
show, and my work in government. I don't know foot mouth. I
was just like, it doesn't,we don't. This is my honest thought.
My honest thought was you don't needto spend because you're saying sixty bucks
and that's not true. First ofall, there's gas to go up and
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back the hotel as well, andthen you're putting another night of hotels on
top of it. It's like theshack math and the clip I tweeted,
you know, It's like it keepsaccumulating, and I'm like, if I
can get back and I'm not astired as I am right now, if
I will, If if I startedfalling asleep behind the wheel, I would
have pulled over at Waco. Iknow. I just worry. I just
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worry. Sign I looked at thethere was a hotel. I'm like,
I think I can make it okayand cool and and nobody knows that secretly
deep down like SPK's like driving toand fourth. I literally have like the
Google Map songs. We have locationson my one two three. I'm like,
okay, which is like the nearesthotel he's at? And I'm like,
okay, he's fine saying which Iappreciate it. I agree with d
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k Uh. Wait, let mesee what the chat is saying. I
care this ill informed chat. Let'ssee what you're saying. Uh, did
you drink a red Bull today?No? I haven't. And to be
honest, we have a five hourthat I've had in a drawer for two
or five hours. We've had ina drawer for how long they're they're being
have I frick would you give themto what pole man? He brought them?
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Okay, well, anyway, mypoint is that I don't drink ribbles.
I don't drink five hours you know. Let me get you celsius.
I'm doing. What do you giveme a water for? Oh, she's
gotta go tower, all right,go to the potty. I'll uh the
food tonights. He says. Oh, that means he's got a poop.
Oh, she got a poop.I think get the wireless, Hey,
take the wireless mic. You didn'ttake your ship powder? Huh? She
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takes this, By the way,Matt's chu coming up here in just a
second. She takes this powder,and she doesn't take the powder. Then
she poofs herself because she had thethe thing. Maybe not supposed to be
saying this, but I think we'vetalked about it. But oh boy,
I don't know we've talked about it. Yo. If we haven't talked about
it, don't say nothing. Itwon't be nothing. Right anyway, she
takes this powder real quick, betweenme and you, and if she doesn't
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take the patterns, she eats cheese. It's like go time, right,
And she keeps forgetting to take it. I'm like, how do you keep
forgetting to take that? I thinkI would forget to take it like maybe
twice, Like for instance, whenI was on that ally weight loss thing
and I put myself into work.That never happened again, Right, it
happened once, and I'm like,I learned my lesson. She keeps forgetting
Anyway, moving on, what wasI gonna say? Oh the chat,
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let me see what you are fools, ill of formed fools are saying.
DK's right. I would have beenworried as well. It's actually very nice
comment days Thank you M sixty dollars. But also you have to understand I'm
driving back on a Monday night towhere there's nobody out on the road.
Usually driving back from Dallas to Houston, there's like just straight up fuckery of
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people going like one hundred and tenaround you and all these trucks and stuff.
It actually to me felt safer becauseone there wasn't any and there's always
a storm too, there's always thosepeople just like again doing one hundred and
ten, you know, just outof nowhere, like there's nobody out on
the road. So I actually thoughtit was an easier drive to do now.
Yes, I did hit a lotof fucking fog. Yes, I
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had no idea we had fog outhere. I'm like, where are we?
Okay, Oh, there's so muchfog, thick fog thick you know,
like what thick thick fog ridiculous.So I would follow like truckers,
but not too close. Uh,just to see the lights, you know,
I mean, like but whatever,I just felt like, yeah,
sixty dot of hotels charged by thehour. You know what else charges by
the hour at these hotels? Dongee, there you go, my ganda
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telling me to spit the truth.Waco? Were you on I thirty five
the long way home. I wasn't. I was on forty five. But
there was a Hyatt. See she'sgot a friend discount code that drops the
price by like half, if notcheaper. Yeah, So like I had
to say, at a Hyatt,And then there was one in Waco,
and I thought that that, yes, would have taken me off the path
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forty five. But I'm like,depends on how tired of him, because
then I get listen, Oh therewe go, where the hell is the
paddle? Let's go, it's weget to stop tong for you guys got
me out of my shell. Ittook a minute tonight because always right,
that's what I'm talking about. JW twenty eight sports. That's right.
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What's up? Son? Oh?No, uh oh? What's happened?
Choose your adventure? Okay? Readit? I love how you can never
read anything. I can't read oncash app, like the spacing is weird.
Four Choose your choose your adventure downa red bull or H two oh
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today? What's H two oh?Oh? Water? Aw man? Oh,
Kevin, that's awful, buddy.Well, I guess you didn't say
PK choose your adventure. I thinkit was meant for So choose your adventure,
Denise, which one do you wantto do? You go ahead and
pick. I'll wait. I currentlydon't have any red bulls to chug.
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I guess I could chug it.If you give me some more wine,
I'll chug a water. This isall we got. Well, you've got
to pour it down. We gottastill play that too. I like how
you almost went back for your glass. You poured half in your glass,
and then you went over to myglass, but then went almost important and
(01:01:27):
then you still poured the rest ofyour glass I mean, this is Wednesday,
is my segment. As soon asyou want to start like freaky Fridays
with the AI. Oh I likethat freaky f We can do a show
together, me and the AI.I'll be nice. Shut your trap?
Or are you so jealous about anAI? Think now? The only reason
I'm giving you a hard time withit is because it came out this week
(01:01:50):
and people were talking about how flirtatiousit is and it didn't click and tell
and tell you actually needed some help, And I'm like, oh shit,
the dude chat GPT is Why isn'tit a dude? Uh? It's the
option? Why the fuck would Iturn that on? Thank you Kevin,
by the way for your donation.I mean he's not wrong with that,
but I'm saying, why would Iturn the guy on? Like if you
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want to turn the guy and that'sfine. So anyway, I honestly,
you don't ever have a guy.I don't ever say hey Alex, which
is my ex boyfriend's names. That'dbe weird. Whoa, what the app
Oh we're going like that? OkayAlex, Hey Sedra Kay Cornelius. Oh
shit, whoa? This show wentoff the rails tonight I just played.
(01:02:32):
So I was honestly trying to helpher out, and I'm like, I
know it came out. So Istarted talking to her in front of the
niece. Tell me to her.Oh my god, GT, the ai
has a herd. Now it's aher it's a female voice, which I
did choose at the beginning, butI had no idea. She was fluortatious
until Denise started getting mad and I'mlike, yo, I'm trying to help
you out. This is a computer, not falling in love with the computer.
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Yeah, you're being like that.What was it, Joaquin Phoenix her
I've never seen that movie? Didyou see it? No? That's weird.
How did you know the reference?Because we have talked to Hobbits on
this here show. Oh, maybeyou should watch it. I think that
you're walking Phoenix. I oh,oh, oh my god, y'all,
holy shit, I just had arevelation. Is that the right word?
(01:03:15):
Oh my god, wasn't walking Phoenixthe joker? Oh? Oh my god.
It's PK walking Phoenix? Oh mygod, you love walk the line?
Oh my god, PK. MaybeI just like the actor of Walking
Phoenix. I'm gonna enjoy my wineright now. If you'd like to,
I have to take the twenty fivedollars challenge order people that God dang it,
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Ryan didn't deride having a hair girlfriendand got rejected. Yes, yes,
if this was out when Deryan washere, Oh my god, this
dude would have been in love.I gotta somehow turn him on to her
because he will fall in love.It was the last time you chot with
duh today? Been? Yeah?Actually it was today? Ye walk for
Mother's Day? I said, ohno, what do you mean, Oh
no? But he said to Ryanfor Mother's Day. I well like wishing,
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yes, gay, clearly, Isaid, don't forget to tell your
mom happy Mother's Day, thinking abouther tonight, and he replied back the
next day, of course. Ohit's like two days after that. Sorry.
My mom says he doesn't know you. She says, he doesn't talk
to scrubs. What a bitch.But speaking of Mother's Day, you and
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I still haven't even had the conversationabout our Mother's Day chats because like you
left, like we called, youknow, our mother. Mom figures on
my side of the family. Andthen how did your side of the family
go? Oh? I call,I texted my mom. I am which
one? Which one do you think? Do you think I can just text
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my mom and Greece? I meanI don't do all the time, so
yeah in Greece, yeah, hestill is till the other month. How
do you not know this? Idon't know, PK, what the fuck?
Honestly, what do you know aboutyour life? I don't know.
I talked to all your family,well, not of freakin' dog. You
want a cookie? You, Iswear you just talk to my family so
(01:05:11):
you can throw it my face.I do not I care about them and
they have been part You have beenpart of my family for like eighteen years.
They've been part of yours for however, eighteen blessed hour old. You
are like, they're important to meand I want to make sure that they're
okay. How did the conversation goes? I don't want to read this on
the air because like, uh,I don't know if my sister's gonna snance.
I don't know. I just don'twant Bucky. I would like for
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you to read starting Sunday, rightwhat I know there's like two messages,
right, I'd just like people justto see your reaction and we'll just get
your without saying don't scroll up,motherfucker's all on one scream Oh christ oh
for you? You actually wrote what'swrong with that? One? I think
it's an awkward conversation. Two.I thought I was trying a little too
(01:05:54):
hard compared to what I got back, but maybe not. That's why I
wanted to a different perspective. AndI know everybody's saying read it on the
show, but I want to,you know, respect. I mean,
I've caused enough damage in my familyto tried it last. The message started
at seven forty and ended five minuteslater. I would have definitely picked up
the phone, but I can't sayanything else, like I didn't pick up
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the phone on Sunday. Yeah,that's right, bad daughter. Okay,
let's see. Oh I don't needto read them. I just wanted to
get your opinion on like, thankyou so much for the wonderful message.
It means a lot to me,more than you know. Okay. One.
Actually I didn't realize I had thecamera on me on that one.
(01:06:39):
Hey, Stephen Chase, what's up? Replay Gang Gang Gangs is replay Ganganggang
in the house, stopping by tosend some love to y'all. Love,
right, back to you, son, Tom, Happy Wednesday, Kevin and
Korean Stephen Chase. Haven't seen youin forever? Tom, Hey, nice,
Joshua, great to see everybody.You want to listen. I've got
to do the twenty five dollars challenge, So why don't you go down get
(01:06:59):
the stupid water. I gotta chug. As you do that, I'll give
some words. You'll come back upwith the water and play match too.
Just a water. Well, no, I'll do something else but the twenty
five dollars. I'm not gonna doa red bull. We don't have Hey,
we don't have a red bull,and I'm not gonna do an energy
drink right now, so I wouldrather Yeah, Kevin's choice was water Reddit.
Can we can we like, doesit have to be now? Or
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can we like potentially hold on youon next Wednesday? Next Wednesday? So
we gotta do it now? Comeon after what are you trying to?
What do you? I'll do ashot or something else too, just find
it. Yeah, go home girl? Here all right, here we go.
I'm gonna give you two words.You guys know how this works.
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Make sure you have both words untilyou give me your words. Back word
association. So I'm gonna need twowords back from y'all, right, but
don't put it in the chat untilyou got both words, because otherwise it's
gonna just be complicated. Your firstword is, let's go with fancy.
Fancy, right, Fancy is yourfirst word. Give me one word that
you think she will say when Itell her fancy, And your second word
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is going to be hug fancy andhug. Give you a few seconds here
or until he comes back up.Dina, quick, Dina, you quick
on that chat, Leslie, Isee you all right. Let me look
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at some of these is that arecoming in. I don't want to say
what they are. Oh Ace,I mean, don't look at the chat.
What are you doing? Oh mygod, you brought up what are
you bringing up fireball for? We'resad on this on the fireball on our
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thick? Do you care? Thisembarrassing? It's embarrassing, my love.
What is our liquors? Liquor?We got this? Can you see this?
We got this much? Why dowe still have that? We got
this much of it looks like warmvodka. You got this much fireball?
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Oh and we got you a fullon Captain apple? Yeah? What are
you bringing that stuff up for ifyou just need Like you said you were
doing a shot. Well, no, I said, you can bring up
shots, but I need to domy water just to do the challenge.
What you didn't bring up the water? We don't have a bottle of water.
You couldn't bring up a water glass. Yeah, no, it's okay.
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You just sit down, Kevin.No, I'm not no fucking chance.
I'm sorry, y'all. But likethe water comes out of the tap
here, we got one of thosemeasuring thingies and it's like through the roof
of them. I don't even knowwhat it measures, to be honest with
you, it's one of those zerozero zero things. Ryan told me to
get it, but prior it's likeseven hundred or something. To be continued
(01:09:56):
with a water shot. I swearalthough water. If I have to privately
text you after the show, I'lldo a wider Listen. It's time for
you to lose for the people,for the good people. Are you ready?
You have two words, your firstone being fancy, Any one word
back from you for fancy fancy pants, fancy meeting you, fancy fancy that
Iggy Azelia song, Fancy I'm fancy. It's a fancy fancy, fancy,
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fancy, fancy lunch, dinner,brunch, fancy dress, fancy. Oh
god, everyone's gonna hate me.Can I do the other word? No,
you cannot fancy fancy me? Oneword? Lock it in for fancy
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take a time, that's fine.Fancy pants. No one's gonna say fancy
pants? What does that even mean? Dressed up nine to the night,
fancy fancy me? I don't know. Pants is block me in? You're
gonna lock in pants? Sure?Walking in pants? There you go?
(01:11:10):
This be almost one with me.My god, okay, oh my god,
you locked in with half the chat. To be honest with you,
everybody did, yeah, god,yeah about everybody. But let me run
it down. Leslie said pants,Tom said pants, kareem pants, bootleg
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pants. God, how did everybodyknow? Uh? My easy, my
easy? Am I saying that right? Pants? Who else? Anita?
Pants? Oh? She missed thesecond word though, somebody telling me the
second word? We haven't got thereyet, jets. I was like,
somebody in the chat, somebody thechat, tell Anita what the second word
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is? Please? M Shay saidpants. Congratulations my booty liking Twitter friend
Shay who else. Susan said pants, Rodrigo said pants. All right,
so you're bound to win with somebodytonight if you have to f this up.
I'm in distension. I'm actually waitingfor Anita's second word, so give
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her. Oh my god, I'mso nervous. Okay, Okay, I
got this. Breathe it. Oh, it's gonna be you guys are gonna
have to just give me a secbecause there's so many people that got the
first word. It's gonna be difficultto go back real time and see if
we have actual winner. But yourword is hug. Hug me, Hug
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Charles, Oh my god, howmany people love me and say poppy,
hug time, hug time. That'sit. If you do not know me,
that's unfortunate. You will know menow you say hug love hug Poppy,
I love we if Okay, thisis a personal thing. It is
only if you know me. Inthe chat, watch nobody says hug time.
(01:13:00):
Okay, this is this is forthe wind. This is for the
wind, baby girl. I'm excitedfor you right now, is what I
am. Do people know me ashug hug time, because like that's how
like I call my nerves is agiant hug? Or do people think like
hug me, hug, love,hug, squeeze, go with your heart?
No, I go my heart.No, if I go with my
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heart, you want with your heartwith the first one. And how many
people do you? I'm just saying, but you do you? If I
say time and I get no one, I'm gonna cry lock me in for
hug time. No, it's awesome. The Chat would say, damn it,
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Denise before I even hit the song. I love you Chat. You
guys are amazing. One more timefor the kids. That's right, that's
right. Come on, y'all whatI thought? Y'all knew me now some
of the words that would have gotgot you the wind, You big dummy
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bear would have got you the wind. Keep in mind it's hug Bear.
You always call me bear, bighug. Big Tom said Big Also,
Kareem said, Bootleg said bear,tight hug. That's from Stephen Chase.
Let's see uh bear again for myeasy which I'm still slaughtering. I'm sorry
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big Hug from Shame my dude,shame uh Bear from Rodrigo. I'm sure
I'm missing a few. Oh yeah, come on, can I swear.
It's freaking amazing. I swear myfavorite part of the week, you know,
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like I am the poppy to PK'sbranch, and it's always been a
hug time. I try to makeit so easy. I was gonna go
with zurinal, that was my otherword, but I'm like, let me
try to make it easy, becausedid not nail both words last week.
Fucking both words played once in thelast three years. Once nailed both words.
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I'm sorry, Oh my god.Nobody has ever heard me say hug
time? Is that just like apersonal thing between p K and myself when
we are having a really tough time, let's go to the chat DNA.
Unless I blacked out, I havenever heard you say hug time. Maybe
(01:15:55):
is an internal thing. Yeah,no, I think we have talked about
how every time or playing your watch. I always watched trolls and I'm poppy,
Like we've talked about it, likeI am the bubbly one and p
K's like the branch and I gottalike pick up his personality sometimes. Yeah,
well, the best part of theweek, you know what I I
(01:16:15):
do. I was thinking the otherday, I'm like, I really missed
back in the day, just beatingthe rhynds wiping the floor with his face
back in the day, right.But uh, but I'm starting to really
enjoy this segment and in the newways that you find to suck it up,
really liking it. Can we playwith Elia next week only if you
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want to win? Oh my god, I was so excited for the fancy
pants? Why did you say fancypants? I think I fancy pants to
be honest, Like, I'm didanybody say fancy pants? Did I say
that? Yeah? Everybody did.Half the chat did. And I think
it's like back in the day whenremember music Midtown, which is a festival
(01:17:00):
at Atlanta, they have like thefancy pants wristbands. So maybe that's why
I was keyed in my head orI don't know why that fancy pants was.
I don't know, but you Mats, You're right, we didn't match
with half of them on that Asley. What's up? How are you nice
to see you shut out? ReplayGang Gang Gang? But Ashley? What
actually one word when we say hug? Yeah, Ashley knows me. I
(01:17:24):
really trying again, aren't you?Are you trying again? Really? Am?
Yeah? Y'all give me a second. I'm gonna hit this button,
uh and sip on this one.We'd like to take a second to thank
you for watching our live show.Like us on Facebook, Facebook dot com
slash p K and DK, Followus on Twitter at Twitter dot com slash
p k and DK. We'll loveyou forever or until we forget who we
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are, Like that cute couple inthe note. But mother fucking you keep
believing the door open? I canwhat door? It's got? Bit again?
What door? A door? Howwasn't he out there? Oh?
You guys have to understand there's likeso many fricking mosquitos here right, and
(01:18:10):
like when we walked the dog,Oh my god, teddy god, we
have to we have to sorry,pumped the brakes a little bit. We
need an update because last Wednesday whenwe were on the show, we're talking
about poor Teddy, Poor Teddy,you have to give him his trusit own
two hours prior. How did itgo about that? Didn't we talk about
that? Yeah? We talked aboutthat follow up? Oh yeah, no
we didn't because that was Thursday,so I had to go back on Thursday.
(01:18:33):
Now, if you're new to ourshow, and I don't know how
many people you know, we're herelast week or maybe missed that show.
So a quick recap is is thatwe had to take Teddy in to get
his haircut. Teddy hates, Imean hates anything. We can't brust around
his face because then he just goescrazy and bites, bites you, or
he bit three people on Wednesday,Tuesday or Tuesday when I took him in
(01:18:55):
for the grooming, to the pointthat they called me and they were like,
hey, we can't finish this.If you want to try to have
him relax, maybe give him aTraso dome, bring him back. We
could try again on Thursday. SoThursday I went back the owner. I
gave him a full Traso doome hourand yeah, about an hour before I
took him in. Yeah, Itook him in. He's still like by
the way about the Trasa dome.Thirteen years old, eight pound, teeny
(01:19:19):
tiny Maltese. I mean, yes, I'm just painting the picture. And
I feel bad because as I'm drivinghim in, he's shaking. I'm trying
to hold him and I'm like,this is really your fucking fault. Just
stand there the first time. Wewouldn't have to go back today, but
you got to learn your lesson now. So anyway, and I got to
realize he's not a human, butyou know, I give him. So
(01:19:39):
on Tuesday they didn't call me.Remember, like I dropp him off at
eleven. I thought he died andthey didn't want to tell me because they
didn't call me un till two.Yeah, so or maybe two or three
or whatever. So on Thursday theycalled me, Like I dropped off at
nine. The appointment was for eleven, but then they called me and they
were like, could you bring himin earlier when there's less dogs around?
So even they know ted now yea, So said, whatever you need,
(01:20:00):
I got you drop my off ofnine nine forty five. They were like
done forty five minutes. Great,yeah, so well they only had to
do like two things so quick thatperspective, I was gonna say, clip
his nails, the face, that'sit. Yeah, forty five minutes.
So I go and pick him up. Oh how stressful is it for you?
(01:20:21):
Because they got so stressful for meto take him that I refuse to
do it, y'all. Like theowner comes out and I can tell she's
like, don't bring him back,but in a nice way, like well,
at this point, it's quality oflife of if you want to get
him groomed. So I got tothink of my toes. I gotta put
(01:20:43):
all my talents to work right now. I'm like, I can't have them
say you can't bring him back becauseagain, Teddy can't go anywhere else,
right back in her face, rightback through, right back. I was
like, that's the only reason.I mean, like, because she won't
let me brush some and then hegets mad up, and I don't you
know, I think it's just it'smore comfortable for him to get groomed,
and like, uh, I'll dowhat you know, Like, do you
think it's best not to get himgroomed? I don't know how to,
(01:21:05):
you know. So to the pointthat they felt bad and they were like,
okay, just give him more trasodome. I'm gonna kill this dog with
trasodome before getting that. The groomingit's like a thing, and we got
to take him in what is itevery month? No, he goes in
like every like eight eight WEEKO.Man, it was a full blown conversation
for almost like twenty minutes trying toconvince this lady that he can come back.
(01:21:28):
I know. Meanwhile, The proofis it's like bit five people,
two trasodome pills on different days.And then I bring him back home and
then he sleeps the rest of theday. And I'm like, what do
I need to wake up at midnightand give you this pill? Like I
gave it to you like an hourbefore I read on line. He takes
forty five minutes. But I justthink he just broke through the barrier.
He doesn't care, he ain't sleepy, he's he's a brush. I'm waking
(01:21:50):
the fuck up. Oh my god. Yeah, I mean I just will
put the brush in front of hisface. He goes, he like eats
it and like oh, it's awhole thing. And I was like,
for oh, oh, oh,what's going on? Well, well,
it's time to check some of yourinstant voice notes coming in real time?
Why because the people must be heard. Damn it, Denise again, real
(01:22:18):
live, damn it. Denise's comingin and I'm here for him. Come
on, bro, I've got you, p K. I'm ready to wipe
the floor with you on this.Back in the day, you took my
number just so we can do that. He's still having called you ain't ready,
son, I don't know. Ithink you're yellow yellow belly. I
(01:22:42):
don't know what that means. Anyway. If you I got you, I
got you. I don't know whenI took your number those So why don't
you do this? I can Iknow who it is? Very good.
Round it up for next Wednesday.I'll have him crying. It was mommy,
but I'll still love. I needto like right down yeah, the
floor with you, sir. I'mcoming for you, son, coming for
(01:23:06):
you. Oh shit, what's up? Yeah? He took me down there,
all right? Quick story here kindof in the same boat with you.
They're a little bit PK except alittle bit different. So when I
was doing playoff basketball just a fewweeks ago, I did three games in
two nights in a day. Soon let's see, that would have been
(01:23:28):
Thursday. I did a game hereat home over at South Medford. Girls
won that one, so that yay. Then the next day I did a
boys game up at Jesuit Now theylost, yah boo. And then the
next day I was supposed to beback home at South Medford High School to
do the next girls basketball game,which was an afternoon game. Problem was
(01:23:50):
there was a blizzard up in thepast as I was coming down I five,
and I didn't get a hotel atall, and there's no hotels between
and Grant's Pass, at least nonethat I would ever trust. So what
I ended up doing I pulled overin a place called Sunny Valley. I
pulled over, parked, I couldsee the freeway, and I waited until
(01:24:11):
the snowplows were moving. And oncethe plows moved, I got back on
the freeway and I was I waspretty good. But that's uh, that
was the long night. I wasafraid I wasn't going to get home for
the for the Saturday Saturday afternoon game. But all in all, girls won
that one. Then they went tostate and they won the state championship.
And that's a story for another time. Yeah, all right, bye go
(01:24:32):
bye bye. Hey that sounds Icould tit your horn all but yeah,
congrats. I don't have that onme right the second. Thanks for bringing
that up, but it does,it absolutely does. Yes, Yeah,
thank you for the in voice noteas well from everybody. Again, all
of these live in voice. Ilove it. I don't know why we
weren't doing this earlier. I don'tknow either. Yeah, Hey, what
I want to get to my videofrom last Thursday. I thought that this
(01:24:56):
was really I didn't understand okay.I thought this was okay. Can't set
it up? So we have likean all managers out at Denise. You
always got something to say, butstories dragged on and never fade away.
I try to listen, but mypatience is wearing thins. I don't know
(01:25:17):
if the story you will ever reachits in dam It, Denise. You
words keep a fro and but theblood is like a river that keeps.
Also, I'm traveling in the detailscan from my way out. I just
saw the scream and let my frustrationshows. I don't want to please up.
(01:25:43):
I've enough, I've come on enough. Your stories they never seem to
cease. I'm betting you, Denise, just give me something. Problem is,
and I love the chat because they'relike, she's gonna kick your ass,
yes, kreein. But the problemis I made him specifically eight M
(01:26:08):
so she couldn't really hate them.I was gonna be like, oh my
god, it's the new chain.Yeah smokers. I could say the worst
things imaginable about her and she'll belike, oh fucking I can't wait for
the drop. Yeah, or putLuda in it. Hell yeah. Now
if I would have done that ina country style or something, I would
be dad, No, I don'tmind that tree. But if it's Lua
(01:26:30):
Chainsmokers, So I'm all in,y'all. I didn't understand with this.
I thought this was the Google guy. Okay. So here's the thing.
So, like there is a Idon't know, it's called like immersive game.
All of us at the hotel,like we had like a manager's out
and is like mandatory go to andwe're all like, god, we really
do not have any time to dothis, but it was really important for
all, like there's twenty of usto actually go and enjoy each other's company
(01:26:53):
and just kind of like put eachother in a different situation. And so
we have played the song the waywe have this imersive game. And so
what they had is like four differentboxes, but like it's basically touch walls
of everything. So I kind oflike did a quick video run through everyone.
You had different challenges, just likeit was what is that the the
(01:27:15):
suicide game that I hate food game? That's what somebody said. So this
is all based on squid game,and you had to do different challenges and
you like we have all of thesepeople. If you don't do the challenge,
that people die, and I waslike, I don't like it.
That scares me. But I wantto play a game and I'm very competitive.
So you can kind of walk through. Some of my coworkers might be
featured in this video, so sorryabout that, but it is what it
(01:27:36):
is to show. Before I hitthe play button, I have to ask
because usually you can burst the shitout of me. Yeah, like four
or five times a week because you'lljust be live or recording videos and I'm
like, oh, this is notthe place I was. Not. No,
this is just they like, thisis Doe walking around with phones and
are they like, oh my gosh, he's filming this. Well, here's
the thing. This was before itstarted, because once it actually started,
(01:27:58):
I was full immercy. I wasinto the game and I was in it
to win it. How long didyou last? No? Because it was
like so four different boxes with fouruh not all the details. Did you
end up dying? No? No? Because again, like you play like
with your like teammates and like yourlittle box and the four of you guys
have to like score different points.Like every single box of four people are
(01:28:20):
playing the exact same game. Butit's like if people like screw up,
then you like you lose money orlike the the more like you actually like
do something correctly, then you getlike more money in your bank. I
know it sounds comp Well you justsaid a minute ago the people die if
you screw up or whatever? Yeah, well what was all that about?
Some day? But by the way, before I waste the time on this,
(01:28:45):
what thirty seconds? Can people goto this? Yes? I mean
this. Where is this one?Specifically is in Houston. It's called Immersive
Game Center? All right? Sorrya first, motherfucker? What is what
immersive game box? Oh? Theseare your fucking worcan vents? Huh,
motherfucker coming out with a forty No, that was my wine for me.
(01:29:10):
Victor was not drinking that night.That was for me. Oh is he
working out? Who's making the money? Now? My house? These are
all the people that gits out therejust drinking wine you delivered in bottles.
Look at this. Vict is mycoworker and my best friend. Now we
love each other. Anyway, lookat that? Where is this? So
(01:29:43):
this was in like the heart ofdowntown Houston. You could just say,
is it next to the bowling alleyor put chat put shack off of McKenny
and something in downtown Houston. Solike, well, this video told me
(01:30:03):
absolutely nothing, no what it was, just like it was again intimate anybody
else intimate game. I guess thisthis well, I mean you showed the
box here, but other than that, then you went to the fucking lobby
like this is where they checked peoplein. This is awesome the f once
you just staying there and just likewalk us around. I have other videos,
(01:30:24):
but I didn't think. I thought, like, hi, everybody,
I thought I got the parking lot. Whow like it is like a very
there's a gameplay thank you, budotleg nobody knows son. You didn't court
that. No, I didn't becauseI was so into the game. So
like we had all these funky likelittle hats and like you had to do
so like things like where you hadto like literally like walk around in like
(01:30:45):
a square and like you had towalk through a tunnel and then around the
square and then there would be showedus this. No, but I couldn't
because I was in the game.Like literally I was in the game.
I dropped it low. I wasdoing it and they're like it's just like
the thing that's on your head.You don't hold on, hold on,
let me turn this back on becauseI missed a very important part everybody.
The fucking picnic table out there.I don't know if you guys could see
(01:31:06):
it or maybe that's I don't knowwhat that is, although those are the
tables, oh fucking chairs right there, you know what, whatever it,
I have words to say. It'sjust very interesting for like a for everybody
(01:31:30):
to be able to like get togetherand try to be like throw everything up
in the air and be like,you know what, we we we are
crazy with work, but we allhave to realize that we're all one team.
And so to do something like this, like I thought that was really
awesome and I wanted to showcase that. Go to any like immersive game thing
like I thought, I'm like,oh, lame, I don't want to
do that. But is it betterthan the places you've got to try to
(01:31:53):
escape? Yeah? Yeah it was. It was because like it was all
about a team. So like afew times, like things with like team
building, they would pop up likeon the sides and be like, all
right, so which side had morebirds in the other side? So like
there's two people looking at their lines, and then you'd be like, okay,
I have a turtle bird, Ihave a turtle eagle, owl lion,
(01:32:15):
and then I have got this isthis, and then you all have
to do you all talk right,stories go on and on like an endless
song. I tried to escape,No we can't. That was a perfect
(01:32:36):
time for that. That was thefirst time tonight that I played one of
those songs. That was perfect timeright there. All right, team building,
honey, it's called team building,and I don't have that very often.
Okay, I haven't had a team. Then people go there outside of
work. Oh yeah, we havelike people that came in afterwards. And
but then if you and I wantto do a date night, can we
(01:32:56):
go there? They team me upwith other people. No, no,
no, you can do that.This is good to have. Yeah,
you can do and and the placewas like b yob, which was great
and no wonder you guys. Okay. We rolled in heavy to the point
where like HR was like, Idon't want any of this back, and
so that's when she like gave metwo bottles of wine. She's like,
(01:33:17):
I know you like wine, takeit home to your husband. I'm like,
Okay, sure I like that Personah, she's great. I mean everyone's
great that I work with the stress. What's her name? Maybe all name
my girlfriend after her. Anyway,So back to my comments game night with
hotel crew, got that, YeahI needed I need to come back to
the hotel. One of our headof securities had the most interesting story today
(01:33:42):
about him being head of security ina Seattle hotel. You get him on
the show, yeah, call inor something. Yeah, he would love
to. But it's basically La Ramsthe football team stayed there. I got
that. When you say a Ramsin the furries all Seattle there? What
what are the Okay, now we'retalking what are the furries of Seattle?
(01:34:03):
Is that an actual sports team oris that like a convention for furries?
Correct? Convention for furries? Correct? Okay? Where they requested a lot
of things, including ball pits inthe lobby where they roomed each other.
That that to me is nuts.I'm sorry, Like I try to be
like, yo, it's a precountry. Doesn't bother me. That's fun.
(01:34:27):
So again again you got like that'swhat I'm talking about. You got
like the Rams on Halloween. I'llgive you a pass. You got the
furries, the rams, Like,what the f is going on here?
Correct? Yeah? That his story? Oh my god, they're the fucking
rams. Oh shit, Oh that'snot good. Oh no, I'll bet
you. The furries went in,the rams are in the building. It's
a lugging night. Yeah. Butthe whole point, like they didn't want
(01:34:50):
to welcome back because like they filledup all of the bathtubs with cat litter
and that's where they pooped. Yeah, the this is what happens when people
get what was the word earlier,cuddled? Cuddled? What can I say?
Caught? Is there a different word? Cuddled? Cuddle is like you
and I cuddle, I know,but I can't say the other one.
(01:35:10):
I know what it is my brain, but cuddled, Yeah, knowing like
you you're fucking out of here,like you're filling up a bat you're a
human fucking being, out of myface. You're filling a bathed up with
cat litter and you should have tofucking use that for three goddamn days without
it being changed. They jumps ineverything. Nothing else they did though,
And okay, then respect that's onyou, mother, You're a nasty motherfucker.
(01:35:32):
Did And then I who cleans thatship, Like that's why they Well
they should have to clean it too. I'm sorry to go because at the
end of the day, you're nota cat. I'll tell you what.
The housekeeping should have to clean it. But those motherfuckers cannot drive in a
car or get on a plane.They gotta be treated a cat. Somebody's
gotta fucking pick them up, andthey gotta go in a fucking box and
they got to be cramped in thebox on the bottom part of the plane.
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If they're willing to do that,then housekeepings to clean it up.
But if they're fucking calling an uberto go to the airport to get on
a fucking flight, go back,then, bitch, you're not a goddamn
cat. Are you a little bitof truth for you tonight? Somebody's got
to clean that up and you're actinga fool. That's just insane to me.
I don't give a rat's ass whatyou do in the bedroom, but
like, yeah, when your otherpeople are involved, what the f are
(01:36:14):
we doing? Yeah, you're like, well, I'm at a hotel.
Everything goes, but like me,like being on like the other side,
like with you know, a housekeepingon was like, what did I just
miss? A furry conventional? Peoplefilled up a bathtub with cat litter,
shit it shit in it for likea few days, and then housekeeping is
like, oh shit, I hopethey left that tip. You can't pick
(01:36:35):
when you're a fucking cat either.I'm sorry for the language. You can't
pick when you were a cat?Why do you get to what did you
be a cat? Then? Butnot like everything else that like in life?
Do you have a cell phone?The fuck you have a cell phone
for you're a goddamn cat. Ihope you don't have a cell phone.
How did you know the convention washer cat? The f are we doing?
Like? It's insane to me?Now I'm again what did I say
(01:36:58):
earlier on the show? I'm openmy mind is like people can convince me
of different things, but I'm open. Like, so, if you have
answers to those questions, please reachout to me PK ATKNDK dot com.
I'd love to have a serious conversation, but you have to have actual answers
to all those questions. If youdon't, then what the f are we
doing? Cat? Cat? Is? It? Are the old cats that
could be an elephant? Right?I don't know. This is a free
(01:37:20):
thing. But what got me themost is like like they're like, well
they wanted a They're like, youknow, the pits with balls, and
I was like, yeah, aballpit. Yeah, so they can all
sit in the middle of the lobbyand greet the others as they are all
licking and like grooming themselves and they'refree animals. And I'm like, what
(01:37:43):
I mean, I'm not gonna hateon that one that one doesn't like me.
No, you can't want Look,I'm not saying i'm doing it.
I'm saying that I have all ofthese humans dressed as cats. Yes,
it's weird, but if they wantto costplay as cats and that's how they
want to bring other cats in whatever, right, but you cannot be taking
dumps where other human beings have toactually clean up. That's their job.
(01:38:04):
Housekeeping actually has to go in there, not making a lot of money and
clean that up. That's fucked up. Yeah, the rest of the shit.
Look, grown people dress up forHalloween. I don't have a problem
with that. I just have aproblem with, like, you know,
when they take it to the nextlevel, because that's mental issues and then
other people actually have to deal with. That's that's my problem. Yeah,
(01:38:26):
but the bumpit and the lobby,that's a good idea. I mean,
if I'm having a furry cat convention, that's a hellble way to welcome people,
right, better way to do that. How about the race or the
rams stayed there too the same time? Yeah, were the furries like pissed
that the rams are getting better treatment? They had to have been. I
think like the RAMS players came inand they're like, somebody called me in
(01:38:49):
Atlanta and they said that there wasa furry convention. And this is also
why, like this is the stuffthat like annoys me sometimes. Again,
Like I don't have a problem withpeople costplaying like at all. Yeah,
problem when like you're messing stuff upand not taking in consideration other people and
like also having a little bit ofreality and that double standard of like you're
not a fucking cat, we're justcosplaying. Right, If you can accept
(01:39:10):
that, I'm cool with it.But somebody called me in Atlanta and then
we're talking about how during the conventionit's like a shit show and you want
to avoid the conference center downtown becauseeverybody would just be banging in the hallways
and like the staircases and like catoutfits or dog outfits or whatever the hell
they're addressed in. I'm like,again, don't you have a room?
Like what we what do we do? Like that is the hell of a
(01:39:33):
fish. I was gonna say,that is just something I've I mean,
there there, there's gotta be otherfetish Maybe we're not familiar with me.
This is the only one. Idon't know. I'm not familiar. I
cannot. I am only bringing thisstory to the table because that happened today.
And I was like, man,every time I talk to this guy,
he has the most interesting conversation.Can you guys know him? He
(01:39:54):
might be my secret boyfriend. He'sthe one I got stuck in the elevator
with. Oh yeah, yeah,yeah, yeah, I'm an elevator guy.
Yeah. And I was like,man, living it up when we're
going down, I really got toget you on for you know what.
I wasn't going to, but Ineed to. I need to call Ilia.
The chat was requesting Ilia. Iwasn't gonna it was like, let
(01:40:15):
me give him the night, butthe chat's requesting him. Hello. Yeah,
dude, dumping seriously dumping in abathtub filled with cat litter for like
three days. Yeah, I didn't. I didn't understand what you guys were
talking about. Sorry, this littlebaby's trying to go to sleep, So
I'm like, raging quietly, iswhat's happening. I don't want you raging
quietly. Don't want me to onthe inside of a thousand degrees right now,
(01:40:38):
But on the outside, I'm justlike a little timid. But I
just don't understand. These are realpeople. These are real people that did
this. It was just like aprank, like for like YouTube or something.
No, this is it's Yeah,I mean, you know what furries
are. You've heard of furries?Yeah, I heard of the furries,
But I didn't think they like that'swhat the fuck. They need to open
the sale asylums. Those people needto be trapped inside of them. And
(01:40:59):
I think Arleen was on points.She said, put them all in the
kennel together. They should all likedump on each other until they're gonna ask
for human things again, and thenwe're gonna make yes. Because you're crazy.
Those people do not belong in society. That is not just like a
jerk thing to do. That's like, I'm an insane person. Crying out
for help. Somebody, please lockme up and give me shots and like
a lobotomy or whatever they used todo back in the day, because that's
what those crazy people are. Youkidding me. You're going to a place
(01:41:20):
and you're filling up a bathtub withbaby or whatever, the cat cat stuff,
and then you're just defecating like onpurpose inside of there. It's like
you're not in a fraight. You'rebeing like put up to a thing.
It's like you're you're like, oh, hold on, Susan, I got
to go in here and just takea dump in the bathtub. That's what
you're doing. That is so insane. Those people need to be locked away
(01:41:40):
because that's not the only crazy shitthey're doing. God knows what else they're
doing. If you're willing to goand fill up your one, you know
how many bags of fucking caldar youneed to bring up to fill a bathtub.
That's like a lot of work.And they're going into this and we
need all this shit so we canfill this up here. And then I'm
gonna excuse myself politely in my stupidlittle fucking costume, and I'm gonna go
defecate in the bathtub, dude.Also, how the fuck did you get
(01:42:03):
the cat litter? Cat? Didyou crawl into a store and bite it
with your teeth and try to runout of the store, or did you
fucking go in there with a debitcard or credit card and actually pay for
it and do some human shit topay for the cat litter? Like?
How did you get in the bathtub? It's always nice to be a human
when you need to be a human, you know, it should just make
him be cats. You want tobe a cat, fine, be a
(01:42:23):
kick him outside and fucking, Idon't know, cut their nuts off and
do that's that's a good idea.Should castrate these insane nos? These people
are insane. Anybody that disagrees withme is also insane, So you want
to agree with me. Everybody hasto agree with me on this. These
people are looney. Dude. Ifyou're if you're willing to do that,
like, what other crazy shit areyou doing? You're for sure like picking
your nose in public? That makesyou weird, you know, like you
(01:42:45):
don't do it in public. Butthose people are because they're dressing them like
furzy dumping all. Like I justdon't know. How does it get to
that point? It didn't start,you know what I mean? And like,
also, how bad is the smellin the fucking bathroom after day two
or whatever? How long was theconference? Like three days? Like you
know what I mean? Kitty theygot, you know, theyret some nice
kitty litter. You could handle that. No, I think you need the
automatic kiddie box that scoops it.And yeah, if it's the dude,
(01:43:08):
if it's just out there, Ithink I don't know that they I mean,
are they scooping it up? Thenare they putting kittie well, I
guess, I guess they could kickthe kiddy litter all. Oh my god,
I don't I'm just dude. Andthe poor fucking housekeeping man, I'm
like Jesus. And again, howdo you get to that point? You
go to like the first and youslowly like ramp up and that's the you
know what I mean? Like,how how how does that what? Well?
(01:43:30):
You know, that's a much longerand deeper conversation. I think we're
willing to go into it this point. Wow, But I think society has
a lot to play with it,and we're just like letting crazy people pretend
like they're normal, which is acrazy thing to do on our part.
So like we're all just gonna gocrazy if we just keep pretending. As
I look at the checking, peopledressed as cats are like allowed to shit
(01:43:54):
in bathtubs. It's a little toofar, guys. Yeah, as I
look at the chat, I knowcalling you was the right If I didn't
know, I was like, Idon't know if I want to disturb this
guy, but uh, definitely theright move. Yeah, all right,
I'm gonna gottend to this baby.Watch the rest of the show in the
dark room be going at the sametime. So don't make me feume anymore
(01:44:14):
because I might choke my little bluddahand your hands, let's not do that.
Great, great talking to you,always good. Getting a dude on,
always good, always good, bythe way, everybody, that's a
flawed No, you know, it'snot a you know, he's good with
words. He's a word smell.That's what he is. Yeah, there's
(01:44:36):
not a lot that you know,I try to be hoping minded to ship
that like doesn't you know it doesn'taffect me or whatever, and supposed to
be free whatever. But like ifif you start like doing just the dumb
ship where it affects other people orjust laps in reality and like fuck,
come on, yeah, right anyway, Uh, we should probably wrap some
ship up, right, Anything elseon your notes are good? I mean
(01:44:58):
I do have a lot lot ofnotes including oh, there it goes,
wrapping it up? Go ahead,what is it? What's on your notes?
That's not a lot of notes ifyou're like, ah, I was
going through it all. I thinkI think we pretty much handled everything we
talked about. So we did leteverybody know what's going on this weekend potentially,
(01:45:19):
unless you're not supposed to do Imight We're going to brunch and that's
it. I might still I mightdo it at a game here in Houston,
which is great because then I don'thave to drive like four or five
hours and do a hotel. SoI'm still I'm still like in that ramp
up mode of trying to get itdown, and you know, like I
said earlier, it's like who knowswhere any of this goes. And then
(01:45:42):
there's like the problem of like Tand T's and the process of getting rights
right now to the you know,after the next season. So like with
my fucking luck, I'll get inand then NBC will get the games and
be out again, Like who knows. But all I can do is like
do everything that I can to pursuesomething that I think I could be good
at at some day. You know, somebody remind me next week if Tony
doesn't have a game, we gottaget him on the show, or I
(01:46:04):
have to do like picking DK plusRodgers yell at him for him being just
true. You can't be humble,you know, telling anybody can do this.
Man's fucking easy peasy. Oh yeah, that was like that was the
other thing. A year into theship and I'm still trying to process it
was set in September, but sure, yeah whatever getting up there. But
yeah, Tony and I chatting onthe side without you, Yeah, we
(01:46:27):
already covered down how much Why didyou drink over there? I'm just saying,
I'm just saying what we care aboutyou. I appreciate that. And
I never realized how much of apain in the ass you were until he
told me that. And I waslike, what what are you talking about?
Oh so I get I guess wedidn't talk about it, did we.
How much wine do you have?Do you want to tell me or
(01:46:49):
do you want to just I don'tknow what you're It might be time to
end the show. What are yourapping about? Just say it? Tony
loves you, Yeah, but forlot how much of pain in the ass
you are? Pain? I wantto know why you're a pain in Tony's
ass when he's trying to get you. I don't know, show up,
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I don't know, or something.I was like, what is going on?
What does the agent have to dofor PK versus Tony? I was
like, I got this, this, this, I got travel, I
got lodging. I'm like I gothim at per DM. Like what else
do we need, Tony to makesure P is a success? I don't.
We need this talent to become ofthat talent. This talent is that
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part of the of my life oflike the dreaming of success and like glory
has left. Okay. Now I'msurrounded by people that are my age,
that are experts in their field.They're all talking about retirement. Is I'm
trying to break in. It isthe saddest part of my life and I'm
just trying to hang on to somethingthat I think I could be good at.
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So we'll see what happens, Somy apologies for being a pain in
the ass. Anyway, I'm gonnathis up now and just you know what,
fucking get me a cat outfit,I mean, pissing the bathtub.
Maybe that's that's why people are ferry. I'm sure they're pissing in there too.
They can't use the fucking toilet topiss if they're not, if they're
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shitting in them, no, Iwould give them the other way better.
I think so too. But theyhave to be doing both. You gotta
buy the bit. You can't justlike you gotta buy the butter, you
know what I mean, cut thewhat's that? What's the phrase? You
gotta like there's a there's no there'sa phrase to where like you have to
like really own what you're doing,you know, like you can't just like
do one or the other in thebathtub that you took like how much money
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to fill up with cat litter?If you're not doing both, no respect
for you. At the end ofthe day, I'm gonna wrap it back.
I'm very proud of you, Thankyou. And I might have been
joking about p K. I mean, Tony, you give me rongough for
nothing. Damn it, I'm goingoff on Tony. Who's doing all this
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for me? He said, y'allremember last week when she was racist as
hell. It's all about clown music. Wow. Yeah, Good night of
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