Full Show: Saying Calm Down Never Calms Anyone Down!!!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello party people. Remember that one time I said that
on the air, and my boss at the time was
in Houston. Mark calls me, I'm sure you've heard the story,
but you know I'm limited on story, so I'm gonna
repeat it. Maybe you're new to the show. Anyway, boss
at the time, Mark called me. He was like, don't
say hello white people on the air. You really think

(00:21):
I would go on the air and be like, Hey,
white people, how are you come on out? Come hang
out with me at the furniture store anyway, how the
hell are you? This is actually a good show, So
there's no excuse at all for my procrastination of posting it.
Besides the fact that I've been trying to work on
a demo reel and trying to get a job, so

(00:43):
you know, Denise has been on my case. He's like,
you should do some more shows. You're at the house
not doing anything. Just drop some shows. People want to
hear from you. To my counterpoint of all that is, well,
I don't think them that interesting, just being by myself,
so that that's part of the problem. The other one
is I constantly feel bad if I'm doing anything but

(01:03):
trying to contribute to this relationship and try to find
a job, which goes back to why I haven't posted
the show. I just need to do it right after
as soon as we get done with a live show,
no matter what, I need to post it right then
and there. So I'm gonna try to be better about
that tomorrow night, because yes we're back tomorrow seven o'clock.
I think it's seven. I'm about to leave to pick
her up right now, but seven o'clock tomorrow will be

(01:24):
live on YouTube, and then I'll post a show right
after that. Hopefully by then you've already heard this, whether
it's on YouTube or here. Again, big thanks to you. Know,
I do need to do some shows, if anything, for
the pk DK plus people, because you guys are keeping
us afloat so big thanks to you. And if you've
got that the very least, no commercials for everybody else

(01:46):
if you commercials and the show starts next love y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
It's a DK and DK your average everyday cop a
fighting makeup on YouTube.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Welcome to our dysfunctional.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Lit around we are on.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Hello, how are you okay? What's up to the checks?
See you guys joining us live. Also shout out to
the replace things to talk about tonight. I think everything

(02:28):
is working. I had some problems with like the internet,
and then I called AT and T to be like,
what the f are we paying for like one gigs?
If like my g.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
One gigs?

Speaker 1 (02:39):
What's the big one?

Speaker 4 (02:41):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Trick trick? We're paying for a trick. We're paying for
seventy dollars for a trick.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
You look at me like I know any of this?

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yeah? Also, why are you so loud over there? Oh?

Speaker 4 (02:53):
I'm just like happy, Okay, Yeah, I've just had a
wonderful week.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Can I finish with my story or maybe not? Yeah? Welcome.
So I call him to be like, yo, it's show night.
We can't cause it keeps like interrupting and cutting out,
And then like uh, the one trig goes down to
like I have I have the screenshot. It was like
a like one megabyte terrorbyte. Yeah that's what I have
with terribyt. Thanks A what's up Ace? My girl? Ace?

(03:20):
What's up? Yeah? We terabyte? But like I only get
like a hundred or whatever. So then last minute I
had to Jimmy Rigs some stuff. So hopefully we stay
there for what I'm saying, Jerry Riggs shout out to you, Jerry.
If for some reason the show cuts out or whatever,
I'll have it uploaded for you in about six months time.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Yeah, that's rights.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Right.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
We just got today's wait, yesterday's day.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Yeah, good glow. I posted last week's show today.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Sorry a shaky starts, and then I was thinking Iday.
I explained everything at the beginning of the show, which
I'm sure you've heard. Yeah, it's good to make the
run of applause.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
I'm a little busy these days.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
I know, I'm a little You had a hell of
a day, huh.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Today or yesterday, Monday or Sunday?

Speaker 1 (04:02):
One show on the free loader. Hi, PK de niche
makes the money holding kings.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Currently down currently right? Yeah, I would be what's called
the bread winner.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Uh yeah, no, bread go Wait.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
I don't like I'm eat bread.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
I'm like that bread goes.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
You just said bread winner. Okay, you get it because
you bring home the bread, the money, the dough.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah okay, right. Oh are you going with that?

Speaker 4 (04:29):
You said I'm the one that brings in the moneys?
Where were you going with that?

Speaker 1 (04:32):
I have no idea. In the chat we're gonna do
a roll call. Why don't do a roll Call.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
Coast people must be so drop in those cities. Plays
already early early in the chat.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Fireball Carol, Oh, before you get into the whole roll call. Yeah,
I see Ashley. Ashley, Uh, was just hanging out with
Jeff right.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Yeah, Jeff and Leah.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah. It's not a random picture. And I'm like, wait,
I know the people, but they don't necessarily know each other,
but they're together in the picture. Melted my mind and I'm.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
Like, oh, yeah, they met before I got our Uh.
I was like, not only like our you know, our
our meetup that we did. Oh god, how many is
that gonna be? Almost two years ago? Oh my god,
it's gonna make.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Me rice because it's just gonna keep getting further and
further away.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah, getting old sucks, break that to you.

Speaker 5 (05:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
But then also came out to our Christmas time meet up.
But we can still do those. That's yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah, I like to do stuff like that. I think
it's fun. Yeah. I think it's fun to like hang
out with the people, you know, And especially now that
I don't have to worry about like a third member
of the show actually showing up.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
Stop it.

Speaker 6 (05:36):
This didn't It's been a year. I don't the elephant
never forgets. If I didn't like you twenty years ago,
just what I still don't like you. Haven't got over
that shit, no, sir.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah, so it keeps me young. You see the space,
so it keeps me young. Letting go of grudges.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
I like him though, so I wasn't talking about him
some other people yet. Yeah, well you're saying.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
We figured that. So I'm asking everyone to drop in
their cities. But I do want to shout out Honeybee,
who I was just like on Instagram with are we
taking off headphones?

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah? I like to. I don't know. I'm just gonna
just you know.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
I feel like it's fine, it's ours.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
It's not as official when I don't have headphones on,
and I don't like it to be official. I like it.
It's to be a hangout. Yeah, that's just hanging out
with the peoples.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
So I wanted to say hi to honey.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yes and shooting people up still.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
With needles, with needles, well what just to help fix
you know, to oh my god, you might need a
what is it called when you Honeybee? Hear me out
when you get evaluated and to check a few things.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
I'm forty six, I look like I'm twenty four. Let
me tell you something, all right, there's there's plenty of
things that I'm not humble that I'm that. I'm not that.
I don't brag about that. I'm very humble about my looks.
I know what I'm working with. The older I get,
the handsomer I'm is.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
It's God, let's just I'm I want to give some
love for going back in the chat. Kareem checking in
from Flowery Branch in Georgia. A skal mare howdy from
Hot as Hell, Houston, Hot as hell and hazy as Yeah, yeah,
h chat. I'm Milwaukee, Ie where I'm from as well?
Shout out boot leg.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah, I'm Milwaukee, my dude. Why is it that Milwaukee
is the one city in the Portland area that just
hasn't upgraded. Shit, it's everything else, like Beaverton. Tony drove
me around Beaverton. I'm like, it's gotten nice around here,
not Milwaukee.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Milwaukee.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Your old neighborhood, yeah, you'll trash.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
It's not trash. They actually are selling homes in my
old neighborhood for like seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars
which has insane. I'm like, excuse me, one, Well, we're
across the river from river Oaks. We're river Oaks. Shit,
sorry oops, race, We're across from like Oswego, which is
like the river Oaks in Houston.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
It's the trailer park of Like okay, so trailers? Are
they really going for that much money there?

Speaker 4 (07:57):
Stop it?

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Yeah, I could have really gotten into some real estate
and less up mine one.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
He really did?

Speaker 1 (08:00):
You know? He did? Though? When he's having a birthday.
Maybe we should call him a buddy.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
T O D.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
And I lost him, like, uh what did I didn't?
I lose him like two mill on that on the
stock advice I gave him.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
Got you? Yeah, we all know t O Double D
has been in. I was like, he's been a part
of this show before, like I even was a part
of the show before even DK was brought. And he
is the one that helped p K and DK come together.
I do want to say Rodrigo's checking in from five
fine nine if.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
I'm not what's up?

Speaker 4 (08:27):
No Quarterville or that could be his number.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Maybe somewhere else Porterville, justin Minnesota.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
We got Tom Gerder in Central Point.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah. Tom said something earlier in the chat saying that
we didn't want to talk to him or something.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
Wait what, Mike, I don't know what.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
You do, Tom, what'd you do? I like to talk
to everybody. I love seeing you guys in the chat.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
I also got your real checking in from PASA. Get
it down, Kevin Halterman in Portland, we got Sarah carril.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Once back on. I think that was kind of loud.
Is that are we usually that loud?

Speaker 4 (08:58):
Yeah? What Carol in Salem.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Equals snipping on some fireball? Yeah at the moment.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
Also, Josh Wang Portland. Not part of my story, but
someone drilled two holes in my gas tank today while
I parked at the bank.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
What were they stealing your gas? Or they're just being like,
what's the point of that? Yeah, Like, I feel like
it could be three things stealing gas, which has got
to be the well, it's the same thing stealing gas.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
Ok.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Uh, you hate cars, so you just want to or
you're just a dick.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
I mean it's Portland, so but I feel like if you.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Got a drill and you're actual a power drill.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
You're just at the bank, you're just hanging out for
like a couple of minutes, it's not like you're there
for an hour long thing or all days.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
So you've got to give us more to that story.
Is there more to that story?

Speaker 4 (09:45):
Not yet?

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Okay, yeah, drop some more. I'm now now I'm interested in.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
That's checking in from noonan Saints tat Cypress oh right
here in town just CPS, which actually is you know,
fun because like we talked about it last week about
Pik's pops looking for a house in like the area,
and Cyprus was one that was highly suggested that we
look at.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
So also j W S Sport w Deep whatever, Josh,
he's got a huge story which we got to hear.
Should we call you? Like, what do you mean you
got gotta hear? I gotta hear the story. If you
got a story, uh, text me a phone number and
then I'll call you, or you can drop us an
instant voice note online PKDK dot com.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
But if you want me to call you, then, uh,
then you can just email me that at p K
at p K and d K dot com. I'll have
my I'll have the email open. That'll be good too
as a test because like all the interviews that I'm
applying for, maybe my emails aren't working.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
All the interviews, I.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Mean all the uh you know what I mean, all
the jobs that I've been applying for.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
Well, I was gonna say, there is, like, you know,
something possible this weekend, right, you know what.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
I'm just gonna stop telling you stuff because then you're
just you.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
You can't So there's a possible were out there in
the world for positive vibes speak.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
You're the worst.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
I am the best.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Girls.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
Everything that you.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Say you women are the worst.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
I am encouraging you to step out of your comfort
zone and to make some money for the family.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
No family, it's just us too. Don't we have a kid.
It's not really a family.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
Have a fab Teddy has to eat yeah, yeah, and
Teddy has bills. I can't take him to the ves.
We don't got money for Teddy. They keep calling me
every other day. Teddy needs to come in for shots.
I'm like, Teddy's fourteen. He can't even see the.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Door, like some money grab don't Uh.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
Teddy's not going anywhere about it.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Let's not coming at us.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
Yeah, let's be honest.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
What was I going to say about you's the worst?
Because obviously I don't have a job. It is weighing
on me. I've been trying and a lot, you know,
and then uh, anytime I give her good news, for instance,
I've been obviously trying to get into what Tony's been doing.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
Yeah, which, And I finally explain to those who.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Are everybody here is everybody that's been with us? Have
you seen one new person in the chat my lower
five years?

Speaker 4 (11:56):
My coworkers listen and they don't understand.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
They just like, who's that? Who's that? Jam?

Speaker 4 (12:03):
A guy who?

Speaker 1 (12:03):
What's his name? Jim Jim Jim, Jimmy Johnson, Jimmy Johnson
in my ass?

Speaker 4 (12:08):
I hope you got some old prank calls. I requested those.
Maybe I should leave instan voice notes and like request
things that I want you to.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
They're throwing me off. What was I sent?

Speaker 4 (12:15):
Oh, you're trying to apply for jobs? It's doing Every
time you tell me something, I get excited because I'm like,
thank god, it's so much pressure on.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Me, pressure on you. Pressure.

Speaker 4 (12:25):
You have a job, Yeah, but it's only one salary
that's paying for.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
There you go, you best get another job?

Speaker 4 (12:31):
No shit, I do, this is it? This is it?

Speaker 1 (12:34):
This is not bringing any money? Yeah, zero dollars and
donations last week. Let's applaud whoever joined us last week.
I loved you guys.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
But you also say we have a subscription that you'd
post a week later. So that's on you, buddy with
no job and a week later, that is inexcusable.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
One of these days I'm gonna be able to finish
my second story. One of these days it's gonna happen. Oh, now,
you're so. I've been trying to do the stuff, and
it it's taken a while to like, you know, because
you don't want to mess up on TNT or something,
you know, on that stage. So I've been trying to
get everything. So I feel pretty confident, and I've been
reaching out to people and uh and anytime there's like

(13:12):
a sliver of hope. I don't know why I tell
her I shouldn't because the communication her just she could
just gets so excited and inevitably it does not work out.
But then what happens in the process of it not
working out is every five minutes, did you hear back?
Did you hear back? Did you hear back? Well? Have
you have you take your text messages? Did your phone ring?
Did your phone ring? Have you looked at your email.

(13:32):
I'm like, don't you think if I heard back, you'd
be the first person to know. I shouldn't have told
you that there was even a sliver of hope to
begin with, But I will let you know.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
I appreciate you think.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
I'm just gonna leave this weekend and not let you know.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
I appreciate that you at least tell me, because that
way I know that whatever you're doing is working. You Like,
I know it's a process, but if you have been
doing this process for like, oh, only two years on
you okay, find one year, You're right.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Two years. You can't add a whole year on it.
I know.

Speaker 4 (14:01):
But like we've been doing like the podcast thing independently
for like.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Three four years and since then, since the bug ey'd
uh you know, I just wanted to do the money
grabbing Atlanta. That is that what you were saying? I know.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
I yeah. I have spoken to a few people and
they're like, Denise, you still have issues. You might need to.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Go talk to somebody, not even talk to anybody.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
Hang on to those issues, hang on to those young
They keep my.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Fire in the belly going.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
Keep you should have issues. They keep me angry, Like
I let them feed you. So like, uh, Okayrea, done
with your story now? Yeah, okay, so cool. So I
you know, when I went back to see like Grandma,
I was able to like hang out a lot more
with my aunt, who I feel like I'm very similar with,
like emotion wise with my aunt Mike my Grandma.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Like, oh, we have an update. We have an update
about Grandma. They're still alive.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
Yeah, that's the best update. We should actually just call
her still a live updates yeah, because I still know.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
I love her to death.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
Of course. Of course, she like rearranged her like a
little studio apartment and everything. Like she's just she's like,
I don't know why I'm so sore and tire my Grandma.
Sit down, sit down. I'm like I definitely get that
from her. But anyway, like we had talked about how
we all have high blood pressure, and so my aunt
was like, you know, every morning we both need to
have goals of where we like because I have a

(15:20):
heart rate like a blood pressure cuff down. I'm thirty seven,
and so today like I've been taking it and like
I took it to my doctor last Friday and I
was like, hey, my heart rates are like my blood
pressure is extremely elevated, and I'm just concerned. And she
looked at it, she goes, well, it is elevated, but
there hasn't been anything that's too concerning, so keep monitoring

(15:42):
it and then like writ in my chart, you know,
if something goes bad, and then we'll address it at
that point. Well, today I took it and it was
like flashing red and the first time.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
That's yeah, did that sound?

Speaker 4 (15:55):
The first number was I don't know, like one twenty seven,
but then the second at number, which is supposed to
be eighty, was one hundred and fourteen.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
You're not scraasy for I know, I.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
Know it is. And I'm like, yeah, okay, I.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Think that I would bring yourself out, need.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
To go to the hospital at this point. And so
like you know, I sat and like I calmed down
a little bit. I sat down, but like I'm talking
through one of my coworkers.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
I talked to your doctor after that that uh blood
and see the doctor actually said you have to put
her down.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
Yeah yeah, she said, yeah, Well anyway, I talk not
to PK because this is what happens. And I talked
to one of my coworkers. We've become like close friends.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Better a girl.

Speaker 4 (16:42):
It's Katrina. I guess okay, yeah, what's up?

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Kay?

Speaker 4 (16:46):
And she told me that I am being ridiculous, and
she's like, why is your blood pressure so high?

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Has it?

Speaker 4 (16:51):
I don't know. I'm like, I woke up twenty minutes
early today and all I wanted to do was lay
in bed, and I hugged on PK for five minutes,
and then I spent another five minutes, like with Teddy,
just so I can start my day on the right foot.
I did some stretches. Then I read my work emails
and she's like, you know what. I was like, I
heard my work emails and she's like, in beta, yeah,
I doesn't want to make sure, like I'm saving myself

(17:13):
up for the day.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
I wonder why you have blood pressure?

Speaker 4 (17:16):
My blood pressure, She's like, stop it.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
I'm like, yeah, that's what happens to you when we're
trying to make a baby. Yeah, an email, it's really
your own doing. I told you, it's your own doing.
You don't want to listen to me? Maybe a little
honey bees.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
That can't be accurate? Thank you?

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Okay, you know her, You know how high strung she is? Yes, yeah,
ironically I'm the one with all the grudges, and I'm
my blood pressure is great. It's funny.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
I wish that it doesn't automatically populate. It's downstairs, so
I'll have to Honeybee, I will text you.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
What are we doing?

Speaker 2 (17:52):
What?

Speaker 1 (17:52):
What's happening here?

Speaker 4 (17:53):
Because she was like, that's not accurate. So I was like,
on average, I'm one twenty six over ninety six or
one twenty over nine five.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Who knows what any of the stuff means.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
So one thirty six over one hundred over age, you're
gonna be You're not fifty.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
What's the problem. Why are you checking a blood.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
Pressure because it's clearly elevated. What's happening is if you
have high blood pressure, and especially that bottom number, you're
like blood is rushing through your veins and eventually your
veins are going to start like disintegrating, and then that
means that you have a high chance for stroke. So
if you like have massive headaches and stead.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Jumping, I have high blood pressure.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
I'm just saying you have to be.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Chill out, don't check your walk emails in the morning,
maybe your blood pressure will be a little lower. Let's
start there.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
PK, get a job. Let's start there.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
So this is what I was going to tell y'all.
Y'all this this should be a point counterpoint you know what.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
I'm yes, PK and DKs point counter voy.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
So you know, a stressful situation, you know, stressful situation.
And then she goes yesterday and she starts talking about
out of Nowork dropped it from the clouds way up there,
just dropped it right into the conversation. I'm taking my
prenatal pills now. I'm like, how about you wait until

(19:18):
I can get like a prospect of a job, Like
you're the one with the job. You can't be taking
white taking prenatal pills. Now. Wait, I'm gonna get the interview.
Then you start taking Hence.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
Again, I need to talk to somebody. I'm so completely lost,
Like professional life, like I get it. I know my job,
I'm very comfortable. I love it. My personal life, I'm fucked. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
I do anything. I have one doctor that was like,
are you trying? And I'm like, I think so. When
I had a pregnancy test and it was like negative,

(19:51):
I was disappointed. But at the other time, I'm like,
it's obviously not the right time. But I'm also like,
as you kicked off the show, like the title birthday month,
I'm I'm old, I'm geriatric or whatever it's called.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Now, you just calm down. You're like, what thirty eight
turning thirty eight turning turning thirty eight? Yeah, just calmed down. Yeah,
you're fine. So the twenty kids that need a good
home blah blah blah blah, have your own k day.
I get that.

Speaker 4 (20:16):
I get that, But here's the thing I'm.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Still nobody has defined me the difference of why that's
better than I mean, yes, I can understand it. You
could see like your face in a little one for sure. Yeah,
but if it doesn't work out, I'd rather be responsible
and still offer a good home to a child that
needs one. Yeah, then you know I'm not writing that
off or making that like an impossible thing. So you
just calm down. You got it. We're being in my opinion,

(20:40):
we're being responsible.

Speaker 4 (20:41):
So here's the other thing that happens. So like I
got off, like my birth control, I've been on it
for I don't know, since I was like eighteen nineteen.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
No, I think like, no, hey, when you got on
birth control with your dad, Like what are you doing
as eighteen? Well, let me meet these you're eighteen, you need.

Speaker 4 (20:59):
He doesn't need to know?

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Do I have that square bear sound it? Shoot jesus.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
Yuh so on Friday, so I go follow up because

(21:29):
of like the high blood pressure. So I thought and
talked to her about that, talked to her about a
few other things, and then I'm also doing like otesla,
like we talked about that for like my poriasis right
super extremely like expensive, but I got it finally have
insurance all that. So she's like, oh, are you trying
to conceive? And I said, oh, I think so she goes,
we need to know so because you're on OTESLA and
otesla is bad. So if you need, if you are

(21:50):
wanting to, you're off birth control trying to conceive, possibly
can if you guys ever do it, then you shouldn't
be on OTESLA. And I was like, that's the only
thing that works. So now like my priorities are like, well, crap,
pik It doesn't want me, but I'm off.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
What are you wrapping kid? Of course I.

Speaker 4 (22:05):
Want a kid, like we're not ready for that right now.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
I'm not saying that, I'm just saying like that, but if.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
I'm like you see, like I took out the birth
control so we can potentially try. But then I'm getting
on a medication that has not been proven that you
should you should be pregnant on it because it's like structural.
So I'm just like, she told me that I'm actually
doing worse than I was in February.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Yeah, so you need a doctor. Pay me. I'll tell
you that.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
Do you do tell me?

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Because you don't listen, then you don't do the things
that you need to do, which is like, if that
stuff is bad, which I agree with, then you have
to make an appointment, yes, and talk to that doctor.
Find out why she subscribed it to begin with. Prebscribe
to begin with, or you can subscribe to my Netflix
show Netflix. I don't know, I should have said the podcast.
I'm a little slow.

Speaker 4 (22:55):
I subscribe to that. My point is get real life conversation.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
This is what she will do. She will just get
off of it and then make it a play and
like your body can't go on and off like serious stuff.
Call if this one doctor says it's bad, then immediately
call the other doctor. Get in there and find out
like the other side of the story. You know, get
the second opinion and see if there's something else that's
healthy or whatever. Like you go down, break the problem down,

(23:20):
and just take the appropriate steps instead of just like
freaking out and checking emails and that's six point thirty
in the morning and then complaining about your blood pressure.

Speaker 4 (23:27):
Okay, okay, I understand. We got a couple of ivans.
Don't forget about wine Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
You know, I don't know why I just said it, like,
oh what did I say it like that? For?

Speaker 4 (23:41):
Yes, what shows have you been watching?

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Nothing? Oh, this is a long one. Okay, what if
it's bad, we cut it off and just keep going.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
I know it's from It's.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
I don't want to say in case it is bad,
Tom Jesus.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
I said, I know who it is. He already put
it in the chat that he left on.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
All right, there we go. It's a voice out. You
can leave hor was online PKDK dot com and let's
check up why because the people must be hard.

Speaker 7 (24:05):
Here we go, Hey, they're PK and Denise here. I'm
Gerner that is, and I want to toot my horn.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Oh it all right? Nice?

Speaker 7 (24:13):
I called the I called the program director of the
radio station that I do play by play for football
and basketball and baseball. And let's see, I did one
other thing this Oh softball, that's right, I did softball
that lasted one game. But anyway, I called and I
talked to them, and I says, hey, since uh, the
position is open on the other side for the South

(24:36):
Medford games, I would like to start calling South Medford.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
So uh.

Speaker 7 (24:41):
Not like it's a pay increase or anything like that,
but I am the new official voice of the South
Medford Panthers.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Hell yeah, come on.

Speaker 7 (24:51):
Now, that's great because they win more games.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I was sloppy, sloppy, sloppy,
slop there. I didn't wow. I didn't expect that. I
didn't have it ready. I just I was gonna go
with it. Hopefully worked out. Yay, bamber Well, I gotta
finish the instant voice note.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
But keeping I want to get my own war.

Speaker 7 (25:20):
That's great because they win more games. And I got
to call the state championship name last year. Girl, that
was a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
I was that the other game. Loved it. P K.

Speaker 7 (25:29):
I need you to do my I need you to
do my billboards. All right, talk to you guys later.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Bye. He's got a good announcer voice too, really does
he does? I do missus music love it. Anytime you
got good news, send us your instant voice notes again
PECKNDK dot com mobile phone, you'll see.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
The link cell phone.

Speaker 5 (25:51):
Guy nice Grandma, Yes.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Nice, find sexy little thanks. He is excuse me, grandma?

Speaker 4 (26:09):
That is yeah, clearly grandma.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
God the hell did I?

Speaker 3 (26:13):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (26:14):
All right, hold on, I'm back. I'm back. I'm back, baby,
I'm back. There's just you know, there a lot of
buttons over here. That's all a lot of buttons. Was
I gonna ask him? I was gonna ask him something
I don't know. I don't know. Congrats, man, that's awesome,
that's really that's really cool. That's very cool. I was
just gonna just leave it on, to leave the camera

(26:36):
on your face, because you just look like an owl.
You're like.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
I was, I was curious if we should do wine
Wednesday before we call the birthday boys.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Or I think he's flying. Yeah, but the minute we
call do O D. Todd, we'll be on the phone
for the show will be like five hours long. And buddy, wow.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
Clearly that's PK's opinion, not share opinions.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Let me, let me try. Here's the thing about uh
Tony Tony's birthday in Nashville and uh so I hit
him up this morning and I'm like, you hungover? You're hungover, right,
And he was like, dude, struggle bus is real.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
Oh good, Well, let's struggle bys it to wine Wednesday
because Ken wants that first. Okay, you know whatever, Why
do we do it?

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Because the people must be heard and I want to
right here we go show you guys Wednesday.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
She don't know nothing about one except that it makes
a field.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Four one from Costco loaded up to day.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
Oh yeah, no credentials day, Jesus find a Wednesday follow informations.
Oh yeah, she don't even remember the one since she's
been too white.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Girl. Hey, are you going to tell him about your
Greek name that you figured out today?

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (28:04):
Y'all, so.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
I said Greek and then you just turned really southern.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
So I was curious what Denise is in Greek? Yeah,
and Denise is Dionysus, the Greek god of wine. Oh
I know, shit, I know that My parents were so smart.
No wonder why I grew up in the Willamette Valley,
the home of Pino Noir and all the fabulous grapes

(28:31):
and then Dionysius, Yeah, Greek god of wine.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
All not be more fitting.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
Yeah, that is a fact.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
That is just seriously. I was like, man, yeah, and
you also have the booty. It adds way too when
you're stopping the grapes.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
Oh my god, what about my feet? My feet are
so ugly. Then I step on him.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Wait as you pour the wine, and we're gonna know
about the one. But before I forget, Ashley said something
that I wanted to bring up. But then yah, yeah, yeah,
cut me off, and now it's gone. It's gone. Oh
here we go. Saying calm down never calms anyone down.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
Yes, yes, you know, I might have to call.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Tonight's show that we might have to change the title to.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
Calm down never makes anyone calm down.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Saying calm down never makes anybody calm down. Okay, yeah,
I'm gonna not.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
To be confusing the Calm Down podcast that my friend
I wish they really put together and Andrews and Chris.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
It's a good podcast, to be honest with you, that's
a great podcast. Yeah, which one's your favorite? Though? If
you had to kill one of them, who would who
would you take out Aaron, go ahead them.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
Oh shit, I love her though, but I love her.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Why would you even answer that question? You tell me,
I don't know, fan.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
If I said, if you would give me on Like,
it's like those.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
TV shows when they're like, you have to twenty four
hours to renovate the house. Why why do you only
have a weekend? Take the whole fucking month.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
A weekend, twenty four hours a day.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
I was giving another example on top of that. Oh yeah.
My point is you're supposed to be a fan. I
say something obnoxious, You're supposed to push back, I know,
but you're ready to no whatever.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
All right, So this wine that we were having today
is currently empty because it's in my glass.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Welcome to wine Wednesday.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
I opened it yesterday at our again, at our local
Sprouts market Sprouts Farmer's Market, who is not an endorsement
to me any longer. So I don't know why I
care Hidden Stash. I thought this was really cute, so
I love the bottle. It was two for ten dollars, so.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
We'll see if it's better than my four yeah, because
that's under ten dollars.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
I know, But but this one at like a farmer's market,
like grocery store, like fancy, like that's unhurt heard of.
So this one, it is naturally gluten free, which is great.
A medium bodied rose wine and all it says is
who am I? I'm a rose wine? Duh American wine,
And who are you? I'm rose slightly sweet, strawberry juicy.

(31:15):
Sit your sy by night. You have to fro Washington.
Not only do they have onions, they are known for
their hidden stash rose wine.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
I know what's happening here. I gave you some props
last last week. I think it was about movies or something,
and you're like, and you took that to heart. So
now you're trying to step up the segments that what's
happening and you're coming with actual info on a segment
that has never had ino info at all.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
Yeah, but don't forget. This bottle is empty.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
That's keeping it one.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
Cheers to everybody. Thank you for.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
I was gonna say. What you need to do is
you we gotta come up besides just getting trashed, like
an actual substance to this, right, So whether it's like
you great, maybe we'll get the whiteboard we don't use anymore.
And you grade and like at the end of the year,
then we have like a definitive list of the same
wines that we always try and see if they move

(32:15):
up or down or like there's gotta be like you know, well,
I guess something.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
The reason why I started this, obviously is just wine
Wednesday and always flowed and we had like guy, I
would work and came and this correct. However, I always
is like, what is like the budget wine under ten
dollars that I can bring to the table. And I'm
like this when I got at Kroger, So if you
want to pick it up, this one's at Public's. You know,
when we lived in Atlanta, I can't believe that's that's
why I would always take pictures and post it in

(32:41):
our discord.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
I had no idea, did that be honest? Did anybody
in the chest?

Speaker 4 (32:44):
I was like, this is the wine that is under
ten dollars and it's great. This is the wine undred
ten dollars and tastes like feet don't get a pothic
or whatever? That one?

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Yeah, I remember the one was snug under the theater and
it tastes that track dooky feet.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
Yeah, that's the foot wine.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
What was it a pathic often enough anyway, Hey, thanks
for the.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
And since I drank all that one, this one's peaks,
why don't you can go on about yours?

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Okay, yeah, well welcome to wine with it everybody. Hey,
I am your Somalia. I forgot my silver bowl downstairs.
But let me tell you about today's wine. My four
ninety nine dollars wine from this is not where's my
four ninety nine wine?

Speaker 4 (33:23):
That's it?

Speaker 1 (33:23):
No, this is typically twenty dollars, but always on sale
for nine ninety nine after two years. I'm like, that's
a scam. Kroger always marking up the wines.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
Where's that one?

Speaker 2 (33:34):
From?

Speaker 1 (33:34):
This one is the this is the this is this
is the four ninety nine wine from Costco. Obviously it's
Costco because as you can see, Kirkland.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
Kirkland, Kirkland, fancy Kirkland.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
It's right there and right it's staring right at my face.
So let me tell you about this four ninety nine
pen O Grizio from Costco. And really the only thing
I can tell you about this is that it's it's
right next to the meets where all the wine is
right there, and it's the only wine that says pinogrisio
and comes in at four dollars and ninety nine cents.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
And it has a twisty top.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
And has a twisty top because you never know when
you might need it for the ride home.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
Oh God, give it back or just leave it over there,
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
And with that, I'm gonna pour mine. We'll cheers you.
Let's get back to the song. Yet, not yet, I
got how long the bed went on for? Cheers? Cheers, guys, cheers, ladies, cheers.

(34:43):
There's there's no more lyrics to this one. I must
have up, isn't there? Second?

Speaker 4 (34:46):
First of that, I got a few donations that came in.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Fly got a donation? Wow, no kidding, stop all right,
I'm ready to bang the hell out of the uh
bangyong Kevin Halterman, Kevin k dog musa stand up for you, sir.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
Comments Yes, with this much moneys, Oh, take that bottle
of wine to your face?

Speaker 1 (35:17):
P k oh, well then for you, camera's too low.

Speaker 4 (35:24):
Another one yo?

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Hold on, I got a one glass of wine at
a time. You guys want to get me drunk?

Speaker 4 (35:30):
I mean what else? Honey, it's.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Done? Wait to hold ship down. You didn't say anything.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
I didn't know what you were.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Looks time just putting a camera on you. This is
why we're getting media anymore? How many times you say
that to me?

Speaker 4 (35:49):
Another one from Ken?

Speaker 1 (35:51):
From Ken?

Speaker 4 (35:53):
Look at that donation?

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Oh are the truck driving? How's the truck driving going?

Speaker 4 (35:57):
Man?

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Every single time I see a truck I think of myself, Ken,
he says today because it was the company was called Tucker,
and I was like, I want to say, did that
on purpose? Like a trucking company called Tucker.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
Like instead of or Sucker?

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Oh okay, yeah, anyway, what does he say?

Speaker 4 (36:13):
Ken's comment is tonight's wine is on me?

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (36:19):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Seriously? Man? How's everything going out there? Good? Hopefully? I hope.
I hope one can help, right. Uh? Y'all drink rum
or only wine.

Speaker 4 (36:30):
Swine on Wednesdays?

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Yeah? I do have, ye I don't. I'm not. I
don't drink that much anymore, to be honest, like I
try to, you know, but I do have a nice
whiskey that's not rum either. I only drink rum at
the beats and it's something that I picked up from Elia,
which I don't think he does anymore either, because not
he's a bitch. But rum walk where it's like now,
I can't go to a Beats and not have a

(36:51):
big glass of half rom half coke. And you do
that during sunset, you gotta leave. You gotta start the
walk during sunset and come back when it's dark, when
and your and your glasses empty. And that's the only
time I ever do run unless somebody buys me a
shot at the club and then we're like lots shot
out the club.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
You're not going to any club.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
I'll go to the club tonight.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
Well not what club's up in Bingle Hall anyway? What
else you got on your list?

Speaker 1 (37:19):
I don't know any club. Second. I was gonna name
drop one, but I have nothing Gold.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
Room in Atlanta that's still around.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Well to name one in Portland, Michael Milroy's.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
McElroy's would be here and he what was.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
That weird one that we did Exada eroticat it was?

Speaker 4 (37:37):
It was in Copper Penny, Copper Penny. Yes, definitely hasn't
been for like twenty years.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
I don't know. I don't miss the club life though, bars.
I like clubs, no, not so much, not so much.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
So let's get back to birthday boys. Do you call
them first?

Speaker 1 (37:52):
I'm're gonna try. We're gonna try, Tony. Yeah. Yeah, but
he said he's, uh, he's flying back tonight, so I
don't know if that's is it tonight right now?

Speaker 4 (38:03):
Find out? I guess you might just be getting ready
to board the plane.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
It's the niece's amazing.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
It was actually for good this time. What's that the
one information?

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Yeah? Your information was actually you know, put me on
the spot. I sounded like an idiot, but that's all right,
And I can't pick your car right now. But she's
sorry on the plane, now, what's up. I'm gonta say, Denise.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
Just got wanted to wish you a happy birthday.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Uh, hey, Tony, what's your happy birthday?

Speaker 4 (38:36):
He'll listen back to this, Okay, I'm gonna just text
him real fast, Jason, don't worry about it, jas, I
got I got it handled.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Hey. Speaking of shots, last night, we heard pop pop
pop Yeah, and then she's like fireworks, let's go out sick.
But I didn't say that I'm in Houston.

Speaker 4 (38:51):
No, I did not say that. I said, point blank,
I'm like, why are there fireworks right now? It's not
and I'm like Houston, yeah, And it was like shot
the next street over. Yeah, a lot. It was a
lot of shots, shut down, like the whole road.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
It sounded like fireworks, Like not like a bits fireworks
show either, it sounded like a legit Fourth of July.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
Yeah you know what I mean, like crazy Everyone take
a breath, Yeah, take a breath before you overreact.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
I always say that too, But it's so hard to
take a breath and somebody so stupid in front of
you and doing like some idiotic traffic move we had.
That's like, I know, it's easy, it's so easy, and
nobody talks about this, so easy for everybody to be
like just calm down, it's all worth getting shot over
right now. Blah blah blah. But it's so hard. We're
not mother effor in front of you does something so
stupid you just want to ram your car right into him.

Speaker 4 (39:36):
Yeah, well we had like it was totally p K's fault,
but it wasn't even that big of a deal. So like, yeah,
so this was a few weeks ago and we're like
getting on. I don't know, it should have been a yield,
but PEK didn't realize it and doesn't have a yield
sign or anything. But like the car. You know that,
we almost kind of clip each other, and the guy

(39:56):
just like conks the horn, slows all the way down,
puts his finger up in the air. We like, come, come,
come on, come on, come on. The hand I was like,
oh ship, and then slowed all the way down, like
on the interstate where everyone's much. I'm seventy, and I'm like,
I'm geting off at the next exit, like I don't
want to deal with this.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Whoa thinking about it? Like the driver never dies, it's
always the passenger that gets shot. Yeah, you know what
I mean. So I'm like, duck, duck?

Speaker 4 (40:22):
Is that what you just said? Speaking of ducks, someone
in our neighborhood lost their duck.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Dude, are you gonna tell them? I mean, oh, so, y'all.
Ah rip peaches, neptor, ripped nectarp, neptor neptor correct, y'all.
This actually made me sad, and we went out looking
for the duck. But yeah, people a little screen.

Speaker 4 (40:49):
So you know, it's like we did our thing, But.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
We did our thing. I went through the webcams, the webcams,
the security cameras that I have. I'm like, there's no
way this duck got all the way over here, but
I like, I went it by minute. Just tell them
how this started.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
Okay, So we get a frantic Facebook page, like facebook
post in our neighborhood page, and uh, duck is missing.
My pet duck had it forever, very sweet, very lovable,
not sure what happened. And so she's like, we have
like two other friends and we're going to be going
through like the brush because we still have all of
like our treat debris and stuff everywhere in this like
little neighborhood. So there's like sixty eight of us little units, right,

(41:24):
they're looking. I see them. Look, I'm like a duck.
I'm like, a I've never heard of a pet duck,
but be whatever times.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Are I've heard of a pet duck? Didn't you watch friends?

Speaker 4 (41:33):
I guess our fresh hat. Yeah, and our friends have
they have a pet goose, but it lives outside.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
They live in a farm. It's different here. They're in
a two bedroom place. They got like nineteen dogs.

Speaker 4 (41:42):
They've rescued a lot of dogs, cats, reptiles.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
And yes, everything yet duck. Now, so are you gonna
tell them how the duck got out?

Speaker 4 (41:47):
Or so apparently the duck like went into the backyard
somehow got up on top of something and then flew
its way or flung its way over the fence into
the neighbor's yard. That's long story short, and they found
it deceased.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Radio storytelling sucks. Well, here's what happened. She comes home
and she's like, oh, have you seen a duck? And
I'm like, I haven't been looking for a duck. Well,
kind of like Oregon ducks, like got she ducks every
fucking day, by the bye you. She's like, no, there's
a Facebook post and duck got out and there everybody's
looking for this duck. And I'm like, okay, cool, I'm

(42:25):
down for like a little rescue mission. Let's find this duck,
you know.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
So we go out there and then you could see them.
She's crying. They're looking like they're looking every fucking where. Yeah.
So I'm thinking to myself, being the practical man that
I am, y'all live right next to the fucking by you.
This duck got out to buy you it's dune.

Speaker 4 (42:45):
Yeah, it probably somehow went down like.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
No, you guys are looking at the back of the neighborhood,
like you literally right next to the maya.

Speaker 4 (42:53):
Guys like it probably tumbled its way down and then
that by you right now is rushing, so it's already
in downtown, like PA said, Galveston.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
So if that was my duck, I would look immediately
like in the surrounding area of the house, and then
you know, where's their water, and then I would go
maybe maybe they did that, so you know. Yeah, Anyway,
the update came that they found the duck the next
day in their neighbors. These are really small yards, y'all,

(43:22):
and the fences are like eight feet that could be
wrong on that six feet probably five six feet tall
wooden fence.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
Remember, it's also a possibility that during the stars that
blew down the maybe.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
The next door neighbors the first place I would look,
like you got to exhaust all of that before looking
through bushes. And it is sad because like they don't
know if it was. They're saying it couldn't be coyote
because that fence is so tall. Yeah, so what could
it have been?

Speaker 4 (43:50):
Raccoon?

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Can they scale?

Speaker 4 (43:53):
For all? They also thought that maybe once the duck
like got on top and somehow fell into like it
maybe broke its neck.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
No, because they didn't say that it was They said
it got mauled.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
No, they said it was deceased.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Again you look over the fucking neighbors fans before going
on Facebook and be like it, yeah, I don't know that.
Maybe we don't have all the details.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
So again, rest in peace.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Nextune Nepturn nept the duck not next you said next
turn Nepturn t R. It was a very cute duck
from the pictures. Yeah, I hate to see that moment
sounds right there, and yeah.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
Continue on. What else you got over there?

Speaker 1 (44:41):
It was probably the raccoons, Yeah, yeah, oh, I definitely yeah.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
I mean the amount of raccoons that we have here
that are like bigger.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Than my fat Oh I got back from Tony big T.
Big T now big T.

Speaker 4 (44:54):
You know.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
The other part of that that I loved is like,
as we were looking for this duck, love our next
door neighbor was so much. He's the best, the fucking best.

Speaker 4 (45:03):
You call her Rosebud?

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Yeah, because I don't what's your name, Rocio, I don't
know why, I never I always mess it up, So
I'm just started calling here a Rosebud. Anyway, So she
goes like before they knew, she was like, oh, I'm
sorry for your loss, and I was like, damn, girl,
wait till they find the dock. They're still looking for it.
I gotta throw that on there.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
So still look.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Yeah she was right though, Yeah he was right. Had
that crystal ball. I just got word from Tony says
the struggle is real. Today Nashville shaved a couple of
years off. Damn, Tony, but we had a blast. Thanks
again for the discount. Oh do you hook him up
with the Yeah?

Speaker 4 (45:37):
Oh nice family and friends.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
I'm so pissed that that we missed out. I mean,
I know I beat Tony. I know you're listening to this.
He was honestly a financial situation, well financially had money,
I would definitely one be there and.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
I would have sent PK. But I had a mandatory
training yesterday at work, which, yeah, you.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Would have sent me with the f I couldn't have gone. Yeah,
well I didn't know that. Me going is still an option.
I just didn't want to go out of If you're the.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
One working, if you can pay for it yourself, you can.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Go, Tony. I'm gonna see you next year, buddy. Also,
Nashville is one of those cities that I've set on
this year's show you don't want to fuck with Nashville.
Austin was modeling Vegas. Vegas Now, Vegas didn't even make
it was Austin because they're low key you in your
mind at least when I went there for the first time,
I was thinking to myself, this isn't Vegas. I'm a

(46:23):
season pro.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
Well again, we went with Silly Jilly and yeah, it
was just the three of us and oh god, it
was New Year's and we just shit.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Can I show you something extent? Did you see the video?

Speaker 4 (46:33):
I haven't watched it yet.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
I thought you this might get somebody in trouble.

Speaker 4 (46:36):
Oh well then maybe that's all right.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
I'm loading it right now.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
Can I have a refil? Please?

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Yeah? You could have a refill of I didn't say sect.
Could be anything, could be one thestillery.

Speaker 4 (46:53):
Whine distillery, my ass. Everyone knows that's not true.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Where the f is my chat with them?

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Um?

Speaker 1 (47:01):
God, you know, it's so depressing going through my chat
history because I just realized I don't have a lot
of friends. I just pissed everybody off or something.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
Why do you have an accent?

Speaker 5 (47:10):
Now?

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Oh? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
Can I please get a refill?

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Yes? Here? Jesus Louise, Jesus Louise. Everybody, hold on. I
want to show you this video because the first thing
that I thought to myself is like, that cannot be legal.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
He's still with the accent.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Oh yeah, I don't know why y'all be like irish. Okay, uh, everybody,
just calm down. I'm almost there. I saved it. I
am now air dropping. Those of you with Android devices,
you know nothing about air dropping.

Speaker 4 (47:42):
Case you're You're right. The other city was knowledge knowledge.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
That's the other one. Oh man, they'll fuck you will.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
You just got to go in there prepared. And I
think that I was cocky. I was not cocky, Like
when we first moved to to Houston. I was coky.
I was so cocky because everybody's like, oh, we go
hard out here, like we drink blah blah blah. And
I'm like, we did that in the playhouse, like you
don't know, going hard.

Speaker 4 (48:04):
And it got me to an elephant never forgets for me.
That's right, my.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Fellow elephant that would love Where the hell I just
saved the video? Oh here, it is all right.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
I try to stall a little bit, but you keep
talking over me. So not quite sure.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Well, the last two times I left you next to
the microphone when I was walking across the room, you
said nothing, so go ahead.

Speaker 4 (48:25):
It was once alight, okay, okay, go ahead and hit play.
It's that little triangle button that's like tilted you bitch,
that's not my name.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Uh all right, here we go. So just to set
this up, this is time out, up, time out, everybody.

Speaker 4 (48:49):
We got a giant donation. Oh shit, giant donation. Okay,
but Shanta's sketch book.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
What I'll show you, Oh, definitely gonna hear about that tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
Thank you for all the continued support and shout out
on your last live I was like Ashley Shan Sais sketchbook,
s C H, A and Z sketchbook. Yeah, you never
need to pay us or thank us, like I have
an interesting story. I know PK you wanted to say
go ahead, but I just want to say thank you
so again like yesterday, because you guys know I work
with Hyatt now and so we had this whole training I.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Know somehowolved I know I'm going to try.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
I'm gonna try. But like we all had, there was
like twenty of us, like different event managers from all
Hyatts across Houston area, and then we all high like
little badges as icebreakers, split up in different tables and
they're like, what is the best gift that you have
ever received? And I said, well, my best gift, I
mean my wedding ring. Sure, but I got a sure whatever.

(49:53):
That's that's that's cheesy, and honestly, it is what it is.
It's fine, it's beautiful. It's a great gift, but a
great second. It's what actually came first to my mind
was and I want, p K, can you like hold
up the portrait?

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Come on this rate, We've got to prepare for these things.
I didn't know.

Speaker 4 (50:10):
I didn't know we're gonna have a giant donation from Ashley.
So so what I had told like the the what
I had told everybody, Okay, hold on, oh you could
still see it. So so I let him know, and
I was like, you know, for for six years I
did morning radio with my husband in Atlanta. We had

(50:31):
this amazing gift that came to me and immediately brought
like tears to my eyes. It was of my sweet Kiky,
who is now since pass but a portrait that was
done by one of our listeners now friends named Ashley,
and she sent this to me and this was the
first portrait that she ever did and then she, you know,
from that, got started on her own business and is
still continuing through all of these years. And I'm like,

(50:53):
it's it's it's the most incredible gift because we have
the very first one. We also have one of Teddy.
You know, my grandma has like all of our friends
have different portraits. She's been able to just showcase like
her talents and then with the love of our pets
to like everybody, all my family members have pictures of
you know, their pups and just incredible. She did like
live drawings just last weekend, and so I was like,

(51:15):
that is my favorite gift. So I just wanted to
share that.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Are yeah still both here?

Speaker 4 (51:22):
Yeah, poor Kiky rest in peace, kikiS.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
But if she was here and you had to kill one?

Speaker 4 (51:27):
Oh my god, stop it?

Speaker 1 (51:28):
What's one?

Speaker 4 (51:29):
Teddy?

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Oh see how you answered that one? But you didn't
answer your come come with me down comcam podcast? I did.

Speaker 4 (51:36):
I said, Aaron, God, you don't listen to me. Yeah no, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
So what she does is absolutely amazing and like you know,
the struggle that I'm having during this birthday month that's
starting tomorrow is like, oh god, you know, like it's
been so many years, You've gotten everything, you know, but
like what do you get your loved one and you
want something to be meaningful and all the above and
what That's what Ashley really provides, because like, who doesn't

(52:04):
love their pet and to get something like that. I
saw her picture at your Grandma's on the wall. Yeah yeah,
at the first thing I thought about, it's like, oh yeah,
I know.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
And then Ashley did like amazing one for Josh and
Jilly Ye with sweet Luther Rest in Peace, Little Luther
or two Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Speaking of what a fucking tie in? Why are we
on the radio? I don't know me tie in? Shut up?
Meg Megs is not the saying, that's the thing. Why
aren't we playing that clip?

Speaker 4 (52:40):
Megs? Megs is our listener.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
That's the I think that's a family guy clip. Shut
up Meg Megs.

Speaker 4 (52:48):
Meg not Megs because Megs, we love no ship.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Everybody knows that Meg, we don't.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
It's different.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
So Jillian Joe, I sent i'm a video last night.
I don't want to share it because I'll get me
in trouble. But then they sent one back and I
was like, yeah, respect for the carelessness, for the recklessness.
I'm nervous for the party. What this is the this
is the guy that I want him driving my party busy.

(53:20):
I guess they gave away tickets to go to uh
give it.

Speaker 4 (53:23):
Away, give it away now, yeah, the Chili Peppers.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
And uh they they took a listener bus, which is awesome.
And then the rest. Now, if you're listening to the show,
shout out, replay gang Gang, Gang Gang about fifty minutes in. Uh.
You can find this video online at PK d K
dot com. Here this turn to the Yes, yeah, let

(53:54):
me let me wet. They're in track thick right now,
right watch they're in traffic to drive her. Oh my god.
Now okay he gets bagging and they're like, all right,
let's go. And there's a cop right there. That must

(54:21):
have been a great that must have been an awesome night.

Speaker 4 (54:25):
And what yeah, because clearly all of these listeners are
like rock listeners, like go into a red hot Jelly
Pepper show and then you've got like a little John
on there.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
You know, nowadays I think that, uh, that's something that
we would get shipped for as well, which is like
nowadays everybody listens to everything.

Speaker 4 (54:41):
Oh yes, so this is a song that I had
on my party buys when it was my bachelorrette like
my bridal shower with my aunt, my mom, my grandma,
and that was the exact same song karaoke too, A.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Did your grandma put it down?

Speaker 4 (55:05):
I don't need to hear it anymore, all right, we'll
keep it moving.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
I'm trying to find because I did forget to bring
up I know you requested. I just saw Ken's I
think he wanted to hear the Rooster. I can't do
the rooster. Bro that's kinda like it. There's certain pranks
like this isn't like United Stations like you know, using
fake actors, like they're actual pranks. Now, granted it's been
so long that the people that I prank called are

(55:32):
probably what are the chances that we're gonna find? Yeah,
especially this guy is definitely dead, But because that aired
like twenty years ago, I got to go back through
my pranks and make sure they're friendly and Rooster will
probably definitely get me canceled from whatever uncancellable. Yeah, I

(55:54):
am trying to find because the Olympics are yes, we
got to talk about Oh.

Speaker 4 (55:57):
My god, I was in happy tears. Yeah, very emotional
last night.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
Yeah it was. That was so good. Yeah, so good.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
Are you still looking for the prink first?

Speaker 1 (56:09):
Yeah? I can't find it? Okay, have you guys been
watching the Olympics though? Like the one that you know,
I always pick up different like good habits from uh,
from friends that you know, I try to adopt into
my life. And the one thing from Ilia is like
is well, there's plenty, but like one of them is like,
you know, always have something on in the background and uh,

(56:30):
you know, like typically a sporting event or.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
Whatever that can be motivational for you.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
Motivational, but then also you don't want to sit in
the quiet house, like if you're depressed already, you want
to some kind of noise. It's kind of like the
same thing in radio. It's like motion causes, come on,
you know what I mean, like like move around that
before motion. Maybe I made that up, but it's like
that's why I never sat down, because I'm like, you
have energy when you're like moving around.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
Yeah, you know, had seven red bulls in your body.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Yeah, but I did that as well because I always
wanted to be on, I think. But anyway, like so
the one that going back to the Alias things like
always have something on. So I always look for like
a sporting event to have on in the background, and
it's not the same when it's been pre recorded. It's
just like it's just not the same. Right. The Olympics
is like it's I've never been to the Olympic. I've
never been so into the Olympics up until recently because

(57:15):
of him really because I always just have it on
in the background and slowly my interests yeah are but
I didn't get off about archery, but like it's on
and you're like, oh shit.

Speaker 4 (57:24):
Yeah, I think that. It's also like, you know, push
aside like the political things that had happened. What you're
doing is rooting for you know, your fellow Americans or
all of your fellow like athletes like you know, or
just people in general. Everyone has such an incredible story.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
That rooting for the not I always root for ULLSA,
you know. But then like you see this tiny country
or you know, or when I know they're only up
for one event.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
And I'm like, come on, what was therer name gymnast
Zavia like from Brazil that she had like her like
cut like split open over her eye last night.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
I know, I like the circus, the circus girl, the
circus music.

Speaker 4 (58:04):
Oh yeah, she was so good.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
As Denise calls it.

Speaker 4 (58:09):
Oh that is not true. You're putting words in my mouth.
But no matter what you watched. And then like we
had it where there was four different screens so you
can watch like handball, and then it was like horse
riding and then rugby and something else, and I was
just like wait, what is this is crazy to me?
And then I was able to have like different conversations,

(58:29):
so like our chef at the hotels from like Puerto Rico,
and he was telling me about all of these Oh well,
you know, like the boxers this, and then the first
and only gold medalist is this, and we're all sitting
around so proud, and I don't know, it just gets
you like excited in a different way, talk about different
conversations and cultures and I think that it's incredible, Like
I that's fun. I love it.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
Yeah. And then the gymnastics teams like nailed it last
night and I was like, ooh, I almost felt bad.
I felt really happy for Italy that I know way
too much about the stuff. Also like for some reason,
I can't like I love the surfing. I know, like
I was like fat and I wish I had some
I was I was ten years younger. I wish I
was ten years younger and not so fat and had

(59:09):
some coordination.

Speaker 4 (59:10):
Then I would surf in money.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
I have you.

Speaker 4 (59:17):
I's got to throw that in there.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
Yes, he's gonna follow it up with when are we
gonna have a baby? Jesus are you guys watching though?
But uh, yeah, I don't know. It's uh, it's cool.
I would This is what I was trying to say, Like,
if if you're like me or you have like emotional
like roller coaster ups and downs and all that stuff,
and you don't do that, I strongly suggest that even
if you're not into the sports or whatever, you put

(59:40):
something on in the background that's kind of like I
guess it's also not like I used. I kind of
did that with Shark Tank, But then Shark Tank demands
your attention and you're always just like feeling bad about
yourself because you're happy for him a.

Speaker 4 (59:51):
Force, but you're not making the money.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
Yeah, And I guess you could say the same thing
with the sports, but it's kind of different, like you're
rooting for these people that work there. They're the entire
life to get there, and.

Speaker 4 (59:59):
What I I love it. It is also like about
the family and the connection that way of course, like
Simoe and like her husband like in the NFL.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
But not cheat on her then.

Speaker 4 (01:00:07):
Like it was Jordan Childs who's from Vancouver, Washington, like
her parents had heart rate monitors and they were monitoring.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Is she the chick that looked like Nancy or the
Tanya Harding. No, there's one girl that.

Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
Went to Oregon State.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
No she didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:00:23):
Yeah, I know nothing clearly. She just said you were
you do it?

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
No, I know a little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
Sidney Lee, who had like in college, she went to Auburn,
but all of a sudden, like she gained like forty
five pounds within two weeks because she had like a
kidney and so like some it's kidney disease, and so
she didn't know if she was gonna like she wasn't
able to compete on her.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Five pounds in two weeks. Yes, yes, damn.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
So she didn't know she was ever going to be
able to, you know, perform again. And now she's like
second Olympics. It's crazy. Yeah, these girl like all of
these stories, and I know, like this is just this
or is that? Of course I'm hearing during prime time,
but I know everybody has such a unique like Olympian
story I liked.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
Not on do we talk about the opening ceremonies? Was
that after after what happened after? Yeah, I enjoyed. What
I really enjoyed about it was the production that it
bothers me to no end that anybody can write an
article or have an opinion and then like if you
have like the I think the organization was the Atlantic.

(01:01:28):
I think that was whatever that pushes that whatever that
dumb ass like the agenda mean, like I don't know
if it's an agenda or just somebody that's just really
stupid that hasn't accomplished anything but talking shit. Right, That's
the stuff that really bothers me, because if you really
break down the opening ceremonies, what needed to happen for
them just to be on the air, Like the technical

(01:01:49):
aspect of having a live event like that throughout an
entire city on boats with that weather, wireless mics, people
not missing a beat, like one thing right into the next,
and I'm sure there was like you know, some editing
involved because it happened earlier in the day or whatever.
But to pull something like from the production production aspect, Yeah,
to pull something like that, we can't get on time.

(01:02:10):
And I've been doing this for four years here. Yeah,
and I've got a hardline fiber connection, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
Like to pull something like that, we're not people are
just talking shit or we're again you and I aren't
specifically talking about the content.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
Like I'm talking about that. I thought the content was fantastic,
well not all of it. I did think what I
thought was the And no, I'm not Like that's the
other side of things too, Like everybody on Twitter's like
these own cultured people don't know that that wasn't the
uh what was it? The Last Supper? This was actually
the feeding of Zeus or whatever the fuck it was. No,
I'm sorry, mister Harvard Education. I didn't fucking know that.

(01:02:47):
Like ninety percent of the other people that didn't know
that that weren't lucky enough just to go to a
museum to know that, you know what I mean, Like,
I think it's they didn't. So like when you see that,
then you're like, well, why do you have to go
there or Okay, that didn't bother me. You know what
did bother me? In all honesty? Why what's up with
the threesomething that just happened out of nowhere? Like this
is a sporting event, right, and then they're like, well,

(01:03:09):
Paris is known for love. So then you have like like,
you're watching the Olympics with your kids to inspire. That's
what When you're watching the gymnastics, right, what was the
big message? It was nothing but everybody talking about like
there's little girls watching now that one day will be
simone bios and I love that. I fucking love that.

Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
Then they they went to her gym down the street
and then you saw you know what I mean, it inspires.
So you're watching the Olympics to inspire your kids because
it's something that takes you out of politics. No, not
so fast. Let's have a threesome right in the middle
of it, the middle of the opening ceremonies for what reason?
Because Paris is a city of love? Okay, then still

(01:03:51):
kids are watching, Maybe do something a little less, yeah,
and not one to be talking.

Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
You have like these million you know, I don't know
how many people actually watched, but anyway. Outside of that, still,
I was gonna say again amazing the sports aspect. As
a kid I was my parents put me into gymnastics
and so that was the only sport that I did,
So that was the only thing that I you know,
knew about was interested, you know, as a very young kid.

(01:04:17):
So in order to watch like the ninety six Olympics
and like every Olympics from there, like Donique Marciano, like
she was like my idol, Like I loved her, adored her,
and just growing up, well, I want to be like her.
So to just have that inspiration that doesn't always get
TV attention, but it does now.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
I do want to address something because Karine says I
agree with the production aspect, but absolutely not the content.
I disagree with that, not all the content. As I
just said, I think that through something was well there
is completely insane. But I think the last Supper thing
they're still playing and dancing around the fact that was
it the last Supper. Maybe it wasn't. It's still it's
for SKay right, it didn't belong there. But with that said,

(01:04:55):
I try to look at like the entire the entire show, Well,
what about like when they had the a hard rock
band and the opera or like the Headless in the Museums,
to like that, to shoot that, to to have the
different styles of music again saying no, I'm saying like
seventy percent of it like was amazing, like the sounds,

(01:05:15):
the orchestra, the music like eight I don't know what
the percentage is, but like seventy to eighty percent of
it was really phenomenal. And then there was like a
couple of things that I feel like they had to
throw in just because now, well, if we don't, you know,
do some stupid shit, no.

Speaker 4 (01:05:32):
One's gonna talk about her.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
It gonna be like why right right?

Speaker 4 (01:05:34):
Anyway, So well, I mean I could care my opinion
doesn't have to be yourself correct. And I didn't care
for it, right always. I didn't like it. I didn't
enjoy it. I don't feel like watching the opening ceremonies
you would have to explain to a child was going on.
I think that's ridiculous talking about I mean, like why
why the Last Supper is filled with that?

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
Those two Yeah, I think you should be, but it
doesn't make sense that.

Speaker 4 (01:05:57):
At the at the very end with AELEENSI on and
she said no matter what, I Am going to perform live,
even though everyone was like no, you like you know
she has had this rare disease that she's come out,
but she's like, no, I'm performing live. I'm doing this
and it was spectacular. Gave me goosebuns. I watched it
like five times, like that's the only thing. Like when
we talked to you, like both my parents and your

(01:06:18):
parents like your dad, like they I know we were.

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
There and we walked to the ceremony.

Speaker 4 (01:06:22):
I just watched Selini same yep, same with my family.

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
And who was on selin on a long time ago?
Your boy? Remember when I told those chicks, oh god,
you still have to fuck up?

Speaker 4 (01:06:31):
You still have that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
I'm searching for it. I don't think so. Oh wait,
I might have it. Let me search all drives. I
don't know the story. I wait. I bought tickets in January.
The shower was kind of been like.

Speaker 4 (01:06:42):
Ten years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
I you know what people yelled at Well, we had
a boss that yelled at me. Right, why would you
go on the air It's a hip hop station to
talk about that. I'm like, because that's actually what happened.

Speaker 4 (01:06:50):
And it's relatable to somebody and who was on.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
Top of that shit like fucking years ago, your boy.
But going back to the production value, right, like how
did they even film her She's on the Eiffel Tower,
Like the amount of zoom and steadiness and everything like
it was just phenomenal. Yeah, But then there was a
couple of points that it's just like, you know, and
the whole, the whole, like, let's include everybody. Doesn't hold
any water on this. This is a sporting event, sporting event.

(01:07:15):
It doesn't matter, like this isn't about like who you're banging.
It's about a sporting event that kids are watching. You
want to inspire the end. That's where that's where it stops.
It's not like an inclusive everybody's already included, motherfuckers, everybody is.
I don't give a rats, ask who you have. Everybody's included.
Make it about sports and Greece.

Speaker 4 (01:07:36):
All of a sudden, Pik is the biggest like Grease fan.
Oh wait, they're they're they're losing again.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
I'm like it, Sweter, I haven't watched one. No, they
played the US that was rooting for the US.

Speaker 4 (01:07:49):
Geez, you're terrible girl.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
Mom, talk to me now.

Speaker 4 (01:07:53):
She hasn't already.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:07:55):
This is okay, that's totally fine.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
I'll bring it up next week. The Olympics is still
going on next week, I'll bring the time it's going
with Celindon. Shut the buck up. No, not you, not you.
That's what I said to this man. That's what I
said to the ladies. They were talking writing, and I
was cool with them, talking through every song until the
Power Love came on. Fuck that, that's the one song
I waited since Sanuary. It's October. I think it was
October seventeenth.

Speaker 4 (01:08:18):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
All right, shut the fuck up, go outside if you
want to talk. They called security ruined the whole song.

Speaker 4 (01:08:24):
Still yeah, yeah, and I'm pretty sure that they were
the ones that were Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
I played it here and the person that was on
the air here with was like offended. I can't believe
you even say that, Like, yeah, motherfucker what. I can't
believe you talk and ruin everybody else's time. Yeah, if
you sing the song, have the signs, that's fine. I'm
cool with all that stuff. Cheer, I'm cool with that.
Having a conversation about dudes or chicks or cars or

(01:08:49):
literally anything.

Speaker 4 (01:08:50):
I was like you have that outside in the concourse.
So it's interesting to me that we've had seventy minutes
of conversation we still haven't done match too or gone
through basically any of my topics, which is totally fine.
Well this is gonna end everything, but we still got
match too. You want to I mean, that's you want
to lose one. People want to play match to.

Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
You guys want to play.

Speaker 4 (01:09:11):
I think I could definitely calm us down after this
huge conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
I'm not who's heated. I'm not heeded.

Speaker 4 (01:09:17):
Comment not heeded.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
See, nobody can have a conversation anymore. All right, matts too,
we're gonna play. We're gonna play right. You know what,
y'all always blame me for picking bad words, So why
didn't I give it a few minutes and y'all just
drop some words in the chat right now. But you
can't drive like you can't drive, you can't drop a
word like, I don't know, I can't give you an example.

(01:09:44):
Just drop some words and I'm gonna choose to And
those are the ones that we're gonna play with. What
are you doing? I think she's pooping? You guys just
gotta know no, Asthley, you can't the words. You gotta
just ooh no, not yet. I'm gonna have the listeners,

(01:10:05):
the viewers.

Speaker 4 (01:10:06):
The people here, and then I won't see anything.

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
Well because I've already have my first word. Don't look
at the chat, all right, I already have my first word, y'all.
Just crap, Okay, go ahead, uh out you go. I
already got my two words.

Speaker 4 (01:10:26):
Why do I to leave?

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
Well? Because now I have much two words, so I
have to give to everybody. I didn't have words. I
was gonna have the chat choose the words. I'm sorry
instead of explained that I'm a bad I'm a bad explainer.
I know I'm a bad explainer. All right, everybody, here
we go. Matt's two. I'm gonna give you two words tonight,
pick by Jacqueline and Jacqueline. I don't know what tell

(01:10:51):
y'all everybody else in this stuff there came up. See
you had the best ones and your two words. I'm
gonna give you two words right now. If you're new
to our show, give me it's word associations. So I
after give you the first word, think of a word.
After give you the second one. Then you have both
of your words. Just write those down, put them in
the chat. We'll see if Denise can match with you.
If you're listening back to this, shout out replay Gangganggang,
just lock them in your head. See if you would

(01:11:12):
have matched with Denise. Your first one is booger, your
second one is poop, booger and poop. Yes, I'm twelve.
Give you a couple of minutes to think about things.
Drop it in the chat. I think I'm gonna use
AI to come up with like a we need am

(01:11:33):
in it for you to drop your words send for
Denise to lose. I don't know. I'll have to flush
that out, but I'm gonna come up with a song
next week. So that way during this period of the
show is an actual you know, he's thinking out loud.
I think I've had too much wine. You guys, it's
your fault for making me chug one.

Speaker 8 (01:11:58):
Alright, come on it, No'm looking up watching your eyeballs,
actually watching your boobs.

Speaker 4 (01:12:09):
Okay, this kid, I am.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Hey, you got a pro the other day that I
was like, whoo doggy.

Speaker 3 (01:12:16):
What the f?

Speaker 4 (01:12:17):
Whoa doggie?

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
Woo doggie? I don't know, but it's like I've never
been like.

Speaker 4 (01:12:24):
Never been.

Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
What I got bra makes that big of a difference
that one did. You should get an endorsement for that
thing or just tell the ladies what it is. Because
I was like, whoo.

Speaker 4 (01:12:32):
Because I usually wear sports? Is that flatten?

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
Oh? Is that what happened? Wow? You need some more
of those.

Speaker 4 (01:12:39):
Okay? Who lucky for who? I am all natural?

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
I mean I do, But you still got a why
you're the one wants a baby. You have two words.
Your first one is booger.

Speaker 4 (01:12:54):
Booger knows.

Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
Are you gonna locking that in?

Speaker 4 (01:12:59):
I mean that's the first thing that comes to my mind.
If I say anything else, I just want to say,
nose booger. You pick booger. Ill it's gross.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
P K.

Speaker 4 (01:13:07):
You always have big boogers in your nose.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
I don't know why this week.

Speaker 4 (01:13:10):
I think it's the the hair and dust allergies.

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
Yeah, but it's like my great nose, like a giant fly.

Speaker 4 (01:13:17):
That's booger.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
We invented the Olympics.

Speaker 4 (01:13:21):
Gooey sticky, it's gottay nos locked me in for nose.

Speaker 1 (01:13:28):
I hate it. I hate it. Once she gets them,
then I don't get to play my song or make
in one of her, We're never getting them right. This
sucks you.

Speaker 4 (01:13:35):
Ready, Congratulations you got one?

Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
I mean yeah, I hear what a faith Hopefully here's
just listening to the show. They can't tell.

Speaker 4 (01:13:50):
Otherwise you had booger's out your throat. Who picked these?

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
Oh, I'm glad you at.

Speaker 4 (01:13:57):
Jacqueline. These are like and Jacqueline, you're so childish. Poop, Well,
nobody knows that they finally pooped in a box, but
that will be on next week's show.

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
That was a process.

Speaker 4 (01:14:14):
Poop number two toilet dog human. I I don't like this.
I don't know why. Like in my head, it's the
emoji that is a fly and a smiling poop.

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
Can I tell you no? Looking up what it's three
words that everybody's split between. That moult of a bunch
of people each had one of those three words for
the wind pop gross.

Speaker 4 (01:14:49):
I just don't like it. Diarrhea, hard dog human, toilet.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
I'm sorry, I don't want to call your names, but
this bit said hard dog dog poop. You're gonna luck
and dog correct for the win. How are you still

(01:15:34):
confused about the song? It took me way too long
to actually even play and she was still like, what
what were the three A butt was one of them
for poop. Crap, toilet was a big one. Some of
the ones not picked as much was shark. Uh, somebody
just say dog and alligator dog, But I don't know

(01:15:56):
what the alligator was for booger. Alligator. Now maybe that
was for something else. I think definitely, because if you're like,
if those are your two words for I just don't
know how alligator would fit for booger. One more more
time for the people. It's in stereo. The ones at

(01:16:20):
the end, I know, the little ones are my favorite.
Sorry for those kidd Awards from Jaqueline. I love those words.

Speaker 4 (01:16:25):
Words are fine. I guess I'm the idiot. What did
you say for poop?

Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
I didn't think about those words. Let me see. Uh, well,
now it's kind of hard because I've already seen what
people have said poop. I would have gone. I think
I would have gone with a box, which nobody would
have gotten, only because I had to poop in the
box today, the colonoscopy box, which then I had to
take to ups Birst. Of all, let me tell you something,
if you ever have to any fellas of age here
that have to poop in a box. I read half

(01:16:51):
the instructions because I'm like, all right, I gotta poop
a little bit in this box and then you put
it on the counter. And then he just finished doing
your business. Me finishing doing my business usually texts like
an hour because I'm like reading stuff. Okay, So anyway,
and then I was like a lot of stuff to
like reading. So then go back to the instruction. Man.

Speaker 4 (01:17:12):
I am so glad you have so much time at
your hands that you literally while I'm at work or
sitting for an hour on the twilet.

Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
No, go on, it was ten minutes anyway, ten minutes later, ten.

Speaker 4 (01:17:23):
And maybe nine after you wash your hands.

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
Nine minutes later, I'm like, uh, I reach over and
I go back to the instructions. I'm like, what's next,
because now I've just got the third that's in the
box that's on the counter. Gross, And he said immediately
put the water on it or whatever. I'm like, oh shit, literally,
oh no. So then I had to like hurry up
and wipe the wipe cycle. I'm like a washing machine.
That's what I always tell her, because you'll yell at me.

(01:17:46):
She's like, what's taking me so long? I'm like, I'm
mean the wipe cycle.

Speaker 4 (01:17:49):
Yeah, it's discussing the white cycle. See me on his phone.
I'm like, I hope you sanitized that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:54):
Feats have you ever been like, yes, feets are so
dead that when you stand up, you're like, oh, what
happened to my legs? You gotta grab the counter because
you're about.

Speaker 4 (01:18:00):
To fall over.

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
Nine long minutes. So anyway, and I'm like, oh shit,
got to rust the wash cycle and and then do
the rest of the steps. And then I had to
take it to the to the ups where there's a
line of people and I'm holding a poop box. Didn't
like that. Didn't like that one bit. No, I mean
it's better than having the finger A guess that's the alternative.

(01:18:26):
But anyway, uh. And then when I gave it to
the lady, I gave it to her pouch. I'm like, yes,
what's in his box? It's poop? And then she didn't
laugh at all. And I looked behind her and there
was like seven other boxes. I'm like, oh, po boxes,
a lot of people pooping on pooping in boxes. And
then I'm like, oh, she also notic's in the box,
so it makes sense. Was he didn't? She just gave

(01:18:46):
me the nasty look. Anyway, that was my day. How
was yours?

Speaker 4 (01:18:52):
So crazy?

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
Yeah? It was? Oh my god, I think they did
take down. This was one of the parking lots that
you had to pay for, and they took that down.
They took all of them down. Oh yeah, I don't know.
I had to poop in a fake toilet and then
kreill tubes. Whoa koreem wa. I gotta give you a second, everybody,

(01:19:16):
I gotta read this message. I had to poop in
a fake toilet why and then filled tubes took three days? Oh,
because she was in the hospital. I'm guessing what I
had to store in a freezer and the fridge until
they were fulling. Oh sucks. Getting old stinks. Not that
I'm calling you old, just all the stuff you don't

(01:19:38):
have to worry about. One y're ten, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:19:41):
Like, yeah, of course, it's just like just understand. Yeah,
but I'm I'm so glad that after how many months?

Speaker 1 (01:19:49):
Oh yeah, so I had to look okay, So all right,
So I got this box back like six months ago,
February maybe anyway, and sitting on the calendar because I'm like,
who wants to poop in the box.

Speaker 2 (01:20:02):
Not me.

Speaker 1 (01:20:02):
And also I never really had the urge to go
where I was next to the box. And today, like
I came home from Costco and I'm like, oh, I
really have to go poop box, So I grabbed the
poop box.

Speaker 4 (01:20:12):
Why did you eat at Costco that made you go poop?
I knew it?

Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
Go on, What did you think?

Speaker 4 (01:20:18):
I ate hot dog or chicken bake?

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
You have to choose one.

Speaker 4 (01:20:23):
I think that you would feel too guilty to eat
the chicken bake, so you went with the hot dog?

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
Fat. There're the same calories. Would you call me fat?
That the same calories?

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
You?

Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
No, you want to look up? Look up the calories
of the chicken bake.

Speaker 4 (01:20:37):
Yeah, look at the cholesterol and the calories and like
not the calories.

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
It's underweted. People don't appreciate the chicken bacon. It's so
good you eat it. Also, why the fuck don't they
have bacon in the chicken bake?

Speaker 4 (01:20:48):
Because it's baked bacon.

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
Not bacon PEPPERONIU. I'm sorry they do have bacon in there, Pepperonis?
What they need in there? I requested? Ye? Anyway, I
saw it. Here's why I went wrong. I went wrong
because I'm like, oh, I really do have to go,
and I'm close to the box. This is it, this
is the day. It's been six months, this is fucking day.

(01:21:12):
I'm doing this right now. I had to read the instructions. Yeah,
I really had to go, and I'm like, I can't
just go and pins and read the instructions. I gotta
read the instruction. So now I'm dancing around the living
room reading the instructions and reading the instructions over because
like my focus isn't completely there when I'm dancing, because

(01:21:35):
I really have to get.

Speaker 4 (01:21:36):
Since February, you're the most ridiculous human I've ever heard.
Like nobody does that you have good insurance that will
actually help, like this is for the goodness of the box?

Speaker 1 (01:21:44):
Are still good time?

Speaker 4 (01:21:47):
The doctor had like reached out to you to say,
poop in the box, like too many times you were
such a child speaking of a child. This was supposed
to be a point counterpoint. So I go today, get
in the shower, getting ready for work. Whatever. Oh I
didn't watch me, and PK's like, you wash me, and
I was like I don't have time to wash you,
Like I am busy.

Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
I need to wash myself to do and go wash
myself and.

Speaker 4 (01:22:09):
So and so, I'm like, there is not one single
person watching, listening talking that washes their spouse.

Speaker 1 (01:22:19):
Do you wash your spouse or does your spouse wash you?

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
Come on nap PK and DK's point chowder for you
really want to be wrong on the show, I said, the.

Speaker 4 (01:22:29):
Only person that I know to the shape that gets
washed has naps is five month old Alexi producer alias baby.

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
That is it.

Speaker 4 (01:22:42):
That's the only one that get washes and naps, because
again he's five months old. You are how old and
you still expect the same treatment as a five month
old baby?

Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. Let's oh Dingling wang I get washed?
Or I think I read that wrong because I'm a
little tipsy.

Speaker 4 (01:23:03):
He definitely did. By the way, Danglyn Wynn said, is
this p K from p K's Playhouse?

Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
Fuck?

Speaker 4 (01:23:10):
Yeah, you know, come on, son, come on only for
sexy time.

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
Yeah, only sexy time from MCG. I don't know if
it was only PK from the Playhouse during sexy time.
Some weird fantasy has sailed.

Speaker 4 (01:23:26):
So long, so far away.

Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
Anyway, dang Ling gets washed? H whatever? Never washed anyone
Hasso and be reading these for the first time, scrubbed
his back with a good scrub ace. Yeah, Ace, there
you go.

Speaker 4 (01:23:39):
But every time, or just like once a week, I'm
just curious.

Speaker 1 (01:23:42):
She's just not allowed to wash my balls because he's
too rough. So when she gets down there, I'm like, nope,
not allowed. But everything else. Yeah, anyway, this morning I
had to wash my damnself. Did not appreciate that. I'll
wash your back if you wast mine, b K, I
got you, magonzo awesun. All right, next week, I'm gonna

(01:24:07):
bring up those pranks. If you guys have requests and
you won't get me canceled from fucking not being kid myself, Yeah,
then send me your request and I will do that.

Speaker 4 (01:24:15):
I do want to make sure that shout out Korean.
You are a very spoiled PK. Yes he is. I
know because literally it's the only time I have time
for myself.

Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
Okay, let's calm down, because I do think that you
enjoy washing me because you yell at me.

Speaker 4 (01:24:30):
Okay, yell at that is correct.

Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
You yell at me to get in the show and.

Speaker 4 (01:24:34):
For fellow square Bears or people that know PK. You
understand the reason why I wash PK because we have
a deadline places to be, Like, I have no job,
daft to have the car, so therefore you got to
take me to work like I just don't want you
to write the call as quickly as I can get
PK ready, I'm like, okay, fine, yay, let's get in

(01:24:55):
the shower so I could hurry and wash you and
get you out so you can dry and actually function
as a human.

Speaker 1 (01:25:00):
Why do you put my business out there?

Speaker 4 (01:25:02):
What I mean? I talked about my birth control and
the show like we share it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:06):
No, washing is like it's sacred territory because then people
are gonna start talking ship and you're not gonna starting
You're gonna stop washing.

Speaker 4 (01:25:12):
I have stopped washing.

Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
No you haven't just this morning. You got to get
up earlier tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (01:25:18):
Everywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
WHOA, No, we're not done yet. I gotta ask you
a question.

Speaker 4 (01:25:21):
Ask away.

Speaker 1 (01:25:22):
We had a so we have a community pool here. Correct,
we got in the pool last night. Yeah, you didn't
take a shower after. I know, what the f was
that about? Were you trying to get me to do
the wash the sheets today? Was that your excuse? Oh,
I'm gonna get in the bed, in the clean, comfortable
bed with my chloring infested body. Ye, so he has
to do was that it?

Speaker 4 (01:25:44):
And you know what happens?

Speaker 1 (01:25:45):
I was appointed.

Speaker 4 (01:25:46):
Not only did you not wash his sheets, he didn't
make the damn bet either, but you did ship in
the box. So when what I did, I shot?

Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
Wait?

Speaker 4 (01:25:55):
Where is that?

Speaker 5 (01:25:57):
There?

Speaker 3 (01:25:57):
We go?

Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
There you go?

Speaker 1 (01:26:01):
I did you know what? It was an accomplishment. Pooping
in the boxes suck. Getting old sucks. I feel, you know,
I really don't wish for anybody to ever have to
get old.

Speaker 4 (01:26:12):
Ever, No, you know, that is definitely part of life.
So just cherish.

Speaker 1 (01:26:16):
Your fucking day.

Speaker 4 (01:26:17):
Just cherish the time when you get washed, when you're
a baby.

Speaker 1 (01:26:21):
I am I getting lost to night.

Speaker 4 (01:26:22):
I'm not watching all.

Speaker 2 (01:26:25):
I not know.

Speaker 4 (01:26:25):
We do have to go because I have to go
to the restroom.

Speaker 1 (01:26:29):
And there's no box for her to poop in. But
hopefully you'll join us next week, and uh, if you
haven't to subscribe to the podcast, I will be posting
that probably tomorrow. I'm gonna do it tomorrow Wednesday, I
will fucking do it tomorrow. I'm gonna should get podcasted
tomorrow and if you were looking for last week's show,
it's up there. And then that's it.

Speaker 4 (01:26:48):
That's it. Love you guys, have a fabulous Wednesday night.
We'll see you guys next week. Until then, it's the.

Speaker 1 (01:26:55):
DK and DK catch us Live. We judge at five
Pacific seventh century, seventh cent.

Speaker 2 (01:27:00):
At b K and d K dot com, replay podcasts, blogs,
and more.

Speaker 4 (01:27:06):
And I'm not I'm not gonna say it again.

Speaker 1 (01:27:08):
Ba bae, bae, don't come back. Bah stop bad on
the street.

Speaker 4 (01:27:18):
Good bath, good bath,

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