Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9
Helping to make horror films more approachable, one die roll at a time. Hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin of Welcome to Night Vale.
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July 1, 2025 • 88 mins
When do we get BRIDE of Frankencarrot?
Approachability: 9/10 (Corny, fun, sci-fi classics)
Content Warnings: Animal death; Jump scares; Strobe effects
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June 24, 2025 • 130 mins
Imagine, if you will, a government run by evil people
Special Guests: Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror!
Approachability: 8/10 (Neo-noir journalism thriller with witches)
Content Warnings: Jump scares; Creepy imagery/sounds; Flashing lights
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June 17, 2025 • 100 mins
Bad Bunny made me do it.
Approachability: 5/10 (Tense & violent with a slow burn)
Content Warnings: bloody/gore; jump scares; vomit
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June 13, 2025 • 104 mins
The Cat With Hands (2001) / Other Side of the Box (2020) / This House Has People in It (2016) / Still Life (2005) / Whistle and I'll Come to You (1968)
Approachability: (varies)
Content Warnings: Jump scares; Child death; Creepy faces/figures
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June 10, 2025 • 124 mins
Who invited Mumford & Son to the party?
Special Guest: Symphony Sanders
Approachability: 7/10 ( More dark action film than horror )
Content Warnings: Blood/violence; Animal death; Overt racism/epithets
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LIVE STREAM Jun 14: The Taking of Deborah Logan
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June 3, 2025 • 110 mins
Don't forget to vote!
Approachability: 8/10 ( More Shawshank Stephen King than IT Stephen King )
Content Warnings: Sexual Assault/Murder; Blood; Suicide; Child endangerment; Mild jump scares
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May 27, 2025 • 118 mins
Let's talk about proper car maintenance
Approachability: 1/10 ( Tense, bloody, and torture-y )
Content Warnings: Torture/Sexual Assault; Mutilation; Blood Gore; Homophobic/Misogynist Slurs
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May 20, 2025 • 130 mins
Throw me down a well, goth mommy!
Approachability: 2/10 ( Pretty disturbing supernatural noir mystery )
Content Warnings: Graphic animal death; Child murder; Jump Scares; Upsetting imagery; Suicide; Child abandonment
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May 13, 2025 • 97 mins
Don't tell your friends what you saw.
Approachability: 9/10 (Suspenseful mystery classic with horror elements)
Content Warnings: Domestic abuse/assault; Child abuse
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May 6, 2025 • 115 mins
Maximum Overdrive, but birds
Approachability: 6/10 ( Tense and occasionally bloody; an all-timer scare in this one, too )
Content Warnings: Stalking; Animal harm; Child harm; Blood/gore
Live Stream: Sat May 10 @ 3pm ET
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April 28, 2025 • 121 mins
S3E2 "Playtest" / S3E3 "Shut Up and Dance" / S4E5 "Metalhead"
Approachability: 4/10 ( Bleak as hell with lots of blood in these episodes )
Content Warnings: Spiders; Jump scares; Human trafficking; Pedophilia; Blood/gore; Medical imprisonment; Suicide
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April 22, 2025 • 118 mins
Black Lodge noir
Approachability: 4/10 ( Mindf*ck, 90s-style )
Content Warnings: Blood/gore; jump scares; Creepy visuals; Suicide; Strobe effect
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April 15, 2025 • 111 mins
Let's learn about Irish culture
Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin
Approachability: 7/10 ( Silly horror comedy with some mild gore )
Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Spider; Jump scares
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April 8, 2025 • 83 mins
Dereks don't run
Approachability: 2/10 ( Comedically gory splatter fest )
Content Warnings: Violence/gore
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April 1, 2025 • 89 mins
Send more cops
Approachability: 6/10 ( Spoof-level gory comedy )
Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares
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March 25, 2025 • 99 mins
Take a picture. It'll last longer.
Approachability: 6/10 ( Documentary-style zombie disaster )
Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Racism; Creepy photos; Child/Animal Death
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March 18, 2025 • 93 mins
Hope you're not eating lunch
Approachability: 1/10 ( Extreme gore/grotesqueries; Legit scary/disturbing )
Content Warnings: Creepy imagery; Sexual Assault; Torture; Jump scares; Trans-/homophobic language; Blood/Gore; Vomit
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March 11, 2025 • 114 mins
Every New York apartment has its imperfections
Approachability: 4/10 ( Argento-level blood/gore/style )
Content Warnings: Jump scares; Stylized blood/gore; Animal cruelty; Animal death;
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March 4, 2025 • 118 mins
Let's talk Huey Lewis and the News
Approachability: 7/10 ( Dark, dry, satirical horror about Reagan-era misogyny & violence)
Content Warnings: Misogynistic violence; Bloody murders; Homophobic slurs.
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February 25, 2025 • 98 mins
Dirtbike Shithead vs The Space Goo
Approachability: 6/10 ( Gloopy/gloppy 80s sci-fi horror )
Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Body horror; Sexual Assault; Child Death; Strobe Effects
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