322. The Border Boys with Terry Power and Calvin O'Brien

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Episode Transcript

(00:00):
We're talking about you driving here and getting here under like
a bit of pressure to make it on time.
There was a story that Westlife had to go from BBC in Belfast to
be on stage somewhere in Dublin.This is like the year 2000 or
something and they were given a police escort and the dead
Belfast to Dublin in like 3940 minutes.

(00:22):
And what way did that walk? Because like, did they have the
PS and I until they got the fucking Nori and then they went
over like the fucking Olympic torch, you know what I mean?
You take them from here to Dublin.
There was probably a handover from dog, like probably you know
like a passing of the back of relay.
Yeah, you ever see that film Speed that with the boss dyes
going the boss over, the blade melt away and then they have to

(00:44):
do the jump. So like the piece of this
gradually fading away and they're looking at them.
But it's. But it's Nicky Born.
I'm Brian Mcladden. Imagine the only time they're
like, Nah, they can cross-borderfor Westlife.
They can cross borders like, butlike, I, I don't agree with
that. No, they didn't need to be
there. Like, do you know what I mean?
Like, they don't need, like, that's putting a lot of people
in danger. Like, if they have an accident

(01:06):
because they're driving 200 miles an hour, you can't be
like, I know what they needed toget the stage for flying without
wings. Yeah, they were.
Big shame. Yeah, they were big.
Oh I'm not denying Westlife for big, Westlife for massive, but I
don't think they should be givenspecial powers that are 400
miles an hourly. More Yeah, when I've three
younger brothers now, I don't know which one it was on, but my

(01:28):
man was pregnant and me dad tookan illegal torn and a jockey.
I don't know what you'd call them, a pair, but like a guy on
the bike, like a multiplike. Yeah, they're like notorious for
being pricks when it comes to traffic offences.
Right, right, right. He took an illegal torn and he
pulled them in. He mass heavily pregnant and
fast and you see, and he was like, oh, she just felt like,

(01:50):
you know, she thinks won't be gone.
So he's like no problem. And you get him an escort to the
Rotunda and he had to wait for the couple to pull off on the
bike before just going on his way.
So, like, it can happen. Look, if we got offered when, I
wouldn't want it down. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know. Yeah, but where?
Like I said. When would you ever get an
escort? When would we need one?
Yeah, but would you not get one to the SSA?

(02:12):
No, if you are like. I think if I if I needed to get
an escort, I could get an escortdo.
You think you have that much pull?
Here was your name I think. I could get an escort.
Do you know, are we talking an official one or like just get a
cop to follow you? But how long for a minute?
Wait, what kind of escort are wetalking about?
You want to build escorts Belfast or you want to build

(02:32):
like a police escort? Police escort.
OK, really, you can easily. I'm sure you can get an escort.
Yeah. You can get an escort to follow
you if you search. Weird service to book her for,
though. To be like, listen, I need you
for an hour, what are you thinking?
I'm like walking me to the SS here in Belfast.
Yeah, I think. I think I can get a police
escort if I need it. Who ringing?

(02:54):
Who are we ringing now? Like, do you?
Have a name emergency. This is this is like when you
said you think you can kill a bearish.
It's a similar thing. I'm like I.
Really thought that when I went in your report, yeah, yeah, I
said I could kill a bear and I was like, sure I could kill a
bear. I've not thought about it and I
know I could kill. This, but this is washer off.

(03:16):
A few weeks after that was the whole fucking tales of man
versus the gorilla. I was 100 man. 100 man versus a
gorilla. That thing like shut off after
that and I'm like if we had to just had that question.
Three weeks earlier, what city in Ireland of guys would stand
the best chance against the gorilla?
That's a 300 guys from from where?
Like what? What's the region you know?
See. Yeah.

(03:37):
I would say Dublin. Yeah, what you say, 100 thubs?
I'm thinking like temporarily, you know, big man with big huge
hands. I'd say more like.
Sounds like I don't like. More like.
Big man with big your hands. Big man, big year.

(04:00):
The way he looked at his hand. Enough.
Do you ever see someone fellas? All the hands are like fucking
show. No, but obviously you do.
Escort super Are we recording? Can I?
I think, I think in the city. Yeah.

(04:21):
Dublin, Dublin guys, we're goingto have a good chance, but I
think you guys outside of the city would know what to do.
Like a lot of Dublin guys had a lot of fresh air.
Yeah, it's. Down once you got past the M50.
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(06:50):
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Dublin guys can't breathe anything other than like city
air. Yeah, if you know what I mean.
If. You landed on Mars and you just
jump straight out of the spaceship.
You're like, yeah, we're only looking, you know, it's just
that's how we operate. Like we need to be soaking on
exhaust pipes instead of fuckingoxygen masks.

(07:10):
Yeah. See, can we pick the 100 people
that's really be thinking Handpicked is just random 100
you want to see. You doing auditions like Yeah.
Yeah, show us. No, it's BS like just on the
city or or county of guys, you know what I mean?
I you're right. I'm mounting guys.
Yeah. You know have the have an
advantage. Like Tipperary would be the
hillbillies of Ireland, I think.You know, the dead, dead

(07:33):
rednecks of Ireland. Yeah, down that neck of the
woods. Tipperary What?
You know, agree. No.
Cork No. Cork.
Yeah, maybe. So the Ford is the way do.
You know that is there like a isthere like a Dublin and Cork
rivalry? No.
In corks head there is not nice.This is like every Cork person
that comes on the podcast straight away.
That they're from Cork before introducing themselves.

(07:55):
So if you are from Cork, people like I'm from Cork, my name is
Shane, you know what I mean? We.
We did have to cork guys on Chris Kent accordingly, Sullivan
and I said as well, I said like corks brilliant, but where else
like near there would you recommend And he said West Cork.
Yeah. As a tourist destination, yeah.
It's like Newcastle United and Man United.
It's like Newcastle think they have a Rotary Man United, but
Man United are like, no, right. That's what Cork and Dublin is

(08:17):
like. It's like, yeah.
I am. I owe you an apology.
Oh me. I owe you an apology.
What the hell? When I went on your podcast, we
were talking about names, but no, no, no, no, no.
That's what I'm saying. Oh, you an apology.
So we're talking about like our names and your names parents,
right? No, in case you didn't and.

(08:39):
I laughed, right? First of all, I apologise
because I was laughing. OK, right.
Because I was like, I got something like an old guy's name
and we were doing that a game where we guessed when was the
last person called parents like registered as a birth name.
And I assumed it's probably whatever year you were born.
Then I I didn't realise until after the episode.
I didn't know your surnames thenwhen I realised your surname was

(09:05):
Par and your name is Terrence Parr, that's one of the greatest
names I've ever heard. Terrence Parr.
Why? It's like it's a strong Irish
Terrence Par. It sounds like a Terrence Par
had been round in in big momentsin Irish history.

(09:26):
Like you'd have been all right. See if you were in the GPO and
you hear Terrence Pars on his way down to sort it up.
There's. A massive boats are leaving like
Terrence Pars on his way down I I.
One of them names. Yeah, I did not know that was
your surname. I would always give your full

(09:46):
name if I were you people. What's your name?
I wouldn't just say parents. I would always say parents Par.
What did you think his last namewas?
If you had a guess, yeah. What does he look like his last
name would be? Like.
The wheels are torn and I was like, come on.
Well, I would be pretty good with this like I I will give you

(10:07):
what your name like should be OK, right?
Like, like Terrence Brown Hill, you're like a you're a Terrence
Brown. Terrence Brown.
Yes, you're a Terrence Brown. OK, if I'm writing you in the
fair city and they go name this character Terrence Brown.

(10:30):
And it would be. First and second name or just?
1st and 2nd. Give us the government name.
Come on 1st and 2nd. You're you're Sam.
I look like a Sam. Do we?
Sound best because you have likea wee bit of, you're like a wee
bit European as well. I'm a European.
Like, literally Technically, yeah.

(10:50):
Yeah, but like, I mean like mainland Europe really like it.
Like something like give me my name that you think I would be.
You're not a shame. Anyways, you're not a shame.
No, you're not a shame. Definitely not a shame.
Bjorn. All right, I'll be gone.
You pick, you pick you. I don't want to influence.
But you are influencing me. Yeah.
You're going. You're like fucking John the

(11:10):
Mentalist. You're like, oh, think of a
number. Put a bit between 1:00 and 5:00.
That would be great. And they're like 3.
And you're like, yeah, see how Iknow that?
You're like, oh, you completely tell me what to say.
And I don't want to give you a Scandinavian name.
I don't think it looks Scandinavian.
You look, now I'm thinking European, like a fucking Felipe
or something, you know? But he's not.
What is your Graham? Yeah, Felipe or green.

(11:32):
I'm not a green. Yeah, you look like if you said
I was going, my name was great. Graham Todd actually has a ring
to it. No, I'm not.
I'm not arguing with Graham. But how did you go from Felipe
the Graham? Because you're trying to
influence the way. And I was like, no.
Like really quick, settle on thename but don't let it be green
because I'm not. I'm definitely not a green.
And if I'm a Graham I'm a GRAAEME.
I'm not a Greyhound. Wait, hang on.

(11:53):
There's another way. Spending Graham.
Yeah. Greyhound Graham saying this is
Graeme. Oh yeah, that's the.
Spell Graham. Yeah, I don't want that.
Yeah, that's like cream, but we're AG, so it's Graham.
Why does it get something does aGraham you don't like it and
that's just. Graham's not Not the party like
Graham arrives. The party's over, Graham.

(12:16):
It's a bad name, isn't? A bad name he's.
Just pretty blind, didn't they? Don't realise how bad people's
names are. And I think you're by saying,
Graham, so I'd like you to be honest.
I'm going to give them down. Down down.
I don't want you just saying that because you met a damn 3
minutes ago. That's the laziest heck of the
name ever. We've.
Done before we're actually very close.
Hold on, hold on, hold on. That's fair.

(12:36):
From you. You went.
Yeah, we know. Down.
We're close. Down.
Introduce yourself to him again.That's your mate.
His best mate at. Least when I come in, I said
good to see you again. Yeah, good to see you again.
Two weeks. Ago.
He hasn't stopped talking about you since you met, he goes.
My Me a Terrance is coming in myMe a Terrance bar.

(13:01):
It's horrible. It's like, Oh yeah, Shorty.
Or someone comes up to him, liketo Remember Me and you're like,
no, you're like, I met you yesterday.
And they're like, oh fuck. The Ginger Bros.
Like, yeah, we look at like I said that to me.
I use cousins. Are you Dan power?
Dan Power. Dan Power is a great name.
That was a great, But it's just a great name, though.
Greatness, you know? Yeah, that's what you're saying.

(13:22):
If he was a darts player, I'd beparents to power power.
Yes. You know what I mean?
What? Yeah, why not?
We both our accents, we all say par in the wrong way. 100% you
don't even say a shame, you justyou start and just give.
You go. You just went park.
He says PR it. Sounds like you're saying like
it's a golf. Oh yeah, he's, he's still in the
park. Yeah.

(13:42):
Yeah, yeah. It's power.
If you combine the way because you say it way too long, yeah,
you're saying part, you start saying part like noon and you're
finished by 4:00 PM power. Like there's like, like you
drift, you drift off. I stop abruptly.
You don't even drift off, you put on.
Snails. You got power and you're on
snails. Then back to bed.

(14:04):
Accents are fucking right. I love Belfast, I swear.
I love this whole part of the world.
It's a great part. It's not Belfast.
And I said this on the way up aswell.
I said they get very open when you say this is Belfast.
Yeah, this. Is what's the equivalent?
So did you just say Dublin or doyou say the exact part of Dublin
from people will worry from? We'd say the exact part.
Yeah, we say town. And we'd probably say the north

(14:25):
to it. As well, Yeah.
So town, you're talking like right in the middle.
Not in our seat. There's like.
What is the foot of the point? A Grafton Street.
Yeah, no, you know Blanches Town.
Have you heard of Blanches Town?Heard of it.
Castle Knock is very close to Blanches town.
Castle Knock would be a very like posh part to Dublin.
So that's like that if people say like, oh, I'm from is it W

(14:45):
that's W Dublin. Yeah, yeah.
And you're like, oh, you're fromBlanchard, like no castle knock
and you look all right, relax there.
That's what you've just done to me now.
Yeah, that micro aggression. Fingless glass level.
Yeah, fingless and glass and evidence.
You know where you know Aslan. Yeah, I love Aslan.
Yeah, So Chrissy Dickham is fromFinglas Ball, Bono is from Glass
and Evan. And when Bono used to go around

(15:06):
saying he was from Finglas, everyone like, you know, from
Glass and Evan, you know, So that's what this is.
Is Bono liked in Dublin? No.
Is he like that anyway? I don't think so.
He was. On.
Joe Rogan. A couple of weeks ago I played
him. I think people like him, but
there's a wee thing of like, relax, yeah.
Relax, I think it was the whole fucking donate loads of money to

(15:26):
charity, but I'm going over hereto dodge tax, right Wasn't it?
That was that was a big thing. So.
Yeah. And I don't know why people are
knocking that either. Like, no, no, don't mean it like
that. I just mean.
This is like I kept getting observed on my tech talk, my For
You page. There's like an African
politician who keeps going like corruption was only wrong when

(15:46):
I'm not involved. That was that there.
I like that if you get away withit.
But the issue of Bono is he's Bono.
Yes, people see him doing it. If you're award millions and
then you're organising the concert for hundreds of
thousands of people to donate the charity that you're not
donating to, it's like, oh. Yeah, he's not throwing a few
quid in. I don't know, it's I was just
fucking like this all before my time.

(16:08):
I was late to the party on Graham, you know what I mean?
I was Graham to the Live Aid console.
Not late. Graham a rat.
If doors are 8, Graham's are at six.
Yeah, he's away at 7. Graham's in and out.
Like me and my mates. When we went to talk about
recently, I probably went to PCMand Magaluf and people were
like, kicks off at 12:00. I was like class, we'll have

(16:28):
lunch and then we'll go 12 at night.
Yeah, given the first guy to leave.
Sad. The first guy to leave.
And so people coming in, you're on your way.
People aren't coming in till 2:00 in the morning.
Yeah, yeah. What are we doing?
Yeah, that's man the listen all them super clubs, like it's like
all the show starts at 9 and finishes at 9 the next morning.
They're like, why? Yeah, why?

(16:49):
There's no need for. That have you been on holiday
together? Manchester.
Just I count as a holiday. Yeah.
It counts as a trip, yeah, not aholiday.
Is that not? A holiday.
I will call it a holiday. We went there.
Yeah, Karen snores very bad and we don't be exposing me.
Yeah, but so we're. Going to tell a good story.

(17:12):
Yeah, this is a good story. OK, so where you obviously have
a hotel booked with two single beds and they're about literally
arms lent away from each other, but when you.
Push them closer. No, we actually, we, we put it
the void up between us. But I didn't say like he's a
really, really bad snorer. So it was like at least.
Every time and snores. He's a really, really.
Bad, but like he he said remember he said he said my gaff

(17:34):
before and he said in the other bedroom, so the few headboards
were technically touching with the wall between and I could
feel my headboard vibrating from.
Him. But like, genuinely, that show
had to bang on the wall to try and wake him up.
Yeah, but I was like, at least in Manchester, sleep on your
side. So it'll take it longer to start
snoring and hopefully I can fallasleep when then and I won't
wake up. Yeah.

(17:55):
So that was grand. So where he was like, yeah,
don't, don't. Whatever you do, don't fucking
hit me because you always have to hear him to wake him up.
Give me a little nudge. So he was on the side and he's
snoring. So I fucking woke up and I just
hit him and he jumps and as he tried to turn around and look, I
turned off. I'm trying to go back to sleep.
And then I was lying down. I was like, who else is going to
be that fucking him? So look like I'm pretending it

(18:17):
wasn't me. Yeah, I'm pretend that like I
didn't fucking hit you. That's.
Also could be interpreted as a wee bit of a spoon invite you,
nod your friend, wake them up, and all of a sudden you're
facing away on your side. Escorts Manchester.
Is that what you do with the message?
Yeah, yeah, I'd hate it if someone spoon me, made me feel

(18:41):
all cosy, protected me. About the little spell, go on.
I love that Manchester. Manchester is a trip.
It's not a holiday like. I know it was a flying visit.
We went for the UFC when I was on that, like fucking super
o'clock in the morning. So.
Like it's on at 6:00 in the morning.
The man I. Got there, put the bags in the
hotel, left, came back to the hotel, had about an hour to go
asleep before we had to check out then.

(19:03):
It was horrible, you know, when you come out.
Hold on, it was on in the arena at 6:00 in the morning.
Yeah, the one that was only lastyear.
What's that called? The it's the new one, the coop.
Do they do the match the American time?
Yeah. They did like they.
Never heard of that. I hate that super.
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The link is in the, that's right.
Are you being in the MMA UFC? Well, I know.
Apologies. To compete, not to watch, OK.
And anyways, with the numbered UFC events, so like UFC trio one
trio 2, their pay per views so they have to be on US time and
this one was but it was in Manchester so we went in.

(20:51):
Don't all have to be on that. They must be this.
Number ones that pay per views, yeah.
Yeah, but I don't think I think this was the first time they did
that in England. Now because Bispham fought in
Manchester as well and that was Jordan the night.
What about Dart? Until that time when he thought
was it. Yeah, that was the one you got
sparked though. Yeah, yeah, that's it.
Must be. That's it.
I'll be the snooziest crowd. Yeah, we were sitting there when

(21:12):
Tom Aspinald was right now, and everyone around us was asleep.
Yeah, And if you like on TikTok the next day, it's just like
people zooming in, everyone snoring sleep.
And when we left, the sun was uplike this.
It was like pure break. It was horrible trying to like.
People killing each other. Yeah.
At 6:00 in the morning, everyone's had to been asleep,
you know, groggy. Yeah.
And there's people boxing their head off each other on the sun.

(21:34):
That time in morning, like, oh. But after being out all night as
well. Just meet him later on.
And for him, yeah. Have your party.
That's what I wouldn't fight in the stomach.
If a guy tried to start me at 6:00 in the morning, I'd say
I'll see you after, you know, see at 11, you know, So earliest
I'll fight. This to me, right?
Yeah. 11 is the earliest I wouldfight Like, yeah.

(21:55):
Yeah, Yeah. Yeah.
No, it's rough, Yeah. And I'll I'll no later than 4.
You get me between 11:00 and 4:00.
And you're ready for. One time, Shane Todd's.
Yeah. Ready the box?
Yeah. Yeah.
What you for? It's a bit early, no?
I'd be more in my prime coming in the late afternoon.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm not.
Change different or the athletesor the athletes have a prime
like a few years usually 28 to told you to change like 11 to 4.

(22:18):
Yeah, 11, yeah, that's my window.
Today, Yeah, yeah. That's my window.
I want to ask you about When I was on Talking Bollocks, we were
talking about me wanting to be in like, like Love Hit or
something. Like talk about shoes like that.
The time is right for the three of us, really, to make a move.
Yeah. Have you seen this RT even?

(22:39):
It's a new show. No.
I think it's from the makers of Love Hit.
Really. Eden Gillen's in.
That's bad. That's a no brainer, by the way.
Yeah, yeah, he was in. We literally talked about this.
He's in everything. He's in anything gangland
related, no matter what part that all it's in.
If it's in Ireland, right, he's in it.
If it's in fucking the USA, he'sin it.
Yeah, yeah. Like why?

(22:59):
Yeah, why he's called not changing his accent at.
All not is it? He doesn't need to is a like a
requirement. He has to.
Be by law, he has to be has to. Be in a Yeah.
So he's in it really. They've announced the the main
cast, but sometimes that meet the money announced like they
haven't announced all the rules.Maybe I haven't finished casting
it yet. And I think it's like because
Northern Ireland scream are helping fund it.

(23:22):
So there could be a north-south element to this.
Like a DOE kind of thing that you have to be in a culture from
the north. No, I just take the.
Phone then away the. Sit The locations might be in
the north. The storyline might be like a.
What does he have to be a child at the park?
Well, because he's at the same. It's like from the Nest.
I was like, really? Well, it's like, no, it's like

(23:43):
if the manager, if the manager has a song, he has to start.
No. Does he?
No. Yeah, everyone, Every team ever.
I'm not saying I should just be given apart for that reason.
I'm saying we should be in it because we could just be good in
it. Really.
I don't want them to just look, if they give me, it's like it's
like Westlake for the escort or banner with the charity money.

(24:04):
Like if I can get it, they'll just give me it.
I'll take it. Yeah, but like, I would
audition. I would like to.
I would like us to be in it. On merit.
Yes, and what would I rather be?Should.
Be called the border boys. OK.
That's as far as I've thought, though.
So I don't know what we do, but I think like, I think we just
hang out at the M50 toll and, and, and we just give people a

(24:28):
look like, I guess, you know, careful sort of thing.
I think. I think, yeah, when the
criminals are going up and down,we're just in those toll booths.
We just look at the three of us.Yeah, yeah.
The wave them on coin. The Bulls are like, yeah, you
don't have to pay too 80, go ahead.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, I guess like.

(24:49):
Yeah. Subtle.
Yeah, we know you're shooting 50K water heroin trail, but.
You wait to go ahead there, yeah.
Yeah, give them the nod. Yeah.
Winking a nod. Yeah.
How do we go about this? Actually sounds well.
We're planting the seeds now, OK, We're planting the seeds
now, so. Hopefully there's an RTE
producer or executive listening to this.
And we meet that like we meet atthe Apple Green.
Yeah, yeah, in Dundalk. Really feels neutral.

(25:11):
Yeah, Halfway coin the bus. Yeah, yeah.
And that's where, like, we'll get our mission, but it only our
missions only involve the toll booth.
Yeah. On your imagination chat, I said
this year when I met at the lasttime.
Your imagination runs wild on you, doesn't it?
Yeah. You got excited, like, like
you'll see something. You just got work and now.
I'm excited about this like. The border Bush, Yeah.

(25:31):
Can we change the name? No, we could be the border man.
Common of edge drama. These lads used to hang around
at the border. And actually it's metaphorical,
like going through the toll is US going through life.
Life, the man who's. Yes.

(25:52):
Can we call this and actually goand pitch it now, because this
is a great idea. I would love it.
Yeah, like I was late for the Love Here party.
Well, Graham is always late. Or is always early leaves.
It I was too early for, but I loved it.
But I watched it, you know, I couldn't get involved in it.
I couldn't let them know what like to have been in it.
And then Ken, the sort of didn'tsay anything to me about that.

(26:14):
But this one, if we get in earlyenough, I would love that.
I've never watched Kim Bliss. I've only watched one or two
episodes. See anything to do with inner
city Dublin, it's good. And any programme that has inner
city Dublin in it, it's good. Like, no.
Do you think they do a bad job of it?
Yeah, that's what we think aboutanything from Belfast.

(26:34):
So you probably watch Belfast off and go.
That was class. That's good.
I didn't see him with Dublin, but the people who really are
there, yeah, this is not a good reflection.
Yeah, man. Everyone in Dublin wear shorts.
It's mainly just yeah, exhibit. All the boys wear shorts.
Always. Did you watch Mobland?
Yes. What you think the accents in
that? The weird thing is, Pierce

(26:55):
Brosnan is. From the West Indies.
Do you think they said West Corkbut he misheard the cork bit?
I thought he said Indies. Something like that, yeah.
He it feels weird because if youwere an actor in it, whether
you'd be going. But is this not your real
accent? Are you not from Fucking Nice?

(27:16):
Yeah, that's from Nice. Yeah, Where is this a an artist,
you know, what's this? No.
All right, Tom Hardy's right nowby the.
Way get my G mixes. Really.
Tom Hardy, Helen Mirren, Pierce Brosnan.
Her Irish accent is more believable than his.
Yeah, and where she from? In real life, England.
England. And Pierce Brosnan running like
that there? No, I'm Conrad Harrigan.

(27:38):
Yeah, and you're like, all rightmate, like what the fuck is?
Yeah, but you know when you go on holiday and there's guys who
said the restaurants trying to bring it in and they say.
Where are you from? And you're like Orland.
Ah, my brother. Be Jesus, you know, all that
kind of stuff. That's what he's doing.
That's how he's learned his accent for this.
But they should have said to him, just do your real accent.

(28:00):
Just do your actual. You don't need to act here.
Yeah, do the accent. Just got home for six months and
then we'll come to year one. Film it.
Yes. Yeah.
And then it's just, it's absolutely.
Struggling. I heard it's later though.
It's not bad, it fell off a bit at the end.
Here's my issue. Every series at the minute, it's
setting up for the next series. And I know they all have to do
that, but there's never an actual ending.

(28:20):
Yeah, yeah, I'm watching The City is Ours at the minute,
which is like a yeah, it's good.But yeah, when I watch Dublin
stuff I always go like, ah do. You know how to know what Aidan
Gillan is? Yeah, man, who's in Kane, and
he's in mobland as well. He has a beard and he.
Doesn't have his gallon. Is that him?
Talks like this all the time? What's the story?
Got him a tough man. He's got the look.
Yeah, he should be in a ventriloquist.

(28:43):
Can you imagine? He has a whole.
Bag the lips meal you. Can't see the lips.
I was like, what's the story? I'm a gangster now we will what
are you or whatever. I was like why is his melt not
open? Has there been any bad Dublin
accents and stuff or like what stands out for AC?
It's a soft, right? Which one is bad in there?
I don't know, but like no don't know the name Shane, sorry I.

(29:07):
Meant the general. But did you not watch Love and
Go On? Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, just like on now. Yeah.
Do you get me? I think it's mainly that that's
my issue with dramas and programmes.
It's the accents. I don't mind, the roles are not
that big. Why don't you just cast someone
from Dublin? Do you feel like that, Belfast?

(29:28):
For the border boys will probably they'll get in, you
know, guys from. Yeah, London, Yeah.
Don't feel out about Belfast. Yeah, there's always, there's
always one accent that stands out and you're like, it was
perfect apart from this, but this is throwing off everything
else. Did what?
I was from Belfast. What did you know?
This is separate. What did you think of Dirty

(29:48):
Girls? Did that deal just as to the
North or? Well, I think that they had the
right idea, which was, I was going to say, all the actors are
from Derrick. There weren't.
Two of the girls aren't. Yeah, but I think Jamie Lee and
Sir should be in like the two leads are from Derry, so that
that helps. That helps it a lot.
And then every everyone else barthe two other girls, I think.

(30:12):
But but like, I suppose there's never a thing where every single
person has like the native accent.
But it's weird. That's weird to me.
I think the trolls off everything though.
Like yeah with mob distract everything.
Like look at my blindness. Wouldn't cop a bad Belfast
accent which are a bad northern accent not.
No, not, not fully, not fully, but like, right.
Here's here's here's what it would be like.
Here's what a bad one would be like, right?
Give me a scenario. And I'm going to punch your head

(30:33):
off if you don't have the money.Don't make it too like I'm
sorry, just. Well, we have a we have a
restaurant table booked at 3:00 and it's 2:45 now and they're
only able to shower. Right, and he's on the phone.
News, mate. Yeah.
Right, so this would be a Belfast belt, bad Belfast accent
and a thing. Hey, that's me just out of the

(30:55):
Shard. I'm going to be a bit late, OK
Mocker. Now would you notice that as bar
Belfast? That's not bad, that's mental.
Was that bad? Yeah, yeah.
Was he wouldn't. I would have never.
Caught. They would probably talk a bit
like this if they were doing bad, bad Belfast and he has a
start of this guy. I know you didn't say that, but
that's what he has. Shane is method acting he's.

(31:18):
Been in anything he's ever acting anything.
No, we went in a music video. Bobby.
Yeah, how do you not know you'rein a music?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I forgot. Yeah, but when he said music
video I taught like gangster rapand someone had an exhale bully
and fucking a balaclava on and I.
Think I know why you're not in it?
Yeah. You need to loosen that up.

(31:39):
Like, yeah, but look, I'm not criminalised.
What do you want me to say? I'm not a guy, I.
Have a fucking mortgage criminalout there with a mortgage, and
that's a fact. Yeah, we've written one music
video. Have you ever acted in that?
Yeah, we were the twin sisters in the.
Yeah, twin brothers, but yeah, you know.

(32:01):
In the actual heart of the twin sisters.
Yeah, yeah. So you know in the showing and
you know the the ways going downthe hallway and the two fucking
girls are there. Coming to be bikes are the only.
Yeah, no, he's on the bike and they're standing there.
So we don't like a mark of that in a thing on RTA.
Free gaffe. It's called free gaffe, yes,
Yeah. So we don't that and obviously.

(32:22):
Have you been have you done likehave you chatted much like RT
and broadcaster stuff down Southbecause use you started the
podcast independently when was five years ago. 2020, yeah.
Yeah, coming up on five years. Amazing for me to have worked at
it. You took it on your homework.
You're fucking crazy. So have yous in that time had

(32:42):
much like interest from like broadcasters and things like
that, you know, come and do something with us or.
For some reason, China always ends up pulling out that they
want something political, Yeah. What, like you guys the
interview Politician? No.
Well, yes, it's coined. Yeah, well, yeah, but they want

(33:03):
to hit on the town staff are very sensitive and kind of lose,
lose. You're never going to paint
anyone in a good like talking about these topics and like.
We kind of had one just over theline that was going to be a
great show. Yeah.
And everything was approved and we're like, this is going to be
great. Like loads of comedy and it just
a bit of crack. And then they were like, and
they want this part in it as well.

(33:24):
Somewhere. They were like, no.
Like what there was like you cantouch on stuff and you can
highlight stuff and I get that, but like now this needs to be
the main focus of the whole thing.
Did you feel it was a case of they were like, we want you to
do just what you do, what you'recomfortable with, what people
know you're for, but then the goal post just slightly start
changing? At the finish line as well,
finish line finish because like they get and you're like, this

(33:46):
is it. And it was like, well, we we're
thinking about moving it this way and they're like, that's
perfect. That's what we want.
I'm going to get let's stay awayso we can get past and we can
get behind this. And then at the end, it's like,
I'm not, no, it has to be this. And we were like, all right.
And they were like, it's kind ofthis or not.
I'm really great. Well.
But I think it was one of them. We don't expect someone to pull
the plug. Yeah, because we'd gone.
This went on for nearly two years.

(34:07):
And I mean, it was we were just about to sign the dotted line
like, and they're like, and thisis where he is need to speak
about. It was like, no.
And it was more than just speak.It was like this is the focus.
Let this be the topic of the show.
And was like, no, yeah. Oh, so the goal, so that the
whole. Change.
The whole dynamic changed. Yeah.
So yeah, anything that comes from broadcasters knowledge,

(34:29):
usually something like a serioustopic, Yeah.
And we're like. Just because.
Like obviously on the pod you doserious interviews like I do a
little bit as well. We're like you have a silly
conversation with someone or like a serious conversation,
talk about serious topics. But 9 out of 10 times you are
having a bit of crack and just having a laugh.
And if that's if you aren't doing, if you're then on TV and

(34:51):
you're not doing that, people are going to go, what is this?
Yeah, you know, yeah. Definitely, but it's more so we
don't even mind going on and doing something that's serious.
Yes. It's not so political.
Yes. Why does it have to be
political? Yeah.
You know, ways I have to devoid viewers.
Well, obviously for them it's like because this is what brings
in views. Yeah, and like young people, not

(35:12):
too young people, people are watching TV or listen to your
podcast to like get away from. That it's an escape.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What was it like doing the
lately show? Nervous.
Yeah, I felt like someone do it.Yeah, You know, that's how me
and Calvin broke the ice after like a 20 minutes or left to the
RTA studios were driving and no one speak and there's no radio

(35:33):
on. We're just looking straight
ahead. And then Calvin goes, it feels
like someone do it, doesn't it? And I was like, yeah, it was
horrible. I.
Felt like I was driving to a funeral.
Is it live? Yeah, yeah.
Oh, I didn't know that. Do you know what else I only
remembered? Remember a man like he's like
the Booker is the fellow who gotwas on.
Would you call him the Booker? The producer.
I don't know, yeah. He he settles.

(35:56):
Why is this such a big? Part to the story.
Because remember he settles downand you are like because that
was the only time we ever seen him.
I haven't seen him I heard from since he just disappears, A
figment that the imagination does.
Yeah. So he was like, so this is the
run trail, you're going to do this blah, blah, blah, this
presence on before then you're on at this time, blah, blah.
And he said kind of course, and he was like, oh, like, yeah, but

(36:18):
try not to. And he's like, we only get 1C
bomb per show. And I was like, that's mental
that they have a number of amount of times you can say
cunt. Yes, like people are so offended
by that one word. You could you could like, F I'm
blind and say whatever you want.Fuck this scumbag.
This that you're not known to say.
And you say that can't pull the plug.

(36:39):
Get them off that stage. That's.
Crazy I love that you went you could air from blind.
You can say cunt but F and blind.
I love that you abbreviated F tobe like.
I wouldn't say that word. But actually that's I think
that's the most nerve wracking part about live interviews, just
that I think so much of our language is course.

(37:01):
Yeah. I don't.
I'm putting you on that bracket I.
Don't think Yeah, the border. Was we course a lot tell we
describe things How about telling the story about
something dramatic that happened?
It's all true. Fucking There you go.
Course. And yeah.
And then they're like, yeah, so don't course.
That's just, I don't know, puts a stop in the middle of my brain
somewhere. Yes, because if they hadn't said

(37:21):
that, you might not necessarily.Do a lot but it.
Makes you aware of it, yeah, butcould you like because Lilia
truth massively and you probablygrow up watching it and see
people on. There's iconic moments from it
and then you're on it. Did you feel like you were able
to enjoy it when you did it? No, it got real.
No the. Least inspirational?

(37:42):
He's usually the nervous one andI'd be like playing the kill.
So I'd be trying to be like, if he looks at me being killed, he
has to be killed then. And I was like, turns look at
this and I was like, I had Parkinson's.
I was like rattled. I was like, I'm rattling and
like I'm even gone counter intuitive to what I do.
I'm like I need to keep him calm.
I'm like showing him how nervousI am.
Look, Osborne. I didn't realise how big the

(38:06):
late late was. Yeah.
Wasn't like something, a thing in the household where you sit
there when you watch the late late because that is a thing in
many people's household. Wasn't that for me?
People are just saying to me in the two weeks we only found out
the week before. Yeah, the Rangers on a Wednesday
with like, so Friday night, 8:00is going to be there like.
Yeah. And they were like, don't tell
anyone. And I was like, we haven't got
enough time to tell anyone, like20 minutes.

(38:27):
Yeah. But people are like this is year
olds and they're telling me how many fucking viewers the year
and everything else, and that just fucked me up.
There that force there was a girl we're on the lately so kill
and then everyone's like delay lay yeah when someone says
that's your lookout what we haveto do on here don't know page.
People just pages on Instagram and you're like, rumours are
emerging that talking bollocks are gone on the Late Late Show
and I was like, what's this likea transfer?

(38:49):
Who's the leak? No, I was 30.
No, that's a movie. By the way, that's the most leak
fierce I've ever seen. What about me?
Put a story, because the page had your story screenshot and
his story was like on we're on the late, late on Friday and
you're sitting in the car. Yeah, yeah, look.
Was it not meant to tell people?Like what he was saying, I

(39:13):
remember I put up on Twitter andI was like, oh, I just got war
that we're going to be on the telly on Friday night.
And I think I put like a wink orsomething like that.
Yeah, basically telling people we're telling people parents
like we're on the fucking late night show at 10:15, like exact
time and everything. All you can't believe it was the
league this whole time. You're the league.
Yeah. Yeah, I didn't.
Know that's the downfall of the border boys.

(39:34):
Like. Yeah.
You can't just sell us. What are you going to do?
Like you told people that you'reon, you know?
I pull up a story saying that I remember the story now.
Yeah. I just pull up saying we're on
the late, late tomorrow night tosee us then.
Yeah. And I just.
Suddenly hinting that you'd be on.
Yeah, I don't remember. The page had like a screenshot
of you in the car being like rumour is talking about.

(39:54):
And I was like, it's not rumour,it's just confirmed.
It's literally said it. Who else was on?
That noise. Oh yeah, wanted yeah one who's
on the Eurovision and. With the longest dress.
Yeah. Oh no.
This was my. Shame.
The week before you know why they picked the representative
of Ireland. They deal like a show on the
lately, yes, Yep, your size and they whatever they vote.

(40:19):
She had won it the week before Bambi talk.
Bambi talk. She had one of the week before.
So she's back on there to talk about that.
But we were sitting in the greenroom and it was really like
awkward because it's like we were in the green room here and
there's about 50 people over there and no one would mix.
Also we would mix anyone. So we're just sitting there and
she comes in with a big, huge, massive dress and starts in like

(40:39):
twirls. And we were like, who the fuck
is that one? Yeah, the fucking series of our
dresser was huge. So she was on and then they done
a pre recorded interview with the son of Bailey.
Was it? Yeah.
And Sophie the plantier, the girl who was more than Clock.
Right, right, right. Oh, that the documentary was
about. Yeah, right, right, right.

(41:00):
Horse on was on because the fellow who was accused of modern
who had just died right, right. Yeah, is it?
He had just told you, but that was a pre recorded 1.
So it was like Bambi talk. 20 minutes of us are sitting there
dentals. Oh, and then your man, the
singer can't remember. His name?
Oh, the goal. Yeah.
Mighty Pillow, yes. From where?

(41:20):
Where? Where Yes, No, we used talking
to Marty. No, no, but like why?
He's saying he's not every. Middle-aged woman in the crowd
What? Did he sing?
Have you ever heard Angel Eyes? But what, what, what?
Because he probably sang. What's our main one?
Their main song? Who's this?
Wet, Wet, Wet. They have like a mean they're.

(41:42):
Not raining, man. Like now the song not like
raining Men, and it's called Wet, Wet, wet.
No, no. My name is.
Because I couldn't stop listening.
Now it is they had the record for like most weeks consecutive
#1 and then that was Beth. Love Is All around.
Love Is All around now. He'll have sang that.
But what you need to get in on is Angel Eyes by Wet Wet Wet.

(42:04):
Sing it there. And with those Angel eyes.
I took him on the late late again.
It's it's, it's, it's like it sets a tone, put it that way.
Saying you want to see the womenin this audience.
You swear who they. Were what?
What? What?
Yeah, so can. So can we.
Yeah. Who's the biggest star now?
Justin Bieber. What?
Girls would scream for him though.

(42:29):
By the way, if he was quick witha temporary big hands, you were
quick with Bieber there through the ladies like Justin Bieber.
Some guys like him too, like I don't know who, but some guys do
like him like which is fine by the way.
He's just like Justin Bieber, and you're going to look at.
He's like girls would scream forhim.
What They. Yeah.

(42:52):
You swear Justin Bieber was there anyways.
It was like Marty Pello. I was like, what the fuck is
that? He sounds like he plays on front
the Juventus, doesn't he? Yeah.
Del Piero Marty Pello then got involved in the corruption
scandal, but they stayed, which event is when they got relegated
and got them back. Up Marty Pelo left Marty Pelo
did he? He chased bigger and better

(43:12):
things when they went up back upthe Syria.
He went back, Yeah. They tried, yeah.
No, thank you. Yeah, Marty Pelo was top scorer
at the Euro cells and. He wasn't talking.
He was like. No, we didn't.
We didn't talk in fairness you Ithink with your nerves got a bit
carried the way what the Rob stuff and all he did he wanted,
he said he wanted to take something as a silver there.
Yeah, party. He's watch.

(43:34):
Party guilty was actually sound lovely.
He he now he was the first person I spoke to.
He committee introduced himself and he said look, we're going to
be very crack and he made a few jokes about the podcast like
references to the podcast and stuff and then that was it.
What did? You try to do.
I was thinking I was. Thinking anything that wasn't
nailed down chamber like a city,an empty table and a big huge
fucking 60 inch telly and I was like.

(43:56):
I wouldn't get that and it was like an empty fault or.
Framework. I mean, I've heard of actors
like on set, they'll take like awee memento.
From the moment already that's. I love that you're like as a
memento. I've taken this plasma.
That. Was probably bracketed onto the.
Wall one piece of art, though, when that goes on the market,
we'll know about. No problem.
That's gone in my syndrome. If you rub the Mona Lisa, you're

(44:19):
not going to try and sell it, amI really?
Well, why would you, Rob? It I wouldn't want that and I
wouldn't put up on her. What you know.
Shit. Is it?
I've never seen it. Here's what it is.
I've never heard this. Is what This is what you're
missing? Like we potato face woman.
Yeah, now, but like, imagine someone coming into kind of go
to the toilet. Yeah, it's upstairs in the

(44:39):
ground. Like, yeah, fucking Mona Lisa.
You're like. But isn't that that was into
them? Yeah, that's a joke where you go
that's the original and people. Yeah, but it is.
But it is. Yeah.
And you're golf like. Yeah, so that's that's what I
would do. How did we get talking about the
Mona Lisa? The late like.
Yeah. And anyways, it was nerve
wracking and yeah. It was a bad expect it.
Was. Now was.

(45:00):
It was. If you did it again, be
different. It's on YouTube, you can get the
whole they clip the whole interviews on YouTube.
Just want to watch it. Did you make any gaffes during
it? Like did you say anything during
it where you went? Oh, why did you say that?
I feel like the whole 15 minuteswas just like you were speaking.
You're like, why did I say that?No, we kind of this one fucked
me up a bit, saying yeah, backstage was like, I'll
probably actually this, this, this stuff.

(45:21):
Brazil. Sounds like we'll probably ask
yeah. So backstage she come in, she
was like we'll probably I said this one, this one, this one and
this one and we were like Leo what was in me head and all our
idea. I was like, he says that I'm
saying this and we went there onnone of them questions got
asked. Yeah.
And I was like. See, I don't like the setting up
of the questions. I'd rather either have these are
definitely going to be it or we or we just talk 100% because

(45:42):
usually you start from the podcast anyway.
Yeah. What was the first episode of
the podcast she was recorded like?
What was the? What was the setup?
Don't listen to me right the start with.
We talk, you talk, you slobber at me for half an hour.
It was just. Literally Emmy mass kitchen
Jordan Cole with we had to wait till the place was empty so

(46:03):
everyone's trying to walk in scale or ever I put me found on
the table the recorder app. You know that the voice note
recorder app. Comes with the phone.
Comes like built in with the phone bang on the table, hip
play on the town and someone said on Mandela.
And we had to restart the flare of times.
I just don't anything. Never.
Never, no background, never. And The thing is, well, as like

(46:23):
we went to the way and like I'm opening her up for like 3
minutes or whatever and I'm likeblah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah. And what do you think it is?
And tennis was looking at me blank.
And then I had to like stop it start again.
And like tenants, this only walks if there's like table
speaking and he's like, no, no, I was a bit nervous all day this
time. And then I'm trying to remember
everything I'd said and I'm great.
We go again, bang and I'm like, yes, and this what's going on

(46:46):
now and blah blah blah, blah, blah.
And what do you think it is, Terrance?
And you're like, do one more time.
Shine I felt like I was in on a section.
It was horrible. For whatever reason before and
after were chatting away and having those soon as he pressed
that button and fucked me up. Or he didn't get used to that
till probably 100 episodes in. Talking part of it, yeah.

(47:09):
It's horrible to the worst. Part is like, we're live shows
and stuff like that. You just be like, so wait, live
show upon a bit planning to get our Rev. And he's like, what if
we forget to talk? And I'm like, we've done over
200 episodes of a podcast. Yeah, yeah.
The least of my concerns is thatyou'll forget to talk.
I'd say Marty Pelo, we're getting the same Marty, this is
what you do. Let you watch it anyway.

(47:29):
It's in the toilet of the podcast.
We're talking bollocks. What was the first episode?
It was there a particular episode where you went, people
started to know what this is, noor that suddenly took off.
Episode 1. No, but like I mean one people
start talking about it from there.
From then, that's that's why we had to do episode 2.
Yeah, no, it's very confusing Chain, because Episode 1 is like

(47:52):
the worst episode of any podcastthey'll ever listen to.
The history of podcasts. It's definitely in the top four
of wars, right? For some reason people like as
we like see on social media and I'll be like, we need to get
this out on social media. I'd like 700 followers, He'd
like 500 followers. And with nothing like we just
put it out there and then like these messages were just coming
in. We were like, how the fuck do

(48:13):
these now about this podcast? And he's need to do another one.
He's need to do another one. It was trend the number one in
Ireland. Just all you just just on the
phone, that's it The. Worst audio you'll ever heard
the worst content to ever. I just went trained the number
one and then we are getting messed and I remember like after
like some girl and like ecology anyways like from the different
county Texas and we were like what the fuck how did she hear

(48:34):
about this and then we will be better than another one.
Then we just kept on every week and the her end the her and the
shame. Who was the 1st guest who's
gone? Who was the?
Forms of Conor Ryan, Yeah, I think so, yeah.
It was we had like at the start we had like loads of
influencers. So like, just like local people,
yeah. Yeah, you know.
Well, at the time as well, like they were all good little
episodes at the time, but was like.

(48:55):
Hard to covert as well realise that like people would listen to
fucking anybody at that time youknow.
But then. Episode annoying.
I think it was Barty Calvin shared the podcast photos on
Twitter. I was just like go and listen to
these lads blah blah blah from my area and then Liam Cunningham
text us. You know I'll get clouds are
saying Barty told me to send us a message and Congrats on the on

(49:17):
the podcast. I'd love to be a guest.
We were like, what the he's likehalf a million.
Did that happen? Yeah.
It was the 9th episode. We were like.
What was, what was this? Because obviously now like when
I came down, did your pod, we'llgo into the nice studio in the
middle of Dublin. So what was he coming into?
Where did you record? We had to do around Zoom.
It was in Calvert. So like you couldn't, you
couldn't really fault people like I don't want to see.

(49:38):
Him when we've ever done Yeah, right was with him, but we
couldn't turn it down. The night episode, of course.
Yeah, and he's fucking, was he Grid?
Yeah, he was so patient as well because it was on Zoom.
He's. Brilliant everything.
Yeah, we didn't pay for the Yorkmember.
Yeah. So we didn't have to wear the
premium zoom. Yeah.
So like you only get like 40 minutes I get. 25 minutes, so
like. He's in the like, in the middle
of a deep conversation. We're like, yeah, name.

(49:59):
You just wait. We're going to pause this and
bring it back. And he was like, yeah, no
problem. I was like, you're fucking
sound. Yeah.
Yeah, it was great with us. But then it was even mad like
something like Liam Cunningham. But then like 5-5 episodes like
Chrissy Dignan was on. We were in Chrissy's kitchen in
his house doing an episode with him.
And then they're just. Like I was it something that was
like really popping off in Dublin and then you started to

(50:21):
notice other, like you say, other places.
Yeah, we've got the odd message from elsewhere of Dublin, like
the odd one, but then it was like majority of messages and
feedback was coming in from elsewhere to Dublin.
Yeah. Then you'd have people in
Australia, like all the artists in Australia and then England.
And so I'm going to say I'm overin Toronto and we're like, what?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, it's just so strange.

(50:41):
Well, when you get those analytics in and you see like
one person listening, Saudi Arabia, yeah, What's going on
here? Here's one for you.
We were the number one podcast and Bahrain for six months.
Yeah, Bob Ryan. Where's Bob Ryan Chain?
Beside like guitar and all that and.
Number one, number one podcast there by 6 months.

(51:04):
Why did you never take advantageand get over and?
I don't know. It's a life I don't even know
how to get. There would have happened to
give us an escort, the number one.
I love I would I would love it if I went there for a gig and
there was just like posters you in the streets and like the
airport was named that the Calvin and Terrance
International Airport as a boys is kicking off here like get

(51:25):
over. That's again Mike, Tom and I in
Naples, yeah. You guys, people praying to it.
Yeah #1 Someone sent that, it was one day, and they're like,
we've been checking this like every week.
He's been number one for the last month.
So we checked every day, yeah #1for six months, Six months.

(51:47):
What the what about your first live show?
Like first time he's got in front of the live volume
horrible again. Yeah, it's not wank right?
The shot. Probably my favourite show to
date. Or horrible that.
Was your first one. Liberty Hall.
So it's only 400 people, but like 400 people towards the end,
that's going to be 400. That was our first live poll was
about 400 people. Was it?
Yeah, I'm like 1. Our first life was been 120.

(52:12):
Yeah, but you've been gigging, hadn't you?
Like you done shows. Yeah.
Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. So you're calling that?
You're probably just prepared. Yeah, but I know what you mean.
But 400? Is massive.
We had no idea what to do. So like we were like, look, I
remember just being behind the corner and were like 5 more
minutes for him and I was like 5.
We actually have to go out here.Yeah, yeah, he literally pushed

(52:32):
me out. Yeah, I remember pushing the
guy. Jammed on the brake, so I was
like, I'm not going. Yeah, put the handbrake up and
he just pushed me and I was likea male.
And is it, you know, used being from Dublin, it's very much like
set that in Dublin you record like in Dublin is, is that like
is the reaction always all good or do you just get is there like

(52:54):
I suppose everything people do and put it publicly gets like
negativity and that kind of thing?
What blessed. Yeah.
No, we are, We are. It's a if anything that any
criticism or negativity we get, it's usually like, like
reasonable, if that makes sense.Yeah.
Like if someone says you said this, I thought you could handle
that better, blah, blah, blah. It's not like coming at you from

(53:14):
a negative place like you're a fucking prick.
You did this, you did that. It's just like all as I thought
you could have handled this better.
I talked about this more, right?Right.
Don't get me wrong, we've been slated.
Oh yeah. We announced like we put out the
picture with the guests before the episode goes out, probably
two or three days before. Yeah.
And we did one with Nicola Talent.
Speak, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
And people would say she's caused a lot of hammer awards

(53:37):
and slated areas in Dublin. And we had our own that actually
talked about about this. But we put the guest picture up
and people obviously thought we brought her in to say look well
done and everything you've done,and that wasn't the case.
Yeah, get you get. You.
So we put the picture up and we were fucking Slate.
We were like, no, just wait. And you have to wait that two
days. Yeah, for the where you can say,
well, actually listen to what I'm saying.
Yeah, actually ramblings around as well in the episode, but we
try it, Yeah. So after people are like, I

(53:59):
look, just get rid of ice. Yeah, well.
Done. I mean, that was in like that
was. 2021. Yeah, but like within the 1st 25
episodes or something. So we were fucking fresh and
like, yes, she ran. Yeah, as you said, she rang
rings around as you could tell her the professional was in the
realm. And I was right, so.
What shame with me home, Martin.Yeah, like we put the picture of
me home and everyone just kept saying that's photoshopped.

(54:21):
Yeah, people, people thought wasAI and all right.
But then we were fucking slated,Yeah, but then people listened
to it again and they went I lookfor a plate is actually.
Yeah. I've never had a politician on.
I only got to be. I don't think I'd be against it.
Yeah, but I just don't know if Iknow enough about.
I don't know. I think it'd be.

(54:42):
It's my. Problem like I'm glad that he's
my Co host because if a politician come in or a
journalist like that and I had to put it to them, I put it to
them. But then when they respond I'm
like oh sure. I actually don't know enough
about this. But then I suppose that's very
uncommon and we don't know a lotabout it.
But like I say, we're trying tryand understand people see that
they're like, well, you're going, you know, agenda.

(55:03):
Yeah, going into it. Yeah, when you have a politician
that people want you to go on and just slate them, yes, your
your shit at your job. Look at these numbers, boys are
like that. You're a fucking prick.
And then that's it. Whereas that's not a
conversation, Yes. You get 10.
Minutes and they leave. That's it.
Yeah. A lot of the messages they say
like I hope he's opener up by calling them a fucking prick and
sake. Why it would create a bad tone?
Yeah, he's. Just going to go, I'm not doing

(55:26):
this. I'm OK.
So it's like, actually, let's try and actually have a
conversation and if we get somewhere, we get somewhere.
And if we don't, then he is a prick and we end up calling him
a prick. Yeah.
You don't know like. Speaking of big issues, when I
did your Paul, we had a bit of adebacle is that is that said.
Not really, but we can make it, I think the Bacles.
But a bit of lover. We're at the being up the north.

(55:46):
We came back when an award. Yeah, the Backel.
Palaver. That sounds like a.
Desert Fall for where I was like, look, we'll get some lead
after the podcast. And I wouldn't say I got tense,
but there was a better confusionabout whether the times would
work, whether the location wouldwork and all that kind of or
whether the offer was that sincere for me.

(56:08):
So stone hedge the pyramids and if talking about is when
Fernandos wish I thought three biggest mysteries in the.
World. I don't know if you understand
help that was for us in terms of.
I didn't at the time know how big it would get until the
episode went out. Oh, you will never understand.
I remember opening the Talking about Instagram page and it was
like loads. Well, when a new episode goes

(56:30):
out, that tends to be loads of like a couple of messages about
feedback. I don't know, but every single
message was did you was got Fernando, did you go every
single message and we didn't answer anyone.
Just kept a mystery alive. Do we talk about it?
Do we you think it's one of those things where like between
us? Yeah, let it be what it was.
No, no, we, we get, we've got two more avenues to go down on

(56:54):
this one is after in between episodes on Fridays, we go to a
place called Jackson and Hollywood here just up the road,
really nice Cafe restaurant. So we would like to extend,
well, an offer to you guys. OK and and your partners.
Yeah. And anyone else who's in the
vicinity to come for lunch with us.

(57:15):
We'll let you know. We'll let you know.
How we get back to you and. Get back to me now on.
Like a second. Immediately.
Right now why when you like thisabout Nandos so that wasn't so.
And you know what made it worse about the Nandos thing?
He was like, do you want to comeby Nandos?
I mean, like, oh, like Shane, I think you have to go like you
have to be on stage in 40 minutes and like be Grant.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I meant like, oh, it'll work.

(57:38):
I didn't. I wasn't like fucking, you know,
I I did the shows in Dunleary. I thought that was all close.
You were like, it'll take you longer to get there, then you
have to eat. You're the hardest person to get
rid of. Elvis Shield.
Whatever. Like you said, you are late and
you still wouldn't live. You said you record for an hour

(57:58):
and we did like one hour 40 and the 40 was us talking about
whether we should go for dinner.100%.
But then I, I was like maybe thevenue and then it'll take us too
long to drive once we go to Nando's to the venue.
Do you know what the Nando's was?
And I was in the green room. It was from me to your way.
It was across the street, A1 Lane St So I tell.
Did you get Nando's? So now we're involved in the

(58:21):
mystery of. No, no, no, no, I did right.
I did. But this, this changes I got to
take away so I wouldn't have hadtime to send him all that right.
But a couple of things you need to let me know before 1 here
whether you can come for lunch with us and.
It's literally 3 minutes away, yes.
And secondly, we are going to betogether in about a month.

(58:44):
I'm nervous. For talking box life.
We. Are you nervous?
Shame. I don't think you're prepared
for this crowd. I actually don't think.
I don't know if this crush prepared for me.
That's what I want to hear. That's exactly what I want to
hear. We have.
Because when I walk. In the best, we've the best
crowd. When I walk in, you know, people
say you know what they say. Yeah, there's Kevin Hart's, me
Shane Todd's. TL vonsby you.

(59:05):
Know what to say Tickle that they say and they say that some
people say it into themselves. Some of us that out loud when I
arrive. Yeah, that is home.
They can sleep, Daddy. Song, I'd say your kids don't
even say that when you walk intothe house.

(59:25):
Yeah. That was a bit that's that's.
That's a wire comment that shutsfor.
If Dan laughs, don't even. Yeah, once Dan laughs, this is
the worst thing about having a producers in the room with you
because you know the feedback ifyou say something might be tense
between me and you. But if Dan laughs, or even.
They're not. Yes, man.
No, no. Umm, he's basically.

(59:48):
I look nervous. He's basically saying that you
better shut the fuck up laughing.
Look, OK, I know we're computingoff him.
Shane, I'm intimidate. My kids love me.
And I say they do, I say they do, but I just don't picture.
They say daddy's home. But they don't say Daddy's home.
OK, Daddy. Oh, like that?
What the fuck? I'm laughing.

(01:00:09):
My gizmos. Do they say Daddy?
I do, they say Teddy. My kids don't call me.
Today. My kids are club reps in a base.
Where you from? I love a good call back in a

(01:00:30):
podcast, it's great. Isn't no the the the I am?
Well, I'm prepared. Look, I'll be there.
That's me prepared. I'll be.
There, I'm just saying be prepared for hail.
Spontaneous the crowd is. Like I.
Don't know what's going to happen?
Listen and you don't know we actually have stuff planned and
we're like, oh, this is going tobe great they won't realise this

(01:00:51):
is going to be surprised then our producer takes us today or
you have something planned that you don't know about right so
this part of this showed up we're.
Not I reheated. If I had to sing at some point
that would do my head in Borgas theatre.
If I had to sing, I would hit that.
What's a go to karaoke song? Walking to Memphis, the Mark
home version, if you give me theshare version and walk out too

(01:01:11):
fast tempo. I did that the stag do a
microphone to put on the share version.
It was fucking livid I still worked with.
It just put in brackets and not the share version.
But yeah, look, I'm, I'm, I'm excited, but I'm, I'm wondering
what the food situation is. Some people don't need.
Yeah, things you know. What you mean?

(01:01:35):
You've never heard of that? Before I'm away with the
fairies. But like, I wonder, like, do we
together, how does it work? Do you guys not eat at the on
the day of the show? If it's an 8:00 start, what time
do you get the venue? I don't know where you boys like
to work. We get to the venue about tree.
Mental. Mental.
That's why you're nervous. But I think that's only to make
sure that tenants is there. Yeah.
Because if you said tenants don't hold till 6 it'd be like

(01:01:56):
fucking 6:15 and you're like. Sure, but if he's three shortly
at afternoon, have a look around, check in, everything's
all good. Come back at quarterly.
No, that wouldn't get down well.Quarter is very close.
Quarter seven, Yeah, 7:15 7/7. Seven meet in the middle.
Yeah, 7 seven that's. What the border boys do We

(01:02:17):
literally meet in the middle, but I would like I would I would
hope that we will go for lunch now and I would hope I would
hope your live show, which we will put the link for that in
the description. Thank you and I'm very excited
to do it. I would hope know what?
What's the dress code? We're going to be suitable to.
Build. That's the thing you guys do?

(01:02:38):
Yeah. You suit up for big occasions.
Yeah. You want me to sit up?
Shane, you can wear whatever you.
Want I'd like it to suit up. And my daddy's wearing a suit.
Nobody's safe. Like Wet, Wet, Wet.
There's a words Marty Pelo. I go put it this way.
He's not here. I might shut up.

(01:03:01):
It's going to be a great time. I'm very excited for it because
I went to see Hamilton at that venue.
Yeah. And it was unbelievable.
Yeah. Yeah.
And I said to my wife. I've only been in a once
beautiful. Yeah, well, 20.
Secondly, but once for a show and see the Book of Mormon and
right. I was on rails, but then we went
to see him and Terence is on thestage and I was up like the
Berry back and he's like fuckinglike an Ant on the stage.
He's Tony. Yeah, fucking crazy.

(01:03:23):
But. It's a yield venue.
It's our biggest show. Yeah, yeah.
It's only great Father 20. I'm leaving.
What? In July.
July 11th there will be Shane Todd to call a cobbler.
Terence Calvin talking bollocks.Maybe more people.
May have to change. I just realised I'll have to
change some plans if it's 11th of July.
This is never the good, so I'll.Need to get up the road pretty.

(01:03:43):
You might need an escort. There will be escorts here on
the 11th of July. Well.
I have no idea what I'm. Talking about sorry.
Now I have ceremonial duties. On the 11th.
I was playing after one more at lunch.
I'll go for lunch. Yeah.
I, we. I accept.
I'll say, I'll say I might have something to do and we have to,
you know more. Yeah.

(01:04:04):
My sisters in laws are from up here that.
Is very confused. No down wants to go for lunch.
We've got to start. We have to go right now.
We've. Got We've got to start live
streaming episode of two. Really.
Should we go for lunch? And not being smart, but that
sounds like a you problem. Yeah, sure that he's not wrong.
Like we came to you so like. We travelled far.
And I'm offering you sustenance.Say that again.

(01:04:27):
I'm offering you food, remember?It's the thing if you're.
I'm offering you. I'm offering you guys to get fed
and watered before you had the road again, right?
I don't think there's a problem here at all.
Well. He's really.
I mean, if you think there's a problem or maybe there's a
problem. Therefore.
Between 11:00 and 4:00. Do you ever see it's literally

(01:04:50):
right in the? Middle of 11:00 it's one.
It couldn't be anymore. There was an interview I saw a
seal team sex guy do and the theinterviewer said how long would
it take for you to clear this room and he said 7 seconds.
Sometimes I think about that stuff too.
That's again. Ask me 4 seconds.
But. By the way, that's still time

(01:05:12):
for me to take a sip of tea. Can I just say a bad fact it's
clear around? Yeah.
It's normal clear room. It's normal clear.
Room that's bad, yeah. What rocked the foundations?
Oh, you listen to a recent episode that you don't, and it's
like drilling going on. I thought I was turning to sleep
downstairs. That's all it was like.
I don't wear a suit. Do you wear a suit?
Hang on three piece or two piece?

(01:05:34):
Are you on T-shirt? No .5 teal piece.
A little piece. A little piece.
You want to. Blast, you gonna wear the toy?
Yeah. Very formal.
Joe, you were there. Yeah, maybe.
I might. I might wear a toy in terms
might not, you know what I mean.Keep you guessing you just.
Voice or what's? Going on there.
Yeah, boys, moving forward to it, I hope.
I hope. We're going for lunch.
Here we are. See what happens.

(01:05:55):
Are we? Well, the Alfred there, yeah.
This one seems more sincere thanthe man those other.
And those offer was sincere, butI I didn't know the lay of the
land in Dublin. I don't know how many years now.
Those days, I don't know. We actually looked her up on
Gilgal maps and gave it the exact distance away it was right
and. And he hadn't got enough time.
Yeah. And you were like, it's grand.
Yeah. I'm really.

(01:06:15):
People pay to see you on stage in 40 minutes.
And you were like, it's grand. Yeah.
And I was like, that fucking tear.
Von Gig has gone to his head. So we're gonna have a low check.
Can we introduce you as Kevin Hart's May?
Shane Todd, Just. Say daddy's home.
I don't think Kevin Harts in that film.
He probably is. That sounds like a movie being.

(01:06:37):
He's in everything. Yeah, yeah.
He's like fucking sand. Yeah.
You've seen your mom, the beach,and you're like, oh, yeah,
there's no time. You take your shoes off.
Sand everywhere. Kevin Hart.
Come on, take your shoes off. Kevin Hart falls out.
He falls out the left shoe. We take the right one off.
The rock falls over that one. Like fucking two years around
everything. Boys, thank you very much for
coming down the road saying I'm doing this.
Came up the road. Came up to you.
Bro came up. And then I was about to go

(01:06:59):
tickets for the sorry live show in the description down.
Take it out. That's the power you have.
That's the part. Ah, parents part.
So tickets take the low shower in the description of this show.
Yeah, and you don't going to do what I did, do you?
You we're ending this part because we do have to go for

(01:07:19):
lunch. Do we?
If you want to the offers there,he wants to go for lunch more
than anything because the league's face is coming out
where he's I can see in his eyeshe's sad because he wants to go
for lunch. Wouldn't it be great to play
poker with? Yeah.
Yeah. He says that he's left.