September 2, 2025 • 35 mins
Y’all already know what time it is.... Dub is coming in HOT! 💯
👉🏾 Cowboys in Crisis – Jerry Jones trades away the best thing we had on defense, and Dub is DONE with the Cowboys… or is he? One win over the Eagles and Dub talking Super Bowl. 🤦🏾♂️🏈
👉🏾 Micah Parsons Drama – Can’t stop the run? That don’t mean you ship him out! Dub breaks down Jerry’s control issues with players and why it’s the same Dez Bryant treatment all over again.
👉🏾 Arch Manning TRASHH – Hyped up like the next Joe Montana, but Saturday proved otherwise. Deer in headlights. 🗑️
👉🏾 College Football Smoke – Alabama looking shaky, Colorado takes an L, and Dub keeps it real about Coach Prime, accountability, and why they’ll bounce back. 🦬
👉🏾 Boxing Talk – Bud Crawford vs Canelo Alvarez! Dub talks power, chances, and messy boxing politics. 🥊
👉🏾 Life Talk – Savage Tigers, side chicks, rappers dating the same women, and why Adam was the first snitch. 😂
👉🏾 TRASHH of the Day – Alabama, Texas Longhorns, and Colorado Buffaloes all stamped with the TRASHH this week. 🚮
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What it do? Everybody? What it do? What do it do? Y'all?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Come on in man, work on took the Bubble Dub
Show today, Yeah, Monday night, Labor Day.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I had a hell of a weekend in case y'all
didn't know.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
But before we even getting to this weekend or what
go dig or what transpired? Go ahead and hit the
light button for your boy. Yeah you on the live
right now. You ain't got nothing to do with Monday night.
You're ready for me to bring the laughter. You know
I got you. We gon'n hit the light button for
your boy, dog head, and hit the subscribe button. Also
while you're here, gone subscribe you subscribing everybody here?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Bullshit? Ask childel you can subscribe the mind.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Make sure you keep your notifications turned on two when
you're over here on the Bubble Dove Show. Here y'all
talking about today now last week, I know y'all been
waiting for me to come out here and talk about
the moves the uh tells from the crib face having
as Jerry Jones did. But let me be real with
y'all to night, I'm sick. I ain't slepting three damn nights.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Jerry y'all, What the whats going on with you? Why
would you trade the best thing we had going on defense? Dout? Man?
I wish I was in front of Jerry, y'all.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Right now, I come right down the side to my
pot and the t o I from my damn Riley.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I come right down to Guy Meddle with bow right
in your face.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Fam, blood everywhere you looking like white ass.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
There we're it right now?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
The hell going on with the Dallas Cowboys?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Y'all?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
You get Rially the best thing we had on defense, y'all.
Just Michael Parson can't stop the run this day, this
that this, we know.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
We know Michael Parson can't stop the run. But that's
just like me because.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I be coming fast. But is that gonna make me
start having six?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Hey on?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
But you expect us fans to be okay with this ship.
We're not okay, fam, We're not around. We're not waiting.
I'm telling you right now, I'm gone. I'm in Niagara
Falls right now.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Fam, I'm with god Boy. Fan's gonna be a long
mother fucking you.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Ain't no need for y'all getting in the backyard, Bobby
Cue drinking beer out my Meskans are wearing no Mischigan.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Jordans and god damn Piniogle's and all that, and now
lead that ship.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Boy, sit, save your money this year, essay, Save your
damn money, Dallas Cowboys. I had high hopes. I said
we were gonna go twelve and five. Not let's reverse
it five and twelve. It's where we're going this damn here.
We're gonna be losing every damn game. That gonna have
(02:44):
four five hundred yard passing.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Every damn game. But I keep wondering, why God keep punishing.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Me though, while my cowboy got to be sorry every year,
while my cowboy can't get past the first round? Why God,
why we possed to be America's team but we can't
seem to do right? Why Because our owner, Let's be
real with y'all today, our owner, Jerry Jones is a
bullshit ass owner. And I'm being honest. I can honest
(03:13):
as I can be when I say that they gonna
like players who talk back. They gonna like players.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Who god damn got.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
A mind over their own. They won't play us. They
can control. They control. Mike couldn't control Michael Parson, so
he got rid of it.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Same way with dads.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Brian couldn't control him. That nigga got an attitude. That
boy's hitting your COMMI on nigger ones who play along
Jerry Jones take care of I'm just keeping your one
hunded Michael her love to death. That Jerry Jones boy,
Emmy Smith, Jerry Jones boy. You see how you see
how Jerry Jones tree ape men.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
He ain't he ain't. No, yes, ma'am.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Why because the white white can't talk? The white y'all
want the real Damnit. I'm gonna give you a real
on the bubble Dub show. They don't like it. As
soon as a young black man this right, you start
speaking up for himself, same way they did with Lamore
(04:08):
Jackson when he would representing himself during contract.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
See, they didn't like it. They said everything they can say.
You're trying to throw it out, trying to make it
like he was the problem. But in the end he got.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
The money, money, make the world go around, dollar dollar
bills out. Now it's a Dallas cap for a fan
that I was. I'm no longer with them something, I'm gone.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I'm gone.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
You can't cigar period right now and think that y'all
are going to the playoffs. You can't possibly sugar print
think you're going to the playoffs or you're moving in
the right direction now truth he told yes, you got
two first round draft picks. You got Clark, a man
that supposed to can stop the run. But we need
to get to the motherfucking quarter back. We just gave
Bland ninety two million dollars. That's good, but that motherfucker
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gonna get burnt the first this game of the season.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Do y'all know what we got game anymore? We got
Rocky bye Board.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Eagles, give your kid Eagles, Kevin Hyt Eagles, Michael Blasting,
That's who we got the first game Thursday night coming
up this week. We got to beat badass Eagle super
Bowl champion sipping served ass Hursts this Thursday night.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
And you take our best pass rusher away from us.
Now no longer on the team. Gone, how Now we
gonna get the Hurts.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
They got a J Brown, Deft Smill card it brush
the most of all. They got that bad ass Saint
Corn Barkley. This shit can get ugly in game one.
And I'm gonna two men, you mother fucking rite.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I can't wait. I wouldn't brought me a little cow
even though ain't no cowboy fano more, don't about me
a cowboy horse fish. I went to at b got
me some raives, briskly commute little.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Tegos to beer, said, got one a little side whole.
Make me some warm potato salad.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I baked beans with the with that ground me here
and fam. Yeah, we're doing this shit different.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
And I ain't just regular baked beans used to eat
when your barbecue no more. You know, we're putting crown meat,
were putting brown sugar that we putting mustard in the
in the baked bean. Now, oh, us niggas getting created.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
We get created. Baby here, that's what we're doing now.
Some of y'all who watch, you know I ain't lying.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
So I got besides you make me take a salad.
I got the baked bean with the meat and all
this and that. I got the real I got.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
The brisket, and I got the chicken. You know, the
chicken might have a little bit of blood, and god damn,
it's gonna be fire.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yo. I'm biting everybody over us. Thursday night, if you
in the age town, pull up.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
To the cribs. Your boy, pull up to your crib.
Thursday night we down here in Age Town. Be a
party in my crib.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Cowboys season, Baby, I'm tuning in, locked in, I can't wait.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Kill.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I know what I'm saying right now to y'all today.
I know I'm telling y'all ain't with the cowboy no more.
But if them motherfucker somethingow beat the Eagles, y'all want
y'all ain't going here the last of.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Me because at the end of the day, you are
the Super.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Bowl champions, Philadelphia Eagles. But that shit would last year.
It's a new motherfucking year. And I just left a
booo lady.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
And she prayed for me. Commute that. Cowboys going out
all the damn wait this shit, do you hear me?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Cowboys going all the way this shirt besides Jerry Jones
old grass hopper face having ass, race car track face
having ass, Long John silver Shrimp nose having ass, I'm hurt, y'all.
I don't know which way to go these days. I'm
out of me and I don't know, But I can
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tell you one thing though. You can't get rid of
of a generational talent like Michael Parson he was the
motive to our defense. We knew the quarterback, knew they
had two to three seconds, look and get the ball out.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
We gonna have that no more.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I guarantee your motherfucking quarterbacks gonna go back there and
go camping. Boy scout had, motherfucker, that's how much time
they gonna have a back, they gonna go camping. I
guess don't understand in the NFL no more man as
an owner, and I'm talking about Jerry Jones and fans,
we continue to take the bullshit that he continued to
(08:47):
try to make us eat each and every year.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I'm not eating it no more, Jerry. I don't see
your vision no more. Fan.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
You know you're old now, Bruh. You're old, Jerry, and
you can't see the thing that you used to see
in the nineties. You know what I'm saying, early to
die you. You ain't been singing for a long motherfucking time.
Fam Let's be real, you ain't been singing for a
long time.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
You're old.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Hell, Steven old, y'all need to turn the organization over
to the grand boy.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
That you thought that was gonna be a quarterback.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Neim oh way too many dogs just the rumor they
are sitting around waiting on arch.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Man, the nephew of Peyton Man, eve I Man and
grandson of the late of the great watcher man.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Orisch Mannan played Ohio State the other night the other day,
matter of fact, one of the most televised college football games.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
In a long time.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Not only did Rschman with the bed rs manning and
as as a as a as my fans as a
group that's watching collectively. I want all us right now,
as I'm saying this shit right now, I want all
of us to do this collectively while y'all laughing, because
you know what's happening. I need everybody say this with
your boy look digging the camera when you do it,
(10:12):
make sure don't spit when I come out of my mind,
because you know I'm full of passion.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Goddamnit, usman.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Trash.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I'm something that trash all that shit they Gonne got
on TV and talked about talking about here next Joe
Mon telling him I beat damn.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
He looks scared like a durn the here lights tell
me I'm lying. He like a durning here light.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
He looked like he wasn't ready for the spotlight that
was put on him Saturday night thurday morning.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
He like he was ready, didn't like he belonged to me.
That's all I'm saying, y'all.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Y'all put so much hype because he a motherfucking many
that don't mean shit, because your uncle and your uncle
they don't want some that don't.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Mean you gonna be some shit. My daddy was a
real nigger.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Me, I'm gonna snitch, nigga, big thug, big tager tail
ain't got shit on me. Gotta watch out for people
like big Rat, big thuggle, big tiger tell I don't
give a damn.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Gotta watch out for him.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
They try to tell you, they try to tell you
everybody else snitching. They try to tell you everybody else
ain't solid. They try to tell you all other things
that's going on in the world. But the whole time them.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Niggas feel it. How them niggas tealing, Well, see if.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
They were just came out like me to be a
real man and say, look, y'all, you ain't got a
worry about no tapes coming out by me snitching or
hearing about me snitching. I'm telling you to your faces,
I'm talking nigga. Look who's talking like and John Shabot
Volume three. How you gonna get on the phone and
(11:58):
call other men until men don't rock with this guy,
this and that, even though I feel like I jumped
the gun, but it's too late. Real men apologize with
me wrong. That's what's wrong with us right here today.
When we're wrong, we gonna know how to tell somebody.
You know what, man, I apologize, bro, I was wrong
for what I did, or I was wrong for what
I said. Nah, them kind of men, they raised other
(12:20):
men like them.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Now I'm sorry. Something just come into the world and
do the same thing they follow us doing. But we
got to stop this shit.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
I like what's going on right now in the world.
Right now, everybody is on your big Tiger Tale ladies.
Oh it was gone and yes, Donald took the stand
and said yes, ma'am. Donald took the stand and said, yes, ma'am,
Yes he did. But he didn't do what tatle Tale did.
Tattle Tale was in.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
That motherfucker talking a little too.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Motherfucker must for me now, all the rappers in Atlanta,
it's talking hself for wife and Luci and.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Future and Jeezu young job our cast in twenty one, savage.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Little baby, rest them snitch. But y'all, man though, man,
this dirty christ snitching man, snitching men going on since
the bobble. Y'all, didn't Adam snitch on Eve to God?
Didn't Adam snitch on Eve to God? He said, God,
this woman you gave un to me? Hold on, fam, God,
(13:30):
I gave you a woman. Fam Here, you is telling
me the woman I gave to you a re update.
I took from you and made you away. Man, You
telling me she made you eat of a forbeating fruit
that goes on right now to today.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
A lot of you women out here trying to give
us some.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Salvage the job that motherfucker ain't worth when it used
to be worth. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. When
it was tight, it was worth something. Now I got
motherfucker loose like an old boat on a ninety five
Ford Bronco. You know that motherfucker trash. But you're trying
to tell me. I need to buy you a pag.
(14:10):
I need to take you out to eat. I need
to put you in the big high I need to
put you in the nis car. I need to put
you in diamonds in for n.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Not putting you in your funky ass and no diamonds
in fur bit. You got savast vagina. I can't send
it for what the prize that you want.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
You're telling me you want a thousand and four, But
you and our both know that motherfucker worth a quarterlid.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Fellas you're bringing home savage tigers. Fam.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Oh she pretty. Oh, she got a ass. She got
a lot of things right now that she bought. But
when that motherfucker get fifty five, that shit breaking down.
That's why I'm telling you right now today sadest niggers
and a lot of these rappers, they girls that's already
passed around. That's what made me think the rappers like
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other mensus being.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
You know your preference, you can gave you gay. I
ain't got none of your gay. Look gay. That my
uncle gay, My uncle gay. They say that nigga head
game off the chain.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Boy. I went to visit my uncle the other day.
Nigga was four cars line up over there. Well, I
thought Lee Daniels was in the motherfucker. But you know
that sually looked like they look like Lee Dang.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
I ain't no. I'm just saying that's just what I
seen at the end of the day.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Though, it's a lot of bs going on, like the
rappers keep dating the same girl, a lot of y'all
dating the same woman.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I don't get it, man, I don't want who you
want thought. Do you hear me?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
I don't want who you want. I want a motherfucker
who ain't been touched.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Do you hear me?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I want a motherfucker who ain't had this. Motherfucker y'all
be wanting every girl that passed around this marther buy
you just starting to look suspected me, fam, That's all
I'm saying that, y'all.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
It's a lot of bullshit going on in the world,
and we got the chicken. Now back to ritsch Maggan seventeen.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
I got thirty one hundred and seventy passing yard one
TV one interception. Watch Maggan didn't do his motherfucking job.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Now. Do I think it's the end? Neffer?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
I think I believe any player can redeem themself. It's
in it's in his blood. He can redeem myself. But
I just want the people who throw shots that got
other players and talk down on them when they have
bad games. I want y'all to do the same thing
to a ors Mannan because y'all thought that motherfucker was
gonna come out there.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
And light it up.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
He's a man, but at the end of the day,
he's human. That's where we forget to forget all the time.
And I'm talking to myself about a lot of these players,
and they gonna have good games. They're human at the
end of the day. We can want it all we
want for him, but they got to really want it.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Now. It moves me to my second team, Alabama roll
tied trash.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Ain't shit been good in Alabama. Shit, y'all whooped them
white folks ass on that boat. Tell me I'm lying,
y'all cursed when you niggas throw I swimming. See, niggas
can't swim, but niggas with nigroes were swimming that day,
cross the water and got got the.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Water and whooped them white folks ass.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Mar Luther King was rolling over his motherfucking graves smiling
like a motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
That's what the glat great Martin Luther King was doing. Y'all.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Negroes finally waking up and y'all finally fighting together. Oh
it was a beautiful thing. What black people were doing
down there in Alabama. I'm not boys, she ain't. I
got white friends right now today, down there in Alabama,
they called me every Monday, we get on the phone
and we have a conversation about that ass whooping from
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black boys. Put on them down. Now we'll talk nothing
but with respect after that ass whooping. See, I used
to call me Doug, but now when they call me
Monday morning, they called me mister Cherry. You see, a
good ass whooping will hold some people in life. Alabama
been taking the ass whoopings ever since Nick Sabers ain't
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been the head coach no more. That's real, damn talk.
We talking about Alabama. We talking about one of the.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Best colleges organizations elf.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
They're getting the ass toe up each and every week.
They lost to Florida State thirty one to seventeen. You
can't stop the run Alabama. Everybody used to want to
go go Alabama. Ain't nobody rushing to go to Alabama
no more. Fan, That's all I'm saying. We look at
Alabama now and how we look at JUCO colleges like TJC.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
I'm just being real. DJC got some of the baggers holes, elf.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Ef You ever been on Tyler of Texas, Man, get
in the comings right now, throw your hands up like this.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
You ever been in Tyler, Texas. That's tj C.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
That's a little old chi cottage of the entire of Texas.
You know, I'm from all to Texas. You know, al
too ain't got no hold. Al two ain't got no hold.
So we used to have to go with Lufkin and
Nack Jacksonville a little bit. Then you make your way
on up there the tire. Yeah, Toddler Texas is what
they call it. Yeah, we used to hold to the campus.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Tj C.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Holes everywhere, never seen whole from all over, And they
want to get nice.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
For a piece of change. Ain't I do God change?
Ain't I do God change? Now?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
I know y'all probably seen me over the weekend getting serious,
getting serious.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Know y'all seen me over the weekend.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
I was out in them with Colorado Friday night with
my good friend well, my mentor coach.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Prime Ranging ranging at the game.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
A lot of love, lot of atmosphere, Like I mean,
the atmosphere was just crazy going on out there at
the game. But truth be told, man, they didn't get
the motherfucking job done. Ain't Coach Prime know they can
get the job done. So I see a lot of reports,
I heard a lot of saying about coach coaching. But
let me say yeah, because y'all wasn't in the locker
room after the game with Coach Prime.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
I was in there.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
He here everybody a counter from itself to every coach
to every mother can player accountable for for the way
they played that game? Right there, I can tell you
why the boy lost that game. They in Colorado, they
had the creby this pilight is on them.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Oh they good. They feel like they can beat Georgia Tech.
But just what just on paper? But you got to
go out there and do what motherfucking job though. That's
all I'm saying. They gave up autumn five hundred yard
to Georgia tick.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
I thought that quarter back with Marcus Marrio, and y'all
know coach Brown don't cuss.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
He almost cussed. You saw him on the child line.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Coach Brown don't cuss, but he almost cuts defense the line. Try,
ain't woof of damn linebackers non existence. Now let's get
to the quarterback. Slaver now missed a ton of throws,
miss the ton of throws. But at the end of
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the day, we make mistakes, don't I said, Oshman can
redeem itself. Well, this quarterbacker can redeem itself as well.
Now y'all being hogged on Coach All. They lost well,
little Cougar players. Coach Brown lost with your door. Travis
Hunger the.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
The Heisman. Travis Hunger won the Heisman.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Shallow on the defense, Jimmy Jimmy, I can't think of
my partner nine right now, Jimmy Horn Junr. The other
can't think of the other tower bright receiver. Coach pron
lost a lot of ton of players in the draft.
It's not the same team, but they Sugar won that
game Friday night. I feel like Coach Prime and the
team they will be okay.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
But he got some work to do.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
I think he go for the challenge. He went out
and got. He still got past Shrum the offensive coordinator.
I don't like his motherfucking play Colin. I ain't gonna be.
I'm gonna be. I don't like his play calling. What for, damn,
we got to move the ball up and down the
motherfucking field. Fan, Now you've seen the run game was working.
You were, you were killing with the run game.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Then yet got away from it. Now, boy, he's running
the damn ball.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
But like I said, Coach Prime hold everybody to counting,
so he holding hisself for Cauntble too. I know y'all
was talking about the clock management. Coach Prime know he
got to do a better job, the clock man. Coach
Prime Dessert. He I talked to him a lot. He
want he want to be excellent. He want to be great.
So I don't think because y'all see in all the
time on TV.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
He's prime time. He supposed to be on TV. That's
what he's supposed to do.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
But he subst to kirgisis he know he know I
ain't gonna get on this motherfunk show and sugar coca
motherfucking thing. He know he needs to coach bug You know,
the coaches know Marshall Falk always got on the one
sap and the other defensive court nigga. They all know
they need to coach Bugger and they will. I most
definitely think they're coach Bugger. But Friday night they didn't
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do a motherfucking job. They can't do a mother fucking job.
Spec Begger from the Colorado Buffalo this week.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
I do, I really do.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
I believe in coach. I believe in coaching and making
the right decisions that he needs to make. Now, I
don't know if obager right quarterback, because they got juice
you over there, and I heard a lot of people
talking about you. We don't know, but we were gonna see.
Because I can't see coach keep going losing the next
game and then this game and keeping the same unpucking quarterback.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
I can't see it happen me. I'm not going, God damnit,
and I'm losing. And I got a motherfucker on the men.
Everybody telling me I need to play for them. Come
get your ass on the field and show me what
you can do.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Because I'm coach Prime, I got the spotlight, I got
all the sponsors, I got all the followers, I got
everybody in the world. I can put the light on
your ass. But can you shine with the light on you?
A lot of people can shine with d Can you
shine with the light on you?
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Same way.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
I keep talking to you all about my partner, Buddy Crawford.
The light is on him, bigger Thinggi's ever been in
Bud Crawford life right now, man, he's fighting Canelo Average,
the Great Miskan Hope. That's the last thing no motherfucker
Miskican's got right now is is Canelo average? El Choppo,
don't Roan Garcia, don't day Little Hoyer, Don't all they
(24:53):
got right in pit Bull, don't all they gotta get.
All they got right now is Canelo Average. And the
spotlight is on our young brother, Bud Crawfild moving up
two weight classes to fight a motherfucker who was known
for taking sterods. Let's just be real. Vanelo was on
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that ship and y'all fucking know what. Oh my meat
was contaminated? Boy stop, boy stop? Are you moving up
two weight classes to fight Canelo Averred? A world champion,
a motherfucker who beat Gonadi glofkin shit. Crawfeld got his
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weight cut off on, got his work cut out on.
But I think Crawforld can pull it out, y'all.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
I do. Oh.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
I think Crawford can pull up crawfl But Crawfeld can't
take one of them punches. I mean, not flushed like
y'all talk to me now, but I'm talking to y'all.
Crawfeld can't take one of these punches, y'all. Not like
like Crawfolpin took some punches that last boxing match that before.
Oh boy mag. He can't take the same function as
he took against him against Caneloanella gonna knock his ass.
Shot shot out to my pot nigger Charlot brother. You
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know what I'm talking about, family, I was at that fight.
He was doing your thing. When you want to do
your thing. When Canelo hit you and your motherfucking fore head,
fam you quit.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
You know I ain't lying. You get survived the rest
of the match. That's all you did. You ain't gonna
fight no motherfucking more my grain. I know you did.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Cannello hit hard, boy, Canello hit like that stood to
knocked me out a couple of months ago, y'all. I
ain't not nothing to about it. Yeah, I yeah, I had,
you know, went to a fan you renion and shit.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
You know what I'm saying. I'm dub. You know, I'm
feeling myself. I'm bubba dud.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
You know, I see some nods. I'm I'm gonna shoot
my shot, Nigga, my shot wet right now. I'm like
still curved when it comes to your ship. Now I'm
shooting my shot, but I ain't no shouting. You know
what I'm saying, sh short hair, stud, you know what
I'm saying. And you know I'm at the Domino table,
talk shit, franking. You know what I'm saying, talking my ship,
nigga cappin bit bit ten thirty thirty thou man, that
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motherfucker stood, come out. I nowhere manging like to be
hitting in my ear and shit, because I couldn't hear ship, bro.
I just know my shit was ringing, Bro, And I'm
looking up. You know what I'm saying. And you know,
and you get you ever got big up, you ever
got stunk? It's like everything slow down to your family
and and like, and it happened so fast, but it
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seems so slow. And I'm looking up at this motherfucker stood, Bro,
and this motherfucker had on the number three Jordans.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
She was.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Just stomping the fuck on my face, bro, like real talk.
So I'm bleeding shit. After the fight with I'm bleeding shit.
Everybody asked me, I'm all right, and we get you
know what I'm saying. They got her over because they
restrained her from me and shit and I remember just
grabbing my motherfucking phone, man, like this, I just grabbed my.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Phone, bro, And.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
I don't remember dialing now on one, but I guess
I did that number one because the police got there. Now,
when the police got there, y'all, shit went mayhem Like.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I couldn't control myself.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Once the police got there and got getting between us, Bro,
it seemed like I was popa can sailor man, like
I took some spinach or something. Bro, I turned into
the incredible hook when the laws got there, Bro. Man,
them folks at to end up tasing to me and
calm me down.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Bro. But but the truth, the truth got got there.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
I wrote a statement let him know that I was
jumped because I really truly believe it just wasn't her
to hit me.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
It had to be somebody else to hipp her. Because
I'm a man at the end of the day.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
I'm not a very big man, but I'm a man
dog and I'm I consider myself to be a real
a real nigga dog. But I don't know what her
somebody is did. But I know, like she, Bro, I
couldn't hear dog like bro, when she hit me. You know,
I always when I talked, spit come my bro, Spit
went every damn without my damn mouth. I had, you
(29:05):
know what I'm saying. I was, I was hurt, but
you know, God get the last say so in this
and we go to court Wednesday. M hm yeah, I'm
sewing absolutely showing for three hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
(29:25):
Then the damage so I had to go to the hospital, y'all.
I told you, Cope that went up to eighty dollars now.
Cope used to be thirty dollars, cop eighty dollars now,
So I had to go to Thirpy and shit. Uh
after I couldn't record a couple of times, y'all. While
I was like a week before I could record because
my hearing was messed up. I wake up Cole sweats
(29:47):
at night. Having nightmare was about the retaliation she would
do with me by me putting her in jail and
pressing charges and suing her. I feel like she got
a hit out on me. And I'm just talking to y'all,
just telling y'all just because we're family and I know
y'all y'all care about me, and I carry about y'all.
(30:07):
You have stood trying to do something to me. Y'all, Ah,
I'm getting I'm getting threats in my DMS from from
from from from people I ain't never heard of my life, man,
and I'm fearing for my life right now. Behind understood.
She she's an X cryp and man, I just need
(30:29):
to prayer. I don't even want to talk about it
no more. I'm scared. My family is scared for me.
But if you're watching this show, then you know it's
being presented by Prize Picks. Real talk down below. Trash
putting my promo code trash. You put five dollars in,
you get fifty dollars. You know, Thursday night is Thursday
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(30:51):
to get rigid. Y'all better put y'all picks in. DM
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We're gonna get this money together this year. And guess
what if you can't watch your show, Hey, I'm on
Apple Podcast, I'm on Spotify. Type in the bubble d
Up show and give me a listen. You can hear
me every morning, every noon, every evening, every night. Oh well,
on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Man, let's run the show
(31:14):
up football season starting this Thursday, y'all.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
I can't wait. I know y'all super excited.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
September the nineteen through the twenty you can kiss Me
at Atlanta Comedy Theater.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
It's going down on the twenty first. You can kiss
me and Danga Floiga d A n I A Florida.
Drag them tickets.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
I will be in Chicago September twenty eight at the Improv.
Drag those tickets right mother freaking now. It's the light
button right now, man, we have over twelve thirteen hundred
people on it one time. Ain't no way, y I
should have over one hundred likes I should have over
a thousand likes right now.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
So just what we're doing Monday night. Just what we're
doing right now.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
So for Monday night, y'all were making our predictions right now? Yeah,
I want you getting to come in section right now.
Give me y'all predictions. Who y'all got going to the
Super Bowl this year in the NFL. Who y'all got
right now? Make your picks now, don't lie, keep you
a buck. Who you got going to the Super Bowl
(32:14):
in the AMC I got the Buffalo Fields.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
In the NFC.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
I got the defending champs again, Philadelphia Eagles. I got
them going back to back to I see got I
seek the picks right now, Commanders, Okay, I see the Ravens.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Go back, Teasley.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Now you know damn where the Cowboys ain't going nowhere?
Don't dog dog, don't come on my show with that bullshit.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Doug and the giants. Y'all know damn whether giants ain't winning.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Shit, y'all being let off the hook. You know, New
York used to have the most rovers. New York used
to have the most rat The motherfucker them migrated down south.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Now there in that lamb. Even them punks dying there telling.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Say, boy, they ain't winning shit. The punks telling y'all
keep talking, them punks, some boys talking.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
They ain't been quiet no more. They ain't staying in
the closet no more. They're talking trash. Other day. Our
little Bama takes it long on trash. Try the ride
(33:42):
or buffal Lord trash. Get they add next week.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
I know that.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Y'all heard of Coach Bryn. Don't you shake my hand,
give me a hood. We found.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Man, Thank y'all, for Tula and then tonight's show. It's
going down Thursday night after the game Cowboy versus the Eagles.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
You could turn it in right here.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
After the game, I will be going live, give it
my anglest on the game.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
And I can't wait. I can't, Mother, can wait, because
if the.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Dallas Cowboy winning, I'm to make my prediction on the
game right now. I got the Eagles winning thirty one
to seventeen. I gotta be a real and on the show.
I can't be fake, gotta be real. But if the
Dallas Cowboys somehow beat the Philadelphia Eagles, I can't do
(34:46):
nothing but think Super Bowl. And I want y'all mother
to say it with me. Cowboys beat the Eagles.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Man, I can I can see Jerry right now holding
up the trophy, just holding up the trophy, man, just
shaking like a motherfucker. Somebody gonna have to help Jerry
Jones hold the trophy up if the Cowboy win like this,
but he gonna be shaking like a motherfucker. Boy, I
ain't bullshit. God damn, Jerry gonna hold that motherfucking trophy.
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Boy got them gonna be one of the greatest days
of his motherfucking lie.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
I know it'll be on my life.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
The Cowboys ain't one shit. In ninety five, Easy was alive.
Oh I pee Easy when Cowboy won the last Super Bowl. Man,
that's been a long time, y'all. Thank y'all for tuning
tonight so piece and blessings them out.
What it do? Everybody? What it do? What do it do? Y'all?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Come on in man, work on took the Bubble Dub
Show today, Yeah, Monday night, Labor Day.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I had a hell of a weekend in case y'all
didn't know.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
But before we even getting to this weekend or what
go dig or what transpired? Go ahead and hit the
light button for your boy. Yeah you on the live
right now. You ain't got nothing to do with Monday night.
You're ready for me to bring the laughter. You know
I got you. We gon'n hit the light button for
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while you're here, gone subscribe you subscribing everybody here?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Bullshit? Ask childel you can subscribe the mind.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Make sure you keep your notifications turned on two when
you're over here on the Bubble Dove Show. Here y'all
talking about today now last week, I know y'all been
waiting for me to come out here and talk about
the moves the uh tells from the crib face having
as Jerry Jones did. But let me be real with
y'all to night, I'm sick. I ain't slepting three damn nights.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Jerry y'all, What the whats going on with you? Why
would you trade the best thing we had going on defense? Dout? Man?
I wish I was in front of Jerry, y'all.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Right now, I come right down the side to my
pot and the t o I from my damn Riley.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I come right down to Guy Meddle with bow right
in your face.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Fam, blood everywhere you looking like white ass.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
There we're it right now?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
The hell going on with the Dallas Cowboys?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Y'all?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
You get Rially the best thing we had on defense, y'all.
Just Michael Parson can't stop the run this day, this
that this, we know.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
We know Michael Parson can't stop the run. But that's
just like me because.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I be coming fast. But is that gonna make me
start having six?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Hey on?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
But you expect us fans to be okay with this ship.
We're not okay, fam, We're not around. We're not waiting.
I'm telling you right now, I'm gone. I'm in Niagara
Falls right now.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Fam, I'm with god Boy. Fan's gonna be a long
mother fucking you.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Ain't no need for y'all getting in the backyard, Bobby
Cue drinking beer out my Meskans are wearing no Mischigan.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Jordans and god damn Piniogle's and all that, and now
lead that ship.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Boy, sit, save your money this year, essay, Save your
damn money, Dallas Cowboys. I had high hopes. I said
we were gonna go twelve and five. Not let's reverse
it five and twelve. It's where we're going this damn here.
We're gonna be losing every damn game. That gonna have
(02:44):
four five hundred yard passing.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Every damn game. But I keep wondering, why God keep punishing.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Me though, while my cowboy got to be sorry every year,
while my cowboy can't get past the first round? Why God,
why we possed to be America's team but we can't
seem to do right? Why Because our owner, Let's be
real with y'all today, our owner, Jerry Jones is a
bullshit ass owner. And I'm being honest. I can honest
(03:13):
as I can be when I say that they gonna
like players who talk back. They gonna like players.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Who god damn got.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
A mind over their own. They won't play us. They
can control. They control. Mike couldn't control Michael Parson, so
he got rid of it.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Same way with dads.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Brian couldn't control him. That nigga got an attitude. That
boy's hitting your COMMI on nigger ones who play along
Jerry Jones take care of I'm just keeping your one
hunded Michael her love to death. That Jerry Jones boy,
Emmy Smith, Jerry Jones boy. You see how you see
how Jerry Jones tree ape men.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
He ain't he ain't. No, yes, ma'am.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Why because the white white can't talk? The white y'all
want the real Damnit. I'm gonna give you a real
on the bubble Dub show. They don't like it. As
soon as a young black man this right, you start
speaking up for himself, same way they did with Lamore
(04:08):
Jackson when he would representing himself during contract.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
See, they didn't like it. They said everything they can say.
You're trying to throw it out, trying to make it
like he was the problem. But in the end he got.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
The money, money, make the world go around, dollar dollar
bills out. Now it's a Dallas cap for a fan
that I was. I'm no longer with them something, I'm gone.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I'm gone.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
You can't cigar period right now and think that y'all
are going to the playoffs. You can't possibly sugar print
think you're going to the playoffs or you're moving in
the right direction now truth he told yes, you got
two first round draft picks. You got Clark, a man
that supposed to can stop the run. But we need
to get to the motherfucking quarter back. We just gave
Bland ninety two million dollars. That's good, but that motherfucker
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gonna get burnt the first this game of the season.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Do y'all know what we got game anymore? We got
Rocky bye Board.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Eagles, give your kid Eagles, Kevin Hyt Eagles, Michael Blasting,
That's who we got the first game Thursday night coming
up this week. We got to beat badass Eagle super
Bowl champion sipping served ass Hursts this Thursday night.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
And you take our best pass rusher away from us.
Now no longer on the team. Gone, how Now we
gonna get the Hurts.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
They got a J Brown, Deft Smill card it brush
the most of all. They got that bad ass Saint
Corn Barkley. This shit can get ugly in game one.
And I'm gonna two men, you mother fucking rite.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I can't wait. I wouldn't brought me a little cow
even though ain't no cowboy fano more, don't about me
a cowboy horse fish. I went to at b got
me some raives, briskly commute little.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Tegos to beer, said, got one a little side whole.
Make me some warm potato salad.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I baked beans with the with that ground me here
and fam. Yeah, we're doing this shit different.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
And I ain't just regular baked beans used to eat
when your barbecue no more. You know, we're putting crown meat,
were putting brown sugar that we putting mustard in the
in the baked bean. Now, oh, us niggas getting created.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
We get created. Baby here, that's what we're doing now.
Some of y'all who watch, you know I ain't lying.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
So I got besides you make me take a salad.
I got the baked bean with the meat and all
this and that. I got the real I got.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
The brisket, and I got the chicken. You know, the
chicken might have a little bit of blood, and god damn,
it's gonna be fire.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yo. I'm biting everybody over us. Thursday night, if you
in the age town, pull up.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
To the cribs. Your boy, pull up to your crib.
Thursday night we down here in Age Town. Be a
party in my crib.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Cowboys season, Baby, I'm tuning in, locked in, I can't wait.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Kill.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I know what I'm saying right now to y'all today.
I know I'm telling y'all ain't with the cowboy no more.
But if them motherfucker somethingow beat the Eagles, y'all want
y'all ain't going here the last of.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Me because at the end of the day, you are
the Super.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Bowl champions, Philadelphia Eagles. But that shit would last year.
It's a new motherfucking year. And I just left a
booo lady.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
And she prayed for me. Commute that. Cowboys going out
all the damn wait this shit, do you hear me?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Cowboys going all the way this shirt besides Jerry Jones
old grass hopper face having ass, race car track face
having ass, Long John silver Shrimp nose having ass, I'm hurt, y'all.
I don't know which way to go these days. I'm
out of me and I don't know, But I can
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tell you one thing though. You can't get rid of
of a generational talent like Michael Parson he was the
motive to our defense. We knew the quarterback, knew they
had two to three seconds, look and get the ball out.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
We gonna have that no more.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I guarantee your motherfucking quarterbacks gonna go back there and
go camping. Boy scout had, motherfucker, that's how much time
they gonna have a back, they gonna go camping. I
guess don't understand in the NFL no more man as
an owner, and I'm talking about Jerry Jones and fans,
we continue to take the bullshit that he continued to
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try to make us eat each and every year.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I'm not eating it no more, Jerry. I don't see
your vision no more. Fan.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
You know you're old now, Bruh. You're old, Jerry, and
you can't see the thing that you used to see
in the nineties. You know what I'm saying, early to
die you. You ain't been singing for a long motherfucking time.
Fam Let's be real, you ain't been singing for a
long time.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
You're old.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Hell, Steven old, y'all need to turn the organization over
to the grand boy.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
That you thought that was gonna be a quarterback.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Neim oh way too many dogs just the rumor they
are sitting around waiting on arch.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Man, the nephew of Peyton Man, eve I Man and
grandson of the late of the great watcher man.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Orisch Mannan played Ohio State the other night the other day,
matter of fact, one of the most televised college football games.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
In a long time.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Not only did Rschman with the bed rs manning and
as as a as a as my fans as a
group that's watching collectively. I want all us right now,
as I'm saying this shit right now, I want all
of us to do this collectively while y'all laughing, because
you know what's happening. I need everybody say this with
your boy look digging the camera when you do it,
(10:12):
make sure don't spit when I come out of my mind,
because you know I'm full of passion.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Goddamnit, usman.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Trash.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I'm something that trash all that shit they Gonne got
on TV and talked about talking about here next Joe
Mon telling him I beat damn.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
He looks scared like a durn the here lights tell
me I'm lying. He like a durning here light.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
He looked like he wasn't ready for the spotlight that
was put on him Saturday night thurday morning.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
He like he was ready, didn't like he belonged to me.
That's all I'm saying, y'all.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Y'all put so much hype because he a motherfucking many
that don't mean shit, because your uncle and your uncle
they don't want some that don't.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Mean you gonna be some shit. My daddy was a
real nigger.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Me, I'm gonna snitch, nigga, big thug, big tager tail
ain't got shit on me. Gotta watch out for people
like big Rat, big thuggle, big tiger tell I don't
give a damn.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Gotta watch out for him.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
They try to tell you, they try to tell you
everybody else snitching. They try to tell you everybody else
ain't solid. They try to tell you all other things
that's going on in the world. But the whole time them.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Niggas feel it. How them niggas tealing, Well, see if.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
They were just came out like me to be a
real man and say, look, y'all, you ain't got a
worry about no tapes coming out by me snitching or
hearing about me snitching. I'm telling you to your faces,
I'm talking nigga. Look who's talking like and John Shabot
Volume three. How you gonna get on the phone and
(11:58):
call other men until men don't rock with this guy,
this and that, even though I feel like I jumped
the gun, but it's too late. Real men apologize with
me wrong. That's what's wrong with us right here today.
When we're wrong, we gonna know how to tell somebody.
You know what, man, I apologize, bro, I was wrong
for what I did, or I was wrong for what
I said. Nah, them kind of men, they raised other
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men like them.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Now I'm sorry. Something just come into the world and
do the same thing they follow us doing. But we
got to stop this shit.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
I like what's going on right now in the world.
Right now, everybody is on your big Tiger Tale ladies.
Oh it was gone and yes, Donald took the stand
and said yes, ma'am. Donald took the stand and said, yes, ma'am,
Yes he did. But he didn't do what tatle Tale did.
Tattle Tale was in.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
That motherfucker talking a little too.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Motherfucker must for me now, all the rappers in Atlanta,
it's talking hself for wife and Luci and.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Future and Jeezu young job our cast in twenty one, savage.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Little baby, rest them snitch. But y'all, man though, man,
this dirty christ snitching man, snitching men going on since
the bobble. Y'all, didn't Adam snitch on Eve to God?
Didn't Adam snitch on Eve to God? He said, God,
this woman you gave un to me? Hold on, fam, God,
(13:30):
I gave you a woman. Fam Here, you is telling
me the woman I gave to you a re update.
I took from you and made you away. Man, You
telling me she made you eat of a forbeating fruit
that goes on right now to today.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
A lot of you women out here trying to give
us some.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Salvage the job that motherfucker ain't worth when it used
to be worth. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. When
it was tight, it was worth something. Now I got
motherfucker loose like an old boat on a ninety five
Ford Bronco. You know that motherfucker trash. But you're trying
to tell me. I need to buy you a pag.
(14:10):
I need to take you out to eat. I need
to put you in the big high I need to
put you in the nis car. I need to put
you in diamonds in for n.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Not putting you in your funky ass and no diamonds
in fur bit. You got savast vagina. I can't send
it for what the prize that you want.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
You're telling me you want a thousand and four, But
you and our both know that motherfucker worth a quarterlid.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Fellas you're bringing home savage tigers. Fam.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Oh she pretty. Oh, she got a ass. She got
a lot of things right now that she bought. But
when that motherfucker get fifty five, that shit breaking down.
That's why I'm telling you right now today sadest niggers
and a lot of these rappers, they girls that's already
passed around. That's what made me think the rappers like
(15:03):
other mensus being.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
You know your preference, you can gave you gay. I
ain't got none of your gay. Look gay. That my
uncle gay, My uncle gay. They say that nigga head
game off the chain.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Boy. I went to visit my uncle the other day.
Nigga was four cars line up over there. Well, I
thought Lee Daniels was in the motherfucker. But you know
that sually looked like they look like Lee Dang.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
I ain't no. I'm just saying that's just what I
seen at the end of the day.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Though, it's a lot of bs going on, like the
rappers keep dating the same girl, a lot of y'all
dating the same woman.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I don't get it, man, I don't want who you
want thought. Do you hear me?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
I don't want who you want. I want a motherfucker
who ain't been touched.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Do you hear me?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I want a motherfucker who ain't had this. Motherfucker y'all
be wanting every girl that passed around this marther buy
you just starting to look suspected me, fam, That's all
I'm saying that, y'all.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
It's a lot of bullshit going on in the world,
and we got the chicken. Now back to ritsch Maggan seventeen.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
I got thirty one hundred and seventy passing yard one
TV one interception. Watch Maggan didn't do his motherfucking job.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Now. Do I think it's the end? Neffer?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
I think I believe any player can redeem themself. It's
in it's in his blood. He can redeem myself. But
I just want the people who throw shots that got
other players and talk down on them when they have
bad games. I want y'all to do the same thing
to a ors Mannan because y'all thought that motherfucker was
gonna come out there.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
And light it up.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
He's a man, but at the end of the day,
he's human. That's where we forget to forget all the time.
And I'm talking to myself about a lot of these players,
and they gonna have good games. They're human at the
end of the day. We can want it all we
want for him, but they got to really want it.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Now. It moves me to my second team, Alabama roll
tied trash.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Ain't shit been good in Alabama. Shit, y'all whooped them
white folks ass on that boat. Tell me I'm lying,
y'all cursed when you niggas throw I swimming. See, niggas
can't swim, but niggas with nigroes were swimming that day,
cross the water and got got the.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Water and whooped them white folks ass.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Mar Luther King was rolling over his motherfucking graves smiling
like a motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
That's what the glat great Martin Luther King was doing. Y'all.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Negroes finally waking up and y'all finally fighting together. Oh
it was a beautiful thing. What black people were doing
down there in Alabama. I'm not boys, she ain't. I
got white friends right now today, down there in Alabama,
they called me every Monday, we get on the phone
and we have a conversation about that ass whooping from
(17:55):
black boys. Put on them down. Now we'll talk nothing
but with respect after that ass whooping. See, I used
to call me Doug, but now when they call me
Monday morning, they called me mister Cherry. You see, a
good ass whooping will hold some people in life. Alabama
been taking the ass whoopings ever since Nick Sabers ain't
(18:15):
been the head coach no more. That's real, damn talk.
We talking about Alabama. We talking about one of the.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Best colleges organizations elf.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
They're getting the ass toe up each and every week.
They lost to Florida State thirty one to seventeen. You
can't stop the run Alabama. Everybody used to want to
go go Alabama. Ain't nobody rushing to go to Alabama
no more. Fan, That's all I'm saying. We look at
Alabama now and how we look at JUCO colleges like TJC.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
I'm just being real. DJC got some of the baggers holes, elf.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Ef You ever been on Tyler of Texas, Man, get
in the comings right now, throw your hands up like this.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
You ever been in Tyler, Texas. That's tj C.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
That's a little old chi cottage of the entire of Texas.
You know, I'm from all to Texas. You know, al
too ain't got no hold. Al two ain't got no hold.
So we used to have to go with Lufkin and
Nack Jacksonville a little bit. Then you make your way
on up there the tire. Yeah, Toddler Texas is what
they call it. Yeah, we used to hold to the campus.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Tj C.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Holes everywhere, never seen whole from all over, And they
want to get nice.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
For a piece of change. Ain't I do God change?
Ain't I do God change? Now?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
I know y'all probably seen me over the weekend getting serious,
getting serious.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Know y'all seen me over the weekend.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
I was out in them with Colorado Friday night with
my good friend well, my mentor coach.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Prime Ranging ranging at the game.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
A lot of love, lot of atmosphere, Like I mean,
the atmosphere was just crazy going on out there at
the game. But truth be told, man, they didn't get
the motherfucking job done. Ain't Coach Prime know they can
get the job done. So I see a lot of reports,
I heard a lot of saying about coach coaching. But
let me say yeah, because y'all wasn't in the locker
room after the game with Coach Prime.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
I was in there.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
He here everybody a counter from itself to every coach
to every mother can player accountable for for the way
they played that game? Right there, I can tell you
why the boy lost that game. They in Colorado, they
had the creby this pilight is on them.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Oh they good. They feel like they can beat Georgia Tech.
But just what just on paper? But you got to
go out there and do what motherfucking job though. That's
all I'm saying. They gave up autumn five hundred yard
to Georgia tick.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
I thought that quarter back with Marcus Marrio, and y'all
know coach Brown don't cuss.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
He almost cussed. You saw him on the child line.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Coach Brown don't cuss, but he almost cuts defense the line. Try,
ain't woof of damn linebackers non existence. Now let's get
to the quarterback. Slaver now missed a ton of throws,
miss the ton of throws. But at the end of
(21:30):
the day, we make mistakes, don't I said, Oshman can
redeem itself. Well, this quarterbacker can redeem itself as well.
Now y'all being hogged on Coach All. They lost well,
little Cougar players. Coach Brown lost with your door. Travis
Hunger the.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
The Heisman. Travis Hunger won the Heisman.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Shallow on the defense, Jimmy Jimmy, I can't think of
my partner nine right now, Jimmy Horn Junr. The other
can't think of the other tower bright receiver. Coach pron
lost a lot of ton of players in the draft.
It's not the same team, but they Sugar won that
game Friday night. I feel like Coach Prime and the
team they will be okay.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
But he got some work to do.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
I think he go for the challenge. He went out
and got. He still got past Shrum the offensive coordinator.
I don't like his motherfucking play Colin. I ain't gonna be.
I'm gonna be. I don't like his play calling. What for, damn,
we got to move the ball up and down the
motherfucking field. Fan, Now you've seen the run game was working.
You were, you were killing with the run game.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Then yet got away from it. Now, boy, he's running
the damn ball.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
But like I said, Coach Prime hold everybody to counting,
so he holding hisself for Cauntble too. I know y'all
was talking about the clock management. Coach Prime know he
got to do a better job, the clock man. Coach
Prime Dessert. He I talked to him a lot. He
want he want to be excellent. He want to be great.
So I don't think because y'all see in all the
time on TV.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
He's prime time. He supposed to be on TV. That's
what he's supposed to do.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
But he subst to kirgisis he know he know I
ain't gonna get on this motherfunk show and sugar coca
motherfucking thing. He know he needs to coach bug You know,
the coaches know Marshall Falk always got on the one
sap and the other defensive court nigga. They all know
they need to coach Bugger and they will. I most
definitely think they're coach Bugger. But Friday night they didn't
(23:28):
do a motherfucking job. They can't do a mother fucking job.
Spec Begger from the Colorado Buffalo this week.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
I do, I really do.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
I believe in coach. I believe in coaching and making
the right decisions that he needs to make. Now, I
don't know if obager right quarterback, because they got juice
you over there, and I heard a lot of people
talking about you. We don't know, but we were gonna see.
Because I can't see coach keep going losing the next
game and then this game and keeping the same unpucking quarterback.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
I can't see it happen me. I'm not going, God damnit,
and I'm losing. And I got a motherfucker on the men.
Everybody telling me I need to play for them. Come
get your ass on the field and show me what
you can do.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Because I'm coach Prime, I got the spotlight, I got
all the sponsors, I got all the followers, I got
everybody in the world. I can put the light on
your ass. But can you shine with the light on you?
A lot of people can shine with d Can you
shine with the light on you?
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Same way.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
I keep talking to you all about my partner, Buddy Crawford.
The light is on him, bigger Thinggi's ever been in
Bud Crawford life right now, man, he's fighting Canelo Average,
the Great Miskan Hope. That's the last thing no motherfucker
Miskican's got right now is is Canelo average? El Choppo,
don't Roan Garcia, don't day Little Hoyer, Don't all they
(24:53):
got right in pit Bull, don't all they gotta get.
All they got right now is Canelo Average. And the
spotlight is on our young brother, Bud Crawfild moving up
two weight classes to fight a motherfucker who was known
for taking sterods. Let's just be real. Vanelo was on
(25:14):
that ship and y'all fucking know what. Oh my meat
was contaminated? Boy stop, boy stop? Are you moving up
two weight classes to fight Canelo Averred? A world champion,
a motherfucker who beat Gonadi glofkin shit. Crawfeld got his
(25:37):
weight cut off on, got his work cut out on.
But I think Crawforld can pull it out, y'all.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
I do. Oh.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
I think Crawford can pull up crawfl But Crawfeld can't
take one of them punches. I mean, not flushed like
y'all talk to me now, but I'm talking to y'all.
Crawfeld can't take one of these punches, y'all. Not like
like Crawfolpin took some punches that last boxing match that before.
Oh boy mag. He can't take the same function as
he took against him against Caneloanella gonna knock his ass.
Shot shot out to my pot nigger Charlot brother. You
(26:07):
know what I'm talking about, family, I was at that fight.
He was doing your thing. When you want to do
your thing. When Canelo hit you and your motherfucking fore head,
fam you quit.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
You know I ain't lying. You get survived the rest
of the match. That's all you did. You ain't gonna
fight no motherfucking more my grain. I know you did.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Cannello hit hard, boy, Canello hit like that stood to
knocked me out a couple of months ago, y'all. I
ain't not nothing to about it. Yeah, I yeah, I had,
you know, went to a fan you renion and shit.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
You know what I'm saying. I'm dub. You know, I'm
feeling myself. I'm bubba dud.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
You know, I see some nods. I'm I'm gonna shoot
my shot, Nigga, my shot wet right now. I'm like
still curved when it comes to your ship. Now I'm
shooting my shot, but I ain't no shouting. You know
what I'm saying, sh short hair, stud, you know what
I'm saying. And you know I'm at the Domino table,
talk shit, franking. You know what I'm saying, talking my ship,
nigga cappin bit bit ten thirty thirty thou man, that
(27:02):
motherfucker stood, come out. I nowhere manging like to be
hitting in my ear and shit, because I couldn't hear ship, bro.
I just know my shit was ringing, Bro, And I'm
looking up. You know what I'm saying. And you know,
and you get you ever got big up, you ever
got stunk? It's like everything slow down to your family
and and like, and it happened so fast, but it
(27:24):
seems so slow. And I'm looking up at this motherfucker stood, Bro,
and this motherfucker had on the number three Jordans.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
She was.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Just stomping the fuck on my face, bro, like real talk.
So I'm bleeding shit. After the fight with I'm bleeding shit.
Everybody asked me, I'm all right, and we get you
know what I'm saying. They got her over because they
restrained her from me and shit and I remember just
grabbing my motherfucking phone, man, like this, I just grabbed my.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Phone, bro, And.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
I don't remember dialing now on one, but I guess
I did that number one because the police got there. Now,
when the police got there, y'all, shit went mayhem Like.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I couldn't control myself.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Once the police got there and got getting between us, Bro,
it seemed like I was popa can sailor man, like
I took some spinach or something. Bro, I turned into
the incredible hook when the laws got there, Bro. Man,
them folks at to end up tasing to me and
calm me down.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Bro. But but the truth, the truth got got there.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
I wrote a statement let him know that I was
jumped because I really truly believe it just wasn't her
to hit me.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
It had to be somebody else to hipp her. Because
I'm a man at the end of the day.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
I'm not a very big man, but I'm a man
dog and I'm I consider myself to be a real
a real nigga dog. But I don't know what her
somebody is did. But I know, like she, Bro, I
couldn't hear dog like bro, when she hit me. You know,
I always when I talked, spit come my bro, Spit
went every damn without my damn mouth. I had, you
(29:05):
know what I'm saying. I was, I was hurt, but
you know, God get the last say so in this
and we go to court Wednesday. M hm yeah, I'm
sewing absolutely showing for three hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
(29:25):
Then the damage so I had to go to the hospital, y'all.
I told you, Cope that went up to eighty dollars now.
Cope used to be thirty dollars, cop eighty dollars now,
So I had to go to Thirpy and shit. Uh
after I couldn't record a couple of times, y'all. While
I was like a week before I could record because
my hearing was messed up. I wake up Cole sweats
(29:47):
at night. Having nightmare was about the retaliation she would
do with me by me putting her in jail and
pressing charges and suing her. I feel like she got
a hit out on me. And I'm just talking to y'all,
just telling y'all just because we're family and I know
y'all y'all care about me, and I carry about y'all.
(30:07):
You have stood trying to do something to me. Y'all, Ah,
I'm getting I'm getting threats in my DMS from from
from from from people I ain't never heard of my life, man,
and I'm fearing for my life right now. Behind understood.
She she's an X cryp and man, I just need
(30:29):
to prayer. I don't even want to talk about it
no more. I'm scared. My family is scared for me.
But if you're watching this show, then you know it's
being presented by Prize Picks. Real talk down below. Trash
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(30:51):
to get rigid. Y'all better put y'all picks in. DM
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We're gonna get this money together this year. And guess
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(31:14):
up football season starting this Thursday, y'all.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
I can't wait. I know y'all super excited.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
September the nineteen through the twenty you can kiss Me
at Atlanta Comedy Theater.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
It's going down on the twenty first. You can kiss
me and Danga Floiga d A n I A Florida.
Drag them tickets.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
I will be in Chicago September twenty eight at the Improv.
Drag those tickets right mother freaking now. It's the light
button right now, man, we have over twelve thirteen hundred
people on it one time. Ain't no way, y I
should have over one hundred likes I should have over
a thousand likes right now.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
So just what we're doing Monday night. Just what we're
doing right now.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
So for Monday night, y'all were making our predictions right now? Yeah,
I want you getting to come in section right now.
Give me y'all predictions. Who y'all got going to the
Super Bowl this year in the NFL. Who y'all got
right now? Make your picks now, don't lie, keep you
a buck. Who you got going to the Super Bowl
(32:14):
in the AMC I got the Buffalo Fields.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
In the NFC.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
I got the defending champs again, Philadelphia Eagles. I got
them going back to back to I see got I
seek the picks right now, Commanders, Okay, I see the Ravens.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Go back, Teasley.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Now you know damn where the Cowboys ain't going nowhere?
Don't dog dog, don't come on my show with that bullshit.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Doug and the giants. Y'all know damn whether giants ain't winning.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Shit, y'all being let off the hook. You know, New
York used to have the most rovers. New York used
to have the most rat The motherfucker them migrated down south.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Now there in that lamb. Even them punks dying there telling.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Say, boy, they ain't winning shit. The punks telling y'all
keep talking, them punks, some boys talking.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
They ain't been quiet no more. They ain't staying in
the closet no more. They're talking trash. Other day. Our
little Bama takes it long on trash. Try the ride
(33:42):
or buffal Lord trash. Get they add next week.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
I know that.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Y'all heard of Coach Bryn. Don't you shake my hand,
give me a hood. We found.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Man, Thank y'all, for Tula and then tonight's show. It's
going down Thursday night after the game Cowboy versus the Eagles.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
You could turn it in right here.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
After the game, I will be going live, give it
my anglest on the game.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
And I can't wait. I can't, Mother, can wait, because
if the.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Dallas Cowboy winning, I'm to make my prediction on the
game right now. I got the Eagles winning thirty one
to seventeen. I gotta be a real and on the show.
I can't be fake, gotta be real. But if the
Dallas Cowboys somehow beat the Philadelphia Eagles, I can't do
(34:46):
nothing but think Super Bowl. And I want y'all mother
to say it with me. Cowboys beat the Eagles.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Man, I can I can see Jerry right now holding
up the trophy, just holding up the trophy, man, just
shaking like a motherfucker. Somebody gonna have to help Jerry
Jones hold the trophy up if the Cowboy win like this,
but he gonna be shaking like a motherfucker. Boy, I
ain't bullshit. God damn, Jerry gonna hold that motherfucking trophy.
(35:17):
Boy got them gonna be one of the greatest days
of his motherfucking lie.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
I know it'll be on my life.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
The Cowboys ain't one shit. In ninety five, Easy was alive.
Oh I pee Easy when Cowboy won the last Super Bowl. Man,
that's been a long time, y'all. Thank y'all for tuning
tonight so piece and blessings them out.
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