Full Show: The 20K Sports Bet, Silent Rage and PK’s Pouch Problem.

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It's a d K and DK youraverage everyday cup of flighting makeup on YouTube.
Welcome to our dysfunctional lot. Therewe go. What am I almost
all the time cleaning up a studio? Now, y'all knowing DK, denise

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everybody our jo' sorry, you've gota bunch of stuff. We're going to
talk about crazy warning about what's notto do that JA saying I'm gonna say
what situation now, Beka, yougot to put yourself like, I know
we're off last week. My apologies. Yeah it was totally might which you
said it. Yeah, but Idon't want to you know, I mean,

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you were working. One of ushas to work, so you know,
the should after work, but theone who currently is stay late.
But anyway, it's fine, we'reback, we're here, we're with everybody.
Great spirits, that's what he saidto go and the show it?
What did the show go? Downhilltalked about category five? Oh oh category

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five bops gets it down. Icalled him for Father's Day. I was
like, oh, no, didhe's here the show? Is he gonna
yell at me? Is this goingto be an awkward situation? He didn't
bring it up. It was agreat situation, an amazing two and a
half minute phone call from Father's Day. Halt, you know. And he
even said he was like because Ididn't call him until, like I pushed
out the entire day. I wasjust like, oh, I don't know,

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I got to call him, butwhat if you heard the show?
I was a loose talk and finallycalled him around seven pm, and he
said, yeah, quote, Iknew you'd call me when Denise got off
work. Yeah, yeah, whatit was you and your relationship. And
he came back home and yelled atme to call, which which is was

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correct. I was trying to getthe applause, but you got the yelling
guy. So there's a little updateon that funny story. I didn't work
on Fathers Day, so he justwas late when I called my family as
I typically do Sundays. Anyway,we don't need to say that you didn't
do what what happened? I didn'teven work on Father'sday. It was a
Sunday. Oh yeah, yeah.I was gonna tell him then, Oh

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well, you know, just takethe win, the w W in my
parket, what is it? Don'tbreak your blessings? That God said that?
Who said it was that a Dinaphrase, a Kareem phrase, I
think it was. Who says,uh don't uh yeah, don't. It's
not break your blessings. Don't ruinyour blessings. Oh yeah, I'll come

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back up. Guys. I knowit well, I know you guys know,
just throw it in the chat.By the way, hello, thank
you for joining us. Sorry againabout last week next week because it's the
fourth holiday and uh, next week'sgoing to be kind of tough. So
I'm thinking, like I still wantto drop something, but just for p
k DK plus people. Okay,so and then I don't really want to
talk about next week. We'll talkabout it on the plus episode. So

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if you have that subscription subscription,thank you for still still supporting us.
It does help with with a lot. Yeah, so I really appreciate you.
And we'll give you some content comingup, maybe maybe a few,
a couple of things, because Ithink I might have time to actually like
breathe for you know, a few. Yeah. That's how to go Monday
with a flat like a pancake.I sound like, get off whatever I

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get on. No, this iswhat this is her when I try to
be sexy. You're laughing a littletoo hard on that. Oh my god,
I got people dropping their cities.But I want to give some special
love to like all of the newor new listeners. I had two people

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today at the office and they're like, today, still you have to go?
And I was like, what yourpodcast is tonight? I was like,
I can't believe you guys are tellingme, but like they are,
like truly looking forward to it.So I think I'm making a little bit
of whoa I got I got one? I man, you did I know.

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I actually think that, you know, if she were to be swooped
up by another man, it's notthe Gmail, it's somebody else. And
I'm curious to see if you couldguess who I got my eye up.
Oh I know that's coming up.All you knew. Really, I'm pretty
sure it's all about it. I'mthe one that I called bro. Nothing

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by accident. Don't say nothing likethat happened. Don't remind me. I
want to get to that before theend of the show. But so wait,
So the people at work were saying, yeah, yeah, well they're
like they got bad taste, likeyou gotta you gotta go, don't you
have your show coming up tonight?And I was like, you guys are
thank you? Yeah, literally kickingme out like we got the event because
I had another event tonight, Likewe got it, get out, go,
go go. So shout out toeverybody who you know at least thirty

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three minutes late, but thank youstill for joining us on this fabulous Yeah.
I was wondering, like do wego seven thirty? I don't know.
Then a thunderstorm came out of nowhereand the streets got flooded. Took
a while to get you. I'mlike, a just go eight, We'll
go eight. So all right,you want to do a roll call?
Absolutely? Why do we do aroll call? Cause people must be heard.

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We got I see Dina here wego already up in this show about
Dina once again. I just gotto say thank you for that crazy donation.
Yes, but by the way,I was on the phone for like
hours trying to get the web situation. Okay, the domain isn't that correct,
it's still up and we're still andit's so like this year our website

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brought to you by Dina. Dina. Another shout out real quick going out
to Anita. Don't block your blessing. Don't block your I'm gonna I gotta
yeah, we gotta write that downright it and put it up in the
studio. But Dina again checking infrom Buford. Officially we got Andrew and
Leslie and Lawrenceville brought up fam Jacquelinein Sugarland, Texas. I see my

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dude, Ace, what's up asforest right around the corner with yeah,
O f right Oak four. Ijust remember when we met Anita at at
the wine bar Ace, Oh,yeah, day y'all. I don't know,
having an off day, but yes, I do recall him beating some

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guy stand offish or was he justshy or like I feel, did he
think we were trying to pick herup? I don't. I don't think
that. He just was like,who are these clowns? I wasn't interested
in Yeah? You and Dryan?No? Yeah, who doesn't like especially
I don't know. Maybe he wasjust I still like the guy. Oh

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my god, I forgot de Ryanleft me like a three minute voicemail and
I hadn't heard it because I'm prettysure it's a pocket dial. But it
was definitely three minutes in length,not exactly either, like three minutes and
some change. So do we playit got jacked up. I mean,
obviously if he was getting to rememberit was pocket dialed a long time ago

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by Ivan. Oh no, Idon't want to hear anything that it was
banging his girl in the back ofthe that it was like a five minutes
call. But now that's the that'sa gamble. You roll in the dice.
If you just play a butt dialwithout listening to it, we might
be in for a trick, folks, baby, So yes, play it,
play it. You know what peoplesaying. Dave's okay, man,

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how you doing okay? Well,in a minute, let's let me get
through these the cities of everyone.Kyle with a donation, which I appreciate
so much. Do me a favorite, guys. Uh, don't donate through
the PayPal tonight. I should havejust started at the beginning of the show.
But thank you, Kyle, Thankyou so much. Man, I
appreciate it. Kyle saying help keepthe p K and DK show independent with

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a love slap donation today let mego ahead. Thanks. Okay, Well
that kind of fell and hold on, Kyle, We're not done yet,
because you, sir, get thesong show. Without your help, we'll
just be two voices alone. Don'tbe cheap because a budget side your donations.

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Keep us list broadcasting all night,all creams and niece's mom go dry,
don't shere's no toes, just aseri, I good bye, don't
lunch. You might just flee.So keep those donations flowing. Keeper with
me, all right, I'm apro, right there, keep flowing.
If we get another donation, we'llcontinue the song. But do me a
favorite. Don't do PayPal tonight,I'm having y'all look at this. You

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know I'm not. I can't evenmake this stuff up. Oh no,
look yeah, yesterday, Okay,I had. I don't keep a lot
of money in the PayPal account becausewhen I was trying to build all of
this, there was a lot ofservices. In every fricking service that you
you know, that you used tobuild a website or whatever, like from

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the QR codes that we do toeverything. Everything is just there's a price,
right, and and especially when you'rebuilding something, you have to try
like five services to narrow it downto the one that works best for you
and the code on the website andjust the stuff that works, if that
makes sense. However, every thingsonline are like impossible to cancel. So

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some of the stuff that I wouldtry, I would spend hours trying to
figure out how how do you juststop? Right? So I started using
the PayPal account, and I don'tkeep a lot of money in there just
because of that, because some ofthose services will still just come out of
nowhere and just be like, oh, two hundred dollars. I'm like,
motherfucker, I haven't used you.I can't cancel you, you know.
So anyway, all that to tellyou that this for the last month,

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there's one service that just kept gettingdenied because there wasn't money in the PayPal
account because I always move it out, okay, So then PayPal let it
go through. Oh so then itjust charged like two hundred bucks. So
I try to call PayPal and belike, yo, that's on you guys.
And I have all the receipts oflike all the times that why would
you let it go through this time? Right? So I want to show

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this to you. So I wason the phone with PayPal just on hold
mind you, And I don't knowif you could see that it's a little
blurry. It is. I'll justread it to you. Five hours,
fifty six minutes waiting on a holdbefore I lost my cool and just hung
up. Oh my god, Like, how was that? How was that

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legal? Don't even have a callin number. But if that's going to
be the case, because there's others, there's other services out there, like
blue host for instance. Right whenI have a problem with blue Host,
I immediately get somebody on the phone. Why is it that they can do
it but other online services can't.That's bs they can. They're just cheap,
and and I'm oh, it's infuriating. It should be illegal. I
was gonna say, I mean becausethis is PayPal, and remember when I

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was going through uh what was itgovernment in Georgia? What was it for
unemployment? And then I mean thatwe talked about on this show. Every
day I call them as soon asthey open and then like five minutes before
like closing time, just disconnected.And I have all those screenshots. Remember
I posted onto Twitter that stuff shouldbe legal. There should be like,

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oh yeah, there should be aa some kind of way that if you're
offering a service, that that thecustomer has to be able to get a
hold of somebody, whether it's viaa live chat which everybody's using AI.
So I don't know if that's gonnawork, but email or whatever it's gonna
be even Apple, it takes liketwenty four hours. But then I get
a reply back, yeah, PayPal, what are mean? Six hours?

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And so what did like you everget a hold of somebody? I ended
up just having to go through theAI thing on the website that the chat
that they have blocked me, itjust stopped because it wasn't answering the questions.
So I just kept dropping the samequestion and it just like froze up.
So I couldn't do that. That'swhen I decided to call six hours
later, I just got fed up. I'm f that. And then what
happened was really today, after beingon hold again for another four hours,

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I just went on there and thenthe charge went through so I could dispute
it. I couldn't dispute it asit was going through, but that's when
I needed to get a hold ofsomebody so I could be like, Yo,
I'm not using the service. Ijust don't know how to cancel it.
You can't cancel it, don't putthe thing through. Yeah. So
anyway, all that to say,we really appreciate your donations. Don't do
PayPal tonight, because that's probably justgonna go to that company because to negative
balance right now, So do theVenmo and then what else do we have?

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Venmo and cash app at p Kand k am I social secure,
No, just kidding. I stillwe got so many people that I want
to say, hey, to stopin the chat. So can we continue
the chat? And why do peoplemust be heard? I got Tom Girnard
checking in. So Tom and Aliciahere in Central Port, Oregon. Where
are the kids? They're away withthe cousins. Oh hell yeah, get

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busy, son, Get busy,Get busy, Tom. How's the coding
going? How's the classes going?Tom? You let us know? Oh
yeah, I got a donation thatcame in real fast from Lea my money
fam cheers from five O nine Kyleand five nine Batti. Back to the

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song with Thatt your cream, thenniece's wine would go dry. Don't choose,

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no choice, just a teary goodbye, like don't let my just fleet.
So keep those donations keeping me.Wow, I don't know that's so
catchy. I got another donation cameyeah, I'll tell you about that next.
But who's this is? From Kevin? I don't want You're not sorry

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to be cheap tonight. Money isa little time, no Kevin whatever anything
you have done so much, neverapologize, thank you so much. And
I don't know how you made itlike look how we made it all cool
with like different, I don't know, am I that well? I don't
know if I want to say that. I mean, okay, all I
never wanted thank you. I appreciateit. Never apologize, and uh,
we appreciate you. We're very verygreatn't even like you know everyone that's joining

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live or listening at a later time. Yeah, you guys are awesome.
The plus subscript. I mean,don't think that. I don't sit here
and I'm like I want to dropsome stuff, but then I'm like it
might not be good, and thenit's you know, right now, I'm
just trying to focus my time onlike finding a job, but there's I
don't know. I'm very very torn. Next week though, because we'll be

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together, we are going to dropsome some pluster, so we'll happen thanks
to you guys, we'll have timekeep it all rolling. Yeah, I
still go through the chat though,Yeah, keep going Okay, theroll call
five and on Kyle speaking of himcoming to you from Kettle Falls, Washington.
Where my five o nine beeps atfive oh nine? That's right?
Where is that on the map?Well, they said Kettle Falls, Washington.
Kettle Falls. Yeah, okay,I'm gonna look that up. Keep

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going, Okay, I see Costcoboy, Oh gosh, oh yeah,
we took so long. I haveto refresh. Did he Costco? Did
you get an item that we allshould check out from? Like, what's
your item of the week? Yeah, well he says two weeks. So
he says he's currently on vacation ofVancouver. So it's okay if it's next
next time, totally fine. Oh. We got Eric may Sa checking in
Frondential Point, Oregon. Lee again, Parson, what up from PDX?

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Don g hanging it out in Dallas, North Carolina? Tonight nice. We
got Ken high All from the beertruck rolling a canby Oregon, Jayjuie's back
and Spokane j W Joshuang slums ofPortland. How we got Annabel just with
three shot glasses shot out at AnnabelKay Halter, Ban Kevin, what's up

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guys? H five nine beer man? Oh, they're all just like checking
in with each other. That's whytown too. From Tom to Eric.
That's great. Three oh five.Yes see in Atlanta Hot Atlanta, atl
we got Rodrigo and Portoville Kelly.I also see auto tech nerd in Portoville.
Cally Howdy from Oak Forest? Whatin my apartment? It is so
hot? Broken Acy? That shouldbe a little So many people are going

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through the worst part of Like Imet a client today. He traveled in
from New York and he was like, like, New York is like this
hot, but it's like you gotto get a change of clothes. It's
like that hot and miserable, andit's also New Years in the back of
your head just by walking down thestreet. You just don't know. Head
on a swivel. In New York. You gotta stay woke. I want
to say, hey, well,what's up to Correne? Also Curtis Truman

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checking in from Forrest Grove, EricMySpace Salt Lake City. Dave is in
Elia's house. Interesting, how's thebaby Dave's house? A cutes little baby?
Oh my god, I love him. They flew with how old is
he now? Two months? Threemonths before? Four months? Girl?
Yo, remind me I I founda video and I know you're gonna give

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me a hard time. Please don'ttell me it's grease video from almost three
years ago. Shut your mouth onthat. I'm working on it. Yeah
for the last three Yes, art, there's no time, can't rush art?
Sure, all right, there isa video found and it really I
was trying not to laugh last nightbecause he's in bed next to me and
she's got to get up in themorning. And I saw this video and

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I'm like, oh my god,I wish I could see this with sound
right, So I saved it tillthe night. But I'm just gonna tell
you that if we end up havinga child, this is the kind of
dad I'd like to be. Okaysit out, that's a teasy on the
way. That is what I liketo hear. Again, Koreina Fiery Branch.
You got boot leg seventy three Milwaukeewith Ie check it on in.
Okay, let's see, I justdate everyone in the grooves. Okay.

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Now at this point I'm catching upto everybody, so apologies as you tack
that I do have an instant voice. Note that literally just came in so
I could be telling us to gof ourselves. I have not previewed it.
I hope you don't talk too badhere. It is instant voice notes.
Of course, you can leave usfor comments real time or at any
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the commercials will be gone. Butsend us your instant voice notes again online
PKDK dot com. Hit the ivanbutton. If you go there on a
mobile phone, you'll see it popup. Cell phone on a cell phone.
No, one says mobile phone.No, here's the comment pk dk
DK. Hi as the person thefamily who loves sports. Yes, have

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you seen who Houston has drafted?Oh? My god? It just do
you agree or disagree? It justhappened. Who the hell did they draft?
Yeah, it just happened right now. I I hey, yeah,
let me applaud that instant Voicemaildes.I let me just be honest. For
the longest time, I would editthem down and it wouldn't be real time
because you just never know, youknow, uh, And I would always

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hope for good instant voice notes.That right there, A plus, sir,
A plus instant voice note brought upa topic, ask a question,
love it you don't know how you'relooking it up? Well, I know
that they're like, do you agreeor don't agree? And I have to
be honest. I have not hadany time all to watch basketball. Oh
yeah, I don't know. No, no, no. Oh so NBA

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draft, the hockey draft that's happeningThursday. Oh my god, Oh shit,
who's the who's the sports fan?Now? Oh my god, Oh
my god, y'all we got tocall up like an actual sports true fan
who says like, yes, whatbecause I don't know. I hate to
be a person that says I don'tknow, but when I don't know,
I did love and enjoy watching lastnight Argentina. Oh yeah, we did

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watch that game. Messy looking lookinga little slow though, I'm gonna be
honest, you know what I mean, a little slow. I could take
him. I would love to provethat. All right. So the question
again, well, I know theone guy that I know that really knows
sports, but I don't know.We'll see, we'll see if he answers
the phone mobile phone, you knowwhat do? I keep saying mobile ancient?

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Oh what the hell your call has? What the hell is going on
there? Oh that's right, threeor five. Yes, the Florida Panthers
won the Stanley Cup for the veryfirst time. I watched that too,
So that was Funday, and thenlast night's game was really good. We
watched another two games on Sunday.Like it's been like sports insane with them.
What the f is up with Canada? Huh, Like aren't they like

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all about well yeah, but they'reabout hockey. They haven't won this is
like ninety something. Okay, that'sCanada. They can't claim hockey anymore.
Out of here. I don't wantto hear Canadians talk about hockey ever again.
Okay, Canadians are on the FloridaPanthers team, as my friend that
you are calling for everybody's Yeah,they're busy for us or they know that

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we're doing the show and they're like, f that been on that show before.
Yeah. No, I was happyfor him because I saw him lose
last year to Vegas. So it'skind of like, that's a good team
if you can make it back andthen win it. Well, yes whatever,
they won like the first what wasit, the first three and then
lost three Yeah, yeah, thatwas kind of wild. I didn't realize

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that they because I always wondered,you know, how does it work?
Do they have like mocks like StanleyCups or were like how because you always
see them drinking out of it andlike petting their balls in there. And
I was way too interested in knowingway too much about like the Stanley Cup,
because like I dated every single playeron the Portland Yeah, we know.

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Interesting that I would ask questions aboutthe game. You wouldn't know general
rules. She had no idea,you had to look them up. He
gets actually too busy from the boys. What's icing? And I was like
icing out who dated the team orsome people prior the game. But I'm

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saying that it was very interesting withthe Stanley Cup because like every like player,
they could pick it up to Ithink fifty or fifty five people like
on the team or the staff,and then they each get a day with
their trophy and do whatever they want. That's pretty cool. That's really cool.
I'm amazed that this thing hasn't gottenlost or rob stolen or something that
definitely has been nice before. AsI told you, in the nineteenth century,

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some team threw it in a canaland go retrieve it. That's all
I know, I guess like it'dbe kind of hard to steal or because
it's pretty big. But also I'mlike, what happens when they run out
of room? Like you know,well, they told you that they replace
like they replace names. I'm like, that's kind of jacked up. But
you don't like Grandpa another layer,Grandpa that wanted back in the day.
You're right of it. Well,I think that there's like a NHL like,

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uh, you know, history whateverit's called, all like the Greeks
and whatnot. Yeah, that's that'shistory. That's that thing. Yeah,
oh thank you three or five ysc I think twelve Canadians are on the
Florida Panthers. O thees got drafted. Can somebody just drop it in the
chat? Now? Now you've gotme curious? The A plus instant voice
note that I can't. We justfumbled the ball on but who did we

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get I'm kind of curious. Dropit in there when you see we can
have sports. And then going intosomething a little bit different to tomorrow is
a huge night for the USA baby, the US Men's National USA and the
first what a US do it again? No, I'm saying there's two different
USA things. And they're all happeningin Atlanta, so do not go downtown
for any reason. No, ohyeah, but again, like US men's

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national team is taking on Panama aroundfive at the Benz downtown and then you
skirt skirt over to tech Wood akawhat T and T Studios? Almost right?
Is that like the same thing ornow CNN Studios. I'm not sure
exactly. Graphic is gonna be bananastomorrow, so joyd Yeah, We're get
in the middle of it and dropus some men some voice, no,
take some pictures, send them in. I'd love to see it, you

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know. Tag us on social mediak DK, we'll repost it. Find
the park bench, Sleepy Joe's on. Yeah, you know, I would
physically be there if I was inAtlanta. I would love to be in
the madness and the chaos. Butit donates reporting live. Funny, we
don't have a radio show anymore.I'm started reporting live on my Instagram with
six hundred followers. Speaking of Speakingof that, I know everybody's gonna be

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watching. It's gonna be interesting andwe'll do some predictions here in a minute.
But I wanted to let me letme throw up this graphic okay.
On the screen shreads, Oh god, I'm not sure this is okay.
So let me let me set thisup. So Jerry, everybody knows Jerry
and it not in our discord.You need to get in our discord because
I want to start doing something newand I think this could be a lot
of fun. But it's something thatI've been thinking about starting for like a

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long time and just never really didso again, I just think if people
get involved, this could be alot of fun. Right, So,
for the longest time, whenever I'mhanging out with Jerry, he'll leave like
notes on people's cars. And alsowe grade parking space parking jobs, like,
so if somebody is an idiot andthey park like sideways, you know,
we give him an F or aC minus or a B or whatever.

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You know, it's gotten. It'sgotten to the point that I'm grading
my own parking like, oh,like all this up B minus. Let
me let me fix it. AndI'm like, ah, this is an
A. I don't think it's anA plus today it's being up parking.
Did you see any awkward I don'tknow things on the side of the car.
What do you mean would you hitI after you, I didn't hit
anything. The car started going bb b b beep, and then it's

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and then I was like, ooh, that was it. This is why
that I drive. No, Ibacked it and and I thought I did
great, but then I think ittell me is too close. This is
why I drive, but I backedin and I don't if you know anything,
there's nothing to be seen. Sowe grade parking jobs. So this

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is and this all comes together becauseJerry sent me his new note that that
he that he'll leave on cars,and it reads in case you're not watching
the show, but it reads,I'm not sure what's worse, Joe Biden's
presidency or your parking job. Dobetter, do better, which is which
is great, right, But mythought was we need to start in our

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discord. Just like when you seea really bad parking job, take a
picture, throw it in there,and then everybody that sees it. All
I want you to do is justdrop a grade. Just you don't have
to say a lot of stuff,just be like C B whatever, right,
And then we can do like anyou know during the show, is
we can bring it up and seewhat the average grade is that everybody gave
that person, and it doesn't haveto be like f min. Yes it

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could be. I don't think there'sthis thing is f minus there's minus there,
then that would just be like crooked, just like when you're supposed to
be parallel and you're the opposite Hamburgerstyle. Yeah whatever, I don't know.
I don't know, but that's whatI'm saying. So if you see
something, first of all, joinour discord. Go to p K d
K dot com. You'll seek themenu bar, and then that's your little
invite. It's free, join ourdiscord. And then when you see something,

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snap a pick dropping in there.And if you see and I'm gonna
start doing the same thing throughout theweek. If you see a picture,
don't say nothing, just hit replyand just put a B, C,
D E R F picture in gradeschool grade so none of this new new
age pass or fail. Yeah,crap like a B and that's it.
Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna keepit true too. When we grew up
back in those days, I wego, I'm gonna find out who the

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hell we drafted? Oh oh,shout out to who was it? Rat?
Okay but Bradley Hall. Okay.Now I'm gonna figure it out on
my own. Well, already toldyou. I you did just I will
no, clearly not hell, whatdo you do you, Jillie? What
are you doing it a bar?Like it's it's weird that we're out,

(27:07):
but yes, I'm at a bar. I you know what. I respect
that. I respect that on thepodcast. Yeah, on the middle of
the week, you guys are ata bar. What are you doing at
the bar? Are you watching someone? We're just getting hammered. No,
but they've opened up this awesome littlebrewery and walking distance from our house,
and they've got lobster rolls and craftbeer, and so we decided to walk
over because it's actually not one hundredand seven degrees tonight. So here we

(27:30):
are. I don't want to keepyou too much. The reason I was
calling you guys is because we hada listener that left us an instant voice
note saying, how do you guysfeel about the new Houston's new draft pick?
You know? And then well,we have no idea who the hell
we drafted. I don't even knowthe neither neither do we like, I
have no idea who this person is. I don't know NBA draft. Oh

(27:53):
it's an NBA. Okay, sothat narrows it down that it's a basketball
draft, Yes, ros it down. So honestly, both josh and I
were like looking at the Twitter withlike the draft picks, and I'm like,
I don't know who this is.I guess he played for Kentucky,
play Kansas, Kentucky, Kentucky,is what I hear. Yeah, neither
of us have any idea who thatactually is. Okay, help us out.

(28:15):
The amazing instant voice note is nowyou've been bumped down from a status
to be now. Yes, Imost of these players I don't know,
Like I only watch college basketball forthe tournament when I bet on it,
so I don't really know. Hey, what's the most amount of money either
of you have won? What's themost amount of money you won betting,

(28:37):
like cumulatively or in one bet?I think I bet I got here,
Jilly it was hold on. Youcan explain hold on, Joshua, Jilly,
Josha Jilly living in currently are joiningjust casually drop it? Oh?
I bet one twenty grand, butI don't think that was right. Hold

(29:00):
on, but it might have beenhold on? How much did you wager?
Well? No, but I think, here's what happened on that one
time. And this was a longtime ago, and I didn't end up
cashing out and I lost all ofit anyway, so this is pretty moot.
But I had I think I hadabout seven thousand dollars in an account
because I had won and built upabout seven grand. And I played a

(29:22):
parlay and that parlay had a bunchof legs in and I think it was
like, like how many legs wasin that parlay or how many legs were
in that parlay? And it soundlike a dipshit. I don't know what
that means, Like how many thingsyou have to get right correct and they
all have to be right. Yeah, So I want to say there's probably

(29:42):
seven or eight, maybe a few, maybe fewer. And they were all
big, heavy favorites, and itcame down to one game. This was
back in twenty thirteen. I rememberI was in Saint Louis when that happens.
I had gone to Saint Louis forthe World Series and the Rams were
playing on Monday Night football when theywere in Saint Louis and they're playing Seattle,
and I took Seattle. That wasthe last leg of the parlay and

(30:04):
Seattle just had to beat the crappyRams. And the Rams had the ball
at the one yard line with asecond to go and they stopped them.
So I won the bet. Yeah, and I won the bet. And
I want to say, we've betseven thousand and I won like thirteen thousand,
so it would have paid out twentythousand. Jesus, and I like

(30:25):
Mattress Mac money. No, notreally, that dude was bet millions of
dollars. I'm not even closing then, I never cashed it out. Why
did we catch it out? Butfirst before it before we moved on to
that, because I'm a degenerate,Because I just I'm a degenerate gambler.
What did you do that night?I want to know, like when it
when it happened, and you knewthat you won like thirteen thousand that night,

(30:45):
you had to have gone just nuts. Well, the thing is,
I wish I could tell you thatI did. But all I could think,
I mean, I was excited.I was sitting at it was after
a World Series game. This gamewas still happening when the World Series game
was happening. They were both inthe same city. The Rams game was
in Saint Louis and the World Seriesgame. Actually, know what's funny?
That World Series game I went towas on a Monday. We had gotten

(31:08):
kicked out of the Wrenfest the SundaySunday before, so I flew out.
Yeah so I so I bought ticketsto that game and flew out the next
morning. Just I mean, Iwas fucked beyond belief, dude, we
had we got kicked out of theRenfest. You and Swee. There's only

(31:30):
two Josh and got kicked out.Yeah, there's no Jilly, Denise the
rest of the crew involved for ourfucking limo talking way, I can't believe.
So that was on a Sunday.That was a Sunday that that happened,
And I believe we got kicked outon a Sunday. I flew out
Monday to go to Game five ofthe World Series, which was here in
Saint Louis, and the Rams playedthat night at home as well. And

(31:55):
and that was the bet. AndI think we ended up having about twenty
thousand on our account. That meand a buddy of mine, we both
were basically mirroring each other's bets,so he would put in the same bed
I put and we each had twentythousand on our accounts. But I blew
all that, like just you know, this was back though, before like
FanDuel, where it was really easyto take your money out. Back then
you're on these like illegal offshore likeshit out of like Guam, you know,

(32:20):
and like so, dude, likeI would get checked sometimes if I
if I took money out of oneof these accounts, I would get a
d it would get a d HLpackage on all those yellow folders and would
arrive at the house. And thisbefore Jilly became a degenerate, before I
fouled her mind, but becoming adegenerate camera So I get these packages.
She's like, what the fuck isthis shit. I'm like, it's look,
it's a check. So I'd openit up and it'd be like a

(32:40):
fifteen hundred dollars check from the Bankof Canada and it came and the shit
came from like Indonesia, and she'slike, is this legal. I'm like,
I don't, Probably fucking not.I don't know, but I mean
we're having a good time. Dude. I hold on, you got to
you gotta pause because I got I'mjust stacking questions up right now. One,
did you try to find, youknow, an authentic Nigerian place to

(33:02):
you know, bet? Did youhave like places that weren't legitimate that maybe
lost some money on or No?No, I never I never had any
thing like that. Like these weresites that were legal in America before they
got shut down. I got it, you know, like Bovada type places.
And then when you would cash outfrom like a Bovada or you know,
like a my Bookie or something,they would send you a check and

(33:25):
the check was always from like thebank, Like I'm like, what is
the Bank of Canada? And thenI would go deposit it and they would
look at me like I was likewhat, They're like, what the fuck
is this? I'm like just depositive. I don't know. I signed it
away and here you go. Don'tworry about it. Yeah, what I
estimated. And this is so sad, but I've estimated because someone asked me
this on a radio show the otherday and they found out how degenerate I

(33:46):
am. And really I didn't getbad, bad until we moved to Tennessee,
where it was legal like the fanduel, and shit was like oh
above board. So I would justthrow money and in the middle of the
night, dude, I've bet onlike Ukrainian table tennis and like tractor pools
and ship like that, you knowand and and you know what sucks is

(34:07):
now now I try to avoid talkingon your podcast because you're people that watch
think I'm the biggest piece of shipon the fan. Don't oh what they
do? And I see their comments. I see their comments like this guy
is a fucking loser. No.Now, not only am I drunk,
but I'm a degenerate gamba. Butit's true, it's true, but it
is one of my favorite people.So don't don't you know, No,

(34:29):
I'm not talking about you. Don'tabout asholes that listen to you know.
Well, speaking of the assholes,I listened to the podcast. They go,
they have questions. One of themis what's your biggest loss? Is
that the one you're saying, No, what's the cork count up to?
Oh that, what's your cork countup to? Oh? Of course I
listen. I haven't kept count becauseI never got a big enough bowld but

(34:51):
now so so basically so they're stillin that giant mug. But now I
just line them up in the cabinetso I couldn't tell it, but I
mean probably in the sixties, respectbuddy. So yeah, but there's enough
looks, I got to keep count. If I were at home, I
count them. But I'm obviously atthis. Uh this nice bar, which

(35:13):
next time you guys come to town, we can come here. This wasn't
here when you came here. Yeah, it's very close to my house,
you know. But well, Idon't want to keep you. But I
don't want to keep your's ordering likea lobster roll or some shit fancy fancy.
Yeah, yeah, I keep keepgoing. What are we gonna say?
No, you're good? What doyou got? Okay? All right?

(35:34):
Another question this I can answer thisfor you. Jacquelin would like to
know if you got text on thewinnings, which is no, Well,
I don't know how does that work? Like when the I R S comes
around, like can you do youhave to like tell them why why you
deposited checks from the Bank of Canadaif they're small enough, no, And
if you don't win enough no.I mean I guess they would like you
to, but like no, butI can tell you this that my accountant,

(36:00):
I see, he keeps track basicallylike I'll take basically every dollar I've
taken out, I've probably put backin, so like get to the gambling.
So like basically what happens is fortax purposes, They'll come to me
and he'll go, well, howmuch money have you taken out? I'm
like, well, I've probably I'vewithdrawn I don't know, fifteen thousand.
He goes, well, how muchhave you deposited? And I'll go back

(36:22):
and look in and it'll be likeforty thousand, like, but keep in
mind that all the amounts I do, you have to count the number I
also took out and then put backin. But I've never you know,
so I've done I mean, lookfor tax purposes, my guy makes me
be above board, which I guessI appreciate him for. So I've never
actually done anything terrible, I guess. But I've also I've you know,

(36:45):
I've estimated that I've lost over Okay, let me rewind here. So in
my day, I think my firstbet I ever placed on sports betting was
back in two thousand and eleven ortwelve. And this back when I lived
in Carl Landry's house with Joel andBen and and I've got on one of

(37:05):
these weird websites that I've been onLSU to beat Mississippi State by more than
six I think it was, andthey did. And my old boss Gavin
was like, I've been one hundredand I won like one hundred and ninety.
So I cash out like one hundredninety and he goes, you know,
you should take that out and neverdo this again. I'm like,
oh, you're full of shit,what do you know? And like twelve
now here, I am like twelveyears later and I've probably lost like well

(37:29):
into six figures doing this shit,and I'm like, Josh, buddy,
there's no doubt. I mean,if you think about the money over,
I mean just doing the math over, you know, twelve years or so,
I mean, yeah, yeah,yeah, I've you know. Now,
Now Jilly wants me to tell youabout the bet that I didn't make.
It would have hit so but Ididn't make it because I was a
pussy in person. I was inVegas. So this was back in twenty

(37:52):
nineteen. This is in like Juneor July June, because we've gone back
to Vegas because I had won abet on the Saint Louis Blues winning in
a playoff series married, and wehad just gotten married. I bet on
the Blues to win a series.They did. We flew back to Vegas
because I had like seventeen hundred buckswas the win or something like that.
So I'm in line. I haveseventeen hundred bucks. I think it was
seventeen hundred my bet thousand, whateverit was, and I'm in line.

(38:15):
It's like midnight. We're about tocatch a flight to come back home.
And I had every intention of goingto bet on Joe Burrow to win the
Heisman for l issue. That wasthe plan. The plan was for Joe
Burrow to win the Heisman, andhe was plus I want to say plus.
I forgot it was plus twenty thousandor whatever it was. All I
know is if I would have putone thousand dollars on it, it would

(38:37):
have paid out over two hundred thousanddollars. Oh no, his dad,
actually his dad, Joe Burrow's dadmade the exact same bet I was going
to make and won and cashed outbecause Joe Burrow went on to win the
Heisman and I didn't make the bet. I said, I never leave Vegas
with a win, So I'm justgoing to leave and whatever. But if
I would have made that bet,it would have won over I think two

(38:59):
hundred and five fifty thousand son.And though, to be fair at the
time, how crazy of a betwas that. I know the odds and
stuff, but like, we're notgood and the odds were not good at
all. But I had watched Joe. They had played against a team called
what for uh, what's that crappyFlorida team that hung a banner when they

(39:21):
the end of day were not FloridaAtlantic Central Florida, so Central Florida.
They unless you had played them ina bowl game. And and Joe looked
really good in that game. AndI'm like, you know what, I
have this hunch. I don't knowwhy I have this hunch. Maybe I'm
a homer. I don't know,because I like L s U. But
let's go with Joe Burrow to win. Yeah, but this before the season,

(39:43):
so he had only played really onegood game and it was against and
he got his ass knocked on theground, he got backed up, talked,
some ship, got back up inLSU one. I'm like, I
like this guy. And then nobodyknew he was going to become Joe Burrow
that you know, won the hindPlayer. Ever, that's how I knew
this, So I was like,maybe not. Then. What's funny is,
though, a couple of weeks intothe season, uh, week two,

(40:05):
I think it was week two ofthe season, we went to Austin
because LSU played Texas and LSU andJoe plays his balls off l s U
wins and he throws for like fivehundred yards or whatever it was. His
odds went to like from like astronomicalodds to like basically he was the favorite
to win the Heisman. I'm like, ah fuck, And then he did
and he was just dominant the wholetime after that. Well, yeah,
I'm not even even at that point. You can't put the bet down because

(40:28):
at that point is gone. Youknow, there's no value at that point.
And so look, I've done somedumb ship in my day, boys
and girls and everybody else. Andlook, look I'm a cautionary tale.
But look I don't know what totell you. I don't do everything right.
You know, as my dad says, don't do as I do,
do as I say. And whatI would say is, you don't want
to become a drunk, and youdon't want to become a degenerate gambler.

(40:52):
But you know that's true, sodo it. Actually, I think you're
right. Maybe that's that's more funthat way. Two real quick questions were
up because again I feel bad becauseI'm like a special guest. It's like
another person with Josh Ennis loser,gambler and drunk who's at a bar right
now? Josh, we have aquestion from Sarah. Joe wants to know
why are you a fuck up?This actually comes in from Tom and I

(41:15):
don't know the reference on this,so I hope Tom isn't setting me up
because PK is such a great friend. Go on, Uh, can you
ask Joss if he still talks toBattle? Oh? Battle? Yeah?
Battle is the guy I used towork with in Nashville, and I do
like yeah. Jilly's like what isthis? So some guy I guess that's
in their chat was like, doyou still talk to Battle? Yeah?

(41:36):
Battle works? Well Battle is kindof like cockroaches, And I mean this
in a good way. So basicallywhat it comes down to is I think
Battle will always have the job atthat station because the guy they had just
hired to replace me, they justfired him after like a handful of months
of eight months on the job.Oh gosh, so Battle's just hanging out
collecting a check and making all themoney. So good for Battle. That's

(41:57):
Battle. Of course, Jelly worksthere too. Oh yeah, okay,
well move on for this conversation.And Okay, I know I know the
answer to this one, but Ilove hearing it from you, just because
you know you're you're you know,fifty percent of the reason we got kicked
out. But Kreen was asking whatthe heck did you guys do to get
kicked out? Or Renfest? Whatthe fuck didn't we do to get kicked

(42:20):
out of the ren Fest? Themost notably the most notably The big was
so so that day you were dressedas a turkey and you have like a
club you were carrying for some reason. And I was in like a spandex
suit with a pair of like Supermanrite he's on over there, No one
Superman. It was just like arandom Spandex suit that I bought. I
was like the fucking green Man fromAlways Sunny, and I so you and

(42:45):
I would we were, you know, well, first of all, we
got there, fucking Joel. Mayhe rest in peace. Joel was like
throwing up out of a limo andlike Denise is gonna ride a camel,
but she's crying. She is abig kiki and she wouldn't ride the camel
and we're like throwing axes and ship. It's like a while. We were
frash too, because we talked beyondbelieve because we took I think that might

(43:07):
have been one of the first limosthat I was in or taken to an
event or something because we didn't haveto drive. We're like epic. It
was over like Halloween. Like itwas like Halloween and were we all dressed
up all different? We just know, f given period. Where do you
think things went wrong for us?When we when we got in the limo
in Houston is when things were great. Document well baby, it's a good

(43:34):
thing, and no document I got. Yeah, so bro, So here's
what happened. So we go wesee some stage and there's like a bell
on it, like this giant bell. So you and I go up there.
We're like we just start ringing thismotherfucker and this woman, this maid
in this winch, she's all dressedin the gear and everything. She comes
up and she's like, bal shallnot ring the bell and we're like fuck
you. And then so then westart running and this cop crabs us and

(43:59):
it starts us. Yeah, wellat the entire festival in the back of
the gosh, Josh grabs both ofthem and I'm trying to protect it,
like you're you're fine. They haveto go, and I was like,
why is someone got to take careof these guys? And I like,
I follow you too, but yeah, okay, so we're talking shit to
the copt the entire way because we'relike, oh, you're digging yourself to

(44:19):
our limo where there's more dreams.And it was such a far walk in
my head it lasted an hour.But but how did you get in a
Twitter battle? And was it theactual King from because we haven't even talked
about the Renfest, Yeah, documentaryRenfest. I think it was the King.
I think the guy that I wasfighting with was the guy who's considered
the mascot, the guy that waslike hosting that podcast on that show.

(44:42):
Yeah. So, do you rememberwhen we were at CBS, they would
bring people up from the Renaissance Festival. They'd be in costume and ship yeah
for you guys, Yeah they did. Yeah, so I think that was
the mascot. And one day Iwalked into the bathroom and the mascot was
taking a leak at the urinal andthere was a little person that was holding
his cape and he was in likefull like you know, little person uniform

(45:05):
for the Renaissance Festival, and Ithink I talked about it on the air,
and then the mascot starts talking shitto me from the Texas Renaissance Festival's
account, and then I guess that'show it went down, and then I
start talking shit back, and thenhe blocked me. And I had totally
forgotten that I'd been blocked by theTexas Renaissance Festival until like a couple of
days ago. We're watching the showand I'm like, oh, the Renfest,

(45:28):
let me look them up. AndI'm like, holy shit, I'm
still blocked by these sons of bitch. It's been it's literally been eleven years.
That was eleven years ago that Ihad gotten blocked. Dude. Maybe
the biggest yelling that I've had inespecially my Houston days, was after we
got kicked out of Renfest because itwas a client to the radio station.
So I went back to work onMonday, and Mark was like, all

(45:51):
up my ass. What do youguys? What you do they call?
That's a whole fucking thing true itsee. I think like everybody in that
limo except maybe myself, was employedby this. When we got back to
the limo, Joel was already backthere just throwing up yeah good. And

(46:12):
I think that who else was there? I think that job was there and
all our people it was Yeah,dude, I remember, you know was
there. You know you're at agood level of drunk when you don't remember
the ride back at all. It'slike a time machine. Yeah, you
know. You like, oh mygod, if you're that limo driver,
what do you have from us?What do you think of the documentary?

(46:36):
I thought the show was fascinating.The last episode was great, though,
like we aspire and the dude andhe's like like, why are you firing
me? He's like, listen,Jeffery fucking pissed me off. He pissed
me off. Yeah, share whatyou're talking about? What is it called
ren Renfair? I think yeah,yeah, HBO. I think it was
on and it's only three episodes andit's probably like Tiger King esque, I

(46:58):
would say, but I don't thinkthat's fair. Yeah, I think's better
guy George. No, he's gotI mean, did he ever find any
woman at the Olive guard and Ihad real book? Yeah, the dude
is like god eighty something. He'slike meeting twenty four year olds that are
flying in and then he you know, he would just take some to the
to the olive Guarden. Did youimagine? What does that say? You

(47:22):
know what I was talking to Deniseabout this. Who's creepier in that circumstance?
Is it the eighty six year oldtrying to get with a twenty four
year old that flew in from theBay Area? Or how about you're twenty
four and you fly from San Franciscoto try to, you know, get
jump on our eighty seven year oldman's penis empty to get some of that.
Like, wh who's creepier on thatequation? Neither. I'm down with

(47:44):
both of them. They both wantsomething, so it's a transaction. I
don't I don't think dude. YouMy favorite though, is like in that
last episode when he's talking to theone girl and he's like, so are
your are your breast fake? Andshe's like yeah, and he goes,
We're done. Here the miskicks are. He's like, we're done here.
So those who yeah, apparently thisis like one of the top like documentaries

(48:06):
or I don't know was it calledin eighty seven? He had got time
to waste bro I respect that moveeighty seven, got to get right down
to it. Liked it so muchbecause we lived that life. We've been
there two or three times. SoI'm like somebody up in like des Moin
I was probably like I don't givea shit, but we're like, we
got kicked out of that place.We know that life, fucking We're yeah,
we're probably still banned from it.That'd be the one place that they

(48:29):
still would remember something. All ofus have so many stories, including me,
So was it a Cama or Lama? You were on the like Llama
and halfway through you started crying.I didn't get like it. You were
so because we were so drunk.So then they stopped the riding. They
told me the ride well, theystopped the Lamas and then we had to
walk through the pin first. They'relike, excuse me, ma'am. You
Jilly knows this because she was withme. You cannot take that beer on

(48:51):
the Lama yet, you can't writealama with the beer, like, oh
fair enough, Sure you can't rityou can't ride a lama. It was
a camel, damn it was.It was, Yeah, you can't write
a lama. You would, youwould, then there's no offense. You'd
kill the fucking lama. Bet girlkills lama to run fast. Put out

(49:15):
the documentary for Yeah, man,good talking to you, dude. I
love having you on so uh yeahyou enjoy Yeah, a great night.
We'll catch up very very soon.Sooner, let's find another festival to get
kicked out of her. Love youguys. Ah, great time you wanna
let's uh you're holding up the wine? Is the time? It is definitely

(49:37):
here we go one Wednesday. Shedon't know nothing about one and sapt that
it makes a field? Are youacting like this the first time you heard
this? I played it two weeksago. I forgot so you just don't
pay attention to me? Oh isthat right? Back to the song?
Oh yeah, no predentials day Jesuswin to play call information. Oh good?

(50:05):
Oh yeah, she don't even rememberthe since she's been to White Good
drunk. That's the quick version,extended version. Maybe I'll release a CD
for Christmas CD that's probably coming back. You know how vinyls are, so
this excess? Are you access?What is it? This is no,

(50:30):
this is a Province Rose wine.This was gifted to me from I'm not
saying exactly. That's what I'm notsaying you. Ax Rose is a premium
Province Rose made with dedication, passionenjoy. The note says soft ripe summer
fruits such as watermelon and strawberries.I know is that this was gifted and

(50:50):
anyone because that are gifted. Iam a fan of I chilled this for
a whole sixty minutes in the freezer. And how long have we been on
this episode? Fifty was late,so maybe fifty okay before we drink and
it's outside of it. I wantto address Kevin's question what happened to the
old jazz song? The old Jazzsong was using music that I got from
a royalty free library at the time, but since YouTube, some I guess

(51:15):
whoever made it claimed it on YouTube. So every time we play that,
they take like whatever small No it'slike fifty percent, but whatever small number
we get through the ads, whichis that's why I turn them off,
because it's not even worth it,but then they get fifty percent on top
of that, like Nickel. Comeon, so I use the AI to
come up with some stuff and AIthe two services they're getting sued. Oh

(51:38):
all the record, people all gottogether, universal, all of them got
together soon the hell out of what'sthat you got to incited? I clearly
do. I am from England.Get exits English? Okay, yes,
but I wanted to say happy wineWednesday. I brought up a little piece

(52:00):
of this one since it is likea gift, it says life is for
sharing. This rose makes every occasionfeel effortless, from intimate moments together to
an elegant gift to celebrate the biggestmoments of our lives. So just cheers
to everybody. Oh, cheers,thank you guys for joining us, Thank
you ladies. Shout out to thereplay Gang Gang Ganang, and cheers to
you love. Cheers. It's beenit's been a hell of a I would

(52:23):
say quarter because that's in my worklinggo what we've been talking about the work.
But honestly, it's been a it'sbeen a wild ride. So cheers
to everybody, Thank you so muchfor joining us with Okay, PK is
just chugging away. What do youIt's Denise's one Tuesday. She don't know

(52:45):
nothing about wine except that it makesa feel good. Oh no, no
credentials day, Jesus wine wensday.This is nice, hollow informations. Oh
yeah, sounds like Justin who hada hell of a week. How about
the fact of everything that went downon that people are going after him?

(53:06):
And I actually feel bad for Justin. First, he only had one drink,
which was confirmed by the bartender saying, no, you just had one.
Well you could just have one drink. It's Justin. He's in the
middle of nowhere, and the copis known for just being a hard ass,
pulling people over even though he didn'tknow who Justin was. Young.
But it's also interesting how like howthe media treated Justin versus how the media

(53:29):
treated who was the Krdashian Daddy?The god arrested Miami following day Travis Scott
got read the following day not fuckingone story about him, or maybe one
or two stories. But Justin,like everybody was going after him, not
really after Travis. They're both goingon tour. Travis got because he was

(53:49):
on a boat and Steve started yellingat people. So that was a more
serious offense than Justin having like onemartini, probably not getting any car right
away. Probably was like what minutesa half? Who knows how long.
I doubt he chugged it. Ifyou only was having one drink, I
doubt he chugged. He didn't justpull a PK. I was like,
I don't know. Here's the thing, like I I have no clue about

(54:12):
what Travis did except for something ona yacht. What Justin did? He
said is going to ruin the worldtour. The beef between Drake and Kendrick,
which I know we tried to talkabout. This is interesting how people
were treating poor Justin. That's allpoor Justin, you say, And then
nobody wants to talk on this podcastabout you know, Tavis? Who Tavish?
The who's Tavis? I don't knowwhat you're Why you go ahead and

(54:36):
give extra work Tony a call becausehe can explain who Tavis is. I
don't know Tony might be working tonightbecause I already I've been texting with him
and I haven't heard so just sayingwho is Tavis? I don't you have
to ask him? Well? Okay, I guess we're doing that next week.
You can't try to call him rightnow, that's no, fine,

(54:58):
No, I don't want to bookhim. I already been him, so,
like, you know, I thinkthat it's an important conversation to have
and at least, but if he'sworking, what damn it, you're ruining
my whole tease, p K,does anybody know what the hell wants?
No? But you know. Butall you need to know is that you
should trust me. They be like, oh, yeah, you're right.
But apparently PK just read the comments. While I try to figure this out,

(55:19):
well, I have an instant voicenote. I want to get too
if I can get my mouse towork. And uh, this just came
in and again your instant voice notesonline a pkadka dot com. Let's listen
to this. Hey, hey,it's only two things I need to know
from you guys. All right,how y'all feel about Texas Texas A and
M's coach going to their arrival Tennesseebeat him in the College World Series.

(55:45):
I did see that. And whatdoes PK think about the hawk to hat
to a girl? What's the otherthing? I don't know if you know
a hawk I don't want to talkto you. Yeah, what's the hawk?
What is that? How do younot know this? I'm telling y'all,
I am very out of everything.I'll give you my honest opinion.

(56:07):
Uh what I mean, I've seenit everywhere. Apparently this chick's got merchy.
Explain to me, well, I'mtrying to see if I can find
it, but you know, likeI'm just putting it in, uh in
the website is going to have justa bunch of people talking about it instead
of is this it? No?Of course not. Let me see if

(56:28):
I can find you? Okay,real quick Going in the comment, she
basically went extra violin, like realviral. I think this this one might
be it. Let me see.It's one move in bit that makes a
man go crazy every time. Thisis, of course a song like it's

(56:49):
so impossible to find like the original, but basically that that clip, but
it just went like, uh likesuper viral everywhere and uh oh thank you
he brought it back to to me. It's basically the new catch me on
side girl. How about that?Whoa what's her name? Hawktua? Oh
the hawk too? Is no?I wanted to know who who you asking
for? Like, who were you? No, No, that's what we're

(57:13):
talking about. Let's let's bring itdown back to you just said and gave
me a hard time for not callingTony because I didn't know who somebody was.
Heavis, Yeah, who are youtalking about? I still want him
to give you a hard time.Okay, so you texted Tony. If
he calls back, then then we'lltalk to Tony. I do have a
few other videos. I told youearlier on the show that I found a
video that is, you know,the kind of dad that i'd like to

(57:35):
be. Sure, let me playthis video. And I did have a
gummy last night. I'm having someproblems sleeping, so you have a gummy,
So gummies just knock me the fout. I know you snore so
loud that I have to have likea sleep machine. But I don't know
if that's why I was laughing reallyhard last night trying not to wake you
up, or if because it trulywas funny. But the thought that I
had listening to this on mute,we're gonna listen to it with sound was

(57:58):
you know, if we ever dohave a child, this is the kind
of father I'd like to be.And what would your reaction be if you
were the wife? Oh, that'strue, that's cutting a piece of cake.
If you're just listening to the show, that is huge. That is
way too big of ah my gosh, it's totally huge. Hey, do

(58:19):
you think Dada so wants some cake? Knock it off, Ellie. You
don't even start with him. No, they said, do you think datasaurus
would like to have a piece ofcake? And the wife is like,
why are you doing this? Don'tdo that, blah blah blah. Right,
excuse me, I heard Yeah,that was a text that came in.
I'll check it in a minute.Don't if you're just listening to the

(58:55):
show, he's completely ruined the cake, the whole cake exactly, thing like
a dinosaur dittosaurus. How great isthat? What would your reaction have been?

(59:16):
You'd be pissed at the tips ruled. I'm pretty sure it'd be just
like that lady, just like that, but then also like whatever, or
I would just would be so overit all, be like, yeah,
enjoy one more video, one morevideo if we had to. I can't
enjoy those memories from Anita. Whata great like just I mean, because

(59:36):
I honestly do think that those arethe memories that are that are gonna stick
out, like in your as yourkids grow up. There's a great line
and Interstellar and I'm gonna slaughter itright now, but like it's something to
the effect that when you have kids, your job is just to be their
ghost, just to create those memoriesbecause one day you're gonna be gone that
they can go back to. Andit's like with all the stress in life,

(59:58):
yeah, you're ruin a cake andthere's a little bit of cleanup whatever,
but those are the moments that aregonna, like really stick out.
And that's what I would like tostrive for if we ever have a child.
Anyway, that was the first video. The second video and by the
way, I'm gonna post these onlineat PKDK dot com if you're listening to
the show give Me Told tomorrow whenI post it, and in the exact
same post underneath there you can actuallysee the videos if you're not watching us

(01:00:19):
live. This is the second video, and I wish we had to Ryan
because this what a great prank.This is how pranks should happen, right.
This is called the traffic Cone Terrier, and a guy grabs a traffic
cone and goes behind people and barksand it is the funny Again. Maybe
I was a little high last night. This is the funniest crap ever watched.

(01:01:01):
Okay, hilarious. Yes, theplayoffs, so we could do that.
That's great. If you ever findsomething, please send it to me
and then we'll feature it on theshow. But that was hysterical. And
then the did you hear back?Or who did you know? I know
somebody texted me sports boy getting messages? Oh yeah, what are the Oh

(01:01:22):
that's that is a nice bar thatthey're at. So that's almost like a
Houston bar. This is the thingI love about Houston, even though they're
not here obviously, is like thingsthat are open to the outdoors, bars
that are That's the one gripe thatI had about Portland's, Like everything is
like it feels like a dungeon.It's not to their fault, it's just
like it's always raining, you know. But like I love like the out

(01:01:42):
like bringing me the great thing,Like I had an outdoors event. Guess
what happened just for that hour?Speaking of And you haven't heard back from
Tony. I'm telling you I thinkhe's working. But I do want to
feature. Is he okay with allthis? I don't know. I guess
yeah, I don't know what it'sfor. No, they look great,
but I don't know what's for.Uh on. So yeah, So Tony

(01:02:07):
sent me some some shots and hewas like, hey, can you color
correct which is kind of like justmake him pop, you know, I
mean, everybody knows what color correctingis, right, But he took his
drone out and did some shots andthere's a couple of things here. It's
like, one, listen, ifyou gotta first, I gotta say,
like, the the skills that thisdweeb has controlling a drone blew me away,

(01:02:30):
and I'm gonna bring him up.Let me, let me put him
up on the screen. If you'relistening to the show, this will be
about an hour in and again youcan see it online at PKDK dot com.
To the point that I had toask him like, were you flying?
This? Is it your video?Like? How? Cause you know
me? I take a I havethree broken drones downstairs. I've given up
the drone life because I can't forthe life of me, like I crashed

(01:02:52):
it, will fucking tree. What'ssecond? Same? Because you've still had
gotten a pilot's license. Yet youcan't. I can't. A whole different
thing. So again, these areall photos, photos or videos. So
these are videos in Portland that Iworked on and uh, oh it's not
give me a second. I thinkthe hard drive is catching up, so
let me see if it so let'sgive it. Oh, here it goes.

(01:03:15):
So yeah, so that's like thenew pedestrian right, So that's arian
and I'm new to me because likethat was built after we moved away.
I'll just fast forward through some ofthese, right, But like I was
just like blown away. So thenI'm actually really annoyed at him. This
shot right here is why I'm actuallyvery highly annoyed at this guy. So
he has a drone and this isa lesson for anybody that has a drone

(01:03:36):
out there that's listening to me orwants to buy a drone. Tony has
a drone, sends me the videosto fix and they're in ten eighty p
and I'm like, please, forthe love of God, telling me it's
not a DGI, which is aboutto get banned. Whole other story,
but please tell me it's not aDGI, because I know for a fact
that they can at least do twopoint five K, which is a bigger

(01:03:57):
video quality. Even if you wantto do ten ADP, if you swing
it down, it's not much superHis drone does four K. Who's like,
well, why would I need fourK for shots like this shot that
he did? Yeah, to takea drone the balls that also, you
know, I'm going off on himand also giving him credit at the same
time because the balls that he hasto put his drone in the middle of
the river and to fly over andunder bridges so far away, and to

(01:04:20):
get this this shot right here inparticular, is so freaking amazing, And
it would have been this isn't thewirepart Oh, I don't. It's like,
as he swoops up, there's somebirds. This shot in four K,
even if you want to look atit at ten ADP would have been
like, f that's like that rightthere with the birds and stuff, like
are you kidding me? Like,what are you doing? If you have

(01:04:41):
the option fucking do it in fourK? Bro Oh. I can't tell
you how annoyed I was at butat the same time, I need a
psychiatrist. At the same time,I was so impressed for how beautiful.
Some of these shots were. ButI'm like, what the f? Pro
what the F I'm I can't figureout if I'm mad or if I'm a
pressed. I'm a little bit ofboth. We got a lot of nerder

(01:05:02):
alerts going on. In one morning. It starts with any day AUSI correne
ye shot like highly legal. AllI'm not saying this is Tony's Tony's shot
right, Like, but but dude, if you're gonna fucking risk your drone
by going that far out, doit in four K. Motherfucker. Anyway.
I had to get that off mychest. I also put that in

(01:05:23):
a text, but I just howwas that received in a text? No?
He was good, Okay, Yeah, yeah, that was just like
amazing shots. You just got todo them in four K anyway. That's
uh. Oh. And the lastthing that I had in my notes because
I don't want to forget about itbecause I kind of teased it on Twitter.
But the last thing, and Idon't know if this is true or
not, And if you guys know, drop us in this voice note,
send me an email. But thelast thing is something you should never do

(01:05:46):
at a gas station, smoke acigarette. Well yeah, but you'd be
surprised. I had to leave agas station because some some gangster looking motherfucker
was doing that, and I wantedto go up to him like a dad
and be like, what are youdoing? Sir? Don't just say this?
But I also like value my life, so I said nothing. I
just put you dollars worth of gasin my car because I had already started.
And then I went to a differentone. And yeah, so another

(01:06:08):
thing. But there's something, andI wonder if anybody knows drop it in
the chat. I'll give you afew minutes. I wonder if anybody knows
it's something that I would not haveeven thought about. Locking your doors,
no valuable. All that stuff iskind of common sense. But there's something
that I've never heard of. AndI saw an article and again I don't

(01:06:29):
know because a lot of people justtrying to get clicks, so maybe this
isn't like a real thing. Useyour cell phone, no, no,
keep going, keep dropping your guesses. I'd be really you know what,
I'll be very impressed if somebody canguess it, because again I've never heard
of anybody. I've never heard ofthis being an issue. And apparently he
can get you like really screwed upif you do it, if you do
something, if you do something,if you do something, what else is

(01:06:54):
on your notes? SI? No, no, no, no, I'm
talking about like this will get youlike serious trouble. Uh cigarette sushi?
And I should probably just say becauseI don't think anybody's gonna guess. I
mean, can you give us aclue? No, That's why I was
so blown away by this, becauseI'm like, is it about turning your
car all the way off? No? Fill up? Was it not using

(01:07:17):
a debit card? Nope? Youknow what, always jiggled the thing to
make sure it's not a fake readeron there? I have learned that.
I also saw a video on theinside off your tank. No, that's
not it. No, pull offyour pants? No, why would you
do that? Umm, I'm drivingthe nozzle. No eating tacob but eating
taco but I love eating. Talkabout a gas station with a I love

(01:07:38):
the smell of gas. The personwho's just trying to get back to town.
Now, see, nobody's gonna getit. I'm just gonna tell you
right now. Why is fruit atthe gas station pump so dangerous? Fruit?
Why is fruit like if you're eatinga banana or an apple, or
you're pumping gas gas station pump sodangerous. The idea is, if you
happen to see an apple or anorange hosted outside of gas pump, more

(01:08:01):
likely than not, there's a drugdealer watching you pump your gas. If
you pick up the fruit, thatsignals that you want to buy drugs.
Huh. I know. Do youthink somebody just made that up to get
clicks or it's not a real thingI have. I don't buy drugs,
so I don't know. I don'tknow what I figured out on the show.

(01:08:24):
If you all see some planets orsomething picking up, see what happens.
Sike Bro told you that. Whatabout the shoes and intersections? I
don't know. Know the shoes areon wires, right, isn't that the
wires? I never bought drugs.It starts with any producery now, I
don't know. I'm just I sawthe article, What where, when?

(01:08:45):
And where is this again? Itwas during my Gummy City. That's why
I do the show prep. Now, that's what I do the show prep,
and your gummies are in your undieserIn my mind, I'm like,
oh shit, this is gonna bea great show. Look at my gummies.
I'm eating my gummies in Mondy Now, Elia gave me some fucking gummy.
We don't need to say who SoI take a small bite and like
it still messes me up. Goodstuff, Bro, good stuff. If

(01:09:08):
you can get some more of thatthumbs up, ask Officer Block from five
Oh Nye Kyle, I love howyou guys remember that DK? Look at
your venmo from Lee Roy Jenkins.Oh, oh, Lee Roight? How
much would we have to pay foryou to livelog picking up apples at a
gas station? Bro? I wantto just start leaving food at the gas
station, going across the street andwatching if people would actually pick it up.

(01:09:30):
Now, I just don't know.I don't think it's common enough for
people to even realize that, SoI don't know if that would work.
What do you see from Lee right? Donation? All right? Nice?
But the do do the song?The song? I said for play the
voicemail? Oh the boy? Yeah, we just got a voicemail. Wait,
I thought I did just play.I just played it, so I

(01:09:51):
think I'm like late, Well,fuck, it's a donation. I'll play
it again. Here we go.Did he have questions for us? Did
we answer only two things I needto know from you guys? Yeah,
I thought about text. How doyou feel? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

(01:10:11):
that's right. We didn't get toit. We didn't get to it.
So play it again, just incase Elia is just recently joining us.
I'm sure the coach said, well, clearly, straight up my last
team and let me finish. Yeah, Texas A and M's coach going to
their arrival beat them in the CollegeWorld Series. What's the other voicemail?

(01:10:31):
I did play the Ryan voicemail.There's a drying voicemail. Yeah, the
one that I'm telling you, butI don't know. Get in. But
what if it's what if it's sexytime? I would Why did I even
send me a butt dial? Idon't know, you guys if that happened.
I did this come in? Thiswill tell me if it's sexy time

(01:10:54):
or not. What if he's cheatingon? Yes, this came in at
four forty five. It's not gonnabe sexually for forty five. What do
you think he's doing getting on?No, we've got to guess it's what
is he doing? Yeah, he'sprobably just not working because it's what is
it? It sounds like Wednesday.By the way, did you were you

(01:11:15):
like, hello Hello? Oh?I guess no, because it wouldn't be
a voicemail. Is he running?No, I don't out me. Is
he doing this like? I'm justfast forwarding it through just forty eight seconds
of two minutes. Hey, let'slet's do a bet. Do you want

(01:11:40):
to bet that I and I'm justguessing because I have not heard this,
but I guarantee you at the endhe's gonna be like hello, Hello,
Hello, click. I'm gonna sayhello at least twice three times in a
hang up or do you think he'lljust see it or just hang up or
not saying maybe? Dose? Isthat? Like? How long do you
like voicemails last for these days?Well, this is a minute and twelve.

(01:12:00):
Yeah, it was like a twominute forty eight Yeah, minute twenty
one ago. He doesn't talk alot. Huh he afraid of because you

(01:12:26):
guys are butt buddies. Hey,he fucked out of her, not me
her. Yeah, all right,are we getting towards We still got fifty
seconds? Who was he listening toa little nag? Forty seconds? Did

(01:12:50):
you ever call him after this?No? I was waiting for the show.
Oh. Elia did comment about thecoach to use a pile of hot
garbage, and I hope he loseseverything forever. That's an earlier response.
I love it. He's the best. Mm hmm yeah. Fourteen seconds?

(01:13:12):
Is he going to go? Hello? Hello? Oh? I thought it
would at least be like a song. No hello, no, nothing,
nothing, see nothing. How doyou? I was gonna say, how
do you still Ryan? Are you? Are you surprised here? Let's try

(01:13:35):
him. There's no way. Bythe way, there's zero chance. But
I was gonna say, I accidentally, yeah, but that my own parents
where we having such Yeah? Wellthat had been great? Can we stage
it weird? No? Whatever?Trying to get some ass not clearly?

(01:13:57):
Do you not answer? He's not. There's no chance this dude like well,
send me a text and forwarded toits automatic voice message system five zero
three five, Oh you do remember? Please record your message. When you
have finished recordings, you may hangup or press one for more options.

(01:14:21):
I know you're there, motherfucker.I know you're seeing this. I just
want you to let you know youbutton dialed the nise and I don't know
if we should play what you saidon there. Give me a callback,
bro, good times. All right? We still have match to anything else
on your notes? Oh god,I had so many things. Did you

(01:14:44):
even read through the kangaroo pout story? No interesting? Is that what you
sent? Do you not see mywhole list? I feel like I'm the
note. I think like this wholelist from me can go on for another
three hours. Oh god? Butokay, so I made a mistake,
a very awful mistake. I thoughtit was cute. Okay, so here

(01:15:05):
here's the thing. I'm gonna runit back. We had a long week.
I was like, let's pik like, let's go get a round of
drinks. Round, turn it intoa night cap of drinks for like,
I know, four people, justthe two of us hanging out, chit
chatting. I kept getting on Instagramlive. So if you follow me on
insta at de colensus and you'll seethese stories that popped up. So many

(01:15:26):
people were so furious because a lotof them are all my friends, and
they're like, what the FPK nexttime we see I'm gonna slap you in
the face for your comments. Idon't even know what you're fielding. I
thought your kangaroo pouch is cute andI'm like, kangaroo pouch. What you're
saying little pouch and tangaro was acute and I'm like, all little kangaroo
pouch. And apparently that was thewrong time talking about my stomach, not

(01:15:49):
not your stomach, a little pounchthat you had below the stomach. Oh
my god, what I don't knowthat role. No, I don't know
what I see. Keeps getting better, y'all? All right? Anyway,
so anyway, that's the kangaroo patchstore. Have you brought that off?
There is a little if you know, you know, and now some of
you know what kangaroo pout stands for. Why ring cameras are such a bad

(01:16:12):
idea? Yeah, are we gonnatalk about how we caught you with Jimmy
John's not really or are we gonnacatch you talk to you whatever running down
the street. Yeah, because youpromised me and our neighbor you take our
trash out, and you do thatwas your fault. Do not BlimE out
on me, not one percent yourfault. I didn't promise you in anything.

(01:16:32):
We were supposed to have like atropical storm last week. The trash
comes on Wednesday morning, right onTuesday night was supposed to hit it like
midnight, So I tell the neighbor. I tell the neighbor Tuesday night at
a round seven pm. I'm like, don't worry about this. I'm gonna
bring the trass out in the morningtomorrow, right before the garbage man comes,
because like, if the storm HiT'sat two am, I don't want
to be picking up three huge trashbins that have been flown down the street.

(01:16:57):
Anyway, fast forward till morning.She's like like, hey, the
garbage guys here, and I'm like, ha haha, you got jokes.
So I roll back over and goto sleep. And then I hear a
peep and I'm like, oh shit, the garbage man's here. So I
put on like my Christmas jammies.Christmas jammies, see what we call them,
the Alesia Kara, the plaid redand black plaid young And then I've
got there. I've got a pinkshirt I do not match. And I

(01:17:20):
run out there and I'm like,oh god, I gotta beat this because
it's not just our trash can,it's also the neighbors trash can and the
other neighbors cras it's three trash cans. I run the fuck out there the
garbage guys down the street. Downthe street, I'm like, oh no,
all like our our bin is full. Yeah, so I only have
one move at that point, onlyone move? What would you do?

(01:17:43):
Only one move available? So inmy flip flops, in my Christmas pants
in Houston, Texas, like alreadyninety five degrees at like eight in the
morning, and my pink shirt,I run over. I grabbed our trashcan
because it was full to the brim, right. I did look in theirs
and I'm like, theirs this halfempty? Okay? Cool? So then
I just wheel that bad boy outand I'm running down the street with the
garbage can, running down cockoling theentire way. I'm like, looko cuckoo,

(01:18:08):
because it's been proven that if youmake that noise. No I don't
know why, but bartenders will lookat you. The noise cannot be ignored.
It won't be ignored. I'd beannoyed. So I'm running down the
street annoyedoogoo. Finally, the guylike looks around, is staring at me,
and I'm still I mean, it'slike all the way down the street
a football field five feet ten feet, uh no, ten yards twenty one

(01:18:30):
hundred yards, Like, what's allthe way down? Oh, that's all
the way down, rack all theway down? Yeah yeah, right,
So I'm going over speed bumps withthis crass game, right, I'm not,
that's all. It's cockooning. I'mnot. I'm not. I'm not.
Who's saying bolt it cockoling? Meantime? Googoo, cuckoo, cuckoo,
And I'm waving and I'm just likethis grass is falling out. It's been

(01:18:50):
proven by who us what that cuckoo? Proven? It works? Bro it
works too, So up cocoling theentire way the fine. Finally the guy's
like, she just starts and theslowly, one by one they just stopped,
and they just start staring at mebecause I'm still running. Man,

(01:19:10):
Teddy's just flapping right in my loosepink shirt. Trash is falling out,
flip flops on Christmas pamp overspeed bumps. Finally he's like, all right,
man, just just bring it here, man, just bring it here.
I'm like, you couldn't have toldme that, Like I don't know,
one hundred yards ago, so Icould just walk casually to you. So
then he empties his trash can soI'm like, now I'm now doing the
walk of shame all the way back. I'm not running out, and I'm

(01:19:33):
walking back and I'm like out ofbreath. I'm sure, Like, how
am I gonna explain to the neighborthat I fucked up the trash because her
so Luckily she was out of townfor like half the week. So what
I did is I just moved hertrash cans to our side, and then
I gave her the empty one andI'm like, we just can't use a
lot of I was gonna call itElia because he was out of town.
I'm like, hey, what's thetrash pickup? But almost like I got

(01:19:55):
to pack the car with trash tomove to Hasband or are you gonna roll
your that does not go in theNo one trash goes out Tuesday night.
Uh huh No more wait until themorning. No, and that's when the
trash Panda's feast. The other thing, speaking of those motherfuckers, sorry for

(01:20:15):
the cursing. It's late in theshow. I'll just be honest now.
The other thing is so, speakingof Elia, his sister is like pretty
like legit when it comes to somehowshe finds like cool things on Amazon,
right, gushets. Yeah, she'sgot the best hacks life hacks. Yeah,
it's great. So we might betrying to save a dollar here or
there. So we've been drying someof our clothes. Plus, like it's

(01:20:35):
bad to put good shirts in thedryer because it ruins them, so we
have them like we put them onthe back of the counts and stuff.
Right. Anyway, when I washanging out with Elia and his sister,
she has this closed portable clothes upthe clothes line that you take with you
when you're going like on vacation orwhatever, and then you can hang up
your wet draws, you know.So I hung that bitch outside whatever,

(01:20:57):
hung it outside dry, like fiveof towels. Feeling proud of myself right
now, keep in mind, Ifeel like we look like a village in
grease. This is this kind ofshit that I was definitely like eight towels
at a time. When we wentto Spain, I was talking shit about
them, like, oh, everybody'sgot out of They don't know what a
dryer is out here in Spain.Stupid people, stupid Spanish people. But

(01:21:17):
get a dryer. It's gonna bequicker. Here I am, and I'm
like, now I feel smart,and I'm like, oh, if you
and RG power, I'm just gonnahang my stuff outside. It's one hundred
degrees it's gonna be drying ten minutes. So anyway, I dry all the
towels outside. Fast forward to thenext day. Towels are dry, right,
fold all the towels up. Itake a big stack of folded up

(01:21:41):
towels, bring them back inside,put them on the counts. Fast forward
a few I'd say, like fivemore hours. She wants to have a
pool day. So I grab twotowels and we go to the pool.
Right. I'm still feeling really goodabout my decision. Now it's very important
that I tell you that I did. Most of the towels were on the
clothes line, yeah, and afew you put it where on the chair,

(01:22:04):
on the chair and on the tableoutside, Yeah, to try.
So we dip in the pool.We're feeling good. Guess what, Denise
wants some wine. So I getout of the pool, I pick up
the towel and I'm drying my body, my entire body. Back here you
do one of those like back andforth, really get all the water.
I hate going into a place thathas ac with wet boxers. It is

(01:22:27):
the worst. It is the absoluteword. So I have the towel wrapped
all the way around me and I'mwashing, I'm drying, drying my face.
I'm like, sh I hold upthe towel. I go to Denise.
I'm like, does this smell likean animal pete on the towel?
And I don't have to get veryclose, like I take like a step.

(01:22:50):
I'm just holding it out. She'slike, oh my god. Yeah.
And I was like, when Ifolded this towel up yesterday, I
did notice it was a big yellowthing in the middle, but I thought
that maybe the washer just washed itand it's still kind of stained. And
I'm like, I don't know whereit came from. I just pulled it
up. Now, some stupid sotof a pit's animal, one of raccoons,

(01:23:11):
peed on the towel that I hadall over my mouth, all over
my hair, your your body's stunk. I was like, yeah, it's
definitely a critter of the night thatcame onto our property, pissed off all
over and you worked it all overyour body. I just can't win yourself
a golden shower from a raccoon groatsvery uncalled for, but I think I

(01:23:46):
did. So we're back to usingdryers in this house. I think that's
the headline from the show. We'reback to using dryers. Was right about
Spain. We got to wrap itup getting out of hand. Good God,

(01:24:08):
I have so many more stories,but yeah, we will no,
no, no, no, welldefinitely, I'm definitely not going to tell
you how Like I've already shared thisbefore about like zoom calls, but I
had to take a zoom call,Like because I took a day off of
work, my ass, you're workingthe entire day. Nobody needs to know
that. Yes, that is anaccurate statement. But then I had a

(01:24:30):
zoom call and I usually am likein my laptop like at work, and
I understand like how that works,and like where I need a format myself.
Well, I took it from thestudio and I was like, it's
mine. I did like a morningworkout and then I still had on like
my workout clothes. I was like, crap, I got this call,
So I like throw my blazer,work blazer, a cute little necklace,
threw my hair up, sat thereand then I jumped on the zoom call

(01:24:55):
and the camera is like and Ipulled one of see the camera there,
I pulled one of those things wherelike you know, people used to do
zoom calls back in COVID days,and they got their underwear on, well
at least they had pants on,but at a crop top bond, and
they saw my whole stomach, mywhole belly, kangaroo pouch was out for
display. And I'm like, shit, once you hop over the camera and
like test that out before going line. I don't know because like I I,

(01:25:18):
I don't zoom, click on zoomand look up the camera. I'm
doing zoom teams and Google meets andI'm like, I don't know any of
it. They all camera the cameralike yeah, like that's that's what I
know. Like, I don't underanyway, tell you on a Mac you
can use your phone's camera, Wellyou can. I facetimed and teams.

(01:25:40):
Did everyone through this? I don'tknow why everyone's different anything about the well
no, well, but I wasso quick to respond to them about like
all of their questions and then Ididn't get an answer back, and they're
like, so you're the one thatwe're gonna work with them like absolutely part
time. I'm at this trip,baby, I'm there. We go.

(01:26:00):
I was like little kangaroo pouch inyour face. Okay, that's not polite.
I am gonna go out. We'regonna do a little bit of match
too, correct. Oh, weare gonna play match too. Out You
sure you want to lose for thepeople? You got lucky out? Wait
for me some of that wine?All right, folks, replay Gang Ganggang.

(01:26:29):
I'm gonna give you two words togive you two words backward association,
one word for one word. Right, so if I tell you sky,
you might want to say blue.That's not the word. By the way,
I'm gonna give you two words.Wait until you have both words,
and then drop your guesses in togetherin the chat. We'll bring her back
in and see if anybody can matchwith Denise. For the replay Ganggangang just

(01:26:50):
lock them up in your head andsee if you can match with her.
The first one being kind and favorite. Those are your two words, kind
and favorite. But take a secondthink about that. Drop your guesses.
I'm gonna go steal her wine.I'm ready to go. Yeah, we

(01:27:25):
go? Oh Tom, this prettystrong U bootleg guess oh Man, I
didn't realize how difficult kind would be. But five oh nine, Kyle,
I can see her saying. Ican see her saying every single one of
the Well, No, I don'tknow dinas kind eyes. I don't think
she'd say that. I can seeher saying see. I don't think she

(01:27:47):
would say herself, though, Tom, I can definitely see her saying hard
first one again. Kind and favoriteare your two words, Jerry. If
you're listening to the show, Iknow you have a uh, you know

(01:28:13):
something coming up on Friday that doesnot that does not dismiss funny Fridays,
plan ahead, plan ahead, butwe wish you well. You won't come
back in Here's don't look don't becheating off cheating asshole? If I was
said cheating, would you say anasshole? No? Why you say that?

(01:28:38):
When do you refer to me asthat? No? I wouldn't.
It's something very sweet for me today, and it almost made me tear up
in the middle of ATB and Idon't usually talk about these things, but
it's got a soft heart. Ihaven't had a butter finger in like years,
right, And then I don't knowwhy, but we went over to
Elias, and I'm like, thisis so random, but I'm just gonna
get one. So I left itand I was on Sunday. Yeah,

(01:29:00):
it's not like I need it oranything, and it's not like I crave
it, and it's like I literallyhaven't had one in years and I don't
know why, but I'm like,oh, anyway, today, without me
knowing, you put a butterfinger inthe I don't know why, but you
so so damn thoughtful and sweet.I appreciate that kind of you. Of
course, Honey, you mean theworld to me. That's a very full
glass of wine over there. Whatthe hell happened? As they're dropping in

(01:29:23):
their words, I said that Iwould guess who. It's not the g
man. If I had to picksomebody that you'd bang. Is the next
door neighbor? Huh? No?It was texting? Oh no, uh
huh? What did you think?Excuse me, mister Nissan, you need

(01:29:44):
to move your car. Oh okay, no, no, no, no,
you don't know what I'm saying.No, the gentleman who politely says
when you drop me off to work, excuse me, mister Nissan, you
need to move your car. Arethere's one person that always is clearing the
area. Wayne stop. Oh yeah, that's more of your style though.

(01:30:09):
Yeah, I did you see thatLuda Chris video. What a guy?
Okay, A whole concert in Ease, Wisconsin played for the people. Yes,
he wants to bring the bail boybootleg. No, beil boy bang.
We Hey, that's some ship bailboy bang. All right, your

(01:30:30):
two words, you're ready? Firstone's kind kind, kind heart? That
are you just You're just gonna gowith kind heart? No, I gotta
think it out. Kindness, kindand it's an it's an actual. Kind
is the word. I don't knowabout a legit word For the second word,
it's one word. Just do thefirst one, nile, kind,
kind heart, kind kind spirit,kind eyes, kind What else do you

(01:30:58):
kind about your thoughts? When you'rekind kind, I'm pulling a Dryan and
doing my like compound words, kindeyes. I don't know why, but
heart bucked me in. I amgoing to give that to you. There
you go. Maybe I shouldn't,but I'm going to because Rodrigo, Jacqueline,

(01:31:28):
oh more than what yeah, andU five or nine Kyle, they
all said heartead Okay, Okay,I don't know if you should get that,
but I'm gonna give that to you. They're still in the game.
You got a mat too. Iwonder how much how many people in the
replay Gang Gang Gang. By theway, if you do match all these
words, or maybe one if you'relistening back to the show, drop us
in this voice note. I'd loveto hear from you. Your second word

(01:31:51):
is favorite favorite? Oh god,oh, you're going to give me in
trouble for favorites? Favorite, fefavorite this p K, he's my favorite
favorite piki? I mean teddy favorite? Oh my god? Why is favorite

(01:32:13):
so hard? Favorites? Come on, think, Denise, think my favorite.
Okay, let's reverse it. Myfavorite is your favorite? My favorite?
My favorite? Favorite? Everyone knowsmy favorite's wine? Pink? Oh
my god, Okay, this istoo hard. Can it get a hint?
Nope? Oh no, bootleg favorites? Two words, come on,
bro favorites. And I also gotto give some credit to Kevin Halterman who

(01:32:38):
did say heart Okay, good kay, heart hearts. I think he might
have been the only one that's hadactually heart everybody else heart favorite? What's
favorite? What would I say fora favorite? Drink? Favorite? There's
just the word to a word isvery difficult. Favorites my favorite, as

(01:33:00):
you say favorite, yours whine whineon the show is favorite. I don't
know what to say favorite for thewind you're playing with four people. Four
people got the first one correct.Good God. If they got me with
that one, they'll give you thesecond one. Lock me in for wine.

(01:33:27):
Two people said favorite child, No, favorite child? Yeah, yeah.
Two people said that music in personGarret, damn it, Oh dammit.

(01:33:53):
I thought I had to damn itDenise songs in there. There you
go. Yeah, favorite kind ofhard, favorite child, favorite kid,
those kind of that was the samething I would have given you. Either
said for favorite that that is ahard one. You know, last week
I came up with the words onthe fly and or two weeks ago,
and it was way too easy.That's why today all I did is like

(01:34:15):
I was just looking at my notesand just picking up random words, not
really thinking about them. But favoriteis a difficult one. Favorite TV why?
Favorite show is probably what I wassaying, favorite show? What is
your favorite show right now? Isthere like one that you're watching? I
just finished watching The Terminal List,which I know it's not that new.

(01:34:38):
It's on Amazon Prime and it tookme a while to get through the first
few episodes because it was so stupid. But then the show actually ended up
being pretty good, you know.But it's just like some of the stuff
is like so badly thought out andit's hard for me. It takes me
out of the story. For instance, they're showing text messages between like the
two main characters on the phone ashe's replying, and first of all,

(01:35:00):
there's no bubbles everything. Yeah,both bubbles are all in caps, and
I'm like, who what two peopleare both writing in caps, and as
she's replying and her replies in caps, that pops up no the bubbles as
like when you're texting your bubbling there'stwo fucking people and it's all in can
swear at me, and that she'sreplying and it's lower hand like letters lowercase,

(01:35:20):
but that she sends and it's allcaps, and I'm like, where's
the quality fucking control in this?And then I will refuse to watch the
New Star Wars one because like theyhave a campfire on the moon because apparently
you can you know, the firedoesn't need oxygen. Uh So I refuse
to watch that. I don't knowwhat else to watch. There was it's
I have a dry spell. Ihave zero nothing to watch, So I

(01:35:42):
I too have not watched anything butthe Texas run best. Yeah pretty good,
I know. So like my groupof coworkers there, we're all talking
about like what we're all watching,and they're like, oh, Bravo,
this is probably with that. LikeI'm like, I don't even know how
to get Bravo. Like I watchedjust all sports and the latest documentary was
like the Renfest and they're like Renfest, Denise, Yeah, freak, blah
blah blah. I'm like, it'snot that I'm a freak, but I

(01:36:03):
think you're right like that. Ihave had like that experience going there.
No, it's a good documentary,yeah, and it's it is and it's
so interesting how business is wrung.So I want to know like creepy George
now, I also want to knowthe business side of him, like years
ago and then sweet Darla was Darlawas married to him, I guess,
and then got fired to George.Right, wasn't that his way? I

(01:36:27):
think maybe I got I think yeah, speaking of you know what, I'd
like to know what Kyle, whatKyle would like to say? So damn
it, Denise. Oh yeah,yeah, that's uh Kyle, I appreciate
your instant voice. Note Outlasser isalso good. Yes, first three seasons
amazing. After that I kind ofdropped off. I'm like, how many
times can these two get like awayfrom each other and like fighting to get

(01:36:50):
back together. They should have endedit up. So maybe it's a good
love story that you want to watch. The first season fucking amazing. Also,
I hope when they end the showthe answer on episode one, who
was outside the window in the verybeginning? Somebody outside the window they have
to circle back and answer that.If you guys are watching at Lander,
let me know you are like atrue like love you atheart because like you

(01:37:12):
like all the crazy stuff, allthe AI stuff, but then also like
the I guess like traveling time likeas it is with Outlander. Ye love
Yeah, I do like the lovestuff. Yeah, not not the what's
what's the porn that you were watchingthe one time downstairs and I'm like,
fuck, is this the porn?Like first of all, you won't watch
dragon shows because they're fantasy, Andwhat did you say? Why why won't

(01:37:34):
you watch? Why won't you watch? Came of Thrones because you don't need
that. You just need an escapefrom your life, So you're not gonna
go dragon ship Kings. Then andthen she's watching medi medieval porn, medievil
porn. What are you talking about? The British porn from back in the
day? What British? The fis it with Phoebe? And I only

(01:37:57):
know Phoebe because she was the characteron Friends, No, the actress,
because she was on Snatch, theTV show, which is actually really good
and not a lot of people knowabout it, really good. Phoebe was
the British born. Somebody helped meout. You guys know all the ladies
Bridgerton? Yeah, oh you won'twant watch that ship? Oh my god?
I watched the first season, knowsOkay, Yeah, everybody knows,

(01:38:24):
yes, apparently apparently. Yes.There's like been like two or three other
season of Bridgerton that I haven't watched. The first season was great. The
second one I got halfway through,like, oh man, it was a
hot guy. But yeah, butnow you're right, the one from uh,
chimmy, what is it? DairyGirls? Dairy Girls is a great
show. No, no, no, but dairy Girls, like the blonde

(01:38:44):
one she is now like the maincharacter of this season. Watch Bridgerton.
She's getting worked in Bridgton, nottingyou got to get everybody in nowadays.
I'm sure she's a great care ormaybe I do not know. Dairy Girl's
amazing show. Amazing show. NowA lot of people know about it,
like one of the top shows.What else? But if you guys a

(01:39:06):
dark matter, I have not seen. Uh, if you've seen it,
do you recommend it? Especially?I'd like to hear from people that actually
watch the TV show Dark because Iread an article that said it compares to
that, and I've heard it's prettygood. But I don't know if I
should renew my Apple for that.Also, how sad is it that we
had to google TV and then Iliahadding to their plan the same day they

(01:39:29):
probably try to log in and feltbad. You gotta give you gotta give
Schantz her to do props. Itwas her fiber. Maddie told me,
I ain't watching no Bridgerton, Yeah, what else? What else am I
watching? I'm trying to think thatguys like you, I was like talking
to me again, like all I'vebeen doing is live sports weird. I

(01:39:51):
know you you have been watching theweirdest no learning to watch TV. I
just you know what I watch islike, uh, tires, you bozo
say it tires? What's tires?Tires? What tires? What do you
mean? Tires? The fucking missileand man, Yulia's coming at me right
now? What does that mean?I don't know what that means? Tires?
Why are you talking about tires?Is that? Is that a show

(01:40:15):
about tires racing? Oh? Fone, that's it. Oh the show
you need to watch. It's notcalled tires. It can't be called what
are you talking? Earlier? Youlisten to your friend very well, it's
the Netflix show. No, it'sa solution to your woes. That's the
show. Or what are we talkingabout? Nope? What are you talking?
Tires? Did? It's a ShaneGillis. It's on Netflix. It's

(01:40:39):
hilarious. It's like twenty minute episodes. There's like eight episodes or something.
What it's called tires? Yeah?They like. The idea is like they
all work at a tire shop.It's kind of like, you know,
I don't know, kind of likethe office, except funnier and totally different.
And they work at a like theyfollow It's like a working tire shop.
When did you find the show?And when were we gonna tell me

(01:41:00):
that you found the show? Ithink I did tell you, but then
you haven't brought it up to me, so then I was like, you're
saying you don't have nothing to watch. I'm like, oh, this is
perfect. You can watch it tonight. You can watch one episode. It's
clarious. Okay, I'll check itout tonight and I'll report back. By
the way, on the phone rightnow, Zilia producer Elia, Well,
we got a chat. We gotI'm just, hey, what do you

(01:41:21):
think about that coach? Huh?How about that coach? It enrages me,
It boils my blood. I hatethose people. Texas is the worst
hope they lose forever and ever andat everything. You think it was a
money move or what do you think? Like, yeah, dude, but
I mean, look, it's notthat It's not that I'm trying to be
quiet because the baby sleep. Butit's not that he left and went to

(01:41:45):
Texas. It's that allegedly he wastaking meetings in the A and M hotel
room during the fucking World series,the college World series, what with texts
like Texas people were there meeting withhim, like he didn't just decide he's
leaving the next day. And thenthe night they lost, he was like,
you know, I gave like thisis the I can't remember the exact

(01:42:09):
qute, but he basically said thatthis is the only job I ever Yeah.
I did see that. Literally thenext day they announced that he was
leaving. So it's like, youdidn't start planning it after the press conference,
like the ship takes time, andthen it kind of came out.
It's allegedly that his coaching staff wereusing like burner phones to contact Aggie players

(01:42:30):
and other people start recruit for Texaswhile they're still coaching at A and M.
And then not only other players,but like Aggie's off the Aggie team
to go to Longhorns next season whilethey're still playing on the team that has
to there's no rules or something againstthem. Well yeah, somebody said that
it was like legit, I legal, Like it's an illegal business practice of

(01:42:50):
some kind. But I don't knowwhere it goes. I just think it's
an asshole move, but that matchesthe school. So not surprised by the
way. Uh maybe the Great justcomment on the night via the chat Bootleg
saying, lol, quote, nothingis gonna change when we have a baby.
Ilia. Yeah, I probably saidthat. Well, I'm I'm just

(01:43:12):
not screaming. I'm been raging rightnow. But you know, it's not
really that I won't feel bad aboutwaking the baby up. It's uh,
the repercussions that will that will comeupon me if I wake up baby up.
How was flying? I was flyingwith baby chilled. He just slept
the whole time. Do you haveany advice for anybody else about to have
a kid or has a kid that, like, what do you wish you
could have done differently? Flying withthe baby by the newborn? Uh?

(01:43:36):
I don't know, went pretty smoothly. Oh, I mean you want to
take all the ship, you know, like you want like so much stuff,
and like I you know, Itry to travel lightt but we pretty
much used everything we took, sonow I can't really complain about it.
But I hated taking all this stuff, and I think I guess my one
piece of advice is just realize thatnow you're gonna have to take shit.

(01:43:56):
If you previously didn't have to takeshit, now's the time that that's just
a choice anymore. I know,just like can we just swallow that?
Just swallow that and pack it away? But everything else was chilled. I
wouldn't I want to do like aproducer elia guide on what to pack for
like newborns and like all that.Everything sounds so boring. Who do you
want to listen to that? Imean me as a packer, Like you
should see my notes every single timeI travel, even if it's just well

(01:44:20):
like two weeks ago, right,I know how much ship for that we
were there for like twelve hours.You know how much ship she packed in
the car that I was like,refused to bring up, but then you
admitted. You you so quiet,dude. We said so much crap in
the car and I'm like, whatis what are you doing? But you
used it all right? Man?Uh yeah, I don't want to get

(01:44:41):
you riled up, but uh I'malready rolled up. I dreamt about it
last night, Oh coach leaving,I was you said, I didn't.
I don't remember what it was,but I do remember. I woke up
and I woke up and I waslike mad, and I was like,
why am I mad? And I'mlike, oh, yeah, I'm mad
because that son of a bitch,like I told you. I was telling
Shantal about it. She was like, that's interesting. That has a zero

(01:45:02):
impact on your life or anybody else's, so who cares? And I was
like, it's not that she justdoesn't understand that, she doesn't get it.
It's yeah, it's something that youknow, that's that's part of you.
Yeah, you know what. I'mjealous of that. It's like to
have a connection to a team becauselike it's part of your life. That's
that's well, yeah, that's aboutI mean all of Aggie life, all

(01:45:24):
of that. Like they're like,when you're Aggie and you want to get
like engaged, you go to atree, like I mean, that's a
lot for different schools and everything.Dude, I know you're on the phone,
but I really wanted to play thenever ending story for so whatever.
Goodbye, talk to you tomorrow,Denise. You always got something to say,

(01:45:45):
But so is Jack und me.Hey, I'm upgrading that instant voice
note that we had earlier from theBee because I took it down to a
B back to an A. Yeah, because that led to that great conversation
with Ilia, and uh, thankyou out there you go. I don't
know why I'm plotting when I canjust hit the button. Let's wrap things

(01:46:06):
up, rap things that you guyshave been wonderful. Yeah, I'm looking
at the time clock and I waslike, I still hope this is one
hour off. It is not know, I'm really looking hard looking forward to
uh hopping personally for the next twodays. I got it like a couple

(01:46:26):
of like really big things that I'mdoing at work, which will be fine,
and then the secrets in the pouchI three times, but to everybody
else, we'll be back with likea couple of things. You know.
Now, I'm gonna have a coupleof Beak plus shows. So if you've

(01:46:48):
got the plus uh and then done, be on the lookout. And I
promise you, Anita, I wantan interview tomorrow. You got this again.
If you are really looking for todoing this, just be your most
positive self. I mean there's gonnabe questions asked to you. Just be
ready for him and that's fine,and just put yourself in like that situation

(01:47:11):
like hey, I'm actually already workinghere and like what questions are you going
to give me that I'm gonna getback. Peky's laughing like crazy. He's
been said, I'm sorry what that'syour advice When she has an interviewed,
your advice is like, they're gonnaask you questions. Be ready for him.
Oh no, shit, all right, that's what you guys. Come
to the show for advice, andwe got you. You got a question.

(01:47:32):
You set that in. We gotyou sending your questions to Denise.
To be honest, yes, thevoice. I want to make that a
segment every week at the end ofthe show. Once she's nice and drunk,
I'm gonna ask her your questions.Get every time. There you go,
girl, They're gonna ask you somequestions. Make sure you answer them.
Okay O, what is Jillie saying? You know what? I try

(01:47:57):
to be my true on his selfas I know you, and I believe
a lot of people that I've beenlike you know, through the years of
this show, through like the lastsix months of like my job, I
truly believe that they also think thatI'm an okay person. Everybody thinks you're
what are you rapping about? Everybodythinks you came up and did kind What

(01:48:19):
are you talking about? I know? So whatever, y'ah. If you
have an interview, you make sureyou go to that interview make sure you
have clothes on. You don't pullat Denise or a to your zoom.
I'm like, and then my dad, I get after all of these years,

(01:48:39):
I'm talking to my parents about it. My Dad's like, oh,
Denise, I heard on Zoom youcan turn yourself into different animals. And
I was like, yes, Dad, that was popular back in twenty twenty.
Whateveryone's zoom. It's twenty twenty fourand I'm still like, why are
we doing this shit? I'm like, I don't get it, But actually
it was very helpful. I justhave never had time to actually learn how

(01:49:00):
to do zoom. Google meets Teamwhatever. You talked too much? He
we go again. Your stories neverstop. They just woman. It's like
a never end loop, round andaround. But I still can't help but
stick around. I don't know why, Denise, you coming up with your

(01:49:27):
tails and never get overlooked. Fromthe lorn into the night. You keep
on talking, but I can't helplisten. I can't stop fucking. Thank
y'all for joining us. Five y'allbeget to get plus dropping. Next week

(01:49:47):
we'll be back at two weeks.Nice lusting yours. Every story tell it's
like a You've got the twists andtur the hides and loves, and never
know where the story yet who knows

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