Bubba Dub reacts to the Cowboys losing to the Chargers!!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Just because your team lose, don't mean my team gonna lose. Y'all,
Come on, wulcome took a bubble dog shoulder day. Well,
I keep it real and I keep it thirnty like
all times, young cowboy. Season is over, but my season

(00:20):
just be good. The light button right quick, get the
describe button right quick, and keep your notification turned on.
I ain't gonna hold you long this Sunday evening. The
pastor didn't hold you loan. I ain't gonna hold you long.
But I got a story to tell her here to
day before I get into this cowboy game. I went

(00:42):
to church this morning, brighten hurly, I even say on
the front seat, man, let me go to church. Man,
let me get my life right. Man. You know, ain't
ain't you know too ain't too many things been going
right for me? Lady Lily, let me let me go
to church and get closer to God. Maybe my cowboy
or wing a by now and went up there, sit
on the front front seat. Huh, listen to pastor, listen

(01:05):
to the word put four hundred dollars in the collection play.
I didn't even lust while I was at church. But
I didn't even think about Sister Patterson, big old ass bovie. Today,
I sit right there with my Bible and followed the
pastor as he as he preached the word today, and
guess what, we still lost. I got up at something

(01:27):
thirty in the morning with the waterburger, got me a
bacon ch he'll commute, got me all talk, gonna commute,
going to serve the Lord for my demons, and we
still lost. Now I'm tired of the Dallas cowboy. When

(01:49):
we come out in the first quarter, we look good, digger, motherfucker,
don't we We look like shit. We might do something today. First,
second quarter, Demmi, we look good. Third quarter is when
the goddamn cookies start to crumble. Tell me I'm lying.
First and second quarter. We don't whoop anybody in the NFL.

(02:11):
Ass first or second quarter, third quarter the battle last
five weeks. We ain't had this. We've been high, were
supposed to get our best corner back back. We look
curl the fuck y'all bringing back for what you bringing

(02:39):
back for? That motherfucker got a concussion on his day off.
How you get a concussion on your day off? This
bring out seven weeks? They gonna slide in back the

(03:00):
defense today, like everything gonna be all right? What's his name?
Justin Sherbert? That motherfucker look like Damn fouts twenty three
for twenty three out of twenty nine passes till three
hundred yard two TV. We couldn't stop ship And I
wish NFL head coaches could get through our games like

(03:23):
NBA coaches get through our game when they get texts.
NFL coaches supposed to get texts. Dallas Cowboy coach supposed
to have thirty texts this damn he York we neiga
bring a new rule to the NFL. NFL head coaches
are supposed to be able to get tixs. I wanna
see you mad, I wanna see a clipboard, Broke, I

(03:46):
wanna see you in play a face. I wanna see
your ass pissed off, just like me and you. But
we don't fucking see it, dude, it no. All they
keep showing is Jared Jones fall Peppermint boy ass up
there in the front week and I'm tired of looking nigga.

(04:06):
I'm tired, you tired? When we gonna stop losing? Damn
the draft pitch, Jerry ain't gonna do it nothing a
draft of a blind ass motherfucker offense alignment. They ain't
gonna do nothing but trip over his feet every other
damn plate. We ain't disciplined. That's why our record reflect

(04:29):
what we are. We are not disciplined. You wanna tell
you Williams. Today we have nine carries thirty four yard,
a bunch y nothing. We just running back for charge
Amari and Hampton. We don't even know him. Sixteen carried

(04:50):
eighty five yard come out of North Carolina? What good
running back? You know? Come out of North Carolina? Our win?
No damn good running backs come out of North Carolina.
But when they played the down the cowboy, the motherfucker
look like walk the peyton. Last three weeks we've been

(05:13):
getting down ass stump and I'm sick of it. So
you damn right. I went back to Buffalo. You damn right,
I did you your BRONI the people's al brow on
y'all asses. Season over, cowboy fan, the fucking season is over.

(05:34):
What you're gonna do? You ain't gonna barbecue no more,
You ain't gonna eat no more? Huh shall I beat? Damn?
I'm a black man. I'm gonna have gatherings that my
motherfucker have whether my team in the playoffs. Now, I'm
gonna have get togethers. I'm gonna have people over here
in the back yard. Yea up commute can call the cowboys.

(06:00):
That means you'll see you supposed to be able as bullshit.
You better do like me, boy, and find your new
motherfucking team you see one with Right now? Boy, I'm
with Buffalo. Baby, I'm got damn. I'm back on the
band wagon again. And when they lose, I ain't fucking
with them no more. We ei though, ain't no different y'all.

(06:21):
Time to be lawyer, y'all. Ain't even lawyer to y'all
own weed man. When your weed man ain't got nothing,
you call somebody else. Tell me I'm lying, Hey, ben,
what you got when you gonna have something? All right? Belly,
ain't you you around? Yeah? What's up? Hey man? Let

(06:41):
me get something. Ain't man ain't here for your man.
They ain't a't worry about that. Do'll let me get
some bit. Y'all niggas ain't got faithful plugs, cause when
one ain't got it, you're going to the other. And
when you owe one plug, you're going to the other.
That's what y'all be doing. Y'all full of shit. Motherfucker
owe you thirty dollars. That motherfucker gonna come see you. No,
damn mo tell me I'm lying. You wanna go speak

(07:04):
with somebody else? Yeah, but dub no, all the pie it.
I'm the lord niggle. Soon you pull up olk there
and get that little three point five goddamnit, Hey, put
your hands behind your back, sir, dub it that you
don't you say my name, boy, man, I'm old. Do

(07:26):
it my name, mister Jerry, and you have broken the law.
Anything you say can or will be used against you
in the court of law. Boy, all that friendship go
out the window. When I walk in that courtroom, them
niggas be shaking in their motherfucking boots. I'm the big

(07:50):
dog when I go in the courtroom. You ever heard
of people walk in the motherfucker Them niggas be sitting
down slopes down like that. Damn you. They're going to
act all hard when I come in that month, but
they want to sit up. It's too late, boy, it's
too late. You're getting bog and I'm going down the line.

(08:14):
You ain't the only ones getting forty forty for you,
forty for you for you, faughty for you, and farty
for you. Cause y'all know what's going on right now.
I gotta wait for sports for a little bit. We're
gonna get back to it, but it's a little bit
going on right now with theeve raffle talking about you know,
the streets is dead. You know they've been dead for them.

(08:36):
I'm cleaning shut up round here. I'm been telling y'all
this ship for two years. Y'all just not want to
figure this shit out now. Man, the street's made some
of y'all. Man, you can't say if the streets. Some
of the streets made some of y'all just doing better

(09:01):
now now we're gonna do it together. Y'all gonna help me,
help me. That mean when I call you tell you
I need three point five, even though I owe you,
that don't mean bring that up on the phone. I
might got my girl with me. I don't want to know.

(09:22):
I'm getting in front of three point five fans. You
showing out now, you're being very motherfucking disrespectful. And when
you disrespect me like that in front of my one
of my girls like that, you're going to jail all
on the phone. Damn, nigga. How many times I'm gonna
front you? Man? Oh broke? Okay, keep calling me broke

(09:45):
and you're gonna be broken right along with me. Y'all
know I ain't lying, man. You know how they try
to front you and stuff, man like when your girl,
you be trying to handle you all certain time. I
can wait, man, what I tell you? God by just
pulling up over him? Mother fucker, I'm the Lord. Do
I need to pull my badge out? I pulled any word?

(10:06):
I God? Damn please, big boy, No, ain't worry about
because you won't be here to morrow, No way do ain't.
I'm good? No, no, no, no, you won't be here
to morrow. No waight and the dope you got up
your baby mama house were kicking her dog down to
morrow too. Missed it out to wait.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Like a body falk the cowboys, manh fucko.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
And take this ship no more losing every goddamn week.
How y'all doing on this Sunday? Man? I apologize man
for the people just tuning into my show. I had
a moment by y'all gonna just understand. Boy got up

(11:05):
early today, y'all. Hey, God on my mind, I'm gonna
go and serve my master, cause God say you can't
serve two masters. So I'm gonna go and serve my master.
And we still lost. Prize pect didn't hit door, jumped
out there like he was gonna do something, didn't do
a damn thing for me to day that too, boy, well,

(11:30):
I don' ain't know what to say. No more. Man,
I'm I'm pissed off, but I'm not when I mean
by that is. Yes, I'm mad my cowboys lost, but
I'm thinking. I'm thinking to myself while I'm talking. Y'all. Right, now,

(11:52):
why be upset you? With the bills? Fam y'all good,
You're good. It's the rest of you miserable motherfuckers that
don't want to Swiss teams. Y'all. A motherfucker that's mad
and miserable. Not me. I'm happy. I'm not gonna let
nobody mess up my day. That's what's wrong with y'all,

(12:13):
y'all be letting people mess up y'all days. I'm not
doing it, No motherfucking more, I'm not doing it. I
done went to this girl house the other night. Goddamn
she got a nice Christmas tree. Up, I ain't a
present under the motherfucking tree the whole time I'm there.
She don't ain't hit like I know. You're gonna take

(12:36):
care of your kid for criminal. Indeed got your mama,
something got the whole family some d that's what's up.
That's what's up. The kid man. They ain't seen their
dad in mono buther I just don't know s. I mean,
how Let you later? Where you going high? Let you
later because I know what's fromna go on and then
not gonna happen this Christmas. I'm gonna see you and

(12:57):
your kid wake up with nothing, nothing to that tree.
Remember when I call you two weeks ago, you dinna
have time for me. You had your little young niggle
over there with the drink on jail. Remember he talked
real bad, took me on the telephone. Yes, he Then
you told me my breastman like catshit hurt my feeling.
You ain't want nothing to do with me. Well guess
what he in jail? Why because I send him? Now?

(13:18):
You think I'm gonna be sad on I'm not. I'm
the grinch. So you never missed no water until the
well run dry. That's how people do you the whole time.
They can get shipped from you. What's my nigger? What's

(13:38):
my partner? I'm well, you relish, you Finnish, you feelish?
Sure you tell they add no, you a bullshit add nil.
Guess what I'm starting to like to be a bullshit
ad nigga. Now mm hmmmm. You got kool aid, you
got water, but you ain't got no sugar. Niggle got

(14:01):
a call with no gas. That's the way I like
to see y'all. Now here, Carma a mother God. Chicago
Barros beat up on the Packers the other night. They
gonna took over that division. Right now, Kayler William doing
what he's doing, game winning drives. Uh, don't take this

(14:25):
the wrong way, but you know we you know we
got a fun boy at quarterback and he winning and
ain't man got it. We got a fun boy at
quarterback and you kicking ask he'll kick your ass on
the football field. Then go do your motherfucker nails for you.

(14:45):
That's a bad mother, just being real with you. He
could throw a touchdown and he can do your nail. Friends, tip, however,
your wanning caller Willion give it to you Cargo Barros
are serious. They for real, They for real, Jack New

(15:11):
Surf in town right now, normally with Green Bay, normally
with Detroit. Detroit still in the mix right now, Chicago
Barros in the MC North not They not skelling nobody
right now. Man. They feel like they got what it
takes to go out the way to the Super Bowl. Man. Yeah,
old Kater Wiediam boy, come you, pretty boy, come you?

(15:34):
I mean the locker room. Yeah, i ain't looking at
the compleate book. I'm looking at you, big boy. Yeah,
that's them allegedly. Sh what dangerous? The boy, it's dangerous.
They'll talk to me though. Man, how y'all feeling, man,
somebody said the Birds ain't shit? Man, stop it. Bird

(15:54):
beat the shit out of my cowboys this year. I
ain't got nothing bad to say about no team that
don't beat my team as this year. I ain't got nothing, man,
I ain't got nothing to say about them nothing. Carolina
Panthers don't beat up on the Bucks. They gonna win
that division. That's right, the Carolina Panthers. You said Carolina
Panthers gonna win that division. They be up on the book.

(16:16):
They beat Baker Mayfield right, Shan beat Baker Mayfield got
to give in credit. What credit is do they doing
their things up there in North Carolina? They gonna put
Cam new Nad in the dirt cause every man they
ain't had no quarterback, says Cam. That then took them
now right, un done, took them now. I got to

(16:41):
get in credit much shit. I didn't talked about Bryce Shun.
I got to write my rooms. So all my Carolina
Panther fans on her right now.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
Blessings to you, Blessings to you.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Got the Denver Broncos and the ALC. You got bow Knicks.
He got Sean Payton, the head coach that might be
a sleeper team. I know, New England. I see you move.
It's gonna come down. Don't forget them Texans. Don't you

(17:25):
forget them sipping serup ass Texans team that might just
come out this AFC this year. It's probably the Denver Broncos.
And the reason why I say that Andy Reid an'
in the mix. One other coach in the AFC right
now that it's better than Sean Payton. We ain't worry

(17:48):
about the Raven and John Harb. Brown now got Jim
Harb brother. The Chargers ain't finna beat no motherfucker. Sean
Payton died in Denver when it's cold. She see I
don't see it, y'all see it. I don't see it.

(18:09):
Who else in that? But I know New England But
they can't beat they can't be Buffalo. Buffalo and the
Denver Broncos probably the two best teams in the AFC.
I'm just keeping the book. Yes, other teams around, but
Buffalo cream of the crop, Denville cream of the crop.

(18:35):
I'm gonna ask y'all what y'all think. I got the
Texans on there. I got already got the Texans up
there in the mix that they like the third tier,
third tier of this when on the NFC right now,
found I'm speaking on AFC. We know what's in the
NFC West. We still you still you still got the Round,

(18:57):
You still got Seattle, Hey, you still got the forty
nine ers over there, you got the Barrels over there,
you still got Detroit, you still got Green Bay, and
you got motherfucking Eagles. Don't get a twisted. This shit's
still gonna run through Philly. Now, It's still gonna run

(19:20):
through Philly. But Jalen hurts even though he up and down.
But it's still gonna run through them big boys over there,
because when the playoffs start, what happened in the regular
season don't matter no more. We know that it's all
about who can get hot at the right time, who
can control the line of scrimmage man, who's not turning
the ball over? Who converting thirty threes in thirty four.

(19:43):
That's what it comes down to. Who can be disciplined,
not getting outside, who's not getting penalted, who's not getting
turned off? That would determine who's gonna win any games, y'all.
That's all I'm saying. Yeah, the MC west is stacked
with the ram seem forty niners. I don't believe in
Brodn Purty, even though he gonna took them to the

(20:03):
Super Bowl. I just don't believe it. They's just me.
I don't believe him. But the mother teams. I'm just
talking about the ABC two top teams, Buffalo and Denver
right now. Yeah, you got New England over there, But
it ain't it ain't it ain't you know. I go
by eye. The eye test is Buffalo in Denver. That's

(20:24):
the eye test for me. I don't know about y'all
what y'all think. See, I get it, y'all looking at
they struggled with Cleveland. Cleveland got one of the top
defenses in the league. Bro, it's just Cleveland offense, big Bro.
That motherfucker Cleveland defense is froaches over there with Miles
Garrett coming off that motherfucker lines of screaming. They got
to put two three motherfuckers on him, motherfucker male Garret

(20:48):
and got what that jopp of Chyneus You gonna put
that song in one cag on him, that butterfucker jumping
not virginium over the nine now in Cleveland. Hey, motherfuck
ain't wrying know thurnm was out there in Native three.
That's that damn japan super sit got him on. That's
why my Gary doing what you're doing here with that
Japanese Chinese dead my need all I know? He she

(21:10):
down on bending knees now, Mick Garry, see a light
make me want want of them knees? Mother, Go give
me a translator, but I damn show date me one
of them. Bid me knee Chinese? I got damn it,
coming on moving down here to Texas with me. He
he I got you, hey, your goddamn brother and the sisters.

(21:32):
Goddamn it, they can't come. Only you shoot your community,
can You will opened up the best Chinese restaurant as time.
It won't be a goddamn turger or a possum in
the city, No damn more. If I give me one
of them Chinese women, cat dog, none of that bitch

(21:54):
hood him on the pitt Are wrong with y'allbody? You
don't see no possums down here. You god damn Chinese
got them jumping on y'all got goddamn right, fright come
you goddamn regular me boy, that's possm and very tasty.

(22:16):
You don't forgive me goddamnna know what the restaurant I'm
gonna go right back down there in East Texas, open
up the best Chinese restaurant in the motherfucking world. You
ain't got worry about squirrels, rabbits, possums, No motherfucking more
on y'all, y'all skirn y'all, damn it, because I'm gonna
have them in a big old pot, steaming me in
sou young. Come up, be in the back playing in

(22:38):
sou young too. I'm passing, But I'm gonna be fix
I'm fixing plates. I'na be playing Sue Young for John?
Can you give your baby? Come you? I'm donna care
for I'm playing in the ass when I'm at work. Shuck, y'all.
I don't wonder why y'all getting fooled so quick? Shit
you even you even got damn squirrel and possum. Go
anything we can get our hand on. Were cooking German

(22:59):
shell commute one hundred and one. Damnations you commute, Frenchy
board dog commute, God damn Frenchy bulldog. Good over was
thing fried rides and eggs. I'm not Bullshitn't you telling
you what? God love? If you're watching my show today, man,
you know it's being presented by Prize Pick. Y'all, yeah,

(23:21):
go and use my promo code trash with the two
ages man. Matter of fact, just go and follow me
on Prize Pick. I'm almost at twenty thousand're trying to
get the twenty thousand be throw Christmas. I think I'm
at nineteen thousand. Go and follow me over. Man. You
could copy my pick, or you can just go and
look at my picks and see what not The pick
because I'm been gonna lose this spree. Butt be real close.
Most people go over there and look at my picks

(23:41):
and they go opposite and they been winning big. So
that's what I would do. I follow you, or I
need you to go over there and follow me, because
it's getting close to the end of the month. And
you know what that means. Close to the end of
the month for all the new people. Damn, don't what
you're talking about. The end of the month. On Prospect
at the end of the month, we picked five people
and we give them one hundred dollars free line up
on priepects. That's what we're doing over there. Yeah, here'll

(24:04):
a big boy. So it's so much that you go
and follow me because I pick a new I pick
five new wheeows at the end of every month. That's
what we're doing. Hopefully everybody having a blessed day. I'm
definitely having a blessed day. Even though the Cowboy law.
I'm right back with Buffalo again and it's all good.

(24:24):
It's just it's just why I say, live goes on,
Live goes on. Man. Somehow many time things don't go
right in y'all live and y'all give up. You can't
be giving up. You got to be on to the next.
Even though it's twenty twenty five, in twenty twenty six,
coming up, I'm already mentally in twenty twenty seven, twenty

(24:45):
I'm not even know twenty five and twenty. I'm in
twenty seven shooting my first comedy special this year too,
shooting it in April. I announce the location and date
real soon. I'm building some shit up on over here. Man,
I'm being on this ship up over here, shout out.
Today Sepel dropped this new special that Shiit always inspiring

(25:09):
to me. Man, see them continue, continue, continue, continue to
continue to drop specials and do what they do. I
love to see that ship. But I'm coming a little different.
I'm coming with a little bit more motherfucking five. Yeah,
a little bit more swag. Yeah, coming for minds, and

(25:31):
you need to be coming for yours all that new resolution.
I'm gonna do this and do that. You've been saying
this shit for the last fifteen years. Man, It's time
to start doing. Stop, time to start doing. Man. I'm
gonna leave this job, man, leave that motherfucker. But you
got to have faith, you see faith without works, it's dead.

(25:56):
Let me say again, faith what God works, It's dead.
It You got to keep pushing. When I say pushing,
I mean push. You might lose family, you might lose
friends in what you're doing. Sometime Sometimes people like man,
I don't even know you know more Man, I don't
even know myself, But I know I got to go somewhere.
I got to go. God damn mean mom, mother got something,

(26:21):
hunger billion motherfucker sitting around here waiting on something to
fall out the sky. It ain't falling. I'm riding down
the road. I want to see stalls up there in
the ceiling, got damnit. I ain't got running, no jewelry

(26:42):
let the light side. Ain't got damnit. Piece and blessings
of mine. I see y'all tomorrow night

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