333. Instant Acceptance with Andrew Ryan and Aaron Butler

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(00:00):
If you cancel 24 hours before your haircut, he will charge.
You anyway then. Then why you're loyal to him?
Loyal to him. Because if you were loyal to him
and you've been going to him foryears and they know that you've
got a really good relationship with them, they don't charge
those loyalty people. Yes, but if I cancel my dentist,
my dentist fine with me. How do you feel about small
business? But you're removing it back and.

(00:21):
How do you feel about? Smoking a.
Couple of things here. Number one, we're already.
Wrong. Oh shit. #2 I as.
You're my best friend, good to be.
Here, as a creature of habit, asa man who likes his routine and
all that kind of thing, I find it mad that you find it mad that
Aaron is going to a Prairie haircut at a Barber.

(00:42):
She's always going to. Okay, no issue.
I never said it was an issue. The issue that I have.
Back rollback that started this.Issue I have an issue.
And I I have an issue. You know what you know.
No, sorry, sorry, sorry. Yes, he's booked in.
He's. Booked.
He's booked into the Barber. Delighted for you.
Thank you. Delighted for.
You, and by the way, we both agree, doesn't need to be gone.

(01:05):
Doesn't need to be heard, he. Found out two.
Days ago that he was coming on here.
Yesterday. One day.
I found out yesterday was comingon here.
As well meeting so same time, right?
Right. Cool.
What I'm saying is you could have rang your Barber who you
have a long standing relation, but say listen, I know I'm
booked in for what I say that let's say 1:00 and a chance of
committed to. Right the the offer for lunch

(01:25):
only came 6 minutes ago. I only offered him out to lunch
there. You go, I ring your Barber.
No, I do. You want me to ring?
No, no, don't, don't ring. No.
Do you know what though? Neil is always very busy Barber,
so I know rightly. If I go, mate, can I push it
back to two? Excuse me, I'm still talking.
He would go, he would go. No, I'm fully booked all day,
mate. I can't push it back to.

(01:46):
It'll have to be next week to fit you in.
And then I'm left with no no burst fade, no burst fade for
another. Week what is it burst fade it's.
Word fade and burst at the top, and that's a good haircut for a
36 year old man to get still. No.
So why are you so you're a peacewith him now that you.
I just would like to come for lunch because I enjoy Aaron's
company. Thank you, me as well.

(02:06):
That's the whole point. But I don't think he's done
anything wrong. No, he hasn't done anything
wrong but what I'm saying. Is you're sure?
No. I felt my ears.
What I'm saying is that he couldhave been like, oh, I'm going to
do this. Oh, we always go for lunch.
Would it be nice to go for lunch?
Let me rearrange the haircut so I can spend time with my
friends. The problem is Neil is a small
business and if I cancel on Neil, he's.
Still going to charge 100% So what difference?

(02:28):
Is right, but he's still going to be losing out.
So he is, you know, and then I'mgetting I'm getting charged for
a haircut. I'm not getting trust not to
tell me. Oh no.
Do you? I was close to the deck.
Do you miss the perm? At times.
Yeah, what times? When I'm asleep.
You're dreaming that it looks better.

(02:49):
You're dreaming. Some days I absolutely loved it.
Some days absolutely hear. That what?
Tell me what there's like. He hated it.
Like what And what would have caused?
You when I couldn't control it in the wind and the rain just go
all over the place. I look like, like my neighbour
said to me, said to me, you looklike the 70s footballer.
And I just went I. Know.
OK. Like but I got rid of it after a

(03:10):
couple of weeks. But I must admit, it was a lot
of fun. It was fun.
It was. I think in life you do have to
try. And you know what?
I actually got great kick out ofit.
I got great kick out of the reaction to it and it was really
funny and you know. You're the only man who's ever
got a death threat for a perm. Yeah.
Like with everything that's going on in the world, the many
people were directing their anger, and Andrew Ryan said.

(03:31):
I've said it before, you can go to Turkey, you can get new
teeth. That you get the football team
right. You get Turkey, right?
You get new teeth, you get new hair and you come on from Turkey
and they look at gender, go welldone, you're looking after
yourself. I put a few curls in here, I get
messages. Gay nuns.
The worst? Kind gay nuns, yeah.

(03:52):
Yeah. Your partner should leave you.
Fuck off back to Cork with your curly Nancy hair that.
Was my burner account, yeah. And I'm like, so I gotta you.
Know gain on sounds like a Disneyville.
Yeah, so. But no, it's grand.
It's good fun. Sippers, this episode of Tea

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Let's get back to this episode. Yeah, that's good for the.
I think that the night I'll say this, when we went to your stag

(06:44):
do, the perm was looking. His tag desire, that was.
That was your. Perm never got better.
Big part. Why are you holding that up?
Just to acknowledge and the respect that comment.
And I liked it when the perm waswas coming to an end.
But that was a nice look. I was a looser perm.
That was what that was where I needed to get to.
Yeah, you, you were premature with the perm.

(07:06):
Yeah, you were excited. I.
Probably went and got it done a couple of weeks too early, yeah,
but listen, all's fair in love more.
That's right, you're. Right lives to live in London
Day, Judy. Judy was disappointed at left
because you thought no one's going to want to date, you know,
so you might as well keep it like that, yes?
She's pushing for a perm no no. Yeah, but look, I'm delighted I
did it. But the last time I saw the show
you was my stack. I haven't been on here since

(07:28):
May. Is that right?
Yeah, No, I haven't seen you since my stack.
I've been on holidays all summer.
You guys have been doing your thing.
I haven't seen any I've been on here so.
Can I say I had a great time in your stack?
Yes, Can I just say, and a big kudos to Aaron and Dave, I've
done a lot of things in my life.I've done a lot of things in my
life that I've announced. Really.

(07:49):
Been pretty cool, yeah. Still the two best days of my
life. Really.
Yeah, and I've said it and I've said it to Dave.
I actually text Dave. Do you think you're still
genuinely, do you think, Genuinequestion.
Do you think it'll be better than your wedding day?
Yeah. Yes, just sag.
Yeah, of course, I don't know. But I hope that I hope that my
wedding day and my stag are the three best days of my life.

(08:10):
Yes. OK.
Yes, yeah, yeah. I don't know what I don't know
about you because obviously you've got married for that, but
we're like in the runoff now, right?
And I don't know what did this happen to you, but we're both
looking at each other. And I don't know if she wants to
kill me or I want to kill her, but it's both.
The table play Spence to small little bits now, you know, he
can't sit with him because he fucking hates him.
And in that Auntie can't even make sure her back is to him

(08:31):
because. And it's just getting really
like, and getting really like, not Aggie about it, but like,
stressed about it. But we've done it.
We've all I've got to do is justpick up my suit.
Yeah, we've got everything else done.
Everything is done. But yeah, I'm so stressed.
But just remember, it's one day.I know I said to Julie, it's a
gig in it. She went mental.

(08:52):
Yeah, Joe dramatic about it is this is the most comedic mindset
and every single stand up comedian understands this.
Would you believe that I got offered a gig on the day of my
wedding, right? Just got offered a gig, right?
And obviously I'm getting married.
But I did turn around to Julie and go, listen, do you need me
for the full day? Because I could leave a quarter

(09:14):
seven, I could be back in half. I know obviously I wasn't going
to do that, but the fact that that came into my head seems
like such a comedic way of thinking.
Yeah, well, it's a new way as well.
You're like, how can I make money on the?
Way. That's gone.
I genuinely don't know if you would get caught.
I don't know if you'd be missed.See, at a wedding, yeah, there

(09:35):
is so much happening and you getend up talking to people.
Yeah, I think you could take 45 minutes away and nobody would
notice you were gone. The bride?
No. The groom or anybody else, yes.
As Judy's, Judy's, I'm very excited by how excited Julie is.
Yes, OK, I'm excited, yes. But I love seeing her face when

(09:57):
things start coming together. Can I give you one bit of advice
for your wedding day? Yeah.
It's you're, you're like, you know what?
A corporate, you know, we're different with corporate.
I'm gone after my said you will.You don't mind working there and
meeting people, right? Well, I sometimes.
That is what you're a lot of your wedding day is is like work

(10:21):
in the room chat to these guys all need to go over feel like I
haven't spoken to them. That's just part and parcel of
two bits of advice. One is, see, after you move
into, like, the speeches room orsee when there's like, a bit of
a break in the day where you move from one thing to do
another, you and Julie. And this is what our, like, guy

(10:41):
who was in charge of our day told us to do.
He's like, have a drink yourselves away from everybody.
Yeah, in the middle of the day. Yeah, we've been told, Yeah.
You'll have that schedule then. Because what what we did was
where we were sitting for that we could see everybody and you
saw everything and you're like, this is all worth.
This is this is what it's all about, everyone talking and

(11:04):
dressed up and all that kind of thing.
And my other bit of advice is ata certain point of the night,
stop work in the room and go anddo whatever you want to do.
Chat to whoever you want to chatto.
Go and set at one table all night if you want to.
I like 10:00 or something. Just do what you're off duty.
Yeah. Stop work in the room.

(11:26):
I'll be with you all day. I'm just going to be at your
table when you're eating food over your.
Shoulder now is the love table still happening?
No tough table. Now we've changed it I.
Have he's That's the love. Table, the love table is gone,
which was a table going to be just you and Julie in the middle
of the room, Yeah. That's what why, what why is the
lab to the? Change.
Can I just say I know it's goingto sound really awkward and I

(11:46):
appreciate the advice. My biggest anxiety is people
constantly staring at us right? Nice.
What are the? Bride and groom.
You know what my biggest fear is?
And I think you said as far as walking into the room and
everyone cheering and, you know,in your first stance, I'm just
more, I'm, I'm more to fight, you know?
So you know that what you do fora living.

(12:07):
Yeah. It's not but.
Different. But there's a couple of awkward
bits. Right there.
Yeah, that's why I'm very anxious about the awkward.
They'll be done in a matter of seconds, yeah.
Yeah. You've done the matter.
Set like the first time you had sex, you're nervous and awkward.
On the second you were fine, nota problem problem.

(12:27):
Yeah, not a problem. I could dump the water.
Hey, I was just like, I was justlike, like, I don't know.
What handle it dislike. I guess belongs here, Should
have been here a while ago. Goodbye.
No nerves. No nerves the first time you
were on the saddle. No nerves, Yeah.
I was banging out instruction booklets other people like.

(12:48):
Multiple people there. Watch me.
Learn Andrew. 'S first.
Origin can have the gold, the gold package, the silver
package, the branch package. Not a problem.
Court know how to make them? Don't know.
But listen, he hasn't done it yet.
Let me know. Let me know they'll be
bridesmaids on the night was my bridesmaids don't.
Fucking touch. Many bridesmaids don't just tell
me man, I'm just looking. No mayor is.

(13:09):
Yesterday, no. Man, there's.
No bridesmaids. There's no groomsmen.
There's nothing. No bridesmaids.
No, bridesmaids don't. Touch them weirdly.
He's like, don't be going there.Don't touch the bridesmaids that
don't exist. Don't go.
Near. Anybody.
Don't. I'm fingering at least six
people. You're not.
You're not coming though. Well.
He's going to, but I can't be honest.
He's going to hook up with somebody.
There's no one to hook up. I've cleared.

(13:31):
It I've checked with you will find someone.
That there's a couple I've noted.
For him, right? For fuck's sake.
Yeah. Yeah, I know you, but are you,
are you excited? I'm very excited.
I'm anxious, right? What was the best memory from
your stag do? What did you enjoy the.
Best memory of my stag do was the first night.
No, everything that happened on the stag was a dream.

(13:54):
Not. Yet a permanent.
So you know what, everything that happened on my stag do,
everything just worked perfectly.
Yeah, the second day was pretty.I loved the pub crawl on the
second day. I loved the golf.
I loved everything. I love the fact my nephews were
there. We only did what, 910 holes,
whatever, because it's a bit long like, but we did it and it
was really good, right? I think I what I really, really

(14:15):
enjoyed was after the football we all went to this pub and we
sat down the very back. Remember, I think you were, I
think you down your side or then.
That's right, that was the wee pub next to the grounds, no?
Not, no, not next to the football.
It was the last pub. I get the last pub.
I think I remember one part. I just looked around and I went
army mates man, this is good. That was good, I remember that.
Everyone like the effort, like Sean Haggerty made effort.

(14:36):
You guys made like you were going to Canada the following
day. And I just like, I was like
fucking it to come all the way down, to call all the way back.
And then I appreciate it. All that and all the you know,
Dennis flying in from London, Craig flying in from Scotland.
And I. And I was just like, yeah,
wasn't. And it was just easy.
And I just love the fact that when we met in the Shadowburn
bar and read this little snug and as everybody arrived, I was

(15:00):
just like, oh, this is great, like.
Yeah, and no one made you do any.
Like you didn't have to work game stuff.
Now I know you're raging. Well, the week you brought your
own, which was. But though now you're
glamorising a little bit, I'll say this, he's not he's leaving
out some key details. When I first met him in the was
it the Shelburne? Is that the name of the bar he
was in his lovely wee shirt, bought a new shirt, bought a new

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shirt and all jeans, wee jacket and all.
As soon as I seen him, I went get that off immediately handed
him in Napoleon Dynamite T-shirt.
I went, you're wearing this all day and he goes, Oh, can't, this
is a new shirt. I went, I do not care.
Give me the shirt and and and you were wee bit.
You were a bit standoffish and Ihad to really push a
confrontational. But as soon, but then as soon as
you got into the sure time of his life.
I had a time of life. Same thing with the full kit

(15:43):
wanker stuff, you know what I mean?
Totally embraced that Cork City kid.
Absolutely hilarious. Yeah.
And I still, I still maintain tothe best things to to the best
days I've ever had. When me you and Chris Kent were
on the pitch at the Cork City Much and they said about doing a
crossbar challenge and they weremore nervous in my life.
I was like I was like well over the crack here.

(16:04):
And I was like, if I if I hit this, maybe the clocks are not
going so well in the league thisseason.
Maybe the manager come over to me and be like Shane, would you
fancy? And then if you came and maybe
if I do well I get to move to Man United.
But then I didn't have to cross bar so.
Yeah. That all went.
I was a great. It was, you know what Chris Kent
had originally said to me. Look, I can only do it one

(16:25):
night. He's last to go.
Yeah. On the Saturday 1st to turn up
again. Yeah.
No, no, this is so much fun. I'm doing all yeah, yeah, you
know, and I appreciate people have kids and all.
I'm lucky. So I understood that.
And some people left on Friday and we'd more arrive on the
Saturday. Yep, You know, because people
could only do whatever and honestly, two best days.
Would it make you consider sabotaging your marriage to have

(16:47):
another style? No.
No. Right, no, I have the memory
clocked. In you could do it again.
No, I'll go on someone that's a stag or whatever.
Like, you know, I know it's different, but I think, I think
it was like the first time I've ever like I've never, I know
it's gonna sound like really onething and say I've never had a
birthday party, right? Right.
Until like I was after like 50 and I never like had a 21st 30

(17:08):
had never had a 40th. So I was quite anxious about
organising a stack. Yeah, that sentence is confusing
me. You said you've never had a
birthday party until you were after 15, but then you never had
a 21st, 30th or a 40th. What birthday did you have?
No, like I've never had a part like a night out for my
birthday, right? So you've just sort of stayed
in? And we're going to do an
unbelievable 50th next. Year.

(17:29):
Oh, next year. No, but like sure it was last
year. You know, you know, like for my
for my 30, like I went to Barcelona with my girlfriend at
the time, OK? I never had like a 30 yet.
You never had like, yeah. I went to Barcelona with my
girlfriend. Never sell, never done anything
for it. No, but I never had like the
party. Do you mean like an old school?

(17:50):
Like Irish? Like birthday?
You're in the middle of some what?
Are you doing Saturday? I've got a 30th, I've got 40th.
You've never been, never, never been the guy that people have
come to, No. One said I'm going Andy Ryan's
big birthday shindig I've never had.
What you like. I've gone out for a meal and
stuff but I've never what I likeOne No because this is the first
time I've ever organised somebody on but.
Because you've just told us how you've never had one, man,
You're going to your next. Birthday saying he.

(18:11):
Would notice we're saying sayingwe would love to organise Jesus.
Christ Almighty, would you just stop for a second, right?
This is the first time I've everhad an event where people have
come to do stuff with me to celebrate something I'm doing,
just whether it be a birthday ora stag or a wedding.
So I was very anxious about it. Yes.
And know that I've had it. Love it, love that.
OK, so now you would like to seemore of these?

(18:33):
I def when I'm 50 and. 10 So that's what we're saying.
That's no, but every every year.Every.
No, Not every year, yes. I know what's coming up for you,
41st. Yeah, no, it's not the third.
I'm just you can't lie if. We take what if we all take you
up the stream Vale or something?This guy's the animal.
Guy something I was up in Streamville.

(18:54):
Tonight, Andrew. Little Andrew.
Johnny, my mate Johnny owns it. Yeah.
So what did you do? You asked for night access.
I went to the date. I went to.
I went to the date. And you, Johnny, could you let
me in? No questions.
What are the cameras off? What are the?
Have you ever done Streamville date nights?

(19:15):
No. Date night for adults only at
night time does music. Oh really?
Yeah, that's all that. And you go around, you play with
the puppies, and there's bird watching to bring in the.
And then you play all the you. Bring in owls.
Feed the pony. There's rabbits.
There's loads of rabbits. Rabbits.
Rabbits, sheep and. All.

(19:36):
You fuck, we taught us and all. But would you?
Did you go on the tractor and everything?
We Would you give a horse a sugar?
Cube or anything? No, I wouldn't.
There was a horse there. I rubbed its face like, you
know, you do that with the horse.
Yeah. You mean you paddle the?
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(21:51):
It's an adult night on the play.To say Streamvale Farm are not
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(22:11):
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(22:33):
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OK, and how do the animals feel about it?
And they could live. With it, I didn't.
I didn't speak to them. Would they get paid extra?
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how that works,
man. I was just a guest.
Like yeah, Or would they get thenext day off?
I didn't. I didn't go through.
I didn't have to speak to the manager.

(22:54):
Yeah, no, but you're doing the whole, what's this animal
sanctuary you're working. I'm an ambassador now for ACC.
That's right, this guy's ambassador.
I'm gonna ask you more but that,but do you know Hollywood has
one of the last independent pet stores in Northern?
It's closing down. It's been there for Importance
Lane. It's been there for 60 years
more. You can actually buy pets and

(23:15):
it's not like a charity. Shop type, but they're having
like a seal at the minute, so it's like.
Everything must go like on everything.
And if they don't go? We got like pets in there
before. What pets?
What have you bought out of there?
Goldfish, I don't say. Fish after as ham server will
never get more stuff. But there's I.
Mean there's only so many they can't really be selling like.

(23:35):
They've got a bird sale on at the minute.
If you Were a King. Yeah.
Yeah, because it's closing down sale.
What did the bird? What birds do they have?
Like cockatoos? I don't know but.
The buddies are going cheap, cheap.
I don't get it. Aaron, would you ever get a pet?

(24:00):
Only a digital robotic one of some kind that I don't have to
clean it shade up. So yeah, yeah, once, once they
get AI to the level where I can have an AI pet.
You do have an AI dog. I was going to buy one at the
start of the year. They need another 2-3 years to
cook a little bit more. They need to just develop them a
little bit. But they're getting there,

(24:21):
right? Believe me, they're getting
there and I can't wait. I'm going.
To have, there's definitely a movie in him getting like a dog
because it would change his, it would change his life.
And change his approach. My cat has changed my life.
It has changed your mind since you've had a you.
Put you do more promo for your cat in your career on social.
Media I met the cat earlier lastweek for the first time.
A duck didn't take to me. Oh sure, it's suspicious.

(24:42):
Very. Your cats could judge a
character solid. My cats like the local, local
Ranger man. Yeah, he's sussing around to put
the estate. Yeah, it's Judy's you.
Weren't missing, didn't they or what happened to him or he had a
you need to get an operation. Yeah, he got a He was licking
his fur. Licking could have.
Streamville adult night really took it.
No, he was licking his. Meow, boy.

(25:07):
That's good. That was really good.
I know. He was licking his, you know,
'cause. He pet my under right.
You know, the way the cats cleanthemselves.
Yes, yeah, they like themselves.He was licking himself and
licking himself a bit too much because of the heat.
We told him maybe an energy and the fur, the fur ball got stuck
in his call on. So basically he wasn't eaten and

(25:30):
he wasn't moving. His stomach went all hard and
when I sussed it and we brought him down to the vet, down the
Newton nerds and yeah, I was pretty traumatic for him.
Lucky to be. Touch and go.
What he needed the operation in immediately like otherwise he
would have gone septic, you know, so boom.
Is he in good health? No.
Man, back to himself. No, no, he hates me at the

(25:50):
moment because he's wearing the corner.
Shame. Still.
No, he'd get ketamine yesterday.He's on ketamine at the moment.
Academy Catamine, Yeah. Having on that.
Because he's got an infection. Ketamine.
He's on ketamine. Yeah.
Ketamine. Yeah, it's ketamine.
Ketamine. Ketamine, yeah.
So he's on that at the moment, like.

(26:10):
Yeah, yeah. So he's loving it.
Well, he's had a little infection in a scar.
He's been attacking A scar, but even putting the corn on him and
then very hard when you put a. Corn a lot of stuff to himself.
He's he's self. Selling himself too hard.
Energy and the heat. The colon, he's a lot of things
going on there. You have colon.
You had colon issues didn't. You I've severe colon issues,
yeah. There you go.
That's what you need to know about Andrew.

(26:32):
I've had like the colon cheques and, you know, the prostate
cheques. Same here.
No, I haven't had 1/2. You have you had the.
Finger colonoscopy. You had a full camera.
Up there. You had the finger.
Nah, I don't know what my thing is.
It was. No, I haven't.
I've had. It not by any medical, No, not
the. Medical, yeah.

(26:53):
But what about you had 40 and that's you have to go every year
do. I thought I was 3435.
You can wait. You, you were just like.
Let's get ahead of it, just in case.
No, Yeah, well, I'm quite conscious of my have.
You had a full gallbladder and all removed in you.
Adam Yeah, after Edinburgh Festival that did you?
Edinburgh fucked him up that badly, you had to get a organ.
Removed left of all blocks. Yeah, watch that Mary Kondo
woman. You know who she you know.

(27:14):
Get rid of what you don't need, like.
Oh, Jelly Mckeith, she's the poor lady.
She's weirdo, man. Oh big.
Time. Sure, lady.
Yeah, yeah, it should be an interesting.
Shit. And Speaking of TV, guess what I
got into last night? The traitor.
I've just started watching. I've that's that one on BBC or
something Is it? I see I've never watched it.

(27:35):
I've watched one. No, I've watched one episode at
the maybe the first one. I liked it but it was one of
those shows where went if I start this.
I'm in. Yeah, I'm never get my life.
Back I'm in I would love to see.He would.
What's the concept I don't understand.
Eh, the main game. They go into a big castle,
there's something like 20 players and three of them are

(27:57):
traitors. No one knows bar them.
They've been told secretly you're the traitors and they
meet every night and murder someone, which means are eh,
which means they're like banished from the castle.
But you do a round table every night and people guess who the
traders are. So whoever gets the most votes

(28:20):
for being a trader leaves the show that night, every night.
But you could get rid so it's faithful.
So it's like 17 faithfuls, 3 traders.
But so you're in the house, right?
And you could be a trader or youcould be a trader, but I'm
looking for anything you slip upon and there's tasks and stuff
and there's like all we things going on.

(28:42):
It would remind you of Santana Fosse, like early Big Brother,
real social experiment kind of thing, and.
If you're a traitor, you can tryput people off the scent that
it's you. So say I'm a traitor and Shane's
not, I could start talking to you behind his back and going
yes and she and might be a bit of a traitor.
That's what the whole show is. That's and that's literally the
whole show. Plus, people who are traitors

(29:02):
are trying to make themselves not seem like traitors.
Yeah, but it's a blindfuck. It's like ah.
But faithfuls are also trying. Not the same, but all it takes
is you to do one thing. And because everyone's analysing
everything, I could literally belike Claudia, Claudia when come
and host it. I could be like, Claudia was
saying something there and I sawAndrew, like blink twice.
Yeah. And literally people will.
They're desperate for something to latch onto.

(29:23):
Yeah. Or they'll be.
Yeah, it's. Fucking Brit Plus people get
really offended if they're accused of being a traitor, but
even traitors because they're just like in their head, they're
going. I need to seem so there was a
one I saw and someone got accused of being a traitor and
he was, he was like he was nearly crying.
And it's like, bro, you are a traitor.
So he was acting, yeah. See, that's but then and then

(29:47):
say say me and your traders right and and Aaron goes to you.
I think she is a traitor, right?And then I'm looking for someone
to get rid of secretly between me and you.
Well, I don't want to get rid ofhim because if I do, it's going
to look suspicious to everybody else.
He accused me, so I got rid of him.
See how that works? So it's like, it's so complex,

(30:09):
but I I'd love to see you on that show.
It would go one or two ways for him.
He'd either be great, smash it, or it would just be a mental
breakdown in the first episode and he'd have to get sent even
you. Become a trader.
So much pressure. Yeah, so, but people overdo it.
What would you rather be? I'd rather be a traitor.

(30:30):
So what's the benefit if you area traitor?
Do you win as well? Like how does how does how do
you get a winner? How does the winner happen?
The winner happens if you're a traitor and you get everyone of
the innocents that vote themselves often leave you in
the game. Yeah, and vice versa.
Last person standing, basically.Last, like if you're they'll
say, for example, all three traders are left standing, then
they all win together. What together?

(30:51):
Underground, yeah, big price. And is there like a celebrity
one as well? Yes, Sir, Yeah.
There I don't know whether it's happened or is happening but.
But it's big everywhere. It's like America, Australia.
We did a live version on the Black Box Coven Comedy Club
Roman. Yes.
And it was bar stand up. The best live thing I've ever.
Been I'm doing the next one. How did you get on that?
I'll get you'll. Get send a wee message, although
they might have the next one book.

(31:11):
Don't be the one. The traders were Ian Thompson,
Wafa. They'll do.
And who's the other trader? I thought it was Irwin and
Linsky. No.
That was a different. One that ah.
There's a good fun. It's fun because it's so tense.
It's so tense. It's brilliant.
Can you be funny? And when you're talking to.
Absolutely. All right.
OK. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, absolutely. That's your WE diversion.

(31:32):
What? Tell some jokes?
What's a reality show, past or present, you would love to do?
Oh. This is a good question.
So what have we got? Like I'm A Celebrity strictly.
Survivor, Remember that one? SAS who dares wins.
That'll be me. You know, the one where you
travel around the world and there you've been hunting.
The greatest race. The Amazing Race.

(31:52):
No. You know the way like haunted,
Yes, basically. You know what I mean?
You've got a backpack, right? And we're dropped in Amsterdam
and we have to get to northern China, but there's three guys in
a van looking for us under 25 minutes away and we have to get
there by with no phones or something.
I don't know how we do it or. Is that haunted?
That was on channel something. Like that?
Yeah, it's one. Of those, I don't know about

(32:13):
this, maybe it's a different show, but the travel element.
But the Haunted One in Channel 4was basically like, you get a
head start, go wherever you want, and we're coming after
you. Yeah, So you could travel to
wherever you. Want something like that.
I basically like and I have to get somewhere to defeat the
finish line and get there without being caught or
kidnapped or taken Bart, you know, stay in hostel to check

(32:34):
in, but maybe actually not stay in that hostel, stay somewhere
else. And it's all a mindful.
It's all about like planning andstrategy and I'd love all that
like. Two shows for me.
There's something about Miriam that's.
Absolutely. That old, you know, it was a
show where it's like a date and show on Sky One, right?
It was in 2001 and 10 fellas were vying for the chance to

(32:56):
date this model called Mary. Brazilian supermodel.
Beautiful model, but the model was was born as a genetic meal
and but the fellas. Didn't know I saw that the.
Fellas didn't know. But there was a legal case
after. Oh, they all got a big pair.
Came together and sued Sky because.
Sky didn't tell them and they were all snog in the face and
flipping it was getting 10. That's their like.

(33:17):
Miriam was 10 or 10. Solid, absolutely.
She's dead now, by the way. Yes, RP, there's a whole
documentary on Channel 4. They think suicide, but that's.
Suspicious The show basically ruined her life today.
In a way, yeah. But yeah, who knows?
The other one. Do you remember Joe Millionaire?
Yes, I would love to be Joe Millionaire.
Do you remember Joe Millionaire?So was this the you supposed to

(33:39):
be a millionaire? Dyson, beautiful, handsome man.
And they told the girls, this guy's a millionaire.
And they brought all the girls of this castle.
And they were like, this is thisguy's castle.
You're standing for the next twoweeks and he's.
And then he comes in like ridinga horse.
And they're all like, yeah. But at the end of the show, when
he gets down to the final girl, he reveals there.
I'm actually just, I'm a joiner.He's a regular guy and.

(34:02):
They fall in love with him. Falling in love.
With him for the money, What happened at the end of those
show? That yeah, in order to I think
the prize was like a month's vacation away with Joe
Millionaire to like be remember like Take Me Out or not take was
it Take Me Out. I used to bring them to like
Fernando's or whatever. I basically.
Fernando. Was like an upmarket version of

(34:22):
that. It was like a five star hall.
And then if they're only got to go, if they agreed to like date
them for not as money as thing type thing.
But yeah, that one would have been a good one.
I think you'll find probably if you look at a lot of those that
they were like, no, I love them for just two years and then
after that month. They just broke up that had to
Take Me Out to like they go. Oh yeah, I love the new Awake.

(34:44):
We'll see what happens. Yeah, yeah.
She. He lives in Inverness and she
lives in. London, yeah, we're.
Going to make the effort that. What would you do on Take Me Out
as you're like peace? Juggle.
Can you juggle? Juggle, yeah.
Can you actually? Don't get me treating so I can
juggle. I don't I we need 3 similar

(35:05):
things. We need I mean.
The the boxes of tea, yeah. You can juggle these you.
Can juggle these if this is true, Give me those ones.
Yeah, that tea might. Be a bit.
Now you can't back out. That's.
Just have we don't have three ofthe scene.
Well, three of my deck. Nah, any.
Canals any balls, right? I've straight here, just I've.

(35:26):
Never behind the back and everything.
What, where, Where did you learnthis?
Cirque du Soleil. Have you got anything we?
Got faulty as tennis balls. Oh, we're, we're OK, Don is
currently. Going to get me 4.
Oh, he's looking for four, please.
He's up in the stage. And I show.
You 3 mostly, but. Can I show you a thing I learned
on holiday? I would that is very impressive,

(35:49):
please. Did you have a good holiday?
Had a good holiday? Best holiday been on Amazing
right? Let me show you.
This is something I really worked on.
We were away and falsely. I think this song will be fine
and don't worry about it, right?Love how you're telling YouTube
don't worry about. So I want to do mine before.

(36:10):
You. I will do mine before you.
Is yours way more impressive right?
This is what we had to do every night in holiday at the Kids
Disco. Oh, no.

(36:38):
OK. Kids clubbing it.
Nope, this is the adults. Last Watch.
Or gets really fast. Now.

(37:13):
3 audio listeners. This is very impressive.
And that's how you test for Alzheimer's.
So you bring in the kids to likea kids club the.
Kids didn't go. You got a real workout going
there, right? Shane has just showed you his
talent. I'll.
Show you yours. Show me my the girls.
We love it. Loving it at this point.
Let's see. Go for it.
You're the one that offered yourservices.

(37:34):
Whoa. Come on.
You got to get more of a chain going.
You got to get more of a chain. Whoa.
OK, that's good. That's good.
That's good. OK, it's good.
The ladies we love in this well,the floor signs will be.
Out. That was better and I expected.
Yeah. All right, OK.
Beyond, beyond, beyond. All the lights.
No one else can really see this,but I'll describe.
Sure. You go to the place where we
cannot see what? There's one place we can't.
See I want to do the from behind.

(37:55):
You're dropping our balls and. When was the last time you did
it from mine? There he goes.
Yeah. I love face the camera.
Face the camera. There you go.
There's the camera right there, man.
You're quite you're you're you're avoiding the camera.
Here we go. Behind the bag.
Oh, this, look at the Oh my God.Tell you what, not a problem.

(38:21):
Oh, I didn't know the lady should be so horny.
Here he goes. This is.
Why, Yeah, do squats. All right, go ahead.
When I go low, the balls go high.
When I go high, the balls go. Low.
Let's see. The balls go lower in your 40s.
Oh, he's a bit nervous, but that's all right.

(38:45):
All right, sorry, such anger issues.
There you go. There you go class.
Genuinely impressed. This is genuinely impressive.
Sometimes I could never do that in a million years.
Pretty good. Absolutely incredible.
Why? Julie's a very lucky lady.
Why would you have this skill? Oh my God, Andrew, you want to
have a birthday party for you? I can't, man.

(39:05):
I'm standing in my room practising.
Oh shit. Oh my God.
Oh yes. Brilliant man, brilliant man.
Here you. You showed us that.
How did you learn to do that? Just didn't have a lot of
friends, like yes and stuff. No, no, I just one day I was at
home and I went and learned a joke.
So I got a lot of oranges. Yeah.

(39:27):
And I just, I had a book, I was trying to learn magic at a time.
What are you doing at this point?
34. 12. 12/13. And you've carried that muscle
memory. Yeah, I juggle once a month
like. Sorry, do you have a designated
time? Where you go to, Julie?
My juggling day. Sorry, love.

(39:47):
Sorry, sweetheart. Andrew, come up to bed.
Sorry, love. Did you buy the oranges today?
They're all just. Juggling and chess for my
hobbies when I was really young.So I don't believe that I have
the capacity for either. I love dry.
I can teach. You how to juggle in an hour.
I don't have them. I could do 2 I feel like.
No, no. Yeah, it's easy.

(40:08):
Anyone could do 2 can. Yeah, juggling isn't that
difficult. It's all about just moving in
hand and eye coordination. Yeah, we're happy for you.
Yeah, I've always been really good at sports with smaller
ball, with smaller balls, not likeable.
So like pool, snooker, juggling GG.
But you couldn't space up to save your life.

(40:28):
Couldn't what? Speed us up.
No, I wouldn't be. It wouldn't.
That's what Arnold do once a month.
You guys play chess and stuff? No, that's what I'm saying.
I know chess. I couldn't play.
I couldn't learn it. We played a game before,
remember? Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I used to play chess all the time.
The grandmaster. I played against Garry Kasparov
in a computer. I used to have a computer at
home. Who?
The fucks. Gary Kasparis used to be the

(40:49):
number one chess player in the world.
You've. Played Gary.
Personnel in a kind of computer.You can, yeah.
It's like an AI thing where it like takes his play style and.
So it's not Gary's the star. No, no, Gary Kasparov.
Gary Kasparov. You Parry and Kasparov used to
be on BBC 2 when these two WorldChampionships and stuff, right?
You play them. We I have this board, I was with
£200. It was all different levels of

(41:10):
all different levels of. You're dropping £200 in the
chess board. Yeah used to and but I don't
play chesty mobile when I was just.
Where did you play? Gary Stars off.
On the board. On the board.
Like the digital board? Digital board.
Oh, so it's not him? No.
No, no, no. It's one town.
Yeah. It's like an AI version of Gary
Kasparnam. Kasparis Barry's Gary Kasparov,
right? You know, I can't even save

(41:32):
myself. No Gary Kasper, the ghost.
Did you beat him? Never beat him no of.
Course, of course. Not who's that Magnus guy?
That game Magnus. You know Magnus.
Olson. Is it Carson Olson?
Yeah. He's like, is he Swedish?
Or no. I think he's American.
He's always. Swedish, any Magnus or
Norwegian? He's he the best ever?

(41:52):
Yeah, but like this? Shows up late, doesn't.
He and I don't know about him like.
He's the bad boy at chess. Yeah.
He's a Mario Balotelli like. But he also was the guy that was
accused of having the we vibrator up his that was.
Him a vibrator in his butt when he's playing chess.
I thought it was Why? Well, it might not have been
him, but it was definitely a grandmaster of some kind because
he basically he had the vibratorprogrammed into a computer that

(42:16):
was watching his game and telling him because computers
way better chess than a. Human.
Did it need to be up his butt? Yes.
Could it not have been strapped his leg?
No, because people would be ableto see it and tell that he has.
So we had to like, put it inside.
But what if you put it in between your Dick and balls?
They still would have probably known like because it could have
came loose or whatever he wantedit or tight where it wasn't
going to. So he shoved this up his bum so

(42:37):
that like would. The tail not have been his face
going every time he did them. Daddy.
It's like move to E4, move to fucking E4.
Oh yeah what? Even if he lost, he wins.

(42:58):
Stuff like. That, yeah, so disrespectful,
the chess grandmaster, but yeah.Hans Neiman rather than.
Can I say when I was in New York?
You'll see it on videos. There's lots of guys in the
parks and they have chess boardsout.
They do multiple games. Multiple games.
He came with a timer and we werewalking through one of the parks
and it was a guy there and it was $5 to play him and it's 5

(43:20):
minutes a game, right? So I was like, yes, $5 again.
I was like, I've always wanted to play one of the guys in like
New York, right? So he's just sitting there like
$5. Hello.
I was like, hiya, can I play? Yeah, it's like $5.
He's like, right. So we started a game anyway and
I move and he's moving. I'm like, how are you?
Anyway? We're just chatting away and
man, within fucking a minute I was gone.

(43:40):
Yeah, seriously, I thought gamestook like ours.
No I do you even have a time or so like 5-5 seconds to think
like you can have speed games? Oh.
OK. You're like cricket, you don't
have like 2020. You can literally go right, it's
10 minutes a game, right, so. Andrew, as a big golf fan, is
that what live golf trend do? Speed up the game, do you know?
What I take absolutely no interest in Live Day.

(44:02):
What is live? Golf team events Dennis
individually. It's.
Yeah, it's kind of like. Take rock and bit more
rock'n'roll like, yeah, you know, on the T the way
everyone's like deadly quiet. They're like, yeah, come on.
Yeah, it's a bit more of like Las Vegas, he type of golf.
But is there speed golf? Is there a version of that where
it's like just gold, no practiseswing, just let's go.

(44:24):
I don't know. I have I don't even know if
you're a purest. I'm I'm traditional.
Yes, yeah, you know, I mean. He doesn't like the disrespect.
Sport that way. No, it's just.
The marriage between a man and woman, right?
No, this guy does, yeah. No, I don't.
Also two man, yeah. Yeah.
Good. Yeah.
Good. Yeah.
No, that is good. Yes, Not doing, not to women.
Yes, women. Women can get married to each

(44:45):
other, men can get married to each other, and a man and a
woman can get married. You heard it here.
Remember, you'll never marry. I know that's my choice.
That's a dream. Yeah, that's the goal.
My dream. You're living your dream.
Act of all. Exactly.
It's kind of, but what? You need like, do you think as
you get older you'll need like AI companions?
Would have a blow up to all likehis friend and stuff.

(45:07):
Would have a blow up to all as afriend.
He's offended technology technologically at that.
He'll have like an AI. Would you have an AI?
Genuine question, right? Would you have an AI sex partner
if it was like really realistic and it was a company for your
house? Now you can't.
You can't. You can't once.

(45:27):
Once you get to that level, you're gone as a human like you
just saw. I wouldn't know.
I wouldn't. That's that's a line.
So are you? But by the way, we're in a
lifetime where that's going to happen, yeah.
Probably already is, but are youin it?
Yeah, it is. Is your attitude to that?
Like me with a big bag of kettlesalt and vinegar crisps if I
open it. Like in the.

(45:49):
I'm going to eat that whole bag.Is that your attitude?
Yeah, my attitude is if I open the door to that realm, that
doors never. I'm never getting out of that
realm. I'm.
I'm stuck there, you know what Imean?
And you'll never see me in this room again.
Yes, You know what I mean? I'll just be like a weed.
I'll be in German. German gay is where I'll be, you
know. But yeah, so no.
But yeah, like AII like it, you know what I mean?

(46:12):
The whole thing he taught me, AIdid it.
I taught, I taught him some tricks the other day, trying to
like, catch him up the speed. Good, isn't it?
Yeah, we went to Nandos and likehe was just sitting down there
and show me how to do it. You guys went, Fernando.
Yeah, we did. Sorry, we didn't invite.
Yeah, it was a bit busy in there.
I know. I know I helped him out with
something he. Helped me out, so I helped him.

(46:33):
What did you? What did he help you it?
Was 11:00 in the morning by. 11:00 We.
Were the first person in and then a group of people arrived
in the room, but. What were you helping?
He was helping me with a video that I'm doing for my panel show
coming up. It's like a little bit of video
content that don't want to reveal what it is, but it's very
fun. I.
Can say the part of somebody in the video.
He had to play part of a specialsomebody and, well, that's all

(46:53):
we can say. And there was, there was film
that we had popped down to the BBC after I did.
Q You see? And then after that, because he
helped me out, we went to Nando's and I helped him out
with his AI. He taught me how to do ChatGPT
and stuff, which is unbelievable.
Yeah. Have you been using?
Oh, that's he's been talking it and everything.
I made the mistake. I've got a chat GBD storm.

(47:13):
Yeah. But I didn't.
I didn't do anything. Yeah, SO has just started
talking to him. You can talk.
To you. Oh, no, no, I'm talking with the
Post, the Lottery's poster. Oh.
I forgot about that. Me and Colin couple boys school
did like a Lottery's one off show working progress show and
he just fired a poster. We did the show like one day's
notice. Let's get to take a link.
Let's do this. Umm, so it's like very quick

(47:36):
turn around. So he just put a poster up and I
was like, yeah, it's great. And I was like purposely like
body. I mean him and the amount of
comments underneath being like, nice one.
You just ruined the design industry forever, right?
What are you talking about? People are like, hey, I'm you
should have got it. Some guy go Do you know what?

(47:56):
Do you know what the the The thing is that that like thing of
like do better, lads. What are you talking about?
People are like, you should havegot a designer to do this.
Like, that's a bit presumptuous.Like, yeah, we've got to get it.
We've got to get the post right now.
And we always do use designers like, and artists or whatever.
But it was like, we're not responsible for the collapse of

(48:20):
this industry. So you used.
By the way, I was getting all the shit for.
I didn't do it. I didn't do it.
Yes. So you could turn around and go,
oh, you use Google to get the phone numbers of a business?
What about the Yellow Pages industries?
Yes. Technology changes and we have
to change. It will change what because.
It's not, it's not going away, you know.
No, so like you, they could say,oh, what about designers?

(48:42):
Because you. Had too long when you friends.
He's in my head there's. Just just pros and cons to every
new technology. Just some people are going to
win and some people are going tolose and we all have to decide.
It's like Hoovers, you know, thedustpan and brush game.
Yeah, I thought I had it. So yeah.
Yeah, and Dyson. And there's and they're still
going dustpan and brush, but like, you know, you've.
I don't use my dustpan and brushas much as I used to.

(49:04):
No, you do not know. Show me.
Show me a person who does. Not me.
But like. Can I tell you this one please?
I went to Oasis last week and I had tears and mice.
Just join a couple, some really.It was the closest I have got to
a spiritual experience. And I mean.
Everyone said I've all I've heard about this Oasis thing

(49:25):
that it's great do. You know what it is?
It's the perfect mix of like nostalgia and the present.
What I'm saying is sometimes youlook at nostalgic things and you
go, this reminds me of a thing that was brilliant with this,
you're doing that, but it is also brilliant.

(49:46):
No. Yeah.
You watch an old movie and you go, this was great then.
Yeah, but this is a thing that was great then.
But it's still great. No, basically.
It's like watching a film and they don't have mobile phones
and everything is backward and the acting isn't great or the
camera work isn't great. Yeah, it's like, do you know

(50:07):
what? Goodfellas brilliant back then
and it's still brilliant today. Yeah, there's a charm.
There's a charm there. See every.
It was like 90,000 old people inCrow Park.
I didn't see any trouble. I didn't see any fights.
I'm sure there was. Yeah, I didn't see anything.
Positive atmosphere. Everybody just was on the same
page. Everybody just wanted to have a

(50:28):
great night. Can I, can we talk a bit more
about you nearly crying? No, I cried.
Oh, you did cry. Great night.
Because you're surrounded by some friend like Willie and
stuff. Sir, do you catch yourself
crying and go, oh, fuck, stop crying.
Willie's beside me. Or do you?
Or do you just go boys, you're just going to have to watch me
cry here. Painted bananas.
What's that mean? Does that mean you're just like,
I'm open to crying around my? Body you're in an emotional

(50:50):
space, right? Here's how you know you're.
In a safe space. Here's how you know now we
especially for me, maybe not forBilly.
We've been drinking all day, right?
Right. But like your stack.
Yeah, been drinking all day, butneither of us.
I would say we're drunk, but butI knew that I was kind of like
emotionally slightly drunk mostly.

(51:12):
Vulnerable. Because I was Facetiming people
and that's so. Well, that's you with Instagram
live this guy was all you know we've had to have chats with
this guy to get him off well to.Drink Amelia.
I was like, I was, I was FaceTime.
Yeah, at the concert, I get thatfamily, friends, family and
friends, family and friends, right.
But it was I sort of knew. I sort of knew like I was like,

(51:36):
this could get me this concert. And it was during, it was just
during live forever. OK.
Yeah, that's one. It's already an emotional song.
And I was like, it was just so. And it wasn't like sad crying.
Yeah, it was. It was just honestly, it's like
as close as I would get the feeling like, you know, people

(51:57):
talk about a religious thing or like, you know what they're all
like. Yeah, a worship thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It felt like, like something
like that. Do you think?
And I just went and I turned while you were and I just like
turned around and I went and he put his hand on my shoulder.
I was like no, no, don't, don't.Even about. 20.

(52:18):
It reminds me of Roy Keane and Ian right on this.
That's right, Keane had the photograph.
Was mom and Dad A. Strongman Crime.
Strongman Christ and he was put his hand on right his leg and
right he very just like that, you know.
But do you think when you were at that concert that you were
watching your child, you were like, experiencing your
childhood again, but you're alsosaying goodbye to your childhood

(52:40):
like you were moving in? You know, like we may.
They may never do this again. Yeah, I was maybe.
I don't think I was thinking of it like that.
Yeah, as like about the child thing.
But you know, your teenage yearsor whatever.
Yeah, no, there was no like letting go of something more,
just positive celebration. So it wasn't like I was crying

(53:01):
because I was upset. I was just like, this is
amazing. This is incredible.
And just like, nearly every songis like an anthem.
Yeah. And everybody was singing every
word. And it was just.
The experience. And how was like Liam Gallagher
and stage was voice good and all?
That which is net like never better.
He lost his like 15. This is like less years ago.

(53:24):
If you watch some of his, some like him a Glastonbury and a few
other performances, the Olympicsand some, his voice is like
gone. And then he worked really hard
to like get it back. So it started this tour.
People were like, why would I goto that?
Like Liam at the normal voice anymore?
His voice, incredible, incredible.
There's a couple of songs they don't do because they're very
hard to sing. But the set list was amazing.

(53:46):
It was just see, just like even walking to it, like Ryan Dublin
stuff, There was no every. Everybody was just in grave
form. Yeah.
Everybody was in grave form. Nobody going to that wants to
any of it to be spoiled. Yeah.
Everybody go and go. And I have waited.
Yeah. This is the night.
We're all, you know, the way it's like sometimes, like, you

(54:06):
know, you go to an event and yougo to a football show and you go
something special is going to happen tonight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That kind of.
Thing have you ever gone to maybe you were the live concert,
you were the musical have you ever gone to anything that's
like I need to tear up maybe I. Cried nearly every musical I go
to such a fucking loser. Like yeah, yeah, yeah.
If I can, I went to Kinky Boots and near cried like yeah, yeah.

(54:28):
Just because they always have this moment in a musical where
they like go real introverted and real like in like they get
real motion and that's all it gets me every time.
Like so yeah, that one. I'm trying to think what
musicals I haven't cried. That would be more of a thing
like Hairspray. And are you talking like a few
tears? Oh yeah, Oh yeah, oh, proper
like yeah. And then I get I get all cut off
because I'm like with me, it's whatever.

(54:49):
And I go, I don't want to fucking.
I don't want them to see me. But I think I'm at that sweet
spot now where I. You're happy to do it?
Yes, absolutely. I want to get there absolutely.
I'm a crier. I believe, yeah.
No, but I am crying. Is there?
Have you on the alive thing likea concert?
I'll never forget it, man. And a concert.
I didn't really, wasn't really too fussed about it.
Didn't expect that. I went to see Adele in Wembley.
Oh yeah, yeah. In 2817, eighteen.

(55:12):
She was doing five nights, but she cancelled the last three
because her voice went and I went on the second night and we
went and we were. Now we went in, we got in early
at Wembley. It was unbelievable, right?
Not really. I didn't really think it was
going to be my thing, you know, Like I said, we'll go anywhere.
2530, she was in the round, so she was like 2530 people back.

(55:33):
Anyway, first of all, that womanis hilarious.
Oh yes, she's good personality. Her personality, I have never
been so transfixed with a solo performer.
Do you think the round helped up?
Yeah. And then, you know, the really
sad thing what it was, it was like my mom had just been
diagnosed with cancer and she was singing stuff and I was it

(55:54):
just, I just went. So you related everything to
you. I was, yes.
And ever since then and I, you know, I've been to see the
killers. I've been to see, I mean Lords
and Lord Florence and the machine, love them.
I saw Christy Moore in front of a couple of 100 people.
I've seen Damien Dempsey in the back of a pub.
I've seen a lot of really cool stuff and eh, you know, I used

(56:16):
to, I was at the Stereo, not theStereophonics at the Cortinas
for seven or eight gigs because I knew Liam Frey, yeah, when he
was on his own. And I used to go to their gigs
with them, went to Glastonbury, hung out with them a bit before
they were signed. So the band being formed a hung
out their first ever gig as the Cortinas in the Barclun Night
and Day in Oldham St in Manchester.

(56:37):
And it was about, I've not talked to people there and I was
just standing at the front. No, not crying.
And then I went to the Oasis. I've seen Oasis twice.
I saw them in park equiv in 96 maybe.
Then I saw and it was probably top three gigs in my life.
Saw him a second time at Manchester City if he had.
Worst gig of my someone threw a cup of piss before the gig

(57:00):
started and landed on my shoulder.
That's bad in the a. New region.
Oh, you. Didn't get it, left early, left
early, left early so I went to the Oasis.
At the concert. No, I saw them in 2000.
And where would our Kelly be at that?
That's why I'm making the joke. Oh, because he because he
wouldn't be and you spam it. He's a big piss guy.

(57:22):
But yeah, Oh yeah, Oh yeah, thatwas Williams known for.
I didn't know, sorry. I didn't know, sorry.
I thought it was common knowledge.
No, I didn't know that. Yeah, sorry, Sorry.
I think for a song or a play or anything like that, no, I at
this age in my like was my family dynamic, anything that
relates to time, the possum of time, Yeah.

(57:42):
It's what makes me emotional. Well, do you know what we do the
radio in the morning? You know what gets our biggest
reaction? Nostalgia.
Anytime we talk about stuff in the past, you know, stuff we
were doing something city there.You know when you have like a
VCR and you press record, you have to rewind the tape and fix
the tape at the back of the nostalgia, Nostalgia, nostalgia,
nostalgia. Right?
And can I just say I went to a concert 2 weeks ago in Belfast

(58:04):
and I actually went and I went, oh, I'm seeing the birth of
something here. Kingfisher.
Now I'm glad you brought that up.
He get the main guy from that, Yeah.
Gets. So much shit online.
Why does he so much hit? I think he's very like
performance, performative, a word, extroverted, you know,

(58:28):
just goes for it. That's the nature of his
performance is he just goes for it and he's expressive.
Yeah, I think we talked about ithere, but I think Ireland in
general, people get a bit intimidated by that.
Well, Ryan Hardnessy from picture, this is a very
expressive performer, yeah. To what?
But I think that song and peopleknow you're doing nothing.

(58:50):
We're like, there's songs everywhere.
It's a fucking great song. Killer, killer.
Well, we had them in on queue, right?
They came in that morning, the tree lads, and I've been
listening for a long time. Like big for man on the moon is
brilliant tune Gloria you know acredit wept all these kind of
eyes like on these guys are really good.
It's like a four key kind of modern twist in it.

(59:11):
So we went to see them a customer square then the room
with awesome chatting away to them and I loved about it as
well as they're just us. They're just every normal bloke
in the street. Yeah, well, like sort of
abandoned COVID bit of crack theboth just a bit of crack.
They're engineers, right, that went to University of Limerick
or something like, and just worked out for them and then

(59:31):
went to my custom house square. And I've kind of seen the change
in the social media over a whileand things of, oh, this, this is
becoming something. And I was like being at the
start of something. Yeah.
Like this is like they've just announced the SSE for next year
and Parky Queve down in Cork andthe arena in Dublin or something
like that. And you kind of go, oh, maybe

(59:51):
we're moving into a maybe this is the start of something.
And I thought that was a really,really great concert.
Fleetwood Mac. I've seen them twice.
Yeah. Unbelievable and stuff, but I
think Adele's probably up there with the greatest thing I've
ever seen, purely because I didn't expect to.
See the better the bets in between songs, the artist
banter, I could do a lot. Remember Timberlake was trying

(01:00:14):
to do out of Bell Sonic Belfast.But just he was dead behind the
eyes, wasn't he? He tried to do a bit about
swimming. He was like y'all, y'all be in
bikinis around here. Arrived this morning and I saw
everyone swimming. Y'all was in bikinis and I was
like, no one's ever swam in the city centre in a bikini.
Yeah, he got it so wrong. No one swims in the water here.

(01:00:35):
Myth. What was his concert like?
John, I enjoyed it. Was it a bit of a a fur?
Was it good or was it just like him?
He was just like, I've got to. Right.
Where we were standing was quitefar back.
So you felt like you were watching a crowd watching him.
Yeah. And then we were leaving.
We went like side stage and it seemed way better, like any
concert probably if you were right in the thick of it, in the

(01:00:55):
middle of it. But I love it when I feel like
he maybe like if you saw he's inRomania or something.
Oh yes, they'll there's Europe. Show hit it.
Yeah, but he loved Belf Belfast.He loved.
His best contour of his life. Yeah, like you said the same
thing. The book rest absolutely.
Yeah, yeah. But but like if you see the
videos of him doing the other shows in Europe, he hasn't put

(01:01:18):
in the effort in, but in Belfast, he really did put the
effort in. Yeah, the other and now that's
not what I'm crying at. I'm not crying at Timberlake.
Like no, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah.
But it was still a good one. You know, I think there's some,
I think this, this kind of good stuff happening now.
We've seen the tones many times you've seen them.
No. You've seen them.
Have you seen what? No, I've not seen them.
No, I've never seen them before.Either I've seen like some

(01:01:40):
really cool singer songwriters that, you know, probably don't
get the mainstream attraction inlike small rooms and they've
been to like the Barrows and Cork and Clonic guilty and seen
folk music that I can't. Wait to go back.
There it's unbelievable stick small stuff for that and like.
Aaron, you would love the bars in Clonical.
What's the bars in clonical? Pop that's those comedy out the
back and. You know the way.
Tell them. What I told you about the gig?

(01:02:00):
You know, the way corks far away.
Yes. Go on our pasta.
Yeah. Oh, I already don't like it.
What? Did I tell you about that cake?
You said you told me something very specific and I remember
going you were right, but I can't remember what it.
Was I told you when you walk in you're going to go?
What the fuck? Yes.
What have I walked into? Yes, OK, You don't you don't
expect it to be as good as it is.

(01:02:21):
Yeah, gotcha. The setups like doesn't look
quite right or something for comedy.
The steps to walk on the stage and all you're like this is and
I did it with remember. I like tore all the lingaments
to my ankle so I couldn't walk. And you've to walk down the
giant staircase. Oh, it's just to get to the side
of stage and they watch you coming down.
Me and Jordy. Jordy went there.
It was so close to maybe being the best gig of the tour.

(01:02:44):
OK. It was.
Incredible. It is everything you think you
probably wouldn't have at a gig.Yes.
And then you go and the minute you walk on you were like, it is
everything I've ever wanted it to be.
Because they're like so. Good.
You were. It's Cork, but it's nowhere near
Cork city. It's West of the fact that
you've come down there, OK, They're like, yes, you've saved.

(01:03:06):
They're already buzzing because you've saved them a trip, right?
Right now and. You get the spread of food.
Before OH. There's a spray and I got like
Sprint fridge magnets off the guy running it.
Like I got like food. Finger page for the kids.
I got like food, I got like coasters.
I get up, I get food, he goes. And intentionally to have
diagnosis. Fucking brilliant like.

(01:03:26):
What do you eat? What else?
Fridge Magnus. Fridge Magnus posters, The
Andrew Ryan life story. You know, and you walk in and
you're like, oh, no. And then the whole 152 hundred
150. OK 150 it's Max, but they're all
different nooks and crannies like in.
I had about 8080 when I did it and I loved it.
Like, yeah, it's basically the back of a pop, but you think,

(01:03:48):
oh, no, it's not a theatre. It's not a, you know, that
you're used to. Yeah.
And so it's a show. Stars.
They are dialled in. Yeah.
Sounds good. You know, I'll get that.
Aaron Butler has just announced Big Show.
Big. I guess we'll talk about it.
OK, That's all. Allow.
Yeah, yeah. Tickets about Mandela Hall.
Tickets are available now. Ha ha land.

(01:04:08):
Come watch me. This is Aaron Butler's biggest
show, biggest show to date, You know, very excited about.
Very happy if you want to come, come watch a guy have a mental
breakdown while wearing trainers.
That's that's what they were trainers.
I'll probably were trainers. Very similar to this, I would
say, right? I mean, I'll so.
Yeah. Ha ha land.
Ha ha, land, you know here. See if you're looking at your

(01:04:29):
bank balance, Go on. What am I going to do with all
this money? Buy some tickets.
Couple of tickets. Couple that's all you.
Know takes about probably £200. Would you believe dynamic
pricing? Dynamic, it's all.
Yeah, it's all flat. You support the tights, is what
you say. You support the ticket, Yeah.
That's what you say. It is 100 times less that no.

(01:04:49):
Percentage. Sorry, I've just did 20 LB maths
there, £20 a ticket, so it is flat fee, no hidden cost.
You're not going to get to the check and they're going to go,
we've another one pound 6060 andon.
I'm taking on that cost so you don't have to, right?
Absolutely. I'm a man of the people I know
and. What are you thinking for
backstage spread when you have? Like I haven't even got that

(01:05:12):
when. You bring in the big deal.
Are you going to even want to eat before the show?
I would probably prefer John. I'd love, I'd love my boy paid
at flood pizza to just have liketwo or three wee flood pizzas
waiting on me and and I'll maybedrop him a little message and go
Pete, sort, sort your boy. You know what I mean.
But he he does some great work. So yeah, that would be like a
nice little and then few, few little cokes here who's dabbled
about an ace. They're going.

(01:05:33):
To be and what back? What value do you want friends
to be? A.
Select group. Sorry, Do.
You want to select group of friends to just be hanging just
backstage? Or did Aaron Butler want to be
left to his own devices? Butler likes it when other
comedians are there vibe and having the crack like I enjoy
that. I like a few of the boys being
there that makes. Me better we can we get away
you. Want to do some Wii sports

(01:05:54):
before? We check sport.
I've never. Do a bit of juggling.
Yeah, and you would like to do it, but I would love to play
that. I think that would be the right
thing. Just me backstage a bit and on
their big TV that they explainedthings.
Yeah. Look, I'll try to hook that up
If you if you go, I'll get the Wii Sports.
I would love. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you, I'll bring some balls for you to juggle.
That'll that'll settle me. In fact, I think we put you out

(01:06:15):
not not as like a warm up, but Imean like juggler.
Yeah, but I mean, knows the audience are coming in.
You're just on stage doing this just for.
Children. Who's what?
Who's doing sport? Haven't even thought about it
yet. What's, umm, what's under Ryan
got cooking up for next year? Big tour being announced soon.
Special out in a couple of weeks.
Brand new tour. Biggest tour today.

(01:06:35):
Some of the biggest venues in the world.
The Sydney Opera. It's not that big of a venue.
No, some of the we. Looked at it for next year and
it's like. 1000 or something is it?
I think it's. 2000 that is, but I think it's very like
naturally, as it should be. It's very expensive to play
because you, because it's a Sydney Opera.

(01:06:57):
So it's like it's deer. I don't think you make a wild
pylon. Yeah.
Do my new show. I'm right now at the moment
biggest big, big. Can we get them up with the
title what it's going to be called do?
You remember how I give you? Is that still an option?
Functional? You are just saying use it or
you're not going to use it. I give them the title Functional
anxiety. No, I don't want to be praying

(01:07:17):
on that right, right. No, it's a great title.
No, it's OK. I was thinking and rains just
like honest capacity show or that I.
Honest capacity is good. Or.
As compositive Andrew Ryan not afair representation of me.
Too long honest capacity. Oscar Andrew Oscar might be an
honest. Capacity, yeah, that might be
it, yeah. So I'm writing at the moment.

(01:07:38):
I've got about 11 minutes and it's going to be I'm very, very
it's. Morning.
How last year? Hey, come on.
Come on. As a gooey, I'll give it to you.
So I can make the joke. I know, yeah, I'm very excited
about it. It's we're actually getting.
That's all like marriage material, isn't it?
This one. Do you say it's going to be
like, no, like aren't aren't around the nod that is like I

(01:08:00):
want it. Shows about change.
That's about accept and change, yes.
OK. And it's about a one's
relationship with self. That's very like Buddhist.
Like deep. Yeah, and it's a, it's a bit of
a change to what I've normally done the.
Oracle here. I, I, so I'm going on tour
September next year, right up until December.
I'm going to be Ireland, UK, Europe.

(01:08:21):
I've got some venues in Europe as well that we're working on
and I'm very excited about it already.
And I've had a bit of a break which I needed, got my health a
bit better and stuff and feelinggood.
Got facials? Look at us.
We're glowing. I'd love to see Andre ran in a
suit on this tour. He wouldn't like to say that.
Never dress above your audience.Never.
Dress above your audience. Never dress above your audience.

(01:08:45):
You are at this. You are not a higher status than
your audience. Correct?
So don't dress above them. That's my opinion unless you're
doing 1 liners. OK, in which case formal?
Yeah, why do 1 liners get the pass?
Because they're, they're, I'm talking about situations that
have happened. They're creating situations in
the one liner like psychology ofit always So like so like for

(01:09:09):
example, I'm doing some tour support for Jack D, right, Jack
D will wear a suit, but Jack D suit will always be a little bit
all over the shop. Yes, and his character is like,
I'm just angry at what I can't even dress myself.
So he's self deprecating. I don't overly self deprecate
yes, So I can't be above the crowd.
I have to go into the crowd. Go, I'm one of ye.
I'm wearing same what you're wearing, shirt and jeans and

(01:09:29):
trainers, whatever, they can relate to it.
If I win with a suit and go, do you know why you hate nurses?
And there's me in a suit, yes, thinking I'm above nurses, yes.
So that's the way I look at it. But yeah, I'm very excited about
the show and especially out in acouple of weeks from the last
tour. And then yeah, biggest tour,
biggest tour I've ever done. Class.
I'm putting a special that's funto put a special it.

(01:09:50):
It is. Yeah, it is good.
It's good. Yeah.
It's good to just like, get it. You just get it out, get it out,
get it out like. Release it, let it live there.
And you're in Tenerife soon as well.
October after I do the panel show, I'm going on a week's
break the Tenerife, so I start filming the panel show.
September. Are all panel show tickets gone?
No, no, no. The panel show tickets will
start going on that not sale because they're free, but

(01:10:12):
they'll go on for register on 1st of September.
So keep an eye out. It'll be on my socials and
stuff. Now there is like an exclusive
mailing list, so they'll get like 24 hour access first.
So it could could be the people in the mail and let's just grab
all the tickets because there's only like 90 tickets in the
accidental venue. So if you want to get on, you'll
be able to sign up there. And yeah, now if you really,

(01:10:32):
really want to go, if you're like a Patreon subscriber or
something, shoot me a message and I'll see what I can do for
you. That's good.
There you go. That's.
Good. I'm looking forward to your
parents. These are both on it.
These are both going to be doingan episode on the same episode
you're on the. Same episode.
You guys are doing the Christmasepisode in?
October. So dress.
Festive so so yeah. Excited for that.

(01:10:53):
So that will be coming out soon too.
Yeah, exciting. And yeah, that's it.
Next time I see you boys, probably, I mean wedding.
What you might be right. No, I'm seeing I'm going out for
we drink a few tomorrow. I'm going to pop in.
For a Coke cereal. Coke cereal, Yeah.
Sounds sad. What do you mean pop in?
Because he's going to with like a few.
Couple of mates that didn't makethe stag.
You got a message, mate? Didn't phone.
He's gonna play. I did.

(01:11:14):
I said it wasn't one. There you go.
Is that did you say you're doinglike a Belfast thing?
I said I'm going out for a night.
It's. Like a we stand.
I said. I said I'm not going to, yeah.
Your wife has gone though. She's going to Julies.
But my part, but I kind of taught that because of the kids
is. It a joint thing.
No, basically a lot of people couldn't make the stag couple of
lads and I just said look, nobody who went inside really

(01:11:36):
don't have to come because she came to the stack, but I just
had to put it out there. You're very welcome.
There's actually five of us and Judy's got like 8 or 9 and
they're going to do some. We're just going for a beer.
There's nothing booked, it's literally just going for a few
beers and then around 7:00 we'reall just meeting up a couple of
beers to be home by 10. Yeah.
There's not you're not be home by 10, it's just.
July through the Pipeman. That's.
True. I mean so.
You get you'll get home at once that wrestle on the cat.

(01:11:58):
We better start taking. It's called the.
Cat's going on, yeah? Yeah, on his own, goes on
Instagram Live. I went on Instagram Live for 20
seconds at Oasis and like 1500 people were watching or
something and it freaked me out.It was like, this is not yeah,
but you haven't done like so youget drunk and going to live.
I've stopped. That now you'll do it.

(01:12:19):
I haven't stopped. You'll do it again.
What would he be doing on the life?
Talking to anyone that will reply to him, let's.
Say I Andrew Ryan's live and I click it.
I'm in bed. I click into.
A middle of the night. I just have a chat with you
like, well, shame. He he, but he'll he'll call you
out on the live. You'll not enough wait for you
to be like oh good, Sandra. He'll literally see you.
He'll see you join night. Not just a few.

(01:12:41):
Anyone like Bernie Sanders wouldbe like Bernie.
Talk to me Bernie. He'd be like starting to do
that. He'd you buy people in?
Not not asked to join and I sometimes accept.
Oh no Shane, this was all 2024 behaviour.
Yeah, yes, yes. But for this year of change, the
year of change, when the time has changed.
Julieta worked for me. Yeah, because.

(01:13:04):
You could hear. You could shout upstairs here,
I'll be up in a minute. Good thing about Julia is that
like, she's very good at Let Me Be Myself, which is also very
good at reminding me. The best way to be things.
Just like do you need to? Do.
That yeah, do you need to do? That's a nice way to frame like.
You know, I think it's when I get a bit happy.
Yeah. She cheques.

(01:13:24):
Young no. When I get like really happy
enough, she's away or something like that and I'm on my own and
I'm like John in New Zealand. How are you, John?
Yeah, yeah. You know, I do like them though.
They're funny. But I've stopped doing it
because he would WhatsApp me while I'm on the life going.
Andrew, please go to. Bed.
But that's not I like that. That's me being a friend.

(01:13:45):
I. Don't want I want your career to
go well, so. That's like it's just like 1 of.
Those that's just a laugh. Yeah, like it's harmless crack.
You've been approached to anything out of the ordinary
recently and you've been bit more golf content but like.
Yeah, which I love to see by theway and I can't wait to see do
more. I think it's a really good Ave
for you and I think you see yeah, we're.
Fair delighted to announce that we have a new project being
launched and. This inclusive.

(01:14:07):
Well, we're hat we're 70% of theway there.
After Bon Jovi's on. We're 70% of the way.
We have 1/2. Of there we're no, we're just
over halfway, yeah. With what?
Of announcing a golf thing, I'm working with a few.
What's the You're halfway through the night.
I'm halfway through negotiations, OK.
Ah, happening. So what?

(01:14:27):
So just you're going to start a channel.
No, I'm not starting a channel. I'm in the channel, but I'm
gonna. I don't have the facilities to
run a channel and I don't want to run a channel.
Yeah, what I want to do is I want to turn up, play and go
home because I've got a lot of other things going on, juggle
juggling. Chess once a month.
And. Yeah.
Going for facials and. I'll be doing admin lads, yeah.

(01:14:50):
And it's about basically just having to crack with the golf
the we just did one for a bit ofcrack.
So here are these guys. Sort of.
Phil. Phil.
Ah. He approached me, Phil and his
brother Dave, they're both professionals now.
Dave is a playing professional, so he like try and qualify for
events. If it is a teaching professional

(01:15:12):
who's getting back into the gamebecause he stopped playing for
years and then I'm obviously just an average golfer.
So we decided that we'd probablydo some videos together and we
did one as a bit of a trial justto see what our relationship was
like went really well. And they we were taught maybe
there's something in this from people from here doing it.
And then maybe. So we're going to maybe do a

(01:15:32):
little thing where you know, we just meet up once a month or
twice a month and that's, that'sall it is.
And it's because obviously I'm busy.
I'm right and going to be going on tour.
They're busy doing their own stuff.
So we're very close to do that and then?
If you what's the channel called?
It's. Going to be called 2 gingers and
a comedian. That's the idea.
No, probably not, but. I don't like it.
I don't like it because it needsto have something golfer later

(01:15:54):
than two gingers and a comedian could be a podcast.
Yeah, yeah, it's. Probably just be called golf
boys. Love it, golf boys.
That's a title of this guy for golf.
Boys, Yeah. I don't know.
What I'm saying is we're not there yet.
Yeah. Yeah, that's the whole name
thing, Will is not is is a thingyou do at 98%.

(01:16:17):
Yes. But you've just done 1/3 fifth.
Can we think of something? I got Yeah.
Let's try think of something. Golf, golfers, Golf guys golf.
Guys yeah, instead golf boys that's.
Good golf, man, Golf. Fellas.
Golf Harris golf. Can you tell what it is yet?
I mean it's 2 gingers in the comedian.
I don't know what listen, I'm not even thinking about that,

(01:16:40):
but I know, yeah, I've got a fewother bits and bobs lined up
that I've I'm doing that a very excited about.
Really thrust your penis as you said that.
Yeah, and those shorts as well. Yeah, I'm feeling good, man.
I know you can tell. Look, I can see it.
No, He. Crosses.
Legs. Go 4 frames back to see the
owner. Usually mail Sharon Stone, Basic

(01:17:00):
Instinct and then but. It's barely working at the
moment, like it's not really what is, but it's.
We said. Barely.
I would like, I'm stressed like yes.
Yes, that it's stress boner. I I wake up most days with pain.
There. In the chest.
Oh. Juice.
Because. Because once a wedding's done,
this will go away. Yeah, we're going.

(01:17:21):
We're going to Tuscany for a week, so after the wedding.
Breaks. You'll be hard the whole time,
yeah. Yeah, you'd be fucking.
To be worried about that, yeah. You'll be good.
Mommy, it's a ball now. I'm very excited.

(01:17:41):
I'm excited. I'm stressed.
I'm healthy but stressed. You.
Sound like you're everything. You know what it is?
Yeah, I can't put my finger on it, but I don't know how to
relax. No, no.
Yeah. When we went for that phase, you
were. You were up.
You were. I've never seen you more
anxious. I don't know why I'm all over
place the moment. But if it's the year of change,
maybe the change can be and I'm just like to look at some coping

(01:18:04):
mechanism. I was thinking about going back
to terror people. I thought I couldn't put it on
them again like. Yeah, I wouldn't be part of
them. But like, Judy's brilliant like
because she's always like, she'svery good.
And I'd say I'm straight. I've got a lot, lot of exciting
things happening. Yep.
But unable to corpus. Yeah.
Well, just because you have exciting things happen and
doesn't mean you shouldn't, you wouldn't be feeling stressed,

(01:18:27):
overwhelmed. I was going to.
That's maybe going to add to it.You need to be more like this
guy. No, you don't, but.
Never seen a bit of stress come out of this.
Guy no, I do get stressed things.
I do get stressed things but like.
Great at hand, no. I just like I, I, I.
Do channel your stress. I do, I do.

(01:18:48):
Instant acceptance. I think that helps me a lot
there. You go, you should adapt.
So see, see, no matter what's happening, I don't let it like
faster because I just go. That's what it is.
Give me an example of something like in the last five years that
you've just had to accept. Say I was to have.
Your airport stuff. You lost your laptop and stuff.
Perfect. Example, see the whole laptop
things straight away I went thatshit that that's happened that's

(01:19:12):
a real inconvenience for me and bar like e-mail them and chase
it up. There's nothing else I can do
that's done. I never go.
But what if this or what if that?
I don't go but it just isn't that.
So we'll move forward knowing that that's what that is.
Yeah, but maybe that won't always work.
But that's what I do. I just go.

(01:19:33):
We can't change it. Instant can't change it.
Instant acceptance. That's kind of cool.
I like that. That's the name of my new show
Instant. Acceptance.
Instant acceptance. It's a lot of syllables, but
yeah, I just. But like, who knows, maybe that
won't work or maybe there's somethat will come along that will
change that way I have of doing that but umm.

(01:19:54):
Watch your anxiety like with your kids and their health and
they give you be a you are you. Probably know you have a
protective fodder or yeah, probably do you.
Worry about them. Yeah, not like not to the point
where it stops me having fun, but of course there's times
where I'm like. You know, if you're trying to
stick, for example, I don't know, the sick kids, sick
things, whatever they like, do you?

(01:20:14):
Like you stand up all night and they're got a temperature and
all that kind of monarchy. Like how does that affect you?
That's tough because you're not rested, so then you're going on
like emotion instead of logic. Because you want to help them.
We can't. Yes.
So no, I would I would get like.Things that take that upset
about that stuff, I find that stuff really difficult.

(01:20:36):
Yeah, yeah, I agree with what she and see stuff that you can't
control. It annoys you, yes and and
instead like you have this thingwhere you start to get real 1
instead of just going so. I would isolate myself from
things I can't control to protect myself from my own
frustrations. Yes.
So, for example, like and Judy would be the first to tell you

(01:20:57):
this, I will walk into a coffee shop and if I see children in
the coffee shop, I just look at you and golf cancer and.
We were Nando's the other day because.
What, They're going to annoy you?
Yeah. Yeah, we were Nando's the other
day, just at the boats, and no one else was about us.
A group of people from work comein to sit and have lunch.
He instantly was like, we can't sit here.
And he's like, they've ruined it.
I'm like, they're just, they're just going to eat lunch like we
are. Don't worry.

(01:21:18):
He's like, no. That, that that's I find that
striking. But that like.
But that the case. Thing I understand that's
different if like and as someonewith two kids, if I was to go
into a restaurant and they're like you want to sit there there
and there's a big group of family and kids there I'll
probably pick over there but if I sit here I'll just go what can

(01:21:44):
you do? Yeah, but it might annoy me and
stuff, but like you can kind of understand that.
But like. I I can't understand why I get
like that. Yeah.
So I like cues. Like it's tiny little fucking.
You know what it is? It's the tiniest thing.

(01:22:04):
Upsets me. Yeah.
No, it doesn't upset me. It agitates me.
And like. For example, you're resigned to
the outcome, so you might set the table, say a lot of kids.
You might not talk all the time,but in your head you've gone.
They're going to wreck my meal even if it doesn't happen.
Yeah, I've already said yourself.
I've gone to worst case yes, andlike Julie, eh, you know, Julie

(01:22:30):
gets frustrated with that like but also Julie walk in to which
like, no, I don't think it's going to do Andrew right, but
I've tried to figure it out. Why am I getting frustrated with
that? And I eventually a kinda I got
to a point where I'll give you an example.
We were eh, in a restaurant and I people came in with boogies

(01:22:53):
and I genuinely panicked that they were going to come near us
because there's the noise. And I said, Julie, if they if
they come here and I'm not listen, we'll.
Just but I get I get that as A and we go to restaurants.
I understand why people would go.
I've been working hard all week.I'm spending a hard earned money
on a meal. I want to sit and relax and not

(01:23:14):
have a little noise. I I do get that.
It's not the kids. It's, it's I like, I like kids.
If I'm, if I'm in the company with my nieces and nephews and
we're all in a coffee shop, I will be saying to the guys,
guys, just make sure your phonesare on silent.
If you're on your phone, no void, no listening to anything
unless you've got headphones. Because I'm trying.
I'm putting myself in the position of the other person.

(01:23:35):
Yes. And then I will, but I, it's the
fear. It's, you know what it is, is I
don't like feeling. I can't relax.
I feel like it's like a trap, you know what I mean?
Yes, kind of a. Weird.
So like when we were in Nanos, Ijust like I lost a rag for about
20 seconds. Yeah.
And I didn't realise I was doingit until after it's actually
taught about it that night. And how do you how do you like a

(01:23:59):
friend to deal with that moment?Do you like a friend to go?
Just laughed it off. Yeah.
They're like go like you're being ridiculous.
Or do you prefer like a more gentler like listen, I can
understand this Or do you preferlike under shopping?
But he's but I just, I, we kind of just laughed it off.
I just put it in a logic as like, they're just going to eat
lunch. They're not going to, like, do

(01:24:20):
anything else. Not going to wedgie.
The worst case scenario is the murder.
They're just go, well, they're. Just worst case.
Worst case, yes they would have done that, but in the.
Worst case, they'd behead him. Worst case you're.
Gone but it doesn't go all the way off it doesn't like kill him
a cut through a lot of nerve buthis heads hanging on and.
You're like one of those chickens have gone about for
like 4 days and you're still living and stuff and.

(01:24:42):
Everyone's like. Yeah.
Worst case scenario, worst case.One more example was I was
downstairs in the sitting room one day, Julie was whatever
doing something around the house, but she had her phone
upstairs on a table in the studio and her phone was on
vibrate and she got a message and that vibration of the phone.

(01:25:05):
Wasn't the phone? Came down.
Sorry. Came down to the to the roof and
I'm sitting there watching tellyon here.
I nearly upstairs. Where's?
That coming from, yeah. What's wrong man?
Yeah. Why am I like that?
Did you approach her? Were you like, hey, put that

(01:25:26):
phone on fucking? No, I would never said
afterward. No, I just said to her, oh baby
couldn't episode there, but put that and she'll go.
Oh yeah, no trans transient noise, no problem.
So moving noise not a problem. I live above a flight path.
Fucking love it. Cars gone past?
No problem. Transient noise.

(01:25:46):
Comfortable with that because I know it's going to end.
Yeah, yeah. You're afraid of the never
ending noise. I've had to move twice because
of bad neighbours in my life. Yeah.
So I I feel. Were they really bad or just
eating? Really, really bad.
One guy, one guy, one guy was walking around.
With shoes. Because I've seen this play out

(01:26:08):
before and I'm pretty sure the word was dating long.
It was 1. Guy was boiling the kettle.
So bogey fuck sake. There was a guy.
The kids five months walk me. There's a guy above me in a flat
in Saint Albans, and he had a wooden floor, and he'd walk

(01:26:28):
around with his shoes on, right?And I would hear the shoes.
Yeah, someone up to him. And I said I can hear
everything. Like, do you want to come down
and sit in my flat and I'll walkaround your flat?
What was he supposed to do? I don't.
Know like but he I just needed to tell him like.
Was was there a flat below you? Yeah, they couldn't hear me,

(01:26:51):
Doc. I put rocks down.
So because this guy couldn't fly.
Because this guy wasn't a levity.
I had this bastard of the audacity to what?
You tell me he's walking around his flowers.
Touching the ground. Motherfucker.
These fucking apartments you're never going to get.
I moved out because I. Can't Asian friend friend when
come from the pot? If you want, I think you should.

(01:27:12):
I think you should go to go backto therapy.
No, I'm not gone like you should.
No, no. I you might just learn one or
two I'm getting. A.
Few couple of keys might go intoa couple of locks and those
doors then those doors are open.No, no, I'm not coming back to
therapy. I the key thing is that I'm
fully aware of it. Being fully aware of something
is half the battle. So now what I need to do?

(01:27:34):
Is. What about the other half?
I'm, I'm now working on the other half right?
But I think I can do it myself and I it's about it's what is.
I'm super impatient and I'm super socially anxious.
Good qualities to not go to a therapist, yeah.
But I but overall I'm very well.Yeah, no, here it's all good.
It's generally the wedding is going to be.

(01:27:55):
Class I am actually fine, yes, it's just a small things and you
know what, instant acceptance issomething I'm going to start
saying to myself. Brilliant, you've given my.
Instant acceptance. This has happened.
I've accepted it. Yeah.
I've accepted it instantly. Yeah, I don't want it to be like
this, but this is what it is. So what can I do?

(01:28:16):
Did you see this whole But what if that had to be not?
But it wasn't that It wasn't that.
Boom. Get rid of that.
We've cured you. No.
Would you like to go for lunch? Fence was in the coffee shop.
Oh. No.
Oh, it's going. To be they're going to do a
buggy sweep.

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