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Episode Transcript

(00:00):
By the way, we're on. By the way, Oh, we are nobody.
So my doctor told me I had low Tlevels.
Yeah, he was like, happens. Here, you're 30.
You're on the right part, yeah. But.
No testosterone. Testosterone, Yeah.
And he was like, he goes, yeah, I'd probably recommend you maybe
start taking it now. Hitting forty, it starts to drop
and we drink the way I do. It also fucks with it so it

(00:21):
starts up but I googled it the other night because I was
thinking about maybe I will and the first thing came up was the
side effects and I was like fuckthat.
Man, but you seem like I'd say Mickey Bartlett has
testosterone. A fertile fella, she.
Was like it was like a blotted man it.
Was another thing as well, wherelike somebody, somebody else was
like, yeah, but if you box and lift weights, you use
testosterone. So the time you actually got

(00:42):
your levels checked, you're probably just run on half a
tank, yeah. Is it like first?
Wanked in his chest was all. What about that now?
For every chest, George. Still wrong.
For every year after 30 or 35 you lose 1% or 2% or something.
Was the way works? Of testosterone, yeah.
Mine was like, I remember getting mine, getting mine

(01:06):
checked and thinking it was going to be like very low
because someone told me once if you can't grow a beard, you have
no testosterone. So I was like, I've zero.
And then mine were like really high as I didn't, but it would.
Now I don't know whether chemically it changes, but it
was the time we were in the first boxing.
So I felt like every day I went through a wall, like, yeah, the
machine blew up. So I would this thing where I'm

(01:27):
like I have teddies and I'm going bald, which means of two
months oestrogen and too much disaster.
I'm like, how can? If so, something's cancelled.
Something like. Yeah, but I want to.
Sorry, go ahead. No.
What? What did you?
What were you talking? About.
Oh yeah. Stuff.
The Shell A jet lad gives you good boners.
Like I don't why I already talked about it yesterday, but I
like took Sheila jet once after a workout, was drinking a cup of

(01:49):
tea, watching telly and then just had a like a route.
What were you watching? More blonde.
So it wasn't Helen. That's not fair.
Tom Hardy doing. Yeah, you can't judge.
No. But he's like 38 years old.
I wasn't even sitting on a bus. Yeah, yeah.
That's usually where I get them.But I can't.
What is that? Yeah, here's bronze.
More blonde, too. Like here's bronze for the

(02:11):
waggon from more blonde, though No, because I watched Thursday
murder club and he's going to bemy man.
We bought what's going on, but in in more blonde.
He's fucking something her everybody's vice versa.
He's 72 as it. Appears Brosnan in mob land.
All the way from Kevin, you know, No word.

(02:31):
Have you not seen? I've not seen it.
I was picture in the wig as dreads.
Talked about before, I'm a real bad man, but Jesus boy.
Big 1 Johnny happened, you know,and it's especially you're
already Irish. Just do that one.

(02:52):
Yeah, I think because like, obviously he's from like, grew
up in Ireland, left with nothing.
Yeah. Yeah, because he meets the
journalist. Yeah, that's right.
I. Was a wholesome moment, yeah.
Umm, but I'm agree. Kept on accent James Bond as
well like. Yeah, it.
Was but he was a great bond actually looking back at clips
and be. Dead.
So it's like James Bond double over him.

(03:15):
I think he is the president I watch.
Chicken nuts. I can't think about bond quotes
for Fuck the Queen and Country. And I'm not a bomb guy if he was
ever. Not a, but I'm I like camp
gadgety Bond. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I like Pierce Brosnan's Bond.I like.

(03:36):
Like the show camp? Oh, the movies were Camp John.
Amazing. Day Another day with the.
Invisible car and all. Yeah, the visible car, the laser
space beam. The bit tomorrow never dies
reason, but he's on the like. He just keeps swinging the girl
around the motorbike. But when the Daniel Craig ones
are like these, they're class. But I'm like.
They're too good on serious, tooserious.
Tell what I walked out of recently.

(03:57):
Was the mission possible? Movie.
Trash the last one. Man, it just, it felt like every
fucking time Tom Cruise opened his mouth, the other actors were
like, I don't know, that sounds impossible, like.
Yeah, I'm going to be the coolest fucking guy on earth,
See. Somebody told me what to do with
those movies. Is the film the stunts first and

(04:19):
then write the movie around it? OK, so that just comes up with
the most ridiculous. Yeah, I'm going to outrun a
nuke, they go. All right, let's fucking figure
this out now. That's a guy that's on T.
Oh, for sure. Oh no, he's on that fucking.
What do you call that stuff? The sucker of the babies?
Oh the fuck. He's the Adriana.
Adriana. Grooming up 24, Yeah.

(04:39):
Still low if I can get my hands on that, you know.
What him? Don't.
Yes. Would you like to go out with
him? What do you mean on that earth?
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(06:31):
It's all happening over there, Scooter.
When you get Tom Cruise on the pints, I think I will be a good
night. He would have an explosion like
he would explode angrily at some.
Point, but he would tell he was about to if I'm about to explode
in five. He's going to do in my head and.

(06:55):
Team is. Dumb dumb.
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. Just starts playing.
I know she starts like. A mad stunt like the window
Wetherspoon, Yeah. He walks into the into the
urinal and all the urinals are filled and he's like dumb, dumb
James. What do you think your
testosterone levels would be like?

(07:16):
Scared based on the base of yourvoice.
You're. Testing as fuck.
I reckon you've got 4 bollocks. Shall we see present them?
No, dude. I did try that for doji stuff,
though. What's for doji for Doji of
grass the slide. So it's like all those other
testosterone boosting things, but it makes your, they say it

(07:38):
makes your balls bigger. And I just like, I just want to
see what, I just want to see what that looks like.
What was it called? So yeah, he's like, well, I'll
be interested to see, but it does make you like crazy like
you told me. About that, what was that thing?
You're you you you said it on what is your own blocks your

(08:00):
your bonus. My Eddie, he went away.
From the 20 term, yeah. I swear to God there was a point
I was like, I think my eyesight just got better.
Like. It sounds like you limitless.
You do feel like if it's a guy, you're just like, yeah, like,
you know what I mean? I think I have an ex.
Like a convenient amount of bonus.
Can I say that? What opinions get our age and on

(08:20):
our job, especially convenience enough.
What is the what do you think? How many standard amount per day
you had? I think 1:00 in the morning.
If that's the same, if you have a solid, solid fucking route in
the morning, you're sweet. If that starts going away, you
get on TJ. Yes, I think that's why I
started noticing that. Yet I rolled out of bed one time
effortlessly. There was.

(08:41):
No speed bump. No kickstand.
Is that kickstand? Maybe for a scooter.
You mentioned scooter. Oh yeah, sorry.
I was like, why'd you bring up the call to prayer?

(09:02):
Shell, I've never heard of the thing you mentioned though.
But but is it not a case boys? It's like if we're taking
everything, we're recommended licence.
You dissolve on the bath. You do, you do get you get too
horny, it's actually it becomes no.
Don't just mean like the horny thing, I mean like, you know,
testosterone shell at the thing you mentioned.
Yeah, you know. Vitamin C, whatever that is too.

(09:23):
Much like. Yeah.
There's too much. That's 'cause you're our food
shape now, isn't That's part of the problem.
You're not getting all the stuffout of this, the food you're.
Process. Yeah, that lowers the T2.
So yeah, it's because we're eating lots of trash, you know
what I mean? But if you just add clean good
meat. You wouldn't need any you.
Wouldn't need any of that shit like a good diet.
Like on the table. Yeah, good diet, good sleep.

(09:45):
There you go. Yeah, I don't have a table
though. I live in a flat farm, to me OK.
How does James Mckenney sleep? What?
How do you say like? You just stand up against the
window and he loves a bit like. How does sleep?
You're big sleeper. You're good sleeper.
Dude, I love I thought I get see10:00 days down.

(10:07):
How old? How old you know 32 love that's.
When it starts in the, I just like a good after. 10 I'm like
what the fuck am I even doing? Like why am I awake like.
See. See, on Tuesday I had 290 minute
naps. Oh, that's asleep.
Not enough. That's asleep.
All right. That's asleep out there.
Sodas. Back in May Day, you couldn't

(10:29):
get that kind of sleep because all the fucking Tom Cruise on
the paper. I'm your Auntie Sheila, by the
way. That's that's. 29 weeks like
that's virgin, 290 minutes. 290 that's full suit one couch 1 bed
oh the coach sleep couch sleep if you.

(10:50):
Can't get a sleep in your bed? See if you just lie on your
coach. For me, Nah, I'm 100.
Yeah, I find I can easily get tosleep in a couch than my actual
bed and I I will sleep right through.
I sleep better on buses, trains and planes and I do my own
that's. Just team that's a movie.
Bus trains please. It's fucking foreigners fucking
just meeting out. I just go.

(11:10):
That's asleep. The end.
I can pitch you sleep. I can pitch you sleeping the
hands over the over the chest. No.
Do you know, do you know where my hands go?
Just into the waistband of the pants, not down to the balls.
To the balls. Just in.
No, just the waistband of the. Gravis.
The two sides. Yeah, just put the cabins.
Do you like a like a like a likea turn man standing at a bar?

(11:35):
Just hold the belt in. The waistband.
Do you sleep on your back? No, no, no.
My front it depends. So couch sleep, I'll be on my
back with my hands on the waistband.
Bad sleep I have. I'm on my side or face like that
right with one leg heads up likeI've been shot.
Oh yes, that's the greatest. Yeah, it's a good sleep.
I used to. Sleep a position?

(11:56):
Yeah. No, no, You're on your ace and
he's on the. Front.
You're the spider man, The Spiderman, Yeah.
That's not good for you. It's not good for you at all.
I had to stop sleeping on my front because I kept having
dreams where I couldn't breathe and then I'd wake up because my
face was fully self-care. The project when?
I was a baby. My mind used to put me in like
in the column of back. I don't come in the morning.
I would have rolled over in the opposition.

(12:17):
Yeah. Just love getting soft again.
I I here's a new thing with me. I sleep on the side but I've no
gone. Pillow and between the pillow.
Man unique because the ghoulies are always going to be squished.
You do that, you pull them up and blast them on.
The phone. I'm so glad, somebody.

(12:44):
I'm so glad you do that too, because I thought I was weird.
You do. The talk and.
You pull them out, just that we gap.
And you got it. Yeah, your balls.
It's weird looking like. You got to do it though.
Have you ever you ever tucked your Dick and balls in your legs
and then looked in the mirror? Make you all the time like a.
Turkey's neck. I could probably find a picture

(13:05):
of me doing that on my phone if I looked hard enough.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hard enough to screen see when
you shower with the dude. Do you ever just like have a wee
sword that we really. Oh yeah, yeah, I mean, James, do
you? But we would of.
Course lad, it's like it's as fun as you think it is.
This became a thing where. Where we were on a stag in
Villamura in Portugal and we hadthe red spot class Airbnb but

(13:29):
the shards were massive so therewere times when boys were
showing together or nights out. Yeah, I've heard this.
Is I have I haven't said it willbe OK with it.
We would have a wee. You put a wee bottle of beer in
the side. Boys were just getting shot.
Yeah, just like the gym shows. Exactly.
Exactly to him in Yeah. I just don't have the body
confidence. Yeah, you would have to be like,

(13:50):
give me a second. Let me fluff this.
Not either, I had to wear a Veronica sock or something.
My feet I'm worried about. Oh, I think you meant on your
cock. I'm lucky you're gonna Virgo
fucks sake all the size. That's your cake that gives a
Veronica. Go to the swimmers and then rub
your foot. If I put a Veronica suck my cock

(14:12):
it'll just be like do then we think the girl wears in the bank
which is cutting the cash and even that fall off.
I heard a story one time a friend of mine told me this.
I promised a friend I'm not going to name his name, but he
was having sex with his girlfriend in the bath, both
really drunk and he needed a. Very.
Rat bath with water in it. Yeah, that's a sloshed.

(14:32):
Machine already difficult. But he had to pee and he thought
because they're in the bath, there's water spots, but he just
he just peed on her back big bags, right?
And he thought she didn't know. So he just kept like having sex
with her. And then at one point she was
like, oh, like go down. And she sat in the corner of the
bath and when he went to go downher, she's just passing us.
Don't ever do that. Pass force well.

(14:56):
It's just something I think without a mate who is another
guy. I worked with him years and
years ago and he. Kept he has a lot of mates doing
work. Yeah, and both years are here,
but he was telling me that he kept he was passing his wife for
butt stuff. Yeah, right.
And it's the best excuse. And ladies, write this down if
your fellows ever the passion for butt stuff.
She was like why do you keep wanting to do but stuff?

(15:17):
And he went because you're not supposed to and she was not
supposed to slam on the fucking corridor either and he just
went. I point proof.
Slam on the corridor, that'd be.We were talking earlier about we
did a bonus episode. We're talking about that, not
Berg. Fine, that's a footballer, Berg.
Berg. Berg Game.

(15:38):
Berg Game Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're talking, you know, about
this. No.
What kind of German it's? The sex club.
On Berlin. Berlin.
So we were. Talking.
Then yeah, we were talking. I said if I know a guy who's
been you're Willy. I have not been.
Willy. Willy he would love.
I can imagine what he would loveit.
I have also heard another story about this is it from a friend
of mine who went to one from your mate.

(15:58):
It was to a guy and a girl told me this story together and it's
by the way, it's people we know.They're not from Northern
Ireland, but people we know. Go to a different school.
Yeah, the guy, the guy. The guy was on a sex swing and
was basically swinging his Willyinto his friend's mouth.
In this place. In this, in this place.

(16:20):
And they had another friend withthem who was an Irish dude and
they said they looked up and he was just holding a pint of
Guinness. They're like, what Do you get
that? Like I don't even serve Guinness
in here. Like that's creepier.
Than anything you're. Gonna see they were like one
just fully dressed trying to. Serve my cock in this woman's
mouth. Something to creep.

(16:40):
Stuff like that freaks me out. I'm I'm very like, yeah, that
door. We'll need one light on.
Keep the salt lamp on well. We've done Googled it there and
there there's like dark rooms where it's like pitch black.
And I was like, you know, spoiler alert, it's going to be
guys wanking. Yeah.
Like that's what imagine tickling people.
I have I have another friend. I have a friend.

(17:02):
I have a friend after Maggie's friend story.
I have another friend who lives out there, right?
And went to school with them. Very nice dude, very smart,
intelligent guy. When we were about 25 or 26, we
discovered he has a hog, right? So he's, he's fucking like he
went for a pig against the wall one time, shook it and the wall
fell over, right. And he started going to them and

(17:23):
he's like, yeah, man, it's kind of cool.
You just like you're in a hot tub and then someone starts
pulling you off. You don't know who it is.
And like, but then we were on a stag and there was a hot tub at
the back of the house. You were standing and we're all
just fucking in the hot tub drink.
And he's like, guys, you don't mind if I take my shorts off?
Just that's how they do it in Europe.
And we would Yeah, man, no problem.
And then all got out. He's just left there.
No, he wasn't my game at all. He didn't want to be in there

(17:44):
with. The giant Dick.
Yeah, like, yeah, just pull a little agenda.
By the way, in a hot tub, you'realready warm like.
Yeah, you don't. Want to be getting wanked off?
Oh no, I I didn't pass out. Yeah.
You'd pass. It'd be boiling, yeah.
I couldn't remember like trying to have a wank in the bath when
we're still in the home. It's.
Just like it's always a bad idea.
You think it's going to be fun, but.
Yeah, like. Yeah, do it now in the shower

(18:06):
like Rocky 3 when Mickey dies. Sherlock's also a disastrous
wank. Yeah, because trying to get that
off, that shit off. Yeah, there's.
Something very Christian about abath like.
A bath pure yeah, a bath should be for we Netflix or we book or
something. Yeah, yes, magnesium, salt.
Don't be bringing them. Into the bath.

(18:26):
Yeah, yeah, it's a common space,yeah.
But you were talking about the dark rooms, and I have a friend
who went to the sauna in Belfastand they've got dark rooms,
right? So he said he like, he wanted to
know what it looked like in there.
And he had the Apple Watch and they can do the light flashy
thing where it's like a strobey light, right?
So he brought his Apple Watch and he just went to the room and
just turned it on and it did a strobe light.

(18:47):
And there was just a guy lying on the floor naked, like they're
not there. The spider I was making.
One of his 19 minute. Naps traffic home beside me.
Dare you, Tamer? Free to the dark as well.
Rooms. No, not the people.
They're fucking damn dark. Rooms are scary because I've

(19:14):
went in the one just to experience it but it's it's too
much. Black, Dark.
It's pitch black and you just hear people around you and you
know, yeah, dude, you know, they're the, they're not good
looking like you, just they're creepy people.
Like you couldn't? Yeah, You would wonder, wouldn't
you? Like it's all quiet bomb
chicken. Wow.
It seems to be a good idea, likeglory holes and stuff.

(19:34):
I'm just like I, I want to know where that's going.
Yeah, you want to send your said.
My my wellies very much like my taxes.
I'm like, where's it going? But here's the thing.
Here's the thing, life is a mystery.
But I think if you put. Life as a highway.
I know where it's going. It's.
Going. But what if there's?
What if there's nobody else in there and you just stand there?
For you. Oh, nothing worse you.

(19:56):
Heard someone going to go oh Jesus.
But they're decks with those people.
Imagine imagine you're a guy whogoes to glory hole.
He just wants to whisper throughit.
Didn't. Know what it was?
What? The fuck you put your decks here
glory hole and hear the words Bless me Father, for I have sex.
That's what you want to hear, that I'm good for you here.

(20:23):
Come on. Yeah, I also think just a wee
bit too high. Fuck.
Or if the if the walls too thick.
Yeah. I thought that was 6 inches.
Or it's just a building site. Just put a wire to it, zippers.

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Not really on, you know, I need to see you more.

(22:17):
I know I'm back and I'm back loud.
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Christ, yes, lad. Is this your first R?
It's it's, I'm not doing it. It's going to be like 40
minutes. Basically I just want to be 4045
minutes. 45 minutes is kind of the it's kind of the perfect.

(22:39):
One, I'm literally doing it because I want to chop it all up
and have clips. I just want to get rid of piles
of old shit. Class.
So I mean, it's awesome to. Lose the last three minutes for
sure. Yeah, I don't want to do this.
I just want to chop this shit upfor some clips.
It's not an art. It's going to be sick.
Yeah, it's going to be great. What are?
You going to wear? Are you going to watch some

(22:59):
cute? I want you to dress me for No,
actually don't. Yeah, I can.
Suggest I actually would, I'm soused to just doing school runs
and stuff. Like no problem for pack lunch.
I'm confused. I'm sick.

(23:22):
But don't say that. Because I don't mean.
It'll come full circle and. Smash the illusion.
I was going to ask, were you away as well?
Were you? You're a guy.
James Mckegg. He loves.
Festivals quite a bit. He loves festival.
Festival and I was. In European trips like Portugal.
I was in. I was in a stag do in Oh, Why?
Prague, I believe. Now how was that?

(23:45):
Because again, we have friend I've, we have a particular
friend who's been on a stag and Prague and has told me stories
that I will still get him to tell.
Prague's fucking good crack lad it is.
Cheap paints, yeah, that's a part of Europe.
I don't know. Which is.
Super Buck. See, like Prague, Vienna, all
these places. I've never been to any of them.

(24:05):
See, take away the party. It's a beautiful city, right?
It's just glorious. Look at.
How many days in the stack? I was thinking it was a three
day job like that was it was waytoo many, too many like.
My dentist recently told me about a secret name.
Big Spanish places people go to.So you have like, Barcelona,
Madrid, Seville, Valencia, Malaga holiday, yeah.

(24:30):
It might have been Malaga right where he was like, if you stay,
if you go to like 20 minutes from the airport where it's
actually just where the Spanish people live, he's like, it's
fucking sublime. Cheap drink.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, he's like it's fun
class, but if you don't know what minority.
No Espanol. Yeah, al facto.
Oh yeah. Absolutely.
I don't know why that's that's the same anywhere though.

(24:52):
Once you get out of the touristyplaces, you're like, oh, this is
brilliant. Yeah, but there he is.
Bilderberg. No, that's what I'm saying.
I'll make you fucking love. For I haven't been to these your
places like a lot of these your places like.
For us, chill. But like there and Vienna crack
of there's loads of pieces I've been missed.
I missed it, or I was telling you about it, was I not?

(25:13):
There was a fest and shoe in Prague that we went to.
Well, I don't know. I missed it, but I was.
I was in the strip club, but there was a fest and shoe and I
seen a weak club for it. I had to bring us up better.
I think so. Yeah.
Sorry you've got the clip, no idea it.
Was festing show and I seen likeclips of it and stuff and

(25:33):
apparently. When you say festing show, you
don't mean boxing. No, no, no.
Apparently the whole show is festing.
There's an ass on stage like. Full Maybe you're gonna sell.
It's touching a human woman so and that the whole show is the
DJ going one finger and then somebody's just like get the.
Scary Box. That's there's two fingers works

(25:55):
his way up to your fest. That's how she farts and she.
Can talk. No, can't imagine.
Want to go? To that, I'd like to.
It's it's almost like a spectacle, but then like dudes
line up and they get on stage and the woman just sits in their

(26:16):
face for real like. I mean, I imagine that's
stretched. Some guys like it, but it's like
the line of the line of the weirdest that you've ever.
Seen. I reckon if you sat in
somebody's face after being fisted, you could see through
her mouth. It'd be like.
It'd be looking through her glory hole.
You know when you're, when you're going through the port,

(26:37):
the port tunnel in Dublin and you get towards like the last
half mile of it, you go, oh thank God, we're getting out of
here. The lights coming in.
You're going to when you're going to a Concert 3 arena, you
know? Do a telescope.
What was the last time you looked through an actual
telescope? Some Prague of that show I don't
think I've heard through a telescope.

(26:57):
You know, would you? You know, see you on a nice
clear winter's night. Yeah, I get back leave from a
gig. You can.
Telescope. What put the telescope?
I will, I will take him. There on the starboard Babu.
There's a problem on the poop tank.
I am the captain now. Iceberg, Sir.

(27:19):
Smell ice, Kenya. I am.
I will look at the stars and take a few minutes and I love
it. I love to Chris Pratt, Chris
Evans. Yeah.
You only know Chris's. Yeah.
And other Evans, Yeah. But I love it.
And you can see your own breath and it's just.
Like ever just take a real moment to take it all in and I
know fuck all I I. My favourite thing is Christmas

(27:41):
Eve and I go to mum and Dad's house and get pitched.
I'll go outside for the smoke. I treat myself, yeah, instead of
the Christmas tree, instead of sitting meal like normal.
But yeah, because they live in the countryside.
I'll go out. How we smoke.
We smoke. Oh, and then look at you go.
Oh. My God, there's something about
it, lad. There, how can it never end?
This guy, this guy, how can it never Iconic warm forever.

(28:03):
What he believes out. There, not only is it going on
forever, it's getting bigger. How can it get bigger than
forever? Yeah.
If there's an end, right, what'swhat's part?
That's me. Something past that, Yeah, I Can
it be infinite? Well, it's, I'm not sure it's
infinite, but it is. But then, as Mikey says, it's
expanding as we do. You think there's an end to it?
See now. But if it's not infinite.

(28:24):
Put it this way, we only live for maximum 104 years of the
What's the oldest person ever lived?
Like 120. 120 hundred 20 you're never getting you're not even
going to hit the edge of it. So don't think about it like
you'd you'd never be able to understand live long enough to
see the end of it. Yeah.
So don't worry about it. I don't mean I want to see the.
End No, I just mean there's no point worrying about what's up
there. Because I'm not worried about.
It all right, I. Wouldn't.

(28:46):
Mind a college Mcblip lad, We'renot Yeah, Joe man, we're.
Just an idea, yeah. I'm not even saying we're
something, I just mean and as well see something we think
about aliens and all these advanced advanced civilizations
and all what if like they're they're dopes.
Like. What if we meet them and then
they're like, oh, you guys are so smart?
Yeah, we we land on their planet, they're like, hey, go

(29:07):
home. Can't we live?
Brexit, Santoria. There we iPod Nanos and all
check that side nerd many disc player, but I would you like to
would you like to explore more like.
Space, space. I thought there's loads.

(29:27):
See, if we lived in Star Trek times where it was like, you're
in a spaceship but you've got a bed and it's nice and there's
like, I go, let's go tomorrow. But oh fuck yeah.
You know, space is going to be aHarrow and horrifying
experience. Yeah, a little better.
But if you were, if you had like.
If you're in amenities. Yeah, if you had a room where
it's like you're like computer. But if we get.

(29:47):
Jarvis, Jack off my titties. Yeah, that sort of thing.
But do you think we'll be able to get buildings, say, like on
Mars, we're like inside it once you're in it and it's airlocked
and all, but there's like maybe fake air or something.
I think they'll be. Able to just walk around then
do. You think they got that?
They said. Some people said we have already
in the moonlight, we moon basis.But what I'm saying is I don't

(30:08):
want to be going there and doingall that.
I'd. Rather just sort something and
then we're just yeah. I don't want to be in space with
a cather the whole time. No.
So what do you think that is then?
Do you think if there's a moon base?
I'd say they've they it will be like this within the Bones
podcast studio. Yeah, just here with me on the

(30:29):
moonlight. That's we need to go next.
I would love. That yeah, I wouldn't have no
interest going to the moon or anything like.
That yeah, I'd go if there's full blown like lightsabers and
all that's what, 100% ago it's. Mad how?
How little? A.
Little been to the moon, Yeah, because I honestly thought since
the moon London's to be up therelike.
It's been a few times, but the reason they haven't went back is
because they've lost the technology to do it.

(30:52):
That's the official reason. From the 60s.
That's the reason. They're going back those.
Boys said that. They said, they said the reason
they have more bags because they've lost the technology and
they can't ball again. There were.
Straining kinds of beans together got by the 1st.
That's because they said it likethe modern iPhone has more
computing technology than this original special.
Yeah, yeah. It's not right.

(31:15):
Humans haven't returned to the moon since 1972, primarily due
to high costs, shifting political priorities and
redirection of NASA's focus. Do.
You not think it's mad that likewe as we do comedy, right?
People that we went to school with, like people our age are so
smart that they can come up withthings like being in charge of

(31:37):
building a spacecraft, but they're not like because when
you're. Obviously with a different
school to me, no, no, no, no. So maybe it's a beam to the
moon, but not not on a rocket. I'm saying not because on a fuck
it, not people when we went to school with the people our age
are out in the world doing yeah,because when you're a kid, you
go that's like adults they're. Old enough somebody in a shorts,

(31:59):
short sleeve white shirt with a tie, pen and thick glasses
smoking. Yeah, that would again.
Again. Boys our age and younger who are
in charge of like, oh, yeah, Bill will do this.
Repair up, up, you know, open space.
Yeah, that's people. And they prepare it to your own
thought process. Yes, you're like.
Do you ever meet somebody you went to school with even who
does a job that's really intelligent and they start

(32:20):
telling you what to do and you're within 3 seconds you're
like oh fuck, I'm out of my depth here.
I don't know what any of my normal friends do for work.
They tell me and I go, man, I have no idea what that is and
they don't. I think everyone's a buffer
like, yeah. People say to me what is your
best mate do and I go I think it's recruitment, yeah, because
it sounds like a job someone does.
I don't know if it is a job. Ask anybody who works PwC what

(32:40):
they do, they can't explain. What is PwC exactly?
I thought it was a type of window.
I have several mates who work there.
I think it's what James wears. I have several mates who work
there that cannot properly explain to me what.
They do see every normal friend that we have.
When you ask them what they do as a job, see if they start that
answer with basically they don'tknow.
They don't know what they're doing.

(33:00):
So basically mate what it is No tell me what it.
Is the title of job if? It's sales cars.
I get it. See, when you're talking like
strategic teams. See, even sells cars, though.
I don't, I don't, I don't get it.
I know people who sell cars, right?
And I've always like myself going, how do you do that,
though? Because I know I would go do you

(33:21):
want that car? Yeah, Yeah.
Far enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you mentioned
only fuck. They go this you like a look at
car or someone come left at halffour here look quickly.
I'll take it. Yeah, work.
Sales time. You'd be a good car salesman.
I can pet you. Oversize suit.
Smoking in the store, yes. Selling cars, Yeah.

(33:41):
Yeah, you're not buying a car, you're buying dreams, baby.
Yeah, I'd say stuff I don't understand.
Like some left off her lad. I don't know what that means.
She'll take it. Choke.
Or take what I don't know, but she will.
She's taking it all the way, baby.
What I. Already found out what add blue
was there recently. I don't know.
The car flashed up, add blue andI was like.
Again, I don't think people know.

(34:01):
You ask people what? I'm pretty sure she's water, by
the way. People ask me What Car drive and
I I forget sometimes. It's like Peugeot.
One of the three numbers. Yes, 3 numbers.
You forget pulled up on a Renault.
By the way, see James who's. Your favourite actor of all
time? Oh, let me think, let me think.

(34:21):
Fuck that. I actually don't know.
I actually don't know. Jackie Chan.
Denzel Washington. I'm I'm on a really.
Don't know who. Adam widget I'm.
Just have a favourite actor. I'm on a real Tom Hardy thing
right now at the minute, just like I watched Bronson recently
and I kind of like that he'll dowe experimental things that
require acting. Yeah, like we were talking with

(34:43):
him. Yeah, but then also do you ever
see Lock? No where he's man the whole
movie is not a car on this almost speakerphone like his
wife and his kid and his his side bitch like phone.
Booth, you remember that? Yeah.
That. Was.
That was a great problem. Adrenaline.
Yeah, through it. I haven't seen the last like
good movie I've seen was like 28years later and I was like, this

(35:06):
is a good movie, but it's not what I wanted to say.
Yeah, anytime. I'm glad later to that.
Long run thing. I was about any any good movie.
I think I'm like going back to like fucking panic room and
shit. Like stuff I watched when I was
a kid that I was like. Bar movies and watching.
Still many kids. I haven't seen movies in years.
Bad Guys is brilliant to dream more Bad boys.

(35:31):
I watched Allard blew my tits off.
I thought that. Was good.
I watched Chopper the other night for the first time.
I. Never seen it, I know what it
is. So it's it's about a guy called
Mark Chopper Reed who was like an Australian criminal, but Eric
Bana plays him. But he does it fucking
fantastically. It's probably, it was an indie
movie, but it's one of the darkest, fucking most hilarious
films you've ever seen in your life.

(35:52):
So there's a bit where he's he gets out of gaol, he cuts his
own ears off and it's true story, cut his own ears off to
put in a mental ward of a prisonbecause somebody was going to
kill him, right? So he gets out of gaol, He's an
alcoholic, he's a drug addict, he's dating a hooker.
And then he's really part of thehooker's dating somebody else.
So he's dropping her home and he's like, who you fucking?
Just like everybody. I'm a hooker.

(36:13):
And he's like, no, who you kidding?
I just like, would you fucking chill out?
And then he cracks off. And this is explaining, this is
so dark, but when you watch it, it is kind of funny, right?
So he basically follows her intothe house, beats the shit up,
right? There's just a shot of him like
like punching her in like a wall, right?
Her mom tries to intervene, a head butts the mom and then
turns to her and goes, now look what you've done.

(36:36):
Your mom's upset. Is he dead?
He's dead. Oh yeah.
But he's such. He was such a cycle.
So I was an evil piece of. Shit man, but a lunatic, right?
His his excuse was that he wouldonly like kill criminals.
So he was like, I'm doing the world a favour by like, yeah,
but he was nuts, right? So Nick Cody made a mine open

(36:56):
for this, for the real Chopper read when he did a spoken word
to her and he told this to Cody,said his family came with him
and stuff. He was like, he just started
styling up. He's all chuffed and like
fucking. And then Chopper Reed told the
story about one point in prison,him and another guy's job was to
like, hand out the medication for other prisoners and stuff,
right? And the screws in the gaol were
like, by the way, the guy at theend of the corridor has been

(37:18):
done for abusing kids. And they're like, what's the
situation? Like, fucking we don't want him
here. So he said and he goes into like
graphic detail, but what they did to this bloke, like they
would hang him until you almost died and then let him down, beat
the fuck and hang him again and like just tortured him to death.
And they were telling the story,and he's telling.
The story on stage, right? And Cody told me the whole cards
like that and Chopper, Reed goes, yeah, they're not all

(37:40):
funny. Some of them just fucking cute.
For 10 minutes I've been tellinghim to stop the story, but he's
got no ears. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, his glasses kept falling down.
Just at that potato head fake one stuck in there.
Can I just make a slight observation?
If you want to go to your psych ward and you're cutting your own
ears off, one would do the job. Yeah. 2 Just you know what I

(38:02):
mean? Yeah. 2 Just don't even cut the
second one off. Johno, I read an interesting.
Thing that's a good point of her.
I read an interesting thing right?
So there's can't do names or anything, but because I just
can't remember, but this was back when, like psychiatry was
an early thing and this group ofjournalists decided to go in and
pretend to be mentally ill to see if they, the doctors could

(38:23):
figure it out. The doc, none of the doctors
knew. These people were pretending.
The only people that knew was the other mentally ill people.
They're like, you're faking it. But they were like, no, no,
we're pretend to be mental ill. And the doctors were anything
these people were doing, they were writing that down as a
symptom of their mental illness.They're like flushes the toilet
twice. That's repetitive behaviour.
All this shit and when it's broke, the hospitals and doctors

(38:46):
were so fucking pissed. They were like, send us as many
people fake and we will find them all.
And he goes right under the hospital and noted 44 people.
They said we're faking it. And then the dude was like,
didn't send anybody mate, it's not.
Second, I read a thing one time,no anaesthesia and the knock you
out for but the the basically don't know how that works

(39:10):
anymore, right? So because it's such like a
common practise thing, they're like, we actually don't even
know. We don't know.
How this is working like it's we?
Know what to do but we don't actually know why it's working.
Like, and there was I read a thing as well.
Up until the 80s they didn't think babies could feel pain so
they would perform surgery on babies without anaesthesia and

(39:31):
pain killers. No, I read that on one of those.
Fucking weird when you're scrolling through.
Feel like this, Yeah. What happened?
Still to this day they're like, we don't know how this works,
but breathing in. Yeah, I think there's stuff
like, because there's things that have become so commonplace
in medicine, yeah, that they've just had this poker.
They go. I can't remember how the fuck
that works. See talking about psych wards

(39:52):
already, psych stuff and movies.Yeah, you've got a boner.
And that we talk it's. Just a shell shove around.
That great movie? Movie Jelly got a pretty great
movie. Because it was back when I
smoked weed and I had like 10 minutes of being like after.

(40:13):
Yeah, that's why I didn't realise that the foreshadow
because DiCaprio never likes hisown cigarette, because he
doesn't. He's not a large.
Lighter, lighter. Lighter.
Yeah. So when you watch it back.
That is the amount of stuff I want.
The movie Inception nearly too much for me.
You ever seen Memento? Yes, gay gay Pierce.

(40:36):
Yeah. Phenomenal, brilliant film.
Writes it over his body, Yeah. Yes.
And then at the end he figures it out and you're like, yes.
And then he forgets it. Really.
Yeah. He wants to forget we're not
doing spoiler for a movie that came out in 19.
I like the animated version as well.
Finding Dory. I didn't know Ellen did the

(40:59):
voice of Dory in those movies. Oh yeah, being a voice actor, an
animated thing must be a complete.
Gift. I think that's how like, that's
a dream of mine to be a voice. You have a great voice for.
That's you big. Brendan, hard to train your
dragon. Oh yeah, Joan is one of the
fucking dudes who trains Dragon.Yeah, I love, I'd say.
Something about train the dream.Do you want me to try that
voice? So you train that fucking

(41:21):
dragon, you bitch. Perfect.
Well, I think you'd be really good at like selling just any
kind of advert, like Wi-Fi even.Tell me about your Hyperfast
fibre optic broadband. Just say Hyperfast fibre optic.
Broadband Hyperfast We. Would have got someone, right?
OK, let me see. Let me see fibre fast fibre

(41:43):
optic broadband porn like you'venever seen it before my friends.
I mean, I mean. You do great voice over for
GameStop. GameStop.
Yep. What's that?
See. There we go.
GameStop. No, dude, if anybody, if there's
anybody voice acting people hit me up because I can't have you.
Ever done a voice over for anything?
I did a voice over for an ad. I was already able to cut me out

(42:03):
of it. Harp, Yeah.
Were you the harmony in the? No, I was the other dude.
I could have told you my start. Remember nobody remembered.
They they asked me to go back into do you audition for them.
But they I remember that. But they asked me to go back in
and do a voice over thing and I clearly it was halfway through

(42:24):
Edinburgh, so I don't think I sounded like myself anymore,
right? All right, folks.
Why is that guy in the both of the Nosebleed?
I just wish it was dead. Make you seem to spell talcum
powder all over your face you. Spelled give it back quick.
No, I did once have the the BBC had me in reading GCSE texts

(42:46):
from. From.
BBC bite size or whatever. I'm pretty sure they didn't use
that either. Like like as a conspiracy
theories. I'm halfway through it going
well, that's Porsche. Paul has three apples.
That's what they want you to think.
One of them's an orange. Voiceover stuff would be.
Talking about voice that when they do those animated movies

(43:08):
and they're like, it's actually quite lonely because they're all
just in a booth recording the lines and there's no one.
They never made each other, but John C Reilly, whenever they
were making what was the fucking1, he was in Wreck It Ralph.
Oh yes. So they came to him about Wreck
It Ralph and he was like, I don't want to do that.
I like being an actor and being around people.
And the director was like, we'lljust do it your way then.
So they did it all is like a bigcast in the room.

(43:30):
And he was like, it was brilliant.
Because you could like react off.
I've seen bits of it like it's. Pretty good, 10 out.
Of 10. There's times reveals where they
do it before, so they do it before any animations don't so
they allow them to riff and interact with each other.
And then? Yeah, that's what happened with
the first Shrek movie, because it was supposed to be Chris

(43:50):
Farley. Yeah.
And they'd recorded a bunch of it, and then he died.
And then Mike Myers came in and Chris.
Yeah. But then they were like, well,
Mike Myers, like, I think he should be Scottish.
So they basically recorded the whole thing and reanimated.
Yeah. The whole movie, The original
animation of the design for Shrek looked rude, did shit.
No. So shy looking to what they
ended up. With funny that Mike Myers can
do that though. Like if you're like that

(44:11):
powerful, we have the role. We're like, I think you should
be Scottish. I think you should shut the
fuck. Up so one of my favourite jokes
in animated movie ever and it gets me every fucking time.
Is it the start of the Incredibles movie when Mr
Incredibles will take on bomb voyage French guy and he burst
through the door and Bombay justgoes Moshe fucking kills me

(44:33):
because. That's.
French for Mr Incredible? Yeah, every time.
I've never seen the Incredibles.Oh man, they're fucking
brilliant. Like in the first, I think boys
are slightly too young for it. Right.
They're they're so good. But I just learned through the
Disney up, I'm being like, you're going to watch out when
you're older. That, that that I can't wait to.
See all the games? My nephew hasn't seen Star Wars

(44:54):
yet and I'm like fucking. Neither like the originals
you've. Never seen Star Wars, you're too
old now as well. It's the worst thing.
It's been on the tab like what do you mean like going back and?
Watching, I think if you yeah, Ithink if you don't see Star Wars
before you're 12, it's never going to fucking yeah, because
get us the same. Get us when he tried to watch
one and like to be fair, I thinkhe tried to watch Star Wars when

(45:14):
he was about 20 and he went the first 10 minutes was just
somebody dragging A bitten through the desert.
And I was like to be fair. Is that in it was R2D2.
Like he's like, just like a bendgoing through a sound junior.
Like my childhood, one of them'sa pervert or something.
Z3PO. No, what you mean?
The character of the dude. The guy, the dude, Sorry.

(45:35):
No, I don't think Daniels. Are they in a relationship?
Is that one thing where people were like if you look closer?
The characters. Gold 1 is kind of gay
characters. Yeah, well, he's a servant.
He's a. Yeah, he's like a kind of posh
count. Yeah, he's a lot of fun.
But together R2T2 and C3 appeal.I think C3R2.
D2 there's bodies is best friend.
R2D2 is kind of like an animal. Yeah, the old couple of other

(45:56):
kind of like. Yeah, because even in Star Wars,
robots, robots can't get married.
Do you fancy Princess Leia? Yeah.
Who played? Carrie Fisher.
Oh, fuck yeah. Right.
Yeah, OK. You fancy Chewbacca?
You've definitely. Pretty fucking hard on yourself.
And I was like, actually, yeah. There's a bit an Empire Strikes

(46:19):
Back where Chewbacca's clearly had a good wash in the groom and
you go he looks like fucking Jennifer Allison.
You look brave. Look at you.
Look at you. It's a hobo.
He's like, no, it's September. I only recently started Fancy
and Han Solo as well as I've gotten older and you see like

(46:43):
when you see Harrison Ford as a young dude, you're like fuck he.
Looks, he looks like a yeah man.He doesn't need to show it, you
know what I mean? Have you ever seen him when he
was a Carpenter? Before he was famous.
Even. Just shirtless with Tool about
though. Yeah, he turned the straightest
man gay. Like he's unbelievable.
Yeah, he only really got into acting when he was like. 3530.
536 Yeah, so. He was.
He was hanging doors in George Lucas, his house in the audition

(47:05):
for Star Wars. No, I swear to God, he was
literally, he'd done a bit of acting and then it wasn't really
working out, so he went back to carpentry, was doing stuff in
George Lucas's house, and GeorgeLucas went do the favour and
read that, would you? And he started reading it and he
was like, don't be Han Solo. Can you imagine?
No Amazing again. And.
I'm going to see if George. Have a lot of time for him.
I'm going to see if George Lucasneeds any handy work done.

(47:27):
Hello, Mr Lucas. Me, me, me.
To the dish. I'm going to make cup of tea.
Yeah, I was going to put that back in

(47:53):
the cupboard, but it was far, far away.
Please can't have any rules. Fuck your deck.
Do you want to pass my mouth, George?
That's that's because auditions are a fucking pain though.
Like especially now when it's all done on you send a self
tape. And I've never been more
vulnerable in my fucking life. Yeah, what's it like?

(48:15):
It's awful. Terrible.
Isn't me doing something shit in?
This room 0. Really see some of the shit I've
done I like. I did one for a whiskey ad that
was so badly written I was like can I do this in a funny?
Way you might marriage it. Yeah, because the ad I.
Think this character should be? Chinese I.
Don't know if there's an end to involve this right, But it's one
of those things were like basically the odd is like this

(48:36):
guy's drinking whiskey and the devil turns up and he play a
game of chess and then and I'm like, So what you're saying is
drinking this is like playing chess with the devil.
It didn't. You changed it to twister.
Right, harder and focal ball. So the devil.

(48:57):
After three or four whiskeys he will whatever fucking sticking
pineapples on Hitler's whole allday in here.
But somebody over the fucking windows, I got a.
Fucking butter app don't know. She all fucking nice Margaret
Thatcher. Fuck I'll be in a cunt.

(49:18):
She me sad Alexa. Oh, boys.
What's the what's the worst thing you addition for that You
didn't even get the most embarrassing thing?
Oh, the most embarrassing, the ACT.
We've talked before, but the axedid it in this room.

(49:41):
It was what was the? Functions and Dragons was.
Dungeons Dragons movie and I have to like say like a dramatic
line and then I have to like, you know, like take an axe with
two hands and like bang, fire itdown.
But I like spent way too much time trying to be like dramatic
and vaguely American, you know. So I was like small, you know, I

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was like, you know, it was like,you know, we'll be fine or
something was the line, you know, we'll be fine.
And then, you know, I'm like watch this.
But I was like, we'll be fine. And I take the axe and like real
like I take it for like 3 minutes and I'm flexing as much
as possible. The tightest T-shirt you've ever
seen. Then I'm like and it's just very
like breathy. Yeah.

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But it's always like doing an audition for one line is like
doing a 7 minute stand up set. You go.
There isn't enough fucking time for you to see how I can do
better. I think there's definitely a
skill to act in four count like 4 auditions.
Yeah, but you can't. I remember going to 1 like an
impersonal and I was like these are way better because you get
to meet them and they can properly.
See. And there and I went and they

(50:47):
were like, this is not that longago in the Clinton, Newtown,
Belfast. And they're like she and we'll
do it once and then we'll do another couple based on our
thoughts. We'll mess around but do it once
and then we'll have fun with it after that.
I did it once and the guy's like, thank you so much for
coming in. We appreciate.
It and I don't know what time I walked in and three people at
the table went like that. Oh, that was it.

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Just like turned you around. Yeah, it was.
It was laggy. No, it was for body.
Body form walked in my rollerblades.
Your audition for anything. No, I haven't, but I would love,
I would actually love to get into some like.
You're a good actor. You were in Chancers.
You were very good. Thank.
You I would actually not really would love.
To because you have a distinctive look, right?
I think casting directors would like it.

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You think so? Yeah.
Do you know what though? Like for the Game of Thrones?
Sorry, I think Game of Thrones be there not you don't have to
cat like fucking audition I. Wasn't acting on that.
I was just playing. That was just my life.
But see, the second you grew a beard and like added it onto
that website, like everyone, everyone who had a beard could
have been in Give a Thrones if you stuck your face up on that
website. Yeah, so, but I would love to
like honestly. I've never.

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I was such a big Game of Thronesfan and then I've never seen one
House of the Dragon or whatever.It is.
I started watching the first series of it and it was like,
it's good. But I watch Game of Thrones
after it all come out, so I was able to just keep watching
through it. Yeah.
And without was I'm going to wait until this is like two or
three in and then get stuck intoit, but it doesn't have the same
fail. It's a wee bit slower maybe.

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But I think also the last seasonof Game of Thrones was so
disappointing. That made me go I don't care
about this anymore. No one has ever fallen off
harder than that. That was shown bad, somebody
told. Me at the time, the reason that
happened was the writers from Game of Thrones left and went to
Star Wars and like you, fucked Star Wars up too.
Yeah, and also, wasn't the guy like it was ahead of the books?
Yeah, so they were just wafflingat that point.
Well yeah, I heard something similar.

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I heard they got Star Wars so rushed the fuck out of series 8
and it was so bad that they got fired from *.
Wars I when I got that the guy who did that tattoo was living
in the same building as the people that were making Game of
Thrones and told me the ending, no.
No way. Two years 4 came out and I kind
of forgot what the ending was and then watch it went.
I remember, he told. Me, I got a big spoiler, big

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spoiler about halfway through the whole thing.
I kept it. I kept.
It. Yeah.
What? Do you like for a series on me
it? It was a character that was
going to die who told him? Game of Thrones, who was a
character who died? Who died?
It's hard now we know. It was horrible.
Oh yeah, he's going to die. I knew.
He's going to die and I I was like, I wish him.
That's broken my heart because Iknew it was common then even

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during the same I had no hope oflike it's going to be fine.
Yeah, it wasn't. Yeah, that's probably the best
scene in that series. Fucking He was.
He was. Yeah, what, what series was
that? That was like, oh, was that 674
or five earlier, wasn't it? Yeah, you're right, actually.
Sorry. Yeah.
But four or five is kind of where it was at its best.
Now it went to people argue it was shite after four.

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I liked it up until like 6. I think the the Red Wedding is
one of the best. Fucking of course.
Like. Every I've seen that three or
four times. Every time I've seen it, I've
gone fucking hell. I think they were very smart
with not the first ones that obviously not be the last, but
there were so many leaked episodes of Game of Thrones and
like, I reckon, I think we talked about years ago at the
time. I reckon there's a thing of

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like, don't be leaked. Yeah.
Real episodes, yeah. There'll be like 2 episodes have
been leaked. So everyone was watching it
online. Yeah, I think that was a very
smart thing they did. You know, yeah, you'd have.
To build the online. That's one of the things with
the Marvel movies is like I've seen interviews of the actors
who said they now get one scripthanded to them with it, like
sign every page and then hand itback to the person.

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And then they fly it back to thebecause they're like, I think it
was Anthony Mackie was talking about it.
There was a somebody was printing a script out and there
was a problem with the printer. A guy came to fix the printer.
The script came out, but that had print twice.
So the guy who's fixing the printers like.
Oh, really? Yeah.
And then liked it. So then Marvel were like, right,
we're gonna have to be. Really.
Do you remember a movie I loved at the time?

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I loved getting this nerdy film.The interview with Seth Rogen,
James Franco. Yes.
Yeah. Remember the movie about North
Korea? Yeah, everyone watched that.
That leaked online. The whole controversy at the
time. Yeah, but I think they leaked
it. Purposeful.
I loved that, I thought. It was good really, but then
they also had it was not like bands yes, so that also hyped it

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yes fuck up as well. But then that's never that
movie's never really been mentioned since.
But Franco got into all that trouble shortly after that came
out, didn't He's like, Brian is so kind of buried.
This is the end is something I would watch it multiple times.
Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
I think that boy said such a good role in the movies.
And no, they're all not. They're like fall off, but

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there's not. Do they write their own movies
anymore? Well.
It's like, well, Jonah Hill's become like fucking serious,
serious actor. And then it's like the most had
a point where they get that certain age they go.
We can't keep making these Stoner movies.
It's probably as well they can'tline their schedules up to get
months also to make. True.
After fucking what said 10 yearsof making those kind of movies,
you just sit in the house and count the money.

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That's this is one thing I don'tthink like, you know, like
actors here like, well, Tom Cruise, Yeah, like, why do you
keep going? Legacy they want the they want
to be known as still the main guy they.
Just can't let it go. No, yeah.
There's also, I think some of them love act like Keanu Reeves.
I heard him on a podcast recently.
He was just like, you have two weeks at home after making like

(56:09):
John Wick and then you start going fucking I don't have a
job, and then you start piling and you go.
Back to work. Yeah.
Constantine. I want them to do that again.
Calories. Constantine.
You watch it? No, actually, you would actually
know that. What's that?
Movie and it's not being anything we've talked about, but
I just remember going I've seen that need just great movie.
Eastern Promises. Biggle, Mortensen.
Yeah, based on a what the fucks that graphic?

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Normal I think. You would love it, Eastern
Promises I. Think that's what it's called,
isn't it? Viggo Mortensen's playing like a
Russian gangster in London. So I think in a history of
violence, yeah. No.
That's another one I haven't watched in a long time, so I'll
say something with Viggo Mortensen.
That's a man who should keep a beard at all times.
Oh yeah, bad luck fucking. Violence set in America, Hank

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where they like some some guy from the past, come into the
restaurant and. Beat up his wife or something?
Eastern Promises used both. Check out this week all right.
Fucking check out do. You know what's another fucking
great? You know, Well, I don't know if
maybe we just don't see indie movies anything anymore, but
remember like when American history acts came out?
Yeah, dude, I don't remember when it came out.
I love that movie. It like that was one of those

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low budget fucking like Edwin Norton being like, right, we're
going to make a movie that I it's going to be a fucking film
like. It's a tough watch.
Oh, it is. In an intense way, yeah.
It's obviously like fucking an incredible film.
And then there's that bet where he's in slow motion getting
arrested and you're like, Nazis are right.
You're like, ah. Fuck.

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But why is it felt this? Is we hoods pointing?
Is. I got time.
I was halfway through the Terry Van Frank.
No spoilers, I'm finished, but Ithink Warner Brothers was a
Warner Brothers. They maybe said they're going to
they're going to stop focusing on superhero movies as much.
They have too much and they're so second.

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Because all the best movies thispast year have been like
centres, like standalone kind ofphones.
They're going to. That's great.
I've heard it's pretty fun. Like Michael B Jordan.
Oh, yes, and two of them. Yeah, and two of them.
Jesus, he plays. He plays.
His own twin. His own twin?
What the hell? I know Jack O'Connell.
Is that his name? Yes, that's.

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Brilliant. He's brilliant from skins like.
Oh yeah, Cook. Yep, he was.
I feel like he was the hot guy and then didn't see much of him
for years. Now he's.
Back, he's back in the scene. He's.
Proper great actor. Unbreakable.
You ever seen that? Somebody fucking what's
Unbreakable? Oh the fuck?
That movie, Yeah. And then you see the real guy

(58:38):
and you're like. Yeah, yeah, I've must see those
World War 2 ones where this cutsthe actually, you ever see Band
of Brothers? Yeah, and.
The very last episode of Like itcuts to the actual veterans and
you're like, oh. Folks, Hey.
Looks like my granddad, hey. Empire of the Sun, Christian
Bale. Never seen that.
Actually, Christian Bale is. Another phenomenon.
The best? There's a scene where he's
singing in it like the Japanese national anthem, I think it is.

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And he's in like a prisoner. Prisoner of war camp.
That movie is 10 out of 10. Empires Movies.
Incredible. Is that the 1 based on the war
camp that did all the SEC experiments?
No, no, no. This is just your meat and
potatoes war camp, right? Yeah, but you need to watch

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Eastern Promises and Empire the Sun, OK?
Probably I'm going to see Naked Gun tonight.
Though. Oh.
Here it's class. It is good.
Is it a lot of fun? It is a lot of fun.
Also, I called their fake romance Lumination and
Palomanders. Oh, that was never a real thing.
I called. It broken up.
It was just never a thing. Oh, you still you don't know.
You still don't believe they're an actual relation.
What the thing that is when I'd like to see them two getting

(59:42):
together because it's not a rough time they have like doing
Bigley and lost the wife. She's had a rough time.
It'd be great. Such a lot.
I respect her comment which is like no makeup.
Beautiful. You're like, you're stunning.
Yeah, Alicia Keys did that as well.
Yeah, he also is stunning. Yeah.
Absolutely, girls, if you want to wear it, if you don't want to
wear it. You get a certain point in your
life, you go, I couldn't even tell you where you weren't.

(01:00:05):
I have more make up a week. Are.
You are you looking that up that?
Doesn't seem to be any clarification.
I don't think it was ever true from the start.
I'm I'm holding on to the hope of of love blood.
Who would you rather kiss, Lynn Leeson or Paul Anderson?
Honestly, probably Palmer Anderson, to be fair.
Just don't. Paul Anderson.

(01:00:26):
That was, yeah, nice. For sure.
Nice. I think she's got.
She's not well, though. What?
I think she's got Hep C. What are you real?
You're joking me when they find out it.
She's known for a while. That's been it for a while.
She was. Going up with a guy from Marley
Kurt. She's got everything.
She's got everything. Yeah.
Sugar's pal Anderson. Watch out.
Just for a move on. Sugar, she's not on the

(01:00:46):
showgirl. She's not, no.
There's no There's a new movie, The Last Sugar.
Last, by the way. Is that like did you Google as a
true? Yeah, it seems to be true, yeah.
Make sure girls. Jimmy Lee Curtis.
Oh, you mean show girls? Sugars with the with the tits
in. The nipples.
Gina Gershon, is that her name? Terribly acted, but kind of a
good movie to watch do. You remember wild things.
No, Yep, it. Was Neve Campbell and Denise

(01:01:10):
Richard have a sex in the pool? In a pool?
And you know, girls, there's no way that's working.
In a pool. Like these are having a water
fight ladies, your top. Is that what you were thinking
when you're watching it? Well, I watch it back.
James, your solution also sportswhat did?
Yes, check. Come by, take us to my.
Relax. So I 9th of the 10th, 25, ninth

(01:01:33):
of October. 9th of October 9th of.
October Thursday. Thursday.
Night it's at the also Sports Club will put the link for.
Come on down, Ian Thompson, Karen Frank, or.
Normal. Performance, it's going to be a
lovely, that's nice. It's going to be a proper
United. That's an event absolutely
smashed. It's going to be great.
Mickey Bartlett is on tour. Starting on the 20th September.

(01:01:53):
When's this going? Next week or whatever.
Right, Dan, right, not there. Yeah.
All right, so starting on our Mickey border comedy.com and
then yeah, whatever. So.
She and talk comedy.com. I'm on tour.
Everybody's on tour. The wheels on the bus go round
and round. Thank you to my guest, James
McKechnie, Mickey Bartlett.