Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle
Jake Anthony and Matt Marr are two Southern Queens who absolutely love reality shows about lonely hearts looking for love. They recap it all including: TLC's 90 Day Fiancé, Love is Blind on Netflix, Love After Lockup, and some other shows where the people are just hot messes looking for love. If you've been looking for your gay BFFs to dish this show, you're home Queen! Matt is a clinical psychologist, while Jake is a life coach and teacher. And they both are shady queens who are boggled at the insane ways some of these people search for love in this world. The only thing more certain than a K-1 Visa or a venereal disease is the fact that Jake and Matt will keep you laughing at these lovebirds while also judging their choices. But none of it is mean, because Jake and Matt get it. At the end of the day, aren't we all just looking for our little piece of love? Follow us Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find all things Mattie & Poodle at www.realitygays.com. An Audacy Podcast.
Episodes
August 2, 2025 • 79 mins
LILU is now on video y'all!
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LaTisha meets her husband for the first time outside of prison. Courtnee goes MIA. Quiana and Damodrick give love a 3rd chance, but Jawalia drops a bombshell. Brooke lies to JK. Justine wants a $60K wedding. Daniel keeps a secret from Bianca.
00:12:06 LaTisha & Keith
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August 1, 2025 • 40 mins
The boys announce the next addition to their “Icons” Series, and discuss Harry Styles’ new sex toy line, as well as the end of “E! News”
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July 30, 2025 • 60 mins
Zena suspects everyone is lying and wonders whether Ebrima's sister is actually his wife. Andy meets Arrah for the first time and is delighted to discover she's real.
Shorna has a crisis of faith and lures a grouchy Adnand back with some sexy selfies.
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Andy and Arrah 13:58
Shorna and Adnand 29:23
Zena and Ebrima 36:49
Shannon and Mete 43:57
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July 29, 2025 • 59 mins
Jen turns the tables on Cole and she and Elise team up. Chantel lands a date with someone unexpected. Usman drops the L-word, leaving Cortney stunned, and Tiffany's date with Jay ends with a surprising question.
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July 28, 2025 • 76 mins
This is part 2!
Tigerlily catches Adnan in a lie. Kara makes a confession about Guillermo. Brandon and Julia attempt to spice up their sex life. Andrei has a few surprises up his sleeve for Elizabeth in Moldova. Gino and Jasmine seek solace in their new romances.
Libby and Andrrei: 14:00
Gino and Jasmine: 38:46
The Gilded Age Corner: 41:20
Kara and Guillermo: 58:02
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July 28, 2025 • 101 mins
This is part 1
Tigerlily catches Adnan in a lie. Kara makes a confession about Guillermo. Brandon and Julia attempt to spice up their sex life. Andrei has a few surprises up his sleeve for Elizabeth in Moldova. Gino and Jasmine seek solace in their new romances.
Matt's vacay: 10:45
Jake's vacay: 28:30
Episode 3 Recap 43:43 minutes
Episode 4 Recap starts Brandon/ Julia 01:01:22
Tigerlily and Adnan: 01:15:34
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July 25, 2025 • 45 mins
The boys discuss the cancellation of “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert,” as well as the David Geffen divorce and the Drag Race All Stars Finale.
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July 23, 2025 • 69 mins
Andy's fallen in love with Arrah, from the Philippines -- but they have never met in person. Shannon is dismayed when Mete's secret mini-break surprise turns out to be a cold rental motorhome, while Phin can't cope meeting Sandra's enormous family.
Zena and Ebrima -12.55
Phin and Sandra -27.15
Shannon and Mete - 39.52
Andy and Arrah- 48.10
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July 22, 2025 • 78 mins
We've had some tech issues recording, try listening to both earbuds, sorry!
Elise corners Jen and Cole over a steamy rumor. Tiffany gets thrown under the bus, and Chantel's not letting it slide. Tim flirts in the weirdest way, Jen starts to question her connections, and Cortney gets emotional with a surprising Colt update.
Timestamps
Quick recap of last week’s and between the sheets (EP 8) 20:53
Main Episode (EP 9): 39:26
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July 21, 2025 • 68 mins
Zena plots to confront Ebrima about his secret social media ... but not until after sex. Things get awkward when Phin finally meets Sandra’s kids.
Shannon and Mete 12:51
Shorna and Adnand 20.10
Phin and Sandra 33:58
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July 21, 2025 • 61 mins
Adnand is deflated when Shorna reveals her vow of chastity. Phin's terrified of being a stepfather, and Zena discovers her boytoy’s saucy online life.
Shannon and Mete 07:48
Zena and Ebrima 21:31
Shorna and Adnand: 29.54
Sandra and Phil: 38:35
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July 18, 2025 • 45 mins
The boys are on vacation, but you’re STILL getting a Gayly Dose! In this “Megadose Edition,” Mattie and Poodle tell you all the things you can do/watch/read/experience to make you GAYER, and therefore, a much better person (well, maybe not better, but at least more fun!)
Our Essential Queer Film List
“Paris Is Burning”
“Tangerine”
“Priscilla Queen of the Desert”
“Carol!”
“Maurice”
“Desert Hearts”
“Tongues Untied”
“Boys...
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Y'all... this is the FIRST Episode the boys recorded back 8 years ago. Things might change but still everything remained the same.
If y'all want to check out the video of this podcast, check it out here:
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July 14, 2025 • 64 mins
This is part 2
Tigerlily and Adnan start fresh in America. Kara confesses what started the downfall of her marriage. Elizabeth and Andrei feel conflicted about Loren and her attitude. Darcey worries Georgi is hiding things from her. Gino tells Natalie the truth.
Darcey / Georgi 7:46
Tigerlily / Adnan 24:24
The Gilded Age Corner 40.25
Kara / Guillermo 48.38
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July 14, 2025 • 65 mins
This is part one!
Tigerlily and Adnan start fresh in America. Kara confesses what started the downfall of her marriage. Elizabeth and Andrei feel conflicted about Loren and her attitude. Darcey worries Georgi is hiding things from her. Gino tells Natalie the truth.
Gino/ Jasmine 8:29
Florida Contingent: 42:00
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July 13, 2025 • 81 mins
The boys officially start their vacay y'all, but they made sure give you this wonderful gift of the new season of these lonely lads and lasses across the pond!
P.S. While the shows posted 3 episodes on Discovery+, we are posting episode 2 and 3 next week!
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Jealous rows, a secret vow of chastity and a double-decade age gap. Three Brits face emotional challenges in their long-distance relationships.
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July 11, 2025 • 47 mins
The boys talk about their favorite superheroes and the badass-ery of Kirsten Dunst, and play another installment of “The Gay Games.”
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July 8, 2025 • 55 mins
Cole finally stands up to Jen but she's not backing down. Cortney's stunned by Usman's secret date. Colt thinks he's locked in, until a rival swoops in. Chantel connects with Joe. Then, a sudden injury shakes the retreat and could end one love story for good.
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July 7, 2025 • 83 mins
This is our part two of the new season of 90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After
Gino heads to Vegas for some secret fun and Jasmine struggles with her new reality. Kara and Guillermo face challenges.
22:10 - Kara/ Guillermo
40:18 -The Gilded Age Corner
53:22 Gino/Jasmine
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July 7, 2025 • 74 mins
This is our part one of of the new season of 90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After
Darcey and Georgi celebrate a milestone. Loren and Alex host a heated barbecue that Elizabeth, Andrei, Jovi and Yara attend.
Episode Discussion starts at around 20 minute mark
21:59 Libby/ Andrei
32:59 Jovi/ Yara
36:18 Loren/Alexei
51:29 Darcey/ Stacey
1:01:11 "Call Us" Segment
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