Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9

Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9

Helping to make horror films more approachable, one die roll at a time. Hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin of Welcome to Night Vale.

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May 30, 2023 126 mins

Therapy: The Movie

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May 16, 2023 80 mins

For the last time, y'all, you shoot the zombies in the head.

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How do Leprechaun work?

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Witch, please

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Say, that's a funny-looking card deck, pal

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April 18, 2023 89 mins

Do what mirror demon says and Fill the Bowl

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Be the Aunt Martha you wish to see in the world.

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April 4, 2023 85 mins

Ask your doctor which Demon of the Prairie is right for you.

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March 28, 2023 91 mins

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March 21, 2023 119 mins

They probably should have gone to Barcelona.

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March 14, 2023 97 mins

The Oscar for best use of "star wipe" goes to…

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March 7, 2023 103 mins

Imagine Johnny Depp as a shitty boyfriend

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February 28, 2023 107 mins

Gimme that old time religion. 

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February 21, 2023 117 mins

God's judgment is clear, but what about OSHA's?

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February 14, 2023 97 mins

It was CAPITALISM that killed the beast.

Approachability: 7/10 (Legitimate thriller, for a 90-year-old film)

Content Warnings: Old-timey misogyny; super racist caricatures; monster attacks; animal death

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February 7, 2023 88 mins

I'm sorry, Mr. Burton, but Hollywood has a 4-montage limit.

Approachability: 9/10 (More of a lightly-dark comedy about vampires than a horror movie)

Content Warnings: Suicide; Mental institution abuse

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Editing: Grant Stewart

Logo: David Baldwin

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January 31, 2023 91 mins

Cook like an Egyptian...

Approachability: 8/10 (Gory/bloody but in the most campy way possible)

Content Warnings: Stalker/Killer; silly-looking blood

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Editing: Grant Stewart

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January 24, 2023 117 mins

Your standard Lovecraftian/Modern Dance/Cold War/Divorce Drama

Approachability: 3/10 (Brilliant, but a tough watch for the squeamish)

Content Warnings: Emotional abuse/manipulation; Physical domestic violence; Graphic miscarriage; Bodily possession; Child death; Slimy tentacle beast; Suicide; Dog death; Blood/gore

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January 17, 2023 103 mins

"Hail to the king, baby"

Special Guest: Alex Steed 

Approachability: 9/10 (Fantasy action comedy w/vague horror elements)

Content Warnings: Cartoonish blood, demons

Jan 21 Patreon Live Stream: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) 

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