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October 29, 2025 72 mins

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids take a hilariously chaotic deep dive into how football has evolved — from Sunday League chaos to Pep-inspired tactical revolutions. The lads debate how analytics, player freedom, and “DNA” have changed the game forever, reminiscing about the days when defenders could “absolutely destroy” someone without a hundred cameras watching.


Expect sidetracks galore — from Center Parcs chaos, dodgy camera angles, and “missionary” score predictions to the invention of Crouchy’s Skill of the Week. There’s also a serious football chat about how big clubs influence playing styles, why corners are “ruined forever,” and how long throws are making a comeback.


To top it all off, the boys pitch their next big idea: turning their paint colours into reality… any paint companies out there fancy it?

 

Chumbawamba 


00:00 – Chris’ chaotic intro from the floor at home

02:00 – Sidwell’s “in memoriam” photo mix-up

07:00 – The new time-wasting punishment no one understands

09:00 – Why Brits go wild for corners (and why Crouchy won’t stand anymore)

14:00 – United’s fan who won’t cut his hair until 5 wins in a row

16:40 – Shoutouts and hilarious name readings from Instagram

24:00 – A profound metaphor about “trusting your first wipe”

34:30 – The changing face of football and Pep’s influence

36:30 – Why copying City’s system ruins smaller clubs

38:30 – Club DNA vs Manager DNA – has football lost its roots?

45:00 – Have players lost freedom because of over-analysis?

51:30 – The ‘Skill of the Week’ idea is born

55:30 – The lads pitch a Peter Crouch football training camp

01:03:20 – Why long throws are making a comeback

01:12:00 – The ‘Tancock’ paint idea takes over the podcast


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