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Episode Transcript

(00:00):
We'll start a party at this point and cut that last bit.
But I think if you're if you're getting a wig, you have to be
all bald to get the wig on. Yeah, Yeah.
Do you know what I mean? Is it glued on?
Yeah. Well, they get glued on, but I
my tech talk I since I've been growing my hair a bit.
My tech dog is that. Is that a wig?

(00:21):
No, he's seen the Ibiza final boss and he's oh wow your man
out of the office. Office.
Fucking that's too early in the day for me.
Jesus Christ. That's, that's, that's, that's
the fucking thing. I the reason I hate being
friends with comedians is sort of tell you the way it is.

(00:43):
Like I think this is like a fucking High School Musical, Zac
Efron kind of number. And you think it's Gareth Keenan
from The Office? But see, now you've gone from
final boss Gareth Keenan, the Fuhrer.
I gots a fool, yeah. It's nice.
I'm getting my haircut today so I've not put product in it
because the hairdressers don't like it.
You. Know what put my hands on and
say it looks healthy her it's good shine to it you've

(01:03):
conditioned it very. Well, thanks very much.
Now going back to the wigs. All my tech talk keeps throwing
up for me is older guys to go tothe to get the, I think they're
called hair systems. Yes, that's what they're known
as. But they do look unreal.
But it's just the danger of if you get caught out in weather
like. Yeah, but now I used to work

(01:24):
with dude, right? And he was her really thin and
and then one day just comes in with I never referenced it and
everyone's going what the fuck? Do you remember the food?
Oh yeah. Hair system.
Full hair. System.
Why? Why should we there?
It's hair system. Is this that because it's?
Is it like you're not allowed tosay?
Wig, I think. Is it like a fasive?
No, I think it makes it. People are self-conscious about

(01:47):
it, so they're like, so we'll call it a hair system.
Sounds cooler. People in the comments will be
like, actually the reason I think a wig, you just put it on.
You know, like you can put the Wii, the Wii Net on and put a
wig on. I think 'cause this is stuck to
your bones. Like you've probably got a glue.
There is a system in place to get.
That Chris McNaughton, the Big Bear, he had it for a while and
he was talking about it and he said he'd be a strong man, do a

(02:09):
lot of training, and he said he'd put it on, but then he'd
sweat and he'd say by the end ofa session.
Need. To go ball because that's at
work when you're you're sweatingthat level.
Like it was made me laugh. He's like, it looked good.
But then I won training sessionslike.
Speaking of training sessions, Ithought you were fighting this
weekend. Yeah, I know.
It's Fate week. Broadcast and he says.

(02:33):
It's not fair for me. No, it's important.
So where are you fighting? Because I was talking.
Sheffield. Is that where your opponent's
from? He's from Wales but the promoter
from chef is. So it's.
Handy for him. He's like, I land down with 10
Oh. That's exactly.

(02:55):
I get to stay on. So it's like.
Can you buy? Some I have no idea why it's
like of no like. Well, maybe it's just like.
Is it a N Ham city? I I think that Maxi Hughes was
originally supposed to headline it and he's from around that
area. Right, right, right.
He had and I'd heard that he's taking a fate on American

(03:16):
instead, so put me on his headline.
They just bumped me up and kept the card so.
What kind is it like an is it like an Ulster Hall kind of
venue or is it more like, is it like a no?
It's bigger, like it's, it's gotlike, it's like a basketball
arena. I think it's called Canon
Connect Medical Centre something, but it's like a
basketball venue. It's class.
So you're fighting? A guy from Wales called Ben

(03:37):
Crocker is nothing the less cracker like, but he's.
Who's higher in the rankings? You're him.
I'd say probably he has a belt like he has the European, the
IBF European take the belt like so maybe in the IBF rankings
he's higher, but on box track, Ithink I'm here.
See if you when you win. So we're all about psychology.
When you beat him, are you goingto win that belt?

(04:00):
Yeah. But you know the way say like
you're the champ, right? And you walk, you walk about
with this belt and it's great. If you beat me on the night, do
you just take out on the night? And then do I never.
You'll take it on the night. I think what happens is he owns
up belt and then the IBS I'm your belt.
So right, I can take that on thenight, but then.

(04:20):
You just get a. Stay and give them a back that
you give the promoter. Promoter will probably give them
an end. Ivan, I'll have a belt ordered
for me. To you just get like a wee, you
just get a wee delivery like. Yeah, I.
Must be we are amazed delivery we are amazed.
Gotta be like Sean FS IPF. Yeah, we have felt.
See, the last time I won, I won AI won a European belt I left on

(04:41):
the back of a taxi for like fucking two weeks.
So this fella, now I'm a now McCarthy for me.
He does like all the like the transport for matching.
He's like my belts in the back of your Daz in the back of my
Daz car. I was like fuck, I forgot about
that. Just because it was a long
night. It was.
Like so disrespectful to the belt.

(05:04):
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That must be awkward the next day, going by the way, are you
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(05:46):
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(06:09):
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(07:18):
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I like the WBU box. But to see see, see the the the
wrestling ones are very like popular, like there's a lot of
replicas, yeah. So, but then I think there's
there's a level where like see if you've 3 toy ones, that's all
right. But see if you're a grown up and
you've bought like the proper 3.100 you drop the ground like.
Yeah, that's. Something.

(07:39):
Would you ever worry yours? Round the waist out.
Never. No.
Never. That'll be a great move.
Like when I. Just done a night job.
I would be like. I would be good if you were
like, if you were right to be like you wanted to be a techno
like like, but it's like Prony, Prony home her party.
Sorry, Prony. Prony testing.

(08:01):
My dad's a disease. My dad's Dick, you know.
But this? No, my dad, Prony's disease in
this deck, it's a erectile disorder.
Means Dave. Am I making this up?
No, no you're not. When my dad gets a hard on it,
it it doesn't like go straight that like curls round and goes
all bends all different directions.
I. Think 2003 FIFA received hits

(08:23):
ferv in the arm. Give him back he.
Said my dad genuinely said to meonce he just take a wee pig's
tail of. Course the phone nap.
He goes to sling and out of swing triangles up bazaars.
Oh no, he told. Me every time he has a ordinary

(08:47):
panic piss himself. He's getting stolen name my dad
is stolen name me. My dad's gay, but only for
himself. Then if he's doing that from the
front, he'll look like he's doing the vagina.

(09:10):
Where's your Dick? You'll never believe it.
It's on ours here. FaceTime him there.
You. Got to do it, shot him a porno.
Oh no. Harish man made his own
business. Dirty video, you know.

(09:32):
Oh. He kicked the hardener.
Those involved erections when he's asleep.
Plug. I farted myself awake.
Actually a nice. As in, did you think it was

(09:53):
something else? No, I I just did it really and I
was still farting and I was likewhat the fuck was that?
I thought I was really scondered.
I thought I woke up as well and the and the kids was like oh
shit I had to say her next day. And the next door neighbour.
I was like we phone alarm whole stream what the fuck was that?

(10:15):
I imagine you, you sort of wait.You're in and out of sleep.
You. You do that a lot.
Yeah, I do. And you're a you're a real
worried sleeper. Yeah, I am.
But that was, that was bad. Like I it's a real sign of age.
Like, 'cause I must have started.
Then I thought, have I woken up,'cause I might have shipped
myself and I had to say Calvin, the next day I was like, listen,
I'm sorry because she was deadlyquiet.
I was like that I shouldn't bring up that I wake you and she

(10:36):
goes, Oh no, it's because then Idon't want that to be in her
head that the world's largest fart like.
Yeah, sure says that. Her.
You've woke me. Yeah, no, she asked on that
before. You woke me up last night, why
would it do this morning? And he goes and you've farted.
So far, the shit's all on my side of the bed.

(11:02):
Someone isolate that. Yeah, sure.
That story Gillian Simmons told about, he went to do a poo in
the toilet and someone had already shit in the band, had
stuck the bag of toilet and he pulled his trousers up.
He pulled someone else's shit upin his trousers.
Right, I'll do this. I grumps OK?
That's it all. Fun enough shenanigans.

(11:24):
It's not fight week, but your fight is coming up.
But you're not. I won't get into that, but
you're not the only guy in this room with a big challenge coming
up, a big fitness thing coming up, DV right here, cycling
across Northern, Yeah. Really.
Yeah. I've done a cycle. 300 miles in
three days away. Yeah, yeah.
And what's your big? What's your cycling experience

(11:46):
used? To go up and down the street
when I was a kid, like the Mimi.A toast to play FIFA.
Do you know what's going to be the most challenging thing of
segment 300? Major hole is going to be
wrapped. Yeah.
Oh, he's not putting the scene. No, making it easier.
It's it's not good. I cycle from Bangor to Hollywood
and back at the weekend there and yeah, Mars is not good.

(12:09):
So what was your? And then you went out for your
first, So you're an ambassador. For my how much prep rate?
Of another about a month so. You're enough to prep.
For Action Mental. Health is yeah for action mental
health, so. He's an ambassador.
You're the ambassador. I'm an ambassador of Action
Mental. Health, you're spoiling this,
ambassador. Again, I thought when they said
like we'd like you to be so ran a gig for them last year.

(12:30):
It went went great, raised a good bit of money and and it's a
good cause. And I think mental health needs
a lot, a lot of support. And they're they're like, yeah,
we'd like you to be an ambassador.
And I was like, well, no, thank you.
And then I'll give us a bit of challenge for you.
And I'm like, what's mental health cross order or something,
you know, and they're like, we'dlike you to cycle.
OK. I've done spin class like how
far round our offices and I thought they'd an office in

(12:53):
Belfast and Arts but they've loads and loads all over the
place so you. Agreed to this, Ellen?
You agreed to this before you knew what it entailed, No?
I I'd, I'd done the old classic.Oh, I'd.
I'd love to do it. I'd love.
To do it but let me just check with my wife and stuff and make
sure it's OK when all why? Would you?
Why do your wife not let you cycle?
Because I thought you might be like, you might kill yourself.

(13:14):
Are you not allowed out of? Your bike I'm allowed out of
your bike, but I just. Keep lasers on that.
I need to I haven't experienced what I experienced the weekend.
I need them. But she she was I thought you
might have been like odds. That's stupid.
You can't. You're going harder or
something, but she was like sounds like a great idea, fuck.
And then? You were relying.
On I was hoping she would do me a solid and go no she.

(13:35):
Was in on it. I think so.
I think she's just looking around at me for three days or
potentially forever. Or Doing You Solid has been
watching waking you up at night.Yeah, I did.
But yes, I'm doing that and it'sone of those things that it's
happening now and I'll need dicemy bomb and if I raise money for
a good cause, it's worth it. So what happened the first
practise day you went? Oh, so the first day you have

(13:55):
all the. Gear, right?
At all the gear well, I wasn't wearing the gear this particular
day. I just thought I'll go not too
far I'll probably do about 6 miles out and six miles back
just to no, I haven't bare mind.I've never been just to break
myself in no, the seat was too high for a start.
I reached your legs so at all I couldn't like put my foot down
if I was on sure. And then I was going.

(14:15):
I was like I had a bit of anxiety.
So I was like I'm struggling thebreathe here and I was hit in
the hills. I'm like these Hells are fucking
nightmare. I couldn't get up the hills and
then when I got there, I'm absolutely punctured here.
It turns out when I got home, I just about managed.
I was put in the gears for upheld.
I was putting them in the downhill gears and then putting
them in opposite gears and then I couldn't stop.
It was horrendous and I thought this is the worst And then I

(14:38):
went out and we practised Dr Thenext day I was like, I've got
it, I figure out the gears, I'vegot a bit cocky.
It was like nice sunny day. It's like I'm heading down the
coastal path here. Wow, you know, you make me noise
your head. Wow, that's fucking put a bit
of. Cardboard over the back.
I was feeling sick and I was about probably my from the house
from cocky. I thought, you know, I'm gonna
do a jump here and we'll jump upon the curb.

(14:59):
I couldn't jump. I just smashed the front weight,
burst it. The tyre just burst me and all
the gear fucked outside the pub like Calvin, can you come get me
here? I fucked it like and she was in
the little work and came down raging with me and all.
I was standing inside basically my local pub with a fuck the
like on and the glasses and all like Ah, and the helmet's too

(15:20):
small for me too. So I'm sitting there like a like
fucking all right, Lance. And I was just, yes, gondered.
So I have to go out today. I'm going for a run after this
and then I'm going to go out in my bike tomorrow again.
Do you have a man that like helps you?
Like if you when you crash the bike or you break stuff, Do you
phone somebody? Yes.
Who do you phone? I had the I'll go in the
freezer, shout out the freezer in the bike house in Conlig and

(15:43):
he's. Going to get some business out
of you in the next. Couple of weeks.
What was the basic answer? The day?
The day after I. Got to the bed.
I'm sure. My supposed to have it with the
bait. By the day after I got an off my
background going, I'll push the power and he goes I just need to
do a puncture, A perk and he's like, actually, yeah, I need a
fill. You need you've done it like.

(16:03):
A whole new. Bike.
So did did you go on, did you have to go on purchase big or
did the charity purchase? The charity or lend me a bike
and then they're mugging me too because they're like we've got
you 2 bikes, that's why I don't need 2 bikes.
But what if one breaks down? You can just get straight on the
other, you don't have to. Stop.
So you're thinking if one breaks, you go.
Oh well, we'll give it a go. Oh dear.

(16:23):
Yeah, and I got a wee cup of teaor something.
Nice night and a restaurant in the hotel.
So where exactly is one of the Segals?
Belfast, Derry. Yeah, I think so.
So. And one goal.
Yeah, Well, I think we're stopping wherever their officers
are, and I don't think there's alot of officers around there,
so. 100 miles, you're taking 100.
Miles away, yes, over 3 days and.
It's not an ebike. No, it wish it was an ebike.

(16:45):
I wish you go back. Fucking serious calling.
Yeah, I gave. That's my bike experience when I
was a kid. I remember I was playing in the
streets in Hollywood, in the main streets of Hollywood, me
and a man of mine, and there's one bike between US and a local
fella. By the way, sorry, just put
character butlers would be cycling, we'd be on the back.
But that's a local character. He came up this and he was like

(17:06):
and he goes, he put last thing to pay bikes.
They're like now we're eight, mate, we're not and he goes
here, I have one for you. We fell.
He goes to mate. He goes I just fucking sick.
We BMX and I just sort you out and he's like where he goes
haven't got it yet, but we're doing we're stroke.
I mean, we're getting there, so don't worry about it.
And he goes I've won for you as well.
Big lot of fucking electric bike.
They're all a rage now. You don't even have the pedal,

(17:27):
don't even have to use your cabsand oh, thanks very much mate.
And he's just basically call me a big fat.
The same guy that you were talking about just to sell like
kickers, like school shoes at the end of the summer.
And someone in my family is likego down and I give us like £20
or something for bare kickers and you go down and they were

(17:47):
like, just go and get a pair of kickers off them.
And I, I went down and I was like, yeah, I'm size 5,
whatever. And he's like, no, that's not
how it works. And I was like, he's like,
you'll just be getting the kickers.
Like, and I was like, I know, but I'm A5 and he's like, you'll
be getting a pair of kickers. Neither were about my size, but
he could have give me like a man's 12 and you just have to
take it. Off the toilet roll.

(18:08):
You just ban a pair of kickers that's going to be big like.
It's going to be tough, you knowit's going to be.
It's the more I think about it, the more it gives me like a
fuck. But.
You know you have a month. Yeah, so I'm just going to be
out every day. I'm just, I'm actually just.
Christmas. But the worst thing about it is
right I have on the day it finishes.

(18:31):
So it finishes on World Mental Health Day, 10th October, and at
Stormont, which is a mug too, because they want me to go up
that hill, is the last. I'm like, no, there's no way.
First gear. So you'll be like a cartoon,
like you'll get to the very top.I said them.
It's going to be like a Jamaicanbobsled team.
You'll be carrying me up. I mean like just as long as he.
Crosses the coffin. There's the very wall of black

(18:53):
guys, kind of. For there and then that day
we're doing a couple of episodesof the panel show Butler, so I'm
going to be. I'm going to be.
In a bad way, like. Yeah, and worse than usual, you
know, so. Will you do like a bot update or
anything with a picture every day you're?
Happy. Good.

(19:13):
I could sit the GoPro at the back and yes, yeah, I'm going to
be like one of those baboons, you know, at the zoo just there.
It's not really the engagement the way I think we comfortable
doing. We bought a break, I bought a
break during lockdown and draw three games and.
We're talking really racing big.Like a proper big, what was.
It's not racing big. You know what it has?
Racing tyres. 1% hybrid. Hybrid.

(19:35):
Yeah, you keep me right. And I ended up having drove it
again, sitting at my garage justgathering dust.
But we used to do the tow. Puffs.
Yeah. So like drive at the Lisburn
drive back, but one time we werelike trained in a tow puff and I
was we got a carried and we're just going, we'll go get a
carriage. You've been roughly.

(19:58):
Oh, really? 25. 20.
Six. It was like 2526, maybe 27.
But. We were draining down anyway,
we're through with the Lisburn was one of the lads birthdays.
It was actually Gary's birthday.How many of you is there it?

(20:21):
Was like sad and nervous. It was my first spin was locked
down so anything took the sproutthat I was burned when the
offerings got to be carried, satin the park bench, had to be a
couple of drinks and then we were drained back and I still
had like a full 10. So as we were drained down a tow
off, I was paddling and I had a 10 in my hand but it wasn't

(20:41):
opened yet. So I reached over with my left
hand and tried to open it as it was drained.
And as I pulled, I pulled the handlebar and just went straight
into a tree. But I was in front.
I was way ahead of everybody. Else so the next thing I don't
see Miami it's yo when I was. Stuck in the.
Trees, The funny thing about it was not one single no, no, a

(21:05):
leader of the fucking all dropped.
It was just like it was in the trees I guess I was like lads,
they were flying back yo-yo I was like they all stopped like
what the fuck are you doing in there help me up and.
Pull me up and fucking all like Jays all me.
I was like fuck sake, I don't like what you do.
I was explaining that I tried toopen the celebration.

(21:25):
Like what? The fuck?
Don't be drinking. I was just like, get that away.
I'm not drinking on the bike so I'm.
Drinking drive. But like locked down, everyone
was bad pigs and they're neitherjust all land derelict and I
really punctured and everything but and after them where I'm
stand for for training. Camp, why are you doing if I
come there? Because Pete, that's what Pete's

(21:47):
best name. I coach for trainer.
He's ever there. So you just go to wherever the
people are live. Yeah, you're the one that's
moving away. But beach everywhere, that's the
way forward. Yeah, and and they you can
easily walk into the cycle pathsand not know, but they.
Yeah, they are. They they get right away.

(22:08):
So I've learned it very well. They're like, I'm very well
switched on now because they always have a bake over and I
want to go but they there's sickle lanes everywhere so it's
very easy to remote on a big andthey have priority.
They have railway over over bypassers, walking and cars.

(22:28):
So bakes have the main priority on the roads.
So you going over there, do you go there like during the weekend
or? Yeah.
So like I'll do a week, a week there, a week here, a week there
a week. They're easily the week here.
P comes home for a few days. So I go over there for like 5
days. People come here for three days,
I go over 5 days and we just alternate.

(22:49):
Is it known as a boxing city at all?
Not at all kickboxing, but they get, they're not great boxers,
but they're very tough. They're all very like tough,
strong, athletic people. So you can get lots of rounds
and smart and stuff. It's great.
And are you just in the routine?They're not just going over
there. It's a wee bit difficult with
the gym and the chair and Darla working so much fucking jobs and

(23:13):
but you make it work, you make it work.
It's kind of like a handy and you go like though.
Yes, it's not in 10 minutes. That's what he bought.
I know what and he can't reply on Friday and I come home on
Friday. They're playing in Amsterdam.
They play it on Friday there andI came home on Friday and I was
talking to Carbra there. You call that older brother
Carbra? And I was like talking and he

(23:33):
said come down. And I was like, I made a moment
Foxy. It's nice to anger, be nice to
like go somewhere totally different like that because
maybe it's just, I don't know, does some for you.
It just takes you out of your comfort zone a bit or I don't
know, some debt like is when you're in the same routine.
Sometimes it can get. Complacent get like a lot of

(23:55):
people, a lot of failures get complacent.
I think that's one of the main reasons why whenever a Federer
loses, they leave their coach. I think it's nothing to do with
the coach. I think they've just got
complacent and got too comfortable and and they just
leave. They just change things up.
It's breaking up with a coach. Like do you get all nervous
doing it now? I don't know.

(24:17):
I've only done it once, but my circumstances are different.
But I'd say I'd say a lot of people would get a bit nervous
going, like imagine want to tellcoach like, I'm leaving, yeah.
Because then ball. So you're basically hard
bastards. Yeah, so you're basically
blaming the coach. Plus you've got a really good
relationship risk. Yeah.
So how do you do it without spending a decade?

(24:37):
Did you look a wee bit like a boxing coach?
Yeah, for the look of everything, yeah.
Or like the coach. Like the second guy.
Yeah, not the coach, but the second guy.
He's trying to train. It's never boxing his leg.
Yeah. But see, whenever you're you're
doing training, would you be like the old school approach
like a Rocky you watch? I mean, I love that.
Or do you like, no, I'd rather have the most modern, up to

(24:57):
date, like highest quality sort of athletic gyms and training,
that sort. Of way I don't mind like like
boxing clubs are all old school anime mostly if you go to like a
different like if it's not just boxing like you know like
there's gyms that have a boxing club they're boxing bags and
stuff, but they've got all theirequipment.

(25:19):
But a boxing club is usually like holy Chinese, pretty good
like. Yeah, yeah.
Still have that old school feeling, but it's not old.
It doesn't look old, but yeah, it's got that old school
feeling. My home club.
Your home club? Yeah, that's right.
Home of Champions. It is so like when you walk it
like it. It's like a movie walk.
You've never been in the only 20boxing club.

(25:40):
It's like a movie when you walk into it.
Yeah, just like. Everywhere.
The posters up on the wall and all pictures of fights and all
the like. All the history.
Like they've got new gear, they've got some of the really
old gear too. And so noises of it like.
That's why I like boxing as well.
Like there's just respect on it,you know what I mean?
Even from like all the old boys that are still going back and

(26:01):
they're still giving back and training people.
And there's, there's that and I.I we have a duty to get back.
You know, we've been through thesystem.
Yeah, at a week, Trinity. So we've got to give.
Back circle life, that's what works.
Squared circle, yeah. So when will you go to
Sheffield? I'll probably fly over on the
Wednesday, fade on the Saturday,easier to press comments on the

(26:23):
Thursday, way on Friday, fade Saturday.
Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
Do you think you'll get arrestedon the?
Way home. No.
Absolutely not. No, but I didn't get arrested.
I bet I got arrested, but I wasn't charged running.
I was just arrested because I was recording a police officer
the last time they got arrested and he wasn't charged.

(26:46):
David. Yeah.
And and the police actually giveus a left back right to the
fucking. If they go into this, yeah, how
many will you take over a good crowd This.
I think it's like 60 odds going at the moment.
But you'll hear, you'll hear that.
Oh, wow. Because then that's good that
he's not from there either. Yeah, it's not like it's going
to be. But do you like.
Because I remember, do you remember the EUR where Cristiano

(27:08):
Ronaldo got Rooney like sent offbasically?
And then that season, the Premier League, he was like the
pantomimeville, but he loved it.And as a United fan I was like,
this is brilliant because he, heloves that.
Do you say you're say you're fighting the fighter from
Manchester and Manchester and you're getting booed or
whatever, they're all for him. Does that affect you 1%?

(27:30):
Nah, don't think so. Like don't like when I you don't
when you're in the ring, you know from experience don't hear
it. As Guy knows, you don't hear
any. You're like you're in your
cycle. You're you'll not hear anything.
You'll be in the middle, but you.
Just hear the. Like the fucking?

(27:51):
Who would you like to join you? I'll do a video cycle with you.
Is there anyone you'd like to come and join you?
Who would really motivate you on?
See, I don't know because I'm the opposite of that.
Like I could wind up when peopletry to see when I run the
people. Do you like cool, go on and like
fuck up. Would you try my best?
Like leave me alone? Like what are you doing?
Because doing the marathon, people are shouting, yeah, if
you're tube, like, you've still got to do the face of like,

(28:14):
like, I'm smiling like I'm not struggling, Yeah.
And you want to just, like, let your face fall, but you can't.
The people cheering you though? And the worst was the last time
I started did the first leg of the marathon and as it came out
of Stormont, there's this first stand on the side being like
nearly there, I think, ah, as soon as you're out the.
Gates. And they just.
Wanted 6 more minutes ago. But I love the idea of that

(28:37):
person just at like 6:00 AM thatmorning, just physically having
to write that saying like the admin that goes into, but that
got in your head a wee bit. Yeah, I did.
I did. But you know what?
I enjoyed it more last time. You know, enjoyed.
Enjoyed the last one. In the first I didn't.
Do that at your cycle. Yeah, me and the bypass, 99
miles to go daily. At least the Glensheen pass here
flat. But yeah, that's to go over that

(28:57):
which would be good crack like. But I just, what I'm most
worried about is just being sad in the hotel room by myself
afterwards, the sore arsed, you know, just like.
Sore arsed, sore feet. Think about the carb loading
but. I know then I'm sort of a.
Happy time just eating carbs. But when I'm sitting there, I'm
thinking like I'm like a big camel, like I've got all this

(29:17):
stored on me. I could just burn my fat and
then come back all fucking and shape them all.
You know, I'm so I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I've been eaten
wise, like I'm eating like a pro, like I'm an athlete, not a
pro cyclist, just a healthy game, an athlete, just enough.
What's the good? What?
Oh, let me ask you this. What will you eat?
Question for you both. When you finish your fight, what

(29:39):
do you want to eat? And then when you finish your
cycle. I don't know, I just want a big
bath. I think when I finish was like,
oh. But you need something like you.
Can't eat a bath? But I'm just more.
All I can think about is my whole like not getting it.
Like oh fuck, as soon as I'm done I know.
All the actual mental health people at the finish line like.

(30:00):
Maybe on the way home in the carfrom wherever you come from,
just hang your hole in the window.
But I'm going to need the ice. It's going to be awful.
Like I've never like people talking about like fucking piles
and all haemorrhoids and I've never learned any of that.
And already, like I did that longer cycle of the weekend, I
got in the shower and just the water hit the back of me.
That'll be awful. Yeah, that's why I'm fucking

(30:23):
farting in my sleep. My hole is just loosened from
right in the back. There's no no noise, but it's
just. Because you also you don't
really have a way or. Just the wind.
You don't. Have a way out.
I don't have an arse, I have nothing.
I just have a whole. That's why I saw.
Her as a whole is back. Because you don't have the
cheeks. Like no.
The whole is back. You your holes like out.

(30:44):
I've just been doing nearly. Chimp.
Yeah, that's not good. Like it's the whole thing's
awful. Yeah.
I'm going to have to just get a cushion or something.
Just sit in a. Cushion Sit on a cushion cycle.
Skates me, yeah. You can get a nice customs like
a pot, a proper padded seat. I I wanted like a low rider one,
but they were like, no, I can't have it.
You know, you're just sitting down like.
Let's get, let's see for someoneout there who can like Pep, my

(31:07):
big, big. One seater.
Yeah, sure, you could like adopt.
My whole like I can build an extension.
Like A1 seater like this here. You could adopt the mobility
scooter. Fuck, that'll be easy with
another size of 100 miles. But if I get the mobility
scooter, right? Yeah, but gets it like welded on
their bake. Yeah, he has the paddle.

(31:30):
Yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah, that'll.
Be cute. I.
Prefer that. Do what I'm going to do.
I'm going to wait till you're doing the Glens and pass one on
the way to Derry. And I'm just going to drive
alongside you like this. Keep going, Dave.
Yeah. How much you will, you'll you'll
do it. It'll be great.
I think you're drowned and we'llpull your straight out of it.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know how I'm going to be on Saturday,

(31:52):
next day or Sunday. But then, so you should do 100
miles the next day, 100 miles the next day, 100 miles and then
straight to work, Yes, Yeah. What time is the work at?
6 I should be wrapped at 4:00. What time you setting off at?
Early, like before sunset, sunrise in the night, they'll be

(32:13):
going through the night because this is.
Where do you finish? Night Raider.
Yeah, I'll be, I'll need to be like that's only way I'm.
I'll probably end up having to do it consecutively and be like
I can't have any breaks here, like I'm too slow.
Where do you finish? Excuse me, it's.
Part No. Stormont.
All right, you are. From where?
You don't know yet. I think Derry, but they they,

(32:36):
they expect some sort of like, Ithink it's supposed to be me.
I want you to go out the hell I think.
It's supposed to be make a statement because World Mental
Health Day, we're doing this formental health.
You're going to go to be like, hey guys, do something about
mental health here. It's going to be a scene.
They're going to pay me off the ground.

(32:57):
But think of the amount of people that will come together
to save your life when you finish to pay you up off the.
Ground. They're going to follow you the
whole way. Yeah, there's dudes in the van.
Oh, is. There, big wardrobe.
But all I've got is another bike, so if I like, get on it.
Never see what they do in the races like like the Terry France

(33:20):
and all the when the hand the water at the window and the hold
on. Yes.
To the hang and like, cheat a wee bit.
Sticky bottle I'll go far is. That what to do?
The whole lawn so they get like a push.
Remember when Vine was the thingplatform there was a like a
cyclone race and I was stuck in traffic behind it and there was

(33:40):
people just giving out like kindof coke balls of water snacks to
the people who just lived at that place.
Just had a lot of things that were passing the mode and I just
like pulled up in the cardio again.
I went kind of coke case like are you part of the race?
I went no, but I would just likeonly.
Well, yeah, right. Thank you.

(34:02):
What will you do as soon as yourfight tour?
I don't know like. I'm not like I'm not even going
to drink and I'm this time because we're going holiday like
we've a holiday booked. So we had a holiday booked for
September 15th, the crate and obviously the fake got an inch
so I had to change the date tillOctober 4th.
So we'll go meet Durban and Chair go on holiday then?

(34:25):
But you're not get like pizza orsomething as soon as the fights
over. They probably get like knife
like something I would really enjoy would be like like a bean
Indian, like just a big massive Indian and loads and a breath.
Yeah. Spacey Spacey Madras.
I love that. Because I in my head fighters

(34:46):
have and everyone have asked, I'm like, you just have whatever
food be waiting for you after the fight.
You get it straight away. But they're like don't really
work like it. Depends on our own.
I used to be like that, you know, I used to really see over
time and so much see how you start to realise that like after
a fate, the last thing you really want to do is eat near
enough because there's like circumstances like sometimes

(35:07):
your mouth inside your mouth would be caught the fuck, like
he's really caught up from getting hip and then you don't
really enjoy your food then I mean like space.
I love spicy food but I wouldn'tbe able to enjoy it because my
mouth would be cut off me and. Then you have supposed to be
heading the jaws would ask me ifI don't want you.
I. What?
What did you eat after your fate?

(35:28):
What did you do? I don't.
Even think. You have this experience, you
see. But I had all these ground plans
in my head, but then I wasn't I,we obviously didn't have to cope
with. So it's so we were eating
whatever wanted in the run up toit anyway.
Yeah. And.
What's the what's the tricks? A couple wait like see when you
do like, how come people are like, someone watched my Collins
fight there. He's like, I'm much bigger in a
day. Like how can you get like

(35:48):
functional? Water loads Yeah, so there's a
SAS behind water loading, which is like on Fate Week you'll
drink sad metres of water and out there just keep drinking 7
litre water it's very hard and around salmon, depending on the
weight, some people do eat 9 litres but.
And no food. No, you eat food but you don't
eat carbohydrates, you don't eatsalt or sugar.

(36:12):
You'll only eat high fat foods and protein.
So like for example, he'll eat like steak and cheese or eggs
with an every bit of food, fat yoghurt or something snack on.
But you'll drink loads of water say on the Monday and then
you'll pest loads. So you trick your mind and the

(36:34):
believing you're pissing so muchwater every day.
And then the day too, you'll drink 6 litres and then within 4
litres. And then the day before you'll
just cut an oven. So your body still thinks that
there's loads of fluids coming in and.
You're. Pissing loads and you're
sweating loads when you train. Then you just go.

(36:55):
You take every just literally suck your.
Buttock and then as soon as you're on the scales and you've
made weight. Hydrate what you want.
But then how does that be functional?
You know what I mean? So if you're like, I see some
people do weights and they're like, they look like they're
about to die. And then how can you turn like
give yourself the energy and have like the function to
actually go and put on a fight? It's surely you're weak, but is

(37:16):
that the risk you? Take oh, you're 30, you're 36
hours to recover like. Your weight, is that enough
time? Yeah, it's partly same like,
because you have to remember like you're completely fucked
when you have nothing in you. So whenever you start to
hydrate, the energy starts coming back.
You get lacrelates in there, youstart eating, you get
carbohydrates in there. Next thing you know, you're
fucking. I know.

(37:37):
You're kind of in charge of all that for you yourself or
someone. I had AI, had a nutritionist,
Steven Floyd. He's a made of man and he like
he does, he has a master's in sports nutrition, so he looked
after me for years like and seenI have he's he's just learnt me
how much and how much you know exactly what.
I'm doing right, right? So I know exactly you do.

(37:57):
Fast. Yeah, for like a fight.
For mimicking fast like for like5 days.
Did you, how did you find like energy levels?
No. Energy was fine, Yeah.
That's what I mean that it looksbigger to stay.
For me, it was pretty level. Yeah, yeah.
But then like day three, straightforward tough fight is
OK because you're getting there.You're.
Close, that's the way it is withme even like making with people.

(38:21):
How do you do see on the Monday,the Tuesday and you're wearing
on the Friday. It's like the long day see come
Wednesday, Thursday press conference, you're talking no
people like fuck me how you're not fucked.
You're pretty. I don't even you've no fluid in
you, but you're so close to likeget that sick.
Yeah, at the same time. See what I mean?
So yeah, I can understand that. But suppose everyone's

(38:42):
different, like when they're fasting but people are.
I have a friend who just fasts every Monday to Wednesday and
he'll overeat on the weekends sowe can really enjoy his
weekends. But like Monday, Monday to
Wednesday or fast, like a 48 hour fast.
Just water. Just water.
Coffee. Coffee.

(39:03):
Maybe the only thing he drinks. Coffee.
Is he a good neck? Like, is he a good neck?
He's like 40 hours, but he's like fucking he looks like he
doesn't look 40. He looks younger.
Me. I was going to ask you about eh,
so the cycle will obviously put the link for that in the
description and that kind of thing.
But are you, if I was to bring up ATV thing, am I allowed to

(39:27):
bring that up a thing that's coming?
Back, I don't think yet oh, I can say I haven't got clearance
the same right. But if you're talking about
something that I was in previously, yeah, there's a new
series that coming out, yes. And I'm sure a lot of people are
excited about it and I'm excitedas a fan to watch it.
That's good, yeah, but I can't really.
But I don't know if I'm involvedyet in it.

(39:49):
Have you done the? Audition for I didn't get it.
Did you audition for that? Yeah, You know the guy in the
bar where Jerry Adams is saying like, we're going to go to
politics and he's like, fuck you.
Yeah, yeah. But I was important.
You would be most he like you should have been in that because
you're intimidating. You would have been the most
intimidating provey. And Ireland, you see, I think.

(40:10):
I begged my walking up and used to go to a meeting and you walk
into the door and fucking beg tosit there just.
What about you? Say numb.
Say numb, you say fuck all night.
You're fucking warned. Great, great.
You go. Where'd you go?
See, because I've got the bald head, I look more like 1 on the
other side, you know? Sit there, sit there.

(40:34):
See, I was the way. See.
You want to watch? Say I was the hardest thing,
Isaac. I couldn't.
I could not tell anybody. Yeah, fucking believe what I
saw. That yeah, yeah.
I love to be a good player. We tighten that series.
You would be Rhonda. We know, partner.
What is that? Have you auditioned for much

(40:56):
recently you've been doing? Yeah, I did 1.
I did a couple. They're annoying girl so.
What have you balls up them? Like what have you auditioned
for? And then halfway through you're
gone? Why am I doing?
This so there's been a few like what am I doing here?
Edgar's one where the funniest one was.
There's one I thought I got right, so I thought.
I. Told.
Everybody and I'm asking about aself tape.

(41:20):
It used to be you go and do act on edition.
Dave does a lot of them. I do very few of them, but you
go into the room and just sit like S and do the addition.
But since COVID really yeah, youjust tape them all at home.
So you have to like say your name and all the start like Dave
Elliott, who your agent doesn't that kind of thing and then you
do it but just with nobody thereto the camera.
So it's weird to watch. But I did one the one who did

(41:43):
the other days is where I did mybest take of it.
I was like, that's the one. And just as I've done the last
line kitchen door knocks my 4 year olds like daddy, I did a
poo. I think could you give me one
second? But I.
Interrupted. The so like she just and we had
said. After getting the perfect.
And I was like, that was the onebecause he had to do a bit of an
accent for it and all. And I like it.

(42:03):
I can do the accent for on the class that, but what was the
accent? The accent was like a Deep
South, kind of like American accent, sort of like.
A heck but. You know, but I thought I got
this one. So basically I got this e-mail
being like, our director wants to meet you for a chat and he's

(42:24):
like over Zoom happy days, Grant.
So I would then go selfie coffee, set it down, brought the
dog and closed the door. And I was like, right, so how
are you doing? And I'm like, Oh yeah.
So the casting director Kim was like Dave, the directors here
wants to see you do the same. And I say, I don't fucking know
the same here. And like, so you're you're, I
was basically, I was on the phone in a van going to fucking.

(42:45):
Is it? Is it the one you'd already had
you done it and they wanted? It again, so I thought, so this
was like a callback, but the waythe emails worded, I thought it
was like, I got it and I was just going to be like, well,
what, you know, looking forward to the job.
So they're like do the audition.So party auditions like, oh, so
you're in a van, you're trying to move the gears.
I had the hand on the table movethe gears.

(43:06):
My dog just saw the hand going. So he came over to me and
started like thinking I was stroking him.
So I was trying to get him to like fuck off a bit.
What I said there's admitted, but then he was going, so
they're probably watching us going, what noise is this guy
making dog noises? And then afterwards the the

(43:26):
casting director goes, well, howdo you think I went?
And I was like, well, to be honest, he wasn't really
expensive. He was known.
I was talking to the director, don't worry.
Is happening now good than that I was?
Like, yeah, see you later, big slobbery hand.
It was awful. And then, you know, you know
fine well, someone's going to go.
What can you say what it's for? I remember like what it was for.

(43:49):
But would it have been good? Would.
It have been alright, like it would have been before, like I'd
have done like blue lights and some of the other things.
So it probably would have been, you wouldn't have been maybe at
that level, but it was still, I remember that point.
And. Then I got another one.
It was just you're going like the major for me, good news and
bad news. And I was like, right, what's
the bad news? He goes, you know the role you
did didn't get it all right, that's bad news anyway, What's

(44:11):
the good news? He goes, you're in the last two.
So don't tell me and I think. That's fucking the good thing
was it was for like a gangster London gangster, but it was like
based and sort of like working, working class London now.
So they got a dude who was actually the actor of God.
It was like an older London guy,like, like, you know, Annie was

(44:32):
of a different ethnicity as well, so that was nice too.
So I was like, I was really having the.
I I did one for Lena Judy and for the second series that I
loved the show and they call me and we're like, you got it.
You've got the rule you're in and I was with you was.
It we were in a chip shop, I wasthere were we were going to get

(44:53):
chips to celebrate we're. Going to be a chip.
We're Caffeine Nero. Caffeine Nero.
And I just hung up and I went. I got it and you we had a big
hug in caffeine and I went, I got it and I think I knew I got
carried away. I think I said I'd buy the chips
and all. And then and then I like
ordered, you know, one of those ones where I was like everyone
get whatever you want, stranger to me, right, Get extra.

(45:17):
And then my agent phoned me again and I, you know, and I was
like, probably another rolls come in or whatever, or the
suppressed one of me and he goes, I'm really sorry about
this, but the the the phone, theagent of the wrong Sheen.
So like a different actor calledSheen's got this.
It's not you. Well, it's a different Sheen.
And then he beat me to somethingelse after.

(45:37):
That no way he offended test. Game she and Morgan is that
right I. Think it might be I.
Watch We read the lyric last week and watch that.
Watch like a show called In the Name of the Song.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was amazing, I heard.
The tunnel as well, they were very good.
The tunnel was very good as well.
Are you a theatre game? Go to theatre.

(45:57):
Do you wear like? A waves in the theatre she went
that she done all that sure she was like.
Do you wear a black roll neck sweater and all and sit there
like this? Yeah.
I'd be like. Yeah, do we use three glasses on
a stick, darling? You're fantastic, darling.

(46:18):
But maybe the first like before.Like a good scene, maybe the
first class? I would, I, I'd like to go to
theatre more of nothing, not much, but it's brilliant.
Like especially the lyric you can and you can see amazing.
Like there's people who do theatre.
We were like, you're just doing that because you love it.
You know, people who are maybe in TV and movies and stuff, but

(46:41):
they just want to do theatre because they love that like.
Yeah, well, Martin Khan stuff was still, he's obviously still
doing blue lights. No, but he was in that there.
He's on the tunnel and stuff andhe was burning.
It was class. We should like.
Yeah, my, I don't know if I can go back to the theatre for a
while. Yeah, I brought my mum to see a
show and she had a wee bit of a.Pleasure boys, and definitely.

(47:01):
Yeah, she want to support me like you know he.
Calls that going to the theatre,he said.
There was a glass. You wouldn't.
Even want to be bought from. You're the binoculars right in
the wrong way. Shoulder lads, love it, love it
lads, it's fantastic. What did you did your mum to

(47:23):
say? I went it was the owners place
on the side up and we thought wewere in like this, you know,
just where the break of the seats are.
So you get like we want so loadsof leg room where there and
there's this man beside us and he was and my mom went to do
something look like turn her phone off like on the aeroplane
mode, but she didn't. She turn the light on, she the
fucking light on the phone. She trying to bumble all around

(47:45):
it and then. Was a pleasure.
Voice this guy goes, excuse me, your lights on.
She goes I know what do you think I'm doing?
I'm trying to fuck turn it off. And then I was like looked and
then looked at he was like like this and sat back at mom turned
off. That's all right.
That was Martin Lynch. Hang on, though, Never, never
show my face. That's me barred forever.
Sorry, Martin. I don't know this one.

(48:06):
That's trying to do a light showin the front row.
It's not appropriate, Mom. Yeah.
But that was how funny. I always like when I go to
theatre. I go, this is brilliant, I'm
going to come here all the time and then I just don't go for
years. No, it's just that something has
something that I would be interested in.
Like if it's a show that I thinkI'd be interested in, I were
calling, yeah. But other than that like.

(48:29):
You you'd be great doing theatre.
But I do want to just say we didbounce off the Pleasure Boys
very quickly there. Yes.
Like there was a documentary about them last night.
They didn't watch it. A documentary.
Documentary True North about their their visit and what they
did. We recorded it was on like the
half quarter 11 too late for. Me there's ABBC documentary.
True North documentary about thepleasure.
Boy, I was there. So it's on.

(48:51):
I mean, I don't know if it's like that, but I think obviously
it's after the infamous night that blew up social media, but I
think they came back that then they did another gig in the DUP
were outside being like, put those Dicks away and.
We'll, we'll take them away. But yes, I don't know what it's
about, but it's all of that. And again, there's a couple of

(49:12):
the the girls hosting it are like almost reenacting the
photos from like they're like the lads are just yes.
So I think it's getting to know the boys and.
Just like he's talking about now, I had his Dick, so it's
two. There were two Dicks here and
I've gone in between. Like I remember like the cons
were holding in the ring, it wasnot a photo.
It's like, you know, a good. Like only fans.
Only like a sex old and only fans.

(49:35):
With the brave snake in the school.
It's like me and. The wet Bay I'm a bike trying to
hold on, but it was it was it was the IT was the wee old
woman. Like his hair is 1 photo of an
old woman. She's just holding like that.
Actually, I guess I don't think she's the light.

(49:56):
I Remember Me and Willie were inAustralia when that happened and
we saw like all the videos the next day and they're on and
there's just like ten of these dancers on stage, dancers, 20
women, just busy sucking them off.
And I remember looking at Willieand going, What's the show you?
Know. What's this show here?
What's the synopsis of the show?Guys get sucked off.

(50:22):
And. I like the idea if you know if
the ones for the car and sort and she gets like fucking a
dicky tummy from the cream on it.
Oh, I'm lactose intolerant too much.
I don't understand the idea behind who booked that like.
What did the thing we're booking?
Badger Boys, the writers. Thought they're just going to go
and dance, yeah. Why?

(50:42):
You're a fucking guy, a real dancer.
Furious fucking region. Where's the choreography?
And script rope. But they didn't like.
Everybody jumping, right? You fight that we have a big gig
or something afterwards is that we adrenaline dump what it was
like doing like but in the kitchen at Devonish afterwards

(51:03):
like. Like a brush after before a
pyjama. I had a hardener, not one.
I see a folk the rollers flat the very it was not one hard
cat. I don't think they were looking
at the audience like. They're going is.
That's work for them like. Yeah, that's.
They were just getting through ashift, those boys.
Feeling a cable ties on all the train and keep people about them

(51:25):
like. Fucking the blood.
That is the thing, David Friend.Did you make this up?
There was like a few of them cock ring.
It's not on to try to you have acable, keep it nice I.
Thought it was like an industry thing.
How do I know? Irritation on Zoom and his dog.

(51:46):
Peter, your cock looks a lot like a lipstick.
Oh, ignore it, it's not mine. I do.
I want to watch that. We recorded it.
So we're going to watch out tonight, the documentary about
the Pleasure Boys. Have you ever been going to the
last two for like a fight? No, but like you know.

(52:07):
I. Mean like, I mean like a
promoter or manager, I try and solve some things and go, you're
really close here, but they wentwith another opponent that went
with somebody else. You'd prefer not to know we're
in the last. Rather not know, rather just.
Is there anyone that you just you're like, I love the fuck
down box ahead of him? Is there anyone ever to wind you
up being with a face or somebody?
You could be in a press conference but his face just

(52:27):
fuckers. A feeling there's, there's been
a few, but then they've like, it's an act and you know, it's
an act. Yeah, yeah.
Do you know what I mean? You're like fucking.
He's a wagger. Like he's putting that on.
And then in real life, like a normal life, to understand.
So you're like, you want to hit the person, but I really know
what he's like. Would you, would you want more
all Ireland fights? Do you think that'll be like

(52:49):
back on the table? There's a show in Dublin on the
12th of October and it's I thinkit's all Irish titles.
Like all Irish, like they're allfighting Irish people.
I mean for you. For me, I would love to fight
Irish like like an Irish class would be class, but don't think
there's anyone like others. Maybe Pierce O'Leary that would

(53:09):
be interesting. So we have like.
If I was afraid, I would love that like.
Have you won an eye on what it'll be after this fight if you
win this fight? Yeah, well, my manager for me
and says sort of the the winner the the the sort of one another
promotion company of us the winner, the fate a local guy in

(53:30):
Monte Carlo in December. So it's almost like the winner
of that will get the fate someone from Monaco on a massive
shock, massive car in Monte Carlo like.
That is that is that turn aroundDecember.
Did you say you'd go on a weeks notice?
Like if there's no injury, I'm good to go.
Like usually you hurt your hands, you'll take a week off.

(53:53):
Like your hands will be a bit swell up and stuff, but you're
good to go again. Monte Carlo Beers.
Monte Carlo Class Dean McComb. Monte Carlo.
Me has that big parasite 4 billionaires and I'm running
around like a fucking square crew.
Yeah, I went to Monte Carlo on my holidays one day and we just

(54:17):
were in this nice week cafe outside a big fancy hotel and I
was there like also from keepingup with appearances, pair of
shorts of vests, sweating the bed out, just having a having a
pint and these fancy cars come passing it.
They're probably looking at me going up, No?
No, I'd say you look like a bit,you look like a bit like a big,
you're a big Russian like. Yeah, like, just like
Turkmenistan. Turkmenistan.
Like your boy at owns NottinghamForest, don't they, evangelist?

(54:38):
Mcinaris. He's just slung.
They took it like him. Yeah.
You be him. Like you get this.
If you had a town, a white shirt.
Save him her back. If I grew her, yeah.
You could just like. No, you look rich.
You get a tab on his name, yeah.You.
Who is this? What does this bastard done to
me? I'm like, don't worry about it.
You. Sort of.
They actually went halfway. Yeah, I.

(55:00):
Got told off for doing accents so I'm trying to buy by somebody
in a work capacity or like apparently a perpetuate
stereotypes and stuff so. Can we ask?
What was the question? I just asked why it was sweet to
do an Australian accent but not do an Indian accent right.
And then they're. Like what did you say it on
there? What, No offer?

(55:20):
But I just was like, you know, to me, I just didn't get why it
was bad. What if you're doing an
impression of an Australian guy who's moved to India and picked
up the accent? I still think people will, you
know, assume so. I'm just trying not to because
apparently I slide into accents a bit too quickly, so I need to

(55:41):
work on work on myself a bit. We like, we went for.
We were in London at the weekend.
We went for dinner on Sunday. Sunday, yeah.
And potatoes was like, we went in the restaurant, but a group
of family came in and they were like Indian and we were like
fuck it, that's a good sign of Indians come in.
And the restaurant must be nice because I have no origin.

(56:01):
And they sat down and had a big full blown American accents.
I was like, I was like, fuck off.
I was like, Lee Garden and Botanic, Everyone goes there
because they're like, Chinese people eat here, so it's got to
be good. It would be like if I saw you
and like, yeah, like a just buzzy Middle Eastern kind of
place. Yeah.

(56:22):
Or are the Sahara Lions Botanic?If I saw you in a shisha bar, I
go, there's good shisha. Spot here yeah, that's.
Good shisha you don't shisha. Yeah, yeah, I used to live
beside a shisha bar and would goin there and have a good time.
But then I I got fully put off shisha on your stag do and I
will never do shisha again because some boys, some boys in
your stag are stinking right. And we'll call them out this

(56:43):
they're passing, you know, either three plastic pipe.
Yeah. You take it off.
Yeah, but they put this on pass around and someone had dribbled
into it. So whenever I took a thing, I
just. I just I was blowing instead of
something. And I sucked and I just got wet,
cold dribble and I was like, youknow what?
I will never do that again. Just kissed him.
And I'd rather kissed me. Less slobber like.

(57:03):
But it was, yeah. She she's not I, can't I?
I don't did. I've never done.
Don't think I've ever. Ever.
It's not pop, but it was popularfor a while here I.
Don't understand why anyone doesit does it?
Relax yourself. I don't know.
Well, I mean, maybe it was it like people can correct this,
but maybe is it like the precursor to vapes?
Because you want still that sortof fruit coconut?
Is it flavoured? But yeah, but you know what it's

(57:25):
there's a wee bit of pzazz aboutit.
You know you can win these you guys and they bring like the
fancy stuff from the have these calls and it's just something.
To do That's your billionaire name, Pzazz.
Pzazz, but it was that shows. Up in Monte Carlo like.
There was a shisha lounge just called the Shisha Lounge just
about 20 metres from my house. Lisburn Rd.
Yeah, so we went to there and like, it was fun.
We had a New Year's Eve partyingon there.

(57:46):
We've got friends with guys and all.
I need to finish by talking about this.
I saw your legal advice from a parking ticket.
It's beyond that. They say they're taking me to
the High Court, the pastor on the debt collection agency.
This happened in 2021. What's the story here quickly?
I parked at City side, overstayed, kept getting the

(58:07):
letters. You know, I know.
I know exactly. And I said I'm just not going to
do anything about this. Yeah.
And then you, you told me about an e-mail you can send.
The way it's worded, we asked them to see their agreements and
all this kind of thing. Anyway, I did that.
Then this company goes, this is past that.
We're not even there. We're a debt collection agency

(58:29):
working for them. So you've left it too long, the
appeal. But my mate was saying they can
actually take you to court and you if they when you have to pay
their fees. No, that's fake news.
Because you know why there's no debt collecting agency in this
country? We're outside of that.
It's mainland UK. But they can take me to court.
No, no, no. Because what's the word?

(58:52):
What? Not that collector.
There's another thing in America, bills.
There's no bailiffs in this country.
That's not legal in our legal court.
Yeah. Dog apparently Hunter showing
up. But what if that?
What if this Emmy court summons or something, everyone's like,
it'll be fine, it'll be fine. Then I get to.
Cost them an absolute. But then they might make me pay
for. That no, because I you know what
I parked my private car park buttime and have paid and then

(59:12):
they're like, Oh yeah, I'm paid and I say, well, I've paid and
then like not and they've been doing that over and over.
So now I'm not going to and I think you know what I might do.
I might just send we return to sender the next one off them be
like this guy doesn't over here anymore.
But my mates is solicitor and eagles they might make you pay
it. But you know your mate is pussy.
I can't go to gaol. Yeah, over parking at your kids

(59:33):
can. You imagine, Can you imagine the
support of the people, even the people that don't like you will
come up and be like, he's one ofours.
You'd be Deirdre Bartow. It'd be like, yeah.
Why don't you phone daddy and saying you shine that back to
the till parking till the private company because I wasn't
living in that place she was sending letters to you anymore.
But then how would I? How would they know I had the

(59:54):
letters? Just say because of that didn't
see. You know, what you should do is
say, well, you should write a letter to them and say I want to
take you to court. Say say me and my wife of
separate and my wife has only told me now about the letters.
Yeah, go. I'll pay the original amount.
Say I'll pay for a call, I'll send a ladder and I'll tell
lemons and say. No but like I'll pay like the 5

(01:00:18):
LB part. Somewhat some ladder is wrote to
comment is voted on a comment onthe YouTube on the year episode
of me saying that so when I readit out someone has literally
wrote that word by word. Because I sent it and then they
were like, brilliant. But we're not that original
company anymore. Yes, the daddy and she's acting
on on their behalf. So you need a salad to them?

(01:00:40):
Nah. So I need to get in touch with
the original people Smart. Pairs that are smart part or
something. I think these guys are a bit
like vampires though. They can't get you unless you
invite them in, and if you keep emailing them back or skipping
them the invite, they'll keep coming for you.
Or if you don't, you just stay out there.
Dracula. Why don't I just go like the
plans? You will be like, you're going
to be like, you're Julian Assange.

(01:01:02):
You you can you. Can the Ecuadorian Embassy
can't? Get me at the embassy.
Is it me in the bats club and banger?
It's just the men only know women.
My wife walking outside the promlike I don't know.
I don't want to get into troublelike do you want.
They won't. They don't, They never ever take
it to court. But I don't have you ever
actually know what it could. Affect my credit score.
It won't affect your credit score.

(01:01:23):
But the debt, the debt collection agency can put the
debt. What are they?
Going to do what? What?
How much? They can't declare in Asia
because you're 200. And £90 no no.
You don't live, you're not part of the that government.
Says they say. We're different here.
CB you brought a key. Go and see how many cases have
ever been brought to court in the north of Ireland.

(01:01:43):
Be very interesting. But the mate see me is the big
fish like. Big an example already.
Yeah, my Gabriella. My Gabriella here we.
Get jacked up. Yeah, it's great.
Now get the headshot. What did you find?
27th of September. Will this go this week off,

(01:02:05):
maybe the 24th? Oh yes, yeah baby.
What's a fight being streamed on?
The Zone Live on the Zone main event.
Woof and and it'll be at a decent time of night.
Yes, like 10:10 PM. Do a fast ring walk.
Fast ring walk. Because sometimes the fight
supposed to be 10 and then they're walking to the ring,

(01:02:27):
yeah. You've got to be to bed.
And see if they're like talking backstage and all just say.
We're good to go. I'm rally and do me a favour, go
to points. Oh yeah, just finish them just
get it done. All that's why I thought was
happening on Colin fighting He'shasn't I fucked me make hurry
up. I better go to yeah.
And thankfully. He's done a solid.

(01:02:47):
We need you to do a solid. Yeah.
OK, second round. Second round.
Because you can do it, but you're just you're you're like
me. I eat very slow, but I'm going
to finish the meal. Yeah, that's you.
Like you play with your food. I love it.
I just like enjoy it. You're a proper boxer.
Boxer like the technique in the form.

(01:03:08):
You're not bruiser, you're a technician.
Technician. He's a technician, but if he
needs to end it, he can end it. Automation.
No more. No more kitchens.
No more airports to get the boathome.

(01:03:29):
You'll have to get my backy back.
What's more, yeah, you see them.They make you sit on it you.
See them paddle things in the water.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's one of them, right?
Up there and fucking. Davies on his way, mental health
man. Look at my mother.

(01:03:50):
Half of the fuck if I got a backyard, I'm not measuring.
What do you? Think it's going to be going up?
The hell? It's dormant.
You're going to have to keep doing this.
Thanks man. I got me a bet.
See when you get off, Even if you get off after a bit, it was.

(01:04:15):
Like, oh careful, it's like a podcast.
Yes, Thursday, no be shows sort of early next year.
We're figuring out like this week.
So yeah. There.
And yeah, if you can't support the break the cycle challenge,
which yes, is offensive name, but if you support that for

(01:04:35):
Ashwell Health, the link somewhere we'll.
Put the link in there and I'm going to join you something for
some of your cycle. Yeah, but you have to be, you
have to be humble and supportive.
You can't turn up like, you know, all smog and get one.
Of those big old fashioned bigs,I'm sure you have one with a big
massive small back Wheeling. How much would he hit if I took

(01:04:56):
an E bike if I'm alongside him but I'm not pedalling?
Come on, it's not that hard. Go on David, we can do it.
We will be more about there'll be if we got a crew of people
and did one of the pedal bikes, the booze bikes, that'd be
great. Crack.
Absolutely. Bladder.
Yeah, boys, thank you very much for coming on.
You're going to win your fight. You'll you are going to win on
points. But you know, you just, you know

(01:05:18):
why? You just love being in the ring.
I love it, you love it, I love it.
So you're just going to dismantle and he'll have given
up, but he's still boxing. But his head will have gone.
You know what? He's a fighter though.
So you'll you'll get to the end,but you'll give up in the head,
but he'll not give up in the heart.
So you see it that's. How you see it?
Please. Thank you very much.