Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9
Helping to make horror films more approachable, one die roll at a time. Hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin of Welcome to Night Vale.
Episodes
September 9, 2025 • 102 mins
I hope this glowing pyramid finds you well…
Approachability: 4/10 (Surreal and visual feast; Slow-burn horror, but it gets there)
Content Warnings: Medical Imprisonment; Stalking; Needles; Body horror; Disturbing/surreal imagery; Blood/violence
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September 2, 2025 • 92 mins
Let's summon the demon Labubu
Approachability: 7/10 (Pulpy classic with plenty of noisy jump scares)
Content Warnings: Jump scares; Suicide; Spooky demon
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August 26, 2025 • 106 mins
The gods are such micromanagers
Approachability: 4/10 (Aggressively bloody and scary meta-comedy)
Content Warnings: Extreme violence; Jump scares
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August 19, 2025 • 86 mins
Chinchilla chinchilla chinchilla
Approachability: 7/10 (Super-stylized art film with lots of gross body things)
Content Warnings: Body Horror; Sexual assault; Medical experimentation; Gore/Ooze
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August 12, 2025 • 114 mins
Abduct me, alien daddy
Approachability: 9/10 (Domestic drama/thriller with a Movie-of-the-week aura)
Content Warnings: Medical torture; Body horror; Space goo
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August 5, 2025 • 94 mins
The classiest of all streaming cat videos.
Approachability: 9/10 (Classy and spooky movie masterpiece)
Content Warnings: Sexual assault; Blood/violence
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July 29, 2025 • 107 mins
Found another use for the meat saw!
Special Guest: Iris Explosion (Iris is live onstage in Coney Island on Aug 15. Tix/info here)
Approachability: 3/10 (Schlocky/Fun 80s slasher with graphic practical effects)
Content Warnings: Sexual assault/harassment; Blood/Gore
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July 22, 2025 • 104 mins
Let's take a trip on Mushroom Island
Approachability: 10/10 (Rubber-suit mushroom monsters versus Gilligan’s Island)
Content Warnings: Threat of sexual assault
Live Stream: July 26 @ 3pm ET
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July 15, 2025 • 125 mins
It's time to Pump It Up!
Approachability: 4/10 (Over-the-top body horror satire)
Content Warnings: Body horror; Blood/gore; Lots of needles; Depression
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July 8, 2025 • 105 mins
Men will literally become ventriloquists instead of going to therapy
Approachability: 8/10 (Tragic drama with solid horror elements (namely that fucking doll))
Content Warnings: domestic abuse; bloody murder; creepy doll
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July 1, 2025 • 88 mins
When do we get BRIDE of Frankencarrot?
Approachability: 9/10 (Corny, fun, sci-fi classics)
Content Warnings: Animal death; Jump scares; Strobe effects
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June 24, 2025 • 130 mins
Imagine, if you will, a government run by evil people
Special Guests: Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror!
Approachability: 8/10 (Neo-noir journalism thriller with witches)
Content Warnings: Jump scares; Creepy imagery/sounds; Flashing lights
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June 17, 2025 • 100 mins
Bad Bunny made me do it.
Approachability: 5/10 (Tense & violent with a slow burn)
Content Warnings: bloody/gore; jump scares; vomit
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June 13, 2025 • 104 mins
The Cat With Hands (2001) / Other Side of the Box (2020) / This House Has People in It (2016) / Still Life (2005) / Whistle and I'll Come to You (1968)
Approachability: (varies)
Content Warnings: Jump scares; Child death; Creepy faces/figures
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June 10, 2025 • 124 mins
Who invited Mumford & Son to the party?
Special Guest: Symphony Sanders
Approachability: 7/10 ( More dark action film than horror )
Content Warnings: Blood/violence; Animal death; Overt racism/epithets
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LIVE STREAM Jun 14: The Taking of Deborah Logan
HORROR SHORTS PLAYLIST for Jun 13 Ep
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June 3, 2025 • 110 mins
Don't forget to vote!
Approachability: 8/10 ( More Shawshank Stephen King than IT Stephen King )
Content Warnings: Sexual Assault/Murder; Blood; Suicide; Child endangerment; Mild jump scares
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May 27, 2025 • 118 mins
Let's talk about proper car maintenance
Approachability: 1/10 ( Tense, bloody, and torture-y )
Content Warnings: Torture/Sexual Assault; Mutilation; Blood Gore; Homophobic/Misogynist Slurs
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May 20, 2025 • 130 mins
Throw me down a well, goth mommy!
Approachability: 2/10 ( Pretty disturbing supernatural noir mystery )
Content Warnings: Graphic animal death; Child murder; Jump Scares; Upsetting imagery; Suicide; Child abandonment
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May 13, 2025 • 97 mins
Don't tell your friends what you saw.
Approachability: 9/10 (Suspenseful mystery classic with horror elements)
Content Warnings: Domestic abuse/assault; Child abuse
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May 6, 2025 • 115 mins
Maximum Overdrive, but birds
Approachability: 6/10 ( Tense and occasionally bloody; an all-timer scare in this one, too )
Content Warnings: Stalking; Animal harm; Child harm; Blood/gore
Live Stream: Sat May 10 @ 3pm ET
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