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July 11, 2024 13 mins
Wednesday Jul 10th, 2024

Watching Baryl from Portland, flying hacks, family drama and more in this quick pod on the way to the airport. Keep an eye out for PK's plus show (up next). We will be back live this Wednesday, July 17th!

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(00:01):
Talk talk and you can go tostay focused on the road. I'm stay
focused. Do you want to introducethis? Yeah, Hey, everybody,
it's Cities and PK live on.Are we five or two of five?
Eight? Four? A worse navigator? I have you serious cough going on?

(00:22):
And I don't know if it's becausethe allergies or I've been crying.
I think it's the age to theage. Do you age I have to
do with call? Oh my god, PK, No, that is not
appropriate. The in between it.Oh, I thought I was going back
and Lord Lord day a way.That's that's on me. All right.
So quick little update as we didnot have a podcast last Wednesday. This

(00:47):
is the podcast for this Wednesday.Nothing live but well it's because you're flying
back and I'm staying back to doanother Timbers game. Yeah, so here's
what's been going down the last twoweeks. We had a trip plan to
Portland, but on Friday, Julyfifth, this was like one of our
first or second time in the lastfifteen years we didn't go to Yahats.
Yeah there's a reason behind it,but we're not going to share that at

(01:11):
the moment just yet. Yeah,I gotta get permissions, but it's the
whole thing. So anyway, ourfirst fourth in Houston was how did you
think about it? I cannot waitto get this video done. It should
be done by next year's Fourth ofJuly. Uh huh. But I've got
this gorgeous video of because we snuckinto our old department on the roof,
had the best view, right.The niece kept going live on Instagram,

(01:32):
so loud, Hi everybody, westuck in and look at her, like,
do we snuck in? Why areyou announcing it to the world?
I get excited. But the bestview and there's a video. I mean,
the video of the fireworks is insane, but the one of you,
Oh my god, it's got toprocess it. And we've just been on
the road. Yeah, but what'dyou think? Yeah, I mean it

(01:52):
was it was incredible. Yeah.I just had a ton of fun,
pretty laid back. It did feela little weird, it did, if
I'm being on like I had anyof that the tradition, I didn't.
That hurt my heart. Yeah,but I had a good time with you.
Yeah, sneaking into our old building. Did you get sad we got
our old building? I mean thatwas a different time. A different vibe.

(02:15):
So I'm happy for whoever lives wherewe used to live, like that
was where we first started, youknow, our journey of pkn DK.
But it's fine. You know,those are memories in the past and you
got to move forward, which wehave. Uh So we came to Portland
late on Friday night. Brother picksme up up. When we came to
Portland, we would say we didn'tknow that the hurricane was gonna hit.

(02:36):
No, we thought it was stillgoing to Mexico to get some margaritas.
Yeah, but as we were goingto the airport, I don't think we
realized it was gonna hit until wewere here. No, and it took
like a little bit of a turn. We're like, oh shit, because
like the forecast, uh, Imean, those in the Houston area can
can understand it was going west,tell them like that, Okay, it
was going a different direction and itwas not planning to hit Houston area.

(03:00):
And then all of a sudden,everyone's like, oh, yeah, it's
going right to Houston, but wealready landed here. Got to give a
huge shout out to Mary. Ohmy god, your co worker. Yes,
poor girl, that poor girl.He's got a house. Shit to
watch Teddy right now? Yeah,hurricane took that turn. We're already here.
Yeah, she had to take Teddyto the hotel. Yeah, or

(03:20):
he's howling? Yeah, well aparent you know. I got a picture
and apparently he's like a great mascotfor the front. He does not get
along with other dogs, which Iwas like, yes, so we know
that. But she's like all thepeople, the coworkers love him, and
I'm like, what who ever wantsto know? Again? I was like,
who is this dog? I waslike, I don't believe you for
a second, but really cute picturesof Teddy Thompson garanty he beat on her

(03:43):
bed. Oh no, no,I'll make this bet. We've gotta find
out next week. Well we're actuallydoing the show, are we back next
week? Yeah? We are,and we're doing the show next week.
You know we'll have the answer.But I guarantee he he did something.
So yeah, so so again,like the PK and I are like panicking.
I guess I was. We're panickingon Saturday, just like the whole

(04:08):
day, just watching everything, likenot that I could do anything, but
like reaching out to the neighbors andthey're like, I'll pad it. Why
are you worrying about something you can'tcontrol because I'm physically not there and there's
not anything I could do to securethe house or secure the food. And
you know, excusey for people tosay, like that's of all of our
stuff. Yeah. Also, andwe just got the title to the car,

(04:29):
Like that's literally all of our stuffright there. We Uh, we
had the cameras up because I've gotcameras all over that house. So unluck
seeing it hit the house. Yeah, I was surprised we had power until
like nine in the morning when ithit like the the eyewall one right up
to the house. I'm looking atthe radar like what the seriously so and
then at like nine o'clock nine ohfive, when it's over the house,

(04:50):
we're almost in the eye of thehurricane, the hower goes out. Yeah.
I don't know what happened from that, But for the last thirty minutes
I saw the water, the waterwas fine, Like in the last thirty
minutes you saw it like started approaching. Yeah, because you guys like you've
seen like my god, we've shownyou like pictures of the backyard where dry
and drink like that Bayou water withhis life savor Straw, Like we took

(05:12):
videos of that when pkue like releasedthe turtle back into the wild, Like
I went from life all that amI through the branches, seeing the water
getting no and like five minutes later, I'm like, oh shit, I
think that's what. Ten minutes laterand it's clearly like now the backyard's a
lake. Yeah, so now it'slike how fast lake front property is this
hurricane gonna move before the living roomfloods? And I'm watching this slow moment

(05:35):
until the power went out. Now, tell me what were you most concerned
of in the house because the panelOkay, I was gonna see three two
one keyboard, but yeah, Imean honestly everything, Yeah, yeah,
it's just our stuff. And it'snot like you know, yes, actually
it's you're watching. It's like watchingsomebody break in your house from across the
country. You can't do anything aboutit, and you know the cops ain't
gonna make it there on time.It's kind of the same kind of feeling.

(05:55):
Yeah, there's nothing you can do. You get in fact, with
a robber, I could probably turnon the mic and yell at them,
right and maybe that would start themnot with a hurricane, no, so,
but we didn't want thing got You'reat its best or worst, as
you would say. I've seen alot of pictures from like our listeners.
Uh Terry. We always talk aboutTerry with the peacocks in her neighborhood,

(06:16):
whiles they also had a storage saidand the shed like the top of it
and the side of it completely blewoff, and then the water was all
the way like in their their pooland just lost the jet skis all sorts
of things. And I know somany people are still going through this or
currently don't still have power. I'msorry, do you have the chaps on

(06:40):
your phone? Is that what I'mhearing? Yeah, you've lived here,
you grew up here. Yeah,this is the airport that we've been to
like one hundred times. Yeah,I just want you to know, how
do you not know? Zero pointseven miles? You got a good idiots?
Four A sure insane That that meanswe just got about five more minutes
of this time like a plus.Yeah, this is gonna be me because

(07:01):
I gotta drop her off. SoI was gonna go back with Denise,
but then Tony was able to getme in the truck because I did the
Timbers game. So that was anotherreason why we came. Uh, PK
was gonna work this past Sunday andhe did, and then I was able
to like watch p K at hisbest is what I thought. Every replay

(07:21):
we're like, oh, PK's replaying, but that had like four or five
replays. I nervous. I know, I don't look at the mountain.
Sorry, I'm the mountain. That'sso freddy, a fun time. Oh
my god, so pretty. Butanyway, I didn't mess it up.
I didn't get Tony fired yet.So he invited me to stay. So
I'm gonna because he's moving too,so I'm gonna be staying. It's gonna

(07:44):
be sad. I'm gonna be stayingin this empty old house on an air
mountain to share a mattress. Tellhim about what what I did yesterday for
you. We went to the store, to the store and got a bunch
of stuff because Tony did say hegot a microwave and a fridge. Yeah,
and I'm like, that's cool.It saves me. I'm paying for
a hotel room, so I don'tmind. It's still sad, but I
don't mind. And so we gota bunch of groceries and stuff, and
so PK your set. Yeah,and oh, your parents were nice enough

(08:07):
to let us borrow their car,so I'm driving around in your mom's car.
Yeah, loan the car to us. And then a huge shout out
means I gotta go back to dropit back off. Yeah, alone with
your parents, that's gotta be weird. No, they're probably My dad's probably
the one that's gonna be asking you, like the questions like, how are
you with my daughter, PK afterfifteen years of marriage. I've been out

(08:28):
of the house. Now, waitfor those questions. I've been out of
the house longer than I was.I su did she tell you about the
pregnancy desks? Okay, but itwas the negative? Yeah, shout out
to everyone. I'm glad we're broadcastingthis now. Right. It's a very
very short trip, so I'm likein very family based, you know.
That's yeah. We just basically justhung out with our family and grandma was

(08:50):
not doing the best, so andreally that's it. What else did we
do? Really? You got achance to catch up with your friend.
Yeah, but yeah, just realquick and then we'll see. I mean,
I don't like not flying back withyou. That sucks. I know.
I love to blanket flash towel thatI always carry in case I get
cold. I left it behind apik is like, I'm gonna snuggle with

(09:11):
it tonight. Look here a creep. She wanted me to where's that sweet
house? Because the housekeeping came andI'm like, don't change the towels.
I want to use your towel soI can smell you. That's weird,
so weird. Well, I don'tknow what to tell you. I'm a
romantic. But yeah, there's somuch stuff that happened. It's kind of
hard to As we'll pull up tothe airport, it's kind of hard to
try to remember everything. So,like I said, I'm probably gonna drop

(09:31):
a little plus show. Yeah,when you do, I want you to
talk about the best clam chowder thatyou have. Oh my gods, so
good. If I don't know whatit wo's cold, I don't know either.
Was that I'll get the name Iliaproducer Elily would appreciate. It was
at a hotel hotel bar where wesat and had it. So but then
just how like beautiful. I meanthis time of year in Portland, even

(09:54):
though it's like one hundred degrees,but it's or God, thank everybody over
here is like hard would you.I'm like you were inside, I'm not.
The AC's blowing on you as you'recomplaining about the heat. By the
way, that's Houston life all thetime. Nine months out of the year,
I were sweater and people were lookingat me. I was like,
it's a lot Shelly, like eightiesdecrees with ac hit me like it's cold

(10:16):
more stample. Everybody in Portland thinkeverybody's got tattoos. Not that I'm the
one to be talking about with therolling pinema, but yeah, I was
like, I think I'm the onlyone from Portland not with the town.
I'm surprised you're getting out of thecity without a tattoo, aren't you.
Yeah, I got some observations tomake, so they cleaned up the homeless
a lot. Yeah, downtown seemswaterfroed, like that's where we were Ruble

(10:37):
now. Yeah, Waterfront was great. Shout out to my company who I
was able to extend and the people, like the two guys at the front
desk were really helpful about extending ourstate because of you know, flight changes
and all of that. So yeah, so you gotta fly back. I
hope y'all drop us a well.I don't know when I'm gonna post this

(10:58):
obviously some point today, but you'reprobably I was gonna tell everybody to tell
us how Sustin is. Yeah,give you a little heads up. It
should be pretty clear enough. Igot like all like all of the bios
have received, so it's okay.I still feel like going physically to Houston
Airport, like with the construction andnow all of the flights I have been
delayed and stuff all the French.But I think we'll be I chance,

(11:20):
because how you need to be atwork at seven am tomorrow. Yeah,
but like eleven forty one and you'll, yeah, you'll be a little tipsy
for a show. But h yeah, I don't like not flying with you.
I made a nis a little airplanesandwiches. It was so cute.
We'll have to post the picture.I definitely took one. And then also
I had like one of what Icall my best mornings ever. PK and

(11:43):
I together got a great workout andit was hard as hell and I loved
it. And then we got smoothiesafterwards and walked like the water front and
then I teared up a little bit, but oh it made that work out
worse than every other song was prettyThat's what I booked it, throwing a
cool down. It's like baby,baby, man, aren't chambreezes coming on?

(12:05):
Cheez? Oh? I mix itup, lady. No, that
was like the theme of the day. Oh, one of the whole dag.
Why isn't her birthday? The fis today? Brokenany day? I
don't know, but I loved it. Yeah, it's so fun. It
was a good way to start theday. I mean, I love the
workouts as soon as they're done.Yeah, the means I barely slept last
night because the work I was likethe last four days we've been like blackout
sheets or non sheets, drapes andsleeping in. But it's it's been emotionally

(12:31):
a little rough trip, is allI'm saying. I don't need to go
into much more detail than that.Right now, I'm pulling up right now,
I gotta drop her off. Butyeah, this beer I was I
was uh packing her bag and Isaw the sexy lingerie? What the f?
Yeah? What how do you gotto bring him and not use them?
Because it was not like one ofthose times where I felt okay to

(12:52):
be sexy. Ah, you knowthis construction guy coming up staring right at
the knees, oh, shugging upfor your put the beard. No,
we're good, be good, allright, So I need to go to
United. I know you need togo in here and make a right because
you're gonna go to E all right. Well, I gotta give her some
kisses and grope her a little bitbefore saying goodbye. But to y'all apologies.

(13:16):
We'll be back Wednesday. And thenif you got the Plus. Oh,
we just had a new subscriber onthe Plus. Oh I want to
shut out. Oh my god,it's on your phone. Okay, well
we'll to subscribe. Thank you somuch doing on your Plus. You guys
are amazing. It really brought asmile to my face. So I'm gonna
drop a little Plus episode. Beon the lookout for that in the next
day, and we'll see you backnext Wednesday. Until then, Bye bye.

(13:41):
You hope you play it doesn't grow. Oh my god,
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