Full Show: The G-Man (A.K.A. Mr. Steal Your Girl)!!!

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It's DK and dk yea your averageeveryday cup on biting makeup on YouTube.
Welcome to our dysfunctional life. Yes, sir, welcome to the show.
How the hell are y'all pick?Hello? Oh yeah, I see the

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chats of cool effect already. Lovey'all, Love y'all for joining us.
Look at that terrill fireball robo comingup. Dina. Oh, stay awake,
Pena, stay awake, don't leaveme just yet. We gotta talk
to you know what's going on?No, I think it's it's great,
It's awesome. She left an instantvoice note that I can't wait to play

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in just a few minutes. We'vegot to talk about her situation also on
this show. How many of y'allare you ready to once again lose?
That's right, lose with your girlthe oh god, nobody ever wants to
lose. That's not really, it'saspiring people to hang on for a lot
longer. It's gonna happen. Matchto coming up, Tete to hear this

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kid. I'm loving all of thecomments right now. Bree Racer. What
is what are they read? Stoppingit? Read it? Read it?
I'm doing like fifteen things you haveeyeballs in a mounth that works a little
bit. I want you to readthat message, all right? Hold on
which message I got? Dina?I got? Curtis got bred Racer.
Hello, everyone, I survived openheart surgery. So glad to be back

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up on an applause for that morethan applause? Thank god? Still beaten
son? What are you doing?How was that we got to get you
on the show? I wonder,like, can we talk? I don't
want to stress them out though,if that's stressful. I don't want to
like Puss his brand new heart tolike that. You know. Yeah,
So if not tonight, it's we'dget you on when you're ready. We're

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ready. But if you're ready tonight, send me email PKPK and DK dot
com and I will call you.I will call you any other messages that
you say there, I mean,I do have a donation that popped in
already, already before the show willbe done. There we go the neighbors.
How after the last show, whichwas two weeks ago, not last
week two weeks ago, because wemade peace and then y'all started donating.

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I got a little loud for bedrooms. Is her bedroom on the other side
of me. I've not been upstairs, so you tell me, how do
you expect me to know it forbedrooms there? I don't know if you're
the one that I want to seea toy your peace. No, I'm
just downstairs at the bar. YeahI know. Oh yeah, all right.
Donation yes, by the way,we love all your donations. Bong

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bongong dong dong. Yeah, that'sthe size of the wall is what we
will it needs. Okay. Alsowe got to bring back the wheel.
But let's get back to this donation. Go ahead. So speaking of Dina,
Dina wish I could do more thisweek, but surgery cost me a
heap this morning. I have tosay love to the fam, thanks for
being here today. Laughs, neededlove y'all. Hopefully we will deliver on

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that. But you're never know onthis show with the laughs, you never
know. The ending of two weeksago, oh god, too many people
were laughing. Un guess they werelaughing at Ilia's false logic. Sure is
that alias n DKs and everybody else. But we won't go down that road,
right all right, I let mejust go ahead and just uh just

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display this and some voice note.By the way, you can leave us
real time and some voice notes willplam right on the show. Uh,
and you can do that online atpkn DK dot com. I think it
still works. Just go there ona mobile phone. You'll see what it
says. Ivan. No one saysmobile cell phone. Nobody says mobile little
it's just your phone. Let's saysomething really old the other day. Chill,
yeah, always, I can't recallat the moment, but yeah,

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I forgot your So you're you're soyoung over there. I mean I got
some news for you. Forget it. What what you mean news for me?
When guy's age, it's like it'sa it's a good thing. Okay.
So we hit we're like Asian folks. Okay, it's like it just
keeps getting better until you hit awall and you go from like I know,
I can see you know I'm talkingabout guys. You go from like

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one hundred zero. You need alittle work here, what you're talking a
little tired eye, you're a sleepyOkay, we don't do that. After
I compared that to Asian folks,but I was not thinking. Just to
be clear, now, the comparisonI was making is that like they're they're
gorgeous, like our buddy Todd,who's I think sixty five and looks thirty

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and then overnight this happens. I'veknown a lot of I had a lot
of friends like, no matter howold they are, they could be like,
you know, seventy, they stilllook like twenty four or something,
and then they wake up one dayand then you're like, boom mouth,
why don't we go ahead eighty eight? Drop those cities? Where are you
turning in from everybody? You're theone that made it awkward already. No,
I'm beginning to the show saying that, like you're the bags under your

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eyes are getting fuller. Okay,yeah, mine, Yes, Are you
saying that I'm adding weight now orthat I'm tired? Yeah, you're adding
weight under your eyes. All right, We're back to the chart. Everyone,
don't forget coming up, we haveJK joining us. Okay, I
can't wait for JK for those listeningto the show because there's a lot of

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our majority of the audiences podcasting.That's the wine for Wine Wednesday coming up
in a few minutes, and becausewe can't end the show drunk without doing
some wine. So that is onthe way. Tipsy let me get back
back to this instant voice note thatI wanted to play about Dina and here,
don't rush me. No, I'mjust saying I got the people dropping
in their cities. Goude, youhave a scroll, put in the school
bag up and keep it up.All right? Here we go, instant

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voice, No time, why causethe people must be heard. He found
Istina. You know, I don'tselling myself. I'm a surgery today and
I might not be able to makeit, but I want to John No.
Today, I'm there in spirit andI love you guys, and we'll

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hopefully be able to join the nextone. I might even pop into now.
I don't know, but my medicineis kind of making me really tired.
Anyway, Hope you guys have agreat show. We gotta call Dina.
Dina, we gotta call you.Some of your number, Dan,
I'll call you right now. We'rejust calling everybody tonight. If she's on
that I'm not that truth serum.This is the time to get her on.

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It's like, what, I hopeyou're surgery kinds of course it is,
I know, but I think it'stime for Dina to take her medication
and rest as the doctor says,I mean a lot more than you.
I don't think. So that's allwhat Elias said two weeks ago. What
did you say two weeks ago?The doctors don't know nothing. What are

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you talking about? I don't know. You're just making stuff up right now?
Yeah, I think it would befun if she's juiced up on the
you know, it's like me afterI had wisdom teeth. You're screwing me
hard. Of course, it's timeto get you back. I wish I
had the video. You guys shouldlook it up. There's a video of
a girl that was having surgery orsomething and then so they gave her the
metal or maybe she was coming outof surgery, but she was like still

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overly medicated and her she looked overto her boyfriend, didn't recognize him,
and he was like, oh mygod, he's cute. He's cute.
Yeah, wow, what's his name? He's cute, you know, And
then he leaned down and gave hera kiss, and then you could see
her falling in love all over becauseit was like in her mind it was
like the first time they met.Yeah, wow, I thought it was

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just like it was really cool.It's a great video. You watched some
very interesting videos. How old werethey? I don't know, check id's
mid twenties or something. Watching I'mhoping so it's not talk falling in love
all over again. Check just saidthat's what the caption did. Check it
in out me tonight. All right, definitely do got ro call So why
we do that? Okay, wejust set up, but we'll say it

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again because the people must be heard. We guys and checking in into house
Freds. No, we got DianaBuford in bed Rodrigo checking in from Porterville.
We got Leslie and Lawrenceville, Georgiathe bgone so happy belated birthday.
Fireball Carol, Carol, Carol,I missed that week? Yeah, clearly
didn't. We were last week?Oh hell no me Carol, Carol,

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real quick fireball shots all around,Carrol. When we get some more FIREBALLO
yeah, I think we got likea quarter of one of those mini bottles.
I don't know why I keep aquarter, but that's what we got.
I do see. So Brion Racerchecking in from Oregon City. Costco

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boy relaxing in Vancouver, so notcurrently working at Costco? Nice? Nice?
Can we do a segment with Costcoboy, where like every week he
tells us the most ridiculous thing onsomebody has returned, has returned, because
I know I talked about it whenI took the keyboard back after three years,
not the time that I took thebackyard furniture back after a whole year.
I have not been banned. Yeahyeah, but when I was taking
that back, some lady was returninglike food. Yeah, gross three a

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cart full of food right to thereturn aisle, ate half of like everything.
Yeah, it turns them all thefact you get banned, And I
got questions. Cosco boy, wegotta talk. We got Ken Judson,
I five and Oregon headed to CanbyBlind Educator in Fresno. I saw you
can chilling. I think it wasin the backyard. Looking good, my
dude, looking good. We gotMagonzo in the woodlands also Anita Hussity Hussey.

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Check it in Houston, Hot,asked stan Jose. Johnny, Oh
yeah, we are like still atninety degrees here, Hot asked Houston.
My god, I think actually sayingI think the West Coast might be hotter
than us this week. They're underthe heat dome that was over here.
Oh that's really southern. My momwas like, it's gonna be like ninety
I'm like, no way in Portlandalready, that's insane. Okay, we

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got Curtis in Portland's and then again, uh, Avery Perkins from Crane Boy,
Oh what's up son from the atlAre you? Yeah? Really well?
I was just thinking about you theother day. What is U?
I randomly will think about our peopleor like if I see him obviously,
like can I saw him on Facebook? But Crane Boy I was just thinking

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about because he'll just drop from theclouds every like three years and check in.
Yeah. But I'm like, man, I wonder what the the I
think it was the story about thewater that broke Oh god, so yeah
over the weekend in Atlanta again rightwhere we used to live. Water means
broke like all through midtown. Andthen I still follow atl scoopage. By
the way, if you're on Instagram, just follow for entertainment purposes only,

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but literally like in like big oldfloats, like rubber ducky floats, big
big things just tubein down you know, yeah, Eleventh Streat Midtown. But
I think that's why I started thinkingabout Crane Boy. And I'm like I
wonder where he's up now, because, like, you know, his job
moves around, so it was like, you know, he was, wasn't
he next to our apartment when welived there for a while, and then

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he moved like closer down to towardsthe stadium? Right, yeah, are
the Parkers? I not thinking ofthe Mercedes? Ben oh Ben's deah was
wrong with me? Right now?Think of that crane gates. Now,
where are you at now? Whenany shenanigans? Like what's new in the
in the crane world? We gotto catch up, man, we got
to catch up. But I'm gladto uh to hear things are going good.

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Who else do you see? Seeanybody else? Yeah? Just everyone
checking in, also checking in sayingget well soon to Racer as well as
to Dina. Dina cannot talk limitedmovement PK. So as I was saying
doctor's orders, not peakaing. Didnasay what did you have? Did she
say what she did private or something? Yeah? I know, putting people's
business on block. I'm not shecould just say she could just be like,

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oh, I didn't hear that partof the show and just don't answer.
Yeah there, but you know,I'm you know, the older I
get, the more I realized thatthe buffer's kind of gone, and like
I'll ask people things that are inappropriate, not in a I don't think it's
like bad intentions behind my questions.For instance, like when we were doing
uh in Atlanta the Lea's party,Yeah, and I was asking the rich

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guy. You know, I'm like, man, this is a nice house,
but couldn't you have like half amountain? Like would you rather be
living here in this house or havea half a mountain outside? You know,
like questions where I wouldn't necessarily haveasked younger me. But I don't
know what it is. But likethe older I get, the less of
an hour I get. Yeah.Yeah, I was like, that's you
turning into your dad. Your father'sasso, how he was never around you

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know, you're always like, youknow, the same like motions and yeah,
you don't keep that up. Almostsay that you're turning into your mom.
How would you like that? Oh? I mean I wish I could,
yeah, turn into your mom stayhome. Excuseus one second? Oh
oh well, I almost said wehave to hold on, we have to
like get an actual conversation off theirhere. No, that's just you shut

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your mouth right out, jaw andchin. All right, thanks Dina for
clarifying that we do have a coupleof things to run back. So again,
we haven't been on for two weeks. So the last time that we
were on, we spoke about likethe crazy tornado, which like the debris
has been all like picked up,the lines have been like repaired, and
we're all like kind of back tonormal. But I will say, like
anytime something just suddenly like pops upin my head on my om, now

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we're gonna be without power again ora great tie in Oh god, almost
like we're professional now. We havenot talked about the show. We said
we're just gonna wing it because Ijust picked the rock. We didn't have
a lot of time, had toset all this stuff up, so uh
but yet we're still here to wherewe go from that to this that I
have up ready to go lose newnames? Oh Lord revealed yeah Houston's upcoming

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hurricane season. From hell, God, do do I need to I'm gonna
have to have a sounder or something. Oh God, No, these are
awful names though, I mean they'renot off. Oh my god, we're
gonna get hit by hurricane Tony,I could call it Ernesto. We got
Ernesto in Jersey Village. Yeah,I know, yeah, all right,

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Ernesto. And I know Tony willit will kick. Tony's gonna flood the
house, yeah, Tony. Well, but these names don't exactly strike fear.
You know, we need something thatfear. Leslie does it? The
hurricane Leslie sounds cute. Let's goget white girl drunk Leslie. Oh my

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god, I don't know. Thatcould be. That could be awful.
Yeah, yeah, I know,yeah, Like in my head, I
was like, I know one Leslieand I could see yeah, has there
ever been a hurricane? Denise?I don't believe. So your ELL's joining
the chat. I just want tosay, well, what's up? You're
what's going on? Leslie? Donaldsaid, yep, that's right. She's
like, thank you, my girldrunk? Hang on, I want to

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I want to bring something up becauseI don't know if this was white girl
drunk that did it. But y'allknow how our buddy Elia lives, you
know, in the block where theblock is hot, right across from Shady
Acres. If you're in Houston,the exact as well. I'm not giving
him the address, But I'm justputting, you know, perspective on,
Like where can I zoom in onthis picture? I don't think I can

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the touch screen U no, butI wonder if I can. I don't
know if you guys can see itanyway, I could see it. He
said he heard some noise and hedidn't think anything of it, and it
was like an eleven or twelve orI don't know what time it was,
like the afternoon or something. No, like a block is hot thing?
Oh block is hot at night?Yeah? Yeah, I know. Okay,

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Well, so the bars are therelike the middle of the night,
heard some stuff, didn't think anythingof it, went back to bed.
The next day's walking the dog,and I don't know if you guys can
see this, but for the peoplelistening, it looks like, I mean
that whole windshield just smashed in theback is missing all the glass like the
hood. Yeah he's got. Sowe've been debating this week on because my

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initial thing was like, well hesaid he only heard or his mom because
Elia's mom is overwatch helping him,you know, watch the Uh yeah,
so the mom said, only hearda guy screaming. So I'm like,
well, if it was dudes justdrunk. They'd be a fight or something.
If there's a guy screaming, there'susually like a girl that maybe is
like who do in the front ofthe windshield type thing like that. That's

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not even like somebody that's trying tolike grab some things, Like you're just
smashing the side of the windows.Not that I know anything about breaking into
cars, but well they're not breakinginto the car. They just smashed the
hell out of them. Yeah,because that's why. Initially I was just
thought like, well, maybe somedude was hollering at a honey with his
girl at the at the club orwhatever at the bar saw it, and

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then she went out there and justdid But then I don't know, because
you know, Eliot brought up somegood points, and then maybe it was
just a drunk guy like almost saidit was like, look at this audi,
I'm just gonna, like, Idon't know, tap it in.
Some crazy people out in the whythey're raisy people out in the world.

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And I think there was another cartoo, and I think that was what
made the point of it. Probablywasn't like a pissed off girl. And
then today I saw, oh mygod, I should have took a picture
I saw, was it like itmight have been like a Ferrari, Like
it was a nice luxury or topof the line. What's it? Remember
the guy that we lived in Atlantathat had those two matching cars like luxury

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cars sports cars in the parking garageon fourteenth starts with an M or something.
No, I thought it was likea set. No was it?
No, it starts with it.He's not that fancy. Somebody helped me
out. Starts with the sea.See, it's a sports car, I
think, can can you have one? Wanted one? I think I don't
anyway, God, I'm a fancycall for right now. Yeah, a

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fancy car. No, it's nota camera fancy car. But they had
spray painted, and I thought thata girl was pissed at her guy.
But then as I got closer tothe car, I'm like, no,
that's the business's name and that wasthe worst paint job to get obviously.
No, no, no, thisis it's it definitely is a sports car.

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It's a two seater. It's asports car Corvette. Yeah, correct,
Oh my god, that starts withthe city. God, we got
to start doing this in the morning. We could think of the word corvette.
Well, I said, Carrie,I'm not looking at course for years.

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Yeah, god, anywhere. Don'tknow where I was going with that.
All I'm gonna try to find thatcar again so I could take a
picture and share it next week,because I'm like, obviously, this dude
is scamming the system. He's usingthe business so he can have a sports
car. But still the rap thatthey put on it, it's so bad,
but it got my attention. Ijust would never go to that store

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just because of how awful it iswhat he did. Some people like,
that's the style. Not to you, but no, not to me.
You get car names of the hurricaneseason from hell, So I was thinking,
what about uh, you know,like, I don't know, I'm

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just spitballing ideas. Okay, Denise, hurricane Denise, dreadful, Denise dreadful,
Okay, disturbing, Denise, disturbOkay. I actually put it in
the chat GPT. I was veryimpressed with some of the names. Here's
what it actually came up with.I was like, give me some bad
names, things that will strike fearinto the heart of man and woman.

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Uh, Hurricane Hillary, havoc.But I guess if you're looking at this
list. Yeah, they don't havecats phrases. It's just so Hilary would
still be lame. Yeah. Yeah, there a lot of them honestly that
you would like that are just lame. Oh. I think that pepe Tea
is like programmed for you because Isaw these and them like, Denise will

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be like, oh ha fun,and everybody else will be like, these
are stupid. Hurricane heb GB's okay, hurricane storm terror tantrum, terror tantrum,
terror tantrum. Yeah, okay,creepy Crawley, I know you'd like
that one. Eerie eyeball bone chillingbanshee and crackling clown crack. No,
I don't know. I don't knowif g GP didn't want to like GPT

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didn't want to offend people, butit was kind of yeah, but anyway,
there is your list. Uh,and uh, we'll see if this
is in fact the season from Hell, which not be a little update from
where we currently stand. So Ihad sent a message about once a month,
you know, I let the firstrule by, I casually pay and

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then I'm like, oh, bythe way, here are your letters from
the last few weeks. Yeah,to our landlord. Because again, yeah,
snitches don't be stitches. What isit tell? Yeah, No,
I want you to figure this one. That one up. Get stitches,
nitches, get stitches. Don't saynothing, won't be nothing. And square

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bears are always right. No,that's not a phrase. That's my phrase,
clearly because I'm not. I'm asquare. I mean, all she
does is just ask me to openthe letters for she goes this one's important.
Please open. I'm like, okay, done, and we get to
stand another front. That's it.This is like, awesome, I got
some beef with you. What becauseI needed to look through some mail or

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whatever, And like you're a horder. Okay, let's pick up the pull
up your mail. You're a hoarder. That's a good point. Yeah,
let's not get into all those chasespills. Keep it moving. What else
it got going on? No,because like, you open her mail because
she wants you to, you takethe picture, you send it to her.
At that point, why don't youfucking throat? I'm sorry, why
don't you fuck it? I can'thelp myself. Why don't you fucking it

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away? I do? I puton the shredder. No, there's a
stack, there's this shredder is full, and every time, gosh, redd
it. I gotta be proper.And then every time I think about shredding
it like the shredder is like toojam packed, and so I gotta get
out and then all of this stuffgoes over the floor and it makes a

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mess, and you know what,to be honest, I'm really busy.
I'm really busy, But you havetime to open it up and to take
a picture. All you have todo next is put it in the trash
can. Instead, there's like astack, and I need it to find
like a dental insurance that we havesomewhere. So I had to go through
all the mail and I'm like,what the f why do we have?
By the way, we have nowlived here for three years. Has gone

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through the mail three years? Anyway, that's a good point. How's that
toilet going? If you fix thatyet, I'm working on it. He
hasn't came over to help as youask him. No, okay, well
it was no, So what's goingon? We got a couple of things.
I wanted to also ask Fort Bend? Yeah, is that Atlanta it

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sounds familiar? Or is that TexasBend? Oh, no, I don't
know rap. I think it isin Texas bed Oh no, read that.
I was like Fort Bend is doh read it out loud. First

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West Nile virus mosquito samples in FortBend County. Oh in this ben Sugarland
the hell departments there began last Westcase and Harris County was reported in a
mosquito in the seven seven zero onenine zip code last month. Speaking of
which, Ah, crap, WestNile. Here we go, baby,

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we've been getting eaten alive. Themosquitos this year are no joke out here
in the swamp of Houston. What'sno joke is we got a first time
in the chat. We got togive a little shout out. We got
no we we we welcome. Where'snoe? Where do you live? Know
we What part of the country wereyou were? You know in passa?
Keep down? And why because heis your husband? Oh yeah, you

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just wrote me in Were you fishing? You just rope me in? No,
I was just reading it all asyou know, it was being portrayed
and message I'm going to end upwith now, No, I got those
you know, this little risk paper, there's no way. Great reviews on
Amazon, and then they smell likeshit, I got it. C F

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F E E coffee, Yeah,coffee. Oh mosquito m A s m
O m U. I oh mygod, there it is there. Thank
God for that. Ouy didn't seethat? Yeah, you sure did.
I'm stupid. What do you wantto tell you? Our neighbor tried this

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and it didn't work, and Iwanted to ask the chat it didn't work,
and again put it in the chator drop us an innocent voice note
if you're listening to the show ata later time and we'll play it next
Wednesday. But there's a video orthere's something that's gone viral that said TikTok
thing. I guess we drying tocome try it out for us. But
you can light coffee beans on fireand keep the mosquitos away. But she

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couldn't get the coffee beans to light. And then then you bought these idiotic
little wristing things and I'm like,yeah, these mosquitos are gone. You
know the ones here? Risk careof that you got like a colorful wristband
on. I don't think they willyou. They've bit me right next to
the right of it, right.Yeah, it's called almost broke that,

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uh thank you sir from no noise, no wheeze zero three kind of had
to go potty. So I wasthinking, no, we oh, you
do have to go potty. Idid, but it's all right, it's
gone a way now. At thebeginning of the show comes in waves and
I don't know, thank you appreciatethat. Yeah, donation, cheers.
Let's celebrate their third super on alive stream. I didn't know, did

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I I don't know what that is? But all right, what where's the
you know what? I know howto celebrate it? Here we go.
I got you. No matter whatthe weapon is, I want you to

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know that I'm like Clark currently.I'm not that she will win, just
currently not doing so well in thew NBA. I mean, have you
seen what she's had to deal with. Let's it breaks a little bit.
I don't know. I've not beenkeeping up on news, but I have

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seen that, and that's kind ofinfuriating. I don't know, though,
does that happen to other players?I don't know. I'm not educated enough
because I have to talk about itbecause if that happens to other players,
then the refs need to get sometraining. But if that only is happening
to her. Well, that's someship, that is Yeah, that is
yeah. Altho, you can pushme around for twenty two million dollars or

(26:49):
whatever. I don't know. Keepput me under one mill. That'd be
maybe half a mill. At thispoint, let's get where's the falling down?
Hi may be at the bottom.I'm getting close. I know.

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Some days are amazing. Some daysare like, what the hell? We
had an amazing event on Friday.So she works at a hotel. In
case you're moving to the show,we're at a hotel. We're in the
sales department, and our department onedepartment of the quarter. So we were
given three hundred dollars to go outas a team. Oh I got something
to talk about. I know,I got some shit I knew would be

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coming. Oh yeah, I gota title for tonight's show coming your way
after this bootleg story, So notboot leg. All we did is we
went bowling, and you know itwas oh my god. Of course he
was there, part of the salesteam, and there's a lot of stories
that came out from it, butyou know, a lot of it is

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hush hush, except for this one. I won one round bulling, but
only with my because we were splitup in teams, and every other time
I hit everything, I was solike, I remember this in like high
school. You go over two arrowsand you do this and you do like
the pendulum swing, and then youroll the ball and then it would go

(28:14):
right to the gut, right tothe gutter, right to the gutter.
I'm like, what the hell,I'm what am I doing wrong? I
was so frustrated. It was justlike me when we did the axe throwing
and I kind of get it rightlike whenever, because I'm such a perfectionist
that if I don't get something Ilike, I like started like shaking.
I was so mad at myself,Like yeah, I wanted to go to
another lane and practice, and soI was looking up YouTube tips on how

(28:37):
to help me get a strike.So then the next round, after I
cheated, I did get too spare. I got two spares. Yeah,
because and then my coworker told meI got to get a lighter ball,
so I had an eight pound ball, and then I followed the oh god,
no, they're weak, weak,gotta what you're supposed to just laugh,

(29:00):
not just come back at me andjust bury me. With your comments.
Anyway, it was a ton offun, definitely great team building.
And then we continued the party afterwards. What before we get to that.
Yeah, we don't have to getto that. When you won, were
didn't I didn't really win? Yousaid you won one game? No,
I group of four and four andwent to the bathroom. And then I

(29:25):
won one time with the group thatI was in a four, But no,
the other said killed us. Yeah, they one time stopped talking the
one time that you won. Didthey let you win? No? Did
they all like weed or something?It really wasn't me winning because again,
like on the other side, theyall had a higher score than either that's

(29:45):
one against the other three. Yeah, but we were all together as a
team. Oh so I didn't technicallywin. I got the highest score.
I get invited to the after party. Yeah. And then she tells me
this, and I did like withoutyou know, because I say things without
thinking. And I'm like, oh, I shouldn't have said that, but
I don't know what I said,but I said something and I looked up
and like all of I have thewhole house was like staring at me,

(30:07):
like you didn't just say that wassomething about you like winning. I was
like really, like, oh,you're shocked that I actually I actually let
win. I think that I actuallyhad been. Oh no, not only
that. So because like we werein a rush that morning to get out,
and I knew I needed, like, so we're gonna do the after
party, so I needed a swimsuit, I needed a change of clothes,
and I needed all my medications,and so I forgot, you know,

(30:27):
everything except for change of clothes,no swimsuit, whatever. So I was
like, peaka, please keep me, like bring it to work or whatever.
And then so we're on FaceTime becauseI have a million bottles in my
bathroom and PK's like, which oneis it? I can't find it.
And I was like to that one. He's like, oh good, I'll
bring your crazy pills. And I'mlike, you're on FaceTime in the office
with all my coworkers and they're likethey all look at me and they start

(30:48):
laughing, Oh PK. He's sofunny. And I'm like, oh my
god, my crazy pills. Andthen I hung up and I was like
that was embarrassing. And then Iturned around to everyone. It's like,
clearly we all have, you know, our unique strengths. That's the reason
why we work in hospitality. Shegoes, hey, jer you're on FaceTime.
I'm like, oh, I gotyour crazy pill. The hell I

(31:15):
finally killed it. I think thatI killed a battery. Thank god,
Wow god, Ah, all right, and yet why the f like we
should do Maybe that's you know,I'm gonna find a way to turn this
into a game to where next weekI'm gonna ask for people to guess how

(31:37):
many bottles you have in your bathroom. I'm gonna need a week to count
them all, like the closest toget surprized because you got so it's amazing.
And then you were complaining about like, oh, if the sink was
bigger, I'm like, it doesn'tmatter how big the sink is. You'll
find a way to fill it up. Because I also put up I put
up shoves that didn't exist there before. I put up one thing that fucking

(31:59):
spins. Yeah, this one selfhas like ten shelves all filled. Not
only that, but then I havelike the the like the cruise trick or
like the hotel trick, Like whenyou're going for a week, you get
like your little shoe thing that goeson the back of the door and you
put bottles in there. You findways to fill things up. We don't
have their large bathroom. What doyou need all that stuff for bottles?

(32:20):
That's it. Now I have twobecause you use the hell out of my
body wash amount of body wash.I just your new body wash today with
the who used the one with thepump you can't be using has a pump.
You're using the swagger and you're smellinglike good. It's called blue bear
glove. Well it's bear. It'sfor dudes. I don't need you smelling
like a dude. You gotta smelllike a flower. You can peachy flower,

(32:44):
Georgia flower, I can smell.However, wants you not like a
dude? Twenty four? Sure?So here's the thing. So I was
I was going to take her tothe bowling. But you have to understand
earlier that day, she's like,hey, who were in laid? You
made me laid? Can you bringsome items? I was like, whatever
you need, honey, I gotyou, honey, Okay, whatever you

(33:04):
need love, I got you.And then and then imagine my shock when
she's like, hey, uh,you know my pills with somem Like okay,
yeah, I could have guessed thator whatever. And then she goes
bikini or something, Oh, bathingsuit, bathing suit? The fuck you
need that at work for you're goingto work? Well, I'm I'm bringing
you that, so whatever. SoI go to work, right, and
then she needed a ride from workto the bowling Alley, which I don't

(33:28):
know why, but they decided let'shave a company party on the other side
of Houston, which will take fivehours to get there. Yeay, okay,
twenty three and then like there's nobowling alley's closer, and then twelve
minutes to the after party. Thatis the reason why. So on my
way to Katie and uh no,So I pick her up and then she's
like she calls she called some otherdude. No ill, I call like

(33:51):
my boss first, and I waslike, hey, did you leave y,
Like I need to ride, likebecause I felt bad for you having
to drive twenty three minutes and thenanother like thirty five coming back. And
then I already laughed, so Ican turn around, like, no,
it's okay, it's okay. CallGibson. I call him another guy.
I mean, I'm there at thehotel. She's in the car I'm driving

(34:12):
her to the bowling alley. Shecalls another dude for a ride. A
coworker. I'm sorry, thinking,uh huh, okay, a co worker.
Yes, people haven't cheated with ourcoworkers before. That's a new one.
Wow, dealers, shit's what itis to be honest. I actually
think that this guy would be agreat addition on one of the shows because

(34:37):
like you and him get along sowell talking about like the AI and the
chat, GBT and all of thatstuff. That. Yeah. Not only
that, I feel bad for himbecause he is the only male in like
a team of ten women. Sookay, well he's got nine to choose
from the f you're off limits.I'm not being mustard smart every time you
come home. Sniff test, Okay, that is discussed. Sniff testift test.

(35:01):
Remember Georgia Peach here, you smellmy feet. Nobody wants to hang
out with me after my I don'tknow. I don't want to hang out
with you. I got foot wipesin my bag. My feet stings.
So I have so many questions fory'all tonight. So I really hope that
whether it's tonight or whether y'all dropassistant voice notes throughout the week. You
can answer some of these questions.Here's one of them. What the f

(35:24):
what like? Should she throw theseshoes away? I got two pairs,
now, yeah, I should throwthe original. I don't even know if
this is a point counterparts, she'sgotta go. Yeah. She took her
I don't know shoes off and itstunk a room and a half and I
was like, what is that smell? She was like, that's my feet
and I'm like, how I've neversmelled fars is one thing. We expect

(35:46):
that, but shoes. But thenshe gets like a stray of cleaning them.
I'm like, you gotta burn thosebitches, right, but you can't
keep those around, Okay, Dave, I'm pretty sure I need that money
for shoes, not money for DKto take her for drinks. It gives
them, Oh my god, plusDave, she should be paying Dave.

(36:14):
By the way, that brings upanother thing that happened. Not to put
everybody up next. It looks likea potential predator party. I'm not gonna
put anything out there. I've alreadyput too much. I'm kidding around,
just put too much info out forwhat is it? Why did I stop
you then another time. Yeah,I don't know what it is. You
just said, you're definitely good.I can see the lights. Stupid light.

(36:37):
Why did I put a light there? Oh? Be fat getting on
air light? Because look we're onthe radio. Yeah, thanks da donation
on what radio? Speaking of radio, it is time for wine Wednesday.
Let's get it. JK, there'sa fucking sounder. You gotta let it?
Like? Oh is that how radioworks? Are we on a pot?

(37:00):
Oh? JK? Mister Denise's winewindsday. You don't know nothing about
wine. It make her feel good. I'm yelling, gee, hold on.
Just because I don't chug my winea minute it hits the glass doesn't
mean that I don't drink. Thishappened last night. I mean you were

(37:20):
working on some pictures open and shecomes over and drinks my wine. Yeah,
she's like violation and drinks my wine. I'm like, what's a violation
that I'm that. I'm like sippingit. It's been two hours chugging it.
It's been two hours. I'm stillgonna drink it. You can't.
What's okay? Then you should giveme a time limit so I can get
it. Where's my egg? Timehere? We go get me a time

(37:43):
from now one and I'm gonna setthis bitch up. Okay, it goes
off? Did I can have it? You have? I have a problem
if that happened. But yeah,let's do twenty two minutes. I always
needed a reason for the egg time. Alright, so twenty two minutes.
Yeah, on this show, andthere's no way, all right, twenty
two minutes. I think it's magnetictoo. Oh that's not about that timer.
Where did that come from? Itwas for something that Dryan was trying

(38:07):
to Maybe it was taking too longon something. I was like, let's
get a timer. Oh, goodidea. And then dryand leaves all right
back to wine wins yes, JK, all right, well I gotta kill
this. And then we got aboutwe got to hear the sounder. I'll
be quiet, I haven't played it. Oh is Denise's Wine Wednesday. You

(38:30):
don't know nothing about wine except thatit will make her feel good. No
credentials. Denise's Wow Wednesday. Thefollowing information going be point. You don't
even remember the wine taste too?Why I just say big Mama, I

(38:52):
just said mama. Oh but I'mnot okay. For the record, I
am not a big mama or alittle mama or any mama mama. The
only I am too is little Teddy, which Teddy went to the bed today.
We'll talk about that, mate.I'm your mom, Hey my mommy
mama. No, yeah, no, no, daddy. That was required

(39:13):
money sugar Mama. Thank you Ericfrom MySpace, Thank you appreciate it.
You know, it's way better thanwe know each other. So I really,
one day we're not going to bedoing this show. I'm gonna miss
the fact that you guys know it'sbetter than we know ourselves. It's like,
where's Daddy Tasso's That's what that's thedaddy I need. I'm afraid to
talk to him. He's been callingme, which means that he called me

(39:34):
too. He's lighted up. Yeah, that means that he's in town.
Good. He doesn't give any kindof heads up. That's a good thing.
When he comes to visit Daddy Tossos, he calls he's in town.
All right, here we go.This wine I selected because it was on
sale for eight dollars and eighty eightcents. Yeah, baby girl, where
you go? And it kind ofgoes with the p K D K JK

(39:59):
podcast because it's called just kidding wine. Oh yeah, basically, by now
you probably know your friends were justkidding when they said good wine has to
be expensive. Oh my god,this is my wine. Okay, either
a lot of sugar. Either thator they're serious knobs. So go ahead
ruin their day and introduce them toJK. It is vented and bottled in

(40:23):
iron Oaks, Lottie l O dI, California, by a real serious
wine maker at serious wine maker.I really I hope that this is good
wine because I want to support them. I think that somebody that can laugh
about things that have a good time, that's up my alley. Yeah,

(40:44):
what have you? Obviously you've hadsome, are we? Yeah, because
we actually got a bottle for lastwine Wednesdays, and since we didn't do
it, we already opened a bottlefor this Wednesday. So this is Cheer's
number two. It's gotta be honest. Did you just far? Oh my
god, no, I did,dude. Well, you're acting like a

(41:07):
dude. I'm a tree. Likea dude. I don't think your boy
g man is gonna enjoy that you'reripping in this car. He's gonna make
you walk. So today is NationalGlobal Running Day, and I did ask
if anyone wanted to join in thehalf marathon, would you like to join
PKH he said he would. Five. K oh, shit, I'm in.

(41:28):
I'm fucking in, just kidding,JK, I'm out. Anyway,
cheers everybody that's joining us. Here'sto the laughs and the fun. Sorry
for missing last Wednesday. We're backtogether this Wednesday. Next Wednesday. Never
know, Yeah you got. Butyou ask why there's a giant cobweb on

(41:49):
your side of the spiderweb the otherday to go cross this room, I'm
like, at some point it's gonnadrop on me. I have video It's
on our pkn DK facebook page ofthe spider that dropped on to Ryan and
went like, next two was headphones. It was a big mother effort that
one we killed. But apparently ithad babies or something. There's webs in
here. I mean, it alsohas been quite a while since, you
know, even Deryan was in thisroom. So this is what because you

(42:13):
brought up Yeah, sophistication and justhaving a good time and all that stuff,
and it it reminded me of yourfriend that always orders ice for her
wine. Yes, but in aweird way. I feel like she does
like the fancier spots. Yes,there's no one between with her. She
either likes the really fancy stuff,but she still gets ice with the wine,

(42:34):
which is respectable. Yeah that's UncleJerry move. That is a total
Uncle Jerry move. Yeah. Orshe'll go to like shady acres like dive
bars. Yeah, without us.I'm like, I was like, that's
a spot, but she's leaving,uh to go to She's going. Uh,
so she's going to Palm Spring.So she's here. She's here on
what's called like task force. Solike her property was due to open,

(42:57):
so she got hired, but thenthey pushed it back so they're like,
oh, we can task force youto another property as they're opening. And
she's been here since like January.We've all become such like a really close
group of friends. Yeah outside ofwork, like she's good people, Like
I don't know, I'm gonna likereally cry when she leaves, but we're
gonna have like a little going awayparty, which clearly you're not invited to.
Well, it was she invited me, which I wanted to open it

(43:17):
up to y'all, like, becauseyou guys know Houston a lot better than
I mean, yeah, we've beenhere like I feel like ten years now.
But still I'm willing to bet thatyou guys have some better spots in
mind, because when whenever I'm tryingto find dive bars, I draw a
blank besides the like three that wealways go to. Yeah, so I
wanted to ask y'all if you knowall of a really good like you're leaving
Houston, but you got to goto this place because she wants to fucking

(43:39):
go big. Yeah, she's likeher last weekend. She wants to get
it her last night, her lastnight. Yeah, we got to find
like the best dive bars in Houstonto do like a you know what we
gotta do. I don't know ifshe listens to the show or not,
but we gotta do like do itbig like remember, but it can't be
like it's got to be actual likelegit legit parts. We gotta do like

(44:00):
like custom like you're well, wegot to get your all involved and get
you know, wa go out.You might as well just say it.
You just gotta go out, LikeI gotta get like an attendance guest list
and then everyone that's coming or justhave people meet up and if you guys
have any suggestions, get at meagain the EMAILSKNDK dot com or the instant

(44:22):
voice notes that's the way to dothat. Can we talk about Teddy?
Yeah? This mother, Oh mygod, this Teddy, by the way,
is our fourteen year old adopted Ohmight need a minute dog from grandpa.
Dude. I think he's getting worse. She is getting worse. And
here, can you move your bottle? What bottle front of Teddy? Oh

(44:45):
you can't see that, I don'tthink. Oh okay, well no you
can't see that. Okay, anyway, that's Teddy. Yeah, yeah,
that's a Topo Chico bottle right infront of him. Shout out to Topo
Chico. But I had to takehim in because he's like, uh,
every like two months, I'll goto pick him up and then he bites
me or bites Denise right. Well, with her it makes sense because I'm

(45:06):
like giving him treats. I'm like, bite that bitch. But with me,
I'm like whoa. So then ithappened so bad the other day where
like I felt really bad because Igo to pick him up and he bites
me. So I immediately drop himright and then I felt really bad about
dropping him because I like a footup, yeah, because he bit me
pretty quick. But then he triedto jump on me, so you could

(45:27):
tell like he felt really bad.He wanted to apologize, but then I
couldn't pick him up. Like everytime that I'm like, oh, if
he's jumping on I'm gonna grab him. Yeah. Then he tried to bite
me again, so I had toput like a towel around him to like
gently pick him up. So madea vet appointment. Saw can I say
her name? Probably not. Imean we've said it before. Doctor I

(45:50):
always comes to that knowledge all so, but she got us in and she
is really the best vet because Ialso when we got Teddy groomed this like
little eight pound dog. It tooktwo days to groom him and two different
not too different days appointments, twodifferent appointments, like three of his pills,
like calm pills. It was likea whole thing, right, and

(46:13):
they still couldn't like trim his nails. So today and thank god that you
were like, hey, they cantrim his nails. It took like three
people to get in there and tohold him like, so I'm sitting there
like oh, I'm out of thisone. Good luck. And then one
of the guys is like, isshe gonna bite? And I'm like,
there's a pretty good chance. IfI was a vetman, i'd say yes.
Oh you you have to be honest. Yeah, look at him.
Yeah, I mean, I don'tknow if his bite's going to leave a

(46:35):
mark anymore. Like his teeth arekind of soft, na, it still
bites pretty hard. But so Iguess he just pulled a muscle from like,
yeah, that's what he came downto. But this whole time PK
was like, oh, I gottatell you on the show what he diad
like me thinking he's got like,well, that's not the whole thing.
The whole thing is the fact thatI'm taking him inside. He's howling.

(46:57):
The vet comes in right They wantto see him walk. He's walking around.
He drops a number two right thereon the floor, which is actually
a good thing. I'm gonna stoptaking him to go potty before going into
the vet from now one, becausethey can examine the poop right there.
They always ask me about the poop. There you go. I give him
some Mexticra food right before took aship right on her shoes. It soft

(47:17):
serve. No, she even pickedit up and then she held it out
in front of me. Look likeI don't know if that was like payback
in front of your face too,I don't know, but she was like,
oh, it looks really good,and I'm like, oh good cool.
Yeah, so I guess he justpulled the muscle. That was the
whole thing. Yeah, the wholestory. The whole thing was like stressful

(47:40):
because he's barking. He's like,honey, I need backup when I go
in there. You can't take himanywhere, She asked about no doctor,
Yeah, apparently it's been three timessince I haven't been with you. So
yeah, now you're solo taking himin. He's like you always Ceo has
come. Here's solo now. Iwas like, well, I don't know,

(48:02):
okay anyway, then he says theg man, Yeah, I've got
work, flying saucer. I said, dive bar magonzo, come on,
sir, here's the thing, finesaucer. So then we have been so
concerned about Teddy, so like backto all of that. So like he
can't see, he can't go downstairs. He like bites, but he's also

(48:22):
like chewing at his feet, chewingat his paws, and that's what I
told you, Like I think,like the reason why, like he got
sore with the pulled muscles because hisdamn foot is always in his mouth,
and he probably just yanked his ownleg, like you know, self abuse
or something. So that's what happened. I guess, yeah, I get
that. So he said that's whatthe thing was. Okay, so like

(48:43):
and so you're like, okay,so did he obviously has allergies, he
eats his feet all the time,like what we say, And then what
happened? He just said, yougotta you know, sometimes when the nails
are long, he's gonna do thenails thing. But he just he did
the nails thing today and they justtrimmed them. I don't know what to
tell you. Why did you said, if it's bad again, then it's
X ray time. Look today itwas no x rays. It was just

(49:05):
a simple conversation and picking poop offthe floor. And it was two hundred
dollars. So let's wait on theX rays. That's all I'm saying.
Gotta be two hundred dollars. Donationlink is up on the sh see it
right there. Oh my god,right there and low, I don't have
no idea, like did you geta printed receipt forccount? Look at him?
Yeah, I mean is that formore medication? Yeah, well I

(49:27):
got more tras don't so we canget him groomed again. It's this dog
than the pain medication, more crazymes than I do. Uh. And
then it was the nail trimming.Yeah, the appointment and drinks for doctor
Seaman. Oh god, I'm justgetting around. Yeah, he's uh,

(49:49):
he's just a lot like anytime Itake him anywhere, he's just like howling
and yeah, man, it's justlike such a production. And then they're
looking at me like and then Ifeel bad and then you know, like
I'm loud on the show, butI'm not loud in real life. I
don't like to think so unless I'mdriving in these streets. But like there,
I'm trying to like pet him,and she kind of snapped Doctor Seaman
like came at me hard. Yeah, she snapped at me by saying she

(50:14):
was like that doesn't help. I'mlike, I'm just trying to calm him
down. You want to get bit, get bit babe. Oh my god,
oh my god. It just keepsgetting worse, doesn't it? All
right? Yeah, just transitioned toit. Yeah, so anyway, he's
fine. Yeah, great, goodto know, right, drink this wine.
Get me in trouble now. Thiswhole time, I was like,
yeah, Piky's got to take tedto the vet, and all my coworker's

(50:36):
like, what's going on. Idon't know. Pika just told me that
he's just getting old. He's gonnatell me on the show what's going on.
Meanwhile, you're like, oh,I took the doctor out for vets
a. It's a bit like onethirty this morning on the radio. Yeah.
Yeah, we got fired technically,not technically, No, we got

(50:57):
fired because we got a bonus inCOVID. We got let go. The
only people in the industry that gotfired for doing a good job. That's
the only fucking people right here.Ah, hello square bonus. You're out
of here. Fuck out of here. You did so well, you got
your contracted bonus. I'm shocked thatyou got it. So we have to
let you get You're not supposed towin in Atlanta. Yeah, get out

(51:19):
of here, Get out of here. Nonsense. Oh, yesterday though he
did yesterday. He's passed down onthe couch and I go because I'm working
on some pictures up here for yourwell, yes, I don't know if
I can so or not, soI don't want to like a data privacy,
but let I heard you that that'sfor her and family to share.
But I am pretty excited. Ithink. I mean, you saw'ty good?
Oh so you're partly to thank yeah, because we went out there to

(51:43):
find like places to actually shoot themand like the settings and all that,
So thank you. You're welcome,so the team. Because I was up
here editing and he was on thecouch he never like he always wants to
be, so I went to pickhim up to bring him up here right
because he doesn't travel well upstairs downstairsanymore. So I pick him up and
he doesn't move, and I'm like, oh fuck, he's dead. So
I immediately do the like is helike stiff? Oh? Yeah, because

(52:07):
he didn't wake up, like I'mlike teddy, teddy, teddy? Oh
and is he stiff? Oh?I put him back on the couch.
He's still asleep, right, Teddy. Now I'm doing what you do.
I make fun of you all thetime. I'm looking at his bellty to
see if it's going up and down. Oh, and I'm liked Teddy and
then he just wakes up. Whatthe damn it, dog, he was

(52:28):
in a dream. Knock it off. All. I didn't tell you that,
but yeah, yeah, that wouldhave freaked me out. Yeah,
you would have killed two dogs inOh you're also sure them. Okay,
let me see if I have himhere. I think I have him here.
So uh. I did graduation photos, which again like when I have

(52:49):
never done stuff before, like Inever know you know, that's why.
And there's a lot of pressure becausefor me, I'm like, graduation photos
are like that's a big deal.It's kind of like wedding photos. It's
like a big deal. You don'twant to wing that. You want to
make sure that you get those right, you know, so like, uh,
once in a lifetime to catch all. And then for me, I
was like, I know, evenlast night, You're like, what's taking

(53:10):
you so long? And I've beentelling Youurel, I feel so bad about
this. I'd be like I'd getone out of five, I'd get a
horrible review from Yurel if this waslike on yelp. Yeah, to be
like this fucking guy takes forever becauseI told he's gonna be a couple days.
A couple days, I'll be youknow. Yeah. So I've been
on this and now it's like aweek later, and then I'm like every
day I'm like I have to getI'm done today. But every time I

(53:32):
go through them, I'm like,well, I can do this a little
better, and I can crop thisa little bit better and take that guy
or move this thing. Anyway.So today I did something which I never
I mean ever do, which Isent. I was like, look,
I'm so sorry. I was supposedto have him to you before the show
tonight, but like I swear toyou'll have him tomorrow. Yeah, because
I'm not done yet. But here'slike four pictures perfections what it is.

(53:52):
I hate showing the pictures because I'mlike, well, I don't know,
I just you know, if you'regonna be let down, I want you
to be let down all at onceinstead of oh my god, PK.
So but again, I feel likethis was like a team effort, because
you know, if it wasn't forDenise, well, no shout out to
Urel who like reached out said,PK, really like adore your style.
Do you mind? Can we hireyou to take our you know, daughter's

(54:15):
graduation. Gorgeous, gorgeous. Idon't know. Like for me, I'm
just like doing what I think lookspretty cool and like I love this.
I mean I love all of them. Yeah, you know, I think
I like the one with the blurreddot water. But like when you're doing
it, you have like especially atthis fountain, there's like a bunch of
other people that want to take him, and the guy was shutting the park

(54:37):
down, so he's on the megaphoneas ours worked. It was like the
parkers now closed, the parkers,please make our weight to the thing.
And I'm like, I don't wantto take their time because they've been waiting
and the photographer before me had lightsand all this shit, and I'm like,
oh, we have to get itright. So anyway, Yeah,
so that's that. But this isso far my favorite. Oh wow,
yes, you show me. Ilove this picture from cap up. Yeah,

(55:00):
that's like we did it. Sothat's just uh, that's just a
few. Uh there's there's a bunchmore, but uh, yeah, I
don't know. I think that you'redoing great and I really appreciate like Kurellan
Fan for reaching out in yeah tolike you know that, and like when
Betts had me do the the well, I guess the blue bonnets you can

(55:22):
take them again next year or something, you know, but like the baby
will be a year older. Yeah, so it doesn't quite not the same,
but was like graduation again, likeyou're only graduating high school like once,
you know, like you want tomake sure and then h, I
don't know, so Urrell, Iknow you're in the chat. My apologies
were taken forever. Please at leastgive me one and a half stars.
At least you're in communication. Whatelse has been going on? Oh my

(55:46):
god, let me tell you what'swhat was worse? Oh no, we
we with another donation, the onlyperson tonight keeping the song in the air
do it again? And Dina,Yes, and Dina. Dina has been

(56:06):
like crazy with donations in which weabsolutely appreciate. And mysterious Dave, but
that technically was drinks for you know, g yeah, I know, to
hang out with Dave. Sorry,I don't know what you so funny.
Let me tell you what was worsethan the tornado that hit the house,

(56:29):
because then I had to come backit was like ninety degrees and clean up
the backyard and sweating them like spiderscrawling on me, moving all this stuff.
Let me tell you about a daythat since then has been worse,
and that is the day that theniece decided to take me to the astros
Kendra Scott Day. Hurricane Kendra Scott'sname the hurricane Kendra, and I will

(56:52):
be in terror. Oh, fleethe state. You want to get me
out of here? Name it Kendra. Yeah, you wanted to go?
Yeah, because selling jewelry there she'sgot a store. No, you need
to go buy it from the Minimux. Okay, here's the thing. It
was ladies' night out and I invitedto my coworkers and they all said,
yeah, sounds like fun, andI said great, And so then I
messaged them at two o'clock and Isaid, you guys are ready to go.

(57:14):
I'm getting tickets. And I wantedto respond and the other said,
I'm a little tired staying and I'mgonna miss this one. I said,
okay, cool, p K.Guess what I got tickets. I didn't
have tickets. All I did wascalled the Ober. And I was like,
at the time that I called theOber, I'm like, whatever the
cheapest ticket is and the way init is totally fine. Like I didn't,

(57:37):
Yeah, we did. And thenthat's what I think, Like you
were giving me a hard time.People were calling you like sports boy doesn't
always talking about four hundred levels.It's actually good. Oh yeah, you
can clearly watch everything. I waslike, but that's not the thing sports
No. But here's the thing withPek and I, We've already kind of
been having a couple of beverages andwe wanted to continue the party, and

(57:59):
so just get us into the ballparkand we'll have fun, we'll make friends,
we'll sit in different sections pretending likethey're our own, which we did.
Yeah. Yeah, no, wehad like one hundred level seats.
Yeah, the person came back.Yeah, oops, sorry, we're over
there. My bad. Hey,shout out to the kids in front of
me that did not call us out. Yeah, they obviously knew that though
those were not our seats because itwas a it was a it was a

(58:22):
youth baseball team or something of like, yeah, like it wasn't T ball
but the next level up. Solike all of the kids were there.
However, it was like all themoms like were chit chatting and then the
kids were somewhere into the baseball.The others were all on like the computer
screen. I was like, oh, man, like put on everybody,
guys, watch the game. Imean, I mean, what can I

(58:43):
say. I'm like literally walking likeconcourse. But that's why I go like,
I did get watching the game either, No, I want to get
my steps in. I watched.When I did, I wasn't physically in
seats. But we had a greattime. We talked to a lot of
people. We did. I don'tremember anybody's name. The one person's name

(59:04):
I remember was Isaac, who happenedto be at the flight bar. We
went to a spawn in the heightscalled eighteen ninety one and they had flights
of like mimosasz. Yeah, thatguy. We should get on the show.
We were waiting now because it waslike pouring rain once again, so
we're like, oh, we'll justsit here for a little bit. And
then a couple, like a couplelater came in, like thirty minutes later,

(59:29):
and then we started talking, Ohshit, Oh get it to me,
baby, Oh my god, howold am I are? You really
gonna chuck it? This is thisis my ah man, that's some shit,
I forgot twenty two minutes. Whydo you put twenty two minutes?
She'd been at least a stupid thing. Don't you have yours? Yours isn't

(59:53):
drunk. I'm trying to be goodbecause we're doing a show man. Yeah,
anyway, we should have that.What were you saying about this guy?
The most interesting conversation? I don'teven know. Here we go again.

(01:00:15):
Your stories never stopped. They justwoman. It's like never loop around
there, around, But I stillcan't help but stick around you coming up
with your tails and never get overlooked. From the lorn into the night.

(01:00:39):
You keep on talking, but Ican't help listen. Oh all right,

(01:01:00):
I like it though, got it? I like it. I should just
play in the car when I'm driving. Yeah, it kind of sounds like
remember I put a lasso on weekends. Here we go and it was the
uh tomorrow Land. It kind ofsounds like it's kind of like that,
and then it can go hard liketurner. Somebody remind me to pull that

(01:01:23):
please, or y'all pull it toher. Somebody drive me in. It's
a voice note with a time stampon this. All right, you got
a couple of people up in thechat. Bradley and I'll join and don
Ge and Nita done. Diesel,what's up, sir? Can you play

(01:01:47):
the song you made for DK thatsounds like the oh yeah, the Mexican
song that you called the clown song? Shame on you? Oh, I
got you. You know what Iwas gonna play during match too, because
there's no way she's gonna win.But hell, we'll listen to it twice.

(01:02:23):
He said, I'm calling as amusic producer. You guys are hurting
my jaw. Oh my god,I'm surprising. Words aren't hurting your jaw?
You never give it a break.That wasn't my teeth. I think

(01:02:47):
that was your jaw. But Idid want to say real quick that the
guy that we met, we haveto go back and get his info because
he worked like a corporate job.I mean, he like a big boy
job until like he was thirty,and then he had enough of working.
So then he decided to move toTulum for two years before Tulum grew big.

(01:03:08):
Because of course, I was like, of course, you go to
Tulum, guy's where I like celebritiesgo and blah blah blah. But he
had never been there before like itgot popular. Somebody was like, hey,
Tulom's a great place, and oldboy moved down there and like back
back through Mexico, and I'm like, oh damn Son like danger I think
it is dangerous because like what aboutthe two Australian guys that went down there

(01:03:30):
just a surf and they found him, you know, and this was like
ten years ago. But still,I mean, I don't know that cartels
around ten years ago tagging the headoff. Oh yeah yeah. So anyway,
he was, uh, we gotto get him on to share.
So he went from there to Denverand then to Houston. He said he's
moving his way back south again.But I'm like, what a what a
crazy, amazing life to not beIt's so interesting. I don't know,

(01:03:52):
well, how many people have thoseexperiences. I think that was like my
favorite part about like last Saturday iswe just we had zero in ten to
do anything at all. But thenlike we just kept going around and talking
to people and meeting new people andhearing different stories and I was like,
oh man, this is like bringingme back. Like I finally was just
like back to like shut down thelaptop and the corporate stuff and just like

(01:04:14):
be like in the element of youknow, I don't know how to politely
say about p K and DK elementsis what I'm saying, Like where the
model of a great story? Thankyou to Zach ten years by the way,
Austin, I talked to him abouthis ten years. By the way,
I want to talk to him abouthis trip. Did you go to
like around the world or something?Yeah, he's back so July twelve.
They Yeah, we should get Hion the show. That's got an announcement
and he'll share with us. Butbut anyway, like just that, here

(01:04:39):
is your chair to the right.This is just annoying me. Yeah,
when did you move it to theWhat do you when I got up to
the camera in front of you?Okay, what are you doing? You're
just shifting over the thing, justkneeling over. It's fine, all right,
all right? What's up to Ashley? Ashley? I see you in
there? How the hell are you? Ashley? Good to catch up,
Good to see you. Uh,we're gonna do are you ready for match

(01:04:59):
two? We can sure do it? All right, Well, you got
to get out of here before theywere like to do it. Damn that
didn't he say? All right?I usually write down the words, and
I haven't done that just yet,so let's just swing in. So if
you are new, what's y'all knowhow this works. I'm gonna give you

(01:05:23):
two words. Think of it's wordassociation. So when you get the first
word, think of a word,but don't write it in the chat yet
until you get both words, andthen in order put both words in there
were good. Cool. Let's makethe first Let's make the first word Mexican.

(01:05:46):
It's in the chat, why not? I think I know what's just
gonna say to that. So thefirst one's pretty easy. Let's make the
second word. Let's go a littlemore difficult on the second word. All
right, let me scroll off throughthe chat. See if anything's sticks out
to me. See what you guyshave been talking about? Nonsense? Oh,
sawgrass? Yeah, that's right.I don't know who said that,

(01:06:08):
sawgrass, Leslie? You said it, y'all. Don't hate on me,
hate on Leslie. Sawgrass? SoMexican and saw grass. So think I'm
gonna give you, uh, youknow, ah, you know, thirty
seconds or so. Think of thewords there that you want to say,
drop them in the chat, andI'll bring her back in I said,
have Yeah, that's the bond.I should have maybe one of the words
Diddy, fuck it, yah Leaf, I really want to do that.

(01:06:32):
Can we just reset everybody? Everybody? Oh? I can't. All right,
next next week we're gonna do Diddy, Mexican and Sawgrass. I don't
want to screw the sack. Comeon, come back in. They're driving
words thones, so no, nopeaky peaky unlet's it tell them the peaky
Oh my god, hen you getpeaky peaky anytime you want. I know

(01:06:53):
you don't want not the g man'sa I don't know either, bro,
but I saw the word, andit's a word, so fuck. I
don't know what to tell you.It's a word, that's not a word.
I don't. You clearly are goingto make me lose on purpose.
No, okay, okay, youknow this negativity is not needed. Uh

(01:07:15):
huh okay, need all right?Okay, yeah, take a deep breath.
There you go, there you go. Let's let me listen to my
headspace. Okay, you don't needto celebrate the fact that Elias joined the
chat. Uh run it back withPK playing after Denisa after after Denise loses.
Oh god, is that from Iliafucking day. God knows, all

(01:07:36):
right, I'm not supposed to lookat the chat, so that met DENISEA.
You ready, yes, Okay,your first word. I feel like
I gotta look at you because Idon't want to close my eyes. First
words Mexican? Oh god, whatI mean? Oh God, just don't
be racist. You're you're you're thinkingof the song. And I said,

(01:07:57):
say, okay, there's a reasonwhy I'm gonna say this word. But
I know it's not correct. Candybecause one of our videos that we first
did was us eating Mexican candy andthat was pretty hilarious white people eating Mexican
candy. And we found a hairthat's not it. But our listeners do

(01:08:18):
know us Mexican food, tacos,lock me in for food. You're gonna
log on food? Yeah? Oh, oh my god, I really I
was were gonna go with candy,that's what that's nod was gonna guess that

(01:08:40):
that's a ten years ago. Thereare people, O my Lord, then
Jesus for ten years. Okay,all right, your second word this is
this is the one that Elia waslike, what the fuck does that mean?
I don't know, but I sawit in the chat. I was
choosing words from the chat. Nicesomebody said sawgrass spell it saw grass s

(01:09:01):
A W Grass g R one oryes, saw grass Steakhouse period steakhouse.
Now are you confused when I playthat song? Don't you know? You

(01:09:39):
immediately lost you? Just I justplayed it like five minutes ago, you
know, damn it? Denissa,My's like, oh did I win?
See he said steak see a house? Did he where? Dave? Steakhouse?
Two words? Thank you, Dave, thank you. I don't know.

(01:10:00):
That was worth it. So evenif we give it, even if
I do that, your reaction wasso confused and I played that that it
was definitely worth it. Because Ialso don't have headphones on, so it's
from your headphones that are so loud. Yeah, I'm deaf, all right?
They want me running? All right? So should I say how did

(01:10:21):
we do this last time? Though? Because it isn't hard because you don't
know what the words are? No, no, no you you left the
room and then I was here andthen bring up the chat, bring up
the chat, Let me go backsaw grass out. That's actually not bad
thing. I mean I want toset music sawgrass. I would have said
music it's salt. Did anybody saymusic? What the hell is sawgrass?

(01:10:44):
I don't know, but I thinkthat that's a music thing. Afraid of
what the fagrass? Who said sawgrass? Leslie explain to us what sawgrass is?
Let me scroll up to see howshe used it. MS ink,
I'm not gonna be able to findit now, Leslie, Leslie grass ink.
I don't know what to tell you. I was looking for a challenging
word, and I saw sawgras.Oh yeah, I worked out. I

(01:11:08):
worked out at sawgrass mills while inhigh school. It was the comment that
came from he saw grass marsh,but sawgrasses music right? He said,
Bluegrass's music world? What is sawgrass? Then? That's why I said
so grass. Oh my god,it's in South Florida. You blame,

(01:11:29):
Leslie said earlier. You'll blame Leslie. Season a chat. Leave me an
instant voice note next week to Leslie. Oh my god, it's a mall.
Oh no, oh my god.Is there also a lumber factory or
something? Damn it, Leslie's right, damn me to Leslie, Leslie,

(01:11:49):
Oh I got a sick. Iforgot I had another version of the damn
it. I think that's people.Okay, okay, that's okay, all
right, p KU. Do youhave words? Yeah, I'll get words.
Okay, are you ready to go? No, nobody has put them
in the well. Okay, I'mjust saying that, like, make sure
you tell you I remember last time. It was super easy. Just y'a
do me a favor. Don't writethem until you have both words. It's

(01:12:11):
all I'm gonna asks. That wasnot a cute. Look. I need
this camera to back up about tenfeet. I can't fucking move a camera.
It's on a Tripodin's going on rightnow? I don't have twelve chins
in real life. Oh okay,okay, thick boy, get out there.
Okay, I'm leaving them. Getout there before I more wine knock

(01:12:33):
you over the I'm not looking atthe chat, so okay, don't don't
look at the chat. Whatever.Yes, you can have more wine,
but I can't. I am hostingthe show. What we are looking for
are two words. I need y'all'shelp. I have, I know,

(01:12:54):
but I didn't play, so Ineed to know. Okay, get out
damn it, pk A A whatever. All right, So we are looking
for two words. My first word. I don't know. I need some
help around the room. I'm gonnago with the word California. California.

(01:13:16):
Okay, one word California put inthe chat. Second word we're gonna go
with. I don't know why thisis in the room. Prenatal. That's
in there. They're the strips thatI was supposed to use to check if
I was ovulating chantel. My friendwas asking those they're actually pay pregnancy strips.

(01:13:42):
Clearly not pregnant. I'm gonna dosomething in order to make that happen.
Okay, So we got the firstword of California. The second word
pre natal. Okay, Okay,you guys keep them coming. I'm gonna
go with gonnaben heay, Okay,little reindeer, honey, honey is what

(01:14:12):
Satan's reindeer? What what did yousay to Santa's reindeer? And I'm like,
oh no, that makes me Santa. No, this is what Jolly
Santa looks like. Okay, right, I can't. I don't. I
can't look that way. So nosound effects, no sound effects, everybody,
all right, I just I seeeverything. I just sit in silence.
I went in silence. Let's doit. Let's go here. I'm

(01:14:35):
not a motherfucker. My name isDenise A K A D k H.
I met Denise California. First wordis California. What is this? Immediately
I want to say dreaming, butalso California love one of those two.
I really like dreaming though, Ithink as I've been listening to that,
like fifty song, California Dreaming,California Dreaming, are right? Oh,

(01:15:01):
we have a couple of matches.Did anybody say love? We have love
as well? But you said dreaming, we do have. I see people
say more Rodrigo, I see Ericfrom Mice Babes. We got give more?
All right, du your next word? Get ready for this? Pre
natal? Oh ship? Well,immediately I want to say baby. Okay,

(01:15:25):
I'm just thinking of, like ifanything else, Yeah, pre natal
I was just gonna baby. Yeah, yes, sure, pregnant See pregnant.
I don't know. Prenatal is.To be honest with you, I
have something to do with babies,okay, pre natal woman, prenatal woman.
That's be like a that would belike a Kenny Kravitz song. Prenatal
woman, prenatal man. Oh ship. I want you to say, oh,

(01:15:47):
that's not good. I'm gonna gobaby, lock me in for baby,
pre natal baby, look over thestream and baby dreaming and baby dreaming
and and I do not see Isee a falling man. Oh really,
what you were down? What werepeople saying? Prenatal pills? Pills?

(01:16:13):
I don't know what prenatal is.That doesn't count, I guess, however,
could have said the same thing aboutsecret California love and then prenatle baby,
which is what you would have met. No, you would have matched
with Oh ships meis too, ohman, Yeah, I didn't know what

(01:16:34):
prenatal was, to be honest withyou. Yeah, baby and Anita,
that's right. I'm sorry. Yeah, you would have gone with having some
some medical terminology. And it startswith your bozo you. I don't know
what it is. Bro would havewon if you didn't go old man on

(01:16:55):
it rap. That's true. Thatthat is I can't even hate. Oh
no, yeah he's old. Yeahabout the circle the show comes back to
life. PK kicked off the showwith how he's saying he's old, and
I said him, the bags underhis eyes are bank. I have to

(01:17:16):
play this instant voice note now,which I know exactly what it's gonna say
screw you can damn it. PK quick on that instant voice note quick
on that respect on the quickness forthat coming on in Oh, I have
a bozon on that. My badGod. I was so convinced too that

(01:17:41):
I had it. I was soconvinced. What does prenatal mean? Doesn't
mean that? It's fucking Christ.You don't have to bring the boxes,
tell me what it means the ceilingfan. Then Eli's gonna have to come
over here and fix it. Didn'tyou ask him to come fix the toilet?
No, that's weird. I'm notgonna have another man come work on
the you say factory earlier in theshow that you're gonna You're like, he

(01:18:02):
hasn't been o where to fix thetoilet? Well he hasn't, but I
can't ask him. He's got towatch the show and be like, hey,
I heard you got a toilet.Huh. So how to just tell
me what prenatal means? So likeprenatal vitamins and this was supposed to be
for like when you ovulate as awoman. That doesn't tell me what it
means pregnant. But that's where Igot the word from okay, but that

(01:18:25):
still doesn't tell me. So youdon't know what it means either. I
know she doesn't know what it means. It's like vitamins that you take before
you get pregnant. No, Ithink prenatal means pre pregnancy. If I
had to guess, and I'm onlyguessing, Dave, it means you're having
a baby. No, we arenot having a baby, Dave. Filthy,
filthy Dave. But to be honest, why don't you ask your boyfriend
aka chat ChiPT what I don't havea plug? Then what? I installed

(01:18:48):
this microphone. Yes, you knowhow everybody's like, oh, the world's
playing on you. I don't care. So I installed this microphone that's always
on except when we're doing the showbecause it goes to the same computer.
So I and just be in heretalking to chat Geep. You do it
all the time. What do youmean before birth is prenatal? Thanks?
Oh, there you go, Thanksbuddy, appreciate it. But yeah,

(01:19:09):
it worked great last night when youwere asking questions and then you started yelling,
I mean, turn it off.It's distracting. I'm just having a
friendly conversation. It was body okay, So here here, I am and
here's the thing, Like on Tuesdays, like at my corporate job, I
have to get everything done for thenext eighteen days and like that's super important.
I send out emails and do allthis before midnight. And so here
I am at eleven forty five andPK's like ooh, chutchy t blah blah

(01:19:32):
blah, asking all these questions.They're having full blown conversation like excuse me
with a random chat gept man.I'm like, can you we not like
you're totally distracting go downstairs to thebathroom to have this conversation, like this
is very inappropriate. I am inmy workspace in the studio. Get the
f out of here. I wasnot having it, but yeah, you
weren't even saying it that politely.No, No, it's annoying because I

(01:19:53):
literally like it kept counting down.I was like, now I have seven
minutes. Now I have six minutesbefore I have to get all of these
things out, and everything's so detailed. I'm like, hey, so what
does prenatal mean. Prenatal refers tothe period before birth during the development of
a baby in the wound. That'sperfect. It encompasses everything related to the

(01:20:13):
health and development of the fetus andthe health of the pregnant mother during pregnancy.
What health? Is there something specificthat you were wondering about related to
prenatal don't you don't want to talkabout this? Is my friend not be
for himself during the prenatal stage.Yeah, good luck answering that. I'll

(01:20:35):
be very impressed if we get ananswer from that. I think we broke
it. Fucking broke it. Webroke the ship. You talk so much
that it broke the AI. Wow, that's a whole new you know what.
I have to applaud your nonsense.The niece broke the AI folks because

(01:21:00):
I got a clap back. Ishouldn't use folks either. That's enough.
It sounds like an old term.Wow, I've never had that happen before,
and I'm in here for hours talkingto it. Never once if I
had that happen. Bring you inhere there, friends, I should do
a show chat GPT. People don'tmake fun of me, friends that you're
talking for hours to a chat GPT. Yeah, brainstorming ideas. There's no

(01:21:23):
name I would have used the girl, but that they took her down because
fucking Scarlett Johansson. Now poor girlis just trying to voice something and get
a paycheck. But now just thatMarvel money wasn't enough. Okay, anyway,
now I gotta talk to dude.I tell me about it. His
name is not bring back Scott.Thank y'all for joining us on this Wednesday.

(01:21:46):
We appreciate y'all. I don't knowif the show will ever be back.
There's no telling you didn't like thatnew Eminem song. Did you?
You are so obsessed? Did wetalk about it two weeks ago to come
out two weeks ago? No,it fucking came out like two days ago.
No, it's been in two days. Okay, it's been like last

(01:22:08):
week. Yeah, Okay, anybodyelse tuned in love the new Eminem?
I mean it was fine, butyou are so obsessed with No, I'm
not. I appreciate people that likeit doesn't have to just be Eminem.
Yeah, like the people that playI love like words Smith's, Yeah,
I do. I like when arap song makes me laugh and it's like,

(01:22:30):
oh shit, that was really reallycreative and that that's what he does
and other people don't. So yes, I enjoy that. Okay, last
Friday, and it's a fucking banger. Dare to say it's not don Gee.
I enjoyed it. We liked ittoo, so Leslie, No,
I don't from a skillmore. Maybeit's like a rap song for us olds.
I don't know whatever. I'll takeit for the fucking take it.

(01:22:54):
Give me another one. What's withthe drake? And uh, what's his
name? Beef Kendrick. I don'tgotta here. I don't know anything about
that. Tell me about the donation. I'm trying to find it. So
I was trying to be like,hey, Anny, wait a second,
Okay, I got you. That'sall you had to do. We should
have, like you know, we'vebeen doing the show for like ten years.
We have some kind of hand signals, some kind of doesn't have it.
I don't think it has any commentsthough, fuck me got cow Well,

(01:23:18):
thank you for whoever that was.Yeah, Kevin Halterman, Oh,
Kevin buy it says my note didn'tadd to my cash app. We'll we'll
share your note if you like torap and bang the hell out of my
finger. Oh I'm tapped out though. Did you have anything else? Or
are we good? Oh? God, it's just it was so wonderful to

(01:23:39):
be back. Sorry again about lastweek. I'm so sorry. Well,
I think that I don't want togive you all the blame for last week
because a lot of it was whatdonation Possibility runs and finishes the half one?
Fuck thank you? I mean that'swhat I here's the thing. We

(01:24:03):
need two hundred and eighty dollars tosign up today. That it's one,
it's one, just run it.You can't just run it. Your don't
douse they know you have to havea bed. But then at one point
to run thirteen miles me one forU one forty equals what that still seems

(01:24:26):
like always that's that's common. Thatis what it is. And this is
the second tier price is two tierpricing for one forty for half marathon.
You have to understand what else goesinto it goes down and closing all the
roads, all the HPD that's outthere, seems like all the supporters,
even though they're volunteers. You stillgot to get the gatorade. The water
is not much. It started.I don't know, I wasn't around.
That's just like like a music festivalor like it's ten dollars until like the

(01:24:47):
you know, then becomes acl andnow it's like a thousand Ah. No,
Ilia, you don't understand run aroundMemorial Park and stream it entirely.
You have paying for that. It'snot about that, it's it's ever.
I do agree with you that itis the feeling of like having everybody cheering,
which makes it a lot easier unlessyou don't train. Elia. Was

(01:25:08):
the last time you ran? Elia'sout there every year fucking cheering us on,
cheering you on. He rode hisbike out there and was like egg
oh that one time. Yeah.I think here he held a sign and
had like fireworks and cotton candy.I think I saw him. I shure
did it was pink cotton candy.By the way, I owe him an
apology because I have to turned intohim when it comes to the people.
I think what happened was, youknow, I judged prematurely. Elia is

(01:25:32):
like rage when he's driving around thistown. Oh god, yeah, because
he has to drive like he hadto yeah. Yeah. And then I
was on the show talking out ofmy ass and I'm like, well,
this guy's gonna get us killed becausehe's honking and yelling and people and uh
man, you started work win Januaryfifteenth, Okay, so like five May,
six months I've been driving you,not all the time I've been at

(01:25:54):
work. It's six months. Yeah, I'm now I'm him. I'm like
honking and yelling, and I'm like, because these other morons is they're what
causes accidents? Yeah, like thewhat the f Like, It's amazing living
in a city with so many people, it just you know, just by
percentages, the stupid people just reallystick out. Yes, And then what

(01:26:16):
happens is Denise in the fucking caryelling at me, and I'm like,
yo, we would have gotten rearended if I didn't honk the horns.
She's like, I'm on the phoneserious business. Granted he is doing serious
business, and I'm like, fuckingmoment, I was like, quickly,
oh, I'm so sorry. Goddisconnected real quickly. So sorry, back
our fucking h Bob the builder.I got behind him leaving the neighborhood.

(01:26:42):
This motherfucker or his wife, Idon't know. One of these two bitches
goes out making a left oh,and then stops in the middle because it's
packed, and I'm like, well, I'm fucking trying to go right.
So now all these cars are coming, so you're gonna get your way,
but then I'm gonna be screwed.Like that's not no fucking way to do
it. Comtes of driving, Ohmy god, it's like, man,

(01:27:03):
I have never related so much tolike that movie Calm Down or Calming Down,
or there's a movie where guys justlike loses his shit. But that's
me and I guess this is along way of saying I apologize. I
understand your raids. Now, Elia, okay, so moving forward, I
can take the car to work.Fuck no, there is like if we

(01:27:25):
were to do percentages, if youdrove, I have that January, this
car would be totally I wouldn't sayradio. I have my music all the
way up and I'm living in myown world for that. You said you
yeah, last week, I waslike, oh my god, the clouds
are so gorgeous. I forgot that'snot what you said. You said,

(01:27:45):
I got an easy hack to knowthe lyrics. I just bring him up
on my phone and I said wilddriving. Yeah, well I'm on the
red light radar. Boy, let'scalm the fuck down a little bit.
Who puts their phone up with radarturns here weather channel radar. This got
Macco out and she'll driven. Okay, really, let's come down. What
is this, let's come down.A man brain, old eyes, a

(01:28:06):
man brain. Never been in anaccident except hitting that trash can and backing
up into that one car. Butthat was when I was like eighteen,
Sure, Mike, I have I'ma human. Yeah, I'm just saying,
yeah, anyway, we gotta wrapthis up. It's been a hell
of a show, Dave. I'mnot going to answer your question because,

(01:28:28):
uh, it seems like a lotof money just to fucking sign up for
me to not be able to doit. Uh, if I were to
do it, would I train?Yes? I think I would. I
think I would, But it's sofucking hard, like running is running is
so is not hard? I meanyou know what? Yeah, I take
that back. I think like everykind of because we're doing form. Nice

(01:28:49):
to see you in plus, Okay, really I am at work paying the
damn bills all of a sudden,Pa, can't I have flipped lifestyle?
Like, oh, I got allof these legree classes I'm taking and meanwhile
I'm like, oh, well,I'm I don't know. If you like
to join me in a little Greekclass, you can? Is the spot
in Houston. I will go backand all all physical fitness is just it's

(01:29:15):
a mind game, and that's whereI've been like lacking of and it's something
I'm trying to work on. Soyou know, I just don't know about
that. Steve Press just even signingout the film. But anyway, we
got it. We'll think about it. I'm all in, of course you
are. I mean I was gonnasign up today anyway, but I just
need to wait till I have torun backwards till next bitty why would you

(01:29:39):
to beat you? Oh yeah,that's uh, you know what happened this
week? Can I just be honest, it's for a minute, this is
a safe spot, which I knowit's not. Is a fuck out of
here. I know it's not asafe spot. You just remember things and
you bring it up like the safespace. What the f ever? This
is a trigger zone, okay,triggered I was doing it was the great

(01:30:02):
class. Yeah, and I fuckingmade the mistake of being on the last
machine. Some people were looking atyou. No, not even that.
I didn't care because I don't knowthem. In fact, I loved the
when we went because I went withIlia and we were we were the last
ones in class or know those someother people. But like there wasn't machines

(01:30:24):
next to each other, so youhad to go down to the other side
and I sat next to a stranger, which was great because I'm like,
I don't care if you judge me. I'm not trying to bang you like
whatever, I could be a messwho cares. Like, It's great no
judgment zone. However, on theother side of me there was a mirror
and at one point Chantel was like, okay, look at the mirror to
make sure the tabletap can do today. And I'm like, oh, let

(01:30:44):
me for the first time, likeI think I know what a tabletop is.
Let me look. Oh shit.I was like, oh my go
like just my cheeks and my neckand I'm like I thought I've been losing
weight. And then I had tuckedin my shirt, so like I also
skin because that's a total fat manmove. So tuck evernything in, right,

(01:31:04):
But then you just see like thestomach is like trying to escape like
an escape artist out of my shirt. Well, I had to stop the
move and be like I had toreadjust myself. I'm like, oh shitting
me. Pull a shirt out alittle bit. Let me try to stretch
the neck, fucking neck out alittle more, the shoulders back. But
like was was the tummy hidden orthe tummy was still like a few inches

(01:31:26):
off? No, it was definitelyup. But I'm just like, I
didn't like what I think because,like I mean, a year ago,
the belly would be flat on liketabletops. What slander? Calm it down.
We don't need to talk about that. I'm just being honest. We're
here now. I think that thisis a safe zone, safe space,
and I think that you're doing incredibleand you're showing amazing drive by going and

(01:31:46):
doing that. Yeah. Well yeah, look at that neck. It's from
Anita. Oh we know, whereis it? I know that's the one
I can never find. I wonderwhy you hide it? Yeah? Probably
no, because he was for deRyan, so I don't know where like
I would have put it. Oh, here, let me see his neck.

(01:32:08):
Whoa, there you go. Yeah. I've never had that feel.
Well, I've had that feeling acouple of times. The last time I
remember being so disgusted at myself,if I'm completely honest, was like when
uh it was the grease video thatIlia sent me some we were putting together
a video. No, it waswe went to the tropics and he was
like, here's some videos are shot. Yeah. I was trying to put
him together and I saw one ofme on a boat with my shirt off

(01:32:30):
on what the fall? Jesus?It's like, oh no, Like I've
had a couple of those moments.That was one of them. And is
that why the grease video is stillhidden away? No, that's just because
it's been taking me a long time. Yeah, okay, it's hard to
put you fucking try to put ittogether. I gotta work. I gotta
make money so we can pay thebills. Get insurance. Shout out to
by the way, my insurance thathas knocked your medication down. No,

(01:32:55):
I don't know if that was that. Oh what yeah? So am I
not on jar and everybody knows that. Yeah, it's pretty expensive, and
uh I moved it to Costco.I don't know. I just moved to
Costco. And then I'm like,I know by now, just to be
like, this is my cupon codebecause the insurance doesn't cover. I didn't
say that it was a cupon coaches. Well, you don't need it's twenty

(01:33:15):
five dollars. I'm like, fuck, yeah, it is a cool fifty
case from five hundred a month totwenty five dollars. Yeah, I don't
know how it happened, but fuckingCosto. Yeah, let's go Costco.
I yeah, I wonder if theyI feel so bad, Yeah for returning
those things, the backyard furniture aftera year of it being outside, getting

(01:33:35):
rained on the keyboard, the piano. How long was that? Yeah?
Fucking two years took that ship.I feel awful. Sure Costco is the
spot. Yeah, so I don'tknow. I'm not gonna say, don't
say nothing, won't be nothing.I'm gonna see it's twenty five dollars next
month. Okay, you know it'slike where when we get a bill for
what it was it's supposed to beknow, because no, I don't think
they can do that. It'd belike they fucking I was prepared to pay.

(01:33:56):
Yeah, I spend that money now. But yeah, you're right,
don't block your blessings. See now, I know that I used your phrase
on her like three days ago.I'm like, what the fuck does it
need to say? Don't block it? Where did you try to block?
I forgot you did something I'm like, what are you blocking blessings from?
Always do? I always do?But it's a good reminder, great reminder,
great way to end the show,Anita, thank you for that.

(01:34:16):
Love you guys, thank you somuch for joining us on this Fibulas Wednesday.
I love when I'm ready to endthe show. We're still gone for
like another hour. When she's readyto end, I know, I just
get excited that. I looked atthe time and I was like, I
gotta work tomorrow. I know youknow nothing about that life and that No,
it's my turn, okay, becauseI hadn't worked since I was sixteen.

(01:34:38):
Would I played the piano for fiveminutes and you were like, oh,
you got time to piano and yougot time to looking for job.
No, I said, you don'thave time to clean the toilet. Oh,
let's get it corrected. You havethe giant turn in the toilet and
Pete, what's wrong with you?No? I so you didn't the turns
stuck to it? Yeah, likeI saw it. Gus to guess of

(01:35:00):
b I come home over after allof this and I see a turn of
the toilets by what the fun isthe out? Where's the out? It's
the b K and b K.Catch us live. We used it seven
seven cents b K and d Kand I'm not I'm not fun. I

(01:35:25):
did flush, not all of itwent on street. Good Bye, good
bye. Oh

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