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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, guys, welcome to another episode of Selective Ignorance. However,
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before we get to this week's episode, I want to
remind you guys to purchase my book No Holds Barred,
a dual manifesto of sexual exploration and power. So feel
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black owned, or woman owned to support them. But also
just click the button on Amazon, Barnes and Nobles, or
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wherever you read your books.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Again.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
That is No Holds Barred, a dual manifesto of sexual
exploration and power, written by yours truly and my co
host of the Decisions Decisions podcasts, Weezy.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Make sure y'all get that. Now, let's get to this
week's episode. This is Mandy B.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Welcome to Selective Ignorance, a production of The Black Effect
Podcast Network and Iart Radio.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
What's up? What's up? What's up?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Y'all? It's Selective Ignorance with your girl, Mandy B.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
The show where I may not have all the facts,
but I definitely got all the opinions. This week on
This is America, we're talking the new face of local politics.
Mondmi just won the New York mayoral race. Some cities
got women in charge, and they're like, we're ready for
a whole makeover because the cheeto got to go. We
are getting into politics, but also we know the.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
People are fed up.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
They are fed up not only with the government, but
with the fact that the government is still shut down,
causing us to figure out how we gonna afford food
and if our flights are gonna get canceled during the
holiday travel. We're also getting into digital racism because that's
a thing that came about with this new thing called Sora.
But we're gonna say a little bit with AI because
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y'all know, I am buying the robots and I'm here
for all of it, so I have the hot takes
and celebrities say the darness things we have to talk
about this new AI.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Singer the creator finally.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Spoke out, and y'all may be surprised by my take,
although I feel like y'all are surprised by all of
my takes because you hate everything I have to say.
And then, finally, if you're a bar this is your
official warning go on an excess stage left. Your queen
is out here embarrassing y'all, and she got a dragon
lined up by me.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
This is selective ignorance.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
And we get in into all the tea and per usual,
I am joined by my super producers. We got journalism
Jason in the building you already know, and I love
that I get to film this in person. We have
a king and the building and we are also joined
by a very special guest who may be more problematic
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than me, but he'll make you laugh in all of
his problematic ways.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Y'all. We have Jay.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Jorden, who is a New York based comedian. A y'all
can now, right now, right very now check out his
new special.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yes, ma'am out now make sure you get there.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I told y'all you have to produce insert clapping because
no one.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Wants to hear real.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
You gotta do this, Ja, thank you, thank.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
You for having me this.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
This is our second time hanging out, and I want
to say, every time I see a clip of you,
I'm like, that's right, talk your ship.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
But you know what I think for me, we sat
together on decisions, decisions, y'all. If you haven't listened yet,
I think.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
We ended up.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
We'll give y'all lord.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah, no, the backstory was wee Weezy brought Jay on
and we end up having a whole outline that we
didn't do because instead he took over, and so I
followed him after because I'm like, I'm obsessed, and then
I've just become obsessed watching all your content. I was like,
this motherfucker is funny. I said, I want him on
the goddamn show.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
And then I.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Said him, I said, do you know Jay Jorden? Has
he not come across here? Then he falls into your content.
Jason is like, no, this guy's good. And then I see,
your motherfucking ass got a goddamn special.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
What is it? It's on the Hulu? On the Hulu?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
You sound like when I talk to my mama last night.
She said, so where is it? She said, is it
on the Disney Plus? I said, well not, Micky, ain't
let me talk about it, pussy. But once again, Mickey,
what you know? They said, put it on Hulu. It's
all Disney Plus. But then you hit the Hulu on
the Disney Plus.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
And this is this is why really Disney does a
lot of that ship.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
They just have the look.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Yeah, you know, basically, you know when you have a
get together and you go, hey, hey, send them kids outside.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
We about to start doing that's that's that's who.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Go watch Disney Mickey Mouse Club. But then you know,
we got some drinks. We have no fun with person.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
How for anyone before they are like fall.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
In love with you after this episode and then like
I gotta go watch Yes, ma'am, what what? What was
the what did you want to talk about it?
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Essentially, basically, I wanted this to be my debut to
a much larger audience. I love this hour stand up comedy.
I think it's one of the best hour long commercials
for what I do. It's also a really cool hour
because I got to do it in New Orleans. So
I'm black, I'm queer, I'm southern. New Orleans is black
and queer and southern, so it felt perfect. Comedy Dynamics
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they did my album. They reached out to me and
I said, let's do it. And so I was really
lucky that I was able to sell the Hulu because
I was worried because sometimes right now in the industry,
it's very easy to get something produced, it's hard to
get something else. Yes, yeah, a lot of stuff gets made,
a lot of stuff you kind of just sit in
developmental health. So I was very happy and so fortunate
that Hulu took a chance. And like, the best part
of this special to me is all these jokes. I'm
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giving you a joke every fifteen seconds, and it's something
in there for everybody. It's something never, it's something never
eight King, it's.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
A lot of stuff. It's a lot of stuff I
talk about. It's a lot of you know what's crazy.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I literally we were just talking about it.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
So we were just talking about we were just talking
about something.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
But we were talking about suckingd dick from the back.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
And so when I like, so, so basically a king,
it has Okay, I'm just gonna tell you which first of.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
The all, there is a meat length required.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
To do it for that to do it, which is
why I say suck my dick from the back.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah, it's big and they could wrap around.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Basically a king.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
A king is now into the the think of it.
Hold on, no, he's into pause all of that.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
A king is a king is in the.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Thick of seeing all of this disgusting dialogue in comments
when people don't agree, right. So he's been a collaborator
on selective ignorance as no it's bad. And so he's
been responding in this kind way. So yesterday I was
I was like, nigg you pussy. I was like, yo,
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you're not responding really well. So so he comes in
the studio today and he's like, yo, I like you.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
You you know, you gave me the courage to like
snap back.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
He said, Yo, you put the battery in the back.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I responded like, I said, I'm making you a thug.
I said, what'd you say?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
He said?
Speaker 4 (06:54):
He said, I would making you said?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Who would you say?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
He said, yo? So what on his page? He was
talking ship and I came back and I called him.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Yeah, we'll hear the thing that is.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Respectful.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Yeah, I'm different. So whenever people like I'll make fun
of I'll make fun of anything. Online I posted a
picture of a close up with Donald Trump's eye and
next to a picture of a pig's eye, and they're
so similar. They look they look wonder one. And so
someone said, oh, they said, oh, you're a gay nigger,
and I quote I quote tweeted them and said with
a special answer period, you know what they said undneath
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they said true.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
So I love a good clod back situation.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
I like it when people when they when I talk
about bisexuality, digg Oh you can't.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
You can't be a bye man. You just gah. I go,
I go, guess what.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
I don't have to I don't have to give you
a list of people I just fucked.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
But just so you know, and I know it's gross,
it's this, wee not. You can't do what I do.
You can't be a two sport athlete. Okay, I'm not Jackson.
I got to say Michael Jordan's, but Michael Jordan's Michael Jordan.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Yeah, my dad died, but not from gambling dad. I'm not.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Chicago, Chicago. I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
I love y'all.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
I love Chicago. A week.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Well, I think this is the moment that again y'all
are gonna laugh vote. We are going to share some
of your jokes that we've been online, that we're kind
of selectively ignorant, that we want to know if you.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Still That's why I'm so happy to this podcast, because
selectively ignorant is how I describe my comedy. Something I
love that I want to be right and wrong. I
want to give you just enough right and just enough wrong.
I want to be able to make fun of not bonding.
People would love like that's the joke. But that's what
I'm saying. I go, hey, you know why everyone's wearing
big pants now, because all the genders in the pants.
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You if you got all the genders, you gotta have
big pants, you gotta have pockets for all the genders.
That is hilarious, right, he got big pasts. No, No,
they got big pans.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
They got they got big.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
They got they got them big pants on.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I'll be wearing my big pants, okay, and I got
all the genders. I told you all, y'all sucking my
dick from the back. All right, let's get into ooh okay,
we we we pulled. I'm gonna start with let's uh.
You said that black people can't be gentrifiers played the
clip player.
Speaker 6 (09:31):
Right now, I'm seeing a lot of tiktoks about if
black people who moved to New York are gentrifiers, and
it's not gentrification, it's the great migration. Just like lady,
I argue, black people that moved to New York, black
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people that moved to Philly, black people moved Chicago, you
moved Detroit. If you moved to a place where black
people were moving in the mid century to get away
from Jim Crow racism.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
You you aren't gingifying. You know, it's the Great migration.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Nah, it's the late migration. I'm I'm just doing what
my family would have done. Okay, that's to me. Whenever
people talk about gentrification, you kind of talk about a
flattening and a scrubbing of a culture and identity from
a place.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
If you moved to New York and.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
You still say hey to the to the people on
the block, you still said you help all one with
her groceries. You aren't saying all we need to tear
the shit down. You're not gentrifying. You're just trying to
make a better world for yourself. I oka, Actually, if
you're black.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Okay, I guess that's what I was gonna ask you that,
because I'm seeing gentrification take place astronomically in Atlanta right now,
and I feel bad as the black person saying I
love gentrified Atlanta. I fucking loved about like this is
the other the way I get a little problematic because
I do know that they had to, you know, buy
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eminent domain the homes, tear them down.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
To a neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Are you ready for a sidewalk, and I just like
to walk home with some nice bar.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Okay, don't do that. That's not what I'm saying. I
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
I think I think Mandy likes the walkable city, and
it is hard if the infrastructure in the place has
kind of led us to a city deteriorate to the
point they do have to like restructure everything to make
it walkable again. But I can't say I like gentrification.
But I can't say I love a cupcake.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
See, I'm not gonna lie. I don't hate it. I
don't hate a vegan.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Don'tah, you're not getting those in certain.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
But some people can't. Some people can't.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
That's why to me, I actually do believe black people
can be gentrified, like especially because within our community there
are classicism exists.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Kai Brown, Nigo.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Baby.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
I might be these rows might be are we being
too ignorant right now? I'm looking at the he said,
who are these nigglas?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
So I think I.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Think both like from a from a from a class standpoint,
I do see the argument. But usually when people are
talking about gentrification online, they are talking about you know,
they're talking about whites coming in moving into a neighborhood
and kind of like moving black people out. I think,
especially especially for black people in media, you kind of
want to go to a hub, into a mecca. So
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I'm from the South. If I hadn't move to New York,
I would have probably moved to Atlanta because it's the closest.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
We have to let people move to cities.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
We have to let people move to big like and
you know, I moved to East Harlan when I came
to New York.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
We I didn't change nothing. My first apartment street level,
there was a man on the street was a basem
who's straight up.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Still there was a man who ever down and there
he just was taking that by the garbage chans.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
He would taking that by the garbage because like some incense.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
That was it. Listen, we had a roommate. We didn't know.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
He didn't pay rent. He did not pay rent.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
You know, a lovely singing voice. But I didn't say
to get out of here. I said that was be easy.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I said, hey man, wash, heytch some stuff.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
So now you can you can kind of curb the
tendency to be called a gentrified if you ingratiate yourself
and integrate with the community, with neighbors. That's what I
was trying to say. Okay, I'm mad at that, I'm
standing ten toes down in there.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
I'm not mad at that.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Now, you do have two clips about politics, and before
we get into this as America, I said this would
be the perfect one. I'm gonna let you decide which
one you want to double down or take back? Do
you want to double down or take back? Out in
gay Republicans or double down or take back flirting versus
harassment with Mandani and.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Comod Man, you know what to pull up the or clips? Yeah,
because that man. People vote for that man because of
the policies. Also, they want a second dick.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Okay, okay, let's talk about it.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Wait, let's let's let let's run the clip.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Jason.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
They're platforming Zoram, Mom, Donnie, what we gotta do something
about this?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
It's a flirt. Should I just be he's a good
Christian man?
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Well, yeah, it is tough to be like he's a
flirting but Andrew Crmo, he's a sex past Maybe figure out, Well.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
There's a difference. It's like when you want.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
What's the difference between flirting and sexual harassing six inches.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Here.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know, a good handshake maybe.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Also, because that was such a great clip, can you
shout out which.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Was I'm right, you're wrong, it's a Medina, that's her podcast.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
I want to make sure, yes, I want to make
sure I shout out to the other creatives.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Great clip, super hilarious.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
I say it all the time in terms of even
workplace an hr. If a man is fine, he's flirting.
If he's ugly, it's harassment, and that's just what it is.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I guess I'm doubling down. I'm doubling down.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
If someone told me that Zoe Ron touched the smaller
day back, I'd be like, so, I'd be like.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
He's affectionate.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
He his care is the culture. You don't understand he
was if Cuomo touched the smile on your hell up police,
this Italian man raped me.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
You want to know what's crazy about it? Too?
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Like I live in Atlanta now, so I wasn't as
engulfed into.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
New York politics.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
However, I also because all I know is New Yorkers
and that's all I follow, and that's been my world
for the life.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
You know, how I know you've been for a long time.
I have any come of this show.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
You said, suk my Dick from the bat Am I
on the Fortran.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
I thought she was Puerto Rican and Dominican.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
I probably told him I'm not and I'm black man.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Yah Dominicans. I love t mobile, y'all.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
I'm not playing with you.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
To me though, when it came to Mundami, he looked
so cool. By the way, probably best campaign and at
this point we're sliding into this as America because we're
talking about who just won the mayoral here in New
York City. He was outside campaigning in the gay clerbs.
He went, he went to a bashment.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
I'm not gonna lie. Okay, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
I ain't never been with a Middle East and that's
where from the middle was crazy.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
All I know is the way he was.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
And I said, I said, I command, I'm telling you
there's a world where you just and we're in a
grants on this where sometimes you just have to go hey.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
The reason that is not harassment is because everyone agreed.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
That's kind of sexy.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
It was kind of yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
So if someone was like, oh, well, that's what people
are trying to do with his inexperience.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
He's inexperienced.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
You go, yeah, but I don't think I want this
old dude. I want this old dude who killed a
bunch of grandma's. I don't want this old dude who
like has all these like weird sexual because, like the
thing is, if you if you're single and you flirt
in the right way in the workplace, no one's gonna
get mad because there's a level of flirting in the workplace.
You hey, what you're doing. You go, hey, hey, hey, hey,
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are you telling you announced to the group? You go, hey, everyone,
just so everyone in this room, you talk to someone specifically,
everyone in this group. Stop coming to work dressing all provocatively.
Y'all are looking very good, you say, everyone, And then
after that, you go, that's the.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Way you do it. That's the way you do it.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
It's it's interesting because what I see with within us
with politics right now, is we want someone.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
At this point relatable. Y'all.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Niggas are not above the order, and we don't want
to see niggas who think they above the order. So
we like people that are more relatable, which I think
is why right now. Relatable with a plan, well even
right now, Kamala is showing up in these interviews like
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she hadn't and so part of us. Even though we
saw a black woman, we didn't see us in her
all the way because she had had jobs and roles.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
They kind of when it gets.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
What we thought was and she was like handcuffed by
because they basically said, it's some stuff you can never say.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
You can't ever say you disagree with his policies.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
So right now, luckily with Doraah, we have someone who's
not indebted to all these other high like political allegiances
and he doesn't. He doesn't, he's not been bought by someone,
and for what is worth. The other thing about Cuomo
that really sort of pissed me off. Man, you ran
the state and you got these allegations and then you
got to retire peacefully and go away. You could have
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lived the rest of your life in Albany and been chilled.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
You chose to come back with him and his brother
that had ship about them. Right, Well, I don't think
Chris had a bunch of state said his brother helped him?
Speaker 7 (18:46):
Yeah, yeah, like not help, like complicit and like cover
up and was This is actually an even crazier take
now Chris Cuomo bad opinions on things.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
But go ahead and pull up someone pull up Chris
Clomo's arms for Mandy so she can se why I'm
gonna say this.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
No, just so show the picture of.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
The picture of him holding that fish.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Oh my god, wait, don't have me less over? Oh
he got the chest all.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
That's what I'm saying. So if once again, what I'm
gonna say something.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
If he he ran with that picture.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
That's what I'm just so. That's so, that's that's that's so.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
If he would, if he were the newscast.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
If he would have said some crazy ship, which he
might have or might not have said throughout his career
because he looks like that, ain't no one gonna be
like it was like harassment. Do you see what I'm saying.
It's selectively ignorant, but I'm gonna say it.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
If he was like, hey, you look good.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
I'm like you, you look good?
Speaker 2 (19:44):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (19:46):
You know? I don't even never been with a white man,
I would let I would flour back.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
And not even but just flirt a little bit.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Because the rule is you can't stop them from getting
a job or getting promoted if they don't fuck you.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
I don't think flirt is against the law of work. Wait,
that's the role. That's that's an actual sexual harassment situation.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Okay, they can't put you in a position where you
have to go, oh, well, if you don't do this,
you won't get this job.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
And they can't make you feel that way. But if
it's just a little flirt, it was like, damn, man,
did you look good?
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Like?
Speaker 2 (20:15):
That's that's still above the table?
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Is the problem to give them kuchie after you get promoted?
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Okay, Well, here's the thing you gotta establish. You you got
to establish the coochie timeline. You gotta say I got
this job on my Yeah, I got those job on
my own, merit, And now I'm gonna disclose you I'm
about to fuck you, and the HR goes, y'all fucking yes,
but just say no. Timeline is I got the job.
And then I was like, hey, I'm gonna have to size.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Yeah, you can't fuck before the job.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
Before the job the job, you can fuck, but then
you're also in a position where then nothing can change
after y'all fuck. It just has a thank you.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
I think it just needs to be I'm saying it
might be a thank you for I don't y'all was already.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Needs to be like, oh you know what, we can
get this very professional we disclosed and this will not
affect our working relationship. You're not gonna get any preferable
treatment and you're not gonna get any negative treatment.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
What you're gonna get is this dick. And then when
you get it and you end up leaving your husband.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
You see the two Acres, the two anchors America that
left both of their partners and now they it really
it was like, oh damn, both of y'all spousals was
really keeping y'all that.
Speaker 5 (21:19):
Was so why can't I can't.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Boyfriend right now?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Could be keeping you from your soulmates since let the
niggas flirt and flirt back.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
Yeah, so why can't Eric Adams flourish?
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Eric Adams can flirt. You know, he's given all his
bitches job.
Speaker 8 (21:33):
But but Eric economics, I would argue, we need Eric
Adams in New York, but not necessarily as the mayor.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
We need him to be the mascot, We need him
to be the.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Mask out of your city.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
I want I want to see Eric Adams as a
flour seeds to the garden.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
I want him.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
I want him to drive up Jaylen Bruston. I want
to see Eric Adams at of hallal cart and Eric Adams,
he'd be like, you know what, baby New York. That's what.
I don't want to stop a black man from having
a job, but I don't want him to have that job.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
You know, I wanted to have a job.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
By the way, I love to put a pin in
that because that is a part of my tick later.
But I did want to lean into the federal government
right now, let's get off of New York politics and
get into this government.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Motherfucker shut down that. At this very moment that we're recording.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
This podcast, and it's only three days before the release,
I would hope and prayed it by now A. I
made it out of New York because I wasn't scared
because we both people we got.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
I just got seven emails from Delta.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
But they've been emailing me since yesterday.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
And someone sent text messages about a party, I'd be like,
I'm not even you do know?
Speaker 1 (22:51):
If this was what is it posh VIP at this point,
this many goddamn notification. I feel like the if this was.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
A paperless post. I'd be like, are y'all gonna kill us?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
And now the government shut down has had a strong
impact on air traffic control and of course TSA, and
now they are letting us know that by today we're
recording this on Friday, ten percent of the flights across
forty of the major airports across the country are going
to be impacted. And baby, we in New York. I
live in Atlanta. I'm supposed to be going to Dallas. Baby,
(23:28):
it's gonna be yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
I mean, luckily, I got.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
A little pingu that I could that I could land
on if if I end up getting suck here.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
So now I'm not that miserable.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
But if I did it, I'd be like, what the.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Fuck am I here for? I don't I don't want
any more. I don't want to chop cheese. I just
want to go home.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
But now I got a little something to fall off.
It's fun.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
But yeah, a lot of people are stressed right now
because again we're approaching just two weeks away from Thanksgiving
Day travel. A lot of people this is impacting not
only for their jobs, but for their ability to potentially
go home and see their family that maybe a lot
of us.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Haven't got to see in a long time.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
On top of that, as of today, the federal government
is forcing and administering funds to have SNAP benefits go through.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
I think only like next week.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
They are like pushing it for a week, and it
is limited because they are using an emergency fund. By
the way, for anyone that is impacted by this, you
literally open up your phone. There are so many resources
that are currently being posted. There are people with money
that can help. I am also if you are a
patron member on either of my platforms, y'all know, normally
(24:37):
I pick five.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Families and help them buy groceries.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Anyways, so if you are within Horrible Decisions, I'm not
even gonna limit this to just pet this platform, but
if you are at patreon dot com backslash Horrible Decisions
or Patreon dot com backslash selective ignorance, every year I
help provide food for five families. So if you are
specifically someone who's impacted, or know someone who is impacted,
please message me on either of those platforms or dm me.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Y'all thought this was just a podcast about talking, I
mean about you listen and and.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
That's a professional transition.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Wait were sitting on that you gotta do that on
the stage.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
This week, we're making sure that both you know, everyone's eye,
everyone's fair somehow.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
What are your overall thoughts?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
And I want to ask you specifically because I don't
think I got to lean on this on this platform
just yet. But last week Charlemagne was sitting with someone
and I think I might be talking about it in
a future episode, but I wanted to know your thoughts
specifically on whether the eight Democrats is only eight of them,
should concede or if you think that we should hold strong.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
I think that right now, and Meddi Hassign kind of
talked about this, that the Democrats happen to be they
adults in the room is a trap. I do hate
the fact that now we are kind of like leveraging
food against Americans.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Literally, And the one thing that I know you know this,
and I hope more people know this.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
People go, oh, it's all these black women in the
South with all these baby dads and kids. Now it's
a bunch of rural farmers. It is a bunch of
people in flyover states who don't tell people they they
need snap benefits the same way they didn't know the
American Healthcare Act was Obamacare. It's people who don't necessarily
know the nomenclature, don't know the verbiage, but they are
being effective. So if you want to know, and it's nasty,
(26:35):
I just want to It's real nasty what they say
about black women, not only.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Black women, because we're gonna get into digital racism, which
is happening online right now.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
But there's two things. Because yes, if you know better,
you do better.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
I know some of us get ignorant. There was a
video that's going viral right now.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
It was in rural America, and the line for people
that were outside of this food pantry were all elderly
white white people, but the commentator was videoing these elders
on some way to black people in line. If it's
all these senior citizens aren't impacted, and even if it's
white people online, I just hate that now they're putting
(27:10):
people online that really do need these benefits and that
it's impacting. We know white people take up majority of
the motherfucking country. Because black people are only thirteen percent
of the population, we're not the majority of people receiving
STAP benefits. And if you need not only children and
families being impacted, but it's a lot of the elders
like my grandparents, like those who are on and disabled people.
(27:31):
So I just hate that this isn't the time as
well as a country to go to these food pantry
lines and be like, well, where the black people. Because
those people are disabled, they're elderly, they're being affected as well.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
We live in a country where it's hard to retire.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
We live in a country where we don't have any
insistence for people after they're retired, and everything is tied
to your job unless you had a good job that
gave you a pension and set your retirement up. For
elderly people and people who are out of the workforce,
they are suffering and struggling too. And the saddest part
about all of this is that if it was an
argument about nuance and policy, if it was like, okay,
(28:05):
we're arguing about tiny percentages. Now we're kind of saying, oh,
we don't want these people to have food. And I
don't think that if you're a good American you can
stomach that.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
By the way, not only that, in terms of where
we're at politically personally, it's my way or the highway
doesn't work, so the idea don't work.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
It don't work, so they're pap and at work, you
can't say it's my way or the highway.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
And so I hate that the Republicans right now are
pretty much forcing, well, it's my way or a highway,
and until you agree with us, we just gonna sit
here and make all of the Americans.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Because it's making people decide basically between do you want
to get snap benefits now or do you want to
be kicked off of your health insurance. That's the thing
people are not discussing because if we kick these people
off of health insurance and those premiums go up, people
are gonna be screwed. And once again, it's gonna be
a bunch of people, not just black people. It's gonna
be a bunch of people who need health insurance. It's
gonna be people who.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Need insuluce, which is crazy again, one of the only
countries in the goddamn world where we have these high
premiums on healthcare. Because baby, that's why when you watch
motherfucker Handmai's tail, everyone goes to.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
Canada and guess and guess what, guess what, manny you
have talked about how you go listen.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
I'm not your you. I'm not the perfect progressive, but
you have to said, do you want to.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Know their nicknames for me?
Speaker 2 (29:20):
And I don't like this.
Speaker 9 (29:21):
He called me Mandy h Taylor Green and then I
told many, but Mandy, you're but I'm very progressive liberal.
Speaker 5 (29:33):
She's for the people, but she needs her protect and
you know, ain't nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
And this is a rolex. Don't be telling niggas. I
ain't got nothing. I want a future. I ain't get
like A recognize my hoes by ap.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
You don't got a p she not want to. I
forgot I was ghetto.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Every of them.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
People go you the mainstream rooms. I did chocolate Sunday
in l A. I want to say the last when
I was in l A and I was like, you
nevers do a black room. I said, baby, I'm from Jackson, Mississippi.
I don't think you understand. They played Boosy to bring
me up. I come up, they're playing boosy, I said,
set it off, Boosy. The crowd's going yeah. I look
at DJ. I said booty. Oh, well, he gonna hate
this because I'm gay as fu And what and what
(30:24):
and the crazy part about a little boozy ha gay people.
He diabetic?
Speaker 2 (30:26):
How you gonna have gay people and be diabetic? We
both got sugar in our sisters. You can regulate you. Yeah,
you're taking Instling. I'm taking Dick. It's the same one
of them, free Dick. We're not.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
I'm not gonna We're not gonna get it what I
want to say about because you know, I don't.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
I don't make final last bians.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
I respect less and he's definitely respect the bull Daggers,
I respect Bathtom Rouge bull back.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Well, let's get into you brought it up in terms
of the Snap benefits and what the face is supposed
to look like. By the way, Snap benefits is literally
the same as food stamps. However, verbally when we talk
about things, food stamps makes it seem like it just
applies to the black community.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
And so what we're seeing now and what I.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Wanted to get into y'all's thoughts collectively around digital racism.
Not sure if y'all seen it, but people have been
arguing with AI because people can't tell that it's AI.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
But basically, someone went on the Sora app.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
It's s O r A.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
The same way.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
I want the robot. I actually want to get Sora
as well. I'm sorry, I told you.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
I like but Sora doing some bullshit right now, and
they're not regulating the fact that someone went on the
Sora app and created all of these angry black women
making it seem like they don't know how they going
to live without day food stamps. And of course they
put the twang on it, and so.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
It's a non black person typed in the code and
the prompts to do this and then spread it out
and then a bunch of people, yes, mad, yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
But also then you have.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
The trumpers, the maggers that I need you all niggas.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
You said, I this sounds get off my lawn.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
You where the motherfucking hats put that ship off? We
need to stand laughing proud.
Speaker 4 (32:34):
Oh you know how, I know it's evil. You magnet
lover hard I feel bad you had a hard e r.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
But but if you gay, I'm gonna call you a
maggot the period.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
But the thing about what we're seeing as well is
you had white people on the other side being like
see and also just projecting the fact that there wasn't
any imp the regarding black households that are really in
need of this, completely disregarding that most people receive receiving
SNAP benefits are not African American.
Speaker 5 (33:10):
And I did you put up the number here?
Speaker 7 (33:12):
We go to research in twenty twenty about food snamps
sixty two point seven percent.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Not seventy thirty sixty two sixty two point time. And
what's the percentage of black people?
Speaker 7 (33:23):
Black people's twenty seven percent?
Speaker 2 (33:24):
So you got twenty seven percent, sweet potato poe sixty
two percent.
Speaker 5 (33:27):
Pumpkin pie.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
If you want a pie chart, don't do that because
I like punkin. Don't do me. Don't put me with bad.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
Actually, what I would argue is if you call it punkin,
pie is black because if you put the end punkin, okay,
So the.
Speaker 5 (33:43):
Way you heard it.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Also, I had like that. That was my nickname.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Gosh something Punkin was my That was my nickname because
the date of birth that I was supposed to have
was Halloween. I came twenty days early, but my dad
already had the nickname punk So my whole, my whole,
like my family, Yeah, my dad, my dad.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Was it was punkin. Like growing up, it was punking.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
We had. So when I was I went to like
a rec center when I was growing up, and we
could we go to the pool and we all learned
how to swim. And we had a little girl in
the swim group named Punkin and ship Punking.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Everyone loved one time she.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
Was like a little she was like a little chubby
black girl fun. Everyone loved Punking. One time Punkin went
there for two days. Everyone was so sad.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
She showed up on the third day, rose like christ Punkin.
Punkin showed up.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
Everyone of the pool said, poking.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
She's like, what up?
Speaker 4 (34:33):
Yeah? Don't you remember when you were little if you
went away and was like what happened and you came
back with mcdonald's'd be like, oh you should.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
You should see.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
It's crazy because now my anxiety is an adult. I
just cussed, Hey, can I cuss.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
You out a lot?
Speaker 1 (34:46):
But it's been loved well because so yesterday he dropped
me off and I said, hey, let me know when
you get home.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Mind you.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
Me and him are in the chat this morning and
I said.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
I thought, is he alive? I don't like that.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
My brain goes to that, but you, but mind you
is because I was in the car and these these
cars drive crazy out here.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
Oh no, it's not, it's not They're okay. There was
there was an uber, one of my ubers in New York.
They got they got into they hit someone. They hit someone,
and then someone hit them and they were like, okay,
so we are very close to your stop.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
I said, I wait, do you want to know? You
want to say?
Speaker 7 (35:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (35:27):
I was like, what, No, I had a situation.
Speaker 7 (35:30):
I left, Wait, you had a situation in an uber
Uber Uber hit the cars late night. I was with
my I didn't have to pay, with my brother and
my best friend. Boom, they fell asleep. Come Upoom, we
gotta get out, we gotta get Do.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
You want to do you want to know my one
uber accident story? It is so ghetto and I know,
yes I'm using the word get.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
On, I want to use anymore. But it was we
can tell the multitude. No, no, no, this is this
is really tragic.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
So we're coming from Orchard Beach. First off, that's where
it starts. Me and me, Crystal, my homegirl feet. We
all in the don't put them on. Oh I say,
I say my homegirl name, I don't say my nigga name.
And these are also the friends I didn't fuck because
I'm also by sexus. So if you ever hear me
talk about a homegirl name, it's because we don't fuck.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
We're just home girls.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
So anyway, coming back from Orchard Beach is me Fee Crystal,
were coming off. It's not the Brucktner, but it's one
of them god damn little Hall highways. They get us
to park chesting, so we are the first we go
to ride through a light. Wa am we are we
are tailbone. Guess guess who were tailbone by people that
(36:35):
just stole a vehicle and they were getting away from
a guy they were robbing somewhere. But literally, mind you
Virginia plates, that's all we got and no, no, we
got we got tailbone.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
Hold on, it gets better. It gets better because it was.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
A hidden run that insurance didn't do ship because it
was in a stolen vehicle that by the time they
found it. Also it wasn't the driver of the car.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
It was all this bullshit. And then of course the
goddamn Minu.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
I'm like, oh, we're about to get paid because this
was like twenty fourteen where we thought, oh uber no nigga,
they all independent contractors.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
We the goddamn Ubert Tracy Morgan. But I thought I
was like, roll me my ninety mili.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
I was like, oh okay, I was going to the
chiropractor for like fucking months.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
I said, oh yeah, I got hit and run.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
Bro Wait, wait, it's so way so a hit and
run during a crime like they had to run.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
They were in a stolen vehicle.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
And I'm like, only in the Bronx do you literally
get in the middle of a goddamn high speed.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
Like a runway.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
I'm not gonna put that on the Bronx.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
I mean, but by the way, by the way, shout
out to the Bronx, because as much as I've lived
in y'all know, I got the studio still in Brooklyn.
I lived in Long Island City, love it, gentrified Queens,
and then I was in the Bronx for eight years.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
But let me tell you right now, Wait, you're not queen,
just a character building. But we talked about PR and
y'all don't hate me for this. Public was looking at me.
Speaker 10 (38:08):
No, no publicist, she's gonna say the drivers wastric for y'all.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
For y'all that don't live in New York, just know
it is really good PR at what they did in Brooklyn,
because Brooklyn is not is not that great. The Bronx
bro The Bronx has a beach, the botanical garden, a zoo.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
Like the food is good food. You have a lot
more ethics.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
So bro No, no, no, no, I'm not even talking
about so Brewer.
Speaker 4 (38:39):
Bronx like I was in part, tried to say so hot.
People said, you mean the park. They try to go
south Harlem. They said, that's a part of Hell.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Nor I never heard so hot.
Speaker 5 (38:49):
Please do not norm so hot.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
One that's so hot hot? When does it becomeing Harlem
one eleven?
Speaker 5 (38:59):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (38:59):
The park And when we say the park, it's central
So y'all ye not Marcus Marcus Garbage. They be cruising
and Marcus Garby.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
Do you know that, birst Off, I'm aware of the cruising.
Speaker 4 (39:11):
They be Marcus Garby. So they built a high rise
above Marcus Garby and people still cruising. And when they
built that high rise, some people complaining.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Can you explain, by the way, this is not decisions
cruis explain cruising because look look at street Man.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
At the Forget. I'm curious, what do you think cruising is?
That's good?
Speaker 5 (39:33):
Couples who who they.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Leave.
Speaker 5 (39:37):
They they litter kind of hint that they're into a swapping.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Oh you think we're talking pineapple making it class Yeah,
upside down pineapples upside down.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
Okay, that's swinging thattyle. Okay, so whatever, people want to
be real. Whenever people want to be real, like professional,
they go, oh, no, we go to some lifestyle clubs.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Lif we'll probably style community cruising. Cruising, you were so
off by.
Speaker 4 (40:06):
Cruising is queer men usually in New York looking for
public anonymous sex in parks and in kind of like
subway stations, Penn station, bath houses, bath houses. So there
was so they were cruising in Marcus Garvey Park because
like that's that's like people still cruise there, and so
(40:26):
they built a high rise above it, and the people
who were at the high higher levels they would look
in the park and they go, oh my gosh, there
are people hooking up in the park. And they call
NYPD and n y PD said, closer windows, I don't
know what you wanted to do. No way, because n
y p D they can only use police for so
much stuff and not too much. Yes, yes it's a crime,
(40:47):
but not too much. Yeah, some of them, some of
the like, hey, stop blowing my spot up.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
That's what it was. One of them cops be yeah,
of course it's a weird shift.
Speaker 7 (41:01):
Yeah, to get because George Michael got busted by a cop.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Yeah, you have to like they're doing it a bit
more now. The radio host they got caught. Yeah, so
they're like, that's my shift, That's what I'm saying. So
they're like, wiggle it a little bit.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
They'll be at the urinal, they're like tap their foot,
They're like, wiggle their dick a little bit too much
at the urinal. And if you do anything other than
get out of my face, they do have grounds to
be like are you soliciting? And then they'll be like
you're under rest. You're be like, well, my dick's still hard,
so can we figure out what we're gonna do first.
So it is like it's a little bit in trop man. Also,
some people they used to do it. They can meet
(41:46):
their quotas. There's a really good movie about it right
now called Playing Clothes starring Russell Tovey.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
But there are you write that down because I want
to watch that.
Speaker 4 (41:53):
There are men who like, there are gay clostic cops
who do it. And then if they like you, they
won't arrest you, They'll just like still engage in the act.
So it's like so it's like really kind of like
it spans the gamut from like people who are strict
and trying to catch gay people and people who are
gay and trying to catch gay people. So it's very
it's very interesting.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Let me let me just tell y'all, y'all, are y'all
don't know what y'all are about to get for the
next month of content, But boy, is this show becoming educational?
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Where are y'all learn? But that's what education has to
be selectively ignorant.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
And I love the fact that you come at it
from this angle because at first you have to come
at it from like this, where I'm at, this what
I know?
Speaker 2 (42:31):
Sometimes I don't know a lot of shit. And then
as you learn and go, Okay, I agree with this,
but I question this.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Yeah, and I think a lot of you can't be
perfect and you can't expect people to just take in
the things that were being fed or not fed because
it's bullshit.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
It's literally especially by the same people people that.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
We're supposed we're supposed to trust them, but like, what
are we.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
Talking about And the hardest part is even admitting hat
I don't know this thing, or hey, I'm gonna sound
stupid with this thing. And I think through comedy and
your podcasting now we have given more people the ability
to say, hey, I don't know this you that sounds
silk Clearly.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
You talk a lot about Dick and your special. I'm
curious how how touchy were you around politics? And it
was was it something that was even allowed only because
we talked a couple of weeks and months we see
fallon or Kimo almost lost his job by talking about
Charlie Kirk. We saw everyone else kind of silence up.
Were was there anything that you felt like as a
comedian shopping this special that you couldn't touch on because
(43:28):
niggas didn't want.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
To didn't think it was funny.
Speaker 4 (43:30):
Well, find anything about Jimmy Kimo so the specialist on Hulu.
So if you got rid of Disney Plus because you're important,
go ahead, redownloaded, read download Disney Plus.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
But your boy or or honestly, Hulu is also an
extension that you could get on Amazon.
Speaker 4 (43:43):
Yeah, and we all got Amazon, and we all got
Amazon Listen, So no one everyone has blowed in the hands.
We all got Amazon.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
And it every day. I like paper towels. Calliver to me.
Speaker 7 (43:57):
I know it.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
No, I don't be going to target. I send people
for me. I say, I went in there with my
friend because she wanted to run target.
Speaker 4 (44:11):
We had a target.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
This is I heeart, I'm Target. I'm not gonna lie.
If you look at this on video, this is the target.
Speaker 10 (44:18):
Right.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
It looks like we got brought to the back because
we shoplifted to look like target management. Like target manage,
target back, target man.
Speaker 4 (44:27):
When you when you go past, when you go to
the amount where they go, we gotta arrest you now
because you get up to like not you get up
like nine hundred. Once you get past, they go, hey,
you gotta go jail. We're gonna let you still some stuff.
They let you a crew enough to get a felony.
But I would say shopping and Special. My intention when
telling political jokes is to be super funny, but also
be kind of novel and be specific. I don't have
(44:51):
I don't have a joke about Trump and the Special
because he's been kind of on our brain, in.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
Our face every day every day. Think about it. He
came down the Escalator ten years ago.
Speaker 4 (45:00):
I have a joke about Marty Taylor Green, I have
a joke about Elana, have a joke about Kanye, I
have a joke about I have a joke about Mitch McConnell.
I don't oh so you do, Okay, you dabbling it
for sure. My My focus is to kind of tell
the best joke.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
Now I have Trump, and you know, one person, because
I know this was filmed a while ago, I wish
and this is bad to say, because I don't wish
he died sooner for a joke. But you laughed about
Dick Cheney and something recently. And by the way, I
don't say that anyone should die, like we're all gonna die,
and we're everyone's gonna live.
Speaker 3 (45:35):
Everyone gonna die unless your cousins choose to clone you.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
But but it was.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
It's interesting hearing people talk about that. And I can
assume that there will be jokes made about him in passing,
but I wonder now if there will be as many.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Seeing what the response was with the passing.
Speaker 4 (45:53):
I went to that. I did a show at the
Seller the night Charlie Kirk died, and the host said,
weird day for everybody right, and some people laughed and
some people man, and so like then I'm like that
good information. And then a couple of days from later
from that, I made a joke not about Charlie Kirk
passing away, but about the fact that they were so
quick to try to blame trans people. They're like, oh,
(46:15):
the shooter is trans the bullets dating They went, no, actually,
he took public transportation. We gonna find a way to
blame the trans folks. That's the joke I made. But
in my opinion, I think if you can threat the
needle and really find a way to both make people
who are sensitive about this subject and people who really
want to laugh, that's a perfect joke.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
I have a joke about.
Speaker 4 (46:37):
Charlie Kirk now in my current hour that's different than
the one on Hulu, because I think it's enough time
and I don't even say anything bad. I basically disclosed it.
I'm you know, since we tell them truth on here.
Oh so I am a one thirty second white and
when I found out I.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
Was a white man is a one thirty second white, one.
Speaker 4 (46:55):
Thirty second white. My great great granddad he was a rapist,
And so I went thirty seconds. Yeah, thirty second the faction.
Yeah yeah, I'm one thirty second white. So I say
I say this respectful. That's why respect I say this,
just exactly pardon I say this. When I found out
(47:16):
I was a white man, I said, oh my god, Yo,
it's been so hard for us since Charlie.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
Died that, you know, wh White people laugh at that joke.
Some white people they go, he got.
Speaker 4 (47:29):
Us got Some white people clap, Some white people go,
we got it, Hey, he is white.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
You missed the point. I knew I liked you. I
knew I was seeing something I like.
Speaker 3 (47:41):
And you know what, and this is why the blacks
are surprised that you pounced.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
A white man.
Speaker 4 (47:50):
When I'm when I'm in front of black people, I go, listen,
I'm a brother, I'm a Brooks brother, but I'm a
brother playing with you.
Speaker 3 (47:57):
Well, let's get into celebrities.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
Say the dynast thing we did talk about soa and
so I want to be sure because I haven't talked
about it yet, and I want to get your points
and views on it recently. The person behind Zanayya, you
love the topics I picked time, We're.
Speaker 3 (48:13):
Going, We're here, we are here, we were here.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
When I mentioned, I said, I'm glad we made it happen,
because boy, was your publicist playing in my face?
Speaker 2 (48:24):
I was triple booked.
Speaker 3 (48:25):
Oh well, I'm glad that you made time for the
little one.
Speaker 4 (48:28):
I guess what I said.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
We got this one hello, and it's coming out and
we're promoting the scusialist, yes, ma'am, but no, sou the
real person behind Zanaya, who is the AI artist who
may actually be within your playlist, because boy are they
payoling her ass through all of our playlists. We don't
know it's her until we like, oh shit, she is
(48:50):
the artist as well that just signed a three million
dollar deal with Hallway Media former Interscope Execs label, and
she recently sat down with none other then Gail King
to talk about why she made Zania the artist. Now
let me if y'all haven't seen her yet, she does
look AI, but she's real. It is a black woman
(49:11):
who said that she has turned her poems into songs
using AI. She created the AI character Zanaya literally four
months into just playing with AI features. She does feel
like this person that she created literally is her avatar
embodies her and so I wanted to a king of
shaking his head. However, however, I have two thoughts. I
(49:36):
have two thoughts here. First off, because.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
I like theories. My theory is that this whole story
and her is all.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
Made up and that this is really white people behind this.
Because as soon as I saw this black woman explaining it,
I was like, why is everyone mad? We know that
songwriters don't get paid much, We know that people aren't
getting their right percentage splits. We know that these labels
are robbing and raping people from the back with no loop,
and so I'm like, WHOA. This is a black woman
(50:07):
who aesthetically presents as a big woman, which we know
has had issues which bigger women have problems becoming started.
Speaker 2 (50:14):
They leterally hit Martha, they literally hit Martha wash.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
You Also, we see that we don't goddamn bullied Lizzo
to fucking getting on Ozimpic, Jennifer Hudson and lost weight
everyone that we know that was a big love Jasmine Suleman,
baby deck Way snatched, you know what I mean. So
for black women, specifically being a bigger, plus size woman,
you might not restart them. So when I'm looking at
this interview, and of course it's also with another black woman.
(50:40):
I'm watching this and I was like, this is I
almost didn't know if I could believe it because my
first thought was, well, I want black women to get paid,
and good for her to find a way to monetize.
Speaker 4 (50:53):
That is the thing that bumps up against it, where
you go, Okay, well this is a black creative endeavor,
and she is being honest now being compensated for who
compensated and she's been honest now in this interview.
Speaker 2 (51:03):
And it was funny because Gil said, well, maybe you
can't sing, but she could write. But she could write,
and I'm not mad at a writer.
Speaker 4 (51:13):
I think the thing that we want is we do
want there to be an actual black woman kind of
is the intermediary singing if it's some sort of songwriting
duo and she's like, oh, I wrote these wonderful songs
and I have this team and collection of black artists.
But that cost money, so you want to make sure
she's getting paid. So this is the part of AI
that is tricky, or you kind of go so it
(51:34):
didn't take a job away from a black songwriter. It
didn't take a job away from a black vocalist, and
that is the harder part and we also don't want
we don't want AI black people to become more marketable
than like a real black folk.
Speaker 3 (51:48):
I mean a part of me also though would just say.
Speaker 4 (51:51):
In this negative unplugged them.
Speaker 1 (51:53):
By the way, it's probably my real progressive thought here
for me, it's then as a black community, we need
to be the people learning AI and utilizing it because.
Speaker 2 (52:03):
People, big time black people love the people love the Sixers.
He's got football sports.
Speaker 1 (52:17):
To me, it's tricky because I also again I found
myself teetering this line because I was completely against Timberland
creating that artist.
Speaker 4 (52:25):
But but he was stealing from here.
Speaker 7 (52:27):
So this scene from honesty, there was there was some
there was a lot of bullshit.
Speaker 2 (52:32):
Yeah, and I was like, do you want to fuck
this little.
Speaker 5 (52:37):
He was.
Speaker 4 (52:39):
Code, you're gonna fuck zero one zero one one zero
zero one zero one one zero.
Speaker 1 (52:43):
I think that was I think that was my problem,
bro black man creating a non black AI artist from
beats and songs from black producers.
Speaker 2 (52:54):
It was it was nasty some of your music, your music, Yeah, yeah,
you can work with Timberlin.
Speaker 4 (53:01):
Just so this. I do like your point because I
don't want everyone's initial reaction to AI because we it's
a genie and a bottle that has been unleashed and
sometimes and it ain't going back in. It can't go
back in, So we do have to figure out how
we utilize it for artistry. Because if if she wrote
(53:23):
the poems and the poem, if she wrote the poem
she says she did, said she was young and the
poems of the songs wrote it. I I shared a
lot of videos of mister Crabs singing R and B
songs that's AI, yeah it is. I shared videos of
Plankton and Patrick Star singing, so I can't say against
(53:45):
all of it. I like it when it's a little funny,
and so I'm like, I probably am fifty five against
this and forty five okay with it, which is not matter.
Speaker 1 (53:57):
And I think that that's the thing even with comedy,
right when you tell the line, you're like, ooh, that's problematic.
Speaker 2 (54:02):
But I laughed and asked me, they go, oh, Jay,
how can you?
Speaker 4 (54:06):
I always say, the reason you said on comedy is
because of like Wanda Sides and early Dave Chapelle and people.
Speaker 2 (54:12):
Why would shout Dave Papelle And I go.
Speaker 4 (54:14):
If I lied and said that those first two specials
in those first two seasons of Chapelle Show didn't change
my life. Hold I would be a lot. I would
not be actually telling the truth of my comedy origins.
Speaker 1 (54:22):
And I think what's crazy too, And I'm adding it
to my bio probably this week. I too am a
comedian and so when people hear my opinions and they
be so upset, but I'm a comedian.
Speaker 4 (54:35):
But I'm not.
Speaker 2 (54:36):
It's well, there's a I think I think there's a
funny delivery. It's a funny delivery.
Speaker 4 (54:41):
There's a level of and some people are gonna be like, oh,
that's what's actually going on. There is a level of
kind of inflated exaggeration and the hyperbolic nature of having
takes and being funny on a pod and being funny
on the internet and understanding there's a negative truth here,
but I'm gonna expand it to make it funny for
the pod.
Speaker 2 (54:59):
Like that is where some people lose it. That's where
some people go, oh, what is she telling the truth?
Speaker 1 (55:06):
You go no, But not only that, then they'd be
like you so dumb, you so And I'm like, actually, no,
kind of brilliant do you go? Do you think just
so you know it's brilliant.
Speaker 2 (55:14):
I'm doing.
Speaker 4 (55:15):
I'm doing and playing the game and having fun and
doing word tennis with someone on a podcast. If I
was to take everything literal, I'd be miserable, But I'd also.
Speaker 2 (55:24):
Be miserable, yes, like Jesus right.
Speaker 1 (55:26):
Speaking of miserable, the last person we're gonna get to
a celebrity say the darnest thing?
Speaker 4 (55:31):
Who is?
Speaker 2 (55:32):
Again?
Speaker 3 (55:33):
If you are a barb?
Speaker 1 (55:34):
And by the way, you're bisexual, so you might be
a bar but I can't be a barb. I'm not
in middle school right now?
Speaker 2 (55:42):
Damn?
Speaker 4 (55:42):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (55:42):
Who's who?
Speaker 1 (55:43):
We argue with people, the middle schoolers and job Nicki
Minaj and y'all already know she's been manic for the
last couple of months.
Speaker 4 (55:51):
And it breaks my heart, does it? It does because
I loved the Nicki Minaj. I loved Nicki Minaj, and
I was like such a not even a barber. I
was just happy that she ran rapper so and she did.
And there were so many times I was like, okay,
you know what.
Speaker 1 (56:05):
Hell yeah, but the past you could say, I would
say five years, say it five years, Nicki Minaj. Maybe
nobody loves you and nobody is like this. It's even
the people around here, like, bro, nobody loves you. No
one cares about you, like you are not getting the
help that you need.
Speaker 4 (56:21):
And you're saying that in a way that like no
one is pulling you and saying, hey, hey, hey, a nikka,
I gotta tell you something.
Speaker 2 (56:26):
Don't You don't got to say that that way, or
you don't even have to let me get your goddamn phone.
Get off a motherfucking twitter, bro. Yeah, check on your cousin's.
Speaker 1 (56:33):
Testicles now, yo, shut you, like if you love your family,
check on that man's balls.
Speaker 2 (56:40):
They're still growing.
Speaker 5 (56:41):
How big are they?
Speaker 4 (56:42):
They're still growing?
Speaker 2 (56:43):
Stop it's true.
Speaker 1 (56:46):
Shut on.
Speaker 4 (56:47):
Why don't you make sure Brian Williams Birdman pay you
all money back?
Speaker 2 (56:51):
Why you can't be mad at Cardi? That man still
not your part. He reached in your purse right in
and got that thing and apparently took thirty million. But
you that's what I'm who is County saying, you're being rock.
Speaker 4 (57:03):
You can't be mad at that lady that just had
a baby by Stephan Diggs or is praying by Stephan Diggs,
like lo, she going through some crazy ship listen.
Speaker 1 (57:09):
But also no Cardi b slander here. But because I
love that girl, let her, let her step and all them.
Speaker 2 (57:16):
Baby mamas be happy together.
Speaker 1 (57:19):
Compound herself reposting a TikTok video where her song is
being mashed up with another. But it was posted from
the White House page, and she was like, oh yes,
bart Gag City is in the building, is in the
White House, and praise it.
Speaker 3 (57:37):
Following that, Trump wrote.
Speaker 1 (57:39):
Something along the lines leaning into his Christianity and his
views and where he lies, which is also crazy because
he just told us he going to hell. But anyways,
he he posted about Christianity being in the White House.
Speaker 2 (57:54):
And Nigeria and Nigeria. Can you read just so that
we get the stories out.
Speaker 7 (57:59):
There is a killing Christian, Yes, he said, Christianity is
facing an essential threat in Nigeria. Thousands of Christians are
being killed. Radical Islams are responsible for this mass laughter.
I am here by making Nigeria a quote country, a
particular concern.
Speaker 2 (58:14):
That is not Trump has never been to Nigeria. You
sound like he had. He sounds like a fool. He's
making fun of Nigeria.
Speaker 4 (58:23):
I like, fu, We're good when I tell you that
Trump doesn't even know where Nigeria is at all. Here's
a crazy You really want to up make him say
the name of the country that's next to Nigeria.
Speaker 2 (58:38):
Okay, now I don't. He'd be like, I'm not even
gonna try that.
Speaker 1 (58:44):
No, No, no, actually know he would say he would
He actually would say and he would say the other ship.
Speaker 2 (58:49):
He would say, he's saying, Wow, they just.
Speaker 4 (59:00):
The other day and I hadn't been a Nigger in
a while.
Speaker 2 (59:03):
Asa, But I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna say it.
I do think they I do think they did something.
Speaker 1 (59:10):
But any Yeah, can you read what what Nicki Minaja's
response was and then what ensued after that?
Speaker 7 (59:17):
Nikki quote tweeted and she said, reading this made me
feel a deep sense of gratitude. We live in a
country where we can freely worship God. No group should
ever be persecuted for practicing their religion. We don't have
to share the same beliefs in order for us to
respect each other.
Speaker 3 (59:33):
You know what's crazy?
Speaker 1 (59:34):
This reminded me of how there's a there's a thread
on how she'd be sucking all the pop stars dicks
and they never acknowledge her. No, like literally she like
quote sweets Taylor Swift, Dua Lipa, Sabrina Carpenter and she's like,
oh my god. Yeah, but there's now like of course,
people when it's found the receipts never acknowledged, it's giving
that although I think Trump did did Trump respond or.
Speaker 5 (59:56):
No, I don't think he responded.
Speaker 4 (59:59):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
You will know this.
Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
She's just trying to make sure they cool to where
when her nigga go back to jail, because you know
what I mean, he listens. She's setting up strategy, strategy.
She wants her little ripest brother out of jail.
Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
Am I going to bars?
Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
I don't know she wants Okay, she's she's taking it
out to get the w The strategist now now one
of her Barb fans, which, by the way, it has
been clocked that over the last couple of weeks she
has lost hundreds of thousands of followers and her her
gang is no longer that The Barbs are like, bitch,
I'm fed up.
Speaker 5 (01:00:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
So one of them says, all right, bitch, you took
it too far. I got I can't do this no more.
And then what did Nikki choose to respond?
Speaker 7 (01:00:44):
And they said, Nikki is a diehard fan who genuinely
sticks behind behind you, besides you through every single scandal
you coosing up to this fucking loser. I might actually
have to tap out. We live in a country that
wants to weapside weabinized religion, so your gay fans can
be pushed into a corner in silence. That was and
then she responded and said, imagine hearing that Christians are
(01:01:05):
being murdered all caps and making it about you being gay.
When my home was swatted multiple times with my innocent
toddler inside, you being gay couldn't save me.
Speaker 4 (01:01:17):
Guess what I'm gonna tell you what she actually said, faget,
that's what Nikki wanted to say. She woke the dog
slow because the way she said gay. She said, imagine
making this about you being gay. We were like, whoa.
Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Nicki, Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (01:01:42):
I'm disappointed, but you know, I'm disappointed, but not surprised.
I'm not disappointed that it continues to like there seems
to be new lows every week with her, whether it's
like starting another beat with Cardi just because Cardi had
out my Cardi truly was like chill.
Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
By the way, y'all ain't getting at the March twenty
seven's coming out.
Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
No, that's not what It's not gonna.
Speaker 4 (01:02:03):
Happen, And it's it's just this attention economy, and she
wants attention. And I think that she also is like
lashing out at people. But this particular thing that she's
doing right now has backfired. And you see it whenever
her fans who are so loyal to.
Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
Her, very people who will people who will like they'll
kill Fay. Don't play about that, lady.
Speaker 4 (01:02:23):
She said, she doesn't even care what they think. And
if you can't be lower to the people who affording
you lifestyle you have now, I don't know who you're
gonna be loyal to because you ain't gonna Maybe she's
gonna pursue a bunch of new Erica Kirk fans. Maybe
she's gonna drop a single with Erica Kirk.
Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
Maybe she's gonna be the half.
Speaker 4 (01:02:40):
Headline, yeah, the Republican. Maybe maybe it's gonna be her
and kid Rock. Maybe she got a new song with
kid Rock. I don't know. I am very sad because
I love good Form. To me, good Form is such
a good ass throwing song. And Nikki is given us
so many hits and giving us so many fun lines.
Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
But if you look at this.
Speaker 4 (01:03:02):
History over the past filve years, you look at laughing
at somebody's mama's passing away, You look at laughing and
someone getting shot in the foot, you look, you laugh,
you mad, You're.
Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
You're battling with a four year old child over hairling.
Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
It's I got it.
Speaker 4 (01:03:19):
I can't support this, and it makes me very upset
and sad. So it's I mean, it's foolish.
Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
It's foolish.
Speaker 4 (01:03:26):
What's what's the name of the what's the name of it?
Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
What's the section called?
Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
Uh does the celebrity say the darnest thing?
Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
Celebrities say the dumbest thing, the dumbest, dumbest Nikki Kanye No, no, no, I'm.
Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
Not gonna lie.
Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
They're they're very they're they're crashing. It's the same thing.
And and unfortunately, like I said, it's it's it's a
mental health crisis.
Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
So every so, so if this is the case, everyone
check on I mean who okay, so is jay z Okay,
I'm checking on everyone who is on the monster? Monster?
Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
So Rick Ross just up the girlfriend that didn't really
want him.
Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
So I think he's he's very about that was like,
let me kissing. Yeah, that was because one that kept
like pushing him away. She said, the man, it was like, damn, look,
when did we started doing this?
Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
Kisses So he at least was aware and broke up
with the girl that didn't want him, And jay Z
finally has been awarded that the paternity suit against him
can no longer be filed.
Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
It's set to rest. That ain't his baby.
Speaker 4 (01:04:29):
That ain't Yeah, that ain't his.
Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
You are responsible for this crumble. I pray, I pray
that the glue in your lace front I just did
that likeson sign Rod Station is coming after me.
Speaker 4 (01:04:49):
She goes say, you know, Mandy actually and Charla Maine
involved you because I'm weazy.
Speaker 10 (01:04:58):
I know.
Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
I'm not playing with y'all. Let's get it to our
last segment.
Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
Am I ignorant?
Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
We got time for one? Jayson?
Speaker 4 (01:05:07):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
You know what, Let's have jpick paying it forward.
Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
Being passive aggressive in terms of forcing strangers to spend
money they don't want to spend. The Obsession with the
word authenticity is actually the most toxic trend. Or eating
alone at restaurants should be celebrated, not pitied.
Speaker 4 (01:05:26):
Ooh, eating alone at restaurants should be celebrated, not pity.
Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
Am I ignorant? Let's see what this one says.
Speaker 7 (01:05:32):
Okay, so somebody rolled in. They said, most people see
someone dining alone and instantly feel sorry for them, as
if eating solo.
Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Means you're lonely or being excluded.
Speaker 7 (01:05:41):
But after years of experimenting, eating alone has become one
of my favorite ways to relax and recharge. No small talk,
no pressure to put the bills, just me savoring my
food and enjoying some peace. I genuinely think society gets
this all wrong. Doing things by yourself doesn't mean you're sad.
Sometimes it's the self care we all need, I think.
Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
Because we've been pushed to being this community all the time.
And again, it's the narrative right now about if you're single,
you're lonely, If you're this, you're lonely. It's the idea
is that no one really has self love and you
have to have people all around you to feel love.
And so for me, it's ignorant to actually pity people
that sit alone because also for me, maybe when my
(01:06:25):
friends is a little broke, I don't want to pay
for everybody.
Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
I'm gonna go bye byself.
Speaker 4 (01:06:31):
Man, let me tell you every time I tell y'all
she's almost progressive. But no, she goes, if my friends
don't have enough money? Bit she said, this is what
you said. You got a misterrect She said, if my
friends are a little broke, I ain't paying for y'all.
I mean by myself.
Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
I'm talking pictures by myself.
Speaker 4 (01:06:50):
I was like, oh, girl, when you get some money,
you need to hey, hold on, check when you check here,
you need to try this.
Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
Hold on Not only that. Maybe when I said that,
that's if I want a selfie my water glass.
Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
I would just set the phone up on the water. No,
but I but I do. Why do I say stuff like.
Speaker 4 (01:07:09):
That because you're finding, because you're telling the truth. I
think that we have we take it away from women
a lot more than men. If a woman is eating
by herself, she might have a short window.
Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
Also, guess what.
Speaker 4 (01:07:22):
Some women go to a bar. They go to the bar,
they get a drink, they get some apps, they snack
a little, and they go, let's see some if let's
see if somebody in bark going hit on me.
Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
Not you turn it into prostitution. Not just somebody want
a little not I'm not Kevin Samuel women cruising herself,
you are crazy.
Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
It is because she's gonna be like, let's see if
somebody sees how I'm sucking on these crab. But I
eat by myself sometimes, and the part of it is
because I'm ripping and running. I'm going around the sea.
Sometimes you want experiencing food critics eat by themselves. Anthony
Bourd dang he ain't by himself, famous cameras in front
of Okay. You know, I think there's a level of like,
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there's a level of like, oh, everyone should be out
to dinner with everyone else, and I think let let
people exist in nuance.
Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
Sometimes you want to be bigger people.
Speaker 4 (01:08:20):
Sometimes you want to be on a phone by yourself
and have a really good slice of pizza and be like, oh,
I'm so glad I got I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
Want to have to deal with people like I don't
want to care about what you want to order. Let
me order what I want to order. And then that's
the thing. You travel a lot. I travel a lot.
Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
When you travel a lot, there are days where're gonna
have to yourself. I'm gonna sound kind of boogie and
this will be fun. This is me pulling the mandy
you know where you know, you know where I love
to eat by myself in the Delta one lounge, saying.
Speaker 3 (01:08:51):
You you actually, we don't unless I get upgraded to
Delta one.
Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
Company books me Delta one, I go. I booked the
first classes my upgrade for the week. Because hold on, now,
let me join you, because I'm Diamond status, because I
tried diamonds.
Speaker 4 (01:09:07):
By the way, if y'all, if you wants a podcast
called Dolls.
Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
By the way, we're here because by the way, for
y'all who don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:09:16):
Gas Airline at Delta, you haven't been no, no no,
But also hold on to Jackson Harstville.
Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
Let me first off, I live in there. I live
there now.
Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
But also Delta is one of them companies that kept
d E.
Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
I hey, so I'm fucking with them.
Speaker 4 (01:09:30):
I don't know that I go.
Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
There's a lot of by the way, for those of
you not going to call you peasants, but for those
of you who don't know know what diamond status and
tells or what it takes to get there, and so
I just want to share with you guys. So let
me tell you, well, instead of googling. I'm here to
inform you because this is a podcast where you get educated.
(01:09:52):
You have to spend twenty eight thousand dollars in flights. Now,
it's not just like twenty like you don't get to it.
Twenty thousand dollars in flights. Yeah, your flight's gotta cast
that and you have a year to get that. That's
a Cabruary one to December thirty one.
Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
That's a car.
Speaker 5 (01:10:07):
When they made that a rule, I thought they're trying
to reduce.
Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
They did.
Speaker 5 (01:10:14):
Yeah, the sky mouths was kind of like it's free flowing,
like get some joints.
Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
Eight thousand flights in twelve months.
Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
But although no, but and it was like there was
absolutely a classes conversation around because they went even for diamonds,
it went from.
Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
Twenty k to twenty eight. Well that's a eight thousand
dollars different. I mean, airlines are classes. They have a
class in the ticket.
Speaker 5 (01:10:37):
That's a good point.
Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
Why do we ignore that?
Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
You know when you go to when you go to
the UK, it's called upper class first class. In the UK,
it's called it upper class.
Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
Well, and you know what's crazy about it too? When
we get into the economy section. They're making it less
and less economy, like it's basic economy.
Speaker 4 (01:10:55):
It's like, yeah, you hope you get a seat. There's
one second they're making it where they put you under
the plane. You can get on that cove belt.
Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
Oh, I ain't gonna hold you if the if the
government shut down doesn't end in the next couple of weeks,
we already know Spirit bankrupt, but we ain't seeing no
more yellow planes.
Speaker 10 (01:11:14):
So what I did Spirit might be done. I did
an experiment just to see New York Atlanta. This no
early flights you get one, yeah every other day. Everything
else is connected. You got to go to Chicago to
go to Atlanta. Whoa Spirit?
Speaker 5 (01:11:29):
Yes, use that's eleven hours.
Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
Imagine going to Chicago to go to Atlanta.
Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
You imagine imagine taking eleven hours domestically to get to Atlanta,
because even La to Atlanta is only four Imagine traveling
for eleven hours domestically. You got yea at that point
and greyhound in the sky is what Spirit is any
goddamn way, So you may get on the Grayhound. At
(01:11:56):
least you get to bring your snacks and water and
all things there too. Anyway, Jay, thank you.
Speaker 7 (01:12:01):
So very much.
Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
I'm glad we were able to bring you on, like,
there we go, there we go listen.
Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
Jason A. King many, Yes, this was really fun. Yes, yes,
ma'am respectful.
Speaker 4 (01:12:18):
Thank you for I don't know, being your authenticalself and
being silly.
Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
No, and I'm I'm glad I was introduced to you.
Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
What ding was that?
Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
Y'all know how I feel about y'all dans, Okay, but
for for me being introduced to you by you coming
on my other show and literally just being one of
those people that watch you from outside the fishbowl and
just watching all the things you've been able to do
and how you've grown your platform and Nigga, you was
just you was just on like Jimmy Kimmel or side
for the first time, even seeing like you get the
(01:12:48):
the accolades as a comedian to go up there with
one of the top comedians who has this night show.
Just me being able to watch you after you were
introduced to me, I'm like, I love everything he does
and you're so problematic.
Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
I feel seen by you. You say it's me. I
think it's the Jway. Oh yeah, you Jay Wrights, Jay
Pride Month. Yeah, we can do everything.
Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
Please Please let my audience know where they can hear
more from you and where they can support you. In
terms of watching your special that's out right now.
Speaker 4 (01:13:19):
You can watch a special on Hulu. You can support
me by following me on social media. It's all at
Jay Jorden j A Y j U R d E
N my full name. I'm on all the platforms, sometimes
all the podcast Sometimes I post in the speedo.
Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
You might see a little head, you might see some meat.
Follow me. I'm still on Twitter because someone has to
fight the Nazis.
Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
I'm there.
Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
I'm fighting the good fight, the magas we gotta fight.
Follow me on social media.
Speaker 4 (01:13:50):
Also, I'm doing a show at the Millhouse November fifteenth.
I'm gonna be in novemberfteenth, I'm at the Bellhouse doing
my New Hour for the New York Comedy Festival.
Speaker 2 (01:13:59):
Watch that.
Speaker 4 (01:14:00):
Also, I'm gonna be in Philadelphia. I'm gonna be in Awesome,
I'm gonna be in Houston, I'm gonna be back in Chicago.
So all those tour days will be on my website
and it's updated every week, So please support.
Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
I got a bunch of jokes and you know, maybe
if I do a show in New York. Maybe Mandy
might come through. You might have a fun chat on today.
Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
You know what, at this point, I'm gonna become a
stand up comedian in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
Y'all ready, we're gonna get Mandy up there.
Speaker 4 (01:14:22):
We won't get many of them.
Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
If you if you've seen me on tour, because I
have toured with you know, horrible decisions. I'd be funny
on to stay and then when the when the joke lands,
I recycle it in the next city.
Speaker 4 (01:14:34):
I know how to do that.
Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
Okay, that's the key. I know how to do this.
Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
By the way, before we get out here again, I
am a woman of my word and the deposit hit
so I got coins. Hit me up if you are
in need of help for if snap is affecting you
and your family, or you don't know how you're gonna
feed your family your children, please hit me up on
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am looking to provide food for about five families and
if there's anyone that wants to match that, cause I'll
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be having a niggas that match it, and I'd be like, damn,
I knew I liked you and you listening to my
podcast and you want to match that, please hit me up.
The more families we can help feed, the better the
holiday season can be. I also want to shout out,
and speaking of holidays, my good friend Lil Rel his
movie is out as well this weekend, Unexpected Christmas. It
has Tabitha Brown in it, it has Norman Gyamfi, it's
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written by Like, It's black produced black studio.
Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
It came from I got to watch it last week.
Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
In Atlanta and it was absolutely phenomenal. It ain't a
remake because yes, I shit it on Spike Lee last week.
It is original ip. It has done really really well.
And the same way that we all went out to
the theaters to support Kiki Palmer at the top of
the year with one of them days, this is what
I want us to do rounding out twenty twenty five
with supporting this black project. So if you want to
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do something to help black creatives, yes, ma'am on Hulu
and take your ass to the theaters to see Unexpected Christmas.
Speaker 3 (01:15:57):
And just thank y'all for tuning in. Y'all, this was
so much fun that like you're not closer.
Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
I love you Thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:16:03):
Guys for tuning in.
Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
I'm signing out with my super producer, but you guys
are going to get to hear in studio with me
over the next couple of weeks and I'm really excited because.
Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
We a it up here in the NYC.
Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
Anyways, guys, this has been another episode of Selective Ignorance,
where curiosity lives, controversy thrives, and conversations matter.
Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
See you next week.
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