LazyBoyz Ep.1 Preview!!!

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If you haven't heard the Lazyboyz podcast with Shane, Micky and Willy has gone public and episode one is out today.

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Episode Transcript

(00:00):
Very shiny legs. Thank you.
I'll tell you what it is. OK.
Sun cream. Oh.
I'm sorry. Right, but can I also love
something but the smell of putting sun cream on that makes
you really happy? Because you're strange.
The whole summertime holidays. Yeah, I.
Don't like putting it on? No one likes putting it on.

(00:22):
I don't put it on look at me but.
I should. I feel like I'm admitting defeat
to the Sun. If I put it on, I feel I'm like
Latin nature win. I thought you meant in like a
lie, but like Steve Coogan did. Oh.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I just feel I'm letting nature defeat me if I put some cream
on. So I.
Need you. Well, yeah, I think nature said

(00:44):
you with the heart. Nature kick the fuck on you.
It's called nature tagged in thefuck.
I didn't hear no bell. I'm still.
Here you got 3D by the Lord and Mother Nature.
No worse, all people just still park at the front of the shop.
Don't want to be disabled and peel so burn.

(01:07):
I guess one of those in for a penny.
Here's the thing, years ago, theWoodburn.
I reckon Hitler did a few. Jesus.
Welcome to the Lazy Podcast. 40 seconds in the first time we're
burning disabled people to stake.
Some wacky content. Yeah, we're doing the Witcher

(01:30):
scene of Willy's a Witch. What are those witch trials?
Real. Yeah, you see them which trials
and all that here. But yeah, so that's all real.
It was just like a wee bedtime story.
I thought it maybe it was like abit of a myth it.
Was a lot of myths. No myths.
Which vampires? Druids withered.

(01:56):
So wasn't it that they that theythrew them?
They tied them to a chair and threw them in the water?
And if they drowned, they weren't a witch.
There's not, there's not much, there's not much like happiness
in that defeat. It's lose, lose like.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And if you float then they just
take out and kill you anyway. But was is there, is there

(02:16):
something about the reason that happens because they all
accidentally ingested mushrooms or something?
So there's, so that remember seeing this somewhere.
So all the people in Salem were,there was some bacteria or
something that they were eating or wasn't me.
It was lead poison in the water or something so they all lost
their shit and we're like which?But they're actually just
fucking tripping balls like I. Did not know.

(02:39):
So. They were just sometimes have a
listen to Joe Rogan so. They were, so they were just,
they were, they were a bit fucked up.
And when they realised and they come down, they were like, we've
held witch trials for a few years.
Here I was waking up after. The fear.
Fuck me, they said. It was pure.
What a night. Where'd my wife go?
What's? All these chair legs hanging out
of the water. Oh fuck.

(03:01):
But I threw open a second. I turned my wife in the bath.
We. Have a bonfire here.
Smoke. That's me off.
It had me off. One guy going for the cure.
Folks, this is a new. It's a new Dawn, It's a new day.

(03:22):
It's a new life, but new part. Yeah, certainly we've been doing
it for a little while. You may have seen the very funny
clips that came out of this podcast.
Yeah. But people being like, what is
what is this? What is this?
3 sexy man being funny and I. I won at last.
Yeah, finally 3 white dudes, butfucking time, yeah. 2 1/2

(03:43):
straight white males like I don't mean your size, I mean.
Your size were 4. Yeah, yeah, doing.
You treat skinny we fuckers. Please.
You've lost weight. I look even fatter.
You, you genuinely resent me forthis because every time you get
drunk you bring this. Up it's only when we sit beside
each other I'm like fuck you manI want to sit over here we but.
Every time we get drunk, we had still others leave the room.

(04:03):
He gets right in my face. No, he's like, you've got
skinny. Yeah, you've got.
Yeah. Speaking of ribs, I'm starving.
Yeah. You're eating out while you're.
Telling me. He wore a pair of treasures to
meet me the other day, which he does.
Good that. Just to make it work for it.
The transfer in the wash. But you would you describe them

(04:27):
as like female hippie yoga? Pants.
Would I describe them as funky and fresh?
Possibly. So you're dressing different now
that you've slimmed down as well?
They were also just very comfy. But yes, because before all the
war were jeans that were too small for me anyway.
I've seconded myself of jeans, right?
So if anyone has any gene alternative out there, anything
different from genes, hit me with them, right?

(04:48):
Because it was just wearing jeans, all that.
I don't wanna wear jeans. Anymore jeans again though.
Genes. Thank you.
So your style is evolving as well.
The chinos. Chinos.
Al Pacino's over here. Used to be Gene Rodenberg game
made Star Trek we. How would anybody know that
like? You knew that.
Did you then? Do you?

(05:09):
What a bunch of fucking nerds. Dad Dan doesn't.
Know all the jocks we wrote the marathon?
Fuck off. Set the house, watch a bit of
sci-fi fucking right in your day.
I was. Gonna say Chino de campo and
then use. Yeah, that's pretty good, yeah.
Dan speaks Klingon. Do you?
Yeah, well, he won't. Fuck off.
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(05:32):
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