Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9
Helping to make horror films more approachable, one die roll at a time. Hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin of Welcome to Night Vale.
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December 16, 2025 • 91 mins
Don't talk to anyone you meet on vacation
Approachability: 4/10 (Tense & disturbing psych horror)
Content Warnings: Child death; Blood/gore
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December 9, 2025 • 73 mins
Lucifer is gonna win the Chopin Competition this year
Aretha Franklin singing "Nessun Dorma"
Approachability: 8/10 (Standard 70s-style Satanic ritual fare)
Content Warnings: Suicide; Child death; Sexual Assault; Incest
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December 2, 2025 • 68 mins
Sentient puppets kiling Nazis? 5 stars. No notes
Approachability: 7/10 (Goofy killer puppet movie, but the puppets are good)
Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Nazis; Suicide
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November 25, 2025 • 75 mins
Good and normal kids learn about science (and RIP Udo Kier)
References: Patrick Stewart's Quadruple Take masterclass
Approachability: 7/10 (Campy and grotesque art-house horror)
Content Warnings: Sexual assault; Blood/gore; Spider
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November 18, 2025 • 93 mins
Welcome to hell, motherfuckers
Approachability: 6/10 (The horror elements are simple enough; But the real scares are all too real (and very intense).)
Content Warnings: Strobe effects; Racial violence (incl real photos/footage); Spousal and child abuse; Blood/gore; Jump scares
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November 11, 2025 • 85 mins
What - and I mean this respectfully - what is a ghoulie, exactly?
Approachability: 7/10 (Gloopy/gloppy and very schlocky, but mostly silly)
Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Jump scares; Clowns
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November 4, 2025 • 111 mins
aka The Amityville Economic Anxiety
Approachability: 8/10 (Made-for-TV-level scares/gore)
Content Warnings: Blood/violence; Jump scares; Closeups of flies
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October 31, 2025 • 75 mins
Floor 9.5 (2018) / Souls of Totality (2019) / My house walk-through (2016) / You Are On The Fastest Available Route (2017) / Don't Feed Them (2023) / Jack Stauber's OPAL (2020)
Playlist of these horror shorts
Approachability: (minimal violence in this collection; mostly disturbing)
Content Warnings: Jump scares; Cult; General creepyness
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October 28, 2025 • 89 mins
Kids these days and their psychic shenanigans
Approachability: 9/10 (Twisted psychological thriller/mystery)
Content Warnings: Nazis
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Horror Shorts Playlist for Halloween
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October 21, 2025 • 81 mins
Franz Kafka's Starlight Express
Approachability: 4/10 (Horror-wise, if you can handle Eraserhead, you got this.)
Content Warnings: Body horror; Violent sexual assault; Animal death; Shaky camera
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October 14, 2025 • 114 mins
Horny vampires and nonspecific accents galore
Special Guest: Symphony Sanders
Approachability: 7/10 (Bloody Hollywood epic; Not scary so much as monster-y)
Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Suicide; Child death; Animal death; Jump scares
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Patreon Live Stream Oct 18: Haunt (2019)
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October 7, 2025 • 91 mins
Danny Zuko: Driller Killer
Approachability: 6/10 (Campy, not scary, but still gory)
Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; Sexual assault
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September 30, 2025 • 115 mins
I hope you dance.
Approachability: 7/10 (Arthouse psychological thriller with strong horror elements)
Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Rape; Vomit; Religious self-harm; Suicide; Depression
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September 23, 2025 • 115 mins
Weirdest episode of Friday Night Lights ever
Approachability: 6/10 (More action/comedy violent than horror violent, but it lands some scares)
Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore; Animal death
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September 16, 2025 • 80 mins
Murder monsters are woke now
Approachability: 6/10 (Schlocky and gory (on a Garbage Pail Kids level), and surprisingly sweet)
Content Warnings: Strobe effect; Body horror; Medical torture; Blood/gore; Jump scares
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September 9, 2025 • 102 mins
I hope this glowing pyramid finds you well…
Approachability: 4/10 (Surreal and visual feast; Slow-burn horror, but it gets there)
Content Warnings: Medical Imprisonment; Stalking; Needles; Body horror; Disturbing/surreal imagery; Blood/violence
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September 2, 2025 • 92 mins
Let's summon the demon Labubu
Approachability: 7/10 (Pulpy classic with plenty of noisy jump scares)
Content Warnings: Jump scares; Suicide; Spooky demon
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August 26, 2025 • 106 mins
The gods are such micromanagers
Approachability: 4/10 (Aggressively bloody and scary meta-comedy)
Content Warnings: Extreme violence; Jump scares
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August 19, 2025 • 86 mins
Chinchilla chinchilla chinchilla
Approachability: 7/10 (Super-stylized art film with lots of gross body things)
Content Warnings: Body Horror; Sexual assault; Medical experimentation; Gore/Ooze
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August 12, 2025 • 114 mins
Abduct me, alien daddy
Approachability: 9/10 (Domestic drama/thriller with a Movie-of-the-week aura)
Content Warnings: Medical torture; Body horror; Space goo
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